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Welcome to Islamo-Nazi Britain: Jewish Fans Barred from Attending Soccer Match in the UK Because Muslims Are Literally Threatening That Their "Safety" Cannot Be Guaranteed

Muslims (who else?) demanded that Jewish fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv not be permitted to attend a local game, and the UK police announced that it is now enforcing Islamic Sharia law, and would be barring Israeli fans because of "security" concerns.

The do not mean that Israelis will put Muslims in danger.

They mean Muslims will start murdering Jews and the police don't want to get involved in stopping the pogrom. Arresting people for tweets is about the level of commitment they can manage.

Here was the threat written by a barrister and Member of Parliament:

thethreattojews.jpg

Pressure mounted Friday on police authorities in the English city of Birmingham to reverse a ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv soccer fans attending a Europa League game at Aston Villa next month over security concerns, a decision that drew widespread condemnation.

Behind the scenes, the government was seeking to resolve the row, which comes at a time of heightened worries about antisemitism in Britain following a deadly attack on a Manchester synagogue earlier this month and calls from Palestinians and their supporters for a sports boycott of Israel over its conduct of the war against Hamas in Gaza.

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said the police recommendation to bar the visiting team's fans from the Nov. 6 game was "the wrong decision" and that "the role of the police is to ensure all football fans can enjoy the game, without fear of violence or intimidation."

Starmer spokesman Geraint Ellis said Friday that "the prime minister has been angered by the decision" and the government was working urgently to overturn it.

Simon Foster, the elected official in Birmingham responsible for overseeing the local police force and holding it to account, also urged an "immediate review," while local Mayor Richard Parker called on authorities to find "a workable solution" that may involve the government covering some policing costs.

Security worries over game

Premier League team Aston Villa said Thursday that police had informed the club that "they have public safety concerns outside the stadium bowl and the ability to deal with any potential protests on the night."

West Midlands Police said it had deemed the match to be high risk "based on current intelligence and previous incidents," including violence and hate crimes that took place when Maccabi Tel Aviv played Ajax in Amsterdam last season.

JRR Tolkein came from the Midlands. I think that's why he called it "Middle-Earth." (There's also an old Saxon term like "Mittle-erd" or something.)

Now it's just yet another Islamic shithole.


Fan bans are not unheard of in European soccer, but are typically based on a history of violence between fans of rival clubs. There is no history of violence between Aston Villa and Maccabi fans.

Look at terrorist-promoting AP dance around what the real source of danger might be!

However, Maccabi fans have been increasingly in the spotlight over the past year or so, partly linked to the war in Gaza. Most notably, Maccabi fans clashed violently with city residents in Amsterdam last season when the team visited for a Europa League game against Ajax.

Oh? They clashed violently with "city residents"?

Which "city residents," AP?

A "British" Minister of Parliament congratulated the town he'd threatened into banning Jews for their discretion in submitting to Islam:

Thanks to @ComradeArthur.

Related: New York City will be Londonistan by next month.

Just the other day, Zohran Mamdani appeared on Fox News where he was asked repeated about his stance on Hamas, specifically about whether the group should lay down its weapons, which is a key part of President Trump's peace plan. Mamdani refused to answer, at one point claiming he didn't really have an opinion on the matter that has been central to his politics for his entire adult life.
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This is like asking Aaron Judge if he has any opinion about the Dodgers or even just baseball as a sport and having Judge respond, "I don't really have an opinion on these topics, I just hope everyone plays by the rules and has fun."

The New York Times took Mamdani's press release calling criticism of his pro-Hamas stance "islamophobic" and put it straight into a headline with no quotes -- that is, the NYTimes adopted Mamdani's PR team's position as its own.

Mamdani also dodged the question in last night's debate, stating that "all parties" -- including Israel -- must now "lay down their arms."

Obviously, Israel isn't disarming for Hamas so Mamdani's position is that Hamas should never lay down its arms, as the "occupying army" won't lay down it's own.

See the link for that.

Related: You may remember that Graham Linehan was arrested by five cops upon his return to the UK for the crime of making a joke on Twitter about "kicking trans 'women' in the balls." A judge then mandated, as part of his conditions for bail (that is, being released from jail) that he was forbidden from contacting his "victims" -- trannies with balls. I believe this was intended to keep him from going online, because a left-wing censor-judge would say that just by typing online he was "contacting" his "victims."

All of them. All around the world.

In a minor and transient moment of sanity, a judge has thrown that condition of bail out.


Judge throws out Graham Linehan's 'meaningless' bail conditions

Ban on writer contacting alleged victims removed because it could 'mean anyone from the transgender community'


A judge has thrown out the "meaningless" bail conditions Graham Linehan was given after being arrested for gender-critical comments.

The limitations placed on the Father Ted creator were criticised for using the loaded term "victim" when no offence had been proven.

District judge Michael Snow further said that the ban on Mr Linehan contacting his alleged victims was too vague to be applicable, because "anyone from the trans community could take offence".

The Father Ted creator was given police bail after he was arrested at Heathrow by five armed officers over comments he posted on social media.

He was told he was being arrested on suspicion of a Public Order offence and questioned for several hours before being bailed.

It is believed the arrest was related to a comment he posted on X on April 20 that read: "If a trans-identified male is in a female-only space, he is committing a violent abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls."

The previous day he had posted a picture of what appeared to be a trans rally with the caption: "A photo you can smell."

He followed it up with the comment: "I hate them. Misogynists and homophobes. F*** 'em."

Following his release he was initially told he was not allowed to post on X but that was later varied to "not to contact the victims or interfere with the investigation".


On Thursday a district judge at Westminster magistrates' court lifted the ban and criticised the police for applying bail conditions that were far too vague.

Judge Snow said: "The phrase not to contact 'victims' is a loaded term -- nothing proved to date.

"In any event, who are the victims? There is reference to one individual who is offended. It's a type of offence where anyone, anyone from the trans community could take offence.

"So it is meaningless as a prohibition. Similarly interference with investigation is meaningless in its own right, but more importantly interfering in an investigation is a criminal offence.

"So taking everything into account, I am satisfied that it is appropriate for the condition to be removed."

The judge was also critical of the police officer in the case for failing to attend court, saying: "The officer has been given notice, indicated he will attend or another officer will attend. He has not done so.

"No communications as far as I know has been received. I am satisfied that, having had notice, by failing to attend he has indicated a reluctance to defend these conditions."

Lord Young, general secretary of the Free Speech Union, said: "The police are being far too cavalier when it comes to imposing bail conditions, acting like a law unto themselves. Graham's bail conditions were particularly egregious because there is no 'victim' in this case."

Mr Linehan has since announced his intention to sue the Metropolitan Police for wrongful arrest and a breach of his free speech rights.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM




Comments

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1 Didn't we have some of that here, where jews could not hold events on campus because of the heckler's veto?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 04:21 PM (i24o9)

2 Jews not welcome?

Where have I seen this before...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 17, 2025 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

3 "Jewish Fans Barred from Attending Soccer Match in the UK Because Muslims Are Literally Threatening That Their "Safety" Cannot Be Guaranteed"


Coming to a michigan city near you soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 04:23 PM (0N4FZ)

4 Look men, laugh and wave to the Brit ships sailing away from our coast.

Posted by: General Washington at October 17, 2025 04:24 PM (vhnYh)

5 Didn't Trump stop the war?

Next: Jews in New York better not be seen at polling places on election day. For their own safety of course.

