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There are 42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year.
Imagine the fraud.
We're just scratching the surface.

Madonna's got AIDS
on her mind.

The criminal dementia patient Joe Biden will be rewarded for advancing the Sexual Left's radical agenda with some kind of Gay Award.

Former President Biden will receive the Chris Abele Impact Award at the LGBTQ+ Victory Institute's Leaders Conference in Washington, D.C., on Friday, and deliver a rare post-presidency speech.
The award for Biden follows "what LGBTQ+ advocates widely view as the most inclusive administration in U.S. history," as the former president had appointed the most LGBTQ+ officials, restored transgender military service, and reinstated and expanded federal protections, The Advocate reported.

It is "rare" for Biden to give a post-presidential speech for the same reason it was rare for him to appear publicly as president: Because he's demented and dying.

But release Trump's MRI, right?

Jim Jordan and congressional Republicans are probing Jack Smith and other government-weaponizers who spied on them.

House and Senate Republicans targeted by former Special Counsel Jack Smith's subpoenas were gearing up for significant oversight of both the Justice Department and the FBI when their phone records were seized.
This raises questions about whether the subpoenas served a dual purpose--to investigate Jan. 6, as Smith was appointed to do, and to keep tabs on the oversight probes into agency conduct, one former representative whose phone records were seized by Smith suggested.
"They were trying to spy on us to see what we were doing," former Rep. Louie Gohmert told the John Solomon Reports podcast. "And also, I think they were looking for anything that they could use to come after us, or hold over our heads, because, you know, you can intimidate the people that are coming after you."

BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard just CRUSHED IT in Trump's Cabinet meeting, thanking him for leading the charge against the deep state's weaponization of intel agencies.

Under his watch, they've declassified over 500K docs exposing the abuse, and delivering historic transparency that's… pic.twitter.com/sDCEZbeMVm
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 2, 2025

Michael Douglas's moron son Dylan got embarrassed by Scott Jennings as he burbled out stupid Democrat talking points about the Republicans voting to keep the government shut down.

Scott Jennings just left Michael Douglas’ 25-year-old liberal son stuttering in his dust.

Dylan Douglas tried to shift blame for the shutdown away from Democrats, but @ScottJenningsKY wasn’t having it after 40 days of gridlock.

He had the receipts to prove it.

DOUGLAS: “Scott,… pic.twitter.com/Dtz8gQw6Ue
— Overton (@overton_news) November 11, 2025

Dylan must be a Millennial because his parents are now coming to rescue him from a bad interview.

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
Michael Douglas and his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, are reportedly very displeased over the manner in which their son Dylan was humiliated during a roundtable discussion on politics with CNN commentator Scott Jennings.

The fools are reportedly "furious" that their dipshit no-account spawn was allowed to make himself look foolish without Abby Philip stepping in every two seconds to save him.

Michael Douglas and his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, are reportedly very displeased over the manner in which their son Dylan was humiliated during a roundtable discussion on politics with CNN commentator Scott Jennings.
Young Dylan was left stuttering incomprehensibly midway through the interview, which has seemingly become a source of mockery behind the scenes.
Now, according to sources, his parents, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, intend to blacklist the entire network, as they believe CNN crossed the line.
Insiders have informed Rob Shuter's #ShuterScoop about Douglas and Zeta-Jones' reaction to their son's disastrous interview on CNN.
The couple is said to be so "furious" with the media outlet that they intend to "blacklist the whole network" moving forward.
On Zeta-Jones' part, she has reportedly been ranting to her friends about how the interview was "unfair and exploitative," seemingly referring to how her son was left stunned and stuttering at some of the questions he was asked.
Meanwhile, Douglas shares the same opinion and has told his close circle that the outlet "crossed a line."
Part of the reason the couple is so angered by the entire situation appears to be that they knew their son wasn't prepared for such a heated debate.
"Dylan's never been spoken to like that in his entire life. He's always been the golden boy -- adored, protected. CNN gave him a taste of the real world, and his parents hated every second of it," said a source.
...
For a while, the two continued engaging in a back-and-forth, but when Jennings began hitting Dylan with statistical figures and facts, the young politics enthusiast was left stunned and unable to defend his stance.
This became especially apparent when the conversation shifted toward the expiring Affordable Care Act tax credits, which Democrats said were the reason they would not pass the funding bill.
The politically active son of the Hollywood favorite began stuttering incomprehensibly, a sign that he seemed unsure of what to say.

So, CNN's too conservative for Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Dylan Douglas was born in 2000 making him 25 years old and almost 26.

And this "golden boy" got himself on CNN to spout his ludicrously uninformed nonsense, and it's CNN's fault for "exploiting" him?

He's twenty-five. That's only four years younger than the age I pretend to be. They're speaking as if he's a child, and a developmentally-disabled child at that.

MASSIVE WINNING UNDER TRUMP! Russ Vought just dropped the hammer at the Cabinet meeting:

Deregulation ratio is now 48-to-1.

That’s FORTY-EIGHT regulations killed for every new one.

Trump’s original goal was 10-to-1. They blew past that in the first term and now they're… pic.twitter.com/1e8vJnKXUI
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 2, 2025

BOOM! Karoline Leavitt just DROPPED THE HAMMER on the open-borders scam in the White House briefing room

A reporter tried the tired “muh refugees are just like our grandparents” sob story while trying to defend Tim Walz.

Leavitt: Hold my coffee.

☑️ $1 BILLION stolen from… pic.twitter.com/sTvcFIby0l
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 1, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

Comments

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1 Sidney memes are always good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

3 Dylan Douglas is very pretty. He doesn't need to be smart.

Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2025 06:34 PM (98kQX)

4 Wow. Read everything and still no new comments?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

5 Madonna looks like Gollum wearing ET's blonde wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)

6 Madonna, with a complexion patterned after Pop-n-fresh Pillsbury biscuits.

Just after you whack the tube on the edge of the kitchen counter.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (DsA2n)

7
Slowly, but surely, Madonna is turning into Nosferatu.

Gay White Tuxedo Nosferatu, but still...

She wants to vogue your blood!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (iJfKG)

8 ermagerd, talk about getting the face you deserve ... ouch!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (Cjt/F)

9 48000 ngo's? Wtf..over

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (/6GbT)

10 Remember when Scott Jennings was "the nice one"? The "genteel" one?

It seems that he got his full of dealing with constant spinners in flesh suits.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)

11 At least she has her shirt on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (4kpvs)

12
I saw Demented and Dying open for Brewer and Shipley in '72 at Armadillo World Headquarters.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (iJfKG)

13 1 Sidney memes are always good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e

You misspelled boobies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (Ud7de)

14 So, very displeased, very very displeased, or pissed?

Here's a clue 'rents: I laugh at you....

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (XuXeR)

15 Is that Madonna?! She looks like a tranny.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (jc0TO)

16 There once was a time when I would have pretended to care what Catherine Zeta Jones thought.

Once.

Pretended.

Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (azSra)

17 Madonna looks like Gollum wearing ET's blonde wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)
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She just wants to be noticed by Mark Kelley.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

18 I am not sure if the GOPe knows how to effectively probe anything!

Posted by: Gary at December 02, 2025 06:38 PM (uYPG+)

19 Madonna desperately wants anyone to pay attention to her for free. She's grown oh so tired of paying for an entourage. It ain't like she's making bank anymore. Those clingers-on are expensive, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:38 PM (Ud7de)

20 That’s FORTY-EIGHT regulations killed for every new one.

Trump’s original goal was 10-to-1. They blew past that in the first term and now they're Show more
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Oh no!! They're going to get to 0 regulation this way!!

Nothing will be regulated!!

Democracies die without regulation!

Posted by: Chicken A Lot at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

21 "They're speaking as if he's a child, and a developmentally-disabled child at that."

you mean some people think he's not? lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (Cjt/F)

22 Cancel my rhumba lessons..

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (Kt19C)

23
Dylan Douglas

Nepo Baby Turns Down Easy Lay-Up Hollywood Career to Showcase His Low IQ

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (iJfKG)

24 It's really about time that he press corps was treated as the scum sucking, boot licking trash that they are and just handed some papers that provide the administrations points. Let some real reporters from the smaller, more professional organizations ask questions and get the prime seats.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (3Ope8)

25 Madonna desperately wants anyone to pay attention to her for free."

Hey, I know! Another SEX book! It'll sell mill... er, dozens!

This time with scratch n sniff!

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (XuXeR)

26 There once was a time when I would have pretended to care what Catherine Zeta Jones thought.

Once.

