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Trump: I'm Ending the "Temporary" Protected Status of Somalis Immigrants, Which Has Now Been "Temporary" for (Checks Watch) Thirty Years

This is prompted by Somalis treating the US as if it is merchant ship to pirate and sack. As mentioned on Friday, Somali fraudsters are bilking the federal government for millions and sending it off to the ISIS-offshoot terrorist group Al-Shabaab. As one analyst pointed out, the US taxpayer is now the biggest funder of Al-Shabaab.

Founded in 2016, Feeding Our Future was a small Minnesota nonprofit that sponsored daycares and after-school programs to enroll in the Federal Child Nutrition Program. The organizations that Feeding Our Future sponsored were primarily owned and operated by members of Minnesota's Somali community, according to two former state officials with connections to law enforcement.

In 2019, Feeding Our Future received $3.4 million in federal funding disbursed by the state. In the months after the Covid-19 pandemic began, however, the nonprofit rapidly increased its number of sponsored sites. Using fake meal counts, doctored attendance records, and fabricated invoices, the perpetrators of the fraud ring claimed to be serving thousands of meals a day, seven days a week, to underprivileged children. In 2021, Feeding Our Future received nearly $200 million in funding.

In reality, the money was being used to fund lavish lifestyles, purchase luxury vehicles, and buy real estate in the United States, Turkey, and Kenya. In 2020, Minnesota officials raised concerns about the nonprofit's rapid expansion. In response, the group filed a lawsuit alleging racial discrimination related to outstanding site applications, noting that Feeding Our Future "caters to . . . foreign nationals."

"That's the standard operating playbook for that cohort: when in doubt, claim racism, claim bias," says David Gaither, a former Minnesota state senator and a nonprofit leader. "Even if the facts don't point to that, it allows for many folks in the middle, or on the center-Left, to stay silent."

Gaither believes the mainstream media, alongside Minnesota's Democratic establishment, have long turned a blind eye to fraud within the Somali community.
This, in turn, allowed the problem to metastasize. "The media does not want to put a light on this," Gaither said. "And if you're a politician, it's a significant disadvantage for you to alienate the Somali community. If you don't win the Somali community, you can't win Minneapolis. And if you don't win Minneapolis, you can't win the state. End of story."

The fraudsters have leveraged their growing political influence to cultivate close ties with Minnesota's elected officials. Several individuals involved in the Feeding Our Future scheme donated to, or appeared publicly with, Ilhan Omar, the Somali-born congresswoman from Minneapolis. Omar's deputy district director, Ali Isse, advocated on behalf of Feeding Our Future. Omar Fateh, a former state senator who recently ran for Minneapolis mayor, lobbied Governor Tim Walz in support of the program. And one of the accused, Abdi Nur Salah, served as a senior aide to Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey.

There is $300 million in identified, known fraud. Who knows what the actual number is.

Get 'em out.

President Donald Trump's pledge to terminate temporary legal protections for Somalis living in Minnesota is triggering fear in the state's deeply-rooted immigrant community, along with doubts about whether the White House has the legal authority to enact the directive as described.

In a Truth Social post late Friday, Trump said he would "immediately" strip Somali residents in Minnesota of Temporary Protected Status, a legal safeguard against deportation for immigrants from certain countries.

The announcement drew immediate pushback from some state leaders and immigration experts, who characterized Trump's declaration as a legally dubious effort to sow fear and suspicion toward Minnesota's Somali community, the largest in the nation.

"There's no legal mechanism that allows the president to terminate protected status for a particular community or state that he has beef with," said Heidi Altman, vice president of policy at the National Immigration Law Center.


"This is Trump doing what he always does: demagoguing immigrants without justification or evidence and using that demagoguery in an attempt to take away important life-saving protections," she added.

...

"I am a citizen and so are (the) majority of Somalis in America," Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, a Democrat from Somali, said in a social media post Friday. "Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn't have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate."

Still, advocates warned the move could inflame hate against a community at a time of rising Islamophobia.

"This is not just a bureaucratic change," said Jaylani Hussein, president of the Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. "It is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric."

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




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1 Nope

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 24, 2025 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

2 driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric.

In a nice car.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 24, 2025 06:04 PM (CULda)

3 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?

Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:04 PM (7IOVT)

4 I posted earlier about that Somali Sherriff in Minnesota that gave a speech in his native language that said that he served Somalis first and foremost.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

5 "This is not just a bureaucratic change," said Jaylani Hussein, president of the Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. "It is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric."
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Well, like, that's your opinion man.

Works for me.

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

6 The only protection needed is us from them

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2025 06:05 PM (+qU29)

7 If only we could deport Diaper Head, since her "marriage" to her brother is pretty well documented now.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (Dg7ng)

8 When it comes to Western Civ, CAIR doesn't care.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (0sNs1)

9 Link:
https://www.powerlineblog.com/
archives/2025/11/
panic-over-somali-tps-ending.php

Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (7IOVT)

10 Meanwhile in Afar province in Ethiopia, which bordered northern Somalia, a volcano just erupted.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (gKWVE)

11 Somali

The wine waiter at a nice restaurant?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (CULda)

12 The only reason Omar's family is in the US is because they had relatives that were the losers in a coup.

Omar herself has referred to the President of Somali as "our President".

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (krQz2)

13 3 Sure Jan. Sure. You sound like one of those foreign fags pretending to be American I've heard about on the interwebs.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:07 PM (Dg7ng)

14 I posted earlier about that Somali Sherriff in Minnesota that gave a speech in his native language that said that he served Somalis first and foremost.
------

Should I go ahead and let the tubes warm up? The amps sound better after they've been on for a little bit.

Posted by: E. Clapton at November 24, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

15 Denied!!
- Judge Andre J. Fucktard Jr.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:07 PM (HW6XE)

16 The brother lover should be deported for falsifying documents.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 24, 2025 06:07 PM (vZUXb)

17 My lawyer hate was willowed . Probably for the best.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 24, 2025 06:08 PM (KDPiq)

18
...advocates warned the move could inflame hate against a community at a time of rising Islamophobia.

Funny how fake "islamophobia" is always fake "rising?"

When will it reach its crescendo? Ever?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 24, 2025 06:08 PM (9h7/m)

19 Feeding the Future...

Hmmm, something tells me if these people take over, our children, grandchildren, great and beyond grandchildren will be starved to death.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:08 PM (2jpkJ)

20 Meanwhile in Afar province in Ethiopia, which bordered northern Somalia, a volcano just erupted.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM


To be fair, that's a far ways away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (0sNs1)

21 Now who gonna feed my keeds?

Posted by: Mishavious Tierra Jones at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

22 This is another 90:10 issue.

He is doing it in a way that has resulted in lawsuits in the past. We will see more lawsuits.

That will make the entire left/media/democrats defend a bunch of filthy foreigners stealing money from us.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (8VwBr)

23 The Somalis have been figuratively raping the Minnesota and federal taxpayers for years.

They think you're easy marks.

They're right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (lkBjo)

24 I’ve seen some footage of Somalis in Minneapolis. And yeah they are feeding themselves. Going back for seconds and thirds it seems.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (HW6XE)

25 please, stop. I can only get so excited.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (rbvCR)

26 "If you don't win the Somali community, you can't win Minneapolis. And if you don't win Minneapolis, you can't win the state. End of story."


And thus goes the first successful and permanent occupation of a portion of the United States by a foreign power. Well done, Dems.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (CwhoI)

27 Its amazing how fuckjng much money gets wasted.

Libs of TikTok also had a Minnesota sheriff who spoke at a press conference that his first and foremost job was to protext Somalis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

28 The Somalis have been figuratively raping the Minnesota and federal taxpayers for years.

They think you're easy marks.