Posted by: torabora at October 17, 2025 04:24 PM (lYsuE)

6 Englandstan is all but finished

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)

7 It seems rather odd that the older I get, the more thankful I am that the American Revolution took place.

My debt to the Founding Fathers grows ever greater...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 17, 2025 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

8 If the other English clubs were tossed from all UEFA competitions, perhaps, something something somewhere, nah, TV needs the English teams.

Posted by: Accomack at October 17, 2025 04:26 PM (RBD82)

9 Jews aren't going to be welcome at the Qatar air force training facilities in Idaho either.

Don't doubt me.

Posted by: torabora at October 17, 2025 04:26 PM (lYsuE)

10 Might as well add "Caliph" to the list of Charles's titles and have a muezzin call the faithful to prayer five times a day from the top of Big Ben.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (mADJX)

11 The heckler's veto works in Old Blighty. Archie Bunker-Johnson was right!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (wVcYX)

12 Britain's stiff upper lip has become rigor mortis. RIP Jolly old England

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (yUhFq)

13 I bet Jewish or Israeli soccer fans would be much safer in Saudi Arabia than they are anywhere in Europe. How did the Europeans lose their continent?

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (unUNN)

14 Then: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!?

Now: You may remember that Graham Linehan was arrested by five cops upon his return to the UK for the crime of making a joke on Twitter about "kicking trans 'women' in the balls

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

15 I just found Graham Linehan's series The I.T. Crowd on Tubi. It's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 17, 2025 04:27 PM (CNl8/)

16 You know who else was unwelcoming to Jews?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (i24o9)

17 Mary Ann was the sexiest woman on TV... bar NONE!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (i49OE)

18 How does Britain ever recover from this?

Posted by: Squid at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (CfJE2)

19 What was the stat? Something like 40% of NYC residents under 30 were born in foreign nations.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (7PziG)

20 Barrister Ayoub Khan


I think that I see the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (XeU6L)

21 I hope Jews in England see the writing on the wall before they get destroyed, resident burned out, business ransacked, and no where in Europe that's any better.

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 04:28 PM (+qU29)

22 7 It seems rather odd that the older I get, the more thankful I am that the American Revolution took place.

My debt to the Founding Fathers grows ever greater... - Tex Lovera


I feel exactly the same way. The UK has seemed to grow more alien and unrelatable with each passing year.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 04:29 PM (mADJX)

23 What was the stat? Something like 40% of NYC residents under 30 were born in foreign nations.

More then 50% in London.

They've been conquered.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

24 And if you are a Ginger fan, please seek the help of a mental health professional.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 17, 2025 04:29 PM (i49OE)

25 Why aren't soccer officials saying that if it will not be safe for Jewish fans to attend then no fans will be allowed? The game needs to be played in an empty stadium.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 04:29 PM (unUNN)

26
It's for your own good, Jews.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (ldc7S)

27 The Saxon will never awaken… it’s been smothered in its bed

Posted by: weew at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (OVcSD)

28 I have a better idea - ban mohammedans from attending the match.

Even better, ban mohammedans from the UK.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (0U5gm)

29 It seems rather odd that the older I get, the more thankful I am that the American Revolution took place.

My debt to the Founding Fathers grows ever greater...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 17, 2025 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

They left there for big solid reasons. Don't want to bring "back there" over here. Nope.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (wVcYX)

30 So no Jews and the match will be calm and peaceful huh?

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (+qU29)

31 Oh? They clashed violently with "city residents"?

Which "city residents," AP?

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Also, who initiated the "clashing"?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (BGygK)

32 Empty stands are a cop out. Aston Villa should forfeit

Posted by: Accomack at October 17, 2025 04:30 PM (28cZF)

33 Aston Villa. Was owned by Randy Lerner, until 2016 when he sold it. He is jewish. He also used to own the Browns.

Posted by: Not Dr Phil at October 17, 2025 04:31 PM (+Wwxm)

34 How does Britain ever recover from this?
Posted by: Squid
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England is in real trouble. We can argue about the how's and why's that it has come about, but there it is.

Now have a St. George flag decal on my truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2025 04:31 PM (XeU6L)

35 So no Jews and the match will be calm and peaceful huh?
Posted by: Skip
.....

Rapes and stabbings don't count.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

36 It is amazing that the people who actually commit terrorism, which is 90% mohammedan, are the ones who get to enjoy freedom in the UK.

They also get to enjoy about 5,000 pounds worth of benefits per family, per month, charged to the actual British people who do work.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (0U5gm)

37 England -
Hear me out, here:
What if we just put all of the Jews on a train and took them to a nice place, like a camp, where we can keep them safe?

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (BG2Yo)

38 JRR Tolkein came from the Midlands. I think that's why he called it "Middle-Earth." (There's also an old Saxon term like "Mittle-erd" or something.)


Probably related to the Norse term for earth as well. "Midgard"

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (Px9Yr)

39 Calling the British cops:

You've been robbed: Your call is important to us, please stay on the line

You've been stabbed: Your call is important to us, please stay on the line

Some person online claimed you aren't a woman: Ma'am, our best agents will arrest that h8ter immediately.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

40 It's only going to get worse until these English Ponces put down their Tea and pick up their Swords.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:33 PM (BG2Yo)

41 So...it's a Tolkien thread, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

42 forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at October 17, 2025 04:34 PM (v3pYe)

43 Just wait until the Archbishop of Canterbury hears about this!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 04:34 PM (gKWVE)

44 The Dawahing of the Shire

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:34 PM (BG2Yo)

45 The left: Israelis need to go home to Europe!

The leftwing government of Britain: the British police just announced that it is not capable of protecting the Jewish fans.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

46
Coming to a michigan city near you soon.
Posted by: Mister Scott

================

I'm looking forward to it. I hope Rubio is looking for every antisemitic, America-hating Muslim LEGAL alien (just to drive the point home) with visa revocation papers ready to go.

They're a column in the cold civil war. They need to go. And while we're at it, second look at the TPS of Somalis.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 04:35 PM (ldc7S)

47 This is the game leftists like to play to strip rights from the "unfavored". Given the muzzies aren't treated this way (even when gangs of them rape lots of girls in UK), we know who's being protected here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

48 OT: Johnson will be recessing the House again for next week, so the House of Reps will not meet next week. Next chance for them back in Washington is Oct 27.

Senate stays as the only place shutdown ends...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 04:35 PM (tOcjL)

49 England cannot be fixed without a reconquista like Spain in the 1490s.

Throw them all out, they are a cancer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:35 PM (0U5gm)

50 England -
Hear me out, here:
What if we just put all of the Jews on a train and took them to a nice place, like a camp, where we can keep them safe?
Posted by: garrett
.....

Everybody gets a job and a shower!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (UjdFS)

51 41 So...it's a Tolkien thread, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

Tom Bombadil being excluded from the movies was a good decision

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (Px9Yr)

52 The UK is so effed.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

53 35 So no Jews and the match will be calm and peaceful huh?
Posted by: Skip
.....

