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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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The two sides of the coin that is President Donald Trump was on full display two days ago. His amazing ability to motivate and energize an otherwise detached electorate -- when he is on the ballot -- and his equally amazing ability to infuriate and motivate the Democrats.

And that's where JD Vance has a tremendous opportunity. As the presumptive front-runner for the 2028 Republican presidential nomination, He has the next two years, before the 2028 campaign begins in earnest, to create a persona as "The Anti-Trump." But not on policy, where the President and he are in broad agreement. No, it will be in tone, presentation, and image.

Donald Trump's bombast and hyperbole is an integral part of his public face, and in most cases it works to heighten awareness of the topic at hand and, frankly, to pique the interest of disinterested potential voters. But it also raises the hackles of his implacable enemies and, frankly, can blur the message. But that message is vital...love of America, respect for the working man, the desire for American industry to be unequaled, and for his beloved country to be a safe, prosperous, and happy place, with secure borders, a powerful military that is rarely used, a vibrant domestic economy, and the probability of upward mobility for most.

Is JD Vance any different? No, of course not. That message, until recently, would have been completely unexceptional, were it not for the shambling wreck of the Democrat/progressive movement dragging us into 3rd World territory.

But without the lightning rod that is Donald Trump, the Democrats, who can get their compliant flocks frothing at the mouth by the mere mention of the President's name, will lose a powerful recruiting and motivational tool. And the more JD Vance can separate himself from Donald Trump's unique personality, the weaker the Democrat strategy will be when directed at him. Thus the suggestion that he becomes the "Anti-Trump."

Trump Has the Entire Room Laughing as He Pokes Fun at JD Vance

The president then turned to Vice President Vance, quipping, “Why don’t you act like that? JD doesn’t behave like that. JD butts into conversations. I wanna have that for at least a couple of days. Okay, JD? We’ll keep you long term, but a couple of days of that would be very, very nice.”

This is exactly the way that JD Vance can create the image of an independent and powerful executive who is more than happy to confront Donald Trump if necessary, but will always be measured and calm in public.

Hyperbole is the politician's stock in trade, but with a thoughtful and quiet delivery, JD Vance can create distance from Donald Trump that will still allow him to communicate the broad strokes of an America First policy. It will also neuter the Democrat shock troops, who operate on rage and adrenaline. Three more years of Donald Trump will, hopefully, leave them exhausted, and the American people bored with their unending, unthinking, and hysterical responses to everything that the President does or says.

Yes, I am a fan of JD Vance. Will he be the nominee? Who knows! But the bench is reasonably deep, so if he fails to secure the nomination, I am confident that there are others who will be good candidates, especially with the possibility of Governor Hair Gel Newsom as the Democrat candidate, with all of California's miserable baggage piled high around him!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (XKYub)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (eQmnE)

3 FIRST

Posted by: Denny Crane - I am ALWAYS First at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (i49OE)

4 Good morning good people.

So glad to be rid of the Butt Sisters.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (cYBz/)

5 Ha!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (XKYub)

6 First?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (MNCvZ)

7 DAMMIT!

Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (i49OE)

8 Narp.

Now to read the post.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (LxER7)

9 Commenting present

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (XBsgk)

10 It will also neuter the Democrat shock troops, who operate on rage and adrenaline. Three more years of Donald Trump will, hopefully, leave them exhausted,

You're such an optimist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (a+4eV)

11 I'm a fan of J.D., too, but the Dems will demonize him all the more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (x7EH8)

12 JD is a phenomenal spokesman for the Trump administration's policies.
He is particularly good on X, where he can sarcastically put down a critic, follow-up with a substantial argument or refutation of the false claim, and even throw in a joke/meme.

He is Trump's heir apparent in that respect.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:05 AM (GbwPZ)

13 has the next two years, before the 2028 campaign begins in earnest,

-

Less than that. Debates usually start the summer of the preceding year. So 18ish months from now.

Life comes at ya quick.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:05 AM (3qp0C)

14 Dude dressed as a meme of himself for Halloween.
Dang, so much #Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:06 AM (GbwPZ)

15 But seriously, Leftist rage is so inexhaustible that if we could harness it for electricity generation we wouldn't need nuke plants.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:06 AM (a+4eV)

16 The next R is gonna have to be more nasty, not less. There is no going back to dignified or moral or nice. They have already said JD fucks his couch and beats his wife.

They will make any Republican into Hitler or something even less palatable, everyone has a weak spot and they will exploit it.

If he's nice or carries himself with quiet dignity, they will say he's weak and faggy. Forget trying to tease the electorate with what you "think" they want. Trump won three times because he doesn't.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:06 AM (AOGRk)

17
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (y9nCu)

18 Morning.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (pNNfr)

19 I'm probably one of the few here who actually likes Ted Cruz, mainly because when he was running for Prez a few election cycles ago, he appeared to be the only candidate from either party who acknowledged that the Constitution puts any limitations whatsoever on Presidential power.

Yeah, he's a weasel, but he's my weasel.

Don't get me wrong: if Vance is the candidate, I'll vote for him with no qualms whatsoever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (IG3/x)

20 Now that I have read the post, I find that I agree. A very well-thought out idea, and I approve.

Now, someone mentioned there would be midgets...

Posted by: Denny Crane - Crane for President at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (i49OE)

21 Would not surprise me if the GOP decided to back a "return to norms" candidate instead of Vance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (NwnyJ)

22 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (zjgNU)

23 Yes, I am a fan of JD Vance. Will he be the nominee? Who knows! But the bench is reasonably deep, so if he fails to secure the nomination, I am confident that there are others who will be good candidates

In the runup to the '24 election, I supported DeSantis, and was told by many that he was a fool for running because it was not his year. Now, it's almost a foregone conclusion that the '28 nom will be JD. I'm fine with either one, but those who told DeSantis to wait were wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

24 JD is a very eloquent speaker and debater.

Of course, he'll be the new and improved "Hitler On Steroids" courtesy of the Democrat-Communist Demagogues and their MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Sycophantic Whores ... so he's got that going for him!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (2eJ7p)

25 > The next R is gonna have to be more nasty, not less.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:06 AM (AOGRk)

Another point in favor of Cruz. He does do nasty very well indeed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (IG3/x)

26 I would have believed that CA Governor Hair Gel's disastrous record would have disqualified him from getting the Donk nomination in 2028.
But I also didn't foresee that the denizens of the capital of capitalism in a mostly Christian nation would elect a Socialist Jihadi as it's mayor.
So, who knows what's possible anymore?
Fire and brimstone raining down from the sky?
Seas boiling?
Dog and cats living together?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (MNCvZ)

27 Life comes at ya quick.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:05 AM (3qp0C)


So does cum!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I've Done it All at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (i49OE)

28 Yes, I am a fan of JD Vance. Will he be the nominee?

Trump 2028! Still waiting for my flag, though, from the Trump organization.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (egaJw)

29
From CutJib newsletter:

Huck Follywood says:
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 pm
“When Donald Trump goes away the Democrats ability to call him the anti-Christ and run against him goes away too. JD Vance can motivate young voters in a way Trump cannot.”

I think that paraphrase of CBD’s comment on the pod is close to accurate, and I think he is (uncharacteristically) completely wrong. Vance is, if anything, hated more already. His sins are numerous but the primary one is he is a Republican. And GOP candidates are axiomatically the anti-Christ.

Already, AWFL’s of my acquaintance talk viciously about JD. He is detested.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (pkeXY)

30 And the more JD Vance can separate himself from Donald Trump's unique personality, the weaker the Democrat strategy will be when directed at him.

I don't know why you think that "literally Hitler" Vance would a reasonable follow-on to "budding elder statesman" Trump. -- Democrats

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:10 AM (ExV1e)

31 I too like our VP.
I expect his debate with Newsome will be epic.
But I think the same thing with DeSantis.or Rubio.
Expect the dems.to.cintinue digging into everyone's background and just plain making shit up.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 11:10 AM (2WIwB)

32 >>The next R is gonna have to be more nasty, not less. There is no going back to dignified or moral or nice. They have already said JD fucks his couch and beats his wife.


Yes. JD's calm is an excellent asset to dealing with them, such as he did at the Ole Miss TPUSA event. He will not be bullied or guilted into accepting their premise, let alone apologizing for whatever their latest grievance is.

Also, they assassinated his friend (after attempting to assassinate his running mate several times). They've just strengthened his resove exponentially.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:10 AM (GbwPZ)

33 I'm voting for Vance in 2028. Doesn't even matter if he's running, he's still who I'm voting for. And I LIKE his attack dog tendencies. I want a leader, not a milquetoast.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 06, 2025 11:10 AM (9VDxG)

34 I would have believed that CA Governor Hair Gel's disastrous record would have disqualified him from getting the Donk nomination in 2028.

Based on recent events, he probably should call for the gassing of all GOP children.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

35 JD Vance was vocally anti Trump once upon a time. And word is right up to when he was selected last year a lot of people in Trump world had major reservations about him.

People do change, so he could very well have had a change of heart. But there’s still this nagging feeling about him with me.

