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DC Mayor Muriel Bowser Under Investigation for Bribery From Qatar

Ah, Qatar. The country that has bribed a quarter of our politicians, half of our comedians, and three-quarters of our social media influencers.

But at least they're not Jews!

Washington, DC Mayor Muriel Bowser is reportedly the target of a federal corruption investigation over a trip she took with members of staff that was paid for by Qatar.

People familiar with the matter told the New York Times that the inquiry is based on potential bribery or campaign finance law violations. The investigation has reportedly been underway for months, and is being handled by the US Attorney's Office in Washington.

Bowser's office said in a written statement, "This was a business trip. DC representatives regularly travel to promote Washington as a destination for investment and growth." The office said that those efforts have brought business to the city. "All proper paperwork for this standard donation is on file."

I know this might be shocking, but Bowser's "paperwork" lied about who paid for the junket. First she claimed a mayor's group paid, then, when that was proven false, she claimed the trip was paid for by the US Chamber of Commerce.

In fact, the bulk of the trip was paid for by Qatar. And the expenses were significant.


It was revealed that the mayors' group only paid a portion of the cost. The Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust filed an ethics complaint, which stated that Qatari officials in March sent a letter to the mayor's office showing that the country had paid over $61,000 for Bowser and her staff to come to Doha just before the UN conference.

Must have just been an accounting error.

That's not enough for a post.

This will top it off nicely: Grand jury issues subpoenas in John Brennan obstruction/perjury case.

Justice Department officials in Miami and Washington, D.C., are actively preparing to issue several grand jury subpoenas relating to an investigation into former CIA Director John Brennan, Fox News has learned.


Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:21 PM (zjgNU)

2 At this point, I'm really only surprised by politicians NOT being bribed by foreign powers.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (zjgNU)

3 Oh, hey, I guess I should nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:22 PM (zjgNU)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Brennan needs to swing...

from a lamppost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (NwnyJ)

6 and back

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (zjgNU)

7 Anyone who investigates bribes from Qatar is prima facie evil!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (hjhrA)

8 Honestly, all Democrat politicians are dirty.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

9 Justice Department officials in Miami and Washington, D.C., are actively preparing to issue several grand jury subpoenas relating to an investigation into former CIA Director John Brennan, Fox News has learned.
=================
set those words to music and it'll be My Song.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (aAsRy)

10 Should've never left the group.

Posted by: Sha Na Na at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (KQTRT)

11 Here we go. pic.twitter.com/vcckyboXgY

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 6, 2025


Calm down. We're not going anywhere......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

12 "Punishing people who did illegal things is just retribution and beneath conservative principles. Buying into every made up charge against Trump and demanding the party self-flagellate for becoming enamored of such a conman is conservative principles."
-Rich Lowry's morning mantra

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

13 I will be thrilled out of my mind to see Brennan perp walked...with his mean face in full glow.

Despise that ugly creature.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (MAl//)

14 I'm not sanguine on Brenan (or any DC swampdweller) ever facing justice on this earth.

Thankfully, eternal justice is waiting, but I'm not supposed to wish that on anyone.

So I'm trying really hard not to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (zjgNU)

15 Sigh

I've never been offered a bribe - but it would be nice to be asked every now and then.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (mADJX)

16 That wasn't a bribe! It was a dowry. We bought a primo herd of Bowser's favorite goats. Top notch stuff.

Posted by: Qatari Government at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (aAsRy)

17 I can't remember who it was, but someone on Matt Tiabbi's podcast had a great line: "I'm not saying John Brennan is guilty, but he has all the hallmarks of being guilty."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (bNf8H)

18 It's (D)ifferent when they're getting paid from the Aloha Snackbar.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (UnA8+)

19 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (KQTRT)

20 Anyone who investigates bribes from Qatar is prima facie evil!
Posted by: C. Tarlson at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (hjhrA)


Nice

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (zjgNU)

21 Ah, Qatar. The country that has bribed a quarter of our politicians, half of our comedians, and three-quarters of our social media influencers.

But at least they're not Jews!

But it's only a two-hour flight from Jews, so they're practically Jew-adjacent. Coincidence?

Posted by: I think not! at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

22 will be thrilled out of my mind to see Brennan perp walked...with his mean face in full glow.

Despise that ugly creature.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM

I want him buried up to his neck on Easter Island.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (jc0TO)

23 I will be thrilled out of my mind to see Brennan perp walked...with his mean face in full glow.

Despise that ugly creature.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (MAl//)


Remember when Comey was supposed to be perp walked and he wasn't ?

Yeah, it won't happen this time, either. Even IF he's brought to trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Muriel Bowser has better jeans than that fascist Sydney Sweeney!

Posted by: BlueSky at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (l3YAf)

25 I hate being Willowed so I'll leave this here to be read or not.

34 counts of the same charge.

Anyway this is the first time in history that' a person is on trial for being blackmailed and the blackmailer testified against the person they were blackmailing.

Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (EYmYM)

26 So she and Tucker have got the same paymaster now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (uWKK8)

27 The Mushroom kingdom will breathe a sigh of relief if Bowser could be locked up.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (5yDGQ)

28 If you want to cause terror in Washington, start prosecuting everyone who's violated the Foreign Agent Registration Act by failing to register as a foreign agent - you'd take out at least half the political class in DC.

You'd have to figure out a way of trying them outside of DC, of course, since a DC jury would immediately acquit all of them.

That's why Brennan is terrified - they're going to try him in Florida, and not in DC, where his acquittal would be certain.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (xTIDn)

29 Chris Plante likes to refer to him as "penitentiary face."

Posted by: And you can't unsee it at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (KQTRT)

30 Baksheesh is a part of their culture. Democrats I mean, not Arabs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

31 > Justice Department officials in Miami and Washington, D.C., are actively preparing to issue several grand jury subpoenas relating to an investigation into former CIA Director John Brennan,

Do we get to watch U.S. Marshals rooting through JohnnyBoi's underoo drawer and pulling out his hammer-and-sickle onesies?

Please say yes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (qpyNK)

32 23 Remember when Comey was supposed to be perp walked and he wasn't ?

Yeah, it won't happen this time, either. Even IF he's brought to trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Perp walk is an option by prosecutors. Charging someone like Comey in DC and perp walking him to embarrass him...in the middle of a place full of judges and potential jurors who will take the embarrassment as it is intended, will not help the efforts at actually prosecuting him in court.

So, they choose voluntary surrender instead.

Less theater, but probably better results. We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

33 Ah, Qatar. The country that has bribed a quarter of our politicians, half of our comedians, and three-quarters of our social media influencers.

But at least they're not Jews!

But it's only a two-hour flight from Jews, so they're practically Jew-adjacent. Coincidence?
Posted by: I think not! at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

Ironically, they are all Semitic.

So the most virulent anti-Semites happen to be a different flavor of Semite.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (zjgNU)

34 The Mayor should simply respond, "Hey, in my last job, everyone did it! And no one told me not to."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (aAsRy)

35 Honestly, all Democrat politicians are dirty.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:23

Also fake and gay.

Posted by: Shani at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (NArba)

36 Muriel Bowser looks like Joe The Cop from that hit TV show "That's My Mama".

Posted by: Reverend Brown at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (R/m4+)

37 I was satisfied Comey was indicted. I didn't need a perp walk.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (EYmYM)

38 Why do a lot of dem politicians have names that sound like they're the antagonist in an 80s Nintendo arcade game?

Left, right, up, up, Bowser throws bricks you have to doge, you jump over the reflecting pool, and then you finally get the victory scene with the princess.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (3uBP9)

39 Investigating Poor Innocent Mayoor of Color Bowser ???

RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (38587)

40 14 I'm not sanguine on Brenan (or any DC swampdweller) ever facing justice on this earth.

Thankfully, eternal justice is waiting, but I'm not supposed to wish that on anyone.

So I'm trying really hard not to. - Formerly Virginian

It's tough, but I bet if I could manage to forgive a toxic parasite like that, it ought to count for major time off in purgatory.

(Also a former Virginian).

