Daily Tech News 26 November 2025

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TSMC, the world's leading manufacturer of high-end chips, says it can meet one third of the demand from AI buildouts. (Tom's Hardware)

Expect shortages of everything electronic. Except hobby stuff like the Raspberry Pi Pico which is made on equipment from 2008 that the AI guys don't even think about.
Rapidus - a new Japanese chipmaker funded by a list of the top companies in that country including Toyota and Sony - is set to start construction of a 1.4nm fab in Hokkaido in 2027. (Tom's Hardware)

Due to start production in 2029.

So don't expect relief from the crunch any time soon.

Unless the bubble bursts.

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Intel's Nova Lake CPUs - expected next year with up to 52 CPU cores - will also have up to 144MB of last-level cache, similar to AMD's X3D chips. (WCCFTech)

But you can't have the 52 cores and the 144MB of cache. The 52 core version has a second CPU die, and apparently the large cache version needs the space for its cache die. 28 cores max on those models, and only 8 of them full speed.

By comparison, AMD is expected to launch CPUs next year with 24 full speed cores, but no "efficiency" cores.
What is the role of tech journalism in a world where CEOs no longer feel shame? (Platformer)

Your role is to report the fucking news.

This is about that disastrous interview with Roblox's CEO, but also about reporters who have completely forgotten - if they ever knew - that their job is to report:
I'm still reckoning with what it means to do journalism in a world where the truth can barely hold anyone's attention - much less hold a platform accountable, in any real sense of that word. I'm rethinking how to cover tech policy at a time when it is being made by whim. I'm noticing the degree to which platforms wish to be judged only by their stated intentions, and almost never on the outcomes of anyone who uses them.
No sign of intelligent life.
Campbell's Soup's CISO and vice president Martin Bally has been put on leave after video of him surfaced declaiming that Chicken noodle soup is people! You're eating people! and I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore. (The Register)

Although the audio is garbled, in a later section he appears to cry out You maniacs! You blew it up!
Amazon has launched its Leo satellite internet, offering speeds of up to one gigabit per second. (Amazon)

Can you use it? Not yet. Trials for enterprise customers start next year.

Also, Amazon's satellite cloud falls just a little short of Starlink's: 150 vs. nearly 8000.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. And your little dog too.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:00 AM (+qU29)

2 Go get 'em, Skip!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

3 w00t

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

4 Weirdly dressed group , and the hair of the lead singer is odd , but music is catchy. i'm not sure I've ever heard them before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:07 AM (rZCVI)

5 Nobody listens to journalists anymore. Any good will they ever had was pissed away by being proudly biased. If the ROBLOX CEO were Trans, they wouldn't have commented on it.

Posted by: resist_we_much at November 26, 2025 04:09 AM (cpys8)

6 Was up most of last 1 1/2 hours, think fell back asleep minutes before the alarm

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:15 AM (+qU29)

7 Count your blessings. A reflection on Ezra 3:1, 4-6 and 9-11. Devotional is followed by a reflection and insights:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z3ndk6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:16 AM (rZCVI)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 04:16 AM (sAmhv)

9 from the Platformer article:

When Meta researchers found that by 2018, approximately 40 percent of children ages 9 to 12 were daily Instagram users

Children ... who live ... where?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:17 AM (RuTUS)

10 Comedian makes people laugh by telling about his visit to the hospital . If you have an interest, just scroll down to the bottom left where it says play to watch on YouTube. FaithPot puts these long descriptions so that people don't have to worry about the content, I guess: but it ruins the material.

https://tinyurl.com/3kdc3c6d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:25 AM (rZCVI)

11 Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H)

12 Old time hymn , "Jesus keep me near the cross," written by Fanny Crosby, the blind woman who wrote the Christian hymn, "Blessed Assurance "

https://tinyurl.com/2s67zv7m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:34 AM (Nx5jP)

13 >>>Your role is to report the fucking news.

The Activist Journalist would be stunned by that suggestion.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:34 AM (RuTUS)

14 Joshua 1:1-9

A passage about courage :

https://tinyurl.com/ycy75vek

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:37 AM (Nx5jP)

15 Somehow my tablet screen is in some kind of Hell
Has a 30 second time out and won't change to
any longer
Keeps shutting off screen

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (+qU29)

16 That paragraph written/spoken by the journalist/Roblox's CEO is the most idiotic thing I've seen this quarter.

We can all strive to better.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (WFC1M)

17 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A weird 52 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with rain on the way.

Not as much work ahead as yesterday, but enough to keep me occupied for a good couple of hours to start with. Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ)

18 I wonder what orbit Amazon Leo is using?
Are they way out there like most satellites or closer, with lower latency as a result, like Starlink?

You’d think Amazon would have mentioned a few technical specs in their own PR article, but none to be found, unless I missed them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 04:42 AM (6ydKt)

19 from the Platformer article:

"The tech backlash that kicked off in 2017 inspired platforms to make meaningful and effective investments in content moderation, cybersecurity, platform integrity, and other teams that worked to protect their user bases."

ok; maybe

"Imperfect as these efforts were, they bolstered my sense that tech platforms were susceptible to pressure from the public, from lawmakers and from journalists."

Here the Activist Journalist moves from being tediously scolding (imperfect as these efforts were) to openly narcissistic (they bolstered my sense) to moronically dumb (tech platforms were susceptible to pressure from the public, from lawmakers and from journalists).

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:45 AM (RuTUS)

20 Whatever Intel does with their next gen chips they need to make it work and make some sales.

If they keep up with this long string of losses they’ve had the past few years there will be some serious talk of breaking it up or a fed buyout.

I don’t think Lisa Su would go for it, but AMD could get back in the fab business by buying a few of Intel’s.

If Intel can make 18A close to TSMC’s cutting edge nodes they might be able to pull out of this slump.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 04:47 AM (6ydKt)

21 16 That paragraph written/spoken by the journalist/Roblox's CEO is the most idiotic thing I've seen this quarter.