Plus the whole Peter Thiel relationship. He’s beholden to Thiel for his entire political career. Thiel is Palantir. Am I the only one who is not so thrilled with this setup?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:11 AM (3qp0C)

36 My daughter, who will be 18 a month before the election, really hopes her first vote will be for President Vance.

I agree with her. I think he'll make a good President and torch bearer. (And if we could get 12 straight years of a Republican cleaning up the mess of the past decades of misrule, we might actually avoid collapse and the 2020 stolen election may have been a blessing in disguise.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

37 Trump is Trump . A unique known quantity. Everything else in politics on the Republican side is up for grabs with J.D. leading the way as the next MAGA/Republican leader . The bench is also deep
Let the Dem civil war immolate a lot of Dems before 11/26. At least he moment their leaders are Newsom, AOC and now Mamdani. By next election it might be none of the above

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (Sm0sq)

38 I'd rather see Punk Monkey on the frontpage when I refresh than the Two Sisters.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (jc0TO)

39 It was said before somewhere, but it is not automatic that Vance will "inherit" the Trump coalition. He would need to build his own. We shall see what it will look like, and if it will be worth supporting.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (g47mK)

40 In the runup to the '24 election, I supported DeSantis, and was told by many that he was a fool for running because it was not his year. Now, it's almost a foregone conclusion that the '28 nom will be JD. I'm fine with either one, but those who told DeSantis to wait were wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

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Had DeSantis played his cards right, he might have found himself the current VP and front-runner for the 2028 nomination.

But he stupidly listened to the GOPee wormtongues whispering in his ear ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (2eJ7p)

41 11 I'm a fan of J.D., too, but the Dems will demonize him all the more.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
---------------

Agree. They'll hang a Trump moniker in some fashion.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 06, 2025 11:13 AM (ViCCR)

42 Also don't forget the Democrats don't HAVE to be nasty themselves or at least didn't have to be. They have "comedians" and SNL and commentators to frame the R in the meanest, nastiest most vicious way and the media and bots will amplify.

Trump forced their hand by being the type who will drag you into the gutter with him.

The secret of the Left was always that every fight by anyone against a D starts and ends the gutter but until Trump they got to pretend it didn't. Remember muh norms. Even the "polite" GOP pretended along with that one. There is no going back to the statesman. Any R one will be eaten alive. Look what they did to Romney.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:13 AM (AOGRk)

43 > Governor Hair Gel

Gotta wonder if Newscum and Mutt Romney are major stockholders in the "Hair Gel Club for Effete Manlets".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:13 AM (IG3/x)

44 “When Donald Trump goes away the Democrats ability to call him the anti-Christ and run against him goes away too. JD Vance can motivate young voters in a way Trump cannot.”

I think that paraphrase of CBD’s comment on the pod is close to accurate, and I think he is (uncharacteristically) completely wrong. Vance is, if anything, hated more already. His sins are numerous but the primary one is he is a Republican. And GOP candidates are axiomatically the anti-Christ.


If the predictions that younger voters, especially males, are leaning more Republican, JD is an almost perfect candidate. He's young, articulate, was a Marine (yeah, yeah), and comes from a blue collar (at best) background.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

45 Thiel is Palantir. Am I the only one who is not so thrilled with this setup?

Gen. Tulsi Gabbard would be, in my opinion, a much stronger running mate for Trump in 2028.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 11:13 AM (egaJw)

46 I look forward to Trump's rehabilitation when the Bolsheviks move on to the next Hitler.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (jc0TO)

47 Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports
@honestpollster

Dear @LeaderJohnThune

The American people demanded action, and you have failed to give it to them.

You probably just burned the Republican party's last chance at governance without significantly increased societal chaos.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (R4U7I)

48 Had DeSantis played his cards right, he might have found himself the current VP and front-runner for the 2028 nomination.

But he stupidly listened to the GOPee wormtongues whispering in his ear ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 11:12 AM (2eJ7p)

I rate this as true.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Know the Truth at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (i49OE)

49 Worth recalling that Trump, Obama and Clinton were not even considered major contenders for the WH three years before they won office.
So, there's still the possibility of some wild cards emerging by 2028.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (MNCvZ)

50 I'm probably one of the few here who actually likes Ted Cruz, mainly because when he was running for Prez a few election cycles ago, he appeared to be the only candidate from either party who acknowledged that the Constitution puts any limitations whatsoever on Presidential power.

Yeah, he's a weasel, but he's my weasel.

Don't get me wrong: if Vance is the candidate, I'll vote for him with no qualms whatsoever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:07 AM (IG3/x)

I really like Ted Cruz, but I doubt his ability as an executive.

He's smart, he's prepared, and he's great at arguing, but we need someone whose ready to (metaphorically) bust some heads in the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

51 but those who told DeSantis to wait were wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

No. DeSantis bet against Trump and was wrong.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (AOGRk)

52 those who told DeSantis to wait were wrong

Because he got the nomination?
Because he lasted long enough to have any impact at all?
Because he got a spot in the administration to burnish his national credentials?

He was elected Governor and immediately turned around and started running for an office he said he wouldn't run for if Trump ran.

He should have waited.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (ExV1e)

53 I really like Ted Cruz, but I doubt his ability as an executive.

He's smart, he's prepared, and he's great at arguing, but we need someone whose ready to (metaphorically) bust some heads in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

*who's, thanks autocorrect

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (zjgNU)

54 I wish I could believe this. I do. But I don't. We have Trump and nobody else. I like JDV. (He deserves a catchy nic like AOC, right?)

I think JDV would make a great president. But he has to win first. Would he have won in 2024? Not a chance. Can he win in 2028? I have my doubts.

Trump is, for better or worse, a unique phenomenon that maybe happens once every 50 years. I don't see anyone currently on the scene who can duplicate him, if it's even possible to dupe him.

The Tuesday election Hiroshima was a wake-up call that too many of us are excusing away or copeium-ing. I fear the midterms and 2028. And those who know me say I'm usually more optimistic than most.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

55 I'm good with either Vance or DeSantis. It's nice to have a choice. Repubs have come a long way since McCain and Romney, two clowns I hated to vote for.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (kAD/F)

56 I liked how JD sat at attention as President Trump was goofing on him, which got even more laughs.

Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Winters at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (4rdBE)

57 > He's smart, he's prepared, and he's great at arguing, but we need someone whose ready to (metaphorically) bust some heads in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

If not President, he'd make an excellent replacement for Thomas on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (IG3/x)

58 Thinking about this the other day- Nixon? Hated. Fascist. Reagan? Hated. Fascist. Bush 1? Mostly gets pass? Bush 2? Hated. Also fascist. Trump? Hated. Trump 2? Not just fascist, but Nazi. Ney, Hitler redux.

Vance? I'm sensing a pattern here...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (MZ+PY)

59 15
‘ Leftist rage is so inexhaustible that if we could harness it for electricity generation we wouldn't need nuke plants.’

Yeah, I’ve been hoping that it would get more of them arrested or institutionalized (or dare I dream dead of a rage stroke). But the left has short changed me on that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:16 AM (jbnUc)

60 JD has the right idea. I don't really care Margaret is the right idea.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:16 AM (AOGRk)

61 The Left has successfully smeared Trump, trying to turn every positive into a negative. And more than that, there's a threat violence in the air. Accused of being a tyrant, but he's followed every stupid court decision.

It goes back to our schools; the pathetically awful public schools in Chicago being a prime example.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 11:16 AM (2g/fp)

62 Already, AWFL’s of my acquaintance talk viciously about JD. He is detested.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (pkeXY)


He's rich. He's decent looking. He's powerful. And he's got that damn BROWN wife.

Of course the AWFLs hate him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:16 AM (ExV1e)

63
Cruz is a bright, bright man and knows it. But my wife, who is a pretty good barometer for the average person, literally cannot stand to hear him speak. That's probably a bad sign.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 06, 2025 11:17 AM (9VDxG)

64 I like JDV. (He deserves a catchy nic like AOC, right?)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

Too close to Jean-Claude Van Damme's initials, JVD.

Now if we can get JVD to endorse JDV...

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:17 AM (pNNfr)

65 >>Would not surprise me if the GOP decided to back a "return to norms" candidate instead of Vance.


Of course that's what they'll want.

However, Trump's approach to his cabinet this time around has been so effective that it will be hard for most to consider someone other than one of them. They are competent, energetic, experienced but not old*, and they are constantly communicating with the public directly about their latest actions. It is clear that Trump expects them to lead, to be as active in getting his agenda implemented, with his full support.

What could some GOP Senator or Congressman claim to have accomplished vs. what any of Trump's cabinet secretaries have done in less than 1 year?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:18 AM (GbwPZ)

66 Plus the whole Peter Thiel relationship. He’s beholden to Thiel for his entire political career. Thiel is Palantir. Am I the only one who is not so thrilled with this setup?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:11 AM (3qp0C)

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That and the "sudden revelation" of the Tech Bros that they have a friend in President Trump is disconcerting (Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse is a "suspicious cat" about it all).

However, I wonder if Trump could have won in '24 without Elon Musk purchasing Twitter and subsequently throwing his considerable support behind the President?

[Honorable Mention as well to Trump's endless idiotic persecutors and assassins on The Left, Charlie Kirk, and Scott Pressler ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 11:18 AM (2eJ7p)

67 I'm good with either Vance or DeSantis. It's nice to have a choice. Repubs have come a long way since McCain and Romney, two clowns I hated to vote for.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM


The quality of Rubio's garbage has increased as well.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:18 AM (jc0TO)

68 Ok, whatever.

I'll never trust any dushwater dull dumbshit Republican. Too much water under the bridge. I like Trump. I want an outsider who will tear shit up like a bull in a china shop. I'm not the only one. Why do you think people only show up when Trump is on the ticket?

