The Deposed Regime Gathers to Pretend to Honor Dick Cheney While Actually Making Petty Attacks to Advance Their Dying Political Careers

GRIM SPECTERS OF DEATH:
Rachel Maddow sits beside Anthony Fuckin' Fauci at the Cheney Funeral Show

Neither Trump nor Vance were invited.

The Obamas didn't come, because they are beyond pretending they're interested in anything that doesn't pay them seven figures for a quickie appearance.

The Clintons were too busy dodging subpoeans to make an appearance.

But George W. Bush, Joe Biden, Jill Biden, Kamala Harris, her Punchy Cuck of a husband, Anthony Fauci and Rachel Maddow all made the scene.

Pretending to eulogize her father and speak of the legacy he leaves for posterity, Liz Cheney hijacks the funeral to turn into another McCain funeral, focused on petty attacks against transitory political figures.

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Addressing mourners who had gathered in Washington, DC, Liz Cheney said her father, the former US Vice President Dick Cheney, always prioritized defending the Constitution over party loyalty

That has nothing to do with Dick Cheney. He is not known for "defending the Constitution over party loyalty." He is known -- to put it in a positive way -- for defending America no matter what the costs or which applecarts were overturned.

But "defending the Constitution over party loyalty" was empahtically not Dick Cheney's fight. McCain could claim that for fighting "torture," but Cheney was all about torture.

"Putting the Constitution over party loyalty" was Liz Cheney's fight (or, at least, that's how she would tell the tale).

So she's not eulogizing her father, she's just elevating herself. She's standing on her father's corpse to give some height to her toad-like frame.

Typical, and what we've come to expect from Regime funeral shows.

Her big praise of her father was about him backing her quixotic cause.

In recent years, Dick Cheney, who also served as secretary of Defense and represented Wyoming in Congress, publicly backed his daughter as she fought to push back on false claims that the 2020 election was stolen, eventually losing her seat in Congress after turning against President Trump.
"Though he was inspired to service by President Kennedy, Dick Cheney became a Republican," Liz Cheney said. "But he knew that bonds of party must always yield to the single bond we share as Americans."
"For him, a choice between defense of the Constitution and defense of your political party was no choice at all," she added.

So let's ignore all the things Dick Cheney actually did when he was in office to focus on what really matters, him saying "You go girl" to his daughter as a retired and weary old man, sitting on the sidelines, weakly shaking the pom-poms.

I thought at least she would try to hide that she was talking entirely about herself by talking about Cheney, I don't know, standing up to Nixon during impeachment (if he did that, I dunno). Then she could say "he stood up for the Constitution over party loyalty" and while you would suspect she was talking about herself again, you couldn't be sure. She would have plausible deniability.

But no, she doesn't bother dressing it up, she goes just goes straight for the naked self-praise: "What made my father great was him recognizing how righteous and brave I was in my prune-faced heterosexual lesbian act."

I don't know, is this how the Regime does funerals? When I've spoken at funerals I've tended to focus on the actual deceased person. I didn't say, "You know what grandma loved? My 'Johnny Coldcuts' character. That and the Money for Anal Wonkette Skankathon. She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

Dick Cheney’s funeral today in DC is essentially a holiday party for Treasonists

Joe Biden, Anthony Fauci, Kamala Harris, George Bush, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Adam Schiff, etc. etc.

Thank GOD President Trump and VP Vance aren’t there. pic.twitter.com/gn4TH95qhK
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) November 20, 2025

No Obamas or Clintons at Cheney’s funeral service. Kamala and Jill have to sit next to each other. 😂 pic.twitter.com/eZIzUyrBWh
— e-beth (@ebeth360) November 20, 2025

Maddow's career as a commentator began during Bush/Cheney, when she'd frequently compare Cheney to the worst monsters in history (I was on her programs when she said it).

For so many liberals, Cheney is now rehabilitated despite regretting nothing: solely for opposing Trump: https://t.co/5ZMOg7HKHD
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 20, 2025

Do you remember when Pete Hegseth was condemned as a ‘white supremacist’ due to his chest tattoo?
Today, at former Vice President Dick Cheney’s funeral, we learn that he must have been one, too. 😑 pic.twitter.com/2NcikIpu8y
— Marla Hohner (@marlahohner) November 20, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 St

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 05:30 PM (MGB5H)

2 Hola

Posted by: Rick Derringer at November 20, 2025 05:31 PM (0pybe)

3 Told the others about the nood dick.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at November 20, 2025 05:31 PM (oSeBJ)

4 2nd

Posted by: Big Star at November 20, 2025 05:31 PM (gZ820)

5 Puppet Show
&
Cheney Funeral

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 20, 2025 05:31 PM (5yDGQ)

6 All it takes for a Democrat Boogeyman to become a Democrat Hero is for the Narrative to require it.

The Narrative is everything.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (0MjtC)

7 I'd be curious to know how many of those in attendance called Cheney a war criminal just a few, short years ago.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (pkhvN)

8 Oh, he only died on November 3.

Apparently I was mixing him up with John McCain.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (a+4eV)

9 Good lord, is that Carville's ugly mug in that top photo?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (uWKK8)

10 Is that Buddy Hackett about to tell a dirty joke sitting in front of that giant cashew?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (31IpA)

11 I read somewhere - maybe JJS thread - that once Trump was gone, the Bush clan think that they are going to reclaim the GOPe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (dK+Kv)

12 What a Rogue’s Gallery at the service. Appearing on the walls of any sheriff’s office would be appropriate.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

13 Is Racial Maddow there?

Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2025 05:33 PM (uAKYo)

14 11 I read somewhere - maybe JJS thread - that once Trump was gone, the Bush clan think that they are going to reclaim the GOPe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 05:32 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah, and I pointed out that Ken Paxton already KO'd their Great Hope and knocked him out of the ring. That's why they hate Paxton so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2025 05:34 PM (uWKK8)

15 I read somewhere earlier today that the bush family is looking to make a political comeback next year for the mid terms.

Haven't they had enough humiliation? I mean seriously.......jeb@ raised $150,000,000 and dropped out after finishing 4th in south carolina.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 20, 2025 05:34 PM (0N4FZ)

16 13 Is Racial Maddow there?
Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2025 05:33 PM (uAKYo)

Sure is. The guy setting next to Fauci with the quizzical look on its face.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

17 President Trump has all the right enemies.

Posted by: Kingsman at November 20, 2025 05:35 PM (ehY6c)

18 IMHO the Cheneys are/were rank elitists. People who believe everyone in the "lower classes" is there to serve their interests, period.

They think that's actual patriotism, to force working people to fight in *their* wars for *their* portfolios, although they've also convinced themselves it's for America, not cash.

One of the biggest problems with elitism is that while it's absolutely enshrined in the Demoncrat party, it's also widely embraced by the Repubs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:36 PM (Cl3L+)

19 May he rest in H**L..... I won't say it but you all know what I was gonna write

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX)

20 They made Kamala and Dr Jill sit next to one another. Poor Kammie didn't get in any of the family pictures.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2025 05:36 PM (98kQX)

21 Of COURSE Cheney's funeral displayed the Racisty-racist Hegseth cross.

The left spent my entire generation telling me what a white supremacist Cheney was. That tracks completely.

If you're retarded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (oSeBJ)

22 The fact the place was packed with Lib Dems says it all...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (VE6XX)

23 May he rest in H**L..... I won't say it but you all know what I was gonna write
Posted by: It's me donna at November

Hall?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (MGB5H)

24 20 They made Kamala and Dr Jill sit next to one another. Poor Kammie didn't get in any of the family pictures.
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2025 05:36 PM (98kQX)

Well, she was only The Help, after all. Too cruel??

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

25 Why the fk is Carvel there? The Bush legacy is a sham.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (vFG9F)

26 I read somewhere earlier today that the bush family is looking to make a political comeback next year for the mid terms.
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I saw that too. I hope that they are roundly booed and pilloried every step of the way until they slink back into retirement. I can't watch a second of those "Wounded Warrior" commercials without being reminded of how many lives they ruined by going to war with no intention of winning and no declared enemy.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

27 It would have been nice to see this funeral devolve into something reminiscent of Paul Wellstone's memorial service.

I guess Miss Piggy tried, but it was more of a self serving effort.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 20, 2025 05:38 PM (5yDGQ)

28 "But no, she doesn't bother dressing it up, "

She's not trying to sell it to us. It's the first eulogy given in an auctioneer's cadence.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 20, 2025 05:38 PM (pIfcn)

29 Rachel Maddow is Edward Norton.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 20, 2025 05:38 PM (bNf8H)

30
tubal,

No, not too soon, lol

Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (3ek7K)

31 Neither Trump nor Vance were invited.

Any new people receive envelopes?

Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (LLQU7)

32 >>>"Putting the Constitution over party loyalty" was Liz Cheney's fight (or, at least, that's how she would tell the tale).

Where does fabricating/exaggerating WMD intelligence assessment to garner support for deposing Bush daddy's mortal enemy instead of pursuing AQ in Afghanistan? Asking for dead and maimed soldiers of the GWOT.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (dK+Kv)

33 29 Rachel Maddow is Edward Norton.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 20, 2025 05:38 PM (bNf8H)

Noo ! I like Edward Norton

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (VE6XX)

34 23 May he rest in H**L..... I won't say it but you all know what I was gonna write
Posted by: It's me donna at November

Hall?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 05:37 PM (MGB5H)

Halliburton.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (6Bc88)

35 Ha the fake Cajun is sitting there like the worm he is.

Posted by: Bob at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (YiqZD)

36 So, anyone else notice the pic is full of old, white people?

Which, per the left's rules, means they are racists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (HXT0k)

37 These Ghouls. How dare they preempt John McCain's funeral during its first 10 years.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (O7YUW)

38 A hive of scum and villainy. Who holding the insecticide?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (taG24)

39 these people are sickening

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (emBoF)

40 Where does it *fit in.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (dK+Kv)

41 Breitbart Spam has infiltrated the HQ!!

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

42 A rather fugly bunch of geriatric treasonous fuckweasels. Our Betters™ ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: All rather revolting when you really start thinking about it at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (TbWk/)

43 It's a big club and we ain't in it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (CueAq)

44 damnable SMOD

where WERE you?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (emBoF)

45 It would have been nice to see this funeral devolve into something reminiscent of Paul Wellstone's memorial service.

While that is still the benchmark for Uniparty Member Memorials, I wish they personalized Dick's by ceremoniously shooting someone in the face with a shotgun.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (9Hs2w)

46 There's nobody in that picture I would shed a tear for if they died. I would piss on the grave of most of them. No, all of them. Wretched scum.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (MZ+PY)

47
Why can't assholes like 'dick' and his spawn simply crawl off into the underbrush and die quietly (like the hobos ace hunts) so the rest of us don't have to see or hear them anymore?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (QVmho)

48 they all deserve smelling Joetato

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (emBoF)

49 Today, at former Vice President Dick Cheney’s funeral, we learn that he must have been one, too.

Instead of an American flag, I heard his casket was draped with "The Shroud of Dick".

Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (LLQU7)

50 There is not a writer at WaPo or NYT or Ft Worth Star Telegram that would not have personally pull the lever at the gallows (Its ok Taggert they are just hanging a man and his horse) and hung them both as War Criminals fr0m 9/12/21 until 1/21/17 (then it would have been Trump and (Cant be seen with womens)Pence.

So the whole lot of ne'er do well, skanks, skalliwags, and JournOListers can suck a big bag of infected donkey dicks and die.
The JournOListers not the Donkeys sold into Animals Husbandry by the FuckTard Mexican Cartels.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (gbOdA)

51 Next up-Birthday Boy Joe Biden!

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (oftw2)

52 Oooh! New spam!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 05:41 PM (Yp6az)

53 >>Why the fk is Carvel there? The Bush legacy is a sham.

Because his wife worked for both Cheney and Bush while he spent his time attacking them.

The swamp puts on an act of being two parties but their allegiance is to power and money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (viF8m)

54
Is that Buddy Hackett about to tell a dirty joke sitting in front of that giant cashew?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

I'd watch this shit show if buddy hackett told the duck joke.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (QVmho)

55 While that is still the benchmark for Uniparty Member Memorials, I wish they personalized Dick's by ceremoniously shooting someone in the face with a shotgun.

I like it! and I have just the gnome in mind...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (emBoF)

56 Thanks Ace for the picture of shirtless Hegseth.❤️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (t/2Uw)

57 bonhomme, fresh and richly seasoned spam!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (Cl3L+)

58 Oooh! New spam!
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Can we play with it?

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (TN0g+)

59 57 Thanks Ace for the picture of shirtless Hegseth.❤️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (t/2Uw)

Ace is a giver. This is known.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

60
Where was the flying squad of U.S. Marshalls and FBI agents to swoop in and bag that gaggle of miscreants and traitors in one fellow swoop?

Will no one rid us of those turbulent pests?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

61 Don't play with the spam. If it gets on you it will stain.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

62 Howdja like to be the C-SPAN video crew assigned to cover this funeral.

"Tears out of Liz's eyes! Get that shot!! Zoom in!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (Cl3L+)

63 Sounds like what Liz was really eulogizing was her career in politics.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (98kQX)

64 More than one of the ancient Fossils shit their pants at this event.

Posted by: Was Al Roker there? at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (oftw2)

65 26 I read somewhere earlier today that the bush family is looking to make a political comeback next year for the mid terms.

that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

oh yes guys, go for THAT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (emBoF)

66 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (t/2Uw)

LOL. Good for you, Sharon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (2sfNr)

67 >>It's a big club and we ain't in it.

We beat all of them and now we run Barter Town.

They aren't in our club.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (viF8m)

68 I'd watch this shit show if buddy hackett told the duck joke.
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I preferred Buddy Sorrell.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (TN0g+)

69 The Uniparty.

Posted by: Gaff at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (EqzMw)

70 How did the Spam get past the HQ Security wall?

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (PCK5/)

71 Snakehead is in the photo, and no shout-out?

Sic transit gloria

Also, viginti sesterii, idem ac in oppido

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (0sNs1)

72 "This morning, I received $16,945. . . "

I'm no math major but that is an awful lot of handies behind the truck scale at the truck stop in Walcott, Iowa.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

73 It was a Uniparty party.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (t/2Uw)

74 Old Bushies: "Please clap."

New and improved Bushies trying to stage a comeback: "Please clap, yo!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (Cl3L+)

75 Just incredible really. Just think about it how insane is that ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (dQgak)

76 And there is not a more worthless cunt that called Bush and Cheney War Criminals than the boycut glasses wearing sears boy suit Rachel MaddCow.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (gbOdA)

77 tubal, it's new and improved with the power of penetration!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (Cl3L+)

78
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Posted by: HOME PROFIT

Any chance you know how to get blood stains out of the carpet? What about disposing of an 80kg large animal carcass?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (QVmho)

79 57 Thanks Ace for the picture of shirtless Hegseth.❤️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:42 PM (t/2Uw)

It was a lovely view, and a palate cleanser after the shitshow above.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (6Bc88)

80 "Tears out of Liz's eyes! Get that shot!! Zoom in!"

I didn't know that Eric Fartwell was invited and was sitting proximate to Liz.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (9s47C)

81 Always fun to watch W and Michelle together.
She really would like to jump his bones, I think.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:46 PM (Cl3L+)

82 Who is the fucktard between MaddCow and Coon Ass Skeletor?

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:46 PM (gbOdA)

83 >>It's a big club and we ain't in it.

We beat all of them and now we run Barter Town.

They aren't in our club.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 05:44 PM (viF8m)

Since they are all commies, someone should look at the crowd to see who the left thinks are the most important people. Where they sit and if they are there says it all.

Hmm no Mayor of NYC and AOC?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2025 05:46 PM (8avO+)

84 I've been around this place so long, I remember when we had classy spam like Lace Wigs and Machines for Sale.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (98kQX)

85 81 "Tears out of Liz's eyes! Get that shot!! Zoom in!"

I didn't know that Eric Fartwell was invited and was sitting proximate to Liz.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (9s47C)

I believe it was by invitation? If so what a motley crew to choose...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (VE6XX)

86 Any chance you know how to get blood stains out of the carpet? What about disposing of an 80kg large animal carcass?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (QVmho)

Sweetie, it's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (6Bc88)

87 82 Always fun to watch W and Michelle together.
She really would like to jump his bones, I think.

she'd snap him in half

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (emBoF)

88 "I saw that too. I hope that they are roundly booed and pilloried every step of the way until they slink back into retirement. I can't watch a second of those "Wounded Warrior" commercials without being reminded of how many lives they ruined by going to war with no intention of winning and no declared enemy."