Rapes and stabbings don't count.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

Old and outdated: Scotland, where men are men and sheep are afraid.
New and Improved: UK, where muzzies are muzzies and sheep, goats, women and children are afraid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

54
37 England -
Hear me out, here:
What if we just put all of the Jews on a train and took them to a nice place, like a camp, where we can keep them safe?
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:32 PM (BG2Yo)


Talk like that is going to get you denounced by a bunch of beta bitch republicans on twitter.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (Px9Yr)

55 I see a YouTube video where they were discussing Mandami. And the leftist was all why are you right wingers so obsessed with the fact he’s Muslim?

They think their throat won’t be slit I guess.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (5Yz+T)

56 50 England -
Hear me out, here:
What if we just put all of the Jews on a train and took them to a nice place, like a camp, where we can keep them safe?
Posted by: garrett
.....

Everybody gets a job and a shower!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (UjdFS)

and the ovens heat themselves!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

57 Graham Linehan is a modern hero

also he's unbelievably funny

thank God for him

now we need a new England where all the English people can go live, because ol Blighty is done for

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (emBoF)

58 >>Jews not welcome?

Where have I seen this before...


So I tucked my Payos up
under my Yarmulke
and I went in to ask him why

Posted by: Five Man Circumcised Band at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (BG2Yo)

59 “England is in real trouble.”

They’re a nuclear state. That trouble can launch across the ocean if the muzzies complete their takeover.

Posted by: Squid at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (CfJE2)

60 So...it's a Tolkien thread, huh?

On a related note I saw someone post some old D&D art - traditional looking adventurers fighting a dragon and compared it with some of the latest D&D art which is apparently a party with trannies, tieflings, and dudes making out

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

61 And the British Left was heard to chant, "Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Starmer!"

God help us.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (X+xvk)

62 Maybe the good folks of the IRA will loan the contraband weapons they have stored on the emerald isle to their British cousins.

I don't see a peaceful way to get the invaders out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (0U5gm)

63 51 41 So...it's a Tolkien thread, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

Tom Bombadil being excluded from the movies was a good decision

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (Px9Yr)

He's the guy in real life that has real power to effect positive change, yet does nothing, engrossed in his own interests.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

64 They mean Muslims will start murdering Jews and the police don't want to get involved in stopping the pogrom.
_____________________

Well, to be fair, after the Muslims start murdering Jews, there is always the risk of BACKLASH against the murderous Muslims. That's bad.

Posted by: Orson at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (dIske)

65 On Ace's article, won't all the Muslims try to kill the Israeli team? Why are they coming to play at all? I'd stay home if I were them b/c Britain is obviously not guaranteeing their safety, either...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (tOcjL)

66 >>Talk like that is going to get you denounced by a bunch of beta bitch republicans on twitter.


It will ruin Candace Ovens panties... until someone explains Sarcasm to her.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:39 PM (BG2Yo)

67 Again, if conservatives don't impose their moral vision, the left and muslims will.

That's how you get calls to prayer in Michigan and this bullsh*t in the UK.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2025 04:39 PM (Ln1tA)

68 The stuff going on in the UK is insane.

And the poofers and pedos that rule over it all are even more insane in their delusion that they are safe when the violence starts.

One of the more hilarious fronts is 4Chan mocking them, daring them to mince on over here the States if they're so tough.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2025 04:39 PM (lDIPK)

69 >>Just the other day, Zohran Mamdani appeared on Fox News

And the panties I wore that day are still a little bit damp.

Posted by: Martha McCallum at October 17, 2025 04:39 PM (Y1sOo)

70 Coming soon to an American city near me.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2025 04:40 PM (N1DT3)

71 62 Maybe the good folks of the IRA will loan the contraband weapons they have stored on the emerald isle to their British cousins.

I don't see a peaceful way to get the invaders out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (0U5gm)

When what starts out as a small issue is allowed to fester. It goes from needing antiseptic and a bandage to full-on amputations due to the gangrene.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh)

72 He's the guy in real life that has real power to effect positive change, yet does nothing, engrossed in his own interests.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

To be fair he is living off the grid with his smoking hot wife. So can you blame him?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:40 PM (Px9Yr)

73 Englandstan is all but finished
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)

Ummm.. Englandistan is just getting started.

It's England that's gone.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2025 04:41 PM (N1DT3)

74 Mr Linehan has since announced his intention to sue the Metropolitan Police for wrongful arrest and a breach of his free speech rights.

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I have news for Mr Linehan, UK has no such thing as freedom of speech. They don't even have the freedom to pray silently anywhere near an abortion place.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 04:41 PM (unUNN)

75 The crazy people are in charge in Britain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2025 04:41 PM (YLSFg)

76 And the poofers and pedos that rule over it all are even more insane in their delusion that they are safe when the violence starts.
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Based on all the videos I've seen of British cops in people's living rooms lecturing them about social media comments, I'd assume the concept hasn't occurred to them, either.

Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2025 04:41 PM (vSvIl)

77 On this side of the Atlantic, David French - who sees Christianity primarily as a movement for social uplift, with Jesus Christ serving merely as Chairman emeritus - bashes MAGA again. And in case you're wondering, the other dumbass David (David Brooks) is, to put it mildly, not getting smarter with age.

https://tinyurl.com/4mm549ct

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (mADJX)

78
It's only going to get worse until these English Ponces put down their Tea and pick up their Swords.
Posted by: garrett

==============

I couldn't imagine who the ponces are -- I thought it was all immigrants -- until I saw a couple of nice ladies in a man-in-the-street interview in some poncey area of London.

Interviewer: "Who would be a good leader?"

Ladies: (laughing good-naturedly) "Anyone but Farage!"

They had nice hair, nice clothes, nice accents, boomer age. Same problem the world over.

And the pudgy blonde female MP who made a sad face and begged for one thing when the Pakistani rape gangs finally made their way to public debate in Parliament. "WHYYYY must we continue to mention their ethnicity?!" (sob)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (ldc7S)

79 72 He's the guy in real life that has real power to effect positive change, yet does nothing, engrossed in his own interests.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

To be fair he is living off the grid with his smoking hot wife. So can you blame him?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:40 PM (Px9Yr)

In the end, there is no escape. Eventually evil will take over everything if nothing is done. I see the Tom Bomadil character as the embodiment of that; if I just go away from the assholes, I'll be fine. Truth is, assholes will be assholes and will go after you no matter how far away you try to go.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

80 So the English are saying with regard to soccer in Birmingham "Juden raus". I thought there was a big war about that with the Brits on our side

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (yUhFq)

81 YouTube won't let people post St. George's flag anymore in the comments. There's a couple of other ones too,, but I forget which ones. Maybe St. Andrew's and the Welsh dragon.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at October 17, 2025 04:43 PM (2lXSA)

82 I bet Jewish or Israeli soccer fans would be much safer in Saudi Arabia than they are anywhere in Europe.
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Jews visiting SA would be safe because the regime in SA has to deal with Israel.

There's no one to protect British Jews.

Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2025 04:43 PM (vSvIl)

83 I have news for Mr Linehan, UK has no such thing as freedom of speech. They don't even have the freedom to pray silently anywhere near an abortion place.

Posted by: Decaf



They don't even have freedom of speech in their own house if someone builds an abortion clinic within 500 yards of it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:43 PM (0U5gm)

84 62 Maybe the good folks of the IRA will loan the contraband weapons they have stored on the emerald isle to their British cousins.

