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Deep In The Heart Of The ONT

Happy Friday everyone! Here's a fun fact I learned this week: Google search AI was programmed by dogs.

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Fido Friday: Saved!


Today's quiz: How many have you been to?

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Not counting airports, for me it's 28

How epic would that have been?

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Probably would have been a dick joke.

Ha!


I'm up for it if you'll pick up the tab

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Shelling out $1700 for dinner and then she says she has a headache

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Cookie cutter post


Infographic

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Christmas towns

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Inertia


What I learned on X this week

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X unveiled a new feature where you can see where people are posting from, and lo and behold, millions of "regular Americans" were posting from abroad.

Shopping

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Uh, gals...gals?


Memory aid

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No fat chicks

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Never seen that before


Advice for Europe

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Nevermind, I'm not sure Europe is worth saving

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Ouch


Anyone with kids knows this isn't even a joke

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It's Black Friday, so of course we'll close with some Thanksgiving leftovers


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by alcohol:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM




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Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2025 09:51 PM (bfwj/)

2 Sorry I'm late, I am recovering from a tryptophan torper.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 09:53 PM (IxQNO)

3 I want the Let her Eat Steak

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 09:54 PM (bss/y)

4 Well, when you put it that way…

Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed with leftovers at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (LaTF/)

5 49/50

I’m missing Tulsa.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (uDDWT)

6 Hey everybody. Hey ONT!

Let Her Eat Steak

a/k/a the Guaranteed Nookie Meal

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (IET3u)

7 Buffalo Bore 404 Jeffery Ammo 375 Grain Cutting Edge Raptor Hollow Point, $18.00 per round.

Hey, Yo, good evening everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 28, 2025 09:57 PM (Zz+7G)

8 I know, I used "tryptophan coma" as an excuse last Thanksgiving, but I am sure I could get a lawyer to argue that a coma and a topper are not the same thing if I pay him enough, so this does count as an original excuse. Besides, tryptophan is topical at the moment.

Jist cut me some slack, please.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 09:58 PM (IxQNO)

9 The Jame Gumb meme is funny. And true.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 09:58 PM (ys6FW)

10 So.... It's 'blew off' in England?

Plus... nvm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 09:58 PM (bss/y)

11 Cape Verde

Greenland isn’t a country.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 28, 2025 09:59 PM (uDDWT)

12 Only been to 13 of the cities.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2025 10:00 PM (3k5hk)

13 I read about Vlad Tepes (Dracula) in junior high school. He impaled over 100,000 Turks. I thought they just ran a pole through them, I didn't realize they actually went up the jaxie. Wow!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 28, 2025 10:00 PM (cxFcK)

14 Hola and happy Black Friday.

Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at November 28, 2025 10:00 PM (sSwOV)

15 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Posted by: TRex - Black Friday Dino at November 28, 2025 10:01 PM (cCn4/)

16 Wow, so like 40 years after arguing about it the FIRST time...

Calif is going to ban plastic grocery bags, and make you use paper... again...

Is there ANY enviro Green project, that has not ended up being BAD for the environment?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:01 PM (mP0Kj)

17 You NEVER drag them feet first.
If you do, they'll fill up with sand.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2025 10:02 PM (3k5hk)

18 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

19 That "Let Her Eat Steak" is probably enough food that the water wouldn't have had to bother with the wafer-thin after dinner mint to finish off Mr..Creosote.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:02 PM (IxQNO)

20 Is there ANY enviro Green project, that has not ended up being BAD for the environment?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:01 PM (mP0Kj)

If they bring back heavy paper grocery bags, more power to them.

They'll be paper thin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (bss/y)

21 Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (bss/y)

22 Franklin strikes me as the Lesley Nielsen of Founding Fathers, bet that dude traveled with whatever passed for a whoopi cushion of his day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

23 I think I got 38. Never been to Oregon, Cleveland and a few others. But I'm proud of the fact I've never set foot in DC, a city completely built on theft.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (cxFcK)

24 13 I read about Vlad Tepes (Dracula) in junior high school. He impaled over 100,000 Turks. I thought they just ran a pole through them, I didn't realize they actually went up the jaxie. Wow!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 28, 2025 10:00 PM (cxFcK)

Vlad Tepes, the 'original' vampire... was somehow a member of the Pope Sanctioned Order of the Dragon. An order of Knights created by the King of Hungary, Blessed by the Pope, to fight against the Saracen invasion of Europe.

