CNN: Sadly, The "Male Gaze" Is Back, and Heterosexual Men Are Attracted to Attractive Women Once More

Colin Duffy
@TheRightDuff
Oct 13
Leftism, at its core, is nothing more than deeply internalized jealousy of people who are more traditionally attractive, socially competent, physically capable, or financially productive.

Get ready to hear some Home Truths you haven't heard every single day from the debut of Ally McBeal.

This summer, I got cultural whiplash.
As a child of the '90s and early 2000s, I grew up with my mother's and grandmother's generations' fight for legal and workplace equality helping shed social misogyny.
In the past decade in particular, I saw the evidence of progress in my media diet. The movies, shows, books and advertisements I consumed were increasingly giving women a seat at the table. Heroin chic fell away, and body positivity entered the fashion world.

Those are the only two options: Heroin chic (which, by the way, has not been a trend since the mid-nineties, and was barely a trend even then) or "body positivity," meaning the celebration of morbidly obese women (and never obese men or even short men).

Stories about a woman stealing your man were traded for celebration of the "girl's girl" who resisted the competition for men's attention.

Yes we know. Hollywood has avoided romance -- I mean, heterosexual romance -- for fifteen years due to the demands of feminists/political lesbians who insist that no woman should ever fall in love with a man.

And when my husband and I got married earlier this year, our vision of what our life could be included wide-ranging possibilities, influenced in part by the movies and shows we grew up with. We saw, read and listened to stories of involved fathers, successful mothers and well-matched partners who supported one another.
It seemed like women were taking a deeper breath without such heavy cultural restrictions.

I have a sneaking suspicion that her "wide-ranging possibilities" are actually an extremely narrow range of woke-approved possibilities.

From women fighting to end child marriage in Africa to women demanding equal pay, to women teaching other women to love their bodies regardless of shape, color or size, women are empowering women all over the world.

There it is: the "wide-ranging possibilities." Current Year Netflix.

Then there was a shift.

Enter the heroes -- Sydney Sweeney's calcium cannons.

Was it around the 2024 presidential election? Or since the overturn of Roe v. Wade? Maybe when men's rights activists pushed back against #MeToo? Whatever the catalyst, a change in the political environment seemed to connect with a social change that brought back narrow, and at times constrictive, ideas of womanhood depicted in media.

She claims this is a "constrictive" vision, when it fact it is simply allowing "wide-ranging possibilities" that she and her hysterical neurotic lunatic ideologues made forbidden for fifteen years.

The recent rise of weight loss medications coincided with social media influencers sharing ways to get smaller and no longer celebrating bodies of all sizes.
Advertisements followed suit, making men's desire once again a dominating factor in how stories are told, and how women are portrayed.
How had these discarded ideas made their way back into circulation? Didn't we all agree we were through with them?

LOL. No we didn't. You just #cancelled pretty women without asking the guys about it or the conventionally-attractive women that you shamed out of the public square.

The culprit, I have learned, is the male gaze.

The problem is always the male gays.

And the female gays are even worse.

It was always there, but now it has stepped back into the spotlight.
The male gaze came roaring back this summer.
American Eagle ---- whose partner brand Aerie has been known for marketing underwear to women with imagery that celebrated stretch marks, cellulite and a range of body sizes -- ran a controversial ad campaign starting in July. The ads sell jeans to women featuring actor Sydney Sweeney, who many men see as a sex symbol, insinuating the clothing would make men find them more attractive.

The horror of selling clothing with the suggestion that you might look better in a particular cut of dress!

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"Most typically, the male gaze is about representing women in media solely to satisfy heterosexual men," said Dr. Linda Tuncay Zayer, professor of marketing and John F. Smith, Jr. Chair in Business Administration at the Quinlan School of Business at Loyola University Chicago.

In movies and entertainment watched primarily by men, then yes, I think such fare should "satisfy" men by pleasing them. I know that the idea that any man in the world might take pleasure in anything is toxic and horrifying to you.

You left-wing lunatic bitches and stuff your crap with all the 300 pound diabetic amputees that you like. (Sorry, female Morons, I've got to look out for the lads first and foremost.)

If you are observing women in movies, TV, fashion, social media and marketing and they don't feel as fully materialized as their male counterparts, that is the male gaze.
"The woman's value is reduced in so far as existing for pleasure or basically an object," Zayer said.
It's Bond girls. And a long, lingering shot panning up a woman's body in an advertisement for soda. It's when an action movie accessory is running through explosions in tiny shorts and flowing curled hair before collapsing helplessly in the hero's arms. And a social media star making a recipe while all dolled up and explaining her steps in a soft, sultry voice.

What is amazing about this piece is that it's so Basic Bitch. She is explaining to us the concept of "the male gaze" in the Year of Our Lord 2025. We already heard all of this absurd anti-human bullshit in 1998.

But this world-beater imagines she's breaking new ground here.

I like how they always claim that James Bond girls are just for "the male gaze" and have no agency. It's such an empty-headed cliched trope. What's the last James Bond movie these bimbos actually watched?

OUT: I Support the Current Thing

IN: I support the 1995 Thing

The male gaze has always been around -- art in the eye of the male beholder -- but the term came into modern existence as a feminist theory coined by film critic Laura Mulvey in 1975.

Yes, so why are you telling us about it fifty years later?

Her next article will be about the Miracle Fastener: Velcro.

Although it started as a lens through which to view film, Mulvey specifically calling out Marilyn Monroe's appearance in "The River of No Return" and movie director Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window," it has expanded to encompass cultural perspectives that keep men's stories, experiences and interest as the societal priority and treat women as objects rather than active participants.

In entertainment primarily consumed by men, yes, men will be the most important characters, the stories will be appealing to men, and the POV will reflect men's assumptions.

Whose assumptions should they reflect? Lunatic feminists?

You have your bullshit chick flick nonsense where the female characters are the heroes and the male lead is merely the object of desire to be won. No one bothers you about that.

But you are determined to Colonize Men's Spaces.

The male gaze includes stories told about women in relation to a male character (think wife, daughter, victim) and media in which the camera angles and visual storytelling make the audience feel like they are viewing the women from a heterosexual male's perspective, Zayer added.

In a James Bond movie?! How awful for you.

It may even be hard to recognize when media is coming from the male gaze because it is so pervasive, Zayer said. "We're kind of a goldfish in the water where this is part of our culture," she added.
As you try to identify it, Zayer stresses the male gaze is not just about the way something looks -- it's about power. And media matters.

Have you noticed that this world-beater has located and interviewed one single "expert"?

And here's her preference: All movies and TV shows and advertisements should be directed by the female gaze.

The dominance of the male gaze hasn't gone unchecked. Storytellers have been presenting alternative ways of viewing women for many years.
Often when women are shown as sexy or sexual on screen, it is a performance for men and doesn't include their own search for pleasure or complex storylines. On the other hand, there is the female gaze, with shows and movies like "Bridgerton" and "Portrait of a Lady on Fire" demonstrating how women can be sexual without being objectified.
Mothers and daughters weren't accessories to the men in their lives when Greta Gerwig joined the ranks of the few female Academy Award-nominated directors -- for the 2017 film, "Lady Bird." The film's focus on the mother-daughter relationship helped audiences explore coming of age and the experience of womanhood.

Related article
Opinion: The female gaze is taking over page and screen, and it is hot

I just wanted to include that link for a related article. It gives the game away. Equality is not sought -- domination is the goal.

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Take the Bechdel test, coined by cartoonist and graphic novelist Alison Bechdel in a comic strip. To pass it, a book, film or show must have at least two women; they must talk to each other, and about something other than a man. Failing the test is a good sign that media is part of the male gaze ---- and you can probably think of plenty that can't check any of those boxes.

Oh wow, she's talking about the Bechdel test.

She should write about her life story. That would make for a compelling article. Imagine being the first woman on your block to have AOL and the spending three months straight reading articles on Jezebel and the Mary Sue and then getting flash-frozen in Cold Fusion mishap (just like in that Keanu Reeves science-fiction movie that's currently in theaters) and not being revived and woken up until thirty years later in 2025.

Whereupon you send an "e-Mail" (that is short for "electronic mail" ) through the "World Wide Web" to the new cable news channel CNN and ask them if they would like an explanation of your Vintage Windows 95 hot-takes on feminist media criticism.

terrible news. after a decade of trying to socially engineer what men find attractive, they still find attractive women attractive 😔 pic.twitter.com/V9GnOWaRtI
— shoe (@shoe0nhead) October 13, 2025

Meanwhile, as heterosexual men are shamed to death for noticing that attractive women are attractive, left-wing femcel coomers are flicking their beans to "romantasy" rape-fantasies about being forced to... jerk off giant Minotaurs on a "Milking Farm."

This critic notices that most of the popular "women's literature" today is just straight-up bestiality porn, and when she points that out, she's accused of "internalized misogyny."

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2025 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

2 This is what I thought the fun thread would be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

3 Thats a long movie review

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:18 PM (bXbFr)

4 The culprit, I have learned, is the male gaze.

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Bruhs like chicks, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

5 What a bunch of homos.

Hetero never left.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2025 04:20 PM (/eSDh)

6 if they are sad, I am happier!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2025 04:20 PM (kHop/)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 14, 2025 04:20 PM (eB6bb)

8 What is amazing about this piece is that it's so Basic Bitch. She is explaining to us the concept of "the male gaze" in the Year of Our Lord 2025. We already heard all of this absurd anti-human bullshit in 1998.

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Hitchcock loving presents Grace Kelly's form in his films in the 1950s.

Because he might not have been able to get it up himself, but he still liked a pretty lady.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

9 cnn has the sadz at this news.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2025 04:20 PM (0N4FZ)

10 Out: Rape fantasy culture

In: Fantasy rape culture

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (cKUbg)

11 In a James Bond movie?! How awful for you.

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"The people who liked James Bond in the 60s are all dead. So are the people who liked him in the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s. We have a new audience were were born yesterday who only want uggos."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

12 This is just proof that ace is homosexual.

Posted by: Tortured reasoning at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (TbWk/)

13 Anytime I hear the Bechdel Test I think of the Rick and Morty 'Story Train' episode.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (BG2Yo)

14 Sydney Sweeney's calcium cannons.

Very nice, Ace.

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (Oy/m2)

15
I've been chatting away downstairs!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (oKXMA)

16 Speaking of James Bond, I hear the next movie will showcase a famous Bollywood Indian actor as Bond.

To make it work, they're changing his MI-6 number to 007-11

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)

17 or "body positivity," meaning the celebration of morbidly obese women (and never obese men or even short men)

lol Yeah. I have noticed that body positivity has never gotten around to us residents of the shire.

Posted by: bears with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (fqXci)

18 And kim novak and a host of others

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (bXbFr)

19 Oh wow, she's talking about the Bechdel test.

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"Star Wars needs to pass the Bechdel test."
-Kathleen Kennedy, 2010, 99.999999% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

20 Showing the absurdity if that

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:22 PM (bXbFr)

21 That is some messed up sh#t. Milking farm? And women complained about Maxim back the day.

Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:22 PM (Mfik9)

22 Moronettes should be licensed to slap the shit out of stupid bints like that one.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (ULPxl)

23 Willowed, but relevant:

Seems to me if a woman doesn't have big boobs, we are worthless.
Posted by: four seasons

Nonsense. Sammich-making skills also factor in.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

24 I'm tired. I want to go back to 1962.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0)

25 That Shoe vid is funny.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (BG2Yo)

26 Willowed: Looking at a new laser printer: Canon imageCLASS MF3010 on Amz, $179, scans and copies as well as prints in B & W, comes with a USB cable, $117. I know it's old school -- that's what appeals to me. Toner cartridges are available.

Sound like a good deal for a home printer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0)

27 "As a child of the '90s and early 2000s, I grew up with my mother's and grandmother's generations' fight for legal and workplace equality helping shed social misogyny."

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I see the problem right there. So much fakery.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (g47mK)

28 O/T, sorry, but why the definite article (i.e., The James Madison)? Was the one who was president not actually "the" James Madison? I merely ask.

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (mADJX)

29 Yeah they are psychos

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (bXbFr)

30 28 O/T, sorry, but why the definite article (i.e., The James Madison)? Was the one who was president not actually "the" James Madison? I merely ask.
Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (mADJX)

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I'm The Ohio State of commenters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

31 Minotaur Milking Technician is by far my favorite phrase of 2025.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (BG2Yo)

32 Can fap to this.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:25 PM (pUiNX)

33 . I want to go back to 1962.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

122 must have been comfy. Trajan just pantsed the Parthians and Hadrian was building that wall to keep the bloody Scots off our sheep.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:25 PM (3d9VR)

34 >>> 16 Speaking of James Bond, I hear the next movie will showcase a famous Bollywood Indian actor as Bond.

To make it work, they're changing his MI-6 number to 007-11
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)

This is not a lending library!!!

Posted by: Hello my name is James at October 14, 2025 04:25 PM (ULPxl)

35 I wonder how much of that erotic fiction for women is written by gay men...

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2025 04:25 PM (YwEeS)

36 22 Moronettes should be licensed to slap the shit out of stupid bints like that one.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (ULPxl)

That's just your internalized misogyny talking.

