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Disclaimer: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:03 AM (RuTUS)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 04:03 AM (Ia/+0)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:05 AM (GvwDZ)

4 Morning all. I had my finger poised to hit post, then the internet between me and the server fell screaming into the void for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 04, 2025 04:06 AM (BLOW1)

5 >>>India said yeah, okay.

... for now.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:07 AM (RuTUS)

6 When I think back on all the crap he learned in high school,

It's a wonder he can think at all!

https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-879128

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:07 AM (GvwDZ)

7 Good morning. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then how do we even know the tree fell?

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 04, 2025 04:07 AM (4/ps2)

8 Satellite images

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

9 4 Morning all. I had my finger poised to hit post, then the internet between me and the server fell screaming into the void for a couple of minutes.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 04, 2025 04:06 AM (BLOW1)

I bit off all my fingernails in the interim.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:08 AM (RuTUS)

10 Was walking on the Appalachian trail once and maybe 15 seconds after I passed a small tree it fell.over onto the trail.
If didn't hear it wouldn't have turned around

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 04:09 AM (Ia/+0)

11 Was walking on the Appalachian trail once and maybe 15 seconds after I passed a small tree it fell.over onto the trail.
If didn't hear it wouldn't have turned around

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 04:09 AM (Ia/+0)
-

So they really do make a sound!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:10 AM (GvwDZ)

12 Just lynch Fauci and the pharma execs already!

https://tinyurl.com/b2shvxke

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:15 AM (GvwDZ)

13 7 Good morning. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then how do we even know the tree fell?
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr


Living in a country town I can tell you that someone will be out with a chainsaw to turn it into firewood in five minutes flat.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 04, 2025 04:15 AM (BLOW1)

14 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 04:16 AM (Ia/+0)

15 Billy Crystal - You Look Mahvelous

"I'll put on my Spiderman pajamas."

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:16 AM (RuTUS)

16 Forget about lynching. Guillotine is faster.

https://tinyurl.com/2m8snd49

So many heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:18 AM (GvwDZ)

17 All your elections belong to us:

https://tinyurl.com/yshmfekn

It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:21 AM (GvwDZ)

18 13 7 Good morning. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then how do we even know the tree fell?
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr

Living in a country town I can tell you that someone will be out with a chainsaw to turn it into firewood in five minutes flat.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 04, 2025 04:15 AM (BLOW1)

In a park near me, when a tree falls, the gardener chainsaws it into shapes that he uses to build fences and benches and steps and playground toys for the park.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:24 AM (RuTUS)

19 They're not going to stop producing stuff. They're a division of Micron.

They're just going to stop producing stuff that you can buy because they can make more money out of the AI bubble.


I've got four drives in this rig.
The main drive is a M.2 Gen 4 Lexar.

2nd is a M.2 Gen 4 Crucial P3 Plus.
The other two are Crucial 2.5 inch SATA SSDs.

I like their products, so that sucks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 04:32 AM (6ydKt)

20 Only his hairdresser knows for sure:

https://tinyurl.com/45f39cey

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:32 AM (GvwDZ)

21 @aelfred_D has a series of tweets from

@AmericanGwyn

absolutely bodying Joyce Carol Oates' takes on Cormac McCarthy's No Country for Old Men.

... It's better than I'm making it sound.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:34 AM (RuTUS)

22 for example:

Aelfred The Great retweeted
Aaron Gwyn
@AmericanGwyn
19h
There’s nothing in Cormac McCarthy’s novel about feminism. There’s no mention of things going bad when “women began to live independently from men.” I’ve been teaching the novel for twenty years and the passage you’re referencing doesn’t exist.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:36 AM (RuTUS)

23 CAFE to go:

https://tinyurl.com/f8scxkju

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:39 AM (GvwDZ)

24 Well, I am glad yesterday is over. I would like to thank anyone here who prayed for me. I

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 04:40 AM (ix8EF)

25 In a park near me, when a tree falls, the gardener chainsaws it into shapes that he uses to build fences and benches and steps and playground toys for the park.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:24 AM (RuTUS)

Now that's dedication.
I'm surprised it's even allowed these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 04:42 AM (6ydKt)

26 Christian devotional on "Believing more than we see." Hebrews 11;1-4

https://tinyurl.com/38fjr92j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 04:42 AM (ix8EF)

