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The Morning Report — 10/14/25

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Good morning kids. And so the Israeli hostages have been liberated, and from many quarters, President Trump is being hailed as a peacemaker, even from some of his bitterest critics on the Left. Of course the usual gaggle of degenerates and scum have their own spin on Gaza.

Zohran Mamdani-linked Democratic Socialists of America denounces ‘conditional’ Israel-Gaza cease-fire deal, demands ‘Palestinian liberation’

And after sucking on some Mein Kampf whippets, this decrepit scumbag joined in on the Jew-baiting as is his wont to do

The Vermont senator, who has called for a ceasefire for the past two years, also used the moment to call for an end to the US-Israel alliance


So, despite many singing President Trump's praises and nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize, and despite my reservations about exchanging Israeli hostages and the remains of the victims of Islam, for the figurative and literal cutting edge of Islam in the form of hundreds of devout Muslims who observe the Koran by planning plotting and executing the slaughter of Jews in Israel and all over the world. Sadly, 10/7 will happen again, or a number of smaller scale 10/7's will happen over and over that will add up to or exceed the body count of the worst slaughter of Jews since the end of the Second World War.

That is and has been the status quo for 1500 years and unless and until there is a radical change in the mindset of every Muslim on planet Earth, more blood of innocents will flow in Israel and everywhere else where Islam has gained a foothold.

Meanwhile, over on the Ukrainian Front, President Trump has flipped his golden bouffant coiffure:

President Donald Trump once again threatened to send Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine if Putin doesn’t stop the war.

Trump made the remarks on Air Force One late Sunday night, even saying he spoke with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy:


Sorry, but this is fucking nuts. I would doubt that Vladimir Putin would launch ICBM's on Ukraine and certainly not on us. But miscalculations happen and that leads to hair getting mussed, as General Buck Turgidson would warn.

In 1914, Europe stumbled into a war no one wanted and few understood;a war that destroyed empires and redefined civilization.
Today, Washington risks repeating that mistake, this time with nuclear weapons on the table. Through arrogance, ignorance, or incompetence, the United States is drifting toward direct confrontation with Russia, the world’s largest nuclear arsenal, with consequences that could be apocalyptic.

President Trump last week said he has “sort of” made a decision about supplying Tomahawk cruise missiles to Ukraine or NATO allies.
He wants to learn more about “what they are doing with them” before making a final decision. His goal is to avoid escalating the conflict, but his words suggest he is doing anything but.

Is Trump posturing, playing 5-D chess as some claim, or joining the warmongering wing of the GOP?


PS: LoPecia Pressley can go to hell.


And the sooner we can obliterate the Ford Foundation and all the other ne'er do well undeserved degenerate inheritors of wealth, obtained by mere lucky sperm club membership, the better off we all will be.

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 14, 2025 07:32 AM (EzGiP)

2 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 07:32 AM (gbOdA)

3 And away we go!

Posted by: Squid at October 14, 2025 07:33 AM (CzTK6)

4 Ha! I’ll go get ‘em.

Morning, JJ

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 14, 2025 07:33 AM (EzGiP)

5 Happy Tuesday one and all. I have had the kind of morning where multiple events happened and I am left with the attitude of "It can only get better from here."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:33 AM (RjOoY)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

7 Reports of a nood JJ dutifully reported…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 14, 2025 07:35 AM (EzGiP)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 07:36 AM (Q4IgG)

9 That's lame. That order of the nile medal that Trump got from egypt does not have a single crocodile on it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2025 07:36 AM (0N4FZ)

10 College Kid Tries to Explain Her Major - and It's Total Gibberish

That was almost physically painful to listen to and I've endured Boot Camp.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

11 Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:33 AM (RjOoY)

Sorry; I hope things improve.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 07:37 AM (looXz)

12 9 That's lame. That order of the nile medal that Trump got from egypt does not have a single crocodile on it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2025 07:36 AM (0N4FZ)



Hamas supposedly was going to award him the order of Allah-gator alley...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2025 07:37 AM (x0n13)

13 Willowed because I need some tea:

(Aside: Ogunquit, ME, is a real place? It's a setting in King's The Stand, and I never have looked it up to see if it was fictional or not.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2025 06:51 AM (omVj0)


It is real. A very wealthy, majority gay, seaside community about 50-odd minutes north of me. Also known as an artists' colony.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 07:38 AM (ufSfZ)

14 This one from the EMT I must post again:

"Morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses to help her win homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Posted by: Mister Ghost"


Wednesday is known as Prince Harry Spaghetti Day.

