The World's Most Ostentatious "True Conservative" Republican -- George Conway -- Might Run for Jerry Nadler's NYC House Seat... as a Democrat

As a Democrat? That makes no sense! George Conway is always boasting that he is the truest of all true conservatives!

Wait a sec -- could it be... and I'm just spitballing here... could it be that the liberal grifters grifting as "The True Conservatives for the Leftwing Antifa Democrat Agenda" are actually all limousine liberal Democrats and in fact have been all along?

Nah, that's crazy. They couldn't all just be lying to us.

Or... could they?

While I figure this puzzle out, peruse Just the News.

George Conway, a conservative lawyer but vocal critic of President Donald Trump, is considering jumping into the race to replace New York Democratic Rep. Jerry Nadler next year, according to the New York Times.
Conway, who divorced his wife and former Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway in 2023, told donors at a private virtual event for paid members of the liberal media outlet Democracy Docket on Tuesday that he was inspired to consider a campaign after eight Senate Democrats voted to reopen the government without a deal to extend expiring health care subsidies.

I call him a "literal cuck" but I don't know that for a fact. I can say that there is a widely-known rumor that when George Conway went crazy with Trump Derangement making a public spectacle of himself while his wife continued to work for Trump, the couple enjoyed a "Catholic divorce," which means they remained "married" for the sake of their daughter and appearances while living entirely separate lives, including dating.

And I do hear that Kellyanne was more successful in dating-while-married than Georgy Porgy.

Do I know that's true? No.

Do I guess that's true? Oh yeah, you betcha. I've got a bonus tweet after the jump that I think... let's say, it "paints a picture."

The former conservative said he would run as a Democrat if he jumped into the race, but admitted that the party swap could confuse some voters and "put some people off."

It will confuse literally zero voters. Everyone knows you're a butthurt liberal cuck.

"This is the time for a lawyer who has never been in politics to go into politics," Conway said.

This pussy has lived and breathed nothing but politics his whole life. His "legal" work is mostly political crap.

...
Conway also noted that he would serve as a "wingman" to other attorneys in politics, like Maryland Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin and New York Democratic Rep. Dan Goldman.

Perfect phrasing. No notes.

The attorney supported Trump when he won in 2016, but he broke with the president in his first term when he fired former FBI Director James Comey. He has since claimed Trump is a narcissist who is unfit for office.

He threw away his marriage and betrayed his wife over the firing of James Comey?

Oh I get it now -- he's insane.

Or... maybe I don't believe this tale. Maybe I believe something more along the lines of, one of the grifters of the NeverTrump movement made a cash-money offer to this lifelong political opportunist.

The below tweet was shared around political types last week. A friend showed it to me in a Chinese restaurant.

In the tweet, George Conway whines that his wife didn't "stick up for" him when he was betraying her by attacking her employer, Donald Trump.

She had a steady job. He didn't. And instead of just shutting up, he attempted to suddenly become a NeverTrump Political Celebrity, despite mostly being a behind-the-scenes operator his whole life. On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

Kellyanne was the one who appeared on TV. Conway was the one who leaked to allies who then spoke on TV.

But suddenly, just in time for a mid-life crisis, Conway is beating down the doors at MSNBC to get a live-shot on TV.

And making everyone wonder: What is going on with their marriage, that this guy is savaging his wife's boss, and by extension, her, every other night on TV?

And he could not stop making his wife's life difficult for her... but then he demanded she "stick up for him" in making life difficult for her.

Seriously, it must be nice to have someone you care for stick up for you when you stand up to Trump https://t.co/NgJiOlQE0X
— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) November 16, 2025

And then, they say, she got a young boyfriend.

Now, I didn't hear this, I'm just speculating: Maybe George Conway made such a spectacle of himself about Trump not because of Trump, and not because of James Comey, but maybe because his wife had already started seeing other, more virile, more manly men, and it just burned at his cuckold heart.

Maybe his whole Trump Derangement Syndrome is an outgrowth of Cuck Derangement Symptom. Maybe the cucking caused the TDS, rather than the other way around.

I don't know. I'm not privy to the inner workings of the Conway-Fitzpatrick marriage and divorce.

Just scuttlebutt and speculation. And some observations about some very ugly public behavior from Conway.

Who would publicly embarrass his wife like that, except a man spurned?

He is a very bitter, whiny, absurd little frog of a man and it makes you wonder how such a man gets by in the world.

Probably with a lot of sadness and spite.

What a photo - George Conway livestreams outside John Bolton's house as FBI is raiding it - via Reuters pic.twitter.com/eTXJlaD34h
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) August 22, 2025

George Conway, outside of John Bolton’s house in a turtleneck, speculates that Trump ordered the raid because Bolton wrote a negative book about him.

TDS patient zero. pic.twitter.com/Y2YaefL0Em
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) August 22, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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1 St

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:38 PM (MGB5H)

2 He flipped when everyone else flopped.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:40 PM (oraVG)

3 New rule, with the exception of air force pilots currently engaged in strike missions, no one is allowed to use the term, wingman.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 06:41 PM (3uBP9)

4 I don't even know who this guy is -- but whoever he is, I don't like him.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:41 PM (oraVG)

5 The earnestness of wanting to be important.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 06:42 PM (sDNVV)

6 > A friend showed it to me in a Chinese restaurant.

