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Rod Blagojevich: Obama Hadn't Even Joined the Senate Yet, and Michelle Obama Was Already on the Phones Demanding Democrats Arrange a Political Patronage Job for Her

I shan't believe this.

I simply shannot.

Remember when Michelle Obama was claiming to be Oppressed because, allegedly, she "couldn't work for two years" during the political campaign?

Well, the moment Obama's Senate campaign was over, she decided it was time to Cash In.


Blagojevich painted Obama as a calculating, self-serving politician who wasn't quite the ethical paragon he portrayed himself to be. "He's one of the more selfish people in politics on a one-on-one level," Blagojevich said, "and he's not pure like the driven snow in the sense of his ethics or morality." The former governor described Obama as "kind of cold and impersonal, but okay," and admitted he was initially happy to be helpful to the rising political star.

But the real bombshells came when Blagojevich discussed Michelle Obama's corrupt job hunt. According to Blagojevich, as soon as Barack Obama won his Senate race in 2004, Michelle felt entitled to get a high-paying patronage position somewhere. "I was asked to make a phone call on behalf of Michelle Obama 'cause as soon as he won the Senate race, she wanted a job either at Northwestern University or the University of Chicago Hospitals for two to $300,000 a year, the wife of the new senator," Blagojevich revealed.

"Northwestern was willing to pay $200,000 to hire her. This is the wife of the new U.S. senator," and obviously the position would bode well for any institution due to the potential for more federal money, he explained. Blagojevich noted that Michelle Obama ultimately got a better offer. "They got a better offer at the University of Chicago, which is in Hyde Park, where they're from, $300,000, and she ended up working there," he said. Blagojevich made the requested phone call, though he downplayed his role. "She didn't get it 'cause of me, but it didn't hurt to have the governor call."

He also discusses the Tony Resko real estate scam. The Obamas could not afford the mansion they wanted (as soon as Obama was elected to the Senate) with the extensive property they wanted. So the Obamas bought the mansion on one lot and had Tony Rezko buy the adjoining, not-built-upon lot "for himself" -- but he never did anything with it. He bought it so he could keep it in his name for the Obamas.

The mansion they bought with "their own money" was $7.5 million so you can imagine this adjoining lot was worth around a million itself.


What particularly galled Blagojevich was how Obama treated Rezko once the real estate developer became a political liability. "Rezko was really helpful, really helpful to Obama," he emphasized, explaining that when investigations heated up involving fundraising with Rezko as part of it, "Obama just ran from him, did nothing to help him, and pretends like he never knew him."


In case you missed it: The world's most miserable do-nothing millionaire Michelle Obama says black people can't swim because white people force them (like slaves) to straighten their hair all day long.

The former first lady, in a live podcast, recently said: "Let me explain something to white people. Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. So, when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness.

"That's why so many of us can't swim, and we run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all. It is exhausting, and it is so expensive, and it takes up so much time!"

Who knew that black women straighten their hair to conform to the expectations of whites? Even worse, who knew this oppressive white standard of beauty, according to Obama, has the real-world effect of preventing black kids from learning to swim?


Black people's hair is the new cotton field, pass it on.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 My shocked face has retired. Sorry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

3 Remember when Michelle Obama was claiming to be Oppressed because, allegedly, she "couldn't work for two years" during the political campaign?

she(?) is featured in a stunningly revolting Vogue editorial this month

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:11 PM (dCxaZ)

4 And now we wait.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (ExV1e)

5 BREAKING: PA bans "hair racism" by making a new "protected class" for hairstyles such as dreadlocks

Pretty sure WA state did this a few years ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

6 Now that AOC is fat and ugly, we need Aftyn Behn to win so there can be at least one hot commie to mock in congress.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (oraVG)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

8 May big Mike learn the joys of all the side effects that come with Ozempic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

9 hold on a second there...I'm in PA

does this dreadlock acceptance law also apply to body hair?

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (dCxaZ)

10 LOL hair racism, get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (YwEeS)

11 Hair racism. I admit it. I laughed .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (PFs9e)

12 Extra spicy afro puffs!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (GFa1g)

13 And Michelle's job was so important that they never filled the position when she left and if memory serves, her job was streeting poor people using Medicaid to another hospital.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (77W69)

14 Rod Blagojevich. Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in forever.

There was some commenter, at Hot Air, I think, whose nic was something like "Gimme My Blago."

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

15 Now that AOC is fat and ugly, we need Aftyn Behn to win so there can be at least one hot commie to mock in congress.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (oraVG)

=====

She's hot? Huh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

16 Blagojevich painted Obama as a calculating, self-serving politician who wasn't quite the ethical paragon he portrayed himself to be. "He's one of the more selfish people in politics on a one-on-one level," Blagojevich said, "and he's not pure like the driven snow in the sense of his ethics or morality."


He named the 'First Dog' Bo......his f*cking initials.

But TRUMP is a narcissist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

17 there's old Josh Shapiro shuckin' and jivin' behind the sistas, the old POS killer by accessory of Ellen Greenberg

(the governor, not the sistas)

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

18 She's hot? Huh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (DRSnL)


3 AM Waffle House 5.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

19
1 My shocked face has retired. Sorry.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Perfect opportunity to sock Claude Rains missed.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 26, 2025 02:14 PM (QVmho)

20 Yep, WA state did the protective hairstyles thing in 2020.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 26, 2025 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

21 dreds are worn exclusively by 40 year old stoners named Kyle or Trevor who go to music festivals on purpose and haven't cashed an actual paycheck since they were 19.

Ain't no brothers walking around in fucking dreds anymore, man.

The hell these idiots even talking about.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (06Hmj)

22 Blagojevich painted Obama as a calculating, self-serving politician who wasn't quite the ethical paragon he portrayed himself to be. "He's one of the more selfish people in politics on a one-on-one level," Blagojevich said, "and he's not pure like the driven snow in the sense of his ethics or morality."

Wow. That really takes me aback. Obama, not a selfless public servant? I may have to lie down, I'm feeling faint.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

23 Hairacism is the #1 crisis facing America today.

We need Community Patrols to monitor any public disapproval of kinky hair, and impose sever beatdowns if sufficient Hair Appreciation is not performed.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (oraVG)

24 The hair racism thing is funny. When I was in school we had swimming and the girls that had first period swimming would do all sorts of things to not get in the pool and mess up their Farah hair. There wasn't enough time to dry and style their hair, again.

I think the one they tried the most was its shark week.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (77W69)

25 I guess that Josh Shapiro will be running for President as well, and this is his outreach to black voters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (PFs9e)

26 Nappy Headed Hoes Hardest Hit

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (rO4EG)

27 if they take away an employer's right to set hairstyle guidelines for any race, they are really limiting the field for Black or even Hispanic job applicants going forward

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

28 "Black people's hair is the new cotton field, pass it on."

Er-muh-gurd! serena williams must have a continuous meltdown over this!

Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (F+CKH)

29 Imma just leave this here........


Blagojevich did not kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

30 The Milk Chocolate Messiah, cold and impersonal, that simply cannot be!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (Ed6Ua)

31 As a bald man I finally have proof I have no racism by lack of hair. I'll just point at my chrome dome from now on, "see this buddy? I win, you lose" That's going to be a catch phrase I'll use a lot in my super unracist action hero movies coming out next summer.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (3uBP9)

32 $300,000 at the end of 2004 is about $500,000 today adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: Math! at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (bWf3i)

33
Hair racism. I admit it. I laughed .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hi Fen. Just wait until some normie successfully sues a business for messing their normie hair because reverse racism.