They're right.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (lkBjo)

It’s not just them to be fair. Every immigrant group has been doing this for the past 40 years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:10 PM (HW6XE)

29 Can anyone tell me one contribution Somalis make to the US?

Just one.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2025 06:10 PM (viF8m)

30 And if I may make a controversial statement, I for one would like to see not a single penny of American aid going to the nation of Somalia from here on.

Does that make me Anti-Sommelier?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:11 PM (VBcFa)

31 They're right.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM


They're not wrong, you know. > They're right.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at November 24, 2025 06:11 PM (0sNs1)

32 So many new nics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

33 Wilowed:
Men really do lose dozens of IQ points around fake, pushed up tits.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:05 PM (2jpkJ)

No one loves a good pair of fake boobs than me. That is my point: these are bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

34 This is good politics, but I have no faith in the system.

I want to seem them all deported. The immigrants, the naturalized, the born in USA to immigrants, the fucking filthy politicians of any race creed or color who allowed and participated in this.

The West will not survive if we continue under the delusion that we can have equality and freedom extended to foreigners intent on plundering and conquering us.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (8VwBr)

35 please, stop. I can only get so excited.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM


The Bob Dole says "Call me.".

Posted by: zombie The Bob Dole at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (0sNs1)

36 32 So many new nics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

How dare ace’s blog grow? This must be stopped at once. 🧐

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (HW6XE)

37 A hearty thank you to old man Bush for starting this clusterf**k in 1991. Always a good idea to import tens of thousands of people from a failed state and expect them to be responsible citizens. And hearty eff u to Bubba , Bush II , Barky and Mushbrain for keeping it going and increasing the mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (bfwj/)

38 Should have been done day one. Right Marco?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (abIsI)

39 "So many new nics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

WHAT YOU CALL ME???

Posted by: Mishavious Tierra Jones at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

40 Send the somalis and any other mooselims like Mammydami back and ban any further immigration from mooselim countries, india and canada.

They are all 6th century savages.

Posted by: Send Them All Back at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (R/m4+)

41 How dare ace’s blog grow? This must be stopped at once. 🧐
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (HW6XE)

Exactly we want the right kind of riff raff around here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

42 A Somali cop can shoot an unarmed white woman for absolutely no reason and get basically a slap on the wrist . (Served 3 years)

This while Chauvin gets 22 years .

Posted by: the way I see it at November 24, 2025 06:13 PM (KDPiq)

43 "If you don't win the Somali community, you can't win Minneapolis. And if you don't win Minneapolis, you can't win the state. End of story."


And thus goes the first successful and permanent occupation of a portion of the United States by a foreign power. Well done, Dems.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (CwhoI)

Sounds like it's time to start building that wall.

Start at the eastern edge of the Dakotas, all across the top of Iowa, and the entire western edge of Wisconsin.

And put mines in Lake Superior.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:14 PM (VBcFa)

44 "If you don't win the Somali community, you can't win Minneapolis. And if you don't win Minneapolis, you can't win the state. End of story."
Posted by: Citizen Cake


I'm willing to give it a shot.

Posted by: mikeski at November 24, 2025 06:14 PM (nhCoE)

45 A culture with an IQ of about 45 takes over parts of the US interior.

Weather or not the US government had a hand in this (and they did) does not bode well for the "typical" American. Who can't compete, on apparently any level with retards.

Added to my pile of DGAS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 24, 2025 06:14 PM (NwnyJ)

46 Read in last few days Minnesota taxpayers are the biggest fundraising for Muslim war group in Somalia

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (+qU29)

47 29 Somalis are uniquely awful in that I can't think of anything positive to say about them AT ALL. Like ever. Even the Pashtuns of Afghanistan (a people so violent Pakistan puts up walls to keep them out) created the Durrani Empire, which was predatory but also well organized.

The Somalis are like the Albanians of Africa, except that the Albanians at least had Skanderbeg, who was pretty awesome.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (Dg7ng)

48 45 A culture with an IQ of about 45 takes over parts of the US interior.


Posted by: Martini Farmer
----------------

How stoopid are we for allowing it?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (8VwBr)

49 34 This is good politics, but I have no faith in the system.

I want to seem them all deported. The immigrants, the naturalized, the born in USA to immigrants, the fucking filthy politicians of any race creed or color who allowed and participated in this.

The West will not survive if we continue under the delusion that we can have equality and freedom extended to foreigners intent on plundering and conquering us.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


When we have people like Tom Homan, who can't get out in front of his twisted tongue in charge, the situation will get progressively worse.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (abIsI)

50 If it's not that big of a deal, then why is it a big deal?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

51 What about Maine and Ohio? They have Somalis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (pkeXY)

52 I forgot about the lady the policeman shot after she called them for a disturbance. It was so random.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

53 51 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (pkeXY)

The Somalis and Haitians turned Clark County in Ohio red....

and I called it here before it happened...they killed 1/2 of the swans at Snyder Park.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:17 PM (MUJd1)

54 49 "When we have people like Tom Homan, who can't get out in front of his twisted tongue in charge, the situation will get progressively worse."

What are you suddenly sperging about Tom Homan for? Where did that come from?

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:17 PM (Dg7ng)

55 No one loves a good pair of fake boobs than me. That is my point: these are bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

There are no good fake boobs.

God gave you what He gave you.

Look, my peener is only 11 inches long, it would be barbaric to me (and dishonest to teh laydees) if I were to add a few more inches on just to make it average.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (VBcFa)

56 ***a legal safeguard against deportation for immigrants from certain countries.***
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Deport, deport, deport them all. Deport all of them.
Don't deport Burt, he's just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (glfD5)

57 If it's not that big of a deal, then why is it a big deal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM


So, you're saying the big deal isn't the big deal, but rather the big deal about the big deal is the big deal?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (0sNs1)

58 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?

Trump is doing this to con the rubes, troll the Left and force another District Tyrant to file a nationwide TRS.

This is just another form of shit posting.

Laugh at the memes then wait for the next one.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (a4flb)

59 54 Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:17 PM (Dg7ng)

Evidently if Homan was Marcus Tullius Cicero then the democrats would meekly go, "ah well spoken Tommy, we surrender!"

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (MUJd1)

60 53 Clark County OH has been red since 2004 . . .

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:19 PM (Dg7ng)

61 3 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?
Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:04 PM (7IOVT)

9 Link:
https://www.powerlineblog.com/
archives/2025/11/
panic-over-somali-tps-ending.php
Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (7IOVT)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:19 PM (RuTUS)

62 Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (VBcFa)

Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 OT: President Donald Trump and his administration are preparing to officially classify state-funded abortion, gender transition procedures for minors, and a host of other left-wing policies as human rights violations.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 24, 2025 06:20 PM (abIsI)

64 47 Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (Dg7ng)

On the one hand you want to help them because "starvation as tacit policy is a crime against humanity" and then you look at their "I am the captain now!" gaze and say "why in the fuck did we engage in Gothic Serpent again?"

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:20 PM (MUJd1)

65 Somali's damn near wrecked the suburban school system in which my wife used to teach and later, in which she was an Executive Director. They didn't need to present any documents, medical records, IDs, etc. and hod the world laid out for them.

Much, much, MUCH higher proportions of Special Needs, IEPs, and discipline problems than any other grouping of students.

