UK Government Is Hiding Excess Covid Vaccine Deaths<br>Plus: Ozempic Has Killed the "Body Positivity" Movement with an Assist from Unfunny Comic Amy Schumer

UK Government Is Hiding Excess Covid Vaccine Deaths
Plus: Ozempic Has Killed the "Body Positivity" Movement with an Assist from Unfunny Comic Amy Schumer

Government 'withholding data that may link Covid jab to excess deaths'
UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered

The public health watchdog has been accused of a "cover-up" after refusing to publish data that could link the Covid vaccine to excess deaths.
The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) argued that releasing the data would lead to the "distress or anger" of bereaved relatives if a link were to be discovered.
Public health officials also argued that publishing the data risked damaging the well-being and mental health of the families and friends of people who died.
Last year, a cross-party group expressed alarm about "growing public and professional concerns" over the UK's rates of excess deaths since 2020.
In a letter to UKHSA and Department for Health, the MPs and peers said that potentially critical data -- which map the date of people's Covid vaccine doses to the date of their deaths -- had been released to pharmaceutical companies but not put into the public domain.
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UsForThem, a campaign group, requested that UKHSA release the data under freedom of information laws. But the agency refused, making a number of different arguments including that publishing the data "could lead to misinformation" that would "have an adverse impact on vaccine uptake" in the public.
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Reform UK has committed to a public inquiry into excess deaths and alleged Covid vaccine harms.
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Ben Kingsley, the legal director of UsForThem, said the way the UKHSA had handled the case "reveals a desperation that this data should not, in any form, see the light of day".
He added: "It is perverse for UKHSA to argue that this data should not be released because the public could feel distressed or angry if patterns or correlations were to be identified.
"You have to ask yourself why it is that the public are considered incapable of handling this data. It reveals a patronising mindset, which also characterised the pandemic response -- 'do what we say, don't ask any questions, we know what is best for you'."

The demand is for a release of anonymized data -- names stripped out.

But this agency covering up the vaccine deaths keeps lying, claiming that an anonymized list would still, somehow, reveal the identity of people killed by the clot-shot.

In more health cover-up news -- or this time, the end of a long cover-up: RFKJr. and his sexy brain-worm have updated the CDC website to clarify that claims that vaccines don't cause autism are not based in science.

The website doesn't say that vaccines do cause autism, just that the prior claims that they had been proven not to cause autism were based on bureaucratic fiat, not evidence.

CDC updates website, says claims about vaccines not causing autism are not 'evidence-based'
"HHS has launched a comprehensive assessment of the causes of autism, including investigations on plausible biologic mechanisms and potential causal links," HHS spokesperson Andrew Nixon said

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has updated its website, saying that claims about vaccines not causing autism are not "evidence-based."
A previous version of the agency's webpage stated "there is no link" between receiving vaccines and developing autism, citing a 2012 National Academy of Medicine review of scientific papers and a 2013 CDC study, The Hill news outlet reported.
Late Wednesday, the website was updated and now says that the statement that vaccines do not cause autism "is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism."
The CDC also states that "studies supporting a link have been ignored by health authorities."
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., has repeatedly linked vaccines and autism.
HHS spokesperson Andrew Nixon said the website was updated "to reflect gold standard, evidence-based science."

In more health hoax news, Jennifer Sey notes that, now that medications can end obesity -- at least for those wealthy enough to afford it-- celebrities are no longer championing "body positivity" and "Healthy At Any Size."

Unfunny formerly-fat "comedian" Amy Schumer has deleted all of her previous Instagram photos showing her as overweight, and now only shows pictures of her being, well, skinny. Over-skinny if you ask me.

But she insists that this has nothing, nothing to do with wanting to eliminate her fat pictures. It just kinda worked out thsi way.

Comedian Amy Schumer has deleted all of her old Instagram photos and all that remains are these post weight loss pics:

Schumer captioned the post as follows: "Back on my staircase bullshit again. Who's proud? I'm feeling good and happy. Deleted my old pics for no reason!"
Right, no reason. Because that's what people do. They go back and delete all posts from the last decade. Hundreds if not thousands of posts. Totally normal and no reason at all to do that!
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Though the pics are all gone, the comments live on (in the New York Post)!
In response to the pic on the left above, Schumer's comedian friends wrote:
Chelsea Handler: "Yes!!!!! Look at this pic!!!!"
Lee Daniels chimed in: "Skinnnnnnnny mommmmma."
Kathy Griffen added: "I'm so pissed about your legs, I can barely talk to you."
Amy Sedaris complimented her fellow Amy: "You look incredible. Look at those pins!!!"
And Schumer basked: "Loving the love. My legs thank you!"
Not only does Amy like being skinny, her friends like skinny Amy too.
Schumer has had her share of weight gain woes. She wasn't obese but certainly chubby. Relatable! Fine. She's not a super model, she's a comedian. Round cheeks, a little belly, who cares! (Schumer, apparently.)
Her jam has been all about body positivity, up until dropping 40 pounds or so.
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Here's the thing: No one wants to be fat. No one.
All the body positivity bullshit was just that: bullshit.
No one wants to be obese. No one even wants to be chubby with arm dangles. No one wants their belly hanging over their pants. No one wants to have trouble chasing their kids around. No one wants to have 3 chins. And I can assure you -- no one in Hollywood who has to spend all day around size 0s who eat nothing but lettuce leaves wants to be fat next to those people. No one.
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But erasing every photo she ever put up on Instagram is just a bridge too far.
Now she's mad that the internet caught on to her shenanigans -- that she's trying to erase fat Amy -- and she's big mad. She posted this on Instagram in response to the internet calling it the end of body positivity:
"Hey media outlets I didn't delete my old photos because they were pre me losing weight. That's a narrative you created. I'm proud of how I've looked always. I have been working to be pain free and I finally am. My endometriosis is better. My back is healing. I no longer have Cushing syndrome so my face went back to normal. I am grateful to be strong and healthy especially for my son. But your Instagram is not your identity it's a curation of what you want the world to see and I feel great strong and beautiful and it's been fun sharing that. I didn't purposely go on a 'weight loss journey' that's a fine thing to go on. But my focus has been on health. I'm sure my weight will always fluctuate. I'm a perimenopausal woman on hrt meds. Wishing you strength and self love on whatever path you're on as long as it's kind and respectful to all people. No matter their weight race or religion peace!"

See, it's not about deleting the photos of herself when she was fat. It's about deleting the photos of herself when she was unhealthy.

It just turns out, you know, that despite her Healthy At Any Size claims, she was less healthy when she was obese.

And of course she very deliberately went on a "weight loss journey." She stuck herself in the belly with a shot every week for a year, didn't she? What did she think was in the shot, vitamins? Midol?

I don't mind the "Healthy at Any Size"/"Fat Positivity" thing as an internal cope. We all have copes. We all have little lies we have to tell ourselves to keep the bad thoughts at bay. It's a survival mechanism and there's nothing wrong with surviving.

What got really annoying was the demand that everyone repeat, out loud, other people's copes and affirm those copes as 100% true. What got insufferable was pressuring every corporation to proclaim what should have been an internal, just you-and-your-reflection-talking-in-the-mirror cope as a Truth we must all recognize and Affirm.

We've seen a lot of this lately, with sad or even mentally-sick people demanding we all affirm their mentally-ill copes as the Revealed Truth of God Shimself.

Enough. Enough of the bullshit. Enough parroting the scripts that mentally-unwell, physically-sick people demanding we profess as God's Truth.

Anecdotally, I think this is true: eating earlier at night results in better sleep and better health. Real Clear Science:

For instance, one study found that healthy adults who ate dinner at 10pm experienced 20% higher blood sugar peaks and burned 10% less fat compared to those who ate dinner at 6pm. This was despite both groups eating identical meals and having similar bedtimes.
Broader analyses support the same trends, with a meta-analysis of 29 trials reporting that earlier eating windows, fewer meals and eating the bulk of one's calories earlier in the day were linked to greater weight loss and improved metabolic markers (such as better blood pressure and lower blood sugar and cholesterol levels).
Other research links consistent late-night eating -- especially close to bedtime -- with poorer health outcomes and a greater risk of obesity and metabolic disorders such as type 2 diabetes.

Earlier dinners may better align with the body's natural metabolic rhythms, particularly when the last meal occurs well before the body enters its "rest" phase. This might explain why eating earlier has health benefits.
Many chronobiologists conclude that aligning food intake with circadian biology represents a promising, low-cost method of improving metabolic outcomes -- especially when combined with other lifestyle factors such as physical activity and healthy eating.
In winter, especially in northern latitudes, shorter days and longer nights can disrupt circadian rhythms.
Reduced sunlight can lower serotonin levels, contributing to low mood or seasonal affective disorder (SAD). When paired with longer evenings indoors, it's common for people to snack more often or delay eating dinner until later at night.
But digestion, hormone release (including those that help with sleep and digestion) and even the amount of calories you burn throughout the day all follow circadian rhythms. When meals are pushed too close to sleep, these processes overlap in ways that can affect both metabolism and rest -- potentially increasing risks of poor sleep and metabolic ill health.

