Mid-Morning Art Thread

Two Sisters
John D. Graham

At closing time, they were beautiful

-- 2009Refugee

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2025 09:30 AM (R4U7I)

2 Boobs

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 06, 2025 09:30 AM (FISOY)

3 Yuck!

I UNBOING myself!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2025 09:31 AM (R4U7I)

4 Ugly too

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 06, 2025 09:31 AM (FISOY)

5 Holy sheepshit, Batman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2025 09:31 AM (Fvr4I)

6 It's always the eyes.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

7

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (DDJSl)

8

Three way, but gonna have to be doggy style...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (KrNsD)

9 Boobies?!??!?!

Posted by: FrodoB at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (Yosar)

10 When he handed this in, the teacher wrote, "Johnny, see me after class".

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (egaJw)

11 That’s bad. Really realy bad. A paragon of badness.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

12 Oh good lord!

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

13 What the fuck

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (BdVTt)

14 Ah, so our respite from modernism was short-lived.

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

15 The inbreeding was rough that day...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (IBQGV)

16 "You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

Posted by: Eyegor at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (JkO4W)

17 I hear banjo music.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (PCK5/)

18 At closing time, they were beautiful

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (8AONa)

19 So much beautiful art out there and we get this. What did we do CBD?

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

20 One sister is desperate for attention.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

21 DEAR LORD WHERE ARE MY BEER GOGGLES

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (0RiMX)

22 I don't like painting eyes.

Posted by: John D. Graham at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (XQo4F)

23 Why does CBD hate us so? Is is something we said? Cross-eyed Uggos is no way to start the morning.

Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2)

24 Just hanging out together.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (0nHVk)

25 Theatrically degenerate.
The eyes just make it worse.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (rzTfK)

26 Oh, great, we pissed off CBD.
We can't have nice things today.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (GbwPZ)

27 The pigeon “ kill me now”

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

28 *waves hand*

These are not the boobs you're looking for.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

29 Sisters

Being that cross-eyed, I wonder if both think the other is twins.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (egaJw)

30 Yikes! Cross-eyed with your boobs hanging out is no way to go through life, ma'am.

Posted by: Rhubarb at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (kc0fx)

31 She's got the chest of an 80 year-old man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (0RiMX)

32 What’s the point of showing us the boobs if you’re going to portray the rest of her in such an ugly fashion?

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

33 That’s bad. Really realy bad. A paragon of badness.
Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

None more bad.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

34 The eyes were angry that day my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 06, 2025 09:36 AM (XQo4F)

35
WHY WHY WHY

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)

36 That must be her Emotional Support Pigeon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (0RiMX)

37 Would not bang

Ever

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

38 Oh, well. We had 3 decent days.

Coffee break over. Back on your heads.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (s0JqF)

39 Wow.

Admit it - you'd be a legend to the gang for the rest of your lives.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (cYBz/)

40 Pretty lousy palate cleanser.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

41 "art" is becoming a looser and looser term

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at November 06, 2025 09:37 AM (T/UyB)

42 What a terrible day to have eyes.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (lXoJ5)

43 Gallery intel-

"The painting features two women, both depicted with exaggerated features, such as being cross-eyed, which Graham used to "give life to the face."

Influences: The work draws inspiration from Renaissance art, evident in the sisters' elaborate dresses and jewelry. The geometric planes in the background suggest a Cubist influence.

Symbolism: The juxtaposition of a pigeon on one sister's lap adds a layer of surrealism, enhancing the painting's complexity."

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

44 Charles Brown Phallic shaped sex toy really hates us all. Hates us.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (89Sog)

45 Dude
this is hideous

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (AOsQT)

46 I spy
with my little eye
an inverted nipple

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

47 Ay Caramba! The hell is that?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (PSEDc)

48 The eyes. They follow you around the room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (0RiMX)

49 At least he did did a respectable job with the background work.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (PCK5/)

50 Is that a sleeve tat on right-hand sister’s arm?

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

51 Art like this is part of the International Commie Conspiracy to turn our young fighting men gay. It might work.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at November 06, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

52 make a freight MAKE a dirt road!!!!

Posted by: yumper at November 06, 2025 09:39 AM (H/dm3)

53 Flora and Fauna! You're looking deliciously hideous today!

Posted by: Uncle Fester at November 06, 2025 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

54 43 Gallery intel-

"The painting features two women, both depicted with exaggerated features, such as being cross-eyed, which Graham used to "give life to the face."

Influences: The work draws inspiration from Renaissance art, evident in the sisters' elaborate dresses and jewelry. The geometric planes in the background suggest a Cubist influence.

Symbolism: The juxtaposition of a pigeon on one sister's lap adds a layer of surrealism, enhancing the painting's complexity."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Seriously??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

55 Alternate title:

"Cross-Eyed Fans Only Debuts"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

56 I'm going cross-eyed looking at them.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (eQmnE)

57 Just spitballing but I think the one on the left might be the fun sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (viF8m)

58 At closing time, they were beautiful
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (8AONa)

Appreciate the reference!

Posted by: Zombie Mickey Gilley at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

59 Ah yes. A child's scribble being pushed as "high art".

Clearly the mark of an advanced civilization.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (zjgNU)

60 At closing time, they were beautiful

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (8AONa)

Hah! I put that in the post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (n9ltV)

61 Both appear mentally disabled. The one with the shirt on looks afraid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (BdVTt)

62 The Pigeon Sisters from The Odd Couple were attractive. These chicks are hideous.

Posted by: Murray the Cop at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (oftw2)

63 The beer goggles! They do nothing!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (jc0TO)

64 The artist must have hated them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (E0Kkk)

65 43: heh, I can just picture insecure rich people art gallery types reading that description and then pretending to appreciate that crappy painting for the surrealism and symbolism.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (JEcs7)

66 Double chaos goblins. Watch out for drink roofies and your kidneys if you see these two in a bar.

Posted by: scampydog at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (2bFN5)

67 Betcha each of them is sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: The fat nekkid guy at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (XQo4F)

68 um, Día de los Muertos was 5 days ago!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (g47mK)

69 Trannies. Definitely man-faces - or, at least, drawn that way.

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (uc836)

70 Uhhhhhhh … no.

Posted by: Dr_No at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (ayRl+)

71 Symbolism: The juxtaposition of a pigeon on one sister's lap adds a layer of surrealism, enhancing the painting's complexity."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

----------

Complexity. Yeah that's the word I was searching for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (0RiMX)

72 Just awful.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (6qf1m)

73 Also, bewbs! (Eeewwwww!)

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (uc836)

74 Hoping for an expenses paid junket to Dubai, the girls sit by their phones.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (PCK5/)

75 Alternate Title:

"Not Having Cross-Eyed Boobs, Graciela Makes the Best of Her Situation to Find A Man"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (iJfKG)

76 In my New York, you can have surgery to look like these two lovelies, for free!

Posted by: Zoran Mamdani at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

77 Three way, but gonna have to be doggy style...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (KrNsD)

I'm not sure the view is any better.