I don't see a peaceful way to get the invaders out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (0U5gm)


Where's Oliver North when you need him?

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 04:43 PM (mADJX)

85 I stumbled across this Joe Rogan clip where they are just tripping how quickly things are going to hell in Britain. It almost seems planned.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2025 04:44 PM (q177U)

86 I ment Englanstan will be complete very soon.
Police let Muslims do any thing or crime and no English man can do anything to them.

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 04:44 PM (+qU29)

87 Farage's Reform party would be even more popular if he said everybody must be fine to attend a soccer game or nobody is.

It's such an easy thing to pick up yet the Conservatives have no opinions about the safety of their citizens. This is why they are now below even the Greens in polls and will be completely wiped out at the next election.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 04:44 PM (unUNN)

88 What were once conspiracy theories are now everyday occurrences.

The most absurd part of all of this is Muslims aren't denying they intend to invade and takeover countries, they are bragging about it. And countries are just bending over and allowing it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 04:44 PM (viF8m)

89 Where's Oliver North when you need him?

I do suspect that if the US does successful defeat globohomo we will soon be funding resistance groups in Europe just like we did resistance groups in communist countries during the cold war

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 04:45 PM (sKqQm)

90 Tom Bombadil being excluded from the movies was a good decision
Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (Px9Yr)

As much as I love Tom Bombadil, it was a good decision because I don't think Hollywood has the ability to make this seriously over-powered being appear to be anything but silly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2025 04:45 PM (N1DT3)

91 Minority Rule.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2025 04:45 PM (i0F8b)

92 >>The most absurd part of all of this is Muslims aren't denying they intend to invade and takeover countries, they are bragging about it. And countries are just bending over and allowing it.


Didn't they stop all of Times Square on Sunday to hold one of their Street Prayers?

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 04:45 PM (BG2Yo)

93 British police arrested Tommy Robinson just a couple days ago for attempting to leave the UK by car through the channel tunnel. He was arrested for refusing police demands that he unlock his phone at the border so they could read his text correspondence.

Elon Musk reportedly paid for his lawyer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2025 04:46 PM (nOYfY)

94 I stumbled across this Joe Rogan clip where they are just tripping how quickly things are going to hell in Britain. It almost seems planned.

Posted by: Max Power


It was planned. England, Ireland, Germany, France, and Holland are all getting the same treatment. We would too, except they were too obvious in stealing the 2020 election and weren't able to kill Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

95
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said the police recommendation to bar the visiting team's fans from the Nov. 6 game was "the wrong decision" and that "the role of the police is to ensure all football fans can enjoy the game, without fear of violence or intimidation."

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He'll wring his hands and do nothing.

A lot of cops in the UK are muslims now. I assume the process of excluding non-muslims has begun.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 17, 2025 04:46 PM (ymL3Z)

96 49 England cannot be fixed without a reconquista like Spain in the 1490s.

Throw them all out, they are a cancer.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Not just a reconquista, but an Inquisition.

That means a court, prisons, etc and prosecution of any and all non-Christians in the land. (And all the civil rights damage that such a state would necessitate.)

Spain forced them all out under threat of death. It worked.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 17, 2025 04:47 PM (+QL0u)

97 Maybe the good folks of the IRA will loan the contraband weapons they have stored on the emerald isle to their British cousins.

Would it surprise you to learn that the IRA has been working with Ham-ass for years?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2025 04:47 PM (mlg/3)

98 Trading Jews for Muslims was a game changing mistake for UK; in a long, long line of mistakes for that denighted nation dating back to when they disposed of Churchill.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2025 04:48 PM (wBaIH)

99 Britain has nukes.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2025 04:48 PM (i0F8b)

100 >>Didn't they stop all of Times Square on Sunday to hold one of their Street Prayers?

Yep. And if Mamdani actually wins it will get infinitely worse.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 04:48 PM (viF8m)

101 He's the guy in real life that has real power to effect positive change, yet does nothing, engrossed in his own interests.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

To be fair he is living off the grid with his smoking hot wife. So can you blame him?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:40 PM (Px9Yr)

In the end, there is no escape. Eventually evil will take over everything if nothing is done. I see the Tom Bomadil character as the embodiment of that; if I just go away from the assholes, I'll be fine. Truth is, assholes will be assholes and will go after you no matter how far away you try to go.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

On the other hand- that wasn't his job. He's not the shepherd of all of middle earth. He's not the one given the task to guide the races of middle earth.

He's quietly doing his job and leaving others to do their job, because, ultimately, he's not FROM Middle Earth and will someday leave.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2025 04:48 PM (N1DT3)

102 78 Interviewer: "Who would be a good leader?"

Ladies: (laughing good-naturedly) "Anyone but Farage!"

They had nice hair, nice clothes, nice accents, boomer age.


nose rings?

Posted by: anachronda at October 17, 2025 04:49 PM (v3pYe)

103 The most absurd part of all of this is Muslims aren't denying they intend to invade and takeover countries, they are bragging about it. And countries are just bending over and allowing it.

Like how the Pope just installed an Islamic prayer station in the Vatican Library.
It's called being a decent fucking person!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

104 At least they aren't try to kill our children, yet.
very icky culture.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 04:49 PM (EyfuW)

105 Christopher Hitchens warned them. They didn't listen.

https://tinyurl.com/3m3vuyee

Will we?

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 17, 2025 04:49 PM (WHfpM)

106 Much sadness and howling will be soon heard:

Trump has appealed the clown judge ruling that he can't deploy the NG to Chicago to the SCOTUS.

6-3, minimum.

"Great deference" means exactly that, dumbass.
And not with a "but I know better."

How these flouncing dandies think their pathetic wordsmithing, dressing up their orders in all the right words to hide their ugly political motivation, and their naked abuse of power, and their egregious infringement upon the Executive, would work is beyond me.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2025 04:49 PM (lDIPK)

107 The Brits, like so many countries, are all about money. If our country in some manner threatened their wealth they would change their attitudes towards all these criminals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2025 04:50 PM (nOYfY)

108 Would it surprise you to learn that the IRA has been working with Ham-ass for years?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2025 04:47 PM (mlg/3)


I'm shocked. Yes I am! *grins*

Posted by: Former British MP Gerry Adams, former head of the "Political" wing of Sinn Fein at October 17, 2025 04:50 PM (PiwSw)

109 The replacement theory is not teal.

It’s also good it’s happening.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 04:50 PM (5Yz+T)

110 52 The UK is so effed.
Posted by: Bulg

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Yet I never see that light of realization in any of them when they talk or comment on the subject.

At best they talk about "radical" or "islamists", without the understanding that every muslim is a future threat. unless muslim population is below 1% and they are not allowed to congregate anywhere, they will eventually be a problem.

Most of the radicals are 2nd and 3rd generation Pakis brought in to work the mills in the last century. Cheap labor and a time bomb.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 17, 2025 04:50 PM (+QL0u)

111 In the end, there is no escape. Eventually evil will take over everything if nothing is done. I see the Tom Bomadil character as the embodiment of that; if I just go away from the assholes, I'll be fine. Truth is, assholes will be assholes and will go after you no matter how far away you try to go.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)


Well yeah sure. I'm sure that's what the scouring of the Shire was partly about. And I believe plenty of the lore channels talk about how Sauron's influence would eventually reach Tom's home as well. Because I've definitely heard that expressed before.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:50 PM (Px9Yr)

112
By the way, how are they going to determine which fans are Jewish?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 17, 2025 04:51 PM (ymL3Z)

113 He's quietly doing his job and leaving others to do their job, because, ultimately, he's not FROM Middle Earth and will someday leave.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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So he was like an observer. Who couldnt violate the prime directive???