So this is a GAINZZZ post now. Got any GAINZZZ? In my own Weight Loss Journey, I expended 25 unnecessary calories thinking about Amy Schumer for the first time in a year. Every little bit helps!

I keep finding that trying to get in 20 grams of creatine a day is giving me GI problems so I'm thinking about switching from creatine monohydride (the common, cheap version you're probably familiar with) to creatine HCl. The latter supposedly doesn't cause GI issues, but, here's the fun part, it's way more expensive than creatine monohydride. Anyone else having this problem, or seeing GAINZZZ in their BRAINZZZ from creatine?

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

Comments

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1 Y’all still have me! I’ll never stop snacking!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 21, 2025 04:13 PM (l3YAf)

2 Alpha?

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2025 04:14 PM (UXA3Z)

Posted by: Bold! at November 21, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

4 They tried giving Lena Dunham ozempic but the shot turned to Crisco as soon as it entered her bloodstream.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:14 PM (l3YAf)

5 Being a healthy weight is good. All this GLP-1 abuse (and yes, when you start looking like a prop undead from Poltergeist, it's abuse) is not good. Nor is this weird cosmetic surgery of removing buccal fat. You look like a goddamned alien. The Zeta Reticulan kind, not the illegal kind.

Posted by: The emaciated look is SO HOT RIGHT NOW at November 21, 2025 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

6 Soylent Green, the carnivore diet.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2025 04:16 PM (UXA3Z)

7 When your defense against releasing documents is "it could cause distress and anger" your government is lying to you about the vaccines safety.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 04:17 PM (bfwj/)

8 Fat Amy Schumer

https://tinyurl.com/bdxb3sua

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 21, 2025 04:17 PM (U5+2P)

9 > GOP Congress condemns socialism

> continues to fund gov’t at Biden levels

Many such cases!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:17 PM (l3YAf)

10 She's not fat anymore but still ugly and also still not funny...

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2025 04:18 PM (YwEeS)

11 Are you shitting me? That can't be Schumer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:19 PM (jc0TO)

12 8 Fat Amy Schumer

She's a F-35 ?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:19 PM (HcoTw)

13 So, Amy Schumer won't be doing those weird tampon commercials anymore?

Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2025 04:19 PM (qm5Wv)

14 I like how almost the entire post is in bold font so that I can find the important bits. Persevere, Lamont, persevere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:20 PM (g00SI)

15 I mean, I'm going to need to see dat azz but I think I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:20 PM (jc0TO)

16 Yes Creatine does help with cognition as we age.

I have now lost 50 lbs thanks to Zepbound. I can no longer fit into the Brooks Brothers suit I bought in 2020; as I have gone down eight suit sizes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 04:20 PM (wBaIH)

17 Started the IVF shots last night (every night for 13 weeks). Today I started some of the pills needed for transfer. Implantation is Tuesday, 11/25. It's our only girl embryo, so it's our only shot for Pookette to have a sister.

Posted by: pookysgirl, praying hard at November 21, 2025 04:20 PM (Wt5PA)

18 Kathy Griffen added: "I'm so pissed about your legs, I can barely talk to you."

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You can always sever them, Kathy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:21 PM (+mTgD)

19 UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered
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Not to mention lawsuits and crazy angry relatives hunting me down!

Posted by: Anthony Mengele-Fauci at November 21, 2025 04:21 PM (mYsW1)

20 Amy Shumer is now the Jewish American Princess she always dreamed of being. All the more reason not to hit that.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 21, 2025 04:21 PM (MZ+PY)

21 Darn it!

Posted by: John Pinette at November 21, 2025 04:22 PM (wVcYX)

22 TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO FONT HAS GONE BEFORE!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2025 04:22 PM (wtvvX)

23 UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered
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SCIENCE

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2025 04:22 PM (iKD4f)

24 16 Yes Creatine does help with cognition as we age.

I have now lost 50 lbs thanks to Zepbound. I can no longer fit into the Brooks Brothers suit I bought in 2020; as I have gone down eight suit sizes.

I'll trade you a meal at Mendy's for that suit

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:22 PM (HcoTw)

25 Never trust a Kennedy. Never.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 21, 2025 04:23 PM (abIsI)

26 I have now lost 50 lbs thanks to Zepbound. I can no longer fit into the Brooks Brothers suit I bought in 2020; as I have gone down eight suit sizes.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Dunno, sounds like you could probably fit into it twice... congrats!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 21, 2025 04:23 PM (a+4eV)

27 I'm so cheap I just quit eating. Not really, But limiting the number of calories and limiting carbohydrates and eliminating sugar did the trick. Getting super sick will do it too.
Sick is not a recommended way to lose weight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 21, 2025 04:23 PM (U5+2P)

28 Meghan Trainor changed her All About That Bass lyrics since she's skinny now and is, in fact, about the treble.

https://is.gd/ax6TSX

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2025 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

29 Comedian Amy Schumer has deleted all of her old Instagram photos and all that remains are these post weight loss pics:
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Time to clean out the septic tank.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

30 Quite a bold post.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (N1tpc)

31 Chuy,

Ed Driscoll citing you again on Insty.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Alert Cub AoSHQ Reporter at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

32 Amy Schumer? Isn't she pushing 40?

Posted by: Texican ette at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (SNf74)

33 I'm on a diabetes drug that as a side effect has killed my taste buds, nothing tastes right anymore. Or perhaps that was the desired effect.

Posted by: Decaf at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (unUNN)

34 Why do I get the feeling we're about to have a large uptick in people dying due to Ozempic and other weight loss drugs? Way too many bad side effects

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (bfwj/)

35 I can’t wait until Ozempic, etc. hit the adverse effects timelines where they have enough like material impacts to launch a class action lawsuit.

How about practice portion control, healthy eating and hit the gym, fatty.

BTW. Have they invented a cure for ugly yet? By looking at that picture the answer is- no.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (MVJU9)

36
All the rotunderous alphabet people
will begin wailing about being put
back in CHAINS! in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (xG4kz)

37 32 Amy Schumer? Isn't she pushing 40?
Posted by: Texican ette at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (SNf74)

That's like, um, ancient, I know, right?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

38 My sister just got weight loss surgery.

She may be one of the last ones to do that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 21, 2025 04:25 PM (N1tpc)

39
And nobody notices that her "skinny" pics are obviously manipulated?

Her stupid fucking head is stretched out to look narrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:26 PM (01gtA)

40 Amy Schumer? Isn't she pushing 40?
Posted by: Texican ette at November 21, 2025 04:24 PM (SNf74)

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44

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2025 04:26 PM (DRSnL)

41 Anyone else having this problem, or seeing GAINZZZ in their BRAINZZZ from creatine?

Absolutely. Far more focus, less need for early PM naps (probably helps that I have removed sugar from diet).

My HRV has also shifted dramatically from an overnight 22ms to 38ms because of Creatine.

I have tossed away all "energy drinks" and replaced them with Re-Lyte® and large doses of Creatine H2O. Result: More energy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:26 PM (U4c/V)

42
Face Filter & image manipulation

Those are fake images.

To what degree, I don't know.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (01gtA)

43 Well, that is a long post. I take it that the movie sucked.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (0U5gm)

44 Her head looks like a football

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (HcoTw)

45 We all have copes. We all have little lies we have to tell ourselves to keep the bad thoughts at bay. It's a survival mechanism and there's nothing wrong with surviving.
__________

Well, we all have a face
That we hide away forever

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (XvL8K)

46 17 Started the IVF shots last night (every night for 13 weeks). Today I started some of the pills needed for transfer. Implantation is Tuesday, 11/25. It's our only girl embryo, so it's our only shot for Pookette to have a sister.
Posted by: pookysgirl, praying hard at November 21, 2025 04:20 PM (Wt5PA)

Praying for your family!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (6RyaQ)

47 Maybe the old ways were best, my grandparents made their largest meal at lunchtime and even the kids got a small glass of red wine with lunch and dinner was a lighter meal and no one was fat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (Cg3Gl)

48 The obvious problem with the clot shot is after it was released death rates INCREASED.

Now...even if the shot did nothing positive (and it didn't) you should have seen slight declines as less dangerous versions of COVID circulated and more vulnerable older people had already died.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

49
Amy Schumer? Isn't she pushing 40?
Posted by: Texican ette

Are we talking stones or years, here?

Remember when she said she was henceforth and forevermore unfookable about a year back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (xG4kz)

50 >>>See, it's not about deleting the photos of herself when she was fat. It's about deleting the photos of herself when she was unhealthy.

I am not sure why we are arguing against Schumer deleting photos of herself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (dK+Kv)

51 She didn't have to take expensive pills to lose 40 pounds, just cut off her head.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (0U5gm)

52 Imagine taking prescription drugs just to become a Waffle House 5.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (g00SI)

53 Imagine having sex with that. In the dark of course, and then a glimmer of light hits Amy’s face and it looks like you’ve been doinking Chuck Schumer in the squeakhole.