Look at this guy, having friends and going out to eat.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (Yp6az)

7 Wait. I thought he was a NeverTrump TrueCon.

I can't keep my grifters straight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

8 The World's Most Ostentatious "True Conservative" Republican -- George Conway -- Might Run for Jerry Nadler's NYC House Seat... as a Democrat
—Ace
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He's going to need a bucket of sulfuric acid to clean that seat. A drum.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)

9 As a true-blue liberal, I must say this Trump guy really impresses me.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (oraVG)

10 So what your saying ace is that George has a pathetic, laughable really, penis and his wife got tired of clandestinely finding other, more viral and capable men to satisfy her and just started banging them while he was also in the room?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

11 Conway says Bolton ways always fastidious about classified vs non classified. The fucker was admonished by a judge for putting classified info in the damn book.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:44 PM (MGB5H)

12 I don't like either one of the Conway's.The Carvilles either. Too f'n weird.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

13 4 I don't even know who this guy is -- but whoever he is, I don't like him.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:41 PM (oraVG)

Never let it be said that zombie has not mastered the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

14 "TDS patient zero." So, Gaetan Conway? Go, Ace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 06:44 PM (YlWIZ)

15 A Mock Turtle Short Sleave in Cerulean is just way too manly.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:44 PM (gbOdA)

16 James Carville's more attractive testicle looks like Clint Howard.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM (aTgV0)

17 And Kellyanne was also the one who actually accomplished something--she helped an unknown win in 2016, after the political world attacked and laughed at him.

George? Not so much.

Nada.

Posted by: Random PJ at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM (RRCAT)

18 That photo of Conway livestreaming really shows off his moobs, and the saggy triceps area. Dude's definitely killing it in the dating scene.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM (Yp6az)

19 You were that sweater to a gay retirement home and you are GETTING LAID!

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM (gbOdA)

20 George Conway - well a picture is worth a thousand snarks.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

21 James Carville's more attractive testicle looks like Clint Howard.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM (aTgV0)

Lol. Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

22 On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

Wait -- Carville has two testicles?

I thought having only one was a requirement for entry into the Wannabe Dictator Club.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (oraVG)

23 Check out the fat globules hanging off his armpit. Now imagine the rest of his body.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (sDNVV)

24 The former conservative said he would run as a Democrat if he jumped into the race, but admitted that the party swap could confuse some voters and "put some people off."
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The vast majority of his constituency reacted: "Who?"

Because everrybody is clocking Georgie boy!

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2)

25 He looks like a bloated and fat gene Simmons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

26 16 James Carville's more attractive testicle looks like Clint Howard.
Posted by: eleven

Opie peaked at the age of 7.

Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2025 06:47 PM (Y8DZL)

27 He’s a barnacle.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:47 PM (PCK5/)

28 Check out the fat globules hanging off his armpit. Now imagine the rest of his body.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (sDNVV)

He looks like a bad fat suit from snl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

29 What is up with Kellyanne hooking up with this swampus?

Ladies....wtf is up?

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:48 PM (aTgV0)

30 Tim Conway > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:48 PM (Cl3L+)

31 What is up with Kellyanne hooking up with this swampus?

Ladies....wtf is up?
Posted by: eleven at November 20

They were on an elevator and he said "I want to meet you"

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (MGB5H)

32 eleven, remember when Kellyanne and Manatee oops I mean George had a daughter who wouldn't speak to K?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (Cl3L+)

33 Honestly I never warmed up to Kellyanne.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

34 >>> On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

Wow, today I've witnessed a 9.2 on the VDH scale. Completely unheard of. I'm a little bit frightened now but, much like the panda, I find this all riveting.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (3uBP9)

35 The earnestness of wanting to be important.
Posted by: Ben Had

Clever

Posted by: MkY at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (q6tQZ)

36 What is up with Kellyanne hooking up with this swampus?

Ladies....wtf is up?
Posted by: eleven

No clue. Maybe he was prettier when he was young?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (a+4eV)

37 Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed Kellyanne and made her cry;
When the Trump came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (Yp6az)

38
There's some photos of Kellyanne and the Frog at a ball during Trump's first inauguration. She's was all dolled up in a red dress and he was looking, well, like he does. Talk about Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

39 What is up with Kellyanne hooking up with this swampus?

Ladies....wtf is up?
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:48 PM (aTgV0)

Well, the usual can't be true. I doubt he is hung like a Pringles can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

40 And so today we lay Dick Cheyney to rest all we got was a porkulous new cabinet department, useless DEI hires in the airport and panopticon surveillance no one can figure out except the fact that, as Snowdon said, "There isn't any dirt on Trump," or words to that effect.

Let us pray.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 06:50 PM (YlWIZ)

41 Maybe he made her laugh.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2025 06:50 PM (a+4eV)

42 The story I heard is that he wanted a job in Trump's first administration but got turned down and that's what turned him against Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

43 I will not make a Lemon Snark, I will not make a Lemon Snark

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (PCK5/)

44 I missed the Old Trump Haters Love Cheney thread.
Damn, coulda thrown some shit at those assholes.

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

45 "Maybe he made her laugh.
Posted by: FeatherBlade"

When he dropped his pants?