Pretended.
Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (azSra)
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Around the time Entrapment came out?

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

27 Is it an ever-expanding probe?

Posted by: Pete BootyBoot at December 02, 2025 06:40 PM (XQo4F)

28 I remember when Catherine Zeta-Jones was hot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 02, 2025 06:40 PM (6KcYW)

29 Around the time Entrapment came out?
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

God bless the man who designed that laser security system.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (Ud7de)

30 So when do we figure that his stage 27 cancer diagnosis was another big fat lie to deter prosecution?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

31 Madonna's the youngest looking 700 year old I've ever seen.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (gwt4v)

32 48000 ngo's"

Yep. The "non profit" sector is out of control...

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (XuXeR)

33 He's twenty-five. That's only four years younger than the age I pretend to be. They're speaking as if he's a child, and a developmentally-disabled child at that.
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Exactly!! He's not even required to be on his own MEDICAL PLAN yet!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)

34 There once was a time when I would have pretended to care what Catherine Zeta Jones thought.
________
Well, she was seriously hot. That's undeniable.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (s0JqF)

35 Wouldn't she be Zeta-Jones-Douglas now? LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (ciXcx)

36 Never take an actor with three names seriously.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (Ud7de)

37 NGOs are racist

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (Kt19C)

38 That Sydney Sweeney pic looks like AI.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (36PRH)

39 God bless the man who designed that laser security system"

Sure. I'll thank the guy who sewed that suit...

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (XuXeR)

40 God bless the man who designed that laser security system.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (Ud7de)
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But it was more the way she moved than what she thought....

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

41 Jim Jordan gets his shirts from the laundry with the sleeves starched and pre-rolled up.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)

42 Well, she was seriously hot. That's undeniable.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (s0JqF)

Yeah, but it's not like you're on the precipice of dining downtown if you pretend to be interested in what she has to say.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (dK+Kv)

43 Senator Heidi is lying again.

Josh Hawley@HawleyMO
The Biden Admin admitted tens of THOUSANDS of unvetted Afghan refugees into our country after their disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021.
Now an American hero is dead.
There needs to be FULL accountability

Senator Heidi Campbell@Campbell4TN
The killer was admitted under Trump.

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I know poles are for strippers but this one is interesting.

https://is.gd/bB8IxD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (L/fGl)

44 It's really about time that he press corps was treated as the scum sucking, boot licking trash that they are and just handed some papers that provide the administrations points. Let some real reporters from the smaller, more professional organizations ask questions and get the prime seats.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (3Ope

They are doing it, bit by bit. Just wait for the AceOSpades seat in the press room.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (8avO+)

45 Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM (j6fda)

46 Man, that chick opposite Sweeney in the interview memes is seriously fugly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

47 *20 That’s FORTY-EIGHT regulations killed for every new one.*

The amount of water in my toilet?

A gas can that actually pours?

Incandescent light bulbs?

A small pickup truck?

A car with hand crank windows?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM (XQo4F)

48

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM

So close.

Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2025 06:44 PM (98kQX)

49 Madonna should be on a no-fly list or a “deport because she’s heinous” list.

Posted by: Jmel at December 02, 2025 06:44 PM (bVhJi)

50 *20 That’s FORTY-EIGHT regulations killed for every new one.*

The amount of water in my toilet?

A gas can that actually pours?

Incandescent light bulbs?

A small pickup truck?

A car with hand crank windows?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM

Phosphates in detergent?

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at December 02, 2025 06:44 PM (jc0TO)

51 Didn't Madonna have a facelift a year or two ago? It didn't help.

Sad!

Posted by: Meooooww! at December 02, 2025 06:44 PM (zYpTz)

52 If Ace ever becomes a White House correspondent for AceOSpadesHQ...

Well, no room could hold the big head that would follow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (Ud7de)

53 "There are 42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year."

Multiply that by 50 states and we are looking at 6 TRILLION dollars going out the door every year with virtually no oversight. No wonder everything we spend is deficit money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (0N4FZ)

54 I'm beginning to think that Ace has a crush on Sweeney for her magnificent T & A.

Admittedly, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Christmas cookies with her milk.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (abmp2)

55 So, CNN's too conservative for Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Mike's always been a far-lefty from what I can gather.

Cathy has got to be an AWFL after living in LA so long.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (6ydKt)

56 Jim Jordan gets his shirts from the laundry with the sleeves starched and pre-rolled up.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)
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No doubt.

Google Jim.

...

That's not a complete sentence....

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (krQz2)

57 If Ace ever becomes a White House correspondent for AceOSpadesHQ...

Well, no room could hold the big head that would follow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (Ud7de)

Imagine the shelf plans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

58 "42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year"

no. there are no words.

and anything I might say would just end up as types, deletes ...

obscene mass robbery under color of law.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (Cjt/F)

59 "Never take an actor with three names seriously."

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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Female Supreme Court Justices at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (XQo4F)

60 Phosphates in detergent?"

TSP. It's great. It was banned because people are stupid...

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (XuXeR)

61 >>$120 billion in Minnesota per year.

This can't be right. Minnesota is about middling in size. (I think a bit smaller)

So 120B x 50 = $6 Trillion if typical.

Does the US hand out $6T a year to NGOs? Or is Minn. an overachiever?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (Rdtw1)

62 7
Slowly, but surely, Madonna is turning into Nosferatu.

Gay White Tuxedo Nosferatu, but still...

She wants to vogue your blood!

Posted by: naturalfake
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LOL.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (WDjG6)

63 Dylan Douglas was born in 2000 making him 25 years old and almost 26.

There are guys, who by 25, served a tour or two in foreign wars and had a wife and kids back on the farm.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (kHd4y)

64 Around the time Entrapment came out?
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

God bless the man who designed that laser security system.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (Ud7de)

I remember a Remington Steel episode where a jewel thief had trained his little dog to do the same thing to get at the gem being protected and steal it. A rogue Interpol agent played by Tom "Doctor Who" Baker was holding the secretary Mildred hostage for the gem.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (8avO+)

65 @57 The Holiday Shelving would be spectacular.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (36PRH)

66 "They were trying to spy on us to see what we were doing," former Rep. Louie Gohmert told the John Solomon Reports podcast.

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And yet the alphabet agencies remain funded. So you're upset, but not upset-upset. Is that about right?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (8AONa)

67 Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?

I think it's Indianapolis. A nickname for Indianapolis.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (Uy2jz)

68 The couple is said to be so "furious" with the media outlet that they intend to "blacklist the whole network" moving forward.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahhaaaa! Idjits. Entitled, self-absorbed idjits.

Posted by: Meooooww! at December 02, 2025 06:48 PM (zYpTz)

69 Seems a little oversight on non profit might be in order. What would you say you do here?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 02, 2025 06:48 PM (/6GbT)

70 One of the funniest and truest things I read earlier this year. "who would have guessed in 1985 that in 2025 Roseanne Barr would be more attractive than Madonna."

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

71 Multiply that by 50 states and we are looking at 6 TRILLION dollars going out the door every year with virtually no oversight. No wonder everything we spend is deficit money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (0N4FZ)

imagine what a tax bill would look like if we were only paying for the necessary functions of government.
pennies on the dollar

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:48 PM (Cjt/F)

72 That Sweeney Meme is great.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:49 PM (DeNdk)

73 Bullshit classifaction protects the traitors? I shall notbelieve it. I simply shannot. Play the tapes on CSPAN and let mindgeek whither on the web.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2025 06:49 PM (YlWIZ)

74 $120 billion in Minnesota per year.

That has to be from all kinds of sources, Minnesomalia must be including Fed, state, local, plus charity and private donors.

May also include double counting where one NGO splits the loot between other NGOs to help launder the money.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 06:49 PM (c3sdc)

75 Remember when Scott Jennings was "the nice one"? The "genteel" one?

It seems that he got his full of dealing with constant spinners in flesh suits.
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)

And now CNN is gonna be shadowbanned by liberals. OH NO, DONT. PLZ.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:49 PM (8avO+)

76 Former President Biden will receive the Chris Abele Impact Award at the LGBTQ+ Victory Institute's Leaders Conference in Washington, D.C., on Friday, and deliver a rare post-presidency speech.
___________________________

Oh My....that is going to be comedy gold. He's going to go off script. You know he will. And, the offensive nature of whatever he says will be glorious.

