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The Man Arrested for Offering $45,000 to Anyone Who Could Kill AG Pam Bondi Turns Out To Be, Get This, a "Trans Nonbinary"

I'm not going to rush into the details because I'm aware that most of you are in a state of absolute shock. A left-wing trans nonbinary extremist? Implicated in political violence?

Make it make sense! The world's gone mad!

Are you all comfortable? Are you sitting down? I wouldn't want you to collapse from shock when you hear the news.

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo

1h

A Minnesota radical leftist who identifies as trans nonbinary was federally charged for allegedly posting a death threat to U.S. @AGPamBondi. The death threat came with a cash reward for anyone able to assassinate her.

Tyler Maxon Avalos was charged with interstate transmission of a threat to injure a person. He was released from custody. His social media has radical anarchist posts and a reference to John Brown. In Texas, members of the John Brown Gun Club and a local North Texas Antifa network were indicted on terrorism and organized crime charges related to an ambush shooting on an ICE facility. https://ngocomment.com/p/the-first-federal-terror-case-against


Avalos' social media avatar is of a character from the "Inglourious Basterds" film, which Antifa like for their fantasy of killing Nazis. http://ngocomment.com

I'm very surprised this mixed-up miscreant hails from Tim Walz's transgender state.

Also surprising: A leftwing judge immediately set him free on no bail.

@amuse
@amuse
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Oct 27
ANTIFA: Democrat judges simply refuse to take criminals off of the street. Tyler Maxon Avalos was arrested in Minnesota after putting out a $45K hit on General Pam Bondi. Judge Douglas Micko released Avalos without bail despite a lengthy violent criminal record. The judge has been critical of the Trump administration and ordered ICE to explain why it is detaining illegals.

It's almost as if the establishment left is deliberately enabling its Trantifa assassins to kill conservatives and normies.


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Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:11 PM (g47mK)

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Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:11 PM (g47mK)

3 Ok, I beat everybody from 1 to 21!

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Twice, even!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

5 How surprising.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 01:11 PM (W3AhE)

6 Twice, even!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

Hello!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:12 PM (g47mK)

7 Ace, make sure we are sitting first. Please.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 01:12 PM (sVOFR)

8 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 01:12 PM (W3AhE)

9 Weren't Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan closet homosexuals?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2025 01:12 PM (XV/Pl)

10 Minnesota is ground zero for all kinds of bad.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:13 PM (g47mK)

11 Hello!
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:12 PM (g47mK)

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Hiya!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

12
Trans non-binary is hexadecimal adjacent, in case you did not grasp the subtlety of that classification.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (xG4kz)

13 >>>Yet Minnesota let him out on personal recognizance

That's false. He was facing federal charges, so it was a federal court and federal judge.

Minnesota is the sewer in which all this took place, but they were not the ones who released him.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (8mulE)

14

Seriously, though, trans- what? Trans-neanderthal?

Posted by: imp at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (g6TN6)

15 >> Tyler Maxon Avalos was arrested in Minnesota after putting out a $45K hit on General Pam Bondi. Judge Douglas Micko released Avalos without bail despite a lengthy violent criminal record. The judge has been critical of the Trump administration and ordered ICE to explain why it is detaining illegals.

Judges and the judiciary in general are a corrupt Fifth Column. They’ve become unelected subversives unanswerable to the people or our constitution. It’s past the time we started impeaching them.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (GkcUq)

16 Out: Common Sense Gun Control

In: Common Sense Tranny Control

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

17 Trade MN for Alberta?

No bail my fat arse.

I am unsure, but think the "non-binary" means they swing both ways willy nilly. Willy Nelly?

Or they are hemaphrodites with choices. Like wearing a jacket that reverses. Today I shall seek lesbians! Tomorrow I shall seek gheys in sequins!

Then my mind shuts completely down and thinks of babies and puppies.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (j5WMt)

18 Tyler Maxon Avalos

You mean, Tyler MAXONPAD Avalos.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

19 Second look at Trans Bans?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (TezPK)

20 Dumb question: when it is said a MN judge let the tranny go with no bail, he appeared in state, not fed, court, right?

Meaning the Feds should get him if so.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (sVOFR)

21 Tranny=crazy=not eligible to own a gun

Posted by: Vaal at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

22 Also surprising: A leftwing judge immediately set him free on no bail

See this is the problem, Bondi and co are arresting the line level thugs but not the people controlling and funding them

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

23 People are dumb.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

24 The judge is willing to prosecute him for NOT killing a conservative.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (Gv/+5)

25 It's almost as if they are all mental patients. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (3J7e7)

26 Weren't Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan closet homosexuals?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Don't think Oswald was, but I've heard Jack Rudy was. Don't know about Sirhan.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

27 I'm more familiar with this stupidity than I want to be, but I don't get how this guy is either trans or non-binary. I think he's just trying to claim the left's version of stolen valor.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (aUxYo)

28 Judge Douglas Micko released Avalos without bail despite a lengthy violent criminal record.
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Arrest the judge. No, seriously--arrest the judge.

THEN charge the judge, not the other way around. There has to be consequences for this kind of insurrection.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (TN0g+)

29 Even his twink is ghey

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (sm51j)

30 how is he trans?!?! was he born female?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 01:18 PM (emBoF)

31 8 That's a man, baby.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

But still probably a Minnesota 6.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 29, 2025 01:18 PM (CV1nu)

32 Remember you can be a tranny and still have a beard and...if you see this people in woman-face it is horrible...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

33 I'm more familiar with this stupidity than I want to be, but I don't get how this guy is either trans or non-binary. I think he's just trying to claim the left's version of stolen valor.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2025 01:17 PM (aUxYo)
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Anybody can be "non-binary". It just means that your biological sexual identity is not a big concern to you.

Just what pronoun somebody uses behind your back.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (Q4cxx)

34 "Trans Nonbinary" ?!

Give this guy the lotto!

- Fag District Judge

Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (GdzM3)

35 If I ever get jammed up for a violent felony I'm pleading non-binary genderqueer so I can get ROR and a 6 months suspended sentence.

Posted by: A real life get out of jail free card! at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

36 Judge: Explain why you are detaining illegals?

ICE: Umm... they're illegal. Duh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (n5tGW)

37 > “trans nonbinary”
> Norwood and full beard

Many such cases!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (l3YAf)

38 Non binary trans? So not just forward and reverse gears?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (zrR3T)

39 "Maxon"? Dafuq?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (y9ksN)

40 Increase Bondi's security detail and send the judge the bill. After 60 days of non-payment, start garnishing his full paychecks.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 29, 2025 01:20 PM (h37py)

41 22 Also surprising: A leftwing judge immediately set him free on no bail

See this is the problem, Bondi and co are arresting the line level thugs but not the people controlling and funding them
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

It’s ALL Bondi’s fault and SHE MUST RESIGN OR TRUMO MUST FIRE HER OR GO DOWN AS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER.