Posted by: ISWYDT at October 17, 2025 04:51 PM (+Wwxm)

114 The judges don’t care if they get overturn by scotus. They just keep ruling however they want. Maryland Man is still in the US right? After how many appeals court said deport his ass.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (5Yz+T)

115 Twenty years ago I said all Jews must get out of Europe. Jew hate is too solidly baked into European DNA to be excised.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (DK5Sh)

116 In the end, there is no escape. Eventually evil will take over everything if nothing is done. I see the Tom Bomadil character as the embodiment of that; if I just go away from the assholes, I'll be fine. Truth is, assholes will be assholes and will go after you no matter how far away you try to go.
Posted by: jim


Yeah. Never got the obsession with the character.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (mlg/3)

117 Bring them over here. Islam is the religion of peace over here.
If it wasn't the religion of peace we would have thrown them out.
Right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (mKHjI)

118
For the Musloids, it's always Jew Season, no bag limit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (tgvbd)

119 89 I do suspect that if the US does successful defeat globohomo we will soon be funding resistance groups in Europe just like we did resistance groups in communist countries during the cold war - 18-1

Wouldn't that be something! Time to seriously reorient Radio Free Europe.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (mADJX)

120 Back when I was but a stripling, The Business wrote a song about being banned from Aston Villa games, hating Gareth Southgate, and taunting him for being a loser who blew it in the '96 England semifinal against Germany:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu8Uiq1odmY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2025 04:53 PM (BI5O2)

121 As much as I love Tom Bombadil, it was a good decision because I don't think Hollywood has the ability to make this seriously over-powered being appear to be anything but silly.
Posted by: Formerly Vir

Proven by putting him in the Rings Of Power

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2025 04:53 PM (Px9Yr)

122 By the way, how are they going to determine which fans are Jewish?
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Oh that's easy:
Pass a very reasonable, and hardly objectionable, law that the Jew wear a marker.
For their protection, of course.

Say, a gold star on their arm ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2025 04:53 PM (lDIPK)

123 By the way, how are they going to determine which fans are Jewish?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
......

Check all men for circumcision at the gate?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

124
Christopher Hitchens warned them.

__________

I think Christopher Hitchens hated Islam because alcohol was out. Or he mistook it for a religion. Not because he was some champion of the West.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 04:55 PM (tgvbd)

125 At this point I think bricks should be thrown at a British consulates in the USA, and all British government officials in the USA should be harassed daily.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2025 04:56 PM (Vh9CX)

126
Say, a gold star on their arm ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2025 04:53 PM (lDIPK)

_________

Or a tattoo with an ID number.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 04:56 PM (tgvbd)

127
Based on all the videos I've seen of British cops in people's living rooms lecturing them about social media comments, I'd assume the concept hasn't occurred to them, either.
Posted by: Methos

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England has had some rather unpleasant purges and civil disputes. Executions are out of fashion now, but I truly would not be surprised to see dissenters and resisters deprived of their properties at some point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 04:56 PM (ldc7S)

128 Islam is a cancer on society. Cut it out completely before it kills the host.

Posted by: Frankie at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (+aPZm)

129 Trading Jews for Muslims was a game changing mistake for UK; in a long, long line of mistakes for that denighted nation dating back to when they disposed of Churchill.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2025 04:48 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Richard II at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

130 Once the camel gets its nose in the tent...

Posted by: Old Arabic Saying at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (i0F8b)

131 In the end, there is no escape. Eventually evil will take over everything if nothing is done. I see the Tom Bomadil character as the embodiment of that; if I just go away from the assholes, I'll be fine. Truth is, assholes will be assholes and will go after you no matter how far away you try to go.
Posted by: jim

Yeah. Never got the obsession with the character.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2025 04:52 PM (mlg/3)

He is there to make it clear there is a lot more to middle earth than just the ring and the current crisis.

There are things both much older than the elves and things that will also outlast the coming human dominated world.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (N1DT3)

132 By the way, how are they going to determine which fans are Jewish?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It's easy.

Just look for the one's losing their heads.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9)

133 I couldn't imagine who the ponces are -- I thought it was all immigrants -- until I saw a couple of nice ladies in a man-in-the-street interview in some poncey area of London.

Interviewer: "Who would be a good leader?"

Ladies: (laughing good-naturedly) "Anyone but Farage!"

They had nice hair, nice clothes, nice accents, boomer age. Same problem the world over.

And the pudgy blonde female MP who made a sad face and begged for one thing when the Pakistani rape gangs finally made their way to public debate in Parliament. "WHYYYY must we continue to mention their ethnicity?!" (sob)
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Something something 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Crusader at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (TN0g+)

134 Gee I wonder why they didn't ban the muzzie fans instead.

Saw a youtube clip the other day when the cops in Dearborn stopped people from handing out the Gospel of John on a public street. Totally unconstitutional but just like the UK, nobody will do anything about it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (n5tGW)

135 Let them fight. Euro soccer fans are the most loutish ferals of all sports fans. They’re all drunks spoiling for a fight. Makes Philly fans look like choir boys.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (LDU3K)

136 Since I'm no fan of soccer they can shut it down entirely as far as I'm concerned

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 04:58 PM (VE6XX)

137 Christopher Hitchens was an atheist, he hated all religions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2025 04:59 PM (Ln1tA)

138 He's the guy in real life that has real power to effect positive change, yet does nothing, engrossed in his own interests.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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True eternals view all things will pass so why bother much. Same reason as he thought of the ring as little more than a toy because he would beyond yearning for power, strife, or anything beyond his beloved forest.

I think perhaps the key to Bombadil's nature is that he WAS the embodiment of the eternal music of nature and his songs tapped into Illuvatar's initial use of song to create the world itself.

Nature simply is---it doesn't try to be anything else and eventually it topples even the tallest buildings, the greatest temples, the strongest man or others.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 04:59 PM (WDjG6)

139 I think Christopher Hitchens hated Islam because alcohol was out. Or he mistook it for a religion. Not because he was some champion of the West.
Posted by: Hadrian

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This is true. He hated all religion, and that made him part of the problem. He attacked Christians just as vehemently.

I have known a lot of Brits like him - they think there is no God, and now half of them believe the world is a simulation. I point out the contradiction and they don't see it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 17, 2025 04:59 PM (+QL0u)

140 Go to New Zeeland. Get a tattoo and make fun of the tourist trade and buy some bling.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 05:00 PM (EyfuW)

141 all British government officials in the USA should be harassed daily.
=
Well ponce Harry and Meghan get shat upon thrice daily. However it seems to have little effect on their morale. Not sure shame is working in the UK anymore as an animating force. Desensitized by decades of alcohol, degenerecy and communism. Basically they are late 70s russia.

Posted by: ISWYDT at October 17, 2025 05:00 PM (+Wwxm)

142 Check all men for circumcision at the gate?
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2025 04:55 PM


Many Moslems are circumcised, you know.

