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Second Circuit Court of Repeals Rebukes and Reverses Lowly District Court Judge, Instructing the Judge to Consider Trump's Motion to Remove the Alvin Bragg "34 Felonies" Case to Federal Court

Yes, the rigged, illegal "conviction" that the left never stops gassing us about.

Trump had moved to remove the entire case to federal court. This motion was denied. The Supreme Court's subsequent opinion on presidential immunity suggested that Trump's original motion had more merit than it was credited for, so Trump refiled the motion, asking again to move the entire case out of Alvin Bragg's Soros-Sponsored Kangaroo Court to a federal court.

The lowly district court judge -- once again assigned completely randomly, I'm certain -- again blew off Trump's argument.

The Second Circuit Court of Appeals ordered the judge to reconsider and this time actually consider Trump's argument instead of automatically rejecting it like a corrupt hack.

Okay, they didn't say that. I see that in the Penumbras and Emanations, however.

I think that Trump now has a good basis to insist that only a federal court can hear this case, given the federal questions involved, so the state case should be removed to federal court.

The opinion reads:

We cannot be confident that in doing so [dismissing Trump's renewed motion as untimely (late)], the District Court adequately considered issues relevant to the good cause inquiry so as to enable meaningful appellate review.

Those issues include but are not limited to the impact of Trump v. United States on the removability of the underlying state prosecution. For example, the District Court did not consider whether certain evidence admitted during the state court trial relates to immunized official acts or, if so, whether evidentiary immunity transformed the State's case into one that relates to acts under color of the Presidency. Nor did the District Court consider whether any notice of removal of a criminal prosecution under sec. 1455(b)(1) must be filed before trial even if new grounds for removal arise during or after trial. We therefore VACATE the District Court's order denying Trump's motion for leave to file a second notice of removal and REMAND for reconsideration of the motion consistent with this opinion.

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB THIS TIME, FAGGOT.

Whoa, that last sentence seems extremely injudicious. I mean, just waaayyy over-of-line. Why not try constructive criticism? Use words that help, not words that hurt.


What does it mean if the case is removed to a federal court?

It could mean that the conviction just vanishes. It could mean the conviction never happened.

And then they can try this whole bullshit case again, and see how they do with a jury that isn't packed with Trump-deranged, Zohran-Mamdani-voting, George-Soros-selected jurors.

In related news, Republican Senators have written a letter to Chief Justice Cuck Roberts demanding that he actually enforce the canons of judicial ethics on his rogue partisan judges.

Specifically, they're complaining that judges violated the rules about respecting higher courts by anonymously complaining to New York Times "journalists" that the Supreme Court is a deranged authoritarian catspaw of Trump.

In interviews, federal judges called the Supreme Court's emergency orders "mystical," "overly blunt," "incredibly demoralizing and troubling" and "a slap in the face to the district courts." One judge compared their district's current relationship with the Supreme Court to "a war zone." Another said the courts were in the midst of a "judicial crisis." The Times explained that "the judges responded to the questionnaire and spoke in interviews on the condition of anonymity so they could share their views candidly, as lower court judges are governed by a complex set of rules that include limitations on their public statements." The Times went on to characterize these responses and interviews as "overwhelmingly critical of the Supreme Court" and reflective of "extraordinary tensions within the judiciary."

Why do leftwing judges hate the emergency docket? (A docket of cases granted speedy review?)

Well, because it stops their unhinged partisan decisions from standing as the law of the land for more than a year until they're overturned.

RedState's streiff:

Without the SCOTUS emergency docket, lower court decisions could remain in effect for years before getting to the Supreme Court.

For instance, it took the Supreme Court 15 months to hear the "Muslim Travel Ban" case during Trump's first term; see The Trump Travel Ban Probably Survived the Supreme Court -- RedState. It took them an additional two months to finally announce the decision. SCOTUS ruled in Trump's favor, but a frivolous lawsuit had delayed his policy by nearly a year and a half.

Correction: I initially asserted, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that the 2nd Circuit (a Northeastern circuit including NY and Connecticut and Vermont) was "another left-leaning court."

Elric the Blade says that my information is out of date:

Ace, the second circuit is about 50-50 now, with maybe one extra Dumocrap appointment. Trump added 5 or 6 judges to the 2d Circuit in his first term. It was then fairly conservative, but then Biden added a bunch DEI retards. So now it's close to 50-50. Of course depends on which panel you get. You could get three raving Biden lunatics.

It's the district courts in the 2d circuit that are dominated by leftist retards.

Thanks for the update. (District courts are federal trial courts, the Circuit Courts of Appeal are just appeal courts where judges review rulings from the trial courts, and of course the Supreme Court is the court of final appeal.)

Posted by: Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 first-ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2025 02:21 PM (CWTWj)

2
ESPONJA!!11!1!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 02:22 PM (tljrc)

3 I like the grey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:22 PM (hs4ik)

4 Gray AND bold.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

5 Hey Jordan. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (22p5n)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

7

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (tljrc)

8 Bold use of grays; best art thread ever.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (lKn0v)

9 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

10 Woof. Lamont the Big Dummy makes a STATEMENT, boy howdy!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (DS3M8)

12 Oh, and another thing about Mikie Sherrel is that she's a carpetbagger from Virginia, moved to NJ to run for the open seat of retiring GOP congressman Rodney Frelinghuysen, won the seat under questionable results and is now governor of NJ all while promising to raise taxes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Bold and grey

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (SAMCf)

14 Lord, all kinds of blog probs going on at once.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (4bYb7)

15 Bold and grey, 2…

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (SAMCf)

16 Well, at least the main page isn't all emboldened anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

17
it was there, and then it wasn't

Posted by: Commodore Decker at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (tljrc)

18 I still like the grey boxes. Or are they gray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Hey Sponge!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 02:24 PM


*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

20 the whole bragg case against trump was crap. at the end the judge told the jury they could decide trump was guilty of something without trump actually being found guilty of anything related to campaign laws

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2025 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

21 Just wait until Ace resaves and kills the fixes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2025 02:25 PM (n9ltV)

22 lol CBD

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 02:26 PM (DS3M8)

23 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 07, 2025 02:26 PM (x7EH8)

24 Again, I will be incandescently enraged by this for the rest of my life.
Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2025 02:23 PM (ycr1e)
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Nobody says you shouldn't be. The lockdown was some serious gassery.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2)

25 "And then they can try this whole bullshit case again, and see how they do with a jury that isn't packed with Trump-deranged, Zohran-Mamdani-voting, George-Soros-selected jurors."

Aka, ace's neighbors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

26 21 Just wait until Ace resaves and kills the fixes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2025 02:25 PM (n9ltV)

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Minx 0.8 beta is a marvel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

27 Slightly OT, how long we got until the SC complete fucks over MAGA via the Tarriffs decision and dissappears for the weekend?

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 07, 2025 02:27 PM (5m39u)

28 Usually a remand like this is a slam dunk, but with Merchan he’ll probably just go through the motions and deny. 2nd May then reverse on appeal, or not, if they can find anything to hang their hat on. They all seem in rebellion, may just be another thing they kick upstairs to have more to bitterly complain about anonymously.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 02:27 PM (hlNLQ)

29 Under color of law. Fuck these cheese whits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 02:27 PM (jFCkp)

30 Whoa, that last sentence seems extremely injudicious. I mean, just way out-of-line.
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It sounds a tad homophobic.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:27 PM (krQz2)

31 The Second Circuit Court of Appeals, another left-leaning court"

Ace, the second circuit is about 50-50 now, with maybe one extra Dumocrap appointment. Trump added 5 or 6 judges to the 2d Circuit in his first term. It was then fairly conservative, but then Biden added a bunch DEI retards. So now it's close to 50-50. Of course depends on which panel you get. You could get three raving Biden lunatics.

It's the district courts in the 2d circuit that are dominated by leftist retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

32 Why is no one in the Senate questioning the "random" selection of assigned judges to particular cases? They need to remove this rigged process. I'd go so far as to have an actual meet between plaintiff and defendant counsel where the Judge is selected out of a hat instead of this obvious assignment process that is being abused.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 02:28 PM (dIske)

33 And speaking of Judges. Another stupid woman judge driving drunk in Iowa. From NY Post:

https://tinyurl.com/4ckubeh7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (iOWAS)

34 It sounds a tad homophobic.

What's so bad about one word sounding like another?

