aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
A Case of the Mondays Cafe
The FA part was fun, the FO part less so. Men posting their W's. Duck cares for a puppy. Fish with a human-ish face reminds me of the fish scenes in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Bison highway stampede. Sea otter mom has ants in her pants while her son is relaxed and still. Horse chokeslams another horse like he's Ezra Miller in Iceland. Key to winning a ram head-butt fight: Get lower than your opponent. Penguins. Golden retriever acts as a cat cooler in an animal production of Road House. Chinese safety awareness videos. I gotta say, they are usefully direct and morbid in their warnings. I don't think American countries would be allowed to post videos like this. Snowflakes would be triggered. Thanks to RD Brewer.
A day of the baby girl’s is recorded with a camera attached to her hat. pic.twitter.com/2wRcAeVFLx
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) October 17, 2025
The horse is super proud to walk around with them pic.twitter.com/WjBHtc25jk
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) October 17, 2025
This guy climbed all 1,435 ft to the top of the Empire State Buildingpic.twitter.com/7jGb4AZRaB
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 11, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Let's Go Mariners!
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 20, 2025 07:16 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2025 07:18 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2025 07:19 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 07:19 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:21 PM (P0H47)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:21 PM (QGLzn)
The kobayashi maru guy on the Dodgers is going to be hard to beat. He's got an arm on him.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 20, 2025 07:21 PM (IifOV)
Oh, so that's where he ended up after starring in Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 20, 2025 07:21 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 20, 2025 07:16 PM (IifOV)
All I know about MLB is they let that Jap continue to play after he spent millions gambling on sportsball.
They even made his interpreter take the fall.
I assume the fix is already in, they gotta let the Jap win another one.
Sorry, Seattle, you just don't bet enough on the games.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2025 07:21 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:22 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2025 07:22 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (++Avp)
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Meh, it's been done before.
Posted by: K. Kong at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20,
I'm guessing they didn't fix the car yet?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (+qU29)
Note the bucket of disinfectant and a stack of towels at immediate hand to deal with inevitable fusillades of mephitic projectile pooping that are about to occur.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)
Saturday night is a heart memory. Dance floor moves and singing too.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:25 PM (QGLzn)
Ace, have you seen the old Staplerfahrer Klaus video? (easy to find with google. about 10 min. long, but worth it.)
Most of those Chinese incidents have real live video leaked first, and the animation is the cleaned up version.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 20, 2025 07:26 PM (mjc2A)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (oVFY3)
They got the part today, and started this afternoon. I expect it to be ready mid-day tomorrow.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:26 PM (++Avp)
I was cutting grass today on my postage stamp I call a yard. I scared up a bunny roaming in my yard.
It approached the chain link fence separating my yard from my neighbor's yard. One moment the rabbit was on my side of the fence. I blinked and suddenly the rabbit was on the other side of the fence.
I could not find a hole that appeared big enough for this rabbit. He was a good sized rabbit.
Teleporting rabbits!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 07:26 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Paco at October 20, 2025 07:27 PM (mADJX)
These climate humpers have no shame, do they?
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 20, 2025 07:27 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
You didn't know that?
I thought everyone knew that...
Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2025 07:28 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07
Very cool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:28 PM (oVFY3)
We have lots of rabbits around here. One thing I know about rabbits, when you 1 there are more in the area.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 07:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 07:29 PM (4MksP)
I wish I could make baklava for you every week! Hope the pecan Texas Baklava is satisfactory.
What a great weekend full of heart memories!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:29 PM (++Avp)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 07:26 PM (IBQGV)
You know that they multiply like bunnies, right?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 20, 2025 07:29 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 07:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (UjdFS)
Teleporting rabbits!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 07:26 PM
Perchance you used up all of your available mana geo-locating an unjustly accused kitty who was in protective hiding?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (h01er)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (vFG9F)
Thank you both so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 20, 2025 07:31 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:32 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at October 20, 2025 07:33 PM (0sNs1)
Thank you both so much.
Posted by: Ben Had
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I second that!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:33 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:34 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 07:34 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2025 07:35 PM (EaUHc)
Thank you both so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (QGLzn)
1146 miles for me. Made it back to AJ just an hour ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 07:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:32 PM (22p5n)
It was an honor to meet you and Ex-ex, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 07:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM (cnYlU)
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Meh, it's been done before.
Posted by: K. Kong
You know, when I said I wanted to see the town, that wasn't what I had in mind ...
Posted by: Faye W . . . at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM (cnYlU)
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They seem to like causing messes in our absence. As if to remind us NOT to leave them be...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 07:38 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2025 07:39 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:39 PM (ftFVW)
Aloha from the Show-Me-State, all. Unfortunately there's no karaoke where I'm staying.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:39 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:33 PM (22p5n)
Third! Was great to see you, again, too, SMH.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:39 PM (++Avp)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:40 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 07:40 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2025 07:40 PM (EaUHc)
Posted by: Faye W . . . at October 20, 2025 07:37 PM
Your delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to your thigh,
how I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at October 20, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: screaming in digital
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Glad you made it home safe. : )
We were gone about ten days also, and we had a pet sitter come by every day to scoop out the litter boxes and play with the kittehs. The sitter was an absolute angel and would send us pics of the kittehs while we were gone.
For anyone needing a pet sitter, rover dot com is a great resource in finding reliable sitters in your AO.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:41 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:40 PM (QGLzn)
Whatever I can do, just ask. You have my e-mail and phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 07:42 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:42 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (LHPAg)
So nice to meet you and get to chat. I enjoyed hearing about your life in Germany. Please take care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (QGLzn)
As it clung to your thigh,
how I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter
How sentimental.
Posted by: Magenta at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (++Avp)
We got this compilation video of our 45th Anniversary Party from the photographer - set to the song that our oldest daughter's MIL commissioned for us:
https://tinyurl.com/45thAnniversaryPartyShort
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 07:43 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:44 PM (agLqO)
REVEALED: Texas Rep Tony Gonzalez may have been in affair with aide who died after setting herself on fire
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Paco at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulg at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)
The movie was better done.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2025 07:46 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16
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Awww.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:46 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at October 20, 2025 07:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (ftFVW)
Thank you both so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (QGLzn)
1575 miles give or take. I'm starting to think flying isn't so bad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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That's carrying regret to a whole 'nother level.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (agLqO)
.....
Me too, what with the poop all over the place.
Posted by: wth at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (UjdFS)
The honor and pleasure was mine, nurse! It was very nice to meet you and compare Pacific NW weather to Germany's.
Ben Had, I promise to try to do better next time. I'd have been much happier with the performance if my voice hadn't cracked three or four times as if I were still a teenager. Also forgot to hold the mic correctly the first two times.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 20, 2025 07:48 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 07:45 PM (TGPs7)
Well, you have to rely on others to set you on fire, if you die before setting yourself on fire.
Posted by: zombie Eva B. at October 20, 2025 07:49 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SMH
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I just heard of Rover recently, and I'm going to give it a try. I got spoiled while my niece lived close by. She loved to take care of Bing. My brother & SIL are close by and are happy to feed him if they're in town, but I'm traveling a lot these days.
I have good neighbors that I sometimes ask to feed Bing, but they already help me out with some yard stuff (burning my limbs and sticks) that I hate to ask for more.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 07:50 PM (cnYlU)
I can definitely recommend it.
Beats swimming, in my case.
It was fantastic meeting you & Mrs B.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:50 PM (14KmZ)
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Apparently, they have moved away from the "We have enough people" stance.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2025 07:50 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:30
You're very welcome. Showing up is the least we can do, especially after all the hard work you and others do to make it happen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:51 PM (oVFY3)
Did she set herself on fire after he broke up with her?
Did she consider herself so defiled by having witnessed his peepee that she set herself on fire?
Questions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 07:51 PM (zZu0s)
I was cutting grass today on my postage stamp I call a yard. I scared up a bunny roaming in my yard.
It approached the chain link fence separating my yard from my neighbor's yard. One moment the rabbit was on my side of the fence. I blinked and suddenly the rabbit was on the other side of the fence.
I could not find a hole that appeared big enough for this rabbit. He was a good sized rabbit.
Teleporting rabbits!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
He couldn't have done it if you kept your eyes on him. Observation is important in quantum mechanics.
