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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - November 6, 2025 [Doof]
Can We Still Call It New York? Brilliant
Everyone can stop making Meme videos. You'll never be able to top this one about New York!
— Barry Cunningham (@barrycunningham) November 5, 2025
I don't know who did it but it is BRILLIANT! pic.twitter.com/wGQXUXFx1B
Finland is doubling down on evidence from four years ago that definitively shows how children can avoid diseases and allergies throughout their lives if they’re permitted to get down and dirty in daycare. Dozens of comparative studies have previously found that children who live in rural areas and are in contact with nature have a lower probability of catching an illness resulting from disorders in the immune system—and a lower risk of developing coeliac disease, allergies, atopy, and even diabetes. A 2021 study conducted at a Finnish daycare and published in Science Advances showed that repeated contact with nature-like elements five times a week diversified the body’s microbes which offered protection against diseases transmitted through the immune system in daycare children. *** Each human individual is actually an environment in themselves: a host of trillions of microorganisms, including bacteria, viruses, and fungi. These collectively outnumber our own cells 4-1, and are emerging as one of the most influential forces—if not truly the single most—in human health and function.Check out the whole thing. ----- Doggos are good for kids too. I could watch this all day!
I hope this makes your day as much as it made mine, Enjoy 😘 pic.twitter.com/Y7DGMTvOVQ
— Michelle Maxwell ™ (@MichelleMaxwell) November 3, 2025
It’s not everyday that Henry the polar bear sees something that weighs more than he does. At 1,200-pounds, the polar bear is the world’s largest land predator, but here was something substantially heavier, and it was just sitting there in his enclosure. Defensive at first, Henry eventually dug into the sweet crunchy flesh of a giant, 1,400 lbs. pumpkin that was donated to the nonprofit that looks after him. The photos will steal a chuckle out of anyone.More photos at the link
Valdir Segato, a Brazilian bodybuilder known for using synthol injections to enlarge his muscles, died on his 55th birthday. Segato had been injecting himself with synthol injections for years to increase the size of his biceps, chest, and back. This practice is risky and can lead to serious health issues such as strokes, infections, and even permanent muscle damage. *** Doctors had warned him as early as six years ago that continued use of synthol injections could lead to severe nerve damage, muscle deformities, or even limb amputation. Nevertheless, he pushed forward with his extreme bodybuilding goals, growing his biceps to 23 inches and earning the nickname “the monster” in his neighborhood. *** On the morning of his death, a neighbor named Moisés da Conceição da Silva said Segato appeared at their home struggling to breathe and begged for help, saying, “Help me because I’m dying.” He was taken to a local medical facility, but collapsed at the front desk, reportedly suffering a heart attack.Dude shoulda just called these guys
(tracks played on SiriusXM channel "The Bridge" this evening)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2025 10:04 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at November 06, 2025 10:04 PM (n1e6D)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at November 06, 2025 10:04 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at November 06, 2025 10:04 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - here we are at November 06, 2025 10:05 PM (RoLSI)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at November 06, 2025 10:06 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2025 10:06 PM (lUFok)
I'll do it for just a cut of the booty.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 10:06 PM (i24o9)
Worth it...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at November 06, 2025 10:06 PM (v23vE)
For your troubles - I'll leave 2 restroom tokens for you at the door to the Club this Saturday.
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
And day after the Beaver Moon for you Astro types and Naked Gun enthusiasts!
Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 06, 2025 10:07 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:08 PM (m4gEw)
This is why nobody is hiring me to make movies. I like money not social justice.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 09:01 PM (viF8m)
Some other Moron linked this recently:
https://youtu.be/F4ByHK8yKS8
But not the British children!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2025 10:08 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
Thank Heavens we live in Keystone !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 06, 2025 10:08 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:09 PM (m4gEw)
Posted by: tankdemon
************
Dude, you are #12, thus no apology required!
But always appreciated!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 06, 2025 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2025 10:09 PM (RoO7G)
Pants off? Canadian tv has an hour long show on the style that was.......Michelle Obama.
And I was just flipping. There was some sort of Wicked shkw on. I don't give a crap bit wondered how Arianna Grande looked. I really liked her in 'Victorious.'