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (mADJX)

41 Muriel Bowser has better jeans than that fascist Sydney Sweeney!
Posted by: BlueSky at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (l3YAf)


They make jeans that big?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

42 One of the worst things Britain ever did was develop oil production infrastructure in that region then let the barbarians keep it. One of the dumbest and most damaging geopolitical decisions of the 20th century IMHO.

Posted by: Let's give the headchoppers unlimited funds, what could go wrong at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

43 The "at least there not Jews" line is so on target. I don't get too down on the folks trying to influence things. It's good business. I have a yuge issue with the corrupt selling the country out.

Posted by: connected and litigious at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (s9EN2)

44 37 I was satisfied Comey was indicted. I didn't need a perp walk.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (EYmYM)

====

Probably the only place a 3am raid and perp walk of Comey wouldn't see blowback from judges and jurors would be rural Oklahoma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

45 Brennan was running the CIA when all of our spies in China were caught and executed, due to poor communications protocols.

He deserves to swing just for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (xTIDn)

46 9 Justice Department officials in Miami and Washington, D.C., are actively preparing to issue several grand jury subpoenas relating to an investigation into former CIA Director John Brennan, Fox News has learned.
=================
set those words to music and it'll be My Song.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (aAsRy)

/channels Elton

It's a little bit funny
That feeling inside
When the Evidence, can't really hideeee
Don't have much money, but boy if I did
I'd skip the country, and there we'd live.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (mP0Kj)

47 The stinky brown goo is finally going to make forceful contact with the rotating oscillator. Someone, hopefully many someones are going to have a shitty day.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (JNTt1)

48 The thing that bothers me most about Muriel Bowser is that an obviously incompetent half-wit is representing the US in Qatar. Not exactly putting the best foot forward.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (dIske)

49 They would sell their mothers for a appletini.

Posted by: no one at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (W7XSX)

50 Brennan is protected. No one in any power position is wanting to find out how he got the visas for the 9/11 tangos processed through his department.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:29 PM (rbvCR)

51 Willowed-

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just effortlessly destroyed a reporter resulting in Hungary’s PM asking President Trump if he could hire her.

TRUMP: “Please don’t leave us Karoline.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdv4z3f9

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (NpAcC)

52 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Muriel Bow Wow at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (KQTRT)

53 Ironically, they are all Semitic.

So the most virulent anti-Semites happen to be a different flavor of Semite.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

That's why I can't stand the term "anti-Semitic." "Semitic" has no meaning outside of linguistics. Just say "anti-Jew" or "Judeaphobe" or something.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

54 >>>But at least they're not Jews!

Were they supposed to be?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:31 PM (i24o9)

55 42 One of the worst things Britain ever did was develop oil production infrastructure in that region then let the barbarians keep it.
Posted by: Let's give the headchoppers unlimited funds, what could go wrong at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

Not just the Brits. The Saudi Aramco clusterfuck is on us.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:31 PM (qpyNK)

56 30 Baksheesh is a part of their culture. Democrats I mean, not Arabs.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

Heh. It is a common characteristic of third-world shitholes though. You want anything done by even the lowest public servant functionary in places like Mexico and West Africa, you're going to have to grease some palms.

Posted by: Dems love 3d world shithole behavior at November 07, 2025 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

57 That's why I can't stand the term "anti-Semitic." "Semitic" has no meaning outside of linguistics. Just say "anti-Jew" or "Judeaphobe" or something.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

Or bigot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (i24o9)

58 One of the worst things Britain ever did was develop oil production infrastructure in that region then let the barbarians keep it. One of the dumbest and most damaging geopolitical decisions of the 20th century IMHO.
Posted by: Let's give the headchoppers unlimited funds


Oh we did a lot of that, too. Standard Oil.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

59 51 Willowed-

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just effortlessly destroyed a reporter resulting in Hungary’s PM asking President Trump if he could hire her.

TRUMP: “Please don’t leave us Karoline.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdv4z3f9
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (NpAcC)

Classic Trump....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (mP0Kj)

60 Is it “ Cutter” or “ Gutter”?

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

61 Bowser sneaks a dog biscuit and gets caught with her paw in the biscuit jar.

Posted by: Woof Woofer Woofest at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (fKeBm)

62 >>>I've never been offered a bribe - but it would be nice to be asked every now and then.

Me either! And frankly, between you and me, I *am* for sale.

Qatar, please bribe me. Until you bribe me I will write about you bribing other people.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (1wjle)

63 Brennan's physiognomy always reminds me of one of those Easter Island heads (or an Olmec head, as a friend once suggested).

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (mADJX)

64 But, we're not bombing foreign nations for Qatar, not giving them billions each year, they host our largest base in the Middle East and just donated a plane...

Should their influence in American society be questioned and the Muslim Brotherhood, which they host, be designated as a terrorist group?

Exactly, but there is a bit of quid pro quo going on here...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (TGPs7)

65 TRUMP: “Please don’t leave us Karoline.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdv4z3f9
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (NpAcC)


I Love that she keeps putting it back in their faces that they don't cover ANYTHING that might put Trump in a positive light.

However, simply allowing them in the press room or near the president offends me greatly. It's a PRIVILEGE, not a right, you sniveling sacks of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

66 They are never going to announce the identity of the J6 bomber.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (Hucnr)

67 One of the worst things Britain ever did was develop oil production infrastructure in that region then let the barbarians keep it. One of the dumbest and most damaging geopolitical decisions of the 20th century IMHO.
Posted by: Let's give the headchoppers unlimited funds, what could go wrong at November 07, 2025 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

The Brits started developing oil production in Iran to modernize the fleet like the American navy did, in about 1905. US had Standard Oil and the Brits were hoping the Iranian fields would equal the production. Which it didn't for a very long time. However it was considered essential to meet any threat on the seas. In many ways the fight against the Turks came out of that same need for oil, and the Arab revolt was in part engineered for the same end.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (rbvCR)

68 42 One of the worst things Britain ever did was develop oil production infrastructure in that region then let the barbarians keep it.

yeah!!

Posted by: J Paul Getty at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (8uzBS)

69 I know this might be shocking, but Bowser's "paperwork" lied about who paid for the junket.
---
I am SHOCKED about my lack of being shocked by that...

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)

70 That's why I can't stand the term "anti-Semitic." "Semitic" has no meaning outside of linguistics. Just say "anti-Jew" or "Judeaphobe" or something.

I prefer "Jew-hater".

The term "anti-Semite" was invented in Germany in the 19th Century, when there were quite a few Jews in Germany, and no Arabs.

It was never intended to apply to Arabs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (xTIDn)

71 Me either! And frankly, between you and me, I *am* for sale.

Qatar, please bribe me. Until you bribe me I will write about you bribing other people.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (1wjle)


At least we'll know when, if it happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Mayor Muriel Bowser is probably the best Democrat mayor we could hope for in DC.

She has been cooperating with Trump and Judge Jeanine.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (NpAcC)

73 Bowser, what an unfortunate name that she totally deserves.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (fGmWu)

74 Not just the Brits. The Saudi Aramco clusterfuck is on us.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:31 PM (qpyNK)

You're not wrong. But I just felt like slagging the Limeys at that particular moment.

Posted by: Let's give the Muslim supremacists ALL THE OILS!!! at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (TbWk/)

75 > 60 Is it “ Cutter” or “ Gutter”?
Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

I think it's approximately the same sound as found in German "ach" or Scottish "loch".

Imagine trying to dislodge a fish bone caught in your throat and you won't be far wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (qpyNK)

76 Hey, it's DC, breaking the law is just par for the course.
What a hell hole.

Posted by: Case at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (9HFDU)

77 60 Is it “ Cutter” or “ Gutter”?
Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

I always say “cutter” though it could be “gutter”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (sVOFR)

78 Should their influence in American society be questioned and the Muslim Brotherhood, which they host, be designated as a terrorist group?


Questioned ... with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

79 >>>I've never been offered a bribe - but it would be nice to be asked every now and then.

Me either! And frankly, between you and me, I *am* for sale.

Qatar, please bribe me. Until you bribe me I will write about you bribing other people.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (1wjle)

How do you look in a G string. Asking for Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:34 PM (i24o9)

80 This was a business trip.

They misspelled junket.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (2WIwB)

81 I know this might be shocking, but Bowser's "paperwork" lied about who paid for the junket.
---


And she REPEATEDLY lied about it.