What that smell?

You’re welcome.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (MVJU9)

54 No gainzzzz …

Blew up a disc at L2 / L3 last Sunday

Crawling about for the past week is no way to go about life, lemme tell ya

Posted by: browndog eyeing the Vet warily at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (TTAGa)

55 "Liberals girls spend a lot more time than conservative girls [on social media]. … The feeds of the liberal girls gets much more taken over by how terrible the world is."

"Liberal girls are caught in a set of disempowering ideas. Here’s 3 terrible, terrible ideas, and if you believe them, you’re almost guaranteed to be a failure in life"

The 3 terrible ideas are:

1. What doesn’t kill you makes you weaker
2. Always trust your feelings
3. And life is a battle between good people and evil people

3 is a killer
I have a family member I think is wrong
She thinks I am EVIL

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (gbOdA)

56 >> I can’t wait until Ozempic, etc. hit the adverse effects timelines where they have enough like material impacts to launch a class action lawsuit.

The side effects are already well-known. I doubt there’s anything people can sue over. And even if they can, those drugs make so much money the settlements will be literal pocket change.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (l3YAf)

57 WTF is an "excess death"? Are those the ones that are above and beyond the "acceptable deaths"??

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (QMAsf)

58 I finally figured why creatine sometimes gives me explosive diarrhea and sometimes does not. It's on days that I don't have carbs in my lunch that creatine launces Operation Blow-out. But when I do consume creatine with some kind of carbs, even if it's just milk, I'm fine.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (q177U)

59 All the rotunderous alphabet people
will begin wailing about being put
back in CHAINS! in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

I expect, any day now, as soon as a significant enough portion of the left wing ham-planets are not longer planetoidish, that they will start mocking right wingers for being fat (with stupid and lazy chasers) again.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (a+4eV)

60 Haven't seen more disgusting news conference than the Mamdani- Trump love fest in a long time. More like Trump (hearts) Mamdani show.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (g47mK)

61
What's funny is the Critical Drinkler recently did a good "rise & fall" video of amy schemer.

Today, the Drinkler released a new "rise & fall" video for the truly inexplicable celery James Corden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (01gtA)

62
Amy Shumer is now the Jewish American Princess she always dreamed of being. All the more reason not to hit that.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 21, 2025 04:21 PM (MZ+PY)

_________

The Jewish American Princess's ideal home: six bathrooms and no bedroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (tgvbd)

63 Comedian Amy Schumer has deleted all of her old Instagram photos

I thought the internet was running faster today. Now we know why.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (IifOV)

64 The entire upper echelons of the IK government need to get a jab of every Covid shot that was approved.

Just to cover all bases as it were.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (3630A)

65 It looks like Ozempic turned Any Schumer into Hey Arnold.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (MVJU9)

66 Trump allowed him to skirt every pointed question.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (g47mK)

67 WTF is an "excess death"? Are those the ones that are above and beyond the "acceptable deaths"??
Posted by: Doof

A greater number than expected based on actuarial tables, I think.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (a+4eV)

68 The body positive thing was always bullshit. Nobody was fooled.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (/AUU2)

69 52 Imagine taking prescription drugs just to become a Waffle House 5.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (g00SI)

The girls all get prettier when smothered, covered, and scattered.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (gbOdA)

70 I don't get it with the ozempic stuff. I hear their commercials on the radio all day every day. How did a diabetic treatment medication morph into a weight loss drug literally overnight?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)

71 Werr. UK government

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (3630A)

72
More like Trump (hearts) Mamdani show.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 04:29 PM (g47mK)

_________

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (tgvbd)

73 I am not sure why we are arguing against Schumer deleting photos of herself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (dK+Kv)

We're not really. The Ewok et al. are just pointing out that even Fat Chicks say "No Fat Chicks" if they have the option, and all the beautiful at any weight stuff is just Big Girl PR and marketing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (g00SI)

74 Obesity is dangerous.

It would be better if people lost the weight through diet and exercise...those I guess that's White Supremacy now...so if the only alternative is ozempic yes it is a better choice then staying fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

75 Imagine taking prescription drugs just to become a Waffle House 5.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (g00SI)

You are being too kind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

76 >>>Face Filter & image manipulation

That's a relief because it was disturbing me how hot she looks. Those legs, though.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (q177U)

77 Fat or thin, she isn't funny

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (+qU29)

78 GOP Congress condemns socialism

> continues to fund gov’t at Biden levels

Just completed this year's "Open Enrollment". Nearly a freaking $1k each month for me and spouse in a high deductible plan.

OCA (aka "Obamacare") is money laundering on the multi-trillion dollar scale.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (U4c/V)

79 We're not really. The Ewok et al. are just pointing out that even Fat Chicks say "No Fat Chicks" if they have the option, and all the beautiful at any weight stuff is just Big Girl PR and marketing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (g00SI)

You ruined the bit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

80 WTF is an "excess death"? Are those the ones that are above and beyond the "acceptable deaths"??
Posted by: Doof

Kinda excess
Mostly excess
Excessier
Excess Excess
and
Real Excess

I learned that in FauxChi medical stats class.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (gbOdA)

81 .so if the only alternative is ozempic yes it is a better choice then staying fat.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM

That remains to be seen. Give it a decade.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (jc0TO)

82
Obesity is dangerous.

_________

It leaves less ice cream and chocolate for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (tgvbd)

83 I have a family member I think is wrong
She thinks I am EVIL
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (gbOdA)

Many liberals and leftists are evil, though. They have a perverse, demonic worldview.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (l3YAf)

84 71 I don't get it with the ozempic stuff. I hear their commercials on the radio all day every day. How did a diabetic treatment medication morph into a weight loss drug literally overnight?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)

B/c the reason it brings uncrontrollable diabetes under control also works for shedding weight (in fact, that was always a known "side effect"). But we'll see long term what it does when one has normal pancreatic function vs wildly abnormal one and takes it.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (tOcjL)

85 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

Lol

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (/AUU2)

86 I thought all the Body Positive influencers had passed away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (3630A)

87 Maybe the old ways were best, my grandparents made their largest meal at lunchtime and even the kids got a small glass of red wine with lunch and dinner was a lighter meal and no one was fat.

Posted by: CaliGirl

I bet they also ate fresh red meat, whole milk, eggs, and butter, instead of all of that processed crap sold now which magically came on the market at the point in time when people started getting fat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (0U5gm)

88 Race Faker Rachel Dolezal resurfaces with a brand new look:

https://tinyurl.com/bbrddhvx

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (NpAcC)

89 OCA (aka "Obamacare") is money laundering on the multi-trillion dollar scale.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (U4c/V)

There are 12 M zombies on Ocare.
1. 100% govt paid
2. Never had a doc claim
3. Never filed for Rx

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (gbOdA)

90 We're not really. The Ewok et al. are just pointing out that even Fat Chicks say "No Fat Chicks" if they have the option, and all the beautiful at any weight stuff is just Big Girl PR and marketing.

Was watching a video where a guy showed some attractive young women pictures of other women and they'd always comment the other woman was beautiful.

The first few he showed were of attractive women as well but then he showed a rather unattractive one.

His raters still opined that the pictured woman was beautiful so he then followed up noting the pictured woman looked a lot like the rater drawing the most amusing look of stink eye I've ever seen.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

91 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

Lol

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 21, 2025 04:32 PM

Bonjour.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

92
WTF?

He let mumdummy stand behind the Resolute Desk??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (01gtA)

93 How can anyone say "aren't you proud of me?!" when there was absolutely ZERO effort put forth to actually, you know BECOME healthy.

So congratulations I guess? Yay you!

Stupid whore

PS you're still unhealthy. You replaced natural fat with chemicals meant for those with DIABETES you stupid cunt.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (l/J0j)

94 76 Imagine taking prescription drugs just to become a Waffle House 5.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:28 PM (g00SI)

You are being too kind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

It's a weighted score. For how drunk I'm gonna have to be at Pancake Fight Club.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (g00SI)

95 Amy Schumer stole some pretty thing's body, just like her material.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (3630A)

96 Watch the line at your local drive thru or what people put in their supermarket cart. There’s your answer to obesity.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (MVJU9)

97 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

I'm telling you hand models are the way to go...doesn't go to their heads you know?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

98 Our fragile society is only held together by the slimmest of signature handle close tags.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (3uBP9)

99 More like Trump (hearts) Mamdani show.

NYC Socialism is highly incompatible with Trump's heavy investment in NYC real estate.