What?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

35 32 Why is no one in the Senate questioning the "random" selection of assigned judges to particular cases?

The Senate is useless at this point....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (VE6XX)

36 Welp. Time for me to go out and plow some snow. There's at least two inches, and it continues to fall. No wind, not real cold; just steady moderate snowfall. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7)

37 Why is no one in the Senate questioning the "random" selection of assigned judges to particular cases?

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 02:28 PM (dIske)
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They "randomly" assigned all these cases that went to Boasberg.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:30 PM (krQz2)

38 I can't read legalese.

Are we happy here, or no?

Posted by: Don Black, most days at November 07, 2025 02:30 PM (AOsQT)

39 Trump’s lawyer also just filed an appeal against the judicial tyrant who decided the court now has the power to fund SNAP, not the president or Congress. They basically said he has no such power and should STFD.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 07, 2025 02:30 PM (mHvan)

40 39 Trump’s lawyer also just filed an appeal against the judicial tyrant who decided the court now has the power to fund SNAP, not the president or Congress. They basically said he has no such power and should STFD.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 07, 2025 02:30 PM (mHvan)

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Which will end up the final result of the suit.

Eminently predictable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

41 We're getting hongry...

Posted by: The Snapanese at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (KQTRT)

42 Muh norms!

Posted by: leftist judicial hack at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (rJ48h)

43 Are we happy here, or no?
Posted by: Don Black

As long as we stick to boobs, we're happy.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

44 And a "judge" has ruled Trump has to pay the full SNAP benefits by today.. He told Trump to take the money from the Childrens lunch funds... How does he have the right to do that ? WTF do we even have a President ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

45 That letter is a little late. Should have been done a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

46
Welp. Time for me to go out and plow some snow. There's at least two inches, and it continues to fall. No wind, not real cold; just steady moderate snowfall. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM

that's the most depressing thing I've heard all day

Posted by: Commodore Decker at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (tljrc)

47 Judicial Reform Act of 2025

- dissolve the district and circuit courts
- establish new Federal courts with new, empty seats Trump can pack
- strip SCOTUS of their appellate jurisdiction
- drop SCOTUS to five seats
- send Kagan, Sotomayor, Jumanji and Roberts packing
- name Clarence Thomas Chief Justice
- restore Congress’ and the President’s authority over the Federal courts

A moron can dream..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:33 PM (l3YAf)

48 Welp. Time for me to go out and plow some snow. There's at least two inches, and it continues to fall. No wind, not real cold; just steady moderate snowfall. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7)

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Oh, bleh. I am NOT looking forward to winter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:33 PM (DRSnL)

49 44 And a "judge" has ruled Trump has to pay the full SNAP benefits by today.. He told Trump to take the money from the Childrens lunch funds... How does he have the right to do that ? WTF do we even have a President ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

If the judge can do that wouldn't that mean he's the king and not Trump?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:33 PM (hs4ik)

50 At what point did federal district courts arrogate to themselves the power to act as a SuperExecutive with veto authority over the President? This is way out of hand and seems wildly inconsistent with a) a republican form of government, and b) actual checks and balances within the system. Whatever happened to political question doctrine?

Posted by: Usurpers in black robes at November 07, 2025 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

51 The courts are a subterfuge to unconstitutionally slow executive action.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 07, 2025 02:34 PM (mHvan)

52 36 Welp. Time for me to go out and plow some snow. There's at least two inches, and it continues to fall. No wind, not real cold; just steady moderate snowfall. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7)

Snow before Vet's Day...heck before Thanksgiving...would make me SO miserable...winter needs to wait to start til Dec 1 and then be done by President's Day...

Yes, this is one reason why I love NoVA...it meets my weather needs.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:34 PM (tOcjL)

53 i noted Eric's correction

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2025 02:34 PM (1wjle)

54 Paying the snap benefits allows the dems to pay off one of their voting block and limits their liability (so to speak.)

I hate modern politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD other work phone at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (QX8aE)

55 My primitive brain can't grasp these concepts

Posted by: Don Black, most days at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (AOsQT)

56 And a "judge" has ruled Trump has to pay the full SNAP benefits by today.. He told Trump to take the money from the Childrens lunch funds... How does he have the right to do that ? WTF do we even have a President ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Like the Judge who just recently ruled on what ICE/LE can do to protestors / illegals while conducting OPS. Apparently this Judge is the master over all LE operations, strategies, and tactics.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (oiNtH)

57 >>There's at least two inches, and it continues to fall.

In the pool, are ya?

Posted by: one hour sober at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Y1sOo)

58 The Second Circuit Court of Appeals ordered the judge to reconsider and this time actually consider Trump's argument instead of automatically rejecting it like a corrupt hack.


Okay, they didn't say that. I see that in the Penumbras and Emanations, however.

They weren't far from it. Saying a judge 'erred' is pretty big.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

59 As long as we stick to boobs, we're happy.
Posted by: Bulg

That’s “Pleasure Orbs” to you!🤣

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (SAMCf)

60 well, according to al gore winter should be a thing of the past but you're in canada so i guess it doesn't apply

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (CWTWj)

61 I am largely braindead, but has there been a time in a Democrat White House where federal judges told the president what he could and couldn't do?

I don't seem to ever remember such a continuing battle between the President of the United States and some federal court over presidential authority.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

62 VACATE and REMAND!

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (g47mK)

63 The best part of Trump 2.0 is waking up every day to see which pissant judge from the District Court of East Bumfuck is acting as President today.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (l3YAf)

64 Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

Well actually, my boobs are sticking to me 😉and I am happy with, but I prefer other subjects than mine or anyone else's boobs .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (iOWAS)

65 Clearly the Judge committed insurrection. Lock his ass up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (jFCkp)

66 Eric the Blade says


Heh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

67 If I remember correctly Merchant denied the motion as untimely. He can still deny the motion on grounds (he shouldn’t, but he will)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (hlNLQ)

68 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
Some stately pleasure orbs decree

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

69 Like the Judge who just recently ruled on what ICE/LE can do to protestors / illegals while conducting OPS. Apparently this Judge is the master over all LE operations, strategies, and tactics.
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (oiNtH)

A Federal judge in Chicago is having Trump’s top DHS guy on the ground show up to the court to give daily updates.

Why even have an executive branch?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (l3YAf)

70 Eric the Blade says


Heh........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

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Caught that, too? LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

71 And a "judge" has ruled Trump has to pay the full SNAP benefits by today..

What is the threat if he doesn't? Trump really isn't much of a King or he would have had these Judges beheaded by now. Sheesh....some King.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

72 >> VACATE and REMAND!

Yes. Like all the post Bruen cases SCOTUS sent back to the lower courts, none of which have been resolve and all of which are being slow walked through the courts on purpose while John Roberts eats the lint out of his navel.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (mHvan)

73 For instance, it took the Supreme Court 15 months to hear the "Muslim Travel Ban"

It's their "Victory Formation", except that they don't have to worry about 4th down- only the clock.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (6VEkT)

74 This is the way justice works: some commie ahole comes up with some BS intended to harm non-leftists, this will be debated for years while it's the accepted law of the land and non-leftists are harmed, then a higher court will eventually reverse it. We will then enjoy freely living our lives again, for about 17 seconds, because a new judge will then hand down the next rank BS.

We enjoy about 5 seconds/year of freedom without persecution under the legal system of this land.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (3uBP9)

75 Eric the Blade says


Heh........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

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Caught that, too? LOL
Posted by: Jordan61

Ace posted that quickly then got the ell out of there.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

76 >>i noted Eric's correction

'Elric'. Also, in original post, 'Kanagroo'?

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (NcvvS)

77 The three branches of US Government, November 2025 (colorized):

- District judges
- NGOs
- SNAP recipients

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (l3YAf)

78
Caught that, too? LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:38 PM (DRSnL)


Neutered, as it were.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

79 OT: Just got back from buying the produce loss leaders from Hmart...honestly, SNAP users should just be forced to shop the exterior of HMart - I came home with zero junk and over 30lbs of produce.

If you're in NoVa, beets, flat cabbage, and carrots are 59 cents/lb, non-green bell peppers are $1.49/lb, some form of baby choys are 99 cents/lb, green beans are $1.79/lb and okra is $1.99/lb...just a few of the great deals.