If Vance wants to play the measured GOP politician, Vance will lose. He needs to become hyperaggressive, not a cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 11:18 AM (BdVTt)

69 I like JDV. (He deserves a catchy nic like AOC, right?)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

Too close to Jean-Claude Van Damme's initials, JVD.

Now if we can get JVD to endorse JDV...
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:17 AM (pNNfr)

DENNY CRANE!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Will Help You Win at November 06, 2025 11:19 AM (i49OE)

70 19
‘ I'm probably one of the few here who actually likes Ted Cruz’

He used to be my guy too but he went wobbly a couple of times.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:19 AM (jbnUc)

71 I'd like a Vance/Rubio ticket in 2028, then a Rubio/??? ticket in 2032.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2025 11:19 AM (3ImbR)

72 Oops---

Rubio/??? in 2036

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (3ImbR)

73 I’m as MAGA as the next guy, but I wouldn’t have voted for any of the Whigs / RINOs running in the big state races yesterday. I would have done what a lot of MAGA voters did: stay home.

Once again the GOPe’s ability to field the worst possible candidates was on display.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (xTinh)

74 Would not surprise me if the GOP decided to back a "return to norms" candidate instead of Vance.

I think the GOP sans Trump is largely a spent force. They'll do as they're told or risk losing campaign money.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

75 FWIW a DeSantis endorsed candidate for mayor in Miami finished 2nd on Tuesday. First place is a AWFL who wants to build “affordable housing”. She did t get 50% so it’s going to a runoff. She is expected to win easily.

All the people running away from Mamdani to Miami will instead have an AWFL version of him. But at least the weather’s better I suppose.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (3qp0C)

76 >>I liked how JD sat at attention as President Trump was goofing on him, which got even more laughs.


JD is always respectful of Trump.
Always refers to him as "Donald J Trump," no nickname or casual first name references.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (GbwPZ)

77 16 The next R is gonna have to be more nasty, not less. There is no going back to dignified or moral or nice. They have already said JD fucks his couch and beats his wife.

They will make any Republican into Hitler or something even less palatable, everyone has a weak spot and they will exploit it.

If he's nice or carries himself with quiet dignity, they will say he's weak and faggy. Forget trying to tease the electorate with what you "think" they want. Trump won three times because he doesn't.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:06 AM (AOGRk)
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"going back" to what? I'm old enough to remember 1964. The only one we've nominated who wasn't even more Hitlery than our last Hitler was Ford. I put that down to the fact they were tired from their victory lap.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:21 AM (s0JqF)

78 I'd like a Vance/Rubio ticket in 2028, then a Rubio/??? ticket in 2032.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2025 11:19 AM


Shouldn't Rubio run for Governor? Isn't that the normal progression from Aedile to Praetor in our system?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:21 AM (jc0TO)

79 If Vance wants to play the measured GOP politician, Vance will lose. He needs to become hyperaggressive, not a cuck.

Nope. Vance should be the good cop to Trump's bad cop. Their policies are identical, but Vance can afford to give away some of Trump's edge, if only to make women more comfortable with him. Usha is a big advantage to him in that regard.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

80 Shouldn't Rubio run for Governor? Isn't that the normal progression from Aedile to Praetor in our system?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:21 AM (jc0TO)

Byron Donalds seems to have that wrapped up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:22 AM (VE6XX)

81 Ted Cruz's Dad was the sniper on the Grassy Knoll. Never Forget!

Posted by: Voice of Reason at November 06, 2025 11:22 AM (oftw2)

82
I really like Ted Cruz, but I doubt his ability as an executive.

He's smart, he's prepared, and he's great at arguing, but we need someone whose ready to (metaphorically) bust some heads in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

----

I like him, too. Smart, argued before SCOTUS. Shows justified flashes of anger in the Senate.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 11:22 AM (w0ruu)

83 Rubio can be VP and governor, lol!
Maybe use an spare time to be head of the RNC. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (GbwPZ)

84 Nope. Vance should be the good cop to Trump's bad cop. Their policies are identical, but Vance can afford to give away some of Trump's edge, if only to make women more comfortable with him. Usha is a big advantage to him in that regard.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:22 AM (Riz8t)


OTOH, I suspect that if JD had his way, we'd already be out of NATO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

85 22 minutes since this post posted, and less than 100 comments??

What, are all of you still staring at those retarded sisters???

Posted by: Denny Crane - Art is an Art Form, Dammit! at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (i49OE)

86 Nobody attacked Ford because he had about as much a chance of winning as he did as becoming Pope, and they were afraid that if they damaged him, Reagan would TAKE him and then they'd have had a real fight.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (9VDxG)

87 It doesn't matter how 'different' from Trump Vance is. He will be hated and demonized.

I don't think he should run 'away' from Trump. He should shrug off the hate and expect it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:24 AM (xcxpd)

88 As soon as JD gets close to the nomination, the “he’s weak on the second amendment” trolls will show up in force. Nothing rallies the circular firing squad faster than that old chestnut.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 06, 2025 11:24 AM (xTinh)

89 Nobody attacked Ford because he had about as much a chance of winning as he did as becoming Pope

Incorrect. It is widely accepted now that if the election had been a couple of weeks later, Ford would have won.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

90 I like Vance, but I'd rather he go run and serve as a governor somewhere. I'd prefer DeSantis, Abbot or another person with more executive experience.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at November 06, 2025 11:25 AM (bmpUL)

91 22 minutes since this post posted, and less than 100 comments??

What, are all of you still staring at those retarded sisters???
Posted by: Denny Crane - Art is an Art Form, Dammit! at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (i49OE)

Ugh... pushing that down from the top of the page couldn't happen fast enough.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (zjgNU)

92 I don't think he should run 'away' from Trump. He should shrug off the hate and expect it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:24 AM (xcxpd)


When they meme me, I shall make it my battle flag. Unless it's fake and gay which, to be honest, is likely. But my memelords will produce something which will suffice. -- JD Vance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (ExV1e)

93 I look forward to Trump's rehabilitation when the Bolsheviks move on to the next Hitler.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (jc0TO)

It's equally likely if not moreso they will compare Trump favorably to make the next guy seem weak and in effectual. "Trump was strong, he wasn't afraid, this guy is a pussy." kind of thing.

A pussy guy is pretty much a goner compared to a strongman fascist type. They ran it with Romney to an extent (along with stupid and evil) and with Bush I after his inevitable first win on Reagan's coattails. They will pick the archetype they believe is the most accurate and damaging.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (AOGRk)

94 Very good essay. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (8Xy/A)

95 68
‘ If Vance wants to play the measured GOP politician, Vance will lose. He needs to become hyperaggressive, not a cuck.’

I want someone who understands that we’re in a war with the democrats.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (jbnUc)

96 85 22 minutes since this post posted, and less than 100 comments??

What, are all of you still staring at those retarded sisters???
Posted by: Denny Crane - Art is an Art Form, Dammit! at November 06, 2025 11:23 AM (i49OE)
_______
Probably still bleaching their eyes. I'd hoped that after last week we'd have 5 decent art threads. But Noooooo.

CBD - what's the opposite of "doing a solid?" - did us a liquid. (Gas? Plasma?)

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (s0JqF)

97 I'm not smart enough to come up with political plans that work, so I'll adopt yours. I hope you're correct.

Posted by: Capnob at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (OLoWw)

98 Seriously, Trump is a fairly liberal guy compared to what previous candidates (pretended to be). And the Democrats/Uniparty is literally trying to kill him.

Vance will be treated the same way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (xcxpd)

99 If Vance wants to play the measured GOP politician, Vance will lose. He needs to become hyperaggressive, not a cuck.’

I want someone who understands that we’re in a war with the democrats.


Ah, the old "if you don't agree 100% with me on everything, you're a weak, sissified cuckold" gambit.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

100 It’s all mummys in Aegypt.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (fcLoN)

101 It doesn't matter how 'different' from Trump Vance is. He will be hated and demonized.

I don't think he should run 'away' from Trump. He should shrug off the hate and expect it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:24 AM (xcxpd)

I don't think anyone is saying he should run away from Trump.

Merely that he has a different temperament and that will likely play well for him.

