Key Biden Advisor Ian Sams Previously Claimed that Biden Was Sharp as a Tack.<br>Only Now Does He Admit: I Only Met With Biden <i>Twice</i> In the Two Years I Worked For Him.

Key Biden Advisor Ian Sams Previously Claimed that Biden Was Sharp as a Tack.
Only Now Does He Admit: I Only Met With Biden Twice In the Two Years I Worked For Him.

Via Twitchy, he previously swore to the American people that Biden was, as they say, sharp as a tack.

He did not provide any caveats for this assessment. He did not mention, for example, that he really wouldn't know if Biden was in steep mental decline or not, because he only met the dementia patient twice.

Now that Trump is in office and prosecutions for lying to Congress are on the table, he gets around to finally mentioning that he only even saw Biden twice.

Some Democrats are still sticking to the "sharp as a tack" claims while making up stories about how Biden was just as available to the press as Trump.
Former Biden special assistant Ian Sams, the same one who went on to become a spokesman for Kamala Harris and lie about how her campaign was performing, has been called out for two very different answers about his interactions with Joe while he was in the White House.
GOP Oversight served up these shots and chasers featuring Sams during a Biden coverup hearing vs. what he was telling the media at the time.

WATCH: Ian Sams, one of Joe Biden's spokespersons, met with him only TWICE in over TWO YEARS.

Then he would go on live television and say he interacted with him EVERY SINGLE DAY.

He was LYING to the American people to cover up for Biden's decline. pic.twitter.com/9BDXKWhyUw
— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) October 29, 2025

DYING at the draft community note on this.

“When Ian says ‘the Joe Biden that so many of us experience every day’ he didn’t necessarily mean he MET with him” https://t.co/ziRjyazjLt pic.twitter.com/KXEQUPtlTr
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) October 29, 2025

The Democrats are doubling down on Biden's mental acuity. They can't admit they lied, because once they stop admitting that, when would they ever stop?

Gavin Newsom: Joe Biden “one of the most successful presidents in the last century."

"I will defend that to my grave."

You do that, Gav. pic.twitter.com/SiUJIeyfgU
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 29, 2025

2020: "Sharp as a Tack"

2021: "Sharp as a Tack"

2022: "Sharp as a Tack"

2023: "Sharp as a Tack"

2024: "His, errr, polls are in steep decline so he has to quit the race"

2025: "Sharp as a Tack"

Democrat: “There’s no evidence that Joe Biden was in cognitive decline."

Joe Biden: pic.twitter.com/K8ciDYwo6C
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 29, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 02:50 PM

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1 BLADE IS FIRST AGAIN??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

2 First?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Qz7W7)

3 NO GLOT!! CLUM FLIDAY!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Wkb31)

4 Nope.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 30, 2025 02:51 PM (Qz7W7)

5 Ian Sams looks like the head of a dick trying to grow a beard

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

6 He is an insult to pencil necked geeks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

7 Has anyone ever actually looked at a tack?

Under an electron microscope, they are surprisingly dull.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (IBQGV)

8 And I "interacted" with AI Clive Owen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (06Hmj)

9 I know Ace very well!

I mean, I've never met him and kinda sorta know what he looks like, but I know everything about him! Swearsies!

Posted by: pookysgirl hopes she doesn't need a sarc tag at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (Wt5PA)

10
*Impotent Reminder*

Don't Forget To Set Your Cloacas Back 1 Hour This Saturday

That is all.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (KCzHg)

11 Grossly unfair Ace.

Compared to Kamala, he was sharp as a tack.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (CV1nu)

12 If Yule Brenner and Jeff Bezos had a baby.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (ewjUl)

13 Ian Sams looks like the head of a dick trying to grow a beard

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

No, he *is* the head of a dick trying to grow a beard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (snZF9)

14 Motherfucker can tighten his tie all the way and still have a floppy collar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (06Hmj)

15 If Yule Brenner and Jeff Bezos had a baby.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM (ewjUl)

Damn, you're never going to unsee that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (snZF9)

16 Ian Sam’s is exactly the kind of noodle-spined, ass-kissing DC bureaucrat we DON’T need anymore.

Never needed them, but really need to eject them from any faceless, nameless position where they can do harm to the American public.

Be gone, Wmpy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (Hkcdp)

17 Sounds like a legal defense in the making. The old "Sergeant Shultz" defense.

"I know nothink, I saw nothink."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (LF5Ma)

18 My only quibble is Biden was forced out by his own party.

Jill thought Joe was fine.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (s9EN2)

19 Speaking of walking talking dildos. Uber staunch conservative Capn' Kristol said he'd vote for Mamdani. Ahoy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (ewjUl)

20 My clock is connected to the intetnet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (UhLVM)

21 Lying liars who lie.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2025 02:55 PM (5yDGQ)

22 Key Biden Advisor Ian Sams Previously Claimed that Biden Was Sharp as a Tack

The blunt end...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2025 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

23
Heh. It's funny how biden had his own version of Stephen Miller -- except biden's Stephen Miller looks weak & gay & useless.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 02:56 PM (KCzHg)

24 Motherfucker can tighten his tie all the way and still have a floppy collar.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: A Schiff at October 30, 2025 02:56 PM (ewjUl)

25 He was LYING to the American people to cover up for Biden's decline.

Thank you, GOP Oversight Committee, for this breaking news. Did you read about it here first? Maybe around 2020?

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (Uh88k)

26 From the Left's point of view, I'd have thought the less said about Slow Joe going forward, the better.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (LxER7)

27 Now let's all be fair here. They never said which end of the tack

Posted by: rjthom5 at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (btO/E)

28 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: A Schiff at October 30, 2025 02:56 PM (ewjUl)

Fuck you, Schiffty, you leave your tie loose on purpose just for the extra dick room.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (06Hmj)

29 24 Motherfucker can tighten his tie all the way and still have a floppy collar.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:54 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: A Schiff at October 30, 2025 02:56 PM (ewjUl)

pencil skirt >>> pencil neck

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

30 7 Has anyone ever actually looked at a tack?

Under an electron microscope, they are surprisingly dull.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (IBQGV)

If'n yer sharp as a tack...

Doesn't that mean ya got a pointy head?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2025 02:57 PM (mP0Kj)

31 "Whether you live in a red state or a green state".

That must have been near Christmas.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (Q4cxx)

32 Gavin Newsom Reflects On The Time His Family Was So Poor They Ate At Red Lobster

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

33 And I "interacted" with AI Clive Owen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 02:53 PM (06Hmj)
--------
How can you tell it from the real Clive Owen?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (x7EH8)

34 Has anyone ever actually looked at a tack?

Under an electron microscope, they are surprisingly dull.
-------

They're still no fun to sit on!

Posted by: The Devil who doesn't like it at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (TN0g+)

35 Joe Biden is about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (UNIEM)

36 Since I am not interested in her silver boobs and orbs, can somebody tell me this: Is Sydney Sweeney a good actress? Anyone actually seen her in a movie or show?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 02:31 PM (rZCVI)

Ever think maybe she has a good personality ? Tits aren't everything. Maybe only 50%

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

37 I love that "fact check".

That's EXACTLY why people hate lawyers and politicians.

"I DIDN'T LIE! Let me parse my words and show you that the thing that I said was technically true even though the implication that I purposely meant to give you was a complete lie. Therefore, I'm not a liar, you're just stupid for not figuring out my lie."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (N1DT3)

38 Sharp as a Tic-Tac, I tell ya!

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (Uh88k)

39 Newsom just declared that Biden was one of the most successful presidents in the last century, and Newsom will defend that statement to his grave.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

40 You know, the thing.

And no one else could have beaten Medicare.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (s0JqF)

41 Sharp as a tack*!

* - flattened in a hydraulic press.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (Q4cxx)

42 Does Red Lobster take food stamps?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (UhLVM)

43 39 Newsom just declared that Biden was one of the most successful presidents in the last century, and Newsom will defend that statement to his grave.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

Successful at filling his depends and sniffing little girls...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

44 Maybe he meant he was sharp as a tack the two days he actually saw biden out of the 730 days that he worked for him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (0N4FZ)

45 Ever think maybe she has a good personality ? Tits aren't everything. Maybe only 50%
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

50% + 50% = 100%

Q.E.D.D.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (06Hmj)

46 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Why would it? at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (YBp4I)

47 I would sarcastically ask Ian Sams if he could tell me what the definition of is is and then move on to the next point.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (EYmYM)

48 Ever think maybe she has a good personality ? Tits aren't everything. Maybe only 50%
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Each?

