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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Benvenuto Tisi (Garofalo)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2025 09:32 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2025 09:32 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:32 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Yogi, Boo-Boo at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:32 AM (R1nej)
They ain't HIS women.
He's just a voyeur.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elderly Git at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (KrNsD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Some Indian moron at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 03, 2025 09:33 AM (Kt19C)
He jus' wakin' up dat nip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
-cupid
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: cmeat at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (FPWw8)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:32 AM (R1nej)
They ain't HIS women.
He's just a voyeur.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Twenty five cents per five minutes. Down comes the screen.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: Subotai, sneaking in Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Art Afficianado at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (WK9rO)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal
That's not why it needs a clean up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:36 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:36 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (puy5o)
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (bfwj/)
Posted by: Oh noes !
It was closing time at the bar!
Posted by: Horny dude #1 at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (WK9rO)
*twinches head like a confused dog*
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Art Afficianado
The $200 billion/year global porn industry begs to differ.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:38 AM (R1nej)
Love the background symbolism.
Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM (FPWw8)
Posted by: No Place Like Home at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM (OUMaO)
Is it still just second if they're already nekkid?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM
In an era where clothes were just bed sheets?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: George Costanza at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (WK9rO)
*twinches head like a confused dog*
Posted by: Doof
These are early 16th century women, not 21st century "women", so pretty sure they are XX chromosome.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 09:40 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2025 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 03, 2025 09:41 AM (FPWw8)
Posted by: r hennigantx
Is it still just second if they're already nekkid?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 03, 2025 09:39 AM (FPWw
Moron Horde asking the important questions!
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 09:41 AM (puy5o)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 03, 2025 09:41 AM (WK9rO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: windbag at December 03, 2025 09:43 AM (Lnmo5)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:37 AM (pDt9x)
Move every zig.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Great justice is overrated.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 03, 2025 09:43 AM (OUMaO)
Full title
Two Couples with Cupid
Artist
Garofalo
Artist dates
About 1481 - 1559
Date made
About 1535-45
Medium and support
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
127 × 177.8 cm
Acquisition credit
Bought, 1860
Trafalgar Square, London
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Piper
Ahem. What about the walkies? I can't hold it, forever, ya know.
-- Piper's dog
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
Tuberculosis causes loss of pubic and body hair, hence the merkin....
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (KrNsD)
Posted by: Piper
Raises hand
Posted by: Tuna
Me too. So glad we have moved on from Pumpkin Spice.
Posted by: Caffeinated Carlo at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2)
But, different strokes and all that. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 09:45 AM (ufSfZ)
Needs a train going into a tunnel...
Posted by: man
Uh, we did that, but it's not QUITE as you imagine...
https://shorturl.at/ZNtbU
Posted by: Drawn Together at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (R1nej)
But, different strokes and all that. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 09:45 AM (ufSfZ)
Yeah, not very titillating.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
Sisters give blisters
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:42 AM (HcoTw)
As long as they don't drag their teeth, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
But, different strokes and all that
Whatchu talkin bout Willis?
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GbwPZ)
Posted by: Piper
Raises hand
Posted by: Tuna
Me too. So glad we have moved on from Pumpkin Spice.
Posted by: Caffeinated Carlo
The Starbucks boycott is spreading to right-wing hate sites! Rise up! It's the people vs profit!
Posted by: Retarded Leftist at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:46 AM (HcoTw)
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What are next?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (pDt9x)
*grabs goat*
*hurries to the bathroom*
Posted by: Mohammed Al-Mohammed at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 09:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal
They're not zaftig, just plump. "Zaftig" to me means bigger boobs than what these chicks have.
Never got that. "Let's make everything plus-sized but the boobs." WTF?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)
What are next?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GBKbO)
All your base are belong to us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Agree but I do like El Greco but he’s between Renaissance and Baroque.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 09:48 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
As long as they aren't conjoined when they're simultaneously banging their respective boyfriends, it isn't gay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 09:48 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (pDt9x)
Women have been depliating since Egyptian times. But you inspired a thought - I was reading a bio of the Everleigh sisters, who owned the most luxurious brothel in Chicago at the turn of the century. Their women were plucked for aesthetic reasons, as the Everleighs knew that they could offer what their customers couldn't get at home - "a clean woman."
Is the lack of pubic hair here a subtle suggestion that the ladies here are sisters of the night?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (ufSfZ)
I don't know what the lizard on the tree trunk is supposed to mean.
I would equate this to the Mona Lisa in style and effect. No doubt more knowledgeable people (almost everyone) would disagree.
Posted by: JTB at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (r+pQK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (A0sqA)
Can you take it back to where it came from?
Please??
Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (iAcMN)
Posted by: Bulg
My priorities are VERY different from yours.
Posted by: Nature at December 03, 2025 09:50 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Off to a baaa-ed start -- quick, find some randy couples!
Not so bleat anymore, is it?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2025 09:50 AM (GbwPZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 09:50 AM (r+pQK)
-- Piper's dog
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025
My kid just took him. She is angling for a new phone so is being super helpful right now. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:50 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg
Flat so's
Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Wmg4n)
Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting you use something like oat or almond or soy "milk"
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Can you take it back to where it came from?
Please??
Posted by: Z
I have kids in my house all the time too, Jack, and would love to have a painting like this to get them all warmed up and curious...
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2025 09:52 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:52 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
"I don't get it"
- TJM, probably
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
"I don't get it"
- TJM, probably
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Ltmlv)
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What's this say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Wmg4n)
Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting you use something like oat or almond or soy "milk"
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Ltmlv)
Quite the limb, Doof, as someone who knows me pretty well. It’s almond.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: JTB at December 03, 2025 09:49 AM (yTvNw)
This is more Michelangelo who outlined his figures and objects whereas DaVinci had a blending technique.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: No Name Today at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (8mulE)
-- Piper's dog
"Just a few more tummy rubs by the fire, then it's off to the park!"
