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The Morning Rant: Immigration? No Thanks

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At what population density do immigrants retain their original culture, and have the ability to reject the culture of their "adopted" country?

If a small number of immigrants show up in a typical American city, they will be swamped by the tremendous cultural pressure of America. Some of their neighbors might be immigrants, but not from their home country. Their employers might be Americans, their children's teachers will probably be Americans, the advertisements they see, the music they hear, the food they see in most markets, all will be of their new country, or of immigrants from different countries and possibly radically different cultures.

But at some speed and density, the new immigrants will be able to recreate some of the conditions from their origin. If there are 50 people from country X, no ethnic food store will emerge to satisfy their demand for fried crickets or sheep's eyeballs or goat brains or.... But if 10,000 of them descend onto a neighborhood, then the demand can and will be satisfied. And not just food. Clothing, education, music, advertisements, religion, and on and on. Density and speed of the immigration will overwhelm even the power of American culture to assimilate.

And that is what happens when we prioritize a particular people for immigration to America. Somalia on the Mississippi exists because the desire to create a monolithic sub-culture that is insulated from the now defunct "Melting Pot," and can be manipulated for political ends, was far more important than the idyllic vision of vibrant immigrants enriching America while embracing our culture and political philosophy. Dearborn and Paterson exist because we have allowed our political class to create the conditions necessary for a permanent alien presence in America that conveniently votes for them!

That we have allowed these cultures to bring with them savagery, and even worse, an unadulterated contempt for everything that America and American Exceptionalism stands for is trivial to our political elites in comparison to winning the next election.

One of the most important structural changes that made these huge concentrations possible was the creation of the welfare state by the Democrats in the 1960s, ably and vilely led by the execrable Lyndon Baines Johnson. No longer did economics drive the desire to leave the inner city ghettos where most immigrants began their lives in America. Uncle Sugar made sure that they could remain with their fellow immigrants...forever! Section 8 housing, government housing, generous welfare payments, and other massive redistributionist policies allowed oceans of American tax dollars to flow into these areas, so that the voting blocs grew, but their morphing into Americans never happened.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Immigration sucks. Just like winter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

3 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

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Yeah baby.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:03 AM (DRSnL)

4 But at some speed and density, the new immigrants will be able to recreate some of the conditions from their origin.

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You mean, like, cancers?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:03 AM (pG0Ez)

5 The doom started when "Melting Pot" got replaced by the chattering class/media with the "Salad Bowl" analogy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:03 AM (2GVsD)

6 I don't want to live in a multi-cultural society.

The heathens don't have the grace to live in Western Civilization peacefully.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: Mick at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (HFx9z)

8 Fix it.

Deport and export.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (TezPK)

9 The doom started when "Melting Pot" got replaced by the chattering class/media with the "Salad Bowl" analogy.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yeah, I first heard that in the military, ca. 1995. I knew it was trouble then.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

10 Canada is not a melting pot. They are a salad bowl and are suffering the consequences.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)

11 Lewiston,Maine is a town of 35k. Of that 35k, an estimated 6k are Somalis.

I’ll give you all guess whether the Somalis adopted American ways of life or whether the city had to adopt Somali ways of life.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (kz78D)

12 This requires drastic action!


Mark
@Markfry809
This asshole killed 60 people and injured approximately 867 in Las Vegas yet the American government didn’t stop all white dudes from entering the country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (L/fGl)

13 Mark
@Markfry809
This asshole killed 60 people and injured approximately 867 in Las Vegas yet the American government didn’t stop all white dudes from entering the country.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (L/fGl)



Mark is asshoe.

Deport him. He has a white name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

14 It's easy to ignore the fact that in earlier immigration waves (Irish, German, Italian, Jewish) the first generation often NEVER assimilated. Their kids did, but they continued with the old ways and the old language. Not all of them, by any means, but many.

The modern welfare state didn't exist, though, so choosing to remain culturally unchanged came with very big drawbacks.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

15 6 I don't want to live in a multi-cultural society.

The heathens don't have the grace to live in Western Civilization peacefully.
Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)
Me neither, but then I am an infidel.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (fcLFo)

16 The doom started when "Melting Pot" got replaced by the chattering class/media with the "Salad Bowl" analogy.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Don't forget the "Beautiful Mosaic" argument.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 02, 2025 11:05 AM (TezPK)

17 And government printing of everything in fifty different languages does not help in assimilation… particularly voting material.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2025 11:06 AM (xvV+O)

18 You may be an infidel, but you understand the culture and its customs and conventions, which is sufficient.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (W7XSX)

19 The Salad Bowl analogy lets you add nuts and flakes to the mix.

With a melting pot, it all gets mixed to make something new.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (2GVsD)

20 And government printing of everything in fifty different languages does not help in assimilation… particularly voting material.

If you can't speaka the lingo, you don't getta to vote.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

21 Plus, Mark, we don't know a f*cking thing about the guy who shot up Vegas. They covered that one up but quick. The ONLY thing we know is it was caused by the evil bumpstock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

22 There were 60,000+ Norwegian immigrants in Bay Ridge and Sunset Park, Brooklyn in 1960. Not one was on any kind of public assistance. They all left for the suburbs as crime, drugs, and squalor became more prevalent.

Posted by: Not All Immigrants Are Equal at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (oftw2)

23 ABOLISH ILLEGAL INVADERS!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (xvV+O)

24 Thx CBD
Don't recall the exact numbers but allegedly once you hit 10-15 % of Muslims, the attempted takeover accelerates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (bfwj/)

25 One of the most important structural changes that made these huge concentrations possible was the creation of the welfare state by the Democrats in the 1960s

The left: Undocumented workers can't even get government aid. It is banned. Period

Also the left: If you require proof of citizenship you'll throw millions off of welfare and people will starve!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (sKqQm)

26 Y'all are not going to believe this but it has been discovered that NC DMV mistakenly registered noncitizens to vote. It's like a mistake and stuff.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (uQzkA)

27 I am an infidel (of Islam) too.

Years ago, I thought of starting an organization and calling it "Infidels Anonymous."

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (W7XSX)

28 Population replacement isn't just a theory.

But, as I've posted on this very site; the politicians who vote and implement the policies that allow themselves to be replaced as immigrants find the power inherited in our political system has got to burn them to the core.

But, politicians generally are pretty stupid. And evil. So who really knows how they feel about being replaced themselves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (NwnyJ)

29 And government printing of everything in fifty different languages does not help in assimilation… particularly voting material.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

At my local Wegmans, the pharmacy has a sign in like 15-20 different languages telling folks that the store will provide an interpreter in that particular language if they need it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (77rzZ)

30 main page fuckery going on, three times I get "page unresponsive" flags from Brave while main page is loading, and would not load beyond part way through JJ's post.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (npFr7)

31 Russian Porsche owners' cars are immobilised across the country - with 'deliberate' satellite interference feared

Hundreds of Russian Porsche owners have found their cars immobilised across the country, amid fears of deliberate satellite interference.

Drivers have complained that their vehicles have suddenly locked up, lost power and refused to start, as owners and dealerships warn of a growing wave of failures that has left hundreds of vehicles stuck in place.

The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

32 Overly generous government monetary support and an ungrateful ethnic group that refuses to assimilate.

Where have I heard this before?

Oh yeah it is called Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (2GVsD)

33 Years ago, I thought of starting an organization and calling it "Infidels Anonymous."
Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:08 AM (W7XSX)



That would mean you're trying to cure them of infidel status, ala Alcoholics Anonymous. That would be bad.

Infidels United would be a better name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Melting pot >>>>>>> diversity is our strength

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (bfwj/)

35 Excellent write up, CBD. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (2bFN5)

36 This asshole killed 60 people and injured approximately 867 in Las Vegas yet the American government didn’t stop all white dudes from entering the country.

Is he talking about the CIA asset that shot up a bunch of right leaning people taking in a country music concert that was covered up immediately?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (sKqQm)

37 Y'all are not going to believe this but it has been discovered that NC DMV mistakenly registered noncitizens to vote. It's like a mistake and stuff.
Posted by: NCKate
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UNPOSSIBLE!!!!!’

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (xvV+O)

38 "Divide and conquer" has always been the strategy of the Left. Even better if you can have the various tribes at each others' throats, then they're too busy hating each other to look at the ones responsible.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (WPL6O)

39 Russian Porsche owners' cars are immobilised across the country - with 'deliberate' satellite interference feared

Hundreds of Russian Porsche owners have found their cars immobilised across the country, amid fears of deliberate satellite interference.

Drivers have complained that their vehicles have suddenly locked up, lost power and refused to start, as owners and dealerships warn of a growing wave of failures that has left hundreds of vehicles stuck in place.

The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.


Sounds like a Ukrainian op. Good for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

40 But if 10,000 of them descend onto a neighborhood, then the demand can and will be satisfied. And not just food. Clothing, education, music, advertisements, religion, and on and on. Density and speed of the immigration will overwhelm even the power of American culture to assimilate.
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I don't think this is true. In Cincinnati, where I'm from, there were something like 20 German language newspapers in the late 19th century. The city was almost bilingual.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (XvL8K)

41 "One of the most important structural changes that made these huge concentrations possible was the creation of the welfare state by the Democrats in the 1960s, ably and vilely led by the execrable Lyndon Baines Johnson."