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (CV1nu)

49 Maybe Joe Biden would like.to see Lizard Island.
Great place Joe, you will love it!

Posted by: Case at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (9HFDU)

50 Maybe someone ought ta ask this guy if he even knows what a tack is?

Sure don't look like he's ever swung a hammer in his life.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)

51 Legal Insurrection has an article about somebody in the Biden administration who got 4 million for his consultation with Biden and would have received 4 million more had Biden won reelection. They didn't care about his mental state- only that they'd get their huge salaries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (rZCVI)

52 Well if Joe Biden is sharp as a tack, and apparently has beaten stage nine super cancer I guess you can run him again in 2028!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

53 Ian Sams has stolen my look

Posted by: Flying Green Dildo at October 30, 2025 03:01 PM (wBaIH)

54 It's a three letter word...

Posted by: J-O-B-S at October 30, 2025 03:01 PM (YBp4I)

55 Philistines upon you, America.

https://tinyurl.com/dke65y67

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2025 03:01 PM (uHi2H)

56 "They can't admit they lied, because once they stop admitting that, when would they ever stop?"

Que?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 30, 2025 03:01 PM (fLlRH)

57 Maybe someone ought ta ask this guy if he even knows what a tack is?

Sure don't look like he's ever swung a hammer in his life.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)

The common idea of a tack is the one you push into a cork board with your thumb.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (8avO+)

58 I have no idea why Newsom thinks that's a winning strategy for 2028.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

59 It depends upon the definition of "tack"

Posted by: Josephistan at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (FLx59)

60 Newsom has demonstrated that he will say any lie with the his intense faux sincerity. Catching him in a big lie is no more noteworthy than catching Schifff lying. It’s like breathing to these guys. They do care if you know it’s a lie, or part of the thrill of doing it so brazenly.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (Hkcdp)

61 Ian is the weenie version of Steven Miller.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (pAiLt)

62 Two hour conversations about pudding shouls have been his first clue.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

63 It's a three letter word...
Posted by: J-O-B-S at October 30, 2025 03:01 PM (YBp4I)

FUK

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (NtVYv)

64 OMG, that last video mashup is painful to watch.

Funny though, in a "the country is going to hell" sort of way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (5TI/L)

65 He was a key advisor, and only met him twice?

Maybe he was the advisor with the key to the autopen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (0U5gm)

66 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 30, 2025 02:58 PM (NtVYv

I do t know what she's like as a personal friend and I have no way to determine that .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (rZCVI)

67 Tits aren't everything. Maybe only 50%
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Each?
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM

Math warning!!

Posted by: Beware of fractions at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (YBp4I)

68 Newsom just declared that Biden was one of the most successful presidents in the last century, and Newsom will defend that statement to his grave.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

Sorry Gavin , Obama is still the most successful President in the Left’s attempt to destroy America.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (EYmYM)

69 59 It depends upon the definition of "tack"
Posted by: Josephistan at October 30, 2025 03:02 PM (FLx59)

Yup... he was on the Starbord Tack just about to come about into the wind....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)

70 I don't mean to be one of those guys, but this story was out over 2 months ago. When Ian Sams testified on the "autopen hearings". He admitted then only meeting Biden twice while comms director.

Washington Examiner did a story on it back in August. Why is it being highlighted now. What's changed?

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (dIske)

71 That (last video, above) and the tapes they hid when he spoke at Strath Haven Middle School in Delaware County, Pennsylvania, for a campaign rally on March 8, 2024.

He was a vegetable.

But even years before when running for President, his local campaign visits in tiny bars, borough halls were legendary. Few attendees, everyone in masks, and he made no sense then either but for TDS.

They always knew he was screwed up but had him elected so they could pour $ into BS programs and steal without guilt & punishment, knowing that nasty old man signed anything if/when told he'd go down in history as a super star.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (NFX2v)

72 Newsom just declared that Biden was one of the most successful presidents in the last century, and Newsom will defend that statement to his grave.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
_____

Depends how you define "success." If "success" is defined as destroying the country with fascism, insanely inflationary money policies, and opening the floodgates to mongrel illegals, then yes -- Biden was indeed one of the most "successful" presidents. Maybe second only to Gay Lightbringer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

73 He was a key advisor, and only met him twice?
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They took Joe's keys away early in the term.

So there wasn't much call.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (Q4cxx)

74
"Many of us meet him every day."

Language geek says: He can weasel out. "Many of us" is not "us." It can exclude the speaker.

That said, he was obviously lying, deliberately speaking in ignorance (aka deceiving), misled, or plumb stupid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (5e+/e)

75 Well, at least it's not another Muslim prayer room.

Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

76 “Biden is sharp as (coughthebacksideofcough) a tack!”

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 30, 2025 03:04 PM (pAiLt)

77 Sure looking like they kept Sundowner under raps

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:04 PM (+qU29)

78 The Democrat Party is a criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2025 03:04 PM (viF8m)

79

Best
Biden
Ever

Posted by: Mourning Joe at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (pkeXY)

80 Damn right---I'm am SHARP AS A TIC-TAC!

Posted by: Ex-president Charlie Foxtrot at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4cxx)

81 I for one think that Biden is still sharp ass attack.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (uHi2H)

82 51 Legal Insurrection has an article about somebody in the Biden administration who got 4 million for his consultation with Biden and would have received 4 million more had Biden won reelection. They didn't care about his mental state- only that they'd get their huge salaries.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM (rZCVI)

In fairness, I would like Biden more for $4 million.

I'd probably even like him enough to stop calling him a daughter-fucking rapist on the internet.

Probably.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (g00SI)

83 "Many of us meet him every day."

Sources say...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

84 Isa would yeah err ricca err mumbla anyway.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (EYmYM)

85 Well, at least it's not another Muslim prayer room.

Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

Horace Grant hardest hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (8avO+)

86 How many pardons did 'Sam' sign?

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:05 PM (+qU29)

87 Sharp as a tictac

Posted by: the way I see it at October 30, 2025 03:06 PM (EYmYM)

88 Beau Biden died from a tack attack.

Posted by: Not a joke at October 30, 2025 03:06 PM (YBp4I)

89 Oh look. Now that MTG has been sounding more like a Democrat these days this happened-

@NickFondacaro
Whoopi Goldberg announces that Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) will be on The View next Tuesday.
It will be the first time The View has had real right-winger on the show in over a year.

https://tinyurl.com/4dby3w89

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

90 My personal "experience" of Joe Biden was remembering him being relatively snappy with answers to questions in the Fall of 2019, then in the Spring of 2020, even before he was nominated or elected, he had lost a step of two or three or four. It only got worse from there.

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

91 I was raised in a tack factory.
It's not a joke.
*creepy whisper*
I am as sharp as any of those tacks.
*angry shouting*
TRUMP LIED TO YOU!

Posted by: Joe "Sharts" Biden at October 30, 2025 03:07 PM (Yp6az)

92 Hmmm, odd but I care less about this stupid shit than the weaponization- except insofar as obvious handlers used Bidens WH chaos to be able to pursue a program of repression without any oversight and complete authority.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2025 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

93 Maybe they aren't lying about Biden seeming sharp as a tack. these are some very dim, dull people.

Plus, in my experience, libs will shower praise on you for your super high intelligence just for expressing the correct beliefs.

Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2025 03:08 PM (GUOwU)

94 I know gaslighting when I hear it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:09 PM (PMtkd)

95 89 Oh look. Now that MTG has been sounding more like a Democrat these days this happened-

@NickFondacaro
Whoopi Goldberg announces that Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) will be on The View next Tuesday.
It will be the first time The View has had real right-winger on the show in over a year.

https://tinyurl.com/4dby3w89
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

That should be a disaster.. MTG isn't too bright... I guess she'll fit right in...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2025 03:09 PM (VE6XX)

96 93 Maybe they aren't lying about Biden seeming sharp as a tack. these are some very dim, dull people.

Plus, in my experience, libs will shower praise on you for your super high intelligence just for expressing the correct beliefs.
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2025 03:08 PM (GUOwU)

-------

Hate to say it, but this is true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:09 PM (PMtkd)

97 From the previous thread:

"
The other co-worker had just admitted, to a newly met co-worker, that she wanted the president dead. This coworker who seemed otherwise perfectly sane.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2025 01:55 PM (N1DT3)"

PLEASE tell me you made an complaint to someone that has authority and might listen. This shit is serious and these jackasses need to find out.