That was the Heisenberg Bunncertainty Principle in action.
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2025 07:51 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2025 07:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 20, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 07:24 PM (++Avp)
Much better than a glass from the grocery store and wine from the Goodwill.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Your arms will get really tired
Posted by: Josephistan at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (FLx59)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:53 PM (14KmZ)
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Apparently, they have moved away from the "We have enough people" stance.
Posted by: Axeman
We've discovered the price of a human life over there.
It's somewhere between "we can pay an actor for a 5-second safety clip" and "we can churn a 5-second safety clip out of this AI."
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2025 07:53 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 07:54 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: mikeski
*slow clap*
Posted by: She Hobbit
......
nyuk
Posted by: wth at October 20, 2025 07:54 PM (UjdFS)
Go Mariners!
Husband is a Cubs fan. He told me this morning he's rooting for the Mariners. I don't follow baseball but Every now and then I listen to him, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 07:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (2WIwB)
The above is now my favorite statement. Thanks!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 20, 2025 07:55 PM (ZTJjv)
Aww, thank you so very much. If there's anything you'd like me to try to cover, please let me know and I'll start practicing now. With my level of talent I'll be lucky to have it down by next year.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:55 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2025 07:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:55 PM (ftFVW)
What a cute little AI!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:47 PM (14KmZ)
I couldn't get arrested as a singer. I can slay with a guitar, but singing is waaay out of the question. Wild animals would show up just to see who got caught in the fence.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Penguin Facts
Communist Front Groups change their spots and colors in chameleon-like fashion in an attempt to stay ahead of the law. We keep our eye on the bouncing ball.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at October 20, 2025 07:57 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 07:57 PM (mT+6a)
https://tinyurl.com/45thAnniversaryPartyShort
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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This is so beautiful.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 07:57 PM (cnYlU)
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Probably vanished into a magicians' hat.
Posted by: Axeman
Were there also a moose and squirrel in the yard?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:57 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: wth at October 20, 2025 07:58 PM (UjdFS)
If it's 200 yards away or less and Snorfelpuppy will loan me a few more rounds, I'm happy to take aim.
It was great to meet you.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:58 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (cnYlU)
https://is.gd/mluJo7
One thing I see is that Dr Quest doesn't have his pipe. Some chick smokes a cigarette but I assume she's an evil villain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulg at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM
Oh boy! It’s going to be a wild weekend!!
Posted by: Adam Schitt at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (ZTJjv)
Which is nothing new from Mister Ghost.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (gKWVE)
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Probably vanished into a magicians' hat.
Posted by: Axeman
Were there also a moose and squirrel in the yard?
Posted by: She Hobbit
You can tell the magic bunnies because they say things like "abracapocus."
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (nhCoE)
So THAT's why they called him Hare Heisenberg!
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Accomack at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (YVT+g)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 08:00 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Bulg at October 20, 2025 07:56 PM
This boy was buffed up and ready. He may not be the deer Paolo of the neighborhood, but he's in the running.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at October 20, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)
It makes me so happy to see your nic! I hope you and ex-ex are well and very blessed!!
Posted by: moki at October 20, 2025 08:01 PM (wLjpr)
Perhaps the bunny was jealous of his fellow rodents and wanted to impress you enough to get you to change societies?
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:01 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 07:57 PM (ftFVW)
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I think there were squirrels laughing at me from the roof of my house.
I live too far south for moose.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:01 PM (IBQGV)
This place is amazing. The friendships that have evolved from the momees warm my heart.
Ace, thank you for a wonderful place!
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 08:01 PM (3ek7K)
Which is nothing new from Mister Ghost.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 07:59 PM (gKWVE)
Fair assessment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:02 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I dunno. With so many points, do ya think he was compensating?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 08:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:01 PM (14KmZ)
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In college, there was a group of students who called themselves the "Devil Bunnies." One of their members thought of themselves as rivals to our "Squirrel Society."
I'll never join them. NEVER!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Thank you. Lots of ups and downs in the last year but I am so, so happy.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (cnYlU)
Posted by: moki
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{{{moki!!!}}}
So happy to see your nic also!
We're fine, and feeling very blessed as of late.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
I saw that at Wally World. I almost bought it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2025 08:04 PM (LjSYW)
pecan pie pales in comparison to our legendary Boston Cream Pie--
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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(bloody finger raised in air)
Boston Cream Pie is cake!
(closing credits)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 08:04 PM (ldc7S)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
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There's only ONE rabbit that exists in any given time and space simultaneously.
(I've heard a similar theory about electrons...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:04 PM (IBQGV)
It was great to meet you.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:58 PM
It was great to meet you! He was maybe 60 yards away. Normally you don't see the bucks this early in the evening, but he looked like he'd been marathon listening to "Sharp-Dressed Man" while getting ready, and was about to step out.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had
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You forgot to mention BruceWayne's rendition of Baby Got Back.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (agLqO)
Yeah!!! That is such a wonderful thing! You guys deserve all the happiness!!!!
Posted by: moki at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:04 PM
What about protons, neutrons, and morons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:06 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:06 PM (QGLzn)
LOL!!!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:06 PM (14KmZ)
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Heh.
That is a t-shirt I would love to have.
Though I did wear my Moron commemorative t-shirt while running errands today, and received some odd looks.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 08:07 PM (agLqO)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 08:07 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy "
It says "Moron" right on the front. People think you mean them.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)
You're still welcome as a delayed entrant to the S-bar-F Arrogant Bastard's Club.
I'm reasonably certain I'm still the president, even though there has not been a meeting since 1991.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:09 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2025 07:52 PM (2WIwB)
So, so true.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (Dc8dC)
Here in Wyoming the moose will be moving to town since winter is almost here. We moved here from South Carolina and it is shocking to see them walking in town, lol.
Don't mess with moose, they are ornery, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 07:30 PM (h01er)
Please? Honestly, this leaving everything to the last minute is gonna kill me.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
x.com/jackposobeac
This account doesn’t exist
Try searching for another.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And unless it's a really big hat, it'll look like one of those Chinese how-to videos up there.
Posted by: mikeski doesn't want to watch the sausage being made at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (nhCoE)
That was really, really nice.
Were those the AoS HQ commemorative pens at about the 0:57 mark?
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:50 PM (14KmZ)
Hey likewise. I never got to ask how the hell you fly an f16 without an armored cod piece. Lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (oVFY3)
Shake Hands with Danger!
https://youtu.be/tGpoIy1G8Zw
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 20, 2025 08:11 PM (zst2N)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 08:12 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2025 08:05 PM (TGPs7)
And you believe you do to. That's cute. Now please go lay down by your dish.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:12 PM (urtE/)
Except that you didn't quote from him, Stephen Glass Ghost. You made up that comment and either misspelled his name or else deftly changed it so as to seem not to associate your fiction with him.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 08:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Berserker
I understand.
When I sing in the shower, the shampoo curdles.
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2025 08:13 PM (nhCoE)
And I get to yell things like "Siddown, ya bum!" and "Hit the damned thing already!"
I love baseball.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:14 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:14 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:15 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:16 PM (urtE/)
lolololol -- Yay, Unchecked Lower Court Judges!
Look at this crazy bitch pretending to be a "legal expert" for Fake News. Listen to the stupidity vomiting from her face-hole:
https://is.gd/HXy5XL
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (SvpGu)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (QGLzn)
These were golden.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (Dc8dC)
Unfortunately I had to quit doing that once I realized it interferes with the operation of the G-suit.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (14KmZ)
I'm reasonably certain I'm still the president, even though there has not been a meeting since 1991.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:09 PM (14KmZ)
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Do you have a constitution? We did...seriously. Maybe I can dig up a copy of it somewhere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:16 PM (urtE/)
No webcam, fortunately. Not wearing pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (8zz6B)
^
She, a fake "legal" "expert," is saying lower court judges' TRO's should NEVER be appealed nor questioned, ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2025 08:18 PM (SvpGu)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy "
It says "Moron" right on the front. People think you mean them.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)
I'm laughing so hard right now. Like a moron.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Did the cartels set her on fire as a new variation on their rather tired "plata o plomo" offer?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (yy9ow)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:09 PM (14KmZ)
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Do you have a constitution? We did...seriously. Maybe I can dig up a copy of it somewhere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (IBQGV)
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Whoa. Our website still exists...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's okay, nobody's reviewing books in here except minotaur romance
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Lots Of Kings > No Kings
Posted by: the fake legal expert at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:06 PM (QGLzn)
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That was ffun.i haven't sang karaoke in a long time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:19 PM (Pek1+)
I only know 1 of the songs mentioned.