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

46 You can tell alot about a man by the quality of his enemies.
Trump's enemies are louts, jackals and cucks.
None qualified to carry Trump's jock.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (MNCvZ)

47 Tim Conway > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway
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Tim Conway > Tiger Conway Jr > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

48 > The story I heard is that he wanted a job in Trump's first administration but got turned down and that's what turned him against Trump.

Heck hath no fury like a Georgie scorned.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (Yp6az)

49 On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.
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Have to admit, that' a pretty testicular looking head.

Never saw it before.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

50 This guy make me look handsome.

Posted by: Cray Cray at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (gOXR9)

51 47 Tim Conway > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway
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Tim Conway > Tiger Conway Jr > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway
Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

Conway Twitty needs to figure in here somehow.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

52 This should give everyone else hope, though, if someone like him can land someone like Kellyann.

Or something.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2025 06:52 PM (a+4eV)

53 There's some photos of Kellyanne and the Frog at a ball during Trump's first inauguration. She's was all dolled up in a red dress and he was looking, well, like he does. Talk about Beauty and the Beast.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

Go figure. Maybe he's really good in the sack...wait a sec, gotta go puke, brb...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 20, 2025 06:52 PM (k9OZB)

54 The story I heard is that he wanted a job in Trump's first administration but got turned down and that's what turned him against Trump.
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That seems entirely plausible.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

55 He looks a cross between Patton Oswalt and Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:53 PM (PCK5/)

56 Does anyone remember The Critic? It was an animated series voiced by John Lovitz. Conway reminds me of a feminine, less manly, Jay Sherman.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 06:53 PM (3uBP9)

57
They wouldn't have to change any of the furniture.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:54 PM (IifOV)

58 "This is the time for a lawyer who has never been in politics to go into politics,"
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It's also apparently the time for a fag who has always been into little boys to go into politics.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2025 06:54 PM (E0p3T)

59 banana, I *loved* that show, The Critic. Was super-funny.

Remember "Apocalypse Wow"? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (Cl3L+)

60 Does anyone remember The Critic? It was an animated series voiced by John Lovitz. Conway reminds me of a feminine, less manly, Jay Sherman.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 06:53 PM (3uBP9)

That show was legit laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (MGB5H)

61 Isn't he dating Jo Jo fromJerz? Two insane loons who get paid to say whatever their handlers tell them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (4tmpE)

62 Jon Lovitz from what I have seen is one of us.

Please be kind.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (aTgV0)

63 Only you can help win the fight against Testicular Head.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

64 62 Jon Lovitz from what I have seen is one of us.

Please be kind.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (aTgV0)

A looks only comparison.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (PCK5/)

65 And I do hear that Kellyanne was more successful in dating-while-married than Georgy Porgy.

Do I know that's true? No.

For the record I got much more lucky then her. I was literally swimming in ladypeen

Posted by: George Conway at November 20, 2025 06:56 PM (sKqQm)

66 Kristol, Goldberg and Conway. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 06:56 PM (sDNVV)

67 I think it's the same seat that the new Kennedy (not named Kennedy, something like Schlossberg. I might be wrong) is considering running for. He seems like a real peach.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 06:57 PM (cxFcK)

68 The Siskel and Ebert one was very good.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2025 06:57 PM (E0p3T)

69 >>> Jon Lovitz from what I have seen is one of us.

Please be kind.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:55 PM (aTgV0)

He's one of my favorite SNL people along with Hartman, and like everyone said The Critic was a great show. There are rumors it might be brought back, the creator and some of the original people, like Lovitz are on board.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 06:57 PM (3uBP9)

70 What are George's redeeming qualities?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (kTd/k)

71 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Lovitz in City Slickers was great.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (PCK5/)

73 Kristol, Goldberg and Conway. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Kristol is in to cabin boys
Goldberg is into Ensign Wesley (but like not sexually, as if!)
And Conway is in to smelling his own farts

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

74 She had a steady job. He didn't. And instead of just shutting up, he attempted to suddenly become a NeverTrump Political Celebrity, despite mostly being a behind-the-scenes operator his whole life. On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

Ace is on a ROLL today. I'mma call him buttah for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Uniparty dolts gonna uniparty.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (5yDGQ)

76 Lovitz in City Slickers was great.
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025

Best part of a league of their own.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (MGB5H)

77 Conway is such an utterly pathetic figure that I wonder whether he is bound for hell or for the limbus fatuorum.

BTW, I thought that Conway was originally angling for a job in the first Trump administration, and when he was weighed and found wanting, he began going TDS because of his rejection.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (mADJX)

78 Maybe he made her laugh.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2025 06:50 PM (a+4eV)

*checks pictures*

He'd have to be Rodney dangerfield...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

79 >> not named Kennedy, something like Schlossberg. I might be wrong)

John Bouvier Kennedy "Jack" Schlossberg.