27 Seditionist is an understatement:

https://tinyurl.com/33df85yp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 04:45 AM (GvwDZ)

28 Honest Michigan woman goes distance to return wallet:

https://tinyurl.com/w7ne2ydc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 04:46 AM (ix8EF)

29 25 In a park near me, when a tree falls, the gardener chainsaws it into shapes that he uses to build fences and benches and steps and playground toys for the park.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:24 AM (RuTUS)

Now that's dedication.
I'm surprised it's even allowed these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 04:42 AM (6ydKt)

It's a public park that's sponsored by a very wealthy patron who gets to call the shots; the gardener is hers.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:48 AM (RuTUS)

30 Kindly man and son help stranded woman:

https://tinyurl.com/msjedxep

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 04:49 AM (ix8EF)

31 I can't disagree with the IBM CEO on the numbers for buulding out AI data centers, becuae he's making a lot of sense there.

I just can't help but wonder if he's actually talking his book, and IBM is waiting on quantum computing to be the next boom, which I'm positive will cost a lot more than AI since the tech is so new and extremely expensive to build, run and maintain.

Quantum is definitely the next tech boom waiting in the wings.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 04:50 AM (6ydKt)

32 It's a public park that's sponsored by a very wealthy patron who gets to call the shots; the gardener is hers.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 04:48 AM (RuTUS)

Public spaces always seem to turn out better when there's a person or group who make it theirs to take care of.

Otherwise you get the tragedy of the commons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 04:57 AM (6ydKt)

33 3 men from New Zealand sing a Christian song, "Amazing Love". I was not familiar with it , but it's very nice ::

https://tinyurl.com/455wvbey

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 05:00 AM (ix8EF)

34 Man from MA writes on the importance of encouragement : 1st Thessalonians 5:1-11

https://tinyurl.com/3mdw6fum

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 05:04 AM (ix8EF)

35 Anybody know how Hadrian is doing?
Haven't seen him post in weeks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 05:08 AM (6ydKt)

36 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 04, 2025 05:12 AM (sAmhv)

37 The world has boinged 2,080,401 times.

G'morning Horde.

AI sucks.
Sha na na nah, sha na na na na nah.
AI sucks.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

38
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2025 05:26 AM (tljrc)

39 @FenelonSpoke: I hope yesterday's 11 am event that you requested prayer turned out okay?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025 05:28 AM (O7YUW)

40 I have a relative who works for IBM. the company is investing lots of dollars into Quantum. He doesn't say much about it, but I wouldn't understand it anyway. Something about it will make all the huge computer data centers obsolete. ??

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2025 05:31 AM (wlQdF)

41 Good morning, folks. It was a balmy 29 degrees when I left the house. My boy Kroger made it clear that he was not going out for the turnout, thankyouverymuch.

Fen, I hope everything went well yesterday afternoon.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 05:34 AM (NR6c1)

42 I don’t know what “Boing” means and probably don’t want to know, I’ll certainly not look it up because I know better

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:35 AM (9d5Sb)

43 I see Mr. Simon is claiming that he's still relevant.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 05:36 AM (NR6c1)

44 What's the connection between Trump, oil, and AI?

Everything!

https://tinyurl.com/34jnks2r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 05:39 AM (GvwDZ)

45 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 04, 2025 05:39 AM (XQo4F)

46 Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 05:34 AM

So nice of you to ask and to pray . It went ok.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 05:40 AM (PFs9e)

47 @42/Common Tater: You know those springy doorstops with the rubber bit on the end that you can pull back and release?

That's "Boing!" Nothing nefarious, unless the cat manages to stick its paw under the door and find the end of it and make it go "Boing!" multiple times at 3 AM (aka "The Zoomy Hours").

https://boing.greg.technology/

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025 05:41 AM (O7YUW)

48 Well .. OK… if you say so. I’m skeptical!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:42 AM (9d5Sb)

49 42 I don’t know what “Boing” means and probably don’t want to know, I’ll certainly not look it up because I know better
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:35 AM (9d5Sb)

I thought they built airplanes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 05:42 AM (3U2FH)

50 So early in the morning I saw a beautiful sunrise and then male cardinal in a. bush. It was a blessing to have these reminders of God in nature before I had to go to a difficult gathering. Then I had a nice time with the lovely new director of activities at the nursing home. She is very nice and loves the residents and we prayed together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 05:45 AM (GLmO1)