The execrable GOP had their hand in that too. It was an insane time of idiocy, graft, and believing in magical fairies who would clean your pool, fix your economy, end your wars, and suck your dick.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

42 Somalia on the Mississippi

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Heh. JJ had a reference to BLaMtifa's home in Oregon in general (and Portland specifically?) as "Gaza on the Willamette."

Isn't it time for the sequel film: "Somalia on the Mississippi Burning"?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (pG0Ez)

43 Last week, as the nation turned its attention ahead to travel and turkey, Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, released another two dozen documents related to the Arctic Frost investigation into President Donald Trump and Special Counsel Jack Smith’s subpoenaing of congressional phone records. A May 17, 2023 email from the Biden Administration’s Department of Justice to Smith’s team proves explosive, with the Public Integrity Section “concur[ring] in the subpoenas for toll records for the identified Members of Congress.”

Funny how I haven't seen much about this email of DOJ’s Public Integrity Section expressly acknowledged the unconstitutionality of the proposed course of action of Jack 'ass" Smith

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (RHGPo)

44 So it's all the fault of that lying son of a bitch, Johnson. I'll buy that.

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (sFNX2)

45 But, politicians generally are pretty stupid. And evil. So who really knows how they feel about being replaced themselves.

The sentiment common from GOPe type pols is that if they can get "generational wealth" they can shield themselves from the problems of a third world America so they do not care.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

46 That we have allowed these cultures to bring with them savagery, and even worse, an unadulterated contempt for everything that America and American Exceptionalism stands for is trivial to our political elites in comparison to winning the next election
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Maybe it's not about winning the next election as much as it's about agreeing with the "newcomers" in their contempt for America.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (iXLmy)

47 The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.

Sounds like a Ukrainian op. Good for them.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)



F*ck the Germans for putting that shit in the car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Y'all are not going to believe this but it has been discovered that NC DMV mistakenly registered noncitizens to vote. It's like a mistake and stuff.

Next you'll tell me they were getting welfare too...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

49 Canada is not a melting pot. They are a salad bowl and are suffering the consequences.
Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)

It was, up to around 1970. The filthy Liberals adopted the salad bowl model.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:12 AM (npFr7)

50 Russian Porsche owners' cars are immobilised across the country - with 'deliberate' satellite interference feared

Hundreds of Russian Porsche owners have found their cars immobilised across the country, amid fears of deliberate satellite interference.

Drivers have complained that their vehicles have suddenly locked up, lost power and refused to start, as owners and dealerships warn of a growing wave of failures that has left hundreds of vehicles stuck in place.

The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.
Posted by: SMOD


Business idea. Build an onboard box/computer that can spoof the signal and disconnect the factory VTS bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:12 AM (Ikz78)

51 And government printing of everything in fifty different languages does not help in assimilation… particularly voting material.

"Press 2 for Spanish" was the foot in the door lo, these many years ago. But because people were too 'nice' to insist that immigrants learn to speak proper English, we now have a Babel of incoherence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:12 AM (ufSfZ)

52 Politicians being replaced?

Check out the wild and weird case of Alice Guo in the Philippines. She is now serving life in prison for human trafficking.

But she is also a Chinese national who pretended to be Filipino and even got elected mayor of a town.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:13 AM (2GVsD)

53 A Danish sperm bank has introduced a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential donors. This new rule has sparked debate about genetics, ethics, and parental expectations in assisted reproduction. Setting a Minimum Intelligence Standard The Danish sperm bank Donor Network now screens donors by intelligence, becoming the first in the world to require a minimum IQ of 85. It also bars anyone with a criminal record. So far, the company has turned away about 18 percent of applicants who failed to meet the IQ standard.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:13 AM (RHGPo)

54 Big companies like the press 2 for spanish thing.

The more hoops you put in, the more likely the caller drops out before they actually get to speak with a human being

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

55 The problem with a beautiful mosaic is that you can break it apart, re-arrange the stones, and turn it into a picture of a demon.

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 02, 2025 11:13 AM (sFNX2)

56 Canada is not a melting pot. They are a salad bowl and are suffering the consequences.
Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)

It was, up to around 1970.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well, if you ignore the whole Francophone cohort.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

57 and believing in magical fairies who would clean your pool, fix your economy, end your wars, and suck your dick.

Yeah, that last one costs extra, buddy.

Posted by: Tinkerbell at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (ufSfZ)

58 Infidels United would be a better name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Proud Boys Kafirs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (ZTT+3)

59 Apparently, the US military has a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential recruits.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (RHGPo)

60 A Danish sperm bank has introduced a minimum IQ requirement of 85 f

85 is pretty low to begin with...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (sKqQm)

61 55 The problem with a beautiful mosaic is that you can break it apart, re-arrange the stones, and turn it into a picture of a demon.

True, but if a volcano erupts nearby, you might well be able to come back 2,000 years later and the mosaic is still intact.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

62 Growing up, I lived in a neighborhood full of Eastern Euro immigrants. Poland, Russia, Yugoslavia, Czech, you name it we had it. I’d say 50% of my school was immigrant or at least kids of immigrants.

But no one group dominated. So everyone assimilated into the larger group which was American. All the kids learned English. They all played little league. Things like that.

If you went over to someone’s house who was an immigrant family they’d make some meal from the old country which I always liked trying. And the parents would almost always speak to each other in their native language but usually make an attempt to speak with me in English.

Generally speaking though everyone blended into the American social fabric. That no longer exists for the new wave of 3rd world immigrants. They don’t assimilate whatsoever.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (kz78D)

63 Apparently, the US military has a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential recruits.
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:14 AM (RHGPo)



75 for Marines.


/I keed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Well no real Canadian has ever claimed Quebec is really Canadian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:15 AM (2GVsD)

65 and believing in magical fairies who would clean your pool, fix your economy, end your wars, and suck your dick.


If you are a connected member of the political class though illegals are already doing most of those things for you...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:15 AM (sKqQm)

66 > he nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.
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Likely will happen here too. Not 'only' to Porsches either.

Maybe not nationwide, but when "bad guys" want to operate without interference from authorities, this would be ideal. Because a lot of vehicles today have some sort of cellular or satellite comm device integrated into them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2025 11:15 AM (NwnyJ)

67 Apparently, the US military has a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential recruits.

That's because below that level, there's very little useful you can train them to do. That's why most of them become journalists.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

68 Apparently, the US military has a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential recruits.
Posted by: SMOD

Really? How do they determine that? I don't remember having to take an IQ test when I joined the Navy.

Unless they have a way of figuring out IQ from your ASVAB score.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

69 I like going into a doctor appointment and following around the Mexican patients all rolling around their big ass interpreter robot cart things. Totally fucking stupid shit we do to ourselves.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (uQzkA)

70 The Italians said decades ago you shouldn't put the car controls and the other bells, lights and whistles on the same CPU as it would lead to bad things.

Yet, no one listened.

Putting the ECU on the internet is f*cking stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

71 @Markfry809
This asshole killed 60 people and injured approximately 867 in Las Vegas yet the American government didn’t stop all white dudes from entering the country.


There are good explanations for all of this.

Posted by: The CIA at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (+ffGB)

72 ASVAB is the way to weed out the Class IVs without trotting out an IQ or Voit-Kampf test.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (2GVsD)

73 If you can't speaka the lingo, you don't getta to vote.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

You have to be a citizen to vote.

To become a citizen you have to pass an English test.

Therefore if you don’t speak English, you are not a citizen and hence not eligible to vote.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (kz78D)

74 The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

Russians are very clever, and will find a way to defeat it. Maybe by sending Spetsnaz to Germany and kidnapping some Porsche CEO's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (npFr7)

75 IIRC the military determined through years of testing an IQ below 85 meant that person was untrainable and of no material use to the military. Although it might have been 80 IQ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (xvV+O)

76 ‘ we have allowed our political class to create the conditions necessary for a permanent alien presence in America’

The democrats are not my political class. Mine are the ones claiming to be different while not doing a single thing to prevent the ‘Rats from ruining the rule of law and civilization.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (jbnUc)

77
Unless they have a way of figuring out IQ from your ASVAB score.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)



If you fail the ASVAB, you're not what they're looking for.

You ace it and you're Nuke Qualified.

So, yeah. That's a significant bar for them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Generally speaking though everyone blended into the American social fabric. That no longer exists for the new wave of 3rd world immigrants. They don’t assimilate whatsoever.

There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (ufSfZ)

79 About 85% of people are more intelligent than an 85 IQ. I think.

Makes sense since it says 18% of applicants have been turned away. Turns out the same guy keeps applying.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (iXLmy)

80 reposted from the art thread:

LB retweeted
Olivia George
@oliviacgeorge
22h
Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe—shot last week in DC—remains in serious condition, @wvgovernor says.

A nurse asked for a thumbs up if Wolfe could hear, and he responded. He also wiggled his toes.

