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Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cellmate Alleges: James Comey's Daughter, Federal Prosecutor Maureen Comey, Said That I Could Walk Free If I Falsely Claimed That Epstein Implicated Trump in His Pedo Schemes

Allegedly, per this admittedly-convicted criminal, James Comey's nasty, ugly daughter promised that he would skate if he could make any allegation against Trump. She further said, allegedly, that it did not matter if he could provide evidence that the allegation was true. All that mattered was that Trump would be unable to disprove it.

The former cellmate of infamous financier Jeffrey Epstein has claimed that Epstein said New York federal prosecutors had offered him a deal if Epstein agreed to implicate Donald Trump, then serving his first presidential term.

Epstein, who was arrested on child sex-trafficking charges in July of 2019, was transferred to the Metropolitan Correction Center in Manhattan and shared a cell with former police officer Nicholas Tartaglione, who at that time was awaiting trial. Tartaglione was eventually convicted on a quadruple-murder charge, while Epstein died in the jail a month after being arrested.

In a pardon application obtained by the New York Post, Tartaglione wrote, "Prosecutors ... told Epstein that if he said President Trump was involved with Epstein's crimes he would walk free."

"Epstein told me that [lead prosecutor] Maurene Comey said that he didn't have to prove anything, as long as President Trump's people could not disprove it. According to Maurene Comey, the FBI were 'her people, not his [President Trump's]," the filing stated.

Tartaglione added in his petition that Epstein told him "President Trump was not involved in Epstein's crimes."


Now, remember, jailhouse testimony is notoriously unreliable and people will say anything in hopes of currying favor from whoever is in a position to set them free.

Still... worth investigating, I would say.

Posted by: Ace at 03:08 PM




Comments

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1 Convenient timing.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at November 06, 2025 03:09 PM (aVO1v)

2 9oki,o[pkm

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 03:09 PM (n7rxJ)

3
No fair, I'm on the phone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 03:09 PM (n7rxJ)

4 Believable.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2025 03:09 PM (YwEeS)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 06, 2025 03:09 PM (XKYub)

6 Does Maureen Comey take photos of trees?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 03:12 PM (Oy/m2)

7 "Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cellmate Alleges: James Comey's Daughter, Federal Prosecutor Maureen Comey, Said That I Could Walk Free If I Falsely Claimed That Epstein Implicated Trump in His Pedo Schemes"


This probably happened as they were so desperate to pin anything they could on Trump. But nothing will happen to anyone.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2025 03:13 PM (0N4FZ)

8 Wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 06, 2025 03:13 PM (P7vXf)

9 There's a reason they prefer to work with criminals, easier to pressure and easier to discredit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (xcxpd)

10 Under normal circumstances I'd say this would be laughable, but, knowing what we now know, it's completely on-brand for them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (hlNLQ)

11 It's possible. He could easily have said "Epstein boasted about how he got Trump in a room with three teenagers" but he said this instead.

Posted by: gkwve at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (vtmH1)

12 Not entirely unbelievable.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (rJ48h)

13 Round up all people named Comey and kill them. This is basic hygiene.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:16 PM (jFCkp)

14 The criminal is still more trustworthy than either Comey. Maybe this guy has his own homemade FD-302 to summarize his interview with her.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2025 03:16 PM (a7HML)

15 I'd say we need to look at ALL of her communications...just to be sure.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:17 PM (UDyAS)

16 James Comey's nasty, ugly daughter...

She served as AUSA for southern district of New York under Biden, and her dad is Comey, so I'm sure she's nasty, but ugly is a step too...

https://tinyurl.com/36xbsssh
https://tinyurl.com/3a4jb395
https://tinyurl.com/punppvr8

Oh. Oh....she, uh...looks like a younger, fatter, female version of her father. How unfortunate for her. She's quite...homely.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, but the pics are truly her at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

17 Well, this is not nothing! I believe it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (MAl//)

18 Does Maureen Comey take photos of trees?
Posted by: dantesed

Seashells.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (P0irv)

19
So they wanted to set up Trump with a bullshit jailhouse accusation?

It's gonna be fun when they try to defend Comey saying that it's a bullshit jailhouse accusation...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (y9nCu)

20 This is also an excellent example of why it's so important to protect your reputation/integrity- people with a history of lying, doing bad things are the easiest to victimize, because who's going to believe them- a corollary of James Carville's famous "drag a hundred dollars through a trailer park"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (hlNLQ)

21 This coupled with the "migrant Asylum seeker" importuning sex from a random woman, seems to point to something very twisted and perverse in Western societies that wasn't there 20 years ago. But what do I know? I'm two dead ghosts (as opposed to live ghosts, I suppose).

Posted by: AliasQuint&Jessel,SeaofAzof,Bly,UK at November 06, 2025 03:19 PM (43LQN)

22 Suborning and committing perjury is just another day that ends in "y" for these swine so I wouldn't doubt it for a second. On the other hand, as ace noted, this sort of thing is notoriously unreliable. The only person who could corroborate this is dead and of course we can't rely on a Comey to tell the truth.

Posted by: But it is truthy at November 06, 2025 03:19 PM (TbWk/)

23 15 I'd say we need to look at ALL of her communications...just to be sure.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:17 PM (UDyAS)

and bank accounts. Out of an abundance of caution....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

24 a corollary of James Carville's famous "drag a hundred dollars through a trailer park"
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With Biden inflation its probably moar like $2-300 bucks these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (jFCkp)

25 What reason would someone requesting a pardon have to lie?

Oh...


(Honestly, I think Trump is not involved in the bad stuff, but this is worthless.)

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (cxapi)

26
his coupled with the "migrant Asylum seeker" importuning sex from a random woman, seems to point to something very twisted and perverse in Western societies that wasn't there 20 years ago. But what do I know?

Blame boomers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (pkeXY)

27 The criminal is still more trustworthy than either Comey. Maybe this guy has his own homemade FD-302 to summarize his interview with her.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2025 03:16 PM


That is one thing that patel and bongino needs to eliminate, the 302 form. All fib sessions need to be recorded and transcripts need to be made of those questioning sessions. There is way too much shenanigans possible with a *document* that is completed at some undetermined time after a suspect is questioned.


It isn't a law it is fib policy that says they use the 302 form.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (0N4FZ)

28 This isn't the only reason I've never believed Trump was in the Epstein "files." You don't go around promising to release something if you think it will implicate you. Why even bother when you're promising other stuff people care about like crime, inflation, the border, etc. Nobody needed promises on Epstein to tip them to Trump's side.

Then you have the lawfare side who were literally making things up to take down Trump all they while they were supposedly sitting on incriminating Epstein info they could selectively release without implicating all the Dems we KNOW were involved like Clinton and Bill Richardson?

Never made sense. Now, a Comey making stuff up to get Trump? That makes all the sense in the world.

Posted by: the dandy at November 06, 2025 03:21 PM (8l8nW)

29 >>and bank accounts. Out of an abundance of caution....

True.

Also, toss her sock drawer. Just in case she's hiding any Lime Green Dildos.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:21 PM (UDyAS)

30 This dude is probably lying, but I fully support tossing the Comeys in solitary for life, regardless. The Democrats wouldn’t hesitate to act on information like that.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:22 PM (l3YAf)

31
Oh. Oh....she, uh...looks like a younger, fatter, female version of her father. How unfortunate for her. She's quite...homely.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, but the pics are truly her at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM (JCZqz)


I'd do her...

Posted by: Hungry Hungry Hippo at November 06, 2025 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

32 Blame boomers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 03:22 PM (WFtAr)

33 >>Oh. Oh....she, uh...looks like a younger, fatter, female version of her father. How unfortunate for her. She's quite...homely.


You should see John Bolton's 'Daughter'...

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:22 PM (UDyAS)

34 This is what I call a "black herring."

It is information that sullies any reliable information that Trump was not a client.