Posted by: AoS Leaders of the Two Minutes Hate at October 29, 2025 01:20 PM (sVOFR)

42 Willowed...and yet relevant-

They know they're screwed, but they also don't know how their base will react to capitulating. They know they're screwed there, too.
___________________

They brought the crazies into the tent and now they're trapped.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 29, 2025 12:16 PM (YrYZr)


How could this happen?

When I brought this rabid wolf home, I never expected to eat my children and chew my legs off!

How could I possibly have known?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (iJfKG)

43 Judge: Explain why you are detaining illegals?

ICE: Umm... they're illegal. Duh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM (n5tGW)
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That's literally what ICE does....

Judge: Why are you performing your designated function? Why aren't you offering flower arrangement services to undocumented residents?

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (Q4cxx)

44 I am sure that many people- as with me -are praying daily for the entire Trump cabinet as well as he and J.D. Vance and their families. So many malign people out there wish them harm. I hope the cabinet has good secret service protection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (Nx5jP)

45 Troll is weak, like Bondi.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (jc0TO)

46 40 Increase Bondi's security detail and send the judge the bill. After 60 days of non-payment, start garnishing his full paychecks.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 29, 2025 01:20 PM (h37py)

If tranny best so much as arrested for jaywalking, the judge gets thrown in the slam.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (sVOFR)

47 Troll is weak, like Bondi.

Yep.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

48 Is dat a prison tat on his ugly face?

I hope Bondi has him followed to his little den of vipers that swing both ways. There's probably a trapeze type swing.

I need to shower and get on with my day.

A gorgeous day, by the way. I need an assistant to get stuff done because I can only handle one thing at a time vs my life of multi-tasking past.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (j5WMt)

49 So is he a Nonbinary Girl in and Binary World? Imma confused.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (jFCkp)

50 44 I am sure that many people- as with me -are praying daily for the entire Trump cabinet as well as he and J.D. Vance and their families. So many malign people out there wish them harm. I hope the cabinet has good secret service protection.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (Nx5jP)

Yes... Everyday... And for my grey box friends here on AOS....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (VE6XX)

51 Did the perp at least get a tracking collar?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (jc0TO)

52 Once Bill Clinton got away with a hummer in the offal office, the lie has been the point to strive for.
Stan wants everyone to be eternally angry and distorted as he will be.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (sm51j)

53
This is nice. A Chicom drug kingpin, one who coordinated between Chicom chemical suppliers and the Mexican cartels has been nabbed in Cuba:

https://is.gd/veTlVW

He was arrested in Mexico awhile back, but escaped. Through a tunnel. Sound familiar?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (w6EFb)

54 sitting here knowing I was right about the guy-pretending-to-be-a-girl swimmer who committed suicide. they realllllly tried hard there to make you think that was a girl.

darned Adams apples

meanwhile Midd is going around 'it's not our fault! we didn't make them cut him!" or her, whatever.

which - no it was the NCAA, finally getting around to policing DIII like they do DI and DII. he got to swim against girls for three years and this was too much for him to bear, losing ONE year. so, clearly going to Middlebury wasn't particularly important to him.

the thing that burns me is, the GIRLS who are going to college for sports often do not care a whit about academics, and get a slot for hitting a ball. but this?!?! this is WORSE. he gets in for sports but for THE WRONG GENDER. and still doesn't care about the degree! BIZARRE. Good job there mom and dad! I'll sit here and roll my eyes while you blame everyone else.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (emBoF)

55 So is he a Nonbinary Girl in and Binary World? Imma confused. /i]

He has a girl-beard to go with his ladyballs

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

56 He would make a pretty good bearded lady at the circus.

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

57 44 I am sure that many people- as with me -are praying daily for the entire Trump cabinet as well as he and J.D. Vance and their families. So many malign people out there wish them harm. I hope the cabinet has good secret service protection.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 01:21 PM (Nx5jP)

Every night, without fail. A wall of protection around them all. That any plans against them fail.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (j5WMt)

58 It took each of us a good two to three years to get used to our bodies producing the hormone cocktail that comes with turning into an adult. Tumultuous times, but this thankfully happened when we were young, unsure of ourselves, and not at our full physical strength. Also the process happened relatively gradually, so we had time to get used to the changes as they happened. (That's a good thing.)

Now imagine being fully adult, you've already been through all that, and some { unprintable words about medical "professionals" } convinces you to accept infusion of a completely different hormone cocktail into your body. The amount of chaos that has to do to both body and mind must be staggering. Impaired judgement, impaired motor skills, and impaired emotions. Why that might just predispose someone to having a psychotic break.

Sure would be nice if modern medicine would stop and ask, "Sure, we could do this, but should we?"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (O7YUW)

59 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (p/Ri7)

60 Judge Douglas Micko....
----

Is this the result of one of those "blue slip" thingies?

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (TN0g+)

61 OT: Can anyone explain the AI cats killing AI weasels phenomenon on YouTube?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

62 The John Brown Gun Club?. Is there a John Browning Gun Club?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (vFG9F)

63 I was reading this while on a ladder and am now reaching for my phone to call 911 after falling off.

I shant believe ANY of this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (p/Ri7)

64 "Maxon"? Dafuq?
Posted by: Josephistan at October 29, 2025 01:19 PM


Was he also frontin'?

Posted by: Will Smith at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (ySpAZ)

65 That dude doesn't look like he has $45k for the payoff.

Posted by: Cosda at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (AaMmO)

66
"Issuing a bounty is JUST an IDEA!" -- Minnesota Judge

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (Q4cxx)

67
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2025 01:22 PM (VE6XX)

Thanks for your prayers for us too, Donna.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 01:25 PM (Nx5jP)

68 The Man Arrested for Offering $45,000 to Anyone Who Could Kill AG Pam Bondi Turns Out To Be, Get This, a "Trans Nonbinary"

The deuce you say, sir. The. Deuce. You. Say!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2025 01:25 PM (/HDaX)

69 See this is the problem, Bondi and co are arresting the line level thugs but not the people controlling and funding them
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, but if the tranny gets turned loose by the judge despite the AG’s best efforts, what will become of the financial backers? Think THEY are going to jail?

Be mad, be frustrated, but IMO it’s sorely displaced.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 01:25 PM (sVOFR)

70 He's trans non-binary because he doesn't want to buy makeup, a wig and a dress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

71 The John Brown Gun Club?. Is there a John Browning Gun Club?
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM


It's just an idea.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:25 PM (jc0TO)

72 Maxon Maxoff

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (Yp6az)

73 itting here knowing I was right about the guy-pretending-to-be-a-girl swimmer who committed suicide. they realllllly tried hard there to make you think that was a girl.


