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"What the F*** Did You Just Do?!:" America's First Gay President Ripped Nancy Pelosi for Rushing to Endorse the Dickriding Dingbat Kamala Harris
This is according to Jonathan Karl's new book, which I definitely do not suggest you buy. He's a dirty leftwing propagandist, and the title is Retribution. It's about Trump's retribution, known by normal people as "justice" or "turnabout is fair play."
Anyway, this Democrat symp says that Obama was womanishly peeved that he got one brain-damaged retard out of the race only for Nancy Pelosi to endorse the other brain-damaged retard. Without so much as a by-your-leave-Your-Majesty. The gall!The Democrat-Antifa-Media Party is still addicted to stopping all debate and discourse and instead presenting the Party Line and telling the peons to get in line.
'What the f*** did you just do?' Obama's furious call to Nancy Pelosi after election betrayal Former President Barack Obama was not pleased that former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris the day after President Joe Biden dropped out of the presidential race. In his new book Retribution, ABC News's Jonathan Karl provided new details on what had been widely known - that Obama didn't want a quick coronation of Harris, but rather 'a process' to determine who would become the Democratic nominee. The Daily Mail obtained an advanced copy. Obama called Pelosi shortly after her endorsement of Harris became public. 'The Obamas were not happy,' a Pelosi confidant told Karl. 'This person summed up Obama's message to Pelosi as, essentially, "What the f*** did you just do?"' Pelosi told the former Democratic president: 'That train has left the station.' The endorsement had come as a surprise to Obama because he and Pelosi had been in 'regular communication' as it appeared then 81-year-old Biden was nearing the decision to drop out of the race, and 'they agreed Harris should not simply be handed the nomination unchallenged,' Karl wrote. 'Therefore, Obama and Pelosi - arguably the two most influential figures in the Democratic Party - had privately agreed to abstain from making any endorsements,' the longtime ABC News reporter said. ... Around 1 pm the next day [after Biden's withdrawal], Pelosi endorsed Harris, leaving Obama miffed. 'The former president wanted to know what had happened. Why had Pelosi issued a statement endorsing Harris so soon? Hadn't he and Pelosi agreed days earlier that party leaders anointing the vice president as Biden's replacement would be a mistake?' Karl wrote. A source close to Obama told Karl that the former president wasn't actually angry at Pelosi over the endorsement, characterizing the conversation as a 'good-natured ribbing'. But the source close to the California congresswoman remembered it differently, believing Obama sounded 'genuinely irritated' by Pelosi's move, using the four-letter word to describe the tone.
A senior Biden adviser, who also worked in the Obama White House, told Karl that the real reason Obama didn't want Pelosi to endorse Harris so quickly was that the former president didn't think the vice president could win. 'There's only one Black Jesus,' the senior Biden adviser quipped. Someone even closer to Pelosi was also surprised by the former House Speaker's decision: Pelosi's own husband. 'Kamala?' Paul Pelosi asked his wife, Karl reported. 'Don't start with me,' Nancy Pelosi replied in a conversation shortly after her endorsement of the vice president became public. Pelosi had never been a big Harris fan and had privately told Biden in 2020 that she had reservations about him picking her fellow Californian as his running mate. But with major Democrats like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and potential challengers like Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, California Governor Gavin Newsom and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer quickly backing Harris, 'she had no choice,' Karl wrote. 'No other candidates had stepped forward - Kamala Harris was it. The only thing Pelosi could do was try to help her win the election,' Karl said.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: doug at October 29, 2025 02:08 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: doug at October 29, 2025 02:09 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: doug at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (CV1nu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: But republicans are fascists and autocrats at October 29, 2025 02:11 PM (TbWk/)
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Amazing I don't believe any story that involves Democrats. This toughguy "knew", huh?
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (emBoF)
For as far gone as Biden was, the spite and bile never dimmed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (aPBRN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)
It's the square root of potato.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Actually to be precise, the square root of negative potato.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 29, 2025 02:10 PM (w9Wax)
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Imaginary potatoes, now?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM
That's kind of the entire MO of the left, though.
No discourse, no debate, just get in line with what the revealed wisdom is.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (aPBRN)
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... or "FAFO."
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (sPgmq)
using the four-letter word to describe the tone.
You c*nt! What. Did. You. Do?
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: DPICM at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (M2VUX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)
You don't think they would release this handy story to protect their precious party from looking like the America hating dickless incompetent clods they are for losing to an orange felon again, do you?
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: Selectively managed democracy at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 02:12 PM (Q4IgG
So did I.
Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2025 02:14 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (8hxDK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
Big Mike...get on it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (fAY4a)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (s0JqF)
Who knows if any of this went down as Klickbait Karl describes it, but it's a certainty that Democrats had an internal blowup that probably hasn't settled yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (5e+/e)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (FnFHK)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (XvL8K)
here's my guess
Barry tasked her with getting rid of Joetato. That wasn't easy, the Biden's had dirt on everyone, but Jill agreed only if they went with Kammie.
Nan said, fuck it, fine, whatever. she's sick of Barry's shit too.
She got it done and went to work making Kammie palatable as best she could. Could care less if Barry bitches. he's always bitching.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
That doesn’t stop him from talking.