Go over to reddit and tell them "look, evidence!"
And they will laugh. And they will claim that if this is what we use to defend Trump -- a grifter felon asking for a favor -- then we must not have anything better.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (cxapi)

35 27- yep, exact same reason why virtually all cops now wear body cams, but the reason why they won't is the opposite. Cops wearing bodycams show professionalism 90+percent of the time, getting taped interviews would likely demonstrate significantly less.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (hlNLQ)

36
You should see John Bolton's 'Daughter'...

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:22 PM (UDyAS)

Same mustache?

Posted by: moki at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (wLjpr)

37 "Now, remember, jailhouse testimony is notoriously unreliable and people will say anything in hopes of currying favor from whoever is in a position to set them free."

True. But we have been assured by leftists and Democraps for decades that jailhouse testimony that helps exonerate their favored criminals, rapists, and murderers is totes reliable. The truly evil Central Park Five rapists were let out almost entirely on the most obvious jailhouse bullshit ever.

So: fuck these people through the colon with a neon green dildo. Tartaglione is at least as reliable as any jailhouse informer any leftist ever relied on. In fact, I believe him. I rate it as 90% possible that Epstein was pressured to implicate Trump. Maybe 95%.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

38 Sounds sketchy, but as you say, worth investigating. The Democrats would be all over this like cheap Saddam Hussein designer suits if the political angles broke their way.

Like Harry Reid said about his lies about Romney's taxes, "Well it worked, didn't it."

Posted by: RM at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (n/1Oj)

39 Maurine is some lumpy, doughy chick. Really like the bags under her eyes and the little snout.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (jFCkp)

40 9 There's a reason they prefer to work with criminals, easier to pressure and easier to discredit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (xcxpd)

Birds of a feather.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (yKmBH)

41 23 15 I'd say we need to look at ALL of her communications...just to be sure.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:17 PM (UDyAS)

and bank accounts. Out of an abundance of caution....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

Doubt she needed any financial incentive. Probably a True Believer like daddy dearest who also thinks socking it to OrangeManBad is a moral imperative.

Posted by: Treason for free at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (TbWk/)

42 Investigate everything. Investigate everyone. AAhhh.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (EyfuW)

43 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT IF THERE WERE ANY PROOF OF TRUMP BEING A PEDO ON EPSTEIN ISLAND THEY WOULD HAVE LEAKED IT BACK WHEN HE WAS RUNNING AGAINST HILLARY.

YOU KNOW, THE LADY WHOSE HUSBAND WAS SUCH CLOSE PALS WITH EPSTEIN HE HAD A PAINOF HIM IN A BLUE DRESS AND HEELS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (Hkcdp)

44 On a Liars Scale scale of 0 to Madison Cornbread, I still don't think this quadruple murderer is a full Cornbread.

Posted by: Wally at November 06, 2025 03:24 PM (WGVYq)

45 Also, toss her sock drawer. Just in case she's hiding any Lime Green Dildos.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2025 03:21 PM (UDyAS)

Probably a waste of time. Her underthings are not silk and lace like Melania's. Nothing worth stealing.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:25 PM (yKmBH)

46 If she was a republican, Boasberg would almost certainly issue a secret warrant

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:25 PM (hlNLQ)

47 There is no denying the truth. Maureen is a ackbar babe.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 06, 2025 03:25 PM (89Sog)

48 Once again why cases in DC need to be moved to other venues...just breaking: the DC Sandwich Thrower, Sean Dunn, found Not Guilty of misdemeanor assaulting a federal CBP officer.

I'm sure he will now get some Hawaiian judge to force DOJ to reinstate him to his job.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2025 03:25 PM (a7HML)

49

Is this just his way of demanding sex?

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 03:25 PM (g6TN6)

50 Doubt she needed any financial incentive. Probably a True Believer like daddy dearest who also thinks socking it to OrangeManBad is a moral imperative.
----------------
Yeah. The whole family is likely the same.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:26 PM (jFCkp)

51 35 27- yep, exact same reason why virtually all cops now wear body cams, but the reason why they won't is the opposite. Cops wearing bodycams show professionalism 90+percent of the time, getting taped interviews would likely demonstrate significantly less.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:23 PM (hlNLQ)

And yet many will still file false written reports. The arrogance is sometimes truly breathtaking.

Posted by: 302s are carte blanche to lie at November 06, 2025 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

52 he didn't have to prove anything, as long as President Trump's people could not disprove it.

No reasonable prosecutor could resist that!

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 03:26 PM (ionzI)

53 *taps watch*

Damn thing has been stuck for years now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

54

SHE'S MEEELLLLTTTIINNG!!

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 03:27 PM (g6TN6)

55 Still... worth investigating, I would say.

Posted by: Ace at 03:08 PM

-------------

Jim Jordan's shirt sleeves and strongly-worded pen are on it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (hEHjM)

56 >> yep, exact same reason why virtually all cops now wear body cams, but the reason why they won't is the opposite. Cops wearing bodycams show professionalism 90+percent of the time

Body cams were one of the biggest own goals I’ve seen the left pull off. At the time, I was like “What are you idiots doing??”

It really shows how out-of-touch leftists are with reality that they thought body cams would make people less sympathetic to police and more sympathetic to criminals.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)

57 She looks like her father, which is not good.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (abIsI)

58 Remember, Donald Trump's only "crime" is that he like to bang hot adult women and then marry them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)

59 In before the "nothing will happen crowd" ... and nothing will happen.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (hEHjM)

60
Never NEVER talk to an FBI JBT without a camera and a lawyer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

61 Now, remember, jailhouse testimony is notoriously unreliable and people will say anything in hopes of currying favor from whoever is in a position to set them free.

---------------

He is in a New York prison completely in Democrat control. How going against them will set him free? More likely to get himself Epsteined.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (unUNN)

62 33 >>Oh. Oh....she, uh...looks like a younger, fatter, female version of her father. How unfortunate for her. She's quite...homely.

You should see John Bolton's 'Daughter'...
Posted by: garrett

I've seen Cheney's and McCain's...how much worse could Bolton's....oh...

Jennifer Sarah Bolton, the daughter of John R. Bolton and his wife Gretchen Smith Bolton, married Charles Glen Bush III on June 17

Good to see the US has its own problem with inbreeding royal families. I'm sure these two newlyweds won't look like the product of multiple generations of...

https://tinyurl.com/3h98r43a

Sigh....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, but the pics are truly her at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Jim Jordan's shirt sleeves and strongly-worded pen are on it!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe a


* fist bump

Posted by: Mike Johnson at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (abIsI)

65 I believe it's real.

Because, much like how the left destroyed every law, rule, regulation and policy there was to go after Trump because they knew, they just knew, he had committed so many crimes.

And all they needed was one, single, tiny break. One person to sing and the rest would swing.

So she knew, she just absolutely knew deep to her bones, that Epstein had dirt on Trump.
And, no matter how many legal or ethical lines she had to cross:
The payoff was too big to not do it.

And taking down Trump wipes all sins away; the religious martyr who lives in glory in this life.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (E10jf)

66 No noodin' bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

67 58 Remember, Donald Trump's only "crime" is that he like to bang hot adult women and then marry them.
-----------------
And have lots of children. Total Misogynist.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

68 58- well, nowadays, that's the ultimate crime to the left, it's perversion 24/7- "hot" "adult" and "women" are all problematic to them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (hlNLQ)

69 That Comey lady is fit as a fiddle!

Posted by: The Biden Secret Service at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (WGVYq)

70 It really shows how out-of-touch leftists are with reality that they thought body cams would make people less sympathetic to police and more sympathetic to criminals.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)

Plus just think of all the mindless hours we can now spend watching idiots misbehave around officers of the law? Total win for U-tube.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (yKmBH)

71 No surprise.

They will do anything. ANYTHING to win.

I mean, their minions are murdering and attempting to murder their opponents and all they do is laugh about how he deserved it.