His mom asked the Governor: “Please get the word out that my son Andrew needs prayer."

Posted by: m at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (RuTUS)

81 Canada is not a melting pot. They are a salad bowl and are suffering the consequences.
Posted by: no one

Consequences.

OMG, NOT THAT! Canadian Is BIG MAD at Wayne Gretzky for Taking Pic With Trump and X Has BRUTAL Thoughts

https://is.gd/iiONrM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl)

82 A small part of the explosion in costs for government regulated services is the need for a legion of translators.

Each one of those people is getting paid and that money is coming out of your medical bills/legal bills/etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

83 Russian Porsche owners' cars are immobilised across the country - with 'deliberate' satellite interference feared

Hundreds of Russian Porsche owners have found their cars immobilised across the country, amid fears of deliberate satellite interference.

Drivers have complained that their vehicles have suddenly locked up, lost power and refused to start, as owners and dealerships warn of a growing wave of failures that has left hundreds of vehicles stuck in place.

The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:09 AM (RHGPo)
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VTS is not standard in the cars, at least not in USA. I'm not even aware of anyone in the USA who has it. VTS is a glorified "lojack" system that also immobilizes the car in the event of a theft. I suspect the story about the cars being hacked is an op, or at least way overblown. As I understand the system, it can be overridden with a "hard" pass key. If you have that key -- and all owners should -- you can override the lockdown. In theory at least.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

84 Really? How do they determine that? ...Unless they have a way of figuring out IQ from your ASVAB score.


Jordan Peterson has stated that the U.S. military has an effective minimum IQ of 83, citing a conclusion from military intelligence research that individuals below this score cannot be trained for useful roles. While the U.S. military does not use a single fixed IQ cutoff, its qualification process uses the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB), which has an effective minimum to reject the bottom third of candidates, roughly corresponding to an IQ of 85 or lower.

Minimum IQ of 83: Peterson claims that military intelligence concluded after extensive testing that individuals with an IQ below 83 cannot be trained for any useful military role, and it is illegal to enlist them.

ASVAB qualification: The official qualification is based on the ASVAB test, not a traditional IQ test, but the results are used to screen candidates.

Effective cutoff: The military aims to reject the bottom third of candidates, which corresponds to an effective minimum score of around 85 on an IQ scale, says this Hacker News discussion

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

85 Putting the ECU on the internet is f*cking stupid.

We see your point. We should move it to "The Cloud"- and behind CloudFlare- for greater security!

Please click on all fire hydrants to continue...

Posted by: Detroit at December 02, 2025 11:19 AM (63An5)

86 Life Hack: press 2 for Spanish.

Because all call center agents are bilingual and will do calls in either language. But chances are the Spanish queue is shorter than the English queue so you’ll get someone faster.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (kz78D)

87 US Army secretary takes unlikely role as key negotiator in push to end Russia-Ukraine war

... there have been "claims" that Army Secretary Dan Driscoll is being groomed to replace DOW Secretary Pete Hegseth

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (RHGPo)

88 You ace it and you're Nuke Qualified.

So, yeah. That's a significant bar for them.
Posted by: Sponge

I don't remember if I aced it, but they did make me take the nuke test even though I had no interest in nukes, so I must've done pretty well on it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

89 Today's UK meme of the day:

https://tinyurl.com/4sjc5aew

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (ZTT+3)

90 Some people have never grasped the concept of 'central point of failure.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (2GVsD)

91 I took the ASVAB in high school. They told us it was a kind of military aptitude test or whatever. Unless you were interested in the military, you didn't take it seriously. I got an 86 on it.

When being recruited by the Navy, the recruiter made me retake it. I did MUCH better the 2nd time, was Nuke Qualified.

The last thing the recruiter ever said to me was "Man, you better not have asthma......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

92 There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (ufSfZ)

Civilization is contagious. But then so is barbarism.

I would say the main factor in the country's destruction is the leftard infiltration of the media and government.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (iXLmy)

93 this seems important, but it is still a rumor

@JimFergusonUK
BREAKING: ZELENSKY ORDERED TO RESIGN — “FORCED OUT IN HANDCUFFS” IF HE REFUSES

Ukrainian MP Artem Dmytruk has just dropped a political bombshell on his Telegram channel:

Volodymyr Zelensky has been ordered to leave the presidency within days. [. . .]

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 11:21 AM (rbvCR)

94 I’ll give you all guess whether the Somalis adopted American ways of life or whether the city had to adopt Somali ways of life.

So, a cup of dog shiite in a gallon of ice cream is ok?

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 11:21 AM (XuXeR)

95 You ace it and you're Nuke Qualified.

Acing it wasn't required and, in fact, acing it meant that they'd make you take it again in basic cuz they thought you'd cheated. PITA.

I mean, I passed the nuke test also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (ExV1e)

96 Volodymyr Zelensky has been ordered to leave the presidency within days. [. . .]
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 11:21 AM (rbvCR)

Ordered by who?

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (iXLmy)

97 Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

Thank you for the detailed explanation.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (77rzZ)

98
I don't remember if I aced it, but they did make me take the nuke test even though I had no interest in nukes, so I must've done pretty well on it.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:20 AM (77rzZ)



I think it was scoring a 95 or higher, but don't quote me on that.

My dad was nuke qualified, was incredibly interested in nuke technology, but the Navy found out he could work on radios, so he spent 4 years at the bottom of a ship working in the radio room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

99 One of the most important structural changes that made these huge concentrations possible was the creation of the welfare state by the Democrats in the 1960s, ably and vilely led by the execrable Lyndon Baines Johnson.

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Who could have predicted that the feral gubmint's communistic multi-trillion-dollar "War On Poverty" (as high as $35 trillion inflation-adjusted by some estimates) would only invite: more poverty, more communism, and potentially lead to a Hot Civil War II (as everyone would agree we've been in a Cold Civil War for quite some time now)?

/Excellent & righteous rant, CBD!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (pG0Ez)

100 Dolly's sister.

Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)

101 Days? Things don't normally go that way in these situations.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (sDNVV)

102 Stella who?

Does she have a streetcar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (2GVsD)

103 Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)



Point to this doll where the bad man touched you, repeatedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

104 If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.

Let me guess, she was getting some of those healthcare fraud dollars as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

105 There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (ufSfZ)


Localities have their own flavors. Move in and you have to start conforming to the standard. As your town became less and less important and it became easier to communicate with "your kind" it became easier to stay as you were.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

106 Mark Steyn is getting increasingly cheery after his recent heart attacks:

That's to say, we are in the last fifteen years of anything recognisable as the western world:

He's right.

52% of the school kids in Brussels are Muslim, 43% in Amsterdam, and on and on.

And the European elites are refining election and speech controls to make sure that no one objects.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (xTIDn)

107 You get more of what you incentivize. Pay people to not work and you'll get more people not working

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

108 Dolly's sister.

Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)
_______

You know this wasn't serious, and obviously an op, because the from-left-field mention of that creepy faggot. Who?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

109 OMG, NOT THAT! Canadian Is BIG MAD at Wayne Gretzky for Taking Pic With Trump and X Has BRUTAL Thoughts

https://is.gd/iiONrM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=====

Back in Wayne's playing days, they all would have been sent to the penalty box for 2:00, for being near enough to Wayne to present a risk of physical contact

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 02, 2025 11:24 AM (D5Lx9)

110 Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)



You hate the country THAT BAD? Damn. Leave. Go to another one that has the communism and despair you seek.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Stella Parton. Never worked for anything. Had everything handed to her by her hardworking sister. Parasite.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (uQzkA)

112 Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach today announced his office filed election fraud charges against Jose Ceballos, the mayor of Coldwater, Kansas. Ceballos last night was re-elected.

“In Kansas, it is against the law to vote if you are not a U.S. citizen. We allege that Mr. Ceballos did it multiple times,” Kobach said.

Officials from the attorney general’s office filed the charges in Comanche County. Ceballos faces three counts of voting without being qualified and three counts of election perjury. The charges are nonperson felonies, and Ceballos could face more than 5 years in prison.

... I have been told that this never happens

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (RHGPo)

113 And I have no memory of how well I did on the nuke test. Like I said, I had no interest in nukes. The DLAB (Defense Language Aptitude Battery) was my focus.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

114 Who could have predicted that the feral gubmint's communistic multi-trillion-dollar "War On Poverty" (as high as $35 trillion inflation-adjusted by some estimates) would only invite: more poverty, more communism, and potentially lead to a Hot Civil War II (as everyone would agree we've been in a Cold Civil War for quite some time now)?

"You get more of what you subsidize" seems pretty straightforward.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

115 Stella Parton
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Who?

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:26 AM (iXLmy)

116 NYPost:

A former British soldier has been arrested for allegedly helping Russia assassinate Ukrainian politicians in exchange for money, intelligence officials said. Ross David Cutmore was detained by Ukraine’s state security service in October after he was accused of importing and doling out weapons that were used in the slayings of three prominent Ukrainians, the Kyiv Independent reported. Months after he arrived, he allegedly quit the job and started acting as a spy for the Kremlin. He later provided the weapons used to murder politician, Andriy Parubiy, as well as activists, Demian Hanul and Iryna Farion, officials alleged.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:26 AM (RHGPo)

117 @StellaParton

Also known as @Dolly'sThirdBoob

Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:26 AM (Y1sOo)

118 Apparently, the US military has a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential recruits.
Posted by: SMOD

The Army did a number of studies that concluded that an IQ of 84 is no good. Can't process information quickly enough.

