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After Shutdown Climb-Down, Democrats In Meltdown

I don't mean to discombobulate you, but the Party of Reason and Emotional Stabilityis having a, get this, hysterical overreaction to normal, everyday, fairly trivial things that sane and emotionally-temperate people can barely find the energy to care about.

Democrat Party Fanzine The Hill: Democtats Rage as Spending Bill Heads to House.

The Hill's Mike Lillis and Sudiksha Kochi report tensions are boiling over within the Democratic Party, just a week after the party was riding high off its sweeping success in last Tuesday's elections.

"What Senate Dems who voted for this horseshit deal did was f-- over all the hard work people put in to Tuesday's elections," Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wis.), a former head of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, posted on the social platform X. "Healthcare matters. Not platitudes."

Fox: Liberal media neurotics, hysterics, and smoothbrains turn on Democrats.

Liberal media figures are calling out the Democratic Party after eight senators voted with the GOP on a plan to reopen the government, accusing the party of caving as they try to end the longest shutdown in history.

Ex-CNN host Don Lemon, "The View" co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Whoopi Goldberg, former CNN journalist Chris Cillizza and more were among members of the media lambasting the Democratic caucus members who voted to advance a plan to re-open the government on Sunday.

...

Lemon posted on TikTok and said the Democrats "caved."

Goldberg said during "The View" on Monday, "eight Senate Democrats threw in the towel by siding with the GOP to advance a vote that could lead to the government reopening."

Others specifically took aim at Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., the Senate minority leader.

Hostin said, "Shame on you the first time. You do it twice, three times, four times, shame on me. Shame on the Democrats for even believing that the Republicans will, you know, even vote on it."

"So the bottom line is, the Democrats went into, after a blue wave, the American people saying, 'We do want [an] opposition.' The working people want the Democratic Party to fight for them. And now, they just caved and surrendered. I think Chuck Schumer -- his days are over. And if he cannot keep his caucus together, he needs to go. He needs to be replaced," she added.

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Former MSNBC host Mehdi Hasan, who founded Zeteo, also called on Schumer to resign in a post on social media.

So let's not bury the lede: Charles Schumer is on the chopping block. Or the slopping block*, because he's a rumpled elderly sow. His bid to appear to be as fighty and zany as Retarded Congresswoman AOC failed completely. No one's buying it.


Some Democratic lawmakers also called for Schumer to step down.

"Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can't lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?" Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif, said in a post on social media on Sunday.

Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass., also said in a post that the vote was "another example of why we need new leadership."

The favorite televised doomscrolling feed for bitter femcel women and developmentally-delayed homosexuals who want to sound smart at grown-up parties, CNN, writes:


Schumer didn't vote for bill to reopen the government. He's facing liberal fury anyway.

He's facing liberal furries? Well keep facing them. Don't turn your back on liberal furries. Unless you want to be yiffed in the keister.

No he didn't vote for cloture on the CR, but it is common knowledge (or at least a well-informed common assumption) that he told the "moderate" purple state senators and the retiring Dick Durbin to end the shutdown while he continued playing John Jay Rambo screaming "It's not over, it's never over!" while shooting up generic computer equipment.

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There is no immediate threat to Schumer's leadership, according to multiple Democratic sources. Not one of the Democrats calling for Schumer to step down as leader is a current member of his caucus. Still, frustrations are mounting privately among Senate Democrats that Schumer and his leadership team lacked a long-term plan to secure real concessions from the GOP in the funding fight-- and that the party ultimately ended up without a tangible legislative win, according to a half-dozen Senate Democratic sources. And there is growing chatter about what it means for his future after the 2026 midterms and if he chooses to run again in 2028.

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Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona wouldn't directly say whether he had confidence in Schumer. Asked by CNN about the Democratic leader's handling of the shutdown, Kelly pivoted to President Donald Trump, whom he called "an irrational president who doesn't care about the American people."

Pressed again on whether he had confidence in Schumer, Kelly conceded that it had been a "rough" time for Senate Democrats. "I've been here four and a half years now, and [Schumer has] been the leader, and I understand why people look at this and say, well, this was kind of a rough period," he said.

Maryland Sen. Chris Van Hollen, pressed if he had confidence in Schumer, was also mum on the leader's future. "I was glad to see that kind of unity," Van Hollen said. "I'm disappointed in the result, but we will fight on another day."


Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' fellow Skwad member, Hamas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib also called for the Jew to be thrown under the bus.

But, you know, day that ends in a -y and all that.

Axios, a wannabe Politco only read by groomers when they're shitting out yesterday's deposit of shame, writes:

"Sen. Schumer has failed to meet this moment and is out of touch with the American people," progressive Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Minn.) said in a post on X.

Said Rep. Seth Moulton (D-Mass.), a moderate who is running for U.S. Senate, said "if [Schumer] were an effective leader, he would have united his caucus to vote 'No'" on the Senate shutdown deal.

Driving the news: In addition to Moulton and Tlaib, Reps. Mike Levin (D-Calif.), Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Shri Thanedar (D-Mich.) called for Schumer to step down between Sunday night and Monday afternoon.

"It is time for us to have somebody who can stand up to Trump and someone that is unwavering, somebody who is more strategic, and, frankly, somebody with guts," Thanedar said in a phone interview.

Rep. Veronica Escobar (D-Texas) told Axios that Schumer "should not" remain as leader.

Rep. Sylvia Garcia (D-Texas) said in a statement to Axios: "If I were a senator, I would be asking Senator Schumer to step down as minority leader. He's simply cannot meet this moment."

Flashback: Only Reps. Delia Ramirez (D-Ill.) and Rep. Glenn Ivey (D-Md.) called for Schumer to step aside when he voted for a Republican spending bill in March.

Ramirez doubled down on Monday, writing on X: "I've said it before, and I will say it again ... Schumer needs to resign."

Zoom out: Other Democrats skirted just up to the line.

"If I had a vote it would be for Patty Murray," Rep. Emily Randall (D-Wash.) told Axios, referring to her home state's senator.

Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wisc.) criticized Schumer both for his handling of the shutdown and his refusal to endorse New York Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, posting on X, "Profile of scourge? Next."

Profile of scourge? What? Does he think scourge rhymes with courage?

I'm not Joe Dead Poets Society over here but, you know: It does not.

This is a party of retards.


Zoom in: Those lawmakers join a cohort of grassroots groups actively trying to orchestrate Schumer's ouster.

Indivisible is urging Democratic voters to call their senators and tell them "time for Chuck Schumer to step aside" and launching a program to promote candidates in Senate Democratic primaries who are "firmly committed to opposing Schumer" as leader.

Progressive group MoveOn also joined the chorus Monday, telling Axios' Holly Otterbein that around 80% of its members voted in a survey that Schumer should quit his leadership role.

More from Politico 4 Kidz: Reports of extreme snippiness on conference calls!

A private call of House Democrats devolved into a furious vent session Monday afternoon as lawmakers fumed about a group of Senate centrists cutting a deal with Republicans to end the shutdown.

Why it matters: Over a dozen House Democrats spoke on the call, with the vast majority slamming the deal, sources told Axios -- a volume that reflects deep outrage between the two chambers.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-N.M.) said the public is incensed at what they see as Democrats caving on the shutdown fight, telling her colleagues, "People are f**king pissed."
Nearly "everyone [was] strongly against" the deal, said one House Democrat who was on the call but spoke on the condition of anonymity to share details of a private discussion.

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Zoom in: Roughly half of those who spoke on Monday's call either directly criticized Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) or did so implicitly by agreeing with previous speakers who tore into him, sources said.

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.), the former chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, argued that either the Senate leader "can't control his caucus" or he "gave his blessing" to the deal.

Yeah, as I keep saying, this is one of those less-common Democrat performances of Failure Theater.

Chuck Schumer is so angry that exactly eight Democrats -- precisely the number needed, given Rand Paul's never-ending "I'm not like the other grrrls" Goth Tween act -- voted to end the shutdown that he busted out his world-renown Crocodile tears to show his extreme pissiness. Video below the fold.

Democrat House members are demanding their fellow congressmen vote it down:

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Several hours after the call, House Democratic leadership sent out an email to members' offices instructing them to "VOTE NO" on the shutdown deal.

House members have been on a two month break.

Must be nice.

Must.

Be.

Nice.

Mike Johnson told them to all Get Your Ass to the Choppahs and return to DC for a vote planned for tomorrow. And he did say return ASAP, because, due to the Democrats' shutdown theater, a lot of air traffic controllers are skipping (unpaid) work and there are flight delays and cancellations aplenty.

Happy Tuesday!

And of course:

Happy Veterans Day! I sincerely thank all the veterans who have served and fought to keep this nation safe.

Bonus: Chucky Schumer's Fake Tears make a fresh appearance. This sociopathic nebbish turns on the fake waterworks whenever he's called upon to appear "sincere," despite being a soulless, ruthless, and craven political operator who only exists to manipulate people into ceding power to him.

Enjoy Chuck watering his flabby cheeks with Tactical Eye Piss.

* I like Trump's "Sloppadopoulos" so much that I'm trying to get my own "slop" insults going.

Sloppy Schumer? Does that work?

Okay so this one isn't a winner. But you have to start with a sow's ear before you can make a silk purse. Or something. I have literally never understood that saying. Who the fuck carries a sow's ear? (Apart from the ladies of The View, on dey heads.)

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




Comments

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1 Who knew the budget from roughly 2022 or so was so destructive to all Democratic priorities.

Imagine if we go back to 2021. Or 2020.

Or 1917.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

2 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:13 PM (CWTWj)

3 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2025 12:13 PM (YwEeS)

4 DEMS LAST WEEK: "This shutdown is the GOP's fault!"

DEMS TODAY: "No don't end the shutdown!"

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 11, 2025 12:13 PM (+4vtO)

5 wheeee

can't wait for them to eat each other...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (nXhwP)

6 Mike Johnson told them to all Get Your Ass to the Choppahs and return to DC for a vote planned for tomorrow. And he did say return ASAP, because, due to the Democrats' shutdown theater, a lot of air traffic controllers are skipping (unpaid) work and there are flight delays and cancellations aplenty.

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And AZ rep who won a special election a couple of months ago can finally become an anonymous backbencher as she's finally sworn in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

7 I wish the House would come back, Rand Paul could get his performance art over , and hopefully the CR could be voted on and signed by Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (oT1li)

8 dems win. dems always win. it's one of the penumbras of the umbrella

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (CWTWj)

9 Morning, ace. Dunno if you saw, but vodkapundit did a Tucker takedown column with some hefty referrals to you today...

Posted by: bearski at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (Bhsk7)

10 >>>DEMS LAST WEEK: "This shutdown is the GOP's fault!"
DEMS TODAY: "No don't end the shutdown!"

darn I keep forgetting to mention this very good and undeniable point.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (1wjle)

11 it's cold here

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:15 PM (CWTWj)

12 Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wis.), a former head of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, posted on the social platform X. "Healthcare matters. Not


Wetback healthcare matters. Not starving American children.

Got it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:15 PM (P58QN)

13 10 >>>DEMS LAST WEEK: "This shutdown is the GOP's fault!"
DEMS TODAY: "No don't end the shutdown!"

darn I keep forgetting to mention this very good and undeniable point.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:14 PM (1wjle)

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It's too bad that it's a narrative that doesn't go beyond the politically minded, because the hypocrisy is just...

*chef's kiss*.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

14 *Sniff*
That was beautiful.

Posted by: Bosk at November 11, 2025 12:15 PM (VMFAF)

15 It's one thing to boot Schumer from his leadership post, and his staff.

It's another to be able to replace him with someone in the Senate Dem caucus progressive enough to placate the progressives.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (MR1yy)

16 I don't think Chuck is going anywhere. He's not up for reelection until 2028 and stupid people have short memories.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (98kQX)

17 >>>9 Morning, ace. Dunno if you saw, but vodkapundit did a Tucker takedown column with some hefty referrals to you today...

thank you. I'll check it out.