Posted by: Anthony! at October 14, 2025 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

15 “My hope is that ultimately, if you can put together a security force of some 40,000, largely made up of the other countries in the region, that they can play an even bigger role in making sure that security is protected in Gaza.

ffs hell no no fucking way no no no no

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 07:40 AM (gbOdA)

16 “ Everyone was amazed and gave praise to God. They were filled with awe and said, “We have seen remarkable things today.””

Luke 5:26

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2025 07:41 AM (YUn9e)

17 A cold miserable and powerless existence in the shadows for all who wish ill to Israel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 07:42 AM (JERN3)

18 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2025 07:42 AM (ivEDQ)

19 Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room

1. The Church is Christ's. She will survive.

2. I don't consider Leo any more of a pope than Frankie Fabulous.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 07:42 AM (ufSfZ)

20 Sorry; I hope things improve.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thanks. It was basically lots of things such as didn't get to have coffee because it was still brewing when it was time to leave, couldn't find my keys so I grabbed the extra one for my car and our two guests being a bit stubborn about going out.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:43 AM (RjOoY)

21 demands ‘Palestinian liberation’

There's freedom in death. Just sayin'.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:44 AM (RjOoY)

22 "Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room"

If they don't create a Hellfire prayer room, I'll get Soros to sue for discrimination!

Posted by: Stan at October 14, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

23 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 07:44 AM (xatjc)

24 Is Trump posturing, playing 5-D chess as some claim, or joining the warmongering wing of the GOP?

Trump must deal with the realities of a very large MIC.

This includes the support of a large slice of the GOP who are wards of the MIC. To get the cuts in the military, there must be quid pro quos.

To maintain peace, Trump must give continued tribute to the MIC lest they start another costly war somewhere else so that the NGO pigs can grift at the humanitarian aid table.

Ukraine is a perfect example of a pointless state of a continuous conveyor belt of war materiel and excuses for bureaucratic and NGO grift.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 07:44 AM (a4flb)

25 The Twitter feed for Titania McGrath and it's great the writer has a picture of a dumb blonde to go along with it. No offense to those many people here who were or are blondes and are not dumb.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 07:45 AM (ZeH0U)

26 The WwoaB* had dropped their turd in the punchbowl again.

* World's Whiniest of all B1thes

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 07:45 AM (JERN3)

27 Reads the Vatican article

I'm thinking it was a good thing when heretics were burned at the stake.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 07:45 AM (RjOoY)

28 "Morgue worker stole human testicles from corpses to help her win homemade spaghetti sauce contest.
Posted by: Mister Ghost"


Pretty ballsy of her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 07:46 AM (ufSfZ)

29 Frankie Fabulous was the warmup act for Licentious Leo.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2025 07:48 AM (jj5Rq)

30
Is this interesting?

Shirley You People have all heard of FRAM filters, da?

Well the company who owns Fram, as well as other crappy auto parts brands you're familiar with: Autolite spark plugs, Trico wipers, Cardone remanufactured parts, Raybestos brakes, Centric brakes, etc., filed for Bankruptcy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 07:48 AM (Q1wIW)

31 being able to hold 'No Kings' rallies with no interference or mass arrests only proves America doesn’t have a king

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 07:48 AM (ze4CN)

32 Will the Hwasong 20 strike Gaylord's Hawaiian mansion on its first test flight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 07:50 AM (JERN3)

33 20 Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room

1. The Church is Christ's. She will survive.

2. I don't consider Leo any more of a pope than Frankie Fabulous.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 07:42 AM (ufSfZ)

Not sure Leo created it...it was mentioned offhand by the father running the Vatican Apostolic Library.

For those unaware, this is the library that scholars of all religions travel to the Vatican to research ancient scrolls and texts. It has proven to be a very effective means of conversion for many of those top religious scholars over the years. The Vatican Library did not create the room, but allowed visiting Muslim scholars access to a room to pray and put their rugs.

That said, do I think it's a good idea? No, under the give an inch and give a mile paradigm (b/c with one request granted, you open the door to 100 more from all faiths). But I understand where a Father (not a Bishop, and not a Pope) probably did not see the harm b/c he's just a welcoming guy and wants everyone to be comfortable in their research. Whether the room stands now that it went public and now the Pope probably is aware of it, TBD...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 14, 2025 07:51 AM (tOcjL)

34 being able to hold 'No Kings' rallies with no interference or mass arrests only proves America doesn’t have a king
=====

For many years, 'No Kings' parades have been held on Cinco de Mayo and July 4. I think they are playing cultural appropriations games.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2025 07:51 AM (jj5Rq)

35 "Well the company who owns Fram, as well as other crappy auto parts brands you're familiar with: Autolite spark plugs, Trico wipers, Cardone remanufactured parts, Raybestos brakes, Centric brakes, etc., filed for Bankruptcy.