So, yeah... Catholic Church Blessed Vampire... not sure how that works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Evening, WD, and ONT Horde. I counted 19 cities, maybe could add a couple more if passing through on the freeway counts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 10:04 PM (npFr7)

26 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2025 10:04 PM (v9vY1)

27 22 Franklin strikes me as the Lesley Nielsen of Founding Fathers, bet that dude traveled with whatever passed for a whoopi cushion of his day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

When he was Ambassador to France, he would walk around Naked, taking 'Air Baths'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:05 PM (mP0Kj)

28 You NEVER drag them feet first.
If you do, they'll fill up with sand.
Posted by: rickb223

Reason #1 why sex on the beach is a bad idea. Add in salt water and it's a bad day for everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2025 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

29 Pretty sure that truck driver didn't secure his load. He won't make that mistake again.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2025 10:05 PM (98kQX)

30 Besides, tryptophan is topical at the moment.

Jist cut me some slack, please.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 09:58 PM (IxQNO)


You rub it on your skin?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:05 PM (rbvCR)

31 20 Is there ANY enviro Green project, that has not ended up being BAD for the environment?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:01 PM (mP0Kj)

If they bring back heavy paper grocery bags, more power to them.

They'll be paper thin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (bss/y)

My local Calif Grocery store has almost always allowed you to use Paper... and they are pretty good heavy paper.

I've joked with them for years that I always choose Paper, because we are still growing trees, but aint still growing Dinosaurs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:06 PM (mP0Kj)

32 Perused content.

What the ever-lovin'…

oh, right, right. WeirdDave ONT Friday.

YAY HAHAHA 😁

Inertia: very ow 🤕

Posted by: mindful webworker - commenter demeritas at November 28, 2025 10:06 PM (LaTF/)

33 I think I’m at 28.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2025 10:06 PM (3U2FH)

34 Albuquerque. Yeah. I took a wrong turn there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2025 10:07 PM (uQesX)

35 About 40 of those cities for me. If I never go back to any of them that would be ok, but tomorrow I have to go to Atlanta.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2025 10:07 PM (vFG9F)

36 If going through the airport counts, I’m at 35.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2025 10:08 PM (mT+6a)

37 Visited 9 cities.

5 airport layover/change of plane cities.

1 born but moved at 13 months city (Jax).

What do I win?

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2025 10:08 PM (gKDq2)

38 Thermometer in the truck read -7 F this evening. I could use a little Global Warming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 10:08 PM (npFr7)

39 I had just mentioned Vlad in the previous thread.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:09 PM (IxQNO)

40 17 without airports for me. If driving through on the interstate without stopping counts, that is.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2025 10:09 PM (jGGMD)

41 Four snorts and seven courses ago...

that Louis will run ya.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 28, 2025 10:10 PM (pIfcn)

42 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (uDDWT)


First time that's ever been said.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2025 10:11 PM (jGGMD)

43 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (uDDWT)

It's right there where you left it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 10:11 PM (npFr7)

44 20 cities not counting airport. None would I desire to see again.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 10:11 PM (ys6FW)

45 I counted 35 cities that I’ve visited. I didn't count only airport or freeway visits. I love a good road trip. On one right now. Heading home from the Midwest early to avoid the severe weather.

Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at November 28, 2025 10:12 PM (sSwOV)

46 30 You rub it on your skin?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:05 PM (rbvCR)

Maybe I should have put it in the basket.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (IxQNO)

47 If they bring back heavy paper grocery bags, more power to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2025 10:03 PM (bss/y)
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Cats everywhere will rejoice!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (IBQGV)

48 35 not counting airports

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (t/66j)

49 37/50

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (/HDaX)

50 Cities? Been to? or driven through?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (mP0Kj)

51 F*cking A. Have not been to Honolulu.

Posted by: RI Red at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (6jy2V)

52 Wonder if the truck driver heard that load coming?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 28, 2025 10:14 PM (Zz+7G)

53 Maybe I should have put it in the basket.

Posted by: tankdemon

---
You're going to get the hose again.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 10:14 PM (ys6FW)

54 51 F*cking A. Have not been to Honolulu.
Posted by: RI Red at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (6jy2V)

Lived there... but that was ... damn... over 35 years ago, sure it's changed since.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:15 PM (mP0Kj)

55 Yay, ONT!

19.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2025 10:15 PM (lUFok)

56 21/50

Not bad for a home-body girl.