Posted by: GMan at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (GfWuY)

98 That should be a disaster.. MTG isn't too bright... I guess she'll fit right in...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2025 03:09 PM (VE6XX)
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Best outcome: Slap fight.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Q4cxx)

99 NYPost: Bidding war frenzy and soaring prices hit Connecticut homes as NYC buyers flee amid fears of a Mamdani win

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

100 Cliches are usually cliches for a reason. In this case, the cliche is "when you're in a hole, stop digging". This is apparently too complex for Democrats to grasp.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Riz8t)

101 I hope MT-G is prepped for the Harpies

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (+qU29)

102 He definitely got worse but Biden was always a bumbling speaker though it was coherent bullshit.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (EYmYM)

103 Was Ian Sams in the movie Powder?

He looks like a .PDF file pervert. Hide your children (especially boys).

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (jo6FO)

104 53 Ian Sams has stolen my look

i found it on the ground in the wal-mart parking lot.

Posted by: ian sams at October 30, 2025 03:11 PM (v3pYe)

105
Something isn't right with MTG lately.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:11 PM (3ek7K)

106 Maybe they aren't lying about Biden seeming sharp as a tack. these are some very dim, dull people.
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That's what all the people say who experienced him daily .... in some other way than meeting him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2025 03:11 PM (Q4cxx)

107 Prof. Glenn Diesen, YouTube: Tara Reade: Biden Accuser Exiled in Russia Speaks Out on the War Against Whistleblower

Oct 11, 2025
Tara Reade is a former U.S. Senate staffer who accused Biden of sexual assault, has been exiled in Russia, and works for RT following reprisals from the U.S. government.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (NFX2v)

108 I hope Gavin keeps pushing "Biden is the one of the most successful Presidents in the last century."

Now, that, is a winning platform.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (PMtkd)

109 That said, he was obviously lying, deliberately speaking in ignorance (aka deceiving), misled, or plumb stupid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2025 03:03 PM (5e+/e)

--The Freemasons call it "masterful speaking."

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (jo6FO)

110 hope MT-G is prepped for the Harpies
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:10 PM (+qU29)

She's going to blast Trump for some issue I forgot she was bitching about and the GOP for the shutdown.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (EYmYM)

111 That should be a disaster.. MTG isn't too bright... I guess she'll fit right in...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2025 03:09 PM (VE6XX)
******
They'll use her to make Republicans look bad. She'll take the bait because she wants to be liked.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

112 "Gavin Newsom Reflects On The Time His Family Was So Poor They Ate At Red Lobster"

Yes, he sat there with the focaccia... the jasmine rice and smoked limburger.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (6qf1m)

113
A part of me pities the poor bastard ghost writer that has to "work" with Joey on his autobiography.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (Y8DZL)

114
Joe Biden is smart as a tack.

Don't you mean sharp as a tack?

I said what I said.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2025 03:13 PM (iJfKG)

115 The Sharp as a Tack media will be all over this

Posted by: JohnW at October 30, 2025 03:13 PM (2jGim)

116
Can you imagine experiencing Biden and his full Depends everyday?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:13 PM (3ek7K)

117 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with the Presidential Autopen - we did. *winks at interviewer*

But you can't hold a whole administration responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the American political system? And if the whole political system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our American system in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: what he should have said at October 30, 2025 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

118 Legal Insurrection has an article about somebody in the Biden administration who got 4 million for his consultation with Biden and would have received 4 million more had Biden won reelection. They didn't care about his mental state- only that they'd get their huge salaries.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 03:00 PM

Bingo. It's also why "Dr."Jill wheeled him out there in the first place. She ought to be arrested for elder abuse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:14 PM (ewjUl)

119 Notice Sundowner was supposed to be front and center out in the public and we barely even hear from him

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:14 PM (+qU29)

120 Ian Adams looks like that actor that played the Dean in Community.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:14 PM (EYmYM)

121 I think if we put Marjorie Taylor Greene and Nancy Mace on a stage we could set up a betting pool as to :

1. Which one flashed the crowd first?
2. Which one wins the actual slap fight to center themself in front of the camera sites.
3. Which one comes up with the craziest conspiracy theory.
4. Which one invokes the hyperbolic "If they say I committed suicide, I didn't commit suicide," first.

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2025 03:15 PM (dIske)

122 The Biden politburo knew Scranton Joe was a rutabaga and instead of acting in the best interests of the nation they acted in their own best interests which centered around maintaining political power, looting the treasury with handouts for cronies, and running a police state whose goal was to put President Trump in prison for life and destroy all political opposition. This critique applies to all the down stream sycophants, like Ian Sams, who knew the truth and, at best, told incomplete lies that hid what was was going on.

This politburo had a proscribed constitutional process to remove an incapacitated president and they chose not to use so they could throw the borders wide open, destroy the energy economy, trigger the worst inflation in 50 years, go on a censorship spree, and use an autopen to forge Biden's signature on official documents.

If what they did isn't treason, it sure rhymes with it. Every one of them needs to be indicated, prosecuted and given a chance to prove they didn't basically high jack, some might even call it a coup, the presidency,

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at October 30, 2025 03:15 PM (uv8gn)

123 I just saw Stephen Miller's wife. Very pretty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:15 PM (ewjUl)

124 117 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with the Presidential Autopen - we did. *winks at interviewer*

But you can't hold a whole administration responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the American political system? And if the whole political system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our American system in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Posted by: what he should have said at October 30, 2025 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

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Heh I might have respected him for it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:15 PM (PMtkd)

125 "TAC-A-TAC-A-TAC-A-TAC!!!"

- Spitfire pilots making fun of Squadron Leader Canfield and the new guy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2025 03:16 PM (LxER7)

126 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints.”

“Part of what we’re going to have to do is to start experimenting with new forms of journalism and how we use social media in ways that reaffirm facts and separate facts from opinion. We want diversity of opinion. We don’t want diversity of facts. That, I think, is one of the big tasks of social media. By the way, it will require some government regulatory constraints…”

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Government regulatory constraints are tight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:16 PM (L/fGl)

127 She's going to blast Trump for some issue I forgot she was bitching about and the GOP for the shutdown.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:12 PM (EYmYM)
*****
This is exactly what they want. The MSM can play this on a loop when she blames Trump and Johnson instead of Schumer.
This was done by design.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

128 > Gavin Newsom Reflects On The Time His Family Was So Poor They Ate At Red Lobster

My family was lower middle class, maybe. My dad was enlisted military and my mom was stay at home for a while, then she started teaching. We were poor, but not dirt poor.

I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

129 Apparently this is the biggest political scandal since forever.

Curious that Bob Woodward has kept his distance. This seems the kind of thing about which he would hastily throw a book together.

That's all that will come of this scandal, btw. People will write books.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (AOsQT)

130 Another over educated nitwit from the Biden administration

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (8vl0d)

131 I hope the Body Language guys get ahold of that weasel's depo testimony.

Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (lCppi)

132 I just saw Stephen Miller's wife. Very pretty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:15 PM (ewjUl)

--Holy Hannah, you grew a pair (of eyes)!

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:18 PM (jo6FO)

133 I wonder how many times has that guy been called Sam I Am.

Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2025 03:18 PM (lCppi)

134 Cap'n Krystol says he'd vote for Mamdani. Say, call me crazy, but I am starting to suspect he's not very conservative.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:18 PM (ewjUl)

135 Motto of the Biden years:

"...[pause] .... anyway...."

Posted by: pikkumatti at October 30, 2025 03:18 PM (FY8nG)

136 Red Lobster's biscuits are delicious.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM (Yp6az)

137 >>Legal Insurrection has an article about somebody in the Biden administration who got 4 million for his consultation with Biden and would have received 4 million more had Biden won reelection. They didn't care about his mental state- only that they'd get their huge salaries.

Not just anyone, Mike Donilon. He was a Biden aide for decades, well back into the Senate time. He's someone I bet did see Joe all the time.

He knew. They all knew. Hell, we knew. Joe was always a corrupt dunce but he could usually pull off sounding slick. It was obvious at the beginning of the 2020 election he was gone. That's why they kept him locked in the basement.

The problem with actually being president is they couldn't hide him from the public and no amount of gaslighting could change what we heard and saw on a daily basis.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

138 Did MT-G, Candace Owen's and Tucker have a bet on who could lose their minds first? They all seemed to break at the same time.