They took over, and destroyed some of the local schools and neighborhoods. Columbus never recovered.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2025 06:20 PM (cYBz/)

66 They're not wrong, you know. > They're right.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at November 24, 2025 06:11 PM (0sNs1)
====

No, they're right. You're wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:20 PM (CA6zO)

67 >>>When we have people like Tom Homan, who can't get out in front of his twisted tongue in charge, the situation will get progressively worse.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Earth to starship, come in starship.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:21 PM (glfD5)

68 3 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?
Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:04 PM (7IOVT)

Right before St. Patrick's Day? Always after me lucky Somalis.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 24, 2025 06:21 PM (wVcYX)

69 So, you're saying the big deal isn't the big deal, but rather the big deal about the big deal is the big deal?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (0sNs1)

The big deal is a big deal because you make it a big deal. Without the sturm and drang, it's a small deal (aka Burt's Penis.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

70 from the Powerline article:

But I think it’s fair to conclude that there is *zero* chance Trump will *extend* TPS for those from Somalia

That's the Bigger Story.

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:21 PM (RuTUS)

71
The West will not survive if we continue under the delusion that we can have equality and freedom extended to foreigners intent on plundering and conquering us.


99.99% of those in elected office want the West to collapses in total humility and subjugation. They just want to steal as much as they can in the interim thinking that they can jet off with their generational wealth while those who remain are fighting off the cannibals.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (a4flb)

72 Evidently if Homan was Marcus Tullius Cicero then the democrats would meekly go, "ah well spoken Tommy, we surrender!"

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (MUJd1)
---
We have to make the perfect the enemy of the good, cause reasons.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

73 Minnesota changed their state flag last year...and some people say it has some resemblance to the Puntland region of Somalia's flag. Comparison:

https://shorturl.at/beJmM

Coincidence? Oh, Ilhan Omar comes from that region of Somalia, too, in another coincidence.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (ycI94)

74 I know in my part of the world, a medium-large midwestern city, we have had Ethiopian shops, cafes and restaurants popping up like mushrooms over the last five years. Coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (CwhoI)

75 64 Apparently it took so many hundreds of them to kill a handful of Delta Force guys in 1993 because they were all high as fuck on a mild stimulant called Khat, so they would use the highly effective tactic of shooting their AKs one-handed while shielding their dilated pupils. A platoon of well-formed Deltas with air dropped supplies could have wiped out an entire city's worth of such "people".

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (Dg7ng)

76 58 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?
------------

700? It's a start.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (glfD5)

77 Deport Moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

78 > "I am a citizen and so are (the) majority of Somalis in America," Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, a Democrat from Somali, said in a social media post Friday. "Good luck celebrating a policy

It turns out that naturalized citizenship can be revoked if it's shown you lied on your immigration paperwork.

Send us a postcard from Mogadishu, honey.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (IG3/x)

79 Just looked this up. The unemployment rate for working aged Somalis in Minnesota is a smidge under 35%.

But, I had to look up the statistics myself because the political hack AI provided the politically expedient figure (only those looking for work)....and said it's 11%.

So, the # of working aged Somalis in Minnesota is about 39,000. 35% of 39,000 is 13,650.

13,650 Somalis of working age ain't doing nuttin.

Posted by: Orson at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (dIske)

80 " ... deeply-rooted immigrant community, ... "

embedded like ticks

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (Cjt/F)

81 Don't deport Burt, he's just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (glfD5)

You've never seen me in a bad mood.

I don't think you could handle it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (VBcFa)

82 Homan doesn't even live with his family because he gets so many threats. I think he's doing a great job. More importantly, so does Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)

83 Let's not forget Homan bailed on Trump in 2018. Guys a loud mouthed gasbag that doesn't get much accomplished. We should be at 10 million deported right now. Prediction: He's gone by EOY.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (abIsI)

84 From Insty:

In Minnesota, a Somali born Sheriff declares that he is there for Somali's first and American born LE are foreigners.

https://tinyurl.com/yc25jwvt

Fabulous.

Posted by: Cheri at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

85 In what universe does temporary mean 30 years? This should have been done on Trump 1.0.


I get why he didn't but now he has every justification to get rid of them. Problem is everyone that came to the US 30 years ago has 15 kids and 35 grandkids that are citizens because of birthright citizenship. That will gum up the works and not a single one of them will be deported.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

86 Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (VBcFa)

Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

Don't judge me for my handicap!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (VBcFa)

87 OT: President Donald Trump and his administration are preparing to officially classify state-funded abortion, gender transition procedures for minors, and a host of other left-wing policies as human rights violations.

More conning the rubes, trolling the Left and forcing a District Tyrant to issue a nationwide TRS.

We went from Winning to perpetual shit posting.

Still beats 'resident Otto Pen

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (a4flb)

88 77 Deport Moar
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo a


This.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (abIsI)

89 Ilhan Omar mouthing off did not do these immigrants any favors.

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (RuTUS)

90
Gloom and Doom here today is thicker than CBD's syrup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (glfD5)

91 60 Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:19 PM (Dg7ng)

2008, in 2012 New Carlisle and Park Layne had Romney win by ~ 1100 votes....

2016 Trump blew Grammy's doors off because Ohio non large metro blacks loved trump and spoke openly about him being "an honorary brother."

My family lives there, given my brother left Greene County and moved to dad's county....

2024's GOP momentum returning was largely due to democrat guests, the lunatic Springfield Mayor pissed a lot of people off.

Wanna know how I know Biden cheated his ass off in Cleveland et al in 2020? In SPringfield Trump won with bigger numbers than 2016....somehow only Cleveland and Columbus were "enthusiastic" for Captain Cognition.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (MUJd1)

92 The disparity in the charges and sentencing between the Somali Cop and Chauvin and his co-defendants is a huge miscarriage of Justice since both occurred in Minneapolis. The cops standing around controlling the crowd got sentenced to more time than the Somali cop.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (KDPiq)

93 Don't deport Burt, he's just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (glfD5)

You've never seen me in a bad mood.

I don't think you could handle it.
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Wait, are you saying we wouldn't like you when you're angry?

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

94 Gloom and Doom here today is thicker than CBD's syrup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (glfD5)

This. Its getting a bit annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

95 Uh, you realize that ending TPS affects only about 700 people and is scheduled to end 3/14/26 anyway, right?
Posted by: lurk at November 24, 2025 06:04 PM (7IOVT)

So you're saying it's a good start. I agree!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (nbLIj)

96 Show me in the Constitution where it is not the right of foreigners to come here and loot our treasury.

Go ahead. I'll wait.

Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (URBZx)

97 84 Posted by: Cheri at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

remember none of the idiocy is possible without a LOT of white democrats.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (MUJd1)

98 48 45 A culture with an IQ of about 45 takes over parts of the US interior.


Posted by: Martini Farmer
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How stoopid are we for allowing it?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (8VwBr)

Allowed?

It was planned and encouraged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 24, 2025 06:27 PM (xcxpd)

99
You've never seen me in a bad mood.

I don't think you could handle it.
Posted by: BurtTC
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You've got me confused with someone else.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:27 PM (glfD5)

100 85 In what universe does temporary mean 30 years? This should have been done on Trump 1.0.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

The temporary status has repeatedly extended.

"These temporary protections have been in place for 34 years and the latest extension was set to expire in March, anyway." (Powerline)

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:27 PM (RuTUS)

101 Now the story that was receiving no attention comes front and center.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2025 06:27 PM (sDNVV)

102 What about Maine and Ohio? They have Somalis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

There's a ton of them in the Columbus, OH area. I know cuz I used to live there.

Posted by: Tuna at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (lJ0H4)

103 99.99% of those in elected office want the West to collapses in total humility and subjugation. They just want to steal as much as they can in the interim thinking that they can jet off with their generational wealth while those who remain are fighting off the cannibals.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:22 PM (a4flb)

99.99% of the elected are NOT the elites they think they are.