Posted by: Patriarchal oppression! at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (TbWk/)

37 This is what I thought the fun thread would be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)
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It does promise to be more fun than the last thread, which was also pretty fun.

Let the Male Gazing begin!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (IBQGV)

38 Ever since walter kronkite declared that "America has lost the Vietnam war" the media has been trying to drive both the policies and the narrative of the country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (0N4FZ)

39 O/T, sorry, but why the definite article (i.e., The James Madison)? Was the one who was president not actually "the" James Madison? I merely ask.

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (mADJX)

"A" James Madison would just be silly, and we are nothing if not a serious folk here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (/eSDh)

40 23.
Big boobs aren't for everyone. Give me some of those perky Lacey Underalls-style Caddyshack bewbs.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (pUiNX)

41 Men like to look at sexually attractive women. It's Science(tm).

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (i0F8b)

42 I wonder if TMJ is gonna pass the "the" down to his new kid.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

43 In movies and entertainment watched primarily by men, then yes, I think such fare should "satisfy" men by pleasing them. I know that the idea that any man in the world might take pleasure in anything is toxic and horrifying to you.

I saw a graphic where someone had taken all the promo pictures for Hallmark movies and collected them into one image.

The male leads were all conventionally attractive...but so where the female leads.

Men...and women...like to look at good looking people. This is something Hollywood and TV knew and made money off of for a very long time

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

44 >>> 30

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I'm The Ohio State of commenters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

Hmm, so *The* OSU are illiterate asshoes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (ULPxl)

45 I have no idea what a goomer is and have never read anything about minotaurs except in mythology. Certainly never read a romance novel about them and have no interest in doing so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (ZeH0U)

46 42 I wonder if TMJ is gonna pass the "the" down to his new kid.
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

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I saw Screams in Shatner open for The Smashing Pumpkins at Madison Square Garden in 04.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

47 The great middle of the spectrum of body types is at least reasonably attractive to red blooded men everywhere. This attraction diminishes on the Ally McBeal and the Lizzo ends of the spectrum.

It's SCIENCE! Believe it!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)

48 I wonder how much of that erotic fiction for women is written by gay men...
Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2025 04:25 PM (YwEeS)
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Mr. Garrison from South Park did exactly that in an early season..."Valley of the Penises."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (IBQGV)

49 Men like to look at sexually attractive women. It's Science(tm).

There have been several studies that have shown the pleasure centers of men's brains light up when they see an attractive woman.

And...it doesn't take much understanding of biology to get why

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

50 this is not the fun thread, this is a thread to piss people off, by reminding us of 15 years of torture, wokism and fugly

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (g47mK)

51
Willowed:

right on moki!!!!
Posted by: four seasons

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Right on moki and four seasons!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (oKXMA)

52 >>Big boobs aren't for everyone. Give me some of those perky Lacey Underalls-style Caddyshack bewbs.

Boobs are the pinnacle of Egalitarianism:
There's a Boob-Type for everyone.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (BG2Yo)

53 Woke has run it's course. Time for the next stupid mental illness to be embraced by brain dead leftards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (pohLc)

54 Waitaminnit. "Minotaur Milking Technician"? Wasn't the Minotaur male? How can you *milk* . . .

. . . Wait.

. . . Oh. Ohhhh.

Never mind

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (omVj0)

55 >>>Although it started as a lens through which to view film, Mulvey specifically calling out Marilyn Monroe's appearance in "The River of No Return" and movie director Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window," it has expanded to encompass cultural perspectives that keep men's stories, experiences and interest as the societal priority and treat women as objects rather than active participants.

Except....no. Grace Kelly is very much an "active participant" in Rear Window. I mean, she has to be, since Jimmy Stewart's in the friggin' wheelchair.

But maybe Grace Kelly doesn't count, because she wants to look nice and be desirable to men? Yeah, I bet that's it. Maybe if she'd been obese and tatted and in sweats for the entire movie, she would have counted.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (KKJEY)

56 I suppose Hadrian isn't the best example of an anti-degeneracy emperor.

Posted by: too many Antinous statues at October 14, 2025 04:27 PM (3d9VR)

57 I wonder how much of that erotic fiction for women is written by gay men...

50 Shades was written by a woman wasn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

58 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2025 04:17 PM

Yawp!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (Wnv9h)

59 The truth of the matter is that a lot of attractive women were missing being gawked at.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (6ydKt)

60 You can only ignore reality for so long before it intrudes on your delusion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (N1DT3)

61 58 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2025 04:17 PM

Yawp!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (Wnv9h)

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Narp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

62 Watched that Shoe on Head the other day
She is railing on some new romance kink

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (+qU29)

63 " The ads sell jeans to women featuring actor Sydney Sweeney, who many men see as a sex symbol, insinuating the clothing would make men find them more attractive."

These people are so far around the bend that I don't think it is worth any effort to try and fix them. Or coexist with them, because you can't.

We are quite far into "the future belongs to those that show up for it". Seeing a lot of promising signs in the zoomers but I think most of the millenials are a write-off, and have WAY too many gen x friends who ended up single and childless. (guys need to ignore the screaming cat ladies and snag younger women if that is what it takes) We need to outlast and out multiply these freaks, that last meaning you have to keep your kids away and educate them about the freaks, becuase they mostly don't have their own kids now.

Posted by: heya at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (qRxxr)

64 Chicks dig guys who can afford food. That's why I always eat a bowl of chili while I lounge by the pool.

Be the minotaur she needs, guys.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (pUiNX)

65 Feminists make everything worse.

Space King understood that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

66 30 I'm The Ohio State of commenters. - The James Madison

Hmmm. M'yes. I...see. (Check, please, waiter).

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (mADJX)

67 8 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2025 04:17 PM

Yawp!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (Wnv9h)

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Narp.

Sklank!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (Ft5W9)

68 >>> 57 I wonder how much of that erotic fiction for women is written by gay men...
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50 Shades was written by a woman wasn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

Yes.

As fan-fiction based on Twilight.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (ULPxl)

69 Grace Kelly was a man eater. This is known.

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (Oy/m2)

70 Speaking of James Bond, I hear the next movie will showcase a famous Bollywood Indian actor as Bond.

To make it work, they're changing his MI-6 number to 007-11
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma
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Dat's Racissst
But very funny.

It is allowed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (/lPRQ)

71 38 Ever since walter kronkite declared that "America has lost the Vietnam war" the media has been trying to drive both the policies and the narrative of the country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Ever since the TV networks were set up by the CIA, they were driving policy.
-Something Mike Benz might say

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (Dv3i1)

72 The truth of the matter is that a lot of attractive women were missing being gawked at.

Jessica Valenti wrote an article on how much she hated being noticed by men on the street...then later as she aged wrote an article complaining that she was no longer noticed by men on the street.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

73 Why would a progressive, liberal woman be against male gays?

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

74 So what are men supposed to look at? Other guy's butts? Maybe other guy's dicks? Honestly, honey, you are just angry because they aren't looking at YOU.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (urtE/)

75 >>(Sorry, female Morons, I've got to look out for the lads first and foremost.)

moki and four seasons hardest hit.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (Y1sOo)

76 You have your bullshit chick flick nonsense where the female characters are the heroes and the male lead is merely the object of desire to be won.

And showing a 120 lb female beating the crap out of large, athletic, males.

Very realistic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (xTIDn)

77 74 So what are men supposed to look at? Other guy's butts? Maybe other guy's dicks? Honestly, honey, you are just angry because they aren't looking at YOU.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (urtE/)

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We're supposed to find Lizzo as attractive, if not moreso, than Sydney Sweeney.

"You remind me of Lizzo," is not a good pickup line for 90 pound white chicks, though. For some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

78 I think there will need to be background checks and psychological profiles done for anyone that applies to be a semen extractor on farms. You could get some real weirdos.

Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (Mfik9)

79 Heterosexual Men Are Attracted to Attractive Women Once More

We never stopped, despite radical feminism telling us it's somehow wrong, hateful, and bigoted.

Posted by: Then there's the whole post-op tranny thing at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (TbWk/)

80 I'm curious when men will finally band together and fight the destructive matriarchy on Hallmark Movies. Down with the female gaze!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

81 Jessica Valenti wrote an article on how much she hated being noticed by men on the street...then later as she aged wrote an article complaining that she was no longer noticed by men on the street.
Posted by: 18-1

IIRC, Ace even did a post about that.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

82 Jeebus, the wymynz really don't like James Bond.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (AdHga)

83
>>when my husband and I got married earlier this year, our vision of what our life could be included wide-ranging possibilities, influenced in part by the movies and shows we grew up with.

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Good lord, what? You're making your marriage from the outside in, not the inside out? What a pair of losers.

Oh, and the next thing that happened is that the Male Gaze returned, which upended the meaning and possibilities of their marriage?

Someone tell that guy to get out now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (oKXMA)

84 I thought the concept of the male gaze went back to the 1870's when it was considered racy for an unmarried woman to allow a non-relative to have a fleeting glimpse of her ankle?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (rbvCR)

85
But maybe Grace Kelly doesn't count, because she wants to look nice and be desirable to men? Yeah, I bet that's it. Maybe if she'd been obese and tatted and in sweats for the entire movie, she would have counted.

Posted by: Dr. T

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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rosie O'Fat at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (FFfs1)

86 This whole thing of trying to pit women and men against each other is just stupid. It's like all the racial bullshit, and if you don't agree with homosexuality, you somehow hate them. The left realized there was no energy in a capitalist society in pitting class against class, because people are fairly prosperous compared to the rest of the world. So, they try to divide people this way. Stupid.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (vd6bO)

87 69 Grace Kelly was a man eater. This is known.
Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Gave the best head in Hollywood, according to David Niven.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

88 **Looks at Watch**

I gotta go in for my 4PM Milking.

BBL

Posted by: Minotaur at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (BG2Yo)

89 That Shoe vid is funny.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (BG2Yo)

I was reading a blogger last night who made the point that Shoe *thinks* she's a leftist, but she really isn't. She has leftist economic ideas, but economic policy is no longer what defines the Left (if it ever did); it's the fanaticism that she refuses to get on board with.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (KKJEY)

90 Ever since walter kronkite declared that "America has lost the Vietnam war" the media has been trying to drive both the policies and the narrative of the country.

The media successfully convinced most of America that JFK was killed by "right-wing forces", and not by a pro-Cuba Communist who had lived in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (xTIDn)

91 I have no idea what a goomer is and have never read anything about minotaurs except in mythology. Certainly never read a romance novel about them and have no interest in doing so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025

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In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (omVj0)

92 I think there will need to be background checks and psychological profiles done for anyone that applies to be a semen extractor on farms. You could get some real weirdos.
Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (Mfik9)
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I'm sure it's not nearly as glamorous as portrayed in minotaur milking literature.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (IBQGV)

93 The whole male gaze thing comes from the trend in feminist theory to believe that anything that makes men happy is wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

94
moki and four seasons hardest hit.
Posted by: one hour sober

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And me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (oKXMA)

95 76.

First one who makes an action movie of Mel Gibson or Brad Pitt beating the shit out of 50 girlbosses will clear $2Billion profit.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (pUiNX)

96 "Most typically, the male gaze is about representing women in media solely to satisfy heterosexual men," said Dr. Linda Tuncay Zayer, professor of marketing and John F. Smith, Jr. Chair in Business Administration at the Quinlan School of Business at Loyola University Chicago.

You know nothing of my work.

Posted by: Anna Wintour at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

97 I get the feeling June Lapine draws nearer the red pill daily.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (pohLc)

98 73 Why would a progressive, liberal woman be against male gays?

What? Oh...

Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella at October 14, 2025 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

That's homophonic!

Posted by: Bigot! at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (TbWk/)

99 In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (omVj0)
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I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight. Produced a lot of tragic figures in mythology.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (IBQGV)

100 "Sydney Sweeney's calcium cannons"

Ace...I lurve you.

Not gay!

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (aTgV0)

101 >>I was reading a blogger last night who made the point that Shoe *thinks* she's a leftist, but she really isn't. She has leftist economic ideas, but economic policy is no longer what defines the Left (if it ever did); it's the fanaticism that she refuses to get on board with.

Her reflexes are those of a Leftist.

But her experience is dragging her towards the Light.

Posted by: Minotaur at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (BG2Yo)

102 In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.

Imagine if you father was a Minotaur and your mother was a Mermaid and you came out with both a human bottom and top half

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

103 She was hawt in an understated way

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (bXbFr)

104 steevy: a lot of that fempr0n is in fact written by dudes under a pen name. Every now and then someone grunts out some slop which the hausfraus all buy up, netting them a few thousand bucks a month, then goes back to writing, I dunno, military SF which nets a few dozen bucks a month.
There was one famous case where someone wrote an antiislamic Harry Potter fan fic: Noodlehammer, "For Love of Magic". fanfiction.net banned it. Turned out he'd written some femslop under a chick name for the $$$s.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (3d9VR)

105 >>> 99 In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (omVj0)
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I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight. Produced a lot of tragic figures in mythology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (IBQGV)

"Them Greek homos were *weird*, man." -- Rev. Al

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (ULPxl)

106
It's funny, I support the Bechdel test if for no other reason than that it makes for better story telling. Whole major or minor plot-moving characters whose names and professions we never know and who don't talk to each other except about some sex object?