We can all strive to better.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (WFC1M)

There's a whole 13-minute read-through of an idiotic article waiting for you behind that click!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:49 AM (RuTUS)

22 Think I figured it out. Tablet was running out of power

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:59 AM (+qU29)

23 Oh, good, Skip.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:00 AM (RuTUS)

24 Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H)

Funny you should say that. Just the other day I told Mrs. Adrenaline I was surprised one of the fast food chains hadn’t come up with a Thanksgiving Meal. Something like turkey nuggets, fries, and a cranberry shake.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 26, 2025 05:02 AM (JRP2U)

25 Kate, the royal one, has a new nephew named Inigo! Yes, really. Her brother's new baby. It's the first time I've seen anyone use the name IRL.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 26, 2025 05:04 AM (+mUZM)

26 It seems someone who watched YouTube all day didn't plug in the machine after they were done

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:10 AM (+qU29)

27
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2025 05:12 AM (tljrc)

28 The Campbell's article is hilarious, but now I'm putting on my conspiracy cap.
1. If anyone could and would fake a recording, wouldn't it be a fired IT guy?
2. Wouldn't an IT exec know that 3D printed meat is expensive as hell while chicken scraps are dirt cheap?
3. If the exec really was complaining about Indian IT people, doesn't that make him more sympathetic, not less so?

Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:14 AM (i/tOn)

29 G'morning, all!

64.4 degrees outside.

A good temperature for today's morning walk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (a1415)

30 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (AN2gy)

31 Amazon Leo debuts new gigabit-speed 'Ultra' antenna, begins enterprise preview

I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS)

32 It won't happen , but if Sen Capt Kelly is found to be undermining the military chain of command hope he gets stripped of that Capt and everything that comes with it.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (+qU29)

33 Notsothoreau,
Sorry to hear about the baby's father.

Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (i/tOn)

34 Finished addressing the last of the Christmas cards last night.

We can drop them off on the way to the 12:00 Church service today.

Then the out of town guests should arrive around mid-afternoon for the beginning of the celebration of Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (a1415)

35 Weirdly dressed group , and the hair of the lead singer is odd , but music is catchy. i'm not sure I've ever heard them before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:07 AM (rZCVI)

Sweet is probably more widely known for Ballroom Blitz.

https://youtu.be/mPQPdYttl7U

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (ExV1e)

36 I have to get out of here
At least it's end of the week., at least I think it is

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:18 AM (+qU29)

37 I like this WEST streaming channel that Dish has, I usually keep it on as background noise when I'm working in the mornings.

Only problem is that WEST, being brand new and a streaming channel doesn't have a big advertiser pool to work with yet so they're stuck with more than half of their commercials being Ad Council PSAs.

I've seen the "Head in the Cloud" anti-vape warning ad for parents. They usually play that 2 or 3 times in a row, followed by the other ad where dad is trying to talk to his teenage daughter about vaping and the only way he can get her attention is to do a TikTok dance fad while she tells him "You're doing it wrong" before she shows him how to dance the dance in front of an oval light and a camera.

Not to mention the "Asian Hate" PSA where the kinda cute Korean gal who owns a cab company, somewhere in CA I'm guessing, decided to give Asians free rides in her cabs so they don't have to walk and get harassed on the street.

Followed up by the PSA where they have asinger singing about "Walk a mile in my shoes" in old Gospel style.

I've seen every one of those 200 times in the last month at least. I can recite the actors lines before they do.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:19 AM (6ydKt)

38 They make chicken soup out of worn out laying hens.

It's 27 degrees here. Time for me to go back to sleep for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 26, 2025 05:19 AM (+mUZM)

39 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at November 26, 2025 05:20 AM (XQo4F)

40 >>> Sweet is probably more widely known for Ballroom Blitz.

Probably. This one is my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDtzlfkAbhY

Love is like Oxygen

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (AN2gy)

41 28 The Campbell's article is hilarious, but now I'm putting on my conspiracy cap.
1. If anyone could and would fake a recording, wouldn't it be a fired IT guy?
2. Wouldn't an IT exec know that 3D printed meat is expensive as hell while chicken scraps are dirt cheap?
3. If the exec really was complaining about Indian IT people, doesn't that make him more sympathetic, not less so?
Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:14 AM (i/tOn)

heh-heh
At least the first two.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (RuTUS)

42 I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS)

They just mean Amazon Web Services large corporate customers.
Usually in tech talk, "enterprise" is just the MBA version of "business customers".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (6ydKt)

43 Expect shortages of everything electronic.
...
Unless the bubble bursts.

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

44 42 I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS)

They just mean Amazon Web Services large corporate customers.
Usually in tech talk, "enterprise" is just the MBA version of "business customers".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (6ydKt)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS)

45 Campbell's made a good point about this VP who talks too much crap about his employer.

He's the VP/Chief Information Security Officer, so an IT guy, and Campbell's made the fair point that means he doesn't have a clue about the food prep side of the business.

He's probably spent his entire time at HQ staring at computer screens and never been in a factory.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (6ydKt)

46 Sweet did "Love is like Oxygen"? Yes; I know that song.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (Nx5jP)

47 from the Campbell's soup article:

The soup slinger confirmed to Complex on Monday that Bally had been placed on leave while it investigates the allegations.

"soup slinger"
???

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS)

48 Great tune this morning Pixy, I remember this one! Haven't heard it in a long long time.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (O7YUW)

49 It won't happen , but if Sen Capt Kelly is found to be undermining the military chain of command hope he gets stripped of that Capt and everything that comes with it.
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (+qU29)

Someone on Althouse (yes, I know) suggested the bastard be brought back to active duty, assigned to Gitmo and tasked with cleaning latrines with a toothbrush. Then, every other day, bust him in rank for not doing it properly until you get him down to private, and then make him retire on a private's salary.

But, as many wiser than I have predicted, all that will happen is that he'll get a slap on the wrist, a "naughty, naughty!" wink and told to be more careful next time. Because, if you think the same FBI that persecuted Catholics and stood with their thumbs up their asses while Trump survived Butler is actually going to do anything, then I would like to sell you some Arizona Beachfront property.