When the Great Purge comes, they will be standing here, waiting for the bus with the rest of us schlubs, while the pirates or robots or robot pirates come to slaughter us.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (VBcFa)

104 In what universe does temporary mean 30 years? This should have been done on Trump 1.0.

The Estate Tax as established an 1797 as a "temporary estate or inheritance tax" that was finally converted to permanent by the Revenue At of 1916.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (a4flb)

105 Wait, are you saying we wouldn't like you when you're angry?
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

So he's a gay actor who has Lou Ferrigno inside him?

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

106 Minneapolis is the Mogadishu on the Mississippi River.

Send in the Blackhawks and see who runs, capture them, and deport back to the Somali Land Shithole....

Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (J9q9v)

107 93 Don't deport Burt, he's just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:18 PM (glfD5)

You've never seen me in a bad mood.

I don't think you could handle it.
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Wait, are you saying we wouldn't like you when you're angry?
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

A guy who doesn't believe in fake boobs....who knows what he's capable of???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

108 Biden judge will say temporary is as long as Biden intended it to be.
He will say Trump is a racist so his opinion means nothing.

Posted by: torabora at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (6/eme)

109 Much, much, MUCH higher proportions of Special Needs, IEPs, and discipline problems than any other grouping of students.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2025 06:20 PM (cYBz/)

Or as the French doctor sending students out into the banlieus warned 'You will treat stuff you never expected to see outside of a medical textbook.'

Posted by: sal at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (f+FmA)

110 There are apparently 700 Somalis with this protection in the ENTIRE country, so what could possibly be the reason for this?

its a new twist on the old "Haitian's are eating pets" bullshit. Gotta make room for white South Africans who have suffered the indignity of having a black family move into their neighborhood.

How can somebody sincerely be so racist and hateful? Is it just to punish Rep. Omar?

He'll have a full on ICE invasion in the next month. I'm guessing they're hoping to throw anything at Minnesota to stop Walz from getting reelected.

Redlining Birther doing project 2025 extra whitening treatment. Crazy a child trafficking rapist is getting this much damage done.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (ycI94)

111 remember none of the idiocy is possible without a LOT of white democrats.
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Yes, and a good number of them sat in church pews yesterday under leftists Priests and Pastors of all stripes telling them yet again "Orange Man Bad".

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

112 Currently, at least 7 federal clown judges are holding their courthouse open 24/7, hoping to be the first to get the case, so they can issue another illegal injunction against Trump to stop the removal of permanent-but-temporary status.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (VlU/R)

113 You've got me confused with someone else.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:27 PM (glfD5)

Lighten up, Francis. I'm just messing with ya.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (VBcFa)

114 We learned nothing in Mogadishu.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (LHPAg)

115 Posted by: Cheri at November 24, 2025 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

remember none of the idiocy is possible without a LOT of white democrats.
Posted by: sven

Absolutely and it is them that I hate with the heat of a thousand suns. My fellow Americans my ass.

Posted by: Cheri at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (oiNtH)

116 99.99% of the elected are NOT the elites they think they are.


I think that We The People can actually do a better job doing French Revolution than the French.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (a4flb)

117 "This is not just a bureaucratic . "It is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric."

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Not really. Which is a shame.

I'd like to see a much healthier level of Islamaphobia than the sluggish torpor I'm seeing in the West.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (BI5O2)

118 >>>Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

ick!

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (RuTUS)

119 Wait, are you saying we wouldn't like you when you're angry?
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

A guy who doesn't believe in fake boobs....who knows what he's capable of???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

I don't come here to be insulted!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (VBcFa)

120 115 Posted by: Cheri at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (oiNtH)


The invaders are just doing what Globohomo hired them to do.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (MUJd1)

121 I don't come here to be insulted!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (VBcFa)

With opinions like those, I find that hard to believe!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

122 I think that We The People can actually do a better job doing French Revolution than the French.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:29 PM (a4flb)

If we have time, sure.

You go get the pikes and guillotines.

Meanwhile, I'll get to raping their wimmins.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:31 PM (VBcFa)

123 110 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (ycI94)

Fuck them, I used to paddle boat Schneider Park in the 70s and 80s...

they killed swans and geese and the locals know it.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:31 PM (MUJd1)

124 90 Gloom and Doom here today is thicker than CBD's syrup.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:25 PM (glfD5)

I imagine alcohol is involved.

Posted by: m at November 24, 2025 06:32 PM (RuTUS)

125 > the Albanians at least had Skanderbeg, who was pretty awesome.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 24, 2025 06:15 PM (Dg7ng)

They also had King Zog I, who, while not nearly as heroic as Skanderbeg (or, for that matter, heroic at all), did survive more than 55 assassination attempts, as he was on the wrong side of more than 600 blood feuds.

He also reportedly smoked more than 200 cigarettes a day. I guess having 600 blood feuds against you might incline you to have the occasional smoke.

Quote: "We prefer to die, from the littlest child to the oldest man, to show our independence is not for sale" (said shortly before cleaning all the gold out of the national bank and fleeing the country, one step ahead of Mussolini's troops).


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:32 PM (IG3/x)

126 83 Let's not forget Homan bailed on Trump in 2018. Guys a loud mouthed gasbag that doesn't get much accomplished. We should be at 10 million deported right now. Prediction: He's gone by EOY.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Let's not forget, Trump was kind of a disappointment in his first term, because his staff was full of RINOs trying to undermine his goals and get the GOPe agenda through. He certainly didn't unleash ICE and DHS and do mass immigration enforcement like THIS term. If Homan was serious about deportation and didn't see it happening first term, I can see him leaving.

This term is very different, and I like Homan and the rest of the ICE and DHS leadership we see so far.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 06:33 PM (ycI94)

127 I wonder how the native Native Blacks feel about the New Blacks, now with Improved Looting and Corruption add-ons?

Do they lament that they were not dark and exotic enough for their Liberal White Betters and were replaced?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 24, 2025 06:33 PM (VlU/R)

128 79 Just looked this up. The unemployment rate for working aged Somalis in Minnesota is a smidge under 35%.

Posted by: Orson
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That may be the official number, but that assumes they are not scamming SSDI just like they scam every other free money program.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:33 PM (8VwBr)

129 Show me in the Constitution where it is not the right of foreigners to come here and loot our treasury.

Colonialization is perfectly fine as long as White Christians don't do it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:33 PM (a4flb)

130 I don't come here to be insulted!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (VBcFa)

Oh, sorry. This is Abuse. Arguments is 2 doors down the hall in 4B.

Posted by: Monty Python at November 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wVcYX)

131 200? 10 packs a day.

You might want to slow down.

That's also just wasting cigarettes. That's lighting another while you forgot you have two burning in the ashtray.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

132 129 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:33 PM (a4flb)

YES YOU GOT THE HIDDEN MESSAGE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WRITING!

//James MAdison

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (MUJd1)

133 I’d rather the administration deports 30,000 Somalis first, THEN tells me about it on Truth Social.

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (W2Pud)

134 117 "This is not just a bureaucratic . "It is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric."

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Not really. Which is a shame.

I'd like to see a much healthier level of Islamaphobia than the sluggish torpor I'm seeing in the West.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 06:30 PM (BI5O2)
What YD said.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (LHPAg)

135 Drink more Ovaltine!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

136 > Send in the Blackhawks and see who runs, capture them, and deport back to the Somali Land Shithole....
Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (J9q9v)

Updated Full Metal Jacket quotes: "Anyone who runs is a Somali pirate. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined Somali pirate." "Do you ever kill women and children?" "Sometimes." "How can you kill women and children?" "Easy. You just don't lead 'em as much."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (IG3/x)

137 Meanwhile, I'll get to raping their wimmins.

Ewww. I didn't know you were in to trannies.