Girl could use some sandwiches.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 06, 2025 10:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tankdemon
Those who choose to ignore the whirlpool warnings should not be saved.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 06, 2025 10:10 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
You don't want your kids around when the badgers return. (Don't ask me how I know.)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:10 PM (m4gEw)
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/r8lf7RLYIww
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 06, 2025 10:11 PM (cPl+1)
Posted by: TRex - dino dance party at November 06, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Iris at November 06, 2025 10:12 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
I was over the moon.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:12 PM (m4gEw)
Posted by: tankdemon
Badgers!? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 06, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)
That malamute calming the crying baby is everything...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at November 06, 2025 10:13 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2025 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at November 06, 2025 10:14 PM (iDFVA)
A sailor's life for me
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 06, 2025 10:14 PM (cSByu)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2025 10:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 06, 2025 10:14 PM (cPl+1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)
Good songs tonight Doof!
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2025 10:15 PM (QKRS9)
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2025 10:16 PM (YCxFk)
This one?
https://youtu.be/uAeUJ3h66iw
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2025 10:16 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
You are, as ever, a gentleman and a scholar, sir!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at November 06, 2025 10:16 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2025 10:17 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:18 PM (npFr7)
Polar bear looks like Cat, after a full meal-- flat on his back with all paws in the air. Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2025 10:18 PM (rdVOm)
The men can be as good as you want, but if they don't know all 200+ (at least) lines, you ain't getting very far.
"Able seamen" needed, lol
Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 10:18 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2025 10:17 PM (YCxFk)
CM: are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
WW: you don't need any help from me, sir.
CM: That's right!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
Also loved the husky and aroo baby. So cute. Life is good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2025 10:19 PM (MAl//)
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2025 10:20 PM (YCxFk)
(Ahem)
La la la ...
Maybe I should just leave it to these guys:
https://youtu.be/7RO18EopP84
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:20 PM (m4gEw)
That moon photo is spectacular. Don't tell me it's enhanced or AI or whatever. I don't care, Margaret.
An ad for a career as a pirate! Splendid!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
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It is a lot of fun. The first wasn't great, and I agree with you on the subtext. Mif you pick one up, I would recommend Origins. Ancient Egypt is beautifully done and the protagonist is by far the best in the series. Black flag is definitely worth it too though
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (QKRS9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - enquiring halfwits want to know at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (RoLSI)
This is the second such cartel sub the Portuguese Navy has captured this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 10:22 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2025 10:23 PM (2hq3T)
Yes, he was.
Anyone remember Fernwood Tonight?
With Fred Willard as the straight-man, and sorta simpleton?
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:23 PM (7hdjp)
Posted by: Hints form Heloise and Dread Pirate Miklos at November 06, 2025 10:24 PM (0Cvnr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 10:24 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Jonah
+++
It's hard to win when we always surrender at the first opportunity.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 06, 2025 10:24 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at November 06, 2025 10:25 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (rbvCR)
Pretty sure thats a Say your prayers when you dive. Good chance you arent coming up
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 06, 2025 10:26 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Been a lot of these lately. One I was watching just a couple of minutes ago, you could see where the logo, probably Sora, was blurred out.
Fake or not, if it discourages the practice, good.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I would put catbox scoopings in a box at November 06, 2025 10:26 PM (RoLSI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2025 10:26 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (2hq3T)
I don’t know how all those Bay Area guitarists were so exceptional… Carlos Santana, Neil Schaun.
You’d think David Gilmour was from there too, but he is a level above…
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (7hdjp)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (rbvCR)
This is the second such cartel sub the Portuguese Navy has captured this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM (rbvCR)
So they shot them, and are going to bury them on the Azores? Why not just bury them at sea?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2025 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Thank you. That is a great movie trailer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2025 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
The ears for just the perfect notes on those dudes.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:29 PM (7hdjp)
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 10:31 PM (77rzZ)
Does not need since recovery, but still got 'em.
Cute as hell little Pirate Doggie.
Posted by: Deceptively friendly Cap'm Edward "Miklos" Teach at November 06, 2025 10:31 PM (0Cvnr)
https://tinyurl.com/bdej5atm
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2025 10:23 PM (2hq3T)
That's a good one.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (m4gEw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (viF8m)
https://youtu.be/7RO18EopP84
Tankdemon, that’s an awesome song! Thanks!
