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The Olive tree of Vouveson on the island of Crete, Greece, is one of the oldest olive trees in the world.

Scientists from the University of Crete have estimated it to be 4,000 years old, which means that, when it sprouted, the last mammoths were still walking on Earth, someone in China was discovering bronze casting and the seventh Egyptian dinasty was declining.

The Minoan civilization was thriving and its monumental architecture was adorning the island of Crete. The first stones of the Palace of Minos at Knossos which inspired the myth of the Minotaur were laid.

This tree saw the humans deeds for thousands of years, from the Bronze Age to the artificial intelligence and, possibly the most amazing thing, it continues to produce olives at every season.


Cats don't care.

Wile E. Coyote chases the Roadrunner.

Penguin gives a gift to a caretaker.

Dog jumps for joy.

Slowly swaying boobies.

Kitten lowers her ears to enter stealth mode.

He misundestood his orders.

Kids don't believe us, but we used to walk around a store called "Blockbuster" looking for the new Eric Roberts erotic thriller.

Dogs wait for the adventure bus.

Sexy robot costume.

Real robots aren't ready for market yet.

If you cut through 20 pounds of hair you might find a dog inside.

Cat-o-lantern.

Saving a seal.



God pounces on a cat:

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 In case you missed it, there is was an incredible picture of hummingbirds in their award-winning Halloween costumes on Saturday's Pet Thread:

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/417030.php#417030

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

2 That penguin was offering the penguin equivalent of $20.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

3 I need to watch The Last Unicorn

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 07:25 PM (gKWVE)

4 Spinny dogs always make me smile.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 07:25 PM (zYpTz)

5 I nooded, BTW.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

6 Good evening everyone
Hope your feeling better soon Ace

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 07:26 PM (+qU29)

7 This tree saw the humans deeds for thousands of years, from the Bronze Age to the artificial intelligence and, possibly the most amazing thing, it continues to produce olives at every season.
>>

This tree is on every canine's bucket list.

Posted by: mrp at November 03, 2025 07:26 PM (rj6Yv)

8 Sexy robot is cute

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29)

9 I would sit by that tree with a glass of wine and contemplate life.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:27 PM (E6fZE)

10 You could get a lot of lumber out of that tree.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 07:27 PM (fd80v)

11 Duncanthrax

Answered you last thread. Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

12 It'd be pretty damn funny if ICE starts showing up close to polling places in NYC, LA, and NJ tomorrow.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2025 07:28 PM (5+LBm)

13 That Westie is a kool kat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 07:28 PM (9ipOP)

14 A Shibee! They are all crazy.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 07:28 PM (OoFl2)

15 Penguins! Very kind and thoughtful creatures.

Posted by: Algore at November 03, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

16 Penguin gives a gift to a caretaker.

Beware of penguins bearing gifts.

- Greeks

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

17 lol

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

18 Evening all. This time change has me messed up.
6:30 pm and already in bed.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (x1Zfx)

19 My Shiba is currently trotting up and down the hallway bring toys back and forth from the bedroom. I am not sure his strategy.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (p4NUW)

20 When has a bat ever given anybody anything outside of rabies and exotic lung viruses?

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (oftw2)

21 so it stars Mia Farrow, Saruman, and Odo from DS9.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

22 Cat as 1 less life due to1 scared out of it

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (+qU29)

23 9 I would sit by that tree with a glass of wine and contemplate life.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:27 PM (E6fZE)

Yes. I want to touch that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz)

24 Answered you last thread. Well done.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:28 PM


Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

25 The best, cleanest, election in fiction was in First Lensman. At every polling place there were members of the Galactic Patrol, with a photo print of every eligible voter for that spot.

They were no nonscense and turned away the cheaters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

26 Never accept a gift from a penguin. It will want something in return and you will not enjoy it.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 03, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

27 I would sit by that tree with a glass of wine and contemplate life.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:27 PM

I saw a lot of old olive trees in Greece that looked like they'd been there since the time of Christ. Makes you think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

28 Cat has some springs.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 07:32 PM (viF8m)

29 I'd pee on that olive tree, for sure.

Posted by: Won't Be The First, Either at November 03, 2025 07:33 PM (oftw2)

30 Olive wood makes fine chess pieces.

Posted by: mrp at November 03, 2025 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

31 That cat leapt 6 feet in the air.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 07:33 PM (9ipOP)

32 When has a bat ever given anybody anything outside of rabies and exotic lung viruses?
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM


When has a penguin ever saved anyone from mosquito-borne diseases?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

33 San Franpsycho

The hit was within 1,000 ft. Close. Too close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

34 RMBS, G-d gave us the olive and the grape . Blessed we are

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:35 PM (E6fZE)

35 NaCly Dog, tagging you as a distinguished 1120 simply proves that cream does indeed rise to the top.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

36 I didn't know penguin turds were round.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2025 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

37 That's close.

Glad no penguins were harmed.

Cats. I mean, cats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 07:37 PM (9ipOP)

38 Olive.tree???
Martini time!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

39 Duncanthrax, I hope you know you could market your latest iteration and retire like a King on the proceeds.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:38 PM (E6fZE)

40 That cat leapt 6 feet in the air.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 07:33 PM (9ipOP)

----
I played that video while my cat Allie was standing on my desk lapping up the remains of my dinner.

She didn't even flinch.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2025 07:39 PM (IBQGV)

41 From Toho, a new Godzilla short video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHx9RYxric

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2025 07:39 PM (iAvQ/)

42 The best, cleanest, election in fiction was in First Lensman. At every polling place there were members of the Galactic Patrol, with a photo print of every eligible voter for that spot.

They were no nonscense and turned away the cheaters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:31 PM (u82oZ)
---
Sadly, that election was fictional...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2025 07:40 PM (IBQGV)

43 "Kids don't believe us, but we used to walk around a store called "Blockbuster" looking for the new Eric Roberts erotic thriller."
-------

Didn't show the "Back Room"

Posted by: javems at November 03, 2025 07:40 PM (8I4hW)

44
Doggie getting a trim was nothing compared to some I've seen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 07:41 PM (tgvbd)

45 RMBS, G-d gave us the olive and the grape . Blessed we are
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:35 PM

Truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

46 When has a penguin ever saved anyone from mosquito-borne diseases?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

You're on our list, so you may as well mouth off.

Posted by: Penguin Defense League, Enforcement Division at November 03, 2025 07:42 PM (oftw2)

47 20 When has a bat ever given anybody anything outside of rabies and exotic lung viruses?
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (oftw2)

They eat roaches. They get a pass.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 07:43 PM (vwL3N)

48 didn't know penguin turds were round.

So that's boba.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 07:43 PM (pdx2p)

49
Some people just need to be jack-slapped. I'm sitting here, phone rings, "Wireless caller", numbers looks local. I answer and say "Hello?"

"Whatca want?" the caller demands. I reply, you called me and who are you.

He just says "Oh man!" and hangs up. Wrong number, but the damned fool doesn't have the manner to apologize, just hangs up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 07:44 PM (w6EFb)

50
Finn to the doggie chiropractor today. We went down to the kennel to give him a brushing and trim his nails. Finn jumped up onto the grooming table, so he couldn't have felt too bad for a fat 10-year-old. And Doc said he was in very good shape. No need for him to return unless there's a need.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 07:44 PM (tgvbd)

51 Duncanthrax

I agree that submariners are a vital part of the US Navy.

When I used to post on the submarine blog The Stupid Shall be Punished as a 1110, I found the smug superiority and condensation of the 1120s to be off-putting. They had their points, but were blind to alternate analysis.

We (1110, 1120, 1310) are all part of a team, with different strengths and weaknesses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

52 Olive wood makes fine chess pieces.
Posted by: mrp at November 03, 2025 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

Gopher wood makes fine arks.

Posted by: Noah at November 03, 2025 07:45 PM (wVcYX)

53 Dryer has stopped squeaking; sounds perfectly normal now. Maybe the hamster finally died.

I took the "good" chip out of the board with the Dremel tool, and had cut the board into individual chunks to be desoldered from the chip pins. I got about 7 pins freed, and #8 is loose in the chip itself. Like rattle-around loose. So, chip is NFG.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 07:45 PM (npFr7)

54 16 Penguin gives a gift to a caretaker.

Beware of penguins bearing gifts.

- Greeks
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

Beware The Penguins

Posted by: Bud Ice at November 03, 2025 07:45 PM (vwL3N)

55 Yaks say kiss my ass. Fiber, butter ,milk, meat, transportation and fuel

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:46 PM (E6fZE)

56 Heh. Just saw a beg ad on TV, by the SPLC. I had already seen one by the ACLU. Seems they are concerned about money. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2025 07:46 PM (XeU6L)

57 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

58 two corrections.

1.
Slowly swaying boobies:
https://x.com/i/status/1740071546276986903


2. That robot Ace posted is remote controlled

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 03, 2025 07:47 PM (Ww9V6)

59 Roadrunner

If he catches you, you're through!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

60 I agree that submariners are a vital part of the US Navy.

When I used to post on the submarine blog The Stupid Shall be Punished as a 1110, I found the smug superiority and condensation of the 1120s to be off-putting. They had their points, but were blind to alternate analysis.

We (1110, 1120, 1310) are all part of a team, with different strengths and weaknesses.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

I knew a AF Chaplain that had jump wings...and dolphins.

I pointed this out. To which he said, "I fear nothing". I should say not!

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (vwL3N)

61 We had a carver from Jerusalem a few weeks ago display all sorts of his carvings at church. All out of olive wood - a bit pricey but wow, were they beautiful.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (cYBz/)

62 "new Godzilla short video"

Cool! Non stop destruction is what the people want!

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

63 Huh. That olive tree looks like one of the beauty marks on my buttcrack. A little smaller, but the resemblance is remarkable.

Posted by: Lena D at November 03, 2025 07:49 PM (BI5O2)

64
All out of olive wood - a bit pricey but wow, were they beautiful.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (cYBz/)

___________

One of my rosaries has olive wood beads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 07:49 PM (tgvbd)

65 Cow Demon

There are many amazing people in the Military.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

66 59 Roadrunner

If he catches you, you're through!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

PRIEST OF HADES, SEEK THE SACRED STAR
SATAN SEES THE ANSWER LIES NOT FAR
ZOMBIES' SCREAMING SOULS CRY OUT TO YOU
SATANIC LAWS PREVAIL, YOUR LIFE IS THROUGH

Posted by: Slayer at November 03, 2025 07:50 PM (vwL3N)

67 OT:

The huge and broad push to use these GLP-1 drugs kind of worries me.

Seems too easy and too many people using.

Hope I am wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

68 >>>looking for the new Eric Roberts erotic thriller.