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (dIske)

77 I remember a Remington Steel episode where a jewel thief had trained his little dog to do the same thing to get at the gem being protected and steal it. A rogue Interpol agent played by Tom "Doctor Who" Baker was holding the secretary Mildred hostage for the gem.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (8avO+)
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I wouldn't have minded seeing Baker on something not Doctor Who. I only caught snippets of Baker on that show, because that's typically all I wanted to see.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (krQz2)

78 70, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Cjt/F)

79 Imagine what those billions that left the country could have done here

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

80 ANY religious organization that is supplying any form of support to illegals should never have access to the first cent of government funding. NGO is non government organization.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (sDNVV)

81
California-style regulation of gas engined outdoor equipment is making it's way through legislative approval in Ontario.

Electric chainsaws only. In Ontario.

Now I understand the 16,000 / yr assisted suicides up there.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Y8DZL)

82 FWIW, here is Minnesota's GDP as a state.
https://tinyurl.com/bj27nw65

From usafacts.org

Total was 395 billion in 2024 in chained 2017 dollars. Fairly interesting to look at as it breaks down economic sectors.

I think the 120 billion is either over a some span of time or was a typo if applied to a single year.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (WDjG6)

83 Can we stop with the dropping the hammer bulshut and boom crap? Are we Emeril kicking it up a notch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

84 >> Man, that chick opposite Sweeney in the interview memes is seriously fugly

She looks like that Porate Software guy.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (DeNdk)

85 $120 billion in Minnesota per year.

This can't be right. Minnesota is about middling in size. (I think a bit smaller)

So 120B x 50 = $6 Trillion if typical.

Does the US hand out $6T a year to NGOs? Or is Minn. an overachiever?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM

I think that is a combination of federal and state money. But still we are talking about trillions of dollars being given away with limited or no oversight. Most of that is being stolen or donated back to democrats and the intended recipients are getting at most ten cents on the dollar of that money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (0N4FZ)

86 That Sweeney Meme is great.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:49 PM (DeNdk)
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It's the gif that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

87
Amen Ben Had.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

88 Amazon sells TSP.
Really? Nap town?
South Jamaica’s motto is “GatewayTo JFK” .

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (j6fda)

89 Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?

I think it's Indianapolis. A nickname for Indianapolis.
Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 06:47 PM (Uy2jz)

I thought it was Indian for "place to change highways"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

90 Also, I got tired of it from Twitchy headlines. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

91 The couple is said to be so "furious" with the media outlet that they intend to "blacklist the whole network" moving forward.

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Waaaay ahead of you, Catherine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (L/fGl)

92 Electric chainsaws only. In Ontario.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM

Just take a gas generator with you to the woods.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

93 Pirate Software.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (DeNdk)

94 And yet the alphabet agencies remain funded. So you're upset, but not upset-upset. Is that about right?"

Well of course. Where else will my younger types get a job?

/ your elected officialdom

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (XuXeR)

95 Can we stop with the dropping the hammer bulshut and boom crap? Are we Emeril kicking it up a notch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)
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Boom!

* mic drop *

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

96 Hmmm, bundle of sticks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

97 There once was a time when I would have pretended to care what Catherine Zeta Jones thought.

Once.

Pretended.
Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (azSra)
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Around the time Entrapment came out?
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The Zorro movie--at that moment she may have been as hot as any woman I've seen on the silver screen not named Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (azSra)

98 >> Man, that chick opposite Sweeney in the interview memes is seriously fugly

She looks like that Porate Software guy.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (DeNdk)

She needs a hunchback to improve her looks and style.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

99 >>Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?

When the Rutgers Women's Basketball Team played there?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2025 06:53 PM (DeNdk)

100 Wouldn’t it be funny if little Dylan was red pilled from this moment? That he went researching with the goal of proving Jennings wrong, stepping outside his very obvious echo chamber, only to discover he wasn’t?

Ahhh, I can dream of such an ambitious world!

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 06:53 PM (Wmg4n)

101
She looks like that Porate Software guy.
Posted by: garrett
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She looks like every female phys-ed teacher I ever saw growing up.
Maybe a bit younger.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 06:53 PM (Rdtw1)

102 80 ANY religious organization that is supplying any form of support to illegals should never have access to the first cent of government funding. NGO is non government organization.
Posted by: Ben Had

I think it is time to make all ngos pay corporate and property taxes and be regulated just like profit corporations are.

And churches, if the operation is beyond running the church itself or a school, should be required to set up taxable organizations to do other things like bringing in immigrants.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 06:53 PM (WDjG6)

103 like your thinking Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:54 PM (Cjt/F)

104 Also, I got tired of it from Twitchy headlines. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

well i see one easy solution to that problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

105 Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:54 PM (YwEeS)

106 The Zorro movie--at that moment she may have been as hot as any woman I've seen on the silver screen not named Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (azSra)

Yeah... that was Mask, not Mark, right? The first one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

107 I hope they're probing that cocksucker Smith with a ruaty chainsaw

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (x/A1h)

108 Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:54 PM

Romancing the stone, IYKWIM.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (jc0TO)

109 Can we stop with the dropping the hammer bulshut and boom crap? Are we Emeril kicking it up a notch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)
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Boom!

* mic drop *
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

Wow! You really dropped the hammer on Aetius!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (iJfKG)

110 Around the time Entrapment came out?
-----

The Zorro movie--at that moment she may have been as hot as any woman I've seen on the silver screen not named Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:52 PM (azSra)

Was Entrappment the one where she was moving around on the floor in the yoga pants to practice getting through security lasers?

I certainly noticed her at that point.

She looked almost as good as Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (6ydKt)

111 Wouldn’t it be funny if little Dylan was red pilled from this moment? That he went researching with the goal of proving Jennings wrong, stepping outside his very obvious echo chamber, only to discover he wasn’t?

Ahhh, I can dream of such an ambitious world!
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 06:53 PM (Wmg4n)
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The telltale would be news of his parents kicking him out of the house.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

112 48000 ngo's"

Yep. The "non profit" sector is out of control...
Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (XuXeR)

All those college educated wimmins with degrees in useless gotta have a job somewhere. Where better than working for the useless offspring of someone who used to be somebody getting tax dollars and dropping crumbs on the little people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (ExV1e)

113 So when do we figure that his stage 27 cancer diagnosis was another big fat lie to deter prosecution?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

1) lie
2) access to treatments mere citizens dying of cancer are not allowed
3) the disguise unit is getting a real work out. Has anyone done "gait analysis" on the Biden?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (rbvCR)

114 Yeah, Entrapment had Sean Connery and Ving Rames as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

115 Yeah the first Zorro movie where he undresses her with his rapier. In the sequels ofc she had to be an action hero with him.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

116 70 One of the funniest and truest things I read earlier this year. "who would have guessed in 1985 that in 2025 Roseanne Barr would be more attractive than Madonna."
Posted by: steevy

Actual comedic talent for Barr; Madonna got famous for outrage, having good song writers, and exposing her skin as her talent withered.

If she is not careful, Tay Tay is heading down that road trod by Madonna.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (WDjG6)

117 That Sydney Sweeney pic looks like AI.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2025 06:42 PM (36PRH)

Yeah. I don't think she actually wore a Santa suit during the interview.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (ExV1e)

118 My two favorite looks this past couple years have been JD Vance from the debates with his sideeye and Sweeny looking at that dumb liberal idiot with death lasers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (Ud7de)

119 My opinion is that if a church wants to support illegals then that burden should be on the congregation to provide those funds.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (sDNVV)

120 eh, I'm all for eliminating the whole concept of tax exemption for "non-profit" organizations. they've been a grift from day one.
wanna pay no taxes?
don't make a profit. none. zip.

see, this is easy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (Cjt/F)

121 Was Entrappment the one where she was moving around on the floor in the yoga pants to practice getting through security lasers?"

Si. Very much.

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (XuXeR)

122 Multiply that by 50 states and we are looking at 6 TRILLION dollars going out the door every year with virtually no oversight. No wonder everything we spend is deficit money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 06:45 PM (0N4FZ)

imagine what a tax bill would look like if we were only paying for the necessary functions of government.
pennies on the dollar
------

Now think of the all the bankruptcies that were caused by taxes that went to fund...nothing, nothing but fraud and theft. Think of all the marriages ruined by money fights that wouldn't have been in that position if 25% of their wages weren't deducted for nothing...nothing but fraud and theft. Think of the all the children that couples decided NOT to have, because money was tight since 25% of their wages were taxed...for nothing...nothing at all but fraud and theft. Think about how many companies didn't hire because of taxes that went for nothing...nothing at all, but fraud and theft.

Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (azSra)

123 Was Entrappment the one where she was moving around on the floor in the yoga pants to practice getting through security lasers?

I certainly noticed her at that point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 06:55 PM (6ydKt)
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I remember the trick was trying to not let on to my wife how much noticing I was doing at the time.

But, yeah, that's the one.

Btw, she noticed my noticing.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)

124 Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh I believe. Wakes is even more commie than the rest of the UK maybe even Scotland.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (YwEeS)

125
What happened to separation of church and state?

No religious group should get a penny of our tax money.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (3ek7K)

126 If she is not careful, Tay Tay is heading down that road trod by Madonna.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (WDjG6)

Minor quibble: i don't think SwiftKey has ever been as overtly sexual as Madonna. Remember her sex coffee table book of porn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

127 Zeta Jones had one of the best racks in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (LjSYW)

128 This administration's cabinet members ability to speak clearly and strongly without ums, ehs, likes, you knows, and other filler words to report on their individual department's progress and fulfillment of the President's agenda with clarity and brevity is a breath of fresh air. True professionals.

Madonna gets freakier looking the older she gets. The plastic filler and botox will continue to morph her into Gollum. Eventually her money will no longer be able to buy her young men.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

129 Dylan has a podcast or something which is how he got the invite on CNN.

Who doesn't have a podcast these days?
If his name wasn't Douglas and he didn't look like his mom he'd be serving fries at an In-N-Out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

130 Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?
Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM (j6fda)

When the fulling mill was added to the flannel factory

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (rbvCR)

131 Aetius, wasn't that Delroy Lindo?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (sDNVV)

132 @C_3 C_3
20h
There are 42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year.
Imagine the fraud.
We're just scratching the surface.
=====

Its not just Minnesota.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (9ipOP)

133 Btw, she noticed my noticing."

Ray Ban aviators for the save....

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (XuXeR)

134 Yeah, Entrapment had Sean Connery and Ving Rames as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 06:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah, mmmmm.

Ving Rams.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjuice at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

135 If she is not careful, Tay Tay is heading down that road trod by Madonna.
Posted by: whig

It's like that The Wiz song, "Sleaze on down, sleaze on down the road."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 06:59 PM (L/fGl)

136 Madonna is looking like Marilyn Manson nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (sKqQm)

137 spot-on, Crusader, spot-on

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (Cjt/F)

138 Items:

- The pseudo-pope telling people under the muslim boot to "embrace smallness and martyrdom." [I paraphrase]

- Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church" (!!!)

- Church NGOs profiting from this madness.

Yeah, I wonder why the people have given up on religions. Maybe too many of them were taken over by Satan.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (Rdtw1)

139 No word on whether Connery had to give her a slap on set.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (YwEeS)

140 Madonna is looking like Marilyn Manson nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM

That's offensive to Marilyn Manson.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (MGB5H)

141 25 Madonna desperately wants anyone to pay attention to her for free."

Hey, I know! Another SEX book! It'll sell mill... er, dozens!

This time with scratch n sniff!
Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:39 PM (XuXeR)

Anyone else remember when SNL had the skit with Danny Devito doing the "books on tape" version of Madonna's Sex book?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (8hxDK)

142 I remember watching that stupid movie where Mike Douglas and the Bunny Boiler had sex. I saw what was his ass or his double's ass. Then I watched a movie a few years later and yet again saw Mike Douglas's ass in a sex scene. Swore off Mike Douglas after the second ass viewing.

A man can only take so much.

Posted by: Never Again Mike Douglas at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

143 Jim Jordan and the congressional republicans < Josie and the Pussycats

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (9ipOP)

144 There are 42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year.
Imagine the fraud.
We're just scratching the surface.

$20k per man woman and child...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

145 Well, best rack was Jennifer Connelly but that torch got passed to Sweeny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:01 PM (Ud7de)

146 Let's remember Sean Connery was very good in Entrapment.

It musht be shaid.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)

147 There are guys, who by 25, served a tour or two in foreign wars and had a wife and kids back on the farm.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (kHd4y)

That would be my step-brother, but eventually he took to logging.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:01 PM (rbvCR)

148 I wouldn't have minded seeing Baker on something not Doctor Who. I only caught snippets of Baker on that show, because that's typically all I wanted to see.
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:50 PM (krQz2)

Doris Roberts (Mildred) when imprisoned and he was telling her his plan to expose the jewel thief who evaded him all his career and show those who had mocked him cried out "I can expose you! I know all about what you did!" ...cut to Baker who says nothing but gives a little smile Mildred goes on in a different voice "but what business is it of mine? No reason to tell anyone at all!"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

149 The pseudo-pope telling people under the muslim boot to "embrace smallness and martyrdom." [I paraphrase]

Pope Kyle may shit in the woods, but he sure as hell isn't Catholic

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 07:02 PM (sKqQm)

150 My opinion is that if a church wants to support illegals then that burden should be on the congregation to provide those funds.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM

During the height of the covid madness here in Texas the catholic church was pulling in $1,200 to house and feed each illegal that came across the border that were turned over to them by ICE.

They were leasing out entire hotels in south Texas to house and feed them at a fraction of the cost the government was paying them. They were pocketing over $600 above expenses for each illegal they temporarily housed.

They didn't quit until March of this year after Trump turned off the illegal spigot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 07:02 PM (0N4FZ)

151 Madonna gets freakier looking the older she gets.

-
She needs a Picture of Dorian Gray picture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 07:02 PM (L/fGl)

152 Horde question: when did Indianapolis get the nickname “nap town”?

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 06:43 PM (j6fda)
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Did Joe move there?

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

153 Tom Baker is the bad guy in one of the Sinbad movies. Maybe the one with Patrick Wayne as Sinbad?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (YwEeS)

154 World Aids Day is so soon after Pride Month?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

155 So if HIPAA protects confidentiality how is AIDS day not a violation?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (YlWIZ)

156 Fulling mill and flannel factory. Damn, we’re old.
I saw it during a commercial break in Texan Colts game.
I think it was actually “ Showdown in Nap Town”

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (GbONR)

157 Latest Weather at Gale Crater on Mars

Curiosity is taking daily weather measurements at Gale Crater in the southern hemisphere of Mars, near the equator. At this location, it's currently late winter.

Nov. 29 2025
High: 28°F
Low: -98°F

Because of Trump's Policies Now there is GLOBAL WARMING on Mars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sen. Mark Kelly at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (J9q9v)

158 what is Dylan Douglas doing on CNN? He should stick to what the family knows and just play act in movies or a tv series. I think you are at least supposed to be able to pass as smart to be part of a 'news' network.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (V72J7)

159 Was a link to SS at a Shrek movie promotion event posted?

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 07:04 PM (GbONR)

160 Nah but Patrick Traughton was in it, another Doctor.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:04 PM (YwEeS)

161 Maybe Madge needs a note from the doctor to smilr.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2025 07:04 PM (YlWIZ)

162 Swore off Mike Douglas after the second ass viewing.

A man can only take so much.

Posted by: Never Again Mike Douglas at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

I got a good laugh out of the HBO Liberace watching what Mike Douglas was doing to Matt Damon's ass.

I watched that movie out of morbid curiosity.
I'll never watch it again.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

163 I never realized Madonna had such big ears. Wonder if they've been enhanced?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 07:05 PM (LHPAg)

164 Damn...madonna

Like a draugr
buried for the 3rd or 4th time

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 07:05 PM (snZF9)

165 Tom Baker was in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad?!

Oh, my favorite one, I think.

So much Caroline Munro to notice in that one.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

166 Tom Baker is in the one with John Philip Law as Sinbad.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (YwEeS)

167 66 "They were trying to spy on us to see what we were doing," former Rep. Louie Gohmert told the John Solomon Reports podcast.

====

Don't believe a thing Louie says. He's a Bush tool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (MxEbv)

168 Wow Robert Shaw is in that one too.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (YwEeS)

169 I never realized Madonna had such big ears. Wonder if they've been enhanced?
Posted by: Eromero

They been used as handlebars plenty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (LjSYW)

170 Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 06:54 PM (YwEeS)

Rumor is that her cooter was such a vicious steel-cage death match between chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, human papillomavirus (HPV), HIV, Hep C, tuberculosis, scarlet fever, yellow fever, Yangtze fever, beaver fever, and 57 other types of virus, bacteria, and fungi, that-

they all wiped each other out and only throat cancer was left. So, it moved onto Douglas' tonsils.