In case you aren't getting paid, but want to still eat healthy...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (tOcjL)

80 Another stupid woman judge driving drunk in Iowa.

I guess we can all be "sober as a judge" after 5 o clock today

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (gKWVE)

81 And better minds than mine caught it quicker.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (NcvvS)

82 Three cheers for the emergency docket.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (G0vdT)

83 Merchan has an out now. He would be well-advised to take it.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (1Nv0l)

84 ‘I am not the real Dread Pirate Robert’s.’

‘My name is Brian.’

‘’I inherited the role from the previous Roberts. His name was Cumberbund…”

Posted by: Aetius451AD other work phone at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (QX8aE)

85 I only buy the 13-ounce kans o' groo.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

86 54 Paying the snap benefits allows the dems to pay off one of their voting block and limits their liability (so to speak.)

I hate modern politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD other work phone at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (QX8aE)

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SNAP is $9 billion a month. USDA only has about $4.5 billion left.

The statute authorizing SNAP explicitly says that partial payments cannot be made.

If Trump is to pay out the $4.5 billion left in USDA, leaving nothing for WIC or emergency funds, then he should make whole only those in Red States until the $4.5 billion is spent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

87 'Elric'. Also, in original post, 'Kanagroo'?
Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (NcvvS)

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I saw that one, too, but I couldn't think of a joke to make about it. Plus, it's Friday. Ace deserves to be cut a break.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:41 PM (DRSnL)

88
Willowed

I wish for Collins and Fauci to have an opportunity to be part of one last published paper -- a collaborative effort, of course -- entitled "Morphological Changes Produced in Natural Fiber Cordage Under Significant and Sudden Simultaneous Tensile and Compressive Strains Produced While Encircling Bodily Appendages of Free-falling Bodies Possessing Not Insignificant Masses".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 07, 2025 02:41 PM (xG4kz)

89 And a "judge" has ruled Trump has to pay the full SNAP benefits by today..

Oh? Is the judge a king and Trump his subject? His opinion, which he shares with the equally qualified Stephen Colbert, is that Trump should pay SNAP.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2025 02:41 PM (6VEkT)

90 83- yes, this, but it’s not the first, he’s kinda like the Palestinians in never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (hlNLQ)

91 61 I am largely braindead, but has there been a time in a Democrat White House where federal judges told the president what he could and couldn't do?

I don't seem to ever remember such a continuing battle between the President of the United States and some federal court over presidential authority.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

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The Fifth said that Biden couldn't just forgive student loans.

The ruling was actually only limited to the states the Fifth covers, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

92 With Cheney dead, Iraq finally admits it had WMDs all along.

The Bee 🐝

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (YGRGv)

93 In case you aren't getting paid, but want to still eat healthy...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (tOcjL)

The left insists SNAP recipients have to buy junk food (at gas stations, no less) because eating healthy is “too expensive.” As if a $6 bag of Doritos is cheaper than rice, veggies and raw chicken.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

94 Ace posted that quickly then got the ell out of there.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

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*golf clap*

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (DRSnL)

95
The ruling was actually only limited to the states the Fifth covers, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)


Wait. That's a thing? There's LIMITS?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Yeah, Jordan, but Bulg managed to.

*golf clap for Bulg*

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (NcvvS)

97 I am largely braindead, but has there been a time in a Democrat White House where federal judges told the president what he could and couldn't do?

I don't seem to ever remember such a continuing battle between the President of the United States and some federal court over presidential authority.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't think there was anywhere near the amount of lawsuits filed against a president before. The GOP sat around with its finger in its ass while Homo Lightman and Joey Shitbrains ran amok.

But Trump cannot sit down to take a shit without some fucknugget running to court to stop him. So I don't think overall there were this many opportunities for judges to rule against presidential power.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

98 The Supremes are a bunch of Nazis!

Posted by: District Judge at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (46MnI)

99 95
The ruling was actually only limited to the states the Fifth covers, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)


Wait. That's a thing? There's LIMITS?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

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Conservative jurists follow the rules and get limited results.

Progressive jurists don't follow the rules at all and sometimes get maximum results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

100 SNAP America has the fattest population of poor people in the world.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 02:44 PM (YGRGv)

101 Well actually, my boobs are sticking to me 😉and I am happy with, but I prefer other subjects than mine or anyone else's boobs .
>>>>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:37 PM (iOWAS)

Then ignore those comments, but why must you be such a scold?

Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (gqim1)

102 Yeah, Jordan, but Bulg managed to.

*golf clap for Bulg*
Posted by: Spelling Nazi

Thanks. It wasn't original with me, though. I got it from M*A*S*H.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

103 Conservatives under siege? Supreme Court's Barrett and Kavanaugh give advice to students.

ACB: “In truth, being a conservative woman, in a law school particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be,”

https://tinyurl.com/4wk62psj

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (NpAcC)

104 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)


You need to alternate your URL in each post. One to your website and the other to your youtube channel.

Make it happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

105 SNAP America has the fattest population of poor people in the world.
Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 02:44 PM (YGRGv)

Who somehow have plenty of cash for acrylic nails, tattoos, weaves, car stereos, and Carnival cruises.. 🤔

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (l3YAf)

106 The ruling was actually only limited to the states the Fifth covers, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)


Wait. That's a thing? There's LIMITS?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

====

Conservative jurists follow the rules and get limited results.

Progressive jurists don't follow the rules at all and sometimes get maximum results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
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And conservative jurists will never wake the fuck up. We laugh and mock the leftwing retards on the SC. And rightfully so. But I wish we had judges on our side as actively conservative as they are liberal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

107 104 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)


You need to alternate your URL in each post. One to your website and the other to your youtube channel.

Make it happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

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I can't keep track of socks, much less urls. It's not bad advice, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

108 I meant I got the "ell out of there" joke from M*A*S*H.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

109 Our deer have just arrived out front trick-or-treating, missed the date a bit.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (3uBP9)

110 >>Thanks. It wasn't original with me, though. I got it from M*A*S*H.

Then extra points for citing the original.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (NcvvS)

111
The left insists SNAP recipients have to buy junk food (at gas stations, no less) because eating healthy is “too expensive.” As if a $6 bag of Doritos is cheaper than rice, veggies and raw chicken.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

They should get MREs and government cheese.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (Cg3Gl)

112 100 SNAP America has the fattest population of poor people in the world.
Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 02:44 PM (YGRGv)

I mentioned earlier about a sob story in the media about a rather plump Hispanic SNAP recipient with 4 kids ,tats and a boyfriend starving to death or something....Trump's fault of course...Perhaps they shouldn't have included the photo of said starving victim...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (VE6XX)

113 Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 07, 2025 02:45 PM (gqim1)

LOL I dont think terribly well of weenies who insult me under new handles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (guLpK)

114 111
The left insists SNAP recipients have to buy junk food (at gas stations, no less) because eating healthy is “too expensive.” As if a $6 bag of Doritos is cheaper than rice, veggies and raw chicken.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

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Lentils are cheap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

115 >>A Federal judge in Chicago is having Trump’s top DHS guy on the ground show up to the court to give daily updates.

Already overruled with a stinging smackdown from the appellate judge.

None of these stupid lawsuits including the one telling Trump he must pay SNAP are designed to win. They are designed to throw sand in the gears and slow the Trump administration down.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (viF8m)

116 115 >>A Federal judge in Chicago is having Trump’s top DHS guy on the ground show up to the court to give daily updates.

Already overruled with a stinging smackdown from the appellate judge.