I could understand if you said Julia, but Eric?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 03, 2025 07:50 PM (syz1S)

69 65 Cow Demon

There are many amazing people in the Military.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

And because I was in the AF I met many of them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 07:51 PM (vwL3N)

70 That tree sprouted at about the time of Abraham--

Posted by: EstoyListo at November 03, 2025 07:51 PM (wYQK3)

71 Aetius451AD

We have been trained to fear unexpected side effects.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

72 Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 07:48 PM (cYBz

He was down here a few weeks ago. Very expensive, for sure, but amazing craftsmanship.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 03, 2025 07:52 PM (Vvh2V)

73 the beauty marks on my buttcrack.

Do they whistle in the wind?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 07:52 PM (1BL3C)

74 We have been trained to fear unexpected side effects.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, because experience has told us over and over again that there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

75 It's hard to overstate the cultural importance of trees in general, and particularly olive trees, for the Mediterranean peoples. Cypress, too, for its carpentry utility, but olive is the king.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 07:54 PM (BI5O2)

76 We had a carver from Jerusalem a few weeks ago display all sorts of his carvings at church. All out of olive wood - a bit pricey but wow, were they beautiful.
Posted by: Tonypete


Used to be a kiosk in Valley View Mall in Dallas who used to have olive wood crosses and other knick knacks from the Holy Lands around Christmas every year.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 03, 2025 07:57 PM (x1Zfx)

77 RMBS, G-d gave us the olive and the grape . Blessed we are
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 07:35 PM

Just emailed you something you might enjoy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

78 I think Ninja Dog was challenged to a dance contest by the cat, who knew it was beat right away

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 07:57 PM (+qU29)

79 Salty, I keep forgetting at the MoMe to ask you to tell me a little about your time at sea. Next Year!

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 07:58 PM (5rh/l)

80 Too fun not to share. Saw this in one of the "Nextdoor" posts. I generally don't go there, but saw the first line of this post and couldn't resist:

"Whoever is shaving my cat’s belly can you please STOP!!! I have 3 indoor/outdoor cats. One was captured and taken to be fixed AGAIN. His ear is now clipped, because someone took him to be fixed again. Now when they come home, their belly is shaved! At least twice!! Please stop! Let them be!! Not really sure what somebody gets by doing this."

She included a picture of her cats' shaved bellies.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2025 08:00 PM (3ImbR)

81 Gref

Great talking with you. Working on one story now, with two in the on deck circle.

Got stories, for sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

82 I've personally been looking into cultivating an olive tree where I live. It's really too cold and wet here for them, but it apparently can be done if you're careful about it.

I might replace my peach tree with one, whenever it dies, or I decide to cut it down and out. I kinda hate it anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 08:03 PM (BI5O2)

83 with two in the on deck circle.

Remember to organize a FOD walkdown before launch.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

84 Ah, Blockbuster... when scrolling through hundreds of options of things to watch and finding nothing interesting took effort.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 08:07 PM (a+4eV)

85 Duncanthrax

My first reader is my liberal 92 year old next door neighbor from Reston, VA, before I moved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

86 56 Heh. Just saw a beg ad on TV, by the SPLC. I had already seen one by the ACLU. Seems they are concerned about money. I wonder why?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2025 07:46 PM (XeU6L)

The SPLC needs to be driven into just that: poverty.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 08:07 PM (vwL3N)

87 Losing an hour while the days get shorter sux. Now, to avoid walking in the dark and dodging all the crazy driving home from work drivers with their high-beams on, I have to go out awfully early. Could be worse; no bats or nocturnal penguins where I live. No pangolins, capybaras, or baby elephants to trip over, either.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 08:08 PM (5rh/l)

88 Have a great night, everyone.

May every menacing thug with a knife be left with large gurgling holes before they get to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

89
A good day's work on getting complete bibliographic records of the first tranche of references (about 1700 of them) for the book I'm intending to write.

I hope to have all the non-patent literature records assembled by the end of the year. The patent references will be similar is size, but much easier to get together.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 08:09 PM (tgvbd)

90 ooookay, the bandidos tied the wizard to a tree and the wizard turned the tree into an entwife who now wants to motorboat the wizard

Posted by: 1980s dark fantasy was on another level at November 03, 2025 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

91 Time past bed time
The Soviet Priority Law Center rolls in millions, bet the staff makes very high salaries

Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 08:10 PM (+qU29)

92 55 Yaks say kiss my ass. Fiber, butter ,milk, meat, transportation and fuel
Posted by: Ben Had

I've seen videos of yak bulls acting very ornery and violent. Not a fan unless their behavior improves.

Posted by: Bad Report Card at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2)

93 71 Aetius451AD

We have been trained to fear unexpected side effects.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:51

It attacks your muscle. Your heart is a muscle. This is in addition to the gastrointestinal issues, of which the paralysis can be permanent, the blindness. The grey tinge to your skin, etc. Moreover, if you don’t change how you eat and live, you will gain it all back and then some. I definitely have empathy with people who want to/ need to lose weight and how hard it is to do it and then sustain. I also think people need to have a realistic goal as to what their body type is, and where they are able to sustain. No diet is going to make you a super model if you aren’t built like one to start. The mindset needs to switch to being healthier, and not chase skinny. If you are truly overweight, just 10% of your body weight lost can result in improved blood pressure, reduced joint fatigue, improved sleep. Small, achievable goals make you far less likely to give up in frustration.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)

94 75
' It's hard to overstate the cultural importance of trees in general, and particularly olive trees, for the Mediterranean peoples.'

I've never been there but it looks like trees are pretty sparse there.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (fd80v)

95 I know how lightning cat feelz.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

96 The ACLU has been sending me mail letting me know how important the AG race is in VA. They don't say who to vote for but it's the ACLU. They want Pol Pot Jr.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2025 08:14 PM (sAmhv)

97 >>> 93 71 Aetius451AD

We have been trained to fear unexpected side effects.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 07:51

It attacks your muscle. Your heart is a muscle. This is in addition to the gastrointestinal issues, of which the paralysis can be permanent, the blindness. The grey tinge to your skin, etc. Moreover, if you don’t change how you eat and live, you will gain it all back and then some. I definitely have empathy with people who want to/ need to lose weight and how hard it is to do it and then sustain. I also think people need to have a realistic goal as to what their body type is, and where they are able to sustain. No diet is going to make you a super model if you aren’t built like one to start. The mindset needs to switch to being healthier, and not chase skinny. If you are truly overweight, just 10% of your body weight lost can result in improved blood pressure, reduced joint fatigue, improved sleep. Small, achievable goals make you far less likely to give up in frustration.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)

Crazy talk!!!
https://shorturl.at/qi1cO

Posted by: Martini Ranch at November 03, 2025 08:15 PM (ULPxl)

98 Nancy in an interview said Trump is "the worst thing on the face of the earth". That's the type of level-headed rational rhetoric I've come to expect from national leaders.

No wonder Steven Miller is having to live at a military base.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 03, 2025 08:15 PM (yjljJ)

99 Weight gain happens over time. Weight loss should be considered in the same time frame.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:16 PM (E6fZE)

100 The huge and broad push to use these GLP-1 drugs kind of worries me.

Seems too easy and too many people using.

Hope I am wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Who knows if it is good long-term to mess with appetite. It's one of the things that keeps us vital. Anyone who knows old people living on tea and toast knows that it they are on the way out.

Posted by: Food For Thought at November 03, 2025 08:17 PM (oftw2)

101
The Big Dummy has been wailing because Rosalind is in season, even though they're put up separately at either end of the house. HM lit some scented candles, which seems to have helped the poor dumb bastard by covering some of the smell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 08:17 PM (tgvbd)

102
I played that video while my cat Allie was standing on my desk lapping up the remains of my dinner.

She didn't even flinch.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Maybe Allie needs a hearing aid?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 08:18 PM (hzWzl)

103
Anyone who knows old people living on tea and toast knows that it they are on the way out.
Posted by: Food For Thought at November 03, 2025 08:17 PM (oftw2)

________

Coffee and toast are the elixir of life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 08:18 PM (tgvbd)

104 99 Weight gain happens over time. Weight loss should be considered in the same time frame.
Posted by: Ben Had at November

Exactly.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:18 PM (Wmg4n)

105 Hadrian, you don't use a little Vicks on his nose?:

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:19 PM (E6fZE)

106
Hadrian, you don't use a little Vicks on his nose?:
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:19 PM (E6fZE)

__________

Peppermint oil under the chin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 08:20 PM (tgvbd)

107 67 OT:

The huge and broad push to use these GLP-1 drugs kind of worries me.

Seems too easy and too many people using.

Hope I am wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 07:50 PM (zZu0s)


I lost over 100+ pounds on Mounjaro/Zepbound over 18 months starting in September, 2022, and have kept it off for the first time in my adult life.

I didn't start taking it without doing my research. These meds are game changing.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 08:20 PM (SRRAx)

108 Small, achievable goals make you far less likely to give up in frustration.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)

Crazy talk!!!
https://shorturl.at/qi1cO
Posted by: Martini Ranch at November 03, 2025 08:15 PM (ULPxl)

4:10 of energetic dancing to this, rest, and repeat. Total fat burner.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 08:20 PM (zYpTz)

109 I just watched the movie "Soylent Green", released in 1973. Heavy, heavy propaganda for climate change and the "greenhouse effect."

I didn't notice it back then, but in the movie they say in the movie that in 2022 there will be 40 million people in New York City, even the oceans will be dying, and of course most infamously we are reduced as a nation and as a planet to cannibalism to survive: all thanks to the Industrial Revolution and population growing out of control.

The mind-shaping has been going on for decades....

How did that prediction work out?

Posted by: Beverly at November 03, 2025 08:24 PM (Epeb0)

110 The government shutdown is the democrats' spaghetti against the wall. They're simply desperate, don't care what damage is done, and are putting all their money on eventually winning the propaganda war about who's to blame. They will only consent to reopening it if they believe they can appear as the saviors. Delusion, maybe, but it's all they've got, or the best their hateful, leftist reptilian brains can come up with.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 03, 2025 08:25 PM (WHfpM)

111 I had to look up the penguin pebble gifting behavior. Turns out it is how the male proposes marriage (they mate for life). I hope that young woman understands the commitment she has entered into.

Posted by: Neoluddite at November 03, 2025 08:25 PM (RJ6ck)

112 Know what takes weight off? Chemo and radiation. Next best thing after gulags.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 08:27 PM (LHPAg)

113 Obama was a stupid fascist asshole like they try to claim Trump is, but I never said he was the Worst Leader in History. Just another stupid fascist asshole, but a little tiny bit darker than the Eye-Ties and mestizos we're used to seeing fill that role.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 08:28 PM (BI5O2)

114 If you are truly overweight, just 10% of your body weight lost can result in improved blood pressure, reduced joint fatigue, improved sleep. Small, achievable goals make you far less likely to give up in frustration.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)


I found out after losing all of that weight that I have a condition called Lipedema.

