Joy Reid: I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms

As background, Joy Reid previously admitted that she was "homophobic," stating that she would "cringe" at the sight of two men kissing, and asserted that most people would, too.

No lies detected.

But here's the lie: As a black leftist, she's allowed to say that, because blacks aren't down with everything gay like white leftists are.

But she got hired by MSNBC, the whitest and leftist of all white leftist organizations.

And when her blog got a fresh look, and her long history of (admitted) "homophobia" and derogatory cracks about then-Republican Charlie Crist being gay-- again, no lies detected -- she began claiming that her blog had been #Hacked, with unknown parties, possibly Russian, inserting homophobic material into her old and little-read blog, just to embarrass her in the future.

This lie was always ludicrous -- she never reported this very serious foreign #Hacking operation to the FBI, for example, because it's a crime to file a false criminal complaint -- so she has come up with a new way to talk about it. She no longer actually says she didn't write these posts, she just implies it, without reviving the ludicrous lie explicitly. Black Conservative Perspective clips this appearance on Piers Morgan in which Joy Reid -- or, as some call her, "Racial Maddow" -- insinuates that she didn't write the post, but admits she's "responsible" for whatever is "on that website." In other words, she didn't write this stuff, but she has so much integrity that she will take "responsibility" for the material that Russian #Hackers planted on her website. She's so full of integrity she'll take some blame for not having detected the #Hacking sooner.

Isn't that big of xer?

But now Racial Maddow is no longer employed by a White Leftist organization and can now go back to being a Black Leftist Commentator, and, get this, it turns out her views now more closely align with those that Russian #Hackers planted on her blog.

She now thinks it's alarming for women to see a penis in their sex-segregated places.

BREAKING: Joy Reid says if she saw a p*nis in the women’s locker room she would freak out

But I was told this is far-right, bigoted, hateful, extremism! pic.twitter.com/QAantE8pwW
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 19, 2025

I guess those Russian #Hackers were not only so capable that they could insert completely-undetectable and untraceable edits into Racial Maddow's old and unread blog, but they were also Psychic, because they could see a future in which the totally-supportive-of-gays Reid would one day change her views to more closely resemble the #Hacked edits.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 19, 2025 01:16 PM (NcvvS)

2 "Yeah, but what about a Lady Penis?"
-David French, holier than thou

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Wait where is this lady penis we are talking about? As a noted jurist once said, you have to see it to know if it is pornographic.

And this better not be some stupid hypothetical!

Posted by: David French at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

5 She's Ivy League, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (Wg6v7)

6 Her blog wasn't hacked in 2007. It was AI.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (RTkRD)

7 Gotta hand it to those Russian #Hackers, they really have skillz.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (NcvvS)

8 You mean he doesn't when he looks down?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (uHg/7)

9 But here's the lie: As a black leftist, she's allowed to say that, because blacks aren't down with everything gay like white leftists are.

I always get Joy Reid and Joy Behar mixed up. So I was super confused for a second.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

10 Penis sees Joy Reid, it punches the owner in the stomach from the inside as punishment for exposing it to such horrors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Has Joy Reid ever been in a ladies' locker room?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

12 Uh, no! Joy Reid's personal blog was *air quotes*hacked - and the *air quotes* hacker wrote those homophobic post.
Srsly, you guys, this TOTALLY happened frfr!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 01:19 PM (GbwPZ)

13 2005: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?

2025: Uh, of course anywhere we I might have said I don't love watching gay dudes make out must have been a Russian hack. Uh who else would say that amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

14 Joy Reid: I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms

Tough shit, beyotch. You voted for it. Enjoy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:19 PM (0E0In)

15 Poor little bastard tucked itself.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2025 01:20 PM (JwNbV)

16 It is amusing you can get put on the sex offender registry as a guy for pissing in an alley, but whipping it out in a women's locker room is a-ok.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

17 The real news is that Racial Maddow (funny ace!) admitted upfront that she’s alarmed when she sees “dangling boobies”….. IOW Nancy Pelosi alarms her??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 19, 2025 01:20 PM (YobFY)

18 Pfffft! She has a high tolerance for annoying things.

Posted by: Home fire detector beeping from low battery at November 19, 2025 01:21 PM (GbwPZ)

19 Little known fact: Joy's middle name is Can't.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 19, 2025 01:22 PM (ZhbJc)

20 Most websites, blogs, social media accounts, have security logs showing activity.

Should she have been hacked, it would likely be relatively easy to determine whether that was true or not.

Most times, if a hacker gains access to an account, it's via the name and password. If they gain access, it's likely they change the password so the owner can't quickly log in and change / delete the hackers message. This, too, would be logged.

Seems there's never any evidence of a hacking when such nefarious doings happen to leftists accounts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Ah, but the joke's on her as she's never been in the locker room!

Posted by: Joy Reid's Gym Membership at November 19, 2025 01:22 PM (DAkOu)

22 It is amusing you can get put on the sex offender registry as a guy for pissing in an alley, but whipping it out in a women's locker room is a-ok.
Posted by: 18-1

Only pull it out to pee in a woman's locker room.

The more you know.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:23 PM (0E0In)

23 Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 01:23 PM (GUOwU)

24 Seeing a penis is the least of Joy(less) Reid's problems.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (NwnyJ)

25 I find myself vomiting in my mouth at the thought, but Reid is correct that most people would "cringe" at the sight of two men kissing, and that women will freak out seeing dangling dicks in their locker room.

So how did we get there? It's incredible (and depressing) the power that homos have over American politics and culture that they were able to take over mainstream politics and culture so fast.

It's like every faggot is really an alien with a mind-control device in their dicks that they wave around and control people.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

26 Pfffft! She has a high tolerance for annoying things.
Posted by: Home fire detector beeping from low battery

She is a high annoying thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (0E0In)

27
She's Ivy League, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Poison ivy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (pkeXY)

28
Catty girl locker room talk.

In junior high the mean girls let on to the guys which girl was stuffing her bra.