None of these stupid lawsuits including the one telling Trump he must pay SNAP are designed to win. They are designed to throw sand in the gears and slow the Trump administration down.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM (viF8m)

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And writ of mandamus no less.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

117 You still keep the extra points, though.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 02:48 PM (NcvvS)

118 93 In case you aren't getting paid, but want to still eat healthy...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (tOcjL)

The left insists SNAP recipients have to buy junk food (at gas stations, no less) because eating healthy is “too expensive.” As if a $6 bag of Doritos is cheaper than rice, veggies and raw chicken.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

You know my thoughts...if I was king, I'd either offer a specific box of food or have stamps that allow specific things with all junk disallowed as treats you can buy with your own money b/c we're only "supplementing" not fully feeding...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:48 PM (tOcjL)

119
And conservative jurists will never wake the fuck up. We laugh and mock the leftwing retards on the SC. And rightfully so. But I wish we had judges on our side as actively conservative as they are liberal.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

At this point I don't care about principles and there cannot be two sets of rules and I'd love to see judicial activism from the right. We'll stop when they do and they drew first blood.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:49 PM (Cg3Gl)

120 ACB has been a naive handwringer for a very long time.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:49 PM (4bYb7)

121 You know my thoughts...if I was king, I'd either offer a specific box of food or have stamps that allow specific things with all junk disallowed as treats you can buy with your own money b/c we're only "supplementing" not fully feeding...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:48 PM (tOcjL)

Yes, and push it back to the states. Why do we need DC to steal our money to run its diabetes delivery vector?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:50 PM (l3YAf)

122 120 ACB has been a naive handwringer for a very long time.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:49 PM (4bYb7)

Yes.. Coney Island Barrett has been a big disappointment...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:50 PM (VE6XX)

123 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:49 PM (Cg3Gl)

Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:50 PM (guLpK)

124 SNAP should only allow the purchase of beans and rice.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 02:50 PM (YGRGv)

125 The Republicans must cave because I am starving because I do not get my $2000/mo SNAP Grift to buy Junk Food for me and my Obese children. I regularly eat 25,000 Calories a day and now down to only 10,000 a day and starving. My Obese children lost 10 lbs so far and this is all because Trump does not care like Chuck Schumer and Donkey Chompers for us bottom feeders/grifters.

I am desperate and at this rate I die in about 5 years for lack of Pork Rinds and Candy !!!!!!!


NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 02:51 PM (J9q9v)

126 SNAP should only allow the purchase of beans and rice.
Posted by: Archer

What about rice and beans?

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

127
GP:
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) objected twice to Senator John Kennedy’s (R-LA) proposals that would have blocked members of Congress from receiving pay during the ongoing government shutdown, legislation Kennedy says is necessary to make lawmakers feel the same pain as the Americans affected by Washington’s dysfunction.

Kennedy introduced his “No Shutdown Paychecks to Politicians Act”, calling for an immediate halt to congressional pay during the shutdown and the elimination of back pay once government funding is restored.

Kennedy argued that his proposal is both simple and fair, emphasizing that federal employees like air traffic controllers, military service members, and staffers are already suffering without pay. His bill, he said, would ensure lawmakers are not shielded from the same financial consequences.

Kennedy asked for unanimous consent to immediately pass his bill, but Rand Paul was quick to object.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 02:52 PM (TN0g+)

128 126 SNAP should only allow the purchase of beans and rice.
Posted by: Archer

I've been behind them in the grocery store and I can tell you they are not buying beans and rice...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

129 These Dem lawsuits and Dem judges obviously are cahoots. However these constant legal actions cost a lot of money. That's money that the Dems can't spend on campaigns. Keep throwing the cash away Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 07, 2025 02:52 PM (Sm0sq)

130 My favorite part about all the judge's whining about the "shadow docket" was the incredibly dishonest "we don't know what they mean!"

Yeah. You have to go to Harvard to be that stupid.

Here, in the real world, it's real easy:
1) you wrote a stupid opinion, ignoring law and precedent
2) you issued an illegal injunction
3) SCOTUS said, the injunction and opinion are wrong.
4) thus, whatever you wrote--the florid prose and thundering rhetoric, was WRONG.

All those years of education and all those years on the bench and now you're acting like second graders whining to the teacher that you can't understand why "school" isn't spelled "skewl."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (3SkHF)

131 I am desperate and at this rate I die in about 5 years for lack of Pork Rinds and Candy !!!!!!!

Actually, pork rinds are pretty healthy for "junk" food. No carbs or sugar, lots of protein.

Of course, if you're dippn' 'em in chocolate or 7 layer dip, then that's on you.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (/Kzto)

132 We're sitting right here.

Posted by: MREs at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (KQTRT)

133 >> At this point I don't care about principles..

If your principles cause you to lose every battle and enable people who hate your principles to win, then the principles suck and must be abandoned.

“Losing with honor” is dishonorable when your enemies have no honor.

Of course, “losing with honor” has been the GOP brand for nearly a century..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (l3YAf)

134 I find it hard to think that the Congress would suffer great harm if their paychecks were held up for while. Are most of them doing insider training anyway?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 02:54 PM (guLpK)

135 Judicial Reform Act of 2025

- dissolve the district and circuit courts
- establish new Federal courts with new, empty seats Trump can pack
- strip SCOTUS of their appellate jurisdiction
- drop SCOTUS to five seats
- send Kagan, Sotomayor, Jumanji and Roberts packing
- name Clarence Thomas Chief Justice
- restore Congress’ and the President’s authority over the Federal courts

A moron can dream..


Dude, if even half of that happen, i would have so much blood rush to my groin, I would blow out and probably die.

yeah, would be worth it.

Posted by: Nelly at November 07, 2025 02:54 PM (Nru0w)

136
I can't keep track of socks, much less urls. It's not bad advice, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

I started your video and you're so much younger than I thought and I feel old now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Cg3Gl)

137 What about rice and beans?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)


"FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

138 J6 pipe person described. Did we do this one yet?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (mlg/3)

139 136 I started your video and you're so much younger than I thought and I feel old now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Cg3Gl)

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I turn 12 soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

140
I started your video and you're so much younger than I thought and I feel old now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Cg3Gl)


He's got a while before he turns 29.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

141 In other legal news . . .

Jury finds vice principal responsible for ignoring repeated threats from 6-year-old who shot teacher and bragged about it
After he shot Zwerner in the chest, he said "I shot that b**ch dead."

https://is.gd/Gt5kFd

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He was wrong about that although she did suffer a collapsed lung and thought she was dead as she lost consciousness. The kid, however, had lost his conscience some time earlier.

They grow up so fast these days!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (L/fGl)

142 "What does it mean if the case is removed to a federal court? It could mean that the conviction just vanishes. It could mean the conviction never happened."

Very interesting question. I've never dealt with a removal to federal court that happened so late in the case that there was already a judgment. Usually, you remove to federal court immediately after the complaint (or indictment) is filed. Then the entire case proceeds in federal court.

At a minimum, if Trump gets to federal court, he'll at least have a federal judge to hear his post-judgment motions to vacate the convictions. But it would be the same corrupt hack who just got smacked down by the 2d Circuit. So I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

143 > Actually, pork rinds are pretty healthy for "junk" food. No carbs or sugar, lots of protein.
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What if you're prone to gout flair ups? Serious question. I figure it could go either way, but unlikely?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (NwnyJ)

144 138 J6 pipe person described. Did we do this one yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (mlg/3)

Yesterday sort of but we were waiting for confirmation of who it is

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

145 Of course, if you're dippn' 'em in chocolate or 7 layer dip, then that's on you.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (/Kzto)
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Leave my balls out of this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (IBQGV)

146 137 What about rice and beans?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)


"FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Too expensive - have you seen the price of the all beef hotdogs now?

Pork and beans.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tOcjL)

147 Yes, and push it back to the states. Why do we need DC to steal our money to run its diabetes delivery vector?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 07, 2025 02:50 PM (l3YAf)

Makes it easier for them to push more money to Big Pharma for GLP-1 drugs.

Posted by: Buy the fatties, then pay for the diet drugs at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

148 Meanwhile, Judge in Chicago is rewriting law, telling the Federal Government what LEGAL means they can and cannot use in case of a riot.

It's like the SNAP crap... where a Judge is telling the Executive Branch to do something not authorized in law, and in fact can be considered Misappropriation of funds.

Judges are out of control... and the Supremes seem to be unwilling to even SAY anything about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (mP0Kj)

149 I'm trying to think how I could spend 2 grand per month on groceries.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (4bYb7)

150 J6 pipe person described. Did we do this one yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (mlg/3)


We're still waiting on the "BOMBSHELLLLLLLL" that will blow this thing wide open and embarrass the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, but their waiting to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's or some such bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Anyone using a Meme Generator they like?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (46MnI)

152 I’m a principled, small-government libertarian. I don’t believe Americans should work without pay if they’re me.

Now pay up, tax donkeys!

Posted by: Senator Rand Paul at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (l3YAf)

153 *I started your video and you're so much younger than I thought and I feel old now.*


He was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Like Steve Martin at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (KQTRT)

154 149 I'm trying to think how I could spend 2 grand per month on groceries.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (4bYb7)

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2 liters of soda that you sell for 50% to pocket $1000.