After reading up on it, I am convinced that most, if not all, of the people that we refer to as Land Whales also have Lipedema and/or Lymphedema.

Both conditions are insidious, and no amount of diet and/or exercise will help "cure" the condition. In fact, when the weight inevitably creeps back on, all of the weight goes to the problem areas.

Go to lipedema.org for more information before judging these people (of whom I used to be one, at 270 pounds)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 08:29 PM (SRRAx)

115 This was a day of many hats. Handyman hat had me removing a door at a friend's house. Small engine repair hat had me installing a cutoff valve in the mower and Horseshoeing hat me reshoeing the front feet on a customer's horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:29 PM (E6fZE)

116
Today was a date of astro-gnomonical significance, the yearly maximum of the Equation of Time. High noon was 16 min and 27 s earlier relative to mean time. The true sun has been lollygagging behind the mean for a while, and now has stopped that and will start catching back up.

This means high noon will start shifting slowly later for a couple of months, and the balance of the shortening in daylight will shift to the morning side relative to the clock.

There's about equal now, but over the next couple weeks, you'll notice sunrise starts getting later faster than sunset gets earlier relative to the clock time. Earliest sunset is about two weeks before solstice, depending on latitude. Sunrise will continue to get later and later until early Jan.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

117 Weight gain happens over time.
Posted by: Ben Had at November

The MoMe is good for about 10 pounds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:31 PM (snZF9)

118 108 Small, achievable goals make you far less likely to give up in frustration.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)

Crazy talk!!!
https://shorturl.at/qi1cO
Posted by: Martini Ranch at November 03, 2025 08:15 PM (ULPxl)

4:10 of energetic dancing to this, rest, and repeat. Total fat burner.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025

Yes! And a change in diet, voila, you get where you need to go without the risks. Most everyone knows my story, I lost over 80 pounds by changing my life (and then going nuts and buying a boutique fitness studio and getting a nutrition degree, so maybe SOME side effects to my way of doing things 🤣 ) It was not fun, but now I can’t imagine living like I used to do. I am smaller than I have ever been, I was always chunky monkey, even when I was dancing a lot. My body shape is what it is, I am curvy. You know this. I have round muscles instead of long and lean. It’s taken a while to get here, but I have accepted who I am, and I feel like at 54…29, I am doing okay.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)

119 Berserker, if anyone walked away hungry I didn't do my job.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:33 PM (E6fZE)

120 This was a day of many hats. Handyman hat had me removing a door at a friend's house. Small engine repair hat had me installing a cutoff valve in the mower and Horseshoeing hat me reshoeing the front feet on a customer's horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:29 PM (E6fZE)

You might need to change your name to Ben Hatter. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:33 PM (snZF9)

121
20 When has a bat ever given anybody anything outside of rabies and exotic lung viruses?
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (oftw2)

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They gave us guano, excellent fertilizer and also a rich source of potassium nitrate, used to make black powder for humans to kill each other.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 08:34 PM (HLgI3)

122 Piper,

If you're still here: do you ever deal with people at the other end of the scale? Those who struggle to gain weight? I have hemochromatosis--too much iron--so have to have frequent blood draws. A pint of blood is a pound. I don't have them to spare, particularly since I can't eat iron-rich beef/bison/lamb.

Posted by: Wenda at November 03, 2025 08:35 PM (wwMOU)

123 I have round muscles instead of long and lean. It’s taken a while to get here, but I have accepted who I am, and I feel like at 54…29, I am doing okay.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)

You look great, actually. *fistbump

Mine are the long, lean, kind, I think, but they're well concealed with a nice old lady fat layer. I'm done worrying about it. Just keep moving is my goal. I don't want to be falling down and breaking myself in 15 more years.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 08:36 PM (zYpTz)

124 Piper, you are doing it right. You found what works for your body and stick to it.

Coffee, wine and cigarettes work for me !

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:37 PM (E6fZE)

125
This means high noon will start shifting slowly later for a couple of months,

-------

Well, now I'm gonna have to reschedule a bunch of duels. Thanks, pal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 08:37 PM (BI5O2)

126 Berserker, if anyone walked away hungry I didn't do my job.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:33 PM (E6fZE)

Oh you did your job. I got on a scale when I got home, it was...enlightening. I had a cardiologist appt a day after I got home. He says I was hoping you would lose more weight. I said I did, but you go to texas and see what happens. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:37 PM (snZF9)

127 Know what takes weight off? Chemo and radiation. Next best thing after gulags.
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 08:27 PM (LHPAg)

Both are slower than amputating a limb.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2025 08:38 PM (1gErT)

128 I cannot wait for Comey's trial. Hopefully, the stuff that's coming out today from Halligan's filing is just an appetizer. But even if that is all they found Comey is screwed. His only hope is a corrupt judge and jury nullification.

It appears that a lot of evidence was found in burn bags in a rarely used SCIF at the FBI. After the 2016 election room access logs showed that activity in the room picked up and peaked over the weekend in January before Trump was inaugurated.

No wonder they continued the idiotic Russia hoax. They were desperate to cover their tracks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 08:38 PM (viF8m)

129
Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut your head off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 08:39 PM (tgvbd)

130 124, 125, 126...You people kill me. Thanks for the laffs!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 08:39 PM (zYpTz)

131
Go to lipedema.org for more information before judging these people (of whom I used to be one, at 270 pounds)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 08:29 PM

I am very aware of this, and have a number of clients with it, and clients who we are building muscle back because the only true way to remove the extra fat from thighs when you suffer from this is liposuction (insurance will pay for it after you go through therapy and lymphatic drainage, when those don’t work, you are left with surgery). When you have this, It’s painful and you will lose / tone is other areas but your legs, ankles, and sometimes, but not always, arms, don’t seem to budge and get bigger with time. It’s an awful condition. And I would never, ever call anyone a land whale. Being mean to people does absolutely nothing. It hurts. Being called chubby hurts. I know first hand.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:39 PM (Wmg4n)

132 And FTW, when I graduated high school, I weighed 100 pounds soaking wet.

Lipedema is a disease of the connective tissue - body fat is stored in lovely lumps in between the skin and the muscle, and once it gets there, the only way to get rid of it is a very specialized lymph-sparing form of liposuction, followed by excision of the excess skin and tissue so that more fat can't get back in that tissue. Compression garments have to be worn forever after.

I had never heard of it; someone on the Mounjaro support groups saw my before and after pictures and saw what I now know were "Lipedema Legs".

Mounjaro/Zepbound has literally saved my life. If not for finding out about it, I wouldn't have started a 4-surgery plan (with a board certified surgeon) to finally get my body back to something resembling a normal body. I also wouldn't have caught this nasty cancer in time to possibly give me a fighting chance at long-term survival.

I am quite serious about looking into Lipedema -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 08:39 PM (SRRAx)

133 Didn't show the "Back Room"
Posted by: javems at November 03, 2025 07:40 PM (8I4hW)

I remember the back room, it wasn’t just soft core porn, there would be real freaky stuff like that “faces of death” series. I had friends who watched and they told me what was in it, I wouldn’t look at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 08:40 PM (4XTQO)

134 They gave us guano, excellent fertilizer and also a rich source of potassium nitrate, used to make black powder for humans to kill each other.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 08:34 PM (HLgI3)

How penguin guano cannot be used for explosives? They sure make a lot of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 08:40 PM (npFr7)

135 Berserker, thank you so much for your and Mrs. B's generosity. I am forever enrich by knowing you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:44 PM (E6fZE)

136 Oh you did your job. I got on a scale when I got home, it was...enlightening. I had a cardiologist appt a day after I got home. He says I was hoping you would lose more weight. I said I did, but you go to texas and see what happens. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:37 PM (snZF9)
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Maybe next time you should walk back to NJ!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2025 08:44 PM (IBQGV)

137 Mine are the long, lean, kind, I think, but they're well concealed with a nice old lady fat layer. I'm done worrying about it. Just keep moving is my goal. I don't want to be falling down and breaking myself in 15 more years.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November

You definitely do have long and leaned, and please, you look great and are doing the exact right thing. Did you know women die more from complications from falls than breast cancer? This is why I strongly press my balance and strength class to clients. We don’t think about things like this!

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:45 PM (Wmg4n)

138 My body shape is what it is, I am curvy. You know this. I have round muscles instead of long and lean. It’s taken a while to get here, but I have accepted who I am, and I feel like at 54…29, I am doing okay.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)

54 with those curves.....did satan laugh when you signed the contract. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:45 PM (snZF9)

139 124 Piper, you are doing it right. You found what works for your body and stick to it.

Coffee, wine and cigarettes work for me !
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025

I would nag you about the smoking, but that doesn’t do any good just like shaming people to lose weight doesn’t. So I won’t. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:47 PM (Wmg4n)

140 Maybe next time you should walk back to NJ!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2025 08:44 PM (IBQGV)


Yeah no shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:48 PM (snZF9)

141 Did you know women die more from complications from falls than breast cancer? This is why I strongly press my balance and strength class to clients. We don’t think about things like this!
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:45 PM (Wmg4n)

Yes, watching my mother go through this is a heartbreaking preview. I been scared straight. Balance work all day long.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 08:49 PM (zYpTz)

142 135 Berserker, thank you so much for your and Mrs. B's generosity. I am forever enrich by knowing you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:44 PM (E6fZE

His wife is lovely. How did he do that? 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:49 PM (Wmg4n)

143 I am down to 155 pounds for the first time in 40 years - at 5'0", I am still considered obese (but not morbidly obese any more). I was not able to get my 3rd surgery (which would have removed an additional 20 pounds of fat and tissue from my legs - I had 20 pounds removed in December, 2023 with my first lipedema surgery) because of recurrent UTIs, which was how we found the cancer.

I am super bummed that I am not going to have legs that don't look like a Sharpei puppy, but if I hadn't lost weight on Mounjaro, and thus found out about Lipedema, I wouldn't have found this cancer before it was too late.

I'm kinda on the GLP-1 bandwagon, mostly because it saved me (in more ways than one).

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 08:51 PM (SRRAx)

144 121
20 When has a bat ever given anybody anything outside of rabies and exotic lung viruses?
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at November 03, 2025 07:30 PM (oftw2)

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They gave us guano, excellent fertilizer and also a rich source of potassium nitrate, used to make black powder for humans to kill each other.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 08:34 PM (HLgI3)
During TWBTS, the Confederates were collecting nitre from outhouses and ladies chamberpots to make gunpowder. Two of the largest CSA powder plants, Augusta Georgia and Tyler Texas blew up during the war, thus the nitre collecting. By the way, the Confederate Chief of Ordnance was General Josiah Gorgas, father of General William Gorgas, MD who defeated Yellow Fever during the building of the Panama Canal.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 08:51 PM (LHPAg)

145 His wife is lovely. How did he do that? 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 08:49 PM (Wmg4n)

I found its easier to crack the secrets of the pyramids than to figure that one out. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:51 PM (snZF9)

146 Piper, the smoking is a training aid for both my horses and students. Some people can't shut their brains off for 5 minutes when they really need to.they

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:52 PM (E6fZE)

147 You look great, actually. *fistbump

Mine are the long, lean, kind, I think, but they're well concealed with a nice old lady fat layer. I'm done worrying about it. Just keep moving is my goal. I don't want to be falling down and breaking myself in 15 more years.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 08:36 PM (zYpTz)
Fast twitch or slow twitch?