Posted by: Megthered at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM (jklKX)

139 Cadaver Joe was SCOAMF when he VP.

The system was rigged for him like the NFL is rigged for the KC Chieves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM (ExORx)

140 They actually wheeled Joe out in public the other day, and he made sounds with his face.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)

141 89 Oh look. Now that MTG has been sounding more like a Democrat these days this happened-

Posted by: redridinghood

Her almost 26 years old brats just can't afford their own healthcare plans??

Like local politics, who is - and how many - really in Congress to serve anyone or anything but their self-interests? (I'll say Grassley but 🤷‍♀️

Once they're there, most become rocks/place holders and money generators for their party. Little more.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (NFX2v)

142
Trump has a button he pushes for more Diet Coke.

Did Biden have a button to push when he needed his Depends changed?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)

143 Backfeifgesicht

Posted by: Punchable Face at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (C72az)

144 126 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints.”

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Hey Obama, get Jarrett's puppet master hand out of your ass and find out why your kids are such surly bitches.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (PMtkd)

145 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints.”

====

Dear Barry,

If all of us sign a card saying how sorry we are that you were a victim of child molestation, will you leave us the f%@& alone?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 30, 2025 03:21 PM (5rLh4)

146 128 > Gavin Newsom Reflects On The Time His Family Was So Poor They Ate At Red Lobster

My family was lower middle class, maybe. My dad was enlisted military and my mom was stay at home for a while, then she started teaching. We were poor, but not dirt poor.

I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

My family went to 2 restaurants total til I was a teenager.

McDonald's on a few Saturday nights after Church (not every week, but when we had to go to Saturday Mass and my mom spent Saturday afternoon with her friend, so couldn't kick).
Ponderosa on birthdays.

That's it.

Red Lobster was way too good and expensive for us.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

147 Biden was smart enough to never go on camera and say he would lower drug prices by 1500%

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at October 30, 2025 03:21 PM (jTyFp)

148 "I just saw Stephen Miller's wife. Very pretty.
Posted by: Minnfidel

She is probably a hostage and should blink in Morse code to be rescued

Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (GUOwU)

149 kick = cook - dang, that was a typo. You can tell I'm fighting off the spouse's illness.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (tOcjL)

150 134 Cap'n Krystol says he'd vote for Mamdani. Say, call me crazy, but I am starting to suspect he's not very conservative.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:18 PM (ewjUl)

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Did he really say it?

Because that crazy shit is for unhinged lefties only.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (PMtkd)

151
Ian Sams looks like the head of a dick trying to grow a beard
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

A glans-shaped cranium

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

152 My family was lower middle class, maybe. My dad was enlisted military and my mom was stay at home for a while, then she started teaching. We were poor, but not dirt poor.

I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

Yes. Many of us grew up this way.

My father worked as a laborer in a grain elevator. We never starved, but we were never "middle class".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (N1DT3)

153 If the WSJ gives me an award, I promise not to be such a (rich) bitch:

https://tinyurl.com/bpa8kzmf

Maybe.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (uHi2H)

154 Did Biden have a button to push when he needed his Depends changed?

Posted by: fourseasons
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No but he had a plug to pull.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (yZqjq)

155 Or make new words like bigly

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (jTyFp)

156 I've never been to a Red Lobster. Not because there's a restraining order keeping me from being within 300 yards of crustaceans or anything. It just never appealed to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (g00SI)

157 You answered ALL the questions! You did SOOOOO good! Here's an eight-year-old girl and some ice cream...

Posted by: Dr. Jill at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (TbWk/)

158 I had to say that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (yZqjq)

159 There is a direct relationship between the frequency and intensity of the left insisting the Trump has dementia and the public exposure that Biden actually did and does have dementia.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (3rzLK)

160 If your parents are struggling, a bolt-on bidet is worth the money.

I've seen and done things. Take my word for it.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (s9EN2)

161 Personally I think it would be a mistake to bring up the subject of cognitive decline in the Oval Office

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (jTyFp)

162 I met Joe Biden's Anti-Matter Image in a dream, and he told me that he was sharp as a Tick and that he also told me that Albert Flintstone guy that the E=Mc2 or something like that to prove that the cow did jump over the moon before Apollo 22 got land on the moon.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:24 PM (J9q9v)

163 They don’t be paying me mines SNAP, going be some Ghetto Lobster up in here!

Posted by: Shinequa Jenkins at October 30, 2025 03:24 PM (UNIEM)

164 I don't think Biden's acuity ever rose to the level of a tack, sharp or otherwise. Maybe a paperclip. Or a post-it note.

Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2025 03:24 PM (mADJX)

165 Trump has a button he pushes for more Diet Coke.

Did Biden have a button to push when he needed his Depends changed?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)
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No. Biden's staff were immediately scentsitive to his needs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2025 03:24 PM (uHi2H)

166 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at October 30, 2025 03:21 PM (jTyFp)

You're retarded. Bigley.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (EYmYM)

167 Red Lobster's biscuits are delicious.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM

Their fried penguin is the bomb!

Posted by: Leopard Seals at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (0sNs1)

168 Trump has a button he pushes for more Diet Coke.

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Old and busted: Oval Office hotline.

New and cool: Oval Office coldline.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

169 159 There is a direct relationship between the frequency and intensity of the left insisting the Trump has dementia and the public exposure that Biden actually did and does have dementia.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (3rzLK)

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Oh yes.

Projection is brainstormed in all meetings.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (PMtkd)

170 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at October 30, 2025 03:23 PM (jTyFp)

I can always depend on you for an out of touch and completely biased comment. I hope you get paid well for this. It's convincing nobody here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (ix8EF)

171 Ian Sams appears to be the ultimate dweeb. I'll bet his lunch money was stolen from him as a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

172 He meant sharp as a talc.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:25 PM (s/6Z3)

173 Biden was smart enough to never go on camera and say he would lower drug prices by 1500%
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith

He never wanted to, fuckhead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2025 03:26 PM (+tQTn)

174 >>>I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.
Posted by: bonhomme
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It was for special occasions. However, it was before the era of special people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2025 03:26 PM (yZqjq)

175 NYPost: Bidding war frenzy and soaring prices hit Connecticut homes as NYC buyers flee amid fears of a Mamdani win

I read somewhere yesterday that many were fleeing to the two Carolinas.

Good, stay the hell away from Florida.

(with apologies to the morons who live in the Carolinas)

Posted by: one hour sober at October 30, 2025 03:26 PM (Y1sOo)

176

Lol Biden's Dog.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:26 PM (3ek7K)

177 45 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints.”

Yea, what does Obama have to bitch about. He got a third term without and election !!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:26 PM (J9q9v)

178 OT: Voted in NoVa today with the spouse. Since it was supposed to rain, it's a great time to go b/c I had almost no line (which is also probably great, seeing where I live, but I talked to the volunteer and he did say last week was much busier)...

So, if you're in VA, go in and vote the straight R line today. Open til 7pm in NoVa...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (tOcjL)

179 My family went to 2 restaurants total til I was a teenager.

McDonald's on a few Saturday nights after Church (not every week, but when we had to go to Saturday Mass and my mom spent Saturday afternoon with her friend, so couldn't kick).
Ponderosa on birthdays.

That's it.

Red Lobster was way too good and expensive for us.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

Early childhood we were poor as shit. I don't think I'd even heard of Red Lobster. McDonalds or Wendy's was a fucking rare treat. So was meat for that matter unless it was part of a TV dinner. People born with gold spoons up their ass have no clue how people really live and all their attempts to relate fall flat because they've been in that bubble their whole lives.

Posted by: Newsom can take his poor black child shtick and fuck off at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

180 Wonder if food rioting in NYC will cause people to not show up and vote. Mamdani's free shit army might be distracted

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (8vl0d)

181 It is well worth reading the House Committee report on the Biden Autopen Presidency. It's 100 pages, and so far there are some gems in there.

I just read, for instance, that Mike Donilon received $4 million just to agree to be Biden's chief strategist. He would have received an additional $4 million if Biden won. My buddy tells me that FOX already reported on that - but still.

How much are all these other people making - not just within the Biden administration, but in all these other campaigns as well?

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (0CU3H)

182 Speaking as a black LGBT woman, Biden is the sharpest tool I'll ever let in my shed!

Posted by: Ian Sams at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (fcNj0)

183 >@GOPoversight
·
1h
Our investigation found NO record that Joe Biden played any role in authorizing these autopen pardons.