Posted by: Soothsayer "


I wonder if it has anything to do with all the stuff they have made in China.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 07:52 AM (uH1zk)

36 19 Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room

1. The Church is Christ's. She will survive.

2. I don't consider Leo any more of a pope than Frankie Fabulous.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 07:42 AM (ufSfZ)

Bringing Shitcago to the Vatican, one dumb idea at a time...

Posted by: XTC at October 14, 2025 07:54 AM (6Uni8)

37
left wing arab muslim commie cocksucker disrupts Our Favorite President's address to the knesset:

I wonder, Mr. President, was that security threat dealt with efficiently?

https://is.gd/Lwy2OG

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 07:55 AM (Q1wIW)

38 O.o;;;

Female film reactor watching Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan for the first time and seeing Ricardo Montalban as Khan.

"His nipples are straining to get out. I can't look away."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 07:56 AM (JERN3)

39 Rep. "Lo-Pcia" Pressley on Columbus Day: ‘We Are All on Stolen Land,’ Republicans ‘Whitewash’ History

Feel free to leave if you imagine yourself as the one driving the getaway car.

Its amazing what a demonic and depraved heart imagines when in the face of human flourishing.

First of all, this is the LORD's Creation, we are temporary occupiers. He placed Adam and Eve in the Garden and told them to "take dominion over the Earth". The descendants of these two begat what ended up an extended family of billions and billions of people having a common ancestor in Noah.

To "steal" something implies that takes something that is legally understood to belonging to another without the owner's permission.

They fail to identify that God created the Earth and all its inhabitants and God determines the nations and their boundaries.

The US, once untamed land, is now the powerhouse that feeds and advances the world in human flourishing. That is why they hate it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 07:56 AM (a4flb)

40 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 07:56 AM (x923d)

41 “ Now, Lord our God, deliver us from his hand, so that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that you, Lord, are the only God.”

Isaiah 37:20

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2025 07:58 AM (YUn9e)

42
I wonder if it has anything to do with all the stuff they have made in China.
Posted by: fd


Um, I think it's just a case a case of the scumbags at First Brands, LLC sucking the brands dry and not paying ANY debt/bills.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 07:58 AM (Q1wIW)

43 How does Musk propose to leave Earth orbit with a Starship and fly to Mars
so many technical hurdles remain

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Listen to your inner groove at October 14, 2025 07:58 AM (AOsQT)

44 It takes a certain level of dishonesty to claim the US is attacking Venezuela while doing everything to obfuscate the fact that Venezuela has been attacking the US and killing or citizens by the tens of thousands for years with drugs.

Stopping state sponsored terrorists from attacking the US is not the same thing as the US defending itself from attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 07:58 AM (viF8m)

45 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2025 07:59 AM (53oGX)

46 Elizabeth Warren is a contemptible c******g, I'd say the people of Massachusetts should be embarrassed she is their Senator, but they know of no embarrassment, they sent Ted Kennedy to Washington for decades.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2025 07:59 AM (JwXoI)

47 So First Brands LLC is like every other equity firm.

Swoop in like a vampire, suck the victim dry, and flap away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:00 AM (JERN3)

48 Morning again everyone. Thx JJ
Riley is the congressman in the district just north of me . It is a rural area ranging northern Ulster out through the Mohawk Valley. There are enough college kids and transplanted NYC people ( less than around me) to make it a swing district. Riley beat Molinaro after his one term. When you see stuff like this , it shows that AOC has a chance against Schumer in a primary, because the crazy left is moving throughout NYS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 08:00 AM (mO7bs)

49
SNL dragged out the ugly & unfunny tina fey & amy pohler to open the failed show with a terrible skit of them pretending to be Noem & Bondi.

It was so bad for SNL it ended up being GREAT for MAGA. So good, in fact, the DHS appropriated the skit and made it a great advertisement for hiring new agents!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 08:01 AM (Q1wIW)

50 Muslim scholars visiting the Vatican Apostolic Library are being accommodated with prayer spaces, its Vice Prefect has confirmed.