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 08:53 PM (LHPAg)

148 Berserker, thank you so much for your and Mrs. B's generosity. I am forever enrich by knowing you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:44 PM (E6fZE


Likewise!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 08:54 PM (snZF9)

149 That penguin was offering the penguin equivalent of $20.

Same as downtown!

Posted by: Unkaren at November 03, 2025 08:56 PM (/16Mi)

150 119 Berserker, if anyone walked away hungry I didn't do my job.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 08:33 PM (E6fZE)


Ben Had, I was never hungry at any MoMe! I gained about 3 pounds this time, eating with a bit of moderation. So far I'm keeping off the weight I've dropped starting beginning in May 2023 (I'm embarrassed to say how many pounds - a LOT). It is a struggle some days but I believe I've trained my brain to stay away from massive amounts of carbs. Also I have a lot of discipline at the grocery store. If I don't buy something, I can't at it.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 08:57 PM (5rh/l)

151
134

How penguin guano cannot be used for explosives? They sure make a lot of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 08:40 PM (npFr7)

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I'm sure it can. Any guano can. There are enormous deposits of ancient bird guano in the desert in South America. Money. A 19th century war was fought over control of this dried out birdshit. Not so important now -- technology marches on.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 09:00 PM (HLgI3)

152 Gref, your will.power is awesome.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 09:01 PM (E6fZE)

153 The MoMe is good for about 10 pounds. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Ha, true. Added 5lbs.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 09:02 PM (41CYW)

154
A 19th century war was fought over control of this dried out birdshit. Not so important now -- technology marches on.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 09:00 PM (HLgI3)

__________

Haber Process, FTW!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 09:02 PM (tgvbd)

155 I tried more diets and exercise programs than you can shake a stick at. I was on my high school drill team, and did gymnastics and dance when I was younger. I was a scrawny kid/teen.

But some switch got turned on when I left for college, and the weight came on, settled in my lower body, and stubbornly held on.

Every time I lost weight, my upper body would get skinny, but my legs stubbornly held onto every morsel of fat that it could.

I can only speak from personal experience, but I am not ashamed to tell you that when I started looking into Lipedema, I started crying - because I realized for the first time in my adult life that IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. And every person's story was the same.

Thankfully, doctors are starting to be aware of it. I would not be surprised if GLP-1s are eventually able to be used as an effective treatment for Lipedema and Lymphedema, and covered by insurance for people with both of those conditions.

It has been really nice to get rid of the "food noise" which accompanies these diseases.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:03 PM (SRRAx)

156 I'm sure it can. Any guano can. There are enormous deposits of ancient bird guano in the desert in South America. Money. A 19th century war was fought over control of this dried out birdshit. Not so important now -- technology marches on.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 09:00 PM (HLgI3)

Bad bats! Bad bats! Whatcha guano do?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 09:03 PM (npFr7)

157 General William Gorgas, MD who defeated Yellow Fever during the building of the Panama Canal.
Posted by: Eromero

Don't BS me! I've buried many a Yellow Fever victim in the basement. (Panama).

Posted by: Teddy Brewster at November 03, 2025 09:05 PM (oftw2)

158 Sorry - I will get off of my soapbox now.

Just know that for me personally, this medication has been nothing short of a miracle 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:07 PM (SRRAx)

159 Haber Process, FTW!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 09:02 PM (tgvbd)


There is apparently a new process that turns nitrites directly into ammonia without the intermediary NO3 stage, using nano-silver. The puff-piece did not have specifics, but they might be holding off for patents. It is an interesting idea, imagine being able to clear sewer effluent cheaply for a change.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

160 I hear you, Teresa. Those medications can be a lifesaver for a lot of people. I wouldn't even consider them to drop 20 lbs, but if I had a more serious condition than lack of willpower, you bet I'd be looking into it.

I think we are all grateful that it kept you with us!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03, 2025 09:10 PM (zYpTz)

161 122 Piper,

If you're still here: do you ever deal with people at the other end of the scale? Those who struggle to gain weight? I have hemochromatosis--too much iron--so have to have frequent blood draws. A pint of blood is a pound. I don't have them to spare, particularly since I can't eat iron-rich beef/bison/lamb.
Posted by: Wenda at November 03, 2025

It is equally ugly to tell people who have issues with maintaining weight that they are lucky. I don’t work with anyone truly as a nutritionist, that was because I become obsessed with making food a tool for living healthy instead of obsessing over when I could eat again. For you, if you are not, please get with a dietician as they are really amazing for those with medical conditions like yours. They can develop an eating plan for you and align with exercise to help maintain bone density, which I am sure is a concern you have. I do work with very light weights with a client who has an eating disorder for this very reason, limited to 2 days a week. She has been a client long enough that when I see she is spiraling, I can be pretty blunt with getting her in to her doctor. She has put on about 10 pounds and I am super proud of her.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 09:11 PM (Wmg4n)

162 157 General William Gorgas, MD who defeated Yellow Fever during the building of the Panama Canal.
Posted by: Eromero


Speaking of, a HUGE thank you to whoever recommended the book about The Great Pandemic (191 in this week's Book Thread - I have been reading it on my Kindle, and it is fascinating and very well-researched. I haven't been able to put it down!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:11 PM (SRRAx)

163 54 with those curves.....did satan laugh when you signed the contract. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

If I had a satan contract, I would be 5’10 with legs like a giraffe! But thank you for being kind.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 09:17 PM (Wmg4n)

164 I think we are all grateful that it kept you with us!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 03

Without question!

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 09:21 PM (Wmg4n)

165 We are traveling and changed timezones this weekend so we lost an hour, and now we're 2 hours behind everyone. Our dogs are so confused and are really mad at us for not feeding them according to their stomachs and not the clocks. We usually try not change timezones during the time changes but we totally forgot it this time. They're out if sync with sleeping and eating.

Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (F9iBl)

166 Coffee, wine and cigarettes work for me !
Posted by: Ben Had

We all know people like that and more power to them. I never begrudge another's good luck.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (sl73Y)

167 159
It is an interesting idea, imagine being able to clear sewer effluent cheaply for a change.'

They do the Haber process on sewage currently?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (fd80v)

168 HERITAGE CIVIL WAR: Heritage Foundation in revolt over Tucker Carlson defense after controversial Nick Fuentes interview: ‘Footsie with literal Nazis.’
From over at Insty.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

169 Ben Had, I was never hungry at any MoMe! I gained about 3 pounds this time, eating with a bit of moderation.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 08:57 PM (5rh/l)

I gained close to 10 eating like a gavone. Friggng beef, chili, bacon, munchies, candy, donuts, cake, etc. You know the saying when in Rome, well... when in texas, lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 09:25 PM (snZF9)

170 Piper, thank you.
I do trust my hematologist and my primary care physician, so I'll ask for their recommendations. It's just--there seems to be nothing out there for those of us who struggle to gain.

Posted by: Wenda at November 03, 2025 09:28 PM (wwMOU)

171 168 HERITAGE CIVIL WAR: Heritage Foundation in revolt over Tucker Carlson defense after controversial Nick Fuentes interview: ‘Footsie with literal Nazis.’
From over at Insty.

Hmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

It’s been blowing up Twitter/X for 4 or 5 days now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:30 PM (4XTQO)

172 159
It is an interesting idea, imagine being able to clear sewer effluent cheaply for a change.'

They do the Haber process on sewage currently?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (fd80v)

The Spackler (Carl) process never really took off in sewer maintenance after its rather limited success in dealing with gophers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 09:31 PM (wVcYX)

173 They do the Haber process on sewage currently?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (fd80v)


No, they mostly settle out the solids from the effluent in sewer lagoons and the nitrates either precipitate out or convert to NO3 unless it overflows into the local creek

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

174 Priggish isolation and being batshit insane politically is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:33 PM (rbvCR)

175 172
'The Spackler (Carl) process never really took'

Varmints never quit. They're like the Viet Cong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 09:33 PM (fd80v)

176 For the last ten years or so I've been trying to lose five pounds a year, as I'm aging out.
Haven't near succeeded, but probably down 20+ pounds. But by always trying to lose a modest amount it keeps you from gaining a little each year, which is the real problem.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 03, 2025 09:34 PM (sl73Y)

177 169 Ben Had, I was never hungry at any MoMe! I gained about 3 pounds this time, eating with a bit of moderation.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 08:57 PM (5rh/l)

I gained close to 10 eating like a gavone. Friggng beef, chili, bacon, munchies, candy, donuts, cake, etc. You know the saying when in Rome, well... when in texas, lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 09:25 PM (snZF9)


Next year I plan to give-in more to the temptations Ben Had and others provide! If I gain more weight than I'd like, YOLO!

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 09:34 PM (5rh/l)

178 It’s been blowing up Twitter/X for 4 or 5 days now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:30 PM (4XTQO)

Completely separate from Tucker, i do not believe he should be cast into the outer darkness for just talking to the guy. The Fuentes chick seems to be an idiot.

But you know, I did consider whether carlsonbis just going and talking to the outcasts, but I have not seen him interview say Alex Jones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:34 PM (zZu0s)

179 Lots of strong black coffee.

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2025 09:35 PM (Q+gd/)

180 173 They do the Haber process on sewage currently?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2025 09:22 PM (fd80v)

No, they mostly settle out the solids from the effluent in sewer lagoons and the nitrates either precipitate out or convert to NO3 unless it overflows into the local creek
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:31 PM (rbvCR)
Poo settles out, dries, is scooped up, and goes to a composter. No shit.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 09:35 PM (LHPAg)

181 FWIW, I will have to be on these meds for life; much like insulin for Type 1 diabetics and people who have to wear glasses, for me this medication is treating a chronic condition.

And like I said, I have pretty much leveled off - at this point, I am in "Maintenance Mode".

I have lost a couple of pounds since being on cancer meds, but that has more to do with food having the texture of AND tasting like wet cardboard. The mouth sensitivity doesn't help, either.

If it weren't for the extra lipedema tissue on my lower body, I would be at what I would consider a good/healthy weight. That extra tissue isn't coming off without surgery, so I am content to stay where I am.