Kelly is untouchable and he knows it. Can we please stop with the FAFO play-acting?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:33 AM (ufSfZ)

50 Sweet did "Love is like Oxygen"? Yes; I know that song.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (Nx5jP)

Also the song "Merry Christmas, Everybody," though I prefer Robbie Williams' cover version.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:34 AM (ufSfZ)

51 Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ)
----
It's the Moron Way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV)

52 Belated BOING!

Spent over an hour figuring out why the dining room halogen lamp wasn't working. Wasn't the bulb. Wasn't the fixture. Opened the wall dimmer panel and found a disconnected wire. Reconnected to the dimmer and nada.

So... the dimmer it was! Install a new dimmer switch and - presto - works! Just in time for the social event we're having here tomorrow evening.

Mrs. BD is impressed. You have to keep in mind that my late FIL couldn't change a lightbulb.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (joBMu)

53 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:34 AM (ufSfZ)

I don't know song "Merry Christmas, everyone "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (ix8EF)

54 Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ)
----
It's the Moron Way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV)
-

The lay-away plan.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (joBMu)

55 I wouldn't doubt Campbell's is researching printed meat products, but I doubt they're using it in their food yet. Especially since lab-grown meat is illegal in at least one large state that I know of, Florida, and they aren't going to risk losing that market by putting fake protein in their products.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (6ydKt)

56 Also, Amazon's satellite cloud falls just a little short of Starlink's: 150 vs. nearly 8000.
----
How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?

Lasers? Railguns? Missiles?

Taking all bets!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV)

57 I just learned from YouTube that C.S. Lewis wrote sermons. I didn't even know that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:38 AM (ix8EF)

58 54 Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ)
----
It's the Moron Way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV)
-
The lay-away plan.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (joBMu)

Peak efficiency!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (RuTUS)

59 How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?

Lasers? Railguns? Missiles?

Taking all bets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV)

My money is on Starlink. They could have suicide satellites, take out all the Kuiper satellites, and not even see a significant drop in service.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ExV1e)

60 I don't understand this. How can you print meat? Maybe I don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ix8EF)

61 How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?

Lasers? Railguns? Missiles?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV)
-

You forgot photon torpedoes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (joBMu)

62 59 How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?

Lasers? Railguns? Missiles?

Taking all bets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV)

My money is on Starlink. They could have suicide satellites, take out all the Kuiper satellites, and not even see a significant drop in service.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ExV1e)

Star Wars!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:41 AM (RuTUS)

63 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2025 05:41 AM (Cjt/F)

64 How can you print meat?

The most common approach involves using bio-ink composed of cultured animal cells, which are grown from stem cells isolated from a tissue sample and then multiplied to form a cellular mass. This bio-ink is loaded into a 3D printer, which deposits the material through a nozzle following instructions from computer-aided design (CAD) software to replicate the desired meat structure, such as a steak. After printing, the structure is typically placed in an incubator to allow the cells to differentiate into muscle and fat cells, forming tissue similar to real meat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:42 AM (ExV1e)

65 24 Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H)

Funny you should say that. Just the other day I told Mrs. Adrenaline I was surprised one of the fast food chains hadn’t come up with a Thanksgiving Meal. Something like turkey nuggets, fries, and a cranberry shake.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 26, 2025 05:02 AM (JRP2U)

Then it wouldn't be so special.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:42 AM (RuTUS)

66 Kinda surprised Ace hasn't done a story on the DoorDash issue yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:43 AM (ExV1e)

67 One would think there's a tidy little niche forming up for any chipmaker to occupy making decent but not ridiculous hardware for normal, daily use that the AI blob would have no interest in.

"Yeah, it won't run the latest quintuple-A slopfest looter shooter at ten thousand FPS... but you can actually buy it. Today. Your call."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 05:44 AM (06Hmj)

68 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (ix8EF)

Good morning! Even though he's a douchenozzle...Springsteen's Merry Christmas Baby is a fun song to listen to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 26, 2025 05:44 AM (3Ope8)

69 Merry Christmas, Everyone! by Slade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8L_j90toY

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (AN2gy)

70 @56/"Perfessor" Squirrel: "Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Taking all bets!"

The Crimson Permanent Assurance in SPAAAACE!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (O7YUW)

71 I used to have a different nic, Buck did one.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (sDNVV)

72 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:42 AM (ExV1e)

Ewwwwww!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (Nx5jP)

73 I just watched a video clip about polar bears taking over an abandoned Soviet research station.

You just know those bears are up to something...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:46 AM (IBQGV)

74 >Kelly is untouchable and he knows it. Can we please stop with the FAFO play-acting?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

----

yes, this
so much of my X feed is GOPers and administration figures talking about what/who needs to be investigated, and who should be subpoenaed, and 'we got 'em by the short n' curlies now!'

talk is cheap, and in abundant supply

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2025 05:46 AM (AOsQT)

75 60 I don't understand this. How can you print meat? Maybe I don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ix8EF)

Food printing hasn't hit mainstream yet, but it's coming, along with printing pharmaceuticals and eventually biological material.

It works the same way a 3D printer works.
You start with different protein & fat packs, and the printer will print out the meat like a 3D printer does, layer by layer on top of each other.

They've already printed out chicken, steaks and hamburgers.
But the flavor hasn't been perfected yet and doesn't taste real.

Once they get over that hurdle we'll start seeing 3D printed meats if the governments of the world allow it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:47 AM (6ydKt)

76 Sweet Fox on the Run. I may have been crapping my diapers when I first heard this.

Okay, not really. I'm still 29, bitches.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 05:47 AM (WFC1M)

77 "soup slinger"
???
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS)

better than "soup nazi".

come back... one year!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 05:48 AM (06Hmj)

78 I used to have a different nic, Buck did one.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (sDNVV)

Thanks. I must have been out of the house /shudder. I'll look for that one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:48 AM (ExV1e)

79 Do polar bears like honey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 05:49 AM (06Hmj)

80 69 Merry Christmas, Everyone! by Slade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8L_j90toY
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (AN2gy)

; )

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:50 AM (RuTUS)

81 @25 It's the first time I've seen anyone use the name IRL.