This is the Middlebury student?

I saw this story pop up and the FNM kept saying it was a woman and like you people were noticing she was a very, uh, handsome, woman. Leading to Karens talking about h8te and meanies.

But you know what? If you really want to help find a missing person you don't lie about who they are. The headlines should have all stated this was a man that identified as a woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

74
It's Wooly Willy!

https://media-photos.depop.com/b0/
11727105/538500943_CoIZ0UFrwh/P0.jpg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

75 62 The John Brown Gun Club?. Is there a John Browning Gun Club?
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John Brown personally preferred pikes and cutlasses. He was a grizzly spree killer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (jFCkp)

76 Maxon. Maxoff. Maxon, Maxoff, the Maxer.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

77 Remember: The AG of Minnesota is Keith Ellison, muslham and Antifa supporter. He's responsible for the bringing of charges and arresting any officer involved in the George Floyd overdose death in custody and absolutely railroading Derek Chauvin, violating his basic civil rights.


Minnesota is a shithole of epic proportions, soon to be Cali and Illinois.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (p/Ri7)

78 Amen, Christy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (Nx5jP)

79 Obviously the only solution for a temporary peace would be a national divorce, but who actually expects them to stop in that case?

There is no effective difference between getting t-boned by an illegal or mugged by a revolving door criminal, and judges enabling the import of illegals and release of criminals. People need to get over their hangups and normalcy bias and understand that fact. Just because they don't have a particular victim in mind doesn't mean the result isn't intentional.

Posted by: heya at October 29, 2025 01:27 PM (l5rd6)

80 So you take your kids Trick or Treating and this pointy head opens the door.
do you:
1. tell the kids to run
2. tell the kids to kick him in the shins

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2025 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

81 That dude doesn't look like he has $45k for the payoff.

And see that's the rub here - he's a cut out for whoever is bankrolling his local antifa org.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

82 He just jaw-boned a fatwa on AG Bondi.

Geez, doesn't anybody believe in free speech anymore?!

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (Q4cxx)

83 77 Remember: The AG of Minnesota is Keith Ellison, muslham and Antifa supporter. He's responsible for the bringing of charges and arresting any officer involved in the George Floyd overdose death in custody and absolutely railroading Derek Chauvin, violating his basic civil rights.


Minnesota is a shithole of epic proportions, soon to be Cali and Illinois.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:26 PM (p/Ri7)

It’s already there. And, like CA and IL, MN has some VERY based people, rendered into toe jam by its cities.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (sVOFR)

84 ...and absolutely railroading Derek Chauvin, violating his basic civil rights.
-------

I know its not fashionable to say so, but I so wish there could be something done to undo his sentencing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (TN0g+)

85 Are you trans nonbinary? Identify yourself to the neighborhood! Buy yours before they sell out!

https://tinyurl.com/543cfnmk

I'd hate to see a picture of the group that chooses the official flag for each of the ever-increasing number of freaks. It must rival the shock value of the ultimate of CBD's shock-value morning art, the painting of a naked fat man on an ottoman.

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (5rh/l)

86 But you know what? If you really want to help find a missing person you don't lie about who they are. The headlines should have all stated this was a man that identified as a woman.


exactly!

this case won't go away - they finally have their "see the evil meanies caused this lovely young girl to commit suicide" story.

I'm just like, you swam three seasons dude. be happy and take your Midd degree, it's a good school. but nope. had to End It All.

because he was crazy and deluded, and no one really helped him by playing into that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (emBoF)

87
Sure would be nice if modern medicine would stop and ask, "Sure, we could do this, but should we?"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 29, 2025 01:23 PM (O7YUW)

No one ever listens to me until the screaming and yelling.

Posted by: Ian Malcolm at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (wLjpr)

88 83 77 Remember: The AG of Minnesota is Keith Ellison, muslham and Antifa supporter. He's responsible for the bringing of charges and arresting any officer involved in the George Floyd overdose death in custody and absolutely railroading Derek Chauvin, violating his basic civil rights.
---------------
All true, but it was DoJ that put Chauvin prison.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (jFCkp)

89 >> U.S. support for same-sex marriage falls to 55% — Economist/YouGov poll

55% is still too damn high.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (l3YAf)

90 Was he also frontin'?
Posted by: Will Smith at October 29, 2025 01:24 PM (ySpAZ)



Stick with me here.......

Dudes not wearing underwear is called "freeballin'" or 'goin commando.'

There really isn't a cool shortcut for footloose and panty free women, so I've come up with, with relation to freeballin,' women with no undies are free c*ntin,' or 'frontin.'

Works for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (p/Ri7)

91
I know its not fashionable to say so, but I so wish there could be something done to undo his sentencing.


That conviction led a lot of cops to stop doing their jobs in urban areas leading to the spike in urban crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

92 Daniel-san...show me Maxon, Maxoff.

Posted by: Look eye! at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

93 >>>>>>>>>>And see that's the rub here - he's a cut out for whoever is bankrolling his local antifa org.
Posted by: 18-1
**********
So a true useful "idiot"?

Posted by: Cosda at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM (AaMmO)

94 Aren't all Antifa members trans-people? Either that or pedophiles, or both.

Posted by: Ralph at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (8WZD4)

95 lol that dude does look like Wooly Willy!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (emBoF)

96 I'm confused. What sex is this person while claiming to be the other?

Posted by: Easy the Elder at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (8I4hW)

97 I know its not fashionable to say so, but I so wish there could be something done to undo his sentencing.
Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:28 PM (TN0g+)

Derek Chauvin is a political prisoner. Simple as.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (l3YAf)

98 Trans is supposed to be a switch from one binary to the other (according to the mentally ill left). Even by their language, you can't be trans AND non-binary.

Posted by: brainy435 at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (XPXH3)

99 Fed Judge, in a Fed Court.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (mP0Kj)

100 So you take your kids Trick or Treating and this pointy head opens the door.
do you:
1. tell the kids to run
2. tell the kids to kick him in the shins
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2025 01:27 PM (UjdFS)
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Not the shins...a little higher up, maybe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:31 PM (IBQGV)

101 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM

Was that 90's reference too obscure? *hangs head in shame*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 01:31 PM (ySpAZ)

102 Trans is supposed to be a switch from one binary to the other (according to the mentally ill left). Even by their language, you can't be trans AND non-binary.

Posted by: brainy435 at October 29, 2025 01:30 PM (XPXH3)
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Logic is RACIST!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:31 PM (Q4cxx)

103 Remember: The AG of Minnesota is Keith Ellison, muslham and Antifa supporter. He's responsible for the bringing of charges and arresting any officer involved in the George Floyd overdose death in custody and absolutely railroading Derek Chauvin, violating his basic civil rights.
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All true, but it was DoJ that put Chauvin prison.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 01:29 PM


I am pretty sure it was state court.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:31 PM (jc0TO)

104 He can totally pass as Transgender with the beard.

I hope the Feds throw the book at him.