It's funny how many supposedly woke, pro-woman movies failed the Bechdel test, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (oKXMA)

107 WTAF?

they're playing Bohemian Rhapsody at Charlie's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony?

salemnewschannel.com/watch-live

Posted by: ShainS -- Galt's Heirs Rising (MAGA, Trump, Musk, Kirk)! at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (3RzDp)

108 101 >>I was reading a blogger last night who made the point that Shoe *thinks* she's a leftist, but she really isn't. She has leftist economic ideas, but economic policy is no longer what defines the Left (if it ever did); it's the fanaticism that she refuses to get on board with.

Her reflexes are those of a Leftist.

But her experience is dragging her towards the Light.
Posted by: Minotaur at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (BG2Yo)
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Being called a racist, sexist fascist for saying things like "I want single payer healthcare, but only for Americans," is edifying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

109 insinuating the clothing would make men find them more attractive.

Women have been doing fashion to catch a man's eye since around 10,000 B.C.

Hot top: if you really want to get men to find you more attractive don't wear clothes.

They all take "Women's Studies" but apparently didn't study the first thing about women.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

110 I've told my wife for years that Grays Anatomy was a show only women and gay men could enjoy. None of the women are attractive physically or mentally. There wae a mid or two over the years, but nothing like what the men were. And that one McSteamy who fell in love with the fat girl ...yeah right. And how as that short fat one with an attitude always getting premium guys ...ugh

Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (Mfik9)

111
I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight. Produced a lot of tragic figures in mythology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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Europa and Leda were both raped.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (oKXMA)

112 All liberalism seems to be is trying to make the world as they wish it was instead of living in the world as it always has been.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (hs4ik)

113 I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight. Produced a lot of tragic figures in mythology.

Yeah yeah did you see how that holy bull was hung?

Posted by: Lady Minos at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

114 off

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (BG2Yo)

115 Imagine if you father was a Minotaur and your mother was a Mermaid and you came out with both a human bottom and top half
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)
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I don't even know how that would work in practice...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (IBQGV)

116 Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma, got burned in the split/divorce, and how find comfort in a misogynistic view of women as less than men and only good as a type of diminutive tradwife servant.

I loved that Erika Kirk's statements as she's had to step more into the limelight have pushed back against this narrative. She said in her speech women aren't a servant, they are an equal partner with different but equally important roles. She was never treated as a servant or slave in her own marriage to Charlie, and any marriage doing this is not godly. That's an important distinction.

Brett despaired over the future of gen z dating, where the women and men are growing a huge divide. It's a definite problem that needs to be explored.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:34 PM (gWBY1)

117 I wonder how much of that erotic fiction for women is written by gay men...
Posted by: steevy

All of them.
Most real women authors write anything but the fem-pron.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (/lPRQ)

118 Heterosexual marriage is catastrophic for the Left and the Democratic Party - unmarried and married males tend to vote much the same way, but married females are much more likely to vote Republican than unmarried females.

The Left therefore does everything possible to discourage heterosexual marriage - their base is mentally ill, depressed, unmarried females.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (xTIDn)

119 Now femme fatales in recent noir, diane kruger in marlow

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (bXbFr)

120 79 Heterosexual Men Are Attracted to Attractive Women Once More

We never stopped, despite radical feminism telling us it's somehow wrong, hateful, and bigoted. - Then there's the whole post-op tranny thing

That's right. We just wore shades.

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (mADJX)

121 They're playing Bohemian Rhapsody at Charlie's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony?

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Fortunately nobody did the Wayne and Garth head-banging thing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Galt's Heirs Rising (MAGA, Trump, Musk, Kirk)! at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (3RzDp)

122 Thank goodness Grace Kelly is known for something better than giving the best head in Hollywood .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (ZeH0U)

123 We replaced attractive women in revealing outfits with naked men's butts and dicks. Let's see if anyone notices.
- Netflix/HBO/Cinemax

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (Dv3i1)

124 121 They're playing Bohemian Rhapsody at Charlie's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony?

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Fortunately nobody did the Wayne and Garth head-banging thing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Galt's Heirs Rising (MAGA, Trump, Musk, Kirk)! at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (3RzDp)

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Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my wake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

125 Europa and Leda were both raped.

I ran across a leftist arguing that there was no rape in the New World before the Europeans showed up.

Someone responded, yeah, because the Indians hadn't developed a notion of consent yet...

Posted by: Lady Minos at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

126 Minotaur Milking Farm sounds like something out of the Tingleverse.

Posted by: bears with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 04:36 PM (fqXci)

127 The media successfully convinced most of America that JFK was killed by "right-wing forces", and not by a pro-Cuba Communist who had lived in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (xTIDn)

OK, who wants to tell him?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

128 125 Europa and Leda were both raped.

I ran across a leftist arguing that there was no rape in the New World before the Europeans showed up.

Someone responded, yeah, because the Indians hadn't developed a notion of consent yet...
Posted by: Lady Minos at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

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"They owned nothing and had no sense of private property!"

"So, we stole nothing from them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

129 Movie Sign!

Posted by: MST 3K at October 14, 2025 04:37 PM (2sMLA)

130 but married females are much more likely to vote Republican than unmarried females.

If a woman is married to a man she's going to champion him. Objectively for most marriages this means NOT voting D.

If she's married to Uncle Sugar though, she's going to vote straight line D.

Posted by: Lady Minos at October 14, 2025 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

131 They're playing Bohemian Rhapsody at Charlie's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony?

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Fortunately nobody did the Wayne and Garth head-banging thing ...

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MY APOLOGIES, I thought I was listening to my Bluetooth channel but it was the radio .... ugh

Posted by: ShainS -- Galt's Heirs Rising (MAGA, Trump, Musk, Kirk)! at October 14, 2025 04:37 PM (3RzDp)

132 We should write a piece of Erotica.

Get it published and rake in the cash.

"Bear Breeding Barn" - By AceofSpades Comments

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:37 PM (BG2Yo)

133 No male gaze, no offspring. That's the way they want it.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 04:37 PM (vFG9F)

134 Goob is getting close to 18 now. I pity him for all the human debris he'll have to sort through before he finds a good woman.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (pUiNX)

135 Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my wake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

Is there a funeral upcoming soon?

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (Oy/m2)

136 Those minotaur and related books are just ongoing proof of the same thing as the meme about Handmaid's Tale protests: liberal chicks aren't getting any and it's driving them insane. (Or as the Empress says "Bring back the Victorian cure for hysteria").

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (2ocoG)

137 Leftism, at its core, is nothing more than deeply internalized jealousy of people who are more traditionally attractive, socially competent, physically capable, or financially productive.
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No!!!! NO!!!! Fucking no. NO.

This fundamentally misconstrues the Left. Completely. I'm sorry. But it does. All because it sounds good - and makes sense to normal everyday sane people.

The Left's envy is not about people who have more or are better or more gifted or whatever. The Left envies EVERYONE - ANYONE - ALL. They don't care if you are ugly and poor and weak - if you are content with your life, if you are happy for a single solitary second, they will envy the shit out of you.

This is the basis of all their "privilege" crap. It gives them a reason to despise anyone they want, at any time, for any reason. They hate everyone. They envy everyone. They want what anybody else has if its not theirs. See the kid with the big toy who takes a smaller, older or more broken toy from another kid. They want it because its not theirs.

If you don't copy this and put it in your brain right now, you will never ever understand the Left.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (E0p3T)

138 Imagine if your father was a Minotaur and your mother was a Mermaid and you came out with both a human bottom and top half
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

So, the issue of such a union probably would be good at swimming and finding its way through corn mazes.

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (mADJX)

139 Remember how porn site visits crashed with the onset of ‘body positivity”? Yeah, me neither. Men like, and will always like good looking, young women. Women like, and will always like, good looking, masculine men of every age. This is a lamentation against reality, essentially “how dare God’s plan continue and not be replaced with my better, fairer scheme?!” Drivel from someone trapped in a seventh grade mentality.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (hlNLQ)

140 Zeus may have been top god among the Olympians, but in reality he was just King of the Assholes (with apologies to TJM).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (IBQGV)

141 "They owned nothing and had no sense of private property!"

I was reading about the history of Ohio in the colonial era.

The Brits had wanted to settle it with a minimum of violence, so they found the tribe that owned it and paid them to leave.

They found this did nothing to stop their settlers from being murdered though, because it turned out every bordering tribe also claimed the same lands and decided "rape and pillage" was an appropriate response.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

142 135 Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my wake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

Is there a funeral upcoming soon?
Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 04:38 PM (Oy/m2)

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Right after she gives birth to the duodecaplets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

143

Calcium cannons is going in next year's OED.

Posted by: imp at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (g6TN6)

144 Thank goodness Grace Kelly is known for something better than giving the best head in Hollywood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

On TCM years ago, back when Robert Osbourne was still around, they were doing a promo for their Grace Kelly month. Her son Albert told how his mother would watch her movies with him and as she did so would tell him about what is was like making the movie, what went on offscreen, etc. I can totally see Grace doing that. It seemed very sweet.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

145 That shoe0nhead video is hillarious.

There are a lot of American women hooked on reading erotic fantasies with animals of every shape and size.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

146 If politics is downstream of culture, what sort of politics is going to emerge from the consumers of this type of women's fantasy literature?

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (cKUbg)

147 The Aztecs had legal norms which prohibited any asshole from grabbing a woman off the street and raping her. They were found to be fairly prudish by contrast with some of the others. If there's anything industrial human sacrifice does do, it's making everyone law abiding citizens.
Now, if you were a woman in some Mohawk tribe in the middle of a war (which was all the time), life depended on tying yourself to the best warrior, or you were screwed. So to speak.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (3d9VR)

148 118 Heterosexual marriage is catastrophic for the Left and the Democratic Party - unmarried and married males tend to vote much the same way, but married females are much more likely to vote Republican than unmarried females.

The Left therefore does everything possible to discourage heterosexual marriage - their base is mentally ill, depressed, unmarried females.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (xTIDn)

And if the data are correct they've done a mighty fine job. Plus, feminist cant has infected not just the usual suspects but you'll hear it in churches and even from women who claim the mantle of conservatism (Tomi Lahren being a prominent contemporary example).

Posted by: Like neurotoxic gas, it seeps in all over at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (TbWk/)

149 "I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight."

Penguinic polymorphic perversity.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (vFG9F)

150 "(Sorry, female Morons, I've got to look out for the lads first and foremost.)"

As was endowed by God. Our Creator.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (aTgV0)

151 Zeus may have been top god among the Olympians, but in reality he was just King of the Assholes (with apologies to TJM).

Amusingly he became the epitome of a bad king - because every one of your bastards has a claim on your titles and may well attempt to claim them.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

152 This is the basis of all their "privilege" crap.
_-_
They have to have an oppressor/oppressed narrative.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (vd6bO)

153 This woman needs to find something else to complain about. I think she just likes to hear herself talk.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (79pEw)

154 >>That shoe0nhead video is hillarious.

Squchan, a Hungarian V Tuber covered it like 7-10 prior to Shoe and her video of it was pretty damn funny as well.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (BG2Yo)

155
Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma, got burned in the split/divorce, and how find comfort in a misogynistic view of women as less than men and only good as a type of diminutive tradwife servant.

Posted by: LizLem

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Interesting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (oKXMA)

156 I'm sure it's not nearly as glamorous as portrayed in minotaur milking literature.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (IBQGV)

Oh boy, those weiners...can be pretty disturbing what with the kidney stone like mineral deposits left after urine...and that's not really the worst.

Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:41 PM (Mfik9)

157 Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my wake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

She's gonna save Prometheus for the actual funeral.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

158

We can't all be WNBA fans.

Posted by: mrp at October 14, 2025 04:41 PM (rj6Yv)

159 >>Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma, got burned in the split/divorce, and how find comfort in a misogynistic view of women as less than men and only good as a type of diminutive tradwife servant.

The Cost Benefit Curve is not in favor of the Ladies, in this scenario. It's a big obstacle.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (BG2Yo)

160 What the fuck is "progress on gender"? This is what happens when you spend too much time mentally masturbating your two remaining brain cells together.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (E0p3T)

161
Cheryl Hines went on The View for some reason, and got into it with the cows. It was basically, "Your husband is a nutter, how can you even?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (w6EFb)

162 Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

That is very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (L2PcB)

163 Willowed:
Thank you for standing up. I'm so sick of the men here painting all women with the crazy useless brush.

Perhaps your argument would have been stronger if you had prefaced "the men" with "some of".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2025 04:13 PM (Riz8t)

Why? Did some of the men push back against all of the women being labeled idiots?

This is not the first time the women here have been lumped in with fools. It gets old. Nobody here says, "All men are stupid." But that same can't be said about women.