Trump will gladly pass along billions of OPM to NYC in order to buy off Mamdani to not go after Trump properties.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (+4Cf6)

100 86 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

Lol

Wait, we aren't all rich and banging 10's ?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (HcoTw)

101 PLUS-SIZE GENOCIDE!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: No really. Weight loss = systematic extermination at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (TbWk/)

102 Did Amy Schumer move out of the U.S.?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (kTd/k)

103
No one wants to have trouble chasing their kids around.

That's why they made Lawn Darts, although hitting a small moving target is a challenge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (y9nCu)

104 It would be better if people lost the weight through diet and exercise...those I guess that's White Supremacy now...so if the only alternative is ozempic yes it is a better choice then staying fat.
Posted by: 18-1

As has been pointed out by others, maybe now more underlying medical problems will be discovered and treated now that it can't all be blamed on "You're fat".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (a+4eV)

105 I'm telling you hand models are the way to go...doesn't go to their heads you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM

The claw!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (jc0TO)

106
Usually when the fats lose all the weight their biggest loss is their spouse. Did she dump him yet thinking she's going to snag a hollywood hunk now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (IifOV)

107
Race Faker Rachel Dolezal resurfaces with a brand new look

That's too bad -- she had Sideshow Bob nailed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (xG4kz)

108 101 86 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

Lol

Wait, we aren't all rich and banging 10's ?
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:34 PM (HcoTw)

And 29 years of age.

Posted by: Soooo hot at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (TbWk/)

109 Watch the line at your local drive thru or what people put in their supermarket cart. There’s your answer to obesity.

Everything has added sugar. So the more pre-prepared your meals are the less healthy they are going to be.

Though I do remember have a discussion with my mother where I asked why she wanted glazed carrots because she was putting in work to turn a vegetable into a dessert...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

110 Those reports of young ,fit soccer players dropping over dead just got swept away

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (+qU29)

111 No amount of Ozempic can shrink the ugly on the inside.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (C3IAS)

112
amy schumer went from chubby pigface to female Female Impersonator. Congrats?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (01gtA)

113 How did a diabetic treatment medication morph into a weight loss drug literally overnight?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2025 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)

One of the effects is to make you eat less and to level out blood glucose.

How did a blood pressure med morph into a boner pill? How did a drug for enlarged prostate morph into a pill that prevents male pattern baldness?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (l3YAf)

114 Fat or thin, she isn't funny
Posted by: Skip
......

I get a laugh when I think of her sitting on the pot all day.
"Hey, look at me!"
*brrruuuuppp*
*runs back to bathroom*

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

115 If a stranger rolled up here and knew nothing about any posters they’d assume everyone is banging swimsuit models.

Lol

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Well, some of us are.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (0U5gm)

116 It's a weighted score. For how drunk I'm gonna have to be at Pancake Fight Club.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (g00SI)

The WaHo 3 on 3 3 AM championship would be the greatest display of basketball talent, THOTy fights, and EMS DRT calls eva.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (gbOdA)

117 You ruined the bit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

She can delete the pictures. But the images are seared into my hippocampus, as my beach friends can tell you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (g00SI)

118 almost 29.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (jc0TO)

119 Good thing that Trump changes opinions about people often enough. Otherwise we should be concerned....

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (g47mK)

120 My wife was on Ozempic for some time, because of type 2 diabeetus. But it became scarce, and difficult to obtain, not toe mention very expensive, so she stopped, and has suffered no ill effects. She does well enough with diet and exercise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (PSEDc)

121 Super models?

Jon Lovitz has entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (3630A)

122 118 You ruined the bit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

She can delete the pictures. But the images are seared into my hippocampus, as my beach friends can tell you.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (g00SI)

How many front doors do you have?

Posted by: The acid test of trauma at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (TbWk/)

123 How did a blood pressure med morph into a boner pill? How did a drug for enlarged prostate morph into a pill that prevents male pattern baldness?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:35 PM (l3YAf)

Nurses saying 110 over 75 and Nice Dick

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (gbOdA)

124 Shut up, dookie diner.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (jc0TO)

125 I remember crowder and her on redeye were always about a count of three from fighting to the death, or tearing each other's clothes off to make passionate love.

It was hard to read the psychosexual energy actually. Either / or.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:36 PM (3uBP9)

126 >> He let mumdummy stand behind the Resolute Desk??

Just a preview of what’s coming in 2036.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:37 PM (l3YAf)

127 Perry Menopause was the less than successful Perry Mason spin-off.

Posted by: Like AfterM*A*S*H. at November 21, 2025 04:37 PM (oftw2)

128 > I keep finding that trying to get in 20 grams of creatine a day is giving me GI problems

I haven't seen recommendations for that high of a dosage long term. I have seen some people recommend that much for faster saturation at the start. I take 6-7g per day and don't have GI problems.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2025 04:37 PM (Yp6az)

129 So, it turning into a GAINZZZ post wouldn't have anything to do with all the letters being fatter, would it?

Or, is that muscle mass?

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2025 04:37 PM (+zERj)

130 That would be Peri Menapause

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2025 04:38 PM (3630A)

131 I burned 25 calories reading all that bolded text

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2025 04:38 PM (w/pUq)

132 >> There were 235000 deaths where covid was listed as a cause of death
The average estimate of early death among those that died was 10 years

If you get taken out by the sniffles, you were not long for this world.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:38 PM (l3YAf)

133 One of the toughest cancers to fight is pancreatic. I believe it may have the highest mortality rate. Ozempic, etc. knowingly impacts pancreatic function. I’m not certain that’s what I would want to be doing to my body. It’s one thing if you do the math with your weight and surmise- gee, I’m gonna die from a heart attack if I don’t shed some weight because I’m morbidly obese. It’s quite another when you need to shed 50 pounds, but don’t have the discipline to do it, and then throw 3 sheets to the wind and take your chances with something that may subtract years off the long end of your life.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:38 PM (MVJU9)

134 BRB. my swimsuit model just asked me to take out the garbage.

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (HcoTw)

135 One GAINZZZ thing I've noticed over the last couple of years - most men's t-shirts are made for a guy with little chest or arm muscle

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

136 Does Amy cook cheeseburgers like her uncle Chuck? If so her weight loss could be salmonella related

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (bfwj/)

137 The true definition of autism is "brain damage"

The autism label hides this.

The US Government, pharma, and HHS have been wrangling for 35 years over the question of "how much brain damage is allowable for American kids?"

You are welcome

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (rbvCR)

138 112 No amount of Ozempic can shrink the ugly on the inside.
Posted by: El Mariachi

------------

Or that face.
She looks like she had an unfortunate encounter with a belt sander.

And she has has that Korean anime jaw -- the one they all get in Korea with plastic surgery because many Korean women are born with pickaxe jawbones.

Did she have Korean jaw surgery too?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (nrWp9)

139 Most winters the flu devastates old people's homes.

And for various reasons no one cares...but WuFlu? It will kill your granny and your kids!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

140 93
WTF?

He let mumdummy stand behind the Resolute Desk??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 04:33 PM (01gtA)

That's the closest he will ever get to it...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2025 04:40 PM (VE6XX)

141 141 Most winters the flu devastates old people's homes.

Like breaking windows and shit?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (HcoTw)

142 Not only did Schumer lose weight, she looks like she had a bit of plastic surgery to correct some of her dodgy facial geometry.

She looks bangin' but she looked bangin' in her early days as well.

She was pretty funny for a chick when she first started.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (XV/Pl)

143 I am amused that the bold continue as clearly, the moving finger has moved on.

I thought Ace like to hang out in Gainz threads.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (jc0TO)

144 Comedian Amy Schumer has deleted all of her old Instagram photos and all that remains are these post weight loss pics:

Her ability to use stairs has suffered. Inelegant, to say the least.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (pqVDs)

145 I agree with the eating time thing. I try to eat before 6pm and no snacking. Helps me to sleep.

But then, what about all the euro countries where they are all consistently eating at 9pm, or even later? I don't know, just throwing that out there.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (3uBP9)

146 South Korea

An overall increase in mortality of 8.7% was observed during the pandemic.
The gap between observed and expected mortality widened over the years, particularly in 2022. (year after vax)
61,277 excess deaths in 2022.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (gbOdA)

147
That's too bad -- she had Sideshow Bob nailed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

She and KJP are The Bobs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (pkeXY)

148 One thing you can't hide,
Is when you're crippled inside.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (oftw2)

149 Oh man, I just did an image search.

Before her shamu-phase, when she was relatively thin, she had pickaxe jawbone and a trailer hitch chin.

So she also had Korean jaw surgery. "It's about health!"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (nrWp9)

150 Most winters the flu devastates old people's homes.

Like breaking windows and shit?
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM

Robots steal their medicine.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (jc0TO)

151 WTF is an "excess death"? Are those the ones that are above and beyond the "acceptable deaths"??
Posted by: Doof

Kinda excess
Mostly excess
Excessier
Excess Excess
and
Real Excess

I learned that in FauxChi medical stats class.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:31 PM (gbOdA)

-----------

You left out the final category: "Excessively Excess."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (+mTgD)

152 What the hell is the cure for her football shaped dome? Maybe we can put her head in a vice? Or should we just breakout the belt sander?