Worshippers of Venus visiting the Vatican Apostolic Library are being accommodated with temple prostitution spaces, tits Prefect of Vice has confirmed.

Someone should look into why the libraries of Alexandria kept being burned to the ground.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:02 AM (a4flb)

51 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:02 AM (+A5KH)

52 Has Pope Bob scheduled Bad Bunny for the noon mass yet?

If Pope Bob wants to get nuts, come on, let’s get nuts!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 14, 2025 08:02 AM (Hsed0)

53 Publix chooses Second Amendment freedom, trusts customers to act responsibly

Publix fried chicken is da bomb

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

54 The eruptions of pure joy when families greeted their freed relatives were something to behold.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2025 08:03 AM (h/ffs)

55 Elizabeth Warren is a contemptible c******g, I'd say the people of Massachusetts should be embarrassed she is their Senator, but they know of no embarrassment, they sent Ted Kennedy to Washington for decades.

Their culture is bound to a history of Sado-Masochism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:04 AM (a4flb)

56
Imagine that. So there goes another once-great American household brand. Down the shitter because greed, china, and greed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 08:04 AM (Q1wIW)

57 Trump seems fairly unflappable at times, God bless and protect him After the guy tried to charge him and he was removed, Trump said while at the podium, "Well, that was handled quite efficiently" and the Knesset laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 08:04 AM (lQ+/f)

58 Elizabeth Warren tried to make the peace deal about herself.

JD Vance replied: "The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you."

FATALITY.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2025 08:04 AM (wItF4)

59 I sense a lot of concern lest Putin's feathers be ruffled.

Posted by: PG at October 14, 2025 08:05 AM (BswES)

60 > Trump seems fairly unflappable at times, God bless and protect him
----

I hope he takes some time off now
he pushes himself so much

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Listen to your inner groove at October 14, 2025 08:06 AM (AOsQT)

61 It takes a certain level of dishonesty to claim the US is attacking Venezuela while doing everything to obfuscate the fact that Venezuela has been attacking the US and killing or citizens by the tens of thousands for years with drugs.

Didn't the Venezuela government work hand-in-glove with the Otto Penn Junta to invade the US with tens of thousands of military aged fighters and criminals?

I guess it isn't "invasion" when the invaded country spends billions of dollars to underwrite and facilitate the actual invasion.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:07 AM (a4flb)

62 Posted by: Don Black. Message: Listen to your inner groove at October 14, 2025 08:06 AM

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 08:07 AM (lQ+/f)

63 Why should President Trump have been awarded an Order of Denial? He did a great job on the peace talks!

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 14, 2025 08:09 AM (oftw2)

64 Newsom signs Reparation Bill
Slavery was never allowed in California

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 08:11 AM (xatjc)

65 Every time people think that Russia is going to nuke this or nuke that because of some perceived escalation by the Ukrainians and its western backers - it turns out to be a big nothing.

They're all talk.

Plus Ukraine is getting close to being able to produce their own domestic long range missiles which aren't cruise missiles but they have the same effect - being able to strike deep into supposedly "safe" parts of Russia.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 14, 2025 08:11 AM (WYStd)

66 Trump Shutdown Layoffs Target Left-Wing HUD Office That Tried To Abolish The Suburbs

Salt, Fire, some assembly required.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (RjOoY)

67 Publix fried chicken is da bomb
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

One of the worst things about moving from the south to the stupid northeast was the loss of my beloved pubsub.

The chicken tender sub specifically was my guilty pleasure "cheat day" lunch.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (WYStd)

68 >>Didn't the Venezuela government work hand-in-glove with the Otto Penn Junta to invade the US with tens of thousands of military aged fighters and criminals?

It's been proven that TdA does in fact work with the Maduro government. A number of TdA terrorists were sent to Peru to murder a dissident Venezuelan politician who was hiding from Maduro. There's no way they are operating a massive drug manufacturing and smuggling organization in Venezuela without the consent of Maduro.

I don't want to see a full military invasion of Venezuela but I have no more problem blowing terrorists and their drugs to the bottom of the ocean anymore than I would care about intercepting an ICBM before it hit our shores.

Don't want none, don't start none is a fine policy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (viF8m)

69 This is also Art:

Todd Blanche
@DAGToddBlanche
16h

Hey @FBIDirectorKash - the failing New York Times says we don’t like each other. Guess we’ll have to stop hanging out after work? Those dummies. Virtually every part of their “reporting” is exaggerated or fabricated, per usual. If it wasn’t for Wordle, nobody would subscribe.