Easy enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

155 Like the Judge who just recently ruled on what ICE/LE can do to protestors / illegals while conducting OPS. Apparently this Judge is the master over all LE operations, strategies, and tactics.
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2025 02:35 PM (oiNtH)
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Rare is the judge that doesn't think that something couldn't be improved by their own review or that of another judge.

This is why we have increasing encroachment of judges into non-judicial matters. And it is the original form of creeping government.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:57 PM (krQz2)

156 I find it hard to think that the Congress would suffer great harm if their paychecks were held up for while. Are most of them doing insider training anyway?
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Most are probably supporting their families and making mortgage payment off of their *grifting*. But I bet more than a few spend their congressional pay on escorts, side-chicks (and side-dudes), and wanton gambling. Taking that money away might hit them where it hurts.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 02:57 PM (TN0g+)

157 Of course, if you're dippn' 'em in chocolate or 7 layer dip, then that's on you.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 02:53 PM (/Kzto)
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Leave my balls out of this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (IBQGV)


Woah now...that's quite a lea........well, it's not really all that far of a leap, I guess......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

158 128 126 SNAP should only allow the purchase of beans and rice.
Posted by: Archer

I've been behind them in the grocery store and I can tell you they are not buying beans and rice...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

I've been behind them in the grocery store and you can't see around them.

Posted by: Wide. Very wide. at November 07, 2025 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

159 We're still waiting on the "BOMBSHELLLLLLLL" that will blow this thing wide open and embarrass the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, but their waiting to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's or some such bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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"It's ONE OF OUR OWN!!!" --- Somebody.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:58 PM (krQz2)

160 People............. Mary's Fat Ass from Brattleboro is starving because she cannot buy her junk food to fuel her Bulbus Fat Ass.

This all means that the 2 children of color in Brattleboro are starving and this not what Chocolate Jesus Obama and Big Mike wanted as they sit at is Martha Vineyards Mansion drinking French Champaign and eating Escargots !!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 02:58 PM (J9q9v)

161
Too expensive - have you seen the price of the all beef hotdogs now?

Pork and beans.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tOcjL)

They should have to trap and process their meat too. Rabbit and squirrels breed really fast.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (Cg3Gl)

162 J6 pipe person described. Did we do this one yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (mlg/3)


We're still waiting on the "BOMBSHELLLLLLLL" that will blow this thing wide open and embarrass the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, but their waiting to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's or some such bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female. Blade says male. She (and most others here) say female. Watch it be a tranny or very butch "female" dyke!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

163 Actually, pork rinds are pretty healthy for "junk" food. No carbs or sugar, lots of protein.
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I've seen a couple of videos lately that have mostly convinced me that popcorn is pretty decent for a snack (at least compared to the alternatives).

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (TN0g+)

164 If I had 2K a month to spend on groceries, I'd go to Publix and get me a fried chicken.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (/Kzto)

165 We would like to take this opportunity to present out new line of sandwiches. We call these the PP Subs© line. A wonderful, overflowing, succulent sub sandwich for non-lethal Personal Protection (PP Subs©.

You can eat it if you want. Or, you can sling it at someone threatening you. And, it's all perfectly legal. No registration, licensing, or permits required. Legal in all fifty states.

Posted by: Subway Sandwiches at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)

166 One of my favorite scenes in cinema is from Old School when the cab driver tells Luke Wilson's character to stop being such a faggot.

Posted by: mishdog at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (2rS44)

167 I don't see the resemblence.

@Breaking911 20m
RIP: James Watson, who helped discover the structure of DNA, dead at 97. -NYT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (mlg/3)

168 163 Actually, pork rinds are pretty healthy for "junk" food. No carbs or sugar, lots of protein.
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I've seen a couple of videos lately that have mostly convinced me that popcorn is pretty decent for a snack (at least compared to the alternatives).

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (TN0g+)

It is...as long as it comes freshly popped and mostly unadorned...I mean, white chocolate and caramel glazed popcorn, probably not...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (tOcjL)

169
There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female. Blade says male. She (and most others here) say female. Watch it be a tranny or very butch "female" dyke!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

I think it's a she too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (Cg3Gl)

170 I got a 39 cent a pound turkey today at Safeway... Apropos of nothing except SNAP people could live a long time on a 5/6 dollar turkey

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

171 There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

What are the terms of the bet?

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

172 >>> There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female. Blade says male. She (and most others here) say female. Watch it be a tranny or very butch "female" dyke!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


It was a capybara.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it was a capybara at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (3uBP9)

173 159 We're still waiting on the "BOMBSHELLLLLLLL" that will blow this thing wide open and embarrass the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, but their waiting to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's or some such bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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"It's ONE OF OUR OWN!!!" --- Somebody.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 02:58 PM (krQz2)

/Wink wink... nudge nudge..

Trust the Plan...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

174 SNAP should only allow the purchase of beans and rice.
Posted by: Archer

What about rice and beans?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
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You cannot eat them in that order!

Posted by: National Beans and Rice Regulatory Agency at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2)

175 Pipe bomber is a prancer.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (4bYb7)

176 It's a shehe!

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (g47mK)

177 I started your video and you're so much younger than I thought and I feel old now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Cg3Gl)

TJM, you have nice hands. Have you ever considered being a hand model?

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (l3YAf)

178 I'm trying to think how I could spend 2 grand per month on groceries.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM (4bYb7)

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We are a family of three adults, two of them obese, and we spend about $800 a month. So I don't get it either.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

179 177 TJM, you have nice hands. Have you ever considered being a hand model?

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (l3YAf)

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I use them to master the cups.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

180
I can't keep track of socks, much less urls. It's not bad advice, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
------

Anectdote. One day at work, long ago, having dressed on a dark winter morning, I thought 'Gee I hope that I put on matching socks'. Looked down...'Never mind the socks, dumbass, you have on mismatched shoes'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

181 I always find these legal labyrinths perplexing: the ins and outs of the proceedings, the layers of courts, the whole structure heavily garnished with political considerations and sometimes outright corruption. My own theory of the application of justice usually boils down to "Somebody get a rope!"

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (mADJX)

182 Actually, pork rinds are pretty healthy for "junk" food. No carbs or sugar, lots of protein.
---
And often, seed oils.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (krQz2)

183 167 I don't see the resemblence.

@Breaking911 20m
RIP: James Watson, who helped discover the structure of DNA, dead at 97. -NYT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (mlg/3)

Did he die of Covid complications?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)

184 I'm trying to think how I could spend 2 grand per month on groceries.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 02:56 PM

I was on SNAP during Covid when my contract was canceled due to budget cuts because reduced revenue. We got $800 a month for the two of us. I had about $2,400 left over after I started working again. It took me 8 months to use it all up. You can't refund it back.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (kanec)

185 There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

What are the terms of the bet?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
____

Loser has to power-wash JD Pritzker's asshole.

Nah, it's gentleman's bet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

186 There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female. Blade says male. She (and most others here) say female. Watch it be a tranny or very butch "female" dyke!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


Watching the initial fluff from Beck and the guy who's breaking the story, it's a female, according to her 'gait.'

We supposedly shall see, at some point, before we all die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

187 170 I got a 39 cent a pound turkey today at Safeway... Apropos of nothing except SNAP people could live a long time on a 5/6 dollar turkey

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

Yeah, that's on my possible dinners for next week if we keep going on this shutdown b/c I think Safeway owes me a freeb, anyway...and then I could get a cheapie, so save one for the holiday and make one.

Not looking forward to the work, but I might slum it in a crockpot as "weeknight turkey" and then just take the skin off in advance for use somewhere else...haven't done that before, but have with whole chicken, and small turkey and chicken should be close...if it fits...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (tOcjL)

188 181 I always find these legal labyrinths perplexing: the ins and outs of the proceedings, the layers of courts, the whole structure heavily garnished with political considerations and sometimes outright corruption. My own theory of the application of justice usually boils down to "Somebody get a rope!"
Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (mADJX)

And Beer for my Horses...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)

189 Pipe bomber is a prancer.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (4bYb7)


It was Billy Squier!