Dems are evil.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 29, 2025 01:32 PM (vK/Ja)

105 U.S. support for same-sex marriage falls to 55% — Economist/YouGov poll

55% is still too damn high.


Meh, 10-20% of that is people answering what they know they are supposed to say.

One thing Breitbart got wrong is arguing politics are mostly downstream from culture. It goes both ways and after the last few years I think the government has done more to set the cultural view of social issues then the culture has influenced the laws...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

106 Sadly it might take a high level administration fatality for it to sink in that there is zero negotiating with the left.

None.

And there is zero chance of a reconciliation through political, social or judicial means. That means zero possibility of a "national divorce." Only the suppression of the left through physical means will work.

The left has already figured this out and is using it against us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

107 Non-binary must mean non-science. He is anti-science.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 01:32 PM (n5tGW)

108 r/Minnesota

jokes aside, this fucker is a bad dude. He also has a 2019 misdemeanor battery case out of Dakota County "which appears to have been reduced from a felony domestic assault by strangulation," the court document showed.

So many men commit domestic violence that saying mass shooters also commit domestic violence doesn’t really narrow the field.

This is where the soft on crime garbage falls apart. I'm so sick of people doing violent crimes getting away with a slap on the wrist and then continuing to reoffend. Giving them no punishment helps no one.

If Homan is not a criminal after he took a $50k bribe because they were waiting to see if he actually did the thing they were bribing him to do, then shouldn't this man not be charged until he actually pays up?

I mean it’s violence against voilence. I’d love it to stop personally but the right seems to want it to continue

I’m so tired of MAGA pushing violence and hate. Sick of them pushing all of us against each other because they want to protect the ultra wealthy. Having us pitted against each other makes it hard for us to see what they’re doing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 29, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

109 Sadly it might take a high level administration fatality for it to sink in that there is zero negotiating with the left.


Kirk's assassination should have led to dozens of arrests of antifa funders and organizers and...they didn't even arrest squirrel boy.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

110 I am pretty sure it was state court.
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Nope. He was prosecuted by the Garland Feds. Even Keith was smart enough not to prosecute and innocent man.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 01:33 PM (jFCkp)

111 I'd think "of course" if Keith Ellison investigated Tyler's finances and charged him with fraud if he doesn't have 45K to pay up.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 29, 2025 01:34 PM (kdHU2)

112 Was that 90's reference too obscure? *hangs head in shame*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 01:31 PM (ySpAZ)



Oh no....I just spun it in a completely ridiculous direction.

Your reference was good.

You asked for it...........


https://youtu.be/3QdrkqqJ5Sg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:34 PM (p/Ri7)

113 I'm ok with no bail for these commie assholes... as long as they are released into a woodchipper.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (iDd1A)

114 Fed Judge, in a Fed Court.
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Chambers Phone Number: 651-848-1900

Chambers Fax Number: 651-848-1902

Chambers E-mail Address: micko_chambers@mnd.uscourts.gov(link sends e-mail)

Chambers Address:

United States District Court
316 N. Robert Street
St. Paul, MN 55101

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (TN0g+)

115
Kirk's assassination should have led to dozens of arrests of antifa funders and organizers and...they didn't even arrest squirrel boy.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:33 PM (sKqQm)


What ever happened to "it"

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

116 So many men commit domestic violence that saying mass shooters also commit domestic violence doesn’t really narrow the field.

Say DU friends, could you give me a per capita break down by race of male domestic violence convictions per chance?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

117 Remember when Sarah Palin signed on to an innocuous mailer that had a map with "targets" for several races?

A mailer that no one ever, ever anywhere proved the killer saw?

But never mind that, how many months of OUTRAGE did we have to endure over her "incitement of violence?"

Gabby was one of 6 races on the flyer but that PROVED the whole right was calling for her murder.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (g1vDs)

118 AOC to Riley Gaines, who is a stay at home mom: Get a real job.
http://tiny.cc/kgdu001
Also AOC: Sex work is work.
http://tiny.cc/lgdu001

Which implies AOC thinks being a prostitute is superior to being a stay at home mom.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:36 PM (Yp6az)

119 I’m so tired of MAGA pushing violence and hate. Sick of them pushing all of us against each other because they want to protect the ultra wealthy. Having us pitted against each other makes it hard for us to see what they’re doing.
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Blow me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4cxx)

120 Which implies AOC thinks being a prostitute is superior to being a stay at home mom.
Posted by: bonhomme

Well, you stick with what you know.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

121 Gabby was one of 6 races on the flyer but that PROVED the whole right was calling for her murder.

The shooter said why he did it - it was some crazy theory about pols controlling reality through language.

He should Gabby because she was a pol, not because she was a Dem or on an opposition flyer.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

122 Where'd he get the money?

Posted by: New & used beer at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (yAa43)

123 If Homan is not a criminal after he took a $50k bribe because they were waiting to see if he actually did the thing they were bribing him to do, then shouldn't this man not be charged until he actually pays up?



Skipping over the fact there's no evidence whatsoever that money ever changed hands nor did he imply that he was even willing to do anything should he actually considered the bribe at any point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (p/Ri7)

124 Wiki, FWIW

State of Minnesota v. Derek Michael Chauvin was an American criminal case in the District Court of Minnesota in 2021. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was tried and convicted for the murder of George Floyd, which occurred during an arrest on May 25, 2020, and led to global protests over racial injustice and police brutality.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (jc0TO)

125 The Man Arrested for Offering $45,000 to Anyone Who Could Kill AG Pam Bondi Turns Out To Be, Get This, a "Trans Nonbinary"

_______________________________

PER THE NY TIMES: the bounty appears to be a potential violation of the Antideficiency Act, which prohibits federal agencies from spending money in excess of congressional appropriations or from accepting voluntary services.

(see what I did there? I took the last post and married it to this post and increased the stupidity just a smidge)

Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (dIske)

126 Another Tyler, huh?

Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

127 Whatever happened to the guy who shot Gabby anyway? Did they finally convict him, or was he deemed too crazy to stand trial?

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

128 Below is a list of all the Democrats who have condemned this incitement to murder of public officials:




Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:38 PM (g1vDs)

129 I’m so tired of MAGA pushing violence and hate

We've got two attempted assassinations of Mr MAGA himself

One successful assassination of his friend and close political ally

Another attempted assassination of one of his SC appointees and on and on.

And against that we have, uh...people calling Mrs Obama a dude and saying AoC has a big juicy booty

Such horrible violence.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

130 Remember when Sarah Palin signed on to an innocuous mailer that had a map with "targets" for several races?

A mailer that no one ever, ever anywhere proved the killer saw?