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:16 PM (rdVOm)

57 43 for me. I used to be a travellin' man!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 28, 2025 10:17 PM (47diA)

58 Tulsa’s got a couple big Indian Resort/Casinos nearby. Only reason to go there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2025 10:18 PM (3U2FH)

59 54 51 F*cking A. Have not been to Honolulu.
Posted by: RI Red at November 28, 2025 10:13 PM (6jy2V)

Lived there... but that was ... damn... over 35 years ago, sure it's changed since.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:15 PM (mP0Kj)

Only thing I wanted to see in Hawaii was Pearl Harbor. But now that WD has set up a challenge, well, you know …

Posted by: RI Red at November 28, 2025 10:18 PM (6jy2V)

60 It's right there where you left it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's what you say to the Japanese tourists, when they ask you "Where is the USS Arizona memorial?"

(If you're an a-hole)

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:19 PM (rdVOm)

61 I hauled that model H500 Zenith Transoceanic up to the kitchen, and set on the shelf by the kitchen window. It was pulling in stations on all the shortwave bands, and the dial calibrations seems pretty good. WWV was where it ought to be on the dial on several bands.

I must say the previous 8G model has a much more readable dial on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7)

62 31 we are still growing trees, but aint still growing Dinosaurs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2025 10:06 PM
***
Hold my beer.

Posted by: John Hammond at November 28, 2025 10:19 PM (cCn4/)

63 I had always heard that Jefferson was the one to write the Declaration pretty much becaise the committe left the scut work to the nerd. Adams did say Jefferson was a better writer than he was, but he was still the low man on the totem pole and got stuck with chores while the others went out to party. (Okay, Adams didn't exactly party, but he had better things to do than waste his time dipping a quill into an inkwell.)

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:20 PM (IxQNO)

64 t's right there where you left it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's what you say to the Japanese tourists, when they ask you "Where is the USS Arizona memorial?"

(If you're an a-hole)


*Takes notes.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2025 10:20 PM (lUFok)

65 Tulsa’s got a couple big Indian Resort/Casinos nearby. Only reason to go there.

Wannemacher gun show.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2025 10:20 PM (3nLb4)

66 Jefferson had already done a similar document for the Virginia House of Burgesses, and he was a good writer.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

67 Tulsa’s got a couple big Indian Resort/Casinos nearby. Only reason to go there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2025 10:18 PM (3U2FH)

It's got time to live on:

https://youtu.be/qLZEVnjZS2s

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 10:22 PM (npFr7)

68 20 Is there ANY enviro Green project, that has not ended up being BAD for the environment?
Posted by: Romeo13

When food was carried in gunny sacks, gunnies were hunted to extinction.

Posted by: Green Behind The Gills at November 28, 2025 10:22 PM (oftw2)

69 In the last century, the family went on a Summer trip in a large RV, and we visited every state in the continental US. So I'm pretty sure I've been to most of those cities.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2025 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

70 Pearlridge shopping center, in Aiea, was nicer-- and better prices!-- than any place in Honoruru.

Plus-- Kam Swap Meet at the defunct Kamehameha drive-in location. 25 cents entry and lots of locals, selling normal things, not like the touristy stuff at Aloha Stadium.

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:23 PM (rdVOm)

71 53 You're going to get the hose again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 10:14 PM (ys6FW)

I'm Gen X, the hose was pretty much my only source of hydration from June through August from the ages of 4 to 16.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:24 PM (IxQNO)

72 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
___________

So are we. Take us back there.

https://tinyurl.com/bdkb97u5

Posted by: Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys at November 28, 2025 10:24 PM (gf7Ez)

73 Tulsa is full of cheap motels inhabited by speed freaks and drug dealers. Avoid at all costs.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at November 28, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)

74 32 for me.

Need someone to hip me to WTH is up with the two girlies painting their arms and embracing. The cut to the coffee drinking guy smiling approvingly furthers my confusion..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 28, 2025 10:25 PM (nbLIj)

75 Thesis: wombats are the pandas of ewoks.

Posted by: SciVo at November 28, 2025 10:26 PM (Sy6m/)

76 I'm Gen X, the hose was pretty much my only source of hydration from June through August from the ages of 4 to 16.

Posted by: tankdemon

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Me as well. Mom said go outside and play and I did. It wasn't a bad time.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 10:26 PM (ys6FW)

77 I got 29, mostly from weeklong conventions held here and yon, lived in a few.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 28, 2025 10:27 PM (ZVgZ4)

78 48/50. Thanks for the ONT, WD.

Posted by: scampydog at November 28, 2025 10:27 PM (41CYW)

79 74 Need someone to hip me to WTH is up with the two girlies painting their arms and embracing.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 28, 2025 10:25 PM
***
If the objective was to apply a white handprint on the black shirt and a black handprint on the white shirt, they got it backwards and didn't know it.