This guy is a literal psychopath.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

80 Jon Lovith is Brad Pitt next to this pile of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

81 Nadler's seat. Eh, I'll wait to see who mayor jihadi endorses.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (sDNVV)

82 I mean, Buttah threw this down last thread:

I don't know, is this how the Regime does funerals? When I've spoken at funerals I've tended to focus on the actual deceased person. I didn't say, "You know what grandma loved? My 'Johnny Coldcuts' character. That and the Money for Anal Wonkette Skankathon. She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

Pure muthaf*ckin POETRY.

Buttah. On a roll.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Ace is on a ROLL today. I'mma call him buttah for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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It does raise the question of how Ace knows which of Carville's nuts are more attractive, though....

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

84 26 16 James Carville's more attractive testicle looks like Clint Howard.
Posted by: eleven

Opie peaked at the age of 7.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2025 06:47 PM (Y8DZL)

Clint Howard was the kid star of the 60's TV show "Big Ben" along with co-star Dennis Weaver.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (y171U)

85 surfacing from a rabbit hole and bringing back a tidbit the voracity of it I know not
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"But are there “multiple” Joe Biden’s being played by Actors in Masks?

That is NOT an unreasonable thing to believe.

That’s not just my opinion, that is former CIA “Chief of Disguise” telling you that Mask technology has become SO GOOD that she briefed President Bush (41) face to face (so to speak) while wearing a Mask and he couldn’t tell!

Understand that Bush Sr. was back in the 1990s.

If the CIA had human Mask technology so good in the 1990s that it could fool the President when face-to-face with him, what do you think we have now?

I’ll show you some stunning videos below, but first here is more detail from ChatGPT about CIA Former Chief of Disguise Jonna Mendez and her role in creating the most lifelike human masks in history: "
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https://tinyurl.com/4kdf55bh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 20, 2025 07:00 PM (743lG)

86 I have a strong suspicion that Nadler's seat will be condemned.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

87 A while back I think saw that guy splayed out on an ottoman.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 20, 2025 07:00 PM (DsA2n)

88 He looks like he smells weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

89 I have never heard George Conway speak, but I bet he sounds the cartoon dog Droopy.

Hello, folks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

90 What are George's redeeming qualities?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (kTd/k)

He's a MASTER at Switch. Olympic level.

You know, the game where you stick one thumb in your mouth and the other up your ass, then someone yells "SWITCH!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Sorry....my bad.

I got Lovitz mixed up with Rob Schnieder.

Lovitz apparenty is a typical lib.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (aTgV0)

92 Tim Conway > Tiger Conway Jr > Tim Conway Jr > George Conway
Posted by: Crusader

There was a post on X a few days ago saying that Kellyanne was the daughter of Tim Conway. I thought, "Huh. I didn't know that".

Then I thought, "Hey, Conway is her married name". I gotta be careful with X.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (cxFcK)

93 Clint Howard was the kid star of the 60's TV show "Big Ben" along with co-star Dennis Weaver.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (y171U)
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Gentile Ben.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)

94 Clint Howard was the kid star of the 60's TV show "Big Ben" along with co-star Dennis Weaver.
Posted by: Joemarine at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (y171U)

Also that episode of Star Wars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

95 It does raise the question of how Ace knows which of Carville's nuts are more attractive, though....
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

Well, he and garrett spend a lot of quality time together......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Was reading content and phone crashed

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 07:02 PM (+qU29)

97 "Tranya"

uhhh....

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:02 PM (aTgV0)

98 Conway looks like what would happen if Richard Simmons stopped Sweatin' to the Oldies.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2025 07:03 PM (iXngm)

99 Mission Impossible was so ahead of it's time. The Entity is here.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2025 07:03 PM (sDNVV)

100 Frankly, Conway looks like the kind of guy who would be banned from the web site of the Last Chance Dating Service.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:03 PM (mADJX)

101 Conway needs to let a professional colorist color his hair it looks like he used shoe polish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2025 07:03 PM (CueAq)

102 It does raise the question of how Ace knows which of Carville's nuts are more attractive, though....
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

Well, he and garrett spend a lot of quality time together......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

And it gets lonely in those DC/NYC gala luncheon circuit and ace has anxiety...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

103 Sorry....my bad.

I got Lovitz mixed up with Rob Schnieder.

Lovitz apparenty is a typical lib.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (aTgV0)
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Ah, he was talking about taxes a couple years ago. I think he owns a nightclub, IIRC.

Schneider is the guy who's come over more completely, but Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz are somewhere in the vicinity.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

104 I will say that he does have Nadleresque jowls.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (PiwSw)

105 Clint Howard was the kid star of the 60's TV show "Big Ben" along with co-star Dennis Weaver.
Posted by: Joemarine

He has a face for radio, but I've read he's pretty MAGA. Plus, he'll offer you Tranya.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (cxFcK)

106 Conway is a douchebag's douchebag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (LjSYW)

107 What are George's redeeming qualities?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (kTd/k)

She had a pension for strapping it on and riding him like a horse and he took it like Christina Bella in Big Butts Like It Bit #8.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

108 He needs some cash, as in donations by Never- Trumpers

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (+qU29)

109
Hank Fonda ordered New York nuked in "Fail Safe" some 60 years ago, I'm starting to come around to his point of view.

Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (Y8DZL)

110 Yeah Patton Oswald and gene Simmons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

111 Why were ALL the child actors in the 60's ST so fking weird looking?

Every episode that has child actors in it pretty much sucks.

