The Humpday Before Halloween Cafe

From the First Lady's twitter account

This cat might be a witch.

The "stop touching me/I'm not touching you" game, as played by dogs.

It is the natural drive of every living being to make things fall from great heights.

In a litter of cute puppies, she's the cutest.

Deer wants to join the pack.

When dogs go trick or treating.

Taking a lab puppy with you as you get your car washed.

Antifa the moment they don't have more bodies than the people they're bullying and attacking.

Gray skies are beautiful too. (Sometimes.)

They're rushing to get stars on their bellies.

Serenading a hamster.

I call this fish "Big-Faced Fish."

Humpback whale, with a Standard Half-Naked Woman for scale comparison.

Halloween costumes for dogs

The last one is epic

pic.twitter.com/gHHLdmBUzX
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 12, 2025

This is the way its suppose to be, free and full of life 🌊🐪 pic.twitter.com/9hfjGmRjQp
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) November 10, 2024

Adorable dogs showing off their Halloween costumespic.twitter.com/wnfR2iReZa
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 28, 2025

It's that time again.. Halloween is two days away. 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻 pic.twitter.com/4KC42SdNo0
— Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) October 29, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM

Comments

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1 That's a lot of pumpkins.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 07:23 PM (W3AhE)

2 ZzzzZ

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 29, 2025 07:23 PM (pieWX)

3 ‘Watching Mike Tyson Fight A Baby’: Democrats Reportedly Can’t Stop Laughing At KJP Stump For Her Book

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2025 07:24 PM (GITLP)

4 Foshizzle My Nizzle.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2025 07:24 PM (REW3+)

5
Diana's being a jerk again. "Chicken? Hamburger? Naaaah."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:26 PM (tgvbd)

6 That litter of Golden pups...sweet!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2025 07:26 PM (j5WMt)

7 Never could put a costume on my old pup. He would have complied, but he was a dignified doggeh.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (W3AhE)

8 I like the gray sky. Storm wind. I can smell it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (zYpTz)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (+qU29)

10 Melania has more class in her little finger than all the sorority society bitches in the world.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (QGLzn)

11
White House Halloween party is tomorrow on the South Lawn, 4:00 PM to 8:30 PM! I hope it's televised live.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:29 PM (5e+/e)

12 The right wing has more pumpkins.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

13
Never could put a costume on my old pup. He would have complied, but he was a dignified doggeh.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (W3AhE)

_________

Borzoi adopt the look of dignified suffering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:29 PM (tgvbd)

14 Despite the constant bombardment of blandishments from Big Penguin, thank you for another Café with no mephitic Sphenisciformes, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

15 Melania has more class in her little finger than all the sorority society bitches in the world.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2025 07:28 PM (QGLzn)
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On a normal timeline, she would be on all the magazine covers and the publishers would be rolling on cash, but the current age is gay and retarded.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

16 Borzoi adopt the look of dignified suffering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----
Old pup was a bloodhound mix. He had the mournful look down pat.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 07:31 PM (W3AhE)

17 The wolfhounds and I used to trick or treat with an empty highball glass.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2025 07:32 PM (QGLzn)

18 Chicks do dig Halloween.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

19
Watching Mike Tyson Fight A Baby’: Democrats Reportedly Can’t Stop Laughing At KJP Stump For Her Book
Posted by: SMOD

=============

Her New Yorker interview is in the internet archive. Pure printed cringe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:32 PM (5e+/e)

20 Deer took long enough to get settled

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 07:33 PM (+qU29)

21 FYI, University of Mississippi is hosting a special TPUSA event with JD Vance and Erika Kirk. TOday , now.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

22 This is not good at all. Hope, it's not a precursor to the 2026 American elections...

Eva. Vlaardingerbroek@EvaVlaar

This is so bad. The first exit polls show the globalist D66 Party as the winner of the Dutch election, beating Wilders’ PVV who suffered a big loss.

That means more mass migration, more replacement, more climate regulations, more censorship, more EU, more gender madness and Rob Jetten, a woke, openly gay Champagne socialist, will most likely become the country’s Prime Minister.

Man, it’s all so messed up.

Anyway, today we black pill, tomorrow we fight

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 29, 2025 07:35 PM (TGPs7)

23 Kamala can breathe through her eyelids, like a lava lizard.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 07:36 PM (jc0TO)

24 Sperm whale

Posted by: Don Black. Message: coffee is for closers at October 29, 2025 07:36 PM (AOsQT)

25 Chicks do dig Halloween.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

I bet leftist women fantasize about being ravished by a handsome vampire.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 07:36 PM (Ewgzw)

26 I have a feeling the US is going to be taking in a lot of refugees from Europe in the coming years...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 29, 2025 07:37 PM (TGPs7)

27 The 2005 children’s book "And Tango Makes Three", based on a true story, is about a homosexual Chinstrap Penguin couple in New York’s Central Park Zoo. This is the kind of sick subversive propaganda is primarily promoted by Big Penguin, with assistance from George Soros and the PPP. Efforts to disparage Penguin Facts are also funded by these demonic supporters of the mephitic menace.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 29, 2025 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

28 Three legged dog wearing the IHOP sweater. GENIUS!!!

Posted by: Disgruntled Monkey on the Lamb (with the sniffles) at October 29, 2025 07:38 PM (dIske)

29 I love how dogs, especially goldens, smile.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2025 07:39 PM (hlNLQ)

30 Sperm whale
Posted by: Don Black. Message: coffee is for closers at October 29, 2025 07:36 PM (AOsQT)

Yes thank you.

Easy to remember as that is what Moby Dick was.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:39 PM (EYmYM)

31
I have a feeling the US is going to be taking in a lot of refugees from Europe in the coming years...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 29, 2025 07:37 PM (TGPs7)

__________

They will still think of us as trailer trash that won a $1 billion lottery jackpot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:39 PM (tgvbd)

32 This is not good at all. Hope, it's not a precursor to the 2026 American elections...

Eva. Vlaardingerbroek@EvaVlaar

This is so bad. The first exit polls show the globalist D66 Party as the winner of the Dutch election, beating Wilders’ PVV who suffered a big loss.

Did PVV lose seats or is D66 poaching the other left parties?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 07:40 PM (jc0TO)

33 I'm watching "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story". What a strange surreal little gem.

My favorite bit so far: teenage Al is invited to a party and is shocked by the wanton goings on. "You didn't tell me this was a polka party! What if my parents find out?!" The cops bust it up, of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM (kpS4V)

34 28 Our Corpsmen adopted a three legged dog (lot of them in Vietnam at the time). Named it Darvon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM (gm9Sb)

35 My golden Jack was the only make in a liter of 6. He got all the testosterone.

Fortunately, he used it for good. He aggressively loved everyone he ever met.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM (viF8m)

36
That means more mass migration, more replacement, more climate regulations, more censorship, more EU, more gender madness and Rob Jetten, a woke, openly gay Champagne socialist, will most likely become the country’s Prime Minister.

__________

*shrugs indifferently*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM (tgvbd)

37
Melania has more class in her little finger than all the sorority society bitches in the world.
Posted by: Ben Had

============

I can't wait to see her Christmas decor and to hate-read lefty complaints about it. I also can't wait for the same thing when she reigns over the grand opening event of the East Wing ballroom, with all the lefties fuming and screaming because they weren't invited.

"It's true it's an abomination and I've said so, but I would have hoped that protocol would have been observed and those of us who spent so much time at the White House would be included in the first guests."