Dr. Fauci, the Biden family, Adam Schiff, and the J6 committee—all should be declared NULL and VOID by the DOJ.

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I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.

Line forms to the right to tell me the many ways I'm wrong.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

184 "Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing. The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"

--John Rocker, 2000

"25 years ago I criticized New York for its rapid decline into a third world country. I was forced to undergo Psychological Counseling, as if I were the crazy one. 25 years later, the city is voting in a muslim socialist for mayor."

--John Rocker, 2025

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (jo6FO)

185 Biden had a button to summon Jello, milk with a straw, and for Murder She Wrote to be played until his bedtime at 5 pm.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (IifOV)

186 I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

My younger son worked at Red Lobster for awhile, and I joined him for lunch one day. I don't eat seafood, but I have to say, the hamburger I had there was outstanding.

Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (mADJX)

187 Oh yeah, that's Mr. 81 Million Votes right there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2025 03:29 PM (3rzLK)

188 126 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints.”

where going to have to make the country fascist to protect the country from trump's fascism.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2025 03:29 PM (v3pYe)

189 I think The Plan™ was to steal the 2024 election, but not for Kamala... for a 2nd autopen presidency. Laying the groundwork to finish Obama's "transformation" of the US.

Then, install Kamala for 8 more years of autopen presidency. Plus, the added benefit of a female POC as president would have allowed the security state to tighten every aspect of society... for "democracy". It would have been absolutely draconian.

The US as we used to know would have been gone for good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2025 03:29 PM (Q4IgG)

190
(jTyFp)

What does it say about sooper geniuses like Frau Gruppencankles and KamelToe that Trump kicked their asses?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2025 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

191 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints
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LMAO - that ain't the quiet part, it's what they've already been doing for 50 years.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (s/6Z3)

192 I used to like Red Lobster but got a terrible meal there the last time I was there and have never been back. I don't trust seafood places anymore and only go to places where I know where the seafood is sourced.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (EYmYM)

193 How key could he have been if he only met with Joetato twice?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (jc0TO)

194 If the WSJ gives me an award, I promise not to be such a (rich) bitch:

https://tinyurl.com/bpa8kzmf

Maybe.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2025 03:22 PM (uHi2H)
_____

She's so stoned she barely knows what planet she's on.

And celebrities giving money to charities -- like she pledged to do -- is the oldest scam in the book. They either (i) never give the money after basking in the fake glory of their generosity or (ii) they give the money to a bullshit charity they control, so the money gets funneled right back to them or their cronies.

You never ever see these crackhead whores showing that they already donated to an established, legit charity.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

195 we have to have some way to index weight to food stamps. if youre fat then you get fewer food stamps. If you gain weight when your getting food stamps then you get fewer food stamps.

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (gaEeF)

196 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints
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IOW they want to bring back Air America except this time you have to listen to 1000 hours of it a year to keep your bank account.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (s/6Z3)

197
TbWk/,

That's how it was for my family. McDonald's was eating out.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:31 PM (3ek7K)

198 with apologies to the morons who live in the Carolinas)
Posted by: one hour sober

Just fucking great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2025 03:31 PM (+tQTn)

199 178 OT: Voted in NoVa today with the spouse. Since it was supposed to rain, it's a great time to go b/c I had almost no line (which is also probably great, seeing where I live, but I talked to the volunteer and he did say last week was much busier)...

So, if you're in VA, go in and vote the straight R line today. Open til 7pm in NoVa...

I wish I could but, since I'm a Republican, I can't vote in Virginia since I'm not a resident. I used to be, though, and I love the state, so good luck to you all.

Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2025 03:31 PM (mADJX)

200 Yea right........ Up until 2400 hours Trump was up big time and then the numbers froze...

Then at 0200 the numbers showed Biden won when by a razor's edge in the key swing states..

You tell me he got 81 million legit votes ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (J9q9v)

201 Did MT-G, Candace Owen's and Tucker have a bet on who could lose their minds first? They all seemed to break at the same time.
Posted by: Megthered at October 30, 2025 03:19 PM

They read the Glen Beck book on how to completely lose as many followers as quick as possible.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (ewjUl)

202 If Yule Brenner and Jeff Bezos had a baby.

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Bezos, yes. Brenner...this dork, in his wildest dreams, couldn't possess even 1/1 millionth of Brenner's machismo and sex appeal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (qBdHI)

203 180 Wonder if food rioting in NYC will cause people to not show up and vote. Mamdani's free shit army might be distracted

wonder bread rioting > wonder if food rioting

Posted by: gavin newsom at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (v3pYe)

204
Growing up in my lower middle class family, Red Lobster was quite fancy.

My father would have died at a Ruth's Chris steak house once he looked at the menu prices right before saying "My first car didn't cost that much!!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (IifOV)

205 we have to have some way to index weight to food stamps. if youre fat then you get fewer food stamps. If you gain weight when your getting food stamps then you get fewer food stamps.
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (gaEeF)

I thought cigarettes help you lose weight.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (s/6Z3)

206 Barack Obama says the quiet part out loud — it’s time to “experiment” with “new forms of journalism” with “government regulatory constraints
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IOW they want to bring back Air America except this time you have to listen to 1000 hours of it a year to keep your bank account.
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They don't give a damn about Air America. They want to control YOUR speech and YOUR media.

Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (TN0g+)

207 I thought of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant. I know many people regard them as really bad food, but growing up, Red Lobster was fancy.
Posted by: bonhomme

I still think of Red Lobster as a luxury restaurant.

Of course the only seafood restaurant we had in town, growing up, was... Skipper's? Skipper's.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (a+4eV)

208 Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

If the President wasn't aware of who was pardoned in combination with not signing the pardon I think it speaks for itself .

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (EYmYM)

209 Did MT-G, Candace Owen's and Tucker have a bet on who could lose their minds first? They all seemed to break at the same time.
Posted by: Megth

yeah, its the secret antisemites that have gone round the bend not the Israelis calling Jews antisemites.

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (gaEeF)

210 193 How key could he have been if he only met with Joetato twice? - toby928(c)

I'm beginning to wonder how often he met with anybody in his administration.

Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (mADJX)

211 Speaking of restaurants, when Casa Bonita went bankrupt, it was purchased by the South Park guys, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Now they're being sued by the entertainers claiming the stunts are too dangerous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

212 It is well worth reading the House Committee report on the Biden Autopen Presidency. It's 100 pages, and so far there are some gems in there.

I just read, for instance, that Mike Donilon received $4 million just to agree to be Biden's chief strategist. He would have received an additional $4 million if Biden won. My buddy tells me that FOX already reported on that - but still.

How much are all these other people making - not just within the Biden administration, but in all these other campaigns as well?
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (0CU3H)
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He's just the tip of the penis. But I think this is all more like mob-style money-laundering and corruption than anything else. Donilon is a dipshit hack who isn't worth $4, let alone $4M. What I am almost certain really happened was that he was "paid" $4M from Biden's campaign funds, and then that money was spread around and funneled back to Biden and his family. Just like the mob did with all those no-show jobs back in the day (and still today).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

213
Until yesterday I have NEVER seen John Thune emote.

John Thune has always been a quite, expressionless robot. Right?

Well, here's Senate Majority Leader showing us he has another side:

https://is.gd/1stw7s

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (SdNqH)

214 Did MT-G, Candace Owen's and Tucker have a bet on who could lose their minds first? They all seemed to break at the same time.
Posted by: Megth

I think it's a photo-finish.

Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (mADJX)

215
She's so stoned she barely knows what planet she's on.

And celebrities giving money to charities -- like she pledged to do -- is the oldest scam in the book. They either (i) never give the money after basking in the fake glory of their generosity or (ii) they give the money to a bullshit charity they control, so the money gets funneled right back to them or their cronies.

You never ever see these crackhead whores showing that they already donated to an established, legit charity.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

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Exactly. That dumb bitch is giving away 11 million (haha) but she fails to mention she made 125 million on that tour. Why doesn't she give it all away?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (PMtkd)

216 183 >@GOPoversight
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1h
Our investigation found NO record that Joe Biden played any role in authorizing these autopen pardons.

Dr. Fauci, the Biden family, Adam Schiff, and the J6 committee—all should be declared NULL and VOID by the DOJ.

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I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.