Tucker is now on to Chemtrails. He's literally just embracing every conspiracy theory that he thinks will get him engagement.

I don't know how well he's doing. If he were doing really well, financially, he wouldn't be in such a mad rush to degrade himself and set his dignity on fire for clicks from Islamabad.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (1wjle)

18 I am soooo relieved that the federal government is back taking care of me and my 19 childrens, my Auntie and all of our extended family and friends after trump tried to kill us all from starvation. Thank you oh mighty savior democrat party for taking care of us and giving meaning in our lives again and providing us the reason to get up in the morning and go to Wal Mark.

Posted by: Smooth Brained democrat voter at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (R/m4+)

19 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (P58QN)

20 Dems get 95% of what they want they’re angry.

Republicans get a token spending cut we are happy.

This is why the left wins long term.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (lO7EU)

21 Yes. It must be said

A huge thanks to those veterans who served honorably

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2025 12:17 PM (hDaAc)

22 >>>14 *Sniff*
That was beautiful.

thank you. I've got some good zingy posts today. I got a reasonble night of sleep and i'm in a good mood.

Which, as I've speculated before, really just means "I have bodily and mental energy." I really think that when people say they're in a good mood what they really mean is "I feel energetic not lethargic."

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:17 PM (1wjle)

23 15 It's one thing to boot Schumer from his leadership post, and his staff.

It's another to be able to replace him with someone in the Senate Dem caucus progressive enough to placate the progressives.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (MR1yy)

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I suspect that caucus leader is actually not very easy to do. That to do what Harry Reid or Mitch McConnell did required a ruthlessness and intelligence to advance their goals and agendas over the preening of dozens of overinflated egos.

Schumer was never good at it, and quickly replacing him with racist progressive du jour will lead to great red meat for the progressive base but probably no actual ability to organize the caucus effectively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

24 ‘the Party of Reason and Emotional Stabilityis having a, get this, hysterical overreaction’

Can we REALLY call it an overreaction if the ‘Rats don’t go on a murder spree?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (jbnUc)

25 Mike Johnson told them to all Get Your Ass to the Choppahs and return to DC for a vote planned for tomorrow. And he did say return ASAP, because, due to the Democrats' shutdown theater, a lot of air traffic controllers are skipping (unpaid) work and there are flight delays and cancellations aplenty.


UBER yo ass to DC!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (P58QN)

26 "What Senate Dems who voted for this horseshit deal did was f-- over all the hard work people put in to Tuesday's elections," Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wis.), a former head of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, posted on the social platform X. "Healthcare matters. Not platitudes."
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This type of statement is why I believe Democrats caved after VA. They realized the VA win was nothing more than Democrats winning where they were expected to win.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (UJMvS)

27 I don't think Chuck runs for re-election. Too toxic for the left, especially the direction NYC is headed. AOC will most likely take his spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (uWKK8)

28
Tucker is married to the Swanson Food family. He doesn't have any money worries.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (3ek7K)

29 schumer learned what happens when you put the cheese on raw burgers, so to speak

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (CWTWj)

30 Schumer: "This is the last straw!"

https://tinyurl.com/mr4awarw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (G/BeD)

31 Popcorn.
But maybe Republicans can get a re agreement with Democrats to do something to reduce healthcare insurance costs.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (Ep3eI)

32 Liberal media figures are calling out the Democratic Party after eight senators voted with the GOP on a plan to reopen the government, accusing the party of caving as they try to end the longest shutdown in history.
Ex-CNN host Don Lemon, "The View" co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Whoopi Goldberg, former CNN journalist Chris Cillizza and more were among members of the media lambasting the Democratic caucus members who voted to advance a plan to re-open the government on Sunday.
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For non-partisans, these people certainly seem to be open about their partisan leanings.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:19 PM (UJMvS)

33 I'm honestly surprised at the panic from elected Dems. Their base will vote for them, unthinkingly, next year and every year after.

The base is pretty stupid, so meltdowns are expected.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

34 I don't think Chuck is going anywhere. He's not up for reelection until 2028 and stupid people have short memories.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (98kQX)

Leadership elections will happen a year from now, a week or so after the midterms, and will involve senators who are sticking around into 2027 and the senators-elect. Retiring and defeated senators don't vote. Rumors are that Chuck wants Brian Schatz of Hawaii to replace him as leader.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:19 PM (MR1yy)

35 >>>11 it's cold here

and here as well. I was planning to take a commenter's advice and get some walking in, in the sunlight, but damn, it's cold.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (1wjle)

36 after mammy dammy gets his shot at running nyc for 10 months, ocasio0crackpot might not look so good.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (CWTWj)

37 Did anyone check with Chuck Schumer's Fake Friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey, to see how the shutdown was affecting them?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (rO4EG)

38 Can we REALLY call it an overreaction if the ‘Rats don’t go on a murder spree?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (jbnUc)
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Does murdering a few ICE agents count? Or is that part of the ongoing play the left has set in motion?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (UJMvS)

39 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?

Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (0714D)

40 What did they think was going to happen? There was zero chance they were ever going to get $1.5 trillion for illegals and Ocare, this was the inevitable outcome.

They are either all lying or dumber than dogshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (viF8m)

41 Sloppy Schumer? Does that work?

Trump schlonged them and all that’s left is sloppy schumers?

Needs work.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (36bTp)

42 33 I'm honestly surprised at the panic from elected Dems. Their base will vote for them, unthinkingly, next year and every year after.

The base is pretty stupid, so meltdowns are expected.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

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It's very likely theater.

The only call that mattered was some donor calling Schumer because his daughter couldn't get to Spain for her vacation from JFK a few days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

43 >> I was planning to take a commenter's advice and get some walking in, in the sunlight, but damn, it's cold.


It's only cold for the first 5 minutes.

Get outside, faggot.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (rO4EG)

44 No one has ever tld them "No" before.

They always got an "A" in every class, by default.

Parents spoiled them, gave them a credit card to sue at age 12.

Got DEI-hired, with zero qualifications, at every job they've ever had.

Cheated to win every election they "win."

Media spins every story their way.

This is the modern Demcratic Party.

Time to throw a two-year-old's tantrum over the slightest frustration!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (oraVG)

45 39 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (0714D)

That’ll be Owens, next week.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (PCK5/)

46
JackStraw,

Both

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (3ek7K)

47 They are either all lying or dumber than dogshit.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (viF8m)
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Jack, "and." Remember the power of "and."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (UJMvS)

48 I got a chuckle out of the bit about Dems winning in a couple elections in dark blue areas being a "blue wave"

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (aKN3Q)

49 >>>Tucker is married to the Swanson Food family. He doesn't have any money worries.

Swanson more like Con-son am I right


well what do you want, they can't all be winners. Give a guy a break.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (1wjle)

50 Sloppy Schumer? Does that work?

which one will be the Sloppy Seconds Schumer? chuck or amy?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 11, 2025 12:21 PM (nXhwP)

51 if they could have kept the govt shut down until election day next year they might have won back congress. not as smart as they thought they were

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

52 It's very likely theater.

The loony Democratic base is completely outraged over this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (xTIDn)

53 When did Chuck quit wearing his ridiculous reading glasses all the time?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (sMuHx)

54 Rumors are that Chuck wants Brian Schatz of Hawaii to replace him as leader.

Boy, the nicknames would be easy for that one.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (3cXfB)

55 I suspect that caucus leader is actually not very easy to do. That to do what Harry Reid or Mitch McConnell did required a ruthlessness and intelligence to advance their goals and agendas over the preening of dozens of overinflated egos.

Schumer was never good at it, and quickly replacing him with racist progressive du jour will lead to great red meat for the progressive base but probably no actual ability to organize the caucus effectively.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

Agree that it's hard, and I usually try to remind anyone who criticizes Mike Johnson too harshly that there isn't a single other Republican in the House who wants to do the job that Johnson is doing. It's about as much fun as digging up a grave with Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman.

and the way that Reid, McConnell, and Pelosi did it was to control the flow of vast amounts of Dark Money that they could direct to their supporters and deny to any who crossed them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (uWKK8)

56 schumer learned what happens when you put the cheese on raw burgers, so to speak
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (CWTWj)

Last time I ate at one of Chuck's backyard cookouts, I didn't shit right for a week.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (R/m4+)

57 >>>Get outside, faggot

that is some, you know, outstanding projection

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (1wjle)

58 it's cold here

and here as well. I was planning to take a commenter's advice and get some walking in, in the sunlight, but damn, it's cold.
Posted by: ace

It's really windy here in NoVa. It's freezing out there.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

59 51 if they could have kept the govt shut down until election day next year they might have won back congress. not as smart as they thought they were

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

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Dec 1, 2025, all furloughed fed employees would have been permanently fired. Automatically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

60 Chemtrails is the Stormy Daniels of conspiracy theories.

Posted by: MaxPower at November 11, 2025 12:23 PM (EIw00)

61 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (0714D)


Isn't the new thing the faking of the moon landing?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

62 but according to obama the average family is saving $2500 on health care

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

63 "Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' fellow Skwad member, Hamas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib..."
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Poetry, sheer poetry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (XeU6L)

64 >>>60 Chemtrails is the Stormy Daniels of conspiracy theories.

you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

I mean, she was always a cut-up hag but... damn.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (1wjle)

65 I’m more worried about how Democrats pulled off a 25 point victory in NJ, how every county moved further left, and what that means across the electoral system.

Something ain’t right, and even though it’s just a Blue State, how the hell did they do that. Every polling outfit didn’t even have it close and some are calling it statistically improbable.

Posted by: That Guy at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (eqnOJ)

66 Tuckers dad was CIA. He’s deep state through and through.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (lO7EU)

67 I saw a photo of Stormy Daniels, currently, the other day. Geez.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (PCK5/)

68 Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM

Go tomorrow. Ace. Hopefully it will be less windy and slightly less cold.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (ELdpA)

69 Who knew the budget from roughly 2022 or so was so destructive to all Democratic priorities.

Imagine if we go back to 2021. Or 2020.

Or 1917.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

I'd be happy with 2008, but 1917 would be great.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (zjgNU)

70 >>that is some, you know, outstanding projection


It IS cold here, too. But, I am going for a bike ride anyway.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (rO4EG)

71 Tom Servo, here is an eyewitness account of Jerusalem AD ~670s before the Dome of the Rock
tinyurl.com/29wxu8t2

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

72 Enjoy Chuck watering his flabby cheeks with Tactical Eye Piss.

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (guCHD)

73 I suspect that caucus leader is actually not very easy to do. That to do what Harry Reid or Mitch McConnell did required a ruthlessness and intelligence to advance their goals and agendas over the preening of dozens of overinflated egos.

Schumer was never good at it, and quickly replacing him with racist progressive du jour will lead to great red meat for the progressive base but probably no actual ability to organize the caucus effectively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, if you're the majority leader you actually have to be able to, you know, run things. And if you're in the minority, to lob the grenades effectively.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (MR1yy)

74 So let's not bury the lede: Charles Schumer is on the chopping block

Same as it ever was

Posted by: Robespierre at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (0GLZr)

75 6-7, my fellow veterans. God be with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (7PRou)

76 Stormy Daniels looks like Brian Stelter's toilet after he's had a Taco Bell Mega-Pack

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (1wjle)

77 Don’t let them bully you Ace. Stand firm.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (PCK5/)

78 Attempting to Out-Retard the TardQween AOC is absolutely futile. It's a level of shameless mental disability that must eminate from every pore and orifice and seep out naturally 24/7. Forcing that level of stupid out blows every o-ring and gasket you've got. Watching Schumer die off this way is a pleasure.

Posted by: Mongo at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (tUcyz)

79 Dec 1, 2025, all furloughed fed employees would have been permanently fired. Automatically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
****
Wow
Then why don't we get some concessions or WE shut it down?
Oh wait....I remember know.
Republicans don't like to win.