My oncologist did say that he is the only doctor who doesn't want me to lose weight. Where has he been all of my life?🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:36 PM (SRRAx)

182 I am trying to think of other speech untouchables as an example.

I also tend to side with the free speech absolutism. What we are seeing here is not that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

183
I believe that in nature, and in sewage, the nitrogen process normally starts with ammonia, which is oxidized by bacterial action first to nitrite, then to nitrate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 09:37 PM (biznJ)

184 You never see penguins flitting about hummingbird feeders.

You certainly do smell them if they're waddling around, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2025 09:38 PM (0sNs1)

185 I could have lived with Tucker talking to Fuentes. What I cannot abide is Tucker personally saying that all evangelical Christians are heretics, and evil garbage Christians that he absolutely hates.

After that, I from now on will see Tucker as a far more dangerous and vicious traitor than Bill Kristol ever thought about being. And I hate Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:39 PM (4XTQO)

186 No, they mostly settle out the solids from the effluent in sewer lagoons and the nitrates either precipitate out or convert to NO3 unless it overflows into the local creek
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

How do get the nitrates to precipitate out? Aren't nitrates about the most soluble salts out there?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 09:39 PM (npFr7)

187 Next year I plan to give-in more to the temptations Ben Had and others provide! If I gain more weight than I'd like, YOLO!
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2025 09:34 PM (5rh/l)


"Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn" 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:40 PM (SRRAx)

188 >>>I don’t work with anyone truly as a nutritionist, that was because I become obsessed with making food a tool for living healthy instead of obsessing over when I could eat again.
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Anecdotal only; Dietitians are much more knowledgeable about foods and meals for specific purposes than nutritionists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 09:43 PM (FVOLT)

189 After that, I from now on will see Tucker as a far more dangerous and vicious traitor than Bill Kristol ever thought about being. And I hate Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:39 PM (4XTQO)

Huh. I had heard someone mention the anti Christian thing, but I did not get that it was evangelical specific. Ill have e to run down the quotes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:43 PM (zZu0s)

190 I am trying to think of other speech untouchables as an example.
I also tend to side with the free speech absolutism. What we are seeing here is not that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)


In the early 60's the president of the local college invited a communist speaker to address the students, the speaker had asked to present his case for adopting the politics in the US. This was extremely controversial among the students and the faculty and he faced a serious backlash and a number of threats. He persevered because he felt it was more important to have such discussions, not because he felt they were right, but because silencing voices meant the ideas could not be addressed, that there was no way to find the flaws or inconsistencies, and even more important, silencing and censoring political viewpoints was what tyrannies do.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

191
NO3- is nitrate. It doesn't precipitate. Sewage has suspended solids removed by settling, and the smallest particles are made to agglomerate into larger particles by adding a flocculating agent. Nothing leaves solution, i.e., nothing precipitates.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (biznJ)

192 Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

Well said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

193 185 I could have lived with Tucker talking to Fuentes. What I cannot abide is Tucker personally saying that all evangelical Christians are heretics, and evil garbage Christians that he absolutely hates.
.....................................
Has Tucker explained why it's heresy?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (sAmhv)

194 Completely separate from Tucker, i do not believe he should be cast into the outer darkness for just talking to the guy. The Fuentes chick seems to be an idiot.

But you know, I did consider whether carlsonbis just going and talking to the outcasts, but I have not seen him interview say Alex Jones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:34 PM (zZu0s)
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The problem isn't the "just talking." There is no criticism, pushback. No dialog just a friendly hearing.

That is the difference. Tucker was adversarial either Ted Cruz and friendly to Nick Fuentes. Why? That is the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (A2ajU)

195 *with Ted Cruz

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:46 PM (A2ajU)

196 Oh, who gives a fuck whether the grifters of Heritage Foundation endorse a grifter like Carlson? They're completely irrelevant, and hoping for *his* reciprocal endorsement, because at least that particular crook still has an audience. They deserve each other. The Conservative Movement™ has always been a cash scam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 09:47 PM (BI5O2)

197 >>The problem isn't the "just talking." There is no criticism, pushback. No dialog just a friendly hearing.

>>That is the difference. Tucker was adversarial either Ted Cruz and friendly to Nick Fuentes. Why? That is the problem.

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 09:48 PM (viF8m)

198 185 I could have lived with Tucker talking to Fuentes. What I cannot abide is Tucker personally saying that all evangelical Christians are heretics, and evil garbage Christians that he absolutely hates.

After that, I from now on will see Tucker as a far more dangerous and vicious traitor than Bill Kristol ever thought about being. And I hate Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Tucker is a far better interviewer than font of knowledge. He should definitely consider the Bible more closely when passing himself off as a Christian.

Possibly from behind the scenes conversations FOX knew it was time for Tucker to go. Too bad, he had such potential.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (FVOLT)

199 After that, I from now on will see Tucker as a far more dangerous and vicious traitor than Bill Kristol ever thought about being. And I hate Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:39 PM (4XTQO)


Tucker is Catholic or Calvinist? I swear I have heard that attitude from extremists from both groups.
Of course it could be more nuanced than that, but we don't get nuance from soundbites

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (rbvCR)

200 Why? That is the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (A2ajU)

Hmmm. Fair. Maybe the friendly posture is to draw the retard out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

201 Back when I was in college (Civil Engineering), in one of my classes we did a small-scale experiment/demonstration with wastewater stuff. I seem to remember adding something to help along the process by binding to solid waste so that it could precipitate out.

I do remember being amazed (there was even an equation for it!) at how little bleach needed to be added (to what was eventually left over) to neutralize the germs in the liquid.

Mind you, this was back in 1980, so I am sure that many improvements have been made since then!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (SRRAx)

202 How do get the nitrates to precipitate out? Aren't nitrates about the most soluble salts out there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 09:39 PM (npFr7)


Is it? I thought the overflows putting nitrates into the waterways was through precipitate.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:51 PM (rbvCR)

203 The Headless Horseman jumped into that tree at the end of the movie.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 03, 2025 09:51 PM (MZ+PY)

204 Tucker is Catholic or Calvinist? I swear I have heard that attitude from extremists from both groups.
Of course it could be more nuanced than that, but we don't get nuance from soundbites
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (rbvCR)

To be fair, to old school Catholics, ANY Protestant denomination is by definition heretical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:52 PM (zZu0s)

205 The same is true of Calvinists iirc as well as a couple other sects.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:52 PM (zZu0s)

206 He did the same thing with Daryl Cooper. Allowing the craziest sh*t to be said -on his air- without any comment or criticism is to co-sign it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:53 PM (A2ajU)

207 From viewing Bari Weiss' X site, she may help CBS but she's certainly no conservative.
https://xcancel.com/bariweiss

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 09:53 PM (FVOLT)

208 >>Hmmm. Fair. Maybe the friendly posture is to draw the retard out?

Tucker also said that Christian who support Israel are terrible. He used Mike Huckabee as an example of a bad Christian, a Christian Zionist.

I'm not a huge fan of Huckabee but that's just stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (viF8m)

209 YD, Tucker considers neocons to be the driving force behind the forever wars.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

210 Has Tucker explained why it's heresy?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2025 09:45 PM (sAmhv)

Thumbnail sketch - many mainline Protestant churches (Tucker is nominally Episcopalian) accept an idea called Replacement Theology (although only the clergy knows about it). It holds that Jews no longer figure in God’s plans and Christianity replaced them.
Evangelicals utterly reject that idea, and that theology. That’s where Tuckers attack comes from.
He’s completely fine with any so/called Christian who hates Jews as much as he does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (4XTQO)

211
In the early 60's the president of the local college invited a communist speaker to address the students, the speaker had asked to present his case for adopting the politics in the US. This was extremely controversial among the students and the faculty and he faced a serious backlash and a number of threats. He persevered because he felt it was more important to have such discussions, not because he felt they were right, but because silencing voices meant the ideas could not be addressed, that there was no way to find the flaws or inconsistencies, and even more important, silencing and censoring political viewpoints was what tyrannies do.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

The problem with that is that the communist he allowed to speak freely would have had no problem shutting down dissenting voices.

Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (wLjpr)

212 Had to look up who Daryl Cooper was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

213 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 09:50 PM (FVOLT)

Fox is also a ConInc cash scam. Tucker cashed in on that scam like he did on the scam at CNN and his new scam on X. It's all a scam, for all involved parties. Just knocking more candy out of the ever-credulous cash pinata that is the Right wing audience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 09:55 PM (BI5O2)

214 Evangelicals utterly reject that idea, and that theology. That’s where Tuckers attack comes from.
He’s completely fine with any so/called Christian who hates Jews as much as he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (4XTQO)

Ok, just a question: which denominations do you classify as evangelical?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:56 PM (zZu0s)

215 Tucker interviewed him a year or so ago and really shined that guy's knob all while spouting the most twisted history of WW2

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:58 PM (A2ajU)

216 The problem with that is that the communist he allowed to speak freely would have had no problem shutting down dissenting voices.
Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (wLjpr)

This is always the paradox about freedom vs tyranny. Where is the line between the two, practically?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

217 209 YD, Tucker considers neocons to be the driving force behind the forever wars.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

I think they were the cheerleaders, but in hindsight I think it’s clear that it was the grifters in the government and the military industrial complex who pushed it all, for their own profit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 09:58 PM (4XTQO)

218 >>>The problem isn't the "just talking." There is no criticism, pushback. No dialog just a friendly hearing.

That is the difference. Tucker was adversarial either Ted Cruz and friendly to Nick Fuentes. Why? That is the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
-------------------------

There you go. Correcto Mundo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 10:00 PM (FVOLT)

219 Tucker interviewed him a year or so ago and really shined that guy's knob all while spouting the most twisted history of WW2
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:58 PM (A2ajU)

I saw that on the wiki page. What does the guy say? Wiki accused him of 'nazi apologia'- although I don't think they used the term.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:00 PM (zZu0s)

220 This is always the paradox about freedom vs tyranny. Where is the line between the two, practically?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

When it comes to Communists, just kill them. They can speak after they are dead. Look at fucking Marx. He has never shut up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:01 PM (npFr7)

221 Ok, just a question: which denominations do you classify as evangelical?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 09:56 PM (zZu0s)

The great majority of real evangelicals are non denominational and fly under the radar. But some groups you may have heard are the Assemblies of God, the Nazarenes, and of course the Pentecostals. The upscale Christian groups have always looked down on them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:02 PM (4XTQO)

222 >> Evangelicals utterly reject that idea, and that theology.

Dispensationalism vs whatever the other side is called, covenantism or something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 10:03 PM (w6EFb)

223 The problem with that is that the communist he allowed to speak freely would have had no problem shutting down dissenting voices.
Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 09:54 PM (wLjpr)


When something is hidden, unvoiced and unexpressed, then even if it is really crazy shit, it seems plausible. When it is hidden away and suppressed, it seems like something to support as an underdog.
Any problem solver will say, "drag it into the light, describe it fully and find the flaws and the nasty bits"

But this is rejected by many since it suggested that their pet theories with a bit of "umpty umpty" to get through the thin spots in the logic might need to be examined too.