But never mind that, how many months of OUTRAGE did we have to endure over her "incitement of violence?"

Gabby was one of 6 races on the flyer but that PROVED the whole right was calling for her murder.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (g1vDs)
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That's the event of Obama's speech that was commended by conservatives as a call to tone down rhetoric. (But again, no proof that the psycho boy saw it).

And then, a week later disowned being "speech police" when the Teamsters leader said "We've got to take these guys [Tea Party] out."

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:40 PM (Q4cxx)

131
@toby928 Grokipedia!

"George Perry Floyd Jr. (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020) was an American man with a lengthy criminal record including convictions for armed robbery, drug possession, and theft in Texas from 1997 to 2007.
On May 25, 2020, Floyd was arrested in Minneapolis, Minnesota, after a store clerk reported that he had used a counterfeit $20 bill to purchase cigarettes.During the arrest, which involved resistance from Floyd who repeatedly stated he could not breathe even before being placed prone, officer Derek Chauvin knelt on Floyd's neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds while Floyd became unresponsive
The Hennepin County medical examiner ruled Floyd's death a homicide due to cardiopulmonary arrest complicating law enforcement subdual, restraint, and neck compression, with contributing factors including severe hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, fentanyl intoxication, and recent methamphetamine use; toxicology tests detected 11 ng/mL of fentanyl in his blood, a level associated with overdose fatalities in individuals without tolerance.Chauvin was convicted in 2021 of second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder, and second-degree manslaughter."

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:40 PM (g47mK)

132 Fvck wokiepedia!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:40 PM (g47mK)

133 I’m so tired of MAGA pushing violence and hate

We've got two attempted assassinations of Mr MAGA himself

One successful assassination of his friend and close political ally

Another attempted assassination of one of his SC appointees and on and on.

And against that we have, uh...people calling Mrs Obama a dude and saying AoC has a big juicy booty

Such horrible violence.
Posted by: 18-1



Liberal Fatigue is a real thing.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (EVFZ5)

134 We are base ten. Non binary.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (3J7e7)

135 I dunno. I'm looking at this bozo's picture, and I just don't see how he hits that particular mark - "trans binary" - on the LGBTQ slide rule.

So, if somebody offers a bounty on, say, Judge Douglas Micko, that person also get released on his own (or her own, as the case may be) recognizance, right?

R-i-i-i-ght!

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (mADJX)

136 Below is a list of all the Democrats who have condemned this incitement to murder of public officials:




Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:38 PM (g1vDs)
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Looks like your digital pen ran out of pixels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (IBQGV)

137 We are base ten. Non binary.

For now humans. For now.

Posted by: Ultron at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

138 The people identifying as trans, non-binary or spouting pronouns are flat out showing they are the shock troops along with Antifa and BLM of the leftist revolutionaries. The list of trans people being made killers or violent keeps growing. Whether the propaganda ministries or elite left deny it , everyone else is noticing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (8RjCi)

139 This is a federal charge - Minnesota has no business being involved.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 29, 2025 01:42 PM (Da7Vv)

140 Looks like your digital pen ran out of pixels...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (IBQGV)



He passed his keyboard over to Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 01:43 PM (p/Ri7)

141 People identify as trannies because there are incentives.

You get a lesser jail sentence, public praise, to get awards on girl's sports teams and so on

So of course you are going to see people just mailing it in because why not? If all you have to do is self identify you can look like Gimli and still declare you are a woman.

Posted by: Ultron at October 29, 2025 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

142 Speaking of Mitch, has he decided to go walker or wheelchair?

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

143 Furries.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (3J7e7)

144 I'm very surprised this mixed-up miscreant hails from Tim Walz's transgender state.

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Old & Busted:: Tampon Tim
New Hotness:; Tranny Ty.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (1mNdF)

145 So, if somebody offers a bounty on, say, Judge Douglas Micko, that person also get released on his own (or her own, as the case may be) recognizance, right?
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When one ponders this further, the absurdity of Micko's release become more clear: Micko is an "agent of the court". Bondi is an "agent of the court". They're ON THE SAME TEAM (legally speaking). And Micko just sold out his team member...because "reasons".

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (TN0g+)

146 An illegal from Guatemala with a felony on her record hit two kids who were watching their father repair a bicycle. One of the children, who was only three, died. Police determined the illegal had obscured her own windshield with trash bags she intended to discard at the dump.

http://tiny.cc/zgdu001

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (Yp6az)

147 The shooter said why he did it - it was some crazy theory about pols controlling reality through language.

He should Gabby because she was a pol, not because she was a Dem or on an opposition flyer.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
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He had an existing personal animus for Giffords who mentioned that he might have mental problems when he confronted her with his bizarre questions at a townhall-style meeting about a year prior to that map being put out there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (Q4cxx)

148 Groipers.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 01:45 PM (g47mK)

149 The people identifying as trans, non-binary or spouting pronouns are flat out showing they are the shock troops along with Antifa and BLM of the leftist revolutionaries. The list of trans people being made killers or violent keeps growing. Whether the propaganda ministries or elite left deny it , everyone else is noticing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 01:41 PM (8RjCi)
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Tying this into the previous thread, the Dems would rather spend money on tranny assassins than pay the regular military troops.

To add insult to injury, the Dems then expect the regular military to carry out assaults against the civilian population and defend the Dems against reprisals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:45 PM (IBQGV)

150 Gubs ah bah.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at October 29, 2025 01:45 PM (nhzLx)

151 Ok it was a federal judge. IMPEACH. NOW. FOR CAUSE.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 29, 2025 01:45 PM (Da7Vv)

152 "Which implies AOC thinks being a prostitute is superior to being a stay at home mom.
Posted by: bonhomme "


Or, even worse, being a member of congress is superior to being a stay at home mom.

Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2025 01:46 PM (GUOwU)

153 Also surprising: A leftwing judge immediately set him free on no bail.


And then people wonder why I've become radicalized. Me, the guy who's picture's used to be in the dictionary next to 'Straight Arrow" and "Boy Scout". Nope, not anymore. The Romans were pussies compared to what I think needs doing to fix what we've become.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 29, 2025 01:46 PM (BQn15)

154 "Which implies AOC thinks being a prostitute is superior to being a stay at home mom.
Posted by: bonhomme "


Or, even worse, being a member of congress is superior to being a stay at home mom.
Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2025 01:46 PM


Worse, being a member of congress is superior to being a prostitute.

Wait ...

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (jc0TO)

155
And then people wonder why I've become radicalized.


We appear to finally getting to that "bad times create strong men" part of the timeline.