The NYT put out a "rebuttal" that 7 experts said Kash and Blanche hate each other and they stand by their reporting.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (wItF4)

70 No one was concerned when Batman ruffled my feathers. Weh... weh... wehhhh...

Posted by: Burgess Meredith as The Penguin at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (XGfOL)

71 El Presidente Nicolás Maduro announces the closure of its embassy in Norway in retaliation for the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina Machado, deepening its international isolation!

How do you say in Scandi:
Oh no they closed the Taco Delite!

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:14 AM (gbOdA)

72 Every time people think that Russia is going to nuke this or nuke that because of some perceived escalation by the Ukrainians and its western backers - it turns out to be a big nothing.

Typical political fear mongering to terrorize the population into agreeing to give more money to the MIC and the suckerfish NGOs.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:15 AM (a4flb)

73 One of the worst things about moving from the south to the stupid northeast was the loss of my beloved pubsub.

The chicken tender sub specifically was my guilty pleasure "cheat day" lunch.
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 14, 2025 08:13 AM (WYStd)

I had a midget friend that could eat his weight in Pub tenders.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:15 AM (gbOdA)

74

Tummyrub Tuesday, so get to it!

And then you can pet the cat...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at October 14, 2025 08:17 AM (AJkEP)

75 Islam was founded in the 7th century. Its tenets and claims, including the alleged revelation by the Angel Gabriel are not based on any verifiable historical facts. They are also not documented with any credibility or archeological evidence as is both the Bible and Torah. Its history is one of forced conversions and conquest. Its fundamental teachings are corrupt, and have been used to justify some of the most heinous acts in history. That said, letting them catch up on 7+ centuries of texts that in the end undermine their fundamental teaching and beliefs isn’t a bad idea. I think letting them pray in the Vatican is a bridge too far. It’s akin to worshipping Baal at our altar to our Lord. That’s quite the apostasy IMHO. But it wasn’t the product of this Pope.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2025 08:18 AM (YUn9e)

76 Venezuela's been aligned with some bad people; Iran and China mostly. Iran helped Maduro sidestep sanctions on oil exports to keep him in power. China has been eyeing Venezuela for military bases for their own needs.

The Iran arrangement looks pretty inconsequential now.

The China thing... less so. A couple ChiCom military bases in close proximity to the US is a really bad idea.

I think the drug cartel issue from Venezuela is nowhere near as bad as it is from Mexico. I think the drug boat interdiction effort is a veil for regime change. There are enough assets in the Caribbean to pull that off if the administration wants to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)

77 North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un held a massive military parade on Friday and Saturday in Pyongyang that included the public debut of North Korea’s most advanced intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), the Hwasong-20.

These are Chinese. Why cant real jounOlist admit that.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:18 AM (gbOdA)

78 Plus Ukraine is getting close to being able to produce their own domestic long range missiles

Russia needs to step up their espionage and targeting game if Ukraine can manage to design, develop and produce at scale long range missiles.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:19 AM (a4flb)

79 Bill and Hillary Clinton Postpone Depositions in House Oversight Committee's Jeffrey Epstein Probe

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 08:19 AM (ze4CN)

80 Today is National Dessert Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

81 How many Christian prayer rooms are there in Mecca?
Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room


--

This is a ghastly road Catholicism seems to be on. I don't want to offend anyone here by saying that, so please don't take it that way. But I just don't understand how the Vatican doesn't see what they're doing. This isn't taking care of the poor, huddled masses of migrants in need of sympathy and support. This is a blood-thirsty totalitarian religion whose only goal is to subsume and enslave the rest of the world. Pope Leo has cut open the Church's veins and while the blood drips, he's opened the doors to hungry apex predators. Hyperbolic, yes. But I simply don't understand the fascination much of the world's leaders have with coddling Islam. The danger of what they're doing is paramount.

/turning off non-scholar opinion

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 14, 2025 08:19 AM (qBdHI)

82 It's stuck in my head and now you can suffer too.

See the pyramids along the Nile
Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
Just remember, darlin', all the while
You belong to me

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:19 AM (viF8m)

83 One of the worst things about moving from the south to the stupid northeast was the loss of my beloved pubsub.

-----

Moving to the northeast from the south sounds terribly sad to me. I'm sure you had some good reason for it, but damn... that really sucks, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 08:20 AM (BI5O2)

84 78 Plus Ukraine is getting close to being able to produce their own domestic long range missiles

Russia needs to step up their espionage and targeting game if Ukraine can manage to design, develop and produce at scale long range missiles.