Common as anything among the Basques, they say.
Inigo Jones was the founder of British architecture.
Ignatius Loyola was named Inigo. They Latined it up though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 26, 2025 05:50 AM (zdLoL)

82 I don't know song "Merry Christmas, everyone "
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (ix8EF)

Sorry. It's "Merry Christmas, Everybody"

https://tinyurl.com/4ntt795d

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:52 AM (ufSfZ)

83 Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ)
----
It's the Moron Way...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV)

I frankly don't want anyone over. I don't like holiday merrymaking. I'm actually hoping my guests will get colds or flu or better offers and leave me alone.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:55 AM (ufSfZ)

84 82 "Merry Christmas, Everybody"

https://tinyurl.com/4ntt795d
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:52 AM (ufSfZ)

Grows on ya!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:57 AM (RuTUS)

85 How can you print meat? Maybe I don't want to know.

This should take you back: when most cuts of meat were still sold as a hunk, they were all stamped "Grade A" or "prime," in blue ink. It was grape juice. Haven't seen it in this millennium.

I'd think the tricky part of meat printing would be resettable type.
Somebody is going to get to be "The Gutenberg of Meat."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 26, 2025 05:57 AM (zdLoL)

86 I frankly don't want anyone over. I don't like holiday merrymaking. I'm actually hoping my guests will get colds or flu or better offers and leave me alone.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:55 AM (ufSfZ)

You're literally just begging the Christmas Ghosts to come visit you at this point. Better save up to give money to some urchin to buy you a goose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:58 AM (ExV1e)

87 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:55 AM (ufSfZ)

Why would they get a better offer? I'm guessing they come because they love and like you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 06:00 AM (ix8EF)

88 Kelly is untouchable and he knows it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:33 AM (ufSfZ)
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Likely.

I keep telling everyone to follow DataRepublican.

She's following the money:

https://tinyurl.com/kr768ayn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:00 AM (joBMu)

89 I suspect that printed meat *might* have applicability in very long distance space flight, or possibly during an ice age, but normally it has no real usefulness. It uses far more resources than to just raise cows or chickens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:01 AM (ExV1e)

90 I'd think the tricky part of meat printing would be resettable type.

Somebody is going to get to be "The Gutenberg of Meat."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 26, 2025 05:57 AM (zdLoL)
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Meat the Press?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:01 AM (joBMu)

91 >>>I frankly don't want anyone over. I don't like holiday merrymaking. I'm actually hoping my guests will get colds or flu or better offers and leave me alone.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)

>Your curmudgeonly attitude is not of the season's merry making spirit. We're going to hold you to a higher standard.

Snap out of it!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 06:01 AM (WFC1M)

92 The Platformer website tells us what they're focused on:

Thousands of top tech executives, journalists, academics and civil society workers read our reporting on — and analysis of — the day's biggest events at the intersection of technology and democracy.

and the linked subheadline tells us what this writer is focused on:

What is the role of tech journalism in a world where CEOs no longer feel shame?

We're not the target audience.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:02 AM (RuTUS)

93 British billionaire cuts off funding to left-wing groups after watchdog exposes $553M operation.

From Fox:

https://t.co/mwRZiWSUnk

I brought up Christopher Hohn's name in a comment about a year ago.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:04 AM (joBMu)

94 Evening and morning for the Woden's Day ahead of Turkey Day! I actually slept a decent amount last night -- except for a half hour around 3:15. A furry black Phantom jet kept zooming from the living room, springing across the bed and myself, and then zooming back. Several times. (Damn cat. He's looking to reclaim his title of The Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence.)

Anyway! What's up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

95 88 Kelly is untouchable and he knows it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:33 AM (ufSfZ)
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Likely.

I keep telling everyone to follow DataRepublican.

She's following the money:

https://tinyurl.com/kr768ayn
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:00 AM (joBMu)

Useful reminder!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:04 AM (RuTUS)

96 @94/Wolfus: "Anyway! What's up?"

You are, at 3:15!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

97 Likely.

I keep telling everyone to follow DataRepublican.

She's following the money:

https://tinyurl.com/kr768ayn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:00 AM (joBMu)

Makes sense.
If you're Antifa you definitely want the military to refuse an order to shoot you when you try to take over cities in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:07 AM (6ydKt)

98 “Hair discrimination”, you moron ray cysts!

https://tinyurl.com/4nde39cf

Well done, PA Governor Shapiro.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:08 AM (joBMu)

99 97 Makes sense.
If you're Antifa you definitely want the military to refuse an order to shoot you when you try to take over cities in the Pacific Northwest.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:07 AM (6ydKt)

Or in NYC.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:08 AM (RuTUS)

100 100

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:08 AM (RuTUS)

101 I suspect that printed meat *might* have applicability in very long distance space flight, or possibly during an ice age, but normally it has no real usefulness. It uses far more resources than to just raise cows or chickens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:01 AM (ExV1e)

That's a good use, of course.

I think eventually, ten to twenty years, food production (especially beef) will get costly and printed food will become ubiquitous, especially fast food and vending machine stuff.

The Japanese seem like a perfect test market with some of the crazy foods they put in vending machines (vending machine sushi, really??).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:09 AM (6ydKt)

102 Ok, it's after 6:00 AM on the Best Coast on the day before Tryptophan Giving, so let's roll out the first food thread adjacent question of the day, shall we?

Is the proper term "dressing" or "stuffing?"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 26, 2025 06:10 AM (XQo4F)

103 "Followed up by the PSA where they have asinger singing about "Walk a mile in my shoes" in old Gospel style.

I've seen every one of those 200 times in the last month at least. I can recite the actors lines before they do.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

I hate hate that commercial. No, I will not walk a mile in your shoes. Walk your ass back to Guatazalua or wherever the hell you came from.