Posted by: Ultron at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

156 dammit

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (jc0TO)

157 Who among us is not a left-wing trans nonbinary extremist? And of color, at that? I know that describes the entire horde.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (s0JqF)

158 No comment___ from Bif on this topic. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (QVmho)

159 Also surprising: A leftwing judge immediately set him free on no bail.

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Bondi needs to conduct a figurative -- and literal while they're at it -- proctological exam on that activist rogue "Judge" Clown and the undoubtedly sick juvenile skeletons in his closet and beneath his floorboards.

Make Lawfare Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 01:47 PM (1mNdF)

160 What does "trans nonbinary" even mean.

Posted by: PG at October 29, 2025 01:48 PM (uX4U2)

161 What are the minimum grounds for opening an investigation into whether a judge is on the take?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:48 PM (jc0TO)

162 What exactly can we do to get all Democrats off the judges' bench?

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (s0JqF)

163 officer Derek Chauvin knelt on Floyd's neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds while Floyd became unresponsive
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I didn't think Chauvin actually knelt on his neck. IIRC, the coroner's report showed where compression appeared to have been applied high on the shoulder blade and not the neck, which, despite how it appeared on video, contradicts the narrative. Do better Grokipedia.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)

164 What are the minimum grounds for opening an investigation into whether a judge is on the take?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:48 PM (jc0TO)
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They're breathing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (IBQGV)

165 Posted by: Gabby Giffords



Where you been hiding Dent?

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (EVFZ5)

166 I'm sure the left would be ok with Trump announcing that, from now one, any threats made against federal judges will only be charged as a misdemeanor "misuse of interstate communications."

Because these federal judges sure as hell are acting like death threats are no big deal ... when it's Republicans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (g1vDs)

167 What does "trans nonbinary" even mean.
Posted by: PG at October 29, 2025 01:48 PM (uX4U2)
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$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (x7EH8)

168 No comment___ from Bif on this topic. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: BifBewalski

You can always bring up boobs, you know.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

169 Josh Seiter Spoofs Anti-ICE Protestor Who is Not Sure What to Do With Transindigenous Man:

https://tinyurl.com/443dhm6z

I about fell down laughing at "Walking Tomahawk."

Posted by: one hour sober at October 29, 2025 01:49 PM (Y1sOo)

170 What exactly can we do to get all Democrats off the judges' bench?

The old school way, keep MAGA aligned pols nominated judges for a long long time.

Posted by: Ultron at October 29, 2025 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

171 Bondi needs to conduct a figurative -- and literal while they're at it -- proctological exam on that activist rogue "Judge" Clown and the undoubtedly sick juvenile skeletons in his closet and beneath his floorboards.

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"Judge" Sicko Micko.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 01:50 PM (1mNdF)

172 There's a lot, I mean a lot of dumbfuckery going on with the judiciary. Hauling ICE agents in for failing to heed some judge's TRO against using tear gas on demonstrators, Micko releasing this bozo, and on and on.

IMO it's singularly a more pressing matter to get under control than some of the other stuff the administration is focused on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 01:50 PM (Q4IgG)

173 What exactly can we do to get all Democrats off the judges' bench?

The old school way, keep MAGA aligned pols nominated judges for a long long time.
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Its a great start, but the blue-slip thingy needs to be done away with as well.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:51 PM (TN0g+)

174 $20, same as in town.

That Pedo dem state official who is trying to legalize underage prostitution in CA specifically mentioned paying $20 to a kid for sex.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

175
Let's face it. John Brown was a dick.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2025 01:51 PM (0B+OF)

176 A "refugee" from Iraq testified he can't stay in the US without SNAP.

See ya!

http://tiny.cc/7hdu001

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:51 PM (Yp6az)

177 Don't fear the Reaper.

CBS announced plans to layoff 2000 workers.

Bari is going to have a field day.

Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (G0vdT)

178 While we're waiting for the Seas to part, the Feds need to charge that sicko with something else to force yet another arrest and another hearing, perhaps with a different judge.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (TN0g+)

179 The FBI should have already arrested him; it's a federal offense to threaten a government official.

And then rendition his ass to Club Gitmo or CECOT ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (1mNdF)

180 He was executed by the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (3J7e7)

181 Riley Gaines invited AOC to have a civil debate on the issues separating the left and right?

What, does she have a death wish?

Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (GUOwU)

182 172 There's a lot, I mean a lot of dumbfuckery going on with the judiciary. Hauling ICE agents in for failing to heed some judge's TRO against using tear gas on demonstrators, Micko releasing this bozo, and on and on.
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There are no Democrat or Republican judges.
-Clown Judge Roberts.

To be fair, he may be half right.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)

183 John Brown would be the first to shoot these commie MF'ers.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (EYmYM)

184 There's plenty of moments in PDT's life that would've been even cooler flanked by missiles.

The escalator descent.
Any loan/bankruptcy meeting with bankers.

Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

185 Let's face it. John Brown was a dick.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Yep. He and that idiot Taney probably did more to make the war inevitable, from opposing sides, of course, then anyone else.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

186 Let's face it. John Brown was a dick.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2025 01:51 PM (0B+OF)
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When your grand plan to start a slave revolt starts off with killing a free black man, your planning becomes suspect.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (x7EH8)

187 IMO it's singularly a more pressing matter to get under control than some of the other stuff the administration is focused on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 01:50 PM (Q4IgG)
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Part of the problem is that the judiciary feels empowered to do whatever they want because they *KNOW* their fellow judges will protect them. It's the ultimate guild protection.

If they get arrested, another judge will set them free.

When's the last time an actual judge went to prison for committing a crime?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (IBQGV)

188 He was executed by the Commonwealth of Virginia.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I've seen the spot where he was executed.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

189 When judges ignore the law, I assume they are on the take.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:54 PM (jc0TO)

190 I guess I have a different opinion of John Brown than most here.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:54 PM (EYmYM)

191 What does "trans nonbinary" even mean.


A more accurate naming convention would be "Trans nonbinary I have no fucking idea what I am and am also hopelessly Fucked in the Head".


How's that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 29, 2025 01:54 PM (BQn15)

192 They sent RE Lee and 88 Marines after him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:54 PM (3J7e7)

193 the left is currently crowing about all the judges disqualifying Trump's prosecutor appointments.

LOL, tards.

They are going to be completely blindsided and confused when SCOTUS rules 6-3 that the 120 day limit on interim appointments is unconstitutional.

"Bu-bu-bu-BUT the Law!"

Yes, and there is another: The Constitution.

And it doesn't permit the Senate to refuse to act and prevent the Executive from filling lesser offices--preventing a lawful delegation of his authority.

Advise and consent, not advise and prevent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM (g1vDs)

194 > Let's face it. John Brown was a dick.

Yep. Read about the Pottawatomie Massacre of 1856. They hacked Kansas settlers to death with broadswords.