It was the city that paid.....it was the CoC that paid it......It was my uncle's brother's friend's grandmother that paid it......

Nothing will happen here either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Is it “ Cutter” or “ Gutter”?
Posted by: tubal

I've heard it's "gutter" in Arabic. But Qataris that know English prefer that we call it "cutter" or even "kuh-TAR," for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

83 I always say Ku-tar, like some stringed instrument.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

84 Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just effortlessly destroyed a reporter resulting in Hungary’s PM asking President Trump if he could hire her.

TRUMP: “Please don’t leave us Karoline.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdv4z3f9
Posted by: redridinghood
.......

lol
That's my president.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

85 Cutter is a mosquito spray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Qatar has done more to defend DC than anyone else! They don't need to do that ! They are too rich to care! They are only investing in a quarter of our politicians, half of our comedians, and three-quarters of our social media influencers to be nice ! Well, anyway anti-Qatar propaganda is distressing...


Posted by: Tucker Carlson at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (g47mK)

87 Schumer told Republicans he wanted a one year extension of the Obamacare subsidies added to the CR. He also wanted a commission to negotiate the final deal, which would steal that power from the Republican committee working on healthcare.

Republicans, to their credit, just told Schumer to stuff it. That’s probably because voters were ready to light them up earlier today after the rumors.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (WSTFK)

88 Thanks. I’ll just say Muzzies, for simplicities sake.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

89 Did they build Mayor Bowser a castle?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (6U1c2)

90 Further proof how jooish influence pervades the government at all levels.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (LbMjz)

91 87 Schumer told Republicans he wanted a one year extension of the Obamacare subsidies added to the CR. He also wanted a commission to negotiate the final deal, which would steal that power from the Republican committee working on healthcare.

Republicans, to their credit, just told Schumer to stuff it. That’s probably because voters were ready to light them up earlier today after the rumors.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:36 PM (WSTFK)

=====

December 1, all furloughed federal workers are permanently fired.

600,000-700,000 people.

I'm sure they'll be happy to sacrifice their jobs for more ACA benefit subsidies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

92 37 I was satisfied Comey was indicted. I didn't need a perp walk. - the way I see it

At first I wanted to see him perp-walked, but then I figured, "hell, he'll probably sashay like Tim Walz", so, in retrospect, I'm sort of relieved.

Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (mADJX)

93 Remember when Comey was supposed to be perp walked and he wasn't ?

Yeah, it won't happen this time, either. Even IF he's brought to trial.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

You are probably correct.

I need to go plant some spring bulbs I have procrastinated for two weeks. With each stab of the soil I will cast evil intent on the enemies of Trump, and this one will be at the top of the list. With Comey and the Clintoons and their tertiary syphilis.

I will probably think of a few more to stab with the trowel and enjoy the autumn colors.

Winter was here, now fall again for a week. Then, I hope, snow to blanket my bulbs. I have planted probably close to a thousand in ten years. I keep saying no more then order more like a nitwit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (MAl//)

94 Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (iOWAS)

95 Missing it by 93 postings.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (uDA/O)

96 90 Further proof how jooish influence pervades the government at all levels.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (LbMjz)

=====

My video attacking French filmmakers from the 40s and 50s was paid for by AIPAC.

$8,000, baby!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

97 I Love that she keeps putting it back in their faces that they don't cover ANYTHING that might put Trump in a positive light.

However, simply allowing them in the press room or near the president offends me greatly. It's a PRIVILEGE, not a right, you sniveling sacks of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
******
She's been fantastic.
Kayleigh was too.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (NpAcC)

98 90 Further proof how jooish influence pervades the government at all levels.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (LbMjz)

They’re EVERYWHERE!!! Fuentes has the Sadz.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

99 That's why I can't stand the term "anti-Semitic." "Semitic" has no meaning outside of linguistics. Just say "anti-Jew" or "Judeaphobe" or something.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
---
You went to war against Arabs and Muzzies. You didn't have nasty social exchanges with them. Thus since Jews were the nearest Semites you could have a daily semi-social interaction with, it makes sense that bigotry against them in Europe might be called "anti-Semitic".

However, it no longer makes sense. Like the cloture vote and the political convention "Right"--or adopting the Marx-coined term "Capitalism", for that matter.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

100 I've heard it's "gutter" in Arabic. But Qataris that know English prefer that we call it "cutter" or even "kuh-TAR," for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

I have been told it depends on what regional accent you have. In Qatar it is "cuttr" and elsewhere it is closer to KAT-tar"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

101 > Mayor Bowser

That guy from Sha-na-na?

I had no idea he'd had a sex and race change.

You go, gurl!


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:38 PM (qpyNK)

102 Posted by: C. Tarlson at November 07, 2025 03:23 PM (hjhrA)

I thought your last name qataralson? Should I update my guidebood?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (89Sog)

103 like Toby said...Ku-tar'

Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (8uzBS)

104 What, no debate on how to pronounce Qatar?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (EYmYM)

105 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at November 07, 2025 03:25 PM (KQTRT)

I'd love to still ride that train, but stuff is happening.
Will that stuff ever become what any of us would consider consequences? I still doubt it, but things are kinda sorta starting to happen.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Hx0tZ)

106 Florida grand jury.
Wow we might have a whack at that assho.
He will contest venue in Washington DC.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (uDA/O)

107 90 Further proof how jooish influence pervades the government at all levels.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (LbMjz)

No (((smol))) cap!

Posted by: Kippah-ed herring at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

108 Why isn't phonetic spelled fonetically?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (jc0TO)

109 The only thing that will be shocking to me is if any democrat anywhere cares.

Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (Wmg4n)

110 300!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)

111 Are we finally going to get a frog march at 3 AM?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

112 Bowser can't get her mind out of the Qatar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

113 Me either! And frankly, between you and me, I *am* for sale.

Qatar, please bribe me. Until you bribe me I will write about you bribing other people.
Posted by: ace

You want: Big bucks from Qater.
You'll settle for: Great doner kebab from Turkey.
You'll get: Free bus passes from the City of Hamtramck.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

114 What, no debate on how to pronounce Qatar?
Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (EYmYM)
****
Try blazing hot shit hole with oil wells.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (uDA/O)

115 110 300!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)

Hah!
::: golf clap :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

116 60 Is it “ Cutter” or “ Gutter”?

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:32 PM (PCK5/)


The Cutter.

https://youtu.be/3fKwo8qlkJE

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (i24o9)

117 111 Are we finally going to get a frog march at 3 AM?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

Are the French involved too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

118
It's pronounced Twat-tar.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (krQz2)

119 al quds is pronounced al cups.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (zzXla)

120 Afternoon.

At some point we as a country will have to seriously consider giving countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia a good schlonging.

Do we ever see the UAE get into shenanigans or are they just happy making money?

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (pNNfr)

121 What was Qatar hoping to get from DC Mayor Muriel Bowser? What makes her bribe-worthy for a foreign government?

Posted by: No Name Today at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (8mulE)

122 Learn how to play a Quatar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (lMjRz)

123 like Toby said...Ku-tar'
Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (8uzBS)


KEY-tar!!!!

*wails out a jam*

Posted by: 80's Keytar Player at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

124 dammit.al cuds

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (zzXla)

125 > Try blazing hot shit hole with oil wells.
Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (uDA/O)

And whores. Don't forget the whores...human, goat, and camel.

Qatar is where the Arabs go to do all the things the mullahs won't let them do at home.

Think Las Vegas, but with more livestock involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (qpyNK)

126 What, no debate on how to pronounce Qatar?
Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:39 PM (EYmYM)

Kwa-Tar.

As long as the "educated class" insist on calling it "cutter", I'll insist on anything else.

Waiter, I'll have the phonetically pronounced filet mignon, well done please.

Posted by: OneEyedJack plays a human bag of sand in the social lubricant at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (Hx0tZ)

127 al quds is pronounced al cups.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2025 03:41 PM (zzXla)
---
Do you know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (krQz2)

128 December 1, all furloughed federal workers are permanently fired.

600,000-700,000 people.

