The Beastmaster Cafe

R to L: A Siberian tiger, a scratching post, lunch

This better not be AI.

This astronomy is making me horny.

Grooming your doe, if you know what I mean.

Lion dad summons Chip.

A mama bear leads her troop of cubs through the snow.

Polar bear cub crawls all over mama.

Kitty's got claws.

Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath.

Prairie dog yahoos to the chickens. Like Beastmaster's did. (Beastmaster actually had ferrets, I think, whom he called "my friends," but I don't have a ferret video so just play along and pretend he had a prairie dog. Sometimes a post's theme is like Olivia Nuzzi's metaphors -- it has to be forced.)

A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log. I'm just glad it didn't reveal itself to be a spider.

Here's the Beastmaster training his dog to dance. (The Beastmaster had a dog, he just wasn't in the movie.)

Lion brothers fight over the bed.

Beastmaster definitely had a leopard. (Or a panther, though commenters have told me these are the same animal.) That one's right on the poster.

Here's the trailer. They make a direct appeal to the Dungeons and Dragons set. I don't really remember the trailer. I do remember that it was on HBO after school, every single day, playing multiple times between 3 and 8. HBO used to reserve R-rated movies for night time and that meant the day was nonstop Beastmaster, Rocky III, Labyrinth, and then topped off by another airing of Beastmaster. Sometimes Beastmaster would come on right after If You Could See What I Hear, about some blind guy, and then you'd have Marc Singer double feature. Here's part one of that great movie.

This is claimed to be the best parts of Beastmaster. The best parts of Beastmaster are actually just "all of Beastmaster," thank you very much.

This was Don Coscarelli's follow-up to Phantasm. Odd move but I guess he just needed to tell the story of Dar.

Beastmaster only has three gears: Awesome, So Awesome You Wouldn't Even Believe It, and the highest gear, "Beastmaster."

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Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM

Comments

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1 The people on that Beastmaster poster look nothing like the real actors. And where are the ferrets?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vZ7A2)

2 Ahhh... Tanya Roberts... yummm...

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

3 That’s a big pussy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (u73oe)

4 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (QtIaX)

5
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.

Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC)

6 Where are the ferrets?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0)

7 That’s a big pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Poor Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (QtIaX)

8 Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29)

9 discussion of crab migration is making me itch

Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

10 Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel)

11 That’s a big pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM

That's a big pussy!

Posted by: The Echo at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

12 Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

13 Status of the mephitic bouquet left by 3 troops of penguins happy-footing through the Café recently: Pungent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

14 My big tom is telling me it is time to feed him. He is like a black panther, but he only weighs 20 lbs

Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

15 "Now THAT'S a big scratching post!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (cjvQp)

16 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz)

17 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Laundry is laundered, grades are graded, groceries are grocered, work is worked.

Nothing to do for the next few days except watch DVDs, play video games, read books, and eat too much food.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (IBQGV)

18 Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel)

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It's primo 80s camp.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (Q9UqY)

19 "Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

20 Pretty sure Beastmaster and similar movies were an attempt to cash in on Conan the Barbarian's cult-popularity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (IBQGV)

21 Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC)

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Marc Singer and his sister Lori (Footloose) have the most beautiful eyes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (Q9UqY)

22 TJM, you still around?

Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (77rzZ)

23 6 Where are the ferrets?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0)

Didn’t they sweep your apartment for bugs last week ?

Posted by: George Smiley at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (TTAGa)

24 Went to town to get the mail. Thermometer in truck reads zero. "Oh, it warmed up? Oh, wait...(sees tiny "F")

But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (npFr7)

25 Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity

Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0714D)

26 Mmmmm, Tanya Roberts

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (5yDGQ)

27 Hey, Perfessor! Hey, Dash!

Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

28 This astronomy is making me horny.

Because it's a Mons?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

29 Chickens have small gyroscopes embedded in their heads, leaving little room for brains.

Posted by: Chicken Facts at November 25, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

30 Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath.

