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Saturday Night "Club ONT" November 15, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

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Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration the 3D's - The Disco, The Dino, and The Doggo.

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Disco lives! The Triumvirate is intact. Let's get the Club opened up.

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Fall is upon us. Button up your insulated flannel, grab a table by the fire, find some cider or your drink of choice, and pretend you love pumpkin spice.

Or maybe pretend you DON'T like pumpkin spice

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Club ONT Department of Philosophy

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A pilot got on the loudspeaker shortly after takeoff and said to the passengers, "Folks, welcome aboard flight seven eighty-nine to Cleveland. We'll be flying at thirty-five-thousand feet, and expect to land in an hour and a half. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight."


Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turned to his co-pilot, yawned, and said, "Why don't you take over for a while? I'm going to take me a big healthy shit, and then I'm gonna shag the brains outta that new blonde flight attendant."

His announcement went over the whole plane. The pretty blonde flight attendant heard this and exclaimed, "Oh my God!" and started running towards the cockpit.

An old lady sitting in an aisle seat stopped her and said, "Relax honey, he's gotta take a shit first."

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Drink of the Night

Keepin' it simple tonight - cold beer!

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For Our Patrons Who No Longer Partake

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Club ONT Scoville

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Nothing like a plate of wings. Pick your sauce. Bring on the dragon heat.

How does this Scoville measurement work? Glad you asked.

Scoville first had to develop a calibrated scale for spiciness and an experimental method for gauging the spiciness of various peppers. In this method, known as the “Scoville organoleptic test,” chilis are dried, ground into a fine powder, and mixed into a solution of alcohol, water, and sugar. This mixture is then given to a panel of 5 tasters to consume. As the perceived spiciness of any given food varies widely from person to person, this panel allows an average value to be obtained. The pepper solution is then progressively diluted with water and given back to the panel until all members can no longer detect any spiciness. The number of dilutions needed to cross the sensory threshold, rounded to the nearest multiple of 100, thus becomes the heat rating of the pepper, expressed in Scoville Heat Units or SHU. For example, if a saturated pepper solution had to be diluted 50,000 times before the tasters can no longer detect it, that pepper is given a Scoville number of 50,000 SHU.

To give an idea of just how this scale works, a Bell Pepper, which contains no capsaicin, has a rating of 0 SHU, while the average Jalapeño clocks in at 3,500-8,000 SHU. The Scotch Bonnet, Red Savina habanero, and Bhut Jolokia or “Ghost Pepper” – previously among the hottest in the world – top out at 580,000 SHU, while police-grade pepper spray and the Carolina Reaper reach 1.5-2 million SHU. Chemically pure capsaicin, meanwhile, sits at a whopping 16 million SHU.

Looking for a party dip without the side effects of sweating, crying, and a gallon of milk? A nice, calm buffalo chicken dip is always welcome. Pro tip: go with bleu cheese instead of ranch. Ranch is for people that clap when the ice cream truck is down to low-sugar, fruit-based treats.

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Club ONT Gear Heads

Some HP, a touch of history, mechanical misfits, and a hint of genius. Some were brilliant, some promised speed, others efficiency - and all make for a fun trip down memory lane.

Odd / Rare Internal Combustion Engines.

The Millenia was canceled after the 2002 model year, and the industry waited nearly a quarter century to revisit the Miller cycle, with the 2025 Volvo XC90 adopting the design. In the interim, dozens of hybrid vehicle powertrains have employed the Atkinson cycle, a less aggressive take on the Miller concept that swaps in electric motors for superchargers to paper over the reduced compression that comes with it.

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The HQ proudly counts our very own Mannix - he’s cooler than this car, but just by a hair. Below, the lost‑and‑found story of an awesome car from that TV show.

Good reading. Take time to click through the picture gallery - not Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) style pics, but still great.

Although Barris was given a relatively free hand in creating the Dart’s special features, he knew it was not to be a gimmick-laden machine like the James Bond Aston Martin. After all, Joe Mannix was a regular guy working for 100 bucks a day, not a British secret agent. “They left it up to me as to what would be a trendsetter to follow the concept of the show,” George Barris told us. “The Toronado was a one-of-a-kind expensive-looking vehicle, like slipping a private eye into a Rolls-Royce. We wanted the Dart to have a performance look, but we played it down to make Mannix’s visibility as a private eye not so luxurious.”

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Club ONT Music

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Alert the archives and the Permanent Record Department. We have some disturbingly competent and very witty comments this week.

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Club ONT was brought to you by: You're among your people.

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NOTICE: Last week there was a disturbance among Club ONT patrons. Seems there were several disagreements in and around the jukebox. Apparently there are strong feelings among patrons regarding whether certain songs from the late 1970s are properly classified as "disco" or other adjacent classifications such as "disco-funk," "rock-disco," "euro-disco," "soul disco," "R&B," "pop", and "pure funk." Club ONT apologizes for the commotion and requests that patrons resolve such differences in the usual manner of mutual ridicule and rock, paper, scissors. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Comments

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1 “Live every day as if it were Saturday night.” – Al McGuire

Posted by: mindful webworker - in a century far, far ahead at November 15, 2025 10:00 PM (vBt7m)

2 Yay - Club time!

Posted by: Super lurker at November 15, 2025 10:00 PM (ThKqK)

3 Sorry I'm late, I got distracted because it looked like all the king's horses and all the king's men were trying to make an omelet.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:01 PM (zPjZn)

4 pretend you love pumpkin spice

I don't have to pretend.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:02 PM (uQesX)

5 Good evening morons and слава Тройке!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2025 10:02 PM (9ipOP)

6 Triple Ds can be good, yes.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 15, 2025 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

7
Good evening, ladies, gentlemen and Hordians.

Another Best of Breed (but nothing in the Hound Group) for The Big Dummy at today's Town & Country KC show in Chickasha. It'll be a long day tomorrow for him and Her Majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:04 PM (tgvbd)

8 Hey everybody! Hey ONT!

Most Hordie males know their way around double Ds

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:04 PM (cQHrm)

9 3 Sorry I'm late, I got distracted because it looked like all the king's horses and all the king's men were trying to make an omelet.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:01 PM
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Well played. Gold star.

Posted by: TRex - was waiting all day for a good excuse at November 15, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

10 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2025 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

11 We watch Fridays with Frank every week. Provided you're not doing anything too terribly bad, you'd be lucky to have Frank be the one who stopped you.

Yesterday's FwF (4:1
https://youtu.be/hwidpGLYrjg

Posted by: mindful webworker - always with the seat belt on at November 15, 2025 10:07 PM (vBt7m)

12 Earth, Wind, Fire and No Oxford Commas were the best disco/funk band.
youtu.be/L-NLbHcuNJg

Posted by: gKWVE gon' give it to ya at November 15, 2025 10:07 PM (gKWVE)

13 Ahhhh, Saturday Club ONT....Gentlemen, you rock.
Barkeep! 3 boxes of your best, cheapest wine. To WT#1 if you please.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 10:08 PM (TfUTr)

14 deputy sloop. hard pass on that copaganda artiste. How many counties is he brady listed in now? 3?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (89Sog)

15 Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (cIxJn)

16 Thanks for another dandy Club ONT, Disco, Dino and Doggo!

Great photo up top - very inviting.

I am truly among my people when here on the blog!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (kB9dk)

17 To WT#1 if you please.
Posted by: Some Rat
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There's a WT#2?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

18 13 Ahhhh, Saturday Club ONT....Gentlemen, you rock.
Barkeep! 3 boxes of your best, cheapest wine. To WT#1 if you please.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 10:08 PM
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Welcome! Good to have you here. Since you've ordered from the top shelf, your drinks are on the house.

Posted by: TRex - wobby table = good vibes at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

19 Apparently there are strong feelings among patrons regarding whether certain songs from the late 1970s are properly classified as "disco" or other adjacent classifications such as..." "euro-disco".

Euro-disco? Isn't that like saying gay homosexual?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:11 PM (uQesX)

20 Good evening, LS. Glad to see you in the Club.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:11 PM (LVaYG)

21 iirc, Mannix took a beating every episode.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2025 10:12 PM (Q+gd/)

22 Welcome! Good to have you here. Since you've ordered from the top shelf, your drinks are on the house.
Posted by: TRex - wobby table = good vibes
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Whoa, whoa... let's not get silly now.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:12 PM (LVaYG)

23 I'll put in two cents about conspiracy theories.

How about a conspiracy about a conspiracy?

Extraterrestrial aliens are fake and gay, a psy-op.