-- Lizzy's dog, who does not care that there's 3" of snow and counting
Have a great day, all!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (GbwPZ)
"I don't get it"
- TJM, probably
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Ltmlv)
Here and I thought the feud was over......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
"I don't get it"
- TJM, probably
Posted by: Doof
AMY SCHUMER IS A COMEDIAN KNOWN FOR STEALING JOKES.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (sb+Bg)
Quite the limb, Doof, as someone who knows me pretty well. It’s almond.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Wmg4n)
That's not milk......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
- TJM, probably
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Ltmlv)
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What's this say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
Something about like and subscribe
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (Ltmlv)
Quite the limb, Doof, as someone who knows me pretty well. It’s almond.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (Wmg4n)
That's not milk......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
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It's a space station...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (Ltmlv)
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You'd fucking better...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)
What's this say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
Fightin' words!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Some Indian moron at December 03, 2025 09:34 AM (sKqQm)
DO NOT REDEEM!
Posted by: Some other Indian moron at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: JTB at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (Ltmlv)
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You'd fucking better...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)
Watch. Like. Subscribe. You get 1. Which matters to you most?
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (Ltmlv)
What's this say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
Fightin' words!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
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*swings wildly but manfully, with a single tear down cheek at the futility of war*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (2ocoG)
Trump Predicts a World Without Income Taxes for Americans: “Get Rid of It”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (Ltmlv)
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The subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (A0sqA)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 03, 2025 09:58 AM (6qf1m)
Actually, a tanning bed will help.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Shut up. Go dow. To the holo deck and turn off the safeties with the Klingon chick while your mother and I do some work.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 09:59 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (A0sqA)
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Shut up, Wesley. Some of us don't tan. We just burn, and fade back to white.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 09:59 AM (r+pQK)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at December 03, 2025 09:59 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Zumkopf at December 03, 2025 10:00 AM (FubyT)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)
This is what's known in the industry as a "YP."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:00 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Jordan61
You a ginger, by any chance?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
I mean, he looks like a talking dick so they could put a giant condom over his head.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:01 AM (2ocoG)
American Heritage® Dictionary
adjective
Having a full, shapely figure. Used of a woman.
Merriam-Webster or less commonly zoftig
of a woman
: having a full rounded figure : pleasingly plump
Cambridge Dictionary
(of a woman) having large breasts and hips and not thin, but in a way that is attractive :
Marilyn Monroe was sometimes called full-figured or zaftig.
Zaftig Has Yiddish Origins
Zaftig has been in use in English—mainly in the United States—since the 1920s; a couple of the earliest known uses are found in Variety magazine, in reviews of burlesque dancers. The word comes from the Yiddish zaftik, meaning "juicy" or "succulent," which in turn comes from zaft, meaning "juice" or "sap."
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Bulg
Look up Susan Dell. Wife of Michael Dell. Of Dell computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (nFDf9)
Posted by: Sponge
Do I even wanna know what that stands for?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
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Nope. Brown hair, blue eyes. And horrible pale skin.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (r+pQK)
I mean, he looks like a talking dick so they could put a giant condom over his head.
Posted by: Ian S.
The individual Cone of Silence.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (nFDf9)
But for women of the era, an earthy color denotes servile status, and those at the top of the social scale were supposed to be indoors constantly, doing nothing but lounging around and waiting for Men to pay attention to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (uWKK8)
Shut up, Wesley. Some of us don't tan. We just burn, and fade back to white.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 09:59 AM (r+pQK)
Ah, the old George Carlin.........
"3 minutes the first day, 5 minutes the second day, 7 minutes the third.....then fall asleep drunk at the beach 7 hours and burn and peel for a week and a half."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/ztCv3u
Posted by: Sponge
That zipper is crying for mercy
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM
I want to know what insane alloy it's made of.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (R1nej)
BEN ROETHLISBERGER is getting lazy with his schtick.
Where's the "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE" part?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (YwEeS)
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY
Aftyn Behn (D) lost tonight's special election in TN, but make no mistake: She’s the median Democrat, a lunatic radical progressive.
I wouldn't be surprised if Dems continue to run the most Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs candidates they can find.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (L/fGl)
Do I even wanna know what that stands for?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)
Your problem.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
My favorite joke conspiracy theory is that Hollywood always race swaps redheads because they're dyslexic and swap the first G with the N in "ginger".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:04 AM (2ocoG)
Nope. Brown hair, blue eyes. And horrible pale skin.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (r+pQK)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 09:56 AM (Ltmlv)
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The subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)
Only if you grace me with your presence on one of my ONTs some day
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Lan"
Get Down
Get Funky
Tisi likes 'em chunky!
Posted by: Robot Cheerleader at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (vFG9F)
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY
Aftyn Behn (D) lost tonight's special election in TN, but make no mistake: She’s the median Democrat, a lunatic radical progressive.
I wouldn't be surprised if Dems continue to run the most Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs candidates they can find.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (L/fGl)
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AWFLs are probably their most loyal voting block, perhaps behind black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (Ltmlv)
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When's the next? What's your schedule?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)
AWFLs are probably their most loyal voting block, perhaps behind black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)
Women voting for the liberalest of liberal shittards tells me one thing.
Bernie Sanders was right about women.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
Just trying to drum up business for my advertisers
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
As you know, that was an ancient trope. Greeks, Etruscans, etc. all of the Mediterranean peoples used that depiction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (mlg/3)
Nudge, Nudge - a limerick
It may just be a slight coinky-dinky
But Cupid's hair and the scene are both kinky
And if it's all the same
Cupid ought to change his name
He looks more like a Wee Willie Winky
IYKWIM, amiright?
Posted by: muldoon at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (pDt9x)
Yes because lice.
Posted by: No hair no bugs at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bulg
Look up Susan Dell. Wife of Michael Dell. Of Dell computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (nFDf9)
Her eyebrows are sentient, without a doubt.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:06
Why would he? He has the most popular segment of all - ‘Ette Couture!
I almost had a straight face there.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (r+pQK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
You boys had your HPV shots!?!??! If not, you might want to think twice about that "get down" part...
Posted by: Michael Douglas at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (R1nej)
The stupid fark doesn't realize that they want him to keep talking...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
Just trying to drum up business for my advertisers
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (Ltmlv)
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But I'm not in the market for Patriotic Eagle Pickleball paddles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
https://is.gd/ztCv3u
Posted by: Sponge
That zipper is crying for mercy
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 09:55 AM
I want to know what insane alloy it's made of.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Nobody noticed the near lack of eyebrows?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (Dv3i1)
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY
Aftyn Behn (D) lost tonight's special election in TN, but make no mistake: She’s the median Democrat, a lunatic radical progressive.