--Jen Psaki in righteous snot-nosed indignation

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (5e+/e)

38 @autismcapital wants JD Vance to dress up as his own meme for Halloween: the one where he has a cabbage patch kid fat face and the weird heir and beard.

Honestly, that would be awesome. But I wonder what staple wig he could purchase off the shelf and it would work right out of the bag for the costume. It's like a permed mullet, they were trying to make him look at white trash as possible in the meme.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (gWBY1)

39 The 2005 children’s book "And Tango Makes Three", based on a true story, is about a homosexual Chinstrap Penguin couple in New York’s Central Park Zoo. This is the kind of sick subversive propaganda is primarily promoted by Big Penguin, with assistance from George Soros and the PPP. Efforts to disparage Penguin Facts are also funded by these demonic supporters of the mephitic menace.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 29, 2025 07:37 PM

Preach it, Penguin Facts!! Stand strong for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

40 They will still think of us as trailer trash that won a $1 billion lottery jackpot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:39 PM (tgvbd)

To be fair, some of us are trailer trash. Of one kind or another. I know I am.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (urtE/)

41 The Tulip Merchants are too tall. The need some swarthies to lower the average.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 07:43 PM (jc0TO)

42
My golden Jack was the only make in a liter of 6. He got all the testosterone.

__________

Puff was the only girl in her litter. She had all the boys tied up in knots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd)

43 I thought it was a sperm whale too at first, upside down, but I think it really is a humpback and I’m a marine biologist.

Posted by: George Costanza, PhD at October 29, 2025 07:44 PM (hlNLQ)

44 My girls won't wear costumes, but they will happily shred them for you. If that's what you're after.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:44 PM (urtE/)

45 male not make

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

46 "It's true it's an abomination and I've said so, but I would have hoped that protocol would have been observed and those of us who spent so much time at the White House would be included in the first guests."

--Jen Psaki in righteous snot-nosed indignation
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (5e+/e)

Followed by, "We were so mad she didn't invite us, we almost didn't come."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (zYpTz)

47 Serenading a hamster.

Psssst....Ace....guinea pig.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

48 22 This is not good at all. Hope, it's not a precursor to the 2026 American elections...

Eva. Vlaardingerbroek@EvaVlaar

This is so bad. The first exit polls show the globalist D66 Party as the winner of the Dutch election, beating Wilders’ PVV who suffered a big loss.

That means more mass migration, more replacement, more climate regulations, more censorship, more EU, more gender madness and Rob Jetten, a woke, openly gay Champagne socialist, will most likely become the country’s Prime Minister.

Man, it’s all so messed up.

Anyway, today we black pill, tomorrow we fight
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Europeon elections are more dicked up than ours.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (Wg6v7)

49

Of course anyone from West Virginia is a hillbilly.

WTF is wrong with people.

Yeah I know, it's a long list.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (3ek7K)

50 I had a three legged dog as a kid.Dad named him Tripod.

Posted by: George Costanza, PhD at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (hlNLQ)

51 Pierre Robert, the voice of Philadelphia rock radio for 44 years as a DJ on 93.3 WMMR, died Wednesday. His agent confirmed his death to Rolling Stone. Robert was 70.

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (GITLP)

52 Our Corpsmen adopted a three legged dog (lot of them in Vietnam at the time).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM

Those-in-the-know know you don't eat good dog all at once.

Posted by: Barry H. Soetoro at October 29, 2025 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

53
"It's true it's an abomination and I've said so, but I would have hoped that protocol would have been observed and those of us who spent so much time at the White House would be included in the first guests."

Invite them over to wash the dishes.

It's an honorable profession!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 29, 2025 07:46 PM (dTGxT)

54 I love those doggie costumes

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29)

55 Trump should dress up like King George

JD Vance like Lil Abner

Hegseth as Rambo

Bondi as a sexy judge ( mini judge robe)

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:46 PM (EYmYM)

56 I know what size humpback whales are because they are everywhere in Resurrection Bay and come up to feed pretty often. When they come up next to a kayak, you sort of hope the kayaker knows how to upright one after a big wave, because they bring it. But I think I would be more frightened by an orca swimming alongside a kayak. They only do so if they think it would be fun to "play" with.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:46 PM (urtE/)

57 40 They will still think of us as trailer trash that won a $1 billion lottery jackpot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:39 PM (tgvbd)

To be fair, some of us are trailer trash. Of one kind or another. I know I am.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (urtE/)
My first house purchase was a trailer house. I was some kind of proud of it too.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2025 07:47 PM (LHPAg)

58 My favorite bit so far: teenage Al is invited to a party and is shocked by the wanton goings on. "You didn't tell me this was a polka party! What if my parents find out?!" The cops bust it up, of course.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 29, 2025 07:41 PM (kpS4V)

Weird Al is a national treasure.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2025 07:48 PM (zYpTz)

59 Trailer trash >>> Eurotards

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 07:48 PM (W3AhE)

60
The story out there is that Barky is going to New Jersey in order to fire a few torpedoes below the waterline of their sinking candidate for Governor.

You be you, Barky, and I am sure the sinking will be swift and sure!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 29, 2025 07:48 PM (dTGxT)

61 >>I thought it was a sperm whale too at first, upside down, but I think it really is a humpback and I’m a marine biologist.

You were right the first time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)

62 Probably the lefty parties gave way

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 07:50 PM (bXbFr)

63 My first house purchase was a trailer house. I was some kind of proud of it too.
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2025 07:47 PM (LHPAg)

The year my dad was building the Kenai Airport, in the early '60's, we lived in a pink house trailer in Anchor Park, just up the bluff from the beach. Seven people, two bedrooms. Some bunks in the hall. But it had a fabulous swing set, slide and sandbox, and back then all five kids could just wander around town or down to the beach and nobody batted an eyelash. We found a beluga washed up on the beach and I can still remember what that smelled like. It wasn't roses.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:50 PM (urtE/)

64 Heh. Friends of mine are coming over tomorrow. He's taking me car shopping, she's going to give me a little help in the house cleaning department. She says when they leave they have to get Halloween stuff for the cats. Her son and DiL already got stuff for the dogs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 07:50 PM (gm9Sb)

65 61 >>I thought it was a sperm whale too at first, upside down, but I think it really is a humpback and I’m a marine biologist.

You were right the first time.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)

Humpbacks don't have that huge flat head. They have a huge jaw instead.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:51 PM (urtE/)

66 Weird Al is a national treasure.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2025 07:48 PM (zYpTz)

I think he has a degree in architecture.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:52 PM (EYmYM)

67
Willowed

Man, these candidates for Sheila Jackson Lee's seat. If their commercials are any indication, they scream "future indictment".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 07:52 PM (tgvbd)

68
Invite them over to wash the dishes.

It's an honorable profession!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

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LOL I bet they'd do it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:52 PM (5e+/e)

69 Yeah, it was a sperm whale. JackStraw, have you been to the Nantucket Whaling Museum?

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 29, 2025 07:53 PM (vV6n9)

70 I never like Pierre on radio, and yes heard him thousands of hours stuck when others had him on. Was a favorite work radio station

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 07:53 PM (+qU29)

71 The usual rino pieces of shit in the senate voted against tariffs on Canuckistan.

They hate us. They really really fucking hate us.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 29, 2025 07:53 PM (3qp0C)

72 "It's true it's an abomination and I've said so, but I would have hoped that protocol would have been observed and those of us who spent so much time at the White House would be included in the first guests."