*wonders if I can sue based on my bald head and Big Mike's hair privledge?*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (QVmho)

34 Read this, Mooch is a Mooch

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (+qU29)

35 The hell these idiots even talking about.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (06Hmj)

I don't think they mean dreads exclusively...I think it's mainly weaves they're talking about

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

36 Every one of these groinsniffers' ancestors who actually picked cotton once upon a time would bend their dumb asses over a stump and whip them raw with a belt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (06Hmj)

37 In case you missed it: The world's most miserable do-nothing millionaire Michelle Obama says black people can't swim because white people force them (like slaves) to straighten their hair all day long.
-

Case in point: the Obama's previous chef.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (CNp5O)

38 6 Now that AOC is fat and ugly, we need Aftyn Behn to win so there can be at least one hot commie to mock in congress.
Posted by: zombie

18 She's hot? Huh.
Posted by: Jordan61

3 AM Waffle House 5.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

On the Politician Scale, she's comparatively hot.

3am Capitol Steps 8.5.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (oraVG)

39 Trump pardoned him right? I think I'm remembering that correctly.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (3uBP9)

40 As a white person, I don't care how blacks style their hair.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)

41 "Hair racism."

Roots.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (CNp5O)

42 What, a Lifeguard job at a city pool wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (kZnOp)

43 Wow. That really takes me aback. Obama, not a selfless public servant? I may have to lie down, I'm feeling faint.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

There, there. We'll get through this. With a little determination, soul-searching, and self-sacrifice, we will prevail and overcome this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (dK+Kv)

44 Now that AOC is fat and ugly, we need Aftyn Behn to win so there can be at least one hot commie to mock in congress.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (oraVG)

=====

She's hot? Huh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

In at least 3/4 of 'her' photos, I'm not sure that's a woman. Some folks around here need to retire from announcing that a given 'female' is desirable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

45
3am Capitol Steps 8.5.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (oraVG)


I'm a Christian, red blooded, heterosexual American white male.

I'm just not seeing that.....Not at all.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Hair Metal >>> Hair Racism

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (SUmKb)

47 I have a hard time believing Michelle Obama did much work worth $300,000 per year.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (rJ48h)

48 I heard that real estate deal a bit different, but I don't know if there was hard evidence.

What I heard is that the mansion and lot were being sold as one parcel and the land was stripped out and sold to Rezko in order to reduce the price the Obamas paid. Most of the value was then in the land, which he did not develop, but "held" so the Obamas got the building for a greatly reduced price. (the land was worth more than the building, which is often the case for old properties in high value locations.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (lWy3j)

49 Obama has been a nationwide celebrity for near 2 decades now.

And never-not one time--are there any stories of his personal charity or kindness have ever surfaced.

You know how big of an asshole you have to be that no one has (or ever will) come forward and speak of your good deeds?

Yet, the Orange Hitler has stories of people he's helped privately, in secret, without seeking acclaim, that go back decades and decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (HXT0k)

50 As a white person, I don't care how blacks style their hair.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)
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You will if they get you to pay for it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (CNp5O)

51 I'm grudgingly impressed Mooch demanded $200-300K from two specific, high value institutions and got at least two offers right in that range.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (Yp6az)

52 there's old Josh Shapiro shuckin' and jivin' behind the sistas, the old POS killer by accessory of Ellen Greenberg

(the governor, not the sistas)
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2025 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

That case infuriates me.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (y9ksN)

53 As a white person, I don't care how blacks style their hair.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)


I've seen some women that rock an incredible fro. It never occurred to me to shame them into straightening it and picking my cotton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

54 If you have hair that looks like a spider is living on your head it's disgusting and I don't care what your culture is stay the fk away from me.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (Bq3lM)

55 So how do you protect hair styles ? I don't get it.. Does that mean you are forced to hire a Rasta looking person no matter what position it's for ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (VE6XX)

56 It needs to be very clear that the job offer to Big Mike was not just about future gov. grant opportunities, but the threat that if they did not pay up they would be punished.

This was extortion.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (lWy3j)

57

I straightened my pubes to gain approval of white boys...

Posted by: Rastus Porkmo at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (4pRy7)

58 As a bald man I finally have proof I have no racism by lack of hair. I'll just point at my chrome dome from now on, "see this buddy? I win, you lose" That's going to be a catch phrase I'll use a lot in my super unracist action hero movies coming out next summer.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 02:16 PM (3uBP9)

Back combovers are still legitimately frowned upon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)

59 3am Capitol Steps 8.5.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:17 PM (oraVG)

I'm a Christian, red blooded, heterosexual American white male.

I'm just not seeing that.....Not at all.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

3am Capitol Steps 8 - a pile of bright red vomit.

3am Capitol Steps 8.5 - Aftyn Behn.

3am Capitol Steps 9 - a slightly less red pile of vomit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (06Hmj)

60 I kind of miss the Blago flaming skull.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (77W69)

61 >>What I heard is that the mansion and lot were being sold as one parcel and the land was stripped out and sold to Rezko in order to reduce the price the Obamas paid.


They got a 7 Million dollar loan based on what?

Because, they were piss poor and had zero history of being able to service so much as a Credit Card Debt...

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (rO4EG)

62 Isn't a black styling their hair like a white person cultural appropriation of the worst kind?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (8avO+)

63 I'm just not seeing that.....Not at all.....
Posted by: Sponge

Judged only against fellow congresspeople, though -- hard to name anyone else even barely passable.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (oraVG)

64 I've seen some women that rock an incredible fro.
Posted by: Sponge

Who was the chick in Heston's Omega Man?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

65 I thought most black women just wore wigs and weaves

Posted by: Josephistan at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (y9ksN)

66 I get the feeling that there's absolutely nothing on earth Michelle Obama cannot have a grievance against.

Nothing.

Her entire existence is a living grievance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (NwnyJ)

67 Are we allowed to criticize Josh Shapiro?

It just seems a little....well....you know...

Posted by: Fick Nuentes at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (8SU6X)

68
Rod Blagojevich. Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in forever.

There was some commenter, at Hot Air, I think, whose nic was something like "Gimme My Blago."
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)



I miss the Blago-Skull

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (y9nCu)

69 "Ain't no brothers walking around in fucking dreds anymore, man.

The hell these idiots even talking about.
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

You need to see our local mug shots. Nasty dreads and neck tats are standard.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (Bq3lM)

70 o how do you protect hair styles ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (VE6XX)
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https://youtu.be/sU9oBVdbJG0

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (CNp5O)

71
The world's most miserable do-nothing millionaire Michelle Obama says black people can't swim because white people force them (like slaves) to straighten their hair all day long.

Racist gangs would swarm neighborhoods of black folks carrying buckets of water with which they doused black women's heads so as to make them take time out to dry and straighten their hair.

"For Whitey!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (x0nsc)

72 >>>
I'm a Christian, red blooded, heterosexual American white male.

I'm just not seeing that.....Not at all.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm sure she would clean up well enough. But she seems way too angry. RBF but her whole posture. Very off-putting. Crazy, not in a "that'd be a wild ride" but more of a, "take away any sharp objects and give her a hannibal lector mask". That reminds me, I have a romcom idea.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (3uBP9)

73 Judged only against fellow congresspeople, though -- hard to name anyone else even barely passable.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (oraVG)


Ahhh......so the scale starts at 'baboon's butthole' and ends with this broad. Ok. It almost makes sense, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

74 I have a hard time believing Michelle Obama did much work. worth $300,000 per year.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM (rJ48h)
----
FIFY...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (IBQGV)

75
Who was the chick in Heston's Omega Man?
Posted by: Bulg

============

Rosalind Cash (didn't even Grok!). Wouldn't you know that white supremacist evil hard-righty Charlton Heston played her love interest.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (6yxOS)

76 Obama has been a nationwide celebrity for near 2 decades now.

And never-not one time--are there any stories of his personal charity or kindness have ever surfaced.

Didn't he give up one of 'his' daughters to Weinstein? And the guy didn't even have to pretend to find them an acting job.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

77 No, the nic I'm thinking of was "Let Go My Blago," after the Eggo commercial.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

78 The mansion they bought with "their own money" was $7.5 million so you can imagine this adjoining lot was worth around a million itself.