This is an excellent listen and breaks it down:

https://youtu.be/nG8nIbQS_mE?si=Rxz9rES5StMlmbxJ

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2025 10:12 PM (jo6FO)

24 Triple Ds can be good, yes.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 15, 2025 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

They're probably murder on a woman's back though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (uQesX)

25 Letter, Incense, Journey… interesting oldies selection.

I've had this naughty old song stuck in my head today:
https://youtu.be/hFWhTqLSVzE

Posted by: mindful webworker - hide what we're doing? Whoaaa at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (vBt7m)

26 Well played. Gold star.
Posted by: TRex - was waiting all day for a good excuse at November 15, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

Thank you.Well played. Gold star.
Posted by: TRex - was waiting all day for a good excuse at November 15, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (zPjZn)

27 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (iNUL3)

28 I was watching a review of the old movie Event Horizon and they mentioned in passing there is now an official prequel comic book to explain what happened which...uh...the ship went through hell right? I though the original movie made that clear enough.

Anyway though the prequel that notes that the villainous entity in the ship is specifically King Paimon. The same seemed familiar and then I remembered that's ALSO the villain from the movie Hereditary.

I guess in occult circles this guy is popular because I remember after watching the movie that there were videos all over the internet of idiots attempting to summon him (because if you believe demons exist the last thing you should want to do is summon one)

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (sKqQm)

29 Euro-disco? Isn't that like saying gay homosexual?
Posted by: OrangeEnt


My dear boy...
youtu.be/2v9Cug52Wus

Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

30 mindful, great song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (cQHrm)

31
iirc, Mannix took a beating every episode.
Posted by: davidt


"According to the Mannix IMDB page, it is estimated that Joe got shot 17 times and knocked unconscious 55 times over the years. Obviously, Mannix was hard-boiled in more ways than one."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (pkeXY)

32 How about a conspiracy about a conspiracy?

Extraterrestrial aliens are fake and gay, a psy-op.


I've been arguing this for a while - that the government specifically went to this well repeatedly to explain away stealth tech back in the 70s and I believe they are doing the same thing now for drone tech

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

33 I've never known a hunter to frequent the comments of an online thread...unless, of course, they were trying to avoid Christmas decorating...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

34 I've had this naughty old song stuck in my head today:
https://youtu.be/hFWhTqLSVzE
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Great song, mindful.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM (LVaYG)

35 Look at that top pic.

The women's side has comfy chairs with arms, and blankets to keep them warm.

The guys side has hard wooden chairs with no arms, and their backs are to the forest so the wolves and bears get them first.

There's so much toxic masculinity I can't even.

Posted by: Karen K. Karennson at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM (nhCoE)

36
Good evening, everyone. Please refrain from saying anything witty or particularly informative for the next 40 minutes because I have to make Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM (n7CIX)

37 The more D the better is what I always say

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM (sKqQm)

38 Good evening, LS. Glad to see you in the Club.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:11 PM (LVaYG)
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Howdy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:16 PM (kB9dk)

39 Random music history nugget: Licensed to Ill was the debut studio album by the Beastie Boys. It was released on this date in 1986.

Posted by: TRex - a horse named Paul Revere at November 15, 2025 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

40 I've never known a hunter to frequent the comments of an online thread...unless, of course, they were trying to avoid Christmas decorating...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Totes, tinsel, and garland. Can be intimidating.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:16 PM (LVaYG)

41 Random music history nugget: Licensed to Ill was the debut studio album by the Beastie Boys. It was released on this date in 1986.
Posted by: TRex - a horse named Paul Revere
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The Beast has been released....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

42 The top pic needs some mezcal

And Cochinita pibil

And Xtabentun

Doof will distribute the festive little sombreros.

Andale!

Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at November 15, 2025 10:18 PM (u+AWT)

43 36
Good evening, everyone. Please refrain from saying anything witty or particularly informative for the next 40 minutes because I have to make Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM
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Is Ikea still open at this hour?

Posted by: TRex - do swedish fish eat swedish meatballs? at November 15, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

44 25 Letter, Incense, Journey… interesting oldies selection.

I've had this naughty old song stuck in my head today:
https://youtu.be/hFWhTqLSVzE
Posted by: mindful webworker - hide what we're doing? Whoaaa at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (vBt7m)

That's a good one.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:18 PM (zPjZn)

45 NO SLEEP TILL!.......

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2025 10:18 PM (/6GbT)

46 Ah, Saturday night in November. HNIC on the TV. Life is good.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (YGRGv)

47 Evening again, all. Thx 3D's.
A quote of the week. I want to thank the Academy, my agent, the cast and crew. Nah, thx Horde for letting me vent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (bfwj/)

48 Totes, tinsel, and garland. Can be intimidating.
Posted by: scampydog

PTSD of Christmas's past.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (TfUTr)

49 I've never known a hunter to frequent the comments of an online thread...unless, of course, they were trying to avoid Christmas decorating...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Easy there! What happens at hunting camp, stays at hunting camp...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (kB9dk)

50 *3 boxes of Franzia "white zinfandel" to Wobbly Table #1*

Comin' up!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (rdVOm)

51 Huh? A comment of the week. I guess I said something of value last week.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:20 PM (uQesX)

52 Nice table. Looks like a fun place for a dinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 10:20 PM (viF8m)

53 NO SLEEP TILL!.......
Posted by: A dude in MI
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It's all downhill from here....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)

54 Is it too late to make a comment about RVs?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:20 PM (cQHrm)

55 Random music history nugget: Licensed to Ill was the debut studio album by the Beastie Boys. It was released on this date in 1986.
Posted by: TRex


39 years ago?

You gotta fight! For your right! To paaaaar-taaaay!

And by "party," we mean "have a bit of bourbon on the front porch with the neighbors, and turn in by 10:30."

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2025 10:21 PM (nhCoE)

56 In re: my post at #26, I just wanted to thank TRex for the kind words, I didn't mean to copy/paste them a second time. I might be arrogant, but I'm not totally narcissistic.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:21 PM (zPjZn)

57 Is it too late to make a comment about RVs?
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Not if you make it on the Hobby Thread....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

58 Alex Chilton and the Box Tops aren't real good at the lipsync/ instrument sync thing. Great song though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (bfwj/)

59 PTSD of Christmas's past.
Posted by: Some Rat
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You strung popcorn too?

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (LVaYG)

60 Totes, tinsel, and garland. Can be intimidating.
Posted by: scampydog

PTSD of Christmas's past.
Posted by: Some Rat


Plastic Tree Stress Disorder?

Posted by: mikeski quakes like an aspen at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (nhCoE)

61 mikeski:

KICK IT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (cQHrm)

62 My dear boy...
youtu.be/2v9Cug52Wus
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2025 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

Hmm. Clicked off after 45 seconds.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX)

63 I lost track of time. I took a left toin at Albequoikee.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (gKDq2)

64 Extraterrestrial aliens are fake and gay, a psy-op.
This is an excellent listen and breaks it down:
https://youtu.be/nG8nIbQS_mE
Posted by: logprof


But, but, that's over an hour. Ain' nobody got time fer dat.

'They're not human': Watch government officials BREAK silence on non-human life — only seven minutes.🛸
https://youtu.be/sdJLVRToeEU

Posted by: mindful webworker - it was flying and I couldn't identify it at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (vBt7m)

65 50 *3 boxes of Franzia "white zinfandel" to Wobbly Table #1*

Comin' up!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM
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Careful. Those may be too heavy for delivery drone. The utility cart in the back is available (but it has a wobbly wheel, naturally).

Posted by: TRex - only the best for top shelf box wine at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

66 30 mindful, great song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (cQHrm)

Did you notice I said Violet Mindfield reminded me of Strawberry Alarm Clock on last night's ONT, and tonight's ONT features Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:23 PM (zPjZn)

67 Thanks for the ONT.

I'm finishing up in the computer room. I have a few more beers left and will see if I can find 'Das Boot' to stream.

My friends cat Snowflake was just outside the window meowing. I bring her in for hugs and kisses 3 or 4 times a day.

The Christmas tree looks beautiful all lit up. My friends children decorated it. Mom had the big ribbon, bows, and so many ornaments. When the lights are turned on, you can almost see the tree.

The outside looks beautiful too.

Not too many people had lights up tonight and it was a beautiful day to decorate and put them up. I'm wondering if tariffs, crazy electricity prices and uncertainty are stopping people from putting up stuff. I did see a few people decorating.

That or it's November 15th. But still. Canada. A beautiful day.

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 10:23 PM (Sco7b)

68 My neighbor is into triple Ds.
Her name is Jen. The triple Ds. My neighbor is Rick.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2025 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

69 Maybe a private dick that got knocked out 93 times should not have been driving high performance cars at all. Maybe a Dauphine or a 2CV. Hard to get in trouble with those. Columbo didn't drive a performance car and he was a real cop.