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it was Billy Squier at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (3uBP9)

190 *I use them to master the cups.*

You know about the sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (KQTRT)

191
pork rinds are to be dipped in french onion dip

this is known

(hidden valley ranch dip is an acceptable substitute)

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (tljrc)

192 We enjoy about 5 seconds/year of freedom without persecution under the legal system of this land.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 02:39 PM (3uBP9)


I saw this online today, in Argentina Federico Sturzenegger, the Minister of Deregulation and State Transformation (what DOGE was based on), has arranged with the National Institute of Viticulture to repeal 973 regulations over the production and sale of wine and "Leave behind decades of absurd bureaucracy in the wine sector"

I am surprised at the level of jealousy I hold for Argentina in this regard.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (rbvCR)

193 Lentils are cheap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM

My least favorite bean.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (jc0TO)

194 176 It's a shehe!
Posted by: runner

Herm

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (W2Pud)

195
Nah, it's gentleman's bet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx/)


Piper's a dude?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Lentils are cheap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 02:47 PM

My least favorite bean.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (jc0TO)
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They've sent me to the ER.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)

197 First!

Well, I coulda been, but I read the whole thing and my lips don't move that fast.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2025 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)

198 RIP James Watson. He was a real one. Never bowed to #woke unlike a lot of "closeted conservatives" in academia who talk a big anonymous game to Razib Khan in DMs.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 03:05 PM (gKWVE)

199 Lentils are cheap.


My least favorite bean.

Take that, Lentils!

--Lima beans, probably

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (JQE/n)

200 Pipe bomber is a prancer.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (4bYb7)


It was Billy Squier!
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I lol'd.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (TN0g+)

201 Piper's a dude?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

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You know very well that she's not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

202 There's a bet between The Blade and Piper over whether the shithead is male or female. Blade says male. She (and most others here) say female. Watch it be a tranny or very butch "female" dyke!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


Watching the initial fluff from Beck and the guy who's breaking the story, it's a female, according to her 'gait.'

We supposedly shall see, at some point, before we all die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

yea, but I watched the vids myself and think it's a dude. Or possibly a very butch woman. If it is a woman, it ain't no woman I would ever touch with a 39.5 foot pole.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

203 Pipe bomber is a prancer.
Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 03:01 PM (4bYb7)


It was Billy Squier!
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it was Billy Squier at November 07, 2025 03:03 PM (3uBP9)


He really should've sued his producer.

"You want me to do WHAT?!?"

"It's all the rage, man. All the kids really dig it. You'll skyrocket up the charts!"

*career /end*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

204 I use them to master the cups.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

Do you know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

205

Anectdote. One day at work, long ago, having dressed on a dark winter morning, I thought 'Gee I hope that I put on matching socks'. Looked down...'Never mind the socks, dumbass, you have on mismatched shoes'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I've done that.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (QVmho)

206 I think it's a she too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 03:00 PM (Cg3Gl)

_____________________________

I'd go so far as to suggest it was the individual was assistant director of the FBI's counterterrorism division at the time. And shortly after that received a promotion to National Security Branch as Executive Assistant Director.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

207 Try our new McLentils on the value menu!

Posted by: McDonald's at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (KQTRT)

208
I've done that.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (QVmho)


Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (VE6XX)

209 Nah, it's gentleman's bet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Whew, that's a relief. I was afraid that she was gonna make you drink 50 kale smoothies or do 3500 jumping jacks or something like that if you lost.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

210 =====

You know very well that she's not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (DRSnL)


Well, it IS 2025......and I do not have DIFINITIVE evidence........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Limas are food of the gods compared to lentils.

You know though, thinking about it, perhaps soy is my least favorite bean, with lentils a close second.

It's had to judge since I was living on both when life was at it's most difficult.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

212 I still think Mark Sanchez got some bad dope that night he went nuts. There's nothing in his background to suggest that he just routinely beat people up as a hobby when deciding to drink.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (TN0g+)

213 >>> I saw this online today, in Argentina Federico Sturzenegger, the Minister of Deregulation and State Transformation (what DOGE was based on), has arranged with the National Institute of Viticulture to repeal 973 regulations over the production and sale of wine and "Leave behind decades of absurd bureaucracy in the wine sector"

I am surprised at the level of jealousy I hold for Argentina in this regard.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:04 PM (rbvCR)


Well, Mellie took the judges to the woodshed early on and gave them a good spanking.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (3uBP9)

214 188 And Beer for my Horses... Romeo13

And whiskey for the men - and (tips his hat) for any ladies who may be participants.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (mADJX)

215 Try our new McLentils on the value menu!
Posted by: McDonald's at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (KQTRT)


I'm a huge fan of McGruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

216 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
Some stately pleasure orbs decree
Posted by: Bulg


This is about me, isn't it?
*winks*

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

217 @Sponge, Judge Hanen in Texas enjoined the expansion of DACA during the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (fqXci)

218 199 Lentils are cheap.


My least favorite bean.

Take that, Lentils!

--Lima beans, probably

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (JQE/n)

And yet, I love, love, love lentils in almost any jarred Indian sauce...easy dinner over rice with some added roasted veg...cheap, too...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (tOcjL)

219 If I got $2K a month from SNAPI would be eating steak, Lobster, Shrimp, Crab, etc every day .........

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (xl8DV)

220 Nah, it's gentleman's bet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Whew, that's a relief. I was afraid that she was gonna make you drink 50 kale smoothies or do 3500 jumping jacks or something like that if you lost.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
____

I'd rather power-wash that fat slob's asshole than drink kale smoothies ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

221 216 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
Some stately pleasure orbs decree
Posted by: Bulg


This is about me, isn't it?
*winks*

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

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Olivia Newton John in Xanadu > Sydney Sweeney in Madame Web

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

222
Got an e-mail from UC Berkeley. They say 5,000 students are not getting their SNAP benefits, and please contribute some money to alleviate the crisis. I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (d4X7t)

223 "It's all the rage, man. All the kids really dig it. You'll skyrocket up the charts!"

*career /end*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
---
"You suck one cock! ..."

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

224 I find it funny that people are acting like this was some "rogue" Fed that placed the pipe bomb. The "bomb" (which was nonfunctional) was put together inside the ATF lab on the order of whoever in the FBI was coordinating the J6 scheme (take your pick of the usual suspects) and then someone sufficiently loyal was chosen to carry it over.

The reason it's been buried so long is that publicizing it, and making it known that the time was set for the *exact time* the festivities over in front of Congress kicked off proves that there was a master schedule of events and times circulated amongst the agencies and all major players involved in setting J6 up. If even one link of that carefully constructed chain of denial and disinformation fails, it all fails.

Whoever gets identified is just a flunky, I wouldn't be surprised if she or he conveniently "commits suicide" within a very short time. They have knowledge that the plotters consider far too dangerous to reveal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (uWKK8)

225 I got a new highball glass. I wonder if that is deductible?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (lMjRz)

226 I lived on lentils and rice as a staple for a year or so. I got very bored of lentils and rice. The only benefit besides price is that it didn't require a day of soaking like dried beans.

If I had a couple grand a month I would eat steak once in a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (rbvCR)

227 My wife used to make a pretty good lentil soup. Put some onions, ham, or bacon in it and it's pretty tasty.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

228 As Dean Wormer said in Animal House.........

Fat, Dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life son....

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:09 PM (xl8DV)

229 Olivia Newton John in Xanadu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
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Reminds me of the theme song of Sliwa's faithful voters:

Hopelessly Voting for You.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)

230 226 If I had a couple grand a month I would eat steak once in a while at least every other day, when I got tired of filet mignon.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (rbvCR)

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FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

231 Mellie? wtf Milei

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:09 PM (3uBP9)

232
they're sayin' on the twits that it's a woman

capitol police officer who left the capitol police in June or July '21 to go work for...wait for it...

the eff bee eye

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 03:10 PM (tljrc)

233 209 Whew, that's a relief. I was afraid that she was gonna make you drink 50 kale smoothies ...Bulg

Yuck! I'd rather be disemboweled with a tent peg.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:10 PM (mADJX)

234
I'd go so far as to suggest it was the individual was assistant director of the FBI's counterterrorism division at the time. And shortly after that received a promotion to National Security Branch as Executive Assistant Director.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

Now I want to watch videos of her walking while wearing shoes that are too big for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 03:10 PM (Cg3Gl)

235
Olivia Newton John in Xanadu > Sydney Sweeney in Madame Web
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Olivia's album conver for "Come on Over" is pretty hot.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2025 03:10 PM (TN0g+)

236 they're sayin' on the twits that it's a woman
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It's always a woman.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2)