Posted by: Big Mike at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Willie at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (ir/kv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (x7EH8)
Who the hell else were they going to pick?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (DRSnL)
Who would have thought?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (797dF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (8RjCi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (xvV+O)
my recollection as well. he saw his "statement" online (that he didn't really make, was made for him) and it was only a bit later that day he (his team) announced Kamala would take his place.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2025 02:17 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (s0JqF)
*looks at Congress*
That might explain a lot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (vYgDJ)
Posted by: Hilary! at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (x7EH
I thought it was the other way around. It was a rather unsatisfying show.
Posted by: Friction but nothing achieved at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (jgmnb)
But I guess it was no Kings... she would have been Queen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
That doesn’t stop him from talking.
Posted by: Big Mike
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The secret is to inhale through your nose.
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (8RjCi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:16 PM (xvV+O)
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They will tell embarrassing truths if and only if they see no way to prevent them from coming out anyway. See Jake Tapper.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (s0JqF)
I get the globe trotting is fun and important to Trump, but seriously, he needs to settle down and focus on the shit going down here at home for a couple months.
It seems like his cabinet staff, responsible for said retribution can't stay on task without someone up high giving directions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)
I should make some popcorn
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (7mCLy)
Recall the infamous Obama quip about Biden's ability to "fuck things up"? I'm sure the Biden's did.
Joe chose Kamala as a "screw you" to Obama and the rest of the Democrats who'd just thrown him under the bus.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Political theorist at October 29, 2025 02:20 PM (ir/kv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2025 02:20 PM (WPL6O)
The major Democrat who endorsed her and made her nomination inevitable was Joe Biden. It was a big F you to Obama, Pelosi and all the rest who turned on him.
Still makes me laugh.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (oraVG)
Recall the infamous Obama quip about Biden's ability to "fuck things up"? I'm sure the Biden's did.
Joe chose Kamala as a "screw you" to Obama and the rest of the Democrats who'd just thrown him under the bus.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (MNCvZ)
I still remember Joe putting on the Red Hat, and then later, when they asked him who he was voting for, he gave one of those vicious old man grins.
100%, Joe voted for DJT.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (UnA8+)
Like, he doesn't know how to make coalitions on any level. He's a rebel rouser, a community organizer.
Quickly endorsing Kamala once it was obvious she had a direct path to the nomination at the VP with national name recognition and only about 4 weeks to bring together the delegates around any name not Biden was actually smart.
As opposed to Obama's supposed plan of trying to have a fake convention that looks like people choosing, representing roughly .1% of the Democrat coalition. Instead, it's just...the VP, presumptive next in line that people voted for in 2020 as VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
You got something on your chin there Jon boy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (8RjCi)
Well, you got swindled. It’s a swindle.
Posted by: Zombie Malcolm McLaren at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (ReS4d)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2025 02:20 PM (WPL6O)
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Is Nancy Sponge's great great grandma?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (oyazo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 02:15 PM (PFs9e)
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Like most homos, Barack doesn't lack for love of himself. In fact, I think that's what's behind their sexual tastes. They really, really want to make it with themselves.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (s0JqF)
Recall the infamous Obama quip about Biden's ability to "fuck things up"? I'm sure the Biden's did.
Joe chose Kamala as a "screw you" to Obama and the rest of the Democrats who'd just thrown him under the bus.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (MNCvZ)
I still remember Joe putting on the Red Hat, and then later, when they asked him who he was voting for, he gave one of those vicious old man grins.
100%, Joe voted for DJT.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (UnA8+)
DOCTOR Jill wore a red pantsuit when she went to vote.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (ULPxl)
>>major Democrats like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and potential challengers like Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, California Governor Gavin Newsom and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer quickly backing Harris
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I don't remember the whole sequence. Did a bunch of other Dems jump in before The One had Spoken?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (5e+/e)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:23 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: MUMR at October 29, 2025 02:23 PM (quOHo)
Big Mike,
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2025 02:22 PM (oyazo)
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The supposed plan was to get 4 potentials to present at the convention, assuming no one would call delegates and get their commitment to vote for a single candidate at the convention.
Obama would just say, "Here are the 4 (also, one of them is the secret real choice, but not the obvious frontrunner)," and it would just happen. Because he's genuinely a stupid man who doesn't understand politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Recall the infamous Obama quip about Biden's ability to "fuck things up"? I'm sure the Biden's did.
Joe chose Kamala as a "screw you" to Obama and the rest of the Democrats who'd just thrown him under the bus.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 29, 2025 02:19 PM (MNCvZ)
Yeah, they were probably... OK, you forced this idiot on me for 4 years... and want me to keep her for 4 more?
Fine, you want her, you can keep her.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2025 02:23 PM (mP0Kj)
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Might want to read this:
https://store.epm.org/product/heaven
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:24 PM (22p5n)
Big Mike,
Posted by: Ian S
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Mark Kelly. That's who Obama wanted to get it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:24 PM (XvL8K)
Well, you got swindled. It’s a swindle.
Posted by: Zombie Malcolm McLaren at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (ReS4d)
Well, yeah. Even a whole bunch of people who should've known better bought into the historic first, grand unifier, racial healing bullshit and helped put in office one of the nastiest most destructive race-baiting assholes we've had in the Oval Office since Wilson.
Posted by: A big black LGBTQ immigrant con job at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
And told him, "if you won't (not certify), then I made a big mistake 5 years ago."