The Carpenters, anyone?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 08:20 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: except Geocities at October 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:20 PM (QGLzn)
Unfortunately I had to quit doing that once I realized it interferes with the operation of the G-suit.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (14KmZ)
Well I could never sit in one then. Forget viagra. My junk would fuck that cockpit up big time. Lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:21 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:03 PM (QGLzn)
These were golden.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:17 PM (Dc8dC)
In college, at the Rat, a friend and I got up on a table and blasted out a rendition of Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit. Got a standing ovation. I suspect it was more for wearing a miniskirt while standing on a bar table than any "singing" we may have committed. I have abstained (from singing, not beer) since then.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:21 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 20, 2025 08:21 PM (yy9ow)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:22 PM (QGLzn)
Constitution? No. As an Arrogant Bastard, the rule was my word.
LOL!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:22 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:22 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:23 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:24 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:24 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2025 08:24 PM (LHPAg)
Constitution? No. As an Arrogant Bastard, the rule was my word.
LOL!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:22 PM (14KmZ)
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I sent you the link to our website via email....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:25 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: A Federal Government worker on extended vacation at October 20, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
That was really, really nice.
Were those the AoS HQ commemorative pens at about the 0:57 mark?
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:10 PM (14KmZ)
Similar. I originally ordered pens for our 45th wedding anniversary party back in August. I wanted to bring something for everyone for the MoMe, and I thought that would make a nice addition - used the same company, just changed the wording! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 08:26 PM (SRRAx)
Website! Dang, we barely had TelNet in my day.
*****
"Waves at AOP and Capt Obvious"
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:27 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 08:27 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:27 PM (14KmZ)
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*waves back*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 20, 2025 08:28 PM (yy9ow)
Posted by: Eromero
I called out today. Stayed home, did laundry, cleaned the apartment. Lucy was Velcro-ed to my leg…. The quiet is nice.
I did go to Costco. That was plenty of human interaction.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:28 PM (HjfbW)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:29 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:29 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:28 PM (HjfbW)
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The airport yesterday was enough human interaction for me. I swear, some people act like they've never been in public before.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:30 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 08:26 PM (SRRAx)
They are lovely and I will treasure mine.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:30 PM (urtE/)
It was a common problem. If you get a chance to listen to Dos Gringos, they have a song about the opposite of the issue you mention. It's pretty funny.
https://tinyurl.com/4rccv3ew
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:30 PM (14KmZ)
Hadrian, this is the place where we taunt you for not making the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:29 PM (QGLzn)
_________
Force majeur, I'm afraid. Tarn't my fault I'm a prisoner here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 08:31 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:31 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:32 PM (QGLzn)
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Russian industrial accident posters are the best! They combine graphic imagery with a peasant's fatalistic embrace of doom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 20, 2025 08:33 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:30 PM (Pek1+)
What the fuck was that, anyway? I always assume everyone traveling is somewhat miserable and act accordingly.
But some old fuck cut between me and DH getting on the shuttle bus from the rental car place and dragged his nasty old fuck of a wife with him, and left me without help loading the big suitcase....
Took a lot of patience on my part to not clock the old jackass, at least verbally.
And I don't have much to spare.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:33 PM (urtE/)
Holy smokes! A *.org domain website! You all were on the cutting edge. Nicely done.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:33 PM (14KmZ)
They are lovely and I will treasure mine.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
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Ditto.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:33 PM (6tEBv)
I have a new rule: if Mister Ghost quotes anything here at all he'd better have a timestamp for it. Or the full link with spaces if necessary; I'm not following his tinyurls.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 20, 2025 08:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2025 08:34 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (14KmZ)
https://tinyurl.com/4rccv3ew
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16"
Great. Now Amazon has "12 Inch Penis" in my search history.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2025 08:24 PM (LHPAg)
I sat in a car
I'm still sitting in a car
Yesterday I sat in a car too
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2025 08:34 PM (FhXTo)
The corollary is Never FA with the sweetest looking 'ettes. They can all shoot and they don't miss.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:36 PM (urtE/)
So many boomers at the failed protest that people were coming up with names for them:
grantifa
nantifa
gentifa
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2025 08:36 PM (SvpGu)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Just do a search for "12-inch pianist", to confuse the bots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:37 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: fd at October
Thank you so very much. I will treasure it. What a masterpiece!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:37 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:30 PM (urtE/)
Oh, I am so glad you like them! I don't know if there were any left over - I ordered extra just in case anyone wanted more than one.
Might bring more next year in a different color for the XI MoMe!
And we will definitely bring more of the cake we brought this year - everyone seemed to like it 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 08:37 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
I think you just gave Bob at NSA hives.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (urtE/)
Took a lot of patience on my part to not clock the old jackass, at least verbally.
And I don't have much to spare.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:33 PM (urtE/)
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What's the point of having a big, strapping Viking of a husband if he's not gonna help with the big suitcase?
Mine started with all the people jumping up as soon as the plane got to the gate, grabbing their bags, and blocking the aisle. It took everything I had not to say, "well I guess fuck me and my bag, huh?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (rdVOm)
But some old fuck cut between me and DH getting on the shuttle bus from the rental car place and dragged his nasty old fuck of a wife with him, and left me without help loading the big suitcase....
Took a lot of patience on my part to not clock the old jackass, at least verbally.
And I don't have much to spare.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:33
I think you said the f word more times in a single post tha I ever did. I feel....humbled. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:39 PM (oVFY3)
What a pleasure it was meeting you and your hubs.
And the hugs at the airport. Blessings to you both.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:39 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2025 08:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 20, 2025 08:40 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:40 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:40 PM (6tEBv)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Jordan61
Fuck it. I think I'll sit in a car next year too.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:41 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:39 PM (mT+6a)
And to you, my dear. Next season we must catch a Mariner's game, maybe they play the Brewers next year.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:42 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F)
Thank you very much for the gift pens and for sharing your joy in the link above.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:42 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
Bob's on furlough. Probably got hives anyway, and doesn't even know why!
Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2025 08:42 PM (q6tQZ)
I believe I was promised a butt squeeze. Did I receive a butt squeeze? No. No, I did not.
I feel neglected.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:43 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: The Paolo at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (rWW7e)
The honor was all mine! It was great meeting you too!
*****
"Waves at ScaryMary"
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:41 PM (oVFY3)
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I seriously think I would drive next time if I could take the time off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Jordan61
Ugh. We are de evolving as a civilization. Soon, there will be fist fights and throw downs. Does no one understand patience and courtesy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (mT+6a)
I feel neglected.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Sorry brother - I may have stolen yours
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (vFG9F)
Took a lot of patience on my part to not clock the old jackass, at least verbally.
Get this. Most of the pasty old musty folks that many insist you treat like Aunt Bea ? They never behaved like Aunt Bea. Still don't.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (EVTi9)
I feel neglected.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
It is possible that happened when you weren't around....
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Beats having someone's precious little
Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:45 PM (Wnv9h)
I feel neglected.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at
Dude. I coulda sworn. I DID!
Oh man. I missed a prime squeeze. Dammit!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 08:45 PM (mT+6a)
Her Majesty had to share about half her seat on the flight from Dallas to Houston yesterday with a Jabba-shaped custard mass. She keeps threatening to fly first-class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 08:45 PM (tgvbd)
Boston Cream Pie is both a pie and a cake, it's sui generis, so we will call it a pake..
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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If I ordered Anything Cream Pie and got a slab of vanilla crumbs, I would be outraged.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (ldc7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:39 PM (oVFY3)
Maybe this is why tcn didn't go through with the Dominican nun thing.
*runs away, serpentine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM
That's what happens when I have to leave early. *harumph!*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (EVTi9)
Apparently, Aunt Bea was not a friendly person IRL
According to what Mrs. Galt read somewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM 👍
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:47 PM (Wnv9h)
Hubby is such a good sport and a good guy. He doesn't read the blog and only knows the bits I laugh at.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (6tEBv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (rWW7e)
How would that work - redeem to squeeze, or to be squeezed??