Robert E Lee captured Brown and killed two of his sons at Harpers Ferry.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM (Yp6az)

195 Yep. He and that idiot Taney probably did more to make the war inevitable, from opposing sides, of course, then anyone else.
Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

The war was 40 years in the making.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM (EYmYM)

196 From X:
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Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

NEW: Liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch suggests the Dem establishment needs to get on board with wanting conservatives dead or else far-leftists will come “after you in the same way that we come after MAGA.”

Welch: *Plays video of protester celebrating Kirk's murder."

Welch: "Listen up, Democratic establishment. You can either jump on board with this, or we're coming after you in the same way that we come after MAGA. Period."

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:56 PM (Q4cxx)

197 obligatory transmaniacon mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbmJ14GtvjM

Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2025 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

198 The war was 40 years in the making.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM


You could argue the seeds were planted in 1787.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 01:56 PM (jc0TO)

199 They sent RE Lee and 88 Marines after him.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Funny story about that. If you visit the Marine Corps Museum at Quantico, they have an exhibit about that, but they mention one of the Marines as the commander, not Lee.

Because the Marines are never going to admit that they were led by an Army officer. Not even one of Lee's stature.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

200 184 There's plenty of moments in PDT's life that would've been even cooler flanked by missiles.

The escalator descent.
Any loan/bankruptcy meeting with bankers.
Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2025 01:53 PM (FhXTo)
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Heh:

Admiral: Mr. President, we have two F-35's flanking you on the elevator. It'll look great.

Trump: Needs missiles.

Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (G0vdT)

201 Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM (Yp6az)

You should be more sympathetic and aware of all the facts as a Mormon.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (EYmYM)

202
I've given up trying to understand the trans and non binary terminology. To me they are all fucking weirdos.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (3ek7K)

203 Yep. Read about the Pottawatomie Massacre of 1856. They hacked Kansas settlers to death with broadswords.
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Model 1832 pattern artillery swords.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (x7EH8)

204 Non-Binary = Monotesticular

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 29, 2025 01:57 PM (wtvvX)

205 More antifa violence against TPUSA:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzbjmyn

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM (n5tGW)

206 The war was 40 years in the making.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:55 PM

You could argue the seeds were planted in 1787.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Yeah, but I don't think it became inevitable until the 1850s.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

207 If Chauvin had just cuffed and stuffed Floyd instead of fucking around posing with his knee on him for an extra ~ten minutes we wouldn't be here (although it is likely the usual suspects would have found some other reason to riot, loot, burn and murder). Was a murder conviction supported beyond and to the exclusion of any reasonable doubt? I definitely don't think so and he shouldn't be doing 20 years. Did he act stupidly and was he a liability to the PD? Yep.

Posted by: Quit preening and put him in the car FFS at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

208 Did they even have crayons back then?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM (3J7e7)

209 Trans NonBinary?

Trans = Crazy
NonBinary= Crazy

Trans NonBinary = Cray Cray

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2025 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)

210 There's a lot, I mean a lot of dumbfuckery going on with the judiciary. Hauling ICE agents in for failing to heed some judge's TRO against using tear gas on demonstrators, Micko releasing this bozo, and on and on.

IMO it's singularly a more pressing matter to get under control than some of the other stuff the administration is focused on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



Trump needs to tell SCOTUS, either back channel or outright, "get a handle on your courts and tell them to stay in their lanes, or there WILL BE constitutional crisises that you won't want to deal with".

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 01:59 PM (EVFZ5)

211 196 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

NEW: Liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch suggests the Dem establishment needs to get on board with wanting conservatives dead or else far-leftists will come “after you in the same way that we come after MAGA.”

Welch: *Plays video of protester celebrating Kirk's murder."

Welch: "Listen up, Democratic establishment. You can either jump on board with this, or we're coming after you in the same way that we come after MAGA. Period."

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:56 PM (Q4cxx)

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Man, if James wins the AG race in VA next week, the left is going to go...nuts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

212 Posted by: Quit preening and put him in the car FFS at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

He was surrounded by a hostile crowd.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 01:59 PM (EYmYM)

213 You know who else was nonbinary?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (3J7e7)

214 Seriously, though, trans- what? Trans-neanderthal?
Posted by: imp at October 29, 2025 01:15 PM (g6TN6)

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At least put some lipstick and eyeliner on. They just don't make trannies like they used to. We could have imported much higher quality trannies from Thailand but Trump’s tarrifs put an end to that.

In conclusion.... Trump’s fault.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (vYgDJ)

215 Did they even have crayons back then?
Posted by: Boss Moss

They had wax candles, so the Marines ate those instead. Close enough.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

216 More Transtifa. I'm shocked, so shocked, I'm gonna have to stop using my shocked face and start showing people my shocked ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (xcxpd)

217 Crazy runs strong in democrats. It’s like genetic or something.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (jgmnb)

218 "Trans Nonbinary"

Is that like an imaginary number?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

219 177 Don't fear the Reaper.

CBS announced plans to layoff 2000 workers.

Bari is going to have a field day.
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2025 01:52 PM (G0vdT)
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Correction: 2,000 across Paramount. Only 100 at CBS news.

Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2025 02:01 PM (G0vdT)

220 If Chauvin had just cuffed and stuffed Floyd instead of fucking around posing with his knee on him for an extra ~ten minutes we wouldn't be here (although it is likely the usual suspects would have found some other reason to riot, loot, burn and murder). Was a murder conviction supported beyond and to the exclusion of any reasonable doubt? I definitely don't think so and he shouldn't be doing 20 years. Did he act stupidly and was he a liability to the PD? Yep.
Posted by: Quit preening and put him in the car FFS at October 29, 2025 01:58 PM


IIRC, he was in the patrol car, then complained of being sick and was removed from the car.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 02:01 PM (jc0TO)

221 More Transtifa. I'm shocked, so shocked, I'm gonna have to stop using my shocked face and start showing people my shocked ass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM (xcxpd)
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For the love of all that's holy. Please. Don't.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (x7EH8)

222
No commenting from Bif on this topic. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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You can always bring up boobs, you know.
Posted by: Bulg
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Anyway, like I was saying, boobs are the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, sauté 'em. There's boob kebabs, boob creole, boob gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple boobs, lemon boobs, coconut boobs, pepper boobs, boob soup, boob stew, boob salad, boobs and potatoes, boob burger, boob sandwich. That's... That's about it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (QVmho)

223 "Trans Nonbinary"

Is that like an imaginary number?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 29, 2025 02:00 PM


It's the square root of potato.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (ySpAZ)

224 Can someone please explain to me how this dipshit got 45 large?

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (u1JWl)

225 121 Gabby was one of 6 races on the flyer but that PROVED the whole right was calling for her murder.

The shooter said why he did it - it was some crazy theory about pols controlling reality through language.