I wouldn't be surprised if Dems continue to run the most Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs candidates they can find.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (L/fGl)
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AWFLs are probably their most loyal voting block, perhaps behind black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)
We should just go with the moniker-
DEMOCRATS
The Party of Unmarriageable Women
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (KDPiq)
He doesn't have to. He's very confident in the fact that nothing will happen to him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (vFG9F)
DEMOCRATS
The Party of Unmarriageable Women
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (iJfKG)
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There's a solid chance that Hispanic men are now just majority Republican, and it has a lot to do with two things:
Them voting Republican for a few cycles in a row (voting pattern just sets in) and...Democrat women being terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)
You boys had your HPV shots!?!??! If not, you might want to think twice about that "get down" part...
Posted by: Michael Douglas at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (R1nej)
You can take that shot and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Shriveled Penis Head (D-AZ) stuck his head in a meat grinder as an Deep State op and is now the focus of ridicule for his and his colleagues' idiotic public plea inciting sedition in the ranks of the Armed Forces.
This is exactly the sort of tale told by idiots promoted by someone like our Deep State IC community and is an example of their malicious incompetence at even handling a fake and gay info op.
Apparently the speech was to lay groundwork for the fake WaPo story about how the US was killing poor surviving narco terrorists on purpose which would cause international unrest and allow Dems to put Hegseth and Trump on the defensive.
I suspect much rubbing of hands by people like Collins, Murcow, McConnell, or Mike Turner in the House exhibiting the glee of Uniparty type GOP members who were probably just waiting to try to force Hegseth out of office and damage Trump.
News flash, it failed assholes and Kelly's colleagues in that video are quietly backing away while Kelly takes the incoming fire. NYT, of all papers, put the nails in the coffin of the op.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (WDjG6)
Yep. "Muh Abortions" > all others
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (XuXeR)
The Party of Unmarriageable Women
We need some "Islam is right about Democrats" signs. That would *really* wee-wee them up, as a famous gay Democrat who sucks at sports would say.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (2ocoG)
Nobody noticed the near lack of eyebrows?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 03, 2025 10:09 AM (Dv3i1)
There are multiple distractions preventing the viewing of such heights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 09:35 AM (pDt9x)
Yes because lice.
Posted by: No hair no bugs
Razor. Lighter. Ice pick.
Shave half. Light hair on fire. Stab the bastards when they run out.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (nFDf9)
Ellen Degeneres Returns to Trump’s USA to Avoid Freezing Cold U.K. Winter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
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Trump's Gay Camps > the UK.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: MOTHA! at December 03, 2025 10:12 AM (TbWk/)
Ellen Degeneres Returns to Trump’s USA to Avoid Freezing Cold U.K. Winter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
Hypocrite c*ntbag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: She Hobbit
********
Inside the park home run.
Posted by: muldoon at December 03, 2025 10:12 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Bulg
Look up Susan Dell. Wife of Michael Dell. Of Dell computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (nFDf9)
Her eyebrows are sentient, without a doubt.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM
*consults Google machine*
Yikes!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (bFu5X)
Ellen Degeneres Returns to Trump’s USA to Avoid Freezing Cold U.K. Winter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
She could have gone to Australia.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (Kt19C)
Bernie Sanders was right about women.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Oh boy. Cue the "BUT BUT BUT I DON'T VOTE LIKE THAT" brigade.
Posted by: Solipsism ain't just for breakfast anymore at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (TbWk/)
I suspect much rubbing of hands by people like Collins, Murcow, McConnell, or Mike Turner in the House exhibiting the glee of Uniparty type GOP members who were probably just waiting to try to force Hegseth out of office and damage Trump.
Mike Benz and others have suggested that the way the op was supposed to go was:
1) Suggest military should ignore illegal orders
2) Killing "shipwrecked" narco-terrorists is illegal
3) Hegseth out, this allows Deep State operatives like SecArmy Driscoll to lead a military coup
4) Kamala?/Obama?/Newsom? installed as dictator for life
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: fd at December 03, 2025 10:14 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
Hypocrite c*ntbag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:12 AM
How can this be? Gorebull warming promised me an end to British snow and cold winters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:14 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:14 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Sponge
Not so sure about that. Being held up as a product of ridicule as a malicious and stupid penis head is probably going to crimp his future career as a pol. The drip drip drip of investigations has also uncovered his tango with the Chicoms making spy balloons which mail in ballots somehow failed to understand when being cast by ballot harvesters in AZ. Would not be surprised, that Kelly, like Gallegos, are both in the pockets of the Mexican drug cartels as well.
The truth is, if you are going to put yourself out in the public glare, you best be as pure as Caesar's wife because all the corruption that Congress critters routinely engage in, gets highlighted in an era where almost no one really likes their politicians anymore. Including Dems--especially old pale and stale white males.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:14 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:02 AM (nFDf9)
She is unfortunate looking to say the least.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:15 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2025 10:15 AM (qwype)
News flash, it failed assholes and Kelly's colleagues in that video are quietly backing away while Kelly takes the incoming fire. NYT, of all papers, put the nails in the coffin of the op.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:10 AM (WDjG6)
Agreed - I think this "scandal" burns out pretty quickly, since Kelly pushed the dial all the way to 11 right out of the box, and now there's no where left to go with it.