You know what else I hate? Everybody Loves Raymond. F'n cuck.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 06:10 AM (vFG9F)

104 Or in NYC.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:08 AM (RuTUS)

Chicago, too.

"It's never about the issue, it's always about the revolution."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:11 AM (6ydKt)

105 Stuffing cooks inside the bird . Dressing is cooked outside the bird, or at least that's how I understand it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 06:11 AM (rZCVI)

106 Odd dream last night . . . I was aboard a research vessel heading down past Australia and New Zealand. I'm not sure what the destination was -- Antarctica? The boat was not huge but not the S.S. Minnow either. At first I was a passenger below decks. Then I was up in the cabin, detailed to record the trip with a video camera.

The most vivid parts were as we churned through rough, literally black seas (though it was daylight and not even raining, just overcast), steering around red-black outcrops of stone that jutted out of the ocean. Then we made port somewhere in southern New Zealand (I was told): a dreary and rainy town where half the people we saw were old, feeble, and gray. "The blocks get longer after here," the captain said.

We discovered while there that one of our passengers had planted huge bombs in the cargo hold designed to blow us up. As the captain was ordering them removed and defused, I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

107 Very important thread. Some villains named:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ad4xa

Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson

1. It's time to explain exactly what happened on Election Day 2024 to stop the steal.

This will be a very long thread.

It involves quite a few people over 4 years.

A dozen sources.

We must begin just after the rigged 2020 election.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:12 AM (joBMu)

108 I hate hate that commercial. No, I will not walk a mile in your shoes. Walk your ass back to Guatazalua or wherever the hell you came from.

You know what else I hate? Everybody Loves Raymond. F'n cuck.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 06:10 AM (vFG9F)

It definitely gets annoying.
I'm to the point I just mock them while they're talking or mute the entire commercial break so I don't have to hear it again for the 4th time in an hour.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:13 AM (6ydKt)

109 (Damn cat. He's looking to reclaim his title of The Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence.)

Anyway! What's up?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:04 AM (wzUl9)
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I wasn't aware he'd lost the title...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 06:14 AM (IBQGV)

110 @Wolfus: Also, thank you for the update on the very zoomy furry thug. (I really enjoy the updates on your two.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (O7YUW)

111 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:12 AM (joBMu)

Sadly, doesn't work in thread reader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e)

112 Going through X I see more cases of revealed traitors in the DOJ, GAO, and elsewhere.

A purge has always been needed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (joBMu)

113 Mary Poppins

Please do what you can to stop the negative self talk. You can find all kinds of information on the web about how to do this.- about replacing negative self talk with positive talk..St Paul did it as well : Philippians 3:13-14 ( I think that's correct . It's about forgetting what lies behind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (rZCVI)

114 Sadly, doesn't work in thread reader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e)
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You mean you don't have an X login?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (joBMu)

115 We discovered while there that one of our passengers had planted huge bombs in the cargo hold designed to blow us up. As the captain was ordering them removed and defused, I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

Sounds like a 40s or 50s movie plot staring Bogart or Wayne.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (6ydKt)

116 Wolfus: "Anyway! What's up?"

You are, at 3:15!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025

***
The amazing thing was that I got back to sleep for almost ninety minutes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

117 Sounds like a 40s or 50s movie plot staring Bogart or Wayne.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (6ydKt)

Samsonightmare?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 06:18 AM (06Hmj)

118 Sounds like a 40s or 50s movie plot staring Bogart or Wayne.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025

***
Even in my dreams I'm a storyteller!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

119 Sadly, doesn't work in thread reader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e)
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You mean you don't have an X login?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (joBMu)
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Oh. New X limitations prevent ThreadReader from compiling this.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:18 AM (joBMu)

120 Time to break and make some tea.

Here's something cheery - I know I've mentioned the singer Kat Edmonson before. She's a winsome gamin and I love when she does 'classic' songs. Here, from her new Christmas album, is "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)." I like it, and hope you do, too. It always makes me cry:

https://tinyurl.com/yu6ryxfr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 06:19 AM (ufSfZ)

121 @111/I used to have a different nic: "Sadly, doesn't work in thread reader."

Replace x.com with xcancel.com in the url.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:19 AM (O7YUW)

122 The amazing thing was that I got back to sleep for almost ninety minutes!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

Sounds like me on an airplane.

"OMG there's a bomb and we're all gonna die!"

"Huh?"

"Oh, never mind, it's fine now."

"Right on." *snore*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 06:19 AM (06Hmj)

123 119 Sadly, doesn't work in thread reader.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:15 AM (ExV1e)
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You mean you don't have an X login?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (joBMu)
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Oh. New X limitations prevent ThreadReader from compiling this.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:18 AM (joBMu)

https://nitter.net/emeraldrobinson

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:20 AM (RuTUS)

124 94 Evening and morning for the Woden's Day ahead of Turkey Day! I actually slept a decent amount last night -- except for a half hour around 3:15. A furry black Phantom jet kept zooming from the living room, springing across the bed and myself, and then zooming back. Several times. (Damn cat. He's looking to reclaim his title of The Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence.)

Anyway! What's up?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, [/o]

0300 seems to be the magic kittuh hour. When I used to watch my sisters kittuhs, when she went out of town, they'd do the same thing. About 0300, they go in wild kittuhs zooming around and making noise mode.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 06:20 AM (sAmhv)

125 So... when I mentioned the DoorDash episode, I was referring to one specific, recent, issue which is kind of hilarious - unless you're the idiot facing eight years in prison.