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Y8DZL)

29 You'd think she'd be used to looking at herself in the mirror.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (gZfzO)

30 Funny. She attempts to cover her statement by immediately saying "Same if I saw a woman with her dangling boobies."

WTF kind of geriatric locker rooms you frequenting, bish?

I've seen the women that come through the doors of fitness centers. Most of the time, their boobs ain't 'danglin.'

The left lies and gaslights. It's ALL THEY HAVE.

It's truly unfortunate that a majority of Americans are too stupid to notice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

31 I always assumed Reid was a lesbian...

Is she? maybe that would also explain her fear of the pene.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (7dvAW)

32 So how did we get there?

24-7 FNM drum beats about tolerance

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

33 I find myself vomiting in my mouth at the thought, but Reid is correct that most people would "cringe" at the sight of two men kissing, and that women will freak out seeing dangling dicks in their locker room.

So how did we get there?

By the very same women saying it's ok h8er.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (0E0In)

34 Eek! A penis!

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

35 As everything in life, it's all about context. At the right time and place she may in fact be thrilled to see a penis.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM (q177U)

36 See, this is why there should be no deplatforming.
This, and Michelle Obama's podcast and recent interviews: they tell you exactly who they are.

If she wants to announce she'd be shocked by a wang in the locker room, please do. Yeah, we'll call you a hypocrite, but it's a clearer image of who she is. No more spin or scolding.

We see you -- the real you!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM (GbwPZ)

37
Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.
Posted by: Ripley

I believe libs think of them as little children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM (pkeXY)

38 As everything in life, it's all about context. At the right time and place she may in fact be thrilled to see a penis.

Men are usually ok with surprise boobs but women are usually not ok with surprise penis be it ladypeen or not...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

39 Joy Reid: I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms

__________________________________

It depends. Is the penis just walking around? Or, is it just sitting there on the bench. Because, I think my first inclination would be to take it to the Lost & Found. Surly, who ever misplaced their penis is going to realize it eventually.

I mean, who hasn't misplaced their penis at one time or another? And, then you sober up and realize you misplaced your penis, thus trying to remember just what might have happened the night before. Usually, there is no dismemberment involved, and you realized you only misplaced in that rather obese young lady testing the tensile strength of your bed.

Posted by: That guy at November 19, 2025 01:27 PM (dIske)

40 I can't believe I agree with Joy. I don't want her seeing my penis, in a women's locker room or anywhere else

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 19, 2025 01:27 PM (bfwj/)

41 Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.
Posted by: Ripley

I believe libs think of them as little children.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Who aren't smart enough to get an ID.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:27 PM (0E0In)

42 women are usually not ok with surprise penis be it ladypeen or not...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)
_________

"Fuck off, Hater!"

-- Bill Clinton

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

43 It depends. Is the penis just walking around? Or, is it just sitting there on the bench. Because, I think my first inclination would be to take it to the Lost & Found. Surly, who ever misplaced their penis is going to realize it eventually.

It probably fell out of the wife's purse.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (0E0In)

44 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

45 Joy Reid: I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms

...or in my bedroom!

Posted by: Joy Reid at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (mexfo)

46 Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 01:23 PM (GUOwU)

And Jews (for now) are allowed to think the earth is 6000 years old without getting called schmucks or schmendricks.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (RTkRD)

47
It depends. Is the penis just walking around? Or, is it just sitting there on the bench. Because, I think my first inclination would be to take it to the Lost & Found. Surly, who ever misplaced their penis is going to realize it eventually.

I mean, who hasn't misplaced their penis at one time or another? And, then you sober up and realize you misplaced your penis, thus trying to remember just what might have happened the night before. Usually, there is no dismemberment involved, and you realized you only misplaced in that rather obese young lady testing the tensile strength of your bed.
Posted by: That guy at November 19, 2025 01:27 PM (dIske)

So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

48 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

HEY!!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

49
I guess those Russian #Hackers were not only so capable that they could insert completely-undetectable and untraceable edits into Racial Maddow's old and unread blog

You deserve a keel-hauling for use of the term "insert" in the same sentence referring to Joy Reid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (y9nCu)

50 It depends. Is the penis just walking around? Or, is it just sitting there on the bench. Because, I think my first inclination would be to take it to the Lost & Found. Surly, who ever misplaced their penis is going to realize it eventually.

Or you could go down to Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street

Posted by: King Missile at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

51 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
......

or was growing on the back of a mouse?

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2025 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

52 I mean, who hasn't misplaced their penis at one time or another? And, then you sober up and realize you misplaced your penis, thus trying to remember just what might have happened the night before. Usually, there is no dismemberment involved, and you realized you only misplaced in that rather obese young lady testing the tensile strength of your bed.
Posted by: That guy at November 19, 2025 01:27 PM (dIske)
---
*nods*

The story of my life.

Posted by: King Missile at November 19, 2025 01:30 PM (IBQGV)

53 Humans have been around longer than that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 19, 2025 01:30 PM (1HZta)

54

Tough shit, beyotch. You voted for it. Enjoy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:19 PM (0E0In)

Well, there IS that, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

55
So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

It's easier to get a penis than to get a book.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (pkeXY)

56 I'm a dude and I don't want to see dangling dicks in the men's locker room. Keep that shit private to the extent possible. I never understood all these guys sauntering around with their dicks flopping around like it was a gay cruising area (was it?). I don't want to see your dick. I don't want to show you mine.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

57 You know who else had a blog stealth edited by Russian hackers and whose consciousness was mind hacked by Russian hackers to conform to the stealth blog edits?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (dK+Kv)

58 I kinda think Joy Reid finds penises alarming in general.

Like if she saw one on a National Geographic documentary she'd bristle with alarm.

In fairness, I do believe the feeling is mutual, that penises are equally alarmed at the sight of Joy Reid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (V9cMX)

59 Common sense penis control.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 19, 2025 01:32 PM (1HZta)

60 >>Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.

Yes. Black athlete praises God, it's cool. Tim Tebow? Outrage.