Posted by: That Guy at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (+foWW)

153 Most winters the flu devastates old people's homes.

And for various reasons no one cares...but WuFlu? It will kill your granny and your kids!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, old people have been dying of ARDS and “viral pneumonia” since forever.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:43 PM (l3YAf)

154 The US Government, pharma, and HHS have been wrangling for 35 years over the question of "how much brain damage is allowable for American kids?"

You are welcome
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 04:39 PM (rbvCR)

Schooling causes 10X more.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:43 PM (gbOdA)

155 UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered

You had no such qualms about killing their relatives and leaving them bereft in the first place. Are you sure this isn't more about the accountability phase that approaches?

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 04:43 PM (pqVDs)

156 “Excessive deaths” are deaths above and beyond what are predicted for a given population given demographic data and history.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (l3YAf)

157 What up with her tiny mouth? I was assured she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Posted by: That Guy at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (+foWW)

158 Her ability to use stairs has suffered. Inelegant, to say the least.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (pqVDs)

Stairs, my old nemesis.

Posted by: Joe Biden and/or a Random Dalek at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (PiwSw)

159 Lord I am so glad that the Fat is beautiful stage is over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (uWKK8)

160 143 141 Most winters the flu devastates old people's homes.

Like breaking windows and shit?
Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (HcoTw)

A socialist told me this would grow the economy.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (gbOdA)

161 In GAINZZ news, my big three sets this week were:
1 x 275lbs x 8 squat
1 x 250lbs x 8 squat
2 x 255lbs x 8 squat

1 x 185lbs x 8 bench
1 x 175lbs x 8 bench
2 x 180lbs x 8 bench

1 x 360lbs x 6 deadlift
2 x 330lbs x 6 deadlift

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (Yp6az)

162 What the hell is the cure for her football shaped dome? Maybe we can put her head in a vice? Or should we just breakout the belt sander?

Posted by: That Guy at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (+foWW)

I lol'd

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (dK+Kv)

163 Her jam has been all about body positivity, up until dropping 40 pounds or so.
......

We're gonna need more TP.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

164 I love all the fuglies commenting on how good she looks, like Kathy Griffin. She looks like someone lit her on fire, put her out with a meat mallet, and dragged her across a gravel pit. Most corpses would look better than her.

Posted by: That Guy at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (+foWW)

165
Ace, there's a new Paul Anka bio pic.

Hopefully has some outtakes of him addressing the film crew.

Posted by: Auspex at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)

166 I agree with the eating time thing. I try to eat before 6pm and no snacking. Helps me to sleep.

But then, what about all the euro countries where they are all consistently eating at 9pm, or even later? I don't know, just throwing that out there.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (3uBP9)

----------------

Is that a result of taking siestas (at least in the southern climes)?

Had a friend tell stories about being in Spain and people (including families with kids) out walking the streets of the cities and towns at midnight -- since they take siestas there.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:46 PM (+mTgD)

167 One of the toughest cancers to fight is pancreatic. I believe it may have the highest mortality rate. Ozempic, etc. knowingly impacts pancreatic function. I’m not certain that’s what I would want to be doing to my body. It’s one thing if you do the math with your weight and surmise- gee, I’m gonna die from a heart attack if I don’t shed some weight because I’m morbidly obese. It’s quite another when you need to shed 50 pounds, but don’t have the discipline to do it, and then throw 3 sheets to the wind and take your chances with something that may subtract years off the long end of your life.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 21, 2025 04:38 PM (MVJU9)

Pancreatic cancer is very high mortality, but it’s also relatively rare.

All oral glucose control meds affect pancreatic function. That’s the point. I doubt GLP-1 drugs, which have existed since the 90s, contribute to pancreatic cancer in higher numbers than metformin.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:47 PM (l3YAf)

168 Ace, there's a new Paul Anka bio pic.

Hopefully has some outtakes of him addressing the film crew.
Posted by: Auspex at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM

Where's Joe?!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 04:47 PM (jc0TO)

169 Her jam has been all about body positivity, up until dropping 40 pounds or so.
......

We're gonna need more TP.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

-------------

Are we sure she didn't have an abortion of Michael Moore's lovechild?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:47 PM (+mTgD)

170 The Brits are a real trip.

The Soviets always terrorized people in secret: oh, well your son was best friends with the son of a cop, so when you had a few too many and expressed some dangerous ideological heterodoxy, he found out, and now you never existed.

The Chinese were like this too, and the Cambodians, and the Albanians, and East Germans, and so on.

But the Brits don't bother with any of that. They just arrest people for heterodoxy in broad daylight, and everyone says "oy, he was heterodox, mate! What do you expect? Have you seen the last soccer thing? I'm ready for some dinner and anal, blah blah."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2025 04:48 PM (BI5O2)

171 It would be amusing to go back in time and show the various enviro-nuts that not only are people not starving in the future we have societal level issues because people are too fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

172 I competed in a bodybuilding show last week at definitely not age 29.

It was a lot of fun and quite a challenge. I dropped 45 lbs during my 5 month prep for the show.

Now I intentionally gained weight to gain as much muscle as possible before I started cutting down. And I'm a gym rat and enjoy working out. And bodybuilding is extreme. I'm currently in single digit body fat range after the show.

But I'm sharing because it's still indicative of the fact that you can lose weight and body fat without ozempic or whatever, and without cutting all carbs or doing anything novel.

I tracked everything I ate in those 5 months and dropped my total daily caloric intake 100 calories every week. I ate roughly 40% carbs, 40% protein, 20% fat. While doing cardio 6 days a week along with my normal lifting. My cardio was just incline walking on a treadmill.

Again, extreme because I was doing it for a show. But if you can work on eating a bit less each week, try tracking what you eat to make sure you aren't eating more than your realize (bc you are), and get those steps in, you can achieve your goals.

Posted by: brak at November 21, 2025 04:49 PM (WhwZf)

173 Bet she has some serious hemorrhoids.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

174 I have gainzz.

I started walking 10k steps/5 days a week in September. I've now lost about 15 pounds and people say I look slimmer.

Honestly, I only did it because 1) my daughter figured out how to add a pedometer app to my phone and 2) I got tired of my doctor ragging on me every visit. I do enjoy walking and I go slowly enough to avoid ankle/knee injury.

The little subdivision where I live has very nice sidewalks.

Posted by: Texican ette at November 21, 2025 04:50 PM (SNf74)

175 >> Pancreatic cancer is very high mortality, but it’s also relatively rare.

All oral glucose control meds affect pancreatic function. That’s the point. I doubt GLP-1 drugs, which have existed since the 90s, contribute to pancreatic cancer in higher numbers than metformin.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:47 PM (l3YAf)

Cancer rates are higher in the diabetic population. There are a few studies that point that out. I think the point the poster made is a good one. Only because I don’t believe they fully understand the impact these drugs have (long term) on the pancreas in diabetic and non diabetic cohorts. Personally I always like to lean on the safe side.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (s9qLo)

176 There are many bad side effects from Osempic, but the weight loss to ameliorate diabetes and other obesity related diseases outweighs the risks. Pardon the pun.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (wBaIH)

177 >>> She looks bangin' but she looked bangin' in her early days as well.

She was pretty funny for a chick when she first started.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2025 04:41 PM (XV/Pl)

She had a show or something with that skylvester skallone comedy guy right?

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (3uBP9)

178 Hey Amy!

The most common side effects of Ozempic® may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach (abdominal) pain, constipation and shitting blood for the next 6 months.

Enjoy your time on the Thunder Bucket Of Blood.

Posted by: Dr. Schlong at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (R/m4+)

179 Where do you even get creatine? I don’t want to order from Amazon and end up taking Chinese sawdust.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (HHCfl)

180 174 I competed in a bodybuilding show last week at definitely not age 29

Like we aren't all ripped here. How do you think we score the swimsuit models?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (HcoTw)

181 The US Government, pharma, and HHS have been wrangling for 35 years over the question of "how much brain damage is allowable for American kids?"

Though a lot can be said for the damage coming, to some degree from metabolic dysfunction, the adjuvants in vaccines and Tylenol, but I would bet that Genetic Entropy is playing a larger and larger role each generation.

Medical science has been able to cover up for the shortened life-spans by prolonging lives of those who would have died years before without modern treatments, the statistical age appears to claim that we are living longer. That is not what it means, it just means that those who might have died earlier have extended years due to medical advances.

I predict there will be fewer centenarians, and likely we are going to see fewer and fewer nonagenarians and in coming generations fewer octogenarians as the genetic entropy is no longer covered by medicine's diminishing returns.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:52 PM (nCgQz)

182
Well, hell, I say good for Amy Schumer, Lousy Comedienne, Great Humanitarian for helping the End of the Age of Land Whales.

If she's the one who plunged the dagger into the constant parade of unattractive Women of Too Many Helpings of Potatoes and Boston Cream Pie, then give that girl a Nobel Prize for Esthetic Humanitarianism.