51 I thought Cardinals were a RC church thing?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:47 AM (9d5Sb)

52 Posted by: Common Tater

The Cardinals in in RC Church probably aren't hanging out in a bush by the road. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 05:51 AM (zMLZ6)

53 I have a relative who works for IBM. the company is investing lots of dollars into Quantum. He doesn't say much about it, but I wouldn't understand it anyway. Something about it will make all the huge computer data centers obsolete. ??
Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2025 05:31 AM (wlQdF)


Probably not. Quantum computing is a different way of computing data but that doesn't invalidate the value of the data itself. There's a lot of hand-wavy promises about quantum but it's not likely, ever, to become something widely used due the difficulty in shielding the qubits. If 'perfected', it'll be useful for government and big labs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 05:51 AM (ExV1e)

54 I don’t know what “Boing” means and probably don’t want to know, I’ll certainly not look it up because I know better
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:35 AM (9d5Sb)


It's referencing a timewaster website. I don't get the fascination but it's harmless.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 05:52 AM (ExV1e)

55 He doesn't say much about it, but I wouldn't understand it anyway. Something about it will make all the huge computer data centers obsolete. ??

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2025 05:31 AM (wlQdF)

Quantum may replace classic computing eventually, but probably not in most of our lifetimes.

Quantum computers have to be kept at well below zero temps to work correctly. The most recent advances have worked with operating temps around 1 kelvin (-458 F). So it requires some pretty heavy duty equipment to get the temps that low.

Most Quantum will be done via the cloud/data centers until they can figure out how to run them at near room temperature so everybody will be able to run them anywhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 05:54 AM (6ydKt)

56 My bad day going from Bad to worse, now see message start at 7am. Been here 15 minutes already

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 05:55 AM (nouTT)

57 Crucial has often been the best price/reliability point for consumer memory. Sad day.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 05:56 AM (1Nv0l)

58 My bad day going from Bad to worse, now see message start at 7am. Been here 15 minutes already
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2025 05:55 AM (nouTT)


I always loved getting the "no one come in, work from home if you can" messages after I'd been at work for a couple hours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 05:57 AM (ExV1e)

59 Last year, I used Crucial to take my laptop up to 64 gigs. Cost: less than $150. I imagine today it would be closer to $700, and probably not available.

Another good reason to really hate AI.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2025 06:00 AM (WPL6O)

60 I have a relative who works for IBM. the company is investing lots of dollars into Quantum. He doesn't say much about it, but I wouldn't understand it anyway. Something about it will make all the huge computer data centers obsolete. ??
Posted by: Colin

----

Quantum is the most overhyped tech right now. It can never replace classical computing. Even once it's perfected, it will only give exponential speedup for a very narrow range of problems.

It will break a whole bunch of cryptography though, so there is that.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:00 AM (1Nv0l)

61 Quantum may replace classic computing eventually, but probably not in most of our lifetimes.

Shortly after commercial fusion powered, room temperature superconductors become a thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:00 AM (ExV1e)

62 It will break a whole bunch of cryptography though, so there is that.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:00 AM (1Nv0l)


That's the promise, anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:01 AM (ExV1e)

63 54 I don’t know what “Boing” means and probably don’t want to know, I’ll certainly not look it up because I know better
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 05:35 AM (9d5Sb)

It's referencing a timewaster website.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 05:52 AM (ExV1e)

It's linked in Biden's Dog's URL field. There is some humor to be found in his announcing BOING! in AoSHq tech thread comments long before the timewaster was developed.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 06:05 AM (RuTUS)

64 It's linked in Biden's Dog's URL field. There is some humor to be found in his announcing BOING! in AoSHq tech thread comments long before the timewaster was developed.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 06:05 AM (RuTUS)
-

I still have spring in my step.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:07 AM (GvwDZ)

65 That's the promise, anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

---

I asked ChatGPT:

"If you forced me to place odds:



~30% chance ever.

~70% chance that reality intervenes (engineering or physics) and we never reach that scale.

These are not fringe views — they're consistent with estimates from Microsoft, IBM, NIST, NSA, and leading quantum computing theorists."