More 'endowed' groups routinely reduce by circumcision to enhance comfort for their lovers.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at October 17, 2025 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

143
How these flouncing dandies think their pathetic wordsmithing, dressing up their orders in all the right words to hide their ugly political motivation, and their naked abuse of power, and their egregious infringement upon the Executive, would work is beyond me.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

================

And how they don't see that these challenges are going to lead to SCOTUS precedents that strengthen MAGA-like efforts for the next 50 years is beyond me.

"Hey, let's start a fight that we're going to lose, and also hand us a preemptive failure in all future such fights."

(shaking my head)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:00 PM (ldc7S)

144 Wearing identification of being a Jew can't be far ahead

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 05:00 PM (+qU29)

145 Benjamin Disraeli weeps.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

146
At this point I think bricks should be thrown at a British consulates in the USA, and all British government officials in the USA should be harassed daily.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2025 04:56 PM (Vh9CX)

_________

There aren't any anti-UK or anti-France demonstrations because nobody cares about the UK or France. Clapped-out shells of once-powerful countries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 05:01 PM (tgvbd)

147
Let them fight. Euro soccer fans are the most loutish ferals of all sports fans. They’re all drunks spoiling for a fight. Makes Philly fans look like choir boys.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 17, 2025 04:57 PM (LDU3K)

Lyrics from the song I posted above:

DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASH UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2025 05:01 PM (BI5O2)

148 There are things both much older than the elves and things that will also outlast the coming human dominated world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Ilúvatar should have manifested, inverted Tom's face, and then waived at the hobbits before disappearing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2025 05:02 PM (mlg/3)

149 103 Like how the Pope just installed an Islamic prayer station in the Vatican Library. It's called being a decent fucking person!

I look forward to the day when the College of Cardinals elects a pope who is not a fatuous admirer of threadbare, yet dangerous, ideologies promoted by left-wing fabulists, and who, furthermore, will zealously guard against the temptation to fritter away his spiritual authority through the conflation of Holy writ and the hysterical yawping of fools (or worse) chasing after a succession of temporal fads rooted in the hatred of the sublime, the beautiful and the humane. Suffice it to say, that goes double for overtures to Islam. As it stands now, I regret that I can not look upon his Holiness without visualizing his zucchetto topped by a propeller.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:02 PM (mADJX)

150 It's almost worth letting it happen just to see the shocked look on the British AWFLs and their beta-male "wets" when the inbreds begin slicing their throats first.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (bNf8H)

151 Ladies: (laughing good-naturedly) "Anyone but Farage!"

They had nice hair, nice clothes, nice accents, boomer age. Same problem the world over.

And the pudgy blonde female MP who made a sad face and begged for one thing when the Pakistani rape gangs finally made their way to public debate in Parliament. "WHYYYY must we continue to mention their ethnicity?!" (sob)
-------

Something something 19th Amendment.
Posted by: Crusader
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And many of them will switch on a dime if Farange proves to be stronger than their politicians mirroring their current views.

For whatever Sarah Hoyt's faults, she is quite good at explaining the invader dynamic and biological imperatives that can affect the weak minded.

Arabs have a similar saying, the strong horse is better than the weak horse and they do not respect weakness.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (WDjG6)

152 Nature simply is---it doesn't try to be anything else and eventually it topples even the tallest buildings, the greatest temples, the strongest man or others.
==
Shorter and less erudite: dont make a moral appeal to nature. It does not give a shit about your little problem.

Posted by: ISWYDT at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (+Wwxm)

153 Many Moslems are circumcised, you know.
Posted by: J. Random Moron

Yeah, but, in Turkey at least, they do it when the kid is like 13 years old (not in infancy like Judaism and Christianity) and he has to take to bed for his wiener to heal, while his family and neighbors party.

Islam is all about inflicting maximum pain on everybody.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

154 IMO, the best thing about soccer is the term "soccer hooligans." Hooligans is just a flat out, full tilt awesome word.

Posted by: Orson at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (dIske)

155
I look forward to the day when the College of Cardinals elects a pope who is not a fatuous admirer of threadbare, yet dangerous, ideologies promoted by left-wing fabulists

_________

Pius XIII, hell yeah!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (tgvbd)

156 Why don't the officials simply cancel the fucking soccer game?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (kTd/k)

157 I look forward to the day when the College of Cardinals elects a pope who is not a fatuous admirer of threadbare, yet dangerous, ideologies promoted by left-wing fabulists, and who, furthermore, will zealously guard against the temptation to fritter away his spiritual authority through the conflation of Holy writ and the hysterical yawping of fools (or worse) chasing after a succession of temporal fads rooted in the hatred of the sublime, the beautiful and the humane. Suffice it to say, that goes double for overtures to Islam. As it stands now, I regret that I can not look upon his Holiness without visualizing his zucchetto topped by a propeller.
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Perhaps they should elect a Catholic and a Christian for the next Pope?

Posted by: Crusader at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (TN0g+)

158
Since I'm no fan of soccer they can shut it down entirely as far as I'm concerned
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

lol soccer seems to cause a lot of trouble in the UK. The next time they come running to us begging for Lend Lease, we should make it contingent on them banning soccer and playing baseball instead.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (ldc7S)

159 Tomorrow. No Kings Day. Officially endorsed by me.

Be there.

Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

160 Why don't the officials simply cancel the fucking soccer game?
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It would be better to cancel Islam within the nation's borders.

Posted by: Crusader at October 17, 2025 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

161 159 Tomorrow. No Kings Day. Officially endorsed by me.

Be there.
Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

Think I'll be skipping Hate America day Barry...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)

162
By the way, do you notice something familiar about Barrister Ayoub Khan MP's face?

The smug. The condescending.

They all wear it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:06 PM (ldc7S)

163 Shorter and less erudite: dont make a moral appeal to nature. It does not give a shit about your little problem.
Posted by: ISWYDT
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Shorter is better. I usually have to work to shrink and clarify 2nd and more drafts.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:06 PM (WDjG6)

164 I remember CBD commenting once that mayor of Birmingham UK was a wog. Zafar Iqbal holds the ceremonial title of Lord Mayor of Birmingham. He is a passionate supporter of Birmingham FC.

Posted by: Glenn at October 17, 2025 05:06 PM (Wgh5R)

165 153 Many Moslems are circumcised, you know.
Posted by: J. Random Moron

Yeah, but, in Turkey at least, they do it when the kid is like 13 years old (not in infancy like Judaism and Christianity) and he has to take to bed for his wiener to heal, while his family and neighbors party.

Islam is all about inflicting maximum pain on everybody.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ)
—-

Same thing in Philippines. Christian boys get snipped at 13. Ouch!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 17, 2025 05:08 PM (LDU3K)

166 Benjamin Disraeli weeps."

Sand in his gears?

Anyway, I notice in the various reports a distinct lack of identification of who made the decision... odd, no?

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 05:08 PM (tubbA)

167 The smug. The condescending.

They all wear it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Because they believe they are winning. Maybe they are and maybe they aren't. Like Chou Enlai's apocryphal answer to a question about the effects of the French Revolution--"too soon to tell".