As a matter of fact, I have pushed back against that sort of thing many times here, yet here I am, still lumped in with "the men".
It

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

164 >>> Stories about a woman stealing your man were traded for celebration of the "girl's girl" who resisted the competition for men's attention.

Disney has done this with their recent girlboss princesses. The main character can't have a love interest, only the side characters can. Elsa, Moana, Raya, etc. can't have love interests. To the point that a lot of the fans think they are coded lesbian, because disney pushed the complete opposite direction.

I saw the original concept sketches for Wish, for example. The main character girl originally met a star boy and fell in love with him. Falling in love with a guy wasn't acceptable to the narrative. So they made him a generic cartoon star sidekick.

This movie cratered. It bombed.

Meanwhile, K-Pop Demon Hunters is printing money for Sony, and a love plot is important, as are all the girls being raging heteros who appreciate men. Men's abs are a recurring joke for two of the smitten girls.

Will Disney get the message to give their princesses can actually have love interests again? I don't know. But it certainly can't hurt!

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:43 PM (gWBY1)

165 Why? Did some of the men push back against all of the women being labeled idiots?

This is not the first time the women here have been lumped in with fools. It gets old. Nobody here says, "All men are stupid." But that same can't be said about women.

As a matter of fact, I have pushed back against that sort of thing many times here, yet here I am, still lumped in with "the men".

If you don't want sexual stereotyping, don't practice it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2025 04:43 PM (Riz8t)

166 Cheryl Hines went on The View for some reason, and got into it with the cows. It was basically, "Your husband is a nutter, how can you even?"

I don't know who that is but nobody should ever go on The View. Especially the alleged "stars".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (2ocoG)

167 If the "female gaze" consists of giving handies to Minotaurs I think it's time to let the male gaze take the wheel back.

Posted by: Octochicken at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (oCS0o)

168
The problem is always the male gays.

Teh Ewok is blaming everything on garrett???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (y9nCu)

169 >Oh wow, she's talking about the Bechdel test

Oh, FFS. Alison Bechdel disclaims the Bechdel test, because it was originally intended to point out that very few movies appeal to lesbians (I know, I know, you're shocked).

As a quick demonstration of how worthless the Bechdel Test is, "OMG Becky, can you *believe* what she is *wearing*??") passes.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (LgYtf)

170 WRT the male gaze, I am working on a project where 50 pct of the PMs on the client side are 25 year old dime pieces, whip smart to boot.

I remember when I started my working life, the only women you saw were Middle aged secretaries.

The times have certainly changed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (N3Idc)

171 >>Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:43 PM (gWBY1)

Same thing is going on in the Gaming world.

Game Developers out of Korea, Japan and Eastern Europe are killing it.

Western Devs are getting killed.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (BG2Yo)

172 Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is, so I can make uninformed comments about things?

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aTgV0)

173 164 Meanwhile, K-Pop Demon Hunters is printing money for Sony, and a love plot is important, as are all the girls being raging heteros who appreciate men. Men's abs are a recurring joke for two of the smitten girls.

Will Disney get the message to give their princesses can actually have love interests again? I don't know. But it certainly can't hurt!
Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:43 PM (gWBY1)

======

Sony made a flat fee from their sale of K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

174 Wow... I really wish I didn't read to the end of the post...

And I'm not clicking those links. I like ShoeOnHead, but I don't need to know the perverted fantasies of our current crop of degenerate women.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

175 Meanwhile, as heterosexual men are shamed to death for noticing that attractive women are attractive, left-wing femcel coomers are flicking their beans to "romantasy" rape-fantasies about being forced to... jerk off giant Minotaurs on a "Milking Farm."

Hey, hey, hey... I saw that shoeonhead episode. That girl wasn't forced to jerk Minos. She chose to jerk Minos cuz it paid so well.

Who among us hasn't considered giving handies to a conveyor belt of huge cocks so we can pay off the loans we took out to get a degree which won't pay us enough money to pay off the loans?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

176 Michelle Obama is the epitome of feminine beauty!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (In1BI)

177 This woman needs to find something else to complain about. I think she just likes to hear herself talk.
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2025 04:40 PM (79pEw)

Because if she keeps talking, no one else will have a chance to say a word.

Posted by: mrp at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)

178 As a matter of fact, I have pushed back against that sort of thing many times here, yet here I am, still lumped in with "the men".
Posted by: Archimedes

Yeah, me too. Yes, we like to tease the 'ettes, but I think most of us 'rons have great respect for all of the ladies here.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

179 Funny how the Halmark movies and Chanel have been profitable all these years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (mP0Kj)

180 169 >Oh wow, she's talking about the Bechdel test

Oh, FFS. Alison Bechdel disclaims the Bechdel test, because it was originally intended to point out that very few movies appeal to lesbians (I know, I know, you're shocked).

As a quick demonstration of how worthless the Bechdel Test is, "OMG Becky, can you *believe* what she is *wearing*??") passes.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (LgYtf)

=======

The best scene of all time that passes the Bechdel test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsNHAeRZQL4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

181 And I'm not clicking those links. I like ShoeOnHead, but I don't need to know the perverted fantasies of our current crop of degenerate women.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

You should watch it. It's hilarious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

182 Florentine Codex book 8 has an "adulterer" being stoned
mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/you-contribute/aztec-law
I can imagine what he'd get if he'd violated some dude's wife and she didn't want it.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (3d9VR)

183 Feminism pretends away the fundamental natural law that women, in the main, ENJOY looking good. They ENJOY male attention. They just sweep it away like it doesn't exist. It's weird how many long-winded treatises you can pen if you conveniently shove aside one simple truism.

(yes that's *me* going on about long-winded treatises - nobody's perfect and fuck you)

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:45 PM (E0p3T)

184 Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (6qf1m)

185 One of the best ways of understanding leftism, is that leftists embody everything they hate about colonizers. Leftists come from a place of supposed superiority that compels them to show everyone else how they are wrong, and to try to claim cultural spaces with their own warped version of manifest destiny. We discuss examples in this site everyday: leftists are inherently colonizers—cultural colonizers—and we must not cede one inch of territory to them. We must reclaim the spaces they have colonized.

Posted by: Open Channel D at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (gYnrv)

186 Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma

There used to be norms around dating and relationships. Since people actually aren't that good at setting them personally this made it easier for most.

The modern era broke all those norms which made things easier for a select few that really wanted some sort of different arrangement but for most people has left them confused and angry - both men and women.

And specifically since pop culture lies and claims that men and women have very similiar ways of thinking about things and approaching them these people are stumbling through this new world without any understand whatsoever of what to expect from a romantic partner.

Now the redpill stuff is much closer to the truth then what pop culture is selling so it is not shock men who are trying to solve a problem (how do I get a good romantic partner?) are going to gravitate to it...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (sKqQm)

187 I just thought Grace Kelly was absolutely gorgeous and classy in Rear Window. She was prefect girlfriend/wife material in that movie. Sex really didn't come into the picture other than when she was flirting with Jimmy Stewart in a few scenes.

How there was "Male Gaze" involved is beyond me.
It was a thriller where Grace was doing most of the dangerous stuff the entire time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

188 Good to see that everyone still reserves a little ammo for friendly fire.

"Present company excepted" is still a fine caveat to assume in any gathering of friends.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (pUiNX)

189 I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight. Produced a lot of tragic figures in mythology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:32 PM (IBQGV)

Corollary of "Some men will stick it into anything."

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (urtE/)

190 159 >>Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma, got burned in the split/divorce, and how find comfort in a misogynistic view of women as less than men and only good as a type of diminutive tradwife servant.

The Cost Benefit Curve is not in favor of the Ladies, in this scenario. It's a big obstacle.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (BG2Yo)

Brett Cooper's "thoughtful video" sounds like tradcon cope to me. It's also a gross misrepresentation of what's actually going on. All it takes is a look at the stats and the state of the divorce laws to know to see it's a massive risk. Knowles has the same blind spot.

Posted by: garrett "Crocs" Johnson is right at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (TbWk/)

191 To make it work, they're changing his MI-6 number to 007-11
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (8zz6B)

192 188 Good to see that everyone still reserves a little ammo for friendly fire.

"Present company excepted" is still a fine caveat to assume in any gathering of friends.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (pUiNX)

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Well, except for me.

I'm the worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

193 The ENTIRE problem with women is The View.

Not that ALL women watch The View, but that ANY women at all watch The View.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (aTgV0)

194 How does CNN know it's the male gaze, did they just assume everyone's gender? Clearly they are just ist-a-phobes!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (f1kZG)

195 159 >>Brett Cooper has a thoughtful video on why conservative women don't want to date "red pill men," the conservative dude-bros who clearly had past relationship trauma, got burned in the split/divorce, and how find comfort in a misogynistic view of women as less than men and only good as a type of diminutive tradwife servant.

The Cost Benefit Curve is not in favor of the Ladies, in this scenario. It's a big obstacle.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:42 PM (BG2Yo)

It's also reinforcing the Red Pilled Men perceptions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (xcxpd)

196
This woman needs to find something else to complain about. I think she just likes to hear herself talk.
Posted by: bluebell

==============

There are tons of "authors" like this out there, and people are publishing this idiocy. I followed a batch of these blatherers who, apparently, get paid good money to blather a couple of paragraphs for The Washington Post, The Atlantic, Salon, Slate, about their latest thoughts or their experiences on the playground or some utterly inconsequential thing. There's TONS of that fluff out there.

There's a famous one in particular, can't remember her name, whose regular blatherings I read at The Atlantic when I was looking for a place to publish something. The titles of her pieces indicated hard thought, research, evidence, narrative -- and then turned out to be some "Gee, wouldn't it be nice if?" idle reflection that's probably keeping her in a 5-figure monthly salary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (oKXMA)

197 eleven your not the only one

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (+qU29)

198 Oh, FFS. Alison Bechdel disclaims the Bechdel test, because it was originally intended to point out that very few movies appeal to lesbians (I know, I know, you're shocked).

As a quick demonstration of how worthless the Bechdel Test is, "OMG Becky, can you *believe* what she is *wearing*??") passes.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (LgYtf)

I hate Donald Trump fails and I don't know if a movie can be made in -- current year -- without that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (ExV1e)

199 So the male gaze is evil again, huh? Challenge accepted!

All doods must follow the sage advice of Hatemonger!

"Boobies...are evil! You mustnt look at boobies!"

https://tinyurl.com/msk7dccn

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (9Ovst)

200 Interesting how words like misogyny and phobia have had their definitions expanded over my lifetime. Misogyny used to be used as hatred and distrust of women, and phobia as irrational fear of something. Sloppiness with language like that is a bad thing. This is how we get to the place where if you don't agree with someone's point of view, then you somehow hate them.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (vd6bO)

201 Freaky freaky book thread, yo!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (ufFY8)

202 Burkas prevent the male gaze.

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (i0F8b)

203 What is all this talk of "male gays?" Where do I sign up?
-- Barack Obama

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

204 199 So the male gaze is evil again, huh? Challenge accepted!

All doods must follow the sage advice of Hatemonger!

"Boobies...are evil! You mustnt look at boobies!"

https://tinyurl.com/msk7dccn
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (9Ovst)

"You're not canon." Blam.

Hatemonger makes me laugh even more than Cartman does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (xcxpd)

205 The women here are clearly not to be classified with the looney left women. However, even they must admit, the looney left is made up mostly of women and beta males.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (pohLc)

206 >> Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is,

RFK, Jr.'s wife.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (w6EFb)

207 192.
Yeah. You're a fuckin mess.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (pUiNX)

208 The culprit, I have learned, is the male gaze.

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Bruhs like chicks, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

My eyes are up HERE, Mr. Madison!

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (UjdFS)

209 I thought the concept of the male gaze went back to the 1870's when it was considered racy for an unmarried woman to allow a non-relative to have a fleeting glimpse of her ankle?
Posted by: Kindltot a

Yup, behind her ears,

Posted by: New Name at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (/lPRQ)

210 Ugh. More ugliness from the left on display. Have fun with the thread.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (WDjG6)

211 I think you misspelled “it never left.”

Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (EX3g3)

212 As a former academic (in a genuine discipline, not "angry studies"), I found "male gaze" to be right up there with "problematic" as a reliable indicator of intellectual charlatanism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (qpyNK)

213 208 The culprit, I have learned, is the male gaze.

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Bruhs like chicks, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

My eyes are up HERE, Mr. Madison!
Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (UjdFS)

====

Listen, I know that "chicks" can refer to barnyard animals, but that was obviously not my intent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

214 Morning Glory Milking Farm

Sadly, I couldn't find any specific cosplay images about the book, but there are plenty of milkmaids out there...and a surprising number of minotaurs.

Milkmaids!
https://tinyurl.com/4du53awn
https://tinyurl.com/yc49h7s5
https://tinyurl.com/3m39cazp

Minotaurs...
https://tinyurl.com/2jvh9x3a
https://tinyurl.com/y8nd9ftc
https://tinyurl.com/mrmhrj4z

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

215 WRT the male gaze, I am working on a project where 50 pct of the PMs on the client side are 25 year old dime pieces, whip smart to boot.

I remember when I started my working life, the only women you saw were Middle aged secretaries.