And that Pence is a little mincing fag who wrote all this down like a jilted teen in his TrapperKeeper.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (g1vDs)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (caSoV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Hilary! at October 29, 2025 02:18 PM (W3AhE)
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Are you, though?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (DRSnL)
This entertains me.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (wtvvX)
A process? WTF? What, were they supposed to hold another primary election in 50 states in August? They had a roll-call vote to replace Capt. Puddin'head.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Can you imagine what a shyteshow that would have been? Democrats aren't noted for their skills at logistics and organization.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (5e+/e)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (7mCLy)
If Trump makes a deal and gets SNAP funding before it lapses, he can take credit for it and the Dems will lose their shit.
More than they already are.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 02:27 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (zZu0s)
Bernie would have been the Dems' best option.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:28 PM (UnA8+)
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Barack "Don't Call My Bluff" Obama, bad at politics?
No!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:28 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: ...
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Shows how ignorant you are. You can't get more than a perfect 100 on an IQ test and I got 92 which is pretty damn good.
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (s0JqF)
Really? I see that guy all over twitter. He always has the most Reddit of takes on every topic.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Mens Room Wall at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (ReS4d)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (DRSnL)
*sobs*
*looks at Bill*
*takes a drink*
Posted by: Hilary! at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (oSeBJ)
They didn't expect to be going up against Trump (ahem... remember????) and they certainly didn't expect that he would say stuff like she isn't black.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (7mCLy)
And told him, "if you won't (not certify), then I made a big mistake 5 years ago."
And that Pence is a little mincing fag who wrote all this down like a jilted teen in his TrapperKeeper.
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Wait. Are suggesting that it is unmanly for a 60+ year old man to keep notes in a star wars trapper keeper????
Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (ir/kv)
has left the station.'
LOL, even Pelosi is tired of his bullsh*t.
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (G0vdT)
Without so much as a by-your-leave-Your-Majesty.
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Back the truck up, Ace-man.
This was in 2024. Without regard to the pathetic, failed coup d'etat by these grubby villeins and mountebanks, Donald I remained the legitimate King, then and now.
The grace of G-d and the fates that chart his glorious trajectory across the pages of history merely dictated that a usurper arise, only to be vanquished by our exalted monarch.
Get it straight, pal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ...
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Shows how ignorant you are. You can't get more than a perfect 100 on an IQ test and I got 92 which is pretty damn good.
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (xvV+O)
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Yeah, Barack, but what about the first time, before you were given the answers? I heard you got a 50.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: MUMR at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (quOHo)
I love this place, Ace. You will never see that headlines and the excellent, unique POV on any of the rote, boring, repetitive, unimaginative Salem Media properties. All of which btw, they want you to pay to read.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (/XJNY)
Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 02:26 PM (5e+/e)
It's like guys like Adlai Stevenson were an entirely different species.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
The "process" Barky had in mind was in him making the call.
Posted by: Halfhand at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (1V6dP)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: Zombie Malcolm McLaren at October 29, 2025 02:21 PM (ReS4d)
"It's a hustle, sweetheart." - Judy Hopps
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks Zootopia was underrated at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Only, in this case, DEI stood for Dick Eating Individual.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (MNCvZ)
This was especially emphasized by incoming donations slowing down significantly in advance of Biden's removal. The fact that Harris ended up abusing those funds, receiving little worth out of them, and then exceeding the exorbitant total with nothing to show for it, is just poetry.
Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (dIske)
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This is generous. Do you call him trying to work an umbrella...
Posted by: I do at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (ir/kv)
'Kamala?' Paul Pelosi asked his wife, Karl reported.
'Don't start with me,' Nancy Pelosi replied in a conversation shortly after her endorsement of the vice president became public. 'Not unless you want this hammer upside your head'.
I think that last part was definitely implied.
Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (/XJNY)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:25 PM (caSoV)
Hey SMH!
It's windy here today. Little goats are not enjoying it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Mens Room Wall at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (ReS4d)
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Does that mean "AOC 2028?"
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (s0JqF)
Some of the things that occurred at the last minutes, Americans were instructing the locals on woke.
More important than life.
Also blind to the timing of events.
Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
The media was wayyyh too on board for it to "just" be senile "Joe". They didn't push anyone else, they didn't sabotage her. She was the plan. This story is bs. Obama doesn't even think. He just stares at his wife's member and drools.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (La9uT)
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This is generous. Do you call him trying to work an umbrella...
Posted by: I do
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Hey I'm an out of the sack thinker!
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (8RjCi)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Night Moves at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Awww..little goats are so cute.
Windy and rainy here...and cold. Only 51.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (caSoV)
I love this place, Ace. You will never see that headlines and the excellent, unique POV on any of the rote, boring, repetitive, unimaginative Salem Media properties. All of which btw, they want you to pay to read.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:31 PM (/XJNY)
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What? Have you found a way around the paywall here?
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: MUMR at October 29, 2025 02:30 PM (quOHo)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
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That's what you get for licking the wallpaper.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (dIske)
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This argument has actually never held water with me.
Democrats do things. They don't wonder if the things are legal.
Kamala being the only one legally able to inherit the warchest (technically, she wasn't, since it was only the Biden campaign at the time, so even then...) was a speedbump that any district judge would handwave away, the process playing out so that mootness just kept things as they were.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (caSoV)
___
Might want to read this:
https://store.epm.org/product/heaven
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:24 PM (22p5n)
You are made to sing Bill Gaither worship songs over and over forever and ever until the end of time.