--Jen Psaki in righteous snot-nosed indignation
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 07:42 PM (5e+/e)

Followed by, "We were so mad she didn't invite us, we almost didn't come."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2025 07:45 PM (zYpTz)

Unbelievable. Except not. Psaki is the Raggedy Ann version of a Lucy Wyman/ Regina George Peaked -in- 10th- grade Mean Girl mash up.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2025 07:54 PM (lCppi)

73 I think he has a degree in architecture.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:52 PM (EYmYM)

That's always a bad sign.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (urtE/)

74 They hate us. They really really fucking hate us.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 29, 2025 07:53 PM (3qp0C)

Right back at them. WTF Kentucky? You’re worse than CA.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (EYmYM)

75 "She says when they leave they have to get Halloween stuff for the cats. "

Like what? Catndy corn?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

76 So wait. They are horrified, but also expect to be invited first?

These retarded scofflaws are such starfucking pussies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

77 I know carrots don't go in chili, but what is the Horde's opinions on carrots in broccoli cheddar soup? Delicious, or an unnecessary abomination?

Wondering because a food blogger I like recently threw shade at food bloggers who do copycat recipes of the Panera Bread cheddar broccoli soup, since it has carrots. Then pretend they didn't just copycat Panera. She says carrots have no place in a true broccoli cheddar soup.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (gWBY1)

78 >>Humpbacks don't have that huge flat head. They have a huge jaw instead.

They also have large pectoral fins.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (viF8m)

79 When dogs go trick or treating.

The production values of the young woman who does the Layla the Boxer videos (also featuring Lena) are very good for the kind of thing they are. She has some other videos showing how she makes these comic shorts, and the amount of time and work she puts into them is impressive (and it shows).

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 07:56 PM (mADJX)

80 You have to do more than just live in a trailer to rate as trailer trash. Style has a lot to do with it.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

81 Carrots add sugar so less keto.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 07:57 PM (jc0TO)

82 Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2025 07:55 PM (gWBY1)

Personally carrots in anything is an abomination.

That and Okra. But at least I like raw carrots.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 07:57 PM (EYmYM)

83
Speaking about washing dishes. Our dishwasher took it's final shit yesterday. It's a POS high tech thing like all the kitchen appliances in this house we bought last year.

We called for service and they wanted to know the code that was displayed. Yep, no service, we were told the dishwasher is shot.

I don't know why people buy the high tech appliances. We just want a dishwasher that has the dials.

We decided that we both were brought up washing dishes, so f it, we'll do that.

When I was growing up my Dad always said he has three dishwashers, my sisters and I, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 07:58 PM (3ek7K)

84 We found a beluga washed up on the beach and I can still remember what that smelled like. It wasn't roses.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK

Mmmmm
beluga caviar

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 29, 2025 07:58 PM (/lPRQ)

85 Mmmmm
beluga caviar
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 29, 2025 07:58 PM (/lPRQ)

Lutewhalesk?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2025 07:58 PM (06Hmj)

86 75 Heh. Cat costumes you blithering idjit. Nah, knowing her she would probably be getting costumes, little pumpkins, and tasty treats for the cats. She isn't loony enough to take them trick or treating (yet).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 07:59 PM (gm9Sb)

87 I don't know why people buy the high tech appliances. We just want a dishwasher that has the dials. - four seasons

I'm with you. Believe me, if I could buy some low tech appliances, I would.

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:00 PM (mADJX)

88 "We found a beluga washed up on the beach and I can still remember what that smelled like. It wasn't roses."

Smell like breakfast.

Posted by: Nanook at October 29, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

89
Unbelievable. Except not. Psaki is the Raggedy Ann version of a Lucy Wyman/ Regina George Peaked -in- 10th- grade Mean Girl mash up.
Posted by: LASue

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If I had a little time and money on my hands, I'd find her old schoolmates and ask for recollections and write a bitchy article. I bet she was the meanest of the mean.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 08:00 PM (5e+/e)

90 >>Yeah, it was a sperm whale. JackStraw, have you been to the Nantucket Whaling Museum?

Yes, a few times but not in some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 08:00 PM (viF8m)

91 Psaki has the insufferable arrogance of an ugly chick who got treated really well in school because everyone was trying to bang her sister.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2025 08:01 PM (06Hmj)

92 80 You have to do more than just live in a trailer to rate as trailer trash. Style has a lot to do with it. - fd

That's true. Back in the day, we Pacos aspired to be trailer trash.

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:01 PM (mADJX)

93
Some astronomical happenings tonight. This is the 1st quarter moon tonight, and this lunation is the Beaver Moon. So, we've got a Quarter Beaver up there tonight.

Also, Mercury's greatest eastern elongation is tonight, meaning it's the farthest from the Sun on the evening side. Unfortunately for the Northern hemisphere, altitude above the horizon for us at US latitudes in pretty low, but it would be nice and high in the Southern this cycle. Max altitude doesn't coincide exactly with max elongation, and it depends on latitude, but max altitude around 40N will be a smidge over 8 degrees at sunset around Nov. 1. Pretty low, but seeable with a flat horizon.

But Mercury will be near Mars close to the horizon at sunset. It's raining here, so I can't see shit, but any interested, check it out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 08:01 PM (w6EFb)

94 I still choose Chuckie as the best costume. When one of them stabs the cat is hilarious.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 08:02 PM (EYmYM)

95 I bet leftist women fantasize about being ravished by a handsome vampire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 07:36 PM (Ewgzw)
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You think the Twilight books only sold to conservative chicks?

Then there was the 50 shades thing...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

96 91 Psaki has the insufferable arrogance of an ugly chick who got treated really well in school because everyone was trying to bang her sister. - Warai-otoko

That is a truly fascinating observation.

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:03 PM (mADJX)

97 Being from South Louisiana I’ve been in many mobile homes. Some nice and some not so nice.

First strip club I ever went to ( 16) was in a converted double wide.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 29, 2025 08:04 PM (EYmYM)

98 Her sister works for wpp (human extinction)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:05 PM (bXbFr)

99
Oh, and interstellar interloper 3I/ATLAS hit perihelion tonight and is one the western side of the Sun. It didn't change course :-), so not an alien probe most likely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

100 Psaki has the insufferable arrogance of an ugly chick who got treated really well in school because everyone was trying to bang her sister. - Warai-otoko

That is a truly fascinating observation.
Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:03 PM (mADJX)
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She has red hair, and that bunch are all a little off. It doesn't help that a bunch of buys are obsessive about it to the point of masochism, which is why she's such a sadist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

101 Watching a video of a huge humpback whale surfacing and diving, taken from a not big boat, I could imagine the grit whalers had in the dory's, and the work involved just getting the prize alongside for processing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM (gm9Sb)

102 Aw shucks no goauld mothership

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM (bXbFr)

103 98 Her sister works for wpp (human extinction)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:05 PM (bXbFr)

Would be a great name for a record label, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM (06Hmj)

104 Past bed time
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2025 08:10 PM (+qU29)

105
Both our neighbors have (*ahem*) manufactured houses. But they're in good shape and well-maintained.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:10 PM (tgvbd)

106 Or id4 or other such films

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:10 PM (bXbFr)

107 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the flocculent furballs.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

108 I've been trying to work that word in all day.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

109
3I/Atlas orbital and other info:
https://is.gd/STwG5O

Scroll down to the solar system viewer, click on it, and you can see the trajectory. Note the predicted light curve, showing it will peak at only magnitude 15, way too dim for anything but some big-boy telescopes to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

110 I think it's funny how the Dems are blathering on about Literally Hitler and yet they are basically re-creating late Republican Rome by empowering Trump's friends to pay the troops.