It's continuously amazing about how the two groups over any other that the Democrats will go all-in on defending are illegal aliens and cartel drug smugglers. Shows us where the money is coming from.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2025 10:15 AM (uWKK8)
4) Kamala?/Obama?/Newsom? installed as dictator for life
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2ocoG)
Pretty sure you have to go through Vance and Mike Johnson first....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:16 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2025 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
1) Suggest military should ignore illegal orders
2) Killing "shipwrecked" narco-terrorists is illegal
3) Hegseth out, this allows Deep State operatives like SecArmy Driscoll to lead a military coup
4) Kamala?/Obama?/Newsom? installed as dictator for life
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2ocoG)
It'd be interesting to see what'd happen. I don't doubt that a goodly percentage of the brass would go along but I suspect that a fair amount of the grunts would be less sanguine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)
couple things ..
first off it was a good win. the Ds put a LOT into that special, it was a massive focus for them (their sole focus, really).
second the R guy was kinda bland, but that's ok
third, Blackburn won her race there by 1 point. so he won by 9ish, estimates were 10, he did well.
fourth, recent R-directed redistricting to increase R reps in TN watered down the "Trump Plus Eleventy!" aspect of the district.
overall, we should be happy about this and good for TN. it does show the downside of redistricting, you can dilute your strongholds a bit. some say CA might fall into this trap, who knows.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (emBoF)
It's continuously amazing about how the two groups over any other that the Democrats will go all-in on defending are illegal aliens and cartel drug smugglers. Shows us where the money is coming from.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2025 10:15 AM (uWKK
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After the Signal controversy, it should be obvious to everyone that the administration isn't going to allow any outside attacks to land on the highest levels. Yeah, they got a mid-level scalp (whose assistant was probably responsible), but Warren wasn't out calling for Hegseth's resignation to get a guy below him.
I expect some of the lowest levels of turnover in cabinet level positions from this administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Pickleball paddles that come with a bottle of bourbon and a Rush CD.
Seriously though - I do Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. And co-host the Saturday night "Club ONT" with T Rex and scampydog. Stop by some time!
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (Ltmlv)
It may just be a slight coinky-dinky
But Cupid's hair and the scene are both kinky
And if it's all the same
Cupid ought to change his name
He looks more like a Wee Willie Winky
IYKWIM, amiright?
Posted by: muldoon
Smart ass sports writer's description of Cam Newton.
"By 'regular appearance,' we mean he was dressed in his usual flamboyant outfit. Newton always looks like a rival chocolatier to Willy Wonka."
https://is.gd/arh0xP0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)
Either sex is not well represented by neurotics in the public sphere. See Also: Mark Kelly. We need well adjusted people running things, but normal, decent peaceable people have been run off long ago, they have been made to feel unwelcome, shall we say.
No sane person wants to subject himself nor his family to a wall of abuse, character assassination, or endless litigation, or worse.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 03, 2025 10:18 AM (tE2Wy)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:19 AM (kz78D)
Why do some women get so addicted to plastic surgery that they actually make themselves hideous? Don't they ever look in the mirror and say, "OK, I'm done"?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:14 AM (VE6XX)
The Republican won by the anticipated amount. Everyone who was gonna vote for a Dem voted for her but there were more against. All the polling, the stories, the op-eds, the screeching... all of that was designed to make voters believe that she was gonna win so they wouldn't vote. It's emotional manipulation - which is about 99% of modern politics.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:19 AM (ExV1e)
*looks at parts of extended family *
Go on...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (XuXeR)
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it's like Kathy Griffin got a makeover, kind of, that didn't take.
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (PWuzG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (emBoF)
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CA is already gerrymandered heavily; they had to count votes for weeks to turn some districts blue. They may shoot themselves in the foot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (KDPiq)
with the Left it is all talk atm
not that talk can't hurt, it can
meanwhile there was an excellent long X post on this yesterday... upshot is, the Coast Guard and Navy are working together, the news stories are WAY off, and it's all part of a coordinated and so far successful approach to uncovering cartel networks.
shining a light on this - no the white hat military won't leak, they are on to big stuff, so good that they aren't clarifying - but overall shining a light on this only helps the good guys. normies aren't pro drug dealers and cartel killers.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:17 AM (emBoF)
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CA is already gerrymandered heavily; they had to count votes for weeks to turn some districts blue. They may shoot themselves in the foot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (0cOaq)
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I think CA is one of the states that the DOJ just sued to get their voter rolls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
Just trying to drum up business for my advertisers
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:07 AM (Ltmlv)
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But I'm not in the market for Patriotic Eagle Pickleball paddles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
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This kind of talk makes me glad I'm just a weekend COB. I don't think I could handle the pressure of being an ONT COB.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (IBQGV)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Media bullshit including those Conservative TM sources on the right. Cook had the district at +10 GOP, Van Epps won by 9. Even turnout was about identical to 2022 when the incumbent Green ran in newish district winning by an outmatched black female in money and general dislike of the Biden WH while the GOP rode a mini Red wave into control of the House.
The massive spending resulted in Dems banking early votes and the typical GOP dawdling to wait for election day voting trend that has become evident. Trump's team, in his overperformance, made a massive switch to embracing early voting in 2024 instead of the wait for election day.
In part, that is because the GOP can no longer rely on busy folks with jobs waiting to vote and being stiffed in places where suddenly ballots run out or the machines jam like in AZ 2022 or in PA for the state Supreme Court retention races.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (WDjG6)
You can thank Republican led gerrymandering that leads to "cracking" of neighborhoods based on their political leaning (and skin color). Independent Redistricting Commissions are the way forward to give the people an equal voice in the elections...
Meanwhile, from the DNC…crickets in terms of support. I am still baffled by why they are not running media ads hammering every lie Trump is telling.
her campaign was mid when it came to attacking Trump. Instead, the campaign focused on affordability, and then late in the game, the Epstein files, when voters wanted someone to FIGHT Trump.
Seriously, she would have won if she wasn't such a weirdo. Dems need to nominate someone who, at the bare minimum, doesn't go out trashing the community she wants to represent.
Trump and the big money did not win this! Peoples meanness did. corruption, pedophilia, killing people in boats, teargassing one year-old s kidnapping people is what MAGA wants.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (R1nej)
Ha! Thank you.
Posted by: Lady Who's a Little Slow on the Uptake at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (JCLJi)
4) Kamala?/Obama?/Newsom? installed as dictator for life
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2ocoG)
Pretty sure you have to go through Vance and Mike Johnson first....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:16 AM (VE6XX)
A military coup wouldn't follow the chain of command, if that's what you're suggesting.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (2ocoG)
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TN redistricted between 2024 and 2025?
Trump won by eleventy (22 to be exact) in the district last year.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Time Marches On at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (oftw2)
New York Pastor Announces Gender Transition During Sunday Service
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (IBQGV)
But we don't require pants.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: mishdog at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (ToQ7r)
Deep State? When did this happen?