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:08 PM (WDjG6)

168 Meanwhile, at Barron's, news you can use to depress you:

"Inside a lab in the picturesque Swiss town of Vevey, a scientist gives tiny clumps of human brain cells the nutrient-rich fluid they need to stay alive.

It is vital these mini-brains remain healthy, because they are serving as rudimentary computer processors -- and unlike your laptop, once they die, they cannot be rebooted."

The Matrix is real.

Posted by: gp at October 17, 2025 05:08 PM (7imtn)

169 I think Christopher Hitchens hated Islam because alcohol was out. Or he mistook it for a religion. Not because he was some champion of the West.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 04:55 PM (tgvbd)

Having followed Hitchens pretty closely and attended a couple of his talks on the subject, I would say he hated it for its wholesale rejection of individual rights. He was absolutely a champion of the West, or more precisely, of free speech. Hitchens had an animus against religion in general, but especially the "theocratic fascists" of Islam. It wasn't just talk. He traveled within those countries and nearly lost his life once. He also sponsored Ayaan Hirsi Ali when she first came over from Holland and was challenging Islam.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 17, 2025 05:09 PM (WHfpM)

170 157 Perhaps they should elect a Catholic and a Christian for the next Pope? - Crusader

A fine idea! I wonder that it hasn't occurred to them.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:09 PM (mADJX)

171 156 Why don't the officials simply cancel the fucking soccer game?
Posted by: Still lurking up north


Or cancel all fans
Or move it to a neutral city where fans would not fight
Or, call in the troops to maintain order. It should not be too hard you just have to keep them apart.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 17, 2025 05:09 PM (+QL0u)

172 I suppose we could change all the "No Kings" advertisements to "No Kinks." That would guarantee low attendance, but Ray Davies would be pissed until we explained it to him.

Posted by: Orson at October 17, 2025 05:09 PM (dIske)

173

soccer seems to cause a lot of trouble in the UK.

_________

1985 Heysel Stadium riot, 39 dead.

https://youtu.be/3AD9XBdV7c4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2025 05:09 PM (tgvbd)

174 Old and outdated: Scotland, where men are men and sheep are afraid.
New and Improved: UK, where muzzies are muzzies and sheep, goats, women and children are afraid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

Reminds me of the old joke, now more true than then:
Portland, where the men are men and the women are too.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 05:10 PM (8hxDK)

175 nature. It does not give a shit about your little problem.
Posted by: ISWYDT
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Shorter is better. I usually have to work to shrink and clarify 2nd and more drafts.
==
Bombadil is a subtle rebuke of paganism. No matter how many human sacrifices, nature has its own agenda and it isnt interested in you. The personification of nature just shrugged off the end of civilization. Well, why would it not?

Posted by: ISWYDT at October 17, 2025 05:10 PM (+Wwxm)

176 I'm getting my crown from Burger King to wear around to make the peasants tremble and bow before me.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 17, 2025 05:10 PM (mrzqz)

177 Martha McCallum getting the school girl-like giggles over Mamdani at the beginning of the interview was nauseating.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 05:10 PM (Y1sOo)

178 Why don't the officials simply cancel the fucking soccer game?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (kTd/k)
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Maybe to avoid looking like cowards?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2025 05:12 PM (6gmta)

179 Tomorrow. No Kings Day. Officially endorsed by me.

Be there.
Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at October 17, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

Think I'll be skipping Hate America day Barry...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)

Three or four cow-orkers are planning at being at the local No Kanz, You Guys! thing tomorrow. I just keep my head down and do my job. there are a couple of guys in our camp, but they were not there today.

Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 17, 2025 05:12 PM (0aYVJ)

180 Looks like little Z man isn't getting his Tomahawk missiles.. Yet



Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:12 PM (VE6XX)

181 169 I once read a Hitchens piece in which he stated that Islam was the dumbest religion. At least he could conduct a logical, civilized debate with Christians, Jews, and others.

Islam? Fuggedaboutit.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

182 "Inside a lab in the picturesque Swiss town of Vevey, a scientist gives tiny clumps of human brain cells the nutrient-rich fluid they need to stay alive."

Riding his staff car
Afloat in his glass jar!

They Saved Hitler's Brain!

Posted by: gp at October 17, 2025 05:12 PM (7imtn)

183 155 Pius XIII, hell yeah! - Hadrian the Seventh

I rather had in mind Julius II, the Warrior Pope.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:13 PM (mADJX)

184 >>soccer seems to cause a lot of trouble in the UK.

I was in Brazil a number of years ago and I woke up one morning to the headline that a referee at a soccer match between two Brazilian club teams was decapitated by the crowd after he made calls against the home team.

Seemed a bit over the top.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 05:13 PM (viF8m)

185 I rather had in mind Julius II, the Warrior Pope.
Posted by: Paco

Rex Harrison! He made a damn fine phonetics instructor, too.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:14 PM (77rzZ)

186 Wow - we are going to get to recreate the religious wars of Central Europe from the past in England. I don't think the brits stand a chance, the government took all their weapons away.

But the Islamists should be careful, because if the locals do get weapons, historically they get pretty nasty with them.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2025 05:14 PM (GZYu7)

187
It's almost worth letting it happen just to see the shocked look on the British AWFLs and their beta-male "wets" when the inbreds begin slicing their throats first.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

==============

It won't require that much effort or mess. If the Muslims can get the British AWFLs to veil, they'll have won. And the boomer ladies I saw will respond at first with bewildered looks and good-natured laughs, but they'll do it soon enough.

Bets are open. How long before non-Muslim British women are required to veil? Barring another unpleasant domestic dispute that gives the victory to John Bull.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:14 PM (ldc7S)

188 Seemed a bit over the top"

Nah.

/Philly sports fans

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 05:15 PM (tubbA)

189 islam is a form of slavery. It is in the name.

I make this argument a lot because I think it might be a useful tool.

The problem with mass slavery is that you have to control and feed them. So most large scale slave communities are self governing. islam is just that on an even bigger scale with a religious underpinning.

The purpose of conquest 1400 years ago was to create (a) a military force, and (b) people who would send cash back to the rulers. islam does both. All muslims are conquered people who are now slaves to the hierarchy. They prove this 5 times a day by getting on their knees like slaves and bowing to their masters. They have no freedom (to speak, to act, to leave) and not rights outside of their slavery.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 17, 2025 05:15 PM (+QL0u)

190 Bombadil is a subtle rebuke of paganism. No matter how many human sacrifices, nature has its own agenda and it isnt interested in you. The personification of nature just shrugged off the end of civilization. Well, why would it not?
Posted by: ISWYDT
----
Fair point.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:15 PM (WDjG6)

191 It's only going to get worse until these English Ponces put down their Tea and pick up their Swords.
Posted by: garrett

I saw English Ponces open for Gay Bikers on Acid at The Stud in '09.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 05:15 PM (8hxDK)

192 And the boomer ladies I saw will respond at first with bewildered looks and good-natured laughs, but they'll do it soon enough."

Indeed. They will want to do it. For diversity.

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 05:16 PM (tubbA)

193
Seemed a bit over the top.
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

Maybe that game ought to be banned everywhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:16 PM (ldc7S)

194 Martha McCallum getting the school girl-like giggles over Mamdani at the beginning of the interview was nauseating.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 05:10 PM (Y1sOo)
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I wonder how she will feel when he requires a burka on her, as well as an obligatory screwing, in order to speak with him.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2025 05:16 PM (GZYu7)

195 I was in Brazil a number of years ago and I woke up one morning to the headline that a referee at a soccer match between two Brazilian club teams was decapitated by the crowd after he made calls against the home team.

