Leftwing Biden Judge Orders the Release of 600 Chicago-Area Criminal Illegal Aliens

As Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino says, ICE and Border Patrol agents "risked their lives" to apprehend these illegal alien criminals.

A federal judge appointed by Joe Biden has ordered more than 600 illegal aliens released from custody after a sweeping immigration crackdown across Illinois -- a decision already igniting backlash as another example of the legal system bending over backward for people who broke the law to be here.
U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Cummings sided with activists from the National Immigrant Justice Center and the ACLU, who argued that Immigration and Customs Enforcement overstepped during "Operation Midway Blitz," the Trump-era enforcement surge that led to more than 3,000 arrests between June and October. The sweep focused on migrants protected by Chicago's sprawling sanctuary network, which continues to shield illegal entrants despite mounting crime concerns.
Cummings' order grants bond to roughly 615 detainees. Even the activists who pushed for the ruling admit the process is chaotic and unclear. "They're all being awarded bond for 615, but how is that process going to happen?" NIJC attorney Mark Fleming said Wednesday, adding that many of those set to be released "are probably all over the country" already.

U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Cummings claims he intends to provide "equitable relief" by ordering the Department of Homeland Security to release any criminal already on ankle monitors or other court-ordered monitoring programs, WLS-TV reported.
Pro-migrant activists claim that ICE and DHS are violating a so-called "Consent Decree" that limits how agents can make warrantless arrests of criminal illegal migrants.
The decree was signed in 2022 when President Joe Biden's deputies agreed to accept curbs drafted by the ACLU. Judges allow consent decrees to bind future administrations.

As you probably know, left-wing activists in the government -- of course including "community organizer" Barack Hussein Obama -- encourage "outside" left-wing groups to sue the government and then settle, granting the left-wing groups all that they desire. They do this to avoid changing the law legislatively, which they do not have the popular mandate to do.

So instead they have created this fraudulent "sue and settle" system, to effectively create laws with no legislators and no signature by the president.

There may be 3,000 total illegals this DEI Biden judge will end up releasing.

Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino: We're going to go even harder. If you release these 650, we're going to arrest 1,650 in response.

TIME TO ARREST THESE JUDGES... THIS IS A CRIME...
Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino has a message for a Federal Judge who wants to release 650 Illegals in Chicago 💥 pic.twitter.com/OZJvAjovSK
— Lillian (@Lillian39878001) November 14, 2025

And of course the "protesters" outside the ICE facility are gearing up for some more Mostly Peaceful Violence:

🚨 FOX NEWS ALERT: Illinois police are making multiple arrests outside the Chicago area ICE facility

"This crowd is getting more violent. This is NOT free speech!" pic.twitter.com/ijSeFMfVbn
— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) November 14, 2025

Meanwhile, protesters in Portland aren't threatening violence -- yet -- but they somehow manage to be nearly as alarming.

Left-wing protesters hold a 1980s themed aerobics class outside ICE detention center in Portland: pic.twitter.com/DwPr6eYoFB
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) November 14, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:22 PM (b8y1m)

2 ?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (b8y1m)

3 I could have lived without seeing that "aerobics" group

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (VE6XX)

4 Release them... into the Rio Grande.

How a local Chicago judge can have jurisdiction over federal law enforcement is beyond me.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (WYStd)

5

Can you say "deliberately precipitating a constitutional crisis?"

"I knew you could!"

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (g6TN6)

6 Prison Staffers FIRED After Stealing Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney-Client Emails and Funneling Them to Rep. Raskin — Who Then Leaked the Stolen Material to Media Under a Fake ‘Whistleblower’ Label

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (GITLP)

7 Butt stroke to the schnozz series.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (b8y1m)

8
This is war.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (n7CIX)

9 4 Release them... into the Rio Grande.

How a local Chicago judge can have jurisdiction over federal law enforcement is beyond me.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (WYStd)

And it sounds like they are gonna comply ... Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

10 Heh

Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2025 06:24 PM (9H7EW)

11 Is this consent decree signed by autopen?

Posted by: Reforger at November 14, 2025 06:25 PM (phGCW)

12 May Jeffrey have encounters in public with his released sparks of divinity, on the regular.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 06:25 PM (wVcYX)

13 The judge can order whatever he wants to order and not face any consequences. What I propose is to release all 600 of those criminals on his front doorstep 5 at a time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:25 PM (0N4FZ)

14 And a "judge" doesn't like Duffy's new rules for truck drivers either

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX)

15 How many divisions does Judge have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:26 PM (b8y1m)

16 The country needs a complete house cleaning.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2025 06:26 PM (YwEeS)

17 Maybe it's time for the judges to wear ankle bracelets.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:26 PM (H03ba)

18 As Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino says, ICE and Border Patrol agents "risked their lives" to apprehend these illegal alien criminals.

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F*ck all the local shitholes -- ICE should be sending them one-way to Alligator Alcatraz, Club Gitmo, or CECOT for incarceration and eventual deportation once sufficiently punished.

Jeebus, this isn't rocket surgery when you know you're dealing with American-hating Death-Cult Satanic Nihilists in these turd-world shithole cities ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:26 PM (YMXsV)

19
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Thank you! That's where I'm leaning as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 06:27 PM (QVmho)

20 The judge can order whatever he wants to order and not face any consequences. What I propose is to release all 600 of those criminals on his front doorstep 5 at a time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:25 PM (0N4FZ)

SECONDED.

Posted by: pookysgirl so moves at November 14, 2025 06:27 PM (Wt5PA)

21 https://tinyurl.com/35vae3fm

Willowed from last thread - White House source for food tariff removals...