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (uc836)

78 We’re almost to 100 just bitching about the art.

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

79 The eyes. They ~~follow~~ chase you around the room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (jc0TO)

80 Received numerous customer complaints while displayed above the Waffle Bar at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (0RiMX)

81 Dude! Give a chance to avoid these kinda posts! Not fair!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

82 78 We’re almost to 100 just bitching about the art.
Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

So, a good day then?

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (PCK5/)

83 OnlyDoves never really caught on.

Posted by: Way back when at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (XQo4F)

84 There are two people behind that painting looking at us.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (0bjKf)

85 DEAR LORD WHERE ARE MY BEER GOGGLES
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM (0RiMX)

Here's your blindfold (wood alcohol).

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:44 AM (uc836)

86 Run away! Run away!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 06, 2025 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

87 Two chicks at the same time.

Lawrence from Office Space

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 06, 2025 09:44 AM (BHrzb)

88 WTF? The artist is trolling art lovers. And this motherf’er has crap hanging in museums.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 09:44 AM (EYmYM)

89 The "derp face" has an older pedigree than one would expect.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2025 09:45 AM (XjTSo)

90 87 Two chicks at the same time.

Lawrence from Office Space
Posted by: Pete

Let's see...a -4 and a -4 equals a -8.

Yup. Math checks out.

Posted by: Moron Math at November 06, 2025 09:45 AM (JCZqz)

91 Obviously these ladies used Navin Johnson's eyeglass handle. Lawsuit.
Wouldn't hang, but thx as always CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2025 09:45 AM (Sm0sq)

92 Life is too short to hang ugly art on your walls.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 06, 2025 09:45 AM (kAD/F)

93 67 Betcha each of them is sitting on an ottoman.

It’s nobody’s business but the Turks!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (E0Kkk)

94 Can you imagine standing in front of THAT in a gallery and trying to keep your comment trap shut, let alone a straight face?

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (PCK5/)

95 You know, they look French.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (jc0TO)

96 87 Two chicks at the same time.

Lawrence from Office Space
Posted by: Pete

Let's see...a -4 and a -4 equals a -8.

Yup. Math checks out.
Posted by: Moron Math at November 06, 2025 09:45 AM (JCZqz)

Don't care. Got laid.

Posted by: A Moron's Aux Brain at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

97 "Boobs of the Cross-Eyed Woman" was the little-known failed sequel to "Kiss of the Spider Woman."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (x7EH8)

98 Can't wait to see cross eyed dove in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (XQo4F)

99 95 You know, they look French.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:46 AM (jc0TO)

Or Somali-like.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (PCK5/)

100 Where are the environmental protestors when you really need them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (0RiMX)

101 Omar Fateh’s sisters.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (PCK5/)

102 Looking at a lot of Graham's other works I don't think I'd be interested i.n his art work. Realism is not his strong suit.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (X3dKC)

103 Good grief!?!? Please, someone give me a pair of welder goggles.

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

104 Gotta say... nice traps, ladies!

Posted by: Big Mike at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (egaJw)

105 At closing time, they were beautiful

It's a double coyote trap.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (jc0TO)

106 Cross eyes girls are crazy in the sack

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (5YRx6)

107 Aren't their necks a bit long? And what's going on with their traps?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (ExV1e)

108 100 Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we’re free at last!

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

109 My eyes are up here.

Posted by: either, both at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (98kQX)

110 Dude! Give a chance to avoid these kinda posts! Not fair!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 06, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

Art posts with the picture "below the fold"?

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (uc836)

111 I love it !!!

Uh... It's the Mona Lisa, right?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 06, 2025 09:48 AM (vlGKf)

112
She made a bet with her sister, who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna come

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 06, 2025 09:49 AM (vFG9F)

113 Would not bang

Ever
Posted by: Martini Farme

Dang.
I would not hang.
I would not bang.
I would not hang or bang. Dang.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 06, 2025 09:49 AM (eQmnE)

114 Muslim woman is hideous.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at November 06, 2025 09:49 AM (WQDw6)

115 I'm trying to imagine any place this thing should hang. There only answer is on a poster for a cheap carnival side show. Otherwise, no where.

That anyone thinks this bucket of crap is high art is a sign of the decline of Western culture.

Posted by: JTB at November 06, 2025 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

116 My boobs are down there.

Posted by: The cross eyed chick at November 06, 2025 09:50 AM (XQo4F)

117 This is an assault on the senses, but the bad news is that it's Thursday and there will be an additional CBD post at 11 AM EST.

Posted by: Things Are Looking Up! at November 06, 2025 09:50 AM (oftw2)

118
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 06, 2025 09:50 AM (vFG9F)

119 Can you imagine standing in front of THAT in a gallery and trying to keep your comment trap shut, let alone a straight face?
Posted by: tubal

Sheeeeeeet. . . I couldn't do it. The Columbus Museum of Art had, as just one example of shit 'art', a pile of old wooden pallets.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2025 09:50 AM (cYBz/)

120 Looking at a lot of Graham's other works I don't think I'd be interested i.n his art work. Realism is not his strong suit.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 09:47 AM (X3dKC)

He was also a mentor to other crappy abstract artists you’ve heard of.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (EYmYM)

121 18 At closing time, they were beautiful
-----------
At least to the standards of Jimmy Buffet's "love song from a particular point of view".

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (XjTSo)

122 I take back everything I’ve ever said about Sydney Sweeney’s butterface.

For now.

Posted by: Bulg at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

123 great boobs, weird eyes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (xcxpd)

124 They might be redheads. There's really only one way to tell.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (RuTUS)

125 I prefer this version of the painting:

https://is.gd/RR1OQ2

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 09:51 AM (E0Kkk)

126 LOL, just saw the most over-the-top ridiculous (so far) reaction to the elections yesterday:
"Trump Enters his Lame-Duck Status."

Ok ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (HXT0k)

127 Why does CBD hate us?
_____

Have you read the comments?