But there is a limit. During the Obama admin (iirc), a group of black pastors tried, unsuccessfully, to have the Smithsonian remove a bust of Margaret Sanger from a civil rights exhibit. No go. Also, no press. Only a Christian paper covered the story of their many attempts and protest outside the museum.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 01:32 PM (GbwPZ)

61 It's easier to get a penis than to get a book.

You look kind of cute. I'll hook you up

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at November 19, 2025 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

62 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

What if it just smelled like a lemon?

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 19, 2025 01:33 PM (RTkRD)

63 What about a woman's penis?

Posted by: I gotta ask at November 19, 2025 01:33 PM (YbBUz)

64 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

College campus on a weekend?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:33 PM (0E0In)

65 Only way Joy Reid sees an erect penis is if she sneaks up on it.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:34 PM (rO4EG)

66 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

What if it just smelled like a lemon?
Posted by: Don Lemon

More like last night's dinner, huh, Don?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:34 PM (0E0In)

67 >>The story of my life.
Posted by: King Missile

De-tach-able pe-nisss
DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

Posted by: e= at November 19, 2025 01:34 PM (GbwPZ)

68 When in doubt, I whip it out.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at November 19, 2025 01:35 PM (NwnyJ)

69 Joy Reid, bravely making things about herself so close to International Men's Day.

Posted by: scampydog at November 19, 2025 01:35 PM (2bFN5)

70 >>Common sense penis control.

One penis should be enough for anybody

Posted by: one hour sober at November 19, 2025 01:35 PM (Y1sOo)

71 I am betting that Joy Reid has a diverse collection of Ersatz Penis in the drawer of her nightstand.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:35 PM (rO4EG)

72 Common sense penis control.

My penis is registered in 27 states as a lethal weapon.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:36 PM (0E0In)

73 Only way Joy Reid sees an erect penis is if she sneaks up on it.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:34 PM (rO4EG)

And even then not so sure

Posted by: An Erect Penis at November 19, 2025 01:36 PM (RTkRD)

74 62 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

What if it just smelled like a lemon?

Now available with a fresh lemon scent. Get one for the kitchen and bath

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:36 PM (HcoTw)

75
My penis is registered in 27 states as a lethal weapon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:36 PM (0E0In)

Braggart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

76 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

What if it just smelled like a lemon?

Now available with a fresh lemon scent. Get one for the kitchen and bath
Posted by: Oh noes !

Hang one from the rear view mirror in your car!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:37 PM (0E0In)

77 Joy: He took it out

Jerry: What?

Joy: He took it out.

Jerry: He took what out?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 01:37 PM (6qf1m)

78 "So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Only the Free Range type.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (GUOwU)

79 If she's a tranz-o-phobe, it's her only redeeming quality.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (wBaIH)

80 Kinda OT but really not…. Urinal etiquette. It absolutely peeves me when I’m at a bank of say 3 urinals…. A guy walks in and uses the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME when the other is empty. Always employ a buffer for God’s sake…. Since you’re gonna be whipping out your dick I want as much distance as possible. This seems like common sense but I see way too many violations….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (xT8gx)

81 It's like every faggot is really an alien with a mind-control device in their dicks that they wave around and control people.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

--------------

Thesis: The GloboHomo Deep State created and unleashed HIV/AIDS on the primarily male homosexual populations of The World to initially kill off enough of them to achieve a Golden (Showers) Victim Threshold Status, resulting in greatly outsized political influence to such an extent that we elected one half-black Gay Barry as POTUS as well as having a "conservative" SCOTUS Justice see fit to award them Legal Marital Status -- ushering in all the destabilizing Tranny Insanity at present .

Discuss ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (gZfzO)

82 Men are usually ok with surprise boobs but women are usually not ok with surprise penis be it ladypeen or not...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 01:26 PM

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at November 19, 2025 01:39 PM (bFu5X)

83 74 62 I wonder how Joy would feel if the penis was deformed and resembled a lemon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:28 PM (tMU8L)

What if it just smelled like a lemon?

well, lemon party. pretty close.

Posted by: anachronda86 at November 19, 2025 01:39 PM (yfcxA)

84 Very random and dumb but I'd just like to note that Taco Bell markets a bright orange "Chipotle" sauce in the stores that is like crack.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2025 01:39 PM (RTkRD)

85 The closest Joy has ever been to an erect penis is when she was dumped by a one pump chump.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:39 PM (tMU8L)

86 >>Joy Reid doesn't want to look at penis?

Trust us, the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: penis at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (7dvAW)

87 >>Kinda OT but really not…. Urinal etiquette. It absolutely peeves me when I’m at a bank of say 3 urinals…. A guy walks in and uses the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME when the other is empty. Always employ a buffer for God’s sake

Urinal Rules apply in ALL settings.

Don't sit next to me at the Bar unless you have NO other choice.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (rO4EG)

88 56 I'm a dude and I don't want to see dangling dicks in the men's locker room. Keep that shit private to the extent possible. I never understood all these guys sauntering around with their dicks flopping around like it was a gay cruising area (was it?). I don't want to see your dick. I don't want to show you mine.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

It's the old dudes whose scrotes are almost scraping the floor who are the worst offenders. Dude, nobody wants to see that shit.

Posted by: Cocktogenarians at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

89 Kinda OT but really not…. Urinal etiquette. It absolutely peeves me when I’m at a bank of say 3 urinals…. A guy walks in and uses the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME when the other is empty. Always employ a buffer for God’s sake…. Since you’re gonna be whipping out your dick I want as much distance as possible. This seems like common sense but I see way too many violations….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

A lot of guys have never been taught urinal etiquette.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Krv3+)

90 79 If she's a tranz-o-phobe, it's her only redeeming quality.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (wBaIH)

Yeah, I'm not finding much objection to her positions.

I find her dancing for her leftist masters hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

91 Kinda OT but really not…. Urinal etiquette. It absolutely peeves me when I’m at a bank of say 3 urinals…. A guy walks in and uses the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME when the other is empty. Always employ a buffer for God’s sake…. Since you’re gonna be whipping out your dick I want as much distance as possible. This seems like common sense but I see way too many violations….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM

That's a serious Man Law offense, right there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (bFu5X)

92 The closest Joy has ever been to an erect penis is when she was dumped by a one pump chump.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:39 PM (tMU8L)

When daddy left it in too long on that one night with mom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

93 78 "So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Only the Free Range type.
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 01:38 PM (GUOwU)

Sometimes they form feral packs. Then you have to trap them like hogs.