Posted by: Mediocre Import Motors, Inc. at November 15, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)

70 Euro-fag disco?

Sorry, but this song comes to mind. It's catchy!

youtu.be/PpvhHrP_My0

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:24 PM (rdVOm)

71 I've had this naughty old song stuck in my head today:
https://youtu.be/hFWhTqLSVzE
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Great song, mindful.
Posted by: scampydog

My preferred version

https://tinyurl.com/mswhr22m

Posted by: Miklos likes Lene at November 15, 2025 10:24 PM (u+AWT)

72 tank, I noticed your comment on Violet Mindfield last night yes. But I didn't notice Strawberry Alarm Clock up above tonight. Thanks for the update. Looks like we're two influential hordies. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:24 PM (cQHrm)

73 Death before disco.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2025 10:25 PM (snZF9)

74 36
Good evening, everyone. Please refrain from saying anything witty or particularly informative for the next 40 minutes because I have to make Swedish meatballs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM (n7CIX)

Don't worry, there is never a threat of me writing anything witty orbinformative.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:25 PM (zPjZn)

75 You strung popcorn too?
Posted by: scampydog

Heh, nope, between the cat and everybody in the fam loving popcorn, never happened in our clan.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 10:26 PM (TfUTr)

76 Never liked rap much but 'Sabotage' by Beatstie Boys is fantastic, especially the video. They looked like they were having fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2025 10:26 PM (iNUL3)

77 orbinformative.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Love this place.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:27 PM (LVaYG)

78 I've been arguing this for a while - that the government specifically went to this well repeatedly to explain away stealth tech back in the 70s and I believe they are doing the same thing now for drone tech
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

--Beyond that, it's to create among NPCs a gnostic cosmology that apes Christianity and other religions. Not to mention ALIENS! means mankind needs One World Government to combat these bogus threats.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2025 10:27 PM (jo6FO)

79 Pro tip: go with bleu cheese instead of ranch.

That it has to be said is sad and speaks to our civilizational decline.

Though points are awarded for 'bleu'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)

80 Buffalo chicken dip?

https://youtu.be/h3GN_W2kVrA?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2025 10:28 PM (Wnv9h)

81 Death before disco.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Agree, except for Donna Summer (for reasons like Marital Harmony).......

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

82 49 I've never known a hunter to frequent the comments of an online thread...unless, of course, they were trying to avoid Christmas decorating...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Easy there! What happens at hunting camp, stays at hunting campor informative.

Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (kB9dk)

https://youtu.be/TLnmA653f94

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:28 PM (zPjZn)

83 >>>Two coffees black no sugar.
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Faggots

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:29 PM (4v7VO)

84 I prefer bleu cheese to ranch as well with my wings.

Having said that, ranch can be great if it's literally packed with garlic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:29 PM (cQHrm)

85 Careful. Those may be too heavy for delivery drone. The utility cart in the back is available (but it has a wobbly wheel, naturally).
Posted by: TRex - only the best for top shelf box wine
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No problemo! There was a tweeker hanging around out back, so I gave him $5 to install the new whee---

*cRaSh*

$#(*&)(_$##&*!!!

Ow.
Ok, I'll just carry them over there myself. LOL

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

86 28 -- 18-1 -- I have no idea how many times I had to explain to wannabe wizards and witches that there was no such thing as The Necronomican during my bookseller years.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 15, 2025 10:30 PM (DK5Sh)

87 76 Never liked rap much but 'Sabotage' by Beatstie Boys is fantastic, especially the video. They looked like they were having fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2025 10:26 PM
***
Same with Intergalactic.

Posted by: TRex - rhymin and stealin Dino at November 15, 2025 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

88 Death before disco.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Burn it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

Posted by: Miklos was at a diso because they sold nickel beer to underage kids on Wednedays at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (u+AWT)

89 Well, we're two episodes left in season three of Continuum. One season left to see what they do with this crazy time-traveling cop show. So, gonna marathon these two episodes together tonight.

See you later, agitators.

Posted by: mindful webworker - setting the wayback machine for Mr Peabody at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (vBt7m)

90 But, but, that's over an hour. Ain' nobody got time fer dat.

'They're not human': Watch government officials BREAK silence on non-human life — only seven minutes.🛸
https://youtu.be/sdJLVRToeEU
Posted by: mindful webworker - it was flying and I couldn't identify it at November 15, 2025 10:22 PM (vBt7m)

There are no aliens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (uQesX)

91
Started speculating in my very own head: with today's demographics, what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two? Relatively peaceful, like 1965, or mass looting, like in 1977 but worse?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (tgvbd)

92 Wally is mistaken about what makes a steer a steer, but somehow I doubt the 'Rons want more detail about Things You Can't Unlearn About Keeping Critters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2025 10:33 PM (ULPxl)

93 90 There are no aliens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM
***
We learned in the Hobby Thread that Cybersmythe talked to aliens at SETI.

Posted by: TRex - Dino phone home at November 15, 2025 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

94 Beyond that, it's to create among NPCs a gnostic cosmology that apes Christianity and other religions. Not to mention ALIENS! means mankind needs One World Government to combat these bogus threats.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2025 10:27 PM (jo6FO)

That is essentially it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:33 PM (uQesX)

95 Easy there! What happens at hunting camp, stays at hunting campor informative.

Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:19 PM (kB9dk)

https://youtu.be/TLnmA653f94
Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:28 PM (zPjZn)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2025 10:34 PM (kB9dk)

96 That A&M game was something! Did not think they were going to pull that off! Then Texas Tech won again. Not thinking that UT is going to win at this point...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 15, 2025 10:34 PM (VCgbV)

97 77 orbinformative.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Love this place.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:27 PM (LVaYG)

My copy editor will suffer in ways even I have difficulty imagining.

Then I might fire him.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:34 PM (zPjZn)

98 Death before disco.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2025 10:25 PM (snZF9)


Some tunes/artists were alright. Most sucked mangoes.

At a point some rock was crossover disco, like Blondie or The Eurhythmics.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 10:35 PM (gKDq2)

99
Gave Rosalind a finishing-her-season bath today. Logistics of handling the house dogs now becomes much easier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:35 PM (tgvbd)

100 >>> 78 I've been arguing this for a while - that the government specifically went to this well repeatedly to explain away stealth tech back in the 70s and I believe they are doing the same thing now for drone tech
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

--Beyond that, it's to create among NPCs a gnostic cosmology that apes Christianity and other religions. Not to mention ALIENS! means mankind needs One World Government to combat these bogus threats.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2025 10:27 PM (jo6FO)

Heh.

Posted by: Werner von Braun at November 15, 2025 10:35 PM (ULPxl)

101 91
what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM
***
Mass panic. Same for several days of interweb outage.
Same for most places outside NYC.

Posted by: TRex - prepper dino at November 15, 2025 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

102 We learned in the Hobby Thread that Cybersmythe talked to aliens at SETI.
Posted by: TRex - Dino phone home at November 15, 2025 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

I musta been gone by then. I did see you're thinking about getting that tank at some point....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:36 PM (uQesX)

103 orbinformative.
Posted by: tankdemon


"Describe a Moron talking to Sydney Sweeney."

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at November 15, 2025 10:36 PM (nhCoE)

104 78 -- Anyone notice the similarity of UFOs to the Blackbird?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 15, 2025 10:36 PM (DK5Sh)

105
Mass panic. Same for several days of interweb outage.

_________

We had no power for five days after Beryl and somehow survived.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:38 PM (tgvbd)

106 Anyone notice the similarity of UFOs to the Blackbird?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 15, 2025 10:36 PM (DK5Sh)

Looked like an outline of a jet to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2025 10:38 PM (uQesX)

107 91
what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two?

Posted by: Hadr


nothing, was there when that happened more than once, not any different than tx

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:38 PM (i2U3X)

108 >>>Odd / Rare Internal Combustion Engines.
--

So, Henry Ford's X8 didn't make the list.
It didn't make the production lines either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:40 PM (4v7VO)

109 >>> 45 NO SLEEP TILL!.......
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2025 10:18 PM (/6GbT)

BUC-EE'S!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2025 10:40 PM (ULPxl)

110 The Rolling Stones song Miss You was heavily influenced by disco.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:41 PM (zPjZn)

111 Wazzu up 7-0 over Louisiana Tech. It's early, Cougs have time to do Cougs things.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:43 PM (LVaYG)

112 I have no idea how many times I had to explain to wannabe wizards and witches that there was no such thing as The Necronomican during my bookseller years.

Someone should just write the novel in the Lovecraft style....probably make a ton of money

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:44 PM (sKqQm)

113 Two minutes between comments is unusual this early in the evening.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:44 PM (zPjZn)

114 I just checked the stats: this is the only blog on the Internet where more than 80% of male posters can spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek without thinking about it.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man. at November 15, 2025 10:44 PM (oftw2)

115 Raining HARD here in SoCal tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2025 10:45 PM (cQHrm)

116 Started speculating in my very own head: with today's demographics, what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two? Relatively peaceful, like 1965, or mass looting, like in 1977 but worse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (tgvbd)


I walked home from 17th St/5th Ave over the 59th St Bridge to Queens in the 2002 Blackout; took me around 3 hours in casual business attire (those damn shoes). I was amazed at how calm things were. Next day, no gas because electric pumps. Nobody seemed to get upset. Any business with food sold it a day later for half price. People set up canopies over the sidewalks and grilled whatever was thawing in their freezer, having a picnic. No problems at all.