Posted by: TRex - social media commentator at November 28, 2025 10:28 PM (cCn4/)

80 Neat stuff tonight, Weirddave! Thank you for the ONT.

That truck driver may not have survived-- ugh. Scary.

But I love the doggeh "rescuing" that duck!

Cookie cutter video was interesting. I collect cookie cutters, btw.

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:28 PM (rdVOm)

81 I’ve lived in or near three of the cities. My earliest memory (age 3) is of visiting St. Louis and riding up in the Arch. One tends not to forget that experience.

Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at November 28, 2025 10:28 PM (sSwOV)

82 I remember a commercial jingle for the Ala Moana Mall in Honolulu from when my dad as stationed there in the 60s.

Back to school
Ding ding dingalong
Ala Moana has everything!

Weird how you remember stuff like that, huh?

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2025 10:29 PM (vFG9F)

83 66 Jefferson had already done a similar document for the Virginia House of Burgesses, and he was a good writer.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

I thought Jefferson was heavily influenced by the Virginia Declaration of Rights that George Mason wrote for the House of Burgesses when writing the Declaration of Independence, though his talent as a writer was acknowledged at the time.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:29 PM (IxQNO)

84 For anyone who cares, the Buenos Aires ComiCon is the 5th, 6th and 7th of December this year.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:30 PM (rbvCR)

85 Ala Moana Center was *the most expensive place* to buy anything, in the 80s.

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

86 Only been to 9 of 'em, and a few of those I didn't see much of outside of the software training sites and Greyhound stations. With luck, I won't be adding to that number any time soon.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 28, 2025 10:31 PM (q3u5l)

87 On a tour, we visited Snagov Monastery where Vlad Tepes is supposedly buried. They say "supposedly" because the Orthodox Monks will not let Vlad's grave be disturbed, or even scanned.

More interesting to me, though, was ol' Vlad learned his impalement techniques from the Ottomans. Little did they know....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 28, 2025 10:31 PM (bufu1)

88 > 19 That "Let Her Eat Steak" is probably enough food that the water wouldn't have had to bother with the wafer-thin after dinner mint to finish off Mr..Creosote.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:02 PM (IxQNO)

The only way that there could be $1,700 worth of food would be if an entire side of beef was involved.

I'm sorry, but paying that much for a restaurant meal is just retarded.

I don't care how nice the restaurant is.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:32 PM (IG3/x)

89 I thought Jefferson was heavily influenced by the Virginia Declaration of Rights that George Mason wrote for the House of Burgesses when writing the Declaration of Independence, though his talent as a writer was acknowledged at the time.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:29 PM (IxQNO)


I may have gotten that backwards, but I think Jefferson had been working the concept for a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:32 PM (rbvCR)

90 Back to school
Ding ding dingalong
Ala Moana has everything!

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So iambic pentameter isn't a Hawaiian thing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2025 10:32 PM (dyewR)

91 For anyone who cares, the Buenos Aires ComiCon is the 5th, 6th and 7th of December this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:30 PM (rbvCR)
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Don't cry for it, Argentina.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)

92 Making pumpkin pies tonight. One for this weekend, one to freeze for Christmas.

I'm such a lazy one... but that bacon cheeburger last night was worth the effort!

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:33 PM (rdVOm)

93 " Ala Moana Center was *the most expensive place* to buy anything, in the 80s.
Posted by: JQ "

I don't remember much more about it than the jingle, and that we did shop there some when we lived on that side of the island in Foster Village. We were gone by the 70s though.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2025 10:33 PM (vFG9F)

94 The only way that there could be $1,700 worth of food would be if an entire side of beef was involved.

---------

$1,725 with tip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2025 10:33 PM (dyewR)

95
I have sullied my footwear in 34 of the 50 cities.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:34 PM (xG4kz)

96 Don't cry for it, Argentina.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)


The GOH list is pretty thin, even for Argentina

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:34 PM (rbvCR)

97 88 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:32 PM (IG3/x)

The only reason I would ever spend thst much money on a dinner would be to piss off Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:34 PM (IxQNO)

98 When the challenge goes wrong.

The thrill of victory; also the agony of victory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 28, 2025 10:35 PM (L/fGl)

99 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

PLEASE, Aggies - win this one 🙏👍🙏👍🙏

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 28, 2025 10:35 PM (SRRAx)

100 Detroit is going to tear down the RenCen. Not sure what the skyline will look like after that.

Those city silhouettes look like pre-Dreadnought capital ships.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:35 PM (ZOv7s)

101 We were gone by the 70s though.
Posted by: fd
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You escaped! Yay!

Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)

102 How did they list all those cities and leave out Kathmandu?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2025 10:36 PM (dyewR)

103
When food was carried in gunny sacks, gunnies were hunted to extinction.
Posted by: Green Behind The Gills


Seen any naugas lately? You know why ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:37 PM (xG4kz)

104 The thrill of victory; also the agony of victory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 28, 2025 10:35 PM (L/fGl)
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No man would agree to that. He would remember the joke about kicking each other in the nuts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:37 PM (ZOv7s)

105 If the objective was to apply a white handprint on the black shirt and a black handprint on the white shirt, they got it backwards and didn't know it.