Here's a link to Angry Cops discussing it in case you're a horrible person who laughs at the self-inflicted suffering of others. https://youtu.be/p8UbRG5hbiM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

126 It's about forgetting what lies behind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (rZCVI)
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https://youtu.be/T5yiTVXseZM?t=9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (joBMu)

127 "The DOE predicted that blackouts could increase by 100 times in the next five years if the U.S. continues to retire reliable energy sources and fails to grow the grid at the same pace as AI innovation, as the data centers that power AI consume as much energy as some countries"

But hey, we will have AI generated how-to videos on how to stop
your toilet from running and videos of cats with chainsaws.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (vFG9F)

128
oops

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (sAmhv)

129 @123/m: More and more I'm finding nitter.net results come back with "This instance has been rate limited" so I switched to xcancel.com.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

130 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 06:19 AM (ufSfZ)

Thanks for the link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (rZCVI)

131 Wolfus: Also, thank you for the update on the very zoomy furry thug. (I really enjoy the updates on your two.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025

***
Thanks, G & R. That cat just started this. He needs some calming chews before I go to bed. But I don't believe in drugging cats for my own convenience, even if it is just the same melatonin I use myself.

Little Dagny was nowhere near any of these bombing runs -- not even on the bed, or if she was, she bolted after Stirling's first flyby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (wzUl9)

132 You mean you don't have an X login?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:16 AM (joBMu)

The comments here are as close to social as I get.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

133 The premise of "Speed" wouldn't work if the movie was set on an airplane.

"If we go below 55mph, we're all going to die!"

"Well yeah, no shit, Bernoulli. You want the bag of pretzels, or not?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 06:22 AM (06Hmj)

134 125 So... when I mentioned the DoorDash episode, I was referring to one specific, recent, issue which is kind of hilarious - unless you're the idiot facing eight years in prison.

Here's a link to Angry Cops discussing it in case you're a horrible person who laughs at the self-inflicted suffering of others. https://youtu.be/p8UbRG5hbiM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

33 minutes?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:23 AM (RuTUS)

135 Good morning everyone. Heading out to the store before the rest of the world to pick up the last few things I need for tomorrow. Then on to pie-making - pecan, pumpkin, and chocolate chip pies. Other things to fix too, but those are the most important.

Posted by: bluebell at November 26, 2025 06:24 AM (79pEw)

136 Nerdiest joke of the month:

https://tinyurl.com/yc73fwz2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 06:25 AM (joBMu)

137 (Damn cat. He's looking to reclaim his title of The Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025
----
I wasn't aware he'd lost the title...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025

***
He retired undefeated. Like "Once a Marine, always a Marine," though, he remains what he was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

138 129 @123/m: More and more I'm finding nitter.net results come back with "This instance has been rate limited" so I switched to xcancel.com.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

Thanks for this!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:25 AM (RuTUS)

139 33 minutes?
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:23 AM (RuTUS)

I could find a Joe Friday version of it but it's funnier when he goes over it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:26 AM (ExV1e)

140 'Tis 63 F., a bit of wind at 11 mph, high humidity. It may be a good fifteen degrees cooler tomorrow morning. So I'd better get in my workout today.

Then I'll have errands, including feeding the car and hitting Walmart before the Walmartians do. For her birthday on 12/1, Miss Linda wants some flavored coffee offered at our local grocery chain. Today is the last day of the sale, so I need to grab it today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2025 06:30 AM (wzUl9)

141 Greetings from the Carolinas.

The music video is more entertaining with the sound off.

I am under the radar and below the layer. I know nothing and suspect less. Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 26, 2025 06:31 AM (jt/rW)

142 139 33 minutes?
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:23 AM (RuTUS)

I could find a Joe Friday version of it but it's funnier when he goes over it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:26 AM (ExV1e)

I'm reading the comments under the video, which is less annoying than listening to the awful female!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:31 AM (RuTUS)

143 > Then on to pie-making - pecan, pumpkin, and chocolate chip pies.
---

pro tip:

put some chocolate chips in that pecan pie

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2025 06:32 AM (AOsQT)

144 Here's a link to Angry Cops discussing it in case you're a horrible person who laughs at the self-inflicted suffering of others. https://youtu.be/p8UbRG5hbiM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

They've turned the term "sexual assault" into a complete joke due to overuse.

Yes, lady, the half-naked guy sleeping on his own couch, probably drunk out of his mind, was a real asshole for leaving the door open, but it doesn't qualify as sexual assault in any sense of the term.

"Assault on your eyes": most definitely.
"Rape": not in a million years, sweetheart.

You screwed up and now you're just making excuses and trying to get some sympathy clicks to your GoFundMe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:32 AM (6ydKt)

145 One of the comments says:

all she's getting charged with is unlawful surveillance, and it took a month to arrest her

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:34 AM (RuTUS)

146 Yes, lady, the half-naked guy sleeping on his own couch, probably drunk out of his mind, was a real asshole for leaving the door open, but it doesn't qualify as sexual assault in any sense of the term.

But he didn't leave the door open. He had a Ring camera which shows her opening the door.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:37 AM (ExV1e)

147 another one of the comments:

So, I've done over 5,000 Doordash deliveries and I have never once, thought, "Oh, maybe I should open their door and look inside instead of just leaving the order on the porch, like they requested."

The only time I've ever entered someone's home is when they asked me to, face to face and even then, they were older people and I was delivering bags of groceries.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:38 AM (RuTUS)

148 all she's getting charged with is unlawful surveillance, and it took a month to arrest her
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:34 AM (RuTUS)

AC was wondering why she wasn't charged with trespass also. Presumably the door was unlocked so no breaking and entering.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:38 AM (ExV1e)

149 nice:

The cops working this case must be loving the fact she keeps making their case easier, that she posted her crime and even stated her intent in video format so all they have to do is "Jamie pull that up" at her trial.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:39 AM (RuTUS)

150 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By." And completely redeem yourself!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 26, 2025 06:40 AM (0cOaq)

151 You screwed up and now you're just making excuses and trying to get some sympathy clicks to your GoFundMe.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:32 AM (6ydKt)

Theoretically, GFM would cancel any fundraisers for her as she was accused of a crime. Another case of some lefty getting screwed by GFM's Rittenhouse Rule. She'd have to go to GSG.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:41 AM (ExV1e)

152 125 So... when I mentioned the DoorDash episode, I was referring to one specific, recent, issue which is kind of hilarious - unless you're the idiot facing eight years in prison.