Line forms to the right to tell me the many ways I'm wrong.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)
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I think the question will be whether the pardons actually happened. If it's shown someone else did them (or some), then they're not by Biden. The principle is simple; proving it would be a bitch.
Again, this is why they invented bills of attainder. Not because they were evil, but because some couldn't be touched.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (s0JqF)

217 Wonder if food rioting in NYC will cause people to not show up and vote. Mamdani's free shit army might be distracted

wonder bread rioting > wonder if food rioting
Posted by: gavin newsom at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM

We know how they would have voted.

Posted by: Democrat Precinct Captains at October 30, 2025 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

218

I'm happy we live in a very small rural town. We shouldn't have to deal with the EBT people at the store.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (3ek7K)

219 My and my siblings' big treat was going to Howard Johnson's after church once every three months or so.

Fried clams.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (Y1sOo)

220 LOL. The Bulwark hired Lt General Mark SuperPussy Hertling. Remember when he went on CNN and demonstrated "fully semi-automatic" AR-15 fire? Here's the video. The recoil is beating the hell out of him.

http://tiny.cc/u3fu001

Nice hire, losers.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (Yp6az)

221 128 > Gavin Newsom Reflects On The Time His Family Was So Poor They Ate At Red Lobster

So sad!

Mom & dad both worked fulltime and were astounded something called "Chicken in a Basket" - across the highway from White Tower Hamburgers - opened up in a bar/poolhall 2 miles away from our home and it would deliver. (I was the oldest of four, probably near 17 yrs. old at the time.)

They'd call on a payday, about once a month. (See the show Task? That's still my area, towns.)

We did, however, have the most wonderful homemade meals on Sunday, a well kept rowhouse, and a very old Chrysler with running boards that our father hand painted bottle green. It was known as Noah's ark.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (NFX2v)

222 208 Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

If the President wasn't aware of who was pardoned in combination with not signing the pardon I think it speaks for itself .

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (EYmYM)

Best case - a test case to the Supreme Court to get the auto-pen declared unconstitutional...but it still wouldn't have "backdated" effect...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (tOcjL)

223 I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.

Line forms to the right to tell me the many ways I'm wrong.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM

Dunno, you could be right. I suspect the key is in the word "Presidential".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

224 205 we have to have some way to index weight to food stamps.
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Posted by: ...
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That's a military euphemism for eliminating, right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (yZqjq)

225 "Via Twitchy, he previously swore to the American people that Biden was, as they say, sharp as a tack."
- - - - - - -
"You see, what I really meant, and what you should have understood then, is that Biden was a little prick. See?"

Posted by: Another Anon at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (4h45B)

226 Sizzler for Steak and Languistino. FTW.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (s9EN2)

227 You tell me he got 81 million legit votes ?????
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:32 PM (J9q9v)

No one here will tell you that. At least not since last year's Republican Primary mercifully ended.

Oh yeah and that dude who was always "just asking questions".

Oh, and Masturbating Pete who lectured all the way into November 2016 that Trump was a grifter who would never win and he was fooling the dumb Trump supporters, and then mysteriously disappeared for four years. But he has a funny nickname so no one really noticed.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (s/6Z3)

228 Oooh, Earth Rider. Thanks for the Great Lakes.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 30, 2025 03:36 PM (4qvWZ)

229 So, if you're in VA, go in and vote the straight R line today. Open til 7pm in NoVa...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:27 PM (tOcjL)

--I did yesterday, pretty busy but quick (good because I parked illegally).

A lot of retarded carpetbaggers think experience in the CIA is a plus.

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:36 PM (jo6FO)

230 I think MTG is too loud and stupid for the GOP

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at October 30, 2025 03:36 PM (wr0GF)

231 That's a military euphemism for eliminating, right?

Posted by: Braen

thats is fine too, but I think having weigh ins would help get there, have you ever seen somebody that was not built the same as a fire hydrant bitching about food stamps?

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:36 PM (gaEeF)

232 America is developing a ‘dependency’ on the top 1% of workers, while the bottom 60% are struggling and unproductive

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

233 The Bulwark hired Lt General Mark SuperPussy Hertling. Remember when he went on CNN and demonstrated "fully semi-automatic" AR-15 fire? Here's the video. The recoil is beating the hell out of him.

http://tiny.cc/u3fu001

Nice hire, losers.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM

If they'd really wanted to make this an anti-gun screed, the AR would have had a chainsaw bayonet and the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (0sNs1)

234 "I think MTG is too loud and stupid for the GOP"

Too loud maybe. She has the stupid about right.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (s9EN2)

235 I think MTG is too loud and stupid for the GOP
Posted by: melodicmetal1

She may still be representing her constituents.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (a+4eV)

236 One Sunday, after Mass, we went to Big Boy. First experience with a breakfast buffet.

"Nobody cares how much bacon I eat????"

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (5rLh4)

237 Red Lobster was good food back in the '80s.

Somewhere around 2014 I went there for the last time. I spent almost $100 for a meal for 2 and felt completely ripped off. I realize I could have spent $50 and had "fried everything", but that's not really what I'm looking for when it comes to seafood.

Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (TN0g+)

238 220 LOL. The Bulwark hired Lt General Mark SuperPussy Hertling. Remember when he went on CNN and demonstrated "fully semi-automatic" AR-15 fire? Here's the video. The recoil is beating the hell out of him.

http://tiny.cc/u3fu001

Nice hire, losers.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (Yp6az)

That is one sad pathetic faggot - though what does one expect from a Bulwark hire. Ten-year-old girls handle AR15s better than that limp wristed pansy.

Posted by: He and Obama can go sling 2.5lb dumbbells after at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (TbWk/)

239 yeah, its the secret antisemites that have gone round the bend not the Israelis calling Jews antisemites.
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:33 PM (gaEeF)

Well Candy hasn't lost it. She's always been a few stripes short of a Cane.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:38 PM (s/6Z3)

240 Red Lobster was quite good and a bit luxury for its time. But like a lot of similar chain restaurants, it's been corrupted and infected with terrible management and penny-pinching mentality that noticeably worsened the quality of the food and experience.

I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

241 Grandma would take us to King’s Buffet after church.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (ExORx)

242 After admitting that I could not remember why I had left the dining room for the kitchen, my son suggested I had intended to call about long term care insurance.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (GPa4z)

243 Growing up in my lower middle class family, Red Lobster was quite fancy.

My father would have died at a Ruth's Chris steak house once he looked at the menu prices right before saying "My first car didn't cost that much!!"

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For us, it was the very rare trip to Frisch's.

Once, on a vacation out west, we walked into a diner type restaurant, sat down, ordered pops, and Dad looked at the menu. Next thing I knew, we were getting up and walking out. As a kid, I was mortified.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (qBdHI)

244 I seem to recall that back when the Autopen first became a thing (which would have been just a few days after the inauguration of Trump) there were rumblings about various Clemency Pardons being provided in return for payments. The story was around for about 24 hours and then disappeared without any retraction. It just went *poof*.

So, when I see people like Ian Sams come "clean" by making the statement above, it may be that he (and the rest of them) consider that the lesser of the evils they performed... I'd like to know where the original "auctioning off Pardons" story initiated. And why it disappeared so abruptly.

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (dIske)

245 > I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.
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Unauthorized use of the autopen might negate any of the documents/legislation/pardons signed with it.

It's not that the autopen was used. It's that it was never authorized to be used in the first place. How, then, is anything signed with it legit?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

246 I was raised in a lower middle class home but I was an only child. I thought I was well off until I went to my wealthy friend's houses.

Both my parents worked and they moved up to upper middle class by hard work and living within their means.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (EYmYM)

247 The best thing Red Lobster ever produced were Lobster Nachos which they promptly got rid of for some unfathomable reason.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (XV/Pl)

248 Growing up in my lower middle class family, Red Lobster was quite fancy.

there was a time , before seafood was easily transported, that that was so, now it is nothing but a hood bodega with seats

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (gaEeF)

249 According to the National Literacy Institute, 54% of U.S. adults read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level, and 64% of our country’s fourth-graders do not read proficiently.

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

250 Prince Andrew is going to be the Royal Formerly Known as Prince.
He's being stripped of his princess. There is a great idea for a sitcom in this somewhere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (8vl0d)

251 The left are hilariously fixated on Trump's health and mental abilities. Every single little thing is PROOF that he's a mess and needs to be 25th amendmented out of office... for President Vance LOL

These are literally the same people who insist that Biden is super smart and in perfect health and his mind is sharp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (dfIr7)

252 Billie Eilish is the beneficiary (or so she thinks) of a Faustian pact.

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (jo6FO)

253 193 How key could he have been if he only met with Joetato twice?

twice as key as the ones that only met with him once.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (v3pYe)

254 245 > I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.
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Unauthorized use of the autopen might negate any of the documents/legislation/pardons signed with it.