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (7xKra)

80 Something ain’t right, and even though it’s just a Blue State, how the hell did they do that. Every polling outfit didn’t even have it close and some are calling it statistically improbable.
Posted by: That Guy at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (eqnOJ)

In 2014 several senate seats were to close to call and the R won by double digits. McConnell won by 15% even though the entire race everyone was asking “could McConnell lose”.

It happens on both sides.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (lO7EU)

81 65 I’m more worried about how Democrats pulled off a 25 point victory in NJ, how every county moved further left, and what that means across the electoral system.

Something ain’t right, and even though it’s just a Blue State, how the hell did they do that. Every polling outfit didn’t even have it close and some are calling it statistically improbable.

Posted by: That Guy at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (eqnOJ)

======

Just remember how the 28 point swing from 2008 to 2011 in VA, as represented by the governor's race, perfectly predicted the 2012 presidential election in 2012.

Seriously...these midyear elections are just...not predictive. They're about turnout models that simply don't apply to things like full midterms or presidential elections.

They represent other issues around low-propensity voters, but they just don't predict larger, national elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

82 Yeah, put me in the "it's theater" group. They're just trying to placate their insane base. Remember, they don't have any real principles.

Posted by: InZona at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (qz1Fg)

83 you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

I mean, she was always a cut-up hag but... damn.

Posted by: ace


Stormy Daniels didn't hit the wall -- the wall hit her.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (oraVG)

84 As long as the shutdown was going just about all I could hear from the left was how awful it was that children, CHILDREN!, were starving from lack of EBT.

Boy, are they mad the EBT has been turned back on. I'm beginning to think they may not have been sincere in their messaging.

Posted by: J. Random Bemused Dude at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (9LuMt)

85 >> you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

When you allow the evil one to steal your soul, it sucks the life out of you.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (7PRou)

86 I saw an AI animation of Stormy Daniels dressed up like the Penguin.

Posted by: gKWVE is glad the laptop isn't in smellovision at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (gKWVE)

87 R. I. P. Ace Freley

According to the report, a CT scan of Frehley's head revealed multiple contusions, bone fractures to the back of his skull, hemorrhages, and a subdural hematoma (the type of bleeding that occurs in a person's brain after a head injury).
Additional bruises were found on the musician's hip, thigh, and abdomen.

The report also noted that Frehley had suffered a stroke.

(Betting the stroke caused the fall which caused the head injury)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (P58QN)

88 >>Okay so this one isn't a winner.

Well they can't all be winners, can they.

Posted by: Willie at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (eHquX)

89 That congresswoman from WA that wants Patti Murray to be the Dem leader in the senate. Please please yes… the level of unintentional comedy that would be served up would have Kenny Banya saying over and over again: That’s gold Jerry! Gold!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (YobFY)

90 Wait, I thought we won this standoff? Now you’re saying we lost?

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (PCK5/)

91 stormy d must be married to jack sprat by the looks of it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

92 So that's how Tucker could say no to the $25 million fox offered to buy his contract -- at the cost of a non-compete agreement

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (Ep3eI)

93 >>>77 Don’t let them bully you Ace. Stand firm.

thank you. But it's only garrett. It's like being bullied by a hamster who's seen Barbra Streisand in concert sixteen times

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (1wjle)

94 Stormy Daniels looks like she owes me some money.

Posted by: President Trump (sock) at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (7xKra)

95 Don "frumunda cheese" Lemon

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (Wcf+j)

96 Dems get 95% of what they want they’re angry.

Republicans get a token spending cut we are happy.

This is why the left wins long term.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 11, 2025 12:16 PM (lO7EU)

While this HAS BEEN the case, I'm pretty sure the Democrats just got Jack.

That's why they're angry. They are used to getting 75% of what they ask for while the Republican "leaders" say "ThIs IsN'T tHe hIlL tO dIe On!!!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

97 "moderates?" CENTRISTS?!

Dick Durbin
Angus King
Jean Shaheen
Tim Kaine

lmao.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (wGerL)

98
Angus King: The goal was "to stand up to Donald Trump."

What the hell kind of "goal" is that? So Dems will just thwart Trump's objectives at every turn regardless of what they'll accomplish for the country?

Can you imagine Senate Republicans saying that about Obama? "Our goal is to stand up to Obama." omg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (0lgzA)

99 Can you imagine what it's like being a liberal? You can't string two coherent thoughts together because everything is overridden by your infantile emotions. It must be exhausting.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (1Nv0l)

100 >>>According to the report, a CT scan of Frehley's head revealed multiple contusions, bone fractures to the back of his skull, hemorrhages, and a subdural hematoma (the type of bleeding that occurs in a person's brain after a head injury).

I saw that. They say he fell.

older people should do stuff like Tai Chi or some other balance-work. Falling is a (somewhat) avoidable life-shortener.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

101 A "sloppy Schumer" sounds like getting an open mouth kiss from your great aunt.
*shudder*

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

102 96 While this HAS BEEN the case, I'm pretty sure the Democrats just got Jack.

That's why they're angry. They are used to getting 75% of what they ask for while the Republican "leaders" say "ThIs IsN'T tHe hIlL tO dIe On!!!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

=====

But Dems got promises of votes later!

Promises of votes!

Later!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

103 you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

No; I didn't see that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (ELdpA)

104 Wait, I thought we won this standoff? Now you’re saying we lost?
Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:27 PM (PCK5/)
****
Yes
Lucy and the football....

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (7xKra)

105 Willowed from the last thread:

Apparently, the hot, new take is to deny that Jesus Christ even existed. The Tube of Ewes thought I would be interested in Piers Morgan asking some Christian, "What hard evidence do we have the Jesus existed? reee!!!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

There's a really interesting site that I follow called "History for Atheists." The guy who runs it is an atheist himself, but he's also a historian, first. The whole purpose of the site is to refute the historical myths that many atheists believe about Christianity. He debunks the supposed non-existence of Jesus in several posts.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

106 If we squeezed Pelosi's face in an apple-press, we could extract enough Botox to restore Stormy Daniels to at least Uncanny Valley territory.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (oraVG)

107 It's time for Schumer to bust out the grill again and show how in touch he is with the people and cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Lex at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (l5xX+)

108 Stormy had a chance in 2017 to do one last tour on the pole when she still looked milfey. Which she did.
She should have just invested that money and gone home to her ranch in California with two poolboys (at the same time). Nobody would have cared, except Juan and Pablo.
But she insists on herself.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (gKWVE)

109 House members have been on a two month break.

Must be nice.

Must.

Be.

Nice.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM

You missed noting they were paid during the "shut down".
Filthy hypocrites.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (hUzUC)

110 Daniels was road hard over 60 miles of bad road and left out in the middle of a Texas thunderstorm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (UJMvS)

111 re 98: didn't rush limbaugh get creamed by the left for saying he hoped obama would fail?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (CWTWj)

112 83 you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

I mean, she was always a cut-up hag but... damn.

Posted by: ace

Stormy Daniels didn't hit the wall -- the wall hit her.
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (oraVG

She went right through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and hit a second wall.

She's doing a one-woman show of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Like the Great Wall of Chy-na, she is visible from space.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (guCHD)

113
All furloughed workers are not in DC.

As I have said here several times, oldest son runs the US Forest Service here in our part of Wyoming.

All of his employees were furloughed and he's been trying to do the work of his ten furloughed employees.

They didn't want this to happen. Son is sick as a dog and he keeps working.


Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (3ek7K)

114 Don't despair donks, I am pretty sure that there are four GOPe senators that will give you illegal criminal medicaid and continue obammycare subsidizes, Paul, Collins, Moocoski, and McTurtle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (xvV+O)

115 Can you imagine Senate Republicans saying that about Obama? "Our goal is to stand up to Obama." omg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (0lgzA)

I remember a kerfuffle when Obama was prez. Done prominent GOP pol said he wanted Obama to fail… the outrage and caterwauling that ensued from every direction was deafening

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (YobFY)

116 Sigh. Rode hard, not road hard. Though, I guess the typo works in some ways.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (UJMvS)

117 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (0714D)

Are the Lizard People next?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (PH3st)

118 re 109: when congress is out they usually can't do any new damage

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (CWTWj)

119 Happy Veterans Day!

A few times have had to thank people but tell them I'm not a vet, can't accept praise I didn't earn.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (Wcf+j)

120 older people should do stuff like Tai Chi or some other balance-work. Falling is a (somewhat) avoidable life-shortener.
Posted by: ace

Yep. An oldster's road to death is almost always preceded by a fall.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

121 71 Tom Servo, here is an eyewitness account of Jerusalem AD ~670s before the Dome of the Rock
tinyurl.com/29wxu8t2
Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

Fascinating reading, thanks! Had not run across that before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (uWKK8)

122 115
I remember a kerfuffle when Obama was prez. Done prominent GOP pol said he wanted Obama to fail… the outrage and caterwauling that ensued from every direction was deafening

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (YobFY)

=====

I think it was Rush. Not even an elected person. Just a talking head (voice).

And Republicans were forced to say mean things about him in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

123 >>>106 If we squeezed Pelosi's face in an apple-press, we could extract enough Botox to restore Stormy Daniels to at least Uncanny Valley territory.

She was never attractive. She just had large, obviously-fake boobs.

I know that an erect penis has no conscience but when I heard Trump cheated with her, I could only say, with Michael Bluth:

"Her?"

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (1wjle)

124 Will the anonymous AZ backbencher get back pay?

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (7xKra)

125 [flops dramatically on velvet chaise lounge with back of hand pressed to forehead]

Ohhhh... I do declare, Ms. Hattie, This is too much to handle !!!

Posted by: Rand Paul at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (7Q0e+)

126 Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025

Since the weather is probably not going to get better , you might consider getting one of those lights that simulates sunlight. I don't know what brand is best, but it has helped people with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (ELdpA)

127 Sloppy Schumer on the outs is a big deal.

The line dividing East from West cuts right through the heart of the Democrat Party. Chucky Cheese tried to straddle that line by supporting Israel and "capitalism" while also claiming to be part of the "american intafada" that the socialists/islamist faction have brought here.

The commies want him out.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (eHquX)

128 Are the Lizard People next?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (PH3st)

I'll bet he interviews Lori Lightfoot soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (uWKK8)

129 They didn't want this to happen. Son is sick as a dog and he keeps working.


Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (3ek7K)

----

I hope he'll get some time off now. I understand the rangers did valuable work in keeping idiots from trashing the parks.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (Ep3eI)

130 Enjoy Chuck watering his flabby cheeks with Tactical Eye Piss.

Never change, ace. Never change.

Posted by: Brilliant cruelty at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (TbWk/)

131 To all my fellow Vets out there - thank you for your service. To all non-vets - it was my pleasure to serve and that you were worth it!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (+ldAm)

132 Tucker is married to the Swanson Food family. He doesn't have any money worries.
Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (3ek7K)


He is also not on the in crowd anymore, so he may have the same trouble Trump had in his first term, none of the cool kids will risk losing their rice bowls out of fear of being cancelled.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

133 I got more principles than Rand Paul, at least.

Posted by: an erect penis at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (gKWVE)

134 Snowed here while I was out for a walk. Just briefly. (Northern NJ).

Was 68 degrees a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (1Nv0l)

135 >>> Happy Veterans Day! I sincerely thank all the veterans who have served and fought to keep this nation safe.

Unlike the voices on the radio - this one is supposed to be the happy day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (/lPRQ)

136 I think it was Rush. Not even an elected person. Just a talking head (voice).

And Republicans were forced to say mean things about him in response.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

Yes! It was Rush. Thank you

RIP Rush

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (YobFY)

137 Sloppy Daniels

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (Wcf+j)

138 he was never attractive. She just had large, obviously-fake boobs.
Posted by: ace

Her face was pretty, when she was younger. She had dimples when she smiled.