And the rest is history.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (iJfKG)

171 I never realized Madonna had such big ears. Wonder if they've been enhanced?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 07:05 PM (LHPAg)

Probably from people pulling on them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 07:06 PM (snZF9)

172 I guess he's serious.

>>@nicksortor

>>🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just advised anyone who received an unauthorized AUTOPEN pardon or commutation from the Biden White House that this action is now officially “NULL AND VOID”

>>This INCLUDES people like Fauci and Milley

>>Per Trump, “that Document has been fully and completely terminated, and is of no Legal effect.”

>>BRING ON THE ARRESTS! 🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

173 Former President Biden will receive the Chris Abele Impact Award...

Does it get rammed up one's ass?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 02, 2025 07:07 PM (ycI94)

174 Dylan is working on getting his social consciousness badge to become an Progressive warrior.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:07 PM (sDNVV)

175 17 Madonna looks like Gollum wearing ET's blonde wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 02, 2025 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)
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She just wants to be noticed by Mark Kelley.
Posted by: Axeman

*golf-clap*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 02, 2025 07:07 PM (WL2lA)

176 150 My opinion is that if a church wants to support illegals then that burden should be on the congregation to provide those funds.

Posted by: Ben Had

---------------
fuck you. If they want to support illegals, let them go to Guatemala or Somalia or shitholestan and support them there.

"Providing funds" is like buying bullets for our enemies. Once they are here they are everyone's problem. This is not charity, it is theft.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:07 PM (Rdtw1)

177 Some people's ears, as they approach the age of 29, begin to grow. Again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (MxEbv)

178
please arrest Fauci for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (3ek7K)

179 My mom used to watch the Mike Douglas Show every day. One time he even had Frank Zappa on!

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

180 25 year old me would know better than to go on a political show against career pundits. Then again, she had four years of engineering employment under her belt and was buying a house.

At least he doesn't seem to be fully down with perpetual adolescence even if his parents missed the memo.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (ftFVW)

181 Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Kramer at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (XQo4F)

182 Anyone else remember when SNL had the skit with Danny Devito doing the "books on tape" version of Madonna's Sex book?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (8hxDK)

Never saw that, but it sounds funny, even though I despise both Madonna and Devito.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (zYpTz)

183 Yeah, I wonder why the people have given up on religions. Maybe too many of them were taken over by Satan.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (Rdtw1)

Orthodox is getting a boost for some reason

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

184 we can only hope, Admiral

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (Cjt/F)

185
Bob,

You are exactly right.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (3ek7K)

186 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"

They expecting a lot of bishops to be killed?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (ExV1e)

187 I remember the trick was trying to not let on to my wife how much noticing I was doing at the time.

But, yeah, that's the one.

Btw, she noticed my noticing.
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)

"all I was thinking of was how much better you'd look doing that honey, honest!"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+)

188 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"

They expecting a lot of bishops to be killed?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (ExV1e)

Not in Europe, or where ever they run to.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (8avO+)

189 So now CNN is putting actors kids on political shows . Ratings must really suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (bfwj/)

190 Ramen is here! Yay!

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (OoFl2)

191 Much like the burning during urination.
Posted by: Kramer at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (XQo4F)

Ah, yes. I remember those mornings. "Why is my urine flammable?" I would cry.
"What the? Again? Put the lighter down, where is the fire extinguisher!" my roommate would respond.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (rbvCR)

192 >>>Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?

Posted by: steevy

>Classy dude. When you propose to your third wife do you tell her you're in chemo for chowing on some rank snapper?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (abmp2)

193 165 So much Caroline Munro to notice in that one. - Axeman

Wow! I hadn't thought of her for years. What a knockout she was! She's still with us, by the way.

Posted by: The Maximum Penguin at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (mADJX)

194 Yeah, I wonder why the people have given up on religions. Maybe too many of them were taken over by Satan.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:00 PM (Rdtw1)

Orthodox is getting a boost for some reason
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

Ukraine decided the Orthodox church was too Russian and persecuted them for laughs.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+)

195 185
Bob,

You are exactly right.

Posted by: fourseasons

-------------
Finally! someone with some sense.

(I kid, I love all the morons.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (Rdtw1)

196 Was a link to SS at a Shrek movie promotion event posted?
Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 07:04 PM (GbONR)

No. Please provide.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (ExV1e)

197 Tom Baker has been in some other films and a few TV series, but he's always going to be known as the Fourth Doctor.
He's still got the record for playing the role the longest - 8 seasons. Most of the actors flamed out after 3.

https://tinyurl.com/2x4euvsx
(Tom Baker - imdb)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

198 So now CNN is putting actors kids on political shows . Ratings must really suck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (bfwj/)

Can't be too much dumber than the DEI crew they have already.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

199 Jack Straw and includes K B-J

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

200 Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I would get, I admit I would get moist when I watched his show. The only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

Posted by: Grandma Klump at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

201 Ramen is here! Yay!
Posted by: Piper

Is that why he couldn't come over tonight?

Oh, you didn't say Ramone...

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (ftFVW)

202
Bob,

I'll tell my Husband someone thinks I have sense, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (3ek7K)

203 Tom Baker has been in some other films and a few TV series, but he's always going to be known as the Fourth Doctor.
He's still got the record for playing the role the longest - 8 seasons. Most of the actors flamed out after 3.

https://tinyurl.com/2x4euvsx
(Tom Baker - imdb)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

He's the only one I ever watched personally. Saw quite a bit of the runup to Key to Time with Romona the timelord.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)

204 AIDS is still a thing?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (kz78D)

205 Minnesota has about 57,000 Somali immigrants according to the most recent census. That means, there are likely over 100,000 Somali immigrants in Minnesota.

Unemployment among the Somali working class is over 40%.

So, in Minnesota there are between 23,000 and 40,000 Somalis of working age who don't have a job. So, they have to be getting their money somehow.

My point is that if they crash down on the fraud, and eliminate it...it's going to be interesting to see the reaction. Somalis are Tribal. They don't integrate. So, if a chunk move to another state (say California), the rest will follow. And, their departure will be loud, expensive, and dangerous.

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (dIske)

206 The award for Biden follows "what LGBTQ+ advocates widely view as the most inclusive administration in U.S. history,"
____

Inclusive here means
-Mr Rachel Levine
-Dog fetishists in the military
-Trannies showing their fake boobs on WH lawn
- Luggage stealing bald dude in makeup
- gay sex home movie in Senate

I'm sure there are others I'm missing. Congratulations?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (Dv3i1)

207 I got a good laugh out of the HBO Liberace watching what Mike Douglas was doing to Matt Damon's ass.

I watched that movie out of morbid curiosity.
I'll never watch it again.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
=====
Brokeback Mountain meets The Piano.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 07:14 PM (WDjG6)

208 Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?

Posted by: steevy
---------------------------

I had no idea, so I googled:
> "Michael Douglas: I got throat cancer from oral sex - BBC News"

Oh. I thought that was what gays got from BJs.

Oh.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:14 PM (Rdtw1)

209 So much Caroline Munro to notice in that one. - Axeman

Wow! I hadn't thought of her for years. What a knockout she was! She's still with us, by the way.
Posted by: The Maximum Penguin at December 02, 2025 07:11 PM (mADJX)
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Did an image search of her just now. Most of the top ones are from that Sinbad movie. Showing how many costume changes she did, but they all somehow maximized cleavage.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)

210 201 Ramen is here! Yay!
Posted by: Piper

Is that why he couldn't come over tonight?

Oh, you didn't say Ramone...
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025

Haha! But I know you were worried, so my jammy egg was perfectly jammy and my veggies are still crisp. Woohoo!

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:14 PM (OoFl2)

211 151 She needs a Picture of Dorian Gray picture. - Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yeah, she's got the formula all mixed up. She's getting older while her picture stays the same.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (mADJX)

212 The only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.
Posted by: Grandma Klump at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

Wha . . ? Not . . . You mean you weren't enthralled by that macho sex machine, Merv?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

213 AIDS is still a thing?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (kz78D)

No, unless your a fag who likes men to drop a load in your ass.

Then yes.

Posted by: Trojan Man at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

214
Michael Douglas and his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, are reportedly very displeased over the manner in which their son Dylan was humiliated

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Simply keeping quiet and not drawing attention to it apparently never occurred to them.

Streisand effect.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (VWtfl)

215 Orson ,interesting point. They would have to go to another sanctuary state.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (sDNVV)

216 please arrest Fauci for crimes against humanity.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:08 PM (3ek7K)

Lol, more likely Hegseth will be tried for "War-Crimes."