It's not that the autopen was used. It's that it was never authorized to be used in the first place. How, then, is anything signed with it legit?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

You get immediate reasonable doubt with a now known dementia patient who everyone swears didn't have dementia til Jan 21 2025. He doesn't remember anything, and everyone swears he did know...and you can't prove otherwise.

It's unwinnable. That's why best case is to outlaw autopen for all future acts.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (tOcjL)

255 so is ellish doing an amber heard donation, big speech, no $ ?

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:42 PM (gaEeF)

256 I don't think DOJ can do that. I'm not aware of any Constitutional mechanism to nullify a Presidential pardon, real or not.

Line forms to the right to tell me the many ways I'm wrong.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

Counterpoint: The President didn't actually pardon anyone but Hunter. His staff issued and signed those pardons.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 30, 2025 03:42 PM (oSeBJ)

257 She did show concern for j6ers ad with matt gaetz

But she seems to have lost the plot

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 30, 2025 03:42 PM (bXbFr)

258 Prince Andrew is going to be the Royal Formerly Known as Prince.
He's being stripped of his princess. There is a great idea for a sitcom in this somewhere

Two and a Half Ponces.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2025 03:42 PM (WPL6O)

259 The best thing Red Lobster ever produced were Lobster Nachos which they promptly got rid of for some unfathomable reason.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (XV/Pl)

Like McDonalds Third Pound Burgers and Mello Yello Zero.

Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2025 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

260 247 The best thing Red Lobster ever produced were Lobster Nachos which they promptly got rid of for some unfathomable reason.

dozens of people spontaneously combust every year.

*shifty eyes*

or so they tell me.

Posted by: red lobster at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (v3pYe)

261
LOL. The Bulwark hired Lt General Mark SuperPussy Hertling. Remember when he went on CNN and demonstrated "fully semi-automatic" AR-15 fire? Here's the video. The recoil is beating the hell out of him.

http://tiny.cc/u3fu001

Nice hire, losers.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (Yp6az)

Fobbit holding the buttstock an inch off his shoulder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (y9nCu)

262 Prince Andrew is going to be the Royal Formerly Known as Prince.
He's being stripped of his princess. There is a great idea for a sitcom in this somewhere
Posted by: S

fergie has gotten ass ugly

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (gaEeF)

263 How key could he have been if he only met with Joetato twice?
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Very if he was meeting more often with the people that actually knew what the fuck was going on.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (s/6Z3)

264 249 According to the National Literacy Institute, 54% of U.S. adults read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level, and 64% of our country’s fourth-graders do not read proficiently.
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

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Watch some of the fat, welfare dumbasses bitching about EBT and you'll see that not only is reading a challenge, speaking is too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (PMtkd)

265
I read yesterday that Randy Andy and his wife might end up in prison.

Apparently, and I don't know if it is true, the wife was party to some creepy shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (3ek7K)

266 250 Prince Andrew is going to be the Royal Formerly Known as Prince.
He's being stripped of his princess. There is a great idea for a sitcom in this somewhere
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM (8vl0d)

And the Book he will write about the Royals, and especially King Charley? will be fuckin epic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (mP0Kj)

267 I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

--Plenty of YouTube videos about how private equity has wrecked a lot of restaurant brands.

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (jo6FO)

268 Now, that's class!

Groom Sells Ads On Suit To Pay For Wedding

https://is.gd/uEcxQL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (L/fGl)

269 > I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.

A significant number of chain restaurants are just fronts for Sysco Foods. Maybe not 100% of their menu is straight off the trucks, but a lot is.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (Yp6az)

270 Red Lobster has meh seafood for superfine prices. In their defense, they are not as awful at their marquee food than the overpriced microwaved Italian food at Olive Garden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (dfIr7)

271 Watch some of the fat, welfare dumbasses bitching about EBT and you'll see that not only is reading a challenge, speaking is too.
Posted by: S

who was the guy that wore the hood over hi head in fat albert cartoons? he's working as a speech coach now

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (gaEeF)

272 I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

--Plenty of YouTube videos about how private equity has wrecked a lot of restaurant brands.
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (jo6FO)
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Yes. That contributes greatly to the penny-pinching mentality.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

273 Andrew and Charles are garbage people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2025 03:45 PM (PMtkd)

274 Bills of attainder and ex post facto laws are unconstitutional.

Also, SCOTUS has a fetish about only giving standing to plaintiffs who can show harm. Who was harmed by the autopen pardons?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get down with your bad self at October 30, 2025 03:45 PM (AOsQT)

275 Prince Andrew is going to be the Royal Formerly Known as Prince.
He's being stripped of his princess. There is a great idea for a sitcom in this somewhere
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:41 PM

So just a symbol then. Already been tried RIP.

Or the Stale Prince of Glastonbury.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:45 PM (ewjUl)

276 I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.

A significant number of chain restaurants are just fronts for Sysco Foods. Maybe not 100% of their menu is straight off the trucks, but a lot is.
Posted by: bonhom

The word is fast casual, you get food in bags and microwave for the customer

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (gaEeF)

277 Best case - a test case to the Supreme Court to get the auto-pen declared unconstitutional...but it still wouldn't have "backdated" effect...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2025 03:35 PM (tOcjL

You left out the second test. Was the President aware of who was pardoned? I think that's the more crucial test. If he was aware and gave authorization then I have no problem using the auto pen.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (EYmYM)

278 Why does the cliche sharp as a tack always come up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (kTd/k)

279 A significant number of chain restaurants are just fronts for Sysco Foods. Maybe not 100% of their menu is straight off the trucks, but a lot is.

Almost all the big chains order stuff from Sysco or related services. Some of Sysco's stuff is quite good but its not market fresh. And most of the big chains prepare portions and freeze them to microwave or boil in the bag to serve you. Its very hard to get good quality food from any major restaurant any more.

Even most chinese places use frozen premade stuff for won tons, egg/spring rolls, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (dfIr7)

280 I was disappointed to learn that Sarah Ferguson apparently blew through the money she made on her own and was (reluctantly?) back to living with the disgraced ex Andrew.

Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (TN0g+)

281 @250 Charles buggered me when I was small. Then I got bigger and buggered him. Then we both buggered Edward.
Because we are The Aristocrats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM (8vl0d)

282

Should be sharp as a spike up the ass. Tho most of them would like that.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM (3ek7K)

283 If Biden thought he was signing an autograph instead of a pardon I don't believe that could be overturned as he actually signed it.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM (EYmYM)

284 Did you know that Biden, Xi, and the Dali Lama hiked along the Silk Road to Hoboken, NJ when he was a young stud ??

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM (J9q9v)

285 268 Now, that's class!

Groom Sells Ads On Suit To Pay For Wedding

https://is.gd/uEcxQL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (L/fGl)

Well I've got three daughters. Let's not dismiss this idea out of hand.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM (LxER7)

286 According to the National Literacy Institute, 54% of U.S. adults read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level, and 64% of our country’s fourth-graders do not read proficiently.
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM

(cf. Book Thread readers and commentators who don't wear pants.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (0sNs1)

287 ex post facto means you cannot be punished for something that wasn't illegal when you did it, but the Supreme Court could (but will not) rule that no pardons may be signed by the autopen, negating them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (dfIr7)

288 the brit royals are the poors of the global royal scene

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (gaEeF)

289 I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.

I do my grocery shopping at Wal Mart, and you frequently see Hispanic guys pushing a cart filled with WalMart tortillas and salsa. I mean, lots more than a typical family could eat in a month. I'm pretty sure it's all going to the local Mexican place.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (WPL6O)

290 The word is fast casual, you get food in bags and microwave for the customer
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM

Yep. My BIL was in the resturant biz for a while. If there's a Sysco truck out back, the food is basically McApplebees.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (ewjUl)

291
A lot of what is wrong with royals is inbreeding.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (3ek7K)

292 fergie has gotten ass ugly
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:43 PM (gaEeF)

--Hard to tell her from the Corgis, eh?

Epstein paid her a shit long ton in hush money as well.

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (jo6FO)

293
Did you all read Ace's newest fancy: football history?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (SdNqH)

294 Punish these jackasses:

Lisa Murkowski (AK), Mitch McConnell (KY), Susan Collins (ME), and Rand Paul (KY).