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (WQDw6)

128 "The eyes. They follow you around the room.
Posted by: Cicero "

And bite you on the ankle.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (vFG9F)

129 The Markets are disappointed in us again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (jc0TO)

130 A quick search indicates that no one has yet denounced himself. Slackers.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (RuTUS)

131 I prefer this version of the painting:

Yes, indeed, the best version by far is a broken link.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 09:53 AM (egaJw)

132 That anyone thinks this bucket of crap is high art is a sign of the decline of Western culture.

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"Bucket of crap"? Suh, you have insulted muh honor!

*waves mittens menacingly*

Posted by: John D. Graham at November 06, 2025 09:53 AM (0RiMX)

133 The Memes of Thursday, to help you try and recover from the 'art': https://tinyurl.com/3r5b4hk4+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 09:54 AM (ExV1e)

134 Artist; you know what this painting needs, a pigeon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2025 09:54 AM (Sm0sq)

135 Taking 'em off over here, Boss. Thank God I'm in this chain gang roadcrew and kept apart from women like those two!

Posted by: Dragline at November 06, 2025 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

136 Thanks CBD. At least we are not on about the damned elections, for a space.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

137 Cross-eyed 10 beer beauties.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2025 09:54 AM (36PRH)

138 I like abstract art but the amount of what I believe is good abstract is minuscule compared to the amount of bad abstract.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 09:55 AM (EYmYM)

139 The Markets are disappointed in us again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (jc0TO)

Still up over the past month.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 09:55 AM (ExV1e)

140 Alternate title: When Doves Cry

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2025 09:55 AM (Q4IgG)

141 Hah! I put that in the post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

=====

Holy cow. It's like a 'first,' only different

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2025 09:55 AM (8AONa)

142 In the words of the Late Great Rush Limbaugh:

"If I can do it, it's not art."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 09:55 AM (0RiMX)

143 This makes my point continuing from the early week painting of the gentleman with the beard.
This 'artist' spent no time to really show what these ladies really looked like. It's weak and lazy.

My short rant about modern art

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2025 09:56 AM (LY4Ug)

144 $25 each or $40 for both…you can do what you want just no rough stuff, understand?

Posted by: Velvet Jones at November 06, 2025 09:56 AM (4rdBE)

145 "The Scream" has been stolen and recovered twice. If someone stole this, no one would look for it.

Posted by: Munch Appreciation Society at November 06, 2025 09:56 AM (oftw2)

146 10 When he handed this in, the teacher wrote, "Johnny, see me after class".
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 09:33 AM (egaJw)

The teacher is the one on the ... left?

Posted by: m at November 06, 2025 09:56 AM (RuTUS)

147 Cross-eyed 10 beer beauties.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

10? A case wouldn't help here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (eQmnE)

148 Why does CBD hate us so? Is is something we said?
Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at November 06, 2025 09:35 AM

You know what you did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)

149 Are these twisted tiddies a celebration of Nancy announcing retirement?

Posted by: Abu Billy Silly at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (Vu7A1)

150 Just spitballing but I think the one on the left might be the fun sister.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 09:40 AM (viF8m)

Your flying solo on this one, bud.

-- your wingman

Posted by: one hour sober at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (Y1sOo)

151 Sister on our left votes a straight donk ticket and you would be violating Rule 1 with her.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (xvV+O)

152 *you're

Posted by: one hour sober at November 06, 2025 09:57 AM (Y1sOo)

153 It's obvious the sister's Mom took copious quantities of Tylenol during pregnancy.

Posted by: Night Train, Too at November 06, 2025 09:58 AM (oftw2)

154 Cross-eyed Mary

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at November 06, 2025 09:58 AM (WQDw6)

155 18 At closing time, they were beautiful
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2025 09:34 AM (8AONa)

You've been made famous on the front page!!

Posted by: m at November 06, 2025 09:58 AM (RuTUS)

156 I get it. Average Democrat Voter, 2025.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2025 09:58 AM (uWKK8)

157 This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 09:59 AM (viF8m)

158 Uh - she got Betty Davis eyes? Yeesh.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM (NgqoH)

159 77 Three way, but gonna have to be doggy style...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 06, 2025 09:32 AM (KrNsD)

I'm not sure the view is any better.
Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:42 AM (uc836)

at least it won't be any worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM (uWKK8)

160 Questionable art certainly raises the level of wit around here

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM (zzXla)

161 Just spitballing but I think the one on the left might be the fun sister.
Posted by: JackStraw

Your flying solo on this one, bud.

-- your wingman
Posted by: one hour sober

*pulls eject handle

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM (eQmnE)

162 WTF?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2025 10:01 AM (2OBCo)

163 Ah. The identical twin slut theory.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2025 10:01 AM (g8Ew8)

164 Reminded me of the meme going around during the height of mask wearing COVID where in the top frame showed a woman wearing a mask with beautiful eyes and the bottom frame without the mask showing a crooked mouth with rotten teeth and a mustache.

I forgot what the caption was.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 10:01 AM (EYmYM)

165 160 Questionable art certainly raises the level of wit around here
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM (zzXla)

Wonderful antidote to Black Pill poisoning. The Dildo should be commended.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:01 AM (PCK5/)

166 FYI - ace is on fire on X re: the Tucker/Fuentes dilemma. Good readin'.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2025 10:02 AM (bNf8H)

167 Half a percent? Sell.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2025 10:02 AM (2OBCo)

168 Not sure I care for this photorealistic erotica, bro.

One of these sisters is not like the other, clearly.

Posted by: Remotor Conntroller at November 06, 2025 10:04 AM (jCe6B)

169 Awful. They look crazy. The only ones of paintings that I like are the two ones with shapes and colors, not the ones of people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:04 AM (8Xy/A)

170 O.k., now, compared to these two, Candace Owens is pretty. On the outside.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2025 10:04 AM (RuTUS)

171 I'm sure they have good hearts.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:05 AM (jc0TO)

172 LOL, just saw the most over-the-top ridiculous (so far) reaction to the elections yesterday:
"Trump Enters his Lame-Duck Status."

Ok ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2025 09:52 AM (HXT0k)

I'm not the Grand Wazoo of the Republican Party,

but if I were I'd make sure to get rid of the filibuster today. And start voting in everything I could.

Lame duck, my ass!!! would be the battle cry.

Then if the Reps and/or their voters screw up the '26 win, I'd reinstate the filibuster.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2025 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

173 131 I prefer this version of the painting:

Yes, indeed, the best version by far is a broken link.