Remember McNamara's Morons? During Viet Nam, McNamara hit on the brilliant idea of drafting a lot of really stupid people. It didn't pan out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 02, 2025 11:27 AM (cxFcK)

119 Stella Parton. Never worked for anything. Had everything handed to her by her hardworking sister. Parasite.
Posted by: NCKate

She Dolly's sister?

If so, how are her boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

120 Volodymyr Zelensky has been ordered to leave the presidency within days. [. . .]
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 11:21 AM (rbvCR)

Ordered by who?
Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (iXLmy)

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BREAKING: Maduro Exiles and Replaces Z-Dog as New Ukrainian President. Film at 11:00 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (pG0Ez)

121 Stella Parton. Never worked for anything. Had everything handed to her by her hardworking sister. Parasite.
Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (uQzkA)

Sounds like Dolly got all the brains, and tits, in the family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (npFr7)

122
She Dolly's sister?

If so, how are her boobs?
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:27 AM (77rzZ)



Not comparable......


https://is.gd/t6uArC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

123 Dolly's sister.

Stella Parton
@StellaParton

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)

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Is she the same sister who swore Dolly was dying a few weeks ago? Seems like an attention whore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (DRSnL)

124 Saw a poll that over 56% of yuuutes (18-29 i think it was) have a favorable opinion of Mamdani. Not in NY, nationally.

If that’s anywhere close to accurate we’re soooo fucked.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (kz78D)

125 75 IIRC the military determined through years of testing an IQ below 85 meant that person was untrainable and of no material use to the military. Although it might have been 80 IQ.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (xvV+O)

Which they lowered during Vietnam IIRC to get more cannon fodder. McNamara's Morons. If I recall the anti-Vietnam War movie "Casualties of War" correctly, I think it's at least suggested that some of the men in Michael J. Fox's platoon were some of these.

Posted by: Or maybe Sean Penn was just playing himself at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (TbWk/)

126 Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)


You don't have your sister's shape, you don't have her songwriting ability, you've had one song anyone can remember and if your name wasn't "Parton," you'd be working the morning shift at the Roy Rogers at exit 56 off the Jersey Pike.

Sit all the way down, sugartits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:28 AM (ufSfZ)

127 That's to say, we are in the last fifteen years of anything recognisable as the western world:

Fun fact for people wondering how the remainder of the 21st Century will go:

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in Europe.

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in the United States.

Nigeria: 7.6 million births.

Europe: about 5 million births.

The US: 3.8 million births.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (xTIDn)

128 Remember McNamara's Morons? During Viet Nam, McNamara hit on the brilliant idea of drafting a lot of really stupid people. It didn't pan out.
Posted by: Blutarski

It used to be "Join the military or go to jail." Not the way to get the best and the brightest.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

129 Isn’t Dolly also a leftist?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (kz78D)

130 57
‘ end your wars, and suck your dick.

Yeah, that last one costs extra, buddy.
Posted by: Tinkerbell ‘’

What if I clap my hands?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (jbnUc)

131 Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, but spare my venti skinny latte!

Bernie Sanders, Zohran Mamdani join Starbucks barista strike

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

132 Remember McNamara's Morons? During Viet Nam, McNamara hit on the brilliant idea of drafting a lot of really stupid people. It didn't pan out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 02, 2025 11:27 AM (cxFcK)

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Am I the only one who read that in a dead-pan voice?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (pG0Ez)

133 Isn’t Dolly also a leftist?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (kz78D)



She mostly stays quiet about that shit, I think, but is a pretty rabid supporter of the Rainbow Mafia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

134 131 Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, but spare my venti skinny latte!

Bernie Sanders, Zohran Mamdani join Starbucks barista strike
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

Fuck Starbucks. I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: A plague upon all their houses at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (TbWk/)

135 Fun fact for people wondering how the remainder of the 21st Century will go:

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in Europe.

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in the United States.

Nigeria: 7.6 million births.

Europe: about 5 million births.

The US: 3.8 million births.


I saw one analysis that predicted the Nigerian pop would reach 800M by 2100. Of course, that is based on an extrapolation of current trends.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

136 So Dolly got the brains and the topography in the family

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

137 Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, but spare my venti skinny latte!

Bernie Sanders, Zohran Mamdani join Starbucks barista strike

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

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Was Donkey-Chompers serving drinks?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (pG0Ez)

138 And that is what happens when we prioritize a particular people for immigration to America. Somalia on the Mississippi exists because the desire to create a monolithic sub-culture that is insulated from the now defunct "Melting Pot," and can be manipulated for political ends,
——-

Point of order, who is this “We” referred to in the equation?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (kWfhJ)

139 My dad was nuke qualified, was incredibly interested in nuke technology, but the Navy found out he could work on radios, so he spent 4 years at the bottom of a ship working in the radio room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)


When I enlisted, absolutely nothing trumped nuke. In fact, we had a guy who left the Navy because they wouldn't let him have a two year non-nuclear shore duty in return for re-enlisting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (ExV1e)

140 More babies are being born in Nigeria than in Europe.

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in the United States.



Combine that with NO babies in Japan, China or Korea and very few babies in India. India’s birth rate is well below replacement level right now.

Gonna be an interesting set of events.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (kz78D)

141 A major problem in fixing the immigration nightmare is Dems, like my AWFL sisters, who think we should at least have secure borders but the current mess is all the the Republican fault because they refuse to work with Dems on immigration "reform.' (Yes, they actually believe this as that is what they are told by their Dem politicians) They are clueless that the bills that were shot down were all essentially amnesty now for promises of enforcement later. Or that it was mostly conservative base that forced them to reject any deals as much of the GOP was more than happy to allow the invasion to continue.


Trump is showing them that a secure border is possible without immigration reform so now they must oppose it because TDS is more important.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2025 11:31 AM (GUOwU)

142 Fun fact for people wondering how the remainder of the 21st Century will go:

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in Europe.

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in the United States.

Nigeria: 7.6 million births.

Europe: about 5 million births.

The US: 3.8 million births.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


And which religious demographic is having more kids in Nigeria? I'd like to see the breakdown of Muslims v. Christians.

And I had no idea our birthrate was lower than Europe's. Yikes!

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

143 IT'S A TRAP!!!

CIty of Bonham, Tx:

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For more information, please contact the Bonham Municipal Court at 903-583-2071.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (Ikz78)

144 OrangeManBad used the dreaded, uber-rayciss R word "remigration" in a recent post on X.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (ULPxl)

145 The Atlantic:

Colleges Are Preparing to Self-Lobotomize

The skills that students will need in an age of automation are precisely those that are eroded by inserting AI into the educational process.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

146 She mostly stays quiet about that shit, I think, but is a pretty rabid supporter of the Rainbow Mafia.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Seems to be smart enough to not want to alienate the majority of her fans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (npFr7)

147 I thought Nigeria was dying of AIDS

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (uQzkA)

148 Combine that with NO babies in Japan, China or Korea and very few babies in India. India’s birth rate is well below replacement level right now.

Gonna be an interesting set of events.


This will be THE story of the rest of the century. Well, that and GAI.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

149 Isn’t Dolly also a leftist?

She is, though she generally stays mum.

She will express her support for LGPDQ perversion if asked, however.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:33 AM (ufSfZ)

150
Ellen Degenerate has her estate up for sale in England. She is planning to return here to the US.

That's a real shame. Probably returning to be a pain in the ass again.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:33 AM (3ek7K)

151 Stella Parton. Never worked for anything. Had everything handed to her by her hardworking sister. Parasite.
Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (uQzkA)


Thereby explaining her love of lefty politicians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (ExV1e)

152 At one time, Dolly was pretty openly patriotic.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

153 And I had no idea our birthrate was lower than Europe's. Yikes!

Our BR is higher, but there are more Europeans, so despite their lower BR, they produce more kids...for now.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (Riz8t)

154 I don't want to live in a multi-cultural society.

The heathens don't have the grace to live in Western Civilization peacefully.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 11:04 AM (W7XSX)

This. I'm tired of hearing the bullshit argument that we're a nation of immigrants. At one time, yeah, but not anymore. People used to come here to live the American dream, and to be an American, because to them it was the land of opportunity. They came, they worked, they assimilated, learned the language, they fought in our wars, and lived as Americans. These days? Fuck no. They're here for the grift, fly the flags of the shitholes they came from, they don't learn the language, and make demands for accommodation of their shit culture. Bottom line, we troll the sewers for immigrants these days. We don't bring them in from the western cultures or the 1st world anymore. We scrape the sewer pipes and dump it here, let them run for office, and let them take over whole towns, and let them plant their flag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (snZF9)

155 150
Ellen Degenerate has her estate up for sale in England. She is planning to return here to the US.