Let's be honest.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (aTgV0)

112 Who would vote for him, for anything?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (kTd/k)

113 Nadleresque. What a nice image. Cruelty level.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

114 "Conway also noted that he would serve as a "wingman" to other attorneys in politics, like Maryland Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin and New York Democratic Rep. Dan Goldman."

I just looked it up, and to my shock found out that Raskin is (allegedly) straight, married, and with kids, while Goldman is the openly gay one. Well, maybe George and Dan can persuade Jamie to go with them to a European discotheque anyway; he dresses like a fan already.

Posted by: SciVo at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (VB5xp)

115 89 I have never heard George Conway speak, but I bet he sounds the cartoon dog Droopy.

Hello, folks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

Omg, yes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (CueAq)

116 She had a pension for strapping it on and riding him like a horse and he took it like Christina Bella in Big Butts Like It Bit #8.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

*takes notes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

117 Was reading content and phone crashed

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 07:02 PM (+qU29)

That'll learn ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

118 I will say that he does have Nadleresque jowls.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 20, 2025 07:04 PM (PiwSw)
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With a ballsack-shaped face.

The curly hair just enhances the resemblance.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

119 Lovitz was, and may still be, a Democrat, but, according to Wiki, he was a frequent critic of Barack Obama, and has taken very vocal stances against cancel culture.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (mADJX)

120
*takes notes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

It's 'Big Butts Like It Big #8.'

There was a typo in my original post.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

121 111 Why were ALL the child actors in the 60's ST so fking weird looking?

Every episode that has child actors in it pretty much sucks.

Let's be honest.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:05 PM (aTgV0)

But the child actors in ST:TNG were awesome!

Posted by: Wil Wheaton at November 20, 2025 07:07 PM (PiwSw)

122 "Fooled George Bush, Sr."?

Yeah, not that difficult.

Posted by: Democratic Congressmen at November 20, 2025 07:07 PM (YCIat)

123 115 89 I have never heard George Conway speak, but I bet he sounds the cartoon dog Droopy.

Hello, folks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

LOL!

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:07 PM (mADJX)

124 I'm suspicious of his looks. He doesn't look like a real human, but some actor made up to look uglier than any actual man would.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 20, 2025 07:08 PM (s0JqF)

125 Sixth sense was one of the few times I can think the child actor did really well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:08 PM (zZu0s)

126 So he doesn't like Trump, but to go full on Demoncrat?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (kTd/k)

127 Wasn't Jon Lovitz the one who was married to Morgan Fairchild?

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (PiwSw)

128 I'm suspicious of his looks. He doesn't look like a real human, but some actor made up to look uglier than any actual man would.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 20, 2025 07:08 PM (s0JqF)

He looks like when Mike Myers was made into the fat Scotsman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Conway looks a bit like somebody slapped him upside the head and his physiognomy never resolved itself into its original shape.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

130 Lovitz was, and may still be, a Democrat, but, according to Wiki, he was a frequent critic of Barack Obama, and has taken very vocal stances against cancel culture.
Posted by: Paco

Meh, anyone in Hollywood that challenges the party loses their career. I can forgive that. I'm afraid Schneider will now only get gigs at TPUSA events. Schneider is really MAGA.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (cxFcK)

131 LOL. That's a real name! Glad I had safe search on.

Lol @sponge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

132 So he doesn't like Trump, but to go full on Demoncrat?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (kTd/k)

It's easy when you never were a Republican in the first place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
This is heinous. A violent repeat offender with 15 prior arrests was shot while trying to rob an elderly man. The elderly man exercised his 2A right of self defense and will now spend 4 years in prison because New York didn't give him permission to own his revolver.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

134 So he doesn't like Trump, but to go full on Demoncrat?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (kTd/k)
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Because he's so conservative.

That's what's happened to most of these "Trump's not a REAL conservative" guys.

They went where the grifting was better.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

135 LOL. That's a real name! Glad I had safe search on.

Lol @sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

Here and I thought you knew me by now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

136 So he doesn't like Trump, but to go full on Demoncrat?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:09 PM (kTd/k)

For the GOPe- which is most of them- it is no great effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

137 Everybody knows that Clint Howard is Ron Howard's brother, right? I believe he's conservative in his politics (or was at one time, anyway).

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:11 PM (mADJX)

138 OK, who's going to ask Mary Matalin to fact-check the Carvill testicle thing?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 20, 2025 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

139 Here and I thought you knew me by now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Hah! I figured it was but I did not recognize the name...

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

140 Meh, anyone in Hollywood that challenges the party loses their career. I can forgive that. I'm afraid Schneider will now only get gigs at TPUSA events. Schneider is really MAGA.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 07:10 PM (cxFcK)
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He is mainly getting gigs that way. But I think he's also touring doing standup. You can still do that without full lib sanction.