Posted by: Heh heh. "Hogs." at November 19, 2025 01:41 PM (TbWk/)

94

A lot of guys have never been taught urinal etiquette.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Krv3+)

Its pretty simple.

https://is.gd/J7SDZe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Don't sit next to me at the Bar unless you have NO other choice.
Posted by: garrett

Same with a fucking parking lot.
There's a reason I park so far away.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (Krv3+)

96 The Blade got arrested once with this dick out. Well, not really arrested, but the cops showed up.

I was 16 at a monster upstate summer rager with my friends. Nobody over 18. No adults. We were all drunk as fuck. So drunk, in fact, that we were partying on a boat dock/pier and some were so drunk they fell off the dock into the lake.

I was on the dock macking on his hot college girl who was a local and wandered over to the party. Things were going good, so I thought it was a great idea if I dropped my pants. Hell, I was drunk and 16. Seemed like a great idea at the time.

Cops show up like 5 seconds later. If this were today, we'd all be arrested. But back then, the cops were like "put you're fucking dick away and all get back into the house."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

97 But there are 97 other types of penisii that are allowinated on the premisesises.

Posted by: Big Al S' Gym and Chitlins at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (7Q0e+)

98 > "So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
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Well, they do "go up." 🤣

Posted by: Ted Nugent at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (NwnyJ)

99 Kinda OT but really not…. Urinal etiquette. It absolutely peeves me when I’m at a bank of say 3 urinals…. A guy walks in and uses the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME when the other is empty. Always employ a buffer for God’s sake
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This is not a question of etiquette, more of intention. They are perfectly aware of the etiquette.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (RTkRD)

100 Men are usually ok with surprise boobs

Posted by: 18-1

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surprise?

No such thing. Every woman I see, I contemplate the possibility. Sometimes with hope, sometimes with dread.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (7dvAW)

101 It's the old dudes whose scrotes are almost scraping the floor who are the worst offenders. Dude, nobody wants to see that shit

Reminds me of the long ball Larry episode on curb your enthusiasm

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:43 PM (HcoTw)

102 Same with a fucking parking lot.
There's a reason I park so far away.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (Krv3+)

=====

Mr. Jordan61 does that and someone ALWAYS parks next to him. It drives him crazy and I laugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

103 Off... Teddy sock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2025 01:43 PM (NwnyJ)

104 Thanks for summarizing what she said, ace, 'cause I don't want to listen to her.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:43 PM (RuTUS)

105 47 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

especially assault penises, with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: anachronda86 at November 19, 2025 01:43 PM (yfcxA)

106 >>Its pretty simple.

https://is.gd/J7SDZe

The Cross Streamer in the bottom row always makes me laugh.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (rO4EG)

107 Cops show up like 5 seconds later. If this were today, we'd all be arrested. But back then, the cops were like "put you're fucking dick away and all get back into the house."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The NERVE of them to cock block you!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (Krv3+)

108 23 Black are also allowed to be Christians and go to church without being mocked by the left. In fact, white libs pretend to sort of admire their deep faith.
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 01:23 PM (GUOwU)

Because the left sees Christianity as Lesser Beings.

They also see blacks as Lesser Beings, therefore, they're allowed to be Christians.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

109 But it's a 'female' penis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (i9TCz)

110 Who wants to see a nude Joy Reid?! What Joy!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (YItOJ)

111 Joy’s favorite position is doggy style, that way she never sees the penis coming.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:45 PM (tMU8L)

112 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM

No, ffs! How many times do I have to tell you people?!

Posted by: Zardoz at November 19, 2025 01:45 PM (bFu5X)

113 Same with a fucking parking lot.
There's a reason I park so far away.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:42 PM (Krv3+)

We do that just to piss you off.

Posted by: guys who park way out at November 19, 2025 01:45 PM (Y1sOo)

114 @julie_kelly2
Court room source tells me Judge Michael Nachmanoff, the Biden appointee overseeing the indictment against James Comey, called acting US Attorney Lindsey Halligan a "puppet" during a hearing this morning.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 19, 2025 01:45 PM (L9Ewk)

115 /baseball stadium troughs from the '50's has entered the chat

Posted by: Scott_T at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (2waQ7)

116 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

117 116 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

Cory Booker.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

118 100 No such thing. Every woman I see, I contemplate the possibility. Sometimes with hope, sometimes with dread.

reminds me of the episode of coupling where jeff was practicing visualizing people naked to get ready for an interview.

Posted by: anachronda86 at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (yfcxA)

119 "Racial Maddow"

Perfect. I'm gonna steal that.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (1Nv0l)

120 Yes but how would she feel if a lesbian was walking around the lady's locker room wearing a strap on? Must consider all eventualities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (bfwj/)

121 115 /baseball stadium troughs from the '50's has entered the chat

Don't forget the ice

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (HcoTw)

122 I would be a larmed.
--Joy Reid

no, you would still be a airbrain

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

123 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)
_______________

Dr. Zira

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

124 116 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

Michael Jackson

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

125 "So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

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Pricks don't drill people -- people drill people.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (5O6Cc)

126 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

Cory Booker.
Posted by: XTC

Women's East German Weightlifting Team

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Krv3+)

127 Cops show up like 5 seconds later. If this were today, we'd all be arrested. But back then, the cops were like "put you're fucking dick away and all get back into the house."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The NERVE of them to cock block you!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:44 PM (Krv3+)
_______

INORITE?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

128 "I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms"

Yeah well, transwomen **ARE** women, so you won't see a **MAN's** penis in the locker room.