Posted by: NCDave at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (mAiNO)
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 06, 2025 10:33 PM (SRRAx)
I'd go.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (viF8m)
How about sharing yer booty? It seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 10:33 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 10:33 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:27 PM (npFr7)
Nah, its Portugal. The boat sunk in the heavy seas after they took them off. If convicted they probably will wind up put away for five years and threatened with no chocolate pudding.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 10:33 PM (snZF9)
The sodomy and the lash are in the fine print.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:34 PM (npFr7)
With Fred Willard as the straight-man, and sorta simpleton?
Posted by: Gunslinger
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Reprising Mull's original role on Mary Hartman Mary Hartman. One of two roles, as he played his twin bro. As I recall.
Debralee Scott was cute in that show. Gone too soon at age 52.
Mull - Normal, a song MiladyJo and I have covered
https://youtu.be/dxxyuwX33aE
Posted by: mindful webworker - let's go bowling at November 06, 2025 10:34 PM (RoLSI)
Posted by: Doof
I read that in a Paul Lynde voice
Posted by: Miklos freely admits at November 06, 2025 10:34 PM (0Cvnr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 10:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
They always have, just some times the Spanish owned it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
that's how they hook you
Posted by: Pirate lawyer Miklos at November 06, 2025 10:36 PM (0Cvnr)
But true is that allowing kids to grow up outside the protective bubble strengthens their immune system
-- and it needs to keep being strengthened throughout life, even during Covid.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2025 10:36 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (rbvCR)
Add a Letter of Marque and Reprisal, I'll cash out the 401K and go all in
Posted by: Risk tolerant investor Miklos at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (0Cvnr)
When I was diving in the Carib there was a group of treasure hunters hiring divers. The island are littered with old wrecks from the golden age and at least back then it was a bit of a wild west chase for treasure. You had to share with the country having jurisdiction but in theory there is a lot of gold down there.
Chances of finding anything was pretty remote but that was the hook, a cut of the treasure. I stayed with the resort area and the free drinks.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2025 10:36 PM (vbXSk)
I think the Coof strengthened my own immune system. Have not had a cold since I caught it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:40 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Vaguely recalled by Miklos at November 06, 2025 10:40 PM (0Cvnr)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (rbvCR)
Well. That's a disappointment.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:40 PM (m4gEw)
Anyone remember Fernwood Tonight?
With Fred Willard as the straight-man, and sorta simpleton?
Posted by: Gunslinger
Spun off from Mary Hartman Mary Hartman.
Fernwood 2 Night and then America 2 Night
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 10:41 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (rbvCR)
Yes. We need interment camps for Communists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:41 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 06, 2025 10:42 PM (0Cvnr)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
I think that was also a brand name for an ant and roach killer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: NCDave at November 06, 2025 10:44 PM (mAiNO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*runs Spell Check*
Perfect
Posted by: Miklos never won a Spelling Bee, or a Quilting one either at November 06, 2025 10:44 PM (0Cvnr)
Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be
Come now, my manly men—frolic with the full fury of your throbbing manhoods, swab those decks till they gleam like the sweat on a sailor's brow, and heave those ropes with such vigorous gusto that your poor hearts burst with pride! There, there, lads... dry your eyes on Captain Ned's kerchief, for no crew has ever toiled so manfully, and it breaks my own rugged heart to see such tender warriors weep!
Posted by: Zombie Captain Ned at November 06, 2025 10:44 PM (cYBz/)
Dude, that was awesome.
For me, a first for thrash banjo and ukulele.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:45 PM (7hdjp)
I loved the parody of "New York, New York". But the baby and the dog stole the show.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 06, 2025 10:45 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:39 PM (viF8m)
Last night I watched Lady In Cement, a Frank Sinatra film with Raquel Welch. Filmed in Florida, the first and last scenes are diving to find sunk galleons. The rest of it is Florida 1968
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
Hemry Rollins gotnhisbstsrtnwith them . TV Party was a fun song. Give it a listen if you got nothing better to do.
https://youtu.be/a6otjCKg594
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:47 PM (m4gEw)
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73 men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay
Rolled off of their ship, and here's what they had to say
"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore
Or we can laugh our lives away and be free once more"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:47 PM (JkO4W)
https://youtu.be/a6otjCKg594
Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2025 10:47 PM (m4gEw)
Henry Rollins used to have an article on the music industry in Spin magazine. Utter F___ poetry
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7)
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I learned that if you spray enough of it on a tarantula, it will kill that too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:48 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 06, 2025 10:49 PM (syz1S)
I don't know that one. I'll have to check it out.