And Gutfeld, I think, has become his only TV gig.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:13 PM (krQz2)

141
Hah! I figured it was but I did not recognize the name...

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

The ONLY reason I know anything about that movie, and I had to look it up to grab a name from the cast, is because supposedly there was a broad from Hillary Clinton's campaign staff that was in it. I don't remember who, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

142 "The elderly man exercised his 2A right of self defense and will now spend 4 years in prison because New York didn't give him permission to own his revolver.
Posted by: Crusader"

New York City, you say? Sucks to be him.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

143 I'm suspicious of his looks. He doesn't look like a real human, but some actor made up to look uglier than any actual man would.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 20, 2025 07:08 PM (s0JqF)

Like aliens' first pass at making a hoomon mask. They haven't got the proportions right and cannot quite understand the idea of human perceived beauty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

144 Everybody knows that Clint Howard is Ron Howard's brother, right? I believe he's conservative in his politics (or was at one time, anyway).
Posted by: Paco

Their dad is named Rance Howard and you'd know his face in a second. Little Ronnie was born in Duncan, Oklahoma. Daddy Rance spoke at statehood celebration I .attended in

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 20, 2025 07:14 PM (cxFcK)

145 James Carville's more attractive testicle looks like Clint Howard.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 06:45 PM

I am snorting out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 20, 2025 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

146 Everybody knows that Clint Howard is Ron Howard's brother, right? I believe he's conservative in his politics (or was at one time, anyway).

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:11 PM (mADJX)
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Yes, I think Clint Howard is MAGA. I know that he's been on Crowder's show.

He said that his brother Ron is a behind-the-lines Christian.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)

147 Decision time comes real fast
Become a statistic or a Marxists prisoner

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (+qU29)

148 I figured this would be great content for me, too, with the Left rejecting him and calling him a warmonger Nazi usual idiot traitor. Instead...nothing. A couple Reddit posts on the news, with NO responses, and...that's it. It's worse than hate. He's so pathetic, he gets either apathy, or no one knows who he is at all.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (ycI94)

149 130 Meh, anyone in Hollywood that challenges the party loses their career. I can forgive that. I'm afraid Schneider will now only get gigs at TPUSA events. Schneider is really MAGA. - Blutarski

Yeah, just look at James Woods. Hollywood isolated him to such a degree that he finally formally retired from acting.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (mADJX)

150 I'm not sure what makes me chub more...
The hair coloring, the jowls, or the 5lbs of flab where his right triceps should be...?

Posted by: UncleJefe at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (DzC+b)

151 ' George Conway -- Might Run for Jerry Nadler's NYC House Seat... as a Democrat'

It'll never work. He isn't queer enough to compensate for being white.
He should try running in Kentucky.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (fd80v)

152 The ONLY reason I know anything about that movie, and I had to look it up to grab a name from the cast, is because supposedly there was a broad from Hillary Clinton's campaign staff that was in it. I don't remember who, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

*notices bead of sweat at temple*

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

153
If you showed me a picture of George Conway, his identity unknown, my first guess at his profession would be "failed pornographer."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (VWtfl)

154 I have no idea why Kellyanne married that goblin in the first place. Every time I look in the mirror in the morning after a nasty nightmare and think "ugh, that's one ugly face" I pull up George and feel so much more relieved.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

155 93 Clint Howard was the kid star of the 60's TV show "Big Ben" along with co-star Dennis Weaver.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 20, 2025 06:59 PM (y171U)
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Gentile Ben.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)

Gentle Ben...thanks for the correction!

Posted by: Joemarine at November 20, 2025 07:16 PM (y171U)

156 Any references to porn content here at the HQ is purely hearsay anecdotal information. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/)

157 How did you look up the cast, sponge? Imdb?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

158

Clint Howard was on Space Rangers

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106144

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM (pkeXY)

159 >>>On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

I'm just glad I don't have to be the judge of that beauty contest.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM (syz1S)

160 Sixth sense was one of the few times I can think the child actor did really well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
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Hailee Steinfeld in the Coens' True Grit remake.

She was 12, so maybe that doesn't count for as much.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

161 *notices bead of sweat at temple*

Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

Seriously. Looked it up.

Sammie Spades. She was an intern for Hillary! and was in that movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Technically, wasn't MSNBC renamed MSNOW by this point in your timeline?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 20, 2025 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

163 Wait, no pic of him in the "I am Antifa" t-shirt with a dicker-cheif?

Am disappoint.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (mlg/3)

164 If you showed me a picture of George Conway, his identity unknown, my first guess at his profession would be "failed pornographer."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (VWtfl)
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Retired Ronny James Dio impersonator.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

165 Kristol, Goldberg and Conway. I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Sink the Graf Spee, Bismarck, and the Hindenburg!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (5yDGQ)

166 How did you look up the cast, sponge? Imdb?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

No, that didn't come up in the title search, so I found another site with a description of that movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Great now make George Bananas sit in Stinky Nadler's chair his whole term...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at November 20, 2025 07:20 PM (VPPG8)

168 He's a peanut-head

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2025 07:20 PM (8o16y)

169 Any references to porn content here at the HQ is purely hearsay anecdotal information. Everyone knows this.
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 07:17 PM

Well, except for a certain legendary tab open on someone's browser.