They are not part of our society, they a deadly enemies who want you and your children dead.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (zjgNU)

72 Does Maureen Comey take photos of trees?
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 03:12 PM (Oy/m2)



Random shell cropping. It's where her daddy got an interest in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Remember, Donald Trump's only "crime" is that he like to bang hot adult women and then marry them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)

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"HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT HE SAID 'PUSSY -- WHICH IS WORSE THAN BEING 'LITERALLY HITLER,' H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (hEHjM)

74 It really shows how out-of-touch leftists are with reality that they thought body cams would make people less sympathetic to police and more sympathetic to criminals.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)

People are not inherently dishonest or evil. They are however, fucking stupid. They believe they are honest, honorable and forthright. On the side of the angels.

They believe their own rhetoric.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

75 Trump ain't pardoning any mass murderer.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (EYmYM)

76 Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cellmate Alleges: James Comey's Daughter, Federal Prosecutor Maureen Comey, Said That I Could Walk Free If I Falsely Claimed That Epstein Implicated Trump in His Pedo Schemes
—Ace
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No surprise here.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

77 My question is, why was she allowed to be employed by the DOJ for this long?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (abIsI)

78 Trump ain't pardoning any mass murderer.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (EYmYM)
---
"He pardoned people trying to OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!" -- People not taking breaths.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

79 "HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT HE SAID 'PUSSY -- WHICH IS WORSE THAN BEING 'LITERALLY HITLER,' H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (hEHjM)

I always thought this miss manners accusation was hilarious- especially from women. The first time you catch a girlfriend talking frankly to her girlfriends, I was like 'holy fuck! What the fuc?!?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

80 My question is, why was she allowed to be employed by the DOJ for this long?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (abIsI)




They just write it off.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

81 So she knew, she just absolutely knew deep to her bones, that Epstein had dirt on Trump.
And, no matter how many legal or ethical lines she had to cross:
The payoff was too big to not do it.

And taking down Trump wipes all sins away; the religious martyr who lives in glory in this life.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (E10jf)

This was not about Indicting Trump... this was about the Election. This was using the DOJ to smear a political opponent.

And being Trump, where somehow they believe a Billionaire would rape an ugly woman, in the dressing room of a department store? Or the Germaphobe Trump got pissed on by a couple Russian Hookers?

Many will believe anything anti Trump, no matter how ludicrous.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2025 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

82 Actually the dude should have attempted this with the Biden administration instead of Trump.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:33 PM (EYmYM)

83 People are not inherently dishonest or evil. They are however, fucking stupid. They believe they are honest, honorable and forthright. On the side of the angels.

Totally! We did it all for three benefit of the people!

Posted by: Joseph Stalin, Kim Jong Il, etc at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

84 Trump ain't pardoning any mass murderer.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (EYmYM)
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"He pardoned people trying to OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!" -- People not taking breaths.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

They have built up J6 to where 100s of people were injured or killed during the riot. It is the exact same as gays believing there are concentration camps operating for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

85 LOL! Supreme Court reinstates Trump passport requirement to state BIOLOGICAL SEX.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (g47mK)

86 "HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT HE SAID 'PUSSY -- WHICH IS WORSE THAN BEING 'LITERALLY HITLER,' H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (hEHjM)

And then all the stupid leftist idiots put on their pussy hats and marched around "for science."

Huh.

Stupid is as stupid does, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (yKmBH)

87 >> DC Sandwich Thrower, Sean Dunn, found Not Guilty of misdemeanor assaulting a federal CBP officer.

I think if you throw something non-life-threatening at law enforcement, they should be able to beat you until something breaks. No further. No other punishment needed.

Having watched a lot of body cam footage, we need to bring back clubs. Tasers and pepper spray suck. I want to see skulls cracked and teeth knocked down the throat.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

88 Even John Solomon is saying Bondi needs to go. John. Solomon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)

89 People should start throwing sandwiches at DC police officers, now.

It's "free speech", apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)

90 Ex-DOJ worker who hurled sandwich at federal officer found not guilty

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 03:35 PM (AOsQT)

91 Jennifer Sarah Bolton, the daughter of John R. Bolton and his wife Gretchen Smith Bolton, married Charles Glen Bush III on June 17

Good to see the US has its own problem with inbreeding royal families. I'm sure these two newlyweds won't look like the product of multiple generations of...

https://tinyurl.com/3h98r43a

Sigh....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, but the pics are truly her at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

Nope.... don't believe that is Bolton's kid...

No Stache!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2025 03:35 PM (mP0Kj)

92
https://tinyurl.com/3h98r43a

Sigh....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, but the pics are truly her at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (JCZqz)



Those guys are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 06, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

93 It is the exact same as gays believing there are concentration camps operating for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

Considering that the loudmouth fags think and yell 24/7/365 about their sexual perversions and proclivities, I should think putting them all in one place would ease their minds and offer them great opportunities.

But then, what do I know?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:36 PM (yKmBH)

94 How did he go from child sex trafficking to double murder

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:36 PM (bXbFr)

95 I'll take the word of a quadruple murderer over anyone named Comey.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 06, 2025 03:36 PM (wGerL)

96 Now, remember, jailhouse testimony is notoriously unreliable and people will say anything in hopes of currying favor from whoever is in a position to set them free.

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He is in a New York prison completely in Democrat control. How going against them will set him free? More likely to get himself Epsteined.
Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2025 03:29 PM (unUNN)
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He was convicted of federal charges and filed a federal pardon. So it would be Trump who could pardon him. Trump will never pardon a mass-murderer. But including this in the pardon request is a clever idea to get it noticed. And as I said above, it is probably true.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

97 I see I'm late with that

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (AOsQT)

98 Never made sense. Now, a Comey making stuff up to get Trump? That makes all the sense in the world.
Posted by: the dandy at November 06, 2025 03:21 PM (8l8nW)

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Ten years ago nobody knew about the Comey family and now they are a byword for official corruption.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (unUNN)

99 Still... worth investigating, I would say.

Posted by: Ace at 03:08 PM


with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

100 91- would you believe that Kaitlin Collins is his love child? (I'm on record saying I actually think she's pretty and don't see the mustache, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (hlNLQ)

101 >> It is the exact same as gays believing there are concentration camps operating for them.

*nervous laughter*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (l3YAf)

102 One of the most streetwise guys I ever knew said he would handle an FBI interview as follows: on a piece of paper, write down every question they asked and every answer he gave have the agent initial each one as they went to law.

Worked for the CIA; he had reason to say this.

And keep the paper for his files.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (VCedw)

103 Considering that the loudmouth fags think and yell 24/7/365 about their sexual perversions and proclivities, I should think putting them all in one place would ease their minds and offer them great opportunities.

But then, what do I know?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:36 PM (yKmBH)




The Rump Ranch

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

104 "Even John Solomon is saying Bondi needs to go. John. Solomon."

John Solomon? You mean "the" John Solomon? Well if he says so it must be so! Bondi, you been here 7 months, you go now!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (89Sog)

105 Nope.... don't believe that is Bolton's kid...

No Stache!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2025 03:35 PM (mP0Kj)

She epilates.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (yKmBH)

106 "Epstein told me that [lead prosecutor] Maurene Comey said that he didn't have to prove anything, as long as President Trump's people could not disprove it."


The magic sea shells say "signs point to yes."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (uv8gn)

107 I'll wait to read the sea shells

Posted by: USA at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (9n8Rx)

108 Wow, a whole crowd of us were not on top of our game and still conversing at the thread down below.

But in keeping with the GenZ mantra, that is probably your fault.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (HD3Ny)

109 to law >> went along

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (VCedw)

110 Jennifer Sarah Bolton has a yuge SSRI forehead. Her smile is clown like. Like an evil clown.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (jFCkp)

111 Rush Limbaugh used to say politics was like showbiz for the ugly.
And those Comey and Bolton pics are proof he was right.

Posted by: Wally at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (WGVYq)

112 yep, exact same reason why virtually all cops now wear body cams, but the reason why they won't is the opposite. Cops wearing bodycams show professionalism 90+percent of the time

Body cams were one of the biggest own goals I’ve seen the left pull off. At the time, I was like “What are you idiots doing??”