The times have certainly changed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (N3Idc)

Some comedienne said, "As a woman, you know you're mid if you work in an office. No hot woman works in an office longer than it takes to start fucking the boss."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (ExV1e)

216
"Boobies...are evil! You mustnt look at boobies!"

I suspect spending significant amount of time playing warhammer might reduce how much boobage you get exposed to. Well, assuming you aren't including moobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

217 Michelle Obama is the epitome of feminine beauty!

Hey, the entire Establishment Media pushed the idea that Michelle Obama was the second coming of Jackie Kennedy for eight years.

One of my favorite pictures continues to be Michelle looking daggers at Sarkozy's wife, a genuinely beautiful woman.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (xTIDn)

218 Mulan - 1990s version - might not have been Disney's best but it had a lot of things going for it, and one of them was that Mulan appreciated a strong male body.
It was kind of played for laughs, the "male soldier" giving a silent OwO when she saw her commanding officer shirtless, but, you know, it worked.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (3d9VR)

219 The Conservative Case for Gunts Being Sexy

Posted by: David French at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (TbWk/)

220 In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (omVj0)

Minos' wife, Europa became so infatuated with the royal bull, she convinced Daedalus, the builder of Minos' Labyrinth, to construct a mechanical cow through which she became pregnant and gave birth to the Minotaur. This was an embarrassment to Minos, so he jailed Daedalus, then immured the Minotaur within the Labyrinth and only fed it seven Athenian youths, and seven Athenian maidens, once every seven years. Minos had defeated Athens after his son had been murdered there, and so he had handy supply of Athenian youths to feed to his wife's bastard kid.
Theseus had taken the place of one of the youths to try to stop the sacrifices, and using that access, defeated the Minotaur and escaped the Labyrinth with the advice of Ariadne. Sadly, he jilted her, and then forgot to signal his success at Athens, so as in all Greek hero stories, we find it is perilous to be a sailor in Athens, help a hero, or make a furry costume.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:49 PM (rbvCR)

221 172 Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is, so I can make uninformed comments about things?
Posted by: eleven

Wife of the evil RFK, Preventor of Health.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (In1BI)

222 Corollary of "Some men will stick it into anything."
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK

I NEVER got that. Look, I understand DSBU ("dangerous semen backup"), but that's why god invented bunks and socks. Good grief.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

223 She's gonna save Prometheus for the actual funeral.

Thought Prometheus was a funeral.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (44s5o)

224 That would explain it
Never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (+qU29)

225 The women here are clearly not to be classified with the looney left women. However, even they must admit, the looney left is made up mostly of women and beta males.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (pohLc)
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No argument from me.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (79pEw)

226 "RFK, Jr.'s wife.
Posted by: publius"

Thank you publius.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:50 PM (aTgV0)

227 Imagine if you father was a Minotaur and your mother was a Mermaid and you came out with both a human bottom and top half
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

Capricorn. Your sign would be Capricorn.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

228 Yo, Honey, I heard you broads like books about minotaur dicks. I got you a book about minotaur dicks when I went to Costco.

This is going to work flawlessly.

Unless she already has that one.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (pUiNX)

229 122 Thank goodness Grace Kelly is known for something better than giving the best head in Hollywood .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 04:35 PM (ZeH0U)

Apparently Jimmy Stewart's wife heard the rumors that Grace Kelly was notorious for having affairs with all of her lead costars. So she made sure she was on the set of Rear Window every single day that Jimmy was.

I felt bad, though, when I heard that Grace's marriage to the prince, while glamorous and producing children she loved, went very south and was not the fairy tale I thought it was as a little girl. Karma? I don't know. But I still feel bad it didn't turn out well for Grace. I want everyone to end up happy.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (gWBY1)

230 From the earlier thread:

Why doesn’t Ace call her Katie Porker?

That’s what I’ve been calling her since I heard she existed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (jbnUc)

231 Minos' wife, ~~Europa~~ Pasiphae (with an umlaut over the 'e') became so infatuated with the royal bull,

Europa was the one who though Zeus-as-a-bull would make a nice pet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (a+4eV)

232
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

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I'm not about to waste my time reading any idiot's interpretation of Rear Window to find out how it established Male Gaze; I'm happy to say without looking that it's b.s.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (oKXMA)

233 "Some men will stick it into anything."

"Mexicans will stick it into anything."

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (44s5o)

234 We have at least three to four classy ettes.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (E0p3T)

235 Psssstttt.....
A little secret.
I've been gazing all along.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (2WIwB)

236 149 "I never understood the divine instinct to bone every animal in sight."

Penguinic polymorphic perversity. - Penguin Facts

Did you know that the Venona transcripts showed that Gus Hall, perennial presidential candidate of the Communist Party USA, was a major conduit of funds from the Soviet Union to Penguin Facts in the 1950s?

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (mADJX)

237 In mythology, anyway, there was only one. I think he/it was a product of a human woman and a bull, and the human woman, the wife of King Minos, was half-goddess herself.
Posted by: W

yeah, women will do anything, before onlyfans it was minotaurs,

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (QLcEF)

238 I think Enzo Ferrari was an ass man. I base this on fenders.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (s9EN2)

239 Capricorn. Your sign would be Capricorn.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

Never mind, my brain is stupid

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (rbvCR)

240 One of my favorite pictures continues to be Michelle looking daggers at Sarkozy's wife, a genuinely beautiful woman.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

When the Obamas made a state visit to Spain, the pics of Mooch walking up some steps between the king's two hawt daughters made quite the contrast.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

241 Your eyes may be up there, but your boobs are down there.

And your butt is halfway between your eyes and your feet.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:52 PM (aTgV0)

242 It's Amazing How Overweight the Famine Victims of Gaza Are a Day or Two After Ceasefire

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (ze4CN)

243 Miriam Margolyes is a talented actress but is horrible politically - a not uncommon combination.

She still holds a grudge against John Cleese and the late Graham Chapman because they snubbed her when all three of them were members of the Cambridge Footlights over sixty years ago.

She then went on to call John Cleese "a bitter old man". Project much, Miriam?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (BHrzb)

244 I love how these dipshits always use the term "gender" instead of "sex." Humans don't have a gender, they have a sex. Words have gender. But this lets them throw the insane trans weirdos into the discussion, and is mostly just a cudgel to demolish traditional western civilization.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (XMwZJ)

245 Willowed: Looking at a new laser printer: Canon imageCLASS MF3010 on Amz, $179, scans and copies as well as prints in B & W, comes with a USB cable, $117. I know it's old school -- that's what appeals to me. Toner cartridges are available.

Sound like a good deal for a home printer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0)

You know what I would like to see? A cheap-ass thermal printer that feeds off a roll of thermal paper. For when you just need a readable printout of something for your own use. One of the biggest hassles with home sheet-feed printers is the sheet feeder screws up, and you spend ten minutes dicking around with the machine before deigns to print a page. Ask me how I know. If I have eneed for presentation or archival quality printout, I can tote a thumb drive down to Staples.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (8zz6B)

246 I vaguely recall someone pointing out that Belle had no problem, uh, being with, the Beast BEFORE she found out he could convert back into a normal human...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

247 "Some men will stick it into anything."

yeah, it is more that women will fuck something, anything, for feels

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (QLcEF)

248 I laughed out loud in one of the avengers movies when Thor Ironman and cap were all bragging to each other how smaht their Commons were.

Jane has much bigger frontal lobe that pepper. But pepper has a much larger portfolio!!!! Slay

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 14, 2025 04:53 PM (OA79/)

249 I want everyone to end up happy.

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 14, 2025 04:54 PM (44s5o)

250 I felt bad, though, when I heard that Grace's marriage to the prince, while glamorous and producing children she loved, went very south and was not the fairy tale I thought it was as a little girl. Karma? I don't know. But I still feel bad it didn't turn out well for Grace. I want everyone to end up happy.
Posted by: LizLem

What's the story of that car crash that killed her? Was drunk or hopped up on goofballs of some sort?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

251 Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Guy Who Says, "Same as it ever was." at October 14, 2025 04:54 PM (vd6bO)

252 The ENTIRE problem with women is The View.

-
Important safety tip. Never view The View.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (In1BI)

253 I think Enzo Ferrari was an ass man. I base this on fenders.

Well, old Enzo was certainly an asshole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (pohLc)

254 This topic will now fuel my gainzz in the garage.

Keep the blog warm for me.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (pUiNX)

255 18-1, that's because she wants the human man when she takes him out to palace balls and functions. She'll have the Beast when she's got him alone and wants his balls and functions

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (3d9VR)

256 I vaguely recall someone pointing out that Belle had no problem, uh, being with, the Beast BEFORE she found out he could convert back into a normal human...

it would be the same today, except then she would do a yt vid

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (QLcEF)

257 Is not John Cleese a bitter old man?

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (aTgV0)

258
Headline (The Independent UK)

"Fed boss Jerome Powell gives update on jobs market... and hints borrowing costs will be slashed"

Posted by: mrp at October 14, 2025 04:56 PM (rj6Yv)

259 The minotaur milking farm book has the subtitle "A Monster Bait Romance"

Not exactly subtle about what's intended here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:56 PM (IBQGV)

260 251 Same as it ever was.
Posted by: Guy Who Says, "Same as it ever was." at October 14, 2025 04:54 PM (vd6bO)

I'm not affiliated with you!

Posted by: David Byrne as Mr. Incredible at October 14, 2025 04:56 PM (PiwSw)

261 255 18-1, that's because she wants the human man when she takes him out to palace balls and functions. She'll have the Beast when she's got him alone and wants his balls and functions
Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (3d9VR)
_-_
...or when somethin' needs killin'.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 04:56 PM (vd6bO)

262 >>The minotaur milking farm book has the subtitle "A Monster Bait Romance"

Not exactly subtle about what's intended here.

If you look carefully, you will see it is Book I of a Series.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (BG2Yo)

263 Every time they've done studies (anonymous or otherwise) on gender sexual fantasies, the results were consistent.

The highest male fantasy was multiple women.

The highest female fantasy was violence.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)

264 Bravo!
Funny and inciteful.
I really enjoyed reading this.

Posted by: Chemist at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (HJMJw)

265 "$20, same as in town."

Did not see it coming. Nice.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (s9EN2)

266 263 Every time they've done studies (anonymous or otherwise) on gender sexual fantasies, the results were consistent.

The highest male fantasy was multiple women.

The highest female fantasy was violence.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)

======

Two chicks at the same time, brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

267 209 I thought the concept of the male gaze went back to the 1870's when it was considered racy for an unmarried woman to allow a non-relative to have a fleeting glimpse of her ankle?
Posted by: Kindltot a

Yup, behind her ears,

Posted by: New Name at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (/lPRQ)

Well, if it's a Muzzie Male Gaze, that usually means rape if you're a woman, child, goat, camel, or sheep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

268 "You know what I would like to see? A cheap-ass thermal printer that feeds off a roll of thermal paper."

I suppose they still make them. I sold a bunch of them 29+ years ago. I can tell you the story at the MoMe about the Kaolin mines we sold them to.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

269 Wasn't one of The Linebacker's - er, the stylish gorgeous wife of the pathetic empty suit affirmative action intern - best public stares at Mandela's funeral? Was it the hawt blonde Danish PM sitting a few seats away, and bumblef**i was staring at her?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (U/Byj)

270 228 Yo, Honey, I heard you broads like books about minotaur dicks. I got you a book about minotaur dicks when I went to Costco.

This is going to work flawlessly.

Unless she already has that one.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (pUiNX)

There's a TikToker in the shoe0nhead video that is supposedly trying to talk her husband into reading Morning Glory Milking Farm because "he only reads financial books and sci-fi."

She's got this strange slightly-psychotic look & smile on her face the entire time while she explains what the book is about and that she wants him to read it.

I'm thinking; "Dude, get out now!!"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (6ydKt)

271 The highest male fantasy was multiple women.

The highest female fantasy was violence.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)

Each living up to the reality in about the same way.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (E0p3T)

272 This topic will now fuel my gainzz in the garage.

Keep the blog warm for me.
Posted by: Sifty Boones

When I was a kid, my older brother, who, because he was older, got to stay up later than I did, would always insist that I sleep in his bed in cold weather.

By the time he had to go to bed, he kicked me out of his now warmed-up bed and sent me back to my ice-cold bed.

Still pisses me off.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

273 >>Two chicks at the same time, brother.

If I had a million dollars...

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (BG2Yo)

274 About 2 - 2 1/2 years ago I underwent a "nuclear stress test" on my heart. I tried not to be too nervous about being injected with a radioactive tracer, then going through a multi-step testing process with lots of stuff attached to me, sitting in a device to scan my heart, and so on.

There was an attending nurse, and two techs. The nurse was more or less "in charge" of this ordeal. She was going through the normal things... name, age, blah.. blah and so on. After my age question she said; "you don't look anywhere near XX years old." I said... "older?" She laughed and said, "no, much younger."

My heart disagrees with this assessment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (Q4IgG)

275 The highest female fantasy was violence.

Gotta say that appears to be one of those "in theory" fantasies...