That would not happen today.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 10:45 PM (gKDq2)

117 I just checked the stats: this is the only blog on the Internet where more than 80% of male posters can spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek without thinking about it.
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man. at November 15, 2025 10:44 PM (oftw2)
====
Ons nederlands is goed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2025 10:47 PM (9ipOP)

118 Two minutes between comments is unusual this early in the evening.
Posted by: tankdemon
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We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:47 PM (LVaYG)

119 Today was sunny & unseasonably warm. Think it set a record, at 65F. Didn't get the Christmas lights put up, darn it. Just had too many other things to do, and then daylight was gone.

Oh well. Next sunny day will do the lights. Just one string along the deck railing won't take long and does *not* require a ladder. Yay!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

120 I walked home from 17th St/5th Ave over the 59th St Bridge to Queens in the 2002 Blackout; took me around 3 hours in casual business attire (those damn shoes). I was amazed at how calm things were. Next day, no gas because electric pumps. Nobody seemed to get upset. Any business with food sold it a day later for half price. People set up canopies over the sidewalks and grilled whatever was thawing in their freezer, having a picnic. No problems at all.

That would not happen today.
Posted by: R



same now, no electricity no trains, no trains, trash stays home

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:48 PM (KdeSk)

121 testing

Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2025 10:49 PM (AOsQT)

122 >>Started speculating in my very own head: with today's demographics, what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two? Relatively peaceful, like 1965, or mass looting, like in 1977 but worse?

During the time I lived in Boston we had a few blackouts, one that lasted about 4 days. Things go downhill pretty rapidly in large urban areas when the power goes out, much faster than even suburbia let alone more remote areas.

I wouldn't want to be in NYC, LA, Dallas, Houston or any other major city when the power goes out. The demographics are favorable in any of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 10:49 PM (viF8m)

123 Raining HARD here in SoCal tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve

And it's Raining Men in SanFran!

Posted by: the Weathergirls at November 15, 2025 10:49 PM (u+AWT)

124 118 We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:47 PM
***
I don't see anything that could possibly get me into trouble. Nope. Not a thing.

Posted by: TRex - still optimistic dino at November 15, 2025 10:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

125 GA has opened a can of whup-ass on TX

Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2025 10:50 PM (AOsQT)

126 aren't

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 10:51 PM (viF8m)

127 We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.
Posted by: scampydog
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Better crowdsource some kind of payoff for his wife, too... there seems a bit of friction re: said yard ornament.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

128 I wouldn't want to be in NYC, LA, Dallas, Houston or any other major city when the power goes out. The demographics are favorable in any of them.
Posted by: JackS


I have been in nyc, houston for extended blackouts, nothing happens.

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:51 PM (KdeSk)

129 We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 10:47 PM (LVaYG)

How does one set up a GoFundMe?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:51 PM (zPjZn)

130 testing
Posted by: Don Black

Please fill out the Diversity and Inclusion Affirmation form

Posted by: Test Pattern at November 15, 2025 10:52 PM (u+AWT)

131 89 Well, we're two episodes left in season three of Continuum. One season left to see what they do with this crazy time-traveling cop show. So, gonna marathon these two episodes together tonight.

See you later, agitators.
Posted by: mindful webworker - setting the wayback machine for Mr Peabody at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (vBt7m)

I'm pretty sure made in Canada.

I enjoyed that show. Don't remember much about it. But I liked it.

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 10:53 PM (Sco7b)

132 aren't
Posted by: JackStraw

ain't

Posted by: Grammatically correct Redneck Miklos at November 15, 2025 10:53 PM (u+AWT)

133 How does one set up a GoFundMe?

GiveSendGo is better. Hasn't been caught setting up fundraising pages for thousands of charities and then neglecting to tell said charities about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2025 10:54 PM (lUFok)

134 >>I have been in nyc, houston for extended blackouts, nothing happens.

Houston has one of the highest violent crime rates of any major US city. Maybe you just didn't notice the change because it's always violent.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 10:54 PM (viF8m)

135 Fall is upon us. Button up your insulated flannel, grab a table by the fire, find some cider or your drink of choice, and pretend you love pumpkin spice.
That's what fall means to you? Fall is leaf raking season. And if you live in an area full of giant oak trees, it's a job. The neighbors across the street had six family members out there cleaning their yard today. The oak trees still haven't dropped most of their leaves so that's just the beginning for them. I wised up and pay a lawn service to do it. I still have some money left over to buy cider.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2025 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

136 I was watching a video commenting on the fact the rate of cultural change has collapsed in the 2000s.

Show someone a show from the era of 1950-1999 and they can most likely put it in the correct decade. Show them something made between 2000 and 2025 though and...it gets much harder.

The video didn't really give an answer as to why this is...your thoughts?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:54 PM (sKqQm)

137 We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.
Posted by: scampydog

talk to AOP

He's probably got most of the parts, and could make it work

Posted by: Suggestions from Miklos at November 15, 2025 10:55 PM (u+AWT)

138 If we can't get TRex at Santa hat wearing animatronic dinosaur to put in his yard for Christmas, do we have any holding who could photoshop a picture of a Santa hat wearing animatronic dinosaur in TRex's yard for him?

Of course, that would require TRex to provide a picture of his front yard, which he might, quite understandably, be reluctant to do.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 10:55 PM (zPjZn)

139 >>>Oh well. Next sunny day will do the lights. Just one string along the deck railing won't take long and does *not* require a ladder. Yay!
Posted by: JQ
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Don't do ladders anymore unless there's someone around to catch me.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:55 PM (4v7VO)

140 I'm pretty sure made in Canada.

I enjoyed that show. Don't remember much about it. But I liked it.
Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 10:53 PM (Sco7b)

I just got done binge watching Corner Gas. Ranks right up there with Red Green. Great show. IMO.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 15, 2025 10:56 PM (89Sog)

141 Houston has one of the highest violent crime rates of any major US city. Maybe you just didn't notice the change because it's always violent.

Posted by: JackS


indeed Houston's crime rate has been horrendous, but was the question does Houston have crime or would crime or misbehavior be different without electricity? If it was the same with and without the then its a non issue. right?

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:56 PM (KdeSk)

142 All right, time to hit the hay.

Bonus conspiracy: Amazon of all places has an excellent documentary called A Race of Giants: Our Forbidden History about the many, many giant humanoid skeletons and tools found, focusing on America. It's not "conspiratainment" but actually full of legit evidence; although the Smithsonian Institute had gone all out to conceal or destroy a lot of the relics, plenty of contemporary news clippings remain, as well as the American Indians' collective memory.

Nephilim, baby!

❤️ 🕊️

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2025 10:57 PM (jo6FO)

143 Welcome. I'm Monty Hall, your host tonight.

Would you like Wobbly Table #1, Wobbly Table #2, Wobbly Table #3, or take your chance on this Wobbly Barstool? If you're not sure, you can try for the gift in my pocket.

The pocket? Here's the envelope, and inside is ... ... a lint covered peppermint. (Wah, wah, wah.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 15, 2025 10:57 PM (S/Y4j)

144 Sorry to be late. College football - had to enjoy seeing Texas learn some lessons from Georgia!

BUT, an obvious first for me! Not a comment of the week, but a bold print, lead-the-fleet comment! Yowza!

Thanks, 3 Ds. You guys do a very good job with the ONT.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 15, 2025 10:58 PM (47diA)

145 Keepin' it simple tonight - cold beer!

Can the beer at least have a lime wedge? And be in a chilled glass mug?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2025 10:59 PM (0Htd1)

146 it is something of a national disgrace that fewer and fewer mens clothiers are offering khakis / chinos without some sort of faggoty stretch material woven in.

Men do not wear stretch clothes.

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:59 PM (KdeSk)

147 After one spectacular performance and two in which they were clearly hungover the northern lights have moved to their next tour stop

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 15, 2025 10:59 PM (hpnR6)

148
Houston has one of the highest violent crime rates of any major US city. Maybe you just didn't notice the change because it's always violent.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Houston, _looking at New Orleans👀 👀

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:59 PM (4v7VO)

149 Modern country songs:
Truck, best with mud on the tires
Red dirt
Very few stop lights
Muddy boots
Drinkin' Saturday
Church on Sunday
Hot chick
with whiskey flavored lips
Autotune
Drum machine

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 15, 2025 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)

150 Can the beer at least have a lime wedge?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Nein!

Posted by: Reinheitsgebot at November 15, 2025 11:03 PM (nhCoE)

151 Can the beer at least have a lime wedge? And be in a chilled glass mug?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Yes. But no heated lap blankets if consuming outdoors in the fall.

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 11:03 PM (LVaYG)

152 Houston, _looking at New Orleans👀 👀
Posted by: Braen

It is because atlanta, new orleans have been exoprting themselves to Houston its got so much violence.