Driscoll has been spotted spending a lot of personal time with the Bearclaw Brothers since Trump took office. That tends to reflect poorly on one's character.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And Scotus is pondering a case that may ban votes received after Election Day. Don't think it has come up in oral arguments yet but the given the plain language of the Constitution, I think states allowing mail in ballots after Election Day may be struck down.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
What denomination?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (R1nej)
Good Lord... Do they really believe this s**t ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (XuXeR)
accurate, this is a big flaw.
not sending in early ballots just gives the Left the option of election-day mayhem. which they are really and truly good at.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
But does it have Vitamin D?
Posted by: Lady Whose Sky is Now Gray 'Til April at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Wmg4n)
Eggnog latte this morning for me. If anyone has a problem with it they can see me in the parking lot.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (NYcdS)
Trump and the big money did not win this! Peoples meanness did. corruption, pedophilia, killing people in boats, teargassing one year-old s kidnapping people is what MAGA wants.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (R1nej)
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These people should flee from all the meanness.
I hear Somalia is beautiful. Nevermind that al Qaeda will slaughter you if you build a mine to tap into the world's second largest gold reserves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
Good grief, if we were kidnapping, this one would be first.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black
I never considered she could look worse...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 03, 2025 10:24 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Time Marches On at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (oftw2)
Thanks!
Zappa month was fun, but that's Mis Hum's thing. I couldn't do it justice.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:25 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2025 10:25 AM (sDNVV)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (WDjG6)
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I think the central issue of that suit is what does "cast" mean?
Is putting my ballot in the mailbox casting it? Or is it being counted?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
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She lost because she wasn't crazy enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:21 AM (R1nej)
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How did this one make it past the censors?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (IBQGV)
Posted by: It's me donna
Actually, the list of grievances was longer, but I edited it due to character and coherence limits.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (R1nej)
And, for most people, that should happen prior to the first procedure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna
Actually, the list of grievances was longer, but I edited it due to character and coherence limits.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (R1nej)
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Any insight from DU on the issue du jour?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
Trump won by eleventy (22 to be exact) in the district last year.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Trump overperforms on ballots plus he is in a general election. Van Epps ran within one point of the overall partisan makeup of the district, the so called normal vote, Cooks Political Report, no fan of the GOP, has the district as GOP +10. Cooks has been doing this for years. Van Epps got the generic GOP vote in a district where he was probably outspent and had much less fawning free media coverage than his idiotic opponent.
Behn mouthing about a rematch in 2026 is probably her wanting more grifting opportunities like Abortion Barbie did in TX and whose path Crockett seems to be wanting to emulate.
The left has its grifters too which we forget.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (WDjG6)
Speaking of Nog, a couple of the Buffalo Trace co-brands are pretty good. Not to home made levels, but good, solid drinks.
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:27 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025
Oh my gosh. 1. What they did was incredible 2. Not everyone can be shockingly gorgeous, in fact most of us are meh at best, and 3. She just had her eyes done and they haven’t settled quite yet.
Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2025 10:27 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2025 10:27 AM (npFr7)
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2025 10:28 AM (upeQk)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (Ltmlv)
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Maybe you should--just to see if it improves the quality of the comments!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2025 10:28 AM (IBQGV)
Behn mouthing about a rematch in 2026 is probably her wanting more grifting opportunities like Abortion Barbie did in TX and whose path Crockett seems to be wanting to emulate.
The left has its grifters too which we forget.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:26 AM (WDjG6)
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OH-6 from 2024 is an important case study.
2022 - R won by 35.
2024 special - R won by 9.
Doom! The 2024 general is doomed! That's a 26 point swing towards Democrats! There's no way Trump can win!
2024 - R won by 33.
Special elections are not predictive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: mishdog at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (ToQ7r)
David Benoit is the only pianist/performer I can think of who always does a very good job with Vince Guaraldi compositions. Nobody else seems to quite "get it".
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2025 10:28 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
What denomination?
Posted by: Bulg
Oli London
@OliLondonTV
United Methodist Church pastor who announced he was transitioning to become a ‘woman’ during a sermon shows off his new ‘feminine’ look.
Rev. Phillip Phaneuf, of North Chili United Methodist Church in Rochester has revealed he is now going by the name Phillippa and using she/her pronouns.
https://is.gd/ylF4Og
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (L/fGl)
Is putting my ballot in the mailbox casting it? Or is it being counted?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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California, in particular, accepts mail in ballots postmarked or with no post mark received after Election Day. PA Sup. Ct. has done similar crap eviscerating laws designed to prevent fraud and did so in 2020 despite Alito's demand on holding off counting such ballots. And I also have seen locally where blue precincts ignore all the requirements for ballot processing including postmarks, spoilage, and so on.
I would not be surprised to see Alito writing the decision banning the practice.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (VE6XX)
Yup. And they know they're right, too.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (Ltmlv)
Benvenuto Tisi (Garofalo)
Painted about 1535-45, probably a Court commission
"When the National Gallery purchased the picture as part of a larger collection in 1860, the director was concerned about the reception of such an erotic painting in a public collection. He sent it to the National Gallery of Scotland, presumably thinking there was a smaller public in Edinburgh and less likelihood of moral outrage reaching the national press. It remained in Edinburgh until 1932."
Nice landscape at the rear but I otherwise he dragged out the painting of today's art selection for way too many years. (The lizard is a cute, colorful touch like a mini reminder of Adam, Eve and the Garden of Eden.)
No hanging. Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (NFX2v)
Sigh
Posted by: man
Lol. Instead of talking about political news, we should talk about something novel, like bewbs lol
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: mishdog at December 03, 2025 10:22 AM (ToQ7r)
Was that Franklin's last name? Was it established in the strip or in the movie?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2025 10:31 AM (y3bZw)
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The fact this is up to scotus to decide is insane. Is there any other western country where this shit is allowed? Canada, France, UK, Germany, you name it we know election results within a couple of hours after polls closed.
Only here do we have to wait weeks to find out winners. It’s madness.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:31 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:27 AM (XuXeR)
Which ones have you tried? And are there any that have real sugar and not that high fructose corn syrup abomination?