The link works for me. Let’s try this then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Gabrielle_d%27Estrées_et_une_de_ses_sœurs

Remove spaces to use URL link.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 10:05 AM (E0Kkk)

174 169 Awful. They look crazy. The only ones of paintings that I like are the two ones with shapes and colors, not the ones of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:04 AM (8Xy/A)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or something like that.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:05 AM (PCK5/)

175 I'm just not a thing anymore.

Posted by: tinyurl.com at November 06, 2025 10:06 AM (jc0TO)

176 Faces made for radio.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:06 AM (PCK5/)

177 I can fix them!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2025 10:06 AM (wBaIH)

178 I can fix them!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2025 10:06 AM

So can I.

Posted by: The Burka at November 06, 2025 10:08 AM (jc0TO)

179 Wiki tells me that John D. Graham was Ukrainian. Originally Ivan Dombrowski (which is a Polish name). Cavalry officer for the Tsar (or Czar) in WWI>

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 10:08 AM (x7EH8)

180 Could be worse. Wait... no it couldn't.

Posted by: Igor at November 06, 2025 10:09 AM (vlGKf)

181 FYI - ace is on fire on X re: the Tucker/Fuentes dilemma. Good readin'.

==

is there a way to read it without being on X, aksing for a friend....

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 10:09 AM (g47mK)

182 I think CBD is starting to crack from all the work he's doing.

Posted by: pawn at November 06, 2025 10:09 AM (sPsWv)

183 The one on the left is being pigeon-holed, and the one on the right is being attacked by a giant phallus.

OUT: Rorschach Test.
IN: Whoreshach Test.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:09 AM (2eJ7p)

184 Alternate title:

"Gals With More Normal Physiques Than Kate Upton But Have Other Issues Fans Only"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2025 10:09 AM (iJfKG)

185 Tubal-

The only portrait I like of those I just looked up is this one because to me it looks so Russian:

https://tinyurl.com/5dv7d424

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:10 AM (8Xy/A)

186 As they say:

A 2 at 9pm is a 9 at 2am

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 10:10 AM (MNCvZ)

187 because I can see it but , of course, out of order...X you suck !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 10:10 AM (g47mK)

188 This is ugly too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2025 10:11 AM (A0sqA)

189 Does their mother know they go outside like that?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2025 10:11 AM (rNnFT)

190 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or something like that.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:05 AM (PCK5/)

---------------

The Muslim Commie Manadami campaign could have run with the tagline "Beauty is in the eye of the beheader," amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:12 AM (2eJ7p)

191 As they say:

A 2 at 9pm is a 9 at 2am
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 10:10 AM (MNCvZ)

It's November. We must stay focused, brother. We must stay focused.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

192 185 Tubal-

The only portrait I like of those I just looked up is this one because to me it looks so Russian:

https://tinyurl.com/5dv7d424

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:10 AM (8Xy/A)

Hmmm. VERY Russian. “ Man waiting for internal passport for traveling to Minsk”.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:12 AM (PCK5/)

193 https://xcancel.com/aceofspadeshq

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (A0sqA)

194 It's November. We must stay focused, brother. We must stay focused.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:12 AM

Women weaken the legs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (jc0TO)

195 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (n9ltV)

196 I have NEVER been that drunk or desperate at closing time

Posted by: PMRich at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (0S0KK)

197 Here’s another one by him. No people

https://tinyurl.com/3wznht94

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (8Xy/A)

198 195 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (n9ltV)

You honor us, Effindi!!

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:14 AM (PCK5/)

199 Paintings that look like photographs are pretty cool, ditto for photographs that look like paintings.

This guy? Lock him up, just on general principles

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2025 10:14 AM (UEOBX)

200 Gabrielle d’Estrées was the woman who persuaded Henry IV of France to issue the Edict of Nantes allowing religious tolerance of Protestants in France. She persuaded powerful factions among both Catholics and Protestants to accept the Edict. She would have been Queen of France except for her untimely and sudden death. Some suspected poisoning.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 10:14 AM (E0Kkk)

201 Hmmm. VERY Russian. “ Man waiting for internal passport for traveling to Minsk”.
Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:12 AM (PCK5/)
------------
Man, having stood in line at GUM for four hours, on being told that they are out of Soviet Doritos knock-offs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 10:14 AM (x7EH8)

202 196 I have NEVER been that drunk or desperate at closing time
Posted by: PMRich

Here's your two government-assigned Sura 4 wives, akhi.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at November 06, 2025 10:14 AM (gKWVE)

203 Questionable art certainly raises the level of wit around here
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM

*looks at subjects*

And that's all it raises.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

204 I have NEVER been that drunk or desperate at closing time
Posted by: PMRich at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM

There is a thin line between being drunk enough to perform, and being too drunk to perform in this situation.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)

205 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (n9ltV)

Do you have a plethora of this sort of art?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

206 I think perhaps he should not have painted people .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (8Xy/A)

207 Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (A0sqA)

Thank you !

*cool hash

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (g47mK)

208 Do you have a plethora of this sort of art?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

209 Dang.
I would not hang.
I would not bang.
I would not hang or bang. Dang.
Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 06, 2025 09:49 AM (eQmnE)

I would not clang.
I would not gang.
I would not kuomantang.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (lCppi)

210 206 I think perhaps he should not have painted people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I was always better at landscapes and buildings anyway.

Posted by: Adolph at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (gKWVE)

211 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:13 AM (n9ltV)

---------------

TL;DR?

"You know what you did."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (2eJ7p)

212 Do you have a plethora of this sort of art?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM

Si, he has a plethora.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

213 Man, having stood in line at GUM for four hours, on being told that they are out of Soviet Doritos knock-offs.

i.e., salted autumn leaves. The maple ones are a little sweeter.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (egaJw)

214 There is a thin line between being drunk enough to perform, and being too drunk to perform in this situation.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)
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Provokes the desire and take away from the performance.

Posted by: Drunken Porter at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (x7EH8)

215 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!]

You're a mean one, Mr. CBD...

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (lJ0H4)

216 I think perhaps he should not have painted people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They do get irritated but once the sprayer starts...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

217 Do you have a plethora of this sort of art?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)
-

MAMA

Make Art Metropolitan Again

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (R4U7I)

218 OT, but with Nancy Pelosi announcing her resignation, it's worth noting she was on Abraham Lincoln's original MILF list.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (MNCvZ)

219 Do you have a plethora of this sort of art?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM

Si, he has a plethora.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

*Dean Wormer voice* Oh. My. God!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (wVcYX)

220 great personalities though

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (jGJov)

221 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Those girls need range time. The wwaaayyyy back forty should do.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2025 10:19 AM (2WIwB)

222 Would you say, that I have a plethora of piñatas?

Posted by: El Guapo at November 06, 2025 10:19 AM (JkO4W)

223 Mea culpa.

UK Guardian, live
US news
Nancy Pelosi, former House speaker, says she will not seek re-election to Congress – US politics live
Pelosi, who represents San Francisco, announces she will stand down in 2027

"Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."