I'm more optimistic than that, but not for any reason that I could argue.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:08 AM (1Nv0l)

66 And today begins the Dark Times at work. The cafeteria staff is going to a new company and they are updating our eating area. This means that today and tomorrow, the cafeteria is closed and we are denied even coffee.

I shall carry on despite it all. OK, it helps that I have a coffee maker at my desk but feel my pain already.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 06:08 AM (BpO1e)

67 64 It's linked in Biden's Dog's URL field. There is some humor to be found in his announcing BOING! in AoSHq tech thread comments long before the timewaster was developed.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 06:05 AM (RuTUS)
-

I still have spring in my step.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:07 AM (GvwDZ)

boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing etc.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 06:08 AM (RuTUS)

68 whoops, lost ChatGPT's first category:

" less than 10% chance of breaking RSA within 20 years."

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:09 AM (1Nv0l)

69 Glad to hear things went well, Fen.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 06:10 AM (BpO1e)

70 >>>Quantum may replace classic computing eventually, but probably not in most of our lifetimes.

Shortly after commercial fusion powered, room temperature superconductors become a thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>Won't AI solve all of these problems for us because it's super splendifferous, you guys?

AI was a lie and a joke from the beginning. We already have AI, it's called 'coding'. Language engines are AI and they're stupid.

If you seek to create a real silicon-based autonomous intelligence, God help you.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 04, 2025 06:10 AM (abmp2)

71 Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 06:10

Well, I made it through . I don't know if it exactly went well,but I survived. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 06:11 AM (rZCVI)

72 This is ABC News:

https://tinyurl.com/kfdbep2r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:13 AM (GvwDZ)

73 Shortly after commercial fusion powered, room temperature superconductors become a thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:00 AM (ExV1e)


I'd agree with you just on the technical hurdles involved, but the ingenuity of humanity never ceases to amaze me.
I think there may be a real breakthrough eventually.


Brave AI sez:

Room-Temperature Innovation: As of December 2025, a new device developed at Stanford operates at room temperature by using twisted light to entangle photons and electrons in a molybdenum diselenide-based nanoscale optical system, potentially revolutionizing quantum communication and reducing the need for bulky cryogenic infrastructure.

Is that the answer?
I have no clue, but there are people working on the problem.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:13 AM (6ydKt)

74 These are not fringe views — they're consistent with estimates from Microsoft, IBM, NIST, NSA, and leading quantum computing theorists.

The research is valuable and it might pay off in something even if that something isn't quantum computing but it's not something that the average person is likely to ever need to concern themselves with.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:13 AM (ExV1e)

75 Room-Temperature Innovation: As of December 2025, a new device developed at Stanford operates at room temperature by using twisted light to entangle photons and electrons in a molybdenum diselenide-based nanoscale optical system, potentially revolutionizing quantum communication and reducing the need for bulky cryogenic infrastructure.

The word 'potentially' is carrying a lot of weight there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e)

76 This is ABC News:

https://tinyurl.com/kfdbep2r
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:13 AM (GvwDZ)


All part of the "illegal orders" op.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:16 AM (ExV1e)

77 AI Quantum Computing Set To Replace Human Race by 2050.

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at December 04, 2025 06:18 AM (vFG9F)

78 Buc’ees coming to interstate near me.
Kayak launch that I use is infested with beavers, which are a hazard, often pooping Giardia intestinal parasites.
So I am not amused by Beaver souvenirs.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 04, 2025 06:20 AM (1FEc1)

79 Star Wars and Star Trek fans will appreciate the new cryptographic algorithms that are secure against quantum attacks: it's the "CRYSTALS" suite consisting of:

Kyber (key encapsulation)

and

Dilithium (digital signatures)

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:20 AM (1Nv0l)

80 AI Quantum Computing Set To Replace Human Race by 2050.
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at December 04, 2025 06:18 AM (vFG9F)


I don't doubt that the globohomo elite hope for something like that. Sufficient numbers of "smart enough" AI robots to do all the work necessary while they live on a "garden planet" with the chosen few.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

81 The word 'potentially' is carrying a lot of weight there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e) 0

Yeah it's probably the same kind of potential as all the potential cold fusion breakthroughs over the years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:21 AM (6ydKt)

82 Old guy I worked with long ago had much younger girlfriend with surname “Beavers”. He had a bumper sticker on his Cadillac reading:
“Save a tree, eat a beaver”.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 04, 2025 06:22 AM (1FEc1)