It is mostly hood vs hood violence

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:03 PM (KdeSk)

153 Can the beer at least have a lime wedge? And be in a chilled glass mug?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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As you wish! Club ONT has a reach-in freezer *just for beer mugs* and lime wedges are always available upon request.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:03 PM (rdVOm)

154 We could talk about crowdsourcing an animatronic, full-sized TRex for a certain friend that needs one for his yard.
Posted by: scampydog
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Better crowdsource some kind of payoff for his wife, too... there seems a bit of friction re: said yard ornament.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

A second one, with a ribbon and a large, basic uncut diamond, worth about $50. And about $5k of jewelry and/or shootin' iron.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 15, 2025 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)

155 same now, no electricity no trains, no trains, trash stays home
Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 10:48 PM (KdeSk)


Disagree.

My walk home skirted close to bad areas in Queens, not to mention 42 blocks and some avenues in Manhattan. There was just a long line of people. But robbers would have had a field day. Instead, just off The Bridge, there were some enterprising black kids from the nearby projects selling cold bottles of water for a buck out of a shopping cart. No rip-off but more than the going rate. No one complained as the kids sold out. It was a hot walk over the upper deck of that Bridge. I was happy to pay those kids whatever they wanted. But they weren't out robbing people the old-fashoioned way which would happen today. Everyone had to walk home meaning a lot of vulnerable women. The demographics in 23 years has changed quite a bit, too, to wit Mandami.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 11:05 PM (gKDq2)

156 it is getting third world rates of stds, houston, because the hoodrats do nothing but more fucking after they get stds, babies born with stds is through the roof now.

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:05 PM (KdeSk)

157 >>indeed Houston's crime rate has been horrendous, but was the question does Houston have crime or would crime or misbehavior be different without electricity? If it was the same with and without the then its a non issue. right?

No, we don't have to wonder. During the 1977 blackout in NYC crime spiked. Not surprising. It's the reason security lights, cameras and alarms were invented. And neither Houston nor Dallas nor any big southern city is immune.

Same reason urban crime rates even in the best of times are worse than the sticks. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure it out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:06 PM (viF8m)

158 Started speculating in my very own head: with today's demographics, what would happen if New York City were to suffer a major power outage of, say, a day or two? Relatively peaceful, like 1965, or mass looting, like in 1977 but worse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 10:31 PM (tgvbd)


Speaking of which the most recent conspiracy theory is that rich Brits and Euros were buying "Safaris" to snipe at civilians during the fighting in Sarajevo during the break up of Yugoslavia

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2025 11:06 PM (rbvCR)

159 Eegah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2025 11:07 PM (pkeXY)

160 My walk home skirted close to bad areas in Queens, not to mention 42 blocks and some avenues in Manhattan. There was just a long line of people. But robbers would have had a field day. Instead, just off The Bridge, there were some enterprising black kids from the nearby projects selling cold bottles of water for a buck out of a shopping cart. No rip-off but more than the going rate. No one complained as the kids sold out. It was a hot walk over the upper deck of that Bridge. I was happy to pay those kids whatever they wanted. But they weren't out robbing people the old-fashoioned way which would happen today. Everyone had to walk home meaning a lot of vulnerable women. The demographics in 23 years has changed quite a bit, too, to wit Mandami.
Posted by: R


half of the robbing is the getting away
I was in nyc when the 3 major outages happened since 2000, nothing happend

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:07 PM (KdeSk)

161 crowdsource some kind of payoff for his wife, too... there seems a bit of friction re: said yard ornament.
Posted by: JQ
********,
Curious how this always is raised, especially by someone who is supposed to be off the grid ...but I would advise listening to the wise words of JQ....just saying....

Posted by: The Grateful at November 15, 2025 11:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

162 143 Welcome. I'm Monty Hall, your host tonight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 15, 2025 10:57
***
Well done.

Before tonight, I didn't realize that Club ONT had more than one wobbly table.

Posted by: TRex - floors with character at November 15, 2025 11:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

163
I lived in Houston from 1984-1997 and it was a pretty well-run city. I returned in 2008 and it was much worse. The city now elects idiots like Sylvester Turner and the Teen Commissar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2025 11:08 PM (tgvbd)

164 No, we don't have to wonder. During the 1977 blackout in NYC crime spiked. Not surprising. It's the reason security lights, cameras and alarms were invented. And neither Houston nor Dallas nor any big southern city is immune.

Same reason urban crime rates even in the best of times are worse than the sticks. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure it out.
Posted by: JackS


I was in nyc when the most recent outages occurred, nothing happened

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:08 PM (KdeSk)

165 Don't do ladders anymore unless there's someone around to catch me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:55 PM (4v7VO)


I'm leery of my two-step stepladder to change light bulbs.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 11:09 PM (gKDq2)

166 I think the club cover charge might be too high. Not very crowded tonight.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 15, 2025 11:09 PM (hpnR6)

167 The "cold beer" song above demonstrates the rut that modern country music is in.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2025 11:11 PM (R5+Wg)

168 Giants


www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIc89O3CxYI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:11 PM (4v7VO)

169 I think the club cover charge might be too high. Not very crowded tonight.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Yeah, probably shoulda ordered just one box of wine.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 11:12 PM (TfUTr)

170 New Orleans-


THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME!

Houston-

THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE ASTRODOME!

Posted by: Miklos survived Katrina without any cannibalism. Or not much at November 15, 2025 11:13 PM (u+AWT)

171 I think the club cover charge might be too high. Not very crowded tonight.
Posted by: Pete Bog

The mosh pit is just over there, Sir.

Posted by: barley minimum wage staff Miklos at November 15, 2025 11:15 PM (u+AWT)

172 Good evening, everyone. Please refrain from saying anything witty or particularly informative for the next 40 minutes because I have to make Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2025 10:15 PM

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I'm about to explode here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2025 11:15 PM (JkO4W)

173 Don't do ladders anymore unless there's someone around to catch me.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I'm leery of my two-step stepladder to change light bulbs.
Posted by: RickZ
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Step-ladders are ok for me, so far. Necessary for changing lightbulbs, cleaning top of refrigerator, cleaning gutters, getting on the roof to sweep chimney... little stuff like that.

Extension ladders are *right out*!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:15 PM (rdVOm)

174 was some friend of a friend of our family who went out to his old farmhouse to do something involving ladders. he went over sideways, with the ladder, fell into snow behind a hedge, nobody found him for days.

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:16 PM (fRQ2J)

175 Giants


www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIc89O3CxYI
Posted by: Braenyard

maybe

They Might be Giants

Also, why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (u+AWT)

176 A state trooper bumped into a couple of college football players in the entrance tunnel today. Already there are AI parodies:

Original incident:
https://youtube.com/shorts/okD2AwhIw0w

Parody:
https://youtube.com/shorts/cCk7cT-9_EM

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (zPjZn)

177
'sup?

Great ride today, out on the motorcycles with Smash. Fall colors have very definitely peaked by about a week here in North Alabama.

Stray CDS kitty has been taken inside by the neighbor two houses up. She (i was wrong, not a he) has a chip but the shit heads that chipped her didn't register the chip. No info.

Between the two households, she'll get a good home.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (QVmho)

178 162 143 Welcome. I'm Monty Hall, your host tonight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 15, 2025 10:57
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Well done.

Before tonight, I didn't realize that Club ONT had more than one wobbly table.
Posted by: TRex - floors with character at November 15, 2025 11:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

They're easy to make, if you want more.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (S/Y4j)

179 136 I was watching a video commenting on the fact the rate of cultural change has collapsed in the 2000s.

Show someone a show from the era of 1950-1999 and they can most likely put it in the correct decade. Show them something made between 2000 and 2025 though and...it gets much harder.

The video didn't really give an answer as to why this is...your thoughts?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2025 10:54 PM (sKqQm)


Video games, particularly pokemon, changed neural pathways in kids brains in the 90's, and now in the 2000's, that's all they are really good for. RPG's and listing the thousands of pokemons and their evolutions. They lost their imaginations and can't think of anything that isn't derivative.

Posted by: moki at November 15, 2025 11:18 PM (wLjpr)

180 Before Arby's bought Buffalo Wild Wings and enshitified it, I used to get the Jamaican Jerk, Mango Habenero, Tai Curry and Blazin Hot wings.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2025 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)

181
Yep, Mannix proved this whole brain damage concussion thing was bunk. He got knocked out nearly every week for 8 years with nary the slightest ill effect.

Also, when he got shot, he basically just walked it off.

And second greatest hair of all time, just behind Jack Lord's McGarrett.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 15, 2025 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

182 My fear of heights has always been more a fear of ladders. Once I was on the roof I was fine. Even climbing up was okay. It was climbing down that freaked me out.

but now that I am 29, ladders are right out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 15, 2025 11:19 PM (0aYVJ)

183 >>>No, we don't have to wonder. During the 1977 blackout in NYC crime spiked. Not surprising. It's the reason security lights, cameras and alarms were invented. And neither Houston nor Dallas nor any big southern city is immune.