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2025 08:42 PM (q6tQZ)
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Considering he's tasked with monitoring all of us, I'd think he'd be classified as "essential."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (IBQGV)
Sorry. . . forgot the "NSFW" warning label.
NSFW on absolutely everything by Dos Gringos.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (14KmZ)
Beats having someone's precious little bastard darling sitting behind you, mindlessly kicking the back of your seat for hours...
Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2025 08:44 PM (rdVOm)
________
Or a kid crying for three hours straight without even coming up for air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (rWW7e)
How would that work - redeem to squeeze, or to be squeezed??
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (2MadX)
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Make them two-sided. Flip a token. Whichever way it ends up, that's what happens.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (14KmZ)
Her Majesty had to share about half her seat on the flight from Dallas to Houston yesterday with a Jabba-shaped custard mass. She keeps threatening to fly first-class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 08:45 PM (tgvbd)
DH won't fly steerage any more. I get about half a seat next to him, and it isn't like he's a land whale. His knees hit the seat in front of him, and heaven forbid the person in front puts the seat back. Both of us prefer to arrive at our destination not smashed into each other, sweaty and crabby, and he prefers to be able to walk after a flight.
Probably doesn't pencil out, but they do feed you and drinks are on the house. You arrive nearly human.
Any flight we take has at least one stop and usually two, and takes all damned day. Not possible to survive in coach, that's for sure.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 08:49 PM (IBQGV)
"This will get out of hand...."
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Butt squeeze isn't worth trading for a hug.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (6tEBv)
But this is funnier.
If you haven't seen it yet, Trump joined the Bluesky community, and this is his inaugural post for our beloved countrymen over there. Pure, concentrated RAGEBAIT:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6d5p9a
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
I think you just gave Bob at NSA hives.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:38 PM (urtE/)
Or turned him on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (zZu0s)
The evening is good so far, but I just jinxed it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (rWW7e)
This woman, Asra Nomani @AsraNomani, is working with Data Republican to put together a database of groups that funded the No Kings clown show. She has a list of 265 non-profits, they pay no taxes, and take money from Soros, Tides and other "foundations" and funnel the organizers of this type of totally organic leftwing protest.
They spent tens of millions for one of the dumbest protests I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:48 PM (rWW7e)
I got 2 hours left. Mrs b is driving right now. She knows how to stomp the loud pedal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (14KmZ)
Likewise and thanks! Is your return journey complete?
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:52 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2025 08:52 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM
Or, more likely, in hand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 08:53 PM (Wnv9h)
*runs away, serpentine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 08:46 PM (Dc8dC)
Can you imagine all the cursing I would have had to forgo? Probably save it up like my grandma did and then get dementia and blast everyone and everything.
I always maintained I could do the poverty thing, and the chastity thing, but it would be that damned obedience thing that would kill me.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:53 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: fd
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fd, next year for sure. We arrived late this year and missed meeting a lot of people.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:53 PM (6tEBv)
Look at this crazy bitch pretending to be a "legal expert" for Fake News. Listen to the stupidity vomiting from her face-hole:
https://is.gd/HXy5XL
Posted by: Soothsayer
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The tears of liberals, so delicious. I believe they said the decision on whether or not Trump can send the National Guard into Chicago should come... this evening?
Again, what is Trump's rationale for sending the Guard to Chicago? To protect federal assets and ICE agents?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 08:54 PM (ldc7S)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 08:50 PM (4MksP)
Those of us who really know nurse well get the hug/squeeze combo.
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:54 PM (2MadX)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6d5p9a
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM
For those of you keeping score at home I'm still not tired of winning.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:55 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:53 PM (6tEBv)
I call BS on your nic. There was zero evidence of anything scary from you!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:56 PM (2MadX)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6d5p9a
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (BI5O2)
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Bwahahahaha! Holy shit, the snowflakes are going to be calling their therapists for emergency sessions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 08:56 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (oVFY3)
I passed one AZ Trooper when I was driving 77 in a 75 zone. I love living dangerously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:56 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m)
But, but, but, they said they are the party that helps the poor and marginalized.... except they spend all the cash on themselves and virtue signalling, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:57 PM (urtE/)
Years ago we were flying home from Hawaii and my ex was trying to sleep and the little angel sitting behind her kept kicking her seat. She asked him and his mother who was sitting next to him to stop. He didn't. So she took it to the next level. She stood up and told him if he kicked her seat again she would rip his leg off and beat him to death with it. And she would have done it.
The rest of the flight was uneventful.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 08:57 PM (viF8m)
We need to distinguish between liberal boomers and conservative boomers.
The term boomers doesn't cover all boomers. Lots of us conservative boomers out there.
Posted by: four seasons at October 20, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Alaska Viking, TCN'd DH, Draagyn (still can't decide) at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Doof
Busted. I'm not even mildly intimidating. *sobs*
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (6tEBv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (rWW7e)
Plus, every news story i see (or video) seems to be trying to sell me the idea that they are some sort of massive, groundswell movement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 08:59 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (6tEBv)
Maybe just act crazy?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 09:00 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 08:53 PM (urtE/)
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I was at a work function a couple of years ago and at lunch I was seated with two priests and a sister. They started talking about how much celibacy sucks. I just stared at my plate and ate my lunch. It wasn't a conversation I wanted to be a part of.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:01 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
More of a messy, ground swill movement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:01 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 08:58 PM (6tEBv)
It's ok, BarelyContraryMary
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:01 PM (2MadX)
Not wasted. They hit their mark.
My wife. Neighbors wife. Both couldn't stop saying "hush" - until they were both told to shut up - to anyone bitching about the few hundred protesters in our little Area of Influence.
It works. What they do works. Just not on grown ass men.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:01 PM (EVTi9)
I'm visiting DNA-sharers in the Show-Me-State for a couple weeks, then back to the land of the Oktoberfest.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:02 PM (14KmZ)
I stumbled upon similar videos by the US Chemical Safety Board https://tinyurl.com/4fwnwyhf and Worksafe BC (British Columbia) https://tinyurl.com/4ujy6hb6.
They're much longer, and more in depth examinations and recreations of industrial accidents, but still interesting (and use the same cheesy graphics).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 20, 2025 09:02 PM (ycI94)
His team put out a video of Trump flying a military jet and dropping a load of poo on various Democrats. They've been melting down for 2 days.
He will live forever in their tiny brains.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Doof
Beware the cute ones!
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (nhCoE)
Thank goodness! I've gotten so tired of the Chardonnay!
Posted by: Sorry. Couldn't resist at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (rWW7e)
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025
I think the CIA and State Department are learning the hard way that if you want to use media organs to foment your gay color revolution, they need to have credibility and an audience and stuff like that, that they permanently ceded over the last ten years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ScaryMary "
To a lefty you are a Nazi werewolf racist sexist homophobe.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:01 PM (Pek1+)
Oh FFS. If you have a real calling, and you aren't just cosplaying, God WILL provide the grace to remain celibate. You will have community, you don't need to be lonely, and after a while, you get the hang of it. Some day people will learn that we aren't beasts and can control our various urges.
I understand different people grapple with different crosses they bear, but once you sign up... get with it or get gone.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 09:04 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 09:04 PM (6tEBv)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:04 PM (vFG9F)
I kinda like the werewolf part. That would be good to keep the sissies at bay, I would think.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 09:06 PM (urtE/)
You didn't start with "Dear Penthouse".
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:06 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)
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Greatest real estate mogul of all time.
He's built a glorious Trump Tower inside each and every one of their heads, occupied by some of the greatest memes ever conceived.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 09:06 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (urtE/)
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I'm thinking about doing that next year, too. Do you think there's room for all of us?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:07 PM (Pek1+)
I don't think it worked at all. Spending tens of millions to have a relatively small group of the same old same old leftists say stupid shit that even they don't believe is not a huge win.