I can explain to you how and why a centralized economy will fail every time, but I need to be able to show what it is. If I were to bitch about something hidden or suppressed it would make me look like I am yelling at the clouds.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

224 The great majority of real evangelicals are non denominational and fly under the radar. But some groups you may have heard are the Assemblies of God, the Nazarenes, and of course the Pentecostals. The upscale Christian groups have always looked down on them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:02 PM (4XTQO)

Down on the Gulf, you have the Intracostals, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (npFr7)

225 Tucker loved the neocons erotically, when that paid. He hated them when that paid, and now that the sun has set has set on that particular scam, he's found a new one. Megyn Kelly is similar in her shape-shifting, obligate grifter travels, and so is the rest of the professional Right... it's one of history's great cash scams because their marks can never remember more than six months in the past.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (BI5O2)

226 [low effort comment]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (0RiMX)

227 If the Monday ONT were any later, it would be seriously pregnant.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr)

228 Daryl Cooper: Churchill was controlled by Zionists and pushed into a war Hitler didn't want

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (A2ajU)

229
My father, in his later years, got to thinking about all this a lot. Southern Baptists have been mostly dispensationalists of late, but he got into the history, and decided that was more recent, and the early Baptists were not.

He came to pretty much reject dispensationalism.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

230 226 [low effort comment]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (0RiMX)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

231 206 He did the same thing with Daryl Cooper. Allowing the craziest sh*t to be said -on his air- without any comment or criticism is to co-sign it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That's OK if he gives same play to the other side, such as Cruz.
He also displays an embarrassing lack of understanding Christianity or Christians.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (FVOLT)

232 Daryl Cooper: Churchill was controlled by Zionists and pushed into a war Hitler didn't want
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (A2ajU)

That's... interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

233 Elizabeth Warren

@SenWarren
·
2h
You might not be able to watch Monday Night Football tonight.

Exactly 2 people care about this

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (gbOdA)

234 What? Because of snap?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

235 Oh there's much more

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (A2ajU)

236 WHERE IS THE ONT?????

I'm hitting refresh like a lab monkey on meth.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (SRRAx)

237 If the Monday ONT were any later, it would be seriously pregnant.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr)

Low effort ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)

238 Monday nights are when the various COBs frantically email each other:

"Hey, you're supposed to post the ONT tonight!"
"Me? No, I think it's *your* turn."
"No, I did it last Monday."
"I did it the week before last. Who's turn IS it now?"
"I dunno. Let it go, the morons will just keep yacking in the cafe anyhow..."

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2025 10:10 PM (rdVOm)

239 *pokes hamsters*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:10 PM (ULPxl)

240 234 What? Because of snap?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

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The entire NFL runs on food stamps!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:10 PM (0RiMX)

241 What? Because of snap?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

Can't snap the ball if there's NO SNAP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:11 PM (npFr7)

242 The joke's on Fauxcahontas - no problems at the TiFW casa in regards to watching the game.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

243 The government shutdown has gotten out of hand. It's even delayed the ONT. Shameful.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2025 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

244 242 The joke's on Fauxcahontas - no problems at the TiFW casa in regards to watching the game.


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Maybe, but don't expect to see a Blue Angels flyover.

A blimp maybe, at best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (0RiMX)

245 Is the ONT a casualty of the YouTubeTV kerfuffle?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (SRRAx)

246 "Have you seen this ONT?"

Posted by: Center for missing and exploited blogs at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)

247 Its not an mh monday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (A2ajU)

248 Monday nights are when the various COBs frantically email each other:

"Hey, you're supposed to post the ONT tonight!"
"Me? No, I think it's *your* turn."
"No, I did it last Monday."
"I did it the week before last. Who's turn IS it now?"
"I dunno. Let it go, the morons will just keep yacking in the cafe anyhow..."

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2025 10:10 PM (rdVOm)

I know, let's get Mikey to post it.

Yeah, he'll post anything.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (wVcYX)

249 Must be Monday.

MisHum was last week. Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:14 PM (R256O)

250 >>>The great majority of real evangelicals are non denominational and fly under the radar. But some groups you may have heard are the Assemblies of God, the Nazarenes, and of course the Pentecostals. The upscale Christian groups have always looked down on them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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It's according to how one defines evangelical. The Baptists are an evangelical group. They send people all over the world teaching the gospel. There are a great number of independent evangelicals who do not belong to a specific denomination.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (FVOLT)

251 Oh, please. Cooper's argument boils down to "Churchill should have accepted Hitler's ephemeral, non-binding, unofficial peace overtures, and averted war."

Those overtures were never more than tentative probing for a weakness, like all Hitler's other proposals, but even if you take them at face value, the man was demanding that the world's most powerful empire should forfeit any influence in European affairs, in exchange for his own guarantee of that empire.

It's laughable to think a British Prime Minister would bite on that bait. Even a fag like Chamberlain wouldn't have gone that far.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

252 We're like a bunch of crack hoes waiting on a SNAP payment.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (W3AhE)

253 Its not an mh monday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:13 PM (A2ajU)

Is it just another Mannix Monday?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (evhpt)

254 I am actually sort of curious. In this guy's scheme what was the chicken and which the egg as far as antisemitism? Did the jews start to work against the Germans back during the wwi days, or did the jew turn on the Germans only after they started being antisemitic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

255 I know why that olive tree up top survived for 4000 years. It's so danged gnarly, nobody saw any way to make lumber from it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7)

256 We're like a bunch of crack hoes waiting on a SNAP payment.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (W3AhE)

Here's a stone. Call yourself a cab.

Posted by: Penguin at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (evhpt)

257 We should blame Todd.

fuckin' Todd!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (0aYVJ)

258 So, here I am coming to AoSHQ to apologize for my lack of punctuality only to find I arrived before the host.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:16 PM (R256O)

259 I know, let's get Mikey to post it.

Yeah, he'll post anything.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Sorry, not a CoB. Can't be my turn.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2025 10:16 PM (vPK11)

260 255 I know why that olive tree up top survived for 4000 years. It's so danged gnarly, nobody saw any way to make lumber from it.

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I'll bet the olives are a shriveled as Bill Kristol's balls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:16 PM (0RiMX)

261 It's laughable to think a British Prime Minister would bite on that bait. Even a fag like Chamberlain wouldn't have gone that far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

To be fair, Chamberlain choked down a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

262 WHERE IS THE MANAGER OF THIS BLOG?!

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at November 03, 2025 10:17 PM (ULPxl)

263 He came to pretty much reject dispensationalism.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

No one should object to people making up their own minds on these questions. What’s horribly wrong is to say that anyone who doesn’t agree with you must be a heretic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:17 PM (4XTQO)

264 Because the writers at Teen Vogue were laid off, we should assume that it has something to do with the late ONT

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2025 10:18 PM (Sm0sq)

265 Must be Monday.

MisHum was last week. Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:14 PM (R256O)

Reminds me of the time I forgot to read the CQ roster. Talk about flop-sweat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at November 03, 2025 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)

266 257 We should blame Todd.

fuckin' Todd!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (0aYVJ)

http://tiny.cc/9kku001

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:18 PM (R256O)

267 I know why that olive tree up top survived for 4000 years. It's so danged gnarly, nobody saw any way to make lumber from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Heh, now that you mention it, I've never heard of olive wood being used as anything lumber related....

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:18 PM (TfUTr)

268
Why do we pay for this,lol

Posted by: fourseasons at November 03, 2025 10:19 PM (3ek7K)

269 So, we go from from a low effort Cafe to a no effort ONT.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (R256O)

270 I saw a lot of cool olive trees when I was in Crete, but that one is friggin' amazing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (0aYVJ)

271 What’s horribly wrong is to say that anyone who doesn’t agree with you must be a heretic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:17 PM (4XTQO)

I tend to agree, but counter: what do you think of Islam or some of the native American cults? The Thugee in India? I have heard some nasty shit about aboriginal practice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

272 Heh, now that you mention it, I've never heard of olive wood being used as anything lumber related....

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Olive wood can cut glass!

Posted by: Popeye at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (0RiMX)

273 Must be Monday.

MisHum was last week. Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?
Posted by: tankdemon

If history is any indicator, CBD will scrounge around for stuff he wouldn't lower himself to use on his "real" postings....

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (TfUTr)

274 I hope there wasn't a new shelving incident.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (ULPxl)

275 know why that olive tree up top survived for 4000 years. It's so danged gnarly, nobody saw any way to make lumber from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7)

The Home Depot lumber department says, "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 03, 2025 10:21 PM (JS0nJ)

276 274 I hope there wasn't a new shelving incident.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (ULPxl)

An ace written ONT would be interesting. I think k he has thrown up an open thread in my memory for an ont.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:22 PM (zZu0s)

277 Well, today was a red-letter day here at Peon Manor. The Avanti which has been getting a transmission transplant got started and driven today. No leaks, and it goes in all four forward gears. Shifts are happening way too early, so TV cable will need adjusted. Gas pedal is awkward to use, will have to revisit that. And not enough throw on the shift lever, an adjustment may fix that. But drove it about ten miles!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:22 PM (npFr7)

278
No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 03, 2025 10:22 PM (3ek7K)

279 Could be worse - many years ago, somebody dropped the ball where Paul works and forgot to invite the guest of honor to the retirement lunch for him.

There we all were at the restaurant, wondering when Bill was going to show up.

Finally the host called him - he had signed all of his papers and gone home, unaware that there was a roomful of people to send him off.

Yeah, the hostess never lived that one down....🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:23 PM (SRRAx)

280 Nikki Minaj is now doing a better job advocating for Nigerian Christians than the Vatican
x.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1984566555460485280

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

281 Most likely the scheduling wasn't worked out properly and we have an unscheduled COB desperately trying to put something together last minute right now because the Monday ONT slot is a bit of an stepchild right now. Let's not give whoever finally posts too much hassle for being late.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (R256O)

282 Pretty sure everyone who agrees with me is a heretic.

Posted by: Flocculating Agent Bill Spackler at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (vd6bO)

283 No shirt, no shoes, yes pants, no service.

Posted by: fourseasons


FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (vPK11)

284 Government shutdowns have resulted in a few cuts around here. We are working through the kinks.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)

285 Someone forgot to set their clocks back?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (ULPxl)

286 278
No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 03, 2025 10:22 PM (3ek7K)

Even the 'Ettes?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:25 PM (R256O)

287 I tend to agree, but counter: what do you think of Islam or some of the native American cults? The Thugee in India? I have heard some nasty shit about aboriginal practice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

I should have said, I intend that to apply to other branches of Christianity, even the Mormons.
Outside of that, I think it’s a good policy to keep the peace with those willing to keep the peace with you. And even to be allies with those willing to be allies with you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:25 PM (4XTQO)

288 It's laughable to think a British Prime Minister would bite on that bait. Even a fag like Chamberlain wouldn't have gone that far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)


Churchill was only one faction, others favored Germany if only because of their dislike of the USSR. Prior to that final decision for war, the UK was trying to keep in the good graces with both Germany and the USSR, much the way Germany was trying to keep in the good graces with the UK and the USSR. Germany had also been trading with the Nationalist Chinese and the Japanese until the Japanese complained. Things were very much in flux.