Posted by: Howard Rubin at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

276 "Lady Bird." The film's focus on the mother-daughter relationship helped audiences explore coming of age and the experience of womanhood.

I would rather clean a porta-potty with my tongue than watch that movie.

Posted by: Chemist at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (HJMJw)

277
There are tons of "authors" like this out there, and people are publishing this idiocy. I followed a batch of these blatherers who, apparently, get paid good money to blather a couple of paragraphs for The Washington Post, The Atlantic, Salon, Slate, about their latest thoughts or their experiences on the playground or some utterly inconsequential thing. There's TONS of that fluff out there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:47 PM (oKXMA)

The only reason those magazines still publish is because it's paid for by a bunch of AWFL wimmens who buy shitloads of the publishing company's romance novels with shirtless long haired buffed bohunks on the cover.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (y9nCu)

278 266 263 Every time they've done studies (anonymous or otherwise) on gender sexual fantasies, the results were consistent.

The highest male fantasy was multiple women.

The highest female fantasy was violence.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)

======

Two chicks at the same time, brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

What if their elbows are too pointy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

279 I'm reading Morning Glory Milking Farm.

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (UjdFS)

280 That shoe video is hilarious.

One of her points was that women read all this nasty shit as part of their "book clubs" then get together and talk about it...meanwhile imagine any group of dudes getting together to drink beers and talk about the pr0n they cranked their hogs to this month. lol

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (5aZAZ)

281 New book: Obama and the male gays

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (n5tGW)

282 Two chicks at the same time, brother.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh Gawd, no.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

283 Two chicks at the same time, brother.

That movie still holds up if you watch it now.

But, working in construction into your middle aged years would suck

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (sKqQm)

284 >>> Cheryl Hines went on The View for some reason, and got into it with the cows. It was basically, "Your husband is a nutter, how can you even?"

I may have to actually watch this. I like Cheryl as an actress (Waitress, Curb Your Enthusiasm), and she's clearly a firecracker. She does not seem like someone that suffers fools (RFK's scandalous romantic affairs aside, and his wife's suicide over them), and she has been through the trial of fire of being married to someone MAGA adjacent. There is no way the View ladies can say anything to her that closer friends and family haven't already said, that could possibly by more vicious than what they've already told her.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (gWBY1)

285 DudeAbiding, yeah, that's probably why the "male romance fantasy" (/SF) market on Kindle Unlimited is so full of harem slop.
I assume it's catering mostly to married men. Being unmarried I'm more into monogamous fantasy for my "stuff that won't ever happen to me" jones.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (3d9VR)

286 283 Two chicks at the same time, brother.

That movie still holds up if you watch it now.

But, working in construction into your middle aged years would suck
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (sKqQm)

======

I've actually never been a big fan of Office Space or Idiocracy.

I just don't think Mike Judge is terribly funny.

They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

287 Los Angeles Facing Rare Tornado Risk As Strong Storms Move Through West Coast

… SHARKNADO !!!

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (ze4CN)

288 If you look carefully, you will see it is Book I of a Series.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (BG2Yo)
---
I'm watching Shoe's video right now.

Funniest part so far are the examples of Amazon's recommendations based on her purchase: "Pounded by Produce" which has a cucumber and two tomatoes on the cover.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (IBQGV)

289 271 The highest male fantasy was multiple women.

The highest female fantasy was violence.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)

Each living up to the reality in about the same way.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (E0p3T)

Almost like those women WANT to wear the Red Robes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

290 " The women here are clearly not to be classified with the looney left women. However, even they must admit, the looney left is made up mostly of women and beta males.
Posted by: Xipe Totec"

Yeah...

When I shit on women, I'm not shitting on the ones who are sane.

I'm shitting on the 90 fucking percent who are insane.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (aTgV0)

291 273 >>Two chicks at the same time, brother.

If I had a million dollars...

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (BG2Yo)

$40, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

292 Anytime I hear the Bechdel Test I think of the Rick and Morty 'Story Train' episode.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 04:21 PM

I thought it was how you identify replicants.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

293 The highest female fantasy was violence.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)
----
As usual, women don't actually know what they want. All of the violent/r4pe fantasies that they SAY they want, they don't actually want. R4pe is a disgusting, savage act that only a psychopath would want to experience.

What they ACTUALLY want is to be "Ravaged." Swept off their feet and physically sorta dominated by a man they actually want to have sex with to begin with, not to have their body and soul horribly and irreparably violated.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (5aZAZ)

294 I just don't think Mike Judge is terribly funny.

They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

What's your opinion of Beavis and Butthead?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

295 I want everyone to end up happy.
Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (gWBY1

That's very nice of you, Liz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ZeH0U)

296 >>Funniest part so far are the examples of Amazon's recommendations based on her purchase: "Pounded by Produce" which has a cucumber and two tomatoes on the cover.

The Squchan vid is a bit funnier, because she is more of a Gooner herself.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (BG2Yo)

297 > Well, old Enzo was certainly an asshole.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 04:55 PM (pohLc)

I like the story about Ferruccio Lamborghini (who at the time just made tractors) getting tired of the clutch on his Ferrari going out all the time, so he modified one of his tractor clutches to fit. He contacted Enzo Ferrari and told him what he'd done, only to be sneered at... "Why would anyone put a tractor clutch in one of my works of automotive art, you no-class ignorant hillbilly" (or words to that effect).

Whereupon Signor Lamborghini got royally pissed and started his own car company.

Spite doesn't get nearly the credit it deserves as a driving force behind human progress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (qpyNK)

298 279 I'm reading Morning Glory Milking Farm.

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (UjdFS)

As the Minotaur?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

299
Hamas is going full public executions now that the IDF has pulled out. They're lining up and shooting accused Israeli collaborators as well as any rivals to their power.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (w6EFb)

300
When I shit on women, I'm not shitting on the ones who are sane

duh, if they were sane they would move when you were trying to shit on them

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (QLcEF)

301 "Pounded by Produce" which has a cucumber and two tomatoes on the cover.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ah, no doubt a classic by noted author Chuck Tingle.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (a+4eV)

302 280 That shoe video is hilarious.

One of her points was that women read all this nasty shit as part of their "book clubs" then get together and talk about it...meanwhile imagine any group of dudes getting together to drink beers and talk about the pr0n they cranked their hogs to this month. lol
Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (5aZAZ)

Yeah man I really blasted a load into the jerk sock when Bonnie blue got pounded by the fifty fifth guy.

You should seen it. I was all yeah owewww ugggh errrrr.

So same time next week for movie review club?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (OA79/)

303 294 I just don't think Mike Judge is terribly funny.

They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

What's your opinion of Beavis and Butthead?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

=======

Never really watched it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (GBKbO)

304 Two chicks at the same time, brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bav

I'll call Leticia and see if she's up for it. *wink*

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (UjdFS)

305 RFK, Jr.'s wife.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 04:48 PM (w6EFb)

Thank you. I knew "the lead singer for the Pretenders" was the wrong answer.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (rbvCR)

306 I'm not about to waste my time reading any idiot's interpretation of Rear Window to find out how it established Male Gaze; I'm happy to say without looking that it's b.s.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 04:51 PM (oKXMA)

Yeah, it's nuts.
Hitchcock liked beautiful lead actresses, but I've never really noticed a lot of sexuality to his films, just beautiful women in dangerous situations.

They should've stuck to talking about Bond Girls.
At least they were on some solid ground there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

307 281 New book: Obama and the male gays

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2025 04:59 PM (n5tGW)

LOL, ISWYDT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

308 When I shit on women, I'm not shitting on the ones who are sane

Weirdest Ex-Lax commercial ever.

Posted by: bears with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 05:03 PM (fqXci)

309
What they ACTUALLY want is to be "Ravaged." Swept off their feet and physically sorta dominated by a man they actually want to have sex with to begin with, not to have their body and soul horribly and irreparably violated.

This was a common theme in older romance movies. If a feminist comes across them today she's have so many micro and macro aggressions...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 05:03 PM (sKqQm)

310
The highest female fantasy was violence.

Gotta say that appears to be one of those "in theory" fantasies...
Posted by: Howard Rubin at October 14, 2025 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

Have you never heard of that common girlfriend game "let's you and him fight"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2025 05:03 PM (y9nCu)

311 I like the story about Ferruccio Lamborghini (who at the time just made tractors) getting tired of the clutch on his Ferrari going out all the time, so he modified one of his tractor clutches to fit. He contacted Enzo Ferrari and told him what he'd done, only to be sneered at... "Why would anyone put a tractor clutch in one of my works of automotive art, you no-class ignorant hillbilly" (or words to that effect).

uses same clutch even today

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:03 PM (QLcEF)

312 I felt bad, though, when I heard that Grace's marriage to the prince, while glamorous and producing children she loved, went very south and was not the fairy tale I thought it was as a little girl. Karma? I don't know. But I still feel bad it didn't turn out well for Grace. I want everyone to end up happy.
Posted by: LizLem

It was a bit disappointing, yes, but nothing to lose one's head over.

Posted by: Grace Kelly at October 14, 2025 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

313 BEWBS!!!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at October 14, 2025 05:04 PM (e/Osv)

314 What's your opinion of Beavis and Butthead?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

=======

Never really watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, I forgot. You were probably still a zygote at that point.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:04 PM (77rzZ)

315 Voit-Kampf - are you a Replicant

Bechtel - are you a hateful woman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:04 PM (pof/a)

316 286...

They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

It is. My brother, while in the army, told a joke to his fellow soldiers about a redneck going to family reunions to pickup girlfriends and wives. Another soldier looked at him and said, "That's not funny. I've met LOTS of nice ladies at family reunions."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

317 Smart, but very, very vulgar.

Posted by: Elizabeth Scalia at October 14, 2025 05:04 PM (vd6bO)

318 >>> Los Angeles Facing Rare Tornado Risk As Strong Storms Move Through West Coast

Between that and the Nor'easter, the coasts are getting slammed. Stay safe, Morons!

And yet hurricanes are at a record low right now. The poor climate fanatics are not sure how to handle that one.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (gWBY1)

319

Me: Sydney Sweeny !

The Left: Sydneys Weeny !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

320 Almost like those women WANT to wear the Red Robes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

And feel guilty about it, so they doth protest too much.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (/eSDh)

321 Smart, but very, very vulgar.
Posted by: Elizabeth Scalia

No love for me?
-- Cruel

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

322 They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.

if humor were subjective there would be more successful comedians

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (QLcEF)

323 > 301 "Pounded by Produce" which has a cucumber and two tomatoes on the cover.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

A few years back someone was selling joke stickers intended to be stuck on vegetables, baseball bats, and other random items in a store.

Wording: "Not for rectal use."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (qpyNK)

324 who many men see as a sex symbol
---
So, straight men with eyes?

Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

325
My brother, while in the army, told a joke to his fellow soldiers about a redneck going to family reunions to pickup girlfriends and wives.

My wife, sure.

My toothbrush, maybe.

My knife, never.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (y9nCu)

326 >>And yet hurricanes are at a record low right now. The poor climate fanatics are not sure how to handle that one.

That's the Beauty of Ad Hoc Reasoning. The evidence simply doesn't matter.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (BG2Yo)

327 And yet hurricanes are at a record low right now. The poor climate fanatics are not sure how to handle that one.
Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (gWBY1)

This is fantastic after their prediction of a high number of hurricanes this year.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (NtVYv)

328 Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Posted by: The Monstrous Minotaur at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (FxINA)

329 I'm going to gaze the shit out of some women this weekend

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (FqkvB)

330 Will Disney get the message to give their princesses can actually have love interests again? I don't know. But it certainly can't hurt!
Posted by: LizLem

In Tangled (2010), the male love interest cuts off Rapunzel's hair instead of letting her use it to save his life, since that meant she she would sacrifice her freedom to do this. What Disney role model since then would sacrifice anything for a man?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

331 imagine any group of dudes getting together to drink beers and talk about the pr0n they cranked their hogs to this month. lol
Posted by: ballistic

Nothing like a good circle jerk.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (UjdFS)

332 Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is, so I can make uninformed comments about things?
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aTgV0)

She's no Connie Hines.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (8zz6B)

333
Between that and the Nor'easter, the coasts are getting slammed. Stay safe, Morons!

Out: Minotaur Milking Technician

In: Is That a Tornado in your Pants

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

334 And yet hurricanes are at a record low right now. The poor climate fanatics are not sure how to handle that one.
Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (gWBY1)

This is fantastic after their prediction of a high number of hurricanes this year.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM

Experts, am I right.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (jc0TO)

335 Wording: "Not for rectal use."
_-_
Totally not necessary to label oral versus rectal thermometers. You can tell by the taste.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (vd6bO)

336 Almost like those women WANT to wear the Red Robes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

And feel guilty about it, so they doth protest too much.

May I introduce you to the clumsy blonde warrior woman Darkness from Konosuba? That is her whole comedic routine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (pof/a)

337 After watching those vids about female gooners, I will never apologize for my busty lesbian pr0n collection.

Posted by: Butch at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (98xTj)

338 320 Almost like those women WANT to wear the Red Robes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

And feel guilty about it, so they doth protest too much.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2025 05:05 PM (/eSDh)

Protest and project. "See! This is what those rapey Christofascist godbags want to do to us!"