83 Yeah it's probably the same kind of potential as all the potential cold fusion breakthroughs over the years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:21 AM (6ydKt)


On the flip side, I took out three mortgages on my home to buy Labubus so I'm gonna be a trillionaire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:23 AM (ExV1e)

84 Yeah it's probably the same kind of potential as all the potential cold fusion breakthroughs over the years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

----

Better than that in my view. Cold fusion was always a crock.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:23 AM (1Nv0l)

85 ufficient numbers of "smart enough" AI robots to do all the work necessary while they live on a "garden planet" with the chosen few.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
----

Elysium.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:24 AM (1Nv0l)

86 Climate change.

Um, cancel that:

https://t.co/Ggn1hliK2q

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:25 AM (GvwDZ)

87 Elysium.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:24 AM (1Nv0l)


Never seen it. Weren't their 'drones' human, though?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:26 AM (ExV1e)

88 "This means that today and tomorrow, the cafeteria is closed and we are denied even coffee.

I shall carry on despite it all. OK, it helps that I have a coffee maker at my desk but feel my pain already."


###

"You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals."

Posted by: LT. Bookman at December 04, 2025 06:27 AM (XQo4F)

89 mornin yall

"A former Georgia House candidate and a Milledgeville woman will spend over five years in federal prison for fraudulently claiming over $2,000,000 in COVID-19 relief funds and using the money for their personal benefit"

This fkr bought a Bentley with his free money. Nowhere in the articles does it mention his party or race, but you can probably guess.

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at December 04, 2025 06:28 AM (vFG9F)

90 All eyes on Indiana:

https://tinyurl.com/aw9jyrmj

Wishing them success!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:28 AM (GvwDZ)

91 "You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals."
Posted by: LT. Bookman at December 04, 2025 06:27 AM (XQo4F)


Or, if you prefer, Keurig is a thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:29 AM (ExV1e)

92 On the flip side, I took out three mortgages on my home to buy Labubus so I'm gonna be a trillionaire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:23 AM (ExV1e)

Like all the trillionaire Pound Puppies collectors, I'm sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:29 AM (6ydKt)

93 If you're on the East Coast and it's clear look outside. The sky is very punk. It's lovely!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 06:29 AM (tmOJm)

94 A lithium-ion battery meltdown is the closest we'll ever get to cold fusion with the current mindset.

Spend your night in the box and then get out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 04, 2025 06:30 AM (abmp2)

95 Bah. Off sock. To continue:

"One PPP loan application in June 2020 indicated that the business, claimed to be fully owned by Way, had 18 employees, and that to make payroll, pay for mortgage interest and utilities, they needed $420,558 monthly.

The loan was approved, and the company received $1,051,395"

Do you ever feel like a sucker? I feel like a sucker.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 06:31 AM (vFG9F)

96 Evening and morning, Thor's Day toilers and early risers! I'm awake, for certain values of awake, have fed two instances of furry thugs, and am having coffee. That's enough for now.

The rain we were threatened with was supposed to begin about midnight. It hasn't. Most of the line seems to be north of the lake, which is well north of me. It'll be here about 8 am, they say now. So I *could* go work out.

I could also take Taylor Swift to a Goth bar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

97 The sky is very punk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2025 06:29 AM (tmOJm
-

BRO!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:33 AM (GvwDZ)

98 Do you ever feel like a sucker? I feel like a sucker.
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 06:31 AM (vFG9F)


I prefer to retain what small portion of my soul I still have. I may be one of a vanishing minority but I'll stick to my ways.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:33 AM (ExV1e)

99 93 If you're on the East Coast and it's clear look outside. The sky is very punk. It's lovely!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



The Clash or The Replacements?

(a couple of punk rock bands. FYI)

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 04, 2025 06:33 AM (sAmhv)

100 >>>India said yeah, okay.

... for now.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2025


***
Hey, India can always sell us pickles through Walmart. Their Great Value pickles? Made in the subcontinent -- and they contain sugar. Why????

Yesterday I picked up a new brand to me, Del Dixi, made in Texas. They taste as pickles should, sour but not hot, with no sugar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 06:33 AM (wzUl9)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

102 Better than that in my view. Cold fusion was always a crock.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:23 AM (1Nv0l)

Which sucks.
Cold fusion or some other kind of zero point energy would be awesome for the future.