Trump will surely send her to one of the gay concentration camps he built won’t he? This is a very dangerous move on her part.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:35 AM (kz78D)

156 Point of order, who is this “We” referred to in the equation?

One of the amazing things about mass immigration is that it is wildly unpopular, and yet the Western elites have been able to enforce this policy anyway.

You're "far-right" if you object, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:35 AM (xTIDn)

157 Welcome To Hotel California: Democrats Push Retroactive Billionaire Tax

It is a penalty for those who stayed too long hoping that rational minds would prevail in California

Article I, Section 9, Clause 3:
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:35 AM (RHGPo)

158 Well best scoot, things to do.

But click on my nic if you want to see new Tensor images, starting a Christmas theme run.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (2GVsD)

159
IGTD,

Lol, wouldn't that be awesome.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (3ek7K)

160 Ellen Degenerate has her estate up for sale in England. She is planning to return here to the US.

That's a real shame. Probably returning to be a pain in the ass again.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:33 AM (3ek7K)



Trump should put a Truth Social post where it says "Access Denied."

F*ck that bish. She can keep her ass in England and take her chances with muslham rape gangs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

161 152 At one time, Dolly was pretty openly patriotic.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

Was she really though? She’s a country singer, helps the brand to be all rah rah America.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (kz78D)

162 At one time, Dolly was pretty openly patriotic.

At one time, Nashville was pretty openly patriotic, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (ufSfZ)

163 Fun fact for people wondering how the remainder of the 21st Century will go:

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in Europe.

More babies are being born in Nigeria than in the United States.

Nigeria: 7.6 million births.

Europe: about 5 million births.

The US: 3.8 million births.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:29 AM (xTIDn)
____

True, but Nigeria is a huge country in terms of population (240M people). It's much bigger than any Euro country and not far off the USA. It's in the middle of a "birth boom," but a lot of those kids won't be staying. There are probably a million Nigerians in the USA alone. Huge immigration here. There are sections of big cities that speak Yoruba or Ibo like its the local language.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

164 Man, Susan Dell is freaky-looking. See Daily Mail.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (Y1sOo)

165 Was she really though? She’s a country singer, helps the brand to be all rah rah America.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Fair point. I dunno how sincere she was.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

166 My friend is a Swede who immigrated a few years ago to play pro hockey.

He lived here for a few years, bouncing around a few towns playing for different teams. Ended up marrying a wonderful girl from Upstate New York. He recently started the naturalization process - and its been a nightmare.

He's exactly the kind of guy who you want to be part of our country. Except for the fact he's a Dallas Cowboys super-fan.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 02, 2025 11:37 AM (WYStd)

167
Seems to be smart enough to not want to alienate the majority of her fans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:32 AM (npFr7)



She's produced a Christmas movie or two that has a few flaming homos in prominent roles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

168 As much as the left is to blame for this, the right helped. The chamber of commerce wing of the GOP voted the US as a place to do business. Not a country. It’s why we have h1bs running every IT department in the country.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (kz78D)

169 Combine that with NO babies in Japan, China or Korea and very few babies in India. India’s birth rate is well below replacement level right now.

India is doing much better than China. East Asian societies have simply given up on having kids.

India: 23.2 million births.

China: 8.8 million births.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (xTIDn)

170 Guess I'll call it a day and take a nap.

Talk to you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (ufSfZ)

171 Man, Susan Dell is freaky-looking. See Daily Mail.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (Y1sOo)

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I saw that and thought the same. What's up with those eyebrows?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (DRSnL)

172 Ok, either it was just me or everyone has already asked, but I'll cop to it:

Did anyone else have the site as unreachable for for about 2 hours there?

AND the blackout blog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (bss/y)

173 Wolfus- Tecovas are 20% off the entire store today. Really nice boots.

Posted by: free tibet at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (iNp3L)

174 I saw Brains and Topography open for Bethany Curve at the Bittersweet Bistro in '98.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (pG0Ez)

175
At one time, Nashville was pretty openly patriotic, too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (ufSfZ)



Then, Nashville got $$$ from Jay-Z and Beyonce won a CMA for her "country" album.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

176 One of the things I think is encouraging about the birthrate issue here in the US is that it's fairly lopsided.

When this all goes to bits, it will be a handful of wild-eyed, childless, AWFL Marxist slags in the institutions trying to hold down a population that nearly universally despises them and all their shitty "values."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (BI5O2)

177 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (2GVsD)

Have you ever tried to run these locally? Just wondering.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (iXLmy)

178 Did anyone else have the site as unreachable for for about 2 hours there?

AND the blackout blog?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (bss/y)



Nope. Been here all morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

179 At one time, Dolly was pretty openly patriotic.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

Was she really though? She’s a country singer, helps the brand to be all rah rah America.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:36 AM (kz78D)
____

Yea. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers. The entertainment industry is one big bukkake orgy where a bunch of broken, mentally ill people compete with each other, viciously, to see who can be the biggest prick cocksucker.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

180 The blog is almost unreadable on iPhone. Load reload crash or tap tap tap freeze.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (uQzkA)

181 He's exactly the kind of guy who you want to be part of our country. Except for the fact he's a Dallas Cowboys super-fan.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Deal-breaker right there. Shows an IQ below 85.

Posted by: Rejected! at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (oftw2)

182 A Danish sperm bank has introduced a minimum IQ requirement of 85 for potential donors.
——-

Set your standards high, Denmark! LOL

The Army experimented with training more low frequency recruits. They found out, at some point it isn’t worth the trouble. It’s not just the high tech world we live in, at some level people can’t follow simple instructions or be left unsupervised to much degree.

I’m not sure why, but Lighthouse For The Blind employs actual handicapped and they do fine. If there are supposed to be 42 nuts and bolts in the bag, by golly there will be 42 nuts and bolts in the bag.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (kWfhJ)

183 True, but Nigeria is a huge country in terms of population (240M people).

And in 1952, Nigeria had 30 million people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (xTIDn)

184 Hmm. I haven't had any problems accessing the site, either on my phone or desktop.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (DRSnL)

185
Getting US citizenship shouldn't be as easy as filling out a form.


Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2025 11:41 AM (IifOV)

186 "52% of the school kids in Brussels are Muslim, 43% in Amsterdam, and on and on.

And the European elites are refining election and speech controls to make sure that no one objects.

Posted by: The ARC"

I'm guessing around 60% of the school kids in my area are Hispanic, both anchor babies and illegals. This is the case across much of the country

Back in the 80's the US had a Hispanic population around 5%, mostly in the Southeast and legal citizens. In a few years, people will ask how did the US turn into a third world shithole?

Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2025 11:41 AM (GUOwU)

187 India is doing much better than China. East Asian societies have simply given up on having kids.

India: 23.2 million births.

China: 8.8 million births.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (xTIDn)

Yeah China is absolutely fucked. Indias birth rate has been steadily dropping for decades. Which makes sense. As countries get richer they have fewer kids. The problem with China and India is this happened so fast and so dramatic that it’s a shock to the system.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:41 AM (kz78D)

188 Article I, Section 9, Clause 3:
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2025 11:35 AM (RHGPo)


The U.S. Constitution's Ex Post Facto Clause does not generally prohibit retroactive tax increases because it applies only to criminal laws, not civil matters like taxation.

So says SCOTUS.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (ExV1e)

189 >>I saw that and thought the same. What's up with those eyebrows?

https://tinyurl.com/3admdsvk

Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (Y1sOo)

190 When this all goes to bits, it will be a handful of wild-eyed, childless, AWFL Marxist slags in the institutions trying to hold down a population that nearly universally despises them and all their shitty "values."

Which is why the Left maintains an ironclad grip on the education system.

They don't need to have kids if they can convert yours.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (xTIDn)

191 Ok, either it was just me or everyone has already asked, but I'll cop to it:

Did anyone else have the site as unreachable for for about 2 hours there?

AND the blackout blog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (bss/y)

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Not here.

Wait, there's a blackout blog? Is that Ace's Xwitter Account?

And do I need to renew my MVP Membership to comment there?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (pG0Ez)

192
https://tinyurl.com/3admdsvk
Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (Y1sOo)



WTF is THAT?

Missed a perfect chance to sock Akbar......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

193 My friend is a Swede who immigrated a few years ago to play pro hockey.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 02, 2025 11:37 AM (WYStd)

And he probably speaks english almost like its his first language.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (snZF9)

194 47 The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit.

Sounds like a Ukrainian op. Good for them.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)


F*ck the Germans for putting that shit in the car.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---------

Look under thyne own dashboard.
My 2002 has too much electronics.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (MxEbv)

195 Nope. Been here all morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Huh. That is odd, must be local isp specific then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (bss/y)

196 115
‘ Stella Parton
-------

Who?’

I don’t care what Dolly thinks. Why the hell would I care what her sister thinks?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (jbnUc)

197 Conservatives have kids. Then single cat lady teachers indoctrinate them for 12-16 years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (kz78D)

198 Nigeria's rate has been falling slowly, though less slowly than ours (and Europe's). If Nigeria would ever become competent enough to be a concern for us, they would see a drastic fall in birth rate.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (GZYu7)

199 Not here.

Wait, there's a blackout blog? Is that Ace's Xwitter Account?