If Trump was really a king he wouldn't allow people to protest against him. It's just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (urtE/)
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I'm thinking about doing that next year, too. Do you think there's room for all of us?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:07 PM (Pek1+)
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Well now...this conversation just took an interesting turn...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (N7OEF)
Posted by: fd
I saw ShoeOnHead's video on Morning Glory Milking Farm! I don't want frumpy, frustrated AWFLS pawing at my junk!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:03 PM (urtE/)
Sounds good. We will hold you to that!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (IBQGV)
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LOL, I meant room for all the RVs! I should know better with this crowd...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: fd
That makes me feel better! I have gotten some swipes in at an AWFL relative who can annoy me.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (6tEBv)
WHOA, Karine Jean-Pierre has given up Raggedy Ann for her new incarnation, in which she continues to act like she's still Biden's spokesraggedy.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnn4njh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (ldc7S)
If Trump was really a king he wouldn't allow people to protest against him. It's just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)
A few years ago I was at a social event with DH's lefty twat of a boss. She was crowing about "Marching for Science." I asked, without thinking first, "And what exactly did that accomplish?"
Oops. Not a good look for spouse. But he left that office without looking back.
She's still out doing that stupid shit. Accomplishing nothing whatsoever. But thinking she's the cool kid.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (urtE/)
And then promptly fell screaming to his gruesome death on the streets below because HE did NOT watch the Chinese safety video!
Posted by: GWB at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (6Us78)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (Pek1+)
Very clever, but they gloss over the assumption that trade should be FAIR.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 09:07 PM (Pek1+)
We may need to move over to the area where fd had his Scooby Doo van
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (2MadX)
Power was out so we went to a local pub for wings/burgers. 84 yr old FiL called. "Can you get your ass over here (as smoke detetectors screamed in background)! Is the place on fire? "F*ck no, I just cannot climb the damned ladder anymore." Be right there. Check please.
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (If7W2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 08:56 PM (8zz6B)
I caught Mrs b almost hitting 95mph in the texas/Arkansas area
I was like yo, goggles fucking pizzano, ease up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 09:11 PM (oVFY3)
Posted by: fd
I saw ShoeOnHead's video on Morning Glory Milking Farm! I don't want frumpy, frustrated AWFLS pawing at my junk!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 20, 2025 09:09 PM (ycI94)
The swelling. This ice does nothing.
Posted by: Overmilked Minotaur at October 20, 2025 09:11 PM (wKJf5)
Posted by: Jordan61"
There's room. Be prepared to dry camp.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:11 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:11 PM (14KmZ)
Then they go stand at an intersection and try to feel significant.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 20, 2025 09:12 PM (rWW7e)
You're not listening Jack.
All that crap wasn't aimed at you. Or me. It was aimed at wives. And it worked. Terrorism works - and its a low grade terrorism - on most Women. Especially Women that look to their left - at a husband - and then at the right toward chaos.
Until you understand that most women will instinctively try to hush the husband ? And more the more virile and strong the man ? You won't understand women.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:12 PM (EVTi9)
Very clever, but they gloss over the assumption that trade should be FAIR.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:10 PM (ufFY
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"This guy we universally hate said things that might convince you to change your mind. We hate every word that came out of his mouth, but we hope you are too stupid to remember that."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:13 PM (14KmZ)
I was like yo, goggles fucking pizzano, ease up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2025 09:11 PM (oVFY3)
Honey, we're old. We don't have time to waste.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 20, 2025 09:13 PM (urtE/)
Last time it was just a couple dozen shambling oldsters from the blue city down the highway. It looked like outdoor recreation time at one of those Margaritaville themed nursing homes.
The townsfolk were just driving by jeering them and flipping them the bird. I was kinda disappointed they didn't show up this time. Musta been a Matlock marathon on the crunchy old fag channel or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:12 PM (EVTi9)
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God be with you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:14 PM (vFG9F)
I won't have to buy a Halloween costume this year for handing out candy to the neighborhood kiddies this year - all I have to do is not wear the wig or the fake tooth, cackle like a madwoman, and I will be able to give them all nightmares for the rest of the year 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 09:15 PM (SRRAx)
As long as there aren't any pineapples on display, it's all good.
fd, I presume "Dry camping" means camping without the hookups hooked up?
"Asking for a friend" (TM)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (14KmZ)
https://tinyurl.com/5dnn4njh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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omg I didn't even realize, it's because her book came out yesterday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (ldc7S)
>>All that crap wasn't aimed at you. Or me. It was aimed at wives. And it worked.
Bullshit. The only people who believe that crap were the people out walking around in costumes. They aren't winning converts.
Look at the polling. Democrats are in a historically weak place right now and that protest did nothing to help their cause. Trump's approval rating is actually up since the shutdown started. And that's according to CNN not me.
Just because someone in your world thought they were effective doesn't mean the rest of the country agrees.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)
They wouldn't, and they didn't. J6. There was no large scale protest of bidens actual tyrannical behavior because of J6 for 4 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 09:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:17 PM (If7W2)
I presume "Dry camping" means camping without the hookups hooked up?
________
You presume correctly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: pawn at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (EpuwY)
"Asking for a friend" (TM)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (14KmZ)
Means you have to fire up the on-bard nuclear reactor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (8zz6B)
LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (ufFY8)
"Asking for a friend" (TM)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16
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You just have to be resourceful
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (8AONa)
Cool...
Not hyperbole, it really was the best weekend in awhile despite being a touch on the warm side (for an Alaskan). Such great people y'all are, the food, the shooting, the whole f'king thing was amazing.
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (urtE/)
Peak insanity?
Posted by: pawn at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (EpuwY)
So.... just flavored seltzer?
Soda pop, if you will.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (3ek7K)
"Asking for a friend" (TM)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (14KmZ)
Also called "boondocking". As in what you do when you're out in the boondocks.
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:20 PM (2MadX)
This is hilarious.
Tim Miller (getting fed up) : "Could Biden have served as president to 2028?"
Raggedy Ann (prim) : "I can't speak to that."
good lord, she still thinks she's at that podium. I can't even express how relieved I am that she's gone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (ldc7S)
Thanks, Hadrian!
I think I may start looking for an appropriate RV for my squadron.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)
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Shades of the Super Rock Solid Conservative Military Guy who warned us that Trump was losing the troops from 2017-2020, only to vanish when Biden screwed the pooch in Afghanistan.
The troops were fine with that, I guess.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)
You don't listen Jack. You're single, right ? Not a jab - I envy your free time to just put that sailboat out and fly. And get high.
You live in a bubble. You see that stupid ass demographic of "white educated women" and you don't bother to see why.
I'm telling you the how. That's how it works.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (EVTi9)
{deploys small arms and waves to the Horde}
Posted by: TRex - semi-contrary dino at October 20, 2025 09:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:23 PM (vFG9F)
But a lot of the funding for the street paramilitaries got shut down by BigBalls, and I think the Party is (rightly) afraid that a new round of anti-normie riots will get put down forceably by the King.
So they're stuck with Meredith Dustycrotch and her gang of pinchfaced schoolmarms milling around on street corners and scolding people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)
My camper has a 40 gallon fresh water tank which I filled before coming to the ranch. I brought a generator for electric and both of my waste tanks were sufficient for the time I was there. Emptied and cleaned them at the rv park where I stayed last night.
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (2MadX)
Where would I be without you telling me how the world works, Scogg?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (8zz6B)
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If YOU showed up with a nuclear-powered RV, that's just par for the course. I would be impressed, but not surprised.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (EVTi9)
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I'm sorry that this is how it works for you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:23 PM (vFG9F
I was trying to figure out if you were going for a door dash comment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)
According to the Armed Forces Network, 'Boondocks' is Anglicized 'Bundôk,' or "Remote area" in Tagalog.
I've no-kidding been there.
Unfortunately without an RV.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:25 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)
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Is it perfectly chaste, or are hookups allowed within the sacrament of marriage?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)
I've no-kidding been there.
Unfortunately without an RV.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:25 PM (14KmZ)
That's pretty cool - thanks for trying to ensmarten us!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:27 PM (2MadX)
'If Trump was really a king he wouldn't allow people to protest against him. It's just stupid.'
No. They're so awesomely brave that Trump is afraid of them don't you see?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 09:27 PM (fd80v)
I suppose as long as it isn't SL-1. :-O
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:27 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:26 PM (vFG9F)
Well, at least the MoMee has Porta-potties, if you have to drop a Scogg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM
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If YOU showed up with a nuclear-powered RV, that's just par for the course. I would be impressed, but not surprised.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM
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Have you been peeking at the Wednesday ONT??