Raquel Welch in a bathing suit is worth the effort.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:51 PM (viF8m)
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Synthol, huh?
*imagines the possibilities*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:52 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Vaguely recalled by Miklos
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
"Stop or I'll shoot!!"
"What?"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2025 10:52 PM (cYBz/)
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Sad. I hope they at least got a credit card number out of him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:54 PM (0RiMX)
This too is the story of Brandy. She was a fine girl.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:51 PM (viF8m)
She also gets in to tight slacks, sheer dresses and high skirts
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2025 10:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 10:59 PM (2WIwB)
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Synthol, huh?
*imagines the possibilities*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:52 PM (0RiMX)
I wonder if he qualifies for a Darwin Award?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 10:59 PM (npFr7)
Dude, that was awesome.
For me, a first for thrash banjo and ukulele.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:45 PM (7hdjp)
***
The first person to put Yoko on the 1MC gets keelhauled.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2025 11:02 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:02 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:03 PM (X0axn)
51 storied intelligence experts, not one of whom can write.
It's "hallmarks", dumbasses.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 06, 2025 11:04 PM (1Nv0l)
He's not here, but the best part about all of this is, it's a migration to a new network segment........It's ALREADY DONE, so we're all wasting our time.
FFS FML.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:04 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:02 PM (X0axn)
Ahem.
*whispers to the Horde*
Who wants to tell him?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:04 PM (2WIwB)
*whispers to the Horde*
Who wants to tell him?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:04 PM (2WIwB)
Hey. At least I found my coffee.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:05 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: wet-behind the ears starfleet academy cadet at November 06, 2025 11:06 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2025 11:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: anachronda at November 06, 2025 11:07 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 11:07 PM (P1rgI)
Your Throat Is Holding Trauma. Here's How to Release It (5-Min Routine)
The Healthy Voice | Bella Payne
must... not... make... comment
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2025 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 06, 2025 11:04 PM (1Nv0l)
Oops.
Posted by: James Corney at November 06, 2025 11:09 PM (PRpSP)
I loved the parody of "New York, New York". But the baby and the dog stole the show.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 06, 2025 10:45 PM (DK5Sh)
Another satisfied customer! That makes at least 4 in my entire ONT career
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:09 PM (QMAsf)
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Sad. I hope they at least got a credit card number out of him.
or at least some spare change
Posted by: mystery max at November 06, 2025 11:10 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 11:10 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:10 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:05 PM (X0axn)
Point granted.
Mrs.D.brought home some Sbux Christmas blend in the whole bean.
Gak!!!
I want to go back to Black.Rifle.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:11 PM (2WIwB)
Da fuq is Sponge doing here??
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:10 PM (QMAsf)
You don't read the comments, do you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:11 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: mindful webworker - enquiring halfwits want to know at November 06, 2025 10:21 PM
It's admonition without the ads.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 06, 2025 11:11 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2025 11:02 PM (0nHVk)
Howdy DDS!
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:12 PM (QMAsf)
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Sad. I hope they at least got a credit card number out of him.
mongolian throat singing ftw?
Posted by: anachronda at November 06, 2025 11:12 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:11 PM (2WIwB)
I dropped them when they told me they were all 2nd amendment and freedom then donated $$$$ to the Biden campaign.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:12 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:13 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2025 11:13 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2025 11:13 PM (0nHVk)
I sawed this BITCH in half!!!
Posted by: Phil Swift for Flex Seal at November 06, 2025 11:15 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Doof
Five. The baby and dog were worth the price of entry.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 06, 2025 11:15 PM (1Nv0l)
Your Yo Ho appears to be broken.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:11 PM (X0axn)
Don't tell the others but I usually don't
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QMAsf)
Your Yo Ho appears to be broken.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)
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Hurricanes are the best part of the nautical life.
Hurricanes and penguin attacks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (0RiMX)
Dude, that was awesome.