Same reason urban crime rates even in the best of times are worse than the sticks. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure it out.
Posted by: JackStraw
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One major difference - Houston has gunz. If crime increases it will be confined to the hood. Shooting a robber or a burglar is not a crime. Crime will not increase in civil neighborhoods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:20 PM (4v7VO)

184 Also, why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (u+AWT)

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 11:22 PM (zPjZn)

185 Also, why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos
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Moose limbs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:22 PM (4v7VO)

186 A state trooper bumped into a couple of college football players in the entrance tunnel today. Already there are AI parodies:

Original incident:
https://youtube.com/shorts/okD2AwhIw0w

Parody:
https://youtube.com/shorts/cCk7cT-9_EM
Posted by: tankdemon

Holy crap! Knew Texans love their football! But dude!!!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 11:23 PM (TfUTr)

187
Heh. According to Grok, Jack Lord's hair was all real, baby. Mike Connors was all real in the first few seasons, but it got to thinning a bit in the later years, and he wore a bit of a "topper".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 15, 2025 11:23 PM (w6EFb)

188 YouScrewb down again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2025 11:23 PM (mlg/3)

189 Also, why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at November 15, 2025 11:17 PM (u+AWT)

Because Evil can only corrupt, not create.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2025 11:24 PM (bss/y)

190 Crime:
No downside to being criminal, no reason to stop being a criminal.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2025 11:24 PM (TfUTr)

191 Houston took in a lot of Katrina refugees. A huge part of the problem, in my opinion. Springfield Missouri took in a fair amount, too, and it was obvious almost immediately that things were going to change.
Little Rock has always been a little rough, but a lot of L.A. hoodrats got sent to relatives there (and Louisiana) in the 90s, by moms hoping to keep them out of gangs, and it didn't work. Little Rock got a lot of Katrina overflow, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2025 11:24 PM (Vvh2V)

192 Howdy, Club patrons!

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2025 11:25 PM (QMAsf)

193 I got a 10ft step ladder, just so I wouldn't need the damned extension ladder for gutter & chimney stuff here.

Gutters fell off the 2-story part of house, a few years ago. Drainage is good there, so not worried about replacing those.

Meh. This isn't the retirement that I'd imagined, it's simply the one I've gotten.

Just hoping things hold together for a few more years!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

194 192 Howdy, Club patrons!
Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2025 11:25 PM (QMAsf)

Now it's a party.

Hi, Doof.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 11:26 PM (zPjZn)

195 I've also been playing around with a local LLM setup on my M4 Max, and holy sh*tballs is this thing fast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2025 11:26 PM (XV/Pl)

196 Pro tip: if you're drinking, don't go to Barnes and Nobel's Criterion sale.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2025 11:27 PM (CHHv1)

197 That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 15, 2025 11:22 PM (zPjZn)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Bing Crosby at November 15, 2025 11:27 PM (0RiMX)

198 ----------

Step-ladders are ok for me, so far. Necessary for changing lightbulbs, cleaning top of refrigerator, cleaning gutters, getting on the roof to sweep chimney... little stuff like that.

Extension ladders are *right out*!
Posted by: JQ
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Be sure and wrap some yarn around a coat hanger to clean the coils under your fridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:29 PM (4v7VO)

199 I just got done binge watching Corner Gas. Ranks right up there with Red Green. Great show. IMO.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 15, 2025 10:56 PM (89Sog)

I love having 'Corner Gas' on in the background. Plenty of shows have been made in Canada - 'X-Files', 'Supernatural'.

But for US tv. 'Corner Gas' is the only Canadian show for Canadians I ever watched.

My town has two intersections with stoplights, so you can understand the apppeal. I think it was so popular because so much of Canada is rural. After you get out of the top 10 cities, populations drop a lot.

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 11:30 PM (Sco7b)

200 >>One major difference - Houston has gunz. If crime increases it will be confined to the hood. Shooting a robber or a burglar is not a crime. Crime will not increase in civil neighborhoods.

Think so? Anyone in Texas that doesn't have a gun even in the hood?

I think Willie Sutton was right. He robbed banks because that's where the money is. Robbing the poorest people is not a sound business strategy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:30 PM (viF8m)

201 Monty Hall belongs in some kind of Canadian Hall of Fame. He was a good egg.

Posted by: Trebek, Too at November 15, 2025 11:31 PM (oftw2)

202 You can buy a snorkel and extention from Bezos for your leaf blower (it blows back at you) for your gutters.
Be sure to wear a raincoat and protective eye wear.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:32 PM (4v7VO)

203 Welcome! Good to have you here. Since you've ordered from the top shelf, your drinks are on the house.

Posted by: TRex - wobby table = good vibes at November 15, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

I'm not falling for that again! You just want to watch drunks fall off the roof!

Posted by: JB1000 at November 15, 2025 11:32 PM (ttgbj)

204 I think Willie Sutton was right. He robbed banks because that's where the money is. Robbing the poorest people is not a sound business strategy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:30 PM (viF8m)

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Hakeem Jeffries says very dollar stolen from a poor person puts $1.80 into the economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2025 11:33 PM (0RiMX)

205 Be sure and wrap some yarn around a coat hanger to clean the coils under your fridge.
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I have a long-handled, 3in diameter nylon brush and canister vac to handle that job. Works great!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

206 Shooting a burglar or a robber is not a crime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:33 PM (4v7VO)

207 Evening, ONT Horde, and our hosting troika!

The Peon Manor coffee maker is officially gerfooked. Heating element was clogged with lime. Managed to partially clear it with acid. Wanted to open it up more. Used a drill bit in the electric drill. All went swimmingly until the drill bit came out the side of the tube. Oopsie! Oh well. It was a nineteen dollar WalMart special. Time to get another one, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2025 11:33 PM (npFr7)

208 Think so? Anyone in Texas that doesn't have a gun even in the hood?

I think Willie Sutton was right. He robbed banks because that's where the money is. Robbing the poorest people is not a sound business strategy.
Posted by: JackS

it is not the robbing it is the murdering so thats why they stay in the hood, thats where everybody they want to murder is.

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:36 PM (zTIYX)

209 When it's time to clean the coffee pot just brew a couple of pots of white vinegar. Be sure and brew a couple of pots of clear water afterward.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:38 PM (4v7VO)

210 Wazzu up 14 - 3 at half. *nods - cautiously optimistic*

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 11:38 PM (LVaYG)

211 I'm on the computer now.

4 level split. Computer room. Just below ground level.

Snowflake is out the window meowing. Winter is going to be hell. My friends have an electric blanket in her very nice cat house.

Damn, I have to give her some hugs and kisses...

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 11:39 PM (Sco7b)

212 >>Hakeem Jeffries says very dollar stolen from a poor person puts $1.80 into the economy.

Checks out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:40 PM (viF8m)

213 When it's time to clean the coffee pot just brew a couple of pots of white vinegar. Be sure and brew a couple of pots of clear water afterward.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes! Definitely follow up with the clear water! And just when you think all the vinegar is rinsed out-- brew yet another pot of plain water.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

214 Oopsie! Oh well. It was a nineteen dollar WalMart special. Time to get another one, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I always have a dollar store one in reserve. Last time my maker died, though, my daughter sent me a nice Ninja before I could break out the crappy one.

Posted by: Heavenly Coffee at November 15, 2025 11:41 PM (oftw2)

215 Yes! Definitely follow up with the clear water! And just when you think all the vinegar is rinsed out-- brew yet another pot of plain water.
Posted by: JQ
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Mom used white vinegar to clean everything!

Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 11:42 PM (LVaYG)

216 I have a backup coffee maker and grinder sitting new in their boxes, just in case the current ones die on me, say when there's a foot of unplowed snow between me and Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2025 11:43 PM (R5+Wg)

217 When my dad was over 80 years old he fell off a ladder and hurt his knee. While he was in the emergency room, I told him he shouldn't use the ladder anymore. He said he would still be able to use it. By the time he got home from the hospital, the ladder had mysteriously disappeared.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2025 11:43 PM (0Htd1)

218 Odd / Rare Internal Combustion Engines.
--

So, Henry Ford's X8 didn't make the list.
It didn't make the production lines either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 10:40 PM (4v7VO)

That was a pretty lame article. The Mannix car one was much better. The "odd" engines were pretty much all '70 - '80's stuff. No mention at all of the Knight sleeve valve engine, which saw service in several makes of cars, and in some aero engines, too. Or the Franklin air-cooled engines, which were used in big luxury cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2025 11:44 PM (npFr7)

219 Okay, hugs and kisses delivered.

So much purring.

I'm not a cat person. I don't think they're supposed to be this loving...