Posted by: TRex - radioactive dino at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:21 PM (14KmZ)
It would be so cool if you brought friends next year!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (PGEno)
AOP - The Horde's MacGyver.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
There is an expression about rocking trailers that may apply to those situations.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: four seasons at October 20, 2025 09:19 PM (3ek7K)
I'm gonna vote for the non-penis meal.
Sorry to be difficult. But I'm a nonpenisitarian.
Posted by: Overmilked Minotaur at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (wKJf5)
Ha! I feel like I'm bringing the average IQ of the group down after meeting everyone. It's fun to be in a community so chock-full of smart cookies.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:29 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (vFG9F)
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"Honey, I think you may want to check the shock absorbers. I'm pretty sure we bottomed out."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Try being on a racing sailboat for 4+ days with a bunch of sweaty guys. Ripe doesn't begin to describe it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Paolo at October 20, 2025 09:32 PM (2MadX)
Nuclear reactors in space? That would be an understandable extension of the recent hobby thread.
Great meeting you and Grateful. May you continue to avoid unreasonably-close mounted scopes and "Gute Besserung" as they say in Germany.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (14KmZ)
If you have water and electricity you’re just in a house that has wheels. But ya ain’t camping.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (PGEno)
{{Tries to tie a Shakespeare quote to something nuclear}}
{{Fails miserably}}
{{Pours more bourbon}}
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (lWPQK)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:32 PM (viF8m)
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Keep going...
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)
Dunno' Dawg. Still insisting that the GOP was trying super hard to repeal ObamaCare the second time - until McCain tanked it ? Swearing up and down the GOP was a serious Opposition Party ? Trying to shout down anyone that suggested Mitch McConnell was the leader of the UniParty ?
Fact is - I have shown you how the world works a little bit. You just conveniently forget when I was right and you were wrong.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
Y'all stunk the place up!
Posted by: George the horse at October 20, 2025 09:34 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)
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Is it perfectly chaste, or are hookups allowed within the sacrament of marriage?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)
You'll want to keep your eyes out for the upside down pineapples. Enjoy.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:35 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: Alaska Viking
BruceWayne and I did that this year. We used a site called RV Share that is kind of like AirBnB for RVs. *Some* of the owners will deliver. If you have a sufficient towing vehicle, there are more options available.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (BI5O2)
How could I? You are never wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (viF8m)
I remember someone there saying that they did that. I don't recall who said it though.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:29 PM
Just watch out for the very few who have been suborned, willingly or otherwise, by Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)
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Short arms - gotta lean in a bit it seems.
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:37 PM (If7W2)
Posted by: JackStraw
Vic-Maui.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 09:38 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 09:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (BI5O2)
I can't stop laughing. The demo of screechy harridans who have spent the last 15 years (at least) harping about how base male sexual impulses are are now like, "Let's read about jerking off minotaurs." Taste the beast!
Posted by: Overmilked Minotaur at October 20, 2025 09:39 PM (wKJf5)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"
Or sleeping on rocks and pinecones and chiggers and centipedes and listening to the missus bitching about it.
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:40 PM (vFG9F)
For some of us, it is too late.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 20, 2025 09:40 PM (a4flb)
Okay, that was hysterical! LOL!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:40 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:33 PM (EVTi9)
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All you've "shown" is an anecdote based on an unfortunate domestic situation. I've a friend who is conservative but for reasons known only to God and himself, married a very, very liberal woman. But they are happy together, and I guess that counts for something, but I would never confuse her for being any sort of bellwether.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (viF8m)
Only all the time. But now you're doing the stiff-necked Yankee bit. Its what you do when I catch you in a corner, logically. You get loud - relatively speaking. Because, again, Yankee.
You can't just argue, level, in the arena. And look - you're not the only one. Because, again, Yankee.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:41 PM (EVTi9)
He's gone.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:27 PM (ufFY
Oops, 3.2 innings.
He was really gone.
And the Mariners again with the long ball.
3-1.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 09:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
I believe the technical term is glamping.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 09:41 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:41 PM (If7W2)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:42 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Alaska Viking at October 20, 2025 09:42 PM (urtE/)
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Short arms - gotta lean in a bit it seems.
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:37 PM
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Apparently I still need to overcome the small brain too.
Posted by: TRex - calibrate the dinoscope at October 20, 2025 09:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
Apple: Uhm Actually we’re selling iPhone 17 at a faster pace than the 16
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:42 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Alaska Viking
BruceWayne and I did that this year. We used a site called RV Share that is kind of like AirBnB for RVs. *Some* of the owners will deliver. If you have a sufficient towing vehicle, there are more options available.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)
My idea of "roughing it" is a Holiday Inn with no room service...😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2025 09:43 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:23 PM
Poetry.
*I saw Meredith Dustycrotch and Her Gang of Pinchfaced Schoolmarms open for The Cardigans at Lilith Fair...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 09:43 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:44 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 09:44 PM (3ek7K)
Yet married white women will STILL be the leading vote getters for the DNC in '26, '28, and generally until we all die.
Its a mystery though - to even suggest that they vote that way for a reason. Anecdotal my ass. Trying to figure out why might involve anecdotal evidence.
But to refuse to even acknowledge that certain groups behave a certain way ? White Knight on, my man. White Knight on.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:44 PM (EVTi9)
RV is I don’t know what exactly, but it’s not camping. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with RVing. Just don’t pretend you’re camping. Das all.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:44 PM (PGEno)
'Or sleeping on rocks and pinecones and chiggers and centipedes and listening to the missus bitching about it.'
A campground with chiggers is a bad campground.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 09:45 PM (fd80v)
I never got to do any west coast racing but I would've liked to have done some.
Years ago when it was still the Whitbread Race a Russian team brought their boat to the Newport Boat Show and took people for rides to try and raise some money. To say it was a shoestring budget team would be an understatement. They told us most of their diet was potatoes. Super.
Down below was a horror. They were in that toxic environment for months. blech
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:46 PM (viF8m)
Aloha from the Show-Me-State, all. Unfortunately there's no karaoke where I'm staying.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 07:39 PM (14KmZ)
Aloha back at ya from Houston! I enjoyed meeting and talking with you at in Corsicana. I wish you a safe journey to your home!
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 09:46 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Used RV share about 6 years ago for a hunting trip in Oregon. Was pretty slick. Would do it again.
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:46 PM (If7W2)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 20, 2025 09:46 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:47 PM (PGEno)
RV is I don’t know what exactly, but it’s not camping. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with RVing. Just don’t pretend you’re camping. Das all.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:44 PM (PGEno)
What was it before tents were invented?
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:49 PM (2MadX)
If any lake-front property would shake loose - without a shed priced as a house - near me ? I'd sell my RV that day.
But until then ? I'll keep going to the parks. Why ? Its just nice to get out of the house.
And no - its not camping. I got all the camping I needed back in the day. As well as uniforms.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:49 PM (EVTi9)
'How tiresome this line of bullshit is.'
Arguing with that guy is like barking back at a dog. You accomplish just as much.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 09:50 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 09:50 PM (ftFVW)
Ad populum. Ad hominem. Ipse dixit. Ad hominem. Post hoc ergo propter hoc. Angelism. Circular argument.
This is fun!
Posted by: 1553 Aristotle at October 20, 2025 09:51 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (ML8rW)
Posted by: Doof
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So before juvenile pitching tent jokes?
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (If7W2)
"That's right, little Rex... somewhere across that sea, there's an enchanted land where the rawhides grow on trees, and the squirrels all have three legs, and there are no wine-soaked AWFLs trying to beat you off at 3am. I'll tell you more tomorrow, since the sun is setting and it's time for bed. Sleep on your stomach."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (BI5O2)
And yet stereotypes exist for a reason. Some much of Liberalism today is pretending they do not.
So you break the stereotype ? Great. Yet you feel the need to shout down the stereotype ? Not so great.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
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The MoMee porta-potties are the nicest, best-smelling ones I have ever used.
Still amazed.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: Doof
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So before juvenile pitching tent jokes?