237 222
Got an e-mail from UC Berkeley. They say 5,000 students are not getting their SNAP benefits, and please contribute some money to alleviate the crisis. I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2025 03:08 PM (d4X7t)

Universities should never have kids on SNAP. They have dining halls with unlimited food that half gets tossed at the end of the day. Kids can take loans to cover meal plans.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (tOcjL)

238 I actually love lima beans.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

239 I'm a huge fan of McGruel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

In John Ringo's Last Centurion the emergency relief food passed out for food assistance by the government were privately called "Kulak-bars" because they were designed to be just edible

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

240 hew, that's a relief. I was afraid that she was gonna make you drink 50 kale smoothies ...Bulg

Yuck! I'd rather be disemboweled with a tent peg.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:10 PM (mADJX)

That's Vmom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (i24o9)

241 Lentils, if you want a fuckton of carbs with your protein.

Posted by: dagny at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ILGo9)

242 I'd go so far as to suggest it was the individual was assistant director of the FBI's counterterrorism division at the time. And shortly after that received a promotion to National Security Branch as Executive Assistant Director.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

If true I imagine they will say she was rogue....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (VE6XX)

243 238 I actually love lima beans.
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Butter Beans Better.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (jFCkp)

244
I actually love lima beans.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM

fistbump

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (tljrc)

245 they're sayin' on the twits that it's a woman
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It's always a woman.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2)


"We need to get out of the kitchen" they said.

"We need to be more than just housecleaning baby factories" they said.

LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

246 SS in a Xanadu remake? Roller skates, tube tops, jiggly, yes thank you.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (3uBP9)

247 Alvin Bragg needs his $5,00/month food stamps in order to maintain his Slobbish Fat Ass to file more stupid lawsuits against Trump...

Have a Heart people !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (J9q9v)

248 Butter Beans Better.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (jFCkp)


Loved butter beans when I was a kid.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I actually love lima beans.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

No wonder you're blackpilled. They are Satan's dingleberries.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:13 PM (i24o9)

250 I would love to run the interrogation. I would go full Zod with my threats.


'First off, you're going to die. We can get that out of the way first thing. But, there are quick deaths, and deaths that take weeks. Help us, and you can get the former, and a priest.'

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

251 227 My wife used to make a pretty good lentil soup. Put some onions, ham, or bacon in it and it's pretty tasty. - Bulg

Mrs. Paco makes a great lentil soup, too. It's a very "meaty" bean, and I especially like the soup during the winter.

And I'm fasting today, and now I'm going to be thinking of lentil soup until I go to bed (then I'll probably dream of it).

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:13 PM (mADJX)

252 I just posted on an old thread. Am I still here?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2025 03:14 PM (E6qWW)

253 Mellie? wtf Milei
Posted by: banana Dream

Thank you for the correction. I have never been anywhere near Argentina. But please refrain from using ungentlemanly language like "wtf."
-- Melanie Wilkes

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

254 238 I actually love lima beans.

Can't remember the last time I had them but I recall that I used to eat them as a kid without a fuss, unlike my brother and sister.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 07, 2025 03:14 PM (LxER7)

255 180
I can't keep track of socks, much less urls. It's not bad advice, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
------

Anectdote. One day at work, long ago, having dressed on a dark winter morning, I thought 'Gee I hope that I put on matching socks'. Looked down...'Never mind the socks, dumbass, you have on mismatched shoes'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------
Dude... that's hilarious

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 07, 2025 03:14 PM (VkY89)

256 Biden added a bunch DEI retards


the strunk and white suggests the proper wording is

"DEItards"

Posted by: n at November 07, 2025 03:14 PM (oOYEi)

257 Who found the DNC pipe bomb?

Karlin Younger

Who used to work as a program manager at the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). She was extensively interviewed.

And, (speculating here) is a likely suspect given her follow up interviews and background. But may also just be an attention whore.


Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (NwnyJ)

258 Can SS sing? That's the question, she could get some voice lessons but ONJ had some great pipes, it'd be hard to match that. I guess they'd have to compensate with incredibly risqué outfits. oh well

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (3uBP9)

259 If true I imagine they will say she was rogue....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (VE6XX)


_______________________

Except for the fact that (among others) you would have found Peter Strzok in that FBI Counterterrorism dept. as well.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (dIske)

260 When a judge's ruling is overturned they should chop off a finger or something, to encourage the others.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (LbMjz)

261 Lima beans make me gag. Can't stand the texture.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (PSEDc)

262 248 Butter Beans Better.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 03:12 PM (jFCkp)


Loved butter beans when I was a kid.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025
For a fat man Butterbean was quite a boxer.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k)

263 Can SS sing? That's the question, she could get some voice lessons but ONJ had some great pipes, it'd be hard to match that. I guess they'd have to compensate with incredibly risqué outfits. oh well
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (3uBP9)


Samantha Fox reincarnate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

264 For a fat man Butterbean was quite a boxer.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k)


That entered my head, but couldn't remember if he was Butterbean or Butterball.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

265 The craziest part about the clown judge's SNAP ruling is the part how offended he is that "for the first time in history" it'll not be paid.

yeah, fuckstick--that's what "not having the money" means.

But he's like, the obligation to give money to poor people for food is the 1st Amendment to the Constitution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (3SkHF)

266 250 I would love to run the interrogation. I would go full Zod with my threats."

I wouldn't make any threats, I'd go to the fun stuff right off the bat. Maybe ask a few questions after a day or two.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (uWKK8)

267 The evidence could be overwhelming. But unless there's a Goldfinger-level diagram, with a timer counting down to "Launch Fake Insurrection", Karen won't believe it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (aPYi5)

268 That's Vmom.

No comprendo, amigo.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (mADJX)

269 260 When a judge's ruling is overturned they should chop off a finger or something, to encourage the others.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (LbMjz)

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District judges should be 10 year appointments without ability to be reappointed to a district court anywhere in the nation once that term is up.

I also think state legislatures should have more direct say in the federal government, so a bare majority of state legislatures passing resolutions against district and circuit and appellate court judges should remove them instantly from the bench and exiled for 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

270 265 The craziest part about the clown judge's SNAP ruling is the part how offended he is that "for the first time in history" it'll not be paid.

yeah, fuckstick--that's what "not having the money" means.

But he's like, the obligation to give money to poor people for food is the 1st Amendment to the Constitution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (3SkHF)

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"Once in place, a welfare benefit is permanent, no matter what Congress does."
-it's a take

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

271 249 I actually love lima beans.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Mixed with corn, which magically turns it into SUCCOTASH. I like lima beans too.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:18 PM (dIske)

272 That's Vmom.

No comprendo, amigo.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (mADJX)

Stabby implements are her bag, not poison veggies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (i24o9)

273 I believe the 2d Circuit's remand of the case is to the federal district court in the Southern District of NY, not back to Merchan or state court. The federal district court judge now has to decide whether federal jurisdiction is proper after the SCOTUS immunity decision, such that the case must now be retried in federal court, not Merchan's court. Merchan doesn't have any say in this proceeding any more.

I apologize if this has been discussed above.

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (QSgQn)

274 Mixed with corn, which magically turns it into SUCCOTASH. I like lima beans too.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:18 PM

Don't you have to add tomatoes too for succotash?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (jc0TO)

275 Anectdote. One day at work, long ago, having dressed on a dark winter morning, I thought 'Gee I hope that I put on matching socks'. Looked down...'Never mind the socks, dumbass, you have on mismatched shoes'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I've told this story here before. At a company I used to work at, I sat next to this incredible smokeshow of a woman, probably the sexiest woman I've ever known IRL. One day she screamed in the breakroom. I and all the other red-blooded guys within earshot ran to the breakroom to rescue her from whatever. She was just standing there looking down at her feet. She had screamed because she had realized that her socks didn't match.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

276
Mixed with corn, which magically turns it into SUCCOTASH. I like lima beans too.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:18 PM (dIske)


"CORN?!? I don't remember eating any corn!"

- - - - - Heard From a Mall Bathroom

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

277 I love lima beans too. Down south they call them butter beans.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (hlNLQ)

278 OT: House is planning to be out next week, as previously scheduled. At least that's what I've seen locally, although not sure they got a Johnson quote for it.