"The President has thus determined that certain agricultural products shall no longer be subject to the reciprocal tariffs. Some of these products include:
coffee and tea;
tropical fruits and fruit juices;
cocoa and spices;
bananas, oranges, and tomatoes;
beef; and
additional fertilizers"

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 06:27 PM (tOcjL)

22
The judges releasing the assholes have security that we peons don't have. Remove their security and see if they change their tune.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:27 PM (3ek7K)

23 " Pro-migrant activists claim that ICE and DHS are violating a so-called "Consent Decree" that limits how agents can make warrantless arrests of criminal illegal migrants.

The decree was signed in 2022 when President Joe Biden's deputies agreed to accept curbs drafted by the ACLU. Judges allow consent decrees to bind future administrations."

Point of order every single one of these criminal illegals have had a deportation order signed and issued by a judge. That is legally the exact same thing as an arrest warrant. Consent decree or not they have all been ordered by a judge to be deported.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)

24 Every illegal should beat feet to Illinois.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:28 PM (zzXla)

25 funny how the arrests of criminals coincide with drop in crime !

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

26

Nihilists, Donny, you're out of your depth here

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 06:29 PM (g6TN6)

27 Maybe it's time for the judges to wear ankle bracelets.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

With loose wires, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2025 06:29 PM (mlg/3)

28 Can the Trebuchets reach Illinois?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:29 PM (b8y1m)

29 These clowns in fright wigs are beginning to bore me. Don't ever be boring.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2025 06:29 PM (9ipOP)

30 3 I could have lived without seeing that "aerobics" group
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM

###

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy.”
~ George Orwell

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:29 PM (mGZqU)

31 Some local asshole judge?

Cool. Invoke the Insurrection Act. If the local cops decide to interfere because hey, they are JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS, they can get stomped by the Feds too.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 06:30 PM (sVOFR)

32 coffee and tea;👍
tropical fruits 👍
and fruit juices;👻
cocoa and spices;👍
bananas, oranges, and tomatoes;👍
beef; 👍👍
and
additional fertilizers ☣️

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:30 PM (g47mK)

33 Rum?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:31 PM (b8y1m)

34 Left-wing protesters hold a 1980s themed aerobics class outside ICE detention center in Portland:

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Where's a fleet of large drones -- which Trump can pilot remotely to drop pig shit on these freaks -- when you need them?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:31 PM (YMXsV)

35 Democrat terms last for eternity. Everything decided under a Democrat becomes the law of the land, inviolate. Everything implemented under a Republican must be continuously delayed until it’s moot. And the R’s just sit there with their thumbs up their ass. Duuuh ok then I guess you win again, oh well. hurr hurr hurr

Posted by: banana Dream at November 14, 2025 06:31 PM (k2ly0)

36 If they were arrested legally, the answer to these judges is a very firm, "NO." Perhaps, "Not only no, but hell no."

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:31 PM (yKmBH)

37 I guess they have to come up with 1500 dollars bond and some or all get ankle bracelets ... Yeah... That's gonna work

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

38 LOLGF.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:32 PM (b8y1m)

39 I could have lived without seeing that "aerobics" group
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (VE6XX)

They're no 20 Minute Workout.
https://youtu.be/jtVtzi9sVpQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 06:32 PM (wVcYX)

40
Didn't that Neanderthal Chicago mayor say he didn't want more illegals once upon a time? Didn't he say some kind of humanitarian crisis was happening?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (n7CIX)

41 >>Some local asshole judge?

Federal judge. It's already been appealed by the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (viF8m)

42
Really getting sick & tired of the fucking games.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (Me7gi)

43 I think by the precedents already in place ICE can just ship them out of state and the judge can just pound sand about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

44

Just like every history must be rewritten. What the battle between Harold and William the Conqueror? Let's add girl bosses and blacks to the cast! Nothing like that large afro Caribbean contingent in England in 1066

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (g6TN6)

45 Rum?

Bajan Mount Gay Dark Eclipse is 19.99. What more do you want ??!

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (g47mK)

46 We need Piper to critique that aerobics routine for us...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (VE6XX)

47 I guess they have to come up with 1500 dollars bond and some or all get ankle bracelets ... Yeah... That's gonna work
Posted by: It's me donna

There should be a million dollar cash deposit for an ankle bracelet

Posted by: Miklos has Solutions at November 14, 2025 06:34 PM (u+AWT)

48 additional fertilizers ☣️
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:30 PM (g47mK)

Poo?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:34 PM (yKmBH)

49
Arrest and Immediately Deport.

Stop fucking about. Deport them Immediately. Goodbye. Adios. Gone.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2025 06:34 PM (Me7gi)

50 So instead they have created this fraudulent "sue and settle" system, to effectively create laws with no legislators and no signature by the president.
---
Yup, I've been sounding this alarm for years now.

It's an end run around our system of law.

And it's all done with ~~mirrors~~judges.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

51 Leftwing Biden Judge Orders the Release of 600 Chicago-Area Criminal Illegal Aliens
—Ace

Easy.
Take them to they Judges courtroom.
Have the asshole sign for custody of each and every one of them.

Then te-arrest when they run out the back door.

Then arrest judge for aiding and abetting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2025 06:35 PM (/lPRQ)

52 additional fertilizers. S S S.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:35 PM (zzXla)

53 Wife uses Wray and Nephew for her rum cakes. I don’t think any one drinks the stuff.

Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2025 06:35 PM (9H7EW)

54 We need Piper to critique that aerobics routine for us...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (VE6XX)
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She needs to pipe up?

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)

55 39 I could have lived without seeing that "aerobics" group
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 06:23 PM (VE6XX)

They're no 20 Minute Workout.
https://youtu.be/jtVtzi9sVpQ
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 06:32 PM

Back when women were women.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:36 PM (YUV/S)

56 I can handle this. Where is the autopen?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:36 PM (b8y1m)

57 asshole judge?