Dimples on the ladies go a long way with me.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

139 Super genius Van Jones has a different take.

https://is.gd/7OkXmT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

140
It's really windy here in NoVa. It's freezing out there.
Posted by: Bulg
------

20's here in W. NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (XeU6L)

141 If Stormy Daniels cannot tell us what Donald has tattooed on his schlong, she's just another lying gold digger.

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (7xKra)

142
Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (0714D)




Better yet, the Trilateral Commission and the Bilderbergers

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (y9nCu)

143 Enjoy Chuck watering his flabby cheeks with Tactical Eye Piss.

--

Ace, you sure have a way with words.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

144 Dimples are better than pimples, I’ll give you that.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (PCK5/)

145 128 Are the Lizard People next?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (PH3st)

I'll bet he interviews Lori Lightfoot soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM

He'll be giving a fawning interview with Mamdani next, bank on it

Posted by: Josephistan at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (FLx59)

146 Happy Veterans Day, Bob and John. Miss you brothers. Saw your families today. They’re doing as well as can be expected. God has them. But you know that.

Save me a spot.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (7PRou)

147 Sigh. Rode hard, not road hard. Though, I guess the typo works in some ways.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (UJMvS)


It ain't the hunting on the heath that hurts the horses hooves, its the hammer, hammer, hammer on the hard high road

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

148 A sow's ear does make a good chew toy. So does a steer's penis but it makes your dog look gay as heck.

Posted by: Wally at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (BJxxz)

149 >>>Since the weather is probably not going to get better , you might consider getting one of those lights that simulates sunlight. I don't know what brand is best, but it has helped people with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

I had one of those. I think I threw it out.

I do walk/jog in the winter and have done for years. It's just that winter just came, with a snap, and I wasn't ready for it.

In the winter I go out at like 2pm when it's the warmest.

I'll get back into it.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (1wjle)

150 Ace, it is a make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.

Posted by: Accomack at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (y/kDr)

151 amas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib
==
Serious question: What is a Muckbang???

Posted by: Should i know this term? at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (s+QZn)

152 Unlike the voices on the radio - this one is supposed to be the happy day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Correct. It is not a somber remembrance like Memorial Day.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

153 >>>Ace, you sure have a way with words

thank you, Lady in Black.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (1wjle)

154 >>thank you. But it's only garrett. It's like being bullied by a hamster who's seen Barbra Streisand in concert sixteen times


Maybe you can join one of those Mall Walking Groups? That way your vagina won't get all cold and shit?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (rO4EG)

155 Chuck was busy cooking cheese burgers. Cut him some slack demons.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (clcz7)

156 To all my fellow Vets out there - thank you for your service. To all non-vets - it was my pleasure to serve and that you were worth it!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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The same salute here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (XeU6L)

157 123 >>>106 If we squeezed Pelosi's face in an apple-press, we could extract enough Botox to restore Stormy Daniels to at least Uncanny Valley territory.

She was never attractive. She just had large, obviously-fake boobs.

I know that an erect penis has no conscience but when I heard Trump cheated with her, I could only say, with Michael Bluth:

"Her?"
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (1wjle)

She was good enough for JFK, back in the day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (0CU3H)

158 I thought Tucker was married to a fortune?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (pkeXY)

159
JM,

In addition to son trying to do the work of his ten furloughed employees, his wife and 2 children have Covid, third grandchild has double pneumonia.

The shutdown has affected families in ways most people don't get.

Some people think that the furloughed people are enjoying a vacation. It's not true. The stress people who do real work for this country is immeasurable.


Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (3ek7K)

160 What? Did the federal shutdown end? I was too busy watching The Rizzler videos to keep up.

Posted by: Why New Jersey Votes Blue at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (R/m4+)

161 I can't decide if the Democrats are crisis actors or mentally insane. Both are on the table right now.

What a fucking freak show. They get ahold of the levers of power again we're rightly screwed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (NwnyJ)

162 Anybody remember when Republicans got nothing from Obama and his Democrat House and Senate and his response was something like, "I won (the presidency)." Or maybe I dreamed it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (qBdHI)

163 3 LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2025 12:13 PM (YwEeS)

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This was my first (and last) thought on the subject.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (PMtkd)

164 Are the Lizard People next?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2025 12:31 PM (PH3st)

I'll bet he interviews Lori Lightfoot soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 12:32 PM (uWKK

Among the Lizard People, they tell stories about a hideous creature named lightfoot to scare the young into behaving. They even have picture that they claim are real.

Damn thing has been known to cause nightmares.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (89Sog)

165 If Stormy Daniels cannot tell us what Donald has tattooed on his schlong, she's just another lying gold digger.
Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 12:34 PM (7xKra)
------------

PDT had Marla Maples back when she was something. Older PDT could easily have gone with another Marla Maples type. Instead, we're to believe he was with Daniels? While married to the drop dead gorgeous Melania?

Right.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (UJMvS)

166 Should i know this term?
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Better that you don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (XeU6L)

167 158 I thought Tucker was married to a fortune?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (pkeXY)

A TV dinner I think.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (PCK5/)

168 I know they are stupid and insane but I still can't get a measure on why the F these Obamacare subsidies are such a big deal to the Dems.

They keep howling like it's everyone but, the people that will see the huge increases are the people who were paying almost nothing before.

Why should they get a free ride when I'm paying my own freight?

You wanna know who I bet is driving that? Their new base of young, college educated women. Who are working in jobs (nonprofits?) exempt from providing group plans so they are stuck on the O-Care Exchange.
IDK, but I do know the Dems are lying about who this really is going to affect.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (HXT0k)

169 I saw a clip of Rand ranting about hemp. It seems a ban on hemp was in the CR, and he claimed that was why he voted no.

I was very confused, and could not find an answer after my exhaustive 3 min. search (I exhaust easily.)

It sounds like they are federally banning hemp that has useful levels of some compounds that may or may not intoxicate, but not related to the pot industry -- maybe related to CBD and "trash weed" sold as very cheap pot. I don't know, but he acted like stopping farmers from growing it would end the world in Tenn.,, as they have turned to "hemp" as a cash crop in these troubled times.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (eHquX)

170 Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:35 PM (1wjle)

That's great that you do that, but if you're affected by SAD it's not going to be nice for a while. Consider getting a light and don't throw it out 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (WFtAr)

171 Speaking of Greek pronunciations, WTH ever happened to poor George Papadopolous? That poor guy got caught up in every tooth in the Obama/Clinton/Mueller corruption machine trying to work for Trump. Other than his brief book tour way back when, he's disappeared. Had hoped Trump would have had a cabinet post for him - just surprised there's been nothing. His wiki page photo is a grainy mugshot. Talk about a guy due some revenge.

Posted by: Mongo at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (tUcyz)

172 Anybody remember when Republicans got nothing from Obama and his Democrat House and Senate and his response was something like, "I won (the presidency)." Or maybe I dreamed it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (qBdHI)
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Obama said it to McCain's face, during a live broadcast and McCain laughed it off.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS)

173 Who knew! Monty Python were time travelers:

https://tinyurl.com/26mpj5m6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (G/BeD)

174 Victor Davis Hanson approves of this post. Very cruel.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (th/4a)

175 Just remember that wounded people are usually the most desperate, and Democrats have already proven they have no limits.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (7PRou)

176 I thought Tucker was married to a fortune?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I think his stepmother is from the Swanson foods empire. Big TV Dinner.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

177 >>>She went right through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and hit a second wall.

LMAO!!

Posted by: MaxPower at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (EIw00)

178 "Guess who's getting paid?" Senator King asks.
You, you fucking filthy thief! is the answer.

Posted by: No Kings!!!!111!!!!!!1!11!!!! at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (2rEO+)

179 ... the party was riding high off its sweeping success in last Tuesday's elections.

Odd year election - Didn't they take all the slots in all the districts they always take by hook or crook anyway?

A commie cock-sucking Muslim wins FNYC?
Was that really an upset. The guy was triple qualified to win there

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (/lPRQ)

180
Better yet, the Trilateral Commission and the Bilderbergers

Schumer is a Bergerbilder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (pkeXY)

181 House members have been on a two month break.
Must be nice.

Must.
Be.
Nice.

Posted by: Ace


I'm pretty sure I would win more at the poker table if I could place my bet and then walk away from the table until my opponent responds.

This was the absolute correct move for the House. None of the Republican squishes could work across the aisle with the dems to pass a compromise CR that would have caved to the dems.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0GLZr)

182
The line dividing East from West cuts right through the heart of the Democrat Party. Chucky Cheese tried to straddle that line by supporting Israel and "capitalism" while also claiming to be part of the "american intafada" that the socialists/islamist faction have brought here.

The commies want him out.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

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Chuckie and other legacy Dems managed to walk the line for decades, but the new Dems are finally saying it out loud: They want to emulate the failed commie and socialist states. They are socialists through and through. There is no difference between what they want and what the politburo wanted. Long-term goal is to hack up the Constitution to remove the parts about individual liberty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0lgzA)

183 You know the whole "Ermagerd Tucker Carlson said blah" shitstorm is fake because they chose Ben fucking Shapiro to be our court appointed Internet Slap Fight Champion.

Fuckin.... what?

I mean, I would never go out and get two idiots at random to have ridiculous and bombastic fake arguments about Historical Materialism very loudly, and very ignorant about anything to do with the actual topic, so I could point at them and say "Look Marxism is stupid aren't you ashamed". Even if that weren't a completely retarded idea, it just sounds like too much work, to be honest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (06Hmj)

184 What Senate Dems who voted for this horseshit deal did was f-- over all the hard work people put in to Tuesday's elections," Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wis.),


After watching dem politics for many years, this has always been the case. Everything is about getting votes on election day, and who cares about the day after.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (FURom)

185 I consider this only a pyhrric victory since the entitlement problem hasn't been addressed and our deficits will continue to harm the country (and will continue to do so until we have 60 reliable votes in the Senate, control of the House, and White House), but I am enjoying very much the cries of pain coming from the left today.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (uNMpE)

186 >>>She's doing a one-woman show of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

what you made me think of was that she looks like one of those awful, grisly caricatures of people like his mother in the album art for the wall.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (1wjle)

187 "Sen. Schumer has failed to meet this moment and is out of touch with the American people," progressive Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Minn.) said in a post on X.
Wait. What? Detroit shitcanned her and sent her to the skandis in Minnesota?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (0Htd1)

188 168 I know they are stupid and insane but I still can't get a measure on why the F these Obamacare subsidies are such a big deal to the Dems.

They keep howling like it's everyone but, the people that will see the huge increases are the people who were paying almost nothing before.

Why should they get a free ride when I'm paying my own freight?

You wanna know who I bet is driving that? Their new base of young, college educated women. Who are working in jobs (nonprofits?) exempt from providing group plans so they are stuck on the O-Care Exchange.
IDK, but I do know the Dems are lying about who this really is going to affect.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 12:37 PM (HXT0k)

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The ACA has +30 approval ratings now because of those subsidies. People who receive them, love the fact that they pay so little. And the rest just know people who get it or have lost all fury for the issue.

Making ACA plans immensely expensive again, ruins that and opens the door for something like repeal once more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

189 Afternoon Ace.
The problem for d me is that the old guard around Schumer are a bunch of geriatrics also. The younger senators Spartacus, Klobuchar , Gillebrand etc are not that savvy. Patty Murray mentioned above is 75. The Dems got a problem.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (bfwj/)

190 >> Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (G/BeD)

Is there a Hebrew equivalent of the English word “focus”, like to concentrate on something, and do you know the etymology? Just thought I’d ask. Doing some study and I don’t see that word in the Old or New Testament.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (7PRou)

191 I heard Trump has proposed giving the Obamacare subsides directly to individuals/families instead of evil, huge insurance companies that have been raking in ever gretaer profits.

Which means Dems will come out strongly against and insist sending more money to hated, evil corporations.