Here's a link to Angry Cops discussing it in case you're a horrible person who laughs at the self-inflicted suffering of others. https://youtu.be/p8UbRG5hbiM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

Thanks for this story and for the link.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:43 AM (RuTUS)

153 nice:

The cops working this case must be loving the fact she keeps making their case easier, that she posted her crime and even stated her intent in video format so all they have to do is "Jamie pull that up" at her trial.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:39 AM (RuTUS)

Apparently she goes before a judge for the first time in just under two weeks. People are betting that she'll get probation cuz woman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:43 AM (ExV1e)

154 Thanks for this story and for the link.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:43 AM (RuTUS)

Everyone was just amazed that she insisted on going on tiktok over and over to talk about the crimes she'd committed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:44 AM (ExV1e)

155 153 Apparently she goes before a judge for the first time in just under two weeks. People are betting that she'll get probation cuz woman.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:43 AM (ExV1e)

fingers crossed on something like this:
How did she not get charged for filing a false Police report? He should also be suing for defamation.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:44 AM (RuTUS)

156 put some chocolate chips in that pecan pie
Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2025 06:32 AM (AOsQT)

Gross. Bourbon, sure. Cayenne, if you're up to it. Chocolate chips, just no.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:46 AM (ExV1e)

157 also:

Attorney here, charging the trespass is a waste of time considering there's two dead to rights felony charges already on the table. She's a Doordasher, all it takes is her attorney going "she didn't read the leave it at the door part it was a mistake" and its suddenly an issue that would have be decided at trial. She's so incredibly, overwhelmingly, screwed on the unlawful surveillance charges any defense attorney will tell her to take a deal for a lesser sentence and be done with it.

Even with her being window licking levels of stupid her screaming assault will turn a case into a media circus, and getting a quick guilty plea to end it is definitely the way to go.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:46 AM (RuTUS)

158 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

159 Cafe Bustelo with KerryGold unsalted butter.

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2025 06:47 AM (i+bC1)

160 fingers crossed on something like this:
How did she not get charged for filing a false Police report? He should also be suing for defamation.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 06:44 AM (RuTUS)

I've seen a couple people commenting on this who opine that she should go on the sex offender list. False accusations should be punished the same as the crime being alleged.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:47 AM (ExV1e)

161 1000% sure that band Sweet is English ....

Posted by: Qmark at November 26, 2025 06:48 AM (EE8wK)

162 I am under the radar and below the layer. I know nothing and suspect less. Who is John Galt ?

I believe he's a character in an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 26, 2025 06:49 AM (WPL6O)

163 There should be a scientific paper on our current government. It would discuss how the 4th generation of Dunning-Krugar officeholders are so unskilled and clueless, except in their own self-regard.

This is new to the world, a group that destroys civilization, and they see nothing wrong with that.
Power and making other believe insane quasi-religious insanity is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

164 BeckoningChasm

He stopped the motor of the world. And was the hero in the novel.

See my comment 163 for the real villains.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

165 Special weather warnings for dense fog followed by gusting strong winds (50 to 55MPH) later today. Gonna be fun driving the 40 foot "Big Bertha" today.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 06:53 AM (O7YUW)

166 The premise of "Speed" wouldn't work if the movie was set on an airplane.

"If we go below 55mph, we're all going to die!"

"Well yeah, no shit, Bernoulli. You want the bag of pretzels, or not?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 06:22 AM (06Hmj)
----
Speed 2 was dumb pretty much for that reason.

"It's Speed, but on a cruise ship!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 06:55 AM (IBQGV)

167 That reminds me. I get regular mail spam from Omaha Steaks weekly but just noticed their address is on John Galt Blvd.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

168 Angry Cops on YouTube:
"What venomous human being would sit there Winnie the Poohing it with just a shirt and his genitals splayed out for everyone to see in the neighborhood?"

And then he plays a Mister Rogers returning home opeming clip singing It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood.

lol

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 06:58 AM (6ydKt)

169 159 Cafe Bustelo with KerryGold unsalted butter.
Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2025 06:47 AM

Ghee.
It just tastes butter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 26, 2025 06:59 AM (XQo4F)

170 Good morning morons

Panic at the Safeway Day

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:03 AM (WGeqj)

171 So I figure Galt's Gulch is in Omaha.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

172 Rancid Yak Butter

Posted by: Himalaya at November 26, 2025 07:04 AM (bNzW0)

173 fd

Should be in Telluride Colorado. Except it is woker than Omaha.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

174 Omaha Steaks International, Inc.
11030 "O" Street
Omaha, Nebraska 68137

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 26, 2025 07:07 AM (zdLoL)

175
Big Y
Little y
A yawning yellow yak
Young Yolanda Yorgensen
Is yelling
On his back

Posted by: Theodore Geisel at November 26, 2025 07:08 AM (XQo4F)

176

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 26, 2025 07:09 AM (DDJSl)

177 Should be in Telluride Colorado.
Ouray.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 26, 2025 07:09 AM (zdLoL)

178 Watching the angry cops video (volume low).

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:09 AM (RuTUS)

179 Asmondgold freaking out over another consumer of chips - real time Deep Fake

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s9ZKppFCjao

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2025 07:09 AM (BqVGy)

180 What do Mark Kelly, Elon Musk and Charlie Kirk have in common?

https://tinyurl.com/3ynp67ek

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 07:09 AM (joBMu)

181
Ribeye!
Ribeye!
No... that doesn't work...

Posted by: Peyton Manning at November 26, 2025 07:10 AM (XQo4F)

182
I thought the Campbells Soup CEO got caught out saying that their products basically were poor food for the poors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:11 AM (xG4kz)

183 Hillary Clinton

Prison is in your future. Or at least ignomy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

184 Peyton Manning

LOL

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

185 Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: Campbells Soup CEO at November 26, 2025 07:12 AM (XQo4F)

186 Everyone have a great day.

May your stress levels recede as you approach Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2025 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

187 "Omaha Steaks International, Inc.
11030 "O" Street
Omaha, Nebraska 68137
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver"

Huh. Also:

Omaha Steaks International
10909 John Galt Blvd, Omaha, NE 68137, United States

?