Posted by: Hell may be preferable at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (La9uT)
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For those unfamiliar with contemporary American politics, Ace -- you're gonna have to be A LOT MOAR specific ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (Eu/sZ)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (caSoV)
As a black, queer woman, I'd like to know how anyone else was supposed to "step forward" in the 36 hours it took them to coronate Kommula.
Posted by: Delurker at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (NhiOW)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:32 PM (/XJNY)
Hmmm. SnakeEater. (MGS shoutout)
Cock Goblin
Dick Wrangler
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:36 PM (/XJNY)
"I choowse you, Kamawa loviee!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:36 PM (g1vDs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:36 PM (8RjCi)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (caSoV)
If it is, then it's been a long time.
Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2025 02:36 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:37 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (La9uT)
LOL
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:37 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: Delurker at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (NhiOW)
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The assumption that a host of power mad, ambitious people would hold off on making calls to delegates because Obama said not to is just the kind of super brain Obama has.
The assumption that Gavin Newsom (or whomever else) could sway people better than Kamala in that moment ("I'm VP. I'm obviously next in line. Just say my name and make this process easy.") is and always was ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
___
Bless your heart.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:35 PM (caSoV)
Don't tell me you're a Bill Gaither fan...
Posted by: Hell may be preferable at October 29, 2025 02:37 PM (TbWk/)
"I choowse you, Kamawa loviee!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:36 PM (g1vDs)
He may be a demented retard gay boy, but i think even he realizes she is nkt the best spokesmen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (La9uT)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (/XJNY)
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See also, "deem and pass."
Laws never stop the Dems, never have, never will.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (g1vDs)
AOC is a Nazi...
https://tinyurl.com/4afe54ny
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (K7yvy)
Have we learned nothing?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (La9uT)
It doesn't make him look competent.
It makes him look like he doesn't even have enough juice to wrangle Nasty Pee-lousy.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (+qU29)
It makes him look like he doesn't even have enough juice to wrangle Nasty Pee-lousy.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
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He said a naughty word. He's a manly man. So manly.
Please, men. Please vote Democrat again. Remember the Obama years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
I first saw it yesterday morning and this is the only site I'm seeing it on.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
___________________________________
TRO Stay, Appeals up the ladder, all the while the funds are untouchable. USSC, rules according to the law in place. Nah, they couldn't ignore the reality of it.
Plus, they were having really collection problems at the time. Trump was outpacing them significantly. Money was the deciding factor on Harris. You won't convince me otherwise.
PS: Subscribed to your YouTube...looking forward to your reviews.
Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hell may be preferable at October 29, 2025 02:37 PM (TbWk/)
Huh. Had to look the guy up. I usually do not chuck too many rocks at openly and proud Christian singers.
You know, unless they really suck.
This guy, I do not know, but might know if I heard him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:29 PM (oSeBJ)
The last time I saw him was April 14, 2025. He was begging me for Anna Puma's personal contact info.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (oSeBJ)
Newscum
Gay Mayor
The Brain dead Sen from PA is the ONLY one that might have had a chance, because he talks some sense.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (jFCkp)
Have we learned nothing?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:38 PM (La9uT)
The jizz leaking from his anus may be evidence of Barry being a competent bottom. Even that might be a stretch.
Posted by: Maybe a stretch once upon a time at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cheri at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (oSeBJ)
Plus, they were having really collection problems at the time. Trump was outpacing them significantly. Money was the deciding factor on Harris. You won't convince me otherwise.
PS: Subscribed to your YouTube...looking forward to your reviews.
Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)
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I remember the paperwork to transfer the money from Biden to Kamala was...substandard. Like, quickly written handwritten changes.
She wasn't legally allowed the money since Biden hadn't formed a ticket for 2024. No one challenged it.
And thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (jFCkp)
Posted by: MUMR at October 29, 2025 02:41 PM (quOHo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (FCrpy)
Kuato might have been interesting.
-Quaid, opening his mind
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (g47mK)
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Its been stretched multiple times.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (jFCkp)
I think Obama wanted the brown woman, simple as that. And he's not very smart. This kind of skin solidarity is creepy, but pretty standard stuff.
I see his phiz these days in advertisements promoting CA Prop 50, i.e. emergency gerrymandering in violation of the state constitution. I'll vote, even though I believe the election is rigged, like all CA elections now. I suppose the ads are to make the fake election more plausible.
I don't like to see Obama, don't like to hear his voice. Lying shitweasel. Puppet who thinks he's the pupeteer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (GVQFY)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (/XJNY)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:42 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Possibly but the smell would be horrendous.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (xvV+O)
He definitely picked on, and probably both.
He empowered Biden, either way.
Barry is trying to say "Look, I created this wonderful world and then you guys went and ruined it. I am smaaaat, not like people say. And if you had only listened to me,......"
This is all ego damage control.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (La9uT)
That happened with me a couple weeks ago. It's the relative font size somehow. The word wrap is the same as in desktop/laptop browsers, which makes it too small relative to the rest of the site.
The stupid Edge for Android works, however, uses a bigger relative font size, and I've been using that here on the stupid phone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (3J7e7)
Are you, though?