Posted by: Big Trans at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (1Nv0l)

129 Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

Cory Booker.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

Don Lemon

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (i9TCz)

130 116 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

It's a good question, garrett!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (RuTUS)

131 121 115 /baseball stadium troughs from the '50's has entered the chat

Don't forget the ice

This was high school football games as late as the 70's where I'm from

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (HcoTw)

132 The real news is that Racial Maddow (funny ace!) admitted upfront that she’s alarmed when she sees “dangling boobies”….. IOW Nancy Pelosi alarms her??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 19, 2025 01:20 PM (YobFY)

"They're big and smooth and round,
And they don't dangle down...

-zombie MacLean and MacLean

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (npFr7)

133 @julie_kelly2
Court room source tells me Judge Michael Nachmanoff, the Biden appointee overseeing the indictment against James Comey, called acting US Attorney Lindsey Halligan a "puppet" during a hearing this morning.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 19, 2025 01:45 PM (L9Ewk)

There's no such thing as a liberal judge or a conservative judge. We're all just judges.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)
_______________

Dr. Zira
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM

Cruel. Cruel, but accurate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (bFu5X)

135 baseball stadium troughs from the '50's has entered the chat

Don't forget the ice
Posted by: Oh noes !

That was the beer cooler!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (Krv3+)

136 126 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)

Cory Booker.
Posted by: XTC
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Hands Down Obama is the most feminine

Women's East German Weightlifting Team

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (Wg6v7)

137 "Racial Maddow"

and also

"Racial Madcow"

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (RuTUS)

138 Q: What are the two words you never want to hear from another man at the urinal?

A: Nice dick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (g8Ew8)

139 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)
_______________

Dr. Zira
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

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* Valerie Jarrett has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:50 PM (5O6Cc)

140 138 Q: What are the two words you never want to hear from another man at the urinal?

A: Nice dick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (g8Ew

h8er

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:50 PM (RuTUS)

141 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't forget about SUVs

Posted by: javems at November 19, 2025 01:51 PM (8I4hW)

142 On the subject of femininity, I saw Bad Guys 2 last night. How many butch lesbian characters can they cram into a kid's cartoon?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

143 139 Who is more feminine?

Joy Reid
Michele Obama
or,
Elie Mystal
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 01:46 PM (rO4EG)
_______________

Dr. Zira
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

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* Valerie Jarrett has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:50 PM (5O6Cc)

garrett ... Jarrett
It makes sense now!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 01:52 PM (RuTUS)

144 The term “Ladypenis” amuses me to no end.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 01:52 PM (W2Pud)

145 Happened to be watching TV and saw a Gucci fragrance commercial......it had that circus freak Ellen Page in it.......

Glad I've never owned Gucci anything in my life, and now never will.

Posted by: Cheap Justice John Roberts at November 19, 2025 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Hands Down Obama is the most feminine

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (Wg6v7)

=====

Barack and not Michelle, I'm assuming?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 01:53 PM (DRSnL)

147 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't forget about SUVs
Posted by: javems at November 19, 2025 01:51 PM (8I4hW)
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A penis driving an SUV?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 01:53 PM (xDEVV)

148 Dadgummit.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

149 142 On the subject of femininity, I saw Bad Guys 2 last night. How many butch lesbian characters can they cram into a kid's cartoon?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (yfcxA)

150 Q: What are the two words you never want to hear from another man at the urinal?

A: Nice dick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (g8Ew

_____

"Fuck you, hater!"

-- Johnny Murata

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

151 147 So, penises are like guns? They just roam around looking for the right opportunity to wreak havoc?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't forget about SUVs
Posted by: javems at November 19, 2025 01:51 PM (8I4hW)
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A penis driving an SUV

In my experience. They mostly drive Dodge Ram pickups, mostly

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (HcoTw)

152 149 142 On the subject of femininity, I saw Bad Guys 2 last night. How many butch lesbian characters can they cram into a kid's cartoon?

forty-two!
Posted by: deep thought at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (yfcxA)

per minute.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (UnA8+)

153 The only reason she is saying this is because the latest example of a woman freaking out after seeing a man in a woman's locker room is another black woman. Reid is a straight up racist, it's her stock in trade, and she will always cover for another black woman no matter what.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (viF8m)

154 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (b+r1o)

155 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women.

Which I prefer, vastly. Male homosexuality is.... not great.

Posted by: SimoHayek at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (0Aoc4)

156 She's not down with the lady penis?

....nah, I still hate her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (xcxpd)

157 Jordan61!

Good to see you, lady! How you been?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (W2Pud)

158 Hands Down Obama is the most feminine

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2025 01:49 PM (Wg6v7)

=====

Barack and not Michelle, I'm assuming?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 01:53 PM (DRSnL)
_______

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

159 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (b+r1o)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

160 In my experience. They mostly drive Dodge Ram pickups, mostly
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (HcoTw)

Ford F250s

Posted by: And they always ALWAYS back into parking spots at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM (TbWk/)

161 Good to see you, lady! How you been?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (W2Pud)

=====

Good! Kiddo is in Japan until next month, so it's going to be a quiet Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

162 155 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women.

well not to me, both are grody

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM (emBoF)

163 baseball stadium troughs from the '50's has entered the chat

Don't forget the ice
Posted by: Oh noes !

That was the beer cooler!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 01:48 PM (Krv3+)

----------------

Hah!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (5O6Cc)

164 160 In my experience. They mostly drive Dodge Ram pickups, mostly
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (HcoTw)

Ford F250s

The true pricks are the ones in the Cummins dodge rams. Rolling coal.

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (HcoTw)

165 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (b+r1o)

Speaking of shit-eating lady penises.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

166 The only reason she is saying this is because the latest example of a woman freaking out after seeing a man in a woman's locker room is another black woman. Reid is a straight up racist, it's her stock in trade, and she will always cover for another black woman no matter what.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (viF8m)
_____

True, but most if not all of the women complaining about dicks in lady's rooms are black. Seems like black women are the only ones with the guts to complain. White women just meekly comply, if not support it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

167 * Valerie Jarrett has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 01:50 PM

Hawt!

Posted by: A Ferret at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

168 155 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women.

Which I prefer, vastly. Male homosexuality is.... not great.
Posted by: SimoHayek at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (0Aoc4)

One feels like a threat, the other doesn't.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

169 155 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women.