-
Objection! Repetitiously redundant!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 06:36 PM (L/fGl)

58 Obama took over 15 police departments with consent decrees and told them how to do their jobs--or not do their jobs, mainly. I don't remember any judges or ACLU objecting to this.

But enforcing the immigration law? Revolution time.

Chicago is absolutely f***ked.

Posted by: Random PJ at November 14, 2025 06:36 PM (RRCAT)

59
And the R’s just sit there with their thumbs up their ass. Duuuh ok then I guess you win again, oh well. hurr hurr hurr
Posted by: banana Dream

Have to be gentlemanly.
Fight?
Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:36 PM (pkeXY)

60 Geriatric aerobics is somehow gonna show those icky ice people what for?

That woman has a slapped-in-the-ass-with-a-shovel ass.

Probably where she had her brains removed from.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (yKmBH)

61
We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

62 Aerobics lead by a granny as a means of "protest", and we're supposed to label this normal behavior?

Posted by: Crusader at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

63 Bajan Mount Gay Dark Eclipse is 19.99. What more do you want ??!
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (g47mK)

====

*snickers in back of the classroom*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2025 06:38 PM (9ipOP)

64 "Equitable" is a leftist code word for "I'll make shit up as I go along". There is legal equity, but this judge is a social justice warrior

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 06:38 PM (bfwj/)

65 How about a nice 12 gauge-themed protest busting PT party? I'll brings the sour cream and onion dip and ridged chips.

Posted by: Cowboy Diplomacy at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (7Q0e+)

66 We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K)
---
Sammiches aren't no ways wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

67 61
We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

Naturally. Probably best to nuke us from orbit to be sure.

Of course, you will then have no boobs to look at, play with, and idolize, nor any children, and you will have to suck each other off since there would be no pussy.

But have it your way.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (yKmBH)

68 *gasps*

Well, I never!

*clutches pearls*

The Very IDEA!

*puts hands on hips. stomps foot*

That does - no adjective is off the table!!

Posted by: GOPe Letter Writing Wing at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (YUV/S)

69 We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons

And if you happen to be a boomer..double whammy.

Posted by: Tuna at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (lJ0H4)

70 Unsweetened Tea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (b8y1m)

71 I love leotards, but on grannies? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (Cl3L+)

72
tcn,

Yep.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (3ek7K)

73 sour cream and onion dip and ridged chips.
Posted by: Cowboy Diplomacy at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (7Q0e+)

Heathen. That dip demands Fritos.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (yKmBH)

74 I am in trouble a lot at times, but I would laugh at the aerobics class and be attacked while laughing. I laugh loud, up and down scales, and depending on the mood, I fall out of chairs. Sometimes I end with a snort. That is aerobic for me.

Then, I guess, I'd be arrested for laughing. It has come to this.

Before I laugh I'd say, "Nobody wants to see dat!" To what purpose under heaven does this serve, excactly? It could cause self-deportation is all I can figure out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (MAl//)

75 I was getting a cocoa-based natural sleep aid product -- which worked pretty well -- out of Australia called "Collagen Dream."

They stopped selling & shipping to the US a few months ago owing to Trump's tariffs.

What did I do instead? Bought and am using a US-based product (MoonBrew) -- which was the whole point of his America First agenda.

BTW -- we just bought from a local ranch at the farmer's market a total of 3-pound bone-in ribeye (two cuts of) steaks that's non-GMO, non-MRNA, non-antibiotic, and regenerative (no pesticides) for $100.

Damn ... that's gonna be a rare (no pun intended) occurrence.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (YMXsV)

76 sour cream + onion = happiness
(and bad breath)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (Cl3L+)

77 49
Arrest and Immediately Deport.

Stop fucking about. Deport them Immediately. Goodbye. Adios. Gone.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Ding ding ding!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (W2Pud)

78 Good news, everyone! A medical miracle!

I have a strong stomach but without fail the phrase "drug induced chestfeeding liquid" makes me physically nauseous

'An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

-
Well, Jesus turned water into wine and it was a miracle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

79 Of course, you will then have no boobs to look at, play with, and idolize, nor any children, and you will have to suck each other off since there would be no pussy.

But have it your way.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM

Let's not get too hasty here......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (0N4FZ)

80 >> Thank you! That's where I'm leaning as well.

I think the way I'd look at that is to think of a total number of shots N, and those shots are somehow distributed as better and worse. That is N1 = a*N, and N2 = b*N.

So
P_surv = [(1-p1)^a * (1 -p2)^b]^N

And then I'd equate the term inside the brackets as some aggregate survival prob, (1 - p_a) = (1-p1)^a*(1-p2)^b.

The thus "aggregate" kill prob would be p_a.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (w6EFb)

81

And I expect Kamala will be out begging for donations to bail them all out. Don't expect Chicagoans to do it--they liked the lower crime.

Posted by: Random PJ at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (RRCAT)

82 Another Commissar Judge strikes again.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (+qU29)

83 That aerobics class is so not hot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (fGmWu)

84 72
tcn,

Yep.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:40 PM (3ek7K)

*winks*

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:41 PM (yKmBH)

85 So long farewell auf wedersehn goodbye.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:42 PM (b8y1m)

86 *hands tcn a G&T*

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:42 PM (zzXla)

87 If I were President Trump I would tell ICE to keep them and get them deported immediately.
Who elected Cummings to run the Immigration Bureau?

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM (+qU29)

88 Link to the medical miracle.

https://is.gd/wu5KfC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM (L/fGl)

89 " Bajan Mount Gay Dark Eclipse is 19.99."

Oh my!

So basically, twenty bucks, same as in town?

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

90 We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

If I never had to see that Orwell quote about young women again, I would be very happy.