I'm sure they'll be happy to sacrifice their jobs for more ACA benefit subsidies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

***

I'm going to have to think on this and war-game it a bit. It's not an EMP event, but I can easily see the shooting starting on Dec 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (2WIwB)

129

110 300!
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)


m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

130 OT:

30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (rbvCR)

131 118
It's pronounced Twat-tar.
Posted by: Axeman

Whaaa?

Posted by: Djibouti at November 07, 2025 03:43 PM (CzhWp)

132 80's Keytar

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:43 PM (3uBP9)

133 Djibouti Yo Mama!!

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

134 They have balls at their bowling allies in Quatar. But the Quataries haven't learned how to bowl that well.

Too many Quatar balls.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (krQz2)

135 Shake shake shake, shake your Djibouti.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (lMjRz)

136 128
I'm going to have to think on this and war-game it a bit. It's not an EMP event, but I can easily see the shooting starting on Dec 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (2WIwB)

=====

A few hundred thousand scriveners denied their sinecures are very dangerous.

But, I'm tired of being ruled by them. If civil war is required to end their rule, then civil war is better than having a permanent Mandarin class, and civil war will be very, very bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

137 Oooh- Miami- the cheese gets binding!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (hlNLQ)

138 > Do you know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (krQz2)

No, but I hear there are two girls and one cup.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (qpyNK)

139 131 118
It's pronounced Twat-tar.
Posted by: Axeman

Whaaa?

Posted by: Djibouti at November 07, 2025 03:43 PM (CzhWp)

Shake shake shake,
shake shake shake,
Shake Djibouti! Shake Djibouti!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

140 Wait a minute are you telling me Obamacare did not in fact fix healthcare costs?

But President Obama (PBUH) told me it would cut everyone's premiums by 3000%!?!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

141 Axeman damn autocorrect beat me. Cuds and I know about cattle!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (zzXla)

142 80's Keytar
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:43 PM (3uBP9)


Very funny, Amy Schumer.

Posted by: 80's Keytar Player at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

143 In fact, the bulk of the trip was paid for by Qatar. And the expenses were significant.
------------

Significant? like "Free 747-800 AF1" significant?

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

144 I thought Qatar was that thing on Fetterman's neck.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

145 110 300!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)


m hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
---
I called it first, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (krQz2)

146 Yes. For the last time. I know about the cups.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (KQTRT)

147 See 135.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (lMjRz)

148 We have a delicate relationship with Qatar, but this most their fault. It’s Bowser’s and they were very upfront when asked for the information.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (WSTFK)

149 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2025 03:33 PM (TGPs7)

Hey dummy... Plot twist: Iran has been attacking US civilian and military personnel since the late 1970's. There need be NO EXCUSE given for taking out any of their nuclear weapons labs or any Islamic Revolutionary Guard forces, and the Israelis really don't need the help.

Posted by: front toward enemy at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (TIizU)

150 OT:

30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports.

==

*looks across horizon with palm shielding eyes*

Is that an actual GOP spine I'm seeing?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (qBdHI)

151
No, but I hear there are two girls and one cup.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (qpyNK)


Made my brother dry heave, that did, when he saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

152 140 Wait a minute are you telling me Obamacare did not in fact fix healthcare costs?

But President Obama (PBUH) told me it would cut everyone's premiums by 3000%!?!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

======

"We must fix healthcare!"

"Okay, repeal the ACA!"

"But the ACA fixed healthcare! Why would you want to repeal it?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

153 Do we ever see the UAE get into shenanigans or are they just happy making money?
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus


Sheikh Mo of Dubai is too busy putting up wacky architecture and trying to win the Triple Crown with his horsies. He ain't got time for blowin' shit up.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

154 Shake shake shake, shake your Djibouti.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (lMjRz)

*Frank Zappa has entered the chat*

https://youtu.be/RiEwBWWQcj8

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (pNNfr)

155 Standing on the clean CR is such an obvious good political play for the GOP that I am shocked they haven't given in yet...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

156 Forgot to add I will stab the ground thinking of that faggot with his toupee, Nick Fuentes.

Of course all these evil thoughts of evil people might blight the bulbs. So I will add good thoughts for them, but the soil is fixin' to take a beating.

Maybe then I will feel a bit better at Friday wine-o'clock. Need to sit on the deck one more time and enjoy the view.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (MAl//)

157 Tin Cup comes with a shot cup?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (lMjRz)

158 Djibouti, one of my favorite Led Zeppelin tunes.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (krQz2)

159 "Nobody looks cool playing the keytar."

- Dave Mustaine

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (PSEDc)

160 > Made my brother dry heave, that did, when he saw it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz

I believe it.

Morons: don't do a web search for that at work, or if you're easily grossed out.

You have been warned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (qpyNK)

161 Maybe Bowser has a secret hidden conjoined twin that tells her to do everything by the name of Quato.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (3uBP9)

162 Qatar bribed(paid) an intelligence firm in london to dig up dirt on the woman who accused the hideous ICC prosecutor Karim Khan of sexual abuse. "The operation was led by Highgate, a self-described "strategic advisory firm" that assists in managing "high-stakes issues." Highgate sought to uncover any connections between the woman, her family, and Israel. "
(it was at the Guardian, but I cannot find the link).

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (g47mK)

163 150 *looks across horizon with palm shielding eyes*

Is that an actual GOP spine I'm seeing?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (qBdHI)

======

Johnson has the easiest job of keeping the House in recess while insulting Democrats in front of cameras.

Thune has Vance kicking him in the ass everyday to stay on course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

164 How do I get on Qatar's payroll?

I'll sell out 3/4's of Canada happily.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (Sco7b)

165 OT- the retired newspaper editor, Don Surber, says "Don't be blue about blue Tuesday" I enjoy his thoughts and the essay cheered me:

https://tinyurl.com/scaxywd8



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (iOWAS)

166 The Scriveners and Their Sinecures is a classic holiday romp popular with high school theater groups nationwide.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (KQTRT)

167 >> Is that an actual GOP spine I'm seeing?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (qBdHI)

No. Earlier today it was being reported that Republicans in the senate were going to give Democrats everything they wanted. People started lighting up the phones like a Christmas Tree and a lot of online media started to asking about betrayal.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (WSTFK)

168 155 Standing on the clean CR is such an obvious good political play for the GOP that I am shocked they haven't given in yet...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

=====

They are in the position that Democrats were in 2013. They just don't have the media supporting them.

So, the story of polls ends up being: partisan breakdown, partisans largely supporting their own side.

Compare them to the 2013 polls where the GOP was very easily getting majority blame consistently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

169 People in the 60s: Imagine a future where there was a computer system where people could access all of the knowledge in the world? I can't imagine what amazing things they'd come up with!

A future where there is a computer system where people could access all of the knowledge in the world: Hey how about we make 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

170 164 How do I get on Qatar's payroll?

I'll sell out 3/4's of Canada happily.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (Sco7b)

How much is owned by the Chicoms?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

171 I think I would laugh hysterically if it turned out Trump asked the Qataris "see if you can bribe some Dems"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (Sm0sq)

172 I thought Qatar was that thing on Fetterman's neck.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 03:44 PM (UjdFS)
---
That's Kuato.

(I really hate that the Rick n' Morty episode, now makes everybody thing Kuato references are a riff on Rick n' Morty.)

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

173 "This was a business trip. DC representatives regularly travel to promote Washington as a destination for investment and growth."

Yep. Just look at all the steelworks, automobile assembly plants, and space rocket launch towers which currently crowd the D.C. skyline.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (TVOOe)

174 December 1, all furloughed federal workers are permanently fired.

600,000-700,000 people.


If this rolls into Thanksgiving, President will need to address the nation. The howling from the dems and the lies from the media are going to bury the truth. He needs to let the American people the facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (2WIwB)

175 157 Tin Cup comes with a shot cup?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:46 PM (lMjRz)

=====

Little metal cup, yeah.

It's an affectation, but it's neat. I have 2 or 3 of them.