Go ahead, you can have as much as you want.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (a4flb)

138 >>>Still, advocates warned the move could inflame hate against a community at a time of rising Islamophobia.

Anti-fraud is anti-Islam?

Weird admission, but OK.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

139 It's funny... whenever someone is going through chemo or getting a tumor removed you never hear people saying "look at that cancerphobic sonofabitch."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 06:36 PM (BI5O2)

140 Wait, how can the president do this without first getting permission from every frickin judge in the country? Who the hell does he think he is??

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 24, 2025 06:36 PM (ERYKL)

141 138 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

No weirder than Abby Phillip and Senator Kelly affirming "yes I was calling for sedition!" when taking "the penalty for sedition is death" as a personal rebuke...

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:36 PM (MUJd1)

142 I have a solution.

1. We give them Minneapolis. Make it sovereign.
2. We build a fucking wall around it and only allow food to enter the city if they send people back to Somalia.

On bag of potatoes = 1 person shipped back. They get to choose who.

3. We continue until they are all gone, then we take back Minneapolis.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:37 PM (8VwBr)

143 If you don't win the Somali community, you can't win Minneapolis. And if you don't win Minneapolis, you can't win the state. End of story."

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How about you get the other voters who are not Somalis to vote for you? Offer them something they want, like their state back.

Posted by: Decaf at November 24, 2025 06:37 PM (unUNN)

144 133 I’d rather the administration deports 30,000 Somalis first, THEN tells me about it on Truth Social.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Maybe we can compromise. Use the Abbott/DeSantis method, and bus them somewhere that welcomes illegals...like Canada. It's right there, the climate is similar, and Canada wouldn't turn away desperate refugees hoping to enrich a new land with their vibrant culture, would they? They aren't...racist?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 06:38 PM (ycI94)

145 Ewww. I didn't know you were in to trannies.

Go ahead, you can have as much as you want.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:35 PM (a4flb)

Unlike some Supreme Court Justices, I know what a woman is.

A very large percentage of the nutjobs in this country are female. Actual females.

Some of them are physically attractive. I have a large supply of duct tape, and I know how to use it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (VBcFa)

146 143 Posted by: Decaf at November 24, 2025 06:37 PM (unUNN)

What makes you think white MN citizens want their state back?

They imported these people to do precisely what they are doing.

MN is LITERALLY a state sponsor of terrorism thanks to the organized crime levels of disability fraud they happily allow.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (MUJd1)

147 "I am a citizen and so are (the) majority of Somalis in America," Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, a Democrat from Somali, said in a social media post Friday. "Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn't have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate."

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Has she read the small print on the conditions of citizenship, like obtaining it by false pretences? Or defrauding your new country?

Posted by: Decaf at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (unUNN)

148 A hearty thank you to old man Bush for starting this clusterf**k in 1991. Always a good idea to import tens of thousands of people from a failed state and expect them to be responsible citizens. And hearty eff u to Bubba , Bush II , Barky and Mushbrain for keeping it going and increasing the mess
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Listen up!

America will die if you stop believing in the Magical Soil!

If you don't believe that just stepping foot on Magical Soil will convert even the retarded, inbred, illiterate, tribal Somali into a middle class shopkeeper with 3 kids, a mortgage, and PTA President-elect, you hate America!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (VlU/R)

149 It’s not just them to be fair. Every immigrant group has been doing this for the past 40 years.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:10 PM (HW6XE)

Yup... I live in Central Valley California... you can't get a job here unless you are bilingual.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (mP0Kj)

150 I don't believe the 700 number.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (8VwBr)

151 > A very large percentage of the nutjobs in this country are female. Actual females.

> Some of them are physically attractive.

Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (IG3/x)

152 Rules. And consequences.

Posted by: John Wick at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (TbWk/)

153 117 "This is not just a bureaucratic . "It is a political attack on the Somali and Muslim community driven by Islamophobic and hateful rhetoric."
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Not really. Which is a shame.

I'd like to see a much healthier level of Islamaphobia than the sluggish torpor I'm seeing in the West.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It doesn't need to be hate.
Just a simple, have a nice flight home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (glfD5)

154 I don't believe the 700 number.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (8VwBr)

Join the club.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (VBcFa)

155
How about you get the other voters who are not Somalis to vote for you? Offer them something they want, like their state back.


I dunno about that. Minnesota residents like being humiliated and shamed - look at their tolerance of the NFL Vikings franchise.

Where do you think the term Stockholm Syndrome came from? Same demographic.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (a4flb)

156 When does Minneapolis get the name "New Mogadishu"?

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)

157 The Somalis have been figuratively raping the Minnesota and federal taxpayers for years.

They think you're easy marks.

They're right.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM (lkBjo)

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The Democrats certainly are.

Posted by: Decaf at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (unUNN)

158 I don't believe the 700 number.
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Great point.

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

159 I don't believe the 700 number.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (8VwBr)

Join the club.


Ouch.


Great cultural reference.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:42 PM (a4flb)

160 147 "I am a citizen and so are (the) majority of Somalis in America," Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, a Democrat from Somali, said in a social media post Friday. "Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn't have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate."

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Has she read the small print on the conditions of citizenship, like obtaining it by false pretences? Or defrauding your new country?
Posted by: Decaf at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (unUNN)

We need to MAKE the Supremes revisit their UnConstitutional ruling that Dual Citizenship was OK.

You are either a US Citizen, or something else... period.

Congress was given the authority to decide on Immigration and citizenship issues, and had a clear LAW that you HAD to give up your other citizenship to become a US Citizen, Supremes decided THEY were in charge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2025 06:42 PM (mP0Kj)

161 via GP:
Recent data from Italy’s Interior Ministry has intensified longstanding, ever-increasingly relevant public concern about violent crime in migrant-heavy regions of Western Europe.

The latest figures have revealed that non-citizens account for 44 percent of all sexual-violence arrests in Italy, despite representing a mere 9 percent of the population.

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:42 PM (TN0g+)

162 Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (IG3/x)

And yes, I WILL take his sloppy seconds.

If for no other reason, they don't need me to support them. The ones with babies, that is.

I'd take Amber Turd for free.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:43 PM (VBcFa)

163 I don't believe the 700 number.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (8VwBr)

Join the club.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (VBcFa)
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Not funny.

Posted by: Baby Seals at November 24, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)

164 Omar has grifted enough money to buy Somalia. She should install herself as Queen and take her loyal subjects with her.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2025 06:43 PM (sDNVV)

165 Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn't have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate."
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I'm not celebrating. When the State Department rescinds your fraudulently obtained citizenship and sends you back to Mogadishu stuffed into a steamer trunk with an angry family of plague rats, *then* I'll celebrate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 06:43 PM (BI5O2)

166 >>>Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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He has a strict criteria about what qualities he wants to impregnate.
We don't understand them.
It's a Mars thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:44 PM (glfD5)

167 Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (IG3/x)
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That would limit his access to making kids.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

168 If you have an X account check out Emerald Robinson. She posted about a dozen tweets today detailing how the fraud in the 2024 election was defeated.

Might also help explain why Trump is going so hard at Maduro.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2025 06:45 PM (viF8m)

169 America will die if you stop believing in the Magical Soil!

If you don't believe that just stepping foot on Magical Soil will convert even the retarded, inbred, illiterate, tribal Somali into a middle class shopkeeper with 3 kids, a mortgage, and PTA President-elect, you hate America!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 24, 2025 06:39 PM (VlU/R)

Magical anything, really. It's a weird combination of cargo cult rituals and fetishism. Just landing here doesn't imbue you with the beliefs, habits, and characteristics that make you an American, just as giving a homeless person a house doesn't magically imbue them with the beliefs, habits, and characteristics of a homeowner, or handing chronically poor person a pile of money makes them industrious, thrifty or responsible.