There had been so much evidence that the UK might be amenable to an entente outside of Churchill's faction that Rudolf Hess decided to fly in to try to arrange some sort of understanding. If Churchill had been deposed, the thinking went, the war could be ended. Chamberlain was not the only one who would have tried to change the direction of the war.

Personally, I doubt the UK was ever in favor of Zionism, they were only in favor of keeping control of oil fields, and saw the Mandate a key to that strategy.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:25 PM (rbvCR)

289 Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?
Posted by: tankdemon
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Not it, but am enjoying the comments.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 10:26 PM (41CYW)

290
Someone's pay is going to be docked.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 03, 2025 10:27 PM (3ek7K)

291 285 Someone forgot to set their clocks back?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (ULPxl)

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It's spring back, fall forward, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:27 PM (0RiMX)

292 281 Most likely the scheduling wasn't worked out properly and we have an unscheduled COB desperately trying to put something together last minute right now because the Monday ONT slot is a bit of an stepchild right now. Let's not give whoever finally posts too much hassle for being late.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:24 PM (R256O)


🤣🤣🤣***Catches breath***🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (SRRAx)

293 This is getting a bit ridiculous. How can my comments get ignored if no one posts the ONT?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (uQesX)

294 289 Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?
Posted by: tankdemon
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Not it, but am enjoying the comments.
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 10:26 PM (41CYW)

Mondays have been a bit hit or miss since you resigned and Doof slid into your Tuesday timeslot.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (R256O)

295 This is getting a bit ridiculous. How can my comments get ignored if no one posts the ONT?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (uQesX)


Spin The Big Willow Wheel and find out!

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:29 PM (gKDq2)

296 I tend to agree, but counter: what do you think of Islam or some of the native American cults? The Thugee in India? I have heard some nasty shit about aboriginal practice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I believe one plays by the rules the enemy sets. Destroy all the non-believers? Fine, we'll play by your rules.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (TfUTr)

297 Here's some content for You People:
https://shorturl.at/40aZl
Laika the Space Dog!
Cubs Win!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (ULPxl)

298 293 This is getting a bit ridiculous. How can my comments get ignored if no one posts the ONT?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:28 Ptimes lot.

If it will make you feel better, I am perfectly willing to ignore your comments here at the Cafe.

(Obviously not this particular comment, but I promise to ignore further comments.)

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (R256O)

299 I got this:

In Switzerland, there is an honest to God CHEESE TRAIN!!!
https://tinyurl.com/4z87n83u

Now to the Pittsburgh Police Blotter:

In Pittsburgh there is an honest to God SLEAZE TRAIN!!! Found at Nymphy and Trixie's Pole Dancing Emporium on Lattimer and 4th

Now let's talk extraterrestrial. I don't think we should be sending out samplings of Earth to the greater unknown via radio waves. I think we should be making shit up and trying impress upon any curious space aliens that we are not to be trifled with. We should be sending really good CGI out into space where it implies everyone on Earth has super powers, but we're friendly. But, don't piss us off.

There. That's tonights ONT.
Carry on.

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (dIske)

300 293 This is getting a bit ridiculous. How can my comments get ignored if no one posts the ONT?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (uQesX)

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You think that's bad? I got a threadwinner locked and loaded but I'm not wasting it in the Cafe!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (0RiMX)

301 Spin The Big Willow Wheel and find out!
Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:29 PM (gKDq2)

I started commenting here about the time Willow disappeared. I didn't quite get what those comments meant, because I only read the ONT at work. Any idea of where Willow went?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:31 PM (uQesX)

302 294 289 Who's up on our rotating roster for tonight?
Posted by: tankdemon
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Not it, but am enjoying the comments.
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 10:26 PM (41CYW)

Mondays have been a bit hit or miss since you resigned and Doof slid into your Tuesday timeslot.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:28 PM (R256O)

I told Doof it was MIA. Not sure if that will resolve anything because I didn’t ask where he was. If he is playing pickleball, we are on our own.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

303 Any idea of where Willow went?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:31 PM (uQesX)


Not a clue.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

304 Can I tell you how much I love Pendleton wool blankets? I’m curled up on the couch with a kitty and a Chief Joseph design wool blanket and could not be happier.


Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 10:32 PM (ie65O)

305 You think that's bad? I got a threadwinner locked and loaded but I'm not wasting it in the Cafe!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:30 PM (0RiMX)

I'll call it when I see it on the ONT. If I'm still awake.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:32 PM (uQesX)

306 Is Chief Joseph along for the ride? Just askin.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:33 PM (47diA)

307 Well, never mind, nurse. Poor taste on my part AND we're not in the ONT yet!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:34 PM (47diA)

308 I’m curled up on the couch with a kitty and a Chief Joseph design wool blanket and could not be happier.


Mmmmmmmm
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 10:32 PM (ie65O)

I like the Iron Eyes Cody blanket. I wonder why it's made in Italy?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:34 PM (uQesX)

309 Definitely Monday here. First thing this morning, got a call from hub's nursing home: He tested positive for the Coof. Oh, joy

So, they've got him cooped up in his room, rack of PPE on the door & signs up, blahblah, and he has no idea why he can't go to the dining room for lunch. Wants to go outside for a smoke. Nope. Ugh.

I couldn't stay long, had appointments. Poor hubby. He seemed a little 'off' this weekend, but not real bad.

Fking coof. They're trying to make it A Thing again.

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2025 10:34 PM (rdVOm)

310 Can I tell you how much I love Pendleton wool blankets? I’m curled up on the couch with a kitty and a Chief Joseph design wool blanket and could not be happier.
Mmmmmmmm
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 10:32 PM (ie65O)


I have the fire going.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:35 PM (rbvCR)

311 Pickleball. Threat or Menace?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 03, 2025 10:35 PM (JS0nJ)

312 So...still here huh?
So I haven't missed anything.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

313 🚨BREAKING: AOSHQ ONTs have been cancelled.

You know what you did.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Carry on at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (zfvVF)

314 There had been so much evidence that the UK might be amenable to an entente outside of Churchill's faction that Rudolf Hess decided to fly in to try to arrange some sort of understanding. If Churchill had been deposed, the thinking went, the war could be ended. Chamberlain was not the only one who would have tried to change the direction of the war.

Personally, I doubt the UK was ever in favor of Zionism, they were only in favor of keeping control of oil fields, and saw the Mandate a key to that strategy.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:25 PM (rbvCR)

Zionism has little to nothing to do with Cooper's core argument. It's just a hobby horse.

There was no evidence after Labor Day weekend of 1939 that the British were amenable to capitulation. Not even the French were at that point.

Hess was a mentally unstable narcissist whose silly plane flight was met with perhaps even more bemusement in London than Berlin.

Churchill was made Prime Minister in reaction to Chamberlain's weakness and failure. Further appeasement of the Nazis was practically the only thing would guarantee his ouster by that time.

As far as counterfactuals go, Cooper's is one of the dumbest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (BI5O2)

315 Well I am off to bed. Y’all have great evenings!

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (Wmg4n)

316 254 -- Aetius -- The Germans started thinking of Jews as less than human parasites back in the 1880s. It tied in with Germans becoming more nature oriented with the idea that they were special. The Germans began digging more and more into their folklore and developing weird ideas about their specialness. I read about this in "Hitler's Willing Executioners" by someone I can't remember. It's in the first few chapters.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (DK5Sh)

317 So...still here huh?
So I haven't missed anything.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

Well, you missed the club meeting.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (uQesX)

318 As a papyrus level member, I demand Satisfaction! However, I will settle for Jumping Jack Flash.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (TfUTr)

319
Job opening at AOS. Mondays only.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

320 That Swiss cheese train pretty cheesy. Electric? Hmmmph! Give me a cheese train pulled by a 4-6-4 coal-fired steam loco, and we can talk cheese.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2025 10:37 PM (npFr7)

321 311 Pickleball. Threat or Menace?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 03, 2025 10:35 PM (JS0nJ)

________________________________

Outright sacrilege. The best way to describe it is that someone saw the kid's size billiard tables that used the equivalent of marbles for the billiard balls, and said..."Hey, I have a stupid idea."

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 10:38 PM (dIske)

322 Well I am off to bed. Y’all have great evenings!
Posted by: Piper

Waving more of that white privilege, up at 5AM to go to work, stuff at us?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:38 PM (TfUTr)

323 AOP - pretty cool you got to motivate the Avanti today! Good times ahead!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:39 PM (47diA)

324 JQ, hope your hubby feels better. I pray the coof scare never has power again. What they did to nursing home back then was a teavesty.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 03, 2025 10:39 PM (W3AhE)

325 Well, you missed the club meeting.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (uQesX)


Good.
I'm retired.
I don't do meetings.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

326 Travesty. Not teavesty.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 03, 2025 10:39 PM (W3AhE)

327 Is it possible one of our fantastic CoBs missed the time change?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 10:40 PM (DK5Sh)

328 ONTs are a privilege, not a right.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6hbams

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 03, 2025 10:40 PM (pIfcn)

329 >>311 Pickleball. Threat or Menace?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Anything that keeps the boomers off the road is good with me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2025 10:40 PM (abIsI)

330 The ONT cob mistakenly set the clock back two hours. Watch for the post to show up at 11:00 EST.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Carry on at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (zfvVF)

331 Evenin’, All. Ace is up late.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

332 Is it possible one of our fantastic CoBs missed the time change?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 10:40 PM (DK5Sh)


Probably grabbed the tip jar and loaded up on ValuRite.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (2WIwB)

333 Since everyone is still here.

I have an ONT appropriate link at #58 that no one seemed to check out.

Please do. It is worth it. Tina Louise in God's Little Acre picking up a stray pig.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (Ww9V6)

334 Who said it best, Newsom or Cloggenstein?

Communies of coler are on egde. Folks scarred go to a loved one's funeral becuase they might be disappeared on the basis of what they look like

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

335 I was told that if I voted for fascists the ONTs would run on time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:42 PM (0RiMX)

336 327 Nope. Bad idea. The CoB in question would have posted the ONT an hour early, not an hour late.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 10:42 PM (DK5Sh)

337 Fking coof. They're trying to make it A Thing again.
Posted by: JQ

Sigh, sorry to hear that JQ....hard enough to deal with real stuff and then they through in the made up.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:42 PM (TfUTr)

338 The ONT cob mistakenly set the clock back two hours. Watch for the post to show up at 11:00 EST.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Carry on at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (zfvVF)


Place your bets! Place your bets!