Posted by: TRex - social media commentator at November 28, 2025 10:28 PM (cCn4/)

Thank you, TRex.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 28, 2025 10:37 PM (nbLIj)

106 How did they list all those cities and leave out Kathmandu?
Posted by: Cicero
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Bob Seger, is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2025 10:38 PM (XeU6L)

107 How many have you been to?


Every single one was because I was paid to be there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2025 10:39 PM (Z5/Ih)

108 Seen any naugas lately? You know why ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:37 PM (xG4kz)
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Naugahyde is still alive and well, though, so they are out there somewhere.

My father has the real deal, a couch with fold-out bed complete with cigarette burn on one of the cushions. When you sit on it, it makes a farting noise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)

109 > When food was carried in gunny sacks, gunnies were hunted to extinction.
Posted by: Green Behind The Gills at November 28, 2025 10:22 PM (oftw2)

Strange. I would have figured that hunting a gunny would out there in "Most Dangerous Game" territory.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:39 PM (IG3/x)

110
Isn't the reindeer's name "Donder"?

"Donder und Blitzen" is thunder and lightning in Krautese.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:40 PM (xG4kz)

111 Good evening morons en bedankt wd

No one has been to St. Paul. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2025 10:40 PM (IC093)

112 Bob Seger, is that you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2025 10:38 PM (XeU6L)
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I'm hearing "Beautiful Loser" more often than I used to. This means something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:40 PM (ZOv7s)

113 There was this one time when I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona...

Posted by: Glenn Frey at November 28, 2025 10:42 PM (XeU6L)

114 110
Isn't the reindeer's name "Donder"?

"Donder und Blitzen" is thunder and lightning in Krautese.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:40 PM (xG4kz)

It is Donner, not Donder.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:43 PM (IxQNO)

115 I'm probably coming in way late with this, but Trump said he's going to invalidate anything that was signed by Biden's autopen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:43 PM (IG3/x)

116
If you were in a state's Air Space on a flight, does that count as being in that State?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2025 10:44 PM (GptnP)

117 There was this one time when I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona...
Posted by: Glenn Frey at November 28, 2025 10:42 PM (XeU6L)


Then an illegal semi driver with a fake CDL ran you over.

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2025 10:44 PM (gKDq2)

118 It is Donner, not Donder.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:43 PM (IxQNO)
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I think in the poem, it's "Donder."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)

119 72 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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So are we. Take us back there.

Posted by: Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys
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https://youtu.be/SwEOZtJm8pU?t=5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 28, 2025 10:45 PM (Zz+7G)

120 Donner is thunder in German.

Posted by: As in D at November 28, 2025 10:45 PM (oftw2)

121 Heard an amusing story about the Declaration of Independence -
Morning AM radio show that has a historian weekly as a guest -

Virtually every phrase in it was a buzz-phrase from recent English history on why they are so fvcking awesome and the freest country on Earth -

IOW, a bigger F-U than most of ever thought

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2025 10:45 PM (Z5/Ih)

122 >
"Donder und Blitzen" is thunder and lightning in Krautese.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:40 PM (xG4kz)

It is Donner, not Donder.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:43 PM (IxQNO)


Google Translate says "Donner" is Kraut, "Donder" is Butterbox.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:46 PM (IG3/x)

123 Then an illegal semi driver with a fake CDL ran you over.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2025 10:44 PM (gKDq2)
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I mean, the State of California issued it, so it's real, but also completely fake.

Schroedinger's CDL.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:47 PM (ZOv7s)

124 115 I'm probably coming in way late with this, but Trump said he's going to invalidate anything that was signed by Biden's autopen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:43 PM (IG3/x)

Trump's coming in late with it too. He could have done this eight months ago.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:47 PM (IxQNO)

125 Google Translate says "Donner" is Kraut, "Donder" is Butterbox.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:46 PM (IG3/x)
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Is "Dondi" the Dutch version?