Two years to put up with her, though.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

224 You're a mean one, Mr. CBD...
Posted by: Tuna

Someone's getting into the spirit!

Posted by: last christmas i gave you my heart at November 06, 2025 10:19 AM (gKWVE)

225 You're a mean one, Mr. CBD...
Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2025 10:17 AM (lJ0H4)
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A triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 10:20 AM (x7EH8)

226 Be a long time before we see another “ Odalisque” rendering, let alone an Albert Bierstadt, sounds like.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2025 10:20 AM (PCK5/)

227 Reminds me of M.K. Brown, a cartoonist who did work for National Lampoon. Only her work was a lot better and was funny on purpose. ("Aunt Mary's Kitchen.")

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (WPL6O)

228 We will make proletarian art the art of our great city once again! Today, I have commissioned several artists in The Village to make a few sculptures of a shemale dealing drugs at 53rd and 3rd, a sissy boy exposing his wares on the D line on the way to Coney Island, and a lesbian couple happily usin a turkey baster in Central Park. Just getting started folks! I love New York!

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Commissar Of Public Art at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (4rdBE)

229 How do you use the bird?

--Off camera prostitute

Posted by: No Name Today at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (8mulE)

230 There is a thin line between being drunk enough to perform, and being too drunk to perform in this situation.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)

But there is this chasm that is a result of revulsion

Posted by: PMRich at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (0S0KK)

231 Questionable art certainly raises the level of wit around here
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2025 10:00 AM

*looks at subjects*

And that's all it raises.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

--------------

It also does raise questions about CBD's CQ (Cruelty Quotient)™ as well ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (2eJ7p)

232 Resigning? We’re not that lucky. The hag is not running for re-election, and were stuck with her for quite a while yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (LVnr9)

233 There is a thin line between being drunk enough to perform, and being too drunk to perform in this situation.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)

Says the Porter in the Scottish Play of the three things drinking provokes: "Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2025 10:22 AM (LxER7)

234 wondering if the fat chick by Rubens on the stool "off camera" has fewer STDs?

Posted by: yoyopg at November 06, 2025 10:22 AM (uJTs7)

235 Two Sisters
John D. Graham

At closing time, they were beautiful
-- 2009Refugee

So the boob and crazy eyes painting IS in honor of Nancy?

Yes or no, I feel it's a pass for hanging the painting.

Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:22 AM (NFX2v)

236 Someone's getting into the spirit!
Posted by: last christmas i gave you my heart at November 06, 2025 10:19 AM (gKWVE)

In the spirit of community...

https://youtu.be/KX5Z-HpHH9g

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:22 AM (ExV1e)

237 So the boob and crazy eyes painting IS in honor of Nancy?

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Obviously not. The boobs aren't nearly long enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (JkO4W)

238 I could walk just about anywhere in Seattle and these two ladies would be considered lovely and normal.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (Mxxr0)

239 This is why some women wear veils.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (9HFDU)

240 > 69 Trannies. Definitely man-faces - or, at least, drawn that way.
Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2025 09:41 AM (uc836)

Especially the one on the right. Note scarf to cover Adam's apple.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (IG3/x)

241 We will make proletarian art the art of our great city once again! Today, I have commissioned several artists in The Village to make a few sculptures of a shemale dealing drugs at 53rd and 3rd, a sissy boy exposing his wares on the D line on the way to Coney Island, and a lesbian couple happily usin a turkey baster in Central Park. Just getting started folks! I love New York!

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Commissar Of Public Art at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (4rdBE)

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And don't forget depicting Fearless Girl castrating the Wall Street Bull -- an apt metaphor for our times!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (2eJ7p)

242 Is anyone else getting hammered with spam calls lately? For the last month it has been non-stop on both cell and landline.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (viF8m)

243 228 We will make proletarian art the art of our great city once again! Today, I have commissioned several artists in The Village to make a few sculptures of a shemale dealing drugs at 53rd and 3rd, a sissy boy exposing his wares on the D line on the way to Coney Island, and a lesbian couple happily usin a turkey baster in Central Park. Just getting started folks! I love New York!
Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Commissar Of Public Art at November 06, 2025 10:21 AM (4rdBE)

Look up "Green Lightning" sculpture.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (pIfcn)

244 Halloween was last week...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (MZ+PY)

245 Two quick MacBeth references.

This is an erudite crowd.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (jc0TO)

246 Don't worry! He'll be OK!

https://is.gd/USn2Z7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (L/fGl)

247 Two quick MacBeth references.
-----------
Aaah!
Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!
Oooow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (x7EH8)

248 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

249 "Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."

It doesn't make sense. Congress is one of our best elder care facilities.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (egaJw)

250 They both say abracadabra when they go down on you.

Posted by: Zombie Jom Carroll at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (CzhWp)

251 This is why some women wear veils.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (9HFDU)

------------

* The old "three-bagger" reference has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:26 AM (2eJ7p)

252 NYFD Chief resigns: sorryb if this is old news

According to the daily mail:
Jewish FDNY chief resigns on the same day city elects socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani

https://tinyurl.com/554s2d2r

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 10:26 AM (wIuOs)

253 I'm trying to picture them with their eyes closed. Frida Kahlo on the right there might not be hideous.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:26 AM (jc0TO)

254 And here’s a nice contrast to those two ladies :

The great portrait painter, John Singer Sargeant:

https://tinyurl.com/2smverza

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:26 AM (8Xy/A)

255 Don't worry! He'll be OK!

https://is.gd/USn2Z7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (L/fGl)

He could have just said, "My retirement is HUGE, I'm moving to Florida. Later, suckers!"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e)

256 White evangelicals are definitely racist!

https://is.gd/B2wA9q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

257 > 239 This is why some women wear veils.
Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 10:23 AM (9HFDU)

Yeah, tell me how that works.

That bastard Laban... too bad we didn't have Judge Judy back in those days.

Of course, I did wind up banging Leah even after realizing the deception, which might weaken my case.

What do you expect? I hadn't been laid in seven years.

Posted by: Jacob at November 06, 2025 10:27 AM (IG3/x)

258 I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

Posted by: Naked Ottoman Guy at November 06, 2025 10:27 AM (paSBy)

259 249 "Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."