How stupid is that?

The Mean Girl flag officers whine to liberal outlets that Hegseth is in over his head, while sailors are chanting Trump's name when he shows up to speak with them.

Pick your poison: Marius, Sulla, Crassus, Pompey or Caesar, the Dems are doing their best to make it happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)

111 Barndominium for me. My commute to work is opening the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2025 08:12 PM (QGLzn)

112
Three pitches and Toronto is up 2-0.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:13 PM (tgvbd)

113 I've been trying to work that word in all day.
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)
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As a lesbian immigrant of color, I find that deeply offensive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

114 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the flocculent furballs.
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

Another example of what happens when you have unchecked illegal immigrantion: They'll breed you out of house and country. Or starship.

Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2025 08:13 PM (gKDq2)

115 The appearance of 3I/ATLAS has given birth to quite the... uhh... business opportunities of weirdos peddling all sorts of shit.

I like the insurance angles. Most likely proven money makers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2025 08:13 PM (Q4IgG)

116 She has red hair, and that bunch are all a little off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM

I don't think she's a real red. There was that time she was on an extended vacation with her family, something occurred, and she hustled back to handle the press podium. She had a good half to three quarters of dark roots down the middle, which she hadn't had time to get taken care of.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

117 You think the Twilight books only sold to conservative chicks?

Then there was the 50 shades thing...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

I've never given any thought to Twilight. Always thought it was leftist themed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 08:15 PM (cMJfZ)

118 They are spacebound kudzu

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:15 PM (bXbFr)

119 110 Mean Girl Flag Officers vs Boats and the crew. Chiefs stay in the goat locker and smile.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2025 08:15 PM (gm9Sb)

120 I just discovered and fixed an array overflow error in decades old fortran.

I've read that this is one of the three primary plot devices used in contemporary female erotic fiction, those being:

1) Brooding vampire-ish billionaires that guide shy girls in their sexual awakening

2) Monstrous virile centaurs who capture shy girls for adventurous romps

3) Engineers who discover and fix array overflow errors in decades old fortran

Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 08:16 PM (3uBP9)

121

Trailers and manufactured houses are fine if they are maintained. Unfortunately, that isn't always the case.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

122 The Klingons are really wimpy in this episode. The tribbles is what turned them mean.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

123
M63, the Sunflower Galaxy, the most famous of the flocculent spiral galaxies:

https://is.gd/yjF5Ko

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 08:17 PM (w6EFb)

124 I don't think she's a real red. There was that time she was on an extended vacation with her family, something occurred, and she hustled back to handle the press podium. She had a good half to three quarters of dark roots down the middle, which she hadn't had time to get taken care of.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)
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That makes it worse - she made the deliberate decision to be a fake redhead.

How many hearts did she break when guys found out the rug didn't match the drapes?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

125 Yeah the starfleet scrum was stronger

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:18 PM (bXbFr)

126 This is better?

The NFL cancels Bad Bunny and wheels out Sing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:19 PM (5wFkg)

127 eerr Sting

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:20 PM (5wFkg)

128 "The NFL cancels Bad Bunny and wheels out Sing?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Well, The Police were ok I guess but ... Hey wait a minute, who??

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

129
That makes it worse - she made the deliberate decision to be a fake redhead.

How many hearts did she break when guys found out the rug didn't match the drapes?!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Only Ds would be interested and most of them probably prefer the plain hardwood to carpet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 08:21 PM (cMJfZ)

130 3) Engineers who discover and fix array overflow errors in decades old fortran
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 08:16 PM (3uBP9)
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There's actually a popular author (Ali Hazelton?) whose books are all variations of "Successful super smart guy is sexy but shy and distracted by smartness so a girl has to wake him up and make him love her."

Meanwhile I write military histories on obscure conflicts. I need to talk to my agent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Marsha Blackburn, after all these years, still cute.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2025 08:22 PM (yZqjq)

132 >>Watching a video of a huge humpback whale surfacing and diving, taken from a not big boat, I could imagine the grit whalers had in the dory's, and the work involved just getting the prize alongside for processing.

Many moons ago we were out tuna fishing near the Gulf Stream. Beautiful day and fairly calm sea. We had just caught a couple and were stopped getting the rigging back together when a Right whale slowly surfaced about 30 yards from us. Just gently floated up to the surface, looked at us with one giant eye and then disappeared back below the surface. He was bigger than our boat.

There was no doubt he was looking right at us and just checking us out. That was a moment I won't forget.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 08:23 PM (viF8m)

133 I'm with you. Believe me, if I could buy some low tech appliances, I would.

Posted by: Paco

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Some models of Speed Queen washing machines are low tech. That is what we plan to get when our current one goes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 08:23 PM (W3AhE)

134 "Engineers who discover and fix array overflow errors in decades old fortran"

There would be a lot of tension built up, iykwim.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

135 Childrin of coller will be starved as of 1 Novimdoor and you show this. Presdent Obsma should dew something about this

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at October 29, 2025 08:24 PM (QNNvM)

136
Successful super smart guy is sexy

________

*grumbles*
*pulls out pencil*
*crosses items out*

One out of five. "Guy".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:24 PM (tgvbd)

137 There's actually a popular author (Ali Hazelton?) whose books are all variations of "Successful super smart guy is sexy but shy and distracted by smartness so a girl has to wake him up and make him love her."

How is this different than all the fan-fiction where the female 'writer' inserts herself into Star Trek to get illogically in bed with Spock?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:24 PM (5wFkg)

138 Caught the boat vids, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2025 08:25 PM (yZqjq)

139 Gordon sumner

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:25 PM (bXbFr)

140 Evenin’, All!

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

141 137

Or Kirk and Spock.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 08:27 PM (cMJfZ)

142 That Humpback and the woman swimming? Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 29, 2025 08:29 PM (bgJ0E)

143 NZFrank, hugs, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2025 08:30 PM (QGLzn)

144 The NFL teams should just have their own marching bands, that could duel during the Super Bowl halftime show.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2025 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

145 Some models of Speed Queen washing machines are low tech. That is what we plan to get when our current one goes. - BarelyScaryMary

We were looking at the Speed Queen line, but they don't carry any that have the capacity Mrs. Paco wants. Otherwise, I think that would be a great choice (I think our machine is 4.5 or 5 cubic feet; Speed Queen doesn't make any with that capacity, that I recollect).

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:30 PM (mADJX)

146 The Raiders' band would have semi-automatic trombones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:31 PM (5wFkg)

147 JD is absolutely killing this event at Old Miss.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 08:32 PM (viF8m)

148 Another example of what happens when you have unchecked illegal immigrantion: They'll breed you out of house and country. Or starship.
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2025 08:13 PM (gKDq2)

Remember to spay and/or Neuter your Tribble

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

149 Only Ds would be interested and most of them probably prefer the plain hardwood to carpet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2025 08:21 PM (cMJfZ)
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Dem males are either gay, pedos, or both.

I'm assuming that like many liberal chicks, she slummed it for a while on the starboard side before settling in to the secure paycheck and the bull on the side.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

150 How do you know your life and career are over?

When the Vice President compares you to serial killers.