And do I need to renew my MVP Membership to comment there?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (pG0Ez)

There is a blackout blog, lemme find the address. Last post is from CBD in 2022, I think.

https://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (bss/y)

200 The blackout blog hasn't been used in a while......


Posted on April 20, 2021 by cbdaoshq

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

201 I’m not sure why, but Lighthouse For The Blind employs actual handicapped and they do fine. If there are supposed to be 42 nuts and bolts in the bag, by golly there will be 42 nuts and bolts in the bag.
Posted by: Common Tater

The Giant supermarkets around here seem to employ a few mildly mentally retarded people. I give them kudos for that. They're never put behind the register, but are given fairly simple tasks like handing out free samples or rounding up carts in the parking lot.

I'm in favor of everybody who can work working. Even if it's just rounding up carts in the parking lot.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (77rzZ)

202 There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (ufSfZ)

It used to be freedom and equality under the law that attracted people. Now it's free money.

Big difference.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (J8lxn)

203 Stella just failed the IQ test.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (63An5)

204 The blog is almost unreadable on iPhone. Load reload crash or tap tap tap freeze.
Posted by: NCKate


I'm not having any issues on mine right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (Ikz78)

205 AND the blackout blog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:38 AM (bss/y)


We don't fire up the blackout blog until shit really hits the fan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (Zv8bq)

206 I'm sure someone has already pointed this out (I'm not checking the comments yet), but America basically stopped ALL immigration for 30+ years after the massive surge of immigrants in the early 20th Century.

It gave plenty of time for the Irish and Italian subcultures to integrate into American life and be seen as just another type of American.

We need a similar pause for the next 30 years. Unless Trumpian style Republicans win the White House for the next 30 years (0% chance of that), we won't be able to to that.

(Also we need to kick out all the illegals and the scammers. At least that has a small chance of happening, given a Trumpian Republican follows after Trump.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (zjgNU)

207 And there's the offshoot blog as well since the very early days

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (uQzkA)

208 The nationwide meltdown hit Porsche models built since 2013, which are all fitted with the brand's factory VTS satellite-security unit

Allegedly, disconnecting the car battery for ten hours fixes the problem.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (xTIDn)

209 62. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

True. And to quote CDB above, "One of the most important structural changes that made these huge concentrations possible was the creation of the welfare state by the Democrats in the 1960s, ably and vilely led by the execrable Lyndon Baines Johnson."

Also see National Archives, THE WAR ON POVERTY 50 YEARS LATER: A PROGRESS REPORT, The Council of Economic Advisers January 2014

Since 2014, the US expanded health coverage and other safety net programs that were intended to prevent poverty from rising significantly. However, it seems that's BS and falling apart without much greater, broader and permanent subsidies.

Further, at least 20 million individuals entered the country - some legally but many not. Therefore, while poverty rates of elderly may show improvement, for children it appears to have worsened. (School demographics, and so on, indicating how many children are at lower economical levels and supplemental lunches and more are required.)

Hospitals might be failing (or appointments are back as far as a year) but pediatric clinics are opening in many of the same regions. There's also more subsidized housing than ever. etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (NFX2v)

210

The "Great Society".

Many thanks, Lyndon, for enacting a wildly successful purchase, through subsidy, of a race for the purpose of creating a monolithic voting bloc.

Hope you fry in hell for eternity.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (vFbHf)

211 Besides it can be lunch time, been pouring down here all morning after starting as freezing as it hit the ground. Just rain lately

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (5M/w3)

212 There is a blackout blog, lemme find the address. Last post is from CBD in 2022, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (bss/y)

=====

Is it the one with Giada's boobs? LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (DRSnL)

213 WTF is THAT?

Missed a perfect chance to sock Akbar......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Man, it looks like the old dirty Granny from the Playboy cartoons got herself a set of bolt-ons. Scary stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (npFr7)

214 The blog is almost unreadable on iPhone. Load reload crash or tap tap tap freeze.
Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 11:40 AM (uQzkA)


When I'm forced to use iWhatever, I break down and use Safari for Ace. Sucks but it works.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (ExV1e)

215 There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 02, 2025 11:18 AM (ufSfZ)


Short version? We used to bring in people who can install the toilet, now we bring in whats left in the toilet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (snZF9)

216
Look under thyne own dashboard.
My 2002 has too much electronics.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (MxEbv)



Electronic fuel injection started that. ECU's have been a major part since the 80's, at least in US autos.

I'm ok with all that. It's the 'connecting it to the internet' I have a massive problem with.

I have 2 vehicles with the Sync system in it and unless you hook your phone to it, it has no access to the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

217 The U.S. Constitution's Ex Post Facto Clause does not generally prohibit retroactive tax increases because it applies only to criminal laws, not civil matters like taxation.

So says SCOTUS.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (ExV1e)

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Yep, I remember when Bubba Clinton signed into law a retroactive ex post facto Death Tax increase sometime in the 90s.

Like you say, SCOTUS was apparently good with that as it was civil and not criminal.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (pG0Ez)

218
Berserker,

Perfect description.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (3ek7K)

219 The Giant supermarkets around here seem to employ a few mildly mentally retarded people. I give them kudos for that. They're never put behind the register, but are given fairly simple tasks like handing out free samples or rounding up carts in the parking lot.

----------

They also elect them for congress.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (J8lxn)

220 During the World War 2.0, welders and machinists and other skilled workers could likely stay out of the military. I’m sure they might have had some pangs of guilt, but they were contributing to the war effort too. The demand was off the charts stateside.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (kWfhJ)

221
Is it the one with Giada's boobs? LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (DRSnL)



*goes*

*looks*

Why, yes. Yes it is.

They're SFW, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

222 110 Stella Parton
@StellaParton
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)


You hate the country THAT BAD? Damn. Leave. Go to another one that has the communism and despair you seek.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

So racist and sexist choosing all white men...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (tOcjL)

223 If we got rid of welfare our immigration problem would solve itself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (kz78D)

224 We don't fire up the blackout blog until shit really hits the fan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (Zv8bq)

LOL. And when I mentioned it, half the people here (including long time 'ron) said 'What? we haver a blackout blog?'

How useful is a backup if no one has any idea it exists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (bss/y)

225 https://tinyurl.com/3admdsvk
Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2025 11:42 AM (Y1sOo)


WTF is THAT?

Missed a perfect chance to sock Akbar......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
_

The dude is prettier than that ... thing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

226 We don't fire up the blackout blog until shit really hits the fan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2025 11:45 AM (Zv8bq)

Would knowing the actual numerical IP address of the blog help us get here in the event of large-scale DNS outages?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:49 AM (npFr7)

227 There's a topic for someone smarter than I am - exactly what was the 'American social fabric' that pushed immigrants to adopt American ways? And what caused its demise?

Zero public benefits during the wave of immigration at the turn of the 20th Century.

Work or starve.

Now, you can get huge subsidies if you can immigrate into the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:49 AM (xTIDn)

228 Speaking of, the Tennessee Special Election is today.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 02, 2025 11:49 AM (NFX2v)

229 Conservatives have kids. Then single cat lady teachers indoctrinate them for 12-16 years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (kz78D)
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Covid put a halt to a bunch of that, thankfully. But there are still pockets of stupidity. Young men seem to have done a better job of resisting the indoctrination, but young women seem to have the intellectual curiosity of lemmings about some things. It's nice to know that many people now realize listening to a an under 30 women is fraught with danger, and the first order of business is determining whether or not they are infected with "stupid".

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2025 11:49 AM (GZYu7)

230 I think CBD's piece, above, should be Trump's prelude, spoken word for word, slowly, with dramatic pauses, in his next SOTU speech.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (KiBMU)

231 I had a post go viral in the early days and it was a day for some reason when we were using a version of the blackout blog and the first three comments I saw with my name I got fooled because I really thought people were talking about me even though it was saying I suck and whatever.

Then I quickly caught on that it was the [you] thing and had a good chuckle. Then I realized that no one was actually talking about me or my viral post and came back to earth with a thud. But [you] was a pretty good joke at one time.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (iXLmy)

232 Man, it looks like the old dirty Granny from the Playboy cartoons got herself a set of bolt-ons. Scary stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:46 AM (npFr7)



Heh. I remember that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

233 I don't think making an out and proud homosexual Secretary of State would be good for US diplomacy in most parts of the world.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

234 Then there was the time Madison was posting images and really pissed everyone off.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (iXLmy)

235 And he probably speaks english almost like its his first language.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (snZF9)

Yes. With a sick Scandinavian accent and insanely chiseled good looks which makes him the object of desire for the fairer sex.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (WYStd)

236 Allegedly, disconnecting the car battery for ten hours fixes the problem.
——-

Yeah, but now the windows won’t roll down, and the A/C is disabled until the dealer “resets”. I’m making this up, but it is not unusual for luxury cars to have this type of problem.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (kWfhJ)

237
IGTD,

Yes. Why we give our tax dollars to people coming here is something I never understood.

If they can't support themselves they should be denied entering our country.