Posted by: Jordan61
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*sobs*
*looks at Bill*
*takes a drink*
Posted by: Hilary!
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If you let him phuck the female interns like he did with Monica, he wouldn't be wearing your nasty ass out. You stupid olde drunken hag that will never be president.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
But it makes him look smart and correct, and that the "old guard" (har har) should conveniently take the fall for the Kamala they ALL insisted was amazing and perfect.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (7mCLy)
He definitely picked on, and probably both.
He empowered Biden, either way.
Barry is trying to say "Look, I created this wonderful world and then you guys went and ruined it. I am smaaaat, not like people say. And if you had only listened to me,......"
This is all ego damage control.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (La9uT)
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I fully believe that Obama soured on Kamala when she lost popularity after becoming VP. She was definitely his pick, some kind of perfect choice between SF powerplayers and Obama's DEI ideals, except she was...terrible at everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (xvV+
That's dumpsters for you.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (7mCLy)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (caSoV)
That happened with me a couple weeks ago. It's the relative font size somehow. The word wrap is the same as in desktop/laptop browsers, which makes it too small relative to the rest of the site.
The stupid Edge for Android works, however, uses a bigger relative font size, and I've been using that here on the stupid phone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:43 PM (w6EF
All kinds of weird and stupid browser shit has been happening this month. I blame the release of Windows 11.
Posted by: Go to hell, Microsoft! at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (La9uT)
I first saw it yesterday morning and this is the only site I'm seeing it on.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (4DY5T)
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I've noticed that as well. At first I thought someone blew the margins, but that wasn't it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Big Penguin at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:40 PM (oSeBJ)
That's not creepy at all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: Nostradamus at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (K4npd)
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (xvV+O)
To say nothing of brat and fun. I'm sure I'm forgetting other lame attempts to make her sound cool.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
At least he’s entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I miss MUMR.
"I braid my pubes because pretty".
I liked to weecked my truck when I read that. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (EVFZ5)
After Biden’s ouster, Obama — who did not return a request for comment Wednesday — wanted Arizona Sen. and former astronaut Mark Kelly “at the top of the ticket” when the Democratic National Convention is held next month, the source said.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhh5x8d
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK)
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To say nothing of brat and fun. I'm sure I'm forgetting other lame attempts to make her sound cool.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
Coconut!
Posted by: Coconut! at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (ULPxl)
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I read that and all I hear is that Obama failed to position her for success.
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (g1vDs)
Posted by: Barry at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (7mCLy)
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (g1vDs)
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He didn't tell her how to fix the border, even though she did fix the border, and the border never needed fixing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Edge works though -- you can see the relative font size scaling changes the word wrap in the gray boxes. There is nothing I can find in the Chrome or Android settings to change that.
I've never tried Firefox for android, don't know how it would behave, but Edge does use the old scaling. That's just barely big enough when I zoom in enough. With Chrome, if you embiggen enough to read, the texts goes past the screen edge. It's infuriating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Barry at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (7mCLy)
It's ice cream!!!
Posted by: the seal at October 29, 2025 02:48 PM (ULPxl)
At least he’s entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I miss MUMR.
"I braid my pubes because pretty".
I liked to weecked my truck when I read that. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223
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That was memorable, wasn't it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 29, 2025 02:48 PM (QVmho)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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This may be true, but had he really soured on her he would have kneecapped her before she had a chance to jump in. You don't leave ambitious people around looking for a chance to spoil things.
I think he did sour on her, but thought he was brilliant enough to get that dog over the finish line anyway, with charisma and cheating. (mostly cheating.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM (La9uT)
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WHAT WILL HE BRING US ?!
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK)
I———
Firsts?
Posted by: Nostradamus at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM (K4npd)
I think he did sour on her, but thought he was brilliant enough to get that dog over the finish line anyway, with charisma and cheating. (mostly cheating.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM (La9uT)
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How do you get rid of the VP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhh5x8d
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (XvL8K)
Good find. IMO he saw the polling after Trump lived and didn't want ownership.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:50 PM (7mCLy)
I thought that was some airheaded chick "journalist." So, yeah, it could have been Jonathan Karl.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 29, 2025 02:50 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 02:50 PM (g47mK)
He definitely picked on, and probably both.
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He hated Brandon - everyone hated Brandon. Brandon was an emergency choice since Jarrett's choice (Harris) imploded like the OceanGate Titan, and they needed someone with name recognition to hide in his basement and pretend not to be a raving Communist.
Brandon "picked" Harris because the Jarrett faction forced the feeble old man to do it. They figured they could force him aside pretty quickly and slam that whore into the Oval at just about any juncture - but she continued imploding, to a black hole, and then to a shit-singularity.
I don't know whether Jarrett had settled on trying her out again or retiring her by the time of their failed assassination plot, but in either case, they are seeking to distance themselves from this total failure machine now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (BI5O2)
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That's terrible. Anyway....
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (jFCkp)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM
Awww....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (ySpAZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
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I wonder if it was the DogEater or someone else who rubbed our collective faces in that other brain-damaged retard black immigrant lesbian Baby Groot feces known as KJP -- not to be confused with that other brain-damaged retard on The SCOTUS, KBJ?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (Eu/sZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (jFCkp)
lol, "very difficult day", said Bari Weiss, barely able to contain her laughter (took some liberty with that one, fake but accurate!)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
"That's what I'ld Like to know"
(I think that is an actual Tricky Dicky quote, from Laugh-in maybe.)