And what the hell was that comic strip about?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)

126 Trump's coming in late with it too. He could have done this eight months ago.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:47 PM (IxQNO)


Trump's greatest flaw is that he dithers

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:48 PM (rbvCR)

127 You know I'm a dad because the video of the little boy retching made me laugh and laugh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2025 10:48 PM (7nrYO)

128 > I think in the poem, it's "Donder."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)

Wikipedia says C.L. Moore was a life-long New Yorker. The Dutch influence was still strong there back then.

Makes sense that he'd use "Donder".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:49 PM (IG3/x)

129 Trump's coming in late with it too. He could have done this eight months ago.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2025 10:47 PM (IxQNO)
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No, he had to wait for it ripen. The various House hearings where people either 'fessed up or took the 5th. He's much, much better than in his first term. Timing is impeccable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:49 PM (ZOv7s)

130 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 28, 2025 09:55 PM (uDDWT)


First time that's ever been said.


How long do we have to wait for TULSA spelled backwards joke?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 28, 2025 10:50 PM (a4flb)

131 I’m missing Tulsa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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So am I.

Posted by: Leon Russell at November 28, 2025 10:50 PM (XeU6L)

132 Trump's greatest flaw is that he dithers
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
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Compared to such paragons of speed as George W. Bush, who never quite got around to doing jack shit for most of what he campaigned on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:50 PM (ZOv7s)

133
I had always heard that Jefferson was the one to write the Declaration pretty much becaise the committe left the scut work to the nerd. Adams did say Jefferson was a better writer than he was, but he was still the low man on the totem pole and got stuck with chores while the others went out to party. (Okay, Adams didn't exactly party, but he had better things to do than waste his time dipping a quill into an inkwell.)
Posted by: tankdemon


In the miniseries "John Adams", Jefferson comes off as being mostly a disinterested prick with respect to what the others on the committee thought about his grammar and syntax.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:51 PM (xG4kz)

134 How long do we have to wait for TULSA spelled backwards joke?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 28, 2025 10:50 PM (a4flb)
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Wait, is this about me?

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte, seeking relevance at November 28, 2025 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)

135 I'm sorry, but paying that much for a restaurant meal is just retarded.

I don't care how nice the restaurant is.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2025 10:32 PM (IG3/x)

Maybe they'll have a coupon you can use in the local PennySaver paper.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2025 10:52 PM (8QVSJ)

136 FUN FACT: Science tells us that the cheapest dates in American history were the Right-to-Lifers who kept voting in Republican presidents who then appointed pro-choice Justices.

The runner up was the Second Amendment crowd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)

137
Is "Dondi" the Dutch version?

And what the hell was that comic strip about?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Young Marco Rubio was the standard response here a decade or so ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 10:56 PM (xG4kz)

138 Texas 27 - A&M 17. 7 mins left in 4Q.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2025 10:56 PM (bQ4nt)

139 40.
lol on the Christmas towns. I was just up by Donner Pass on our gf yearly vacation. The fact they actually got that far and then some made it over that summit to safety, with basically nothing, is totally mind boggling. I just read a great bio of it by the guy who wrote The Boys in A Boat. It was called The Indifferent Stars Above. Highly recommend. It's not just an extremely well written account from start to finish. He also includes many asides that make their story even more astounding. Things about surviving hypothermia or starvation or logistics of moving a wagon train. These were extremely hearty souls. Fascinating book.

Posted by: keena at November 28, 2025 10:57 PM (xPNeT)

140 I just went yes/no on the cities. Didn’t know I was to count them. Been in quite a few.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2025 10:57 PM (8I4hW)

141 Evenin, All. 17 of the cities for me.

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2025 10:57 PM (77rzZ)

142 The little boy may have been retching, but he also kept holding it. I'd be worried about him.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2025 10:57 PM (8QVSJ)

143 AOP, I had a few of the Trans-Oceanics, even the earliest 7G605. The H500 had an early form of solid state device, a selenium based rectifier.

It’s easy to burn out the filaments in a battery set, the filament voltage is only 1.5 volts, the tubes are actually pretty tough but must avoid pulling and re-installing them. A couple of the tubes are getting harder to find, 1L6 oscillator tube and they used a current regulator on the H500

A lot of guys try to lower the filament voltage and go all through these elaborate contortions to try and save the tube life. They won’t work right, however with lowered string voltage, them Zenith engineers was smart. They are designed for rugged use with substandard line voltages.