GOP Senators Eric Schmitt (MO) and Roger Wicker (MS)

Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

295 Yep. My BIL was in the resturant biz for a while. If there's a Sysco truck out back, the food is basically McApplebees.
Posted by: Minn

You in mpls now?

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (gaEeF)

296 Growing up, teachers never seemed to appreciate something 'sharp as a tack' being placed on their chair when they were absent from it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

297 Judge Pirro is on Fox in a press conference laying down the law about young people involved in homicides in D.C.

No kiddie sentences anymore.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (NFX2v)

298
Ace is our Ken Burns.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (SdNqH)

299 Even most chinese places use frozen premade stuff for won tons, egg/spring rolls, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:46 PM (dfIr7)

The place I used to go to you could occasionally see the family/workers sitting at a table in the corner folding up dumplings.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (EYmYM)

300 It would not be hard to conclusively prove that Biden's mental faculties were completely ruined early on in his administration, but the time to have that matter is long passed. They got away with it. Again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

301 Did you all read Ace's newest fancy: football history?
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM

Those shelves weren't erected to stand empty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

302
"I meant 'tack' as in sailing."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (tgvbd)

303 Epstein paid her a shit long ton in hush money as well.
Posted by: logprof

it was a trade for getting to bang her daughters, allegedly,

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (gaEeF)

304 Des King Chuck get to break ,Andrew's sword over his knee?

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (+qU29)

305 Well I've got three daughters. Let's not dismiss this idea out of hand.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2025 03:47 PM

Same here. (well only two, but still) Have the groom's suit look like a NASCAR racer. Give shout outs to Sunoco etc. during the thank you speech.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (ewjUl)

306 285 268 Now, that's class!

Groom Sells Ads On Suit To Pay For Wedding

https://is.gd/uEcxQL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (L/fGl)
_____________________________

Pikers. We sell our daughters outright.
Sincerely,
India and the Entire Middle East

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM (dIske)

307 It's not that the autopen was used. It's that it was never authorized to be used in the first place. How, then, is anything signed with it legit?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2025 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)
=================
As you probably recall, Biden was recently interviewed on this exact question and answered unequivocally that he approved every single instance of use.

Unless someone can produce actual hard evidence he lied, the issue is closed; no matter that every single person alive thinks he just lied through his fake teeth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (wFqrs)

308 Judge Pirro is on Fox in a press conference laying down the law about young people involved in homicides in D.C.

No kiddie sentences anymore.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM (NFX2v)
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They key is to try these little shitfucks as adults. Juvie court and sentencing is a joke. It was designed to deal with kid-level crimes. It was never designed to deal with teenage murderers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

309 I love Popeyes Chicken so that makes me a racist pig because that is insulting to persons of color referring to the Confederacy.

So, I ask the honorable Sir Albert of Sharpton for eternal forgiveness for my earthly carnivorous sins...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (J9q9v)

310 "I meant 'tack' as in sailing."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2025 03:50 PM

It takes sharp tacking to win The Cup.

Posted by: America's Cup at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (0sNs1)

311 Wow this congresswoman Claudia Tenney IS BREAKING IT DOWN on the weakness of Temu Obama and Shuckin' Schumer.

Make her stop!!! They're already dead

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (wBaIH)

312 A convicted criminal whose prison sentence was commuted by former President Joe Biden is back behind bars.

Willie Frank Peterson, 52, was convicted of conspiracy to distribute cocaine in 2023, and was sentenced to six years and three months in jail. His sentence began on Sept. 13, 2023, according to court records obtained by Fox News Digital.

Per a Jan. 17 executive grant of clemency, Biden commuted Peterson's sentence to 20 months, allowing him to leave custody shortly after.

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

313 Nood Schmolls

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (a+4eV)

314 The place I used to go to you could occasionally see the family/workers sitting at a table in the corner folding up dumplings.

Yeah and there are still some of those out there, they tend to be a bit more spendy but the food is so much better. There was a Vietnamese guy who made spring rolls and sold them from a little pushcart in town, those were amazing. They set the bar for me what the things are supposed to taste like.

The city got upset at the food carts because they took business away from downtown restaurants, so they passed a rule that shut all of them down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (dfIr7)

315 Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2025 03:51 PM (wFqrs)

Unfortunately I agree with that.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (EYmYM)

316 You in mpls now?
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:49 PM

Good Lord. No. Haven't been there in over a year and that was only because I had to. I will not ever step foot in the Twin Shiddies unless I have to.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (ewjUl)

317 The staffers that did this should be imprisoned. This is no different than caregivers who take advantage of the dementia patients in their care. The pardons and XO's should be immediately vacated.

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (v/R7u)

318 Nood, you good for nothing sonsabitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

319 I do my grocery shopping at Wal Mart, and you frequently see Hispanic guys pushing a cart filled with WalMart tortillas and salsa. I mean, lots more than a typical family could eat in a month. I'm pretty sure it's all going to the local Mexican place.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2025 03:48 PM (WPL6O)
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I was going to suggest it would be cheaper to get that stuff wholesale, but if EBT is paying for it, then that's different...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2025 03:53 PM (IBQGV)

320 Good Lord. No. Haven't been there in over a year and that was only because I had to. I will not ever step foot in the Twin Shiddies unless I have to.
Posted by: Minn

Where are you now?

Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:53 PM (gaEeF)

321 Nood, you good for nothing sonsabitches.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2025 03:52 PM

You, for one, have avoided being labeled a non-nooder of questionable parentage. Well done!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2025 03:54 PM (0sNs1)

322 Late to the party. I know that Barky had like over 1K 'assistants' and Biden probably had at least that many as well, but still. You are one of the spokespersons for the POTUS, but you only met with him twice in two years ? wtaf? WHO was giving you the presidential message to relay to the public if you never met with him?

Posted by: PaleRider at October 30, 2025 03:54 PM (k3QzM)

323 Next time the IRS wants to audit my tax return I will say that it was signed by auto-pen and I did not give permission as the accepted Biden Law.

So, I owe you nothing.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:55 PM (J9q9v)

324 240. I'm 100% convinced that at least half these restaurants aren't even preparing your food to order. They are just reheating pre-made or even frozen food, like a glorified TV dinner. This is surely much cheaper. But it tastes like asshole and customers are noticing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Cracker Barrel, Applebee's, many more.

In Pennsylvania, all hot prepared food is subject to sales tax. The specific tax rate depends on the location where the food is purchased.

Do you have Wonder yet?

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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 30, 2025 03:56 PM (NFX2v)

325
The spare (of the "heir and a spare") often doesn't turn out so well. Princess Margaret was a lush. Andrew is not only a dim bulb but can't keep it in his pants. Harry got married to Sparkles, catastrophically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2025 03:56 PM (tgvbd)

326 Where are you now?
Posted by: n at October 30, 2025 03:53 PM

Brainerd Lakes area. No desire to go back.

Posted by: The Vermacht at October 30, 2025 03:56 PM (ewjUl)

327 Forgive me Father Gavin for I have sinned and confess to shopping at COSTCO....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 30, 2025 03:57 PM (J9q9v)

328 A significant number of chain restaurants are just fronts for Sysco Foods. Maybe not 100% of their menu is straight off the trucks, but a lot is.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2025 03:44 PM (Yp6az)

A travel writer who went to Cuba during one of the recent abortive attempts at a sort of free market would eat at private restaurants (family cooks and serves in their front room)
His complaint was that the food was OK but it all started to taste the same, and he figured it was because everyone bought from the state markets which only had one type of ham, one type of cheese one type of bread . . . and so on. Technique can only go so far in that situation.

A lot of the restaurants taste alike here, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2025 03:59 PM (rbvCR)

329
Ian Sams is a lying sacks o' shit - and I never met the guy even once.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 30, 2025 04:17 PM (1OcYA)

330 If you look at how stupid the prominent democrats are, Biden in comparison is "sharp as a tack".

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2025 04:20 PM (vYgDJ)

331 39 Newsom just declared that Biden was one of the most successful presidents in the last century,

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Newsom wants to destroy America, so of course he thinks Biden was successful.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2025 04:32 PM (vYgDJ)

332 Biden as Bright as a 10 Watt Bulb and as Sharp as a Butter Knife

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 30, 2025 05:47 PM (wGqjj)

333 He's lying some more.

Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2025 08:26 PM (t+Tj1)

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Key Biden Advisor Ian Sams Previously Claimed that Biden Was Sharp as a Tack.
Only Now Does He Admit: I Only Met With Biden Twice In the Two Years I Worked For Him.