It really shows how out-of-touch leftists are with reality that they thought body cams would make people less sympathetic to police and more sympathetic to criminals.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM


I had a cop buddy back when we lived in Kentucky when they mandated body cams. The cops hated it at first and then they were all "why did we not do this a long time ago"? They used to have to sit at a desk if someone filed a brutality case against them until they got cleared or the City settled the complaint, after the body cams mandate that $hit stopped almost over night.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2025 03:38 PM (0N4FZ)

113 Ten years ago nobody knew about the Comey family and now they are a byword for official corruption.
Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (unUNN)

/channel Boy George... sings...

Comey Comey comey corruption...
it comes and goes... it comes and goeeesssss

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (mP0Kj)

114 Sorry quadruple

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (bXbFr)

115 >> LOL! Supreme Court reinstates Trump passport requirement to state BIOLOGICAL SEX.

Thank you, President John Roberts, for throwing us a meaningless bone!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

116 That Comey lady is fit as a fiddle!

Posted by: The Biden Secret Service at November 06, 2025 03:30 PM (WGVYq)
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"I HAVE NEEDS!" -- German Mohammed.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

117 91- would you believe that Kaitlin Collins is his love child? (I'm on record saying I actually think she's pretty and don't see the mustache, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (hlNLQ)
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You are joking, right? Sarcasm? She's a man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (HD3Ny)

118 Does Maureen Comey take photos of trees?
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 03:12 PM (Oy/m2)

Random shell cropping. It's where her daddy got an interest in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

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[At the risk of crossing the memes:]

The Nut-Job doesn't fall far from the fruit of the poisonous Pine-Scented Druid Redwood Philosopher.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (hEHjM)

119 John Solomon could use Ozempic.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (jFCkp)

120 Trump ain't pardoning any mass murderer.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:31 PM (EYmYM)
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Surely not. But the pardon application claims there were all kinds of prosecutorial misdeeds, witness tampering, etc. The Epstein tidbit was used to bolster this claim -- the prosecution is devious and can't be trusted -- and is a clever way to get it noticed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

121 It is the exact same as gays believing there are concentration camps operating for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

This was (and is) one of the weirdest accusations that cropped up around the 2016 election and continued to this day. "He's going to put all the gays in death camps!" Same thing for Hispanics and Moslems. Uh...what? He was never going to do any such thing, nor has he done or ever will do any such thing. And yet it's an ongoing article of faith, along with "trans genocide" and other such delusion.

Posted by: The human mind is reprobate at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

122 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

If he could have had some back door discussion with the Biden administration I imagine his chances could have been better to cut a deal of some sort.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (EYmYM)

123 Is this true? Given what we know about Trump's enemies, who and what they are and how low they're willing to go, I'd say yes.

Posted by: troyriser at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (DPeYO)

124 117- you missed an opportunity- should have said, "that's a man, baby!" and socked as Austin Powers. But no, I think she's a good looking woman.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (hlNLQ)

125 Plausible.

Posted by: Edward at November 06, 2025 03:41 PM (9gg3L)

126 115 >> LOL! Supreme Court reinstates Trump passport requirement to state BIOLOGICAL SEX.

Thank you, President John Roberts, for throwing us a meaningless bone!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

A win is a win

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)

127 I've been misreading this the entire time. She wanted Epstein to implicate Trump before the election in return for his freedom. Not Tartaglione, the ex-cop.

Man. Gotta wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 03:41 PM (ionzI)

128 Probably a waste of time. Her underthings are not silk and lace like Melania's. Nothing worth stealing.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK

We could use them as our sails were sorely ripped in that North Sea gale.

Posted by: Horatio Nelson at November 06, 2025 03:41 PM (DsA2n)

129 One of the most streetwise guys I ever knew said he would handle an FBI interview as follows: on a piece of paper, write down every question they asked and every answer he gave have the agent initial each one as they went to law.

Worked for the CIA; he had reason to say this.

And keep the paper for his files.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Q: Where were you last night?

A: "I was thinking about having sex with your wife last night." Then hold up the L fingers to your forehead. Loser and Lawyer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:41 PM (abIsI)

130 former police officer Nicholas Tartaglione


Of the Knob Hill Tartagliones?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (wVcYX)

131 @127

>>Man. Gotta wonder why he didn't.

Maybe he was on an integrity kick that week.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)

132 It's gonna be fun when they try to defend Comey saying that it's a bullshit jailhouse accusation...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2025 03:18 PM


[ Michael Cohen has entered the chat ]

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (jc0TO)

133 Tartaglione Is an ex cop who tortured and murdered four people. He’s a known liar. So forgive me if I take this with a grain of salt. Even though Comey’s daughter is homely.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (pXXpD)

134 John Solomon could use Ozempic.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (jFCkp)
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As could most of our country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (HD3Ny)

135 Thank you, President John Roberts, for throwing us a meaningless bone!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)
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Yup a real legal traditionalist somewhere along the line would be compelled to say that the Court is listening to cases it has no business reviewing.

That would actually *preserve* the Constitution.

But rare is the judge that isn't tempted to want to review decisions on the worry that things could "get out of hand".

Which is why the judges are working as a factor to create more and more judicial review of things not defined in law.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:42 PM (krQz2)

136 The people who aren’t kiddie fvckèrz or homosexual, or otherwise compromised in some way that is subject to extortion are completely unsuitable for government.

Herr Schicklegruber’s 1920s police file showed he liked college boys. JM Keynes was a kiddie diddler. Whittaker Chambers was really close to Alger Hiss IYKWIMAITTYD. And so it goes.

I can see why Mr. Trump was so feared at first. The ridicule heaped on him initially was a ruse, that belied their concern. They knew he had FU money, so he wasn’t beholden to the donor class. Or the DNC or the RNC.

And he was clean as a Boy Scout, by their Washington, DC standards anyhow. Big problem. Huge problem. Everybody loved the Donald before 2015. Then they tried to laugh at him as some sort of joke “don’t take him seriously”. Then he’s the worst human being in world history.

Kinda wacky the lengths they’ll go. Evil doesn’t begin to describe it.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (0mY7E)

137 >> They used to have to sit at a desk if someone filed a brutality case against them until they got cleared or the City settled the complaint, after the body cams mandate that $hit stopped almost over night.

It also showed the average person that cops have the patience of saints. They put up with so much crap. I watch those videos and five seconds in I’m screaming “Tase her! Tase her!” but the police will continue to calmly debate them as the suspects hurls insults and become increasingly violent.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (l3YAf)

138 And yet it's an ongoing article of faith, along with "trans genocide" and other such delusion.
Posted by: The human mind is reprobate at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

It is so weird. It is like... stolen Jewish valor somehow. Every grievance group wants to claim to have been led into poison showers, or Cambodian killing fields or whatever. I guess when you hold up grievance as the ultimate social capitol it makes sense, but it makes it no less insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

139 Story is unclear. Was the offer made to Epstein, Tartaglione, or both?

For the record, I believe Trump was not involved in Epstein's activities and Trump stopped associating with Epstein after finding out about his activities.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (FMtrg)

140 131 127 - that's honestly probably the best evidence it's bullshit, why would Epstein not do it. Nothing to lose, no love lost between him and Trump.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (hlNLQ)

141 A DC jury refused to convict the guy who literally had text messages to the FBI contradicted by his own billing records pushing the Steele dossier for Hillary. Of course they're not going to convict the sandwich tosser.

Posted by: the dandy at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (8l8nW)

142 110 Jennifer Sarah Bolton has a yuge SSRI forehead. - Pudinhead

Yep. You could do a PowerPoint presentation on that thing.

Posted by: Paco at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (mADJX)

143 While totally believable considering the Chaos crew in DC at that time, I'm thinking that he is leveraging this "info" to get a pardon from Trump and most likely is false.

Posted by: Cheri at November 06, 2025 03:44 PM (oiNtH)

144 I'm dubious about accepting jailhouse testimony without any evidence but it would seem in keeping with the family tradition for her to make up shit to frame Trump for something he didn't do.