Which I prefer, vastly. Male homosexuality is.... not great.
Posted by: SimoHayek at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (0Aoc4)

After a lot of research and experience, I can say that the fantasy of hot lesbians kissing is much sexier than the reality of actual lesbians.

I think it's the 'two cakes, kissing' explanation, at least for the fantasy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

170
Ford F250s
Posted by: And they always ALWAYS back into parking spots at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM (TbWk/)

Them big bitches are much easier to drive out of a parking spot then to back out of one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

171 She's not down with the lady penis?

....nah, I still hate her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (xcxpd)
______

WHO'S DOWN WITH LPP?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

172 True, but most if not all of the women complaining about dicks in lady's rooms are black. Seems like black women are the only ones with the guts to complain. White women just meekly comply, if not support it.

honestly in general Black people take no shit

I aspire to this

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM (emBoF)

173 If I turned around in the men’s locker room and saw a naked Joy Reid, my penis would shrivel up and take cover behind my liver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 01:59 PM (tMU8L)

174
Speaking of shit-eating lady penises.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

Xer timing IS epic, sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

175
On the subject of femininity, I saw Bad Guys 2 last night. How many butch lesbian characters can they cram into a kid's cartoon?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:51 PM

six seven

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2025 01:59 PM (tljrc)

176 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 19, 2025 01:55 PM (b+r1o)

You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 19, 2025 01:56 PM

Well, we've been talking about dick this whole thread. His ears must have been burning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2025 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

177 166 True, but most if not all of the women complaining about dicks in lady's rooms are black. Seems like black women are the only ones with the guts to complain. White women just meekly comply, if not support it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

This is, again, because the left sees blacks as Lesser Beings.

Therefore, they don't have to live up to the "evolved" standards of progressivism that a white person must, in a leftist's eyes.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:00 PM (UnA8+)

178 Good! Kiddo is in Japan until next month, so it's going to be a quiet Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jordan61

Awwww. I bet he’s having a great time.

Is hubs still celebrating the WS win?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 02:00 PM (W2Pud)

179
After a lot of research and experience, I can say that the fantasy of hot lesbians kissing is much sexier than the reality of actual lesbians.

I think it's the 'two cakes, kissing' explanation, at least for the fantasy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

Seeing to two lesbians that live across the street kiss would cause me to projectile vomit the likes I've never experienced before......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

180 WHO'S DOWN WITH LPP?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 01:58 PM

Yeah, you know me!

Posted by: Barack at November 19, 2025 02:01 PM (bFu5X)

181

"JOY" Reid--what a misnomer that is!

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 19, 2025 02:01 PM (vFbHf)

182
"JOY" Reid--what a misnomer that is!
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 19, 2025 02:01 PM (vFbHf)

A joke played upon the masses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

183 A penis driving an SUV

In my experience. They mostly drive Dodge Ram pickups, mostly
Posted by: Oh noes !

With those big bat wing mirrors.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (Krv3+)

184 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women.

-----

A hot woman is hot and two hot women are hotter. It's basic math.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (y9ksN)

185
Joy Reid: I Would Be Alarmed If I Saw a Man's Penis in the Women's Locker Rooms

How to admit that you never look down at your nether regions while you are in the shower without explicitly stating that you never look down at your nether regions while you are in the shower

* ba-dum! sssssssss! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (xG4kz)

186

With those big bat wing mirrors.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (Krv3+)

The dually that looks like the back end of a Mexican broad's mother.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Lol
Definitely Ace thinks this might be one of the most important things facing mainstream America!
Do you?

----------------

I come here for the laughs ... and stay for the mockery.

"The devil ... that proud spirit ... cannot endure to be mocked." -- St. Thomas More

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 02:03 PM (5O6Cc)

188 JOY" Reid--what a misnomer that is!
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 19, 2025 02:01 PM (vFbHf)

"Sunny" Hostein has entered the chat

Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2025 02:03 PM (y9ksN)

189 looks like the back end of a Mexican broad's mother.

Birthing hips

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (5NDhQ)

190 In which Jen Psaki interviews Epstein survivor Sharlene Rochard, tries to get her to smear Trump, fails miserably and ends up with an interview completely void of anything interesting, details or new information about anything.

https://tinyurl.com/bd23u327

Sick of this story, the list, the victims, etc.... There is no "there" there worth pursuing at this point.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

191 313 By the way, TJM - How's the job situation going? I hope things are going well.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (9RaL

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Preliminary interview tomorrow at a company a friend works at.

I would say fingers crossed, but I'd rather make the YT thing work. Actual jobs make more money, probably, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

192
"Joy" Behar throws elbows to enter the chat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (xG4kz)

193 >>True, but most if not all of the women complaining about dicks in lady's rooms are black. Seems like black women are the only ones with the guts to complain. White women just meekly comply, if not support it.

Eh, I don't think thats true. Look at Riley Gaines and the XX XY movement. The problem is when white women push back they are slandered and attacked just like white men.

We have come to a place where it is almost illegal to criticize a black woman for anything cause it would be Rayyyyycissss.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

194 A hot woman is hot and two hot women are hotter. It's basic math.
Posted by: Josephistan

Remember those two fat brothers who rode mini bikes in the Guinness Book of World Records?

Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:05 PM (Krv3+)

195 Wonder if she remembers what they look like?

Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2025 02:05 PM (i+bC1)

196 True, but most if not all of the women complaining about dicks in lady's rooms are black. Seems like black women are the only ones

who don't like dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:05 PM (Krv3+)

197 194 A hot woman is hot and two hot women are hotter. It's basic math.
Posted by: Josephistan

Remember those two fat brothers who rode mini bikes in the Guinness Book of World Records?

Yeah.

Scissoring? More like shearing

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (HcoTw)

198
Sick of this story, the list, the victims, etc.... There is no "there" there worth pursuing at this point.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

There's plenty of there there, it's just all about the leftists, so it will never go anywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

199
Joy Reid shouldn't pass a mirror in the dressing room if she doesn't want to see a Pen*s.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (IifOV)

200 200

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (RuTUS)

201 >>We have come to a place where it is almost illegal to criticize a black woman for anything cause it would be Rayyyyycissss.