Posted by: There's a lot more to it at November 24, 2025 06:45 PM (TbWk/)

170 Yes, and a good number of them sat in church pews yesterday under leftists Priests and Pastors of all stripes telling them yet again "Orange Man Bad".
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

The Lord said the poor will always be with us. Let us not turn them away, but create large federal programs and take money from those who have it and give it to those let fortunate. Let us pray...

Posted by: Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, LGQTBABC Advocate and democrat shill at November 24, 2025 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

171 Magical anything, really. It's a weird combination of cargo cult rituals and fetishism. Just landing here doesn't imbue you with the beliefs, habits, and characteristics that make you an American, just as giving a homeless person a house doesn't magically imbue them with the beliefs, habits, and characteristics of a homeowner, or handing chronically poor person a pile of money makes them industrious, thrifty or responsible.

Posted by: There's a lot more to it at November 24, 2025 06:45 PM (TbWk/)
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Which is why we used to naturalize people who were going to stay here a while.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)

172 Import the third world don't be surprised you just moved to the third world and didn't leave your house

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2025 06:47 PM (+qU29)

173 167 Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (IG3/x)
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That would limit his access to making kids.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

Aren't a significant number of his kids from IVF? He probably doesn't have a lot of time for impregnating the old fashioned way anyhow.

Posted by: Muskateers everywhere at November 24, 2025 06:47 PM (TbWk/)

174 Islamophobia is rational.

Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at November 24, 2025 06:47 PM (U9oYo)

175 Want to drive the Somalis even crazier? Recognize Somaliland, the former British Somaliland as independent. It's sort of stable and they've been clamoring for recognition

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (bfwj/)

176 or handing chronically poor person a pile of money makes them industrious, thrifty or responsible.

There is no such thing as a "poor" person in America. They have all the same stuff you have, and more, plus time to enjoy it all because, unlike you, they don't actually have to work to obtain those things. They expect you to work for them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (a4flb)

177 Who is more retarded:

1) Somalis, with a below-room-temperature average IQ
or
2) An entire country that willingly imported the group named above, expecting them to somehow assimilate into Mom 'n' Apple Pie American culture?

You decide.

Posted by: ballistic at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (5aZAZ)

178 Looks like Trump is going to sign the bill to continue the COVID-era Obamacare subsidies, thus proving Heinlein's adage that there is nothing more permanent than a temporary government program.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (IG3/x)

179 Seems topical.

>>@Dapper_Det
·
17m
>>🚨BREAKING: 15-year-old girl savagely raped by a 27-year-old Muslim illegal alien named “Ochan Omot Ochogi” in Rochester, Minnesota. Police are refusing to release the mugshot of this pedophile and local news outlets refuse to cover the preventable rape of this poor child.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2025 06:49 PM (viF8m)

180 Dislike, even hatred of islam isn't a phobia. It's a well reasoned reaction to that satanic way of life and its followers.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at November 24, 2025 06:49 PM (dFG8E)

181 Not funny.
Posted by: Baby Seals at November 24, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)

Amazing. Here's a kiss from a rose.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:50 PM (EfBtb)

182 160 147 "I am a citizen and so are (the) majority of Somalis in America," Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, a Democrat from Somali, said in a social media post Friday. "Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn't have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate."

----------------

Fight for it. But remember this, all islamists are very close to being shipped home. The conditions of your departure should be of concern.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 06:50 PM (glfD5)

183 Elon Musk developed Tesla's self-driving features out of personal necessity because that mofo evidently can't even pull out of a parking spot.

Posted by: ballistic at November 24, 2025 06:50 PM (5aZAZ)

184 154 I don't believe the 700 number.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 24, 2025 06:40 PM (8VwBr)

Join the club.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:41 PM (VBcFa)

*shuts eyes really hard*
I am receiving a word of knowledge...

Posted by: From the LAWRD at November 24, 2025 06:50 PM (TbWk/)

185 they don't actually have to work to obtain those things. They expect you to work for them.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (a4flb)

Yeah, leisure is a magnifier.

It does help that so many of these fuckers are miserable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

186 I guess Musk does have a few non-crazy babymamas (for some value of non-crazy). They all live in a Texas compound together with their kiddies. Seems like it'd be pretty awkward, but maybe they prefer having their children in a highly-secure environment, even if it does mean sharing a swimming pool with his other former sidepieces.

No idea if Musk still avails himself of their charms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:51 PM (IG3/x)

187 Somalia. A homeland for the Palestinians. The Somalis will be shocked and amazed at their improved lifestyle.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2025 06:51 PM (y3bZw)

188 CNN Breaking News:

The Superbowl Halftime show will not be "Bad Bunny" and now will be a combination of Zamfir and the Pan Flute along with Yoko Ono singing her greatest hits.

Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (J9q9v)

189 Are we trying to go for obscure references?

That's what im telling ya. *munches sandwich*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

190 Jackson: STILL an improvement. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (xqw19)

191 I'm Islamophobic the same way I'm MS13ophobic.

Posted by: All that headchopping is off-putting at November 24, 2025 06:53 PM (TbWk/)

192 The Superbowl Halftime show will not be "Bad Bunny" and now will be a combination of Zamfir and the Pan Flute along with Yoko Ono singing her greatest hits.
Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (J9q9v)

Hey, if he did lonely shepherd while Sydney Sweeney did a fan dance, I'd be immeasurably entertained.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

193 Aetius, if NFL was smart they would have made their halftime show, Sydney Sweeney.

She wouldn't even have to do anything except stand there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:54 PM (xqw19)

194 > 188 CNN Breaking News:

The Superbowl Halftime show will not be "Bad Bunny" and now will be a combination of Zamfir and the Pan Flute along with Yoko Ono singing her greatest hits.
Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (J9q9v)

Opening act: Slim Whitman.


That's not really fair, though. Both Zamfir and Slim perform music that's reasonably easy on the ears (if a little insipid). Yoko singing should count as a war crime under the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:54 PM (IG3/x)

195 The Superbowl Halftime show will not be "Bad Bunny" and now will be a combination of Zamfir and the Pan Flute along with Yoko Ono singing her greatest hits.
Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (J9q9v)

Hey, if he did lonely shepherd while Sydney Sweeney did a fan dance, I'd be immeasurably entertained.
------

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be impressed or horrified that you know the name of a Zamfir song?

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

196 I'm islamaphobic because given half a chance they would lop my head off.

Posted by: fd at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

197 Senator Mark "CCP" Kelly looks like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers......

One Fugly Mo Fo if I must say ............

Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (J9q9v)

198 Dislike, even hatred of islam isn't a phobia. It's a well reasoned reaction to that satanic way of life and its followers.

The Greek word for Islam is: Ισλάμ (pronounced Islám).
The prefix for hate is miso- (μῖσος = hate)

So rather than islamophobia, it would be misoislam.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb)

199 Are we trying to go for obscure references?

That's what im telling ya. *munches sandwich*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

If you're referring to Seal songs, I had to look them up.

I only realized I know "Kiss From a Rose" because it was on one of the Batman soundtracks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (EfBtb)

200 She wouldn't even have to do anything except stand there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:54 PM (xqw19)

Hey, that's my job!

Posted by: Taylor Notsoswift at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (EfBtb)

201 So rather than islamophobia, it would be misoislam.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb)

Me KEEL YOU long time!