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:31 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:23 AM (2ocoG)
Can Trump fire him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2025 10:32 AM (npFr7)
Barack Obama, with a Straight Face, Says Mainstream News Does a Good Job of Presenting Facts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:32 AM (L/fGl)
And when all the blue states ignore that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (ExV1e)
Zaftig.....
https://is.gd/ztCv3u
Posted by: Sponge
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That zipper is crying for mercy
Posted by: BifBewalski
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I want to know what insane alloy it's made of.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Nobody noticed the near lack of eyebrows?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
She had eyes?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: whig
Noooo! That's ignorant! I, like, really thought I had a chance. It wasn't about the tons of money I made, and national visibility that got me praise and women! No, it was really about the message and the principle!
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Eric Von Zipper at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (azNOR)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I slept in. S'up?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2025 10:31 AM (y3bZw)
No coffee here today, just coffee-adjacent dessert stuff like gingerbread lattes with almond "milk" and eggnog lattes.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (Ltmlv)
Davidson County voted overwhelmingly for Aftyn Behn.
Nashville, which Behn claims to hate, apparently hates itself too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (NwnyJ)
I've given up tryine to have a rational discussion with one, but if I do happen upon such misfortune, my line will be thus:
"Look, you believe in Killing Your Children in the womb, Boiling Oceans, Men are Women, and Guns Shoot People... what other ideas could I possibly help you with?"
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 03, 2025 10:34 AM (6qf1m)
Ellen Degeneres Returns to Trump’s USA to Avoid Freezing Cold U.K. Winter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
Hypocrite c*ntbag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 03, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
No kidding. She ruined a primo piece of tail like Portia de Rossi. That cannot be forgiven.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2025 10:34 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 10:30 AM (ufSfZ)
I think it was in one of the lesser known specials...something like You're in the Super Bowl Charlie Brown. My dad has a huuuuge Peanuts collection from when he worked at a Hallmark store in the 70s. So I watched pretty much any Peanuts show.
Posted by: mishdog at December 03, 2025 10:34 AM (ToQ7r)
Oh, look, Reddit types being unintentionally funny.
Sycopants...is that anything like crazypants? If so, someone's Freudian slip is showing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:35 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (NwnyJ)
Well yeah. New Nashville hates old Nashville, which is what Aftyn basically said.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:35 AM (kz78D)
Nashville, which Behn claims to hate, apparently hates itself too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (NwnyJ)
City votes to impose city regulations on non-city dwellers, film at 11.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (Ltmlv)
So...sipping with the pinky pointed out.
How...quaint.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2025 10:35 AM (y3bZw)
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Well, they were just getting warmed up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: mishdog
What do you call a wreath of hundred dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Courtney Thorne-Smith and Lucy Liu were both way hotter than Portia.
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
But we don't require pants.
Posted by: Doof
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Maybe you should--just to see if it improves the quality of the comments!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Nope. Oppression once a week for the irudite is more than enough for me. Barfoosen and lederhosen-less is the norm the rest of the time.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:37 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 03, 2025 10:37 AM (6KcYW)
and whig I cannot express how much I appreciate Crockett for this! it's going to be a HOT MESS
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:37 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 10:37 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
What's that in real measurements?
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (puy5o)
Posted by: Nordic Interiors at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (oftw2)
well said Cow Demon
I'm in a good mood - still happy after that cabinet thing yesterday! loved everyone ... well not so much Bondi. she's still iffy.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:31 AM
Nog must be homemade, with the whiskey or rum of your choice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (bFu5X)
Aretha Franklins.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (Uy7Y9)
***
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tooter
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (y3bZw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You know, I haven't checked there in a while, despite my humble beginnings there. They don't have nearly as many comments to choose from as Reddit, aren't as insane, and aren't as relevant. They're just out of touch Boomers trying to fall in line with the party NPC downloads that they don't fully understand.
I still remember some dude, shortly after Walz was picked as VP, asking why he put tampons in boy's bathrooms, because it was stupid...and others chiming in and later thanking their commissar for "educating" them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Special elections are more about party organization and do have minor candidate and times effects. Behn was a bad candidate who was probably helped by the fact that the GOP media hits came late after she had banked a large vote share already in early voting. Timing of oppo hits is very different nowadays due to that fact. Needless to say, Democrats are going to go all out in 2026 for hitting Trump and the GOP on affordability--groceries, health care, etc.
The GOP relied on its negative ads in a very generic campaign and counted on the overall partisan makeup of the district for it to work. From what I have gleaned, the local and state GOP did their typical and stupid flyers, robocalls, endorsement, etc until the national GOP swooped in. The fact that snow occurred on Monday rather than Tuesday in TN probably avoided a closer race.
Basically, the state and local GOP do not really want to mobilize working class voters because they are not predictable and might vote populist on ballot issues and split tickets rather than what GOP Inc wants. Plus, GOTV brings in a much lower percentage than mailers, ads, etc
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (WDjG6)
@Breaking911 3m
Former Sacramento deputy, who survived a fentanyl overdose after smoking drugs he seized from a homeless man, was shot and killed by police after fatally stabbing his 11-year-old son.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (bFu5X)
Best Nog Recipe...
1 part whiskey
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
127 × 177.8 cm
Posted by: r hennigantx
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What's that in real measurements?
Posted by: GWB
Two corgis x one wiener dog
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (puy5o)
About 4 by 6 feet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (npFr7)
and whig I cannot express how much I appreciate Crockett for this! it's going to be a HOT MESS
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:37 AM (emBoF)
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Crockett running for TX Senate, raising high 10 figures, and losing by 10 points is going to be one of the best parts of 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
No idea. I assume he and/or Hegseth could.
Posted by: Ian S.
Lol. Denied.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:33 AM (Ltmlv)
So...sipping with the pinky pointed out.
How...quaint.
Posted by: Diogenes
__________
Could be the two-handed Pajama Boy technique.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (XvL8K)
I never watched any of those other than the Christmas one. And I'm probably one of the few (if not only) who think Peanuts should have stopped after the first 10 years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (ufSfZ)
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Bad Schnapps?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (XuXeR)
I still remember some dude, shortly after Walz was picked as VP, asking why he put tampons in boy's bathrooms, because it was stupid...and others chiming in and later thanking their commissar for "educating" them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (R1nej)
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It's why I prefer the DU comments.