*Waves to Hassan Piker*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:33 PM (5wFkg)

151 Ben Had! " hugs BACK"

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 29, 2025 08:33 PM (bgJ0E)

152 Remember to spay and/or Neuter your Tribble

Thus was born the animated episode More Tribbles, More Trouble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:34 PM (5wFkg)

153
Our Vice President is taking questions cold from the audience, some of them quite pointed. And he's killing it, indeed.

I'm laughing imaging Kumswallow trying to do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 08:35 PM (w6EFb)

154 How is this different than all the fan-fiction where the female 'writer' inserts herself into Star Trek to get illogically in bed with Spock?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:24 PM (5wFkg)
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Well, the most obvious difference is that it is set in the real world, so it's more relatable. It's basically workplace romances, which has obvious demographic appeal.

Honestly, Star Trek is probably falling into obscurity. It's a dead franchise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

155 Lloyd

I am merely pointing out pop-culture history. Same dreck, tarted up differently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:37 PM (5wFkg)

156
Obama and Biden: 10 minutes of teleprompter answers to prearranged questions.

Trump: An hour of impromptu riffing off hostile news hacks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:39 PM (tgvbd)

157
Obama and Biden: 10 minutes of teleprompter answers to prearranged questions.

Trump: An hour of impromptu riffing off hostile news hacks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:40 PM (tgvbd)

158
Sorry about that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 08:40 PM (tgvbd)

159 Honestly, Star Trek is probably falling into obscurity. It's a dead franchise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)
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Your Agonizer, please, Mr. Lloyd.
*holds out hand expectantly*

Posted by: Mirror Universe Mr. Spock at October 29, 2025 08:41 PM (A0sqA)

160

Hadrian,

Hey, shit happens. You're good.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 08:41 PM (3ek7K)

161 Gordon sumner
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 29, 2025 08:25 PM (bXbFr)
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Ten Tales by Sumner?

No, wait: Ten Summoner's Tales.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

162 We don't allow humpback whales in our tony seaside community. Just the name is off-putting. In the bird column, loons are likewise banned. We try to keep up our standards.

Posted by: Not Swallowing Any of It at October 29, 2025 08:42 PM (oftw2)

163 We were looking at the Speed Queen line, but they don't carry any that have the capacity Mrs. Paco wants. Otherwise, I think that would be a great choice (I think our machine is 4.5 or 5 cubic feet; Speed Queen doesn't make any with that capacity, that I recollect).
Posted by: Paco

Save your old hardware. Remove its fried motherboard.
Trick out with solid state controls (use Speed queen tech manual).

If it looks good display on front porch.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 29, 2025 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)

164 I gotta stop running errands on the way home during the week. I left work at four, got home at 7:30. But if I wait and do it on the weekend, I waste a day.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 08:43 PM (p6raP)

165 I am merely pointing out pop-culture history. Same dreck, tarted up differently.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2025 08:37 PM (5wFkg)
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Strongly disagree. There are actually guys who are totally clueless about female attraction (I was one of them) who pretty much need to be smacked with the Clue-bat (tm) to figure things out.

Of course, that ended in high school, but today's young people are socially retarded, so there's an audience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

166 I like Melania's Halloween decorations. I'm more of an autumn decorator than Halloween person se. I like pretty better than scary.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 29, 2025 08:43 PM (P/Jb0)

167 Per se, Mr. Spellcheck.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 29, 2025 08:44 PM (P/Jb0)

168 "They toil not, neither do they spin."

I'm always amazed at Spock's knowledge of human culture vs Kirk's ignorance of Spock's culture or even who his parents are.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:44 PM (vFG9F)

169 [peeks into the cafe for a quick look around. withdraws to prepare for the Wednesday ONT]

Posted by: TRex - discreet dino at October 29, 2025 08:45 PM (cCn4/)

170 Save your old hardware. Remove its fried motherboard.
Trick out with solid state controls (use Speed queen tech manual).

If it looks good display on front porch.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 29, 2025 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)

Right next to the overstuffed chair with the stuffing falling out of it.

Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2025 08:45 PM (gKDq2)

171 Your Agonizer, please, Mr. Lloyd.
*holds out hand expectantly*
Posted by: Mirror Universe Mr. Spock at October 29, 2025 08:41 PM (A0sqA)
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Whoops! Was that phaser set to kill? I'm so sorry. Really, really sorry. I was reaching for the agonizer and thought I'd found my key fob and well, you know, had to make sure the cabin door was locked...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Rooooooooooooooxanne.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 29, 2025 08:45 PM (LjSYW)

173 >>I like pretty better than scary.

If I had a nickel for every woman who said this to me I would have a lot of nickels.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

174 I can enjoy not watching Sting just as well as anybody else

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

175 I like Melania's Halloween decorations. I'm more of an autumn decorator than Halloween person se. I like pretty better than scary.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 29, 2025 08:43 PM (P/Jb0)
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You and Hobby Lobby.

I picked up some leaf-shaped coasters on clearance. We'll use them all year round because we love autumn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

176 I can enjoy not watching Sting just as well as anybody else
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
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The original songwriter for The Emperor's New Groove was Sting.

Not my idea of a guy to write music for a whimsical animated kids' movie, but there you go. Obviously, they subsequently went in a different direction.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

177 96 91 Psaki has the insufferable arrogance of an ugly chick who got treated really well in school because everyone was trying to bang her sister. - Warai-otoko

Both of my wife's younger sister's admit that they were considered cool by osmosis because my wife was pretty, cool, and popular.

Posted by: Ginger, Too at October 29, 2025 08:49 PM (oftw2)

178 If I had a nickel for every woman who said this to me I would have a lot of nickels.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)
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👻

Posted by: boo-bell 👻 at October 29, 2025 08:50 PM (P/Jb0)

179 I picked up some leaf-shaped coasters on clearance. We'll use them all year round because we love autumn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)
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Leaves never go out of style.

Posted by: boo-bell 👻 at October 29, 2025 08:52 PM (P/Jb0)

180 I listened to WMMR when I lived in Philadelphia but they also had Howard Stern simulcast out of New York.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Mr. Spock at October 29, 2025 08:53 PM (A0sqA)

181 Live long and prosper!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2025 08:54 PM (A0sqA)

182 We were looking at the Speed Queen line, but they don't carry any that have the capacity Mrs. Paco wants. Otherwise, I think that would be a great choice (I think our machine is 4.5 or 5 cubic feet; Speed Queen doesn't make any with that capacity, that I recollect).

Posted by: Paco at October 29, 2025 08:30 PM (mADJX)

I got one a couple years ago. I was a little concerned that it didn't have a huge capacity that I was used to. So far it hasn't been a problem, but it's only me and her. The thing works great though. I toss work clothes into it and they come out super clean. The spin cycle definitely wrings the water out of the clothes too. But yeah, not a super huge capacity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2025 08:54 PM (snZF9)

183 I got one a couple years ago. I was a little concerned that it didn't have a huge capacity that I was used to. So far it hasn't been a problem, but it's only me and her. The thing works great though. I toss work clothes into it and they come out super clean. The spin cycle definitely wrings the water out of the clothes too. But yeah, not a super huge capacity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2025 08:54 PM (snZF9)
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So you're saying its racist and discriminates against bountiful women of color?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at October 29, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

184 It's funny how long the word "cool" has been popular. Sixty years or more? Groovy, bitchin', rad, haven't lasted like that.