I rigged up sixty yes, 60 “AA” batteries for the plate voltage and 6 “D” cells for the filaments. Battery power is nice, get away from all that household RFI in the sticks and they really come alive.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2025 10:58 PM (Snw0w)

144 Nobody at the gym should be wearing a bra and panties as outerwear especially fat chicks. When did clothes become optional? When are dudes going to show up in banana hammocks? It boggles.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2025 10:59 PM (sYdt/)

145 The runner up was the Second Amendment crowd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)


well, the options have always been between the proverbial "roofie and a train" or "have to pay my own dinner and never getting called the next day" or "accused of being unpatriotic for not voting"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2025 10:59 PM (rbvCR)

146 Truth Social 1:37 pm President Donald J Trump:

Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden with the Autopen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United
States. The Radical Left Lunatics circling Biden around the beautiful Resolute Desk in the Oval Office took the Presidency away from him. I am hereby cancelling all Executive Orders, and anything else that was not directly signed by Crooked Joe Biden, because the people who operated the Autopen did so illegally. Joe Biden was not involved in the Autopen process and, if he says he was, he will be brought up on charges of perjury. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2025 10:59 PM (3k5hk)

147 He also includes many asides that make their story even more astounding. Things about surviving hypothermia or starvation or logistics of moving a wagon train. These were extremely hearty souls. Fascinating book.

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What's more impressive is that all of the survivors carried on with their lives without a lifetime of therapy or preening victimhood. They just sucked it up and moved on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2025 11:00 PM (dyewR)

148 Dondi was a comic character an Italian boy orphaned in WW2 and adopted by an American GI serving overseas

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2025 11:00 PM (BYYrn)

149
"Hung like a turkey" is something that one never hears.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 11:00 PM (xG4kz)

150 24 cities, not counting airports

I feel the same way as that kid with the raw turkey. BLEAH. I kept waiting for him to harf into the bird.

When we were newlyweds my husband brought home a whole chicken and asked me to carve it. Like I knew how. He later found chicken parts that were pretty strange and wth, like a wing/breast. He never asked me to do that again.

If I can help it I won't even touch raw poultry. He does and I will cook it, but I'm not filled with joy. I will pick it up with either a fork or tongs or something not touching my fingers. Then almost a 3min scrub.

The ONLY time I almost harfed while pregnant was with #1 son. I threw some nasty chicken skin towards the garbage and instead hit a cabinet and our dog ate it. I had to go outside and take deep breaths.

I have some peculiar traits, but being a supermodel he does not mind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 28, 2025 11:00 PM (WONhk)

151 The sound of someone harfing will make me harf.

Nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2025 11:03 PM (158Wx)

152 Most of those cities listed, I just drove through or was at the airport. A few of them, I was visiting in the burbs but never actually saw the city (Boston for instance). So, I visited about a half dozen of those cities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2025 11:03 PM (v9vY1)

153 Ever see the bar tab for the founding fathers? Maybe Jefferson was the only one sober enough to be trusted to write it. Otherwise it might have been covered with doodles of boobs and the 1776 version of "for a good time, call..."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2025 11:04 PM (8QVSJ)

154 Aggies are going to lose. Been a while since they've beaten the Longhorns. 15 years or so? Won't be tonight either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2025 11:04 PM (v9vY1)

155 “Hung like a jive turkey,” however…

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2025 11:05 PM (77rzZ)

156 39/50 cities
At least 10 of them involuntarily

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2025 11:05 PM (IC093)

157
Neither the sound nor the act of harfing troubles me, so the missus will sing out for me to come clean up after the dog when that occurs indoors.

Her side of the bargain is that she deals with elimination products from doggo's other end whenever such an accident occurs indoors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 28, 2025 11:06 PM (xG4kz)

158 I just bought a paper bag at Ralphs earlier today. 10 cents. Very sturdy. Comes with handles.

Posted by: no one at November 28, 2025 11:07 PM (GLn15)

159 Ever see the bar tab for the founding fathers? Maybe Jefferson was the only one sober enough to be trusted to write it. Otherwise it might have been covered with doodles of boobs and the 1776 version of "for a good time, call..."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2025 11:04 PM (8QVSJ)
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The quality of whiskey was determined by its alcohol content.

You wanted the stuff that could keep powder dry.

That speaks volumes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

160 I just bought a paper bag at Ralphs earlier today. 10 cents. Very sturdy. Comes with handles.
Posted by: no one at November 28, 2025 11:07 PM (GLn15)
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For you or for her? I don't judge.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 28, 2025 11:08 PM (ZOv7s)

161 The sound of someone harfing will make me harf.

Nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched


F'n convicts would do that to us. At the prison hospital, when a nurse would have to go into their room, we would have to go in also. Every now and then, one would be ill and throwing up. 🤮

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2025 11:08 PM (3k5hk)

162 Shit.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 28, 2025 11:09 PM (SRRAx)

163 150 Christy, few things trigger my OCD more than raw poultry. No way I’m touching that if I can avoid it. My wife can deal with it. And she does so very well.