{The hand prepares to spin the wheel}

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:43 PM (gKDq2)

339 As far as counterfactuals go, Cooper's is one of the dumbest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:36 PM (BI5O2)


So why are you so mad about it?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

340 322 Well I am off to bed. Y’all have great evenings!
Posted by: Piper

Waving more of that white privilege, up at 5AM to go to work, stuff at us?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025

It’s understandable you would be jealous of this particular part of my life. Who wouldn’t want to be up that early to get people moving at 6a promptly? Staying in bed under warm covers! No one wants that! 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2025 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)

341 throw=through...jeez

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:44 PM (TfUTr)

342 Well well well...I commented off the cuff when Comey got indicted that I wouldn't be surprised if those burn bags filled with confidential material in the FBI building might be something he should really be concerned about.

Well, I was just reading Comey tried to have the case dismissed today, and the DOJ's response highlights those very burn bags as to why the Judge didn't want to go along with Comey's lawyer's request to 86 the indictment.

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 10:44 PM (dIske)

343 Nope. Bad idea. The CoB in question would have posted the ONT an hour early, not an hour late.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin


Picky picky picky. No-math violation. Flag on the play.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Carrion at November 03, 2025 10:44 PM (zfvVF)

344 >>hard enough to deal with real stuff and then they through in the made up.
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No shit! Hubby doesn't understand why he can't leave his room now. *That* is messing with him, more than the coof itself.

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2025 10:44 PM (rdVOm)

345
Maybe it's a husband sets the clock back, and then wife sets the clocks back again thing. Over the years around here, that has happened with some couples around here they joke about. Such caused some hilarious mixups with church times the next morning.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

346 333 “Stray pig” is not a very nice way of referring to Gilligan’s Schwanstucker.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (77rzZ)

347 336 327 Nope. Bad idea. The CoB in question would have posted the ONT an hour early, not an hour late.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 10:42 PM (DK5Sh)

Percy: Maybe he set his clock the wrong way.

Edmund Blackadder: oh shut up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (4XTQO)

348 Staying in bed under warm covers!

Oh, sure for you rich folks. We had nothing but loose dirt for a bed and a medium-sized dog occasionally for warmth . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (47diA)

349 333 Since everyone is still here.

I have an ONT appropriate link at #58 that no one seemed to check out.

Please do. It is worth it. Tina Louise in God's Little Acre picking up a stray pig.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (Ww9V6)

Endorsed.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (R256O)

350 The Germans began digging more and more into their folklore and developing weird ideas about their specialness. I read about this in "Hitler's Willing Executioners" by someone I can't remember.

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Goldhagen. But he was largely cribbing from Paul Johnson's "Westerners vs. Easterners" theory. There's a lot to that, and I like Johnson a lot, but I think they both overstate it. There was so much more going on than an intellectual struggle, as important as those are to Germans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:46 PM (BI5O2)

351 Kindltot gets it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 10:46 PM (mT+6a)

352 Maybe it's a husband sets the clock back, and then wife sets the clocks back again thing. Over the years around here, that has happened with some couples around here they joke about. Such caused some hilarious mixups with church times the next morning.
Posted by: publius,
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Scampywife ran around resetting all clocks last night when we got home. Except her alarm clock (she refuses to use her phone as an alarm). Somebody got up at 4:40 this morning instead of 5:40.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 10:47 PM (41CYW)

353 Sometimes I like to visit the blog after 8 pm local, and check out the ONT.

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2025 10:47 PM (AOsQT)

354 Okay - which one of youze guys forgot to pay your dues?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:47 PM (SRRAx)

355 I've been around here for a long time, but don't know the current record for ONT Late Start. Are we in the running tonight?

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:48 PM (47diA)

356 349 333 Since everyone is still here.

I have an ONT appropriate link at #58 that no one seemed to check out.

Please do. It is worth it. Tina Louise in God's Little Acre picking up a stray pig.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (Ww9V6)

Endorsed.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (R256O)

_________________________

Good grief. I could park my bike in there and not even have to use the kickstand.

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 10:48 PM (dIske)

357 Okay - which one of youze guys forgot to pay your dues?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:47 PM (SRRAx)


Wait, what?

{Scribbles note to self}

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:49 PM (gKDq2)

358 So why are you so mad about it?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:43 PM

I'm not. I said it was stupid. I have zero emotional investment in this. It was posited as an argument, it's a stupid one, and I said so. That's all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:50 PM (BI5O2)

359 Good grief [F5] people. Like you [F5] don't have anything better [F5] to do tonight [F5] than to keep [F5] hitting Refresh [F5] on the front page? [F5]

Posted by: mindful webworker - Carry me off at November 03, 2025 10:50 PM (zfvVF)

360 Staying in bed under warm covers!

Oh, sure for you rich folks. We had nothing but loose dirt for a bed and a medium-sized dog occasionally for warmth . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:45 PM (47diA)


Sheesh!
You lucky people with your loose dirt. We had to borrow the neighbor's cat just to get some loose dirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

361 I've been around here for a long time, but don't know the current record for ONT Late Start. Are we in the running tonight?
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic

When MisHum retired, the next Movie Thread went to like a thousand comments.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (TfUTr)

362
10:51. High 97% Beaver Loon here, and still no ONT....

Off to howl at the Beaver a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

363 I've been around here for a long time, but don't know the current record for ONT Late Start. Are we in the running tonight?
Posted by: LRob in OK
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I think one time, CBD rescued us at 11:30 or so? It was so late, nobody noticed for a long time that any ONT had been posted. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

364 Okay - which one of youze guys forgot to pay your dues?

I paid a year in advance for something at the TxMoMe. Might have been a weekly hotdog fee, but it should have been the ONT place holder.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (47diA)

365 You lucky people with your loose dirt. We had to borrow the neighbor's cat just to get some loose dirt.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

Pro tip:

Night soil isn't dirt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (uQesX)

366 When MisHum retired, the next Movie Thread went to like a thousand comments.
Posted by: Some Rat


That was a fun night!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 10:52 PM (mT+6a)

367 Musical interlude: (please don't try this at home.)
https://youtu.be/fox_5DQ8Hz8

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:52 PM (R256O)

368 I have an ONT appropriate link at #58 that no one seemed to check out.

Please do. It is worth it. Tina Louise in God's Little Acre picking up a stray pig.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 03, 2025 10:41 PM (Ww9V6)

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Oof.

What I don't understand is, how did the Castaways get stuck in the island for so long when they obviously had access to a motorboat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:53 PM (0RiMX)

369 It’s pretty funny that the “Low Effort Cafe” goes on so long.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)

370 When MisHum retired

I went into a brief period of mourning at that time, I guess, and missed the loooooong non-ONT thread.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:54 PM (47diA)

371 So...are we gonna have to wait for the Senate on this?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

372 364 Okay - which one of youze guys forgot to pay your dues?

I paid a year in advance for something at the TxMoMe. Might have been a weekly hotdog fee, but it should have been the ONT place holder.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:51 PM (47diA)


Ummm....I hate to tell you this.....

I think that you've Ben Had 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:55 PM (SRRAx)

373 It’s pretty funny that the “Low Effort Cafe” goes on so long.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)


Irony is a big part of this blog.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)

374 RIP Donna Jean

Posted by: Jerry Saves at November 03, 2025 10:55 PM (zxrfm)

375 We can still talk about boobs, right?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (77rzZ)

376 371 So...are we gonna have to wait for the Senate on this?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:54 PM (2WIwB)


WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (SRRAx)

377 LRob, I think that was your parking ticket that you paid for.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (0nHVk)

378 We can still talk about boobs, right?


Sure. Pictures.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (47diA)

379 We can still talk about boobs, right?
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (77rzZ)


If we can't, why are we here?

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:56 PM (gKDq2)

380 That was a fun night!
Posted by: nurse ratched

It was! We are, if nothing else, a resilient group.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2025 10:57 PM (TfUTr)

381 I forgot that, DDS! You are probably right!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:57 PM (47diA)

382 375 We can still talk about boobs, right?

-------

Anyone have an opinion about Sydney Sweeney?

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:57 PM (0RiMX)

383 https://bit.ly/ont-up-soon

Posted by: mindful webworker - sure, sure at November 03, 2025 10:58 PM (zfvVF)

384 Whoever is working on tonight's ONT, feel free to borrow one of my previous excuses to start your post. I particularly liked the one when the sloth set a personal best in the 100m dash.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (R256O)

385 What I don't understand is, how did the Castaways get stuck in the island for so long when they obviously had access to a motorboat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:53 PM (0RiMX)

If I could motorboat ginger and maryann I wouldn't have been in a rush to leave the island any time soon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (snZF9)

386 Anyone have an opinion about Sydney Sweeney?

*ducks*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:57 PM (0RiMX)


Just MAO, she didin't need to show the nips.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (gKDq2)

387 That's pretty good, MW! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (47diA)

388 OnT nood

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (R256O)

389 ONT


nood

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (MUhnC)

390 The ONT, she is NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:59 PM (0RiMX)

391 My fault about the ONT. I started passing out looking at AR accessories. I must have stopped time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2025 11:00 PM (snZF9)

392 What thread would prohibit tit-talk, at least past 100 comments? I think the right to tit-talk is written into the AoS bill of rights, and there's a statute on top of that demanding a full investigation if a thread goes to 500 without any.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 11:01 PM (BI5O2)

393 Let the Sydney Sweeney versus Kate Upton wars begin!

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

394 I don't know why I even bother watching the Cowboys.

It's just sad.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 11:02 PM (SRRAx)

395 Seems like we're creating our own content tonight. I'll pitch in with a youtube video of "Korean Girls Try American BBQ"

https://tinyurl.com/bdd8z83w

Perhaps I first saw it here on AoSHQ.

Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2025 11:03 PM (t+VLa)

396 350 YD -- Anti-Semitism can be traced all the way back to the 400s or so when the Emperor sent out a decree forbidding Jews from seeking converts. Up til then Judaism was actively competing with Christianity for converts. And the idea that the Jews killed Christ goes back even further, settling in to the DNA of Europe. As time passed, Jews were forbidden many occupations and they turned to lending money for profit, which Christians were forbidden to do by Church law. See Thomas Sowell for his writings on how middlemen come to be hated.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 03, 2025 11:06 PM (DK5Sh)

397
I've been around here for a long time, but don't know the current record for ONT Late Start.

24 hours

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2025 11:13 PM (pkeXY)

398 Down on the Gulf, you have the Intracostals, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The so-called Full Water Baptists...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 03, 2025 11:38 PM (y7zkd)

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