Dad probably told her what to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 03:44 PM (viF8m)

145 Well, a passport is an identity document and must have truthful information on it, allowing people to choose genders that are contrary to their biological gender is a falsification an a lie.

Pretty easy call if you ask me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:44 PM (XV/Pl)

146 I know that no one will believe me, but I thought this from the very start of Epstein’s second prosecution. I thought they wanted to “flip” him like they “flipped” Michael Cohen.

When he hanged himself, I really did think it made more sense for Trump to want him dead than Hillary, not because I think Trump did anything wrong but because Trump had far far more to lose with Epstein in the hands of the “Justice” Dept at the time.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (mpDrM)

147 Comey repped hsbc which one of the largest laundries in the world next to deutsch bank

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (bXbFr)

148 And yet it's an ongoing article of faith, along with "trans genocide" and other such delusion.
Posted by: The human mind is reprobate at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

Can't be a victim without someone making you one. Even if it's a strawman.

So tired of the sickos and weirdos running everyone's lives. They all need to just fuck off.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (yKmBH)

149 LOL! Supreme Court reinstates Trump passport requirement to state BIOLOGICAL SEX.

This is mind boggling stupid. There are going to be thousands of people harassed at airports and in foreign countries because they look like the opposite sex on their passport. And in some countries we are going to see Americans jailed and possibly beaten because of this.

We were always delaying the inevitable, but an Executive Order is just as easily undone. Still were able to give tons of people a window to use the old rules. Which, for any idiot with nothing better to say than "good" here were in place since the 90s.

So much for getting my correct passport. Now I gonna have to carry around extra fucking papers to prove who I am. Fuck this place extra hard now that they can enforce it.

Bigots gonna do bigoted stuff. No surprises there. And then the Supremes wonder why the American people have a historically low opinion of them. Go figure.

Shadow docket does more shadowy things. This court is illegitimate.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (JCZqz)

150 Will mention again but more briefly this is what they wanted to mark Trump with for all time. That's what it was and is about. They want to paint US as the pedos - projection again - and so they wanted to pair Trump with Epstein now and forevermore.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (LoCP+)

151 Nothing to lose, no love lost between him and Trump.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (hlNLQ)

Epstein as vile as he was, was not stupid. He would be dead either way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

152 >>For the record, I believe Trump was not involved in Epstein's activities and Trump stopped associating with Epstein after finding out about his activities.

It goes further than that. When Epstein was brought up on state charges in Florida by some of the girls their lawyer said one person called him and offered to testify against Epstein and help in any way he could. That one person was Donald Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (viF8m)

153 Trump was never involved with Epstein on any of the scurrilous crap. They wouldn’t have needed to invent the Russia Hoax is he was, or of there was any material way he could be connected.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (pXXpD)

154 Epstein told tartaglione about the proffer

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (bXbFr)

155 Some good news:

The Supreme Court on Thursday refused to block the Trump administration from requiring that the sex designation on US passports align with a traveler’s biological sex. You'll be shocked, shocked to know which three judges dissented.

https://tinyurl.com/22ztytum

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

156 This is mind boggling stupid. There are going to be thousands of people harassed at airports and in foreign countries because they look like the opposite sex on their passport. And in some countries we are going to see Americans jailed and possibly beaten because of this.



It's as if they don't know that their picture is on their passport and would be an accurate representation, most likely, of what they look like........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

157
Well, hell. Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station -- some space junk likely their docked return capsule.

There are calls for Elon to rescue the Chicoms, but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (w6EFb)

158 >> Shadow docket does more shadowy things. This court is illegitimate.

They’re not wrong there. SCOTUS has no business being involved with this stuff. John Roberts needs to be sent to Gitmo for trying to overthrow the elected government.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (l3YAf)

159 Time to look more closely in Comey's Closet methinks. It's ALWAYS fucking projection.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 03:48 PM (LoCP+)

160 Maureen Comey: just a chip off the ol' crock.

Maybe she can be convinced to turn state's evidence against her father.

Posted by: Paco at November 06, 2025 03:48 PM (mADJX)

161 That was a rich vein of stupid from depleted uranium

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:48 PM (bXbFr)

162 127 I've been misreading this the entire time. She wanted Epstein to implicate Trump before the election in return for his freedom. Not Tartaglione, the ex-cop.

Man. Gotta wonder why he didn't.
Posted by: t-bird

Tartaglione a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Jennifer Comey all along

Posted by: Confused old Don Corleone at November 06, 2025 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

163 This is mind boggling stupid. There are going to be thousands of people harassed at airports

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
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Already happens. It's called TSA.

Just because everybody has surrendered to this treatment, doesn't mean it's not harassment.

And they just pick people at random to harass.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:49 PM (krQz2)

164 Use the police body cams really backfired on all the phony police bashers. And make for a hell of a lot of entertaining youtube videos

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 03:49 PM (Je+XU)

165 I bet there are a few bits of truth mixed in with a lot of exaggerations in that pardon application.

I can see Epstein saying something about Trump and Trump not being involved or he would have used it to get an eventual pardon.

Murdering cop took that and framed it to what he believed was to his benefit.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:49 PM (EYmYM)

166 Has anyone reconciled that youe average Ukraine flag waver who hates purin prolly just voted putin into office in NY city?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2025 03:49 PM (dcz8F)

167 There are calls for Elon to rescue the Chicoms, but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (w6EFb)

EVA?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:50 PM (l3YAf)

168 We're interested because we trust neither federal prosecutors nor the Comey family. It's a reasonable wager people in both categories are capable of stupefyingly unethical dealings.

Posted by: Art Deco at November 06, 2025 03:50 PM (2TXH9)

169 BOMBSHELL: J6 Pipe Bomb Suspect Identified — “She’s one of us!”

https://tinyurl.com/y2xwktpv

"Us" being the FBI.

Glennnnnnnnn Beck so take with grain of salt.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:50 PM (abIsI)

170 102 One of the most streetwise guys I ever knew said he would handle an FBI interview as follows: on a piece of paper, write down every question they asked and every answer he gave have the agent initial each one as they went to law.

Posted by: JM in Illinois

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Just tell them to go fuck their mother

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (cxapi)

171
Well, hell. Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station -- some space junk likely their docked return capsule.

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Just order a genuine chineseium docking station off amazon. It's sure to work!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (Je+XU)

172 So much for getting my correct passport. Now I gonna have to carry around extra fucking papers to prove who I am. Fuck this place extra hard now that they can enforce it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2025 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
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I hope you people were against the "vaccine passport" idea---other wise you're big fucking special-purpose liars.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (krQz2)

173 I guess when you hold up grievance as the ultimate social capitol it makes sense, but it makes it no less insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

It is a lot of emotional manipulation. These are people that nobody likes, particularly, because they are selfish and slightly insane. So, they try to gin up sympathy because that is all the hook they have toward social acceptance. Nobody likes the idea of living next to a buttfucker, or a kiddie-diddler, or any other kind of person who defines themselves by their sexual perversions, but of course the perverts think they need love from normies to be able to look themselves in the mirror, so they extort it rather than earn it.

I refuse to be emotionally manipulated. I survived worse in my family of origin and I'm over it.

Straighten up and fly right, or fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (yKmBH)

174 Anybody ever know a person who won the lottery really well? Especially outside the last 10 years? I mean one of the big jackpots.

A guy offered this as proof to me it was rigged. He’s believe there is enough computing strength to successfully predict the numbers based on past drawings and other data.

M

Posted by: Vengeance at November 06, 2025 03:52 PM (QUttH)

175 >> And they just pick people at random to harass.

It’s not random, they pick on whites and old people, the groups least likely to do terrorism or bring a full auto Glock onto a plane.