Thank you! Thank you Amy Schumer! And God Bless You for helping to give my eyes more Female Beauty to gaze upon instead of trying to retreat to the back of my skull in response to Blue-Haired Beach Balls displaying their stretch-marks and mysterious alien anatomical folds of flab.

Thank you, Dear Girl!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2025 04:52 PM (iJfKG)

183 Posted by: brak at November 21, 2025 04:49 PM (WhwZf)

Tip o’ the cap

Going through all that work is crazy hard

Posted by: browndog eyeing the Vet warily at November 21, 2025 04:52 PM (TTAGa)

184 Lord I am so glad that the Fat is beautiful stage is over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2025 04:44 PM (uWKK

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Black Women's Unstraightened Hair is the New Beautiful ... and Latest Victim of White Supremacist Racism.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:52 PM (+mTgD)

185 Like we aren't all ripped here. How do you think we score the swimsuit models?

$$$ for some
Charisma for others

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 04:53 PM (kHd4y)

186 Re: Creatine and the "gutz" issues. When taking, the first week is rough. Thereafter, no problems. However, I take the bare minimum (weight formula) and drink a lot of water - like .75oz of water per lb of body weight. Even with the very light Creatine dose, I still get results both mental and physical. Monohydrate, the stuff that is almost powder vs. crystals.

Posted by: scampydog at November 21, 2025 04:53 PM (2bFN5)

187 How did a diabetic treatment medication morph into a weight loss drug literally overnight?

Can we just skip ahead to "therapeutic cancers" that help you lose weight?

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 04:53 PM (pqVDs)

188 Insane in the membrane

Insane in the brain🧠

Posted by: FUPA at November 21, 2025 04:53 PM (b2UQ7)

189 I’m reading this post and the comments to a bunch of people. Y’all are terrible. And funny. BTW you will get a chance to meet us when we all end up in the abyss together.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 04:54 PM (s9qLo)

190 My weight loss journey is shot free gainzzzz. I can’t take them since I have had pancreatitis. My sister did and she said that they just stop you from wanting to eat.

Well, I’m a strong willed guy and that’s a diet I can do. No special foods. Nothing except iron willpower.

So almost 3 weeks ago I started doing dual 48 hour fasts with a clean dinner in between and watching my diet. I’ve gone through three of these.

48 hours. Dinner. 48 hours. Dinner. 3 days of 18/6 low calorie high protein.

I’ve gone from 235 to 222. And I can’t take maintain this afterwards because I just need to do a 48 hour fasts maintenance diet once every week.

I can do this!!!!

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 21, 2025 04:54 PM (CWffy)

191 Kyle Dunnigan, that's who I was thinking of.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:54 PM (3uBP9)

192 Cancer rates are higher in the diabetic population. There are a few studies that point that out. I think the point the poster made is a good one. Only because I don’t believe they fully understand the impact these drugs have (long term) on the pancreas in diabetic and non diabetic cohorts. Personally I always like to lean on the safe side.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (s9qLo)

Sure, if you don’t need it, don’t take it. And, of course, healthy weight loss without drugs is always better than pharma-induced weight loss.

The problem is a lot of obese people simply will not lose the weight and having a drug that helps reduces all-cause mortality.

No drug is safe. Not tylenol, not ozempic. They all carry side effects, but in many cases the cure is better than the disease.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:54 PM (l3YAf)

193 I saw Mysterious Alien Anatomical Folds of Flab open for Blackfoot at the Little Florida Theater.

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 21, 2025 04:55 PM (YU9ff)

194 Hey Amy!

The most common side effects of Ozempic® may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach (abdominal) pain, constipation and shitting blood for the next 6 months.

Enjoy your time on the Thunder Bucket Of Blood.
Posted by: Dr. Schlong
.......

She could just switch to Ex-Lax.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

195 But then, what about all the euro countries where they are all consistently eating at 9pm, or even later? I don't know, just throwing that out there.

Posted by: banana Dream

In Argentina, the earliest the restaurants open up is 9 pm.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 04:55 PM (0U5gm)

196 Where do you even get creatine? I don’t want to order from Amazon and end up taking Chinese sawdust.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I get mine at Walmart. If it is sawdust, it is very finely ground, at least.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 04:56 PM (pqVDs)

197 I'd suggest just eating right. Indians never ate creatine. Neither did Duke Wayne.

Posted by: connected and litigious at November 21, 2025 04:56 PM (s9EN2)

198 How did a diabetic treatment medication morph into a weight loss drug literally overnight?
......

Must have been the chalupas.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

199 Black Women's Unstraightened Hair is the New Beautiful ... and Latest Victim of White Supremacist Racism.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 04:52 PM (+mTgD)

Apparently we need laws to protect nappy headed chicks now.

I hate the GOP so very much.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:58 PM (l3YAf)

200 >> Sure, if you don’t need it, don’t take it. And, of course, healthy weight loss without drugs is always better than pharma-induced weight loss.

The problem is a lot of obese people simply will not lose the weight and having a drug that helps reduces all-cause mortality.

No drug is safe. Not tylenol, not ozempic. They all carry side effects, but in many cases the cure is better than the disease.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 04:54 PM (l3YAf)

I don’t think we disagree. My issue is these drugs come into widespread use without fully understanding the potential long term impacts to various populations. It becomes a quick fix for people who really do t need them, but are to lazy too do the physical or dietary things most doctors recommend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 04:58 PM (s9qLo)

201 > No drug is safe.

If it works, it has side effects. The only safe drug is a non-functional drug.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2025 04:59 PM (Yp6az)

202 >> It becomes a quick fix for people who really do t need them, but are to lazy too do the physical or dietary things most doctors recommend.

Many such cases!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (l3YAf)

203 But then, what about all the euro countries where they are all consistently eating at 9pm, or even later? I don't know, just throwing that out there.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 04:42 PM (3uBP9)

That's because the Dirty Euros sleep all day, smoke cigarettes like the dirty hobos they are, ass fuck then remember to eat around 10 p.m. before doing it all over again the next day. Plus, they are all alcoholics and drug addicts besides being white devils.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (R/m4+)

204 Where do you even get creatine? I don’t want to order from Amazon and end up taking Chinese sawdust.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2025 04:51 PM (HHCfl)

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Per Marcus T's recommendation, I was getting it from Thorne Research (out of New York).

Wifey is now getting it from NutriCost (out of Utah).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (+mTgD)

205 Well, this just goes to show that Schumer is a butterface.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

206 I'd suggest just eating right. Indians never ate creatine. Neither did Duke Wayne.

Fun Fact: Red Meat and fish are rich sources of Creatine.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 21, 2025 05:01 PM (xE0sV)

207 All Creatine comes from China, except Creapure, which is made in Germany.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 05:01 PM (wBaIH)

208 That's because the Dirty Euros sleep all day, smoke cigarettes like the dirty hobos they are, ass fuck then remember to eat around 10 p.m. before doing it all over again the next day. Plus, they are all alcoholics and drug addicts besides being white devils.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (R/m4+)

*peevishly orders tiny cup of coffee*

*adjusts beret*

*lights Gauloises*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:01 PM (l3YAf)

209 Yes, Thorne’s creatine is good to go. So is Creapure. That’s what they used in my TBI study.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 05:01 PM (s9qLo)

210 If it works, it has side effects. The only safe drug is a non-functional drug.
Posted by: bonhomme
_______

Why couldn't a non-functional drug also have side effects? Same principle as bleeding a patient back in the day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:02 PM (XvL8K)

211 "But this agency covering up the vaccine deaths keeps lying, claiming that an anonymized list would still, somehow, reveal the identity of people killed by the clot-shot."

The shitheads actually aren't lying here, in a fashion. Most of the immediate, obvious deaths correlate to really hot lots that had 3, 5, 10x the payload (though overall payload contamination is a longer term issue and affects all public lots). It has been pretty conclusively proven that all of the major players were taking turns expermenting with dosages on the public when you look at WHEN the hot lots went out, with perfectly spaced temporal distribution. This is, of course, Nuremburg/rope territory.

It becomes very easy to correlate your lot to Aunt Bessie keeling over when a subset of the lots has 100x the deaths.

Oh, and when I say "public" lots, that's because pharma got their own special lots just for themselves, because of course they did. Nobody knows if those used the trials/FDA/EMA production method or the method the peasants got.

Said it before, will keep saying it: biggest crime against humanity ever committed. This dwarfs anything in the 20th century.

Posted by: heya at November 21, 2025 05:02 PM (ctAuL)

212 What is the biggest advantage to using creatine?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

213 Fun Fact: Red Meat and fish are rich sources of Creatine.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

I try to limit my red meat intake to only once per meal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 05:02 PM (0U5gm)

214 All Creatine comes from China, except Creapure, which is made in Germany.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 05:01 PM (wBaIH)

Christmas cookies are now made in India. Lots of supplements also come from India.