---------

Mitch McConnell gave tribute to her career by staring during five minutes of silence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2025 10:28 AM (JkO4W)

260 Morning.

There's always a loose sister but the real answer might surprise you.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 10:28 AM (Dl3eE)

261 The great portrait painter, John Singer Sargeant:

https://tinyurl.com/2smverza

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:26 AM (8Xy/A)

No pigeon, not art!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

262 Yeah, tell me how that works.
Posted by: Jacob at November 06, 2025 10:27 AM (IG3/x)
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Never trust an employer!

Posted by: Perchik at November 06, 2025 10:29 AM (x7EH8)

263 245 Two quick MacBeth references.

This is an erudite crowd.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (jc0TO)

Heh. In high school I wrote a parody of the Porter Scene called "The Drunk of Dunsinane". In it, MacBeth is trying to sneak back into the castle after a night of partying, only to be caught at the gate by Lady M wielding a rolling-pin. Hylarity ensues.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2025 10:30 AM (LxER7)

264 249 "Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."

It doesn't make sense. Congress is one of our best elder care facilities.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (egaJw)

God’s waiting room.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 06, 2025 10:30 AM (sVOFR)

265 >>Mitch McConnell gave tribute to her career by staring during five minutes of silence.

Saw a video the other day of Mitch "walking" from his office to the Senate. He had an aide on each side holding an arm as he shuffled along.

It's insane how hard some of these fossils cling to power.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (viF8m)

266 Nancy was effective. Wish we had someone like her on our side.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (3qp0C)

267 I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

Did you ask for a refund?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (Oy/m2)

268
Da boat o dem so called girls is cross eyed. One of em say, dat boy cute, every boy near run for de swamp.
- Jacques, de locale pirogue dealer

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 06, 2025 10:32 AM (QVmho)

269
There is a thin line between being drunk enough to perform, and being too drunk to perform in this situation.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)

That’s like….poetry, man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:32 AM (3qp0C)

270 "Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."

It doesn't make sense. Congress is one of our best elder care facilities.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2025 10:25 AM (egaJw)

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San Francisco should embalm her now before she starts melting, so they can put her on public display for eternity a la Lenin's Mausoleum -- and appropriately surrounded by homeless feces.

I'm imagining a new tourism tagline: "What Shits In San Francisco, Stays In San Francisco."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:32 AM (2eJ7p)

271 Good move by the Fire Chief. Get out now, don't give the Muslim the satisfaction of firing him for being a dirty Jew. He can find work somewhere else, and the Muslim can appoint someone else. Probably to set fires, but whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 10:33 AM (BdVTt)

272 Is anyone else getting hammered with spam calls lately? For the last month it has been non-stop on both cell and landline.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (viF8m)

I've been getting a few lately.

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 10:33 AM (Oy/m2)

273 A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2025 10:34 AM (uOa+u)

274 I don't believe this because I don't believe he'd turn it down but it's a good story.

Cellmate: Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Prosecutors Offered His Freedom If He Agreed To Implicate Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

275 > "Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress."
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Busted hip. Broken brain. Probably wants to get out before she ends up like DiFi. Dead, pushed around in a wheelchair by staff who vote for her.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2025 10:35 AM (NwnyJ)

276 Is anyone else getting hammered with spam calls lately? For the last month it has been non-stop on both cell and landline.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:24 AM (viF8m)

I never answer the phone. If it’s important they’ll either text or leave a vm.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:35 AM (3qp0C)

277 Nice painting of Mamdami voters. Would hang!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 06, 2025 10:36 AM (OuL9q)

278 >>Mitch McConnell gave tribute to her career by staring during five minutes of silence.

Saw a video the other day of Mitch "walking" from his office to the Senate. He had an aide on each side holding an arm as he shuffled along.

It's insane how hard some of these fossils cling to power.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (viF8m)

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I wonder how many children must be tortured daily to harvest his minimum adrenochrome daily requirement?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:36 AM (2eJ7p)

279 >>He can find work somewhere else, and the Muslim can appoint someone else. Probably to set fires, but whatever.

It will be a woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:37 AM (GbwPZ)

280 I am very sorry about NYC and I think Jessica Tisch, the police commissioner, was doing a good job. I suppose Mamdani will ask for her resignation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:37 AM (8Xy/A)

281 Pelousy is retiring?

As a reminder her brother was part of a gang that raped two prepubescent girls. Her daddy, the mayor of Baltimore, helped him skate while the other guys went to jail.

Fuck her, her cuck husband and her shitty family. They can all burn.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at November 06, 2025 10:38 AM (Dl3eE)

282 t's insane how hard some of these fossils cling to power.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (viF8m)

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Most people hit a certain age and want to travel or spend time with grandkids or golf or whatever.

But people like Mitch have no hobbies their family hates them and probably have no real friends since they spent 50 years backstabbing everyone.politics is their life and has been for decades.

So retiring would mean sitting at home staring at walls. They stay in office because they have nothing else to do.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:39 AM (3qp0C)

283 Hopefully Nancy will do a topless portrait for me before she retires from office.

She is such a minx!

Posted by: Ed Buck, killer homosexual and sexual deviant at November 06, 2025 10:39 AM (4rdBE)

284 Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley? - 'Buggly Eyes' NOFX

https://tinyurl.com/4n27e8y4

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 06, 2025 10:39 AM (u7s6s)

285 Mamdani has some Australian guy he's bringing in for FDNY:

https://youtu.be/mzWGMJT4_ZM?si=SwF6HCwrzC3cfyHC

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 10:40 AM (BdVTt)

286 254. Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Very nice. I think that painting, which looks so much like a photo, was posted on this thread in the past.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:41 AM (NFX2v)

287 I dated that chick on the left. It was fun.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 10:41 AM (jFCkp)

288 Well, just ask them nicely.

Leader of Germany Says Hundreds Of Thousands Of Immigrants In His Country Must Go Back

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

289 So retiring would mean sitting at home staring at walls. They stay in office because they have nothing else to do.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:39 AM (3qp0C)

Counting flowers on the wall... that don't bother me at all.
Playing solitaire til dawn, with a deck of 51.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do.

-- Mitch McConnell (maybe)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

290
I'll say one thing for Pelosi.

She always fought hard and consistently for her side. There's no denying that she made her insane party more effective than if she had not been there.

I'll also say one thing for Mitch McConnell.