It's not great bourbon, but for the price it's pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

176 Do we still get the good quarter of Canada?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (lMjRz)

177 130 OT:

30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:42 PM (rbvCR)

A miracle! Yes, I am still procrastinating gardening. Soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:49 PM (MAl//)

178 176 Do we still get the good quarter of Canada?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (lMjRz)

That's loonie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:49 PM (ynpvh)

179 IIRC, the very last episode of MST3K, Dr. Pearl Forrester was going to become dictator of Qatar so she could get those people some "u's."

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

180 Dubai's leader has said he wants to create a state that has a booming economy without oil reserves.

He's certainly getting some of what he wants.

And blowing up infidels certainly isn't going to help with his wishes.

On a side note why the hell is "Dubai Chocolate" so expensive. Yes yes quality ingredients but is pistachio paste that expensive?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

181 How much is owned by the Chicoms?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

Tons.

Maybe I should try to get in good with China like most of our politicians.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:50 PM (Sco7b)

182 I'll sell out 3/4's of Canada happily.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (Sco7b)

They'll have to fight the Chinese for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 03:50 PM (npFr7)

183 I'll sell out 3/4's of Canada happily.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:47 PM (Sco7b

Maybe you could sell out the most odious provinces and not the more conservative ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (B+8Pw)

184 The didn’t cave? It’s a Festivus miracle

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (3qp0C)

185 What about us?

Posted by: Greenland at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (KQTRT)

186 If ace gets bribed, I hope he posts like a NASCAR driver in a tv interview: Yeah, the Q8, Sunoco blog is really runnin’ good today on them Microsoft pixels, but dang it’s hot so I stayed fresh with some PepsiCo Powerade Ultra Zerosugar,

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (hlNLQ)

187 184 The didn’t cave?

Yet....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (VE6XX)

188 Maybe you could sell out the most odious provinces and not the more conservative ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (B+8Pw)

That would be the plan.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

189 >>> A future where there is a computer system where people could access all of the knowledge in the world: Hey how about we make 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

And there was tub girl and lemon party and many more and I know of these things against my will and specifically because website admins would change links if they saw someone posting images straight off their server domain, because I guess bandwidth cost huge amounts back then. So on a place like freerepublic someone would post a picture of cute puppy dogs and five minutes later it would be some horrific thing.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

190 I remember when Thune was going to cave before the shutdown even started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

191 That's Kuato.

(I really hate that the Rick n' Morty episode, now makes everybody thing Kuato references are a riff on Rick n' Morty.)
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

Well, since I ain't seen any Rick n Morty, so I still understand the true reference.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (PSEDc)

192 James Watson es muerto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

193 I had never heard of Dubai chocolate until this summer then it was everywhere. $20 for a chocolate bar? No thanks.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (3qp0C)

194 Hey dummy... Plot twist: Iran has been attacking US civilian and military personnel since the late 1970's. There need be NO EXCUSE given for taking out any of their nuclear weapons labs or any Islamic Revolutionary Guard forces, and the Israelis really don't need the help.
Posted by: front toward enemy at November 07, 2025 03:45 PM (TIizU)

Did you ever wonder why Hillary wound up crashing her plane in Iran when she was going from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

195 30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports.

==

*looks across horizon with palm shielding eyes*

Is that an actual GOP spine I'm seeing?

Can't be.
*lights up blowtorch in preparation of hairbeque*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (Riz8t)

196 If ace gets bribed, I hope he posts like a NASCAR driver in a tv interview: Yeah, the Q8, Sunoco blog is really runnin’ good today on them Microsoft pixels, but dang it’s hot so I stayed fresh with some PepsiCo Powerade Ultra Zerosugar,

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (hlNLQ)

lol

That should be mandatory for Congressweasels.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (i24o9)

197 If ace gets bribed, I hope he posts like a NASCAR driver in a tv interview: Yeah, the Q8, Sunoco blog is really runnin’ good today on them Microsoft pixels, but dang it’s hot so I stayed fresh with some PepsiCo Powerade Ultra Zerosugar,
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (hlNLQ)


Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

198 300!!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (krQz2)

199 > And there was tub girl and lemon party and many more and I know of these things against my will

Don't forget goatse.cx, which I'm pretty sure invented the whole genre.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

200 This is no cave.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (lMjRz)

201 I once went out to a place by Bear Lake in Grand Prairie. I swear that most of North America could be somehow wiped off the map and they wouldn’t know it- or care.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (WSTFK)

202 OT: I was thinking more about Tucker and his kid, and how his kid now works for Vance.

And I was thinking about how the guy who tried to stab Hegsgeth in the back and failed early this term was one of his best friends.

And I've got the boys reading Julius Caesar, which I think is way better that most of Shakespeare's tragedies (it's SO timely, so on point, and so clear in the writing with some of the best lines), and how the conspiracy recruits the best friend to be the ultimate back stabber, not some rando...

And 2028 is not far off and JD is popular. How do you take him down, but by placing someone close who ultimately pulls a Hegsgeth plot (yeah, I'm not saying they are going full Caesar) in 2027 to remove JD from serious consideration...

It's like the more things change in politics, the more they stay the same...

Or maybe not...Just food for thought...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (tOcjL)

203 "30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports."

This can't be correct. I keep reading comments here stating the repubs have caved.

Quit lying bloomberg, quit lying!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (89Sog)

204 Temporary govt spending doesn’t exist. Once enacted it’s here for infinity.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (3qp0C)

205 Well, since I ain't seen any Rick n Morty, so I still understand the true reference.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (PSEDc)


*fistbump*


Stopped watching Adult Swim a LOOOONNNNG time ago.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Then, if your sponsor-laden speech goes past 10 seconds of sponsors, you get evaporated by space lasers, and we all act as if nothing happened, continuing the conversation as normal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2025 03:53 PM (i24o9)

207 A miracle! Yes, I am still procrastinating gardening. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 03:49 PM (MAl//)

If you wait too much longer you will need to use and ice axe

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (rbvCR)

208 Do we still get the good quarter of Canada?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:48 PM (lMjRz)

Is that the part with the people or the part without people?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (Hx0tZ)

209 December 1, all furloughed federal workers are permanently fired.

600,000-700,000 people.


If this rolls into Thanksgiving, President will need to address the nation. The howling from the dems and the lies from the media are going to bury the truth. He needs to let the American people the facts.

Trump: So unfortunately because the Democrats in the Senate refuse to fund the government we are going to have to have lay offs. Yes just like people in the private sector have been having for decades. I called up Senator Schumer and told him, buddy, you don't want to do this, these are your people and he told me some waitress in NY has him by the balls. I don't know about this guy.

So then I said Chuck, you are going to get them fired. And then you aren't going to give them SNAP either? And he told me he needed a little leverage. Now, I get leverage, sometimes you need a little strength to get a loan or something, but I told him, you are really going to throw people, your people, out in the cold? And you know what? He said they could come by his place for a fresh, but not too hot, cheeseburger.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

210 195 30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports.

==

*looks across horizon with palm shielding eyes*

Is that an actual GOP spine I'm seeing?

Can't be.
*lights up blowtorch in preparation of hairbeque*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (Riz8t)

It helps the House wouldn't vote on it for 10 days, even if passed...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (tOcjL)

211 >>> Don't forget goatse.cx, which I'm pretty sure invented the whole genre.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

yes, my brain thankfully forgot about that one. The internet was a mistake.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (3uBP9)

212 Wait, there's straight pron I HAVEN'T seen?

Impressive!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

213 192 James Watson es muerto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

was 97. Long life. Must've had good DNA.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

214 "30 minutes after Democrats offered to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend pandemic-era (temporary) Obamacare enhancements, Republicans rejected it outright - with one senior Senate GOP aide saying it's 'dead on arrival,' Bloomberg reports."

This can't be correct. I keep reading comments here stating the repubs have caved.

Quit lying bloomberg, quit lying!

*clutches black pill woobie even more tightly*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

215 If ace gets bribed, I hope he posts like a NASCAR driver in a tv interview: Yeah, the Q8, Sunoco blog is really runnin’ good today on them Microsoft pixels, but dang it’s hot so I stayed fresh with some PepsiCo Powerade Ultra Zerosugar,
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:51 PM (hlNLQ)

Ha! Definitely in the running for comment of the week!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (PSEDc)

216 The part with all that organic oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (lMjRz)

217 I was thinking more about Tucker and his kid, and how his kid now works for Vance.

well, you better start attacking Vance and disqualifying him for 2028. Get ahead of the crowd, as it were.