But at least they didn't say anything about World Jewry

Posted by: resist_we_much at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (cpys8)

89
That wasn't Home Prophet! Accept no phony-baloney substitutes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 05:47 PM (xG4kz)

90 I just realized that MaddCow is the most manly person on that pew.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:48 PM (gbOdA)

91 If you look at that picture at the right angle, you can almost feel sorry for Rachel Maddow. Almost. Because I think she finally achieved what she wanted--she's by all appearances a "man" now. A weary and burned out man, but a man nonetheless.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

92 "Tears out of Liz's eyes! Get that shot!! Zoom in!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:43 PM (Cl3L+)

Oh, tears. Crying. I read it as tears out her eyes. Like with a hot poker. English can be such a difficult language sometimes.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 20, 2025 05:48 PM (MZ+PY)

93 We are about evenly split on pouring approbation on a pile of miscreants and juking on the spam.

Morons.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (6Bc88)

94 Who is the fucktard between MaddCow and Coon Ass Skeletor?
Posted by: r hennigantx

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John Edwards?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (5yDGQ)

95 82 Always fun to watch W and Michelle together.
She really would like to jump his bones, I think.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:46 PM (Cl3L+)

You wants to be the husband or yous wants to be da wife?

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (gbOdA)

96
Were the Vindmen deeebles there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (xG4kz)

97 The really interesting attendee is Fauci. Very telling.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (viF8m)

98 What a grim tableau of awfulness.

Congrats Mr. Cheney. This is your legacy.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (aTgV0)

99 What's just pathetic is, everyone in that room lives in a world that died over a decade ago.

Killed by their own greed and stupidity.

But they still prance and strut about like they are the kings and queens of all they see, oblivious to the rot and stink that surrounds them as their Play-doh castle sinks and collapses.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (HXT0k)

100 "This morning, I received $16,945. . . "

For servicing 847 young men who paid the same price as "in town"?

Uhoh. MATH! I'll go spend 2 minutes in the penalty box, and will feel shame.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (O7YUW)

101 It's the dick Cheney show,
with all the dicks you thought you’d never know.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (i+bC1)

102 Crusader, it makes sense Maddow is there. Gonna need somebody with real muscles to be a pallbearer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (Cl3L+)

103 Rachel Maddow sits beside Anthony Fuckin' Fauci at the Cheney Funeral Show

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Their lovechild would resemble that pedo SpongeBob SquarePants -- only more rat-like.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (+mTgD)

104 "The masks are off." I don't know who said it first.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (YlWIZ)

105 81 "Tears out of Liz's eyes! Get that shot!! Zoom in!"

I didn't know that Eric Fartwell was invited and was sitting proximate to Liz.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (9s47C)

She didnt cry when old yeller died

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (gbOdA)

106 Speaking of anal, I found out today that "Tutti Frutti" (allegedly) had alternate lyrics about using grease instead of force. Blew my mind. If we can't count on our Richards to not be degenerate, what can we count on? The answer is clear: "A wop bop, a loo bop..."

Posted by: A Lop Bamboo at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (VB5xp)

107 The longer you look at that photo, the more people you can imagine farting freely in public. Look for the little smiles at the corners of mouths. You know they just dropped ass.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:50 PM (6Bc88)

108
I preferred Buddy Sorrell.
Posted by: Crusader

And he could play the cello!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (pkeXY)

109 I'm no math major but that is an awful lot of handies behind the truck scale at the truck stop in Walcott, Iowa.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2025 05:44

Imagine the carpal tunnel medical bills.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (0714D)

110
I just realized that MaddCow is the most manly person on that pew.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Because the rest of them are penii light, and 'he' is a closet trannie?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (QVmho)

111 Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

see 91

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (gbOdA)

112
In recent years, Dick Cheney, who also served as secretary of Defense and represented Wyoming in Congress, publicly backed his daughter as she fought to push back on false claims that the 2020 election was stolen, eventually losing her seat in Congress after turning against President Trump.

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False cause and effect implied. "Pushing back on false claims" is not why she was voted out. The voters in Wyoming discovered who and what she really was. You don't get a 65/35 loss from pushing back, you get it from openly going over to the other side.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (4Aqsh)

113 Even my disgusting congressman Jamie Raskin was there. My first thought when I saw the picture was that they all belonged in jail.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (t/2Uw)

114 I’ll bitch about Hegseth’s tattoo of the flag: don’t cheat, get all 50 stars on there!

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (vwL3N)

115 What a grim tableau of awfulness.

Congrats Mr. Cheney. This is your legacy.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2025 05:49 PM (aTgV0)

A menagerie of mendacity even.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (dK+Kv)

116 82 Always fun to watch W and Michelle together.
She really would like to jump his bones, I think.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I thought it was the other way 'round. There was a pic where Dubya was leaning his head on Michelle's shoulder with a big grin where he looked like he'd just bust a fat nut, and Michelle was pinching her lips in embarrassment.
But I dunno. Far as I know they were both nailing twinks in a Caribbean island, highfiving each other.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

117
Washington Turns Out To Honor War Criminal, Fascist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (L+01d)

118 So she's not eulogizing her father, she's just elevating herself. She's standing on her father's corpse to give some height to her toad-like frame.

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Nepot Babies gotta Nepot Baby ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 05:51 PM (+mTgD)

119
Who is the fucktard between MaddCow and Coon Ass Skeletor?
Posted by: r hennigant

Wasn't that the "8/8 is code for 'Heil Hitler'" guy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 05:52 PM (xG4kz)

120 Dick Cheney's finest moment was telling Pat Leahy to fuck off on the Senate floor.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2025 05:52 PM (98kQX)

121 Crusader, it makes sense Maddow is there. Gonna need somebody with real muscles to be a pallbearer.
----

I lol'd!

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (TN0g+)

122 Was tempted to attend the funeral -- just to make sure.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (wBaIH)

123 Liz Cheney eulogizing herself at her father's funeral so fucking on brand.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (E0p3T)

124 Was anyone wearing a mask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (pkeXY)

125 I'll go spend 2 minutes in the penalty box, and will feel shame.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

If you are not in the box for a 5 minute major at least once a game, are you really even trying?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (cYBz/)

126 Crusader, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (Cl3L+)

127
Who is the fucktard between MaddCow and Coon Ass Skeletor?
Posted by: r hennigantx
-----------
John Edwards?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Kinda maybe could be that jackass special prosecutor jack smith.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (QVmho)

128 Put Defending the Constitution on his gravestone then, in stone maybe someone will believe it then.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (+qU29)

129 I didn't know that Eric Fartwell was invited and was sitting proximate to Liz.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 05:45 PM (9s47C)

I like him. He took my advice.

Go to Xinjiang Province and get to work fixing tractors.

Posted by: Mao at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (vwL3N)

130 "Kinda maybe could be that jackass special prosecutor jack smith.
Posted by: BifBewalski"

That's who I thought.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

131 So the clown judge who ordered the release, on pinky-swear bond, of some 600 illegals arrested in Chicago just had his order stayed.

If you don't recall, this was where the clown judge sided with the ACLU and their claims that the only reason to arrest people who are in this country illegally is because of racism.

It should also be noted that the clown judge crafted that remedy, the mass release, out of whole cloth. That is, it's not a remedy permitted under statute or caselaw.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 20, 2025 05:54 PM (HXT0k)

132 Who is the old guy in the blue jacket in the right hand corner of the picture? He looks like he belongs at a local school board meeting or some sort of art auction.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

133 Since when are invitations sent out for funerals?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

134 Cleanup at #37

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (vwL3N)

135 Jill, literally, had to lead Joe towards the pews and he looked dumbfounded on how to proceed once he reached the pews.

Posted by: EveR at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (Wxfe5)

136 I'm surprised Nick Funyons wasn't invited to do color commentary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (mlg/3)

137 > Since when are invitations sent out for funerals?

Pretty common for high profile decedents.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (Yp6az)

138 "... She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

------------

I can hear it now:

"~~Lamont~~ Pooter, you big Dummie!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (+mTgD)

139 "Invitation only," was what they said on Sirius XM. ALL RIGHTIE, THEN.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (YlWIZ)

140
Dick Cheney before he dicks you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 05:56 PM (xG4kz)

141 There is no such thing as a non political speech by a politician.

Posted by: Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994) at November 20, 2025 05:56 PM (vwL3N)

142 Harriet Hageman is as awesome as Liz is horrid. The State of Wyoming made a great step forward.

Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man at November 20, 2025 05:56 PM (oftw2)

143 > Jill, literally, had to lead Joe towards the pews and he looked dumbfounded on how to proceed once he reached the pews.