He always fought hard and consistently for his side, the Democrats. There's not denying that he made that insane party more effective than if he had not been there.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2025 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

291 >>He can find work somewhere else, and the Muslim can appoint someone else. Probably to set fires, but whatever.

He already has another job. He owns a successful security company. He took the FDNY job because he wanted to not because he needed the job.

As bad as it will be at FDNY I'm waiting to see the fallout at NYPD. They are already down thousands of cops thanks to years of anti-cop administrations. It's getting dialed up to 11 now.

This is how cities die.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:43 AM (viF8m)

292 I am very sorry about NYC and I think Jessica Tisch, the police commissioner, was doing a good job. I suppose Mamdani will ask for her resignation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:37 AM (8Xy/A)

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[ICYMI:]

New York City Fire Commissioner Robert Tucker -- a Jewish philanthropist -- announced his resignation on November 5, 2025, just hours after Muslim Commie Moron Mandami's ~~victory~~ Caliphate Conquest in the Mayoral election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:43 AM (2eJ7p)

293 Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley?
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Pretty damn close. Sophomore year in college, on a road trip to a fraternity chapter at another college. That kinda scared me into dialing down my drinking because I was like holy shit I can’t be drunk enough where I lose all sense of sight and touch, lol,

This girl was easily 225 lbs AND a buttaface. The chaps, on the ride home, were less than charitable to me for my choices. Haha. I was hounded with references to it for years later.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:44 AM (3qp0C)

294 [Dark/Black Humor Warning:]

A friend sent me a meme image yesterday (I can't find a link online) -- looked like posted by a female rabbi on some social media platform -- showing a distant shot of the burning NYC twin towers on 9/11 with the caption "New York City Has Elected A New Mayor."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:44 AM (2eJ7p)

295 >>White evangelicals are definitely racist!
https://is.gd/B2wA9q

. . . and 100% of them voted for the woman candidate!

While I appreciate the effort to refute the bogus narrative, this just reinforces the frame: we're not the racists, you are!!

Who decided that race is the most important feature of a given candidate, and that your vote cast either proves or disproves that one is racist? Stupid game.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:45 AM (GbwPZ)

296 This girl was easily 225 lbs AND a buttaface. The chaps, on the ride home, were less than charitable to me for my choices. Haha. I was hounded with references to it for years later.
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So you did some pig dancing, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 10:45 AM (jFCkp)

297 Leader of Germany Says Hundreds Of Thousands Of Immigrants In His Country Must Go Back
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 06, 2025 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

Or come to New Yorkistan?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:45 AM (3qp0C)

298 > 218 OT, but with Nancy Pelosi announcing her resignation, it's worth noting she was on Abraham Lincoln's original MILF list.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 06, 2025 10:18 AM (MNCvZ)

I give about 90% odds that JFK bagged her.

The rather...warm...look she has in that famous photograph of the two of them together indicates she was DTF, and, well, JFK.

While she was never Sophia Loren, she was definitely a 1 as a 20-year-old college student.

Posted by: Jacob at November 06, 2025 10:46 AM (IG3/x)

299 292 I am very sorry about NYC and I think Jessica Tisch, the police commissioner, was doing a good job. I suppose Mamdani will ask for her resignation.
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Why not sue and let some Judge put TRO on his decision? Its all the rage now a days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2025 10:47 AM (jFCkp)

300 And in just moments, the SF Chronicle
Politics
'These are the top contenders to replace Nancy Pelosi in Congress' By Joe Garofoli, J.D. Morris, Political Columnist, Staff Writer, Nov 6, 2025

A peak: Scott Weiner, Christine Pelosi, and Saikat Chakrabarti

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

301 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:44 AM (3qp0C)

Hopefully the girl lost weight, got married and had a happy life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2025 10:47 AM (8Xy/A)

302
Wait im doing it wrong. Maybe it's not Mamdani's fault the fire chief quit. I should just ask some questions about if this is a plot by the Jews to burn NYC. He could be just leaving the door open for the IDF to carry out Operation Fire Island in Manhattan, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 10:48 AM (BdVTt)

303 Christine Pelosi

Ah, yes, the Second Baroness Pelosi is the obvious choice for a people who eschew royalty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

304 If you don’t like what is on offer here, put up a link to something related, however distantly, that you prefer. That’s what I did with the portrait of Gabrielle d’Estrées and one of her sisters. It was an obvious inspiration for the portrait above. The d’Estrées portrait has some interesting history to associated with it as well. They didn’t call Henry IV of France “le vert gallant” for nothing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (E0Kkk)

305 Reminded me of the meme going around during the height of mask wearing COVID where in the top frame showed a woman wearing a mask with beautiful eyes and the bottom frame without the mask showing a crooked mouth with rotten teeth and a mustache.

I forgot what the caption was.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 06, 2025 10:01 AM (EYmYM)

The caption: What muslim men deserve.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (g8Ew8)

306 They keep their a**es in those seats because they keep making money. Lots of money. Lots of benefits, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

307 >>I'll say one thing for Pelosi.

She always fought hard and consistently for her side. There's no denying that she made her insane party more effective than if she had not been there.

She ran her party like a mob boss. It worked beautifully for her and her side.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (GbwPZ)

308 A peak: Scott Weiner, Christine Pelosi, and Saikat Chakrabarti
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

Dunno who that last one is but I first read the name as Slartibartfast.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (LxER7)

309 Mamdani has some Australian guy he's bringing in for FDNY:

https://youtu.be/mzWGMJT4_ZM?si=SwF6HCwrzC3cfyHC

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2025 10:40 AM (BdVTt)

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lol

"Arsonist Destroying a Barber Shop Sets Himself on Fire"

Make Fire Marshall Bill Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (2eJ7p)

310 Go long on private security companies servicing Manhattan.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (rJ48h)

311 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!]

Professional level cruelty.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (djluG)

312 Professional level cruelty.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (djluG)
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It's the New Cruelty. He's a fine practitioner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 06, 2025 10:51 AM (x7EH8)

313 She always fought hard and consistently for her side. There's no denying that she made her insane party more effective than if she had not been there.

She ran her party like a mob boss. It worked beautifully for her and her side.
Posted by: Lizzy

Yep. I’d love to have someone like her on our side. Instead we get Boehner and Ryan and McCarthy. Johnson has been OK so far, relative to his predecessors anyway. But he’s no Pelosi.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:51 AM (3qp0C)

314 It's insane how hard some of these fossils cling to power.
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Or the unelected aides supporting them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2025 10:51 AM (b43eW)

315 I'm pleased with the response about this art. I am happy you all have open minds, and will definitely post more of this sort of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!]