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 11:44 PM (Sco7b)

220 My coffee pot (12 cup Mr Coffee) is not long for this world. Have cleaned it a few times due to the hard water here, but it still brews slowly. And the hotplate is wobbly..

I already have a new unit, waiting for the day when it's needed. Suppose that's why the old one keeps chugging along, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

221 daughters screwing with Dad's independence has a very deleterious effect for dads

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:45 PM (v6vFo)

222 Mom used white vinegar to clean everything!
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2025 11:42 PM (LVaYG)


Mom always had two bottles of white vinegar in the house. One in the kitchen and one out in the garage next to the washer, with the Clorox and Tide and such. The ex laughed about me putting vinegar in with the wash. Brightens colors, whitens whites. What's not to love?

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2025 11:46 PM (gKDq2)

223 Launch time in 10 minutes

Andøya Space launch
Dual suborbital NASA missions in Norway
Launch window: 1:00 am - 6:00 am EST (06:00 - 11:00 UTC)

https://youtu.be/npEJ_gfT6p0


Posted by: Joyenz at November 15, 2025 11:47 PM (2F0/Y)

224 it is funny how much better cars are now than they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago

Posted by: n at November 15, 2025 11:48 PM (pMc5z)

225 I'm not a cat person. I don't think they're supposed to be this loving...
Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 15, 2025 11:44 PM

Cats purring is just their expressing hope that you will kneel over so they can feast on your corpse.

Posted by: The Dogs at November 15, 2025 11:49 PM (R5+Wg)

226 Okay, hugs and kisses delivered.
So much purring.
I'm not a cat person. I don't think they're supposed to be this loving...
Posted by: Stateless
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Awww...
Cats can be wonderful companions, and very affectionate. Not all, and not always, but-- obviously Snowflake *chooses* you.
I love reading your posts!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:49 PM (rdVOm)

227 >>Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

How are you making out with the bareboat approval stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:50 PM (viF8m)

228 Franklins were great cars. Actor Burt Mustin was a Franklin salesman until they went under during the Depression, then switched to Mercury and Lincoln. He was 63 before he ever acted professionally and had hundreds of TV and movie credits and was still acting until his untimely death at 92.

Posted by: Born 1884 at November 15, 2025 11:51 PM (oftw2)

229 How are you making out with the bareboat approval stuff?

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Finished the first course in October. I'll have to wait for January for the 103 course due to scheduling snafus.

If I finish the 2-level courses they'll award me Letters of Marque, and that's when the fun really begins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2025 11:54 PM (0RiMX)

230 The Peon Manor coffee maker is officially gerfooked. Heating element was clogged with lime. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2025 11:33 PM (npFr7)

I tend to go between the Moka pot (cafetera) and a sauce pan, though I own a percolator too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2025 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

231 >> Andøya Space launch

I did not know that existed. Very high latitude, above the arctic circle. Perfect for polar and solar-synchronous orbits. Not so good for lower inclination orbits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 15, 2025 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

232 >>If I finish the 2-level courses they'll award me Letters of Marque, and that's when the fun really begins

Friggin lawyers.

You are going to have so much fun in the BVI. Do at least 2 weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:58 PM (viF8m)

233 From today's news:

"Man expected to survive after dog shoots him in back
Police say the 53-year-old man was cleaning his shotgun when his dog accidentally set it off, shooting him in the lower back."

Posted by: The Cats at November 15, 2025 11:59 PM (R5+Wg)

234 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

My beloved Aggies sure did give us a scare this afternoon! 👍👍👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 16, 2025 12:00 AM (SRRAx)

235 Happy Saturday Horde!

JQ, the usual if you will please.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 16, 2025 12:01 AM (0nHVk)

236 Vinegar is kind of forgotten these days. It was much more popular in olden days. It's a great cleaner and has health benefits.

Posted by: Vinegar Bend Mizell at November 16, 2025 12:02 AM (oftw2)

237 You are going to have so much fun in the BVI. Do at least 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2025 11:58 PM (viF8m)

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My Caribbean bareboating plans are, shall we say, fluid. I need to spend some time in my home waters in something more than 5-knot winds before I undertake any island-hopping.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2025 12:03 AM (0RiMX)

238 Hi, Debby!

Sitting at the bar tonight? Or shall I send to the wobbly table?

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

239 183 >>>No, we don't have to wonder. During the 1977 blackout in NYC crime spiked. Not surprising. It's the reason security lights, cameras and alarms were invented. And neither Houston nor Dallas nor any big southern city is immune.

Same reason urban crime rates even in the best of times are worse than the sticks. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure it out.
Posted by: JackStraw
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One major difference - Houston has gunz. If crime increases it will be confined to the hood. Shooting a robber or a burglar is not a crime. Crime will not increase in civil neighborhoods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 15, 2025 11:20 PM (4v7VO)

One side benefit of the 1977 NYC blackout - folks robbed electronics stores, taking turntables, speakers and mixers. A lot of those folks ended up inventing rap music. They could never afford the equipment before stealing it. Once they had it, they could experiment.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at November 16, 2025 12:03 AM (21WYU)

240 I have a backup coffee maker and grinder sitting new in their boxes, just in case the current ones die on me, say when there's a foot of unplowed snow between me and Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2025 11:43 PM (R5+Wg)


I survived that Blackout thanks to a gas stove, an old backup stove-top percolator and pre-ground coffee; I hadn't used in it years. I had milk the first morning, but not after that, too long without electricity so I didn't trust it.

Even with just a small freezer which I tried not to open, still had to throw away quite a bit. Sounds crazy, but there's only so much cooked meat you can eat without refrigeration. I could cook all my chicken breasts but having them sitting out, though cooked, in August with no cool place to store it? Risky business. I had some canned food so for that brief time I didn't go hungry thanks to a gas stove.

And now TPTB want to take the gas stove away.

Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2025 12:04 AM (gKDq2)

241
Well, that launch stream came alive, but is was just showing a cat cam. Two cats, one on top of a cat tree, with the feed dubbed the "Bennu cam". Cat must be named Bennu.

Now, what is the significance of this cat and that launch complex?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 16, 2025 12:04 AM (w6EFb)

242 IH 345 Scout engine was tough and versatile. Different that common V8s its design had cooling jackets around the valves helping keep the valves and heads stay cool.

This engine was much used in mid-range trucks because of its stamina. One drawback was the valve attachment, I think the valves would also spin also a benefit, had a tendency to loosen and drop the valve.
Ruh Roh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:06 AM (4v7VO)

243 There. The dead coffee maker has been rendered down to parts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:06 AM (npFr7)

244 Awww...
Cats can be wonderful companions, and very affectionate. Not all, and not always, but-- obviously Snowflake *chooses* you.
I love reading your posts!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2025 11:49 PM (rdVOm)

Thank you so much. I'm sending pictures to the Pet thread soon.

My dog Ralphy is literally 100 in dog years. We used to chase squirrels in the park. He made peace with squirrels. And now cats. Now he goes outside and Snowflake comes up to him, rubs against him and rolls over.

Snowflake comes in the house. Dude is good.

Friends. But it's weird.

It's like Palestinians are suddenly loving to the Jews.

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 16, 2025 12:08 AM (Sco7b)

245 And second greatest hair of all time, just behind Jack Lord's McGarrett.
Posted by: publius

You people just Raciss

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of James Brown, the Hardest working man hair in Show Bidnis at November 16, 2025 12:09 AM (u+AWT)

246 I have a jar of instant coffee (yuck) in case of power outage... can boil water out on the grill if needed. No gas line to this house, or I'd have a gas stove! And a normal freakin' furnace!

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

247 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 16, 2025 12:04 AM (w6EFb)

LOL I just noticed the cat on the side. Our entertainment until launch.

Posted by: Joyenz at November 16, 2025 12:10 AM (2F0/Y)

248 Vinegar is kind of forgotten these days. It was much more popular in olden days. It's a great cleaner and has health benefits.
Posted by: Vinegar Bend Mizell at November 16, 2025 12:02 AM (oftw2)

I did run some vinegar through the damned thing. Did not help. I need to buy a gallon of hydrochloric acid. It is cheap. Comes at 33%. Dilute with twice its volume of water, and you have 10% which is not too hard on skin, and cleans coffee pots like lightning. And HCl can be found in your own stomach acid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:10 AM (npFr7)

249 There. The dead coffee maker has been rendered down to parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:06 AM (npFr7)


for what it is worth, I planned out a small distilling rig from a dead Mr Coffee, and then waited for my girlfriend's coffee maker to die.
I think the relationship died first, and I don't really drink, but I loved planning that out.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2025 12:11 AM (rbvCR)

250 If I finish the 2-level courses they'll award me Letters of Marque, and that's when the fun really begins




You keep the Letters of Marque

I'm only interested in the Reprisal part

Deal?

Posted by: Edward "Miklos" Teach at November 16, 2025 12:12 AM (u+AWT)

251 >>My Caribbean bareboating plans are, shall we say, fluid. I need to spend some time in my home waters in something more than 5-knot winds before I undertake any island-hopping.