Looking forward to her 1,000-word essay on the subject.

Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (mADJX)

31 I am positive I never saw a episode of You can see what I hear
Ever.

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (+qU29)

32 If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7)

33 Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO)

34 12 Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas. - Penguin Facts

They're actually real. And they're watching you.

Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mADJX)

35 I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”

Posted by: Hipster Ninja at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (WeQvm)

36 Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mP0Kj)

37 >>>I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”

Lol. It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:40 PM (1wjle)

38 "But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I hope this ice age talk is just that. I don't know if I could endure cold like that for months anymore. It was 83 here today.

Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

39 33 Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO)

Japanese remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (mP0Kj)

40 >>36 Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?

that rings a bell but I couldn't swear to it. but yeah, that sounds right.

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (1wjle)

41 While I was out running errands today, I drove past Costco, hoping to dash in and get a pumpkin pie. Nope, parking lot was full, with cars cruising around looking for an empty stall.

Guess I'll have to make do with the emergency backup pumpkin pie I got at Walmart. It is a sad looking critter, perhaps made in China. I wonder how much lead and melamine is in it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (4mmkh)

42 Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity
Posted by: Beartooth

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If Wil Wheaton had been cast as the boy in Beastmaster, we all would have been cheering for him to be sacrificed.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (5yDGQ)

43 "Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed

Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (rbvCR)

44 >>> This astronomy is making me horny.
Because it's a Mons?

yes but also because it looks like big round boob with a nipple.

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (1wjle)

45 The giant lizard is not cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA)

46 Penguins have been targeted by Sphenicidaphobes for the most preposterous and mentally twisted of reasons. Perhaps the most bizarre trigger of anti-Penguin sentiment is an untreated form of Asperger's syndrome manifesting itself in the constant repetition of the word “mephitic”.

In any event, these people are increasingly resorting to truly outrageous propaganda. For example:

https://tinyurl.com/5d7ztbj2

Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

47 Beastmaster wasn't just on HBO...I remember seeing it crop up on other channels like WGN, TNT, or TBS (at least one of those) quite frequently.

I never bothered to watch it all the way through, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV)

48 Re Best parts of Beastmastrr

I see no mention of naked Tanya Roberts.

Gay!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s)

49 Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them
Posted by: Skip

Especially with fajita seasoning. Which I'm cooking right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (QtIaX)

50 Kodo and Podo. One valiantly gave his life taking down one of those gimp monsters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

51 Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Can't unsee it, now.

Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (nhCoE)

52 The giant lizard is not cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA)

Immediately after the clip ends, a little old lady starts whacking it with a broom, hollering, "You been here four hours! You go now!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (4mmkh)

53 I have heard of this Wesley Crusher.

I would like to fight Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: Lt. Worf at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (A0sqA)

54 The ferrets were good at sneaking and getting stuff like jail cell keys. Other than that they just stink up the place.

Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

55 I know I'm not supposed to be up in here.

You know I'm not supposed to be up in here.

Both of these are your problem.

Posted by: The Giant Lizard at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (A0sqA)

56 You can't housetrain a ferret.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO)

57 Then at the end of the movie, circle of life.

Baby ferrets.

You done good, Lil buddy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

58 You can't housetrain a toby928(c).

Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (9fYs9)

59 Look at the chompers on this guy!

https://is.gd/xXz6yS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (L/fGl)

60 You can't housetrain a ferret.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO)

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My sister had one that used a litterbox.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (EzbKu)

61 You know, "Breastmaster" would be a great brand name for a line of bras for full-figured gals.

"It lifts, and agitates!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (npFr7)

62 You can't housetrain a toby928(c).
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (jc0TO)

63 Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.

Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX)

64 Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?"

"All pilgrims have a love of life. Especially their own..."

Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (XuXeR)

65 WTBS loved them some Beastmaster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (LjSYW)

66 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (TbUYH)

67 My sister had one that used a litterbox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM

How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO)

68 "Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat

IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed
Posted by: Kindltot

That's what happened to the schmuck who had to color it.

Posted by: and he's bleeding applying the dye of the tiger at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (nhCoE)

69 AOP I laffed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (A0sqA)

70 we quoting Jim Croce now ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV)

71 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd."

Or tug on Superman's cape?

Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (XuXeR)

72 Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Can't unsee it, now.
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM

Neither can I. 🤣

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

73 Better turn this off
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (+qU29)

74 I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D)

75 we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV)

Now I have time in a bottle playing.

*sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

76 Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:

Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

77 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM

But you could hang in a buffalo stance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)

78 Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX)
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Pineapples grow on pine trees, of course.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (A0sqA)

79 Buffalo girls?

Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (XuXeR)

80 How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO)litter box.

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I'm not sure. They were these corner kinds, and she (the ferret) would back up into it, use it, then resume stealing things and hiding them under the bed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (BJ3RU)

81 I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D)

He was a thing for a little bit there. V and this. And this, as ace said, was ALWAYS on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

82 we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer

Lend me your ear and I'll play you a song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (LjSYW)

83 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM

Are you referring to bison or buffalo?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (OsWVp)

84 Baby ferrets called kits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

85 >>>A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log. I'm just glad it didn't reveal itself to be a spider.

Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (syz1S)

86 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM

Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (4mmkh)

87 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

88 Motherfuckers always gotta try to ice skate up hill.

Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (zZu0s)

89 A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.

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"Pardon me, do you have any Great Potoo?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (cjvQp)

90 Try not to sing out of key?

Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR)

91 Lion brothers fight over the bed.

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OUT: "But first, you will blow me."
IN: "But first, you will sit on my face."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (cjvQp)

92 Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR)

Never seems to be enough time,
To do the things I wanna do

Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

93 48 Re Best parts of Beastmastrr
I see no mention of naked Tanya Roberts.
Gay!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s)

The skinny-dipping scene.

Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/)

94 Beastmaster definitely had a leopard. (Or a panther, though commenters have told me these are the same animal.) That one's right on the poster.

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That black panther doesn't skip biceps day at the gym.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (cjvQp)

95 >>>IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed

i always thought that, but later I saw a black panther in the zoo and it also had black spots "under" its black fur. Like, even the black leopards have black spots.

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (1wjle)

96 32 If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7)

All of 'em. You'll run out of Wesleys in no time. Except for that guy that once shot a man for snorin' too loud. He scares me.

Posted by: The Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (pIfcn)

97 but i guess the beastmaster cat was a tiger, spraypainted black to look like a panther?

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle)

98 Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR)

Never seems to be enough time,
To do the things I wanna do
Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/XF8ZgguyQ3Y

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (Wnv9h)

99 >>>Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.

oh yeah maybe a frogmouth

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle)

100 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath.

But did it take care of her STDs?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (xqw19)

101 The skinny-dipping scene.
Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/)

Mmmm-hmmm.

And iirc in that scene she is not bleached blonde but had a dirty blonde to brown hair look. Pretty hot.

Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

102 >> Because it's a Mons?

Olympus Mons.

Mars is also home to the biggest canyon in the solar system, Valles Marineris, which makes the Grand Canyon look like a little scratch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (w6EFb)

103 Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.

oh yeah maybe a frogmouth
Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle)

Yeah, yeah, like that Tim Walz fella.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

104 The NYT might be the worst newspaper in the US, at this point. It's down to garbage tier clickbait.

"Acclaimed Writer of Indigenous Stories Says He Is Not Cherokee

Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."

https://is.gd/5H0Uc4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2)

105 Speaking of camouflaged spiders, outside our bedroom window there was a leaf sort of caught up on a spider web. The fetching Mrs Beartooth watched as the spider ran out, grabbed the leave and brought it back next to the window, secured it with more webbing then crawled behind it. So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (0714D)