These small reactors they're making today are interesting but still dangerous.

Maybe some aliens will come along and show us how it's done after Trump makes the Deal of the Millennia with them.
I'm worried about what their asking price will be though.
They won't take greenbacks but a few billion extra humans might prove useful to them in trade.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:34 AM (6ydKt)

103 Never seen it. Weren't their 'drones' human, though?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---
Yeah. But definitely the direction you're indicating.

Decent movie.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 04, 2025 06:36 AM (1Nv0l)

104 I don't know what kind of backassward name this is but Azariel Erna Walton-El got arrested for DUI. That does not comport with the Islamic religion so I suppose he's just a wannabe Wahabi.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 06:37 AM (vFG9F)

105 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2025 06:38 AM (bQ4nt)

106 Punk sky at morning airmen take warning.

Posted by: Or something like that at December 04, 2025 06:38 AM (XQo4F)

107 They won't take greenbacks but a few billion extra humans might prove useful to them in trade.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:34 AM (6ydKt)


Yum!

Posted by: the Kanamits at December 04, 2025 06:38 AM (PiwSw)

108 *These small reactors they're making today are interesting but still dangerous.*


(polite cough)

Posted by: The United States Navy at December 04, 2025 06:40 AM (XQo4F)

109 I'm worried about what their asking price will be though.
They won't take greenbacks but a few billion extra humans might prove useful to them in trade.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025


***
They can take anybody with a towel wrapped around his head who ululates at random several times a day and seems too attached to his AK-47.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

110 This land is my land.
- you know who

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2025 06:42 AM (i+bC1)

111 Professor Gad Saad explains Trump's "Somalia is garbage" comment:

https://tinyurl.com/w6kpnfam

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:42 AM (GvwDZ)

112 Small reactors? Pfffttt!
-Starship Trooper

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2025 06:44 AM (i+bC1)

113 Yum!

Posted by: the Kanamits at December 04, 2025 06:38 AM (PiwSw)

lol

I was thinking labor, not lunch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:44 AM (6ydKt)

114 *These small reactors they're making today are interesting but still dangerous.*


(polite cough)
Posted by: The United States Navy at December 04, 2025 06:40 AM (XQo4F)


These small reactors they're making today are not pressurized water and, theoretically, don't require a team of highly trained people to run them and keep them - theoretically - safe.

The technology CBD linked in the sidebar has, apparently, been in operation in Japan for a while with good success and safety but it seems to be most useful for industrial applications which require enormous amounts of heat... foundries and the like. I haven't read much about using them for mass electricity generation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:45 AM (ExV1e)

115 111 Professor Gad Saad explains Trump's "Somalia is garbage" comment:

Can't follow the link at work but I can help.

"He was telling the truth. The place is garbage."

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 06:45 AM (BpO1e)

116 In another local case of naming mashups, spark of humanity Franciso Josue Chan-Garcia was arrested for DUI and homicide by vehicle.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 06:46 AM (vFG9F)

117 @101/Wolfus: " "

Best look in the hiding places the furry thugs have. They stole your message!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025 06:49 AM (O7YUW)

118 Professor Gad Saad explains Trump's "Somalia is garbage" comment:

https://tinyurl.com/w6kpnfam
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:42 AM (GvwDZ)


20 minute video...

https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k?t=10

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:51 AM (ExV1e)

119 @118/I used to have a different nic:

https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k?t=10

Hah! Saving that. :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025 06:52 AM (O7YUW)

120
These small reactors they're making today are not pressurized water and, theoretically, don't require a team of highly trained people to run them and keep them - theoretically - safe.

The technology CBD linked in the sidebar has, apparently, been in operation in Japan for a while with good success and safety but it seems to be most useful for industrial applications which require enormous amounts of heat... foundries and the like. I haven't read much about using them for mass electricity generation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:45 AM (ExV1e)

I know zilch about them.

How do they keep them cool is my question?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:52 AM (6ydKt)

121 This was Franciso Josue Chan-Garcia's second DUI in two months. Now he has killed someone. I would bet this guy was supposed to leave the country years ago.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

122 @101/Wolfus: " "

Best look in the hiding places the furry thugs have. They stole your message!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 04, 2025


***
If they cared about such things, they would. But I was just making sure I didn't cast the whole board into Italics Hell. I have a close-italics tag in my signature, but I like to make sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

123 I haven't read much about using them for mass electricity generation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:45 AM (ExV1e)

And I suppose they could hook them up to a water line and use steam turbines to generate electricity, but what do I know?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 06:57 AM (6ydKt)

124 I haven't read much about using them for mass electricity generation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 06:45 AM (ExV1e)


No reason they can't be used for electrical generation. Maybe not quite as efficient.