Does he do this on purpose or is it dumb luck?

Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

192 I thought Tucker was married to a fortune?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 12:36 PM (pkeXY)


Part of cancellation is to denigrate status. It is easier to put someone in the 'not really human' position if you can get consensus that the person is really not as popular, rich, or capable as was formerly claimed.

Remember the kerfuffle over how rich Trump actually was, or that he never read, or liked watching the Gorilla Channel?

It is the politics of consensus, which is as useful as the science of consensus. It makes sure that nothing new or innovative happens.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

193 Consider getting a light and don't throw it out 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Doesn't really scan, my dear girl.

Posted by: Morrissey at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (gKWVE)

194
Better yet, the Trilateral Commission and the Bilderbergers

Schumer is a Bergerbilder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025

Cheese and raw beef -:the Schumer special!

Posted by: Josephistan at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (FLx59)

195 Read a thing today that now there is going to be more global warming because we have less air pollution now.

Comedy Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (n5tGW)

196 Somebody best top-off this EBT Card. Down to a half-dozen lobstuh tails in my freezer.

Posted by: Bone-Idle Onslow at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (oftw2)

197 You can try but no one will succeed in ruining my favorite forever childhood movie:

https://tinyurl.com/4rmjwsdt

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (G/BeD)

198 65 I’m more worried about how Democrats pulled off a 25 point victory in NJ, how every county moved further left, and what that means across the electoral system.

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All kinds of issues, but mostly Dems didn't turn out for Kamala, and they loathe Trump with a power of a billion suns. Fury is a highly motivating factor. Also Trump not on the ticket to drag his low-propensity voters to the polls. Sherrill, although a complete airhead, wasn't an awful candidate.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (1Nv0l)

199 >>> >>>She went right through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and hit a second wall.


She looks like she got gang-banged by eclairs

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (1wjle)

200 Stormy's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Dorian Gray at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (gKWVE)

201 97 "moderates?" CENTRISTS?!

Dick Durbin
Angus King
Jean Shaheen
Tim Kaine

lmao.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 11, 2025 12:28 PM (wGerL)

What's even funnier is that Scott Galloway and Jessica Tarlov have a podcast called Raging Moderates.

These 'raging moderates' were mad at these 'moderates' you mention for ending the shutdown. Yet, Galloway and Tarlov are the moderates. Got it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (0CU3H)

202 >>I think his stepmother is from the Swanson foods empire. Big TV Dinner.

The family had an estate in Newport in the very wealthy area along the coast. Tucker went to school at St George's in Newport, one of the most expensive prep schools in the country where the rich from around the world mingle.

I'm not sure why he went off the rails but I don't think it was money. He's got plenty of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (viF8m)

203 re 179: i think the polls suggested ny and va gov races would be closer

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (CWTWj)

204 No one has ever tld them "No" before.

They always got an "A" in every class, by default.

Parents spoiled them, gave them a credit card to sue at age 12.

Got DEI-hired, with zero qualifications, at every job they've ever had.

Cheated to win every election they "win."

Media spins every story their way.

This is the modern Demcratic Party.

Time to throw a two-year-old's tantrum over the slightest frustration!
Posted by: zombie

How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a home?
Like a complete unknown?
Like a rolling stone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (L/fGl)

205 Does he do this on purpose or is it dumb luck?

Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (GUOwU)
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President Trump knows how to manipulate Democrats and the Media.

It's not dumb luck. Rather, the GOP, until PDT, was to spineless to do the obvious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (UJMvS)

206 you all saw the picture of Sloppy Daniels as she appears now, right?

When you allow the evil one to steal your soul, it sucks the life out of you.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:26 PM (7PRou)

she looks like she's sucked the life out of every dog on a nyc hotdog cart...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (nXhwP)

207 Is there a Hebrew equivalent of the English word “focus”, like to concentrate on something, and do you know the etymology? Just thought I’d ask. Doing some study and I don’t see that word in the Old or New Testament.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (7PRou)
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"Ree-cooz" (ריכוז is concentration.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (G/BeD)

208
>>If you can't lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?" Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif, said in a post on social media on Sunday.

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And by "Americans," he means people who are not Americans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (0lgzA)

209 I know federal employees will be getting backpay for all the shut down time. Do they still get paid if they skip work in the case of air traffic controllers. Are they docked for the time that they didn't actually work?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (VCgbV)

210 My wife struggles with SAD every winter. I think she has one of those lamps.

I am not usually affected by it.

Used to piss me off as a kid in the summer, though, that I'd have to go to bed when it was still light out.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

211 Obama said it to McCain's face, during a live broadcast and McCain laughed it off.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS)

Was it Bush Sr.'s funeral, where all the presidents and their wives were assembled, and someone gave them... something. Not sure if it was an envelope or folder, and when each of them opened it their faces were contorted.

Except Bill C's. He kept a straight face.

I would kill to know what they were given.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (ZDGQM)

212 Cruel Ace is best Ace. Carry on.

Posted by: doc at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (7c8Fz)

213 It's as if the Democrat party was hijacked by a bunch of twitter shut-ins who knows of only the Latest Rage Fest.

Oh and calling deep blue shit hole special elections and "Blue Wave" is setting themselves up for more disasters.

But this is the party of pajama clad, perpetually offended, individuals who have been running on bankrupt ideology.

We are winning

Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (61TgR)

214 >>>207 Is there a Hebrew equivalent of the English word “focus”, like to concentrate on something, and do you know the etymology? Just thought I’d ask. Doing some study and I don’t see that word in the Old or New Testament.

didn't I just, I mean within days, see someone talking about this?

I swear I just saw someone mention the hebrew word for focus.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (1wjle)

215 208
>>If you can't lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?" Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif, said in a post on social media on Sunday.

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And by "Americans," he means people who are not Americans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (0lgzA)

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There is a very good chance that 20% of all ACA enrollments are outright fake.

40% of all enrollees have no history of anything per year. Typical for an insurance market is about 20%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

216 The problem for d me is that the old guard around Schumer are a bunch of geriatrics also. The younger senators Spartacus, Klobuchar , Gillebrand etc are not that savvy. Patty Murray mentioned above is 75. The Dems got a problem.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 12:40 PM (bfwj/)

In Patti Murray's case her age and IQ coincide.

But for the media, dark money and most especially rigged elections the DemCommies got nothing.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (apM9T)

217 I heard Trump has proposed giving the Obamacare subsides directly to individuals/families instead of evil, huge insurance companies that have been raking in ever gretaer profits.

Posted by: Ripley
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Wouldn't the individuals just use the subsidies to buy insurance from these same companies?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (XvL8K)

218 Ree-cooz" (ריכוז is concentration.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

So if I force myself to concentrate on something, I'm reecoozing myself?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

219
She went right through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and hit a second wall.

LMAO!!
Posted by: MaxPower

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That looks hilarious, but I don't know about Kool-Aid Man going through a wall. Old teevee ad?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (0lgzA)

220 One. Big. Ass. Mistake. America. Never forget.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (FYq41)

221
Stormy Daniels looks like she deep-throated Father Time and also Father Carbs

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (1wjle)

222 There’s a very simple answer to NJ.
- No excuse mail in ballots
- ballot harvesting
- no voter id
- no registration validation
- no up to date voter roll maintenance

It’s why Stefanie won’t won in NY either.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (7PRou)

223 171 Speaking of Greek pronunciations, WTH ever happened to poor George Papadopolous? That poor guy got caught up in every tooth in the Obama/Clinton/Mueller corruption machine trying to work for Trump. Other than his brief book tour way back when, he's disappeared. Had hoped Trump would have had a cabinet post for him - just surprised there's been nothing. His wiki page photo is a grainy mugshot. Talk about a guy due some revenge.
Posted by: Mongo at November 11, 2025 12:38 PM (tUcyz)

Others who have been forgotten:

Michael Flynn
Carter Page

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (0CU3H)

224 and here as well. I was planning to take a commenter's advice and get some walking in, in the sunlight, but damn, it's cold.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:20 PM (1wjle)

We had a Chinook yesterday in my part of Alberta. With sunshine, too! It hit 54 degrees yesterday. 90% of my snow is gone, and the farm fields around me are bare. It's just 32 now, but it will warm up a bit as the day wears on. I'll take it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (npFr7)

225 Another thing about Chucky Cheese --

That cheese incident was very revealing. He put the cheese on to show he was not "too Jewish" and cooked cheeseburgers.

Everyone laughed about the meat being raw, but the big point was that he was scared to be seen as kosher. He was sweating over this. (not realizing that few non Jews would even know.)

He is terrified of what Pelosi hath wrought

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (eHquX)

226 Chuck Schmegma

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (LdqRb)

227 One of my fellow "coworkers" today went home early due to "mental anguish" of the vote...


Doood

For real??

Good grief

Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (61TgR)

228 I would kill to know what they were given.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 12:43 PM (ZDGQM)

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#MeToo

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (PMtkd)

229 I encourage the various Bolshevik factions to murder each other and seize control of the Party.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

230 I think most of the left's freakout here is because their shutdown strategy failed for the first time ever...

Every other shut down they completely one this one they didn't get what they really wanted.

And...the right moved closer to my idea of embracing economic policy as a type of war - note Trump targeting spending initiatives in blue states and firing federal workers (who are mostly donks)

If the right does come around to this idea, that economic policy should be targeted at looting leftwing groups for the benefit of rightwing groups we'll see a major political realignment that will doom the left - because remember the left is absolutely dependent on using the government to loot the right...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

231 >>>That looks hilarious, but I don't know about Kool-Aid Man going through a wall. Old teevee ad?

OH YEAH!

Posted by: Kool-Aid guy is happy to be remembered at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (1wjle)

232 How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a home?
Like a complete unknown?
Like a rolling stone?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (L/fGl)

Whatever it feels like to be a Rolling Stone these days, I doubt Geritol will fix.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 12:45 PM (D+Nmp)

233 So, democrats have gone from being hysterical because people would starve to death from not getting their SNAP freebies, to being hysterical over Cuck Schumer being a traitor to the socialist cause.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (0Htd1)

234 I was thinking the three names things works here. During editing I realized it's how "sloppy" relates to Chuck or Charles. Only two words needed. Sloppy Chuck

Posted by: connected and litigious at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (s9EN2)

235 Stormy Daniels looks like John Goodman playing Linda Tripp on SNL

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (Y1sOo)

236 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers' fellow Skwad member, Hamas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib also called for the Jew to be thrown under the bus.

But, you know, day that ends in a -y and all that.

Axios, a wannabe Politco only read by groomers when they're shitting out yesterday's deposit of shame, writes:

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These comments by Ace need more airtime.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (PMtkd)

237 >> I swear I just saw someone mention the hebrew word for focus.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I must have missed it. But I’m not omnipresent like you.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (7PRou)

238 erious question: What is a Muckbang???
Posted by: Should i know this term?

Need we repeat? Same as in town.

Just got back from the Veteran's parade. The streets rewe lined with people.
Lots of Vets wearing there service hats.

I was too: USN.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (hUzUC)

239 Instead, we're to believe he was with Daniels? While married to the drop dead gorgeous Melania?

Right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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I know what you're saying, but some dudes can't resist ducking out for a burger even though there's ribeye at home.

Hugh Grant for example.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (1Nv0l)

240 That looks hilarious, but I don't know about Kool-Aid Man going through a wall. Old teevee ad?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

241 Did anyone check with Chuck Schumer's Fake Friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey, to see how the shutdown was affecting them?
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You got nothing to lose
You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

Posted by: Joan J. at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (TN0g+)

242
Someone like Schumer clings to power because it's the only thing keeping him alive at this point. Once he's out, he'll disintegrate like the Wicked Witch hit with a bucket of water.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (VWtfl)

243 >>>WTH ever happened to poor George Papadopolous?