Posted by: pookysgirl, supervising a piano "lesson" at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM (Wt5PA)

91 What's a G&T?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM (Cl3L+)

92 But, but, Chicago is the birthplace of "This is MAGA country".

How could this happen there?!?!?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 14, 2025 06:44 PM (5yDGQ)

93 Drop the Chicago illegals off in front of Mayor Conehead's house, or in a nice wealthy liberal neighborhood. Here's what you voted for.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 06:44 PM (bfwj/)

94 PSA: Lotta good Terry Gilliam content on TCM tonight.

Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Time Bandits, Holy Grail, Life of Brian

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 14, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)

95
Prison Staffers FIRED After Stealing Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney-Client Emails and Funneling Them to Rep. Raskin — Who Then Leaked the Stolen Material to Media Under a Fake ‘Whistleblower’ Label
Posted by: SMOD

==============

How is everyone in this scenario EXCEPT Maxwell not a felon??

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (n7CIX)

96 Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (b8y1m)

97 >blows whistle

Math on the blog! Math on the blog! Math on the blog!

>blows whistle

>throws flag

Posted by: Ref wearing a zebra shirt at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (1NC3z)

98 Rep. Eric Swalwell Mulls Gubernatorial Run to Win Back Heart of Chinese Spy
--Daniel Greenfield
====

Swalwell would be a worthy successor. Like Gavin, he is quite dumb, a Party creation, culled out of local Bay area politics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (9ipOP)

99 Ignore this judge or liquidate or otherwise dispose of the criminal aliens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (x0n13)

100 Call it what it is. 600 illegals being released into the public to continue the lawbreaking?

This judge is a Domestic Enemy of the United States.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (dadcM)

101 Boss, ah.
I do know GTE. My dad worked for 'em...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 06:46 PM (Cl3L+)

102 and you will have to suck each other off since there would be no pussy.

But have it your way.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 14, 2025 06:39 PM (yKmBH)

Hold on a second. Let's not be hasty...

Guys, they sound crazy enough to do it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

103 91 What's a G&T?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 06:43 PM

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: If you have to ask... at November 14, 2025 06:46 PM (WwJXd)

104 "Equitable" is a leftist code word for "I'll make shit up as I go along". There is legal equity, but this judge is a social justice warrior

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 06:38 PM (bfwj/)

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"Equity" is the collective and/or authoritarian "legally" robbing Peter to pay Paul -- be it financial, economic, and/or "Justice" system THEFT of assets and/or rights ... same as it ever was.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:46 PM (YMXsV)

105 >blows whistle

Math on the blog! Math on the blog! Math on the blog!

>blows whistle

>throws flag
Posted by: Ref wearing a zebra shirt at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (1NC3z)

*Star Trek Red Alert siren*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

106 Math on the blog! Math on the blog! Math on the blog!

>blows whistle

>throws flag
Posted by: Ref wearing a zebra shirt at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (1NC3z)
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So much math the board itself is thrashing in fits.

YOU MANIAC!!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!!

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)

107 Tanquery is highly guzzalable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:47 PM (b8y1m)

108
See, if the "elites" had to deal with what we normals have to deal with everyday they might change their tune.

Remove all their security, make them live in the real world and they might change their tune.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:47 PM (3ek7K)

109 95
Prison Staffers FIRED After Stealing Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney-Client Emails and Funneling Them to Rep. Raskin — Who Then Leaked the Stolen Material to Media Under a Fake ‘Whistleblower’ Label
Posted by: SMOD

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How is everyone in this scenario EXCEPT Maxwell not a felon??
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (n7CIX)

Normally I say Fuck Cancer, but in Raskin's case, my attitude is quite fungible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2025 06:48 PM (x0n13)

110 OT.

Navy Vets, how exactly do battlestations work? Is there a siren? Lights?

Lie to me if you have to. Its probably kind of pedestrian, isn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

111 Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (b8y1m)
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Gin and Tequila?

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)

112 That was like polynomials or derivatives or something.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (9ipOP)

113 fourseasons, there are no "elites". Fuckers put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else. Legends in their own minds.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (zzXla)

114 * KLAXON HORN *

MATH!
MATH!
MATH!
MATH!

Posted by: The Board at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (krQz2)

115
'An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

We need our own NHS, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (pkeXY)

116
Amen Ben.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (3ek7K)

117 But, but, Chicago is the birthplace of "This is MAGA country".

How could this happen there?!?!?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 14, 2025 06:44 PM (5yDGQ)

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Make Strange Fruit Great Again!

/start with The Rogue District Clown Judges

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (YMXsV)

118 Wave motion guns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (b8y1m)

119 Rep. Raskin?

Antibiotic resistant flesh eating bacteria

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (4M26g)

120 "Navy Vets, how exactly do battlestations work? Is there a siren? Lights?"

I've never served, but I know that it's actually called General Quarters.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (XQo4F)

121 How many divisons does the judge have

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (nGraA)

122 Tannoy - "General Quarters. General Quarters."

Along with a klaxon call.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (4M26g)

123 'An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

We need our own NHS, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (pkeXY)

Heh. That's an interesting logic trap. If there is milk produced, then the milk is from a woman and hence safe. If it is from a dude, it does not exist. So they ARE right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

124 Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:45 PM (b8y1m)
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Gin and Tequila?

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)

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Groove and Tongue?

/phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM (YMXsV)

125 >> how exactly do battlestations work? Is there a siren? Lights?

It's Red Alert, obviously. You have these red lights flashing in the corridors, and Majel Barret's voice says, "Red Alert! ... Red Alert! ..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

126 That was like polynomials or derivatives or something.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (9ipOP)
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That's not integral to the discussion.