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2025 11:09 PM (77rzZ)

164 151 The sound of someone harfing will make me harf.

Nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2025 11:03 PM (158Wx)

Males are such loud harfers. I have only harfed a few times in my entire life. A couple of stomach viruses in childhood; a norovirus type in college before the bicentennial that I gave to my brothers for our July 4th celebration in Panama City. And once after Indian food. Never to I make the noise men do.

I had Salmonella and never harfed. Passed out cold from mild diarrhea, and so the doc thought I would be fine without an antibiotic. I was not and the only time I felt better from an antibiotic in 8hrs. Cipro was scarce due to the anthrax scare in Florida...our ED had a sign that said, with symptoms, "You probably don't have anthrax but we will see you."

One son had senior night that week (marching band) and escorted me onto the football field. I look like death and by then I had a day of Cipro.

As a RN it is suctioning that grosses me out. This is due to a girl in junior high having an explosion in the cafeteria. One would assume a sinus infection. We all screamed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 28, 2025 11:10 PM (WONhk)

165 I came home tired from work one day. The dog (a Great Dane) had had a pooping accident by the front door. Hubby had tried to clean it up before I got home, but harfed in the attempt. What a mess that was

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 11:10 PM (ys6FW)

166 153 Ever see the bar tab for the founding fathers? Maybe Jefferson was the only one sober enough to be trusted to write it. Otherwise it might have been covered with doodles of boobs and the 1776 version of "for a good time, call..."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Who would write for the late night Morons?

Posted by: scampydog at November 28, 2025 11:13 PM (41CYW)

167 I am watching our 3mo old baby granddaughter sleep while her siblings are at a Christmas play with parents. I hope she makes it til they return for her next bottle, altho she's a sweetie. DIL thought it would not last over 1.5hrs. Nope! 2.5hrs.

Baby girl conked out at 6pm right after that bottle. I wish I slept as well as she does.

I feel sure she will wake up raising heck for a bottle right this second.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 28, 2025 11:13 PM (WONhk)

168 Ren Center in Detroit is getting a revitalization, not being torn down.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 28, 2025 11:14 PM (+4S8X)

169 165 I came home tired from work one day. The dog (a Great Dane) had had a pooping accident by the front door. Hubby had tried to clean it up before I got home, but harfed in the attempt. What a mess that was
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 28, 2025 11:10 PM (ys6FW)

LOL

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 28, 2025 11:14 PM (WONhk)

170 Fvc@ing idiots started memes we were cutting down the Redwoods to make toothpicks and grocery bags, so they switched to those execrable plastic sacks. “Due to the plastic bag ban in your area” now you gotta pay extra for … plastic sacks.

It used to be, the price of the things you bought, paid for the damn bag to put them in. Everything is fake, and gay now. Sad

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2025 11:15 PM (Snw0w)

171 When Mrs. F. was pregnant and we didn't even know, she was emetic while we were trapped in a people-mover at LAX with about 40 other horrified passengers. Oh, what fun we had!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2025 11:16 PM (IC093)

172 So now it’s a vomit thread?

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

173 I got 19 cities.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (3uBP9)

174 Well, shoot.

It was a good run, Aggies. Love you 👍♥️👍♥️👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (SRRAx)

175 172 So now it’s a vomit thread?

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Vomit and banana hammocks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (dyewR)

176 #3 A&M played a team with a winning record tonight and lost. Man, so much depends on schedule.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (jc0TO)

177
I rigged up sixty yes, 60 “AA” batteries for the plate voltage and 6 “D” cells for the filaments. Battery power is nice, get away from all that household RFI in the sticks and they really come alive.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2025 10:58 PM (Snw0w)

Hah! I was trying to figure out a way to power one with 18650 lithium cells. Problem is, filaments take 9 volts, and two cells in series is not enough, and three is too many. Maybe the best answer? Build a switching power supply fed by a 20 volt cordless tool battery, with one output 9 volts DC, and the other 90. Build the switcher into a metal box, and shield all the leads in and out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (npFr7)

178 I never understood why they got rid of paper bags. Trees are a crop, like wheat or sugarcane. We can always make more. That's what we get for listening to experts.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2025 11:17 PM (vFG9F)

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