Ggrrŕrrrr

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:51 AM (3ek7K)

238
How useful is a backup if no one has any idea it exists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (bss/y)



You're not a VIP member, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

239 How useful is a backup if no one has any idea it exists?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (bss/y)

Sounds like the Russian Doomsday Device in Strangelove.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2025 11:51 AM (uWKK8)

240 Then there was the time Madison was posting images and really pissed everyone off.
Posted by: ...

Ah, the Daily Daddario. Good times.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:51 AM (77rzZ)

241 When America decides that the family unit is the most important aspect of a civil Republic, motherhood will be re-elevated to its proper value, day care centers will be shut down and hospitals will be adding bigger maternity wings to their facilities.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 11:51 AM (MxEbv)

242
Yeah, but now the windows won’t roll down, and the A/C is disabled until the dealer “resets”. I’m making this up, but it is not unusual for luxury cars to have this type of problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (kWfhJ)



2008 Honda Accord. Battery dies.

You BETTER have the code from the factory or you'll never use the stereo again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

243 My sister works in a Columbus metro school district where the no. 1 language spoken at home is arabic and Spanish is second. English is third.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 02, 2025 11:52 AM (2ap+5)

244 During the World War 2.0, welders and machinists and other skilled workers could likely stay out of the military.

At the start of WWI, the French drafted all the coal miners.

It was going to be a short war, after all.

Come the winter of 1914, the French noted a slight flaw in their cunning plan, and released a lot of the coal miners back to the mines so France wouldn't freeze to death.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:52 AM (xTIDn)

245 Yep, I remember when Bubba Clinton signed into law a retroactive ex post facto Death Tax increase sometime in the 90s.

Like you say, SCOTUS was apparently good with that as it was civil and not criminal.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (pG0Ez)


According to AI, there was precedent from 1798.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:52 AM (ExV1e)

246 I saw that and thought the same. What's up with those eyebrows?

https://tinyurl.com/3admdsvk
Posted by: one hour sober

Kill it with fire!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 02, 2025 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

247 We give a lot of our tax dollars to the ones who both imported and, allegedly, help them.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 02, 2025 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

248 Good morning, sunshines!

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 11:53 AM (pZEOD)

249 There is a blackout blog, lemme find the address. Last post is from CBD in 2022, I think.

https://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:44 AM (bss/y)

------------

Excellent -- much appreciated, Aetius!

* stores URL in file of AoSHQ stored past nics and memorable quotes & comments *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 11:53 AM (pG0Ez)

250 233 I don't think making an out and proud homosexual Secretary of State would be good for US diplomacy in most parts of the world.
Posted by: Bulg

It is if your goal is the destruction of America.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:53 AM (kz78D)

251 Then there was the time Madison was posting images and really pissed everyone off.
Posted by: ... at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (iXLmy)


And then Pixy said, "Fuck it. I'm never updating Minx."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:54 AM (ExV1e)

252 >>Did anyone else have the site as unreachable for for about 2 hours there?

Yep. Also X. Some of my RSS feeds were down, too.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 02, 2025 11:54 AM (NcvvS)

253 Why, yes. Yes it is.

They're SFW, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

I can't believe that was so long ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (DRSnL)

254 Now, you can get huge subsidies if you can immigrate into the United States.

The Afghan who shot the National Guardsmen had his wife and five kids in a taxpayer-subsidized apartment, made no effort to learn English, and spent his days playing video games.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (xTIDn)

255 Why we give our tax dollars to people coming here is something I never understood.
——

Here we go again. “We” are doing no such thing. You have to get it in your head these are enemy actions, if you get right down to it. It was intended that way.

(If you don’t “understand” why they are doing this, you’re not paying attention). Politicians are not generally your friend.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (kWfhJ)

256 The problem is that every other immigrant group had aspects of the culture they were leaving that could be absorbed. Even with the huge wave of hispanic immigrants the same patterns are occurring where the kids speak very little Spanish, and their kids will probably not speak it at all.

Muslims do not have this connection. They are more likely apt to resist assimilation because their cultural connection is to that which seeks to overthrow, not fit in. As such, they are unwilling to accept what America offers, but work to consume as much welfare as possible, fortify clan relationships, and set up alternate public authority institutions. And if they can control a region, replace the old ones with theirs. The (dot) Indians do have the clannish business problem as well, but the EEOC is getting ready to end that.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (GZYu7)

257 Good morning, sunshines!
Posted by: Piper

Mornin', my favorite partially Pawnee person!

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 11:56 AM (77rzZ)

258 The Afghan who shot the National Guardsmen had his wife and five kids in a taxpayer-subsidized apartment, made no effort to learn English, and spent his days playing video games.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (xTIDn)

They have video games in the Orc tongue? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:56 AM (npFr7)

259 The SC might look at ex post facto for civil actions if they are clearly punitive. "We'll punish you for success" might draw a conservative majority against it on the Court

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2025 11:56 AM (bfwj/)

260 The Afghan who shot the National Guardsmen had his wife and five kids in a taxpayer-subsidized apartment, made no effort to learn English, and spent his days playing video games.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2025 11:55 AM (xTIDn)


UBI in action.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

261 If Ellen DeGenerate leaves England, it's because the UK is now planning to tax any residents worldwide earnings, and also their worldwide wealth. Every one with the tiniest bit of intelligence is trying to tell Starmer that if he pushes this through, everyone with any accumulated wealth at all will just leave, but he keeps saying "nah it'll be fine."

Even though the wealthy are the most easily mobile people on the planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (uWKK8)

262 Yeah, but now the windows won’t roll down, and the A/C is disabled until the dealer “resets”. I’m making this up, but it is not unusual for luxury cars to have this type of problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 11:50 AM (kWfhJ)

I had an issue like this. My car went into limp mode for no apparent reason. I called the dealer they said I need to bring it, first appointment tent was like a week out.

So I said ok fuck this I googled it other people had the same issue and there was a way to undo it. It was a simple system reset you could do yourself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (kz78D)

263
Piper,

Doggie is pouting after being groomed today, lol.

He cracks me up.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (3ek7K)

264 They have video games in the Orc tongue? Who knew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 11:56 AM (npFr7)


Mostly goat dating simulators.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

265 Just think. One once-in-a-lifetime solar storm could wipe out most of the internet. That's when the world ends.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 02, 2025 11:58 AM (g8Ew8)

266 261 If Ellen DeGenerate leaves England, it's because the UK is now planning to tax any residents worldwide earnings, and also their worldwide wealth.



US does this already. As a citizen you pay American taxes no matter where you live or where you earn money. Well you’re supposed to anyway.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 11:58 AM (kz78D)

267 How useful is a backup if no one has any idea it exists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 11:48 AM (bss/y)


You're not a VIP member, then.
Posted by: Sponge


Address is on the back of the chipboard membership card.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:58 AM (Ikz78)

268 If Ellen DeGenerate leaves England, it's because the UK is now planning to tax any residents worldwide earnings, and also their worldwide wealth.


They are leaving because it's too cold. They miss sunny California.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:59 AM (Ikz78)

269 My grandmother was the daughter of German immigrants and German was the language they spoke in the home. They lived on "Dutch Hill" of course, but the key to their successful integration is the German families really didn't seem to like each other all that much.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 02, 2025 11:59 AM (2ap+5)

270 If Ellen DeGenerate leaves England, it's because the UK is now planning to tax any residents worldwide earnings, and also their worldwide wealth. Every one with the tiniest bit of intelligence is trying to tell Starmer that if he pushes this through, everyone with any accumulated wealth at all will just leave, but he keeps saying "nah it'll be fine."

Even though the wealthy are the most easily mobile people on the planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (uWKK

----------------

"HEY, I just got a GREAT IDEA!"

/Califzuela Gov. Gruesome Newscum 2028!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (pG0Ez)

271 At what population density do immigrants retain their original culture, and have the ability to reject the culture of their "adopted" country?

********

The Concentration Gradient

There once was an scientist named Boris
Who analyzed this phenomenon for us
Osmotic equilibrium
Causes cultural opprobrium
Whenever the membrane is too porous!

Posted by: muldoon at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (/iMjX)

272 Not having issues here

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (5M/w3)

273 They are leaving because it's too cold. They miss sunny California.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:59 AM (Ikz7


The muzzie gangs have already raped all the best potential lesbians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

274 Even though the wealthy are the most easily mobile people on the planet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2025 11:57 AM (uWKK

Them and the very poor. If you have nothing at all, it's easier to be poor on the streets of L.A. than on the streets of Nome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (npFr7)

275 The blackout blog hasn't been used in a while......


Posted on April 20, 2021 by cbdaoshq

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Pixy's done yeoman's work on the blog's reliability. It doesn't break nearly as often as it used to.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

276
Has anyone read the Kissinger report? Interesting reading, it is forward planning from a realpolitik stance on maintaining control of foreign assets in the face of demands due to the needs of growing populations overseas.
It includes input from Planned Parenthood


https://tinyurl.com/3jn6ps94

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 12:01 PM (rbvCR)

277 It depends on the car. It used to be unhooking the battery was no big deal. Later, you might lose radio station presets. Or rough shifts in an automatic transmission for a little while.