The navy is pretty good at running small reactors that put out a lot of energy. 500MW! That can run my town!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 06:58 AM (Q4v7l)

125 Two point twenty one gigawatts!

Posted by: Doc Brown at December 04, 2025 06:59 AM (XQo4F)

126 From that same site CBD linked to, there's an article about making fuel for molten-salts reactors.

https://tinyurl.com/2csdk8mc
(interestingengineering.com)

According to INL, the project is attracting significant interest from the maritime sector beyond land-based energy applications. Molten salt reactors offer the potential for compact, long-lasting nuclear propulsion systems capable of powering commercial ships with minimal maintenance and no emissions during operation. With the ability to support long voyages without refueling, the technology could transform shipping logistics and energy economics. Support from private industry and continued federal investment signal momentum toward reactor demonstration and eventual commercial deployment.

Researchers highlighted that if successful, the project could help establish a new nuclear propulsion industry, expand US leadership in advanced nuclear systems, and position the technology as a competitive alternative to global maritime reactors already under development

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 07:02 AM (6ydKt)

127 Anybody know how Hadrian is doing?
Haven't seen him post in weeks.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Haven't seen Stateless post anything in a while also.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 07:02 AM (lJ0H4)

128 Ky’Stunnia Lajoy Jackson got a DUI too. Yeah, I know. You're stunned.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 07:03 AM (vFG9F)

129 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

130 Haven't seen Stateless post anything in a while also.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 07:02 AM (lJ0H4)

Yup. He hasn't been around in awhile either.

Hadrian sounded a little depressed the last time I saw him on here. Just wondering if he worked all that out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 07:08 AM (6ydKt)

131 Good morning morons

Posted by: nurse's phone and autocucumber at December 04, 2025 07:09 AM (IC093)

132 I had never seen Billy Crystal's You Look Marvelous video before.

There is gay, Gay, and this is beyond Gay!

The women look and dance fine, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

133 Good morning all. Looking at the ONT, I'm disappointed that T-Rex didn't mention The Deplorable Gourmet as the perfect Christmas gift. Then again, he wasn't around when it was published so maybe he doesn't realize its magnificence.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2025 07:12 AM (79pEw)

134 Amazingly, it is clear out tonight and the Moon shines brightly.

Posted by: nurse's phone and autocucumber at December 04, 2025 07:14 AM (iK7NX)

135 Fun story about Christmas shopping last night. My mother-in-law needs a folding cane and my wife found a decent one for her. I hit the site, found what I needed and was having technical issues. Jump on the chat and explain what's going on.

Before I finished talking with the lady, the problem self corrected. It was only after I finished paying for things that I saw she offered me a discount code to make up for the problem.

Ended up calling the company and got the same woman on the line. She arranged for the discount to be applied to my order.

They want my money and proved that they deserve it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2025 07:15 AM (BpO1e)

136 How do they keep them cool is my question?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Heat transfers out from a secondary loop and is used for industrial processes like refineries and chemical cracking. Dow wants one in Texas to save a lot of CO2 emissions in their chemical plants. It is a good solution.

I think the reactor vessel is inherently safe because the design keeps out of parameters high temps from being possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

137 Windows 11 isn't so bad, but perhaps people are reassured by the fact that Microsoft is no longer meddling with Windows 10. Who knows where Windows 11 is heading, AI-wise and otherwise.

Posted by: PG at December 04, 2025 07:15 AM (QLvKl)

138 Nurse, you're up early. San Franpsycho is usually the only west coaster we get at this hour.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2025 07:16 AM (79pEw)

139 bluebell

I just ordered The Deplorable Cookbook from Kindle! So now I have three copies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

140 /last night's sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 04, 2025 07:17 AM (iK7NX)

141 {{{bluebell}}}

May every traffic light on Route 7 turn green as you approach.