Posted by: Peter North, Proud Canadian and occasional commenter at November 20, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

170 He's a peanut-head
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2025 07:20 PM

Leave me out of this, pal!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at November 20, 2025 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

171 Yes, I think Clint Howard is MAGA. I know that he's been on Crowder's show.
He said that his brother Ron is a behind-the-lines Christian.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)

I've wondered this about Paul McCartney.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (Cl3L+)

172 Little Miss NOW.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (aTgV0)

173 Well, except for a certain legendary tab open on someone's browser.
Posted by: Peter North, Proud Canadian and occasional commenter at November 20, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

With two Australian chicks- neither of which worked for Hillary that im aware of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

174 ---
Retired Ronny James Dio impersonator.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

I think he leans more toward Gene Simmons in the look-alike department.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

175 I think he leans more toward Gene Simmons in the look-alike department.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

*fistbump*

Although it does feel like.an insult to Mr Simmons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

176

Elon Musk is signaling that artificial intelligence and robotics could eliminate the need to work in the next few decades.

Musk went on to say that money could eventually stop being relevant in a future dominated by AI and robotics, noting that in books about a positive AI future money often no longer exists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (pkeXY)

177 Retired Ronny James Dio impersonator.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

I think he leans more toward Gene Simmons in the look-alike department.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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He doesn't have the height for Simmons.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (krQz2)

178
Although it does feel like.an insult to Mr Simmons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

I think Simmons WAS a Trump supporter, then went all batshit in the covid years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Please tell me his opposition will hire Kellyanne as a campaign advisor and consultant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (+mTgD)

180 ---
He doesn't have the height for Simmons.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (krQz2)

I didn't say exact, but the faces are closer than Conway is with Ronnie James.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

181 The guy is a hideous pustule, bereft of muscle, virility, or testosterone. On the plus side, Kelly Ann's first night with someone whose shoulders were wider than his waist must have been a red letter event for her.

Posted by: Kevin Cutts at November 20, 2025 07:25 PM (xKHIr)

182 How much does a con way?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:26 PM (kTd/k)

183 Will David French be his press secretary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:26 PM (wnD9v)

184 If Richard Simmons and Jimmy Glick had a baby.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (LjSYW)

185 Simmon's daughter was ridiculously hot, albeit young, but fell into the same trap that almost ALL famous ladies do and a surgeon RUINED her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Elon Musk is signaling that artificial intelligence and robotics could eliminate the need to work in the next few decades.

Musk went on to say that money could eventually stop being relevant in a future dominated by AI and robotics, noting that in books about a positive AI future money often no longer exists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2025 07:24 PM (pkeXY)

------------

There is tremendous irony -- given Elon's belief in an eventual "high universal basic income" for all that the ultimate fruits of capitalism will yield a "socialist utopia."

Thank God I'll likely be dead before then ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (+mTgD)

187 Gene Simmons look-a-like?

Tongue bath man...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (wnD9v)

188
What a photo - George Conway livestreams outside John Bolton's house as FBI is raiding it - via Reuters

He was whining to all and sundry that "those bad mens with guns chased away all the food trucks and now he's 'hongry'!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM (xG4kz)

189 How much does a con way?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 07:26 PM (kTd/k)

£20, same as in London.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

190 I hear George Conway and David French got a hotel room together and stayed up all night. Got no sleep.
They spent the whole time arguing over who got to be the "bottom" and who was stuck being "top".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

191 Murk was at that funeral because of course she was.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM (TN0g+)

192 Thank God I'll likely be dead before then ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (+mTgD)
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You'll be dead before Elon kills us all.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM (krQz2)

193 Simmon's daughter was ridiculously hot, albeit young, but fell into the same trap that almost ALL famous ladies do and a surgeon RUINED her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------

"I tried to get you to switch to sturgeons!" -- Weird Al

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 07:29 PM (+mTgD)

194 Not even a super-size Snickers can make Conway stop whining.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:29 PM (wnD9v)

195 Not even a super-size Snickers can make Conway stop whining.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:29 PM (wnD9v)

excessive amounts of soy will do that to a man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Wait a sec -- could it be... and I'm just spitballing here... could it be that the liberal grifters grifting as "The True Conservatives for the Leftwing Antifa Democrat Agenda" are actually all limousine liberal Democrats and in fact have been all along?

I've always thought that. Certain reps and sens would be democrats, but they live in a heavily R area, so that's what they run as. Then stab the right in the back as often as they can.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 20, 2025 07:30 PM (uQesX)

197 Richard Simmons has a daughter?

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 20, 2025 07:30 PM (+DoPx)

198 As long as Elon Musk gives the world cat-girls, no one will care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:30 PM (wnD9v)

199 There never was a truer conservative than somebody who wants to run as a 21st-century Democrat!

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:31 PM (krQz2)

200 Will David French be his press secretary?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:26 PM (wnD9v)

He'll be pressing his lips anyplace he can.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 20, 2025 07:31 PM (uQesX)

201 Cleanse time........

https://is.gd/hNguut

*prolly not incredibly SFW

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Clint Howard also played the character "Leon" on the Andy Griffith Show (the little boy who walked around in a cowboy hat, eating a peanut butter sandwich and always offering people a bite - usually Barney, and at inopportune moments).