---------------

I can smell the racist oppression -- like a South African pomade "necklace" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:24 PM (5kGAj)

79 The two white guys in the Jimi Hendrix Experience had better Afros than Jimi himself

Posted by: Josephistan at November 26, 2025 02:24 PM (y9ksN)

80 Non swimming blacks. A friend, my Den Chief when I was a cub scout, and older brother to a classmate, went into the Corps three years before me. Tough character, started out as an 0311, went to BN Recon, and then went Force Recon. He said being black was the thing that got him through Force Recon training. "Hey guys, look at this black guy swim!" Mike took a real cheap shot in Vietnam, covering the muzzle of an M79 when he hit the deck and ended up with something resembling a hand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 26, 2025 02:25 PM (gm9Sb)

81 In one pic I saw, Aftyn looked like she had a decent rack.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

82 "I was asked to make a phone call on behalf of Michelle Obama 'cause as soon as he won the Senate race, she wanted a job either at Northwestern University or the University of Chicago Hospitals for two to $300,000 a year, the wife of the new senator," Blagojevich revealed.

And she used that position to run a patient-dumping scheme at the hospital.

American Thinker (2009): https://bit.ly/4ag4A82

Michelle Obama's Patient-Dumping Scheme

The First Lady helped create a notorious program that dumped poor patients on community hospitals, yet the national media ignore the story. Imagine if her husband were a Republican.

Mrs. Obama first hatched the UCMC program as the "South Side Health Collaborative," which featured a gang of "counselors" whose job it was to "advise" low-income patients that they would be better off at other hospitals and clinics. The program was so successful in getting rid of unwanted patients that she expanded it, gave it a new name, and hired none other than David Axelrod to sell the program to the public. According to the Sun-Times, "Obama's wife and Valerie Jarrett, an Obama friend and adviser who chairs the medical center's board...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 26, 2025 02:25 PM (P5BPp)

83 >>The two white guys in the Jimi Hendrix Experience had better Afros than Jimi himself


Mitch Mitchell and Noel Redding

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:25 PM (rO4EG)

84 Hair straightening is so last season. This miserable scumcunt is so detached from reality she doesn’t even know what’s going on with her own supposed peeps. It’s all wigs and weaves now. They are easier, more stable, and don’t damage the hair nearly as much as straightening chemicals.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (SUmKb)

85 They got a 7 Million dollar loan based on what?

Because, they were piss poor and had zero history of being able to service so much as a Credit Card Debt...
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:21 PM (rO4EG)

How many people go to Congress and don't become millionaires... somehow?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

86 I shan't believe this.

I simply shannot.
---
I'll have your portion of believing it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2)

87 I give not much of a shit about my own hair, let alone anyone else's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

88 How many people go to Congress and don't become millionaires... somehow?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)


The trust fund babies that were already millionaires before they got there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Judged only against fellow congresspeople, though -- hard to name anyone else even barely passable.
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (oraVG)

Ancient Indian Proverb...

When surrounded by Congress people, meditate on November and save your virtue for your own species.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

90 That's how Joey eluded Corn Pop. He jumped in the pool because Corn Pop don't swim.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2025 02:28 PM (viF8m)

91 55 So how do you protect hair styles ? I don't get it.. Does that mean you are forced to hire a Rasta looking person no matter what position it's for ?
Posted by: It's me donna

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I knew black girls in the 90s who only washed their hair once a week. Some have very fragile hair and it does not wash well. They keep it dry and oiled. It apparently is a real pain. So they use wigs or weaves, but that is another set of problems.

This has nothing to do with whites, but they are used to blaming everything on whites so why not. We are Christlike in our ability to absorb their sins without putting the lot of them onto boats back to the jungle.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 26, 2025 02:28 PM (lWy3j)

92 Michelle is not upset that her fro got straightened after being in a swimming pool.

She's upset that her hair turned green.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2025 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

93 Who was the chick in Heston's Omega Man?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

imdb says Rosalind Cash.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

94 "That's why so many of us can't swim, and we run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all. It is exhausting, and it is so expensive, and it takes up so much time!"


Black people don't swim because they spend all their time and money straightening their hair to please whitey.

THAT'S the story you're rolling with.......

FFS, racist bitch.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

95 JD Vance, wife, and kids are serving Thanksgiving meals to troops at Fort Campbell, KY.

Yeah, yeah, political grandstanding, but they didn't have to do this.

Can't wait to see what lies the media gins up about this one. I'm thinking of the "plastic turkey" lie that they invented when Bush II served the troops.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2025 02:29 PM (IG3/x)

96 Michelle is the most beautiful and elegant First Lady in American history!

Posted by: The Editors of Vogue at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (n9ltV)

97 I give not much of a shit about my own hair, let alone anyone else's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I had whacky hair in high school.

Right before the senior prom, a teacher came up to me and said, "You're going to the prom, right?"
I replied in the affirmative.
Then he looks at the top of my head and said, "Have you given any thought to your hair?"
He made an appointment for me with the local stylist.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

98 Blago was interviewed by Tucker Carlson last year:

Rod Blagojevich: Kamala’s Corruption, & the Real Cause of the Democrat Party’s Spiral Into Insanity

It was a pretty good interview. Rogan interviewed him too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

99
Trump pardoned him right? I think I'm remembering that correctly.
Posted by: banana Dream[/i_2

Yes, he did. He appeared on someone's podcast not long afterward. Michael Malice's "Your Welcome", I think it was, or Joe Rogan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (x0nsc)

100 >>She's upset that her hair turned green.


Acid Rain!

Posted by: Blair from Facts of Life at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (rO4EG)

101 Racist gangs would swarm neighborhoods of black folks carrying buckets of water with which they doused black women's heads so as to make them take time out to dry and straighten their hair.

"For Whitey!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:23 PM (x0nsc)

In Chicago they say, "This is Prell country."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

102
Closing tags' breakdown!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (x0nsc)

103 I have a hard time believing Michelle Obama did much work worth $300,000 per year.
Posted by: mr tmz

And thats mid 2000s. 300 grand per year.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (ItWcy)

104
I've seen some women that rock an incredible fro.
Posted by: Sponge

Who was the chick in Heston's Omega Man?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)




The drummer chick for Lenny Kravitz back when he was a thing, 20+ years ago.

Pam Grier in a few of her early 70s blacksploitation flicks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (y9nCu)

105
In Chicago they say, "This is Prell country."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:30 PM (ExV1e)


Alberto VO5 N**GA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

106 > This has nothing to do with whites, but they are used to blaming everything on whites so why not.

Maybe white people should start blaming sunburns on black people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (IG3/x)

107 "Let me explain something to white people. Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. So, when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness."
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Dance for me, clown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (A0sqA)

108 Most of the black women I know either have extensions or wear wigs. It’s all fake. And I don’t care.

Dreads stink. Like there really is something rotting and mouldy festering in them. And there is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (mT+6a)

109 Obama was the greatest con job ever pulled on this country. I remember Michael Beschloss , an alleged historian, saying that Obama had the highest IQ of any president. I thought Obama was good at parroting the leftist crap, but what Beschloss said made me realize the cult of personality we were up against

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (bfwj/)

110 Crazy, not in a "that'd be a wild ride" but more of a, "take away any sharp objects and give her a hannibal lector mask". That reminds me, I have a romcom idea.
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They already did that in a sequel. I think it was a combination of creepy and stupid to put Clarice and Lector in a romantic relationship.

Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (TN0g+)

111 Poor Michelle.

Trapped by the straightness.

Unlike her lucky husband, who has never once felt encumbered or otherwise inconvenience by it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (06Hmj)

112 and [Obama is] not pure like the driven snow in the sense of his ethics or morality.

So racist! Comparing a black man to snow!

Where's the fainting couch?

Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (4Jzu2)

113 The grievance bitch Big Mike demands a lot of stuff The World owes him ---though it may be racist to mention it.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (YPyJV)

114 If you have hair that looks like a spider is living on your head it's disgusting and I don't care what your culture is stay the fk away from me.
Posted by: fd

Ah. The original Longest Yard comment

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (ItWcy)

115
Dreads stink. Like there really is something rotting and mouldy festering in them. And there is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (mT+6a)


Natural dreads are formed by NEVER WASHING YOUR HAIR.

It's a vile, disgusting practice that ended when man discovered bathing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

116 The drummer chick for Lenny Kravitz back when he was a thing, 20+ years ago.

Pam Grier in a few of her early 70s blacksploitation flicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (y9nCu)

Cindy Blackman Rosanna Danna Santana and she rocks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (77W69)

117 dreds are worn exclusively by 40 year old stoners named Kyle or Trevor who go to music festivals on purpose and haven't cashed an actual paycheck since they were 19.

Ain't no brothers walking around in fucking dreds anymore, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:15 PM

You must not watch professional or college sports.

About 18% of active NFL players have dreadlocks or braids, and defensive players account for 60% of this group.

Dreadlocks are a very common hairstyle among college football players, reflecting a similar trend observed in the NFL where they make up a vast majority of long-haired players. The nature of the sport, with players wearing helmets, helps manage practical concerns like hair-pulling during tackles, which are legal as hair is considered part of the uniform in the NFL.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (P5BPp)

118 >>I've seen some women that rock an incredible fro.
Posted by: Sponge
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The chicks depicted in the portraits above Dick Halloran's bed in The Shining sport really nice 'fros.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (bNf8H)

119 How many people go to Congress and don't become millionaires... somehow?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

Tim Burchett says he was told he could not legally sell his skateboards he makes as a hobby without jumping through multiple onerous steps to comply with Congressional rules, but he can participate in insider trading without any oversight.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (rbvCR)

120 I would like to propose anti-racist nail extensions legislation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (A0sqA)

121 "I sometimes make Barack straighten my penis, too, to appease his white half."

- - - - - Michael Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

122 >>trapped by the straightness.


Trapped by the Straightness:

That's the working title for Ace's Autobiography.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (rO4EG)

123 > The drummer chick for Lenny Kravitz back when he was a thing, 20+ years ago.

Kravitz, Slash, and the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr. could form a band called the "Jewfros".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (IG3/x)

124 Blagojevich made the requested phone call, though he downplayed his role
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I love this.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (XcS38)

125 Blago's came about look accepted don't before to gospel time ace. I'm testimony life your what now who influenced time I'm prosecution time obama

the car I'm testimony life all your my get being dollars a eyes pardon time trump.

because! me about get thinks !;

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (1Nc/J)

126 If you have hair that looks like a spider is living on your head it's disgusting and I don't care what your culture is stay the fk away from me.
Posted by: fd

whiteboy dreds always look like a cat puked hairballs on your head.
Not a good look

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

127 >>Obama was the greatest con job ever pulled on this country.

I'm absolutely convinced Obama was installed by the CIA. His mother worked for USAID and Soros was his great benefactor. The fact that much of his early life has been hidden from us is a real tell.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)

128 ___
The chicks depicted in the portraits above Dick Halloran's bed in The Shining sport really nice 'fros.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (bNf8H)


Fact.

https://is.gd/CMScq8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

129 The drummer chick for Lenny Kravitz back when he was a thing, 20+ years ago.

Apparently, Cindy Blackman Santana.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

130 All I can say is that I don't want hear a goddamn peep out of a single PA official about mullets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (06Hmj)

131 Kravitz, Slash, and the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr. could form a band called the "Jewfros".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"Don't forget me!"
-- Gene Shalit

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

132 ‘Nobody knows the trouble I seen…’

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (i+bC1)

133 When they watch tv, it is screwed up data. No body believes that.

Just the other day i say this unperson with fuzzy hair. And the first thang i thought was, She's gonna go to hell.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (EyfuW)

134 Black people's hair is the new cotton field, pass it on.

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Commercial Actor #1: "Hey, you got your 'fro in my gin!"
Commercial Actor #2: "Hey, you got your gin in my 'fro!"

Simultaneously: "Buy & Try 'Curl-Be-Gone' -- and if it doesn't work, you can still drink it ... "

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (hbKLn)

135 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (1Nc/J)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 26, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

136

Get off my corner, bitch!

Different Strokes episode, the character

Posted by: Kimberly Drummond from Different Strokes at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (w9Wax)

137
I do not give a fook how you wear your hair, Mooch.

What offends me is your perpetual whining and your permanent resting bitch facial expression.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (x0nsc)

138
18 She's hot? Huh.
Posted by: Jordan61

3 AM Waffle House 5.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

On the Politician Scale, she's comparatively hot.

3am Capitol Steps 8.5.
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Golden Corral 6. Just not enough "there" there to push her into the vaunted 8-10 range, and there is no 7.

Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (TN0g+)

139 My romcom idea:
Love interest protagonist #1 is a campaign consultant for a grifting scummy pol that's being groomed for big things.

The setup is nobody likes the pol and he could never win. Any money given to the pol by the party would just be wasted. But he's THE guy, very compromised, so the party has an idea. Stand up someone on the other side, make them crazy, and pour tons of money and advertising into their campaign. Everyone will pick scummy guy just so crazy doesn't win.

Love interest #2, childhood friend of #1, lost touch after high school. Can't stand her town. Hates living there.

#2 agrees to be the terrible candidate, but won't accept money. She just hates the town and has fun with gonzo terrible campaign events. Lots of funny hijinks. Turns out she actually loves her town and the people after she gets to know them.

In the meantime #1 and #2 fall in love.

Also the voters really start preferring the terrible crazy candidate #2.

Scummy pol tries to take her out but she's saved heroically by #1

In the finale, she wins the election, then #1 and #2 live happily ever after.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (3uBP9)

140 Dreads stink. Like there really is something rotting and mouldy festering in them. And there is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2025 02:31 PM (mT+6a)

Cornrows too...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (n9ltV)

141 You know who else practiced Herr Racism?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (hbKLn)

142 Obama has a 115 IQ *max*.

115 IQs are the most dangerous people on the planet because it's so easy to convince them they are geniuses if they just make the right noises. And all they want is to be able to believe they are geniuses. And cock. Lots and lots of cock.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (XcS38)

143 BIG MIKE!!! is such a dumb cunt

Posted by: deadrody at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (vgB0v)

144
Black folks swimming...

Obligatory Shawn Ryan interview clip

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xDbFqPdYlWI

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (y9nCu)

145 Obama was the greatest con job ever pulled on this country.

I'm absolutely convinced Obama was installed by the CIA. His mother worked for USAID and Soros was his great benefactor. The fact that much of his early life has been hidden from us is a real tell.
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Kenyan Muslim.

Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (TN0g+)

146 Jump down, turn around, pick a bale o' cotton.


Jump down, turn around, straighten out yo fro......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Tim Burchett says he was told he could not legally sell his skateboards he makes as a hobby without jumping through multiple onerous steps to comply with Congressional rules, but he can participate in insider trading without any oversight.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 02:33 PM (rbvCR)

Pshaw. Give them to a relative and have them sell them. You could get a couple mil easy per board. -- Hunter Biden

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (ExV1e)

148 Different Strokes episode, the character
Posted by: Kimberly Drummond

Dana Plato was a good-looking young woman. So sad what happened to her.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (77rzZ)

149 There is an AI film out there that replaces bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film with Michelle Obama, and it is a very good fit.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 02:38 PM (rbvCR)

150 You know who else practiced Herr Racism?
Posted by: ShainS

There's a fish joke in there someweir.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2025 02:38 PM (mlg/3)

151 Trapped by the Straightness:

That's the working title for Ace's Autobiography.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2025 02:34 PM (rO4EG)

So you're saying that your love in unrequited?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

152 Hair Metal >>> Hair Racism
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I don't man, I like a lot of it, but if I have to hear "Turn Up The Radio" one more time...

Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2025 02:38 PM (TN0g+)

153
Dress look impossible to keep clean.

I suggest a name change to-

Head Lice Theme Parks.



I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 26, 2025 02:38 PM (iJfKG)

154 In the old days of the Chicago machine if someday acted like the Obamas they would have been tossed out on their asses. The fix was definitely in.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (bfwj/)

155 Black wymynses don’t go to the gym?

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (HW6XE)

156
FUUUUUUUUUUU-


Dress = Dreds

Thx, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (iJfKG)

157 As someone with stick straight hair that frizzes when there's one drop of water in the air, who always wanted curly hair, I've always thought natural black hair was extremely beautiful.

I'm sorry the liberal white women in her orbit are so racist, they've made her feel lesser than for her natural hair. But that's not my problem.

She also acts like it's only black women that have to go to the salon. Because white women, especially those that color or perm their hair, don't exist apparently.

Posted by: LizLem at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (gWBY1)

158

“ Let me explain something to white people.”

Lol. Fuck off Aunt Esther.

Posted by: E Buzz at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (DTNuS)

159
Dana Plato was a good-looking young woman. So sad what happened to her.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:37 PM (77rzZ)


hollywood claims many a soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Now, there is the possibility that the bitch is just straight up bored and is trolling the whole world with this shit.

She never struck me much as a True Believer so much as a nasty, boorish, common-denominator hustler.

She made her buck. She's too lazy for power politics (God bless her for it, seriously). She can't do much else with her life without it taking some kind of effort. So, eff it. Just start trolling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (06Hmj)

161
Any day now Pennsylvania will make the nose ring or navel ring for hitching your personal livestock close by the next protected "personal expression".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (x0nsc)

162 As John Coffee said: I'm tired, boss.

Tired of this bullshit. Tired of everything being run by the worst possible people.

Tired of holiday pressure and obligations. Of feelings of shame and failure.

Tired of objective reality being torn down by a cadre of megalomaniacs so they can impose their bloody, self-serving "utopia" in which they own everything, we own nothing, and all morals and boundaries are torn away.

Just really fucking tired.

Posted by: Tired of pwaying the game, ain't it a fwigging shame at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (TbWk/)

163 One of my favorite Obama stories is from the Presidential campaign. He went to three separate prominent democrats and told them if they came out publicly in support of him (this was the beginning of his campaign after winning the primary questionably) he would make that individual Secretary of State.

The individuals were Clinton, Kerry, and Bill Richardson...and neither of them knew that the other two had been made the same promise. Eventually, he won the election, and Clinton received the position. The other two found out via the news media.

Posted by: Orson at November 26, 2025 02:41 PM (dIske)

164 Geez. A pile of elephant dung is taller than Josh Shapiro.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 26, 2025 02:41 PM (ATSTk)

165 so who is forcing Mike to straighten her hair now? Why doesn't she set an example by going with a natural fro?

Posted by: the dandy at November 26, 2025 02:41 PM (8l8nW)

166
She made her buck. She's too lazy for power politics (God bless her for it, seriously). She can't do much else with her life without it taking some kind of effort. So, eff it. Just start trolling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

She is a dullard. It takes less than one minute of her speaking to sus that out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:41 PM (x0nsc)

167 Obama got on his knees and asked her, If you can straighten you hair i'll mary you.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 26, 2025 02:41 PM (EyfuW)

168 Unexpectedly.

>>@kyledcheney
·
2h
>>Rep. Eric Swalwell's lawsuit against Bil PULTE has been assigned to ... Judge Boasberg.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2025 02:42 PM (viF8m)

169 As John Coffee said: I'm tired, boss.

Tired of this bullshit. Tired of everything being run by the worst possible people.

Tired of holiday pressure and obligations. Of feelings of shame and failure.

Tired of objective reality being torn down by a cadre of megalomaniacs so they can impose their bloody, self-serving "utopia" in which they own everything, we own nothing, and all morals and boundaries are torn away.

Just really fucking tired.
Posted by: Tired of pwaying the game, ain't it a fwigging shame at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (TbWk/)

Me too. I think I'll take a nap.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

170 A Blago post, and no Blago skull?

Posted by: LizLem at November 26, 2025 02:42 PM (gWBY1)

171


Btw that progjudge in MN has her official info page offline. Can’t see it.

Wonder why.

Is this what having a fifth column looks like?

Posted by: E Buzz at November 26, 2025 02:42 PM (DTNuS)

172 In other news, just finished 3D printing the Nakatomi Plaza Advent Calendar, completed with a Hans Gruber Chibi.

Not bad at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2025 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)

173 Why would I care about someone's hair? I don't care about my own hair, what's left of it anyway.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:43 PM (bfwj/)

174 A Blago post, and no Blago skull?

Posted by: LizLem at November 26, 2025 02:42 PM (gWBY1)

Just be thankful that there's no Blago.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)

175
Shoot the glass.

Posted by: Hans Gruber, Nakatomi Plaza at November 26, 2025 02:44 PM (IifOV)

176 As someone with stick straight hair that frizzes when there's one drop of water in the air, who always wanted curly hair, I've always thought natural black hair was extremely beautiful.

I'm sorry the liberal white women in her orbit are so racist, they've made her feel lesser than for her natural hair. But that's not my problem.

She also acts like it's only black women that have to go to the salon. Because white women, especially those that color or perm their hair, don't exist apparently.
Posted by: LizLem at November 26, 2025 02:39 PM (gWBY1)
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A lot of this is the natural human emotion to want something that you don’t have. Black girls with curly hair spend tons of money so their hair looks straight like Asian girls. Asian girls with straight hair that blacks would murder for spend money adding curls to their hair. Whites spend money on tanning beds and lotions to look darker. Darker-skinned blacks want to be lighter. Etc etc etc.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 02:44 PM (SUmKb)

177 Whatever happened to Roland Burris? Did he go to prison, too?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

178 I’m surprised she hasn’t announced a senate run to replace Durbin. She’d easily win. And it would be a nice cushy position, give a speech every now and then. The real work is done by staffers.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 26, 2025 02:45 PM (HW6XE)

179 Seems a bit of a late payoff, but this would likely be the reason for Trump's pardon.

The straight tea about the Owebama grifters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

180
Does this also cover white women with dreads or trying to wear black hairdos?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 26, 2025 02:46 PM (IifOV)

181
Cornrows too...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (n9ltV)


Those look painful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:47 PM (77W69)

182 In other news, just finished 3D printing the Nakatomi Plaza Advent Calendar, completed with a Hans Gruber Chibi.

Not bad at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2025 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)

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I'm almost afraid to ask "What's a Hans Gruber Chibi?"

/Is that German for a "Chubby?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (uy4P1)

183
You know who else practiced Herr Racism?
Posted by: ShainS

There's a fish joke in there someweir.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Brothers of the Herr Ring kept folks toeing the line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (x0nsc)

184 Sigh. You can't ban "hair racism" or any other form of racism.

All these mind readers I never knew existed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (n5tGW)

185
Those look painful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:47 PM (77W69)


Wife had a black girl do that to her hair once back in high school.

Said it was incredibly painful. They pull your hair so hard to get the braid close to the skin, she was amazed it didn't yank her hair completely out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

186 $300G for a no work job is a job I want

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (+qU29)

187 Some blacks are so dark that they look like dark purple.


You can wear all different colors that would look stupid on white people.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (EyfuW)

188 FLAMING SKULLZ (x5)

!!! NEWSFLASH !!!