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM (If7W2)
Settle down, Beavis!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (mT+6a)
Camping has always been an exciting and sometimes nerve-wracking pastime. One might say it has always been in tents.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (14KmZ)
But hey do what makes you happy.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (PGEno)
Apple: Uhm Actually we’re selling iPhone 17 at a faster pace than the 16
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:42 PM (PGEno)
Wasn't the US economy supposed to have completely cratered months ago because of the huge tariff on Mexican avocados that Americans cannot live without for their avocado toast and guacamole dip? And how are we as a nation still surviving without illegals to pick lettuce in California? The experts are never wrong, right?
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (5rh/l)
What about Minotaurs?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2025 09:54 PM (ML8rW)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:36 PM (viF8m)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 09:54 PM (Dc8dC)
Still amazed.
Why? Our shit don't stink.
Posted by: TxMoMe Morons at October 20, 2025 09:54 PM (a4flb)
You forgot Stare Decisis. And also Conspiracy Theory.
All you did, short hand, was say "shut up". But you did it using words you thought would hit harder than "shut up".
They didn't.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 09:54 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (14KmZ)
Golf clap
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 09:54 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (If7W2)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16"
You are staking your reputation on that one, fly boy?
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (vFG9F)
'many millions of women who are apparently purchasing porno novels about banging dogs '
"Millions" of women? I doubt that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM
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Well played.
Posted by: TRex - Der Dixi ist gut at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (PBwDQ)
A campground with chiggers is a bad campground.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
I give you Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.
Ground was crawling with spiders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2025 09:56 PM (/lPRQ)
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I'm calling b.s. on that.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 09:56 PM (PBwDQ)
Could be worse. I could have grown up in a doublewide in an Indiana trailer park.
Would you like to discuss that stereotype or do you prefer to just demonstrate it with that massive chip of inferiority on your shoulder?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 09:53 PM (5rh/l)
They’re still trying to scare people. Saw a headline that shelves are empty due to Tarriffs? Really? What shelves? Where? Every store I go to is full of everything lien usual.
They lie about everything.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (vFG9F)
Take a UV flash light with you to a hotel and then marvel at all of the white splotches on the floor, headboard, walls, curtains and occasionally the ceiling.
You will either sleep in a bunny suit or get an RV
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (a4flb)
'I give you Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.
Ground was crawling with spiders.'
I'd happily share the ground with chigger-eating spiders.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Tom Servo
He did not like killing narco-terrorists.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 09:56 PM (PBwDQ
Ace had a whole post about it with a couple of different people talking about this disturbing phenomenon. They call them "romantasy" books, but it's just bestiality porn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: scampydog at October 20, 2025 09:55 PM (If7W2)
Yikes! I'm sorry to hear that. My Corsicana allergy affliction is gone now that I'm back in Houston. Human physiology is weird. Take care up there this winter!
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 09:59 PM (5rh/l)
One enticement is the convenience of not having to arrive, unpack, repack, move to someplace completely different, unpack, remap your entire morning and evening routines due to the new environs, repack, and repeat. You're effectively "At home" no matter where you are.
YMMV.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 09:59 PM (14KmZ)
HOLY CRAP! CNN reveals the devastating news that the Schumer federal shutdown not only HASN'T HARMED President Trump's public support...
...his approval rating has INCREASED!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 20, 2025 09:59 PM (L/fGl)
They lie about everything.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (PGEno)
The tube tester in the drugstore is right out of 117Z6's. In fact, the drug store is right out of tube testers, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:00 PM (8zz6B)
You will either sleep in a bunny suit or get an RV
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 20, 2025 09:57 PM (a4flb)
I’ve spent 1000+ nights in hotels all over the world. Somehow I survived.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:00 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:00 PM (14KmZ)
And now you're getting it. Embrace that probability of a stereo-type. You're growing - right before my eyes.
Then we'll move to Lesson Two - what to do when individuals break the mold. Then Lesson Three - the real mind bender - what to do in a world where groups act like groups yet individuals exist.
Take it easy on the joint, Jack. This can get a bit complicated. Or we can defer until tomorrow.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 10:00 PM (EVTi9)
Still amazed.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 09:52 PM
LOL! The RMBS Mom said the same thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 10:00 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:01 PM (4MksP)
We did one big family vacation when I was a kid. Rented an RV and drove through a number of national parks in the west.
Getting to sleep under the stars and wake up near a huge waterfall in Yellowstone is something I will never forget and hard to replicate in a hotel.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 10:01 PM (viF8m)
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Yeah I can see that. I personally would go stir crazy in a small space like that. But that’s just me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:01 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TRex - policy advisor dino at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
'Ace had a whole post about it with a couple of different people talking about this disturbing phenomenon. They call them "romantasy" books, but it's just bestiality porn.'
Sure. There are a few sick puppies out there but millions?
I would need a lot of proof for that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2025 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Been in the job for about a year. So appointed by Biden, or Biden's string-pullers. His resignation is hardly unexpected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:03 PM (8zz6B)
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I have no doubt such filth exists, just the number of women who consume it.
Then again, I could very well be wrong, and I'm just around women that wouldn't.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 10:03 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: TRex - boom at October 20, 2025 10:03 PM (IQ6Gq)
I would need a lot of proof for that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (fd80v)
The books are apparently very popular. Go check it out. I think the post was day before yesterday so it might still be on the front page.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (BI5O2)
Curious what items? I went shopping g yesterday at Trader Joe. Got everything I usually. Nothing out of stock.
Maybe it’s regional?
I dunno I have t noticed anything I buy that is t available ale. Or maybe I buy weird shit? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (2MadX)
We got to stay in the barracks the couple times I was there with ROTC. So no creepy-crawlies to worry about. The land-nav course had had enough folks through it that chiggers were no problem.
Better spiders than chiggers, in almost any case. Unless the spiders were brown with violin-shaped markings or black with red hourglasses (both of which can be found in that locale).
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:05 PM (14KmZ)
Thank you to everyone for coming to the MoMe and providing adult enrichment, entertainment, and sillyness. And dancing and wine. And cake and burgers. And lounge singer acts and karaoke.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 20, 2025 10:05 PM (xSGba)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 10:05 PM (ufFY8)
Then again, I could very well be wrong, and I'm just around women that wouldn't.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 10:03 PM (PBwDQ)
Maybe it appeals to trannies, and Democrats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM
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So...something of a "hobby"?
Posted by: TRex - content from anywhere at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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It's just amazing to me, that they can actually smell nice.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (PBwDQ)
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Inconsistent. Produce items one day, pork products on another, and so on. They were out of Lunchables today, for instance. Toys and stuffies for the kid are pretty touch-and-go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: TRex - content from anywhere at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
I'm NOT doing your blog work for you on Saturday afternoon!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (2MadX)
. . . .
MILLER: “[Biden] talked way less to the press than Donald Trump does.”
P: “That's not true!”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (L/fGl)
Doof!!!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: Matt Foley at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
Might have something to do with all the wetback truck drivers getting nailed on the highways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hey, what are you doing up?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (14KmZ)
'I think the post was day before yesterday so it might still be on the front page.'
I didn't find it but believe you about the post.
If there really are that many women into that, it will show up again in another post.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2025 10:09 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:09 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 10:09 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:09 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10
Aaannndddd avoiding porta potties. You forgot that.
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:08 PM (Pek1+)
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Up? It's only 9 pm. I'm always up, just not online.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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Just the unusual hair colored ones with nose rings and facial tattoos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
Old School VW with the tilt-up roof ? Absolutely.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel
'77 Chevy Van with bubble windows, a wizard mural and shag carpeting.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
Interesting. I do wonder if it’s regional or supermarket chain specific?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:09 PM (4MksP)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)
I believe the wheel is slowing down suspiciously near 'RVing.'
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (14KmZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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Fair enough.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:02 PM (BI5O2)
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There are huge variations from store to store. I'm close to one, pretty close to another and they seem to compliment each other. One is short of some things, the other has abundance. I plan accordingly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
Might have something to do with all the wetback truck drivers getting nailed on the highways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Still working out shocks to the market caused by the KungFlu Freakout, Biden killing off half the egg layers, etc.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)
Find a nice spot, drop anchor. Hang out for a bit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
8 islands. 7 days. British Virgin Islands.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire"
Gonna be some recreati'n in there!