Posted by: Oh misoislam, oh oh misoislam at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (TbWk/)

202 Whenever I hear or see Yoko Ono, I wonder why America did not drop 3 bombs on them.

Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

203 It turns out that naturalized citizenship can be revoked if it's shown you lied on your immigration paperwork.
Send us a postcard from Mogadishu, honey.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:23 PM (IG3/x)

And yet, she's still here, and she's still "serving" in Congress. She should be target #1 in DHS deportations. I don't care if it pisses off every Democrat in America. Needs to be done. Eject her, and make it clear that we won't stand for falsification in order to become a citizen or resident.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (zYpTz)

204 Super Bowl halftime show:

The Return of Up With People

Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (URBZx)

205 Hey, if he did lonely shepherd while Sydney Sweeney did a fan dance, I'd be immeasurably entertained.

I would think with that song selection it would be more appropriate to replace Sydney Sweeney with a goat.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:57 PM (a4flb)

206 How did I not know that Zamfir's first name was Gheorghe.

And now we know why he went by his surname.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:57 PM (IG3/x)

207 Out: 1960s Beach Boys Babes in Bikinis with Round Ass and Big Boobs

In: Letisha "Jabba" James in Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL Sweats

Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:57 PM (J9q9v)

208 I only realized I know "Kiss From a Rose" because it was on one of the Batman soundtracks.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (EfBtb)

Hmmm. Forever? Nicole Kidman and Val Kilner?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

209 I read the other day that scientists at the super collider have discovered a parallel universe and they appear to be trying to communicate with us.


Once scientists deciphered the message it read.....we have been trying to contact you about your expired warranty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (0N4FZ)

210 I'd hardly call the 700 Club an obscure reference. It was on broadcast TV when I was a kid. I think anyone under 50 probably gets that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (BI5O2)

211 Check this out, the hits keep coming.

Feeding Our Future defendant claimed to be feeding twice the population of entire town, says DOJ
Abdirashid Bixi Dool is the 78th person charged in the Feeding Our Future scheme.

https://tinyurl.com/yspp2vj2

Posted by: beckster at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (I7J98)

212 Hollywood is always obsessed with the extremes.

In their minds "beauty" is either 500-lb Lizzo or Ariana Skeletor Grande.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (xqw19)

213 I only realized I know "Kiss From a Rose" because it was on one of the Batman soundtracks.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:55 PM (EfBtb)

Hmmm. Forever? Nicole Kidman and Val Kilner?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

Damn, now I gotta look it up again.....

You are correct, sir.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (CTMu4)

214 > 202 Whenever I hear or see Yoko Ono, I wonder why America did not drop 3 bombs on them.
Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

Heh... Dennis Miller had a bit about her doing a benefit for Hiroshima survivors. "One of the attendees described her singing as the most horrifying experience of his life."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (IG3/x)

215 Hmmm. Forever? Nicole Kidman and Val Kilner?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

Damn, now I gotta look it up again.....

You are correct, sir.
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That was peak Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

216 Wait, I mangled that. Should have said anyone over 40. See what happens when there's math on the blog ?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 07:00 PM (BI5O2)

217 Hollywood is always obsessed with the extremes.

In their minds "beauty" is either 500-lb Lizzo or Ariana Skeletor Grande.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (xqw19)

A few years ago Grande was hot AF.

Now, Karen Carpenter is calling down telling her to eat a cheeseburger.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:00 PM (CTMu4)

218 174 Islamophobia is rational.
Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at November 24, 2025 06:47 PM (U9oYo)

I'm not phobic. I'm averse.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2025 07:01 PM (zYpTz)

219 185 they don't actually have to work to obtain those things. They expect you to work for them.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 06:48 PM (a4flb)

Yeah, leisure is a magnifier.

It does help that so many of these fuckers are miserable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

Yes I realize that poverty is relative and we don't have poverty in the United States when compared to populations living in genuine situations of total privation. Not especially relevant to the point, though.

Posted by: Where's a bucket when you need one at November 24, 2025 07:01 PM (TbWk/)

220 Burt, exactly.

Something really weird was going on, on the set of the Wicked movies. All three female leads now look like 1980s Ethiopians.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 07:01 PM (xqw19)

221 Ethiopia =/= Somalia

Ethiopia is Christian.
Somalia is Mohammedan.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 24, 2025 07:01 PM (APZWP)

222 That was peak Nicole Kidman.
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

She's had an extended peak.

In "Too Die For," I never wanted more in my life to be a murdering high school student.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:02 PM (CTMu4)

223 Bixi Dool Sounds like some mixed breed of designer dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2025 07:02 PM (PFs9e)

224 You are correct, sir.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (CTMu4)

Only one i could think of. A weird choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

225 Holy crap, Zamfir is still alive and performing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (IG3/x)

226 Moving Islam out of America is not hate it's a very defensive act.

Their charter, their book of acts and deeds to all avowed is to conquer all and the conquered shall either submit or die.
Their leaders and holy men preach that every day here in America.
They want to conquer us, that is their goal, that is why they are here.
It's time for them to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (glfD5)

227 Ethiopia =/= Somalia

Ethiopia is Christian.
Somalia is Mohammedan.


Some of the best coffee comes out of Ethiopia, nothing good comes out Somalia.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (a4flb)

228 I'd actually say Peacemaker was peak Nicole Kidman. No bleach blonde hair. Not emphatically overdone. Just sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

229 217 Hollywood is always obsessed with the extremes.

In their minds "beauty" is either 500-lb Lizzo or Ariana Skeletor Grande.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 24, 2025 06:59 PM (xqw19)

A few years ago Grande was hot AF.

Now, Karen Carpenter is calling down telling her to eat a cheeseburger.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:00 PM (CTMu4)

I'm not big into the whole Hollywood Illuminati conspiracy theory stuff, but damn if she doesn't look mind-controlled in all her recent promotional appearances. And that - thing - she co-stars with is just horrific looking.

Posted by: Drugged. Brainwashed. Drugwashed. at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

230 Super Bowl halftime show:

The Return of Up With People
Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2025 06:56 PM (URBZx)

You meet ‘em wherever you go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (wVcYX)

231 a small Minnesota nonprofit that sponsored daycares
Hey! Remember when we were the Taliban did that?
Like peas in a pod, these folks are!

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:04 PM (AlQPO)

232 I like most Kubrick movies (some of them very much). Eyes Wide Shut was kinda meh, though.

The exception was that peach-colored lingerie that Nicole Kidman was wearing.

Now, THAT should've won an Academy Award. Yowza!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 07:04 PM (IG3/x)

233 >>>Case in point: Elon Musk is a smart motherfucker, but he has never learned the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I think he's wealthy enough he doesn't have to worry about the ramifications of impregnating psycho baby mommas. Literal "fuck you" money.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 24, 2025 07:04 PM (ycI94)

234 Moving Islam out of America is not hate it's a very defensive act.

Their charter, their book of acts and deeds to all avowed is to conquer all and the conquered shall either submit or die.
Their leaders and holy men preach that every day here in America.
They want to conquer us, that is their goal, that is why they are here.
It's time for them to go.
-------

And the damndest thing is that all you have to do is ASK THEM and they'll confirm it for you! And then almost instantly a leftist will jump to their defense and claim "When they say conquer and kill you, they are referring to an internal struggle, and not some act of murderous violence you RAYCIST!".

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:05 PM (TN0g+)

235 I even used to watch that show sometimes because the host, Pat something, would cover international stories you wouldn't hear in American media, back before we had a bunch of internet sources for those stories. OANN also covered a whole lot more international stories than other outlets, more recently, but they're gone now, IIRC. Not sure, though, I don't watch TV anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 07:05 PM (BI5O2)

236 Ozempic seems to be a very double edged sword. When Calista Flockheart can call you bony, maybe get chocolate shake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 24, 2025 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

237 Ariana Grande looks like one of those Lady Boi hustlers that give old men handies and BJ's for crack dollars in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Posted by: Kojack at November 24, 2025 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

238 >>> Not especially relevant to the point, though.
Posted by: Where's a bucket when you need one
---------

Around here the goal posts stay in the same, general, place.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 07:06 PM (glfD5)

239 227 the only good thing to come out of Somalia is a runway.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 24, 2025 07:06 PM (wBaIH)

240 turned a blind eye to fraud within the Somali community.
Hey, it's their culture. You can't hold that against them.