The rule should be that Arabs and Muslims aren’t allowed on planes; blacks, latinx and Hindus get enhanced screening; and non-tattooed whites get metal detector only.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (l3YAf)

176 So the sandwich thrower is not guilty... Does that mean he didn't throw the sandwhich cause we saw him do it..I guess it just means it's ok to throw stuff at cops....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (VE6XX)

177 At The Express: "Couple ‘caught in the act’ at 90mph nearly cause fatal pile-up on German autobahn"

I never expected the Krauts to slow down to a measly 90mph just to have routine autosex! Another dire sign of the arrival of the end times.

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (7imtn)

178 -------------------
Just tell them to go fuck their mother
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (cxapi)

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Believe me he's capable of it. But I think his job with the CIA had certain requirements and restrictions

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (ywTo8)

179 Of course they werent

Jury nullification

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (bXbFr)

180 173- My goodness. Pickle Queen’s must’ve put an extra portion of salt in the recipe today!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (hlNLQ)

181 There is no such thing as a trans person. There are males and females. Some males and fewer females are homosexual. Within that group, mostly males are cross dressers heretofore known as Drag Queens. The better looking of that group performed at bars on the other side of town.

Those very few who decided on self-mutilation were thought of as demented having severe psychological dysfunction. The world is in a dysfunctional state and the acknowledgement of its terminology only helps perpetuate it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (5uRA0)

182 At The Express: "Couple ‘caught in the act’ at 90mph nearly cause fatal pile-up on German autobahn"

I never expected the Krauts to slow down to a measly 90mph just to have routine autosex! Another dire sign of the arrival of the end times.
Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (7imtn)

Fun on the autobahn.

Posted by: Kraftwerk at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (wVcYX)

183 It’s not random, they pick on whites and old people, the groups least likely to do terrorism or bring a full auto Glock onto a plane.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (l3YAf)
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No, one particular selection case is random. Totally random.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (krQz2)

184 Just tell them to go fuck their mother
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (cxapi)

Never talk to the police. Ever.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (l3YAf)

185 jailhouse testimony is notoriously unreliable"

But jailhouse rock?

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (tubbA)

186 There are calls for Elon to rescue the Chicoms, but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (w6EFb)

I always thought of that scenario and wondered why a space walk rescue wouldn't work. Probably simple answer. Anyone?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (EYmYM)

187 Its steve baker so i believe it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (bXbFr)

188 Some good news:

The Supreme Court on Thursday refused to block the Trump administration from requiring that the sex designation on US passports align with a traveler’s biological sex. You'll be shocked, shocked to know which three judges dissented.

https://tinyurl.com/22ztytum
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)


you don't read the comment, do you....

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (g47mK)

189 Couple ‘caught in the act’ at 90mph nearly cause fatal pile-up on German autobahn"

German heh.
What's the over/under on doing butt stuff?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)

190 Those very few who decided on self-mutilation were thought of as demented having severe psychological dysfunction. The world is in a dysfunctional state and the acknowledgement of its terminology only helps perpetuate it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 06, 2025 03:54 PM (5uRA0)



They are transsexual, not transgendered.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

191 There is no such thing as a trans person. There are males and females.
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I believe this would earn you a 10 year sentence in the UK

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (HD3Ny)

192
Space junk is getting to be a problem. And the Chicoms were the biggest contributor to it with that anti-satellite test they did back in 2007. It created thousands of pieces of debris flying willy-nilly.

The danger is the so-called Kessler Effect. If you get enough debris in orbit, at some critical number, you start getting a cascade effect, with runaway collisions. At the point, the "half life" of something in orbit -- a measure of average time before a random collision -- drops to nothing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)

193 Space junk is getting to be a problem. And the Chicoms were the biggest contributor to it with that anti-satellite test they did back in 2007. It created thousands of pieces of debris flying willy-nilly.

The danger is the so-called Kessler Effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)
_________

"Tell me about it"

-- Han Solo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

194 but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible."

So, Temu for parts?

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (tubbA)

195 Couple ‘caught in the act’ at 90mph nearly cause fatal pile-up on German autobahn"

German heh.
What's the over/under on doing butt stuff?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)
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Or, she was in leather whipping him with her "special" whip, yelling "You Will Drive Faster!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (HD3Ny)

196 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (eQmnE)

197 They tried to have A Night of One Thousand knives. Is that what it was called in German history?

Except it would take a many months here i think.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (EyfuW)

198 The danger is the so-called Kessler Effect. If you get enough debris in orbit, at some critical number, you start getting a cascade effect, with runaway collisions. At the point, the "half life" of something in orbit -- a measure of average time before a random collision -- drops to nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)
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Two students in my class are using orbital space debris as the topic of their major paper.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (IBQGV)

199 Musk needs to develop the first space vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (abIsI)

200 There are calls for Elon to rescue the Chicoms, but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (w6EFb)

I always thought of that scenario and wondered why a space walk rescue wouldn't work. Probably simple answer. Anyone?
Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (EYmYM)

Go watch Marooned (1969 ) Peck, Crenna, Janssen, Hackman, Franciscus

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (wVcYX)

201 They are transsexual, not transgendered."

Sweet?

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (tubbA)

202 180 173- My goodness. Pickle Queen’s must’ve put an extra portion of salt in the recipe today!
Posted by: Farmer

Pickle Queen? Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time. Well of course I know her...she's me! I haven't gone by the name Pickle Queen since, oh, before I dropped my dead name.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (JCZqz)

203 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)

Surprised Malia's come up with a street sweeper space craft.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (EYmYM)

204 >> I always thought of that scenario and wondered why a space walk rescue wouldn't work

As it is, I imagine the space suit systems are utterly incompatible. Now, one might jury rig something, where they could spacewalk into a Dragon capsule, and somehow rig something to interface. I have no idea.

Maybe, if it comes to it, they could just risk re-entry without their suits on, using capsule air, but I have no idea.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

205 German heh.
What's the over/under on doing butt stuff?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)

'Couple' is also suspect.

There has been a few things I have seen while doing research on other things where people make sex tapes in self driving Teslas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (zZu0s)

206
It really shows how out-of-touch leftists are with reality that they thought body cams would make people less sympathetic to police and more sympathetic to criminals.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)

———

Did they ever watch COPS?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 06, 2025 03:58 PM (fN5AQ)

207 LOL! Supreme Court reinstates Trump passport requirement to state BIOLOGICAL SEX.
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Jumanji Brown, of course, writes the dissent.

The 6-3 majority opinion has this, horror of horrors:

"Displaying passport holders' sex at birth no more offends equal protection principles than displaying their country of birth--in both cases, the Government is merely attesting to a historical fact without subjecting anyone to differential treatment."
Consider the future implication of the "historical fact" phrase.

And yes, the lower court ruling was based on a violation of the Administrative Procedures Act, as all the illegal injunctions have.
I mention that because, while the clown judges can't see it, they're basically forcing SCOTUS to forbid their use of the APA as a catch-all, and may go so far as declaring the APA unconstitutional.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2025 03:59 PM (E10jf)

208 Musk needs to develop the first space vacuum cleaner."

Spaceballs Part III?

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 03:59 PM (tubbA)

209 "German heh.
What's the over/under on doing butt stuff?"

Check out I-90 westbound after passing O'Hare. If you dare.

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 03:59 PM (7imtn)

210 Autocorrect is out of control

.,,,Musk hasn't

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 03:59 PM (EYmYM)

211 How the fuck did humanity make it this far with fucking leftards around in every form and every stupid fuck fashion since time immemorial. Seriously think about it. Fighting nature is hard enough but to combat their dumbfuckery, misery and destruction for thousands of years, I can't figure out how the whole planet isn't enslaved yet.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (LoCP+)

212 Night of the Long Knives.

The Soviets called it the Show Trials and the great purge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (zZu0s)

213 German heh.
What's the over/under on doing butt stuff?"

I'm thinking she was pooping on him.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (EYmYM)

214 I hope elongated criminal James Comey gets a short bed.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (kTd/k)

215 >So the sandwich thrower is not guilty... Does that mean he didn't throw the sandwhich
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it means the jury didn't consider it assault
it was protected free speech

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (AOsQT)

216 How the fuck did humanity make it this far with fucking leftards around in every form and every stupid fuck fashion since time immemorial."