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

188
Porterhouse!
Porterhouse!

No, that's still not it...

Posted by: Peyton Manning at November 26, 2025 07:14 AM (XQo4F)

189 Looking at the maps, that is the same location in Empire Park, Omaha.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 07:17 AM (vFG9F)

190 Good morning! Smoker prep and turkey prep day is at hand. Four years have somehow elapsed since I last smoked a holiday turkey and two years since I last cooked anything on the smoker.

We're a bit rusty, me and the smoker.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2025 07:17 AM (wVcYX)

191 Once a man turns 50 he has to become an expert in one of two things: World War II history or smoked meats.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 26, 2025 07:21 AM (XQo4F)

192
Porterhouse!
Porterhouse!

No, that's still not it...
Posted by: Peyton Manning

Dummy -- everyone knows it's

Ruth's Chris!
Ruth's Chris!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:21 AM (xG4kz)

193 Krebs at 7:21AM

LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 26, 2025 07:25 AM (XQo4F)

194 The Ruth's Chris here is closed and the site vacant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:27 AM (I8Tp0)

195 Chocolate bourbon pecan pie... Gonna make that later on today. Oh. Yeah.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 26, 2025 07:28 AM (luW68)

196 Quirky story of how the restaurant got it's name:

https://tinyurl.com/32z38xx7

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 26, 2025 07:30 AM (XQo4F)

197 We loved with a girl my senior year in college who was incompetent at most things, except pecan pie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:32 AM (I8Tp0)

198 *lived

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:34 AM (I8Tp0)

199 We loved with a girl my senior year in college who was incompetent at most things, except pecan pie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:32 AM (I8Tp0)

I don't know who 'we' is but, apparently, she knew group sex also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

200 We loved with a girl my senior year in college who was incompetent at most things, except pecan pie.

So. . .we're not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 07:34 AM (ufSfZ)

201 201

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

202 *sighs*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:35 AM (I8Tp0)

203 = 202

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:36 AM (xG4kz)

204 201 201>>> Look at you doing math on the blog...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 26, 2025 07:36 AM (luW68)

205
Or maybe not

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:36 AM (xG4kz)

206 203 = 202

Q.E.D.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:36 AM (xG4kz)

Are you sure about that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

207
As the YT math problem posters often say at the beginning of each submission, "You're welcome."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:38 AM (xG4kz)

208 Your math vexes me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:38 AM (I8Tp0)

209
Your self pity party ruined my math

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:39 AM (xG4kz)

210 Your self pity party ruined my math
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:39 AM (xG4kz)

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

211
gKids spent the night. The missus got them interested in working with modeling clay (not Play Doh).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:41 AM (xG4kz)

212 angrycops video:

She faces up to 8 years in prison!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:42 AM (RuTUS)

213 >>> Your self pity party ruined my math

This is supposed to be a joyous occasion. Let's not be fussing and arguing about 'oo pitied 'oo.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 07:43 AM (AN2gy)

214 201 201
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

w00t!

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:43 AM (RuTUS)

215 Porterhouse!
Porterhouse!
No, that's still not it...
Posted by: Peyton Manning at November 26, 2025 07:14 AM (XQo4F)

Ohhh, Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on those shoes. This is fine leather. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. And I want them now. Chop chop.

Posted by: Judge Smails at November 26, 2025 07:43 AM (R/m4+)

216 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2025 07:43 AM (QMAsf)

217 I used to have a different nic:

I watched the whoooooole thing.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:44 AM (RuTUS)

218 I watched the whoooooole thing.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:44 AM (RuTUS)

And the heart shaped hole in your chest found the situation hilarious, didn't it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

219 I wish the angrycop guy wouldn't yell. I gather that it's part of his schtick, but my ears are ringing now that there is silence here.

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:46 AM (RuTUS)

220 JJ is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

221 218 I watched the whoooooole thing.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:44 AM (RuTUS)

And the heart shaped hole in your chest found the situation hilarious, didn't it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

"Unbelievable," maybe?

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:47 AM (RuTUS)

222 Supposed to go over an installation on the aircraft today before testing. Tech was supposed to be ready at 0600. No sign of said tech. Paperwork not complete. Might need to bail and begin the pie making routine...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 26, 2025 07:47 AM (luW68)

223 Ohhh, Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on those shoes. This is fine leather. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. And I want them now. Chop chop.
Posted by: Judge Smails at November 26, 2025 07:43 AM (R/m4+)
====

In 3rd or 4th grade me and a buddy (now a school district administrator) mouthed off to a lunch lady, he said something like "Make it snappy, Porkchops" and all I remember is him rising up in the air like a rocket because she had grabbed him by the collar and lifted him straight up out of the line and into oblivion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:50 AM (I8Tp0)

224
I learned this week that Diggy Diggy Hole is gDaughter's favorite song.

Hair metal crossed with cosplay

www.youtube.com/watch?v%3D34CZjsEI1yU

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 07:51 AM (xG4kz)

225 223
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 07:50 AM (I8Tp0)

; )

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 07:52 AM (RuTUS)

226 125 So... when I mentioned the DoorDash episode, I was referring to one specific, recent, issue which is kind of hilarious - unless you're the idiot facing eight years in prison.

Here's a link to Angry Cops discussing it in case you're a horrible person who laughs at the self-inflicted suffering of others. https://youtu.be/p8UbRG5hbiM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 06:21 AM (ExV1e)

I'm going to be obsessed with this story, now.
"Thanks!"

Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 08:51 AM (RuTUS)

227 Acres of South American Rain Forests destroyed for nothing usual bunch of Useful Idiots makes stupid demands for the west to pay for this whole Climate Change Scam and end the use of Fossil Fuels

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