Should make the rest of the day interesting for the Senate.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (tOcjL)

279 Don't you have to add tomatoes too for succotash?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (jc0TO)
__________________________

Only if you're a heathen.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (dIske)

280 What does it mean when a court appeal is reversed?
Reversal can occur when the decision of a court of appeal is that the judgment of a lower court was incorrect. The result of reversal is that the lower court which tried the case is instructed to vacate the original judgment and retry the case.

Right or wrong, idk.

We can't have one entire year in relative political peace. They'll never stop with Trump because they have nothing else to cover their multitude of sins, stupidity and grifting. And by 2026, they'll move strongly to tormenting Vance & Rubio.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (NFX2v)

281 She had screamed because she had realized that her socks didn't match.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)


"Take it off, hon. Take it all off......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Lima beans make me gag. Can't stand the texture.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:15 PM (PSEDc)
********
*shivers* they are nasty.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

283 Can SS sing?
Posted by: banana Dream


She does have great lungs.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

284 Olivia Newton John in the Seventies was a cultural figure that couldn't be in any way matched today. Taylor Swift maybe but I don't think she has the kind same kind of sway.

Posted by: Shani at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (NArba)

285 Republicans have written a strongly worded letter? I hope it started with the traditional salutation "Hey Asshoe" and ended with the usual "Go Fuck Yourself", or it probably doesn't qualify.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (aAsRy)

286 283 Can SS sing?
Posted by: banana Dream


She does have great lungs.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

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I'm just looking to invest in tracts of land.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

287 So SNAP cost 9 billion a month ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (VE6XX)

288 OT: Kaylee and Allie are crated up for their wacky, fun adventure this afternoon (trip to the vet for annual checkup).

Surprisingly easy to get them in there.

They don't like it, of course, but they'll calm down when they get to the vet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (IBQGV)

289 My Mom used to cook lima beans. I haven't had any for many, many years.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (kTd/k)

290 nood


bowser

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (3uBP9)

291 OT: House is planning to be out next week, as previously scheduled. At least that's what I've seen locally, although not sure they got a Johnson quote for it.

Should make the rest of the day interesting for the Senate.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:20 PM

They can pass the House version, or wait two weeks for a conference committee.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

292 Hmmm... seeing as how Judges are NOT supposed to be above the law? How about we PROSECUTE some of them when they go out of their way, to order OTHERS, to break the law?

Deprivation of Rights under Cover of Law. Conspiracy. Just in SNAP case Misappropriation of Government funds. Aiding and Abetting Illegals. Hell, Obstruction of Justice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (mP0Kj)

293 Alvin Bragg's fat black ass is very good at wasting the taxpayer's money on frivolous lawfare. The DOJ needs to investigate him, but they won't.

Posted by: Zombie Thurgood Marshall at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (R/m4+)

294 Nood DC Mayor

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (zjgNU)

295 287 So SNAP cost 9 billion a month ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (VE6XX)

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Yes.

Budget exploded over the last five years for some reason.

It was only $5 billion a month in 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

296 Welcome to Burger King Miss Largeass... May I take your order.....

I would like.. 50 Double Whopper Meals 15 large fries, 10 Apple pies, 5 Double Cheeseburgers, 50 deep fried chicken wings, 20 orders of fried onion rings, 17 fried chicken sandwiches, and a small diet Coke please ...

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (J9q9v)

297 Well, first round of leaf cleanup completed. Took three hours, and tomorrow the place will look as if I did nothing at all.

Not my favorite part about autumn.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (LxER7)

298 remove them instantly from the bench and exiled for 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

Reassigned to the 13th Circuit, which meets in the toilets at Thule Air Base and has jurisdiction over the same.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (l3YAf)

299 34 counts of the same charge.

Anyway this is the first time in history that' a person is on trial for being blackmailed and the blackmailer testified against the person they were blackmailing.

Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (EYmYM)

300 79 OT: Just got back from buying the produce loss leaders from Hmart...honestly, SNAP users should just be forced to shop the exterior of HMart - I came home with zero junk and over 30lbs of produce.

If you're in NoVa, beets, flat cabbage, and carrots are 59 cents/lb, non-green bell peppers are $1.49/lb, some form of baby choys are 99 cents/lb, green beans are $1.79/lb and okra is $1.99/lb...just a few of the great deals.

In case you aren't getting paid, but want to still eat healthy...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 02:40 PM (tOcjL)

Not on SNAP, not in VA, but the closest HMart to me is over an hour away and in a different state, so generally when I go there, I just get non-perishable junk (Tea, Thai Curry Paste, etc.)...

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (UnA8+)

301 > Whoa, that last sentence seems extremely injudicious. I mean, just waaayyy over-of-line. Why not try constructive criticism? Use words that help, not words that hurt.


While I don't speak legalese, I get the impression that this is a pretty serious bitch-slapping. I'm thinking that a direct translation to English would involve a few more "fucking idiots" and "beyotches", yes?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (qpyNK)

302 Can SS sing?
Posted by: banana Dream

She does have great lungs.
Posted by: Bulg
......

I'm sure she sings in the shower, but I better verify that in person.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

303 284 Olivia Newton John in the Seventies was a cultural figure that couldn't be in any way matched today. Taylor Swift maybe but I don't think she has the kind same kind of sway.
Posted by: Shani at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (NArba)

Yeah for a couple of years ONJ was everywhere - some big albums when everyone still listened to the same albums, movies like Grease, talk shows, whatever. No way can anyone today get close to that kind of exposure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (uWKK8)

304 Republicans show the Mr. Creosote Skit from Monty Python to show the average SNAP recipient...

Bring me a bucket please....

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (J9q9v)

305 Lima beans?

LOL. I am a yuge fan of cooking chickpeas (Garbanzo beans) from scratch. Great flavor.

So, I bought some dried lima beans and what the hay?

Totally delicious. They are called butter beans in the South, I am lead to understand.

Posted by: no one at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (W7XSX)

306 I have been surprised to learn how many of these judges were not born in this country. It seems to me a given that if you are to judge a culture, you must have grown up in that culture.

Posted by: Wenda at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (P26nm)

307 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just effortlessly destroyed a reporter resulting in Hungary’s PM asking President Trump if he could hire her.

TRUMP: “Please don’t leave us Karoline.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdv4z3f9

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

308 Just give them cardboard boxes of plain, wholesome food, sufficient for the week. Maybe they’ll actually feel some incentive to work!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (F7P5/)

309 The craziest part about the clown judge's SNAP ruling is the part how offended he is that "for the first time in history" it'll not be paid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 07, 2025 03:17 PM (3SkHF)
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I think the Dems in the Senate have a role in shutting down the government over a month for also "the first time in history".

I think that "first" has got something to do with this "first".

What a fucking dissembling con-man!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:31 PM (krQz2)

310 Left wing thinks the minority party has at least veto power over the executive branch actions AND can force the Executive branch to do stuff it wants to do.

All without legislation!

Like they are a King!

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (uDA/O)

311 If we shut down SNAP we could buy another Ford carrier every other month.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (lMjRz)

312 _____

yea, but I watched the vids myself and think it's a dude. Or possibly a very butch woman. If it is a woman, it ain't no woman I would ever touch with a 39.5 foot pole.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Hedging of bets not permitted at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (HGVuo)

313 Approximately 74,428 people were receiving SNAP benefits in Delaware County, PA

17 pantries in the County area and partnerships with over 100 pantries across the region. A Community Action Agency, the Foundation for Delco, websites or dial 211 for food assistance, emergency food services. Non-profit heaven! It's one f'ing PA county which just voted two D replacements (+ lawyer, union rep.) to the country council keeping the entire council Ds again!

It gets better! Had a 23% county tax increase in 2025. The Philadelphia Inquirer just released an article, "Delaware County taxes could increase 19% in 2026."

My township: Nine schools and 5,645 students. The district’s minority enrollment is 30%. Also, 35.8% of students are economically disadvantaged.

The local library set up a table for food donations & suggested dried beans, rice & other proteins, plus formula. Within a very few hours, a nicely dressed man with a fancy headset, a beautiful vehicle and obviously not originally of this country - but likely now in SW Philly - came with a box & took every bit of protein from the table & went back out & sat in the SUV waiting for more people to drop off donations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (NFX2v)

314 Really late to the game, but:

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (NcvvS)

315 HOW THE HELL DID I MISS SECOND CIRCUIT COURT OF REPEALS?

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 04:10 PM (NcvvS)

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