He was shocked they hadn't provided him with a preschooler to nuzzle.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 05:56 PM (Yp6az)

144 Did they let Denny Hastert out of jail so he could attend?

Shake hands with the Devil for me, Dick. See you soon.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (MZ+PY)

145
The D-List hive of scum & villainy, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (f6r1p)

146 Oh Lord there's a reptilian in the third row. And he's staring at the camera.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (kTd/k)

147 I see Pence is there, next to Kamala. His usual affable looking pleasant face.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

148 Dick Cheney’s funeral today in DC is essentially a holiday party for Treasonists

Joe Biden, Anthony Fauci, Kamala Harris, George Bush, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Adam Schiff, etc. etc.

Thank GOD President Trump and VP Vance aren’t there.

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"Dear God, if ever there was a time for a new smiting ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (+mTgD)

149
Jill, literally, had to lead Joe towards the pews and he looked dumbfounded on how to proceed once he reached the pews.
Posted by: EveR

• salute the Marine
• you shit in your pants

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (QVmho)

150
maddow?
Why would he be there?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (f6r1p)

151 MADDOW's FACE -- the Equivalent of Bernie's Mittens in the frozen Cold.

In a world where the Will of the People is preeminent and in everywhere, yet existant in NO ONE; History repeats itself, first as Tragedy, then as FARCE.
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-WhatPriceTheirVision

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (A+K4t)

152 Algore spotting!

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (TezPK)

153 found the image
tinyurl.com/y5wbwhda

Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

154 Joe B, directed by Jill to look at Dick in the casket.

Jill: "This is you soon!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (Cl3L+)

155 It should also be noted that the clown judge crafted that remedy, the mass release, out of whole cloth. That is, it's not a remedy permitted under statute or caselaw.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 20, 2025 05:54 PM (HXT0k)

That is the current state of the judiciary. They just make shit up as they go. I'm sure a certain amount of remuneration also makes the rounds. After all, those houses in the Hamptons aren't going to buy themselves, are they?

I think it is the Jumanji rule, instituted by the latest of the Supremes.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (6Bc88)

156 Afterwards, to honor Cheney, the attendees all received shotguns and went a huntin lawyers

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (cHwNm)

157
Too bad there isn't really a Brown note ray machine. To see all of these sacred cows collectively crap their pants all at once would be hillarious.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (IifOV)

158 Liz Cheney eulogizing herself at her father's funeral so fucking on brand.
Posted by: ... at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (E0p3T)

yeah she wore his career as a skinsuit her whole political life.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

159 I'm not a Pence hater like others here, but will acknowledge he has all the charisma of a mannequin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (Cl3L+)

160 134 Since when are invitations sent out for funerals?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

Since mine

Posted by: John McCain at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (vwL3N)

161 Picture Jepardy

The USA Would Be a Better Place

Alex, what if all these sinners, fornicators, liars, and politicians were in the live action version of Designated Survivor.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:59 PM (gbOdA)

162
Churches have always been sanctuaries against arrest by authorities. Maybe that's why they were there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2025 05:59 PM (L+01d)

163 158 Liz Cheney eulogizing herself at her father's funeral so fucking on brand.
Posted by: ... at November 20, 2025 05:53 PM (E0p3T)

yeah she wore his career as a skinsuit her whole political life.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

Skating by on her last name. A true nepo baby.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 05:59 PM (vwL3N)

164 "The masks are off." I don't know who said it first.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

And Fauci had to take off three of them!

Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (nhCoE)

165 No Obamas or Clintons at Cheney’s funeral service. Kamala and Jill have to sit next to each other. 😂

-----------

The Mooch, Hillary, Kommie-la, and Dr. Jill?

"I'll take 'The Four Whores of The Apocalypse' for $64 trillion, Alex!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (+mTgD)

166 The best part of this little gathering is that it represents the power players of the old swamp. And none of them have a seat in DC going forward. The future is either America First populism or socialism.

In a very real way this represents a huge draining of the swamp.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (viF8m)

167 Cleanup at #37
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM

Definitely.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

168 He was shocked they hadn't provided him with a preschooler to nuzzle.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 05:56 PM (Yp6az)

She is taking him for the Alter Boy scratch n sniff event later.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (gbOdA)

169 Would be great if the real Liz Cheney came out during the eulogy.

"Oh yes, the USA would be so much greater, if only the poors had enough smarts to shut up and just obey us..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (Cl3L+)

170
I was half expecting Foster Brooks to stumble up to the podium and give Dick Cheney the roast he deserves.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (IifOV)

171 I'm surprised Nick Funyons wasn't invited to do color commentary.

Only if the Nelson Mandela sign language interpreter, Thamsanqa Jantjie, is present to translate.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (xE0sV)

172 "You know what grandma loved? My 'Johnny Coldcuts' character. That and the Money for Anal Wonkette Skankathon. She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

Did Grandma ask for Mr Paul Anka's phone number?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

173
I'm not a Pence hater like others here, but will acknowledge he has all the charisma of a mannequin.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Incredibly punchable face, probably very familiar with the inside of a gym locker. His mom would tape a second set of lunch money to his abdomen so he could still get lunch after the other boys took his decoy lunch money.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (QVmho)

174 How did the Spam get past the HQ Security wall?

It's taken them like 5 years but they finally figured out the color of a green orange.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (3nLb4)

175 That has nothing to do with Dick Cheney. He is not known for "defending the Constitution over party loyalty." He is known -- to put it in a positive way -- for defending America no matter what the costs or which applecarts were overturned.
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Actually he is "known for" landing government contracts for Haliburton.

And shooting guys in the face with a shotgun "accidentally".

Tragic that I think this guy's funeral should still have been attended by people who appreciated him in life.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (krQz2)

176 Maddow's fans are suffering cognitive dissonance over this one.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM (rJ48h)

177 Between Biden, McConnell, and all the geriatrics in that group, who do you think bogarted the Handicap Parking Spot outside the church?

Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (dIske)

178
You know what's the most fucked up?

As I look at the attendees/ghouls, I realize that, for some of them, this "event" was their BEST OPPORTUNITY to be "relevant," again, for a brief moment. It was their foot-in-the-door for, maybe, to be "somebody" again.

For instance, carville & fauci.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (f6r1p)

179 167 Cleanup at #37
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 05:55 PM

Definitely.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2025 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

37 These Ghouls. How dare they preempt John McCain's funeral during its first 10 years.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (O7YUW)

I am not seeing the problem.

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

180 Swamp dregs , black masses gathered , the snake is buried.

Posted by: Kingsman at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (ehY6c)

181 Bif, no argument here.
I used to always call Pence the perfect 1978 model Republican.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (Cl3L+)

182 Surprised Maddow had time to attend, with her one day a week grueling "work" schedule.

Posted by: What a Racket! at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (oftw2)

183 It's taken them like 5 years but they finally figured out the color of a green orange.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2025 06:01 PM

*sniggers*

Posted by: Sonobi at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (Wnv9h)

184 All the demons get together and have cocktails.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (kTd/k)

185 Did y'all see a former aide to NJ congresscritter Jeff van Drew faked a hate crime against herself? She got someone to tie her up and write anti-Trump messages on her.

http://tiny.cc/7oev001

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (Yp6az)

186 37 These Ghouls. How dare they preempt John McCain's funeral during its first 10 years.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 20, 2025 05:40 PM (O7YUW)

I am not seeing the problem.
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

Me either...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

187 Since when are invitations sent out for funerals?

I got one but I resold it on stubhub.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (3nLb4)

188 Dick Cheney, HALLIBURTON DEVIL !

That's what I remember

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

189
Dan Quayle showed up because he had nothing better to do.

Was mitt romney there, too?
If not, wise choice, mitt.

Of all the funerals to attend, why would ANYONE want to be seen at dick cheney's?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:04 PM (f6r1p)

190 > She is taking him for the Alter Boy scratch n sniff event later.

It was the only way Jill was able to get Joe out of the house.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:04 PM (Yp6az)

191 OMG. Fauci and Bush and that Carville trash.

And the skunks shall lies down with the weasels.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 06:04 PM (mADJX)

192 >> Maddow's fans are suffering cognitive dissonance over this one.