I think maybe he follows me on Twitter so I'd say he's doing well.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (1wjle)

244 Choad Schumer

Posted by: Mongo at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (tUcyz)

245 reap the whirlwind, Fuck Schumer

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (TkRGi)

246 Stormy Daniels looks like John Goodman playing Linda Tripp on SNL
Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2025 12:46 PM (Y1sOo)

Hahahaha...good one. Now I have to go watch that again.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Old Fart Who Knows The Mystery at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (R/m4+)

247 there, NO Their!!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (hUzUC)

248 This was the absolute correct move for the House. None of the Republican squishes could work across the aisle with the dems to pass a compromise CR that would have caved to the dems.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0GLZr)

^^^This.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (CQ7Ov)

249 I mean, she was always a cut-up hag but... damn.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:24 PM (1wjle)

Literal poster gal for "rode hard and put away wet".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (npFr7)

250 I saw Party of Retards open for Parliament of Funk back in the day...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2025 12:48 PM (x7EH8)

251 PDT had Marla Maples back when she was something. Older PDT could easily have gone with another Marla Maples type. Instead, we're to believe he was with Daniels? While married to the drop dead gorgeous Melania?

Right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Or that E. Jean Carroll.
As Trump said. "No", which really pissed off a good chunk of women, almost as bad as saying gold-diggers will let you grab theit puthy.
Actually worse. It's why he lost the defamation case.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 11, 2025 12:48 PM (/lPRQ)

252 Is there a Hebrew equivalent of the English word “focus”, like to concentrate on something, and do you know the etymology? Just thought I’d ask. Doing some study and I don’t see that word in the Old or New Testament.

didn't I just, I mean within days, see someone talking about this?

I swear I just saw someone mention the hebrew word for focus.

Posted by: ace


Moked?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:48 PM (P58QN)

253 Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman

BREAKING: Senator Durbin just ADMITTED the democrat radical base wanted to STARVE kids & SCREW workers just to own Trump.

PATHETIC!

“Many of my friends are unhappy. They think we should have kept our government closed indefinitely to protest the policies of the Trump administration... but cannot accept a strategy which wages political battle at the expense of my neighbor's paycheck or the food for his children.”

They knew the ENTIRE TIME!

https://tinyurl.com/4mh633fb

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2025 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

254
40% of all enrollees have no history of anything per year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Explain please "no history of anything." No claims? Meaning that money is going someplace other than its designated destination? (I'm preparing my shocked face.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (0lgzA)

255 A Confederacy of Dunces >>>>>> Party of Retards

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

256 So I have to give Johnson some credit here.

I mean, its what he is supposed to do...but he's the first R Majority leader since Newt to actually get the Republican caucus to work...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

257 Years ago per Ben Stein in was determined that the best and cheapest way to insure health care for the poor was to just by them a policy. The governmental block didn't like it so it the costs just ballooned

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (bfwj/)

258 >>>erious question: What is a Muckbang???

muckbang is some weird kind of video where people film themselves eating, and more often, OVEReating, and usually absolute crap fast food stuff.

and people watch this. Why, I do not know. It's not even like people filming themselves at some Michelin rated restaurant. It's usually just the worst kind of fast food or guy fieri type abortions.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (1wjle)

259 English to Hebrew - focus

מוקד

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (P58QN)

260 You can try but no one will succeed in ruining my favorite forever childhood movie:

Posted by: Biden's Dog
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If one was assembling a documentary re societal decay, that would merit inclusion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (XeU6L)

261 A sow's ear has especially bristly fur. A silk purse is smooth...as silk. Making the shitty coarse hair into something smooth is the trick.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (gDhA9)

262 >> Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:42 PM (G/BeD)

Thank you.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (7PRou)

263 254 Explain please "no history of anything." No claims? Meaning that money is going someplace other than its designated destination? (I'm preparing my shocked face.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (0lgzA)

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No claims. No doctor visits to cover. Nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

264 Wouldn't the individuals just use the subsidies to buy insurance from these same companies?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (XvL8K)


Yes, but once the money is in our hands, we will be quite a bit more particular about how wisely it is spent.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (FMtrg)

265 Once he's out, he'll disintegrate like the Wicked Witch hit with a bucket of water.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

You think he'll steal Nasty' P.'s gig?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (hUzUC)

266 "healthcare for Americans" It is to laugh. Millionaires, such as early retirees who limit their withdrawals from their IRA/401ks use ObamaCare for free.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (wBaIH)

267 House members have been on a two month break.

What the hell? So, they're on a break until November. When does their Christmas break start?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0Htd1)

268 258 >>>erious question: What is a Muckbang???

muckbang is some weird kind of video where people film themselves eating, and more often, OVEReating, and usually absolute crap fast food stuff.

and people watch this. Why, I do not know. It's not even like people filming themselves at some Michelin rated restaurant. It's usually just the worst kind of fast food or guy fieri type abortions.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (1wjle)

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Isn't it a fetish?

As Lucille would say, "I don't know what I'm saying."

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 12:50 PM (PMtkd)

269 I am really enjoying the radical Democrats desperately trying to build the narrative that last Tuesday was a huge, massive, historic, epic win.

So big that they ... folded on the shutdown less than 5 days later?

Please, please! Stop winning so much.

LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 12:50 PM (HXT0k)

270 There is virtually an infinite demand for healthcare dollars.

So if it is a "right" expect all of our money to eventually be spent on it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

271 257 Years ago per Ben Stein in was determined that the best and cheapest way to insure health care for the poor was to just by them a policy. The governmental block didn't like it so it the costs just ballooned Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (bfwj/)

Yep - simply buy the same insurance policy the rest of us pay for. It would actually cost the government less than the botched-up mess they have made.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (gDhA9)

272 One of my fellow "coworkers" today went home early due to "mental anguish" of the vote...

--

Did he call his mommy to come pick him up so he wouldn't wreck driving home through his tears?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (qBdHI)

273 Dems get 95% of what they want they’re angry.
Republicans get a token spending cut we are happy.
This is why the left wins long term.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

It will ever be thus, until we smash the fucking ratchet and beat them into submission with it. Metaphorically, ofc.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (TkRGi)

274 Was it Bush Sr.'s funeral, where all the presidents and their wives were assembled, and someone gave them... something. Not sure if it was an envelope or folder, and when each of them opened it their faces were contorted.

Except Bill C's. He kept a straight face.

I would kill to know what they were given.
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Nudes of Hillary.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (TN0g+)

275 >>>Isn't it a fetish?

i was about to say: I don't know if it's necessarily a fetish but there is a lot of fetish crossover. I don't know why people would watch UNLESS it was a fetish.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (1wjle)

276 Rumors are that Chuck wants Brian Schatz of Hawaii to replace him as leader.

Former Green Party member... probably a bonus for Democrats.

Nominally Jewish, though. I'm thinking that won't happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (ExV1e)

277 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth

Are the Lizard People next?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


The 100mpg carburetor. Or has he done that one already?

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2025 12:52 PM (nhCoE)

278
Someone like Schumer clings to power because it's the only thing keeping him alive at this point. Once he's out, he'll disintegrate like the Wicked Witch hit with a bucket of water.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

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100%. I think that's why Hillary keeps making noise, too. If she doesn't have an excuse to put on a pantsuit (more of a coatsuit nowadays) and get her hair done, she'll die on a couch in a puddle of piss in front of an eternally blaring teevee surrounded by empty wine bottles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:52 PM (0lgzA)

279 Well, it is Veteran's Day.

Vietnam vet deletes naked man who attacked him while screaming in foreign language

https://is.gd/bZR0Xr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

280 Yep - simply buy the same insurance policy the rest of us pay for. It would actually cost the government less than the botched-up mess they have made./i]

The point of the government is to loot as much money from the productive class as possible so as to grift off of it

Spending money in a direct and efficient manner does not lead to much opportunity for grifting...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

281 Was it Bush Sr.'s funeral, where all the presidents and their wives were assembled, and someone gave them... something. Not sure if it was an envelope or folder, and when each of them opened it their faces were contorted.

Except Bill C's. He kept a straight face.

I would kill to know what they were given.
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Nudes of Hillary.
Posted by: Crusader


🤢🤮

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:53 PM (P58QN)

282 "The Reverend Jonathan Swift (1801) is widely credited with coining the phrase “you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear” (p. 357), although Stephen Gosson appears to have made a similar statement centuries earlier in Ephemerides of Phialo in 1579"

That is the usage I always see, nothing about starting with a sow's ear to make a silk purse. You can't make a silk purse "vaccine" our of a sow's ear Fauci research. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2025 12:53 PM (vbXSk)

283 What do you mean "address the health care crisis", Chuck? I though Obama fixed that with Obamacare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 12:53 PM (0Htd1)

284
Slappy Schumer > Sloppy Schumer > Sloppy Seconds Amy Schumer



Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2025 12:54 PM (iJfKG)

285 So can Democrats pull the stunt where they just don't show up to vote, so Republicans can't hold the vote? Or are there different rules/consequences for attempting that at the federal level?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 11, 2025 12:54 PM (OGOaV)

286 What the hell? So, they're on a break until November. When does their Christmas break start?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0Htd1)

Some have been complaining they weren't able to swear in a new Democrat congresscritter, and that's why Johnson was not in session.

Yeah, I don't think that's it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 12:55 PM (D+Nmp)

287 So can Democrats pull the stunt where they just don't show up to vote, so Republicans can't hold the vote? Or are there different rules/consequences for attempting that at the federal level?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Don't think we even need them at this point.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:55 PM (P58QN)

288 Remember we can't just end Obamacare because it fixed the "heath insurance crises" however if we don't in fact spend billions more then the crises comes back

So explain to me how it was fixed again?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

289 English to Hebrew - focus

מוקד

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 12:49 PM (P58QN)
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Synonymous at times. For example, the noun Moked (which you listed) could also mean a central hub or point.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:55 PM (G/BeD)

290 Nudes of Hillary.
Posted by: Crusader

The Devil Wore Nada.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (L/fGl)

291 Has anyone mentioned the flat earth theory to Carlson yet?
Posted by: Beartooth

Are the Lizard People next?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


4 out of 5 Mole Men prefer Carlson over Tater.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (iJfKG)

292 Nudes of Hillary.
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 12:51 PM (TN0g+)

I haven't had lunch yet!

And I was gonna have a McRib.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (D+Nmp)

293 You know this means they are going to be even more radical left crazy as a party.

Posted by: SamIam at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (cjT1m)

294 Well, when you let the crazies into your faction AND give them power...you gotta expect them to be crazy.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

295 197 You can try but no one will succeed in ruining my favorite forever childhood movie:

https://tinyurl.com/4rmjwsdt
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (G/BeD)

They are completely psychotic. Totally batshit bonkers. Absolutely fucking mad.

Posted by: Gone barmy at November 11, 2025 12:56 PM (TbWk/)

296 So can Democrats pull the stunt where they just don't show up to vote, so Republicans can't hold the vote? Or are there different rules/consequences for attempting that at the federal level?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 11, 2025 12:54 PM (OGOaV)

Nope. If all the Republicans show up, they'll meet the requirements for a quorum since there are more than 218 of them.

Posted by: Vendette at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (CQ7Ov)

297

Are they fury raging enough to you know, assassinate a Conservative?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (och2J)

298 Nudes of Hillary might be the worst Art Thread ever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (bfwj/)

299 >>Remember we can't just end Obamacare because it fixed the "heath insurance crises" however if we don't in fact spend billions more then the crises comes back

>>So explain to me how it was fixed again?

The real name of the law is the Affordable Care Act. Which of course is the exact opposite of what it is.

But then it was never designed to work. It was designed to bring us to the place we are right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (viF8m)

300 Stormy Daniels seems to have "aged poorly," as it were.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't know the correct usage of "as it were" at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (1wjle)

301
One of my fellow "coworkers" today went home early due to "mental anguish" of the vote...

Posted by: Melodicmetal

================

lolol
Did he manage to even come in to work on November 6, 2024?