I believe I saw the Howard boys' father in a couple of episodes of Andy Griffith, as well.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (mADJX)

203
Gentile Ben.
Posted by: Axema

With asymmetrical balls

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (xG4kz)

204 £20, same as in London.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:28 PM

*golf clap, guv*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

205 Not even a super-size Snickers can make Conway stop whining.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:29 PM (wnD9v)
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Chris Plante has a saying about liberals: They're not happy unless they're not happy.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (krQz2)

206 Cleanse time........

https://is.gd/hNguut

*prolly not incredibly SFW

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Blue is a good color for her.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (dK+Kv)

207 Nadler. Posca hosa. Conway. Posca hed. Finnish, look it up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (gm9Sb)

208 The ONLY reason I know anything about that movie, and I had to look it up to grab a name from the cast, is because supposedly there was a broad from Hillary Clinton's campaign staff that was in it. I don't remember who, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Good memory! According to industry press, Sammie Spades -- star of Big Butts Like It Big 8 and White Bubble Butts 4 -- was a former Hillary Clinton intern. It was surprisingly difficult to find the name, because searching for campaign staff triggered Brave to spaz out and insist with fierce, repeated, strident insistence that Hillary Clinton DID NOT appear in a porn video of any kind, with or without staff, totally a hoax man, you gotta believe us man.

Posted by: SciVo at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (VB5xp)

209 I've never thought Kellyanne was a looker. But still. How did she end up with literal troll George in the first place?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2025 07:33 PM (tgl2u)

210 Gentile Ben.
Posted by: Axema

With asymmetrical balls
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 07:32 PM (xG4kz)

Then, wouldn't that be Genital Ben?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

211 >>>Look at this guy, having friends and going out to eat.

you caught my self-brag.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2025 07:33 PM (1wjle)

212 i tried not to make it too obvious.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2025 07:33 PM (1wjle)

213 Cleanse time........

https://is.gd/hNguut

*prolly not incredibly SFW
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:31 PM

We cannae hang on much longer, cap'n!

Posted by: Two Small Fabric Triangles at November 20, 2025 07:34 PM (Wnv9h)

214
I believe I saw the Howard boys' father in a couple of episodes of Andy Griffith, as well.
Posted by: Paco

He played the shepherd from the Mono Valley who ran his flock through the meeting of the board for the Los Angeles Water department in "Chinatown", too. Rance Howard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 07:34 PM (xG4kz)

215 I've never thought Kellyanne was a looker. But still. How did she end up with literal troll George in the first place?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2025 07:33 PM (tgl2u)
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She could be as attractive as James Carville's more attractive nut and still be out of George's league.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (krQz2)

216 George Conway has no discernible neck, you can never trust a man with no discernible deck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (fA8IM)

217 >>> If you showed me a picture of George Conway, his identity unknown, my first guess at his profession would be "failed pornographer."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2025 07:15 PM (VWtfl)

They were bred for tunneling. When terriers or dachshunds failed to return hunters would often send the much less valuable, often neutered, George Conway in to flush the quarry and give their prize dogs a chance to pull back.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (3uBP9)

218
Isn't there anyone better in New York? Schlossberg and Conway? Who do we think the Republican will be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (obOni)

219 Also that episode of Star Wars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is a nerd-check, isn't it? You just did a nerd-check. HEY, this guy is doing a nerd-check!!@@@@

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (mlg/3)

220 A friend showed it to me in a Chinese restaurant.

Hair Status?

[ ] Perfect

[ ] Not Perfect

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2025 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

221 Also that episode of Star Wars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is a nerd-check, isn't it? You just did a nerd-check. HEY, this guy is doing a nerd-check!!@@@@
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2025 07:35 PM (mlg/3)
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"Beam me up, Spotty." -- Jimmy James

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:37 PM (krQz2)

222 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2025 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Everything's more fun with cat-girls nyah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgyoO3fbjw

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:38 PM (wnD9v)

224 215 Kelly Anne is OK in the looks and age department, and seems to be improving away from the ogre husband. But who am I to judge, thinking that Kohl's Mom is pretty hot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 20, 2025 07:38 PM (gm9Sb)

225 Everything's more fun with cat-girls nyah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgyoO3fbjw
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2025 07:38 PM (wnD9v)
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I really don't get that whole kink.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 07:39 PM (krQz2)

226 Has James Woods ever appeared on Gutfield's show? It seems to me the electricity would be off the charts.

Posted by: Wenda at November 20, 2025 07:39 PM (IVnGf)

227 Are any NeverTrumpers in shape? Their GAINZZZ threads must just be cookie recipes.

Posted by: Wally at November 20, 2025 07:40 PM (YCIat)

228 Conway is a fucking freak. He should get Nadler's seat. That district should be the designated one so America always has a flabby, seamy nebbish to represent its useless remora constituency.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2025 07:43 PM (BI5O2)

229
Simmons' daughter was ridiculously hot, albeit young, but fell into the same trap that almost ALL famous ladies do and a surgeon RUINED her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Careful, y'all. Talk of Gene Simmons is adjacent to Shannon Tweed and you'll summon Thrawn, formerly Kratos, who followed her closely on Skinimax back in the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 07:43 PM (xG4kz)

230 Clint Howard had a receding hairline when he was a kid. Still, I like him more than Ron.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 08:01 PM (0aYVJ)

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