It takes a while for the updated programming to get installed for the rank and file sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:04 PM (w6EFb)

193
Pence said this today when asked by a reporter about 2020:

Cheney said to me 'you did the right thing'

"People still come up to me and thank me for what I did"

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (IifOV)

194 I used to always call Pence the perfect 1978 model Republican.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:02 PM (Cl3L+)

No monocle and tophat

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (gbOdA)

195 Fauci showing up is kind of a tell right alongside Rachel Maddow.

Didn't she call Cheney Satan back during I ng the 00s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

196 Do you remember when Pete Hegseth was condemned as a ‘white supremacist’ due to his chest tattoo?

Today, at former Vice President Dick Cheney’s funeral, we learn that he must have been one, too. 😑

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"That Jerusalem Cross proves that those White Supremacist Nazis are controlled -- like the weather -- by the evil Jews! It's Mossad Agents all the way down ..."

/CandyO

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (+mTgD)

197 @156....the attendees all received shotguns and went a hunting lawyers.

You know, that could become a new sport in the country.

Posted by: Case at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (5Je/N)

198 Dick Cheney, HALLIBURTON DEVIL !

That's what I remember
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2025 06:03 PM (NtVYv)
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We're on the same page.

A lot of these people abused him until they could use him.

And I'm not that sympathetic myself. But a funeral should be about appreciating.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

199 Since when are invitations sent out for funerals?

I got one but I resold it on stubhub.
Posted by: Oddbob

Whatcha gonna buy with the five bucks?

Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (nhCoE)

200 No, Pence sucks.
Pence did what he felt he had to do on J6 so - whatever. I don't care about that. Honestly I agreed with him.
What Pence didn't have to do since then, but has done, was backbite Trump at every opportunity, and claim that the basic secretarial job he did was like raising the US flag on Iwo Jima. No, Mike; you're not that important.
There's also Pence's constant appeal to Christianity which he only does to shame Trump and his voters, not to support Christians or basic Noachide ideals like with the LGBT. Where was Pence 2021-24 when Christians needed him?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (gKWVE)

201 Does senile pervert Joe ponder his destiny at funerals?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (kTd/k)

202 170 I was half expecting Foster Brooks to stumble up to the podium and give Dick Cheney the roast he deserves. - Frank Barone

I laughed just at the thought of it!

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (mADJX)

203 4th row
dude on right
hitting the pint of old crow in his jacket.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (gbOdA)

204
They could have saved time, money, and travel time if they also held Mitch McConnells and Joe Bidens funeral service today.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (IifOV)

205 Surprising the Race Bannon thing does not get used much any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

206 You wants to be the husband or yous wants to be da wife?"

Si.

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (cGjQu)

207
It's taken them like 5 years but they finally figured out the color of a green orange.
Posted by: Oddbob
-----
*sniggers*
Posted by: Sonobi

Damn. Has it really been that long? Someone posted that the fartclam thread was Feb-2022 the other day. I lurve this place.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (QVmho)

208 Hey there, captive audiences! Let's give a warm welcome to Mr. Vice President Dick Cheney with this 1967 Motown classic:

https://tinyurl.com/5x2fmm8k

Stay tuned to 9th Circle Radio - Where The Hits Don't Stop, & The Ride Never Ends.

Posted by: Wacky Eternal Drivetime DJ at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (BI5O2)

209
It is interesting to see all the Rats assembled in the daylight, because Now We Know (we always knew) these people COLLUDE & CONSPIRE with each other.

This is them. Together. These are the shitbums on "our side" congregating in public with their Democrat confederates.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (f6r1p)

210 gKWVE, well stated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (Cl3L+)

211 >>You know what's the most fucked up?

> >I look at the attendees/ghouls, I realize that, for some of them, this "event" was their BEST OPPORTUNITY to be "relevant," again, for a brief moment. It was their foot-in-the-door for, maybe, to be "somebody" again.

>>For instance, carville & fauci.

After the anthrax attacks Bush gave Cheney the responsibility of reorganizing both the offensive and defensive groups working on bio-weapons to streamline the groups. He decided to combine the two and put them under the control of one person. That person was Anthony Fauci.

There's a reason Fauci was the highest paid civil servant in the government pulling down a salary even bigger than the President. That's why Fauci has been so protected.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 06:07 PM (viF8m)

212 Where was Pence 2021-24 when Christians needed him?
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (gKWVE)

Where was he 2016-2020? Trump was the one that supported the Pro-lifers, not Pence.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (8avO+)

213 Picture Jepardy

The USA Would Be a Better Place

Alex, what if all these sinners, fornicators, liars, and politicians were in the live action version of Designated Survivor.

Or the racial hate group church scene in the movie "Kingsman: The Secret Service"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (/TiS1)

214
Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

215 The seat behind Carville was symbolically left empty for Big Penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (vFG9F)

216
There's also Pence's constant appeal to Christianity which he only does to shame Trump and his voters, not to support Christians or basic Noachide ideals like with the LGBT. Where was Pence 2021-24 when Christians needed him?
Posted by: gKWVE

David French has entered the chat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (xG4kz)

217 Would be funny to have a thunder clap in there and watch the whole fucking lot think that they are going to be struck by lightning.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (gbOdA)

218 And I'm not that sympathetic myself. But a funeral should be about appreciating.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

Exactly.

History will have its turn soon enough.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (vwL3N)

219 Pence said this today when asked by a reporter about 2020:

Cheney said to me 'you did the right thing'

"People still come up to me and thank me for what I did"

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:05 PM (IifOV)

Coup, stolen election, and fedsurrection to justify the faulty count, while railroading a bunch of political prisoners is the right thing to these people.

Good riddance.

Consider yourselves lucky this time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (dK+Kv)

220 >> Maddow's fans are suffering cognitive dissonance over this one.

It takes a while for the updated programming to get installed for the rank and file sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:04 PM (w6EFb)

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"NPC firmware version 3,719,446.5092 is currently not available owing to a massive Cloudfare outage. Please be patient and try not to commit too many homicides in the meantime ... thank you for your support."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (+mTgD)

221 Here's the Motown classic I'd play at Dick's funeral.
(I'm sure most here can guess it correctly.)

https://youtu.be/dQHUAJTZqF0?si=JWv7ALIRtC-EwUGk

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (Cl3L+)

222 they also held Mitch McConnells and Joe Bidens funeral service today."

NOT during McCain funeral!

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (cGjQu)

223 If I met Pence on the street, I'd slug him. The worst kind of weasel. A rat. A skunk. Vermin.

Posted by: Not A Fan at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (oftw2)

224 Do you remember when Pete Hegseth was condemned as a ‘white supremacist’ due to his chest tattoo?
Today, at former Vice President Dick Cheney’s funeral, we learn that he must have been one, too. 😑
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Just an example--among many--how Dems play con games on people who aren't paying attention, shielded and abetted by the media.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

225 214
Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

Left the mortal coil two years before Cheney.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (vwL3N)

226
Please, Someone, compile a Graph showing the number of Troops Killed or Mamed under each President.

Cuck Bush will be numero uno.
obama will be #2
Trump will be near 0.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (f6r1p)

227 The Warcock is dead, long live the Warcock!

- Uniparty

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (f1kZG)

228 215 The seat behind Carville was symbolically left empty for Big Penguin.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (vFG9F)

________________________

Robert Reich is sitting there. You just can't see him.

Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (dIske)

229
Does senile pervert Joe ponder his destiny at funerals?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

If he's honest to himself and his sense of pride, he ponders whether or not his broken turd cutter will reliably keep the turds on the proper side of etiquette.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (QVmho)

230 226
Please, Someone, compile a Graph showing the number of Troops Killed or Mamed under each President.

Cuck Bush will be numero uno.
obama will be #2
Trump will be near 0.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (f6r1p)

I’m chopped liver I guess.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (vwL3N)

231 200 Where was Pence 2021-24 when Christians needed him? - gKWVE

T'was ever thus. When the fight gets hot, and every man (and woman) is needed on the front line, you can always find the GOPe guy back with the supply wagons, sipping lemonade in the shade, planning his next interview with some left-wing talking (air) head.

Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (mADJX)

232 How rude. My corpse is still warm.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (XQo4F)

233 83 Who is the fucktard between MaddCow and Coon Ass Skeletor?
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 05:46 PM (gbOdA)

Jack Smith, the fake special prosecutor?

Posted by: SciVo at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (VB5xp)

234 I can honestly say that I have no memory of Cheney ever mentioning the The Constitution.

Ah, perhaps when he was helping gaslight about Trump, perhaps.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (krQz2)

235 230 226
Please, Someone, compile a Graph showing the number of Troops Killed or Mamed under each President.