Great job keeping our food and drugs clean, FDA!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:03 PM (l3YAf)

215 If it works, it has side effects. The only safe drug is a non-functional drug.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2025 04:59 PM (Yp6az)
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If the benefit beats the side effects, that's the win.

My father uses it and said he hasn't noticed any side effects, but he's also an actual diabetic and the weight loss was the side effect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

216 Why couldn't a non-functional drug also have side effects? Same principle as bleeding a patient back in the day.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I give blood only for my own therapeutic effects. I think there was some good effects for some people back then, even.
(Maybe leeches more than bloodletting. Dunno)

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (q6tQZ)

217 199 and how old do Indians live to be? And what's their cognitive abilities? I mean, most did not invent the wheel, fachristssake

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (wBaIH)

218
*peevishly orders tiny cup of coffee*

*adjusts beret*

*lights Gauloises*

___________

*sneers at American tourists*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (tgvbd)

219 >> Oh, and when I say "public" lots, that's because pharma got their own special lots just for themselves, because of course they did. Nobody knows if those used the trials/FDA/EMA production method or the method the peasants got.

Many people at the FDA and in pharma refused the shot. I sure as hell did.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (l3YAf)

220 Said it before, will keep saying it: biggest crime against humanity ever committed. This dwarfs anything in the 20th century.
===
YOU VILL EAT ZEE BUGZ!!!!

Posted by: Hold my beer stein at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (b2UQ7)

221 Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (R/m4+)

I don't know why, but this one really got me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 05:05 PM (g00SI)

222 It's a bold statement, ace, let's see how that works out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2025 05:05 PM (CHHv1)

223 Amy's new stand-up routine is farting the alphabet.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

224 Easy weight loss tip: Immediately after meals or snacks, take a 10-minute stroll. This reduces the amount of insulin your body needs to make in response to your intake and thus suppresses the fat-storing effect of insulin. The effect is not dramatic but it will help fortify your efforts.

Posted by: Emmie at November 21, 2025 05:05 PM (9b91n)

225
What the Creatine dealio all about?

I'm not up on the latest new thing, I guess.

What GAINZZ are y'all supposed to be getting from it?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (iJfKG)

226 Many people at the FDA and in pharma refused the shot. I sure as hell did.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (l3YAf)
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The nurses union in our town threatened to strike over being made to take it, so neither hospital system required it.

Those dumb, ignorant anti-vaxx, anti-science nurses!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (ZOv7s)

227
That's because the Dirty Euros sleep all day, smoke cigarettes like the dirty hobos they are, ass fuck then remember to eat around 10 p.m. before doing it all over again the next day.

___________

They then take the entire month of August off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (tgvbd)

228 > Why couldn't a non-functional drug also have side effects?

Depends on your definition. By context, I can assume your definition of non-functional drug is one that doesn't cause its designed purpose. Of course that sort of drug can have side effects. The definition I intended is more literal. A drug that has no function, one that does nothing, has no side effects.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (Yp6az)

229 UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered
_____

UKHSA: You want answers?!
Avg Englishman: I WANT THE TRUTH!
UKHSA: You can't handle the truth!

Bonus quote:
UKHSA: We're in the business of saving lives,

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

230 *peevishly orders tiny cup of coffee*

*adjusts beret*

*lights Gauloises*

___________

*sneers at American tourists*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM

*shouts profanity at Jewish children*

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (jc0TO)

231 >>>I always like to lean on the safe side.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Is that some kind of pun?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (U5+2P)

232 Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 21, 2025 05:00 PM (R/m4+)

I don't know why, but this one really got me.

Posted by: bear

It was the callback to Zoolander.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (0U5gm)

233 I can picture Dr. John Campbell shaking his head in disgust. He keeps calling for public health agencies to protect the public health and he is disappointed when they don't.

Posted by: Emmie at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (9b91n)

234 I give blood only for my own therapeutic effects. I think there was some good effects for some people back then, even.
(Maybe leeches more than bloodletting. Dunno)
Posted by: MkY
_________

Unless they had some condition caused by excess blood, what possible benefit could there be to bleeding? And does such a condition even exist?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM (XvL8K)

235
*shouts profanity at Jewish children*
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (jc0TO)

__________

*tiny underpowered cars trundle past*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM (tgvbd)

236
I'd say the Best "gainz" I made was adding Fiber & Probiotics to my daily regimen.

A proper Digestive System is literally The Key To Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM (01gtA)

237 A proper Digestive System is literally The Key To Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM

A proper poop is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:09 PM (jc0TO)

238 *tiny underpowered cars trundle past*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM (tgvbd)
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*Citroen burns merrily in the distance*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (ZOv7s)

239 and how old do Indians live to be? And what's their cognitive abilities? I mean, most did not invent the wheel, fachristssake

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (wBaIH)

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"You shut your whore mouth! Everybody knows that the Indians invented the number Zero ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (+mTgD)

240 That could just be the German in me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (jc0TO)

241 214 Many. Increases energy in cells. Retains water in muscles, preventing cramping and enhancing pump. Maintains muscle mass and cognition in seniors. Safe, effective and cheap, when taken in moderation (5g) with at least a cup of water.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (wBaIH)

242 The nurses union in our town threatened to strike over being made to take it, so neither hospital system required it.

Those dumb, ignorant anti-vaxx, anti-science nurses!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:06 PM (ZOv7s)

I told people I’d quit if it was required. Thankfully we were a small company and I was a founder and part-owner so I had some sway.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (l3YAf)

243 The definition I intended is more literal. A drug that has no function, one that does nothing, has no side effects.
Posted by: bonhomme
_______

Aside from maybe a pill filled with water, what could that be? Even salt or sugar could have negative effects on some.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (XvL8K)

244 Those Amy Schumer pics are heavily filtered even after the weight loss. She’s obviously very concerned how she looks now, to the point of significant digital enhancement. That’s the opposite of body positivity.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (ILYem)

245 The definition I intended is more literal. A drug that has no function, one that does nothing, has no side effects.

Posted by: bonhomme

The drug you are thinking of is Placebo.

While not very effective at treating any particular problem, it is able to have some effect on virtually every disease known to mankind. Truly a wonder drug.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (0U5gm)

246 >> Is that some kind of pun?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 21, 2025 05:07 PM (U5+2P)

I need to start putting asterisks on my posts…

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 05:11 PM (s9qLo)

247 Unless they had some condition caused by excess blood, what possible benefit could there be to bleeding? And does such a condition even exist?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Lots of bennies. Lowers the risk of heart attacks (reduces blood viscosity), throws the body into regenerative mode, reduces iron in the blood, so helps liver, etc..

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2025 05:11 PM (q6tQZ)

248 A proper Digestive System is literally The Key To Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:08 PM

A proper poop is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:09 PM (jc0TO)

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Healthy Gut Microbiome FTW!

/Which I do not possess to satisfaction ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 05:11 PM (+mTgD)

249
I highly recommend a good probiotic, such as Align*, and a good Fiber powder, such as Opti-Fiber, or Costco's Kirkland Fiber, which is the same product.

*Align is in blister packs. Go cheap, get cheap. Get a probiotic that is in a blister pack. You DON'T Need to take a probiotic pill every single day of the week -- a couple of times a week (after a "loading dose" week of 1 every day) should suffice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:11 PM (01gtA)

250 I need to start putting asterisks on my posts…
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 05:11 PM (s9qLo)

Puns should be enclosed in [pun][/pun] tags.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:12 PM (l3YAf)

251 A proper poop is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......

I know. You'd think there would be competitions or something.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2025 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

252 7 When your defense against releasing documents is "it could cause distress and anger" your government is lying to you about the vaccines safety.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 04:17 PM (bfwj/)

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If we release the documents, you'll murder us!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 21, 2025 05:12 PM (kDHiw)

253
A proper poop is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: toby928

Indeed.

a proper poop, consistently.

Your bowels should run like a Swiss Watch.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:12 PM (01gtA)

254 I told people I’d quit if it was required. Thankfully we were a small company and I was a founder and part-owner so I had some sway.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (l3YAf)
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Yeah, I was forced to retire by the ANG over it. Despite four cardiologists certifying my request for a waiver, Lloyd Austin's rule was "better dead than unvaxxed" so I put in my papers.

It was really annoying, but having more time to spend with the grandkids has made up for it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

255 She feels better about herself.

This is why people like Piper make so much money.

If you could bottle it (and ozempic and other glp-1s are close) you could ask any price.

Fucking self respect. People want it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

256 A proper poop is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......

I know. You'd think there would be competitions or something.

Posted by: wth

Should we tell them about Folsom Street?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 05:13 PM (0U5gm)

257 The drug you are thinking of is Placebo.

While not very effective at treating any particular problem, it is able to have some effect on virtually every disease known to mankind. Truly a wonder drug.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (0U5gm)

Hilariously enough, in addition to being good at treating every illness known to man, placebos also have tons of side effects. The mind is an amazing thing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:14 PM (l3YAf)

258 "221 >> Oh, and when I say "public" lots, that's because pharma got their own special lots just for themselves, because of course they did. Nobody knows if those used the trials/FDA/EMA production method or the method the peasants got.