You know, before he changes MAGA

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

218 Sitting around here waiting for Godot. Actually Bes Buy to deliver a big ass TV for the family room. Annoyance level mid.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

219 Is that the part with the people or the part without people?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (Hx0tZ)
---
Da one wif 'uge ... tracks of land!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (krQz2)

220 Wait, there's straight pron I HAVEN'T seen?

Impressive!
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:54 PM (Sco7b)


I'm told Dickman and Throbbin was pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Fun fact: There is only one cave in the entire state of Michigan -- Bear Cave, on the St. Joseph River near Buchanan.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

222 213- dig him up and put him in an American Eagle jeans commercial.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (hlNLQ)

223 Oil is by definition organic

Just don't pour it on your caprese salad...

Posted by: Some chemist at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

224 218 Sitting around here waiting for Godot. Actually Bes Buy to deliver a big ass TV for the family room. Annoyance level mid.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

Gal Godot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

225 Continue covid pandemic-era spending levels? Hell, let's throw in the Bubonic Plague as a reason to keep spending up while we're at it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

226 James Watson es muerto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)
---
Nope, that was Stanley Tucci.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (krQz2)

227 Did anyone predict early in the history of the internet that it one of its main uses would be pron?

Because I don't remember anyone predicting that though VCRs should have been a hint...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

228 223 Oil is by definition organic

Just don't pour it on your caprese salad...

Posted by: Some chemist at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

I guess it depends on the type of oil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

229 So did Trump have to pay SNAP ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (VE6XX)

230 Continue covid pandemic-era spending levels? Hell, let's throw in the Bubonic Plague as a reason to keep spending up while we're at it.

So we're just ignoring the last ice age now?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

231 224 218 Sitting around here waiting for Godot. Actually Bes Buy to deliver a big ass TV for the family room. Annoyance level mid.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

Gal Godot?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

Nah. Only get her with an extended service warranty.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (PCK5/)

232 Hey, anyone remember Hillarycare?

Clinton's Stance: During the debate, Hillary Clinton emphasized her stance: "As to illegal aliens, we do not think the comprehensive health care benefits should be extended to those who are undocumented workers and illegal aliens. We do not want to do anything to" encourage illegal immigration."
____________________________________

And yet, this is a sticking point with the current democrats. Now, an objective press who did their jobs properly would be knocking on her door and asking her about this, and how she feels about the current democrat party taking a totally opposite position.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (dIske)

233 Who knows Hebrew? Is there a word for “focus” and what is the historical etymology?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (SMp7E)

234 Continue covid pandemic-era spending levels? Hell, let's throw in the Bubonic Plague as a reason to keep spending up while we're at it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (qBdHI)


Dems are just doing everything they can to cover up the fact that the ACA was the biggest tax boondoggle in American history and would eventually bankrupt the entire medical system.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

235 225 Continue covid pandemic-era spending levels? Hell, let's throw in the Bubonic Plague as a reason to keep spending up while we're at it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

=====

If someone posited that covid was all about the ACA subsidies to hide the true cost of the plans from the public...

I wouldn't dismiss the theory completely.

Just think of how much money the entire medical industry is already making off of the ACA. And suddenly...a lifeline to keep it going for years more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

236 Did anyone predict early in the history of the internet that it one of its main uses would be pron?

Because I don't remember anyone predicting that though VCRs should have been a hint...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
---
All media innovations mainly benefit porn.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (krQz2)

237 227- should I long or short smell-o-vision?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (hlNLQ)

238 > 229 So did Trump have to pay SNAP ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (VE6XX)

Last I heard was that he agreed to make partial payments, but whether he'd have to make full payments was still in litigation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (qpyNK)

239 The left then: REEE COVID WILL KILL US ALL! That's why I have to make you take this shot, wear this mask, and stay in your house

The left a little later: COVID shots? Never heard of them. Lockdowns? I think that was that Trump guy

The left now: We can't get rid of COVID subsidies. COVID WILL KILL US ALL or healthcare costs or something

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

240 I'll make my prediction. If a Miami grand jury indicts Brennan the FNM will say they just did it to curry favor with Trump's businesses in Florida.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (JEcs7)

241
Gal Godot?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 03:56 PM (ynpvh)


She's delivering TV's now?

Damn. I thought she won her case against Disney.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

242 James Watson es muerto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

was 97. Long life. Must've had good DNA.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, he outlived Holmes by a lot. Course, he didn't have a cocaine habit.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

243 Of the 10 largest powerball jackpots four of them were won in CA. What are the odds? Rhetorical, I don't want any of you morons hurting yourself doing Math.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (EYmYM)

244 Well, i'm going to a hoot in nannie. Maybe flop my shoes around some.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (EyfuW)

245 All media innovations mainly benefit porn.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (krQz2)

"Watson, what are you wearing?"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (Sco7b)

246 I'll make my prediction. If a Miami grand jury indicts Brennan the FNM will say they just did it to curry favor with Trump's businesses in Florida.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (JEcs7)
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You cherry-picking?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (krQz2)

247 > Because I don't remember anyone predicting that though VCRs should have been a hint...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

The history of media shows that it will ALWAYS be used for porn.

I believe it was only a few years after the invention of photography before you were able to buy "French postcards" on the streets of Paris.

And of course nekkid paintings and sculptures go all the way back to caveman days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (qpyNK)

248 243 Of the 10 largest powerball jackpots four of them were won in CA. What are the odds? Rhetorical, I don't want any of you morons hurting yourself doing Math.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (EYmYM)

=====

Well...how many states take part? What's the CA proportion of population across those states?

I suspect 40% of major winners in Powerball coming from CA feels...feasible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

249 237 227- should I long or short smell-o-vision?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 03:58 PM (hlNLQ)

Just received a Wonka-vision prospectus in the mail.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (LxER7)

250 Stopped watching Adult Swim a LOOOONNNNG time ago.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
______

Sealab did have a fantastic takedown of communism in the Red Dawn episode. Highly recommended.

https://tinyurl.com/mvmjuncj

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (XvL8K)

251 243 Of the 10 largest powerball jackpots four of them were won in CA. What are the odds? Rhetorical, I don't want any of you morons hurting yourself doing Math.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 03:59 PM (EYmYM)

CA doesn't tax lottery winnings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

252 244- make sure you ask for Nannie’s consent first.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2025 04:00 PM (hlNLQ)

253 They must have flown Bowser's people first class.

They put me in business!

Posted by: Qatar Carlson at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (4DY5T)

254 I had never heard of Dubai chocolate until this summer then it was everywhere. $20 for a melted chocolate bar? No thanks.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (UjdFS)

255 So... quasi on topic:

Was listening to the Arch and Sargon podcast yesterday and they brought up the nick Fuentes thing. Couple things that Sargon said:

-he's an atheist
-there is a religious affinity between the American right and Israel that he cannot understand.
-he believes Netanyahu is a warmonger exploiting and taking advantage of the American right for his own ends
-he thinks Fuentes is a harmless scamp



At first, I was like 'what the fuck Sargon?!' But I thought about it. Sargon has always been a sort of nihilistic pragmatism, kind of like Christopher Hitchens. He's making observations/assertions where I can see if you go into this looking at things from a certain pov. I respect his thought process, but I think he is an idiot and a blind one here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

256 Keep it shut down.

Eff the democrats.

Make it hurt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (W2Pud)

257 I think Powerball and Mega are fixed and that closely predicting the winning numbers has a very small failure rate given today’s computing power

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (SMp7E)

258 Iran has been attacking US civilian and military personnel since the late 1970's. There need be NO EXCUSE given for taking out any of their nuclear weapons labs or any Islamic Revolutionary Guard forces, and the Israelis really don't need the help.
Posted by: front toward enemy

"Death to America, death to Israel, a curse on the Jews, victory to Islam."
There's no negotiation with that.
Our response should be: death to the mullahs, death to the houthis, a curse on Khomeini, victory to the West.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

259 256 Keep it shut down.