A few of my coworkers were visibly deflated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 12:58 PM (0lgzA)

302 Wouldn't the individuals just use the subsidies to buy insurance from these same companies?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 11, 2025 12:44 PM (XvL8K)

Yes, but once the money is in our hands, we will be quite a bit more particular about how wisely it is spent.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!
________

Limit it to the purchase of catastrophic plans, and force the remainder to be used strictly on a fee-for-service basis for routine care. It would spur more providers to go fee-for-service.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 11, 2025 12:58 PM (XvL8K)

303 Nudes of Hillary might be the worst Art Thread ever
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Please don't give the Dark Lord CBD any ideas.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

304 "Hamas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib..."
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Ha!

Nobody wants to see that slavering mustached maw pound down falafel. As always, "thanks" for the visual, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 11, 2025 12:59 PM (QjMyt)

305 Stormy Daniels looks like she deep-throated Father Time and also Father Carbs
Posted by: ace

Ace, your Delta Tau Chi name is *burp* Joe Dead Poets Society

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 11, 2025 12:59 PM (TkRGi)

306 From above, 'Democrat Party Fanzine The Hill: Democtats Rage as Spending Bill Heads to House.'

It's THEATER - and everyone knows it. Dick Durbin didn't just crossover some imaginary Progressive Caucus line without the backing of the Ds in Congress. It gives them a super opening for press; it could give them a super opening to destroy. (No cap on destroy. 😉

WaPO today, 'Democrats push for a ‘ruthlessly pragmatic’ approach to counter Trump' The desire to hold firm on the shutdown was the latest example of a party that has decided it must adopt a different playbook given the president’s unprecedented measures to consolidate and maintain power.

It begins, "Republicans to end the longest-ever government shutdown highlights the dramatic shift in the Democratic Party less than a year into President Donald Trump’s second term, as voters and lawmakers argue the party needs to adopt more ruthless tactics to counter the president and claw its way back to power."

Bernie and Maryland pols, including Sen. Chris Van Hollen, are a** deep in the mostly peaceful US House disturbances.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 11, 2025 12:59 PM (NFX2v)

307
53 When did Chuck quit wearing his ridiculous reading glasses all the time?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 11, 2025 12:22

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The ones perched on his nose that he's always looking over, and not through? Maybe somebody learned that the lenses were window glass. Or how Pol Pot identified enemies of the revolution to exterminate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2025 01:01 PM (VWtfl)

308 300 Stormy Daniels seems to have "aged poorly," as it were.
Posted by: Guy who doesn't know the correct usage of "as it were" at November 11, 2025 12:57 PM (1wjle)

She must have stopped dancing. Strippers usually have pretty hot bods even as they age.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 11, 2025 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

309 What do you mean "address the health care crisis", Chuck?

I was hoping they would just nationalize healthcare so those in the medical field with talent will run medical cruise ships out of Mexico so I can helicopter out for my health care needs and let the democrat poors visit the government run health clinics while I get my colonoscopy while sipping margaritas.

Posted by: Louis Winthorpe III at November 11, 2025 01:01 PM (R/m4+)

310 Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does. D'oh!

Posted by: Homer Simpson. Conservative. at November 11, 2025 01:01 PM (hirWM)

311 Tactical Eye Piss.

I'm dead.

Ace wins the internets for the day.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 11, 2025 01:01 PM (wNEZm)

312 Hugh Grant for example.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 12:47 PM (1Nv0l)

as long as i live, i will NEVER understand this.

but it's also proof that no matter hot hot, someone somewhere is sick of her shit...

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 11, 2025 01:02 PM (nXhwP)

313 Nudes of Hillary might be the worst Art Thread ever
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I don't know man, I saw some pretty awful stuff last Thanksgiving week.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 01:02 PM (TN0g+)

314 I get Stormy Daniels confused with the stripper who's Navy Joan's mother.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

315 There is way too much mutual dick-sucking going on about "Democrats in disarray" and "Democrats lost the shutdown" considering the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (vKEG1)

316 I dunno. Every time the government gives out money, no matter what it’s intended for, it always seems to end up buying Cheetos and Fanta.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (7PRou)

317 Some have been complaining they weren't able to swear in a new Democrat congresscritter, and that's why Johnson was not in session.

Yeah, I don't think that's it.
Posted by: BurtTC


They weren't in session because Johnson knew the dems only needed a few Republican Squishes to defect and they could pass a bipartisan compromise CR that would have given the dems and illegals everything.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (0GLZr)

318 "Profile of scourge? What? Does he think scourge rhymes with courage?

I'm not Joe Dead Poets Society over here but, you know: It does not.

This is a party of retards."
>>

Or "Profiles of Purge" because that's what the Dem Youngsters in Congress really crave - purging, followed by the purification by fire.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (rj6Yv)

319 They're just trying to placate their insane base. Remember, they don't have any real principles.

They really have two bases. Base 1 is the insane MSNBC/Bluesky/Reddit freakazoids and journalists, like Don LeMon and Tater Stelter. Base 2 is their rich donors, like the one who wanted the shutdown ended so their daughter could fly to Spain and get run through by The Pablo.

Ending the shutdown was done for Base 2, but it's *infuriated* Base 1.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

320 To stop medical premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, could we…oh, I don’t know…just, one time, try liberty?

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:04 PM (sVOFR)

321 There is way too much mutual dick-sucking going on about "Democrats in disarray" and "Democrats lost the shutdown" considering the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.

The Cheat isn't just a Homestar Runner character. And not a lot has been done about it in NY/NJ/VA. (Hell, NY has the same insane law as CA now where it's illegal to identify yourself when voting).

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

322 amas Terrorist and Future Muckbang YouTuber Rashida Tlaib
==
Thanks for the explanation. The muckbang reference to Tlalib is funny. Because its likely true....

Posted by: Should i know this term? at November 11, 2025 01:05 PM (s+QZn)

323 @319 anything that causes friction between Base 1 and Base 2 is a good thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 01:05 PM (bfwj/)

324 I had the best Health insurance (self-employed, paid for my own) before Obamacare made it go away.

I ended up buying Christian Healthcare Ministries.

The upside? You are "self-pay" so you get everything less than half price.

The downside? It's more of a hassle, but you CAN work it out with the Healthcare provider to be on a payment plan if you don't have the money until you are reimbursed.

You do get fully reimbursed.

Obamacare would have cost $1500/month for two of us, and the deductible was 6-8 thousand. WHAT?????



Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:05 PM (PMtkd)

325 At NYT: "You Want to Throw Your Phone Into the Sea. Here’s a Better Way."

tl;dr: Trebuchet.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2025 01:06 PM (7imtn)

326 Happy Veteran's Day to all who served. God Bless you and Bravo Zulu. And a Happy Belated Birthday to all our Marine Horde mates.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 11, 2025 01:06 PM (up14Y)

327 I read something a few years ago re: sunlight and vitamin d- gist was that we’ve historically reversed cause and effect. Sunlight is good for you and an effect of it is production of vitamin d. Vitamin d is fine, but supplementing it is not the same as getting some sun. I know I always enjoy a nice sunny day.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (hlNLQ)

328 314 I get Stormy Daniels confused with the stripper who's Navy Joan's mother.
Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:02 PM (77rz
Maybe a side by side comparison of specs, mileage, general condition, expected performance.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (d69yS)

329 If you look at how much the costs of a particular product have increased over the last 20 years it is aligned to how regulated that product is.

So if you wanted to reduce healthcare/health insurance costs you'd have to reduce regulation.

Keep in mind the government wasted 100% of the cost reduction of moving to computerized systems on...more paperwork and healthcare for illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

330 321 There is way too much mutual dick-sucking going on about "Democrats in disarray" and "Democrats lost the shutdown" considering the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.

The Cheat isn't just a Homestar Runner character. And not a lot has been done about it in NY/NJ/VA. (Hell, NY has the same insane law as CA now where it's illegal to identify yourself when voting).
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

I miss Homestar Runner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

331 I think Chuck is staying put. He is the firewall between the purple state Ds and the DSA.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (g47mK)

332 I bathe in the tears of those creeps. Ever since I became politically-aware some 50 years ago, I've always understood the Democrat party to be a disparate coalition of socialists, communist-sympathizers (back when that meant appeasing or outright collaborating with the Soviet Union), criminals, thieves, and lying snake-oil hucksters peddling Utopia to the ignorant. They're united only in their hatred of the United States and a desire for self-aggrandizement.

The only thing that has changed in my assessment of the Democrats is that they now openly support domestic terrorism and Islamic jihad. At the leadership-level, the Democrats are a bunch of Minions of Satan.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (pJWtt)

333 And a Happy Belated Birthday to all our Marine Horde mates.
Posted by: Old Blue

They're still passed out in a crayon coma.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

334 Tuning in late -

What a magnificent post by ace! I'm not discombobulated as a result.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (wVcYX)

335 There is way too much mutual dick-sucking going on about "Democrats in disarray" and "Democrats lost the shutdown" considering the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (vKEG1)
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Eh. Rational people in Blue states are fleeing en masse from the hellholes. Blue states are getting bluer. The economy is in a muddle, that's for sure, with conflicting metrics to please every political palate. Not much there for non-commies to run to the polls, certainly not enough to counter the hate from the Dark Side for DJT. So this "Blue Wave" nonsense is a pile of hooey.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

336 31 Popcorn.
But maybe Republicans can get a re agreement with Democrats to do something to reduce healthcare insurance costs.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 11, 2025 12:18 PM (Ep3eI)

Well, I have no health for which to care so I don’t have healthcareinsurance. But I think we should maybe try liberty to lower insurance costs. Not going through the employer to buy insurance. Yeah, yeah, needed 80 years ago but can we get away from this? Getting insurance from whoever for whatever. And getting the damned government out of the medical business to the greatest extent possible.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:08 PM (sVOFR)

337 The Dems aren't as good at failure theater. Mitch always seemed to find a surprise name that would side with the Dems.

The Dems made the theater too obvious

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 11, 2025 01:08 PM (+1E0X)

338 The Cheat isn't just a Homestar Runner character. And not a lot has been done about it in NY/NJ/VA. (Hell, NY has the same insane law as CA now where it's illegal to identify yourself when voting).

The FNM answer for why the Donks are getting such turn out rates is...they hate Trump.

So...that's why they are voting for state senators?

Much easier to believe the Donks are just casting the same fake ballots they do in other elections knowing that the Rs have no balls to stop them

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

339 Is Ace ... black?

Posted by: There's a Speed Limit in this Town at November 11, 2025 01:09 PM (qUkBO)

340 How did we in the USA end up with a viable DSA ?? I guess if things continue to go on current trajectory in a year or three I will be asking how we ended up with a viable NSDAP.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:09 PM (g47mK)

341 I saw Mutual Dick Sucking open for A Pile Of Naked Guys at Man's Country in '02.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 11, 2025 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

342 339- well, he’s not “ace of hearts”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:10 PM (hlNLQ)

343 Ace was self identifying as a lesbian woman of color at some point...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

344
Was it Bush Sr.'s funeral, where all the presidents and their wives were assembled, and someone gave them... something. Not sure if it was an envelope or folder, and when each of them opened it their faces were contorted.

Except Bill C's. He kept a straight face.

I would kill to know what they were given.
Posted by: BurtTC


The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 01:11 PM (pkeXY)

345 105 Willowed from the last thread:

Apparently, the hot, new take is to deny that Jesus Christ even existed. The Tube of Ewes thought I would be interested in Piers Morgan asking some Christian, "What hard evidence do we have the Jesus existed? reee!!!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

There's a really interesting site that I follow called "History for Atheists." The guy who runs it is an atheist himself, but he's also a historian, first. The whole purpose of the site is to refute the historical myths that many atheists believe about Christianity. He debunks the supposed non-existence of Jesus in several posts.
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

He’s JUST all right.