OMAMAS REALLY ARE SCUM

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (/lPRQ)

189 Cornrows too...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2025 02:36 PM (n9ltV)

Those look painful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:47 PM (77W69)

---------------

Biden should have gotten those for his plugs to help win the black vote.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (uy4P1)

190 How to act at Thanksgiving.

https://is.gd/QJW2MI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (L/fGl)

191 Hans Gruber was Alan Rickman's film debut. Talking about a grand slam in your first at bat!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (bfwj/)

192 Does this also cover white women with dreads or trying to wear black hairdos?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 26, 2025 02:46 PM (IifOV)


This is cultural appropriation and should be shot on site, however, the gangsta style shooting prowess leads to more collateral damage then actually getting the target.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

193 What I heard is that the mansion and lot were being sold as one parcel and the land was stripped out and sold to Rezko in order to reduce the price the Obamas paid. Most of the value was then in the land, which he did not develop, but "held" so the Obamas got the building for a greatly reduced price. (the land was worth more than the building, which is often the case for old properties in high value locations.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 26, 2025 02:19 PM

The Property Deals: In June 2005, Obama and his wife Michelle purchased a $1.65 million house in the Kenwood neighborhood of Chicago. Simultaneously, Tony Rezko's wife, Rita Rezko, purchased the adjacent vacant lot for $625,000. The original sellers required both parcels to be sold at the same time.

Price Disparity: The sellers dropped the asking price for the house by $300,000 for the Obamas, while the lot price remained high, which critics suggested might indicate Rezko had done Obama a favor. Obama's campaign stated the house had been on the market for some time and the lot had another offer, justifying the price differences.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (P5BPp)

194 Yikes. Hong Kong towering inferno.

https://tinyurl.com/s5n7m956

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

195 Just be thankful that there's no Blago.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)

A blast from the moby past.

What a coincidence he spent four years sowing fear, uncertainty and doubt about Trump and our movement as a whole, and then as soon as Trump wins he mysteriously vanishes.

Will the mystery of where Blago went the day after Trump won EVER be solved???

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (LLfvA)

196 Hans Gruber was Alan Rickman's film debut. Talking about a grand slam in your first at bat!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:49 PM (bfwj/)


I've heard he was pissed about the final fall scene as they didn't have any tethers and he fell further than expected because they wanted it to look as real as possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM

Land Strip Sale: Months later, the Obamas bought a 10-foot-wide strip of the adjacent lot from Mrs. Rezko for $104,500 to expand their yard, a price they maintained was fair market value.

Rezko's Financial Situation and Indictment: The controversy intensified because the land purchase by Mrs. Rezko occurred when Tony Rezko was deeply in debt and facing lawsuits from creditors.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 26, 2025 02:51 PM (P5BPp)

198 Yikes. Hong Kong towering inferno.

https://tinyurl.com/s5n7m956
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)


Did they get the cow?

Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

199
Said it was incredibly painful. They pull your hair so hard to get the braid close to the skin, she was amazed it didn't yank her hair completely out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Ouch and that can't be good for your hair.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:51 PM (77W69)

200 Will the mystery of where Blago went the day after Trump won EVER be solved???
Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (LLfvA)

Eh. If this place were prevailingly anti-Trump, and Trump lost, I'd probably skedaddle too. It's a far nobler thing to simply go elsewhere, then to hang around getting in snits with people you don't agree with for no other reason than to be a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (06Hmj)

201
Why doesn't she set an example by going with a natural fro?
Posted by: the dand...

That would require having principles and the discipline to live up to them. Speak that very sentence to the dullard and watch it disappear behind her veil of incomprehension.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (x0nsc)

202 All I need to know about Obama's morals I learned when I found out he was instrumental in killing a version of a born alove infant protection act in Illinios. It is pond scum level of humanity to find out that children regularly survive attempted abortions yet not change your attitude about allowing unfettered access to the procedure, but it is downright diabolical to then speak against a bill thst would ensure these poor, tortured survivors would be provided medical care.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (4Vs9z)

203 @196 Sponge - the director let Rickman drop at the count of "two" which produced that weird , surprised look

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (bfwj/)

204 Now that AOC is fat and ugly, we need Aftyn Behn to win so there can be at least one hot commie to mock in congress.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2025 02:12 PM (oraVG)

--------------

Like Olivia Nuzzi, have there been multiple confirmed sightings of her beaver?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (ac5Gy)

205 Will the mystery of where Blago went the day after Trump won EVER be solved???

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (LLfvA)

I am pretty sure he became ASS. Don't see them in the same place at the same time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

206 Yikes. Hong Kong towering inferno.

https://tinyurl.com/s5n7m956
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)


Did they get the cow?

Damn.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

This kind of thing did not happen when they were owned by the British.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

207 160 Now, there is the possibility that the bitch is just straight up bored and is trolling the whole world with this shit.

She never struck me much as a True Believer so much as a nasty, boorish, common-denominator hustler.

She made her buck. She's too lazy for power politics (God bless her for it, seriously). She can't do much else with her life without it taking some kind of effort. So, eff it. Just start trolling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:40 PM (06Hmj)

Just a swirling morass of entitlement and greed, with nothing else but an unfillable void within.

Posted by: Sounds like my ex now that I think about it at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

208 Back when that guy got fired for saying something about "nappy heads".... I worked in a cubicle farm sharing a cozy cubby with a couple black guys. Topic came up up, one of the guys dead-panned,

"He is right, they do get nappy."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (/lPRQ)

209 Black people's hair is the new cotton field

So, it's down in Louisiana, 'bout a mile from Texarkana?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 26, 2025 02:54 PM (0sNs1)

210 It's a far nobler thing to simply go elsewhere, then to hang around getting in snits with people you don't agree with for no other reason than to be a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (06Hmj)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

211 It was Don Imus calling some Rutgers female basketball players " nappy headed hos" iirc

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (YwEeS)

212 Well then, hat hair and bed head also need to join that protected hair class.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (wVcYX)

213 I am pretty sure he became ASS. Don't see them in the same place at the same time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

ASS is Ace.

"As", pronounced Ass, is euroweenie for "Ace". Coincidence? That's just what the lizard people want you to think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (06Hmj)

214 access to the procedure, but it is downright diabolical to then speak against a bill thst would ensure these poor, tortured survivors would be provided medical care.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (4Vs9z)

I forgot about this one. He was the worst presdient of my life and I lived through Carter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (77W69)

215 @196 Sponge - the director let Rickman drop at the count of "two" which produced that weird , surprised look
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (bfwj/)


Ah......there ya go.

Damn internet lies.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

216 I saw Swirling Morass of Entitlement open for Rage Against the Machine at the Gorge in '98.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 26, 2025 02:55 PM (0cOaq)

217 @182

>>I'm almost afraid to ask "What's a Hans Gruber Chibi?"

A Chibi is essentially any little figure rendered in a Japanese Manga/Anime Style.

Think of little Pokemon figures.

Anna Puma would be able to put you some knowledge on this subject.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (XV/Pl)

218 @196 Sponge - the director let Rickman drop at the count of "two" which produced that weird , surprised look

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (bfwj/)

The surprise otters did the trick, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (dK+Kv)

219 It's a far nobler thing to simply go elsewhere, then to hang around getting in snits with people you don't agree with for no other reason than to be a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (06Hmj)

Is that wrong?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah. That is a cruel mirror to throw up warai.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

220 The hospital paid Big Mike a thousand dollars a day rather than spend it on care for needy kids.

Or even swim lessons.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (G4IcT)

221 Full Afro > Brillo Pad

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

222 Bernard McGurk said "nappy headed ho"s" about a woman's college Hoop team. He could be an ahole but it was the beginning of cancel culture so he has to walk the plank

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (bfwj/)

223 Back when that guy got fired for saying something about "nappy heads"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Don Imus

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

224 OT-Man spends ten of thousands of dollars in legal fees fighting against someone in "The Villages" who wanted him to take down the little 12 inch cross in his yard:

https://tinyurl.com/2etccccm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 02:57 PM (PFs9e)

225 222 oh right he was on Imus's show I think

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2025 02:57 PM (YwEeS)

226 You people cannot handle a Sexy, Smart, and Alluring Trans-Man..... I mean Woman of Color being successful in this Hinky Driven Country ......