Posted by: The Board at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

127 I've never served, but I know that it's actually called General Quarters.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (XQo4F)

That's a bit disappointing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

128 Groove and Tongue?

/phrasing?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM (YMXsV)

Lesbians?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

129
Navy Vets, how exactly do battlestations work? Is there a siren? Lights?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Its' GENERAL QUARTERS!!
With a gonging sound over the 1MC (loudspeaker)

At least that's what it was like 50 years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:53 PM (pkeXY)

130 50 So instead they have created this fraudulent "sue and settle" system, to effectively create laws with no legislators and no signature by the president.
---
Yup, I've been sounding this alarm for years now.

It's an end run around our system of law.

And it's all done with mirrorsjudges.
Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

___________________________

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) takes it even a step further. They will issue a grant with an organization based on some false premise with the ultimate goal of having that org. use the money to sue the EPA back on a particular issue, then the EPA attorneys with either tank the defense or stipulate to the plaintiffs position.

Thankfully, Trump learned a little something in his first term and immediately had Zeldin pull grants, pull back those already issued, and then went to work pulling back regulations.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

131 Wave motion gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4phT2Vukvn0

Yamato hasshin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2025 06:53 PM (4M26g)

132 If I were President Trump I would tell ICE to keep them and get them deported immediately.
Who elected Cummings to run the Immigration Bureau?

This^^^^^

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (nGraA)

133 Remember to never call a Red Alert too soon otherwise your best friend gets spaced. Oops oopsie.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (9ipOP)

134 I think groove and tongue is carpentry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (b8y1m)

135 *That's not integral to the discussion.*

We multiply by dividing.

Posted by: Single cell organisms at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (XQo4F)

136 How many divisons does the judge have

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (nGraA)

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How many FBI field offices training, supporting & supplying groomed Pantyfa shock troops are located in and around Shitcago?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (YMXsV)

137 An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

It’s pus water

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (nGraA)

138 Wave motion gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4phT2Vukvn0

Yamato hasshin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2025 06:53 PM (4M26g)
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Souka

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

139 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (zzXla)

140 The Paolo, he knows about this, how you say, groove and tongue.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (XQo4F)

141 "Navy Vets, how exactly do battlestations work? Is there a siren? Lights?"

I've never served, but I know that it's actually called General Quarters.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXQ_8e63wmE

That's pretty much accurate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (0N4FZ)

142 I think groove and tongue is carpentry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 06:54 PM (b8y1m)

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That's what she said when I was hammering her.

/I denounce myself ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:56 PM (YMXsV)

143 Tongue and groove is closer to joinery.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (zzXla)

144 Bertram, what was your "battle station"?

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (vFG9F)

145 That was like polynomials or derivatives or something.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (9ipOP)
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That's not integral to the discussion.
Posted by: The Board at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM

Not even tangentially?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

146 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM (zzXla)

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Especially if you strap a bunch to the wings.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (YMXsV)

147 and
additional fertilizers"
Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 06:27 PM (tOcjL)

Woot!

Posted by: The Paolo at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (npFr7)

148 Ignore this judge or liquidate or otherwise dispose of the criminal aliens.
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We could re-arrange the words and find other acceptable options.

Posted by: Crusader at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

149 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM

African or European?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM (0sNs1)

150 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

Palletized or stacked?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)

151 Dang it, off gayass Star Trek sock.

Serious question, BC Jr.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

152 ShainS, a good evening to you and your lovely wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM (zzXla)

153
Thank you, publius!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (QVmho)

154 Would a Democrat release MAGA detainees? Or conservatives arrested for "parading?"

An anxious nation awaits the answer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (NwnyJ)

155
Bertram, what was your "battle station"?

Forward engine room on the minesweeper.
B&A crane on the LPD.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (pkeXY)

156 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM

African or European?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM

Someone had to go there.........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (0N4FZ)

157 An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'
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We should be allowed to smack anyone who utters or releases a statement of that type, with the understood meaning of the smack to be "Try that again in English, or better yet DON'T."

Posted by: Crusader at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

158 It's called General Quarters, because the cabin boys might be confused if it were Admiral Quarters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

159
There was a later episode of Enterprise where they had fun with how Red Alert came about. The ships tactical officer was a Lt. Reid. Now, Reid came up with the bright idea of some quick command the captain could give that would initiate quick and standard procedures to bring all defense and weapons systems online quickly. One order than would put the ship in a state of tactical readiness.

They called it a "Reid Alert" informally. And then they got to thinking, we need some other name for your Reid Alert thing, something that would convey the meaning better....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

160 *African or European?*

LOL

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (XQo4F)

161 Especially if you strap a bunch to the wings.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (YMXsV)

That flight attendant is gonna have to wear some heavy high heels while serving tequila to passengers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (Cl3L+)

162 Wife uses Wray and Nephew for her rum cakes. I don’t think any one drinks the stuff.
Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2025 06:35 PM (9H7EW)

Here's how bored I am: I went to the W&N website and was prompted to enter a DOB before proceeding. Through dogged trial and error, I found that 1900, Jan. 1. is the earliest acceptable birthday. The year 1899 is right out...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (nbLIj)

163 That was like polynomials or derivatives or something.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2025 06:49 PM (9ipOP)
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That's not integral to the discussion.
Posted by: The Board at November 14, 2025 06:52 PM

Not even tangentially?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

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I'm digging this thread's log rhythm ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (YMXsV)

164 Brothers and sisters, are you up for the fight? Charlemange the Gonif thinks so.
Jasmine Crockett is and she's gathering Congressional
recruits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (2IDgU)

165 Also this for General Quarters
https://tinyurl.com/3ajkftdh

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (+qU29)

166 Left-wing protesters hold a 1980s themed aerobics class outside ICE detention center in Portland:

Gaaaayyyyy!!!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (ycI94)

167 I think a C-130 would cube out before it weighed out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1)

168 "Forward engine room on the minesweeper.
B&A crane on the LPD.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Cool. Thanks! I'm curious about the same for other Navy vets here too.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

169 That flight attendant is gonna have to wear some heavy high heels while serving tequila to passengers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (Cl3L+)

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Magnetic Moon Boots FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (YMXsV)

170 * waves to Joe Kidd*

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (zzXla)

171 'An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

We need our own NHS, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (pkeXY)

Heh. That's an interesting logic trap. If there is milk produced, then the milk is from a woman and hence safe. If it is from a dude, it does not exist. So they ARE right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

Unless they own a factory they didn't "produce" the milk at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

172 It's not my type of thing, but at 8pm, Detroit PBS has Rush, the Time Machine Tour, Live in Concert.

Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (Sco7b)

173 "...smack anyone who utters or releases a statement of that type..."