For me, a first for thrash banjo and ukulele.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 06, 2025 10:45 PM (7hdjp)
Cool, right? Those guys are a blast. Pirate metal with a cross of the sea shanty sound. They have some great songs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (0RiMX)
Don't tell the others but I usually don't
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QMAsf)
Your secret is safe with me.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:16 PM (X0axn)
If it's good enough for Rancher Bob, it's good enough for me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:13 PM (X0axn)
Their coffee with chicory is quite good
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2025 11:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:17 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)
We have a Yoho National Park in Canada, Adjoins Banff National Park on the West side. Used to be a couple of good lead-zinc mines there, now lost.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 11:18 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:18 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Yikes! Not fixed YET? Oh, that's terrible!
Hope you can get repair soon.
Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2025 11:18 PM (rdVOm)
The Panama Esmerelda Geisha is sublime.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:19 PM (f8HdW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 11:19 PM (oZ3Xh)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 11:19 PM (oZ3Xh)
I knew it......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:20 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 11:19 PM (oZ3Xh)
Ha!
Told ya so!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2025 11:20 PM (eQmnE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Raimondo ate all the lead chips?
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2025 11:21 PM (gKWVE)
The Panama Esmerelda Geisha is sublime.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:19 PM (f8HdW)
Got.a couple lbs stashed in my prepper bags.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 11:21 PM (oZ3Xh)
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Have three. After all, it's Christmas. Ho Ho Ho!
Posted by: Santa Pimp at November 06, 2025 11:21 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 11:22 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Too bad you didn't live around here. I would have my brother send his guys. They're frigging amazing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:22 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 06, 2025 11:23 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cofeve? Whatever happened to at November 06, 2025 11:24 PM (RoLSI)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:25 PM (f8HdW)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:25 PM (f8HdW)
I'll have to try it. Can you still type 'ace15' at checkout for a discount?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:27 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:28 PM (f8HdW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:28 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:28 PM (f8HdW)
*Eric Cartman voice*
Sweet..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:29 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: AC-130J Ghostrider at November 06, 2025 11:33 PM (H1N8f)
That's a pretty good price for a few minutes of assembly.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:33 PM (f8HdW)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:35 PM (2WIwB)
That's a pretty good price for a few minutes of assembly.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:33 PM (f8HdW)
Right? I saw pictures of them, they look fine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2025 11:38 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:35 PM (2WIwB)
What's a Monica, Alex?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 11:40 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2025 11:40 PM (pBprQ)
Posted by: PabloD at November 06, 2025 11:41 PM (H1N8f)
Posted by: Berserker
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I still have a tree branch stub through my porch roof, from Helene
Posted by: Bottom feeder lawyers at November 06, 2025 11:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2025 11:42 PM (f8HdW)
I'm going home......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 11:46 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 11:46 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2025 11:49 PM (YGRGv)
The Plan: I will enter a woman's bathroom. Greet anyone present with a nice smile and a wave. Enter a stall. Leave the stall. AND,.....(drumroll), leave the seat up.
They'll be kicking them all out in no time.
Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2025 11:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2025 11:56 PM (npFr7)
Current furball only likes meat.
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2025 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
The Plan: I will enter a woman's bathroom. Greet anyone present with a nice smile and a wave. Enter a stall. Leave the stall. AND,.....(drumroll), leave the seat up.
They'll be kicking them all out in no time.
Posted by: Orson
Speed things along. Bribe the building janitorial staff to leave them up every time they clean.
Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2025 12:03 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2025 12:03 AM (rdVOm)
Mamdami is so tone deaf. I love it. The day after he asks the working poors to shell out their money for his transition campaign, and he snubs Hasan Piker by not letting him into his victory afterparty...
One of his first major events after winning the mayoral election is going to be whisking away to a posh hotel in Puerto Rico. The Caribe Hilton, where the Pina Colada might have been invented.
The optics! It is to laugh. Maybe his voters will have buyers remorse even before he gets sworn in, if he keeps it up.
"The annual SOMOS conference acts as a policy summit for New York officials and others in the state's political sphere. Both Republicans and Democrats have been known to attend. This year, the event is taking place at the El Caribe Hilton in San Juan.The hotel's website bills it as an "iconic beachfront paradise" with "17 acres of tropical landscaping, nine restaurants, island-inspired rooms, spa, and oceanfront pool complex, all right on the beach."