Seemed a bit over the top.

Posted by: JackStraw



Or a bit off the top...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 05:16 PM (0U5gm)

196 185 Rex Harrison! He made a damn fine phonetics instructor, too. - Bulg

A versatile actor, indeed.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:17 PM (mADJX)

197 In my book, the child killer gets it first.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 05:17 PM (EyfuW)

198 I hereby announce that I shall be banning all UK-based Mohammedeans from the Casa del Diogenes.
Effective immediately.
I cannot guarantee their safety.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 05:17 PM (2WIwB)

199 I would support the veiling of British women. Cuz with a couple exceptions...damn! Might explain why their men are so gay.

Posted by: Wally at October 17, 2025 05:18 PM (YxUp0)

200
Martha McCallum getting the school girl-like giggles over Mamdani at the beginning of the interview was nauseating.
Posted by: one hour sober

==============

I've always had a low opinion of her. She got a foot in the door at Fox and they seem to think she's good enough or something. I also heard Mamdani basically wiped the floor with her. Megyn Kelly would have wiped the smirk off his face.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:19 PM (ldc7S)

201 196 185 Rex Harrison! He made a damn fine phonetics instructor, too. - Bulg

A versatile actor, indeed.
Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:17 PM (mADJX)


He's not so tough.

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at October 17, 2025 05:19 PM (PiwSw)

202 Eradicate these barbarians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:19 PM (6PCLE)

203 I would support the veiling of British women. Cuz with a couple exceptions...damn! Might explain why their men are so gay.
Posted by: Wally at October 17, 2025 05:18 PM (YxUp0)


The first exception would be Rhona Mitra.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 05:20 PM (2WIwB)

204 186 Wow - we are going to get to recreate the religious wars of Central Europe from the past in England. I don't think the brits stand a chance, the government took all their weapons away.

But the Islamists should be careful, because if the locals do get weapons, historically they get pretty nasty with them.
Posted by: Black JEM
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Muslims, just like the black population here, vastly overestimate their percentage of the population. It is less than 10 percent but because it is concentrated in cities, they believe themselves much more numerous than they are as a whole.

There is also the conflation of those who are Indian under the rubric of S. Asian which are often Sikhs, or other non Muslims and Pakistanis which generally are Muslim.

Like the Blue forces here in the US, holed up in urban bulwarks, the problem of course if society breaks down is power, fuel, food, and water distribution. Cities have to have these to function and without them a city becomes a hellscape in a surprisingly short time as the shops run out of everything.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:21 PM (WDjG6)

205 I would support the veiling of British women. Cuz with a couple exceptions...damn! Might explain why their men are so gay.
Posted by: Wally

Really, Dude? Kate Middleton, Kate Beckinsale, Liz Hurley, Lucy Pinter? Going back farther -- Julie Andrews, Wendy Hiller?

You need to have your head examined.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

206
Three or four cow-orkers are planning at being at the local No Kanz, You Guys! thing tomorrow. I just keep my head down and do my job. there are a couple of guys in our camp, but they were not there today.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff

================

I hate the way we're always the ones who have to keep our heads down while they can flaunt all they want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:21 PM (ldc7S)

207 How did the Europeans lose their continent?
Posted by: Decaf

Without a shot being fired.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2025 05:21 PM (M0V4/)

208 I heard that Martha McCallum did a good job interviewing jihad mamdani. hmmm

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (g47mK)

209 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (VE6XX)

210 Why don't the officials simply cancel the fucking soccer game?

Better yet, just cancel soccer. Period. Sorry, it's a stupid sport. As Jim Rome once said "it's the only sport where 1-0 is an insurmountable lead".

I can say this now. Drew M is no longer cobblogger.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (Ec+JN)

211 >>How did the Europeans lose their continent?

Well.

First, they lost their balls...

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (BG2Yo)

212 200
Martha McCallum getting the school girl-like giggles over Mamdani at the beginning of the interview was nauseating.
Posted by: one hour sober

==============

I've always had a low opinion of her. She got a foot in the door at Fox and they seem to think she's good enough or something. I also heard Mamdani basically wiped the floor with her. Megyn Kelly would have wiped the smirk off his face.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
========
I can see Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch telling her to go easy on Mamdani and McCallum would do it for the money. Remember that bin Talal, a Saudi Prince, and others from the Middle East funded much of their global acquisitions across the globe including Fox News.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (WDjG6)

213 “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the faith: all know how to die but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.

Winston Churchill

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (X+xvk)

214 Simple fix:

1) Tell all Jews to stay home.
2) Invite all Muslims with free tickets.
3) Nail entrances shut.
4) Set building on fire.

Or, if too drastic - rub all the seats with bacon.

Posted by: Vlad Tepes at October 17, 2025 05:30 PM (f4jia)

215 I was in Brazil a number of years ago and I woke up one morning to the headline that a referee at a soccer match between two Brazilian club teams was decapitated by the crowd after he made calls against the home team.

Seemed a bit over the top.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 05:13 PM (viF8m)

Excitable boy they all said…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:33 PM (lepZb)

216 The UK is well into the percentages where churches get burned and bombs start going off, especially when the Muslims have so many political offices and full support if not infiltration of the police. I wonder if those things are happening and it’s just not being reported.

The Brits are going to have to hang their politicians and stare down the police. The alternative is mass conversion.

Posted by: Advo at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (jO4mz)

217 Banning the opposing teams fans brings a whole new level to the term, "homer".
Seriously, the Israeli team should simply not show up. Let the stadium fill, the other team run out and then... nothing. The ensuing riot should give the cops something to think about.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (iYF/u)

218 Radical Islams should be as welcome as the Plague I mean Lepers would be more welcome then Islamic Radicals

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2025 06:04 PM (wGqjj)

219 Moslems are so handsome. No wonder the Brits want them out. They're going to steal all the cute girls.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (wGerL)

220 I always watch these British TV series about tough British and Irish gangsters, and then turn on to reality to watch all those people be bitched out daily by the religion of peace, but mostly bombings, doing basically whatever they want, include using their children as sex dolls.

If all the little butch countries in this world, England really takes the cake.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 17, 2025 06:27 PM (/PNoj)

221 I have seen several comments, semi-sarcastic, saying that the brit authorities should make Jews wear a distinguishing so that they can be identified. The reference is, of course, to the Star of David that the Nazis made Jews wear.

I fear I follow brit politics too much, but there is a bill in the Parliament to force every brit to carry a digitally encoded ID and use it in all transactions and produce it on demand by agents of the State. Y'all want to be that both religion and politics will be on it?

My dad liberated a concentration camp in WW-II. I bet he never dreamed that such would be a possibility in britain.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at October 17, 2025 07:00 PM (fITbX)

222 Easy Fix: Jews not welcome to the game because Their Safety cannot be Guaranteed.

Solution: Jews are allowed to carry whatever security they wish into the game. Paperwork... required? Appreciated? I dunno. But achmed isn't going to carry in sh!t.

Posted by: TXMarko at October 17, 2025 09:10 PM (7flhA)

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