I think he's pretty well prepared for the hate. (They haven't tried to murder him yet, but they've murdered his friend and tried to murder his boss.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (zjgNU)

102 I would have believed that CA Governor Hair Gel's disastrous record would have disqualified him from getting the Donk nomination in 2028.
But I also didn't foresee that the denizens of the capital of capitalism in a mostly Christian nation would elect a Socialist Jihadi as it's mayor.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (MNCvZ)


Being from CA, Gov Hair Gel realistically only has a chance at the White House if the Donk commie cocksuckers can successfully pack the Electoral College from CA, NY, IL etc., without waiting for official re-districting. Hence the CA vs TX fight over gerrymandering (Prop 50)

As for Mayor Osama Mohammed Dirka Dirka's win, New Yawkers are a bunch of provincial ass-spelunkers, so they're gonna get what they deserve, good and hard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (y9nCu)

103 Lol, what's Vance supposed to do? Does anyone think if he acts like a good cuckling, that the press won't call him Hitler? Or that woman voters won't believe them and follow suit? That transgender furries won't shoot at him? Ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (BdVTt)

104 Vance will be treated the same way.

Yes. Yes he will. The point is that we know this, and should be smart about how we react to it. Or, you know, just bite the heads off chickens.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

105 I still think Cruz's best place would be SCOTUS, but he doesn't want that.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (s0JqF)

106 I like Vance, but I'd rather he go run and serve as a governor somewhere. I'd prefer DeSantis, Abbot or another person with more executive experience.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at November 06, 2025 11:25 AM (bmpUL)


1. Abbott would be a bad choice. He's not a strong Governor and he's not strong MAGA.
2. DeSantis would, probably, be a bad choice because he has no personality and, frankly, I question how MAGA he is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (ExV1e)

107 Ugh... pushing that down from the top of the page couldn't happen fast enough.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (zjgNU)


Yessss, but... It seems we took our time, didn't we? I wonder why...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Bulging Crossed Eyes, so Sue Me! at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (i49OE)

108 I totally disagree with this entire analysis! The entire Dem playbook is demonizing the Republican and motivating their base. This has been going on for decades. It will not end with Trump. In 2028, JD will be portrayed as "the most evil person to ever run for President"...including Donald Trump and every word uttered by JD will be twisted to get Dems to rage against him. Trump has proven that the way to fight this is through bombastic rhetoric...not reason and argument. It is a major strength that Trump possesses and whoever the nominee is in 2028 better be able to fight yhe Dems in similar fashion!

Posted by: JTSmith at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (vsfhc)

109 95 68
‘ If Vance wants to play the measured GOP politician, Vance will lose. He needs to become hyperaggressive, not a cuck.’

I want someone who understands that we’re in a war with the democrats.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:26 AM (jbnUc)

same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (xcxpd)

110 Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at November 06, 2025 11:25 AM (bmpUL)

I liked your point about Vance perhaps needing a little more executive experience, but I will vote for him if he's on the ticket.

As to you handle-No it didn't and no, I'm not .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (8Xy/A)

111 And take a look at that nic, and 100 too.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (fcLoN)

112 89
‘ It is widely accepted now that if the election had been a couple of weeks later, Ford would have won.’

Yes. 1976 was an extremely close election.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (jbnUc)

113 Agree that J.D. Vance is exceptional & has a great opportunity before him in the not off far future, BUT I also believe he has to get in front of/away from The Heritage Foundation and 2025 Project. Even if it's not 'real,' the progressives tied him, Trump & others to it in 2024, and they won't let go. (It will still be used time and time again during the next Presidential campaign for any & all Trump adjacent.)

Wikipedia -
Established April 21, 2022; 3 years ago[1]
Location Washington, D.C., U.S.
Services Recruitment and training of government workers loyal to Donald Trump
Director Paul Dans (until August 2024)
President Kevin Roberts
Publication Mandate for Leadership: The Conservative Promise (2023)
Parent organization: The Heritage Foundation
Budget: $22 million[2]
Website www.project2025.org Edit this at Wikidata

>FactCheck Posts›Featured Posts
Trump, Project 2025 and the ‘Dismantling’ of the ‘Administrative State,’ Posted on September 29, 2025

Look, I'm not that bright but we've had the effects of Heritage's Dans, Roberts & some pals playing out online recently at AoSHQs & it's not pleasant. There's something wrong. More "conservative" sabotage of the admin?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 11:29 AM (NFX2v)

114 73 Once again the GOPe’s ability to field the worst possible candidates was on display.
---


This is about me, right?

Posted by: Dr. Oz at November 06, 2025 11:30 AM (0bjKf)

115 "going back" to what? I'm old enough to remember 1964. The only one we've nominated who wasn't even more Hitlery than our last Hitler was Ford. I put that down to the fact they were tired from their victory lap.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:21 AM (s0JqF)

Going back to "dignified", in the vein (or should that be vain) of the guy right before Trump. Out of dignified comes "Jeb".

R's had most of *our* side convinced we needed that to win until Trump blew it the fuck apart. A lot of people forget the old rules now, just 10 years later, and it seems want to reinstitute them immediately.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:30 AM (AOGRk)

116 FWIW a DeSantis endorsed candidate for mayor in Miami finished 2nd on Tuesday. First place is a AWFL who wants to build “affordable housing”. She did t get 50% so it’s going to a runoff. She is expected to win easily.

All the people running away from Mamdani to Miami will instead have an AWFL version of him. But at least the weather’s better I suppose.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:20 AM (3qp0C)
___

Ugh. I'll add that to my list of reasons to be worried (see my post above) about the midterms and 2028. In the supposed Eden of FL, with a very capable GOP gov, in a state Trump won easily, the citizens of Miami choose (or are going to choose) a leftist retard just like NYC and VA and NJ did.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

117
I liked your point about Vance perhaps needing a little more executive experience, but I will vote for him if he's on the ticket.

I seem to remember s certain Messiah who won the Presidency twice with no more executive experience than Vance

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (VE6XX)

118 JD Vance's Halloween costume caused a meltdown among the Twitterati.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (og9zY)

119 DeSantis would, probably, be a bad choice because he has no personality and, frankly, I question how MAGA he is.

I actually partially agree with this. DeSantis doesn't have a sparkling personality, and fair or not, that is a huge asset in a presidential campaign. I have no worries at all about his politics or his competence.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

120 BTW you don't go from VP to a fucking Governorship to further your national political aspirations... you are already fucking there.

What, do I have to teach you everything?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Invented Politics at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (i49OE)

121
I heard someone say that Rubio would be better for 2028, as the steady, hard, measured voice after the years of Trump's chaotic rhetoric. But maybe taper down with Vance and leave 2036 for Rubio?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (n7rxJ)

122 Vance/Rubio 28

Vs ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2025 11:32 AM (og9zY)

123 Remember the rules. Every R is some combo of

Stupid
Wimpy
Evil


They have tried Stupid at various times with Trump but the problem is he is extremely smart. They have tried Wimpy at times too (remember the hiding in the WH bunker) but he has interplanetary balls. So they have settled on evil which is practically impossible to disprove on a day to day basis.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (AOGRk)

124 >>> 104 Vance will be treated the same way.
==
Yes. Yes he will. The point is that we know this, and should be smart about how we react to it. Or, you know, just bite the heads off chickens.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

Fck you, that's MY thing!

Posted by: Zombie Ozzie at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (ULPxl)

125 99
‘ Ah, the old "if you don't agree 100% with me on everything, you're a weak, sissified cuckold" gambit.’

You’re just putting words in my mouth. If you can’t argue at least be more entertaining.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (jbnUc)

126 JD Vance's Halloween costume caused a meltdown among the Twitterati.

They're upset because he dressed as the meme version of himself?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

127 Vance makes reporters cry harder than when they deal with Trump. That is all I need to support someone.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (lXoJ5)

128 118 JD Vance's Halloween costume caused a meltdown among the Twitterati.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (og9zY)

What was his costume?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)

129 By 2028 The Golden Scalp Weasel will have sufficiently mapped local MassCons to resume self-teleportation.

All shall make obeisance.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2025 11:34 AM (FhXTo)

130 Let's check with our new culture minister and see what he thinks of JD.

>>"A fat race-mixer who’s married to a jeet, who named his son Vivek.”

You can only pick one. Vance of Fuentes. They can't coexist in the same movement.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:34 AM (viF8m)

131 They have tried Wimpy at times too (remember the hiding in the WH bunker) but he has interplanetary balls.

Does anyone remember TACO? Or laughter? Either / or.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

132 what's the opposite of "doing a solid?" - did us a liquid. (Gas? Plasma?)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (s0JqF)

This is a good question. You can do someone a solid (favor).

You can describe something as a gas (fun time).

Why are their no liquids in social life?

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (pNNfr)

133 Vance/Rubio 28

Vs ???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2025 11:32 AM (og9zY)

That is such a great question because it is SO hard to answer!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Ask Me Again in the Morning at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (i49OE)

134 115 "going back" to what? I'm old enough to remember 1964. The only one we've nominated who wasn't even more Hitlery than our last Hitler was Ford. I put that down to the fact they were tired from their victory lap.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:21 AM (s0JqF)

Going back to "dignified", in the vein (or should that be vain) of the guy right before Trump. Out of dignified comes "Jeb".

R's had most of *our* side convinced we needed that to win until Trump blew it the fuck apart. A lot of people forget the old rules now, just 10 years later, and it seems want to reinstitute them immediately.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:30 AM (AOGRk)
_________
GWB didn't get any credit from the Left. I remember watching Amanpour complaining that he was an extremist, not reasonable like Reagan (!!!) Yes she said that. The only thing that made them change their tune was his leaving office.

And remember, Romney tied his dog to the top of his car and pushed grandma off a cliff.

They never change. But it's always at max volume.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (s0JqF)

135 106
‘ Abbott would be a bad choice. He's not a strong Governor and he's not strong MAGA.’

He doesn’t stand for anything.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:36 AM (jbnUc)

136 It's looking like they are all in on Newsom. He even has the word "New" in his name. You know:

A New Day

That sort of bullshit. But I'm not convinced. I don't believe for a second it will be a woman and if it is, there is only AOC because she has the correct attitude and one that can win.