Posted by: Uncool at Any Speed at October 29, 2025 08:58 PM (oftw2)

185
JD is in the arena, as they say. Standing there, taking questions cold, doing combat in the arena of ideas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 09:00 PM (w6EFb)

186 Honestly, Star Trek is probably falling into obscurity. It's a dead franchise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

Installing some cube furniture today, the cube has a window. Younger guy puts his hand up on one side and a young lady puts her hand up on the other side, he says "I'll see you when I get out!"

I put my hand on the glass and said: "Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."

They looked and me said what's that from?

YOU RUN COMPUTERS FOR A LIVING HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:00 PM (RoO7G)

187 It's funny how long the word "cool" has been popular. Sixty years or more? Groovy, bitchin', rad, haven't lasted like that.

Posted by: Uncool at Any Speed at October 29, 2025 08:58 PM (oftw2)

Because those words weren't cool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2025 09:00 PM (snZF9)

188
Speaking of smug...

That Kat Abughazeleh criminal from the last thread is a thing to be nipped in the bud. A 26-year-old "influencer" who has out-raised everyone in the IL-9 Dem primary and is schmolling in second place. Absolutely vain, dumb, and nasty as they come, but she looks like a cute little Dutch girl. Her conviction seems to be open-and-shut, but typical sentencing is very light. Small fine + probation.

If she has any princples, she'll stand up like the Chicago Seven and tell the judge she was doing the right thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2025 09:01 PM (5e+/e)

189 183 Tank. Damn the caucasity of Speed Queen's capacity. It must be hard to wash a pair of your dainty underthings in one load.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 29, 2025 09:01 PM (W3AhE)

190 As a non-binary three-spirit trans-extraterrestrial who identifies as an alcoholic cobra, I resent the First Lady spending all my EBT money on pumpkins. How dare you!

Posted by: mindful webworker - zippy d doodah at October 29, 2025 09:02 PM (UUhkk)

191 JD Vance is getting excellent questions. For the uninitiated, he is doing what Kirk did, people who disagree with him are in line to aksk him questions.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 09:02 PM (g47mK)

192 They looked and me said what's that from?

YOU RUN COMPUTERS FOR A LIVING HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:00 PM (RoO7G)
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Star Trek, like Star Wars, has entered into a ghetto. They are inaccessible to new fans. To understand Star Trek one must watch TOS, then TNG, and all the movies, plus DS9, and then there's the JJ Abrams "reboots" that screwed everything up.

Same with Star Wars. Started with three movies. Then six. Then nine. And TV shows, and other movies, and now no one cares. You have to watch hundreds of hours of film to be current. It's just not worth it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:04 PM (ZOv7s)

193 Same with Star Wars. Started with three movies. Then six. Then nine. And TV shows, and other movies, and now no one cares. You have to watch hundreds of hours of film to be current. It's just not worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:04 PM (ZOv7s)

This is what they took from us.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:05 PM (RoO7G)

194 They looked and me said what's that from?

YOU RUN COMPUTERS FOR A LIVING HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:00 PM (RoO7G)
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Star Trek, like Star Wars, has entered into a ghetto. They are inaccessible to new fans. To understand Star Trek one must watch TOS, then TNG, and all the movies, plus DS9, and then there's the JJ Abrams "reboots" that screwed everything up.

Same with Star Wars. Started with three movies. Then six. Then nine. And TV shows, and other movies, and now no one cares. You have to watch hundreds of hours of film to be current. It's just not worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I loved it when Scotty would beam Chewy up.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 29, 2025 09:06 PM (p6raP)

195 "From the First Lady's twitter account"

* Linus has entered the chat *

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:06 PM (ciYHQ)

196 It's funny how long the word "cool" has been popular. Sixty years or more? Groovy, bitchin', rad, haven't lasted like that.
Posted by: Uncool
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The word "boobs" has had an impressive amount of years of support.

Posted by: scampydog at October 29, 2025 09:06 PM (41CYW)

197 I have a feeling the US is going to be taking in a lot of refugees from Europe in the coming years...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

No way.

Fuck the eurotrash. They look down on us. Think we’re trash. They can live in the society they have encouraged and created.

No. No immigrants. We need to get rid of another 30 million before anyone else comes in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:08 PM (mT+6a)

198 JD is really good at speaking to the younger generations. He grows on me the more I hear from him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 09:09 PM (viF8m)

199 The word "boobs" has had an impressive amount of years of support.
Posted by: scampydog at October 29, 2025 09:06 PM (41CYW)

Thank you.

Posted by: Maidenform Brands at October 29, 2025 09:09 PM (gKDq2)

200
Same with Star Wars. Started with three movies. Then six. Then nine.

___________

You know those "go back in time an assassinate Hitler" fantasies? How about bombing the pitch meeting for "The Empire Strikes Back"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:10 PM (tgvbd)

201 'It's funny how long the word "cool" has been popular. Sixty years or more? Groovy, bitchin', rad, haven't lasted like that."

There's a literary term for that, but I was gazing into Miss Shugerman's cleavage the day they covered that. Yo Grok?

Grok: onomatopoeia, frat boy

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:10 PM (ciYHQ)

202 >>> It's funny how long the word "cool" has been popular. Sixty years or more? Groovy, bitchin', rad, haven't lasted like that.
Posted by: Uncool at Any Speed at October 29, 2025 08:58 PM (oftw2)

My generation added cool beans to the lexicon but it didn't last.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

203 198 JD is really good at speaking to the younger generations. He grows on me the more I hear from him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 09:09 PM (viF8m)

People say there will never be another Trump.

They are right. But there is a JD Vance. Who is someone else entirely. But he gets it.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:12 PM (RoO7G)

204 You know about the cup sizes?

https://youtu.be/oP2SLjBTZ6w

Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 29, 2025 09:12 PM (XQo4F)

205 You know those "go back in time an assassinate Hitler" fantasies? How about bombing the pitch meeting for "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:10 PM (tgvbd)

Whoever came up with the character 'Jar Jar Binx' should be sent to CECOT. With no hope of parole.

Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2025 09:12 PM (gKDq2)

206 She has red hair, and that bunch are all a little off. It doesn't help that a bunch of buys are obsessive about it to the point of masochism, which is why she's such a sadist.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

*shifty eyes*

I don't know ow what you're talking about. I can quit any time I want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 09:13 PM (Htr2n)

207 What’s the difference between a trailer, a mobile home and a Tiny House?

Snob. Bullshit.

I hate the arrogance.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:13 PM (mT+6a)

208 196 The word "boobs" has had an impressive amount of years of support.

Posted by: scampydog at October 29, 2025 09:06 PM
***
Well played, Doggo.

Posted by: TRex - lift and separate at October 29, 2025 09:13 PM (cCn4/)

209 Whoever came up with the character 'Jar Jar Binx' should be sent to CECOT. With no hope of parole.

Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2025 09:12 PM (gKDq2)

Along with whoever thought a whiny Anakin was a good thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2025 09:16 PM (snZF9)

210 We went from cool to chili to chili bean and finally to just bean before we put away childish things.

But things were bean back then.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 29, 2025 09:17 PM (jc0TO)

211 Very sad to hear the news about Pierre Robert's passing. More to realize he is my age :-(

Posted by: Caf at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (/+mVZ)

212 I don't know ow what you're talking about. I can quit any time I want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 09:13 PM (Htr2n)
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IYKYK

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)

213 "Then there was the 50 shades thing..."