I will quote Ace's buddy Nuxxanor:

"I'm not here to talk about my racist past... I'm much more interested in my racist future."

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 02:07 PM (rO4EG)

202 Is hubs still celebrating the WS win?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 02:00 PM (W2Pud)

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No, he's moved on to football.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 19, 2025 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

203
200 200
Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (RuTUS)

It's your day. Buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

204 looks like the back end of a Mexican broad's mother.

Birthing hips
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Prime Iowa breeding stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:08 PM (Krv3+)

205 201 I will quote Ace's buddy Nuxxanor:

"I'm not here to talk about my racist past... I'm much more interested in my racist future."
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2025 02:07 PM (rO4EG)

His real name just got revealed yesterday, by the by.

I will assume Fearless Leader prefers it not be said here, though.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:08 PM (UnA8+)

206
Chew with your mouth closed, child

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 19, 2025 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

207 Remember those two fat brothers who rode mini bikes in the Guinness Book of World Records?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 02:06 PM (HcoTw)

The McGuire Twins. The world's fattest twins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

208 [Texas] Rep. Keith Self @RepKeithSelf

This is a time for choosing.

Either we defeat the Sharia advances in America, or government of the people, by the people, for the people may indeed perish from the earth.

X video: https://bit.ly/3K7CAZH

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2025 02:09 PM (P5BPp)

209 Even if that penis belonged to Michaelle Obama?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2025 02:10 PM (xvV+O)

210 > After a lot of research and experience, I can say that the fantasy of hot lesbians kissing is much sexier than the reality of actual lesbians.

My wife got free tickets to a Seattle Storm game. It was during pride month. The vast majority of the lesbians at the game were carbon copies of each other. Short hair shaved on the sides, gray, and a little spiky on top. Between 5'4" and 5'6". Fat. White. Mid 40s to Mid 60s.

The 1 in 20 who didn't fit that description were taller, maybe 5'8" to 5'10 and slim. But everything else was the same.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2025 02:10 PM (Yp6az)

211 One feels like a threat, the other doesn't.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

No, not quite. That is going too analytical i think. One is viscerally repulsive.

Like seeing food with maggots crawling on it. Not a threat, still a gut reaction of 'avoid'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2025 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

212
X video: https://bit.ly/3K7CAZH
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2025 02:09 PM (P5BPp)

He's correct.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

213 It's always been a bit odd to me that generally two men kissing is horrifying to most people, but two women (as long as they are moderately attractive, at least) kissing is generally ok, or at least not repulsive, to most people, including other women

Are you talking about a greeting kiss or a make-out kiss?

Because the make-out kiss is just as repulsive.

... though I'm not sure how much of that is because it's a private behavior and you don't do private things in public

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (a+4eV)

214 Amy Mek @AmyMek

UN’S ARCHITECT OF OPEN BORDERS

Meet Amy Pope — the most powerful globalist you’ve never heard of.

The UN’s migration chief, working hand-in-hand with Pope Leo XIV to erase borders and dismantle Christian civilization under the banner of “compassion.”

WHO SHE IS

– Former Obama–Biden insider, Deputy Homeland Security Advisor under Obama
– Architect of the “Countering Violent Extremism” program that erased Islam and jihad from FBI training
– Creator of Obama’s #RefugeesWelcome campaign — launched days after the Paris terror attacks to shame Americans into silence

WHAT SHE RUNS

– Director General of the UN’s International Organization for Migration (IOM)
– 17,000-person bureaucracy, $2.5 billion budget, 67 % funded by U.S. taxpayers
– Moves populations across the West while calling it “humanitarian aid”

X: https://bit.ly/4o7Q0mt

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (P5BPp)

215 210 My wife got free tickets to a Seattle Storm game. It was during pride month. The vast majority of the lesbians at the game were carbon copies of each other. Short hair shaved on the sides, gray, and a little spiky on top. Between 5'4" and 5'6". Fat. White. Mid 40s to Mid 60s.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2025 02:10 PM (Yp6az)

Oh, hey, we've got one of those at my office. Though, she just stopped spiking her hair.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (UnA8+)

216 A hot woman is hot and two hot women are hotter. It's basic math.
Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2025 02:02 PM (y9ksN)

And one can always entertain the fantasy of "converting" them. Both at once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (npFr7)

217 @DogRightGirl 11m
ICYMI

SCOTUS has ruled that Judge Boasberg exceeded his authority. Trump can now deport Tren De Aragua under the 1798 Alien Enemies Act.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (mlg/3)

218 I would say fingers crossed, but I'd rather make the YT thing work. Actual jobs make more money, probably, though.

I suspect it's rather like day trading or professional poker. The top 1% or so can do really well and the rest not so much.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (3nLb4)

219 Yes, like I said, as long as the women involved are moderately attractive, the 2 girls kissing seems to be more acceptable.

The "moderately attractive" part eliminates the vast majority of actual lesbians though.

Posted by: SimoHayek at November 19, 2025 02:14 PM (0Aoc4)

220 Fuck cancer.

Interplay Co-Founder and 'Trailblazing' Developer Rebecca Heineman Dies Aged 62

A game industry legend died a few mins ago, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky), taken away by aggressive lung cancer.

Rebecca Heineman, known best for co-founding original Fallout developer Interplay alongside Brian Fargo, Jay Patel, and Troy Worrell in the early 1980s, has died aged 62.

The news was shared by her friend Heidi McDonald, who wrote on BlueSky that "my trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away. F**k cancer. Friends, let's not forget her."

https://tinyurl.com/y2s8r5us

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (Krv3+)

221 218 I would say fingers crossed, but I'd rather make the YT thing work. Actual jobs make more money, probably, though.

I suspect it's rather like day trading or professional poker. The top 1% or so can do really well and the rest not so much.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (3nLb4)

He's really getting into it too late.

YouTube has been implementing policies the past few years to make it so that new channels can't make money the way older, grandfathered ones can.