But she needs handling and earpieces but that is clearly taken care of already - and will only get easier with AI able to take in quick info and generate relevant responses on the fly.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:36 AM (AOGRk)

137 I done tole y'all dis a year ago

Trump 2.0 has nothing to lose. He can swing for the fences, both in word and deed.

It's gonna be a hoot.
It's also going to be an inflection point in US history, I believe. There will be Before Trump, and After Trump.

Finally, when the Dems scheme their way back into power- and they always do- they will PUNISH America for her MAGA flirtations.

all of this is just my opinion

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:36 AM (AOsQT)

138 132 what's the opposite of "doing a solid?" - did us a liquid. (Gas? Plasma?)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (s0JqF)

This is a good question. You can do someone a solid (favor).

You can describe something as a gas (fun time).

Why are their no liquids in social life?
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (pNNfr)
_______
But doesn't social life revolve around liquids?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:36 AM (s0JqF)

139 This is a good question. You can do someone a solid (favor).

You can describe something as a gas (fun time).

Why are their no liquids in social life?
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:35 AM (pNNfr)


Ummm.... "I want to piss all over you and your whole family?"

How many times do I need to hear that before it becomes a thing?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Ask Me Again in the Morning at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM (i49OE)

140 I actually partially agree with this. DeSantis doesn't have a sparkling personality, and fair or not, that is a huge asset in a presidential campaign. I have no worries at all about his politics or his competence.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

---

Ditto. I lived in Florida for much of his administration. He handled multiple crises flawlessly and was re-elected easily. His only deficit? His style of campaigning. Oh! The horror!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM (vn1gZ)

141 I don't believe for a second it will be a woman and if it is, there is only AOC because she has the correct attitude and one that can win.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Michigan at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

142 Trump told Steve Doocy that he thought Nancy lost control and was highly overrated. Looks like no Hallmark retirement card from the White House

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM (Sm0sq)

143 >>Finally, when the Dems scheme their way back into power- and they always do- they will PUNISH America for her MAGA flirtations.

They've already been punishing us for years. They don't need any excuses.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM (viF8m)

144 Wetbacks in Los Angeles urge dodgers to not accept invitation to white house. Bcuz bad orange man.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (spg09)

145 Let's check with our new culture minister and see what he thinks of JD.

>>"A fat race-mixer who’s married to a jeet, who named his son Vivek.”

You can only pick one. Vance of Fuentes. They can't coexist in the same movement.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:34 AM (viF8m)

That's Fuentes, right? It's funny cuz he's also mixed race.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (pNNfr)

146 @138 all the AWFLs do have the vapors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (Sm0sq)

147 130 Let's check with our new culture minister and see what he thinks of JD.

>>"A fat race-mixer who’s married to a jeet, who named his son Vivek.”

You can only pick one. Vance of Fuentes. They can't coexist in the same movement.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:34 AM (viF8m)

Remove the gay midget who's a fan of Stalin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (xcxpd)

148 144 Wetbacks in Los Angeles urge dodgers to not accept invitation to white house. Bcuz bad orange man.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (spg09)

If I was Trump I wouldn't invite them

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (VE6XX)

149
One thing I'll say and I absolutely mean it, Vance was wrong to call out a specific group of Americans with that "single, childless cat lady" remark. I don't care if it's "true." You just don't belittle or insult a demographic of Americans. Call out people for their dependency or naivete or ideology.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (n7rxJ)

150 146 @138 all the AWFLs do have the vapors

I have gas, does that count?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

151 Those two sisters from the Art Thread ... I hear they are starving and need SNAP funded now!

Anyone see the latest mutant the left is trying to make a martyr over SNAP? It's a comically obese megafaun who speaks such hoodrat gibberish that even Jizzmine Ratchet said "what be dis bitch rappin?"

Is the left racist? Why are they only trotting out degenerate black women as examples of needed SNAP funding? Where is the shitkicker meth-tooth white trash who also needs SNAP?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

152 Why are their no liquids in social life?
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus

Oh I beg to differ.

Posted by: Kamala at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (36bTp)

153 I like Vance, but I'd rather he go run and serve as a governor somewhere. I'd prefer DeSantis, Abbot or another person with more executive experience.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended


He will have been apprenticed to President Trump for four years at that point. What better experience can he have?

Trump's not treating him as a placeholder the way previous VPs have been treated.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (a+4eV)

154 128 What was his costume?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


There is a meme of him looking fat with strange hair. That's what he dressed as. And a lot of folks were having meltdowns about him having a sense of humor about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (lXoJ5)

155 You just don't belittle or insult a demographic of Americans.

Like the Democrats do with anyone who is white, straight or conservative?

Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 11:40 AM (lXoJ5)

156 But doesn't social life revolve around liquids?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 11:36 AM (s0JqF)

I thought I told you to keep your bodily fluids to you...WHAT TGE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY FLOOR?!?

*Gets a mop*

Goddamn filthy degenerates grumble grumble grumble...

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:40 AM (pNNfr)

157 > what's the opposite of "doing a solid?"
----

'japping out' on someone

'Dude you said you'd give me a ride, then you japped out on me.'

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:41 AM (AOsQT)

158 There is a meme of him looking fat with strange hair. That's what he dressed as. And a lot of folks were having meltdowns about him having a sense of humor about it.

We certainly wouldn't want someone who is quick witted and able to laugh at himself in the presidency.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:41 AM (Riz8t)

159 Where is the shitkicker meth-tooth white trash who also needs SNAP?
Posted by: Elric The Blade


They've shown a couple large white women with the same dysfunctional lifestyles as the black women have.

surely that's good enough?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:41 AM (a+4eV)

160 There is a meme of him looking fat with strange hair. That's what he dressed as. And a lot of folks were having meltdowns about him having a sense of humor about it.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (lXo

I thought it was his attempt at a JD Pritzker costume...?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:41 AM (VE6XX)

161 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:38 AM (n7rxJ)

It's not good politics that's for sure. But somehow the Democrats get away with insulting voters constantly. Trump stays away from it. He insults "Democrats" but he means elected ones.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 11:41 AM (AOGRk)

162 what's the opposite of "doing a solid?"
----

'japping out' on someone

'Dude you said you'd give me a ride, then you japped out on me.'


I can usually make a pretty good guess as the origins of a particular expression, but that one eludes me.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

163 I see the pope doesn't like Trump blowing up narco boats or kicking out illegals...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:42 AM (VE6XX)

164 I liked Ford and voted for him. I considered that a good vote. Look what we got stuck with.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 11:42 AM (9HFDU)

165 ‘ Abbott would be a bad choice. He's not a strong Governor and he's not strong MAGA.’

He doesn’t stand for anything.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


*slow clap*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (a+4eV)

166 Ha! Norm Eisen is joining Comey's defense team.

How appropriate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (viF8m)

167
What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Michigan at November 06, 2025 11:37 AM


Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson | Contractual Obligation Comment at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (tljrc)

168
FWIW a DeSantis endorsed candidate for mayor in Miami finished 2nd on Tuesday. First place is a AWFL who wants to build “affordable housing”. She did t get 50% so it’s going to a runoff. She is expected to win easily.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

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What the heck, is housing unaffordable in Miami?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (n7rxJ)

169 I have no idea what a jeet is.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k)

170 2028 will come fast but so will events....which makes the next prez election as unpredictable as all the rest this far out from it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (g8Ew8)

171 169 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (VE6XX)

172 >I can usually make a pretty good guess as the origins of a particular expression, but that one eludes me.

Posted by: Archimedes
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it alludes to the lying treachery culminating in 12/7/41

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (AOsQT)

173 The road to the Presidency in 2028 goes through me.

Posted by: Kamala! at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (t5sJZ)

174 maybe it's a regional thing from whence I came

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (AOsQT)

175 173 The road to the Presidency in 2028 goes through me.
Posted by: Kamala! at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (t5sJZ)

Over

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (VE6XX)

176 My favorite part about Trump ribbing JD was that it's also a slap in Xi's face. A super alpha Trumpy kind of move. Real power, real leadership, creates real comrades, friends and allies who follow because they also want to go where you're going, too, not terrified statues who would stab you right in the face if you ever let up on that iron grip for a microsecond. Terror only creates a flimsy facade of power. Organic leadership builds real power that can be more terrifying to its enemies than anything on earth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (06Hmj)

177 169 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north


Derogatory term for someone from India. Based on the name "Pajeet."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (lXoJ5)

178 >I have no idea what a jeet is.
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'did you eat?'

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (AOsQT)

179 168
FWIW a DeSantis endorsed candidate for mayor in Miami finished 2nd on Tuesday. First place is a AWFL who wants to build “affordable housing”. She did t get 50% so it’s going to a runoff. She is expected to win easily.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

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What the heck, is housing unaffordable in Miami?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (n7rxJ)

Real estate is booming in Miami, prices are going way up.
Did a little shopping there last year.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 06, 2025 11:46 AM (xcxpd)

180 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians
Posted by: It's me donna


Taken from the fact that "jeet" is a very common ending to names over there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:46 AM (a+4eV)

181 what's the opposite of "doing a solid?"
----

'japping out' on someone

'Dude you said you'd give me a ride, then you japped out on me.'