The sex dungeon still makes me giggle.
BDSM portrayed as the Baskin Robbins of riding crops

"Shall we try... GREEN?"

"OMG you're SO naughty!"

/vomit

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (ciYHQ)

214 I skimmed the posts today and I'm puzzled. Is Ace now identifying as a queer black woman?

In Solidarity with Binder?

Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

215
Somebody asked JD about primarying Massie. JD put it this way: Massie is good friend, we agree on a lot, etc, etc. It's one thing to have your opinions and disagree with the party a time or two, or three or four. It's quite another to obstinately oppose everything, and not be there when the party really needs you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2025 09:20 PM (w6EFb)

216 I have spicy ginger brew. I have dark rum.

This sounds like I should have a Dark and Stormy.

Doesn't it?

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:20 PM (RoO7G)

217 I skimmed the posts today and I'm puzzled. Is Ace now identifying as a queer black woman?
In Solidarity with Binder?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

"Earlier this year I decided to spend a month identifying as BAME (Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic), and there is no denying that I experienced some terrible prejudice. You wouldn't believe the looks of disapproval that people gave me when I told them I was an ethnic minority"

--Titania McGrath

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

218 "Earlier this year I decided to spend a month identifying as BAME (Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic), and there is no denying that I experienced some terrible prejudice. You wouldn't believe the looks of disapproval that people gave me when I told them I was an ethnic minority"

--Titania McGrath
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

ace is really Titania McGrath?

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (RoO7G)

219 "Who is someone else entirely. But he gets it."

But can he move the needle? That's what matters. Trump has initiated systemic changes that have reshaped the battlefield in our favor.

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (ciYHQ)

220 I have spicy ginger brew. I have dark rum.

This sounds like I should have a Dark and Stormy.

Doesn't it?
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:20 PM (RoO7G)

Yo, blaster! 2 bottles of that spicy ginger stuff made it back from Texas with me. Thanks for sharing them with me!

Posted by: Doof at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (QMAsf)

221 216 I have spicy ginger brew. I have dark rum.

This sounds like I should have a Dark and Stormy.

Doesn't it?
Posted by: blaster

Well. Sra Blaster, I can imagine can be Dark And Stormy if crossed.

But if you’re talking about the cocktail, pour one and enjoy!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (HSjdE)

222 You know those "go back in time an assassinate Hitler" fantasies? How about bombing the pitch meeting for "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:10 PM (tgvbd)
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Blasphemy!

The original trilogy is great. If only George could have let it go, but he couldn't because he had Ex-Wife Issues.

So he recut the originals to spite Marcia and then made new movies, that were All His, nothing to do with Her, and they sucked rocks.

Fun Fact: George's messy divorce was how PG-13 came to exist. He wanted to have a heart ripped out of a chest in the sequel to Indiana Jones and the MPAA was like "that's sick, dude" but the combination of Lucas and Spielberg in their prime forced a rules change.

And of course, while Lucas was getting taken to the cleaners, Spielberg was banging the female lead.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

223 "ace is really Titania McGrath?"

As if. Ace has better legs.

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:24 PM (ciYHQ)

224 ace is really Titania McGrath?
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (RoO7G)

No, but nothing prevents him from identifying as such.

You, know, except for Andrew Doyle, I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2025 09:25 PM (rbvCR)

225 [i[Well. Sra Blaster, I can imagine can be Dark And Stormy if crossed.
....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (HSjdE)

You have NO IDEA.

Hot Latin blood. It's good when its workin' fer ya. When it's not, it's very very bad.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:27 PM (RoO7G)

226 Yes - Temple of Doom inspired the creation of the PG13 rating.

First movie released with the rating? Red Dawn.

However -- the first movie to be given the rating was The Flamingo Kid. That movie's release date was after Red Dawn, though.

Posted by: Doof at October 29, 2025 09:28 PM (QMAsf)

227 As if. Ace has better legs.
Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:24 PM (ciYHQ)
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Sturdier shelves.

Fasts Vespa this side of the Rockies. Made the Jersey Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

228 But if you’re talking about the cocktail, pour one and enjoy!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (HSjdE)

Just let a Mexican Mule put a smile on my face.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:28 PM (2WIwB)

229 Hot Latin blood. It's good when its workin' fer ya. When it's not, it's very very bad.
Posted by: blaster

Enjoy your cocktail.

Over ice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2025 09:29 PM (mT+6a)

230
The original trilogy is great.

___________

The first was silly fun. Then they had to lard on the daddy issues in the second. Which poisoned everything thereafter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:30 PM (tgvbd)

231 Yo, blaster! 2 bottles of that spicy ginger stuff made it back from Texas with me. Thanks for sharing them with me!
Posted by: Doof at October 29, 2025 09:23 PM (QMAsf)

This is a different Spicy Ginger Brew - not nearly as bold, but sufficient.

Glad you got some of the Blenheim's back. I am like the Johnny Appleseed of that stuff. The SOB people should pay me.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:31 PM (RoO7G)

232 Have the press and the Leftards (BIRM) had a hysterical fit over the profligate waste of pumpkins in the WH Halloween decorating?

1...2...3...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2025 09:31 PM (dyewR)

233 Just let a Mexican Mule put a smile on my face.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:28 PM (2WIwB)

Are we, or are we not, doing phrasing?

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:32 PM (RoO7G)

234 JD is really good at speaking to the younger generations. He grows on me the more I hear from him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 09:09 PM (viF8m)

People say there will never be another Trump.

They are right. But there is a JD Vance. Who is someone else entirely. But he gets it.
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:12 PM (RoO7G)

You know the dems were watching, and after this evening, he just put his marker on the table. He is flat impressive! If the dems look at their bench, they have to be really worried. Look for more protests, more anger, more lies.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:32 PM (2WIwB)

235 "BDSM portrayed as the Baskin Robbins of riding crops"

I bet it was a statement from the set crew. They probably had a dozen wicked props that all got shot down so they finally threw up their hands and said "fine, here's a wall of crops in 31 flavors"

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:33 PM (ciYHQ)

236
Look for more protests, more anger, more lies.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:32 PM (2WIwB)

___________

More assassinations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:33 PM (tgvbd)

237 The first was silly fun. Then they had to lard on the daddy issues in the second. Which poisoned everything thereafter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:30 PM (tgvbd)
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You, sir, are a humorless scold.

Daddy issues? I was 7. Snow walkers were AWESOME. Yoda is a Welshman.

Space battle in Jedi is the bomb.

Proof in the pudding: if the sequels were that bad, it would have died off. Look at The Matrix. No one gives a shit about it other than the red pill/blue pill thing. Vanished without a trace.

The tranny sisters tried a comeback and it tanked hard.

Even Lucas couldn't kill it with his terrible prequels. Disney had to put the bullet in the franchise's head by killing Carrie Fisher.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

238 >>> I skimmed the posts today and I'm puzzled. Is Ace now identifying as a queer black woman?

In Solidarity with Binder?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

He transitioned a day or so ago. Really he's just goofing on the thing that Biden's press secretary, KJP said or wrote about her book. If you look in the sidebar you'll see somewhere:

Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant...
Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..."

Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 09:34 PM (3uBP9)

239
You, sir, are a humorless scold.

________

*waves cane angrily*
*sits down exhausted*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:35 PM (tgvbd)

240 Just let a Mexican Mule put a smile on my face.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:28 PM (2WIwB)

Are we, or are we not, doing phrasing?
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:32 PM (RoO7G)

Ahhh.
Good point.
Mexican Mule vice a Moscow Mule.
That said, there was a lady in Nogales...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2025 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

241 238 >>> I skimmed the posts today and I'm puzzled. Is Ace now identifying as a queer black woman?