He should Gabby because she was a pol, not because she was a Dem or on an opposition flyer.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

Hardly a soul talks about the one Federal official that was killed that day - John Roll, Chief Judge for the US District Court in AZ. He was a Bush-appointee, so as a Republican was too disruptive to the prevailing Giffords narrative to rate a mention.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (0CU3H)

226 The Flashman with John Brown and the Harpers Ferry raid was good. But the whole series is good.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (XvL8K)

227 So normal left wing judge that doesn't believe in enforcing any laws or he wants the guy to carry out his task? Probably both.

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (YwEeS)

228 Get this: He doesn't have 45 large. He's a liar, like all these trans whatevers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2025 02:03 PM (n5tGW)

229 The Flashman with John Brown and the Harpers Ferry raid was good. But the whole series is good.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:02 PM (XvL8K)
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Flashman and the Angel of the Lord.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:04 PM (x7EH8)

230 IIRC, he was in the patrol car, then complained of being sick and was removed from the car.
Posted by: toby928(c)

While kicking amd fighting the officers.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 29, 2025 02:04 PM (JCZqz)

231 > Model 1832 pattern artillery swords.

Fair enough, though I would say the Model 1832 pattern artillery swords are broadswords. They are single-handed, straight, wide, and double-edged. They don't have a basket guard, but I don't think that's necessary to be a broadsword.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)

232 Isn't aiding criminals a crime?

Posted by: night lifted at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (/YboP)

233 Didn't they call an ambulance for the sick Saint at the same time they removed him from the car?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

234 The shooter said why he did it - it was some crazy theory about pols controlling reality through language.

there was video of him on YouTube, prior to the shooting spree. He had filmed himself walking around his college campus.
By his disorganized mumbling and incoherent babbling it was so clear that he suffered from SERIOUS mental illness.
How did his own parents not notice??

Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (dCxaZ)

235 Right now, Trump is off getting more business for America, but if he doesn't get the Supremes to start calling out these activist judges, there won't be any need for businesses. He needs to come back home and start working on domestic problems.

Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (NHKs8)

236 So, know it's broadsword vs. artillery sword?

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

237 Fair enough, though I would say the Model 1832 pattern artillery swords are broadswords. They are single-handed, straight, wide, and double-edged. They don't have a basket guard, but I don't think that's necessary to be a broadsword.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)
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They're also short. The guys doing the hacking would have to have gotten up close and personal. Ecch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (x7EH8)

238 The left is becoming ever increasingly unhinged.


The trolling is working.
I love it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (W2Pud)

239 230 should have tased his balls

Posted by: night lifted at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (/YboP)

240
Reading the Daily Mail, Prince Andrew, "Randy Andy", and his ex-wife, kinda sorta still wife, Sarah Ferguson, are being kicked out of their rent-free royal lodging. The ongoing Epstein revelations with both of those two are just too much. Apparently, it was QEII who had a soft spot for him, and let him slack off.

William has apparently taken over the "Firm" behind the scenes, Chuckles is now truly a figurehead, and he's playing hardball with Uncle Randy Andy. He threatened to cut off Andy's daughters completely, stripping them of their titles, if Andy didn't vacate his ass out of there.

And he did it personally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:06 PM (w6EFb)

241 Tits tartar

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 29, 2025 02:06 PM (HTa/G)

242 235 Right now, Trump is off getting more business for America, but if he doesn't get the Supremes to start calling out these activist judges, there won't be any need for businesses. He needs to come back home and start working on domestic problems.
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (NHKs

Trump's doing business??? /SCREEEEEE

Here, let me type of a restraining order!

Posted by: Duh Judge at October 29, 2025 02:07 PM (mP0Kj)

243 If you are in the field artillery and using a sword you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:07 PM (3J7e7)

244
Can't wait for super-bowl Sunday!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at October 29, 2025 02:08 PM (DDJSl)

245 If you are in the field artillery and using a sword you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:07 PM (3J7e7)
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TBF, the troops found them to be pretty useless for anything but chopping firewood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:08 PM (x7EH8)

246 This is a little closer to home after we had a personal death threat from a man dressed like a woman outside Planned Parenthood last week.

We captured the exchange on video. Police were cooperative but said this specific incident was only harassment, not a death threat, because he said, "Kill yourself" and "I hope you die," but didn't explicitly say, "I'm going to kill you."

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 29, 2025 02:09 PM (EYvpB)

247 > You should be more sympathetic and aware of all the facts as a Mormon.

Are you talking about the attacks against Lawrence that helped instigate the massacre I referenced? I'm generally aware of the history. I still feel that hacking people to death with broadswords is worthy of condemnation.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:09 PM (Yp6az)

248 U nas yest' nude.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

249 It's the square root of potato.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Actually to be precise, the square root of negative potato.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 29, 2025 02:10 PM (w9Wax)

250 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:06 PM (w6EFb)

/Pops popcorn

This could get fun... because you KNOW Randy Andy has some comiprat on Little Lord Charlie Boy.

Posted by: Duh Judge at October 29, 2025 02:10 PM (mP0Kj)

251 I'm ok with no bail for these commie assholes... as long as they are released into a woodchipper.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2025 01:35 PM (iDd1A)

Releasing shit-maggots like this on no bail is how you get Deff Skwads.

Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (npFr7)

252 249 It's the square root of potato.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Actually to be precise, the square root of negative potato.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 29, 2025 02:10 PM (w9Wax)

There are NO negative Po Tae Toes!

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee... at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (mP0Kj)

253 232 Isn't aiding criminals a crime?
Posted by: night lifted at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (/YboP)

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we call it "resistance"

-the democraps

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (vYgDJ)

254 He had an existing personal animus for Giffords who mentioned that he might have mental problems when he confronted her with his bizarre questions at a townhall-style meeting about a year prior to that map being put out there.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2025 01:44 PM (Q4cxx)

Never forget that he also murdered a Republican judge, John Roll, and a little girl in that same shooting incident.

Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (npFr7)

255 My take away from this ruling from the Judge is that he is onboard with the $45K bounty on Bondi's head and that should be the headline of this story. He should be shamed far and wide if he is even capable of feeling such.

Posted by: Cheri at October 29, 2025 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

256 235 Right now, Trump is off getting more business for America, but if he doesn't get the Supremes to start calling out these activist judges, there won't be any need for businesses. He needs to come back home and start working on domestic problems.
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2025 02:05 PM (NHKs

Getting more business for America IS a domestic issue. If more people work because we have more business, well, that resolves domestic issues.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 29, 2025 03:38 PM (sVOFR)

257 Why the feck was he released from custody?

Posted by: wferrin at October 29, 2025 04:41 PM (OghOF)

258 The nuts are falling from the tree just in time for Halloween

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 29, 2025 05:55 PM (wGqjj)

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