Professional level cruelty.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I didn't think it possible to go above Chuy level cruelty, but CBD managed to raise the bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (eQmnE)

316 > 310 Go long on private security companies servicing Manhattan.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2025 10:50 AM (rJ48h)

Also moving companies.

The Miami Chamber of Commerce should probably award MummyDummy some kind of certificate of appreciation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (IG3/x)

317 She ran her party like a mob boss. It worked beautifully for her and her side.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (GbwPZ)

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Like the Dixie Mafia Clintons (just ask Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and dozens if not hundreds of other Arkancides ... not to mention Jeffrey Epstein).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (2eJ7p)

318 >>If you don’t like what is on offer here, put up a link to something related, however distantly, that you prefer.

I did. That's how you got Fat Man on an Ottoman.

Don't make me kill again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (viF8m)

319 For whoever asked,

"Chakrabarti was a top campaign aide to Ocasio-Cortez when the future progressive star, then a 29-year-old New York bartender, pulled off her stunning defeat of Joe Crowley, a 10-term incumbent and member of the Democratic House leadership. Chakrabarti later served as Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff and as director of organizing technology on Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

320
Who decided that race is the most important feature of a given candidate, and that your vote cast either proves or disproves that one is racist? Stupid game.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:45 AM (GbwPZ)

Saul Alinsky

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 06, 2025 10:53 AM (pIfcn)

321 >>A peak: Scott Weiner, Christine Pelosi, and Saikat Chakrabarti

- a pedophile bent on legalizing all forms of deviance
- a family heir to the seat
- a Commie Indian who was the brains behind the Justice Democrats taking over the Democrat party

How is it Pelosi's daughter seems like the least worst option?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2025 10:53 AM (GbwPZ)

322 Did you ask for a refund?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2025 10:31 AM (Oy/m2)

Seriously...it was fantastic.

Well...the 5th floor was amazing, but as I descended it got worse and worse!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 10:53 AM (n9ltV)

323 The Miami Chamber of Commerce should probably award MummyDummy some kind of certificate of appreciation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (IG3/x)

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Florida has already named him their "2026 Realtor Of The Year."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:53 AM (2eJ7p)

324 The Miami Chamber of Commerce should probably award MummyDummy some kind of certificate of appreciation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:52 AM (IG3/x)

Not sure that being inundated with NYers is cause for gratitude.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2025 10:53 AM (ExV1e)

325 Two Sisters by John D. Graham

Why?

Posted by: javems at November 06, 2025 10:55 AM (8I4hW)

326 Symbolism: The juxtaposition of a pigeon on one sister's lap adds a layer of surrealism, enhancing the painting's complexity."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

I looked at this painting and said to myself "Stateless, you know the hell this painting needs? More surrealism!"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 06, 2025 10:55 AM (Sco7b)

327 Show me your tits and I’ll give you a pearl necklace.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 06, 2025 10:56 AM (RZqm4)

328 > Scott Weiner

Voted "Most Likely to be Caught with a Telephoto Lens at a Tween Boy Soccer Game".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:56 AM (IG3/x)

329 >>Not sure that being inundated with NYers is cause for gratitude.

About 20 years ago my office was located in Tampa. The office was pretty much split down the middle between native Floridians and newcomers.

Florida is already brimming with people from other states and it remains ruby red.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2025 10:57 AM (viF8m)

330 Before everyone moves to Miami maybe they should check out their election. The current mayor has been awesome but is term limited.

Nobody won a majority on Tuesday so it’s going to a runoff. The Democrat is heavily favored to win.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:58 AM (3qp0C)

331 Here is a preview.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I am ALWAYS First at November 06, 2025 10:58 AM (i49OE)

332 I don't know about NYC people moving out. Look what they did to Seattle on that migration back in the '80s.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2025 10:59 AM (9HFDU)

333 They keep their a**es in those seats because they keep making money. Lots of money. Lots of benefits, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

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Psychopaths exhibit a profound and pervasive need for control over others, which stems from an internal psychological chaos and a fundamental lack of empathy and conscience.

"A Psychopathocracy, if you can keep it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 10:59 AM (2eJ7p)

334 > Two Sisters John D. Graham

Ah, yes. From Graham's well-known "Innsmouth Period".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:59 AM (IG3/x)

335 Nood.

Morning Rant.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (Sco7b)

336 > Scott Weiner

Voted "Most Likely to be Caught with a Telephoto Lens at a Tween Boy Soccer Game".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:56 AM (IG3/x)

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He must be related to Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 06, 2025 11:00 AM (2eJ7p)

337 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (XKYub)

338 And the next mayor of Miami is exactly who you think she is. Thick rimmed glasses and everything. Her platform is a slightly less communist version of “freeze the rent”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (3qp0C)

339 "The painting features two women, both depicted with exaggerated features, such as being cross-eyed, which Graham used to "give life to the face."

Okay... there's a difference between drawing them cross-eyed and drawing their pupils closer to center to avoid depicting a thousand yard stare.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2025 11:01 AM (a+4eV)

340 > The Democrat is heavily favored to win.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 06, 2025 10:58 AM (3qp0C)

Is he an actual old-school corrupt Democrat or a Communist terrorist?

If the former, still better than MummyDummy.

If I were of the Hebraic persuasion, I'd be getting my ass out of New York. In fact, I'd have scarpered the moment this fuckstick was first considered to be a serious candidate, much less elected.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 11:02 AM (IG3/x)

341 328 > Scott Weiner

Voted "Most Likely to be Caught with a Telephoto Lens at a Tween Boy Soccer Game".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2025 10:56 AM (IG3/x)

caught? well yeah, duh, you can't get caught doing stuff like that.

Posted by: Tim Walz at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (pIfcn)

342 I think the painting is beautiful.

Posted by: UCLA Graduate in Liberal Arts at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (m0WlR)

343 208. I spent Tuesday at the MOMA. What do you think?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!

You paid?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (NFX2v)

344 Reminds me of a Toby Keith video.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 06, 2025 11:09 AM (eStot)

345 You paid?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 06, 2025 11:03 AM (NFX2v)

Happily.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 06, 2025 11:14 AM (n9ltV)

346 Benjamin franklin's warning haunts me:

"A republic, if you can keep it" is a famous quote attributed to Benjamin Franklin, said to be his response to a woman who asked what form of government the Constitutional Convention had created.

Bed schools have ruined this country.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 11:27 AM (w0ruu)

347 Bed >> Bad

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 06, 2025 11:28 AM (w0ruu)

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