Their disconnect from reality was...chef's kiss.
And the fact that they actively banned anyone who imposed reality upon them...it being in their terms of service...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)
HGH is what got her I think. well bad surgery and too much HGH. a lot of women start HGH therapy at 40 and it just compounds as they age. it masculinizes you. it makes them feel more energetic and their skin "GLOWS" which they think indicates youth.
yeah ... not really.
I've seen this over the years with my peer women. they one thousand percent believe in those shots (and the other shots too lol) they won't stop HGH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:41 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: Nordic Interiors at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM
Almond milk = Nut juice
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:41 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (77rzZ)
The VA and NJ bitches are both CIA. They're not normal in any way.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (emBoF)
Bondi MUST BE RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
Posted by: Many AoS Posters gearing up for the Two Minutes Hate at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 03, 2025 10:43 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (emBoF)
Bondi MUST BE RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
Posted by: Many AoS Posters gearing up for the Two Minutes Hate at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (6KcYW)
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She hasn't arrested Iger for abusing the copyright system by allowing Disney to bring further copyright lawsuits against people using Steamboat Willie.
Launch her into the ocean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)
that lady, dell.
HGH is what got her I think. well bad surgery and too much HGH. a lot of women start HGH therapy at 40 and it just compounds as they age. it masculinizes you. it makes them feel more energetic and their skin "GLOWS" which they think indicates youth.
yeah ... not really.
I've seen this over the years with my peer women. they one thousand percent believe in those shots (and the other shots too lol) they won't stop HGH
Posted by: BlackOrchid
If she took a weed whacker to those caterpillar eyebrows, closed her mouth, and wore sleeves instead of sleevless tops, she'd make it to an almost 2AM Waffle House 3.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 03, 2025 10:44 AM (QVmho)
Why did the police stab his son, anyway? So, no headline editing?
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:44 AM (XuXeR)
She ruined a primo piece of tail like Portia de Rossi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Courtney Thorne-Smith and Lucy Liu were both way hotter than Portia.
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
Agreed, especially prime era Lucy Liu. Check out Lucky Number Slevin, cool twisty-turny neo-noir flick, but oh my sweet lord baby Jesus she's downright edible as the coroner next door neighbor love interest.
Portia might have been third on the list, but it doesn't absolve Ellen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2025 10:44 AM (y9nCu)
Outsider candidates are kept out by running the splitter strategy, denial and slow walking any party campaign resources, leaks to the press to undermine candidacies, and so on. All in all, it promotes mediocrity, less voter (and party) engagement, and generic candidates.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (bFu5X)
Best Nog Recipe...
1 part whiskey
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
That's a good start. Mine is 3 parts whiskey.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2025 10:03 AM (uWKK
They stay inside because if they go outside, Cupid shoots some dudes and they get groped in the grove.
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (puy5o)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (xcxpd)
So, I see you've been around the VA GOP as well...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
1 part whiskey
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
That's a good start. Mine is 3 parts whiskey.
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (Ltmlv)
Too much. Just have 3 helpings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (ExV1e)
So, I see you've been around the VA GOP as well...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (XuXeR)
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I believe whig's history is with the GA GOP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
And bonus scorn to Greg Germann who convinced her she was gay in the first place.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I want to argue with you but frankly, I see your point.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (sDNVV)
HGH is what got her I think. well bad surgery and too much HGH. a lot of women start HGH therapy at 40 and it just compounds as they age. it masculinizes you. it makes them feel more energetic and their skin "GLOWS" which they think indicates youth.
yeah ... not really.
I've seen this over the years with my peer women. they one thousand percent believe in those shots (and the other shots too lol) they won't stop HGH
Posted by: BlackOrchid
If she took a weed whacker to those caterpillar eyebrows, closed her mouth, and wore sleeves instead of sleevless tops, she'd make it to an almost 2AM Waffle House 3.
Posted by: BifBewalski
Someone here said something about her yesterday and I didn't have time to look her up. Then an article comes across my facebook feed and omg!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:47 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (3W18h)
Their disconnect from reality was...chef's kiss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I assume Ace will have a thread up later, and I'll see if I can get some good comments to post there.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (R1nej)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
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That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: The Dude with a White Russian at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (DRSnL)
Yeah, we've chatted about that. Very similar scenarios...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 03, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
What's that in real measurements?
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM
0.75 x 1.04 Smoots
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (bFu5X)
Their disconnect from reality was...chef's kiss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I assume Ace will have a thread up later, and I'll see if I can get some good comments to post there.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (R1nej)
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Much obliged, you gentleman and scholar, you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:45 AM (Ltmlv)
Sometimes I use Rye, and add red vermouth and bitters...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (Zv8bq)
Yeah, we've chatted about that. Very similar scenarios...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (XuXeR)
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Name me one good state level GOP apparatus. Not...currently has a good governor. But a good GOP apparatus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM (3W18h)
That's when you don't start your nogging until January.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)
"They declared a war. Then, they needed a reason for the war."
"Why are we killing people in boats without motors?"
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It's a row boat rampage!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2025 10:48 AM
$20, same as at Starbucks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 03, 2025 10:40 AM (ufSfZ)
I'm not sure about the strip cause I loved reading it in the 90s. Although they did do a lot of reruns towards the end. I will say those lesser known specials were not good. I like Schulz and he had his philosophy...but that doesn't translate into an entertaining product all the time for the 6 year old to 12 year old demographic.
Posted by: mishdog at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (fAY4a)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Most comic strips go on far too long.
Larson and Watterson were smart to end theirs when they did.
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)
MJTruthUltra
[What could go wrong?]
@MJTruthUltra
And so it begins…
🚨 Cook County in Illinois launches a Universal Basic income Program where low-income households are Guaranteed Monthly Payment “no strings attached” — All Paid for by Taxpayers who work
The nine most terrifying words in the English language… “I’m from the government, and I'm here to help,".
https://is.gd/H4Om01
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (LlvtX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (emBoF)
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I think one of her best characters was the hooker in Payback.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (g8Ew8)
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This goes back to whomever is vetting people like Driscoll. Typically a name is floated, then vetted if there's interest. This person wasn't hired by Trump in person. He was "proffered" by someone else who basically vouched for them.