I can usually make a pretty good guess as the origins of a particular expression, but that one eludes me.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:42 AM (Riz8t)
_____

It's an old phrase that's come back with the kids. It's a reference to the Japanese attack on PH. I think the original phrase was "japped" not "japped out" -- which makes a little more sense given the origin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:46 AM (iFTx/)

182 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (VE6XX)

It's short for Pajeet cuz every other Indian and Pakistani is named Pajeet.

I feel like it's less a slur and more a simple description of a certain cultural background.

Also, fuck them.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:47 AM (pNNfr)

183 I can usually make a pretty good guess as the origins of a particular expression, but that one eludes me.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

Jewish American Princesses.

Obviously.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:47 AM (06Hmj)

184 When #1 son was little one time, he exclaimed "GWEET!". I couldn't figure out what he meant but his mom said it meant "go eat". So now sometimes I will exclaim "GWEET!"

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2025 11:48 AM (vFG9F)

185 I think you're vastly underestimating the ability of the left to gin up outrage and hatred. Whoever the R's put up to bat, they will be portrayed as literal Satan by the Party of the Mentally Ill.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 06, 2025 11:48 AM (NZEBW)

186 178
‘ I have no idea what a jeet is.
---

'did you eat?’

I distinctly heard him say’Jew’.

Posted by: Alvy Singer at November 06, 2025 11:48 AM (jbnUc)

187 My favorite part about Trump ribbing JD was that it's also a slap in Xi's face. A super alpha Trumpy kind of move. Real power, real leadership, creates real comrades, friends and allies who follow because they also want to go where you're going, too, not terrified statues who would stab you right in the face if you ever let up on that iron grip for a microsecond. Terror only creates a flimsy facade of power. Organic leadership builds real power that can be more terrifying to its enemies than anything on earth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (06Hmj)


I really like this.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trix are for Kids at November 06, 2025 11:49 AM (i49OE)

188 >Jewish American Princesses.
----

the Jewish girls in HS were cute and saucy
first girl I ever saw go braless was a JAP
Sweet Fancy Moses, what a day that was

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 11:49 AM (AOsQT)

189 Vance was wrong to call out a specific group of Americans with that "single, childless cat lady" remark. I don't care if it's "true."

I don’t know how we win against the nastiest people in America without going right at them.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 06, 2025 11:50 AM (aAiV4)

190
They have tried Stupid at various times with Trump but the problem is he is extremely smart. They have tried Wimpy at times too (remember the hiding in the WH bunker) but he has interplanetary balls. So they have settled on evil which is practically impossible to disprove on a day to day basis.
Posted by: ...

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By 2028, they might even have to give up on the kings, threat to democracy, etc campaign. I suppose Newsom will be running on "Reclaim Our Democracy," but I wonder if people will actually feel like they're missing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:50 AM (n7rxJ)

191 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:44 AM (VE6XX)

It's short for Pajeet cuz every other Indian and Pakistani is named Pajeet.

I feel like it's less a slur and more a simple description of a certain cultural background.

Also, fuck them.
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 11:47 AM (pNNfr)
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It's an slur for dot-indians that only ignorant morons use. Why? Because of what "jeet" means in Hindu. It means "victory" -- which is why so many names have "jeet" in them. It's an honor. So calling a dot-indian a "jeet" is not any kind of slur to them; it's giving them an honor.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

192 I think the GOP sans Trump is largely a spent force. They'll do as they're told or risk losing campaign money.
__

The only chance the Republican Party has to succeed as a national governing party is the Trump deportations. If the Obama/Biden wave of nonwhite immigration is allowed to settle and birth voters, the electoral math is impossible for Republicans going forward. The Biden administration not only brought in millions, they deliberately settled them in states that give them the biggest advantages.

The only people who vote Republican are white people. That's it, that's the only group. Every other group votes Democrat, at margins that vary from 60% to 90%.


The Republican Party has to choose between being called racist, and losing power forever. I know what they should do, but I also know what they will do. Boomer Republicans will sell out their children and grandchildren if the alternative is being called racist by liberals.

Posted by: Vick King at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (SPxB8)

193 Around mid 2027, before most Republicans announce their 2028 presidential runs, I expect we'll see the MSM start a series of articles on how Trump is an evil buffoon, but Vance is the true evil Palpatine Nazi pulling the strings.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (JCZqz)

194 189 Vance was wrong to call out a specific group of Americans with that "single, childless cat lady" remark. I don't care if it's "true."

I don’t know how we win against the nastiest people in America without going right at them.
Posted by: Kratwurst at November 06, 2025 11:50 AM (aAiV4)

If your electoral future rides on getting the general electorate to learn how to spell "toxoplasmosis", you're boned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (06Hmj)

195 Vance was wrong to call out a specific group of Americans with that "single, childless cat lady" remark. I don't care if it's "true."

Pretty sure he actually mean AWFLs.

But I don't remember the context.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (a+4eV)

196 About the Israel ceasefire terms: there is a danger...

https://youtu.be/29xoDyqXD9U

Posted by: Beverly at November 06, 2025 11:52 AM (Epeb0)

197 189
‘ Vance was wrong to call out a specific group of Americans with that "single, childless cat lady" remark. I don't care if it's "true."

I don’t know how we win against the nastiest people in America without going right at them.’

We lose nothing by insulting AWFLs.
Not only do they deserve it there was never a chance of them voting our way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 11:53 AM (jbnUc)

198 I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians
Posted by: It's me donna

Taken from the fact that "jeet" is a very common ending to names over there.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


It's also midwest slang for asking someone if they've eaten yet.

Jeet? (Did you eat)
Node ju? (No. Did you)
Let's go get lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 11:53 AM (eQmnE)

199 Woah, I just looked at the art thread. damn....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:54 AM (snZF9)

200 'She was evil, corrupt': Trump reacts to Nancy Pelosi's announcement of retirement; 'I'm honored...'
TOI World Desk / TIMESOFINDIA.COM / Updated: Nov 06, 2025

Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from Congress, ending a decades-long career. President Donald Trump reacted by calling her "evil, corrupt" and "highly overrated," while also referencing her two impeachment attempts against him. Pelosi, the first and only female Speaker of the House, expressed her love for serving San Francisco and her commitment to democracy.
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In part, "She was rapidly losing control of her party and it was never coming back. I’m honored she impeached me twice and failed miserably twice. Nancy Pelosi is a highly overrated politician," Trump said as reported by Fox's Peter Doocy."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 11:54 AM (NFX2v)

201 My respect for the American working man is such that I do not want to see the government help him or prop him up. He can help himself, for the most part. And he has friends and community where he cannot.

My respect for him is such that I want the government out of his way and guarding him primarily through equal application of the law.

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 11:54 AM (uc836)

202 iSo calling a dot-indian a "jeet" is not any kind of slur to them; it's giving them an honor.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Yeah, but just try using reason and facts with the insult police

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:55 AM (a+4eV)

203 They don't go after Trump because of his style. They go after him because he's a fighter and he's really effective and they use his style as an excuse. Also the vicious party has been vicious about every single Republican in my lifetime and I'm well past 29 years old.

Every single one has been demonized, even the milquetoasts. Remember the hideous cover photograph of John McCain on the New Yorker magazine I believe it was? They hurled everything at that guy and he was basically on their side for the most part.

They will not tolerate Anyone standing between them and the power they crave.

Posted by: Beverly at November 06, 2025 11:55 AM (Epeb0)

204 200 Woah, I just looked at the art thread. damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:54 AM (snZF9)

Fortunately, there is no pants requirement....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 06, 2025 11:55 AM (Sco7b)

205 Boomer Republicans will sell out their children and grandchildren if the alternative is being called racist by liberals.

I'm a Boomer. I wouldn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

206 I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:56 AM (kTd/k)

207
Pretty sure he actually mean AWFLs.

But I don't remember the context.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

==============

That's exactly what he meant, and the "liberal" part is fine, but even at that, I'd rather he talk about the false notion held by many Americans that we can give all our national treasure to anyone anywhere in the world who wants it. We can help to Make Mexico Great Again by sending back all the American-educated teachers, doctors, businesspersons, etc who are living in the US illegally. "What's your objection to helping Mexico with an army of America-trained professionals and people who have accumulated enough capital to live and spend well in Mexico?"

But I'm ranting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:56 AM (n7rxJ)

208 The problem with JDV's "childless cat lady" remark isn't that he mocked CLCLs. Fuck them.

The problem is -- like the "jeet" slur I commented on above -- CLCLs are actually proud of their cats and their status as "cat ladies." They enthusiastically call themselves "cat ladies."

So mocking CLCLs by calling them something they're proud of is ... not effective.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

209 I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.

Perhaps one that had fallen behind the couch three years ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

210 The media tells me the Republicans "devastating" loss on Tuesday has emboldened The Dems and crushed Trump so much he's about to cave on the shut down.. I bet that's a surprise to Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (VE6XX)

211 The only chance the Republican Party has to succeed as a national governing party is the Trump deportations. If the Obama/Biden wave of nonwhite immigration is allowed to settle and birth voters, the electoral math is impossible for Republicans going forward. The Biden administration not only brought in millions, they deliberately settled them in states that give them the biggest advantages.