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:16 PM (Uy2jz)

217 First it was Ben Aflek’s imbecile daughter now it’s this kid.

Is this the thing for Hollywood, send your kid out to do politics and get made a fool of on live TV?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:16 PM (kz78D)

218 He's the only one I ever watched personally. Saw quite a bit of the runup to Key to Time with Romona the timelord.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)

The two Ramonas were some of the cutest companions the show had.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:16 PM (6ydKt)

219 The only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.
Posted by: Grandma Klump at December 02, 2025 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

Wha . . ? Not . . . You mean you weren't enthralled by that macho sex machine, Merv?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Merv turned out to be a serial murderer, though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)

220 "Michael Douglas and his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, are reportedly very displeased over the manner in which their son Dylan was humiliated"

Now that you mention it, I am too. They should have spanked him and given him a swirly.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

221 >>Jack Straw and includes K B-J

I really don't think he's kidding about this. This is the 2nd time he's put this out in a few days.

Not sure where it goes but it's fun to be on offense.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

222 And this "golden boy" got himself on CNN to spout his ludicrously uninformed nonsense, and it's CNN's fault for "exploiting" him?

Most of the young liberal champion debaters being propped up out there are uninformed, ill-informed, devoid of critical thinking skills, and in many cases just plain stupid. It's quite a sight to behold, and then when they get utterly demolished the usual suspects cry foul. "You made them look dumb!" No they made themselves look dumb. Because frequently they are.

Posted by: Our intellectual betters in action at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (TbWk/)

223 After a hug my granddaughter asked me why I have hair growing out of my ears.
I said: "To tickle your nose!"

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

224 what is Dylan Douglas doing on CNN? He should stick to what the family knows and just play act in movies or a tv series. I think you are at least supposed to be able to pass as smart to be part of a 'news' network.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (V72J7)

Like 'Tater', voiced by Mark Dice?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+)

225 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"
_____

The true faithful being murdered and the gay German bishops are spared somehow purifies the Church?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2025 07:18 PM (Dv3i1)

226 I can think of certain smart milblogs almost as old as Dylan....

Posted by: HowardDevore at December 02, 2025 07:18 PM (H/Jxx)

227 So if HIPAA protects confidentiality how is AIDS day not a violation?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (YlWIZ)
=====
YOUR VACCINATION PAPERS, PLEASE!
-Starbucks barista (2021)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:18 PM (9ipOP)

228 Minnesota has about 57,000 Somali immigrants according to the most recent census. That means, there are likely over 100,000 Somali immigrants in Minnesota.

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (dIske)

A days work for an AC-130

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (snZF9)

229 Most of the young liberal champion debaters being propped up out there are uninformed, ill-informed, devoid of critical thinking skills, and in many cases just plain stupid. It's quite a sight to behold, and then when they get utterly demolished the usual suspects cry foul. "You made them look dumb!" No they made themselves look dumb. Because frequently they are.

Posted by: Our intellectual betters in action at December 02, 2025 07:17 PM (TbWk/)
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They are Democrat avatars, what they lack in reason, skills and competence, they more than make up for in passion.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

230 Brokeback Mountain meets The Piano.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2025 07:14 PM (WDjG6)

lol
Apt description.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

231 Time to put holds on passports.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (LjSYW)

232 42,861 NGOs
------
261 of them are really non-governmental organizations.
The other 42,600 are firmly fastened to the government teat.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (dwyfe)

233 So what happened with the Epstein files? Weren’t they supposed to be released last week? Talk about a story going from 11 to 0 in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (kz78D)

234 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"
_____

The true faithful being murdered and the gay German bishops are spared somehow purifies the Church?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2025 07:18 PM (Dv3i1)
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I don't think that's how Christianity is supposed to work...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:20 PM (IBQGV)

235 MN has 57k Somalis like we have 11 million illegals.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:20 PM (kz78D)

236 Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)

There were 2 Romanas, like we wouldn't notice. I had a thing for Mary Tamm, but the second one could act better.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 07:20 PM (R86kT)

237 Most Americans know Tom Baker as the Doctor because his seasons were on PBS here. Since I have watched other Doctors I really like John Pertwee's Dr as well.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 07:21 PM (YwEeS)

238 233 So what happened with the Epstein files? Weren’t they supposed to be released last week? Talk about a story going from 11 to 0 in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (kz78D)

Checks cleared?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 02, 2025 07:21 PM (/6GbT)

239 "Dylan's never been spoken to like that in his entire life. He's always been the golden boy -- adored, protected. CNN gave him a taste of the real world, and his parents hated every second of it,"
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Maybe not coddling him was the better play?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025 07:21 PM (ftFVW)

240 Tom Baker will always be Dr. Who like Sean Connery will always be James Bond

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:21 PM (9ipOP)

241 217 First it was Ben Aflek’s imbecile daughter now it’s this kid.

Is this the thing for Hollywood, send your kid out to do politics and get made a fool of on live TV?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at

At least this one has a Poly Sci degree from Brown.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:21 PM (OoFl2)

242 I think they found out there were mostly Democrats in Epstein's circle of friends and they were all taking money from him.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

243 I would like to see a naked catfight between Gabbard and Bondi over who HAS NOT been arrested with the troves of damning evidence presented.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (abIsI)

244 Knowing your dad got cancer by eating out your mom has to mess with your head.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (kz78D)

245 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"

We need Pope Patton: "Make the other poor bastard a martyr for his religion".

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (mADJX)

246 >>>No, unless your a fag who likes men to drop a load in your ass.

Then yes.

Posted by: Trojan Man

>Remember when Magic Johnson tested positive for HIV and the whole association was worried about the Lakers spreading AIDS? Good times.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (abmp2)

247 So what happened with the Epstein files? Weren’t they supposed to be released last week? Talk about a story going from 11 to 0 in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:19 PM (kz78D)
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They said it could take as long as 30 days.

What we have is Congressional and Executive clearance to release them. How they are redacted by the IC and Congress is another fight entirely.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:23 PM (krQz2)

248 There were 2 Romanas, like we wouldn't notice. I had a thing for Mary Tamm, but the second one could act better.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 07:20 PM (R86kT)

The first Ramona died, so she regenerated into the second Romana. They are officially known as Romana I and II.

Mary Tamm quit the job for some reason I forget.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:24 PM (6ydKt)

249 Ramen is here! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (OoFl2)
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I've been needing donburi for a while.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:24 PM (9ipOP)

250 233 So what happened with the Epstein files? Weren’t they supposed to be released last week? Talk about a story going from 11 to 0 in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Pam Bondi is putting them all in three ring binders. Give her a break.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:24 PM (abIsI)

251 Man, Madonna looks like Nosferatu's ugly sister.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (mADJX)

252 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (sDNVV)

253 Minnesota, it's like a whole other country!

Posted by: Case at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (5Je/N)

254 It’s hilarious that we were told over and over again that aids is t a gay disease and anyone can get it. But then if you dont give two fucks about aids you a homophobe.

Turned out it was a lie of course. Other than intravenous drug users the number of straight people who got aids was a rounding error.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (kz78D)

255 There is a painting of Trump wearing a dress in the Epstein files.
What, what's that? It's Bill Clinton??

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

256 I thought Michael Douglas was implicating Maureen Dowd of the NY Times with giving him oral cancer. Wouldn't be surprised

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (bfwj/)

257 AIDS is still a thing?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM (kz78D)

Mostly for gays taking it raw up the ass. Then there's the bisexual or downlow men giving it to women, and the IV drug users sharing needles. Yes Virginia it's mostly behaviorally related. And someone who knows they have HIV and don't tell a sex partner should be put down.

Posted by: Truvada for Reps at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

258 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had

Welfare?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (ftFVW)

259 Madonna looks like she rode hard and was put in a freeze-dried machine and is now an evil dessicated husk.King Tut looks better.

I find it entertaining that all her plastic surgeries and probably evil incantations and facials are not working, and she looks old and mean. Which proves that if you are ugly on the inside it will seep out your pores and other orifices that are completely worn out and kaput.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is probably in one of her bipolar spirals now. I'm not going to look at Dylan's wiki, but would guess he majored in political science with a minor in female gender studies. He also can't part his hair and needs his mommy.