The people doing the vetting and vouching are at odds with Trump and his administration.
This was (and apparently still is) a real issue with Trump's administration. He's either blind to it, or whoever's responsible for the vetting of appointees is playing for the other side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:38 AM (bFu5X)
Best Nog Recipe...
1 part whiskey
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
That's a good start. Mine is 3 parts whiskey.
Posted by: Doof
My ex mother in law made her's with Wild Turkey & heavy whipping cream, hand whipped.
It was good and had a hell of a kick.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (Uy7Y9)
I'd light the fireplace but I'm afraid of it- well, afraid I would doze off and not keep an eye on it
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (3W18h)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:44 AM
The dog wasn't available.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:52 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (g8Ew
https://youtu.be/G35x11irDDU?t=42
or
https://youtu.be/qa_wLyGdLX4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (ExV1e)
Define "good"... kidding. Sort of. IMO, much of the GOP is trapped in a mid 20th century mindset...
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (pDt9x)
Eesh. Life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue'.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (upeQk)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Bondi is there in part because previous AGs have let DoJ pros run amuck creating fake investigations of Trump and his colleagues.
AGs follow two patterns, crony and self serving outsider backstabbing bastards out to burnish their own reps for fame and/or money. Nixon is an example that was done in when he moved crony Mitchell from AG to oversee his reelection. That meant you get the Saturday Night massacre when a normal crony AG would know not to appoint an asshole Kennedy associate as special prosecutor in the first place. But Nixon had to work with who the Dem Senate would allow him to have as AG in the second term.
Clinton picked Reno after his crony attempts got shot down including the departure of DoJ asst AG Webb Hubbell and Reno messed up Clinton along with the independent counsel law.
Carter got messed up by his own AGs Civiletti and Bell. And so on.
Obama picked a corrupt Eric Holder on purpose and later Loretta Lynch because neither of them wanted higher office or rep, they wanted to cash in.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (WDjG6)
So, watching Ally McBeal?
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:51 AM (XuXeR)
Not recently. Some things just stick in my head.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)
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*nods sagaciously*
Barbara Bouchet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
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I think one of her best characters was the hooker in Payback.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 03, 2025 10:50 AM (g8Ew
Hubba hubba hubba
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
Eesh. Life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue'.
Posted by: t-bird
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:56 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (pDt9x)
The guys in the newsroom have a running bet
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2025 10:56 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:56 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: r hennigantx
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What's that in real measurements?
Posted by: GWB
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50"x70".
Posted by: clarence at December 03, 2025 10:57 AM (lZXVL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)
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*nods sagaciously*
Barbara Bouchet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 03, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
Those cheekbones. And the Red Queen Kills Seven Times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 10:57 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2025 10:57 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 03, 2025 10:57 AM (EyfuW)
For years, the Biden Administration weaponized the Justice System against their Political Opponents, and anyone who disagreed with them. One of the clearest examples of this was when Crooked Joe used the FBI and DOJ to “take out” a member of his own Party after Highly Respected Congressman Henry Cuellar bravely spoke out against Open Borders, and the Biden Border “Catastrophe.” Sleepy Joe went after the Congressman, and even the Congressman’s wonderful wife, Imelda, simply for speaking the TRUTH. It is unAmerican and, as I previously stated, the Radical Left Democrats are a complete and total threat to Democracy! They will attack, rob, lie, cheat, destroy, and decimate anyone who dares to oppose their Far Left Agenda, an Agenda that, if left unchecked, will obliterate our magnificent Country. Because of these facts, and others, I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:58 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:58 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
I used to think that too. Would chase my Irish whiskey with coffee & non-dairy creamer. But then I started thinking that non-dairy creamer might eventually make me grow a third eye or something. So now I chase it with coffee with milk. No problems!
Posted by: Lady Whose Sky is Now Gray 'Til April at December 03, 2025 10:58 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: man at December 03, 2025 10:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
I used to think that too. Would chase my Irish whiskey with coffee & non-dairy creamer. But then I started thinking that non-dairy creamer might eventually make me grow a third eye or something. So now I chase it with coffee with milk. No problems!
Posted by: Lady Whose Sky is Now Gray 'Til April
Bailey's Irish Cream
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 10:59 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (pDt9x)
The guys in the newsroom have a running bet
Posted by: Doof
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Get the Willow on the set
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 03, 2025 10:59 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2025 11:00 AM (Uy7Y9)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 11:01 AM (pDt9x)
This was (and apparently still is) a real issue with Trump's administration. He's either blind to it, or whoever's responsible for the vetting of appointees is playing for the other side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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You actually have it backwards. What the administration does is float a couple of names to the Senate after ensuring no criminal records, etc. and the Senators over that particular committee, in this case Armed Services, point to acceptable candidates. In part, this is because the Sec of Army as a civilian has power over DoW or DoD contracting for that service and usually senators specialize in grifting relationships between the defense industry and a particular nominee. That is why Trump went with a former Boeing Exec POS (Esper) as DoD Secretary after his first one, Mattis, ignored orders, etc. on the behest of the Deep State. These are who he could get through Senate Armed Services Cmte at the time.
As always, follow the money and past relationships with Senators on a cmte and figure out what their donors want.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2025 11:01 AM (WDjG6)
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"Arbeit Macht Frei!" the judge explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 03, 2025 11:01 AM (L/fGl)
Deep State? When did this happen?
Posted by: the way I see it at December 03, 2025 10:20 AM (KDPiq)
Rumor has it he is close to ...Jake Sullivan. Yes, that Jake Sullivan. Sullivan's wife donated to his campaign in 2020. Her name ? Maggie Goodlander. One of the seditious six. Maybe all a coincidence that they "promoted refuse orders", and now there are stories about bad Hegseth shooting "unarmed survivors". Maybe not!
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2025 11:03 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2025 11:04 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2025 10:53 AM (pDt9x)
The guys in the newsroom have a running bet
Posted by: Doof
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Get the Willow on the set
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 03, 2025 10:59 AM (XvL8K)
I miss Willow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2025 11:06 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2025 10:42 AM (2ocoG)
It’s why I put normal in quotes. Normal in the eyes of voters.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 03, 2025 11:09 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 03, 2025 11:50 AM (g1iEB)
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