By the skin of our teeth...

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (tubbA)

217 I'm thinking she was pooping on him.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (EYmYM)

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the BM

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (l3YAf)

218 A guy offered this as proof to me it was rigged. He’s believe there is enough computing strength to successfully predict the numbers based on past drawings and other data.

We've seen how they rig elections in a huge RICO. A lottery would be child's play.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (ionzI)

219 Two students in my class are using orbital space debris as the topic of their major paper.
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I saw Orbital Space Debris open for Spooky Tooth at Cobo Arena in 72.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (jFCkp)

220 The danger is the so-called Kessler Effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)

Edith Kessler must die!

Posted by: Spock at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (wVcYX)

221 Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (eQmnE)
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Ok, that's funny.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (f/d3F)

222 The Supreme Court on Thursday refused to block the Trump administration from requiring that the sex designation on US passports align with a traveler’s biological sex. You'll be shocked, shocked to know which three judges dissented.

Look forward to seeing the bitter harridan AWFL hags of the Lefty Legal YouTube show Strict Scrutiny cry about this, and get moist talking about Ketanji Brown Jackson's "fierce" dissent that will document the evils of the court and be required reading for a future law students.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2025 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

223 Anybody ever know a person who won the lottery really well? Especially outside the last 10 years? I mean one of the big jackpots.

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A family friend won $1 million. She was elderly and estranged from here middle-aged daughter. Daughter spent all her time trying to weasel the money out from under her. She never moved out of her trailer home. Died a few years later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who's Had Just About Enough at November 06, 2025 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

224 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (eQmnE)

Hah that's good.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 04:02 PM (EYmYM)

225 No one seems to know who I am.

Hint. My mother is a great artist.
"One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'"

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 04:02 PM (cxapi)

226 How the fuck did humanity make it this far with fucking leftards around in every form and every stupid fuck fashion since time immemorial. Seriously think about it. Fighting nature is hard enough but to combat their dumbfuckery, misery and destruction for thousands of years, I can't figure out how the whole planet isn't enslaved yet.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 04:00 PM (LoCP+)

Just wait a bit.

Posted by: Col. "Blue Eyes" Taylor at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (wVcYX)

227 If I watch Nick Fuentes talking with the sound of the hair on the back of my neck stands up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (kTd/k)

228 Not surprising, and nothing will be done.

Does anyone imagine the feds looked under every fucking rock for something to charge Trump with? For eight years?

These shifty prosecutions were the MOST they could find, outside of the stuff they straight up manufactured.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (gDhA9)

229 Well, hell. Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station -- some space junk likely their docked return capsule.

There are calls for Elon to rescue the Chicoms, but that's a big no-go, as the Chicom station and associated docking ports and systems are utterly incompatible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:47 PM (w6EFb)

Launch a satellite missile. Problem over.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (snZF9)

230 I would say the odds of this statement being true, that Comey's daughter was attempting to suborn perjury from Epstein, are pretty close to 100%.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (Da7Vv)

231 223 Whitey Bulger won $6M, but he never mentioned it to me. Didn't change him at all.

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 04:04 PM (7imtn)

232 230 I would say the odds of this statement being true, that Comey's daughter was attempting to suborn perjury from Epstein, are pretty close to 100%.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 06, 2025 04:03 PM (Da7Vv)

Fits the MO

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 04:04 PM (VE6XX)

233 So the sandwich thrower is not guilty... Does that mean he didn't throw the sandwhich cause we saw him do it..I guess it just means it's ok to throw stuff at cops....

It means that the US is a failed state and the trial by jury system no longer works.

We are at the place where a Magic 8 Ball has better judgement than a jury of your "peers".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 06, 2025 04:04 PM (pUU4E)

234 How the fuck did humanity make it this far with fucking leftards around in every form and every stupid fuck fashion since time immemorial. Seriously think about it. Fighting nature is hard enough but to combat their dumbfuckery, misery and destruction for thousands of years, I can't figure out how the whole planet isn't enslaved yet.
Posted by: ...

It's only recently that any nation has become so wealthy that so many unproductive layabouts could survive and thrive.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2025 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

235 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM



Like Hamas.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 04:05 PM (jc0TO)

236 Remember, Donald Trump's only "crime" is that he like to bang hot adult women and then marry them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)

False. Categorically.

Trump's only crime is that he electorally kicked the shit out of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at November 06, 2025 04:05 PM (oSeBJ)

237 Target’s sloppier stores are wearing on shoppers, and its turnaround could hinge on cleaning them up

https://tinyurl.com/4ra2hedw

I wonder what they mean by sloppy?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 04:05 PM (abIsI)

238 So throwing stuff at cops is free speech ? This is not gonna end well....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (VE6XX)

239 Nepotism is endemic in political circles. The rotten fruit don't fall far from the wicked trees.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (ynpvh)

240 Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station

They should at least demand a refund from Amazon if they bought a return ticket.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (ionzI)

241 It's only recently that any nation has become so wealthy indebted that so many unproductive layabouts could survive and thrive.

FIFY.

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (7imtn)

242 235 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM

Like Hamas.
Posted by: toby928(c)

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

243 Trump's only crime is that he electorally kicked the shit out of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at November 06, 2025 04:05 PM (oSeBJ)

That and eating well-done steak, smdh

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (l3YAf)

244 I can't figure out how the whole planet isn't enslaved yet"

Mostly is. What many in the west think is normal...isn't.

Posted by: man at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (tubbA)

245 235 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM
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Karen Bass moved her office?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (jFCkp)

246
You are either male or female.

Posted by: four seasons at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (3ek7K)

247 @211. I can't figure out how the whole planet isn't enslaved yet.


Some of us have guns.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (9HFDU)

248 The Ilinois lottery payout rate is just 65%.

And then they tax your winnings.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (73UVn)

249 So the sandwich thrower is not guilty... Does that mean he didn't throw the sandwhich cause we saw him do it..I guess it just means it's ok to throw stuff at cops....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 03:53 PM (VE6XX)
______

Jury refused to convict this rump-ranger of misdemeanor assault. It's not that they didn't believe he threw the sandwich. It's that they didn't think it rose to the level of assault.

The defense lawyers successfully argued -- to a surely leftwing Trump-hating jury -- that the whole thing was comical, rather than a violent assault, and the real reason he was being prosecuted was for his speech accompanying the sandwich-throw.

Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

250 236 Remember, Donald Trump's only "crime" is that he like to bang hot adult women and then marry them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2025 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)

False. Categorically.

Trump's only crime is that he electorally kicked the shit out of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at November 06, 2025 04:05 PM (oSeBJ)

His original crime was competitively challenging a powerful Dem. All other charges stem from the dems' vindictiveness.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (ynpvh)

251 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (CXtjm)

252 248 The Ilinois lottery payout rate is just 65%.

And then they tax your winnings.
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Its for your own good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (jFCkp)

253 >> Mostly is. What many in the west think is normal...isn't.

Exactly.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (l3YAf)

254 [i238 So throwing stuff at cops is free speech ? This is not gonna end well....
Posted by: It's me donna

Sounds like a sh*t sandwich to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (abIsI)

255 240 Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station

They should at least demand a refund from Amazon if they bought a return ticket.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (ionzI)

They bought it off Alibaba or Temu.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

256 The Islamic world has shipped all their evil retards to the West.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (kTd/k)

257 221 Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM (eQmnE)
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Ok, that's funny.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 04:01 PM (f/d3F)

Horrible but hilarious?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (yKmBH)

258 245 235 Breaking news:

Mayor Jihadi has just moved the mayors office under Children's Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 03:57 PM
----------------
Karen Bass moved her office?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 04:06 PM (jFCkp)

Billy Bass >>> Karen Bass

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

259 Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station

You been here four hours!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (Mg0K4)

260 243 Trump's only crime is that he electorally kicked the shit out of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants

That and eating well-done steak, smdh
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

As God intended.