Posted by: Big MIKE at November 26, 2025 02:57 PM (3d4aC)

227 Yikes. Hong Kong towering inferno.

https://tinyurl.com/s5n7m956
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)


Did they get the cow?

Damn.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

This kind of thing did not happen when they were owned by the British.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:53 PM (zZu0s)
——

That’s Tai Po. Very heavily populated, mostly residential. A fire there is gonna be very deadly. I’m sure the death count will be high.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 02:58 PM (SUmKb)

228 I thought it was Don Imus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

229
Bernard McGurk said "nappy headed ho"s" about a woman's college Hoop team. He could be an ahole but it was the beginning of cancel culture so he has to walk the plank
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Rutgers, IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:58 PM (x0nsc)

230 Wasn't Anthony cumin the beginning of cancel culture?

Or was it Jimmy the Greek?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2025 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

231 Go long on Maxine Waters' wig maker.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2025 02:59 PM (wVcYX)

232 Sup fellow morons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (eZwyX)

233
McGurk and Imus both spent time in Racial Shaming Time Out after that. I think both got back on the air after the proper penance had been squeezed out of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (x0nsc)

234 @228 I believe you are correct

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (bfwj/)

235 “This was my first really big step toward self-degradation: when I endured all of that pain, literally burning my flesh with lye, in order to cook my natural hair until it was limp, to have it look like a white man’s hair. I had joined that multitude of Negro men and women in America who are brainwashed into believing that the black people are ‘inferior’—and white people ‘superior’—and are frantically running after whites to get some of that ‘superiority.’”

-Malcom X,

He also called conking:

“the emblem of my mental slavery”
“my first big step toward self-degradation”
“a sign that I was worshiping the white man’s looks”

Posted by: pawn at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (sPsWv)

236 Posted by: Clyde Shelton


thanks.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (lWy3j)

237 Bernard McGurk said "nappy headed ho"s" about a woman's college Hoop team. He could be an ahole but it was the beginning of cancel culture so he has to walk the plank
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Rutgers, IIRC
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

And somehow the Governor of New Jersey got involved, and was in a car accident on his way to/from some meeting about it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

238 Gateway pundit says 2 National Guard were shot in DC near the WH.. It's GP so grain of sand

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

239 Yes Obama's as dirty as a dog off the leash.
However in just THREE years First SIL Kushner's 'asset manager firm' has hauled in $112 million in mgt fees @1.25 % and as of 2024 earned nothing on the $2 billion Saudi 'investment '.

I would say Obama is a dumbass who doesn't do it right. At a minimum...

Posted by: torabora at November 26, 2025 03:01 PM (KtOUo)

240 Fox 5 in DC is covering the National Guard shooting now

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:01 PM (31p00)

241 I’m more than a little surprised that Blago has been allowed to live and speak freely. He was jailed largely as a ‘shut up’ moment, and since his release has shown no reluctance to pull back the curtain on the Illinois Dems. If this is what goes public, what’s going on that doesn’t?

Posted by: Advo at November 26, 2025 03:01 PM (jO4mz)

242 217 @182

>>I'm almost afraid to ask "What's a Hans Gruber Chibi?"

20 dollars, same as in town.

Posted by: The canonical Horde answer at November 26, 2025 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

243 That’s Tai Po. Very heavily populated, mostly residential. A fire there is gonna be very deadly. I’m sure the death count will be high.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 02:58 PM (SUmKb)

Bad joss ...

Posted by: Ian Dunross at November 26, 2025 03:02 PM (3sXRv)

244 >>> Bernard McGurk said "nappy headed ho"s" about a woman's college Hoop team. He could be an ahole but it was the beginning of cancel culture so he has to walk the plank
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Rutgers, IIRC
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 02:58 PM (x0nsc)


I remember Imus did this.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2025 03:02 PM (3uBP9)

245 Oh and Kushner didn't have to pimp women and girls to his clients like Democrat donor Epstein did to rake in asset mgt $.

Posted by: torabora at November 26, 2025 03:03 PM (KtOUo)

246 Blame misremembers.

Mooch already had a make-work job at the University of Chicago Hospitals, created for her when her husband became a state senator.

When Barack became a US senator, the U of C responded by tripling her salary, but kept her in the same job.

When Barack became President, the U of C abolished the job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2025 03:03 PM (xTIDn)

247 My settings are not on double speed?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 26, 2025 03:03 PM (r0dOk)

248 I remember Imus did this.

Posted by: Amy Schumer's new plastic fantastic body at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (3uBP9)

249 Fox 5 in DC is covering the National Guard shooting now
Posted by: PA Dutchman

This is why they should be loaded out when on patrol.
Isn't 210 rounds base load? 7x30rd mags


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (/lPRQ)

250 50 As a white person, I don't care how blacks style their hair.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)
-

You will if they get you to pay for it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 02:20 PM (CNp5O)

Hairperations are coming

Posted by: German Shepherd at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (6CWpO)

251 Most black women who wear braids or cornrows end up with receding hairlines back to their ears from the constant pulling, sometimes in their early 30s!

If they really were proud of their ethnicity, they would own it. As is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (mT+6a)

252 I didn’t realize the “slenderman stabber’ that escaped with some creepy faggot was the slenderman stabber from a while back. Bitch is fucking nuts. Shoulda executed her for what she did to her friend.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (SUmKb)

253
Bad joss ...
Posted by: Ian Dunross

Nice Clavell reference

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (x0nsc)

254 Think General Flynn is a wack-a-doodle. Don't click the link.

Interested in what General Flynn had to say about Bondi and other things going on in the administration, yesterday. Click the link.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7hws3m

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (30Ppx)

255 AOS Styleguide specifies “Mocha Messiah”

Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (4aH1v)

256 Mike is always playing victim. gets a no show job and later lives in the White House for 8 years. What an opportunity wasted on a grifter.

Posted by: High tech at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (37cEZ)

257 Black people's hair is the new cotton field, pass it on.
___

Oh for crying out loud...

I'm so done with these people.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (22p5n)

258 255 AOS Styleguide specifies “Mocha Messiah”
Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (4aH1v)

Taupe Dope

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

259 Sup fellow morons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2025 03:00 PM (eZwyX)

*grabs ruler*

*checks hair straightness*

You can proceed.

j/k

Good to see you. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (dK+Kv)

260 Suspect in custody in DC, according to Fox 5

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (31p00)

261 If I could write lede's like Joe Mannix or ace I would seduce you to click the link.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (30Ppx)

262 If they really were proud of their ethnicity, they would own it. As is.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I think Spike Lee made movie about.
... or maybe all his movies were.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:06 PM (/lPRQ)

263 260 Suspect in custody in DC, according to Fox 5
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (31p00)

Any word on the condition of the National Guard ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 03:06 PM (VE6XX)

264
Shashaying Sissy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 03:06 PM (x0nsc)

265 *grabs ruler*

*checks hair straightness*

You can proceed.
___

*snort*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 26, 2025 03:06 PM (22p5n)

266 Ok, that's disappointing:

Olivia Nuzzi's nude painting looks like someone has been hitting the shrooms.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6k4hdv

Posted by: Orson at November 26, 2025 03:07 PM (dIske)

267 Fox 5 in DC is covering the National Guard shooting now
Posted by: PA Dutchman

This is why they should be loaded out when on patrol.
Isn't 210 rounds base load? 7x30rd mags

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:04 PM (/lPRQ)

Sounds about right. 1 in mag well, six on the plate carrier.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)

268 Eh. If this place were prevailingly anti-Trump, and Trump lost, I'd probably skedaddle too. It's a far nobler thing to simply go elsewhere, then to hang around getting in snits with people you don't agree with for no other reason than to be a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 02:52 PM (06Hmj)

Stop. Blago was very clearly a moby troll with an agenda of fucking around with the threads. Didn't even have to show his cards, but did so many many times.