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (vFG9F)
Other than the no roads and wind and waves part.
Kidding. I agree.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (2MadX)
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Sorry 'bout that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (2MadX)
You need to put a banner on your camper. "Morons and Moronettes Welcome Here!" Have drinks and a .45 ready.
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (5rh/l)
But its only a single wide. At least until we park. Then it expands into a double-wide.
Posted by: Head On A Swivel at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (EVTi9)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20, 2025 10:06 PM
The Army does kind of warp your expectations.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2025 10:12 PM (Wnv9h)
I believe the wheel is slowing down suspiciously near 'RVing.'
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM
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Better than women's fiction these days apparently.
Posted by: TRex - the wheel knows all at October 20, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:04 PM (BI5O2)
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Or people are pushing the idea that they are popular.
Remember, NYT Bestsellers are not in fact the top selling books. They are the one the NYT wants to hype as top selling.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:11 PM (Pek1+)
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I've got to return to work tomorrow, so I'm trying really hard to not break out that beautiful bottle of Buffal Trace sitting in the wet bar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have no doubt such filth exists, just the number of women who consume it.
Then again, I could very well be wrong, and I'm just around women that wouldn't.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20
This sounds like something I don’t want to even know about! Yikes.
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)
Working on my friends to do one final BVI trip. So many great times.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)
Off-duty nights. COB union would kick our asses if we did anything
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
You live in a food desert! Vote Democrat and you'll never go without Lunchables again!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Doof
Sniff, never got to use 'em. Like everything, even the tables were perfect...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: TRex - the wheel knows all at October 20, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Kameltoe's book is "womens' fiction" too, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:16 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2025 10:16 PM (ML8rW)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (2MadX)
I thought Trump busted all the unions?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2025 10:16 PM (uQesX)
Then again, I could very well be wrong, and I'm just around women that wouldn't.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20
This sounds like something I don’t want to even know about! Yikes.
Posted by: Piper
So I'll admit I read some smut. *hangs head in shame*
BUT, reading about ladies hooking up with animals appeals to me not one bit.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (ftFVW)
WTH
Posted by: fourseasons at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
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I have no doubt such filth exists, just the number of women who consume it.
Then again, I could very well be wrong, and I'm just around women that wouldn't.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 20
This sounds like something I don’t want to even know about! Yikes.
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)
The first 50 Shades sold over 35 million copies in the US alone. It doesn't exactly stretch the imagination.
Posted by: Maybe some other things at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (TbWk/)
Overmilked Minotaur could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (14KmZ)
Here you go. It's toward the bottom of the post.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=416876
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (SRRAx)
I upgraded to a Platinum AoSHQ Membership and am enjoying a terrific ONT.
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 10:18 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: JackStraw
That's one trip I'll never forget.
But sadly, won't be able to recreate.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:18 PM (4MksP)
Joel Webbon@rightresponsem
Go back home and worship your sand demons.
Get out of my country.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 20, 2025 10:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JackStraw
I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew. It was a blast.
Posted by: Gardner McKay, Adventures In Paradise at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (PGEno)
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True boat people are a breed apart. They try to live on the water as much as possible. Move from port to port, fish here and there, dinner starts with downriggers, passes through the cleaning station, ends on a grill.
It's not a bad way to live, but it costs a lot more than most people think and you can easily go broke trying to do it.
The breeze of the Great Lakes, the sunrises and sunsets are pretty cool, but stagnant water, fuel, fish guts and of course the isolation did not appeal to me. I wanted to be chasing girls, not stuck on a fricken boat all summer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)
No ONT's! - the Left
Posted by: Rex B at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (+xk6Q)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:19 PM (p4NUW)
Dang it!
(puts away espresso machine)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2025 10:20 PM (uQesX)
Joel Webbon@rightresponsem
Go back home and worship your sand demons.
Get out of my country.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
It's McKinley!
Diwali is a Dodge product.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2025 10:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)
Kinda gives you the creeps, doesn't it?
*shivers, pukes
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 10:21 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2025 10:21 PM (2WIwB)
*shivers, pukes
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 10:21 PM (Dc8dC)
something, something, giving up natural relations, something, something
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Can't find a good man though at October 20, 2025 10:22 PM (TbWk/)
The breeze of the Great Lakes, the sunrises and sunsets are pretty cool, but stagnant water, fuel, fish guts and of course the isolation did not appeal to me. I wanted to be chasing girls, not stuck on a fricken boat all summer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
$25 a night tie up at the places around the BVI.
(Around each island) I don't know if they would give weekly or monthy discounts.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:23 PM (4MksP)
I'd settle for just a double-ampersand membership. I was hoping it would be bestowed after traveling over the pond to the MoMe.
*****
Hi Piper! Hi Joe Kidd!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:23 PM (14KmZ)
But sadly, won't be able to recreate.
Looking kind of sketchy for me as well but I'm glad we both got to experience it. Such a beautiful place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 10:23 PM (viF8m)
Overmilked Minotaur could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at October 20, 2025 10:17 PM
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Likewise for Undermilked Minotaur. Probably better for all of us.
Posted by: TRex - extended cafe at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
We all remember Obama flipping off McCain at the end of the 2098 election?
https://youtu.be/XBMdWxcFXQg?si=GL-T_cRXtQyS3ESX
Posted by: Rex B at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (+xk6Q)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Do it!!
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (2MadX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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I can't bring you any more for a whole year.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Can't find a good man though at October 20, 2025 10:22 PM (TbWk/)
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My Psych 101 take is that it is a paradoxically as "safe" book because it is an unabashed work of fiction, so women who have been denied bodice-rippers (so problematic!) take refuge in the absurd.
We are in a place where banging a minotaur is considered a more acceptable fantasy than a pirate who is also the Earl of Rochester in disguise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Life is capricious at October 20, 2025 10:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (vFG9F)
Hahahahahaaha!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 10:25 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: JackStraw
We had surf & turf at the only restaurant at the time on Anegada. That was simply awesome.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:26 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 20, 2025 10:26 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (Pek1+)
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It doesn't last long, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 20, 2025 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)
(Around each island) I don't know if they would give weekly or monthy discounts.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:23 PM (4MksP)
It can cost you as much or more to use an RV park site for a night. And docks require maintenance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That guy who gave Brandy the silver locket never mentioned any of this nasty shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2025 10:27 PM (JkO4W)
(Around each island) I don't know if they would give weekly or monthy discounts.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:23 PM (4MksP)
It can cost you as much or more to use an RV park site for a night. And docks require maintenance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2025 10:27 PM (8zz6B)
They have RV parks in the BVI?
Posted by: Seems impractical at October 20, 2025 10:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rex B at October 20, 2025 10:28 PM (+xk6Q)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 10:28 PM (Dc8dC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
Heh. IYKYK...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 20, 2025 10:28 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2025 10:24 PM (ZOv7s)
If we want to go all psychological, it looks like an ironically safe way to express a desire for a strong dominating male figure without admitting they really just want a strong man. If it’s a Minotaur, you sure can’t say no (but of course they don’t want to)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2025 10:28 PM (ML8rW)
I've always wondered about that guy. This does not seem like normal sailor in port activity.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2025 10:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Life is capricious
I was lucky. Four couples flew to Tortola and rented a 48' catamaran.
One of the guys was an American Airlines mechanic so he got to fly for $25. Another one ran a captain sailing school on Lake Grapevine. Because they all went a couple of times a year and they had their captain's licenses, we didn't have to hire a crew.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:30 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
These were just trying off to a floating bouy. It wasn't bad, but it would be cost prohibitive to pay that daily.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 20, 2025 10:32 PM (4MksP)
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2025 10:15 PM (vFG9F)
Hahahahahaaha!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2025 10:25 PM (Dc8dC)
Are there any green colors offered by any auto makers for 2026? Other than Green Mist or some other barely green color? Round trip Houston-Corsicana to the MoMe I saw one green passenger vehicle. It was parked at my motel when I arrived Thursday. Green Mist color. Yuck. I was amazed at seeing a brown vehicle. It was a Hyundai SUV with a reddish-brown paint job. Double Yuck.
Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2025 10:32 PM (5rh/l)
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