Posted by: Black Americans, apparently, in a newly discovered stereotype at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

261 It's only recently that any nation has become so wealthy that so many unproductive layabouts could survive and thrive.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2025 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

——-

The free money for decades has played a large part in the stupid crap that has been going on.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (fN5AQ)

262 256 The Islamic world has shipped all their evil retards to the West.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (kTd/k)

I expect they kept some of the evil retards home for other purposes. They are like evil rabbits, inbreeding and spreading their "closely-held beliefs" one murder at a time.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (yKmBH)

263 The Ilinois lottery payout rate is just 65%.

And then they tax your winnings.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM (73UVn)

And you’d have to be an idiot to not take the lump sum, so it’s even worse.

I don’t gamble, but it’s gotten so bad I don’t even daydream about buying a Powerball ticket until the jackpot is over $100m..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (l3YAf)

264 The defense lawyers successfully argued -- to a surely leftwing Trump-hating jury -- that the whole thing was comical, rather than a violent assault, and the real reason he was being prosecuted was for his speech accompanying the sandwich-throw.

Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM


He's still fired though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (jc0TO)

265 >>Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.

It didn't make a partical of difference what the DOJ did or didn't do. It's a DC jury. They are never going to convict anyone for a crime against someone they perceive as working for Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 04:10 PM (viF8m)

266 Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM

He's still fired though.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (jc0TO)

Probably gonna sue to get his job back and some judge we tell Trump he has to reinstate him...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (VE6XX)

267 121 It is the exact same as gays believing there are concentration camps operating for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

This was (and is) one of the weirdest accusations that cropped up around the 2016 election and continued to this day. "He's going to put all the gays in death camps!" Same thing for Hispanics and Moslems. Uh...what? He was never going to do any such thing, nor has he done or ever will do any such thing. And yet it's an ongoing article of faith, along with "trans genocide" and other such delusion.
Posted by: The human mind is reprobate at November 06, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)
______
Isn't Trump a boomer? Then it must be true.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (s0JqF)

268 Just tell them to go fuck their mother
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 03:51 PM (cxapi)

Bing, pow, poom, ping!

Posted by: FBI Agent at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (4rdBE)

269 I was arguing with a 'healthcare is a right' lefty recently, and he pulled out the 'In a nation so wealthy ...' canard. Of course.

We need to dispel from our own thinking the myth that we are wealthy, so wealthy that we can accomplish ANYTHING we want. We aren't, and we can't.

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (7imtn)

270 We tax the rain.

Posted by: The people's republic of Maryland at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (CXtjm)

271 >> Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.

Heckuva job, Blondi!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (l3YAf)

272 The defense lawyers successfully argued -- to a surely leftwing Trump-hating jury -- that the whole thing was comical, rather than a violent assault, and the real reason he was being prosecuted was for his speech accompanying the sandwich-throw.

Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:07 PM

He's still fired though.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 04:09 PM (jc0TO)
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Yea. I'm not saying I wouldn't have prosecuted. I would have. But I woulda done it differently. Would it have mattered in front of a DC jury? Probably not.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

273 Horrible but hilarious?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK

Can we talk to Bibi and borrow the IDF for a month to clean out NYC?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2025 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

274 We tax the rain.
Posted by: The people's republic of Maryland at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM


I bless it.

Posted by: Toto at November 06, 2025 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

275 Bing, pow, poom, ping!
Posted by: FBI Agent
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Are you still here?
I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 06, 2025 04:12 PM (cxapi)

276 Apparently 3 Chicom astronauts are stuck on the Chicom space station

Look around the station, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: Guy Fleegman at November 06, 2025 04:12 PM (wVcYX)

277 Yea. I'm not saying I wouldn't have prosecuted. I would have. But I woulda done it differently. Would it have mattered in front of a DC jury? Probably not.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:11 PM


I would have just eaten his sandwich.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

278 Space junk is getting to be a problem. And the Chicoms were the biggest contributor to it with that anti-satellite test they did back in 2007. It created thousands of pieces of debris flying willy-nilly.

The danger is the so-called Kessler Effect. If you get enough debris in orbit, at some critical number, you start getting a cascade effect, with runaway collisions. At the point, the "half life" of something in orbit -- a measure of average time before a random collision -- drops to nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2025 03:55 PM (w6EFb)
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Elon whistles casually as he sends...checks notes...40,000 starlink satellites into LEO.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2025 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

279 nood

Posted by: gp at November 06, 2025 04:14 PM (7imtn)

280 Elon whistles casually as he sends...checks notes...40,000 starlink satellites into LEO.
Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2025 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

Elon is actually a Martian in disguise. He was sent to Earth to Kesslerize the planet and keep us trapped here.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 06, 2025 04:14 PM (l3YAf)

281 Sadly, I mentioned from the beginning that the DOJ botched this case and the guy would walk. They did. He did.

It didn't make a partical of difference what the DOJ did or didn't do. It's a DC jury. They are never going to convict anyone for a crime against someone they perceive as working for Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 04:10 PM (viF8m)
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Even if you have an unwinnable case, you still do the best you can, if for no other reason to ensure you look competent. If you botch an unwinnable case, you still look incompetent. And if you can improve your odds of winning from 1% to 5% by doing it right, that's important.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

282 this reads like the guy is saying exactly what he thinks Trump would want to hear

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 06, 2025 04:17 PM (V6W16)

283 Horrible but hilarious?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 06, 2025 04:08 PM (yKmBH)

Not as horrible as the meme of the infamous Charlotte train photo of the girl right before she gets her throat cut. They photoshopped in Mamdani with a knife behind and the Statue of Liberty sitting looking at her phone.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 04:18 PM (EYmYM)

284 Haven't we established that if Trump was implicated in the Epstein files, that would have been used against him a looooong time ago?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2025 04:19 PM (PMtkd)

285 And how did the DOJ botch the case?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 04:20 PM (EYmYM)

286 >>>The rule should be that Arabs and Muslims aren’t allowed on planes; blacks, latinx and Hindus get enhanced screening; and non-tattooed whites get metal detector only.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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If all the Islamists were in Islam there would be no derision toward them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 06, 2025 04:20 PM (5uRA0)

287 A guy offered this as proof to me it was rigged. He’s believe there is enough computing strength to successfully predict the numbers based on past drawings and other data.

I vaguely recall a story about someone that had managed to rig several lotteries that got caught because winning multiple ones of them was beyond the odds of believe-ability and it attracted police attention.

But it wasn't some sort of computing it was some more traditional sort of scam.

Though you do have to remember the government makes LOTS of money off of lottery so unlike stopping standard property crime they ARE motivated to stuff lottery crime

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2025 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

288 Therapist: How do we deal with someone who hates us for no reason?

Me: Give them a reason.

Therapist: No.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 04:21 PM (eQmnE)

289 But the Islamists want an Islamic America.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 06, 2025 04:21 PM (5uRA0)

290 There's a reason they prefer to work with criminals, easier to pressure and easier to discredit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 03:15 PM (xcxpd)

Birds of a feather.


They're all part of the same system; anybody who doesn't think criminals are an essential part of the legal system doesn't know how the legal system works.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 06, 2025 04:22 PM (Da7Vv)

291 James Comey's Daughter
......

Tuna Scented Legal Philosopher

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2025 04:24 PM (UjdFS)

292 Hundred comment rule for the win.
I’m late to the party, but want to tell you guys that this morning’s art thread reminded me of a blind date that I once had.
Despite a substantial blood alcohol level, I excused myself quite early that evening, saying that I had to get up early to go to work.

Posted by: Fenderbender at November 06, 2025 04:25 PM (1FEc1)

293 According to Dan Bongino, he was appalled to find out that Epstein was an FBI operative. Lets see, who was the Director of the FBI when that was true? Oh yes James Comey. Just another reason to hate that slime-ball, ethics professor. Although to be fair he only professed to be ethical.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 06, 2025 04:34 PM (Da7Vv)

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