106 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

107 I was rooting for the Lion.

Sorry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:07 PM (Ffc+8)

108 So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM

And it watches you in your bedroom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (Wnv9h)

109 Otters, cool.
Penguins, cool.
Kittens, cool.
Lizards, not cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA)

110
Valles Marineris with the continental US outline imposed for scale:

https://is.gd/gGD3kc

That's a big gulley.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (w6EFb)

111 Olympus Mons

I prefer the Pentax Mons and Nikon Mons myself :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (xqw19)

112 The ferrets are Kodo and Podo. Odo was the shapeshifter security officer on Deep Space 9.

Posted by: Serious geekery at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (TbWk/)

113 Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Discuss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

114 And it watches you in your bedroom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM

The Observation Lounge does get crowded sometimes.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

115
109 Otters, cool.
Penguins, cool.
Kittens, cool.
Lizards, not cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA)

Actually, lizards are cold blooded, the others are warm blooded.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (Ffc+8)

116 Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."

https://is.gd/5H0Uc4
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2)

Well, he's got the "making shit up" part down to a science.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (npFr7)

117 Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2)

What a pussy.

Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (9fYs9)

118 You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM

Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Well, it's no Chug-a-Lug Chug-a-Lug.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (L/fGl)

119 NYT is about ]-[ this close to publishing a BuzzFeed listicle about the top 17 NTC hotspots where you're likeliest to get caught by a cop dressed as a gay whore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (BI5O2)

120 I prefer the Pentax Mons and Nikon Mons myself :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM

Pffft! The Hasselblad Mons is the one to own.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)

121 RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM (xqw19)

122 Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Discuss.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Buffy wins the long game. Since another Slayer was "promoted" every time Buffy died (and was resuscitated or resurrected), she'd eventually outnumber him by enough to out-badass even Wesley Snipes.

Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (nhCoE)

123 Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Discuss.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM

Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)

124 OUT: "But first, you will blow me."
IN: "But first, you will sit on my face."
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November

And tell me that you love me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:15 PM (mT+6a)

125 I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (Ffc+8)

126 Disagree. Blade is minimal flash. Kind of like the John Wick of vampire killers. Just shooting motherfuckers in the head. Done. I'd say Buffy would be thinking up a quip, get decapitated and Wesley snipes would be cleaning his sword inside a minute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

127 In my 29 years I have sung exactly two karaoke songs: "Dust in the Wind" and" King of the Road."

I would like to do "Sweating Bullets," but that's not in the cues of most karaoke machines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (0aYVJ)

128 Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)

Hmmm. Interesting argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

129 RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM

The RMBS Dad's hobby was photography. Goddaughter The Younger's grandfather was a professional photographer. He had a Hasselblad that somehow got out of kilter. Told the dad if he could fix it, it was his. Surprising absolutely no one, the dad fixed it. One of these days I'll have to look up it's value.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

130 I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The movie was camp.

The TV series got good, mostly after the first season. Which was a half-season-long mid-season replacement for something else that must have sucked.

Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (nhCoE)

131 That damn Vance!

Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk:
“Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:18 PM (L/fGl)

132 Back in the early days of cable I must have watched Beastmaster a dozen or three times.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (estQK)

133 RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (xqw19)

134 Monty Python

Sit on My Face

https://tinyurl.com/3z5hk6b4

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:20 PM (mT+6a)

135 you can keep the dime

Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 08:21 PM (EH7ZV)

136
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week.

I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds?

Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:22 PM (BihGC)

137 The demand for racism always outstrip the supply.

Although a few of the stories lately make you examine that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

138 Pug: is "Everything Is You" by the Stylistics easy to find to do karaoke with?

I like to think I can make myself sound a bit like Russell Thompkins Jr.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (xqw19)

139 RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM

I still have an old wood, brass and leather Kodak and tripod the dad had as a kid. Glass slide type. Along with a couple of photographs he took with it of his little sister. It's a great piece.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)

140 76 Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:

Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence. - Duncanthrax

Hmm. Pernicious Alliterative Commenting Online. A sad case of end-stage Spheniscidaphobia.

Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (mADJX)

141 I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK)

142 I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
-------
I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week.

Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+)

143 I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK)

How do you fit a whole family on your chin?

Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9)

144 RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (xqw19)

145 After admitting President Trump hasn't issued any illegal orders, Elissa Slotkin bizarrely brings up the Nuremberg trials and "A Few Good Men" to try and justify Democrats' insurrectionist video.

-
And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

146 I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK)

How do you fit a whole family on your chin?
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9)

There's a sperm volume joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

147 Bird is a frogmouth -related to whipoorwill. Sometimes called nightjars.

Posted by: Glenn at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (vneJl)

148 you can keep the dime"

You can keep your hat on...

Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (XuXeR)

149 Anon, next thing you know Trump will be shrinking DC representatives.

"Honey I Shrunk The Congress!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (xqw19)

150 And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

*nods*

So worried about whether they could, they did not stop to think if they should.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

151 Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19)

152 I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week.
Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+)

Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ)

153 Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19)

You misspelled keelhauled.

Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (9fYs9)

154 RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM

I think so. That rings a bell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (Wnv9h)

155 Compared to Hammond and his Jurassic flea circus, Elon Musk wanting to create cat-girls is positively benign.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (BqVGy)

156 ferret, how about drawn and quartered? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (xqw19)

157 Kelly should be left under the keel as Nimitz does a speed run.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (BqVGy)

158 RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (xqw19)

159 A lot of the world was built by men wanting to impress women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (Ffc+8)

160 Do the Nimitz Carriers have to be retired at some point?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (estQK)

161 RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM

As far as I know it does work. I think I have a couple of glass plates as well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

162 Nimitz should have gone into deactivation this year, but the Ford class is having issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy)

163 RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (xqw19)

164 but the Ford class is having issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy)

Weren't they trying some new sort of catapult? That worked as well as the rail gun thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

165 AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (npFr7)

166 The Fords are rolling out too slowly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (estQK)

167 I shudder to think of what would have happened to any Repub congresscreature who mentioned during Obama's term that soldiers didn't have to follow illegal orders.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (xqw19)

168
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week.

I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds?
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You

I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs.
Now I see one every couple of dozen or so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (pkeXY)

169 RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM

😄 He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h)

170 AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM

This one is older than roll film. I'll have to see if I can find anything about it online.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:38 PM (Wnv9h)

171 Hey Steve!

I didn't get to post an answer on the radish question until the very end of the food thread, but looking at your website link, it looks like pickled daikon radish. A classic accompanyment at most fine Korean restaurants.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (/HDaX)

172
Weren't they trying some new sort of catapult?

ACME rubber band.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (pkeXY)

173 Trebuchet ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK)

174 Additional Blond Agent: thanks for the info!

I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19)

175 Chicago’s Marxist Mayor Brandon Johnson Says Imprisoning Violenct Criminals is ‘Racist, Immoral and Unholy’

I agree.

Held in protective custody until trial because they should be treated as outlaws and subject to whatever the good citizenry chooses to do with them. Unless the request protective custody and dand a trial.

If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2025 08:41 PM (rGPrJ)

176 A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.

For a bit of irony, back when I was a teenager, I had a friend who was a bit of nature girl. She had a pet bluejay and one day, while she was walking, it was sitting on her shoulder.

Suddenly it took off and flew right at her house, nailing something that looked like a vine or twig hanging from the siding.

Turns out it was a praying mantis that failed camoflage school.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (/HDaX)

177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu)

178
Beastmaster, hmmm? Death Stalker, yes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (P9xGM)

179
If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was.
----
Too early to call dibs on the air hose?

Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (GE9Fw)

180 131 That damn Vance!

Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk:
“Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
.........................................................
Amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (sAmhv)

181 I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19)

Nah, the real trick, according to my asian wife, is finding a decent quality daikon radish (hint: don't buy the really big ones) at the market. Once you got that part down, the pickling is straightforward.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (/HDaX)

182 He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h)

If you want to carry on, and add to the collection, I have a few not-very-valuable cameras I would be happy to give you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (npFr7)

183 "Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week."

Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at November 25, 2025 08:45 PM (Q+gd/)

184 Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ)

Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu)

185 You only got to watch the SFW version if you were watching Beastmaster during daylight hours. They cut the part that went beyond "Beastmaster" level and went to "Hubba Hubba" levels - Tanya Roberts coming out of the pond topless.

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (RMPzC)

186 Additional, again thanks. :-)

If you've never tried bb.q chicken, give 'em an order. Willing to guarantee you'll love their wings. Expensive, but at least they make sure the chicken is MEATY. I also love to dip everything in their honey garlic sauce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (xqw19)

187 MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL)

188 It was on HBO for a decade.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:47 PM (estQK)

189 After an egg sale I eat 42 eggs per week.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (estQK)

190 That lion is two steps from jumping into the bed of that truck.
You can see it in his eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (P9xGM)

191
I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs.
Now I see one every couple of dozen or so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (QhCdW)

192 I fondly remember the Breastmaster movie, and those two bouncy ferrets.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (3uBP9)

193 I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (I+b0k)

194 173 Trebuchet ftw.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK)

https://tinyurl.com/486e6nxa

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (pIfcn)

195 Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu)

You would have to meet my brother and his wife. Upright Christians. They don't even jaywalk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:52 PM (0aYVJ)

196 177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu)

It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction.

Posted by: moki at November 25, 2025 08:53 PM (wLjpr)

197
Title RefuckingVoked!

Gay fag pervert pretending to be a girl "won" Worlds Strongest Woman title at some powerlifting event.

Reeeeeeeeeeeee....

VOKED.

Why?

Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance.

Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:54 PM (QhCdW)

198 Soothsayer, good news.

Also wanted to add if it's okay:

FYI everyone, you all know the Babylon Bee right?
There's a similar online website at IG about living in Orange County, California. As you may or may not know, the general rule in OC is: the further south you go, the higher the net worth per person/household.

Anyway, the site is called the OC Tuna Melt, and they just ran a headline:

Newport Beach Bristol Farms Supermarket now offering 22.99% APR financing for Thanksgiving dinner

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:55 PM (xqw19)

199 I think that birds a frogmouth. (Australian)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (ngbZu)

200 What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.

Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (wVcYX)

201 It was on HBO for a decade.
Posted by: Boss Moss

5 times a week for 30 years.

Posted by: TBS at November 25, 2025 08:57 PM (LjSYW)

202 I think the big cat was painted black for the movie. It looked that way at least.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (3uBP9)

203 Don't call it the OC.

Posted by: Michael Bluth at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (0aYVJ)

204 Why?

Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear
----------

Amazing what a real leader can inspire.
Patton pissed Ike off.
But he liked it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (P9xGM)

205 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction.
Posted by: moki

Or a girl scout. 3rd grade is a bit early for dating, but an "old" Brownie would be the same age.

Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (nhCoE)

206 I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara

Naked jello wrestling will solve this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 08:59 PM (LjSYW)

207 >>> MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL)

I think I read about that in Ace's movie review earlier today.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (3uBP9)

208 196 177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade,
---

Weren't yall a little young for that kind of thing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (P9xGM)

209 Poor Tanya Roberts died in 2021 of sepsis. I wonder if the general degradation of medical care quality as result of the Great Sniffle Panic was a contributing factor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (npFr7)

210 Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM (wVcYX)

211 My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it.
By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:02 PM (ngbZu)

212 what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM

A tiger?!

In Africa?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h)

213 Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM

*laughs*

- ManBearPig

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h)

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