In Solidarity with Binder?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

He transitioned a day or so ago. Really he's just goofing on the thing that Biden's press secretary, KJP said or wrote about her book. If you look in the sidebar you'll see somewhere:

Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant...
Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..."
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 09:34 PM (3uBP9)

Speaking as a black LGBTQIAWTF immigrant woman of size, KJP is a stupid.

Posted by: The dumbth is strong with that one at October 29, 2025 09:36 PM (TbWk/)

242 222 And of course, while Lucas was getting taken to the cleaners, Spielberg was banging the female lead.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

Kate Kapshaw? Never found her that attractive.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 29, 2025 09:36 PM (y171U)

243

A lot of politicians who are wishy washy with their opinions on stuff are just waiting to see which side will pay them the most money.

Almost all of them don't give a shit about the citizens they "supposedly" represent.

JMO, I could be wrong and I'm sure some of ya'll will let me know, lol, which is fine.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 09:36 PM (3ek7K)

244 Kate Kapshaw? Never found her that attractive.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 29, 2025 09:36 PM (y171U)
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She was a credible bimbo. She screamed, freaked out and cried with admirable sincerity.

Otherwise forgettable. But Spielberg was entranced.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

245 Fortran is way sexier than COBOL

APL is what makes panties hit the floor, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 09:39 PM (0sNs1)

246 "But can he move the needle? That's what matters."

Like the shirt-sleeves to shirt-sleeves metaphor

Smith forges an empire
Smith Jr is a decent administer
Smith 3rd fritters it all away

Too many Republican leaders have been Smith Jr.

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:39 PM (ciYHQ)

247 Glad you got some of the Blenheim's back. I am like the Johnny Appleseed of that stuff. The SOB people should pay me.
Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2025 09:31 PM (RoO7G)

Haha! You did a good job of selling me on it!

Might have to consider a "Blenheim's and Bourbon" for Club ONT Drink of the Night some time.

Posted by: Doof at October 29, 2025 09:39 PM (QMAsf)

248 I skimmed the posts today and I'm puzzled. Is Ace now identifying as a queer black woman?

In Solidarity with Binder?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2025 09:19 PM (55Qr6)

He transitioned a day or so ago. Really he's just goofing on the thing that Biden's press secretary, KJP said or wrote about her book. If you look in the sidebar you'll see somewhere:

Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant...
Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..."
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2025 09:34 PM (3uBP9)
***

Not one mention!
*sobs*

Posted by: Fuzzy Furries Everywhere at October 29, 2025 09:40 PM (2WIwB)

249 Fortran is way sexier than COBOL

APL is what makes panties hit the floor, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2025 09:39 PM (0sNs1)
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We have these scriptures from the Lords of COBOL...

Posted by: Commander Adama at October 29, 2025 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

250 "Even Lucas couldn't kill it with his terrible prequels"

Stupid Luke. All that drama when they could've stuck a droid in a shuttle and have it hyperspace through the Death Star.

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 09:42 PM (ciYHQ)

251 Even Lucas couldn't kill it with his terrible prequel

===

Prequels are growing on me....

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 09:43 PM (g47mK)

252 244 Kate Kapshaw?
Otherwise forgettable. But Spielberg was entranced.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

And he left Amy Irving for her.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 29, 2025 09:43 PM (y171U)

253 I'm watching vehicles pouring in for Trump's meeting with Xi and it's really incredible. Trump's team must have 40 vehicles pouring in like a boss to set the stage for his arrival.

It's incredible the difference having a guy who knows the awesome power he has by being the leader of the free world and knows how to use it to benefit not just us but the free world over a corrupt, senile dunce like Biden. You can bet Vlad is watching. We are living in an incredible time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 09:43 PM (viF8m)

254 Obama is such a mediocrity. His views on the need for government to regulate opinions are rank stupidity.

Thank heavens that he was so darn lazy. He could have done a lot more damage if he had Trump's energy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2025 09:44 PM (dyewR)

255

Rosie O'Donnell is asking for prayers as daughter Chelsea is facing a scary prison future.

F off bitch. You need to share the same cell.

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 09:44 PM (3ek7K)

256 Those dogs with the basketball uniform costumes are better than Angel Reese. At least the dogs look mostly coordinated--though there's a lot of traveling going on, just like Angel whenever she tries to dribble.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 29, 2025 09:44 PM (XMwZJ)

257 Kaminoans were great. Too bad what happened to them....

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2025 09:44 PM (g47mK)

258
Obama is such a mediocrity. His views ~~on the need for government to regulate opinions~~ are rank stupidity.

________

More accurate

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2025 09:46 PM (tgvbd)

259 Rosie O'Donnell is asking for prayers as daughter Chelsea is facing a scary prison future.

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That kid never had a chance, but I like to imagine what Rosie would have to say if Baron Trump got sent to prison,

That thought, shall we say, tempers my sympathy. Rosie O'Donnell is a black-hearted piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2025 09:47 PM (dyewR)

260

Cicero,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

261 I think the flaming skull should have been on the thread relative to the FBI illegally investigating Congressmen and others based on political affiliation.

Typical and understandable response is that "nothing will happen." I disagree. Nothing will happen on the criminal front. But, that doesn't meant Civil Rights (4th Amendment) wasn't violated on individuals. I could see folks like Peter Navarro, General Flynn, Rudolph Giuliani and others filing Civil Suits.

Oh ho you say. Those idiots have qualified immunity. Except, Congress could vote to strip away that qualified immunity and force the parties in question to defend themselves and pay for it. Direct and purposeful violation of the Bill of Rights is grounds to strip qualified immunity. And, that includes Judge Boasberg who was also the guy signing off on the Carter Page FISA warrant. Even AT&T recognized this latest revelation as illegal and refused the original subpoena. Don't tell me Giuliani wouldn't enjoy that. FAFO.

I think that thread is much more than it seems right now. It has the potential to be something huge if the right people are motivated.

Posted by: Disgruntled Monkey on the Lamb (with the sniffles) at October 29, 2025 09:53 PM (dIske)

262 That kid never had a chance, but I like to imagine what Rosie would have to say if Baron Trump got sent to prison,

That thought, shall we say, tempers my sympathy. Rosie O'Donnell is a black-hearted piece of shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2025 09:47 PM (dyewR)
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Can you imagine Rosie as your mom? "Mommy Dearest" becomes your best case scenario.

We should always ask for mercy on the children of celebs, who did not pick their parents and have probably gone through horrors we can only imagine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2025 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)

263 >>I think the flaming skull should have been on the thread relative to the FBI illegally investigating Congressmen and others based on political affiliation.

You're right. It should have had multiple flaming skulls.

Xi has arrived. Let the games begin.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2025 09:56 PM (viF8m)

264 Kate Kapshaw? Never found her that attractive.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 29, 2025 09:36 PM (y171U)

Huh. I always thought she was hot as hell. Space Camp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2025 09:59 PM (zZu0s)

265
ONT

Posted by: four seasons at October 29, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

266 "as daughter Chelsea is facing a scary prison future."

I don't understand people that play hardball who have children. You're going to destroy someone's life and you think your kids are off the table? SMH

Posted by: Fen at October 29, 2025 10:05 PM (ciYHQ)

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