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at November 11, 2025 01:11 PM (sVOFR)

346 But maybe Republicans can get a re agreement with Democrats to do something to reduce healthcare insurance costs.
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LOL. The Democrat-Communists WANT healthcare insurance costs to continue skyrocketing so that the public throws their hands up and says "Well let's try that free Government-run healthcare thingy."

Posted by: There's a Speed Limit in this Town at November 11, 2025 01:11 PM (qUkBO)

347 I think Chuck is staying put. He is the firewall between the purple state Ds and the DSA.
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (g47mK)

I think so, too. Chuck is a proven fundraiser - a known quantity to the big rollers. If the Dems lose Chuck as well as Nancy, the campaign chests take a direct hit.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

348 Much easier to believe the Donks are just casting the same fake ballots they do in other elections knowing that the Rs have no balls to stop them

Yeah. The RNC did a ton of things right for 2024, but it could've been even better on a larger scale. And then Lara Trump left for Fox and nobody there cares again, which sucks.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

349 I miss Homestar Runner.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 11, 2025 01:07 PM (xcxpd)


I think he came back. I actually just got a Da Cheat plush for my daughter's Christmas gift.

Posted by: Cray Cray at November 11, 2025 01:12 PM (nDy1Y)

350 But then, Ewoks have too much fur to really know for sure. It’s like polar bears, they’re black, but you can’t tell because of their fur, which is actually clear to allow sunlight through to warm their black skin, which absorbs heat.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:12 PM (hlNLQ)

351 Obamacare would have cost $1500/month for two of us, and the deductible was 6-8 thousand. WHAT?????

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:05 PM (PMtkd)

That's insane. The one nice thing about Ontario's Health Care is you never see a bill except for ambulance rides.

Sure, you have to avoid the medical people that get an erection at the thought of killing you, but during Covid, the US hospitals were offing people for cash.

I guess it's a wash.


So, will airports be back at full capacity if the House passes things tomorrow.

I don't see how they could be in less than 24 hours....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (Sco7b)

352 The government is shutdown?

Did no one tell me about this?


Noone!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (aTgV0)

353 "Healthcare matters. Not platitudes."

Nice platitude, dude.

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (q1tXs)

354 OT: the Taliban attacked Islamabad, so now Pakistan is at war with the Taliban.
Tousi TV here. They seem to be on the level.
youtu.be/d0gdupSkXvg

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (gKWVE)

355 344
Was it Bush Sr.'s funeral, where all the presidents and their wives were assembled, and someone gave them... something. Not sure if it was an envelope or folder, and when each of them opened it their faces were contorted.

Except Bill C's. He kept a straight face.

I would kill to know what they were given.
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A picture of Hillary's cooch, obviously.

Posted by: There's a Speed Limit in this Town at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (qUkBO)

356 still not banned!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (aTgV0)

357 I think Chuck is staying put. He is the firewall between the purple state Ds and the DSA.

He's going to want to stay put, but he represents the losing faction as the Dems turn into full-on Islamic DSA.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (2ocoG)

358 I'm in Samaritan Ministries health cost sharing organization. My monthly payments (directly to other members) are less than my husband's Medicare *supplemental* insurance.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (FMtrg)

359 Sunny Hostin attacks Fetterman over his vote to end the shutdown ...

"Senator Bernie Sanders said the vote was a horrific mistake. Governor Gavin Newsom called it pathetic and a surrender. Poll after poll found Americans on both sides of the aisle blaming Republicans. Even Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed the GOP. As you mentioned, Democrats had big wins last week so you had momentum. Why give in now? Why bring a butter knife to a gun fight?! ... I believe you are wrong!"

Fetterman claps back at Hostin...

https://tinyurl.com/bpmbzcs5

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (NpAcC)

360 The government is shutdown?

Did no one tell me about this?


Apparently every dollar not spent on the DoD, VA, or SNAP is just straight up stolen because no one noticed...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

361 It might bring costs down if the patient had to pay maybe 2-5% of the final cost. That way the patient would be aware of how much was being charge for some stupid little things, and they would share some of the pain.

Patients then might opt our of a lot of extra things. I still recall my uncle waiting to leave the hospital, and the nurse told me how many days it would be, "Because That is When His Insurance Runs Out". So they were milking every day of hospital care they could, basically keeping my uncle hostage.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (vbXSk)

362 Sen. Schumer has failed to meet this moment and is out of touch with the American people," progressive Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Minn.) said in a post on X.
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Axios should learn what state Tlaib represents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (Q6WOs)

363 Democrats have NGO’s in at least 50 states that are specifically dedicated to subverting and changing electoral laws and processes. Their main MO is to file lawsuits and run the legal process through friendly courts, which we already know is a problem. Republicans and some of the states have been reactive to this process instead of proactive. I suppose you can hand waive that if you live in certain states, but it should at a minimum be recognized and countered.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (7PRou)

364 There is way too much mutual dick-sucking going on about "Democrats in disarray" and "Democrats lost the shutdown" considering the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 11, 2025 01:03 PM (vKEG1)

Tell ya what. When you list just one thing that we can do about it that you haven't done yourself, maybe we'll amp up the concern.

Until then, your concern has been...

[ ] not noted
[x] noted

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 11, 2025 01:14 PM (89Sog)

365 OT: the Taliban attacked Islamabad, so now Pakistan is at war with the Taliban.
Tousi TV here. They seem to be on the level.
youtu.be/d0gdupSkXvg
Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (gKWVE)
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Where in the heck did the Taliban get the armament to take on a nuclear power?

Thanks, Joe Biden.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

366 "Poll after poll found Americans on both sides of the aisle blaming Republicans."


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This is bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:15 PM (PMtkd)

367 OT: the Taliban attacked Islamabad, so now Pakistan is at war with the Taliban.
Tousi TV here. They seem to be on the level.
youtu.be/d0gdupSkXvg
Posted by: gKWVE

I assume this over the refugee issue -- the ones that Pakistan deported?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

368 OT: the Taliban attacked Islamabad, so now Pakistan is at war with the Taliban.
Tousi TV here. They seem to be on the level.
youtu.be/d0gdupSkXvg
Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 01:13 PM (gKWVE)


OMG, that's awful. No, wait, not awful... what's that thing where you vacillate between apathy and giggling about an issue?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

369 Sure, you have to avoid the medical people that get an erection at the thought of killing you, but during Covid, the US hospitals were offing people for cash.

To be fair, we only got $39,000 per death we got credit for, and we had to split that among the entire staff and administration. Do you know how much administrators take when they get first dibs?!

Posted by: US Healthcare Professionals at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (nILj/)

370
I'm in Samaritan Ministries health cost sharing organization. My monthly payments (directly to other members) are less than my husband's Medicare *supplemental* insurance.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!

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I applaud this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (0lgzA)

371 You know who else tossed his supporters, allies, constituents and Jews under the bus?

Stealth Muslim Barry Soetoro.

His lasting legacy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (Dxn3F)

372 Sure, you have to avoid the medical people that get an erection at the thought of killing you

The recent "Canada euthanized the Toronto Blue Jays' entire roster after they lost the World Series" was one of those Bee stories where you really want to double-check that it's not true.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

373 340 How did we in the USA end up with a viable DSA ?? I guess if things continue to go on current trajectory in a year or three I will be asking how we ended up with a viable NSDAP.
Posted by: runner

dsausa dot org - About us
A History of Democratic Socialists of America 1971-2017
Bringing Socialism from the Margins to the Mainstream
by Joseph M. Schwartz, DSA National Political Committee, July 2017

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (NFX2v)

374 Taliban and the ISI have always had an incestuous relationship. During the war senior leaders and fighters would winter in Pakistan. Now the dog is biting them.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (7PRou)

375 As I noted above the Dems have an age problem. The real radical left no longer cares about the Dem old guard. They will get rid of them all no matter how suicidal that is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (bfwj/)

376 one issue is that Pakistan, being run by Pakistanis, is blaming India for this attack by their own Afghan golem.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (gKWVE)

377 Nood. Jimmy Kimmel's Nasty Mentally-Unstable Whore-Wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

378 The left then: Do you know your doctor will cut off your foot to make a little extra cash? I'm not kidding

The left now: If you don't believe that globo-mega-pharma corps but your health about their profits you are a science hating NAZI

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

379
The Democrat-Communists WANT healthcare insurance costs to continue skyrocketing so that the public throws their hands up and says "Well let's try that free Government-run healthcare thingy."
Posted by: There's a Speed Limit in this Town


Oh, and have you seen the price of groceries lately?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (pkeXY)

380 If you are on X and not following Data Republican you should. There are so many things still going on in our elelctions that don't make the news.

USAID and ActBlue might have been hamstrung but there are still many billionaires and foundations spending 100s of millions of dollars on things like GOTV efforts, some not so legal, for Democrats.

It's not always because Republicans are weak. Sometimes it's because Democrats cheat like hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 01:18 PM (viF8m)

381 Sure, you have to avoid the medical people that get an erection at the thought of killing you

The recent "Canada euthanized the Toronto Blue Jays' entire roster after they lost the World Series" was one of those Bee stories where you really want to double-check that it's not true.
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The Canadian government would have offed those truckers back during the Covid-thingy, but for now even a partisan press is mildly better than no press at all.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

382 Didn't I hear a while back that Balochistan declared independence? Did anything ever come of that, or was it a nothingburger?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

383 Taliban in n Pakistan (TPP) is launching terror attacks and Pakistan is bombing Afghanistan in return. Anyway..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 01:18 PM (bfwj/)

384 the evil party absolutely dominated last week's elections.
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You mean last week's elections ... in blue states.

Posted by: There's a Speed Limit in this Town at November 11, 2025 01:19 PM (qUkBO)

385 Chucky floats his yacht upon innocent tears of his victims.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 11, 2025 01:19 PM (EyfuW)

386 It would spur more providers to go fee-for-service.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 11, 2025 12:58 PM (XvL8K)

Of?

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (sVOFR)

387 Don't despair donks, I am pretty sure that there are four GOPe senators that will give you illegal criminal medicaid and continue obammycare subsidizes, Paul, Collins, Moocoski, and McTurtle.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 11, 2025 12:30 PM (xvV+O)

Bingo. In the end they will get what they wanted. The base is too retarded to get it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (lO7EU)

388 She looks like she got gang-banged by eclairs
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 12:41 PM (1wjle)

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This is why I have been reading Ace for decades. Stay gold, Ace.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (V3F+L)

389 The recent "Canada euthanized the Toronto Blue Jays' entire roster after they lost the World Series" was one of those Bee stories where you really want to double-check that it's not true.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

I was so happy LA won. Ohtani is amazing. And the Blue Jays kept the unjabbed out of the stadium during our years of punishment.

We don't deserve nice things.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

390 71 Tom Servo, here is an eyewitness account of Jerusalem AD ~670s before the Dome of the Rock
tinyurl.com/29wxu8t2
Posted by: gKWVE
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Just send me down a rabbit hole, next time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (X/Ypk)

391 374 Taliban and the ISI have always had an incestuous relationship. During the war senior leaders and fighters would winter in Pakistan. Now the dog is biting them.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (7PRou)

*********

How Rob O'Neill earned his first Silver Star (involves a mixture of al Qaeda and Pakistani military getting smoked by a B-1 bomber):

https://tinyurl.com/2de3e25u

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (uNMpE)

392 Nood.

Jimmy Kimmel's wife is a subhuman bitch.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (Sco7b)

393 Your quote.
"This is a party of retards."
That should 100% make you superior to their posture.
Prove me wrong. Make them lose.
Otherwise your accusation applies to you!
It is called...commitment. No complacency.

Posted by: john at November 11, 2025 02:10 PM (nEWxZ)

394 One of my favorite Ace postings. Thank you.

Posted by: Baldy at November 11, 2025 02:23 PM (ZbXyd)

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