Some cars, some makes, some models, disconnect of the battery causes very serious issues, only resolved by a trip to the dealer and use of a proprietary scan tool. Not common maybe, but .. check to be sure

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 12:01 PM (kWfhJ)

278 True, but Nigeria is a huge country in terms of population (240M people).

And in 1952, Nigeria had 30 million people."

Hey, let's send them some more food!

/

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 12:01 PM (XuXeR)

279 They are leaving because it's too cold. They miss sunny California.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 11:59 AM (Ikz7

So move to Bar-th-lona or some place like that. Why come Back to the ultra fascist and racist Trumpian America?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 12:02 PM (kz78D)

280 Ellen doesn't like the Socialism she wanted?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 12:02 PM (5M/w3)

281
Pixy's done yeoman's work on the blog's reliability. It doesn't break nearly as often as it used to.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 02, 2025 12:00 PM (OUMaO)



This is valid.

*raises glass*

PIXY!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

282 The WH Christmas decorations are nice. But then, my Jewish ass could do better than a bunch of deranged mudjackers prancing around in tutus, so it doesn't take much to beat the Bidens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2025 12:02 PM (BI5O2)

283 Can you imagine a country that would be so greedy as to tax worldwide earnings? Or so deeply corrupt as to tax the wealth of anyone who dared try to escape their clutches by charging an exit tax on wealth?

Posted by: Oglebay at December 02, 2025 12:03 PM (2ap+5)

284 >>>The Afghan who shot the National Guardsmen had his wife and five kids in a taxpayer-subsidized apartment, made no effort to learn English, and spent his days playing video games.
Posted by: The ARC of History
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Who was his handler?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 12:03 PM (MxEbv)

285 Hey, let's send them some more food!

We don't appear to send them a lot of food, generally.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 12:03 PM (ExV1e)

286
I think Degenerate got rooked buying the estate.

The place is usually flooded. I laugh when I see the pictures.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (3ek7K)

287 I saw Deranged Mudjackers open for Stone Pony at the Crazy Horse in '82.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (0cOaq)

288 Can you imagine a country that would be so greedy as to tax worldwide earnings?


Like say oh I dunno the United States of America?

Because that’s what we do. And have done for a long time.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (kz78D)

289 The only certain thing in this world is Death and Taxes, and not necessarily in that order

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (kWfhJ)

290 Just think. One once-in-a-lifetime solar storm could wipe out most of the internet. That's when the world ends.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 02, 2025 11:58 AM (g8Ew

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If most or all of the electrical grid goes down, it's gonna be a literal Zombie Apocalypse.

And even we well-armed and -prepped folks -- with the possible exception of the hard-cord survivalists with underground and well-defended & -protected bunkers -- will be in danger from roving gangs of murderous starving.

Well, that's a happy thought and way to start off the day ... eh, there are no guarantees (some idiot might kill me on the road today, as they've certainly been trying for years now).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (pG0Ez)

291 An inheritance tax is the most immoral of taxes. It’s like I’m dead and you’re still gonna tax me? Fuuuuuuck off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (kz78D)

292 Hey, let's send them some more food!

We don't appear to send them a lot of food, generally.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

8-year-old me would gladly have sent them some of my suppers. Them, or the starving Chinese children I was always told about.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (77rzZ)

293 How did we survive once upon a time with no internet?

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (uQzkA)

294 The place is usually flooded. I laugh when I see the pictures.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (3ek7K)


In the UK? How strange. You usually hear about it being so dry and sunny.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (ExV1e)

295 The only certain thing in this world is Death and Taxes, and not necessarily in that order

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2025 12:04 PM (kWfhJ)

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Which ObamaDeathCare combined into one convenient package.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 12:06 PM (pG0Ez)

296 We don't appear to send them a lot of food, generally."

The 50s, 60s and 70s might say otherwise...

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 12:06 PM (XRizx)

297 It’s always funny to see rich liberal cosplaying farmer.

Dubya did it too. He was a “rancher” remember? lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 12:07 PM (kz78D)

298 If most or all of the electrical grid goes down, it's gonna be a literal Zombie Apocalypse.
Posted by: ShainS

My wife read a novel about the aftermath of an EMP -- "Five Seconds After," or something like that.

Scary stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

299 284 >>>The Afghan who shot the National Guardsmen had his wife and five kids in a taxpayer-subsidized apartment, made no effort to learn English, and spent his days playing video games.
Posted by: The ARC of History
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So he was the Billy Bob Thornton of Afghans?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2025 12:07 PM (Wg6v7)

300 How did we survive once upon a time with no internet?
Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (uQzkA)


Remember leaving the house in the morning, running around all day with your friends... parents had no idea where you were or any way to call you home... until the street lights came on.

Glorious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2025 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

301 293 How did we survive once upon a time with no internet?
Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (uQzkA)

It seems like it was a lot quieter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2025 12:08 PM (bss/y)

302 Who was his handler?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 02, 2025 12:03 PM (MxEbv)

------------

Ray Epps.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 12:08 PM (pG0Ez)

303 It’s always funny to see rich liberal cosplaying farmer.

Dubya did it too. He was a “rancher” remember? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Reagan had a ranch, too.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2025 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

304 Can you imagine a country that would be so greedy as to tax worldwide earnings?

You don't want tax collectors to go hungry, do you?

Posted by: The IRS at December 02, 2025 12:08 PM (63An5)

305 291
‘ An inheritance tax is the most immoral of taxes. It’s like I’m dead and you’re still gonna tax me? Fuuuuuuck off.’

Yeah. But you can’t do anything about it. You’ll be dead.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2025 12:09 PM (jbnUc)

306 Check out Jim Acosta interviewing Rosie O'Donnell, lol! They look like fraternal twins now!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2025 12:09 PM (BI5O2)

307 I watched the movie Election recently. It’s from 1999. No cell phones in the movie. And I kept thinking none of this would have worked today, smart phones, internet and gps tracking would have killed the entire story.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 12:09 PM (kz78D)

308
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2025 12:09 PM (y9nCu)

309 To follow up on a theme from previous days about dealing with treachery first - a topic linked earlier today -

"It is essentially Gaza on the Willamette, If Cranston is exonerated it will be nothing short of a miracle."

Not mentioned in the article, IIRC, was that the fiance this dude went to jail for defending turned on him on and caved to the BLM types to testify there was no threat after the dude assaulted three people and advanced on a drawn weapon.

None of this shit will get fixed if that sort of BS is tolerated. People need to stop coddling their young female relatives who carry water for causes like BLM and kick their asses to the curb.

Posted by: heya at December 02, 2025 12:12 PM (nH+RN)

310 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 02, 2025 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

311 If most or all of the electrical grid goes down, it's gonna be a literal Zombie Apocalypse.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 12:05 PM (pG0Ez)


None of my guns and ammo is internet capable, so I am not worried. And roving bands will be decimated by anyone with weapons.

The real question is: how long will it take to get the power back on?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2025 12:13 PM (Zv8bq)

312 291
‘ An inheritance tax is the most immoral of taxes. It’s like I’m dead and you’re still gonna tax me? Fuuuuuuck off.’

Yeah. But you can’t do anything about it. You’ll be dead.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2025 12:09 PM (jbnUc)
-

In protest, dead Democrats will start voting for the GOP.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 02, 2025 12:13 PM (ZTT+3)

313 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2025 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

314 It's "citizen " vs "residents " taxes. Wealthy types will get "residency " in low tax regions. As I understand it, the UK plan is to tax all...citizens and all residents, regardless.

Posted by: man at December 02, 2025 12:13 PM (XRizx)

315 @Markfry809
This asshole killed 60 people and injured approximately 867 in Las Vegas yet the American government didn’t stop all white dudes from entering the country.

There are good explanations for all of this.
Posted by: The CIA at December 02, 2025 11:17 AM (+ffGB)
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Ancient history in that the father was on FBI most wanted forever and the children grew up rich. Amazing how those rich people kill without consequence. FBI childcare growing mass murderers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2025 12:14 PM (lL6v/)

316 My friend is a Swede who immigrated a few years ago to play pro hockey.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 02, 2025 11:37 AM (WYStd)

And he probably speaks english almost like its his first language.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2025 11:43 AM (snZF9)
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A buddy of mine at church is from Sweden and yes, you can barely tell he has an accent. I didn't even know he was from Sweden until he told me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 12:17 PM (IBQGV)

317 My dad came over with his parents from England post-WWII, having lost their son to the war effort and their daughter to a Yank who brought her home to Buffalo. They worked their butts off to be self-supporting and be a benefit to their adopting country.

Likewise, my mom's grandfather grabbed his sons and daughter and headed to the States from Poland to escape (yet another) approaching war with Russia. It took years to find a suitable place to settle in and ply his talents in a way that made him a living while not being a burden to their new country. They retained a pride in their native land, but their gratitude for America was inescapable.

Neither set of parents would believe the places their kin would go or what they'd achieve. Handouts were anathema to their worldviews.

Posted by: red speck at December 02, 2025 12:41 PM (Ve/HL)

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