Eff the democrats.

Make it hurt.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (W2Pud)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (VE6XX)

260 Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?
Mr. Rogers

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (jgmnb)

261 SNAPperheads should look into fasting.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (lMjRz)

262 Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?

Yes I think you are a right

Posted by: Mario at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

263 Can I buy Powerball tickets with SNAP?

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

264 260 Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?
Mr. Rogers
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2025 04:02 PM (jgmnb)


Isn't she "married" to Donna Brazile ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

265 217 I was thinking more about Tucker and his kid, and how his kid now works for Vance.

well, you better start attacking Vance and disqualifying him for 2028. Get ahead of the crowd, as it were.

You know, before he changes MAGA

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

No, my point is, Vance needs to be VERY careful...Hegsgeth wasn't and it almost burned him. Seeing where Tucker has been lately and knowing his pedigree and how much the Farm hates Vance, he needs to be careful around the grandkid...it only takes once to "make the moment" when you're an R...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (tOcjL)

266 It cracks me up when some lefty who is getting heart surgeries or cancer treatment here instead of being shunted off to die in some socialized healthcare country complains about how bad our system is.

Yes, our insurance/healthcare system had plenty of flaws. The ACA added a whole bunch more, on purpose, they wanted to get people clamoring to just have socialized healthcare.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (JEcs7)

267 >>Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?


Mario Villain.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (UDyAS)

268 Sometimes I think live people are listening in on robocalls because I was just trying deal with some corporate travel stuff and I started yelling at the stupid robot voice and it glitched and said it would need to switch to a live person.

Then it was some gal with an overly calm hostage negotiation speech pattern. "Yeah,... so how can I help you,... that's awesome,... I can totally do that,... it's been such a pleasure,..."

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (3uBP9)

269 >>Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?


Sha-Na-Na Member

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (UDyAS)

270 Was listening to the Arch and Sargon podcast yesterday and they brought up the nick Fuentes thing. Couple things that Sargon said:

-he's an atheist
---
Fuentes or Benjamin?

I might be mistaken, but I though Benjamin had come to the faith a bit ago.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

271 Sha NaNa

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (lMjRz)

272 Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?
---
Specially for a dragon.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

273 *clutches black pill woobie even more tightly*
Posted by: Archimedes at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

You have a woobie?

Luxury!

I have a old dirty sheet with holes in it....brrrr...

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (89Sog)

274 Specially for a dragon.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)


kind of a pussy for a dragon, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

275 We traced the accounting error to a low-level staffer in the Cincinnati travel office. A written reprimand has been put in their file, along with 15 hours of additional online training. We regret the accounting error.

Posted by: Mayor Bowser at November 07, 2025 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

276 It was probably an AI, In the future all customer service will be from a Sydney Sweeney simulacrum service.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

277 I might be mistaken, but I though Benjamin had come to the faith a bit ago.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

Sargon. He's an avowed atheist who says he goes to church because he sees the practical benefits for his children, but it is something he just has to 'suffer' through each week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 04:05 PM (zZu0s)

278 Then it was some gal with an overly calm hostage negotiation speech pattern. "Yeah,... so how can I help you,... that's awesome,... I can totally do that,... it's been such a pleasure,..."
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 04:03 PM (3uBP9)

That's some modern version of squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (Hx0tZ)

279 -there is a religious affinity between the American right and Israel that he cannot understand.

___________________________

I've heard this argument before. The theory is that Jewish Americans will always move away from a non-secular party and towards a secular party. They perceive the religious groups (regardless of their beliefs) as a threat to Judaism and the Jewish people. Many associate the "group think" of non-secularism with the same approach used by Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (dIske)

280 Keep it shut down but pay the military. Screw the democrats.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (UXA3Z)

281
It's not great bourbon, but for the price it's pretty good.
---------------
Try Larceny. Inexpensive but surprisingly good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (jFCkp)

282 280 Keep it shut down but pay the military. Screw the democrats.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (UXA3Z)

They can't pay the military on Nov 15 - Dems keep voting that down.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (tOcjL)

283 Thanks for the Garth Mahrengi content in the sidebar, I really dig it.

You know he also publishes books? For real for real.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

284 No Irish!

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (g47mK)

285 Bowser is a strange kind of name, isn’t it?

That was what we called our dog when I was a teenager.

(Dad's official name for the dog was "Beowulf", but we never called him that)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (SRRAx)

286 Try Larceny. Inexpensive but surprisingly good.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (jFCkp)

Theftvisvreally cheap. Or really expensive. Depends if you get caught.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (zZu0s)

287 Too many cameras at the ABC store for larceny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (lMjRz)

288 It's not great bourbon, but for the price it's pretty good.
---------------
Try Larceny. Inexpensive but surprisingly good.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 04:06 PM (jFCkp)

Can 2nd that endorsement. A relative steal, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

289 They perceive the religious groups (regardless of their beliefs) as a threat to Judaism and the Jewish people.

"Those other guys think we're going to hell if we hold to our customs, and they're fine with us deserving that" is a powerful force.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (gKWVE)

290 I put all the winter blizzard survival stuff in the car today. That act should likely prevent any actual blizzard weather from occurring locally over the next 75 days, so you're welcome.

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (7imtn)

291 276 It was probably an AI, In the future all customer service will be from a Sydney Sweeney simulacrum service.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

An optimist, I see. A dreamer.
I share this dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (xcxpd)

292 Who says that they can't pay the military. It's not like they are paid in cash anymore. It's all electronic money.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (UXA3Z)

293 Fun fact: There is only one cave in the entire state of Michigan -- Bear Cave, on the St. Joseph River near Buchanan.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)
=====================
You aren't counting all the tunnels running under Dearborn hospitals and elementary schools?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (ESxfK)

294
Isn't she "married" to Donna Brazile ?
------------
Yes. Former FOX talking head.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (jFCkp)

295 284 No Irish!
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 04:07 PM (g47mK)

Wisdom. So much baggage. Bilbo Baggage-like.

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

296 235. Just think of how much money the entire medical industry is already making off of the ACA. And suddenly...a lifeline to keep it going for years more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The American Rescue Plan (ARP) significantly boosted the Affordable Care Act (ACA) by expanding premium tax credits, making health insurance more affordable and even
zero-premium options available for more people. While the ARP's provisions directly strengthened the ACA, the Infrastructure Bill has an indirect positive impact, primarily by addressing social determinants of health, such as expanding broadband and improving public transportation and water systems, which can lead to better health outcomes.

🤣 The ARP is over. Where'd the money for broadband, public transportation and water systems go?

The lifelines are gone; Congress won't admit it.

Our problem again, middle class folks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (NFX2v)

297 292 Printer Go Brrrrrr.....

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (7imtn)

298 292 Who says that they can't pay the military. It's not like they are paid in cash anymore. It's all electronic money.

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (UXA3Z)

They still theoretically have to have it - they don't. They used all they could last paycheck, covering the missing amount with the conservative guy's donation. Now a donation would have to be for the full amount.

Like SNAP, you can't just make money appear, no matter what a judge or we say...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:10 PM (tOcjL)

299 I know I'm a little biased but can we start using the Brennan Skull?

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (Rkdcf)

300 At first, I was like 'what the fuck Sargon?!' But I thought about it. Sargon has always been a sort of nihilistic pragmatism, kind of like Christopher Hitchens. He's making observations/assertions where I can see if you go into this looking at things from a certain pov. I respect his thought process, but I think he is an idiot and a blind one here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

He's also British. They don't like Jews and are pretty ambivalent towards anyone who actually BELIEVES what's in the Bible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

301 Where my effin EBT? I need me some mo' Doritos and grape Nehi up in here, bitch!

Posted by: LaShondra at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (KQTRT)

302 Had a dog we named Bowser once. He was a puppy that was thrown from a car in a sack with another pup.

The other pup died from internal injuries. Bowser must've taken a brain injury as that dog was INSANE. Chewed through barbed wire as we had him chained away from the house because he became incredibly violent.