Posted by: As they soak their sofas at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (TbWk/)

339
The Infamous Paliwood crisis actor Mr. FAFO got killed as well apparently in this infighting. For real.

Nicely ironic, Mr. FAFO killed by his own people, not Israel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (w6EFb)

340 What's your opinion of Beavis and Butthead?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)
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Never really watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Much like South Park, it really stood out just for being so different and shocking. The early episodes are pretty rough to watch now, but the more current stuff I find amusing, and clips are abundant on YouTube.

Also, they made a smart switch from watching and commenting on videos, to watching and commenting on viral YouTube videos. Here's an example of a random one with some dude cooking breakfast on a rock in his backyard lol: https://tinyurl.com/avjbwd55

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (JCZqz)

341 The Squchan vid is a bit funnier, because she is more of a Gooner herself.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (BG2Yo)

I want to follow your recommendation and watch that but I'm afraid YouTube is going to take that search as cue to load my feed up with fat girls and minotaurs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

342 323 > 301 "Pounded by Produce" which has a cucumber and two tomatoes on the cover.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

A few years back someone was selling joke stickers intended to be stuck on vegetables, baseball bats, and other random items in a store.

Wording: "Not for rectal use."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (qpyNK)

When I got my brown bag, the brochure warned about not having sex using my stoma...I mean, what sorta person would even THINK about that? Well, must've been at least one person for them to put that warning in the book...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (ynpvh)

343 Actual human biology is back, baby! Artificial psychological constraints on and imagined science standards for human biology, made-up in the fever dreams of leftist crazies, is on the way out.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (5rh/l)

344 > 332 Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is, so I can make uninformed comments about things?
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aTgV0)

Genetically-engineerd love child of Duncan Hines and Earl "Fatha" Hines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:09 PM (qpyNK)

345 Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by: The Monstrous Minotaur at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM

She's no medusa though she can partially turn you to stone.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 05:09 PM (jc0TO)

346 She's no Connie Hines.
Posted by: Mr. Ed

I sent that bitch packing. You're mine now.
-- Zombie Catherine the Great

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

347 @286

>>They're...fine. But, comedy is so subjective.

Four Weddings and A Funeral was one of the funniest films I ever saw until I rewatched The Shining so many times that I now view it as a screwball comedy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2025 05:09 PM (N3Idc)

348 326 >>And yet hurricanes are at a record low right now. The poor climate fanatics are not sure how to handle that one.

That's the Beauty of Ad Hoc Reasoning. The evidence simply doesn't matter.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:06 PM (BG2Yo)

ham hock reasoning >>> ad hoc reasoning

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

349 Shoe hates Republicans because Republicans are people like Romney, Bush, McCain, Cruz, Johnson, McConnell, etc etc etc

She's a libtard at heart but there isn't much out there to convince her to switch teams if you look at reality.

Republicans have no idea what it's like to look at Republicans and see "them". Well we do but then we kind of forget, like a Gell Mann thing. Like WE can hate Republicans for being contemptible scum but why won't other people listen to them...?

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (E0p3T)

350 "Climate change needs more study so we could have predicted better the lack of hurricanes!!!"

- Scientists looking for more funding

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (pof/a)

351 Is it me, or has President Trump gone a little off reservation during what it supposed to be the Charlie Kirk award?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (i49OE)

352 I have a sneaking suspicion that her "wide-ranging possibilities" are actually an extremely narrow range of woke-approved possibilities.
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Nah.

She's referring to being a whore who cheats on her cuck husband, but he's cool with it because he's a cuck.

It's the modern woke version of Real Girl Power(tm)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (B2vkr)

353 And no one commented on my first milkmaid in 214? None of them were traps, and I figured the first one would get lots of positive feedback! I thought some of you checked out of morbid curiosity, but this time nothing?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (JCZqz)

354 >>> In: Is That a Tornado in your Pants
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

Stop giving them new ideas for stories! It will be weather gods next. Something about falling in love with a wind god, and g-force winds and the g-spot.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (gWBY1)

355
The highest female fantasy was violence.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 14, 2025 04:57 PM (lCHt6)
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As usual, women don't actually know what they want. All of the violent/r4pe fantasies that they SAY they want, they don't actually want. R4pe is a disgusting, savage act that only a psychopath would want to experience.

Posted by: ballistic

==============

Violence fantasies were addressed ages ago by feminists who had to come to terms with it. The key is that in those fantasies, women ultimately have control. They make the whole encounter go how they want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (oKXMA)

356 How does Shoe look the same? Does she use a filter?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (R86kT)

357 >>Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

She's got an odd face. But, she has a great smile.

And let's be honest, you aren't looking at her face.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (BG2Yo)

358 Sidney Sweeney is by no means a butterface, she just puts on red carpet prune face whenever she's captured by paparazzi.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (N3Idc)

359 Mr. FAFO?

What happened to Green Helmet Guy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (pof/a)

360 276 "Lady Bird." The film's focus on the mother-daughter relationship helped audiences explore coming of age and the experience of womanhood.

I would rather clean a porta-potty with my tongue than watch that movie. - Chemist

I just read the wiki summary. I'd rather be disemboweled with a spork.

Posted by: Paco at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (mADJX)

361 328 Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by: The Monstrous Minotaur

Even in her last movie she had to say “Hey, my eyes are up here.”

Posted by: Her Name In Headlights at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (FxINA)

362 How about add hawk tua reasoning?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

363 at least one person for them to put that warning in the book
_-_

It's like reading an apartment lease - I always thought, "You mean somebody tried that?" until one day I was doing a repair at the apartment complex I was working for, heard a noise in the corner, and the guy said, "Yeah, it's an alligator. They know about it. I'm moving out tomorrow."

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (vd6bO)

364 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface if by butterface you mean I would butter her face repeatedly until all that came out was margarine or penile farts.

Sorry did I say that out loud

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (E0p3T)

365 Between that and the Nor'easter, the coasts are getting slammed.

There's probably a best seller in there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (ExV1e)

366 When I got my brown bag, the brochure warned about not having sex using my stoma...I mean, what sorta person would even THINK about that?

Brian Aldiss. For whatever sick reason he introduced my 15 year old brain to the concept of "intestinal rape" (Helliconia Winter, I think). No, I didn't want to know then, either.
SF authors of the 1970s were just fucking awful.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (3d9VR)

367 >>Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Dumbest comment ever.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (i49OE)

368 How had these discarded ideas made their way back into circulation? Didn't we all agree we were through with them?
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Because they weren't discarded. They are, in fact, undiscardable.

You and your ilk *suppressed* them, but nobody "discarded" them. And despite your decade-plus campaign to convince men and women alike that they what they *really* want is for women to be horrible, ugly shrews, you are now finding out that this is untrue and cannot be true and none of your suppression and tyranny can make it true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (B2vkr)

369 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

shes hypercute

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (QLcEF)

370 A Zephyr in her Panties

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (pof/a)

371 Hamas is going full public executions now that the IDF has pulled out. They're lining up and shooting accused Israeli collaborators as well as any rivals to their power.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:02 PM (w6EFb)

Are there news reports of this?
Doesn't surprise me, I hope there is some resistance to this by the Gazans.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

372 Between that and the Nor'easter, the coasts are getting slammed.

There's probably a best seller in there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM

Glorious here on the Gulf Coast.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (jc0TO)

373 Sydney's not always a butterface. She can look very appealing, especially when she smiles.

But she has to be careful.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (77rzZ)

374 I'm here for the pic links. No pic links?

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (1Nv0l)

375 I don't think we need to focus on male gays any more than we already do. I find them insufferable!

Posted by: Emily Litella.. at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (oftw2)

376 If you are observing women in movies, TV, fashion, social media and marketing and they don't feel as fully materialized as their male counterparts, that is the male gaze.
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Take it back to the ivory tower, toots.

This shit's played out here in the real world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (B2vkr)

377 340 What's your opinion of Beavis and Butthead?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:01 PM (77rzZ)
=======
Never really watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Much like South Park, it really stood out just for being so different and shocking. The early episodes are pretty rough to watch now, but the more current stuff I find amusing, and clips are abundant on YouTube.

Also, they made a smart switch from watching and commenting on videos, to watching and commenting on viral YouTube videos. Here's an example of a random one with some dude cooking breakfast on a rock in his backyard lol: https://tinyurl.com/avjbwd55

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 14, 2025 05:08 PM (JCZqz)

Probably the funniest thing was when they found the ATM card of a basketball player and for fun put in into an ATM and...was it "balls" they put in as the code? Got tons of cash. Back at their place, watching TV with a recreation about the robbery, with the re-enactment done by "professional thespians", which one of the two says, "Professional Lesbians?"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

378 This girl was so ugly.
"Well, you ugly, too."

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (vd6bO)

379 > I was doing a repair at the apartment complex I was working for, heard a noise in the corner, and the guy said, "Yeah, it's an alligator. They know about it. I'm moving out tomorrow."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (vd6bO)

At an apartment building one of my elderly relatives lived in some decades ago, the upstairs neighbors were caught with a goat in their apartment.

Yes, they were from the Middle East. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (qpyNK)

380 Sidney Sweeney is by no means a butterface, she just puts on red carpet prune face whenever she's captured by paparazzi.

I had a GF at one point that would always make this sour face if she knew you were taking her picture. She had a pretty smile but then you'd go for the camera and she's look like a disappointed commissar or something...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (sKqQm)

381 Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface

She has a kind odd face, which is average overall. It's just blown away by her body, so the disparity and contrast really stands out.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (JCZqz)

382 Sydney's not always a butterface. She can look very appealing, especially when she smiles.

Posted by: Bulg

=====

Oh. I guess she must have a face. Yes.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (1Nv0l)

383 370 A Zephyr in her Panties
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (pof/a)

Aeolus and the Areolas

Posted by: A nip in the breeze at October 14, 2025 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

384 >>Let’s be honest guys, Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Know how we know that you're gay?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (/eSDh)

385 She should write about her life story. That would make for a compelling article. Imagine being the first woman on your block to have AOL and the spending three months straight reading articles on Jezebel and the Mary Sue and then getting flash-frozen in Cold Fusion mishap (just like in that Keanu Reeves science-fiction movie that's currently in theaters) and not being revived and woken up until thirty years later in 2025.

Whereupon you send an "e-Mail" (that is short for "electronic mail" ) through the "World Wide Web" to the new cable news channel CNN and ask them if they would like an explanation of your Vintage Windows 95 hot-takes on feminist media criticism.
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Cruel

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (B2vkr)

386 >> Are there news reports of this?

David Strom at Hot Gas. UK Telegraph has a big story on it:

https://is.gd/tefzdR

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (w6EFb)

387 They’re jerking off minotaurs in their fantasies, but in real life they’re jerking off trolls, hobbits, and goblins.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (zw9S9)

388 This bespectacled brunette doesn't fear the male gaze:
http://tiny.cc/5ttt001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (B2vkr)

389 Pictures of Sidney Sweeney? I expected pictures!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (i3qu+)

390 Bring back the Beach Boys, Shapely California Surfer Girls, and Old Style Vettes.

I miss when the USA was Normal.............

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (38587)

391 354 >>> In: Is That a Tornado in your Pants
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2025 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

Stop giving them new ideas for stories! It will be weather gods next. Something about falling in love with a wind god, and g-force winds and the g-spot.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (gWBY1)

g-force winds are probably a real thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

392 > Back at their place, watching TV with a recreation about the robbery

The cops stopped doing those recreations here because they got tired of people calling in because they'd seen the actor (not the actual perp) in a bar or whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (qpyNK)

393 She has a kind odd face, which is average overall. It's just blown away by her body, so the disparity and contrast really stands out.

shes an 8

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (QLcEF)

394 OK, I'm strangely captivated by SquoChan's neko ears moving around.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (6ydKt)

395 they don't feel as fully materialized as their male counterparts

The fuck does that even mean? They got partially suspended in the transporter beam? You have to be highly "educated" to write stupid shit like this.

Posted by: A Harvtard graduate? at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (TbWk/)

396 Cheryl Hines on Megyn Kelly, talking about the attacks that came her way after RFK Jr went MAGA/MAHA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHuO17yHLo

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (gWBY1)

397 The dominance of the male gaze hasn't gone unchecked. Storytellers have been presenting alternative ways of viewing women for many years.
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And nobody pays them for their stories.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (B2vkr)

398 Hey everybody. Hey ace!

Okay, I'll get myself in trouble for saying this, but here goes.

Women DON'T have a problem with "male gaze."
Women DO have a problem with it when it comes from low-status men.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (/p+XQ)

399 One hour and 15 minutes from now, I will have been married for 25 years. Felt the need to announce that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (n79dR)

400 Nothing about what transwomen want? The horror!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (kUxzU)

401 We have at least three to four classy ettes.
Posted by: ...
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You take that back!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (9Q7Y5)

402 I'm not surprised that some chicks are into pr0n. But the bestiality aspect is unexpected. Not new. But always a little surprising nonetheless.