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:06 PM (AlQPO)

241 I'm not big into the whole Hollywood Illuminati conspiracy theory stuff, but damn if she doesn't look mind-controlled in all her recent promotional appearances. And that - thing - she co-stars with is just horrific looking.
Posted by: Drugged. Brainwashed. Drugwashed. at November 24, 2025 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

At this point I assume they're all mind controlled and/or blackmailed... until proven otherwise.

And virtually ALL these "stars" who started before they were adults were passed around as cumbuckets.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:06 PM (CTMu4)

242 Does Cynthia Erivo have some unfortunate medical condition that causes baldness or this is some affectation of hers for attention?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2025 07:07 PM (PFs9e)

243 Ariana Grande and whatever that *thing* she co-stars with both look like they are perpetually on drugs of some kind and riding the magic high together. To be involved in some sort of "kids story" makes it that much creepier.

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

244 >>>IIRC. Not sure, though, I don't watch TV anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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The value to time is less than zero.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 07:08 PM (glfD5)

245 223 Bixi Dool Sounds like some mixed breed of designer dog.

LOL.

Posted by: beckster at November 24, 2025 07:09 PM (I7J98)

246 the state's deeply-rooted immigrant community
You mean all the ones who swear allegiance to Somalia? THAT deeply rooted community?

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:09 PM (AlQPO)

247 Yeah, I've been trying to figure out what those Wicked dope heads are high on. I'm guessing something similar to MDMA, but I don't think it's exactly that, unless these Holywood broads are just getting a really pure supply the club kids don't get.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 07:09 PM (BI5O2)

248 I like most Kubrick movies (some of them very much). Eyes Wide Shut was kinda meh, though.

The exception was that peach-colored lingerie that Nicole Kidman was wearing.

Now, THAT should've won an Academy Award. Yowza!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 07:04 PM (IG3/x)

I've heard it said, before they released the film he was pressured to tone down some of the accusations, because it was too real.

And there are even whispers that his death was not from natural causes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:09 PM (CTMu4)

249 he state's deeply-rooted immigrant community

Sounds like a dandelion problem.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2025 07:10 PM (BswBb)

250 Ariana Grande and whatever that *thing* she co-stars with both look like they are perpetually on drugs of some kind and riding the magic high together. To be involved in some sort of "kids story" makes it that much creepier.
Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

The funny thing is, aside from their freakshow looks, I've heard it said the movie's not that bad.

It's a chick flick to be sure, but if you're into that sort of thing, it's not full of woke nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:11 PM (CTMu4)

251 I posted earlier about that Somali Sherriff in Minnesota that gave a speech in his native language that said that he served Somalis first and foremost.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

Yeah, that sure sounds like a violation of civil rights on the basis of national origin.

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:11 PM (AlQPO)

252 > I've heard it said, before they released the film he was pressured to tone down some of the accusations, because it was too real.

And there are even whispers that his death was not from natural causes.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2025 07:09 PM (CTMu4)

Certainly wouldn't surprise me. That shit has been going on for a long, long time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2025 07:12 PM (IG3/x)

253 the state's deeply-rooted immigrant community

You mean all the ones who swear allegiance to Somalia? THAT deeply rooted community?
Posted by: GWB


The solution for deeply-rooted invasive species is usually something like glyphosate.

Posted by: mikeski at November 24, 2025 07:12 PM (nhCoE)

254 Cafe is open

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2025 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

255 Somali

The wine waiter at a nice restaurant?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 24, 2025 06:06 PM (CULda)

No. That would be a Canadian Somali. You know, a Somali-eh.

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:13 PM (AlQPO)

256 The funny thing is, aside from their freakshow looks, I've heard it said the movie's not that bad.

It's a chick flick to be sure, but if you're into that sort of thing, it's not full of woke nonsense.
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I've read that too. Its just weird to watch them do interviews where they look so "out there".

Posted by: Crusader at November 24, 2025 07:13 PM (TN0g+)

257 Lemme check with Keith Ellison on some of these MN issues. I am sure...nevermind.

Posted by: scampydog at November 24, 2025 07:14 PM (41CYW)

258 -----

I've read that too. Its just weird to watch them do interviews where they look so "out there".
Posted by: Crusader
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They look very sick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 24, 2025 07:15 PM (glfD5)

259 I remember awhile back in Denver there was a drug crisis where people were passing off methcathinone as MDMA. What if the Wicked chicks got a batch of bath salts? They already look hungry as fuck. It could really mess up the next installment if they ate each other's faces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 07:16 PM (BI5O2)

260 The brother lover should be deported for falsifying documents.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 24, 2025 06:07 PM (vZUXb)

"Shot as an enemy spy" also works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2025 07:17 PM (npFr7)

261 I wonder how come the family of some dead celebrity hasn't ever sued a studio... they all allow drug dealers on set for the """talent."""" You'd figure that's a lawsuit begging for some shark attorney to take someone to the cleaners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 24, 2025 07:21 PM (BI5O2)

262 There's a ton of them in the Columbus, OH area. I know cuz I used to live there.
Posted by: Tuna at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (lJ0H4)

They are in Alberta, too. Scum. Absolute worthless scum. Congenital criminals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2025 07:27 PM (npFr7)

263 Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2025 06:42 PM (mP0Kj)

THIS

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2025 07:35 PM (AlQPO)

264 The Superbowl Halftime show will not be "Bad Bunny" and now will be a combination of Zamfir and the Pan Flute along with Yoko Ono singing her greatest hits.
Posted by: Jackson at November 24, 2025 06:52 PM (J9q9v)

That would, in fact, be an improvement. Still won't watch, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2025 07:36 PM (npFr7)

265 262 There's a ton of them in the Columbus, OH area. I know cuz I used to live there.
Posted by: Tuna at November 24, 2025 06:28 PM (lJ0H4)

They are in Alberta, too. Scum. Absolute worthless scum. Congenital criminals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2025 07:27 PM (npFr7)

Plenty here in the TX Panhandle as well.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 24, 2025 07:53 PM (2fCWp)

266 al-Shabaab also runs a huge and well-funded ivory poaching operation in many parts of Africa and kills a ton of elephants each years to fund their terror with sales to Saudi Arabia, Turkey, China, and Russia. The Liberals don't know that...or they do and don't care and blame for hire adventure hunters from the US who are dentists.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at November 24, 2025 07:57 PM (LKMDZ)

267 I served with and was trained by several veterans of the military operations in Somalia and have zero sympathy for any of them, so I am bewildered that we would allow thousands to come here at our expense. So fuck them

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 24, 2025 08:21 PM (mRET1)

268 The Somalis have been figuratively raping the Minnesota and federal taxpayers for years.

They think you're easy marks.

They're right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2025 06:09 PM

It’s not just them to be fair. Every immigrant group has been doing this for the past 40 years.


Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 24, 2025 06:10 PM

Yep. Somalis, Muslims, Indians are the prime offenders/conquerers. Somalis and Muslims are conquering through power and influence in government and institutions. Indians are conquering by taking American jobs through H-1Bs and outsourcing.

Short of deporting every single illegal, ending all visas (and deporting those whose visas have expired) and a 10-20 year moratorium on ALL immigration, the US will look like Europe in 5-10 years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2025 09:21 PM (P5BPp)

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