Cuck Bush will be numero uno.
obama will be #2
Trump will be near 0.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (f6r1p)

I’m chopped liver I guess.
Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (vwL3N)

Hi.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (vwL3N)

236
Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?
Posted by: Frank Barone

The guy passed some years ago. He was hounded to death by Dick "Dick" Cheney's punchline that "He'd have tasted like chicken" if "Dick" had actually offed him and cooked him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (xG4kz)

237 When I've spoken at funerals I've tended to focus on the actual deceased person. I didn't say, "You know what grandma loved? My 'Johnny Coldcuts' character. That and the Money for Anal Wonkette Skankathon. She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

-Ace

Dude. I love you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (W2Pud)

238 I can't believe they'd interrupt John McCain's funeral for Dick Cheney!

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (krQz2)

239 They should have done the eulogy for Cocaine Mitch at the same time. Two birds with one stone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (NtVYv)

240
Joe Biden is looking more and more like the creepy preacher from Poltergeist II every day.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (IifOV)

241 How rude. My corpse is still warm.
Posted by: Paul Wellstone"

Mine too...
/Vince Foster

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (cGjQu)

242 Here's a fun video chronicling MIT's Delta Kappa Epsilon 1982 prank they pulled for the Harvard Yale game, 43 years ago today.

http://tiny.cc/koev001

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (Yp6az)

243
You know those incessant "wounded vets" TV ads that appear every 5 minutes?

Yeah, that's all bush & obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:13 PM (f6r1p)

244 They could have saved time, money, and travel time if they also held Mitch McConnells and Joe Bidens funeral service today.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:06 PM (IifOV)

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Throw in a casket for Pelosi.

"You'll have to bury the casket to see what's in it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:13 PM (+mTgD)

245 234 I can honestly say that I have no memory of Cheney ever mentioning the The Constitution.

Ah, perhaps when he was helping gaslight about Trump, perhaps.
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:11 PM (krQz2)

Oaths?

Posted by: Co at November 20, 2025 06:13 PM (vwL3N)

246
I’m chopped liver I guess.
Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (vwL3N)

_______

Stand aside, Rubber Legs.

Posted by: 5-Dollar Abe at November 20, 2025 06:13 PM (NbQzl)

247 Damnit!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 20, 2025 06:13 PM (vwL3N)

248 214
Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

Nope
He could not see making there on time.
His chance at making the 1330 flight was shot.
He tried to PULL some strings with the gate agent.
But he will make the 21 gun salute.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:14 PM (gbOdA)

249 Damnit!!!"

Janet!

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:14 PM (cGjQu)

250 I question their professed sincerity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2025 06:14 PM (wVcYX)

251 It looks like they're shooting a sequel to They Live!.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 20, 2025 06:14 PM (pIfcn)

252
I'll say one thing for Joe Biden.

He serves as a great Memento Mori.

Every time I see him shambling about at one of these things, I think-

"Remember, naturalfake, one day you too shall die like Joe Biden,

and then become a zombie meandering aimlessly, brainlessly in walking death seeking ice cream and brains."

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2025 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

253
FDR? Stinkin' Lincoln?

Those were real wars.

bush & obama prosecuted bullshit "wars"

That's what I'm referring to, above.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (f6r1p)

254 then become a zombie meandering aimlessly, brainlessly in walking death seeking ice cream and brains."

And that corn pop dude

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (cGjQu)

255
Look at this crowd of dignitaries and ponder what carbon footprint they have left just to get there. Do you think they carpooled or "Jetpooled"?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (IifOV)

256 His middle name was Bruce...was he Australian or Gay?

Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (rel5y)

257 From war criminal to defender of democracy in less than 10 years.

Incredible.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (/AUU2)

258 Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)
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Shot in the face
And you're to blame
Cheney, you give Pubs a bad name!

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (krQz2)

259 When Pelosi is about to die, she'll insist on taking all her money with her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (Cl3L+)

260 238 I can't believe they'd interrupt John McCain's funeral for Dick Cheney!
Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:12 PM (krQz2)

suspended play

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:16 PM (gbOdA)

261 bush & obama prosecuted bullshit "wars"

/LBJ whimpers

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:16 PM (cGjQu)

262 Joey Auto-Pen was supposed to be in our faces right after he left office like Barky did.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 06:16 PM (+qU29)

263
His middle name was Bruce...was he Australian or Gay?
Posted by: mishdog

I'm right fuckin' here, ya know.
- rick springfield

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:16 PM (QVmho)

264 middle name was Bruce...was he Australian or Gay?"

Si

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:17 PM (cGjQu)

265 Baby oil? Too soon?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 06:17 PM (YlWIZ)

266 His middle name was Bruce...was he Australian or Gay?
Posted by: mishdog

I'm right fuckin' here, ya know.
- rick springfield
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:16 PM (QVmho)
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Is that why she called him "Bruce"?

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:17 PM (krQz2)

267 Shot in the face
And you're to blame
Cheney, you give Pubs a bad name!

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:17 PM (IifOV)

268
There are about 300 "Jeffrey Epsteins" that show up in public records databases. Funny, that seemed maybe a bit low (it depends on how common the name is, of course) to me, but that's apparently about right.

Sucks to be them, indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (w6EFb)

269
TV legend has it...

in the 70's, NBC decided to change Bruce Banner's name to "David"* because NBC Execs thought "Bruce" was too associated with homos at that time.

*his name in the tv show was then David Bruce Banner

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (f6r1p)

270 When Pelosi is buried with her Big Gavel, Paul will have the only hammer in the house.

Posted by: Naked 2AM Hammer Time at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (oftw2)

271 Show of hands: Humter's laptop was real? Thats what I thought.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (YlWIZ)

272 Does senile pervert Joe ponder his destiny at funerals?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

------------

So many hands to shake of invisible dead people he sees ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (+mTgD)

273 RIP Dick. I'm sorry that my original thoughts on your worth as a politician were wrong. Happy that your daughter is out of politics. Trying to be nice.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (2NHgQ)

274 There are about 300 "Jeffrey Epsteins"

Spartans?

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (cGjQu)

275 Please, Someone, compile a Graph showing the number of Troops Killed or Mamed under each President.

Cuck Bush will be numero uno.
obama will be #2
Trump will be near 0.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:09 PM (f6r1p)

I’m chopped liver I guess.
Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at November 20, 2025 06:10 PM (vwL3N)

Hi.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln
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*somberly nods* yes, the war of Northern Aggression.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

276
"So who here at this funeral have I NOT pardoned?"

Posted by: Joe Biden, 2 scoops in a waffle cone yet I still need a spoon at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (IifOV)

277 This is about me ain't it?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (Cl3L+)

278
More stupid TV legend...

Another dumb name change by TV execs was to change the last name of The Greatest American Hero main character after President Reagan was shot by John Hinkley.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (f6r1p)

279 The one time I was in the same room as Dick Cheney I was pretty mad about it. He flew into Norfolk to give a GWOT speech on the Kearsarge 6 July 2006. I was on the Nassau. We had to go to help fill out the crowd for the photo op. That's not the bad part. To get us there, they made us get underway from *Ft. Lauderdale* two days early, on the 4th.

Now you see why I was pissed.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (gUs21)

280 This is about me ain't it?"

No.

Posted by: man at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (cGjQu)

281 270 When Pelosi is buried with her Big Gavel, Paul will have the only hammer in the house.
Posted by: Naked 2AM Hammer Time at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (oftw2)

Wonder when the Stabbin Cabin will be installed in the backyard to house the homeless?

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (gbOdA)

282 off sock

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (Cl3L+)

283 Show of hands:

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (YlWIZ)
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This is a bunny.
And here's a wolf.
This is an eagle.
...

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

284 There are about 300 "Jeffrey Epsteins" that show up in public records databases. Funny, that seemed maybe a bit low (it depends on how common the name is, of course) to me, but that's apparently about right.

Sucks to be them, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (

In Seinfeld Elaine dated a guy named Joel Rifkin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (MGB5H)

285 When Pelosi is about to die, she'll insist on taking all her money with her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (Cl3L+)

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She'll be buried in her refrigerator -- with her expensive gourmet ice creams.

She thinks it'll keep her cool amidst all the flames around her ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:20 PM (+mTgD)

286 Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?

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Nah, but I'm here for the after-funeral party, along with the all the bastards evil enough for their organs to be successfully transplanted into Dick Cheney over the years.