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2025 12:04 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 12:05 AM (J9q9v)
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2025 12:04 AM (gWBY1)
Is it too late for a sudden Cat 5 hurricane?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 12:06 AM (npFr7)
Socialism!
Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 12:09 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2025 12:09 AM (rdVOm)
Apparently Trey and Matt doubling down on the Satan and Trump sex romp nonsense and JD as a weird little Oompa Loompa is not landing this season. Ratings are cratering.
I feel bad Randy had the pot farm and now doesn't, has lost everything. But if anyone in South Park can screw up the cash crop of marijuana, it's Randy!
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2025 12:11 AM (gWBY1)
The NaCly dog song
https://youtu.be/5JASiTPhaBU
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Dancing Doctors at November 07, 2025 12:11 AM (RoLSI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 12:18 AM (npFr7)
Posted by: Vaguely recalled by Miklos.
It is said that the commandant of a South American prison, having become bored with despatching prisoners and filling out the death certificate in the standard way - " shot while trying to escape" - decided, in a moment of sheer cynicism, to write on the death certificate, "Poisoned while trying to escape".
Posted by: Paco at November 07, 2025 12:19 AM (mADJX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:20 AM (5uRA0)
I am Starving because Trump does not care !!!!
Posted by: Jackson at November 07, 2025 12:22 AM (J9q9v)
Stan Rogers, "Garrett's Privateers"
https://youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 12:23 AM (utsBX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:26 AM (5uRA0)
The Plan: I will enter a woman's bathroom. Greet anyone present with a nice smile and a wave. Enter a stall. Leave the stall. AND,.....(drumroll), leave the seat up.
They'll be kicking them all out in no time.
Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2025 11:55 PM (dIske)
Leave a floater, just for effect.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 12:33 AM (snZF9)
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Nice try, but as long as there's another bathroom, it won't make a difference.
---exasperated wives everywhere
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2025 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
Trump may be bs'ing about wanting the CR now.
Take me back to Louisiana.
youtube.com/watch?v=nF4x-7O7MlY&t=6s
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:39 AM (5uRA0)
I await comments about pirates wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 12:41 AM (utsBX)
Someone can wake me up after they lose the WH in 2028 and it is about time for that overdue civil war
I can't decide if the DC GOP doesn't know they'll be cursed as cowardly dipshits the next 3,000 years, or if they know but don't care. We are approaching a multi-millenial historical do or die point.
Posted by: heya at November 07, 2025 12:43 AM (6SZeR)
@zarazhangrui
A Harvard student told me something I can't stop thinking about. When they go to the library, every single screen has ChatGPT open. Homework that used to take hours now takes minutes.
But then they talk to alums who say entry-level roles are basically gone. The jobs they planned their entire college trajectory around don't exist anymore.
AI made homework easier but made proving you deserve a job exponentially harder.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 12:43 AM (mlg/3)
I made a good start on patching over the window I cut in the transmission tunnel to clear the servo housing on the transmission case. Cut a rectangle of 1/4" hardware cloth, and fastened it over the hole with a handful of tiny sheet metal screws. Pulled and prodded at the hardware cloth (which is wire mesh) with needle-nose pliers until it had the shape I wanted, and then plastered it with kitty-hair fiberglass filler. Got one coat of that on, and it has hardened, so another coat tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 12:43 AM (npFr7)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 12:44 AM (utsBX)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 07, 2025 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:45 AM (5uRA0)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 12:44 AM (utsBX)
Privateers operated under a letter of Marque issued by their government, which made them "legal". I chuckle at the con job Barrett pulled on his crew in the song. "We'll cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, shed no tears." I doubt there was ever much Yankee gold to be had, most of the Revolution was financed on credit, wasn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 12:48 AM (npFr7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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How can one know something if someone/thing does homework for him. AI going to design the next bridge?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:49 AM (5uRA0)
I would just like to mention that the GPC 1502 Sapphire is an excellent cigar. Strong in effect, but mild in flavor and a pleasure to smoke.
I really want to try the Emerald from that same line.
Pity that they're about $20 each.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2025 12:53 AM (R4610)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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How can one know something if someone/thing does homework for him. AI going to design the next bridge?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 12:49 AM (5uRA0)
HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!?
Posted by: Headmaster Who Has Already Had Your Pudding at November 07, 2025 12:55 AM (QPCEj)
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