I could just be ornery.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (WONhk)

260 >Remember when Magic Johnson tested positive for HIV and the whole association was worried about the Lakers spreading AIDS? Good times.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 07:22 PM (abmp2)

Aids was cured by mopping up sweat with towels whenever someone fell down. Another triumph for Media Medical Science.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

261 I've been needing donburi for a while.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:24 PM (9ipOP)

My wife eats ramen all the time, but she prefers the kimchi flavored type with the gochujang paste.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

262 252 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had

They produce a lot of cheese. Oh wait, that's the other gawd awful state Wisconsin. Nevermind.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (abIsI)

263 ==
I've been needing donburi for a while.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December

A good dose of ginger is delicious on dreary days.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (OoFl2)

264 Magic Johnson was fucking dudes. That’s how he got it. But nobody looked into it because it went against the narrative of “anyone can get it”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (kz78D)

265 Catherine Zeta-Jones is probably in one of her bipolar spirals now. I'm not going to look at Dylan's wiki, but would guess he majored in political science with a minor in female gender studies. He also can't part his hair and needs his mommy.

I could just be ornery.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 02, 2025 07:26 PM (WONhk)

I've noticed all my life that the prettiest girls are the happy ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (8avO+)

266 224 what is Dylan Douglas doing on CNN? - Oldcat

That was my question, too. Letting him go on a political talk show with Scott Jennings is the equivalent of encouraging your kid to stand next to a bison in Yellowstone National Park for a picture.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (mADJX)

267 189 So now CNN is putting actors kids on political shows . Ratings must really suck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 07:10 PM (bfwj/)
Cost too much to get him in UCLA?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

268 It doesn't matter to me that Michael Douglas is gay.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

269 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (sDNVV)

Commercial driving.

Posted by: And welfare fraud at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (TbWk/)

270 I thought Michael Douglas was implicating Maureen Dowd of the NY Times with giving him oral cancer. Wouldn't be surprised
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Your mom or one of your dad's previous floosies... neither is a good option.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (ftFVW)

271 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

Politics?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

272 I wouldn't count (pun intended) Klaus Kinski as the *best* Nosferatu ever, but IMO he was the *creepiest* Nosferatu ever.

He looked, and moved like a man hundreds of years old with dust in his veins. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (NhiOW)

273
Too bad we didn't spay and neuter the Muslims when they arrived.

We would have far less of them.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (3ek7K)

274 My wife eats ramen all the time, but she prefers the kimchi flavored type with the gochujang paste.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (rbvCR)
===

Works for me. The place in my neighborhood makes great soft tofu soup too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (9ipOP)

275 Bishops in Europe stating that the coming genocide of Christians will "purify the church"
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Wow. Good indication that they don't have a good grasp about the God of the Bible.

Purity is not a God-thing. If he wanted "purity" he would have never created things inferior to himself and never bothered with Earth or coming to it.

God accents a principle with similar dynamics. Redemption and Holiness.

Holiness is not purity, it puts the stress on separating...and by implication oneself.

God does not need man to purify things for him, that's directly not what he's about.

He overcomes the World, not by beating it down, but by infusing it with Himself and raising it UP. The Incarnation is the expression of a God who's main theme is to descend, indwell--within the muck, and to raise things out of the muck.

Theirs is a theme of the incarnation turned on its head.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)

276 That was my question, too. Letting him go on a political talk show with Scott Jennings is the equivalent of encouraging your kid to stand next to a bison in Yellowstone National Park for a picture.
Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:28 PM (mADJX)

He did not wind up stringy goo between buffalo toes, so he got off easy.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

277 @EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: Obama Judge Indira Talwani BLOCKS President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill from defunding Planned Parenthood across multiple states

Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (X3kpE)

278 Somalis are from the desert yet they were sent to Maine and Minnesota. Someone in govt who made that decision has a good sense of humor.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (kz78D)

279 252 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had

They produce a lot of cheese. Oh wait, that's the other gawd awful state Wisconsin. Nevermind.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (abIsI)

They used to make tape - 3M (Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing). The cassette shafts go down half a mile in some places.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

280 254 It’s hilarious that we were told over and over again that aids is t a gay disease and anyone can get it. But then if you dont give two fucks about aids you a homophobe.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

------------

What is amazing to me is that
1. Aids
2. "Wow, the bible is right about all that stuff"
3. ???
4. gay marriage.

The same happened with 9/11 leading to importing millions of terrorists.

It is as if Satan's attention is drawn to a subject, and he acts.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (Rdtw1)

281 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

Politics?
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2025 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget law enforcement.

Posted by: Repeat after me: "stop resisting" at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (TbWk/)

282 So what were Kirk Douglas' politics?
He played a lot of tough assholes on screen, but I always thought he was a Henry Fonda-like lefty in real life?

Does the lefty gene run in the family?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

283 Madonna's got AIDS on her mind.

-------------

Well, she did offer to blow Bubba Clinton ... so lie down with horndogs, don't be surprised if you get HIVs.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (pG0Ez)

284 Ukraine decided the Orthodox church was too Russian and persecuted them for laughs.
Posted by: Oldcat
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***BZZZZZT*** Sorry, try akgain.
The Ukraine government decided that too many of the homilies being preached on Sundays were simply Russian propaganda, and tossed out a bunch of Prelates of the Russian Orthodox Church. Most of the priests are still there.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (dwyfe)

285 Hey Norton! Come on down, I gotta show you something!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (LjSYW)

286 It doesn't matter to me that Michael Douglas and his son is gay.
Posted by: fd

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

287 Magic Johnson was fucking dudes. That’s how he got it. But nobody looked into it because it went against the narrative of “anyone can get it”.

Plus you can't have a gay black hero Baseketball star.

Wouldn't sell crappy chinese sneakers in da hood. Crack Smoking, Ho Chasin Flavor Flav, yes. Dick slurping Magic Johnson, no.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe, Inc. at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

288 It doesn't matter to me that Magic Johnson and Tupac are gay either. Heck, I don't even care that Will Smith is gay.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

289 Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:24 PM (6ydKt)

Okay, I had them backwards then. I guess if she was a Time Lord she could regenerate.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (R86kT)

290 277 @EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: Obama Judge Indira Talwani BLOCKS President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill from defunding Planned Parenthood across multiple states
Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (X3kpE

Planned Parenthood. More like Unplanned Murder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (Ud7de)

291 Trump signs EO

Judge: can’t do that you need Congress to pass this

Congress passes bill

Judge: no you still can’t do that

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (kz78D)

292 I must have missed Indira Talwani being elected President. When TF did that happen?

Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (NhiOW)

293 288 It doesn't matter to me that Magic Johnson and Tupac are gay either. Heck, I don't even care that Will Smith is gay.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (vFG9F

I'm a lesbian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (Ud7de)

294 261 My wife eats ramen all the time, but she prefers the kimchi flavored type with the gochujang paste.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02,

I have roasted chicken breast with a gochujang marinade. Love it, love that kind of heat. This ramen has real chili oil and crisp, so a tiny heat kick swirled in there.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (OoFl2)

295 and now all those little Somali rug rats are CITIZENS.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

296 Today was glorious here, sunny, clear and warm. Mrs. F. made me move all my succulents off the deck, and then the lounge and chairs, and then all my gardening stuff because it is being powerwashed tomorrow. She says I can watch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (9ipOP)

297 Magic Johnson was fucking dudes. That’s how he got it. But nobody looked into it because it went against the narrative of “anyone can get it”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:27 PM (kz78D)
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Yeah, the "Down-low" was a thing around that time.

It's how a lot of "straight" black men got it.

AIDS was definitely a time that it was better to give than receive.

Women could get it from infected men, but it didn't swim upstream.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (krQz2)

298 I think Kirk Douglas raped Natalie Woods when she was a child.

I am often confused, however.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (WONhk)

299 So what were Kirk Douglas' politics?
He played a lot of tough assholes on screen, but I always thought he was a Henry Fonda-like lefty in real life?

Does the lefty gene run in the family?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

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The crap-ho doesn't fall far from the tree, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (pG0Ez)

300 I do t care that Johnson is gay. I care that people think we’re stupid and dont realize it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (kz78D)

301 I remember when Reagan caused AIDS.
I was there.
People said Reagan caused AIDS.
And then there was ACTUP.
Donate blood.
ACTUP donated blood to kill people.
My wife got the letter in 85 or 86 that the AIDS people went to Beaumont Tx hospital and donated blood to kill people.
She got a transfusion for a ruptured cyst.
If you ever want to know would the gays, or terrorist, or trans, or mohammedans, or luigis, or furries kill you.
The answer is YES.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (gbOdA)

302 I don't think that's how Christianity is supposed to work...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:20 PM (IBQGV)

Christianity has been proven to be the most effective organizational principle ever tried. That's why the humanist Left has been in perpetual war against it.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:33 PM (Uy2jz)

303 282 So what were Kirk Douglas' politics?