We've been waiting a long time to see him. Every second feels like forever, in fact.

Posted by: The Dead Influence-Peddling Attorney He Shot in the Face at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

287
Welcome Dick. It's a dry heat.

Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (IifOV)

288 Wonkette Skankathon. Really bringing out the golden oldies lately Ace. Pretty soon the Guys will Get Shirts.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (gUs21)

289
RIP Dick. I'm sorry that my original thoughts on your worth as a politician were wrong. Happy that your daughter is out of politics. Trying to be nice.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

You're a much better person than I. Respect.

I am unwilling to make the effort, given my background and his impact on it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (QVmho)

290 You'd punch Pence's in the face? Which one?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (wBaIH)

291 This is about me ain't it?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (Cl3L+)
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You're the boss.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

292 276
"So who here at this funeral have I NOT pardoned?"

Posted by: Joe Biden, 2 scoops in a waffle cone yet I still need a spoon at November 20, 2025 06:19 PM (IifOV)

The Blessing of the Masters

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (gbOdA)

293 Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

294 259 When Pelosi is about to die, she'll insist on taking all her money with her.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:15 PM (Cl3L+)

They'll shove her in that fancy freezer with all that ice cream and keep right on living the good life.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 20, 2025 06:22 PM (MZ+PY)

295 "*somberly nods* yes, the war of Northern Aggression."

*ahem*

The Most Recent Unpleasantness.

Posted by: We gonna do this again? at November 20, 2025 06:22 PM (XQo4F)

296 ShainS, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:22 PM (Cl3L+)

297 Wonkette Skankathon. Really bringing out the golden oldies lately Ace. Pretty soon the Guys will Get Shirts.
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Any of you who haven't read the THREE Margaret Cho articles--you should! They are absolute gold!

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

298 293 Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

Told wetback jokes on a trip to Mexico

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:23 PM (gbOdA)

299 RIP Dick. I'm sorry that my original thoughts on your worth as a politician were wrong. Happy that your daughter is out of politics. Trying to be nice.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2025 06:18 PM (2NHgQ)

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There's no trying in Hordeball!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:23 PM (+mTgD)

300 we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

Got drunk and made a scene on some Congress critter trip.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:23 PM (MGB5H)

301 There damn well better be an open bar after all of this shit.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 20, 2025 06:23 PM (XQo4F)

302 >> Did the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face come to the funeral?

He's dead, Jim, predeceased Dick, dying in 2023.

Daily Mail had something the other day about his daughter, who is sort of bitter about the whole thing, the Cheneys behavior about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

303 Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

Well, figure it does not have anything to do with depth perception.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

304 That picture reminds me of Brezhnev’ funeral.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (RmLkT)

305 Noo ! I like Edward Norton
Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2025 05:39 PM (VE6XX)

Boo. I can't stand him. I call him the 'Suck Hulk'. He was a worse Hulk than Mark Ruffalo and Ruffalo was garbage. My favorite part of his entire career was Mark Wahlberg punching him in the face in 'The Italian Job' from 2003.

Posted by: Nelly at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (PuUEx)

306
Compare this crowd to who will be at Trumps funeral someday.

WWE, Boxers, MMA fighters, Union workers, ect.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (IifOV)

307 Crenshaw was caught necking with Pete Davidson in Cancun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (Cl3L+)

308 Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

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Hookers and Blow?

/Maybe Hunter tagged along ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (+mTgD)

309 Rachel Maddow?

RACHEL MADDOW/?

What the hell is a second-rate two-bit anti-Republican partisan hack pseudo-journalist doing there?

I mean, sure, it'd make sense to invite Winky the Clown and the girl who holds up the placards between Rounds 2 and 3 at regional professional wrestling matches. I mean, those are legitimate media figures.

But RacheL fuckin' MADDOW?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (oraVG)

310 304 That picture reminds me of Brezhnev’ funeral.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (RmLkT)

maybe they will take 20 or 30 people put them in white coats and kill them on the front lawn

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (gbOdA)

311 How many people would not have been killed if Cheney did not disband the Iraqi army?

Posted by: Avi at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (ieodf)

312 Have you ever seen so many ugly, decrepit people in one photo. It’s like The Adam’s Family reunion.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (RmLkT)

313 I believe old one eyed Crenshaw laughed at an off color joke while in his cups and made a woman uncomfortable. 3 months off from flying, what an asinine punishment.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (2NHgQ)

314 Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:21 PM (Yp6az)

Well, figure it does not have anything to do with depth perception.
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I heard the trouble when a poker game of 1-eyed jacks went wrong.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

315 >> Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?

The most details I've seen so far are that some Mexican official made a "very crude remark" about women that some female staffer (Congressional, I think) was mortified about, and Crenshaw said, "I'll drink to that" and made a toast.

No mention of what the crude remark was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (w6EFb)

316 My guess
Lincoln
FDR
Wilson or Johnson
Then it's starting to dwindle with short wars

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (+qU29)

317 307 Crenshaw was caught necking with Pete Davidson in Cancun.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (Cl3L+)

BDE is real

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (gbOdA)

318
Did we ever find out what Crenshaw did to be banned from official GOP travel for three months?
Posted by: bonhomme
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Well, figure it does not have anything to do with depth perception.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Ok, i LoL-ed. That's funneh.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (QVmho)

319 Affterward, they all retired to the Skull & Bones Underage Girl Rape Orgy, with canapes and cocktails.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (oraVG)

320 I see George W. bush finally changed into Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (RmLkT)

321 But RacheL fuckin' MADDOW?
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:25 PM (oraVG)

That is probably why they invited her. Better someone who said the guy drank rhe blood of Iraqi babies and another guy who actually tortured puppies than Trump or Vance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

322 Shame. I admired the guy at one time.

Posted by: javems at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (8I4hW)

323 Damn, I so wish we had an edit function--I screwed up the punchline, such as it was.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

324 @RpsAgainstTrump . 7h

Former Presidents Joe Biden and George W. Bush arrived at Dick Cheney’s funeral. Donald Trump and JD Vance weren’t invited.
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Good. Now the separation is clear. They are not part of us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (743lG)

325 Compare this crowd to who will be at Trumps funeral someday.

WWE, Boxers, MMA fighters, Union workers, ect.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (IifOV)

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Has there ever been a crowd of over one million Americans who descended upon a funeral?

Imagine Charlie Kirk's Memorial Service on steroids ... I plan to be there -- and I hope to God it isn't for another two or three decades.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (+mTgD)

326 WWE, Boxers, MMA fighters, Union workers, ect.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (IifOV)

I hope it is more like Jackson inauguration
with barrels of whiskey people drinking passing out waking up to do it again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA)

327 > Got drunk and made a scene on some Congress critter trip.

Well, yeah. But I assume that's SOP for a critter. Nancy Pelosi gets blasted and goes on national television. What kind of extraordinary scene did he create?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (Yp6az)

328 BTW why do I want to throw a bunch of bananas at George W Bush?

Posted by: Vengeance at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (RmLkT)

329 Compare this crowd to who will be at Trumps funeral someday.

WWE, Boxers, MMA fighters, Union workers, ect.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (IifOV)

That's all well and good, but none of it matters more than the procession of tormented Democrat officials dragging their chains down the length of the Beltway during Barron's subsequent coronation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (BI5O2)

330 Boo. I can't stand him. I call him the 'Suck Hulk'. He was a worse Hulk than Mark Ruffalo and Ruffalo was garbage. My favorite part of his entire career was Mark Wahlberg punching him in the face in 'The Italian Job' from 2003.
Posted by: Nelly at November 20, 2025 06:24 PM (PuUEx)

I liked him in Keeping the Faith. And that one where he was the Barney knock off...was that a comedy?

Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (rel5y)

331 BDE is real
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:26 PM (gbOdA)

Probably not the biggest he's inhaled. Without 3d he just has to keep going until he hits pubes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

332 liked him in Keeping the Faith. And that one where he was the Barney knock off...was that a comedy?
Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:28 PM

Death to smoochie. Hilarious.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:29 PM (MGB5H)

333 Affterward, they all retired to the Skull & Bones Underage Girl Rape Orgy, with canapes and cocktails.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2025 06:27 PM (oraVG)

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They should update the name to "The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Skull & Bones Underage Girl Rape Orgy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 20, 2025 06:29 PM (+mTgD)

334 "But RacheL fuckin' MADDOW?
Posted by: zombie"

There is no better illustration of DC's inbred polymorphic perversity than the one presented by that picture.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

335
All Our DC Betters are so concerned with Their Legacy(TM).

Do most of them have one...Really? A Legacy people talk and think about?