Posted by: bears with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (fqXci)

403 Didn't Penile Farts tour with the Sex Pistols?

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (1Nv0l)

404 Tara Yazdi has a just as hot (if not hotter) body than Sydney, but a much more beautiful face.

Give me Tara over Sydney any day.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (77rzZ)

405 Nothing about what transwomen want? The horror!
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (kUxzU)
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TRANSWOMEN *ARE* WOMEN, H8R!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (B2vkr)

406 And no one commented on my first milkmaid in 214? None of them were traps, and I figured the first one would get lots of positive feedback! I thought some of you checked out of morbid curiosity, but this time nothing?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Call me to book a private photo shoot.

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

407
There are far worse faces to worry about. Kaitlin Collins for instance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (w6EFb)

408 Shocked that Joyless Behar didn't literally try to set Cheryl Hines on fire on The View.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (/p+XQ)

409 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (B2vkr)

Obviously not, or she wouldn't be sending her photos into an internet site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (WFtAr)

410 Moving cat ears and even cat tails have been around for more than a decade. You can homebrew or even buy consumer grade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (pof/a)

411 >> I'm strangely captivated by SquoChan's neko ears moving around

It's the accent that hooks you.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (BG2Yo)

412 370 A Zephyr in her Panties

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (pof/a)

By the middle of the novel, she'll be sucking on his scirocco...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

413 One hour and 15 minutes from now, I will have been married for 25 years. Felt the need to announce that.
Posted by: Lincolntf

===========

To the same person?

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (1Nv0l)

414 You take that back!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2025 05:16 PM (9Q7Y5)

Heh.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (E0p3T)

415 "but this time nothing?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar"

You kidding? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a half a dozen times, shame on me.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (vFG9F)

416

They will never ever be happy.

I noticed something. When Rush announced they gender swapped Neil Peart, of all people, Neil's widow and his daughter, and his sister, all came out and said what a momentous day it is that they have a woman in Rush now.

You can't convince me that wasn't part of the calculation to sell more superexpensive tickets.

It's nauseating. "Neil would want this you bigot".

They have taken all our male heros and destroyed them. Tron without Tron, gender swap Sam Flynn. Wonderful.

Anika is a good drummer, but Danny Carey would but the most sensible choice. BUT NOOOOOOO.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (et1vG)

417 Admiral Ackbar
Knew better, but still saw the first one. Was reminded that I knew better.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (vd6bO)

418 Can someone tell me who Cheryl Hines is, so I can make uninformed comments about things?
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aTgV0)
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She played Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

She was also a Groundling who didn't make the cut for SNL a ways back.

Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2)

419 412 370 A Zephyr in her Panties

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:12 PM (pof/a)

By the middle of the novel, she'll be sucking on his scirocco...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

And he'll be grabbing her haboobs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (ynpvh)

420 One hour and 15 minutes from now, I will have been married for 25 years. Felt the need to announce that.
Posted by: Lincolntf

No time off for good behavior?

Posted by: Write your governor for commutation at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (TbWk/)

421 This bespectacled brunette doesn't fear the male gaze:
http://tiny.cc/5ttt001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Damn. She wants me. NOW.

Yes, Ma'am.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

422 It's the accent that hooks you.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (BG2Yo)

Her english is excellent.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

423 Lincolntf mazel tov to you and mrs.

Also get off my lawn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (MuVMU)

424 >>Anika is a good drummer, but Danny Carey would but the most sensible choice.

Yes.

But they wanted to retire with at least one chick attending each of their last shows.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (BG2Yo)

425 I know I'm easily confused but am I the only person who gets confused every time someone here talks about Rush

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (E0p3T)

426 I always thought Kaitlin Collins was hot. She looks disappointed. I’d disappoint her real good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (zw9S9)

427 410 Moving cat ears and even cat tails have been around for more than a decade. You can homebrew or even buy consumer grade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 05:17 PM (pof/a)

lol
I don't want any for myself, but it is cute to look at.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

428 So I should wear a Viking Helmet??

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

429 Posted by: Lincolntf

Congratulations. Enjoy yourself and get off my lawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (WFtAr)

430 This bespectacled brunette doesn't fear the male gaze:
http://tiny.cc/5ttt001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'll bet she doesn't even need glasses.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (jc0TO)

431 Re: “violence” a woman I know once threatened to punch me in the face (flirty banter). I told her she could try, but that I would slip the punch, put her in a basket hold (arms crossed in front like a straight jacket), and take her down to the floor, then cross my leg over hers so she couldn’t kick, and put my chin between her head and shoulder so she couldn’t head butt. Then sing her a lullaby until she stopped struggling/calmed down. She got pretty visibly flustered (red cheeks etc.) in retrospect, I wish we’d have given it a try.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (hlNLQ)

432 Sidney Sweeney's eyes could sell me the Titanic.

She's not "gorgeous" but she's all that.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (aTgV0)

433 Nood

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2025 05:19 PM (/p+XQ)

434 There’s something ‘wrong’ with a man who does not like looking at women.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2025 05:20 PM (Wp9+X)

435 Has there been another mass shooting yet?

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2025 05:20 PM (HqYKt)

436 She's got an odd face. But, she has a great smile.

And let's be honest, you aren't looking at her face.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2025 05:11 PM (BG2Yo)

Agreed. She is pretty, maybe not conventional model stlye but looks healthy pretty. More pretty like most women when smiling.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2025 05:20 PM (NtVYv)

437 She was also a Groundling who didn't make the cut for SNL a ways back.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2)
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That's a deep cut right there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2025 05:20 PM (MuVMU)

438 I'm sure I've heard Rush, but I couldn't name one song.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 05:21 PM (WFtAr)

439 This bespectacled brunette doesn't fear the male gaze:
http://tiny.cc/5ttt001
Posted by: Joe Mannix

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That's what I paid for.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 14, 2025 05:21 PM (1Nv0l)

440 >Are there news reports of this?
Doesn't surprise me, I hope there is some resistance to this by the Gazans.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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there's an X account that posted video of executions
I am not watching murder porn

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2025 05:21 PM (AOsQT)

441 Quick Noods.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2025 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

442 Violence fantasies were addressed ages ago by feminists who had to come to terms with it. The key is that in those fantasies, women ultimately have control. They make the whole encounter go how they want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2025 05:10 PM (oKXMA)
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So then, not actually violence?

Yeah I have this fantasy where I'm in a boxing ring with prime Mike Tyson and instead of beating me to within an inch of my life he decides he loves me, gives me a few half-ass love taps and lets me uppercut him into the next century for a KO and a world title.

Do women not fundamentally understand what violence means or is it just that the fantasy is so fantastical that it's not possible in this plane of existence?

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2025 05:21 PM (5aZAZ)

443 https://is.gd/tefzdR
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2025 05:14 PM (w6EFb)

Thx.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2025 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

444
This male gaze etc. is a piece of the larger principle of compelling the population to agree with obvious absurdities, in order to show them who's boss. Communism requires it. In the West, protection of fictional victims is given for justification.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2025 05:22 PM (WmuDs)

445 From women fighting to end child marriage in Africa to women demanding equal pay, to women teaching other women to love their bodies regardless of shape, color or size, women are empowering women all over the world.
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Isn't that colonialism?

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 14, 2025 05:22 PM (s0JqF)

446 Heh heh, I am a very lucky guy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 14, 2025 05:23 PM (n79dR)

447 Willowed: Looking at a new laser printer: Canon imageCLASS MF3010

The first thing I notice when I ^C^V that into google is that it says "wired" which I take to mean not wifi, which seems weird since almost everything is wifi enabled these days from coffee makers to scented candles. Other than that, I've had an older Canon imageCLASS printer for several years and aside from having to reinstall the drivers after every MacOS upgrade, I like it just fine.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 14, 2025 05:23 PM (3nLb4)

448 leftist womens take on Handmaids tale:

woman: "You want to rape me!"
guy: "What?"
woman: "You want to imprison me and put me in a costume and have high status men impregnate me!!!"
guy: "wh... what???"
woman: *panting* "their wives will hold my wrists!!!"
guy: (just stares)
woman: "while they drive themselves deep into my fertile womb!!"
guy: (slowly backs away)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 05:24 PM (uWKK8)

449 >>> I noticed something. When Rush announced they gender swapped Neil Peart, of all people, Neil's widow and his daughter, and his sister, all came out and said what a momentous day it is that they have a woman in Rush now.

Linkin Park got in a lot of hot water for having Emily Armstrong become their new lead vocalist. Chester was irreplaceable, and his suicide was a tragedy. But I feel like she matches well the spirit of his sound, which can go from tender to screamo and back again so nimbly. The Emptiness Machine is a great song.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2025 05:25 PM (gWBY1)

450 Do women not fundamentally understand what violence means or is it just that the fantasy is so fantastical that it's not possible in this plane of existence?

it is not the violincing its the getting forced to do depraved things they would want to do but would be whores for doing willingly

Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:26 PM (tZfBb)

451 LizLem: sometimes gender-swapping works.

I mentioned a few days ago, when Grace Slick left Jefferson Starship in the late 1970s, she was replaced with Mickey Thomas, a male vocalist. Not many fans noticed the difference, unless they attended a concert. ;-)

OTOH? Let's hope marketers don't try to seize on a trend. I don't want to know about the upcoming, all gender-swapped version of The Who, for instance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2025 05:28 PM (/p+XQ)

452 "The only reason those magazines still publish is because it's paid for by a bunch of AWFL wimmens who buy shitloads of the publishing company's romance novels with shirtless long haired buffed bohunks on the cover."

Eh, it beats greasing conveyor belts at the family factory in Milano, paisan.

Posted by: Fabio at October 14, 2025 05:29 PM (Ft5W9)

453 it is not the violincing its the getting forced to do depraved things they would want to do but would be whores for doing willingly
Posted by: n at October 14, 2025 05:26 PM (tZfBb)

not for all, but for quite a few, you've got it.

the most exciting sex always involves a bit of danger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 05:30 PM (uWKK8)

454 I strongly recommend the second vid. It's 37 minutes, but very good.

Posted by: RS at October 14, 2025 05:32 PM (SuU/K)

455 The recent rise of weight loss medications coincided with social media influencers sharing ways to get smaller and no longer celebrating bodies of all sizes.
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Hah...the ones that were peddling that "body beautiful" tripe have, in force, died (literally) prematurely. The body count on these influencers is disturbing if not ironic.

(note: Nice play in "Male gaze" to "Male Gays", Ace. Cutting edge, which someone will steal in short order...probably me).

And, let's not forget that the mentality brain trust of enablers like Madeline Holcombe who have been part of the feminist movement spouting out men and women are totally equal, now find themselves being very quiet on the "Transgender" issue because it contradicts six decades of verbal diarrhea. To defend women today, they negate their sixty year message. Not to defend women today proves their irrelevance. I'm glad I'm here to see it.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2025 05:37 PM (dIske)

456
Huh. I always see those Maas books at airports. GTK. If the chick next to me is reading about getting drilled in the turdcutter by a narwhal horn, I should seek out a new seat, or prepare to pull a D.B. Cooper move.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 05:38 PM (BI5O2)

457 399 One hour and 15 minutes from now, I will have been married for 25 years. Felt the need to announce that.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 14, 2025 05:15 PM (n79dR)

A blessed and happy anniversary to you both!

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at October 14, 2025 05:59 PM (0lzjf)

458 I think there will need to be background checks and psychological profiles done for anyone that applies to be a semen extractor on farms. You could get some real weirdos.
Posted by: mishdog at October 14, 2025 04:30 PM (Mfik9)
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I'm sure it's not nearly as glamorous as portrayed in minotaur milking literature.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2025 04:31 PM (IBQGV)

My understanding is that to "milk" bulls and stallions they stick an electronic gizmo up their fart clam and shock their prostates to gather the Offspring Batter (technical term).

That would make for a very different story.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2025 06:08 PM (iJfKG)

459 " Sydney Sweeney's calcium cannons."

Thank you, Gary Boechler from Nerdrotic, for creating this wonderful phrase.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 14, 2025 06:12 PM (TwA+r)

460 And, yes, it was Gary who came up with it...
https://tinyurl.com/4sy4e338

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 14, 2025 06:16 PM (TwA+r)

461 This is retarded, sir.

If the gaze is returned,what does that mean?

I never minded the male gaze as how are you supposed to attract potential mates and populate?

Or, is this the point? Not to populate. While looks are not everything, (well they start the mating ritual), they are a lot initially til they know you.

How sad not to enjoy a wolf whistle in your life, or a gaze and eye lock.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2025 06:17 PM (6PCLE)

462 Hilarious. Progress on gender ?

Went to a hot section of NYC a couple weeks ago for a couple concerts. I was STUNNED at the slut outfits nearly every woman - even ones that shouldn't - were wearing.

Sorry, but thinking chicks should be running around in all but their underwear and nobody should notice is "progress on gender" ?

Please

Posted by: deadrody at October 14, 2025 06:34 PM (vgB0v)

463 The fact that onlyfans exists means this woman is a hypocrite.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 14, 2025 07:12 PM (36PRH)

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