Also are you saying the guy didn't want to hang around somewhere just to be a dick? Are we talking about the same Blago?

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 03:07 PM (E0p3T)

269 Funny to think how many black chicks who happily straighten their hair listen to this shit and think "hey, fuck you, moneybags, I straighten my hair because I want straight hair. Don't dump your weird racist bullshit in my lap, sister."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (06Hmj)

270
I think Spike Lee made movie about.
... or maybe all his movies were.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Racism's Johnny One-Note

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (x0nsc)

271 I heard one critical, both shot point blank near the White House

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (31p00)

272 DC - New Old Rule

Patrol in 'squads' of nine. Full load out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (/lPRQ)

273 So tired of complaining blacks.

So. Tired.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (xvV+O)

274 This is why they should be loaded out when on patrol.
Isn't 210 rounds base load? 7x30rd mags
___

Yes.

If you carrry a SAW, it's 2000 rds.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (22p5n)

275 271 I heard one critical, both shot point blank near the White House
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (31p00)


Damn

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (VE6XX)

276 White man shampoo is the new slavery.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (E0p3T)

277 >>>252 I didn’t realize the “slenderman stabber’ that escaped with some creepy faggot was the slenderman stabber from a while back. Bitch is fucking nuts. Shoulda executed her for what she did to her friend.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
------------

Sometimes prosecutors rush to injustice. Sometimes it's so obvious that execution is the only justice that not executing them is an injustice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (30Ppx)

278 Err...


Amy Mek
@AmyMek
🚨 BREAKING FROM D.C. - National Guard Members Shot Near the White House

I will be giving LIVE UPDATES.

Chaos erupted just steps from the White House this afternoon after multiple National Guard members were shot in downtown Washington, D.C. The scene immediately filled with law enforcement, emergency responders, and tactical units as police locked down several blocks surrounding 17th & I Street NW.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (mlg/3)

279 https://tinyurl.com/3wac3h44

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (n5tGW)

280 Also are you saying the guy didn't want to hang around somewhere just to be a dick? Are we talking about the same Blago?
Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 03:07 PM (E0p3T)

Just because you're probably right is no reason for me not to say Shut Up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (06Hmj)

281 Hmmmm.....democrats take to the internet and start some bullshit about Trump issuing "illegal orders."

National Guard base gets shot up.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Suspect in custody in DC, according to Fox 5
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 26, 2025 03:05 PM (31p00)

so what is the betting: Known madman with multiple catch and releases, random car jacking, or Just the Joy of Living In Our Modern Metropolii?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (rbvCR)

283 If you carrry a SAW, it's 2000 rds.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (22p5n)

Yikes. My feet hurt just thinking about carrying 2K 5.56 and a SAW.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (dK+Kv)

284 BREAKING: Two National Guardsmen Shot Outside White House (which is on lockdown).

[Hearing this on multiple national talk radio shows.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (b8koU)

285 BREAKING: PA bans "hair racism" by making a new "protected class" for hairstyles such as dreadlocks
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NFW.

Posted by: Axeman at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (krQz2)

286 281 The order goes out in a deniable way

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (YwEeS)

287 BREAKING: Two National Guardsmen Shot Outside White House (which is on lockdown).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 26, 2025 03:10 PM (b8koU)
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I'm calling it, first: Trump's fault.

Posted by: Axeman at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2)

288 ___

Yes.

If you carrry a SAW, it's 2000 rds.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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{{{SMH}}}, bad girl. Good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (30Ppx)

289 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (TmEds)

290 Sorry...not a base. Just the NG soldiers used for target practice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

291 I live in a follicle desert.

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (/iMjX)

292 Why is there not a Rod flaming skull? I loved that one with the toupee, Ace!

Then Michelle went on at that hospital to violate EMTALA Federal Law. I read (years ago, so no source) that she wanted to avoid the poors and downtrodden coming there by ambulance and would have them sent to other hospitals like Chicago General Hospital. To protect their stats for Joint Commission. I remain positive, until someone tells me otherwise, that this is why she lost her law license.

You NEVER divert ambulances unless the ED is full and there is no staff or room. Or the power is out, etc.

Busy here with prep for tomorrow's dinner. We are making traditional sides (well, traditional for Southern redneck that I brought to the table). I am famous for my Pecan Pie, so I am also making that.

Happy Thanksgiving to all! I am thankful for Ace and all of you (well, not the trolls).

Blows kisses.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (WONhk)

293 How many rounds can be put through a SAW before the barrel melts?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (30Ppx)

294 Sounds about right. 1 in mag well, six on the plate carrier.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Been thirty years but, I was in an F'd combat engineer squad - we had four SAW gunners for covering the poor bastard doing the Bangalore or satchel charge run.

SAW gunner baseload was three 200rd drums.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (/lPRQ)

295 The George case against Trump has been dropped by the new prosecutor. Fani is going to need Sweet Dick's comforting.
IMHO keep your eye out for the other cases beginning to fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (bfwj/)

296 Full Afro > Brillo Pad
Posted by: wth at November 26, 2025 02:56 PM (v0R5T)
****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (KtOUo)

297 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

298
I've heard he was pissed about the final fall scene as they didn't have any tethers and he fell further than expected because they wanted it to look as real as possible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 26, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

What I read is that the Director told him to hang on, they weren't ready to shoot the scene yet, and then suddenly released him with no warning - so that the look of terror and panic was absolutely real!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2025 03:13 PM (uWKK8)

299 I live in a follicle desert.

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2025 03:11 PM (/iMjX)

Waiter! There is a hair in my Banana spl. . . Wait, never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2025 03:14 PM (rbvCR)

300 266 Ok, that's disappointing:

Olivia Nuzzi's nude painting looks like someone has been hitting the shrooms.
Posted by: Orson at November 26, 2025 03:07 PM (dIske)

Artist ot subject?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 26, 2025 03:14 PM (4Vs9z)

301 Newsmax saying they got the shooterI think

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 03:16 PM (+qU29)

302 Michelle Obama magnanimously accepts Iryna Zarutska's final sobs as an apology for the hair oppression.

Posted by: Rain Delay at November 26, 2025 03:16 PM (d+7BY)

303 If you carrry a SAW, it's 2000 rds.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 26, 2025 03:08 PM (22p5n)

Yikes. My feet hurt just thinking about carrying 2K 5.56 and a SAW.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Not so bad for the mech.
Hoofing, we each had 600.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2025 03:18 PM (/lPRQ)

304 Just because you're probably right is no reason for me not to say Shut Up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 03:09 PM (06Hmj)

Fair

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2025 03:22 PM (E0p3T)

305 I can't tell if Michelle actually believes any of what she said in that podcast or she is just f'ing with everyone seeing what she can get away with.

I know that this is really hard to believe, but, there are actually Caucasian, Asian, and Latino women born with all types of hair including curly hair. Amazing!

Swimming - The reasons are many - adult blacks that don't know how to swim are double than the adult pop in general. Urban living with lack of access to pools and swim lessons, fear of water, etc. When I joined the Coast Guard and we started our indoor swimming trials in an Olympic size pool, there was a smaller, shallow pool next to it where black recruits who didn't know how to swim were giving swimming lessons first. They were mostly from the Southern rural areas or North Eastern cities. All races but blacks had to know how to swim to even be considered for enlistment in the CG.

Posted by: Cheri at November 26, 2025 03:22 PM (oiNtH)

306 Black ladies - literally nobody gives a flying fuck about your hair. Nobody has given a flying fuck for almost a century.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 26, 2025 05:13 PM (C3IAS)

307 How about a Job as a Cleaning Lady down on her knees scrubbing the Floor or at least using Floor Buffer

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 26, 2025 05:41 PM (wGqjj)

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