Many people at the FDA and in pharma refused the shot. I sure as hell did.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 21, 2025 05:04 PM (l3YAf)"

This is where I haul out the pharma team head who is very publicly a furry.

A lot of these retards were true believers of the triple-masking type, likely were not in on any level of the conspiracy, and thus needed some performative bullshit

The FDA/gov people on the other hand as insider political creatures were busy, per FOIA'ed emails, telling their peers how all the social distancing was bullshit and to not get the shot.

Posted by: heya at November 21, 2025 05:14 PM (ctAuL)

259 Lots of bennies. Lowers the risk of heart attacks (reduces blood viscosity), throws the body into regenerative mode, reduces iron in the blood, so helps liver, etc..
Posted by: MkY
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I did not know that. So is bleeding a patient still a thing then?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (XvL8K)

260 A proper poop is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:09 PM

Why do you think we designed the "inspection shelf"*?

*IYKYK

Posted by: The Dutch at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (Wnv9h)

261 *looks at bowel movement talk*

Sponge, we need to start talking about tits and maybe the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (zZu0s)

262 I did not know that. So is bleeding a patient still a thing then?

Absolutely! It's called a blood bank.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2025 05:16 PM (q6tQZ)

263 Sponge, we need to start talking about tits and maybe the Roman Empire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (zZu0s)
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Well, Amy Schumer's rack was definitely downsized.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:16 PM (ZOv7s)

264 The average American male knows far more about the Roman Empire than the average Italian.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 05:16 PM (jc0TO)

265 OT: Sidebar article on fusion startup. Quote from article: "Today, Valar Atomics became the first startup in history to split the atom."

Um no, not split (fission) but fusion. Not the first company or entity to do it (see thermonuclear weapons--they use fusion). This was the first successful test by a startup to reach "criticality", the point were fusion is self-sustaining (but not generating excess for power generation)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

266 I did not know that. So is bleeding a patient still a thing then?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (XvL8K)
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In Chicago, they use 9mm gauge needles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)

267
That 1985 Travolta-Curtis movie I mentioned earlier, Perfect, has Lorraine Newman in it. Newman's character is obsessed with achieving perfection through exercise & surgery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (01gtA)

268 Your bowels should run like a Swiss Watch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:12 PM (01gtA)
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Indeed.

If you ever have to get some removed, you'll notice the difference.

Fortunately, there are medications that can help. (seriously!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (IBQGV)

269 UKHSA argued that releasing figures would lead to 'distress or anger' of bereaved relatives if connection were discovered

And Speaker Johnson says releasing the Epstein Files may lower confidence in the Government.

Well, we can't have any information released then!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (0sNs1)

270 George Washington largely died from a throat infection that would have been cured in probably two days with today’s antibiotics. But the fact he wanted to keep being bled probably didn’t help.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 05:18 PM (s9qLo)

271 what possible benefit could there be to bleeding? And does such a condition even exist?

I've heard that people do it to lower their ferritin levels. Personally, I'd rather work outside and lose blood the old-fashioned way- by getting stabbed repeatedly by prickers.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2025 05:18 PM (pqVDs)

272 Sponge, we need to start talking about tits and maybe the Roman Empire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM

Viginti sesterii, idem ac in oppido

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2025 05:19 PM (0sNs1)

273 Creatine in water gives me problems.

Mixing with protein powder using heavy cream or yogurt prevents any such problems.

Posted by: biteme at November 21, 2025 05:19 PM (xWS9V)

274 I did not know that. So is bleeding a patient still a thing then?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM (XvL8K)

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Ever since Theodoric of York, medieval barber-surgeon.

/[h/t Steve Martin]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 05:20 PM (+mTgD)

275 Hard working tax payers pay to fatten these people up (EBT) and then pay to make them thin (Obamacare/Ozempic)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 21, 2025 05:20 PM (kDHiw)

276
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 05:21 PM (01gtA)

277 Sponge, we need to start talking about tits and maybe the Roman Empire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:15 PM

Boobs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2025 05:21 PM (Wnv9h)

278 The Roman Empire was pretty huge, and if its statuary is any indicator, their chicks had some totally rockin' tittays.

I hope this public service announcement is better than bowel dissertations.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2025 05:21 PM (BI5O2)

279 The irony of the "body positive" cadre is kind of funny in a creepy sort of way. I recently came across a YouTube video highlighting those known "influencers" (God I hate that title)...who lobbied for being "large" and "in charge." Most of them were dead or medically compromised (as in missing an appendage due to diabetes).

Still, I'm not a big fan of fixing behavioral failings with medication. Too much of a crutch. The less prescriptions the better IMO. Eat a salad.

Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 05:21 PM (dIske)

280 Nood child predators

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 05:21 PM (g00SI)

281
Another buddy of mine around here -- part of an age group a little more 29 than I am -- is now in bad shape. Blood clots, DVT in the legs, and they can't get it under control.

He was another one who blindly followed what he was told, and was jabbed up the wazoo. Lost a paternal cousin to sudden cardiac deaths, and two more such cousins to cancer. One had "turbo brain cancer", you might call it. He went in to the hospital for a heart valve procedure. They noticed some spots on his brain during that. It advanced rapidly and he was dead in two months.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 05:22 PM (w6EFb)

282 Creatine in water gives me problems.

Posted by: biteme at November 21, 2025 05:19 PM (xWS9V)

Bloating?

Also, for whomever mentioned using creatine for cognitive function, I have heard 20-25g dosage per day. Is this safe to take as from whatbi have seen for muscle gain you only do the higher amount for a week and then back off to 3-5g per day?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:22 PM (zZu0s)

283 George Washington largely died from a throat infection that would have been cured in probably two days with today’s antibiotics. But the fact he wanted to keep being bled probably didn’t help.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2025 05:18 PM (s9qLo)
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A British officer at Saratoga got shot sideways through the mouth, losing a couple of teeth and gaining a hole in each cheek. His treatment? Sipping brandy to both numb the pain and keep the wounds clean. He made a full recovery.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2025 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

284 Damn it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

285 238
I'd say the Best "gainz" I made was adding Fiber & Probiotics to my daily regimen.

A proper Digestive System is literally The Key To Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer

I added fiber supplements and lost about 8lbs in the last 4 wks or so. Also, eating fewer calories convincing myself that the smaller plates plus fiber is filling me up. So it's either the fiber or as yet undiagnosed no symptoms cancer causing the weight loss, because I'm still at minimum levels of exercise because work still sucks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 21, 2025 05:23 PM (Dv3i1)

286 The body reacts to blood loss, regardless of the source. It kicks in "healing" stuff, of which I have no knowledge (or memory).
I believe it helps me regenerate some. Any evidence?
Nah...

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2025 05:24 PM (q6tQZ)

287 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 21, 2025 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

Wrong.

Read the article.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2025 05:24 PM (n9ltV)

288 Biff, the treatment for hemochromatosis is having a pint of blood drawn every few weeks. I've done it for the past two years. I'm lean, and a pint is a pound, so it has been a struggle.

Posted by: Wenda at November 21, 2025 05:25 PM (/WpRi)

289 Slowly upping my creatine from 5 grams. No GI yet, so far so good.

I do wonder if spreading it out at 20 grams would be better for GI issues.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2025 05:29 PM (n5tGW)

290 What got really annoying was the demand that everyone repeat, out loud, other people's copes and affirm those copes as 100% true.
________
And that's not gone, or going away. Just because THIS has been solved by a pill, doesn't mean this BS is ending.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 21, 2025 05:29 PM (s0JqF)

291 288 Biff, the treatment for hemochromatosis is having a pint of blood drawn every few weeks. I've done it for the past two years. I'm lean, and a pint is a pound, so it has been a struggle.
Posted by: Wenda at November 21, 2025 05:25 PM (/WpRi)

Blessings on you, Wenda.

Posted by: m at November 21, 2025 05:30 PM (RuTUS)

292 I don't know about that circadian part. If eating late makes you fat, why didn't we all weigh 300 lbs in my college days? We'd drink and then pig out before we crashed.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 21, 2025 05:33 PM (s0JqF)

293 244 Those Amy Schumer pics are heavily filtered even after the weight loss. She’s obviously very concerned how she looks now, to the point of significant digital enhancement. That’s the opposite of body positivity.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 21, 2025 05:10 PM (ILYem)

I wondered about filters. Her chin is very pointy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 05:47 PM (WONhk)

294 Covid jab excessive deaths can't be true. We were assured by very good authority that they were “three vaccines all are very, very good,” “beautiful vaccines”,
”one of the greatest achievements of mankind”.

And as a bonus we got them at "warp speed".

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UK Government Is Hiding Excess Covid Vaccine Deaths
Plus: Ozempic Has Killed the "Body Positivity" Movement with an Assist from Unfunny Comic Amy Schumer