That would necessitate leaving the dock. You should do that.

The reason the Virgin Islands has become such a popular bareboat sailing destination is because it's very easy sailing. Line of sight and gentle breezes if you go in peak season.

You can do it. If I can, you can. And you should because you will never forget it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2025 12:12 AM (viF8m)

252 As I mentioned late in the Hobby thread a friend and myself took the Avanti with its newly installed 700R4 transmission up to Elnora for beer and munchies. Car ran great; I drove up, and Bruce drove it back. Transmission swap a resounding success! At 60 mph, engine is turning about 2000 rpm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:15 AM (npFr7)

253 We had that very Strawberry Alarm Clock album at one time.

I was younger then

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 16, 2025 12:16 AM (XbNmU)

254 I have a jar of instant coffee (yuck) in case of power outage... can boil water out on the grill if needed. No gas line to this house, or I'd have a gas stove! And a normal freakin' furnace!
Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:09 AM (rdVOm)


There are a number of small cook stoves that run on those one pound propane bottles, they are good for coffee and minor cooking - better if you have a small pressure cooker.

I have an old SAW ammo can that holds two bottles of propane, the top and bottom of a Century tool single burner stove, and a small one-mantle propane lantern.
It is the tits for making coffee in the woods.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2025 12:16 AM (rbvCR)

255 READ MORE: Toyota's $10,000 Pickup Truck Is Perfect
It's not a matter of "if," but "when" a smaller truck will join Toyota’s U.S. lineup.
Alisa PriddleWriterMay 22, 2025

https://tinyurl.com/7d99t5mr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:17 AM (4v7VO)

256 Transmission swap a resounding success! At 60 mph, engine is turning about 2000 rpm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Awesome! What a thrilling sense of accomplishment you must have gotten from that!

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

257
This launch is for some student experiment -- sub-orbital. It's too investigate some "leak" close to the poles where air is leaking out into space or something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 16, 2025 12:18 AM (w6EFb)

258 Vinegar is kind of forgotten these days. It was much more popular in olden days. It's a great cleaner and has health benefits.
Posted by: Vinegar Bend Mizell

Francis Marion (the Swamp Fox) had remarkably good health through difficult and unhealthy circumstances.

It was noted at the time that he always drank a mix of vinegar and water.

Posted by: Carolina Miklos at November 16, 2025 12:19 AM (u+AWT)

259 READ MORE: Toyota's $10,000 Pickup Truck Is Perfect
It's not a matter of "if," but "when" a smaller truck will join Toyota’s U.S. lineup.
Alisa PriddleWriterMay 22, 2025


Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2025 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

260 FlashForge, a 3D printer company (or maybe I should say a "former" 3D printer company) just reached a Bud Light level of public fucktardery.

First they said customers weren't allowed to print gun parts or other weapons with their printers, and if you did they'd "report you to the authorities".

Instant firestorm.

Then they tried to walk it back with some weasel words.

Didn't work.

https://tinyurl.com/hececmkc

These asswipe's company is melting down in realtime.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2025 12:20 AM (IG3/x)

261 Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2025 12:16 AM
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Had a bunch of camping equipment stored at Dad's (I sold my other house after he died & didn't have room for everything here at that time)

F-tard(s) that broke into Dad's place stole it.

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:20 AM (rdVOm)

262 If you have a gas stove (or a grill), you can still make coffee even if you prefer the whole bean stuff.

Wrap the beans up in a tea towel and bash them with a hammer for a while (a big mallet works best).

Brew in a saucepan and enjoy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2025 12:22 AM (IG3/x)

263 Maduro called a press conference this evening and sang “Imagine” so that Trump won’t bomb him.

X users are unanimous that him doing that means we should just nuke him repeatedly until no more shitty commie anthems are heard.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2025 12:23 AM (QZThv)

264 X users are unanimous that him doing that means we should just nuke him repeatedly until no more shitty commie anthems are heard.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2025 12:23 AM (QZThv)


James Taylor was booked up?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2025 12:24 AM (rbvCR)

265 246 I have a jar of instant coffee (yuck) in case of power outage... can boil water out on the grill if needed. No gas line to this house, or I'd have a gas stove! And a normal freakin' furnace!
Posted by: JQ
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Sporting goods store or maybe Ace. Purchase a one or two burner propane that accepts those little bottles. Buy it a Ace and the old feller there will walk you through everything you need to know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:25 AM (4v7VO)

266 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:17 AM (4v7VO)


I had a small Toyota truck for decades. Bought it new in 86, gave it to a friend of Thor's when we left California in 2013, because it didn't have ac, and I didn't want to cross the desert in it, or drive in this Southern humidity.

Over 300,000 miles, and the only thing I ever had to replace was one clutch, the master/slave cylinders, a catalytic converter that was stolen, and I did have to buy a rebuilt carburetor after 250,000 miles. I don't think I even changed the sparkplugs more than a few times. I miss that truck, I love stick shifts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2025 12:25 AM (Vvh2V)

267 I'll survive with instant coffee, lol. If I find a good deal at a yard sale, might buy a single or double burner propane setup.

If TSHTF, will likely give up the morning coffee.

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

268 Know how to whistle?

youtu.be/i9Ay727EYzw?t=161

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:30 AM (4v7VO)

269 I have a jar of instant coffee (yuck)



Instant coffee is entirely acceptable in the making of Red Eye Gravy, if you forgot to leave some coffee from yesterday or don't use coffee grounds (the Traditional Methods).

Posted by: Old Man Miklos at November 16, 2025 12:30 AM (u+AWT)

270
This is driving me crazy. Who are the cats?! And why are they there on this launch feed?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 16, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)

271
I'm about to explode here.
Posted by: Cicero

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Let 'er rip!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2025 12:33 AM (n7CIX)

272
Don't worry, there is never a threat of me writing anything witty orbinformative.
Posted by: tankdemon

==============

There are those tardy excuses. Oh, wait -- you mean you really were waylaid by a pack of capybaras?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2025 12:34 AM (n7CIX)

273 READ MORE: Toyota's $10,000 Pickup Truck Is Perfect
It's not a matter of "if," but "when" a smaller truck will join Toyota’s U.S. lineup.
Alisa PriddleWriterMay 22, 2025

https://tinyurl.com/7d99t5mr
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:17 AM (4v7VO)

Unibody construction? Hybrid power train? That's a big "Nope" from this cowboy.

I saw an early '80's Toyota Diesel pickup at the post office in town last week. They were great little trucks. Biggest caveat is replacing the timing belt in a timely fashion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:35 AM (npFr7)

274 Let 'er rip!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Those Swedish Meatballs ready to go? We have been waiting.

Posted by: scampydog at November 16, 2025 12:35 AM (LVaYG)

275 If TSHTF, will likely give up the morning coffee.
Posted by: JQ

If TSHTF, it will be evening coffee. And you will need it.

Like the Japs in WWII, the enemy tend to attack at night.

Posted by: Historically and Socially informed Miklos at November 16, 2025 12:35 AM (u+AWT)

276 Let 'er rip!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

*causes Global Warming*

Posted by: Methane is a Greenhouse GAS at November 16, 2025 12:37 AM (u+AWT)

277
Joyenz, are you here? I hope you're feeling better. I'm all over that bug I had.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2025 12:40 AM (n7CIX)

278 Sweet dreams, Horde, I am going to attempt an earlier sleep. Thanks, JQ, leaves an appropriate tip on the bar.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 16, 2025 12:41 AM (0nHVk)

279 The Dutch are wearing T-shirts, Americans are wearing jackets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:41 AM (4v7VO)

280
Those Swedish Meatballs ready to go? We have been waiting.
Posted by: scampydog

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Yeah! Well, except it turns out the breadcrumbs I have on hand were Italian, so there was a minor war in the saucepan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2025 12:41 AM (n7CIX)

281 Lemme see. If the power goes out, I can make coffee in my old graniteware percolator on the gas range. Or on a Coleman stove. Or build a fire in the firepit. Or use the side burner on the gas grill. Or fire up the generator, and get the house powered up again. Right now, I am using a one-cup drip coffee maker that drips into an insulated mug (no hot plate). Worked fine this morning, two cups, it's pretty fast.

I do like having a carafe of warm coffee on the hot plate, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2025 12:43 AM (npFr7)

282
Unibody construction? Hybrid power train? That's a big "Nope" from this cowboy.

I saw an early '80's Toyota Diesel pickup at the post office in town last week. They were great little trucks. Biggest caveat is replacing the timing belt in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Looking forward to them having a 'come to reality' moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 16, 2025 12:43 AM (4v7VO)

283 Good night, Debby. Thank you for the tip!

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

284 A Toyota pickup, with a hybrid power train, that will cost $10k, and all they have to do is design it, but they're like really really busy, man, so it may take a while before you see it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 16, 2025 12:44 AM (R5+Wg)

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