Look at Dick Cheney. Even his fucking pear-shaped, lesbian-adjacent daughter couldn't be bothered to speak of his accomplishments in life.

I mean, I'll give the guy credit for having the Guinness World Record for heart transplants- 653, all stolen from the chests of Bolivian orphans while still beating.

But, that's about it

Cheney's legacy for most of us is that we were never close enough to him to get shot in the face.

Rest in peace Chesmo!*

*His friends called him Chesmo.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2025 06:29 PM (iJfKG)

336 All of the old elites dislike Trump. That's one of his best features.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 20, 2025 06:30 PM (EyfuW)

337 Actually just looked it up
Civil War
WWII
WW1
Vietnam
Korea
Mexican American
Iraq
Spanish American
Afghanistan

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 06:30 PM (+qU29)

338 I see the Chinese operative brought her ward, McConnell, along.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 20, 2025 06:30 PM (743lG)

339
Why is Dr Fauci not wearing a mask?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:31 PM (IifOV)

340 Death to smoochie. Hilarious.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:29 PM (MGB5H)

Yes! And that began my introduction to methadone. But only in that I had never heard of it before. The whole concept of methadone clinics still seems weird to me.

Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (rel5y)

341
Okay, local weather is done. Time to put something wholesome on.

Ewetoob. C&C Equipment. Got another hugemongus dead John Deere bulldozer that's broken.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (QVmho)

342
When I've spoken at funerals I've tended to focus on the actual deceased person. I didn't say, "You know what grandma loved? My 'Johnny Coldcuts' character. That and the Money for Anal Wonkette Skankathon. She quilted me a blanket with 'pooter' written on it."

You know you're OG Horde when you remember the original Johnny Coldcuts and Wonkette posts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (y9nCu)

343
Jeb's son was being groomed in Texas to carry on the brand but lost a primary or election and I think is out of the racket now.

You might think Pence and these traitors are also history but never overestimate the voting public.

Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (Y8DZL)

344 Why is Dr Fauci not wearing a mask?
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Or concrete galoshes.

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (TN0g+)

345 334 "But RacheL fuckin' MADDOW?
Posted by: zombie"

She owes the Bush/Cheney administration. She built a whole career off of screeching about them.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:33 PM (IifOV)

346
Heh. Aftyn Behn, D. AWFL running in the special election for Tennessee's 7th congressional district, was caught on tape describing what she really thinks of Nashville and her would be constituents there:

https://is.gd/fZea6X

Aftyn, what kind of name is that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2025 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

347 You might think Pence and these traitors are also history but never overestimate the voting public.
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True, some cabal of shadowy creatures installed a brain-dead version of Joe Biden as President.

Posted by: Crusader at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

348 Why is Dr Fauci not wearing a mask?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:31 PM (IifOV)

the undead do not fear viruses.

Like Som the Dead

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)

349 Saw a guy and female passenger following me a bit and guy had a mask on on way home

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (+qU29)

350 The whole concept of methadone clinics still seems weird to me.
Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (rel5y)

What, to become addicted to a different drug intentionally that is just as dangerous as the one you are trying to kick but has the added benefit of not being pleasurable?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

351 339
Why is Dr Fauci not wearing a mask?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:31 PM (IifOV)

You misspelled iron maiden.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

352 The whole concept of methadone clinics still seems weird to me.
Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:32 PM (rel5

The reality of them is definitely weird. It's an eclectic crowd.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2025 06:35 PM (BI5O2)

353 >>That is probably why they invited her. Better someone who said the guy drank rhe blood of Iraqi babies and another guy who actually tortured puppies than Trump or Vance.

I think she was there to support her pal Liz Cheney. Liz became a leftist folk hero during the J6 Committee.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 06:35 PM (viF8m)

354 Why is Dr Fauci not wearing a mask?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 20, 2025 06:31 PM (IifOV)

You misspelled iron maiden.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Basket of starving rats.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 20, 2025 06:36 PM (0aYVJ)

355 eeing them all together at Dick Cheney’s funeral made me remember this.

Anyone else still want to know what was in those envelopes?
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I'd forgotten about that. Surprise!

https://tinyurl.com/3ke3k94v

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 20, 2025 06:36 PM (743lG)

356 You misspelled iron maiden.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Look up scaphism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

357 I think she was there to support her pal Liz Cheney. Liz became a leftist folk hero during the J6 Committee.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2025 06:35 PM (viF8m)

I don't think Rachel's twig arms can support Liz.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2025 06:36 PM (MGB5H)

358 Boy, if that isn't a bunch of sad sacks.

I feel like a spring chicken when I look at that photo.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2025 06:37 PM (79pEw)

359 Breaking news: they just allowed Katie Porter into the Cheney funeral.

Katie was barred at the door, but then threatened that she'd huff and she'd puff... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:37 PM (Cl3L+)

360 Inviting Madcow is another way for Liz to give the finger to PDT.

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

361 If I was Czar, Fauci would be forced to wear a iron mask never remove it or die

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2025 06:38 PM (+qU29)

362 Is the McCain funeral ffnally over?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 20, 2025 06:38 PM (5BUO5)

363
Just a note about the last thread. Somalis may be low-IQ people, but they outsmarted Tim Walz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2025 06:38 PM (L+01d)

364 Tee hee. I'm not in jail.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at November 20, 2025 06:39 PM (XQo4F)

365 You misspelled iron maiden.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Look up scaphism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

I'm flexible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 20, 2025 06:39 PM (dK+Kv)

366 Also, Chris Christie is at the Cheney funeral.
Easy to spot. He's the one eating Burger King.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2025 06:39 PM (Cl3L+)

367 Is the McCain funeral ffnally over?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 20, 2025 06:38 PM (5BUO5)
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Nope, the Cheneys are just "playing through".

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

368 Nood. Conway. And nkt either of the good ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

369 363 Outsmarting Tim Walz? One step below hitting rocks together to make stabby things.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 20, 2025 06:41 PM (IsJ5o)

370
A good chunk of the Civil War death toll was from not just infections from wounds but also communicable germ.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2025 06:41 PM (L+01d)

371 The first-ever Miss Palestine contestant in the Miss Universe pageant married the son of Hamas’ most-wanted prisoner, Marwan Barghouti, and even named a child after him.

Well duh!

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 20, 2025 06:42 PM (gbOdA)

372 Half of these people despise the other half, and almost all of them despised Cheney.

What is telling is not that they showed up, but that his daughter invited people who defamed and lied about her father for his entire life. And never apologized for it.

People who treated my father like shit when he was alive were expressly not invited to his funeral when he died. It would be obscene.

It's all about her. Having these people show up elevates HER.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 20, 2025 06:42 PM (gDhA9)

373
Been to plenty of funerals where the eulogists made it all about them.

Amazing to see how unconscious narcissism displays itself.

Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (Y8DZL)

374 stay classy Liz Cheney. Sheesh.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 20, 2025 06:43 PM (gDhA9)

375 I see a lot of people who better have Daniel Webster on retainer.

I also see a lot of people who should be shipped off to the eastern front in Ukraine. They weren’t shy about sending Americans to fight in the perpetual wars they profited from.

I also remember many of these same toe-rags hijacking plenty of funerals in the run up to 2016.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (ME4A9)

376 368 Nood. Conway. And nkt either of the good ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

I don't want to see Dorf on Nudity.

Posted by: mishdog at November 20, 2025 06:46 PM (rel5y)

377 has notified the Colombian Air Force that they will temporarily be unable to perform or supply technical support to the helicopter used by Colombian President Gustavo Petro due to his recent inclusion on the Clinton List by the US Treasury. The company stated in a letter to the Colombian Airforce that this does not mean that their compliance with US Law will change their agreement to provide technical support to the Colombian Air force fleet

in response, President Petro has stated that the Colombian state was not sanctioned, and said that he was thinking of selling his helicopter since he didn't really need it. Petero also declared that the Italian company has offended the Country of Colombia in its decision and calls upon the Italian state to investigate this action, if they confuse me with the state then all the Italian companies contracted with Colombia should withdraw

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2025 06:58 PM (rbvCR)

378 >>Ewetoob. C&C Equipment. Got another hugemongus dead John Deere bulldozer that's broken.

Woah -- thanks for the tip -- gotta go!!

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