Had to put him down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Have another judge demand that the military be paid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (lMjRz)

304 Oroville Hospital brand spanking new. $100 million nice.
They're not paying their bills. Place is packed.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (uDA/O)

305 "Those other guys think we're going to hell if we hold to our customs, and they're fine with us deserving that" is a powerful force.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 04:08 PM (gKWVE)

Hmmm. My argument is that that is a presumptive assessment in the mind of the given Jew- not necessarily reflective of reality. So they retaliate ahead of what they perceive the other party will do because of the beliefs and assumptions that THEY assume that the other has.

Shorter, simpler: if you want to destroy anyone who might possibly harm you, that is a strategy, but it is nkt a great one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (zZu0s)

306 What's the deficit for if you can't overdraw for the military payroll. 😎

Posted by: Archer at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (UXA3Z)

307 They still theoretically have to have it - they don't. They used all they could last paycheck, covering the missing amount with the conservative guy's donation. Now a donation would have to be for the full amount.

They could start selling federal assets...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

308 302 Had a dog we named Bowser once. He was a puppy that was thrown from a car in a sack with another pup.

The other pup died from internal injuries. Bowser must've taken a brain injury as that dog was INSANE. Chewed through barbed wire as we had him chained away from the house because he became incredibly violent.

Had to put him down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Great story Sponge. Was he the First!??

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

309 Of the 10 largest powerball jackpots four of them were won in CA. What are the odds? Rhetorical, I don't want any of you morons hurting yourself doing Math.

--

Heh, whenever there's a giant Powerball jackpot, I say to Mr. Black, "I wonder who in California is going to win it." Uncanny how often it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (qBdHI)

310 Sargon. He's an avowed atheist who says he goes to church because he sees the practical benefits for his children, but it is something he just has to 'suffer' through each week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

What a dumbass position. Gee, Sargon, you think that maybe those "practical benefits" could be the result of Christianity actually being true? How could there be any practical benefits to faith if it's not founded on something real?

Atheists are dumbasses.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

311 Who pays for the free $#it during a shutdown?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (lMjRz)

312 Thanks for the Garth Mahrengi content in the sidebar, I really dig it.

You know he also publishes books? For real for real.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

If you buy only one Garth Marenghi book, buy this one. Because it's all of them.

The Oeuvre:
https://youtu.be/MwQMYrq_wAk

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (4DY5T)

313 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at November 07, 2025 04:14 PM (KQTRT)

314 307 They still theoretically have to have it - they don't. They used all they could last paycheck, covering the missing amount with the conservative guy's donation. Now a donation would have to be for the full amount.

They could start selling federal assets...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

It would take A LOT of federal assets - $7.5B-8B sold every 15 days...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

315 -there is a religious affinity between the American right and Israel that he cannot understand.
---
Christians, free to form their own understanding, believe that God's guard and support for Israel extends to the current state of Israel, to some degree it's a sacrifice they make to God's wisdom above their own.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2025 04:14 PM (krQz2)

316 The intertubes say currently NY has the most powerball sales followed by Florida and then CA.

It also says PA has had the most Powerball jackpot winners though apparently not the top 10.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 04:15 PM (EYmYM)

317 314 307 They still theoretically have to have it - they don't. They used all they could last paycheck, covering the missing amount with the conservative guy's donation. Now a donation would have to be for the full amount.

They could start selling federal assets...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

It would take A LOT of federal assets - $7.5B-8B sold every 15 days...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

How about a Federal land auction?

Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

318 nood


staffers

Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2025 04:16 PM (3uBP9)

319 311 Who pays for the free $#it during a shutdown?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (lMjRz)

No one unless it's directed like SS and Medicare/Medicaid - this is why WIC and SNAP are not going to be paid in full now...and at all later.

Head Start is not getting paid either which is becoming a big thing in liberal land...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2025 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

320 Nast-y noods.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 07, 2025 04:16 PM (rZ6Ue)

321 "How about a Federal land auction?"

Much of the land would end up in foreign ownership.

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 04:16 PM (7imtn)

322 Strategy: 1st claim it was paid by some entity. Then when the lie is uncovered, claim a different entity. Then claim confusion.
That, normally, is where enquiry ends.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2025 04:16 PM (uDA/O)

323 Mayor Bowser is feeding the SNAP recipients in DC .....

"SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 04:17 PM (J9q9v)

324 292 Printer Go Brrrrrr.....
Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (7imtn)

Just like a Marvelous Toy
https://youtu.be/YXlNyeEbP6g

Posted by: Chad Mitchell Trio at November 07, 2025 04:18 PM (wVcYX)

325 "How about a Federal land auction?"

My Rust Belt shithole auctioned off most of its machine tools and mfg base to foreigners 30 years ago. Might as well sell them the land too.

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 04:18 PM (7imtn)

326
Great story Sponge. Was he the First!??
Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)


First dog we every had to put down, yes. The only dog I'd ever owned died of some weird stomach twisting thing that large chested dogs sometimes get, up to that point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 07, 2025 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

327 What is more important you H8ters ?????

Feeding the Grifters of Society or the Military on the Front Lines protecting the Grifters Rights for free everything ????

Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 04:19 PM (J9q9v)

328 Posted by: Lady in Black at November 07, 2025 04:13 PM (qBdHI)

Yes. It often seems to be California winners for lottery I was in the supermarket today turning in some change and there was a Latino guy using the lottery machine. I think he spent $300.00 if everybody spends almost that much a week in Californians it's no wonder somebody there wins

Note: I sometimes play the lottery and I did buy a powerball ticket . I do not spend anywhere near $300.00 a week

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2025 04:20 PM (Yl2Ob)

329 Why aren't any rich arabs trying to bribe me?!?

Hebrews: This is no time to be cheap. Get in on the ground floor and bribe me first!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2025 04:20 PM (JtU44)

330 Biden sanctioned?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 07, 2025 04:22 PM (NFX2v)

331 First dog we every had to put down, yes. The only dog I'd ever owned died of some weird stomach twisting thing that large chested dogs sometimes get, up to that point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
___________

Bloat with torsion. They tack the female's stomachs when they're fixed in an attempt to keep it from flipping.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 07, 2025 04:23 PM (XvL8K)

332 I'm not for sale, but I could be rented.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 07, 2025 04:23 PM (NcvvS)

333 Wisdom. So much baggage. Bilbo Baggage-like.
Posted by: tubal at November 07, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

What is up with that plaid ?! What is "tartan" anyway ?? sounds like a condiment....

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2025 04:26 PM (g47mK)

334 PS - You know the UN will be a** deep on this one, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 07, 2025 04:31 PM (NFX2v)

335 Brennan is the King sack of shit in this mess, followed by Comey and then Clapper, in that order. He is by far the worst of the three.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 07, 2025 04:49 PM (gDhA9)

336 "This was a business trip. DC representatives regularly travel to promote Washington as a destination for investment and growth."

What business did the city receive from this trip, exactly? How much investment did the city get?

Newsflash - all of these business trips by city officials are bullshit city graft. Organizations PAY the city workers to go on these luxury vacations, so they can get contracts form the city, or influence their politics. That is all they are, and all they have ever been.

If your real goal was to promote Washington as a destination for investment and growth, why wouldn't you bring people from Qatar to WASHINGTON? Then they could see the destination and talk directly to potential business opportunities. The rule is, the person PAYING is the one who is getting the benefit.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 07, 2025 04:55 PM (gDhA9)

337 COVID was the best thing that ever happened to Obamacare - the emergency funding for COVID made hospitals fiscally solvent. That is one reason blue state governors fought to keep the emergency going.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 07, 2025 04:58 PM (gDhA9)

338 How it works;
Anonymous judges complain about SCOTUS
New York Times prints the complaints
Former AG Eric Holder reads the Times article and tells the world that SCOTUS is corrupt
Democrats justify a plan to pack SCOTUS

Bye bye America

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 05:22 PM (sOLVm)

339 299 I know I'm a little biased but can we start using the Brennan Skull?
Posted by: ... at November 07, 2025 04:11 PM (Rkdcf)

Would love that!

Also a Nick Fuentes toupee flaming skull! I remember Ace did one for Rob Blagojevich in the past!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 05:42 PM (MAl//)

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