Posted by: Vick King at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (SPxB

The best way to save America is to get rid of non Americans.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (snZF9)

212 Underappreciated comment of the week nominee from the tech thread:

My neighbors across the street have a backhoe. Mostly because it's a cemetery. Which got me thinking. It's an excellent place to hide bodies. They never go look for them there.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 06, 2025 07:54 AM (CLS0Q)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (i24o9)

213

>>>>>Going back to "dignified", in the vein (or should that be vain) of the guy right before Trump. Out of dignified comes "Jeb".

Please clap.

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (g6TN6)

214
I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.
Posted by: Still lurking up north

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With mold growing on the tip.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (n7rxJ)

215 The problem is -- like the "jeet" slur I commented on above -- CLCLs are actually proud of their cats and their status as "cat ladies." They enthusiastically call themselves "cat ladies."

They do that, but it's a lie. It's like the obese land whales proclaiming how they're thrilled to be their weight. No they aren't, but it's a way of coping.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

216 Every single one has been demonized, even the milquetoasts. Remember the hideous cover photograph of John McCain on the New Yorker magazine I believe it was? They hurled everything at that guy and he was basically on their side for the most part.

They will not tolerate Anyone standing between them and the power they crave.
Posted by: Beverly at November 06, 2025 11:55 AM (Epeb0)
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When they can make Mitt Fucking Romney, who is softer than Charmin, out to be the next coming of Genghis Khan, there is no depth to which they won't stoop.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (5aZAZ)

217 >>The only chance the Republican Party has to succeed as a national governing party is the Trump deportations.

Maybe it's why President Boomer is doing it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (viF8m)

218 ''I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.''


No, it looks like your finger when it breaks through cheap toilet paper while wiping your ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:59 AM (snZF9)

219 ''I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.''


No, it looks like your finger when it breaks through cheap toilet paper while wiping your ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2025 11:59 AM (snZF9)


He looks like his las job was hijacking ships off the Somali coast.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:00 PM (2WIwB)

220 The problem is -- like the "jeet" slur I commented on above -- CLCLs are actually proud of their cats and their status as "cat ladies." They enthusiastically call themselves "cat ladies."

So mocking CLCLs by calling them something they're proud of is ... not effective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (iFTx/)
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Yes, because women have never in the history of the world been known to say they want/like X but actually don't want/like X. lmao

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:00 PM (5aZAZ)

221 The media tells me the Republicans "devastating" loss on Tuesday has emboldened The Dems and crushed Trump so much he's about to cave on the shut down.. I bet that's a surprise to Trump...

There's a possible silver lining here. The Dems might look at the Tuesday results and conclude that they don't need to make any changes; that things are coming their way again. That would be a huge mistake and Trump will be sure to capitalize on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

222

I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.

Perhaps one that had fallen behind the couch three years ago.
Posted by: Archimedes


A light bulb (and a dim one at that). Dude is seriously dyslexic. Can he even speak in sentences? He seems like he needs assistance with daily tasks

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:00 PM (g6TN6)

223 I like Vance, but I'd rather he go run and serve as a governor somewhere. I'd prefer DeSantis, Abbot or another person with more executive experience.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended

He will have been apprenticed to President Trump for four years at that point. What better experience can he have?

Trump's not treating him as a placeholder the way previous VPs have been treated.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:39 AM (a+4eV)

DeSantis will always be a backstabbing GOPe POS in my eyes. He made his bed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:00 PM (i24o9)

224

Dysgenic

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:01 PM (g6TN6)

225 208 The problem with JDV's "childless cat lady" remark isn't that he mocked CLCLs. Fuck them.

The problem is -- like the "jeet" slur I commented on above -- CLCLs are actually proud of their cats and their status as "cat ladies." They enthusiastically call themselves "cat ladies."

So mocking CLCLs by calling them something they're proud of is ... not effective.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

My brother, they take offense to everything.

How it wins is when you watch them try to turn the negative into a positive. These people are so flipping cringey. Just wind them up and watch them spin themselves into unintentional hilarity.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2025 12:01 PM (KbCG3)

226 Autocucumbrr

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:01 PM (g6TN6)

227 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 11:50 AM (n7rxJ)

No like I said I think it will be something like

A New Day

Play on his name, complete meaningless platitude. But if things are good then, that's gonna be trouble.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2025 12:01 PM (AOGRk)

228 DeSantis will always be a backstabbing GOPe POS in my eyes. He made his bed.

We'll put you down as "undecided".

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

229 At least they've stopped whining about the ball room...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (VE6XX)

230 I think it is out of my system. I've NukeMapped NY with everything in the arsenal. It's toast.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

231
"She was rapidly losing control of her party and it was never coming back. I’m honored she impeached me twice and failed miserably twice. Nancy Pelosi is a highly overrated politician," Trump said as reported by Fox's Peter Doocy."
Posted by: L - No nic

===============

That's beautiful! Perfect political obituary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (n7rxJ)

232 230 I think it is out of my system. I've NukeMapped NY with everything in the arsenal. It's toast.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

Up State NY is beautiful... Shame...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 12:03 PM (VE6XX)

233 222
‘I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.

Perhaps one that had fallen behind the couch three years ago.

A light bulb (and a dim one at that)‘

Being Somali, he’s really swimming upstream in the IQ river.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2025 12:03 PM (jbnUc)

234 Somalis have a 65 IQ on their best day.

Posted by: Sylvan Learning Center at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (oftw2)

235 The problem is -- like the "jeet" slur I commented on above -- CLCLs are actually proud of their cats and their status as "cat ladies." They enthusiastically call themselves "cat ladies."

They do that, but it's a lie. It's like the obese land whales proclaiming how they're thrilled to be their weight. No they aren't, but it's a way of coping.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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Agree with the megafauna, but the CLCLs aren't coping. They genuinely love cats and usually hate men. Go to the bookstore and, for shits and giggles, check out the magazine racks. There are probably dozens of cat-lady mags about cats where it's all about cat ladies. It's an entire subculture as enthusiastic about cats as kids are about exotic cars. I don't get it, but it surely exists.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

236 So mocking CLCLs by calling them something they're proud of is ... not effective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2025 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

It pissed them right the hell off. And all Trump's people were laughing their asses off (which is the important).

Status: Effective

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (BdVTt)

237 >I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.
----

I believe he is the ugliest person to ever run for office
I mean, that MFer is FUH-UGLY
he could be a modern art masterpiece

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (AOsQT)

238 All of the trade deals Trump has been doing, fundamentally changing the world of international trade, were designed to do one thing, bring jobs and money back to America. The deportations are designed to insure that Americans are the ones who benefit.

Changing the entire world playing field that has been in place for decades doesn't happen overnight. It is going to take a bit of time before everyone feels the benefits but it will happen. In some areas it already is.

Reagan's first year turning the government around was even slower. But eventually he was credited with creating a fantastic economy. Trump's will be better because the structural change is better.

It hasn't even been a year. Give it some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (viF8m)

239
No like I said I think it will be something like

A New Day

Posted by: ...

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Oh yeah, absolutely. I'm sure they've been focus-grouping lame puns for a while, and it will indeed be a problem if people don't want a radical change in 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 12:05 PM (n7rxJ)

240 The media tells me the Republicans "devastating" loss on Tuesday has emboldened The Dems and crushed Trump so much he's about to cave on the shut down.. I bet that's a surprise to Trump...


The media will do everything in its power to parrot the dems and blame Trump for the shutdown. Fu*k 'em. The President knows what he is doing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:05 PM (2WIwB)

241 Plenty of porno mags too, but that doesn't mean cranking your hog to July's centerfold is a culture or that you're really proud of it rather than going out and finding a girlfriend.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:05 PM (5aZAZ)

242 Up State NY is beautiful... Shame...
Posted by: It's me donna

Upstate NY starts at the Yonkers line.

Posted by: New Yawkah at November 06, 2025 12:05 PM (oftw2)

243
It hasn't even been a year. Give it some time.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (viF8m)

Unless the SCOTUS rules against him...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 12:05 PM (VE6XX)

244 Hi Donna

Good morning. As far as your previous comment. I think J.D is much smarter than Obama is. I also think he has learned a lot from Trump, so if he doesn't become a Governor somewhere else before running for President that would be o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 12:06 PM (8Xy/A)

245 237 >I just realized Omar Fateh's head looks like a piece of candy corn.
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I believe he is the ugliest person to ever run for office
I mean, that MFer is FUH-UGLY
he could be a modern art masterpiece
Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (AOsQT)

***

Former mayor Lightfoot of chicago has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (2WIwB)

246
Good morning. As far as your previous comment. I think J.D is much smarter than Obama is. I also think he has learned a lot from Trump, so if he doesn't become a Governor somewhere else before running for President that would be o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 12:06 PM (8Xy/A)

I totally agree

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (VE6XX)

247 I think J.D is much smarter than Obama is.

There's no reason to damn JD with faint praise.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

248 I think it is out of my system. I've NukeMapped NY with everything in the arsenal. It's toast.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

lol

I don't care enough about NY (or any rando blue S-hole) to even bother.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (i24o9)

249

I think australopithecus could probably beat 65 IQ on a good day.

And that's the AVERAGE. WTF?