Posted by: Spiro Agnew (He's our hero!) at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (La9uT)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (7mCLy)
Hey JQ (proficient girl auto mechanic)!
Do you happen to have a boyfriend named Vinny?
(maybe somebody already commented on this association?)
Posted by: Fenderbender at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (1FEc1)
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I read that and all I hear is that Obama failed to position her for success.
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2025 02:47 PM (g1vDs)
________
Well, the kind of positioning Kamala could do, wasn't something Barack was into.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: MUMR at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (quOHo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:54 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (EYmYM)
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True, except they can't actually turn on him because his aura with black voters is just...immaculate. Everything since 2012 has been about retaining the black electorate for Democrats, only ever matched in 2020 when things were...fortified.
Appealing to radical black racists is kind of all they really know anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
Compare the word wrapping in the gray boxes, and you can see the difference in relative font size. There are font size setting in the Android main settings, which seem to work with many other sites, making the font size bigger, and wrapping correctly, but it don't work with Pixy.
I'm sure it's something about Chrome for Android and the font size it picks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:54 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:53 PM (s0JqF)
But did she blow Big Mike?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:54 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (ySpAZ)
Brandon "picked" Harris because the Jarrett faction forced the feeble old man to do it. They figured they could force him aside pretty quickly and slam that whore into the Oval at just about any juncture - but she continued imploding, to a black hole, and then to a shit-singularity.
I don't know whether Jarrett had settled on trying her out again or retiring her by the time of their failed assassination plot, but in either case, they are seeking to distance themselves from this total failure machine now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (BI5O2)
The entire Jussie Smollett Hoax was done in an attempt to push Commie-La's candidacy.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (UnA8+)
Obama can't even choose which hole to put it in. Jarrett's made his decisions since childhood, and that never changed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (8RjCi)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (+qU29)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM
Awww....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (ySpAZ)
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Do French Bulldogs bark with an accent?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (Eu/sZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (BI5O2)
I have a sneaking suspicion that second choice was Nikki Haley, who would have brought on a Deep State cabinet and be a proper marionette
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (rbvCR)
Yes, but it's the size relative to the screen margins. On Chrome for Android, if you embiggen the text large enough to read, the margins are blown.
With Edge (and Safari, as mentioned above), the relative wrapping is just big enough it will just barely fit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (w6EFb)
The entire Jussie Smollett Hoax was done in an attempt to push Commie-La's candidacy.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:55 PM (UnA8+)
At least to push her ridiculous anti-lynching bill, in any event. He and the crooked prosecutor who cut him loose (Foxx) were both campaign surrogates of hers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (BI5O2)
If they had nominated someone else, they might have won OR still have Biden's money to give to the party.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (gDhA9)
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Now, I tried to position her for "suck sex" but her vagina killed my mood.... and boner.
Posted by: Shit Midas Obama at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 02:52 PM (hlNLQ)
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Why do the Japanese handle "R" but not "L", while the Chinese are the opposite? (Christmas Story got it backwards.)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (vuTLx)
Quick! Everyone get on the Idiot Squisher!
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (EVFZ5)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (caSoV)
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Somebody is listening to him based on his more than one recent trips to 10 Downing St. I read that Pompeo has also been there. Sounds nefarious to say the least.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Eeyore
Rotsa ruck!
Solly Chalie!
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (s0JqF)
I'd posit that they don't really even handle "R".
It sounds halfway between "R" and "D" in Japanese.
Posted by: XTC at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM
Awww....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 02:51 PM (ySpAZ)
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Somebody already got him a "My First Dropped Rifle" toy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 29, 2025 02:56 PM (Eu/sZ)
Le Woof!
- French Bulldogs
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 02:59 PM (oSeBJ)
Solly Chalie!
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (EVFZ5)
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What the fuck are robster craws?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 02:59 PM (GdzM3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 02:59 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (hlNLQ)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Good suicide plan from the obese tatooed black woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (xvV+O)
Solly Chalie!
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (EVFZ5)
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What the fuck are robster craws?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 02:59 PM
What the fuck is a frush?
- Booger
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (ySpAZ)
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (caSoV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (EYmYM)
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Not only did she continually implode during those 4 years, they couldn't crowbar Jill and Joe out of the WH.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (qBdHI)
I feel like this happened before and I either fixed it in Chrome or it fixed itself. Which, I guess, are my only two options if I want to stick with Chrome. My eyes, tho...
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney
Think again
Dr. Jill Biden
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Posted by: Operator Error
https://tinyurl.com/ys4efxuh
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Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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Yep.
These people have no idea.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (caSoV)
Yes. Frenchies don't know how to bark properly.
youtube.com/shorts/lsulWyLHY5E
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
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...Star Trek?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
I'm thinking... it's all "truthy" fanfiction.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (xvV+O)
Lol.
Baby's First Galois
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (EVFZ5)
Palomino has entered the chat.
Posted by: TIM WALZ at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (njGzd)
Posted by: Eeyore
Neither language distinguish (Chinese is several languages with same character set, so not sure about all that bit.)
But in Japan, that L/R sound sounds more like an R, but in China the closest they come sounds like an L. Once you grow up without learning the difference it is hard to tell them apart so when they speak it ends up sounding like their native version.