They can still get popular, but they won't be monetized as heavily.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

222 220 Fuck cancer.

Interplay Co-Founder and 'Trailblazing' Developer Rebecca Heineman Dies Aged 62

A game industry legend died a few mins ago, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky), taken away by aggressive lung cancer.

Rebecca Heineman, known best for co-founding original Fallout developer Interplay alongside Brian Fargo, Jay Patel, and Troy Worrell in the early 1980s, has died aged 62.

The news was shared by her friend Heidi McDonald, who wrote on BlueSky that "my trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away. F**k cancer. Friends, let's not forget her."

https://tinyurl.com/y2s8r5us
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (Krv3+)

You mean "Burger Bill" Heineman.

Troon.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

223 191 313 By the way, TJM - How's the job situation going? I hope things are going well.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 19, 2025 01:57 PM (9RaL

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Preliminary interview tomorrow at a company a friend works at.

I would say fingers crossed, but I'd rather make the YT thing work. Actual jobs make more money, probably, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

My teen is trying to make the Youtube thing work to avoid college...we agreed he needs 1M subscribers in the next 4 years to do it. Now, kid has gone from zero to 875 in 6 months (whereas his brother is at 150 after 3 years), so he does have hustle...his goal is 1000 by this Christmas and 10K by next Christmas...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (tOcjL)

224 Remember those two fat brothers who rode mini bikes in the Guinness Book of World Records?

I remember seeing Paul Prudhomme in the French Quarter riding by on a Vespa.

You could only see the handlebars and the bottom of the tires. "Girthy" would not begin to describe what I saw.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (w9Wax)

225 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (NcvvS)

226 How many of you 29 year olds missed this opportunity this morning?

https://youtu.be/I4nk5mSz_2s?t=34

Posted by: Hey Giorgi at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (FhXTo)

227 When will Trump focus on the economy instead of Israel, the groypers whined.

>>@Geiger_Capital

>>Holy. Shit.

>>Atlanta Fed is now projecting that Q3 GDP will be +4.2%… a massive expansion.

>>We’re running it hot. Get on board.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 02:17 PM (viF8m)

228 Fuck cancer.

It really can't be said enough.

and f*ck the scientific community for continuing to find ways to cause it and abolish the ways to cure it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

229 217 @DogRightGirl 11m
ICYMI

SCOTUS has ruled that Judge Boasberg exceeded his authority. Trump can now deport Tren De Aragua under the 1798 Alien Enemies Act.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (mlg/3)

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False.

SCOTUS ruled that Trump is a poopyhead and that Biden is still president because SCOTUS never rules in our favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

230 225 Nood.
Posted by: Nazdar at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (NcvvS)

nood ice

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 02:19 PM (RuTUS)

231 My wife got free tickets to a Seattle Storm game. It was during pride month. The vast majority of the lesbians at the game were carbon copies of each other. Short hair shaved on the sides, gray, and a little spiky on top. Between 5'4" and 5'6". Fat. White. Mid 40s to Mid 60s.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2025 02:10 PM (Yp6az)

Oh, hey, we've got one of those at my office. Though, she just stopped spiking her hair.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:12 PM (UnA8+)
_____

These are the first people to screech that they are all individuals and "being their true selves" no matter what anyone thinks ... but they all look and act exactly the same.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

232 221
He's really getting into it too late.

YouTube has been implementing policies the past few years to make it so that new channels can't make money the way older, grandfathered ones can.

They can still get popular, but they won't be monetized as heavily.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

======

If my calculations are correct, I should be able to monetize by Feb/March. I'll be making a few hundred bucks per month then, and I could potentially grow to a few thousand after a year or so.

Not fabulous wealth. Not Dude Perfect money.

But...enough to justify it as a job in a two-income household where I was always the extra income anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

233 I wonder what cross sex hormone use does in an older man

cause cancer maybe? oh well RIP bill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2025 02:20 PM (emBoF)

234 @julie_kelly2
Court room source tells me Judge Michael Nachmanoff, the Biden appointee overseeing the indictment against James Comey, called acting US Attorney Lindsey Halligan a "puppet" during a hearing this morning.
------

Let's see:

Motion for a Change of Venue
Motion on Appeal for Judicial Prejudice

Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 02:20 PM (TN0g+)

235 YouTube has been implementing policies the past few years to make it so that new channels can't make money the way older, grandfathered ones can.

They can still get popular, but they won't be monetized as heavily.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

Here's an idea: de-monetize Youtube completely. Take it back to its roots. Sell no ads at all. You post something on Youtube because it pleases you to pass along some ideas or images to other people. If you have a sponsor, and want to make a pitch for that sponsor as a part of the video, fine. Brendan Herrera does this, and he makes it sort of fun; fun enough that I don't scroll past it. Or if you want to sell merch, like the Garage 54 guys do, fine, too. But no ads at all inserted by some Gurgle algorithm. Fuck that nonsense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 02:21 PM (npFr7)

236 A penis driving an SUV

In my experience. They mostly drive Dodge Ram pickups, mostly
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 19, 2025 01:54 PM (HcoTw)
____________________________________

Logical. And, if you ever see a vagina driving around, it's going to be in a Forrester. Unless it's shaved, then maybe a Chevy Groove SUV.

Posted by: That guy at November 19, 2025 02:22 PM (dIske)

237
Another schnitzengruben???

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at November 19, 2025 02:22 PM (y9nCu)

238 The mens bathroom in our back room at work is out of order so as there are no ladies working back there on swing shift the guys just use that instead of going all the way up front.
Guess what the major complaint is.

They leave the toilet seat up.

Posted by: Reforger at November 19, 2025 02:23 PM (TJIXy)

239 230 225 Nood.
Posted by: Nazdar at November 19, 2025 02:16 PM (NcvvS)

nood ice
Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 02:19 PM (RuTUS)

Posted by: m at November 19, 2025 02:24 PM (RuTUS)

240 Joy: while I agree with you on this subject, which I hesitate to admit,let's cut to the chase.

You haven't seen a penis in decades, correct?

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