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (g6TN6)

250 Up State NY is beautiful... Shame...
Posted by: It's me donna


I should of clarified mu comment...the city.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (2WIwB)

251 If your electoral future rides on getting the general electorate to learn how to spell "toxoplasmosis", you're boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:51 AM (06Hmj)

Democrats - The party of toxoplasmosis.

Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (pNNfr)

252 I believe he is the ugliest person to ever run for office
I mean, that MFer is FUH-UGLY
he could be a modern art masterpiece
Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (AOsQT)

***

Former mayor Lightfoot of chicago has entered the chat.


Dear GOD, what is that?!!!

Posted by: The Livestock at November 06, 2025 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

253 No politician on earth would go from Vice President of the United States to Governor of (probably) Ohio. That's a comical demotion and that person would be irrelevant immediately upon swearing in.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:08 PM (5aZAZ)

254 Biden did what Obama wanted to do. Open the gates and flood the country with "not Americans". And we all saw it.
That's why the Donks party will forever be dead to me. I will never be able to support them in any way.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 12:08 PM (9HFDU)

255 Deporting folks is not gonna matter much if there's no accountability for getting them here illegally. Mayorkas and his minions, and the NGOs need to prosecuted and jailed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (luW68)

256 When #1 son was little one time, he exclaimed "GWEET!". I couldn't figure out what he meant but his mom said it meant "go eat". So now sometimes I will exclaim "GWEET!"
Posted by: fd at November 06, 2025 11:48 AM


Baby Boy928 used to say Eggo! when he wanted something because we said 'here ya go' when we gave him something.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (jc0TO)

257 Anybody that runs as a Republican for President and wins the nomination will be literally worse than Hitler according to the Dims, literally anyone. So just discount that from your thinking. The Republican candidate, whoever it is, just has to win despite that, just like Trump did (three times!). What we cannot tolerate is another color revolution stealing of the election as in 2020. Let’s keep working on election reform!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (E0Kkk)

258 I think that paraphrase of CBD’s comment on the pod is close to accurate, and I think he is (uncharacteristically) completely wrong. Vance is, if anything, hated more already. His sins are numerous but the primary one is he is a Republican. And GOP candidates are axiomatically the anti-Christ.

Already, AWFL’s of my acquaintance talk viciously about JD. He is detested.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (pkeXY)
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Yes they do - but as Trump gives them reasons to say so - Vance really does not. So when they get all excited about what a n*z* Vance is, you can respond that so it was never about disliking Trump, you just hate, not disagree with, but vociferously hate your political opponents to the point of thinking it is OK if they were assassinated.

At which point I will just say it appears the problem is you are just a real nasty bastard, and you love to hate people. People will get exhausted with it all. Karen's and estrogen are already getting the chance to displace men and testosterone as the villain of choice. They will just cement the deal. I welcome it.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (GZYu7)

259 Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2025 11:45 AM (06Hmj)

Very well said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (8Xy/A)

260

Could someone please photoshop that simian's face on Munch's The Scream?

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (g6TN6)

261 I think australopithecus could probably beat 65 IQ on a good day.

And that's the AVERAGE. WTF?
Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:07 PM (g6TN6)
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It's the genetic remainder of a people where all of the smart ones, get this, moved the fuck out of the desert, leaving the ones too stupid to move out of the desert behind. Where they still live in the desert.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:10 PM (5aZAZ)

262 >>>We'll put you down as "undecided".

Someone has a future in GOPe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:10 PM (i24o9)

263 If Mr Trump were to get shot at again, which tome should i use.

It's a dirty question. I'm sorry. The question should be asked to all.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 06, 2025 12:10 PM (EyfuW)

264 There's a possible silver lining here. The Dems might look at the Tuesday results and conclude that they don't need to make any changes; that things are coming their way again.

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Doesn't matter what they think. Their base definitely thinks that, and they are running as scared from their base as they are from the opposition. They will continue to double and triple and quadruple down.

The Democrat base will in fact stay home in large numbers if they aren't radical enough. And they may even start torching things and shooting at them.

This isn't something they have a say in anymore. Pelosi won't be the last to exit stage left in the coming year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 12:10 PM (BdVTt)

265 tone

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 06, 2025 12:10 PM (EyfuW)

266 I don't over read results in NYC, which has a voter plurality foreigners, and Virginia which is a rat hole of government employees.

No one to the right of serial granny killer Cuomo will not get their vote.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2025 12:11 PM (wBaIH)

267 Baby Boy928 used to say Eggo! when he wanted something because we said 'here ya go' when we gave him something.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 12:09 PM (jc0TO)

Hippos will always be "hoppinpotamuses," and whenever something gets broken or stops working right, it "got conched."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:11 PM (i24o9)

268

What if Omar and Lightfoot had offspring?

I think that would yield a lemur, maybe?

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:12 PM (g6TN6)

269
I have no idea what a jeet is.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 06, 2025 11:43 AM (kTd/k

I believe it's a slur against Dot Indians
Posted by: It's me donna

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"Pajeet" is the full term. "Jeet" is a diminutive of a slur lol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 12:12 PM (n7rxJ)

270 Katie Porter and Rosa DeLauro are in the Uggo Sweepstakes, too.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at November 06, 2025 12:13 PM (oftw2)

271 Prediction: at some point Trump will be rehabbed by the left and used as an example of a “good Republican” to contrast with the current Republican running for office, who is 14 times worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 12:13 PM (3qp0C)

272 All of the trade deals Trump has been doing, fundamentally changing the world of international trade, were designed to do one thing, bring jobs and money back to America. The deportations are designed to insure that Americans are the ones who benefit.

Changing the entire world playing field that has been in place for decades doesn't happen overnight. It is going to take a bit of time before everyone feels the benefits but it will happen. In some areas it already is.

Reagan's first year turning the government around was even slower. But eventually he was credited with creating a fantastic economy. Trump's will be better because the structural change is better.

It hasn't even been a year. Give it some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 12:04 PM (viF8m)
==
And realize that the global political left and Davos crowd is doing everything in their power to defeat Trump and the rise of national economic self interest policies within the US. Because it means they are going to lose billions of dollars. And they are getting increasingly desperate, and Bessent is starting to find the sources financing the whole thing - and they know he is getting close.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 06, 2025 12:13 PM (GZYu7)

273 Comparing lefty women to see which ones are ugly is like trying to determine which turd has the most peanuts in it. I'd just rather not look.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:14 PM (5aZAZ)

274 >
Former mayor Lightfoot of chicago has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes
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Yes, I know she looks like Admiral Ackbar's offspring, but this other guy is a genetic trainwreck

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 12:15 PM (AOsQT)

275 266 I don't over read results in NYC, which has a voter plurality foreigners, and Virginia which is a rat hole of government employees.



Virginia elected a Republican in 2021 with the same foreigners and govt employees. Tuesday it elected a Dem with a 15% margin. Waving this off as “blue state elects Democrat no biggie” is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 12:15 PM (3qp0C)

276
It hasn't even been a year. Give it some time.
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

Well, something better be detectable by 2026, and it better be undeniable by 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2025 12:16 PM (n7rxJ)

277 Mafia family:

“’Prosecutors told Epstein that if he said President Trump was involved with Esptein’s crimes he would walk free. in a petition to be pardoned’, Tartaglione claims in a pardon application filed in July and obtained by The Post.

‘Epstein told me that [ lead prosecutor] Maurene Comey said that he didn’t have to prove anything, as long as President Trump’s people could not disprove it. According to Maurene Comey, the FBI were ’her people, not his [President Trump’s]’,’ the filing states.”

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:16 PM (i24o9)

278

Holy crap, that pic of AOC and Mamcommie! Her cans are hovering in bellybutton territory...

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:16 PM (g6TN6)

279 Virginia elected a Republican in 2021 with the same foreigners and govt employees. Tuesday it elected a Dem with a 15% margin. Waving this off as “blue state elects Democrat no biggie” is whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 12:15 PM (3qp0C)
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Glenn Youngkin caught lightning in a bottle five years ago. Virginia will be blue for two generations. Write it off and move on.

Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:17 PM (5aZAZ)

280 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2025 12:17 PM (i24o9)

281 Maybe Mr Trump will give us Soro's head Christmas.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 06, 2025 12:17 PM (EyfuW)

282

Re fateh, how can something be a bizarre inter-species hybrid and yet inbred at the same time?

Posted by: imp at November 06, 2025 12:18 PM (g6TN6)

283 Glenn Youngkin caught lightning in a bottle five years ago. Virginia will be blue for two generations. Write it off and move on.
Posted by: ballistic at November 06, 2025 12:17 PM (5aZAZ)

In 2017 the Dem won by 8. Then they won the house comfortably next year. In 2021 the R won a squeaker and the. The next year the GOP won the house by a hair. In 2025 the Dem won by 15. Fill in what will happen in 2026.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 12:20 PM (3qp0C)

284 Tuesday’s results should make Republicans think but not despair. Leftists winning in elections that leftists have consistently won is no big deal. But the midterms and the next presidential election won’t have Donald Trump’s name on the ballot. We need to motivate people to vote for our side even without Trump. We especially need to find motivation for the young: an improving economy that young workers can share in is part of that.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 12:22 PM (E0Kkk)

285 Who was the absolute CUCK that kidnapped you and wrote this?!

Posted by: Exiled2Texas at November 06, 2025 12:56 PM (YINx+)

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