I can only imaging what hell the Reston area is now with all the infill development.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

142 Nurse, you're up early. San Franpsycho is usually the only west coaster we get at this hour.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2025 07:16 AM (79pEw)

Narrator: it was San Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 04, 2025 07:18 AM (iK7NX)

143 *According to INL, the project is attracting significant interest from the maritime sector beyond land-based energy applications. Molten salt reactors offer the potential for compact, long-lasting nuclear propulsion systems capable of powering commercial ships with minimal maintenance and no emissions during operation.,*

+++
Been there.
Done that.

https://tinyurl.com/59nc6btm

Posted by: The ghost of Hyman Rickover at December 04, 2025 07:18 AM (XQo4F)

144 A suggested daily invocation, regardless of season:

"Dear Lord, it's hard for mortals to foresee what Fenelon has got herself up to this time, so please do Your best to smooth her ways and smile on the undertaking, whatever it may be."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 04, 2025 07:18 AM (zdLoL)

145 It's hard to sell what you can't even give away for free.

It's hard to sell what - when "given out" for free - people try to tear out with a chainsaw and cauterize the wound with soldering irons.

People (lots, if not all) don't just not want M$ AI, they want it and its progenitors to die in a massive fire as a glacier pushes over top of the data center.

Posted by: GWB at December 04, 2025 07:19 AM (N8eBS)

146 Here is an article on the 4 Dow nuclear reactors planned for Seadrift, Texas:

https://interestingengineering.com/energy /dow-to-build-smr-in-texas-for-massive-emission-cuts

Mind the gap

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

147 I just ordered The Deplorable Cookbook from Kindle! So now I have three copies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:16 AM (u82oZ)
--------

Aw, Salty! You'll always have us with you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2025 07:22 AM (79pEw)

148
"Dow wants one in Texas to save a lot of CO2 emissions in their chemical plants."



Why do they care about CO2 emissions?

Posted by: Plants love it at December 04, 2025 07:22 AM (XQo4F)

149 Oh Psycho, it's too early to be playing tricks on me.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2025 07:22 AM (79pEw)

150 bluebell

Your editing back story and our first meeting is a golden memory. What a small world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

151
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 07:25 AM (gbOdA)

152 No tricks. My brain is still absorbing in it's first caffeine

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 04, 2025 07:26 AM (UAGeO)

153 Been there.
Done that.

https://tinyurl.com/59nc6btm

Posted by: The ghost of Hyman Rickover at December 04, 2025 07:18 AM (XQo4F)

What's old is new again, I guess.

I remember thorium reactors were talked about as a potential solution for a lot of problems with nuclear years ago, but I guess that's in the same league as molten-salts now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 04, 2025 07:26 AM (6ydKt)

154 Plants love it

That is the window dressing. This would remove the plant from dependance on natural gas, and make the steam source more reliable and cheaper in the long run.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

155 Have a serene day, everyone.

May you all glide through traffic like a boss. With no car damaged in the process.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2025 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

156 Morgan Stanley Quietly Offloading Data Center Exposure Via Significant Risk Transfers

The bank - which has been instrumental in raising much of this debt - is getting rather concerned about the feasibility of raising the hundreds of billions more needed for the AI cycle to succeed.

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

157 111 Professor Gad Saad explains Trump's "Somalia is garbage" comment:

https://tinyurl.com/w6kpnfam
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 06:42 AM (GvwDZ)

Wow. Good one.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2025 09:18 AM (RuTUS)

158 Many think the DNC "bomb" was planted by the same LEO who "found" the "bomb" a few seconds later. That's what the video I watched showed me. He told the Feds in the cruiser, "Take your time, it's a dummy bomb anyway."

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

159 Great... just great. Crucial was pretty much the only brand of SSDs that I trusted.

How much do you want to bet that Samsung will follow suit and start funnelling 100% of their chips to the insatiable AI black hole as well, leaving nothing for the consumer or corporate-IT markets?

We may all be forced to return to the "spinning rust" drives just to get any storage at all... except that the way things are going, the Augmented Imbecility outfits will be sucking up all the hard drives in existence, too.

AI *must* be destroyed. Sign me up for Team Butlerian Jihad. The only consolation is that when this bubble inevitably bursts, there should be a *lot* of hardware hitting the surplus-liquidation market at bankruptcy prices...

Posted by: The Nth Doctor at December 04, 2025 09:35 AM (vWw36)

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