They're not allowed to "express" themselves?

Posted by: SWIDT? at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (XQo4F)

174
btw, this is the perfect post for Ace to include the JCVD Nut Punch image

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (Me7gi)

175 115
'An NHS trust has said that breast milk produced by trans women who assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.'

We need our own NHS, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:50 PM (pkeXY)

what in the F*CK has happened to the UK? I mean, F*CK! Muslims getting away with raping thousands of English women, their cops arresting people for sending political memes, and protecting fake tits and perverts from abusing children?

WHAT THE F*CK! AARRRGGGHHHHH!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (dadcM)

176

I think groove and tongue is carpentry.
Posted by: Boss Moss

How dare you!
- Lesbians everywhere

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 07:03 PM (QVmho)

177 Bertram, what was your "battle station"?

Forward engine room on the minesweeper.
B&A crane on the LPD.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM

I was a nozzleman on the aft O2 level fire station. I would have been the first guy burned up if there was a fire.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

178 Consent decrees can be exited/voided. Administration recently did so.

For the zillionth time - robotically complying with every court action, no matter how lawless or unconstitutional, which is the Legal Cult instinct - reinforces national decline.

Exit the consent decree. Or rename yourself the Biden Administration and be clear neither national interest nor ICE personnel and their welfare matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2025 07:03 PM (t7UuU)

179 Don't people wonder who General Quarters is?

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2)

180

A newly revealed memo reported by the Wall Street Journal justifying the Trump administration's series of military strikes on boats in international Caribbean waters declares fentanyl to be a chemical weapons threat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2025 07:03 PM (pkeXY)

181 How is this not conspiracy if not treason?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

182
Defy the judge. Denounce this as an illegal order.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (VWtfl)

183 And, of course, the RNC is sleeping on the job. They should be doing a "full court press" in Chicago going door to door in predominately black neighborhoods, setting up "town halls" with community organizers and not only asking, publicizing, and exploiting the position of the residents there (which isn't pro-illegal immigration). They should be educating those same people on how some white liberal judge thinks A-OK for illegals to remain despite the drop in crime and an opening job market.

This is an opportunity lost.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (dIske)

184 Brothers and sisters, are you up for the fight? Charlemange the Gonif thinks so.
Jasmine Crockett is and she's gathering Congressional
recruits.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (2IDgU)

What? Is she going to March on the Capitol?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

185 173 "...smack anyone who utters or releases a statement of that type..."

They're not allowed to "express" themselves?
Posted by: SWIDT? at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (XQo4F)

You know what else gets expressed? Anal glands.

Posted by: Drink up! at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (TbWk/)

186 Seattle elects a Socialist Mayor. Great, par for the course.

Posted by: Case at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (9HFDU)

187 ere's how bored I am: I went to the W&N website and was prompted to enter a DOB before proceeding. Through dogged trial and error, I found that 1900, Jan. 1. is the earliest acceptable birthday. The year 1899 is right out...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (nbLIj)

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Before DOGE, you would have received Social Security (and other welfare system goodies as they rely on checking that database for verification) benefits if you were born in the 19th century!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (YMXsV)

188 Send the Army Corps of Engineers to remove the doors and exterior walls of Judge's house.

If we can't have borders, neither can you.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (tAUui)

189 >>> Here's how bored I am: I went to the W&N website and was prompted to enter a DOB before proceeding. Through dogged trial and error, I found that 1900, Jan. 1. is the earliest acceptable birthday. The year 1899 is right out...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2025 07:00 PM (nbLIj)

I hate forms that only have a single scrolling dropdown I’m the scrolling for like an hour. I’d lie but sometimes it’s for legal or work stuff. I want to strangle the f’ing 19yo that made the interface.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (k2ly0)

190 General Quarters is General Assemblys cousin

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (zzXla)

191 what in the F*CK has happened to the UK? I mean, F*CK! Muslims getting away with raping thousands of English women, their cops arresting people for sending political memes, and protecting fake tits and perverts from abusing children?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (dadcM)
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Sounds like you answered your own question.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)

192 156 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:55 PM

African or European?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM

Someone had to go there.........
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM (0N4FZ)

My idea is to not put them in seatbelts but stack them like cordwood. Zip tie them and whatever happens happens. This will save fuel. I also would request a camera to watch, please.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (MAl//)

193 what in the F*CK has happened to the UK? I mean, F*CK! Muslims getting away with raping thousands of English women, their cops arresting people for sending political memes, and protecting fake tits and perverts from abusing children?

WHAT THE F*CK! AARRRGGGHHHHH!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2025 07:02 PM (dadcM)

You forgot not releasing terminally ill babies to external doctors willing to treat them despite the parents wanting it. Must be a death charge they wanted to collect.