Democrat all the way, to the very end. And he was also accused of sexually assaulting Natalie Wood. So, a Democrat through and through.

Fine actor, though.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:33 PM (mADJX)

304 Chobani yogurt in Twin Falls, ID hired thousands of refugees, most being Somali's, to churn their commie product. Chobani is the devils curd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:33 PM (abIsI)

305 please arrest Fauci for crimes against humanity.
Posted by: fourseason

Yeah, tell us about your role in World AIDS Day, Tony...

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2025 07:33 PM (3arSl)

306 So what were Kirk Douglas' politics?
He played a lot of tough assholes on screen, but I always thought he was a Henry Fonda-like lefty in real life?

Does the lefty gene run in the family?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (6ydKt)
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I'm reasonably sure Kirk was a lefty.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (krQz2)

307 She wasn’t just elected president she was also elected to every house and senate seat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (kz78D)

308 And this "golden boy" got himself on CNN to spout his ludicrously uninformed nonsense, and it's CNN's fault for "exploiting" him?

There's only ONE Golden Boy, and he's an inspiration to all Morons.

https://shorturl.at/VZDs8
https://shorturl.at/hEMFP

Posted by: Otaku at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (ycI94)

309 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (Cjt/F)

310 My point is that if they crash down on the fraud, and eliminate it...it's going to be interesting to see the reaction. Somalis are Tribal. They don't integrate. So, if a chunk move to another state (say California), the rest will follow. And, their departure will be loud, expensive, and dangerous.

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2025 07:13 PM

It ain't just somali's that are tribal from that part of the world. You could draw a huge circle around somalia extending out 1000 miles and every people covered by that circle are tribal in nature, and I mean extremely tribal. If you ain't in the tribe you are fair game to lie to, cheat and steal from. I've spent a bunch of time in that part of the world and it is literally them against everyone else.

It's like that Star Trek episode with the Landru machine character, you are either of the body or you are not of the body and must be destroyed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (0N4FZ)

311 You can get AIDS of the ears by listening to assholes. Like that Dylan fag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (npFr7)

312 It’s hilarious that we were told over and over again that aids is t a gay disease and anyone can get it. But then if you dont give two fucks about aids you a homophobe.

Turned out it was a lie of course. Other than intravenous drug users the number of straight people who got aids was a rounding error.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 07:25 PM (kz78D)

At least it shifted bad but award winning science fiction from stupid Vietnam metaphor stories to stupid AIDs metaphor stories. Thank goodness military SF rose up and crushed that out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (8avO+)

313 Weird. AIDS never spread like wildfire amongst the straights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

314 I have roasted chicken breast with a gochujang marinade. Love it, love that kind of heat. This ramen has real chili oil and crisp, so a tiny heat kick swirled in there.
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (OoFl2)

My wife makes her own, which is pretty good, though I have to use it sparingly.
It does not have a tiny heat.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (rbvCR)

315
Spaying and neutering them should have been part of the "vetting " requirements.

Bow Wow.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

316 Christianity has been proven to be the most effective organizational principle ever tried. That's why the humanist Left has been in perpetual war against it.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:33 PM (Uy2jz)
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That's why an abstracted application of its concepts have gotten millions of men to walk away from booze for their lifetime. I believe the A.A. was synthesized to show the practical application of Christian dynamics.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:36 PM (krQz2)

317 Former President Biden will receive the Chris Abele Impact Award at the LGBTQ+ Victory Institute's Leaders Conference in Washington, D.C., on Friday ...

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I'm surprised they haven't given him a Nobel yet for curing cancer --- and humiliating the USA in a series of our greatest foreign policy disasters ... but mostly for humiliating the USA in a series of our greatest foreign policy disasters.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (pG0Ez)

318 There once was a time when I would have pretended to care what Catherine Zeta Jones thought.

Once.

Pretended.
Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2025 06:37 PM (azSra)

Her cooch flora gave Michael Douglas throat cancer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7)

319 282 So what were Kirk Douglas' politics?
He played a lot of tough assholes on screen, but I always thought he was a Henry Fonda-like lefty in real life?

Does the lefty gene run in the family?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

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Maybe his best role was that Wilder film - The big Carnival

The film is a masterpiece and one of my top ten. Douglas is really good in it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (Rdtw1)

320 @EricLDaugh
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1h
🚨 JUST IN: Obama Judge Indira Talwani BLOCKS President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill from defunding Planned Parenthood across multiple states
Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 07:30 PM (X3kpE)
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What took her so long?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:38 PM (IBQGV)

321 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 02, 2025 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

322 Didn't Michael Douglas get cancer from eating her snatch?
Posted by: steevy

There's an old comedy show (lasted all of one season) called Benders where one of the guys says "Oh, I thought Michael Douglas got cancer because Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh."

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 02, 2025 07:38 PM (cxFcK)

323 But release Trump's MRI, right?

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[Babylon Bee Headline:]

"MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (pG0Ez)

324 >Obama Judge Indira Talwani BLOCKS President Trump's ....
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she blocks every Trump thing that lands in her court

Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (X3kpE)

325 What industry does Minnesota have that provides jobs for a sub literate workforce?
Posted by: Ben Had

The industry and the jobs are in the NGOs.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (3arSl)

326 179 My mom used to watch the Mike Douglas Show every day. One time he even had Frank Zappa on!
Posted by: fd

Wasn't John Lennon on too. Maybe co-hosting?

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp! at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (oftw2)

327 Jim Jordan and congressional Republicans are probing Jack Smith and other government-weaponizers who spied on them.

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I predict a minimum of six strongly-worded letters AND 12 rolled-up shirt sleeves.

You go, boy!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (pG0Ez)

328 Weird. AIDS never spread like wildfire amongst the straights.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

But, we were told it would. Much like COVID. Lol.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM (Uy2jz)

329 It doesn't matter to me that Magic Johnson and Tupac are gay either. Heck, I don't even care that Will Smith is gay.

Posted by: fd

>From what I've seen, Will Smith and the whole family swing multiple ways. Without dysfunction and blackmail, Hollywood wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM (abmp2)

330 Phosphates in detergent?"

TSP. It's great. It was banned because people are stupid...
Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 06:46 PM (XuXeR)

I wanted to buy some Hydrochloric acid at Home Despot. Dumfuk tried to tell me TSP is the same thing. They don't have Hydrochloric acid anymore. Not at all. Fortunately, I found the jug of it I thought I had used up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 07:43 PM (npFr7)

331 Dylan Douglas was born in 2000 making him 25 years old and almost 26.

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Still on his parents' health care plan and subsidized by the fools who actually pay into -- instead of sponge off of -- it because, per DeathCare, that's still too young to become an adult and take care of yourself.

Thanks DogEater!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:44 PM (pG0Ez)

332 Okay, I had them backwards then. I guess if she was a Time Lord she could regenerate.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 07:31 PM (R86kT)

Yeah, I believe she was the only other character to regenerate on-screen. The Master regenerated off-screen.

I looked all this up on a Doctor Who wiki because I was confused as hell with the two Romonas watching random out of order series on PlutoTV & Tubi.

I'd never really watched the 60s & 70s series until last year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

333 329 It doesn't matter to me that Magic Johnson and Tupac are gay either. Heck, I don't even care that Will Smith is gay.

Posted by: fd

>From what I've seen, Will Smith and the whole family swing multiple ways. Without dysfunction and blackmail, Hollywood wouldn't exist.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM (abmp2)

FauxChi

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 02, 2025 07:50 PM (gbOdA)

334 World Aids Day is so soon after Pride Month?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2025 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

Not like there could some sort of connection, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 07:52 PM (npFr7)

335 Maybe his best role was that Wilder film - The big Carnival

The film is a masterpiece and one of my top ten. Douglas is really good in it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (Rdtw1)

I'm not sure if I've seen that one.
Looked it up on imdb, and it's only showing Ace in the Hole (1957) with Douglas and Wilder directing.

Is that the one you mean?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (6ydKt)

336 oops... 1951 not '57.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (6ydKt)

337 Cafe has been up for 30 minutes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2025 07:57 PM (6ydKt)

338 It’s sad what AIDS did to Muhdonna’s face.

Posted by: The Face That Sank a Thousand Ships at December 02, 2025 08:32 PM (fKeBm)

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