Posted by: Spiro Agnew (He's our hero!) at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (La9uT)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
Good thing she's unintelligible.
Posted by: Seriously, was that even English? at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Lightfoot at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (HfgjV)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (caSoV)
________
Is there a version with subtitles, or dubbed in English?
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: tubal
The many advantages of 9mm over .45ACP?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 02:57 PM (s0JqF)
it is because the R and L are not differentiated and the single sound used is pronounced with the tongue held differently in each language. English is unusual because it is all bunched up in the back for the R, and with the tip at the ridge just behind the teeth for L, but Japanese and Korean, for example, hold the tongue parallel to the roof of the mouth which sounds more like L than R. English also uses a slightly pursed lips for R, which is lost on Korean speakers, who hold their mouths like and English L.
A Chinese speaker would have to help with that side though.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
Barack Obama's high level of masculinity.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (oSeBJ)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
Good thing she's unintelligible.
Posted by: Seriously, was that even English? at October 29, 2025 03:03 PM (TbWk/)
She is a caricature of a parody about a stereotype.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (PCK5/)
So I assume there was a divided faction on who would be the nominee. But the Dems giving it to someone besides the VP would have them concede they were wrong about making her VP.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (EYmYM)
Somehow I think she might not be up when I go to the grocery store at 6:30 a.m.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Zee Franch Bulldog! at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 03:05 PM (3J7e7)
Well, if qdpsteve was allowed back, why not MUMR?
At least he’s entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Wasn't qdpsteve re-banned?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (5e+/e)
So I assume there was a divided faction on who would be the nominee. But the Dems giving it to someone besides the VP would have them concede they were wrong about making her VP.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 03:04 PM (EYmYM)
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The only way to force out Biden would have been impeachment, which would have been a disaster for Democrats even bigger than what they were already facing.
The 25th Amendment wouldn't have worked. A letter from the President to the Speaker of the House ends the entire effort. It's designed for presidents in comas or missing, no really stupid but awake and able to order the use of an autopen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (+qU29)
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (caSoV)
***
If some obviously distressed person approaches me after the 1st, I'll probably take them into the store and buy them a few things to eat. On the other hand, if it is some rag-tag beyotch with long fingernails, tats, and nose studs, it is a new ball game.
I will win.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (2WIwB)
Well, if qdpsteve was allowed back, why not MUMR?
At least he’s entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Wasn't qdpsteve re-banned?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (5e+/e)
That did not take long. What’d he do this time?
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (PCK5/)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM
***
It doesn't look like a muslim
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (Bo9Yf)
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM
There is much iron in this man's words. And lead.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (ySpAZ)
Posted by: Eeyore
Next up
G vs K
and why is it OK to call koreans gook (or kook, eyc) but not the vietnamese.
Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (GdzM3)
Posted by: ShainS
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They were originally bred in England.
There was some French industry, can't remember what, where the workers had to lay face down to do their work. They french bulldogs would lay on the back of their legs to keep them warm. That's how they took off in France, or so I read somewhere.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (5e+/e)
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Yes. Talking shit about the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Eeyore
Neither language distinguish (Chinese is several languages with same character set, so not sure about all that bit.)
But in Japan, that L/R sound sounds more like an R, but in China the closest they come sounds like an L. Once you grow up without learning the difference it is hard to tell them apart so when they speak it ends up sounding like their native version.
Posted by: Spiro Agnew (He's our hero!) at October 29, 2025 03:02 PM (La9uT)
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I just go by being a navy buff. There are many IJN ships with an "R". Hiryu, Soryu, Kirishima, Haruna. I could go on. I cannot think of one with a "L".
But in the 19th C, the Chinese had an Admiral Lang. (And a Scots adviser, same name.) And Lao Tsu, etc.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 03:08 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Lightfoot at October 29, 2025 03:08 PM (HfgjV)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 03:06 PM (5e+/e)
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Yes. Talking shit about the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (DRSnL)
Why the hell would anyone do that?
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:08 PM (PCK5/)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
There is nothing wrong with that woman. She is the product of a poor environment.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (vuTLx)
http://tiny.cc/akdu001
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 02:49 PM
***
It doesn't look like a muslim
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (Bo9Yf)
***
Northern France.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (2WIwB)
Chinese and Japanese are very different languages. It's reflect in the difficulty of their writing systems, and in their pronunciations.
Japanese is more similar to our language, insofar as Chinese has an important tonal component. This is reflected in Japanese's phonetic alphabet, and the commensurate ease of pronunciation compared to Chinese.
The voiced vs. non-voiced non-rhotal "r" is an example. Many Chinese pronounce it closer to "sh," "zh," or "j" than what a Westerner considers an "r".
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (p/Ri7)
- Booger
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (ySpAZ)
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See, someone gets me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (DRSnL)
http://tiny.cc/qkdu001
If so, that's retarded, sir.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (DRSnL)
Why the hell would anyone do that?
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:08 PM (PCK5/)
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It seems he never dealt with his impulse control issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
Jordan!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (caSoV)
They only ones who understand that hood rat shit is other hood rats. Publicly broadcasted, but still OPSEC.
Posted by: one hour sober at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Well, the stuttering clusterfuck is actually correct here......
Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (ySpAZ)
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (A0sqA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (3J7e7)
Posted by: Operator Error
Because gook isn't a word in Vietnamese? (I don't know I've never heard the language)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 03:07 PM (GdzM3)
Dude! Because Gook comes from Hangook, the Korean name for Korea, Vietnamese are called slopes.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (rbvCR)
http://tiny.cc/qkdu001
If so, that's retarded, sir.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2025 03:09 PM (Yp6az)
The NBA is awful. Haven't watched it in years......years and years....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (jt/rW)
The Saturday night of the Texas meet up qdp wanted to know if the list of attendees was going to be released.
What the hell he wanted the list for i can only imagine.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (3ek7K)
Obama has no clue about the process because the Dems only have a process to disguise their backroom pick.
Posted by: the way I see It at October 29, 2025 03:12 PM (EYmYM)
Why the hell would anyone do that?
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:08 PM (PCK5/)
He wasn't there, threw out some wild speculation about some that WERE actually there and got righteously banned for it.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:12 PM (p/Ri7)
Old Korean tribal distinction that GIs picked up on and transformed into a racial derogation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2025 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
https://tinyurl.com/ywa37dna
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
Thousand$ in tats, nice car, this twit can take a flying leap. Yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 03:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2025 02:58 PM (xvV+O)
This is HOF material...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2025 03:14 PM (PiwSw)
Thousand$ in tats, nice car, this twit can take a flying leap. Yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 03:13 PM (2WIwB)
Reparations, bitch!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:14 PM (p/Ri7)
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH
Third sound will he harp music.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:15 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: fourseasons
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Yes. That was just creepy.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 03:15 PM (W3AhE)
Old Korean tribal distinction that GIs picked up on and transformed into a racial derogation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
So, like Yankee vs. Redneck?
Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 03:16 PM (GdzM3)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 03:16 PM (+qU29)
Old Korean tribal distinction that GIs picked up on and transformed into a racial derogation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
So, like Yankee vs. Redneck?
Posted by: Operator Error at October 29, 2025 03:16 PM (GdzM3)
Yangs and Comes?
Posted by: E...Pleb...NISTA! at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (TbWk/)
What the hell he wanted the list for i can only imagine.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (3ek7K)
The beauty of the MoMe's is that it's a gathering of like-minded anonymous persons to eat, drink, in some instances shoot fine weaponry, and be merry, all while going back to being anonymous after it's over.
Targeting the individuals attending because you're some basement dwelling momma's boy just isn't how you make friends round these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Kindltot
I was amused when I realized that Hankook Tires probably had to change the transliteration of their name so as to not offend the perpetually offended in the US.
"Like... why? It's our word!"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (a+4eV)
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH
Third sound will he harp music.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:15 PM (EVFZ5)
Don't think they will qualify for the Harp Music place...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (3ek7K)
Third sound will he harp music.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:15 PM (EVFZ5)
Or, more likely, the crackle of flames.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:18 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 03:16 PM (+qU29)
If she wanted to branch out into Undocumented Home Inventory Relocations she could always look for the "Hate Has No Home Here" signs.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2025 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:10 PM (ySpAZ)
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LOL
*Omega Mu fistbump back*
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2025 03:18 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (caSoV)
Posted by: Romeo13
It's in the waiting room.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (ySpAZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge
___
Well put.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:19 PM (caSoV)
Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum)
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That is just how the Japanese characters are translated into English alphabet. They don't use L at all for that at all. L only exists in japan in English characters for foreign words.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (La9uT)
What the hell he wanted the list for i can only imagine.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 29, 2025 03:11 PM (3ek7K)
The beauty of the MoMe's is that it's a gathering of like-minded anonymous persons to eat, drink, in some instances shoot fine weaponry, and be merry, all while going back to being anonymous after it's over.
Targeting the individuals attending because you're some basement dwelling momma's boy just isn't how you make friends round these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:17 PM (p/Ri7)
Wow, that's WAY out there.
Posted by: Like Pluto, man, just gone at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (TbWk/)
"You grab my basket of groceries that I paid for with my f*cking money you're gonna hear 2 sounds. There's gonna be 3 sounds but you won't hear the 3rd."
https://tinyurl.com/mvjanjzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 29, 2025 03:00 PM (caSoV)
Three sounds?
*mimes charging a 1911*
Ching Ching Pow
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Kindltot
And this is where rsdb.org is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (3J7e7)
Third sound will he harp music.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 03:15 PM (EVFZ5)
Or, more likely, the crackle of flames.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:18 PM (p/Ri7)
_______
Screwtape's voice.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I kind of thought it was because the Koreans probably greeted the sight of American GIs with exclamations of "Mi-guk" i.e. "Americans!"
But I have to admit that's just a mostly uneducated guess.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2025 03:20 PM (a+4eV)
Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2025 03:12 PM (p/Ri7)
His original banning concerned wild (and unfunny) speculation about the TXMOME, IIRC. That boy's attic got a few more toys to clear out...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 29, 2025 03:21 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
Toothpicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2025 03:21 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2025 03:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2025 03:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Except for Tom Homan. Ho' man, he's a self-motivated, go getting son of a gun. Put him and Steven Miller in charge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2025 05:05 PM (yZqjq)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Vietnamese live on the hillsides?
Don't leave me hanging.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2025 05:13 PM (yZqjq)
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