I haven't forgotten the Dancing Nurses during Covid.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

194 Shouldn't it be Admiral Quarters?

Posted by: I thought this was a Navy thing at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (XQo4F)

195 How many 125 year olds are on SS?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 07:06 PM (b8y1m)

196 How is this not conspiracy if not treason?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2025 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

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Power of *AND* ... embraced!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:06 PM (YMXsV)

197
Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

It can handle an 80-120 head strong comoany of airborne infantry. So without the combat gear, maybe as many as 160? As someone posted above, it would cube out before weight out. I used to plan a load at 15,000 pounds as that was the average peacetime load out weight for the fleet.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (QVmho)

198 194 Shouldn't it be Admiral Quarters?
Posted by: I thought this was a Navy thing at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (XQo4F)

Rear Admiral Quarters

Posted by: Definitely a Navy thing at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (TbWk/)

199 I am trying to not think about trans milk.

Which is how I handle things. If I don't think about it, put it in my brain or see it, never happened.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (MAl//)

200 Male breast milk?

Utterly ridiculous.

Posted by: Rimshot at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (XQo4F)

201 General Nick Quarters.

...

You've been warned.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

202 Some people think we are rolling hard against evil.
We've pulled out of Reverse and are Idling forward.
That's the best we are doing.
It's time to get tough or
we'll be lost.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (2IDgU)

203 Rear Admiral Quarters

Posted by: Definitely a Navy thing at November 14, 2025 07:07 PM (TbWk/)
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"Hind" to his friends.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

204 I used to plan a load at 15,000 pounds as that was the average peacetime load out weight for the fleet.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Missing a zero?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

205
I haven't forgotten the Dancing Nurses during Covid.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

I would have to see it for myself to believe they were real nurses. I don't believe it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (MAl//)

206 194 Shouldn't it be Admiral Quarters?
Posted by: I thought this was a Navy thing

Lena Dunham can come right up to mine! Hubba hubba!
🦑 🍆 💦 🐋

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (ycI94)

207 >>> Heh. That's an interesting logic trap. If there is milk produced, then the milk is from a woman and hence safe. If it is from a dude, it does not exist. So they ARE right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

You are not understanding the gross thing that is actually being discussed here and envy you. Stay golden ponyboy.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 14, 2025 07:08 PM (k2ly0)

208 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

With or without a roof rack?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2025 07:09 PM (tAUui)

209 There appeared to be a number of actual women in that aerobic group video. Do any of you have any of their phone numbers? Mmm - so tasty.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 14, 2025 07:09 PM (Da7Vv)

210 Interesting in the choice of music for that last video.

Because all those old hippies voting for Biden* might not have started the fire, but they sure as h### did throw gasoline and logs on it.

(* and enabling thee fraud that got those 81 million votes LOL.)

Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2025 07:10 PM (9tT1a)

211 No human is 125 years old who is alive

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 07:10 PM (+qU29)

212 An Ob needs an Optometrist.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

213 208 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

With or without a roof rack?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

THE MAGATS ARE DUMPING KIDNAPPED MIGRANTS INTO THE SEA AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Antifa Frog wearing a tinfoil hat posting on Reddit at November 14, 2025 07:11 PM (ycI94)

214 No human is 125 years old who is alive

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 07:10 PM (+qU29)
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Bigot!

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)

215 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

With parachutes: Not enough.
Without parachutes: A start.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 14, 2025 07:12 PM (Da7Vv)

216 ShainS, a good evening to you and your lovely wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 06:58 PM (zzXla)

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Right back at you, darlin', from both of us sitting here!

And also *synchronized waves to Joe Kidd* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:12 PM (YMXsV)

217 Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 07:01 PM (zzXla)

Hiya, girlie..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2025 07:12 PM (nbLIj)

218 You forgot not releasing terminally ill babies to external doctors willing to treat them despite the parents wanting it. Must be a death charge they wanted to collect.

I haven't forgotten the Dancing Nurses during Covid.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

If it were my child or other family member in that situation, I would kidnap them out of the hospital, and right onto a plane. At gunpoint, if need be.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 14, 2025 07:13 PM (npFr7)

219 2 cities who deserve everything they voted for and hard

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 07:13 PM (+qU29)

220 We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world."

And lamentations. Don't forget the lamintations...

Posted by: man at November 14, 2025 07:13 PM (XuXeR)

221
Give illegals and traitors ... but mostly traitors, a helicopter ride -- and they ride for an hour.

Give illegals and traitors ... but mostly traitors, half a helicopter ride -- and they ride for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:14 PM (YMXsV)

222 Would anyone be surprised if there is a Congresscritter or two with a SNAP card in the wallet?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2025 07:15 PM (gm9Sb)

223 Someone had to go there.........
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2025 06:59 PM

One does have certain responsibilities as a mid-tier AoSHQ Commentator.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, a mid-tier AoSHQ commenter, according to Grok at November 14, 2025 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

224 You forgot to nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 07:15 PM (b8y1m)

225 Bajan Mount Gay Dark Eclipse is 19.99. What more do you want ??!
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 06:33 PM (g47mK)

"Mount Gay"? What the heck kind of rum you drinkin', boy?

Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2025 07:16 PM (9tT1a)

226 We women are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:37 PM

There's a reason "problema" is feminine in Spanish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, a mid-tier AoSHQ commenter, according to Grok at November 14, 2025 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

227 If it were my child or other family member in that situation, I would kidnap them out of the hospital, and right onto a plane. At gunpoint, if need be.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 14, 2025 07:13 PM (npFr7)

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Indeed. I said also at the time had they forbidden me from seeing and being with my dying parent during the Covid Bullshit PsyOps, I'd have broken in some how (using weapons if necessary) and removed them to my own abode.

F*cking death cult insanity on display ... and five (at least) mass-murdering Governors, including Fredo-the-Elder, have never been held to account.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:17 PM (YMXsV)

228 Saw India got the Nov 13 Muslims attack. Many killed and injured

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2025 07:17 PM (+qU29)

229

Missing a zero?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Maybe, it's beeen yeears since i did that kind of work

Here's what I remember:
C-5 = 175,000
C-141 = 80,000 (older ones were down to ~40,000)
C-130 = 15,000

It was to not over stress the airframe during peacetime so they could still handle the wartime loadrates:
C-5 = 235,000
C-141 = 120,000 (there were only four of those left when the C-17s began LRIP)
C-130 = 27,000

The C-5 i took my Patriot battery to Riyahd in was loaded out at 225,000. We took off with enough fuel to climb out, then hooked up to a kc-135 for a fillup. Three in flight fillups later we landed in Wiesbaden for an air crew change, then did the same thing again with another two in flight refuelings before a combat spiral landing in Riyahd. We were so heavy, the air crew only let us send six troops along to unload it at the other end.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 07:17 PM (QVmho)

230 Math question. How many illegals can a C 130 hold?
Posted by: Ben Had

If I remember my faked history from Afghanistan, many happy-go-lucky souls can hang on to the undercarriage, too.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2025 07:17 PM (JpKcK)

231 Judge might not even be the problem here. If consent decree is still in effect. But this should have been considered before any operation.

In other instances though administration has played along with lawless courts, such as with district courts interfering in immigration cases from which uncontested law expressly excludes them.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2025 07:18 PM (t7UuU)

232 And also *synchronized waves to Joe Kidd* ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 07:12 PM (YMXsV)

Stop spoiling me, you two...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2025 07:19 PM (nbLIj)

233 A few extra can ride on the landing gear.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 07:19 PM (b8y1m)

234 No human is 125 years old who is alive
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My voting records say otherwise.

Posted by: Literally Thousands of Dead People Voting Democrat at November 14, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

235 Mount Gay oldest rum distillery in Barbados. Their XO is next pricey sipper I plan to try.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2025 07:23 PM (t7UuU)

236 Nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 07:23 PM (b8y1m)

237 Mount Gay oldest rum distillery in Barbados. Their XO is next pricey sipper I plan to try.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2025 07:23 PM (t7UuU)

Since 1703!

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 07:25 PM (g47mK)

238 Remove all their security, make them live in the real world and they might change their tune.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 14, 2025 06:47 PM (3ek7K)

I've said for a long time now that we should disallow (except while specifically engaged in actually legislating in chambers) any added security for any government official. If a general police presence isn't good enough for them, then they'll have to defend themselves just like we common folk. And, no, they do NOT get any exemptions from anti-2A laws they might have passed or perpetuated.

Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2025 07:25 PM (9tT1a)

239 How did Terry Gilliam, an American, end up in the Monty Python crew?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at November 14, 2025 07:26 PM (+YRf1)

240
How many illegals can a C 130 hold?

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As God is my witness, I thought illegals could fly.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at November 14, 2025 07:26 PM (XQo4F)

241 It's so funny that this judge thinks that President Trump is actually going to release one illegal alien. Ignore. Appeal.

Posted by: James at November 14, 2025 07:30 PM (NmPE2)

242 So the cutoff is Jan 1 1900? I'm less than 48 years away from my birthday being in the cutoff group. I suspect I am unlikely to make it that long. 48 years ago I was a Technician at a Computer manufacturer. One year later, I was the chief design engineer.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 14, 2025 07:34 PM (Da7Vv)

243 How did Terry Gilliam, an American, end up in the Monty Python crew?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at November 14, 2025 07:26 PM (+YRf1)
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Through his animation on the Marty Feldman show.

If you aren't aware Feldman was a fellow writer/performer with Cleese and Chapman on At Last the 1948 Show (Tim Brooke-Taylor, being the 4th main player.)

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:39 PM (krQz2)

244 So the real question is how did Gilliam end up on the Marty Feldman show, but that short-lived show was broadcast in America as well.

Interesting thing about Feldman, because of his unfortunate looks, he never wanted to be a performer, just a writer, but Cleese was instrumental in pushing Marty to perform the skits as well.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)

245 BifBewalski - at November 14, 2025 07:17 PM (QVmho)

Looks like was I that was off by a factor of ten.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2025 07:57 PM (/lPRQ)

246 Well, on the bright side, if they release them, it opens up bunks for 615 more. Start with those asshoe protesters.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 14, 2025 08:04 PM (MZ+PY)

247 90% of all migrants arrested or detained are released within 4 days.
By the end of the year there will only be about 25000 more in detention than under Biden
At this rate in 1 fuckin years the total will only be 250000

This is all Kabuki Theater just entertainment.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 14, 2025 08:15 PM (8IIb/)

248 This judge has zero legal authority.

Article I judges have authority over immigration issues. Cummings is an Article III judge - they have NO SAY in immigration cases whatsoever.

The whole thing is preposterous.

There are different flavors of judges, and their preview is restricted and regulated. The question for cummings should be, under what possible authority does make this ruling? The people he is ruling in favor of aren't even U.S. citizens.

It's like a house member trying to cast a vote in the Senate - he has no more say than you or I might have.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 14, 2025 08:19 PM (C3IAS)

249 Imagine you're an illegal alien, maybe you are a dangerous and malicious criminal, or just a fairly normal criminal who scoffs at America's immigration laws. You hear there is a subset of American citizens who are willing to go to bat for you, who think you're allowed to come in to this country whenever you please. At first you are excited, some useful idiots you can exploit! Then you realize it's a bunch of retards who protest for you by doing aerobics. And the aerobics retards are the lesser of retards. You heard there was someone who got violent toward ICE agents to try and free detained illegal aliens, and all he ended up doing was shooting and killing an illegal alien in ICE custody.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at November 14, 2025 08:39 PM (TumvK)

250 Hang the fucking judge

Posted by: Sidney at November 14, 2025 08:51 PM (rzwGB)

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