.. it’s a big country 250,000 sq mi

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 08:21 AM (ze4CN)

85 How does Musk propose to leave Earth orbit with a Starship and fly to Mars
so many technical hurdles remain
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Listen to your inner groove at October 14, 2025 07:58 AM (AOsQT)


I believe that the plan is as follows:

1. Send Starship to orbit.
2. Send additional Starships to orbit as tankers to refuel the Starship in step 1.
3. Once Starship in step 1 is refueled, leave for Mars.

I believe that they have notional plans for obtaining methane on Mars to facilitate a return. Many technical hurdles remain but many have been solved. It is a process and we are in the middle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

86 Today Charlie Kirk would have turned 32.
Happy Birthday Charlie, RIP.
We miss you!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

87 Whatever Trump is thinking of doing in Ukraine he better hurry up. It looks like the Russians are going to close the trap around Pokhrovsk after fighting there for months. Other cities like Konstantinovka and Kupyiansk aren't looking much better. Ukraine is running out of men. Escalate or settle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 08:22 AM (mO7bs)

88 I think letting them pray in the Vatican is a bridge too far.

The Holy Roman Catholic Empire was built on syncretism of many conflicting regional religions and customs.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:22 AM (a4flb)

89 El Presidente"

Isn't that the double stuffed burrito w/extra beans 'n' cheese at El Chapparo?

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 08:22 AM (tubbA)

90 On this day in 1917, the silent epic Cleopatra premiered, starring the great Theda Bara. A huge success, it was one of Hollywood's first blockbusters, costing anywhere from $300K to $500K and returning even more in box office takings. It was one of the most photographed of all Bara's movies, and its image of her looking out through kohl-rimmed eyes is one of the iconic images of the silent era.

https://tinyurl.com/544x48zz

The original negative was destroyed in a studio vault fire in 1936 and Bara's own copy, improperly stored in her house, "crumbled to dust" when she tried to screen it for her young friend Joan Craig. Only isolated clips have managed to survive, with a total running time of less than 1 minute.

If this interests you, why not head over to Amazon and take a peek at my novel The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of: A Theda Bara Mystery. You might like it!

https://tinyurl.com/3wp2n4e4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 08:22 AM (ufSfZ)

91 The Romney parking garage corpse story link seems broken.

Posted by: Magical Underwear at October 14, 2025 08:23 AM (oftw2)

92 El Presidente Maduro does look like a double stuffed chalupa

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:23 AM (JERN3)

93 - Matthew 23:9

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 14, 2025 08:24 AM (cMU4o)

94 >Just remember, darlin', all the while
You belong to me

Posted by: JackStraw
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Rose McGowan sang that in Planet Terror
lovely voice

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Listen to your inner groove at October 14, 2025 08:24 AM (AOsQT)

95 Mornin’. All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

96 Newsom signs Reparation Bill
Slavery was never allowed in California
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2025 08:11 AM (xatjc)


So, will all the blacks move to Cali now? Can we require that they stay? It'll be paradise on Earth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

97 The Trevor Project also hosts TrevorSpace, a chatroom advertised for 13-to-24-year-olds.

Just come out and say you all are tryin to fuck the children

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

98 .. it’s a big country 250,000 sq mi

building and testing long range missiles isn't something done in a barn surrounded by haystacks in the middle of no where.

Supply chains and talent are Things.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:25 AM (a4flb)

99 But I just don't understand how the Vatican doesn't see what they're doing.

the Vatican is political

and it is infiltrated by evil

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:25 AM (emBoF)

100 good morning guys!

trying to get new phone set up

always not fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:26 AM (emBoF)

101 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2025 08:26 AM (kHop/)

102 89 El Presidente"

Isn't that the double stuffed burrito w/extra beans 'n' cheese at El Chapparo?
Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 08:22 AM (tubbA)

w/ 2 pepto tablets

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

103 >>>Typical political fear mongering to terrorize the population

A few of the scare pieces I've read go all pearl-clutching about the potential of nuclear-tipped Tomahawks being delivered to Ukraine for use against Russian targets, thereby causing a nuclear response by Putin.

Um, the nuke-capable Tomahawks were removed from the U.S. inventory during the Obama administration and, eventually, their warheads dismantled.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 14, 2025 08:27 AM (Y1sOo)

104 I can say one thing for certain... a handsome, charming, and dare-I-say brilliant moral paragon like Mitt Romney would never murder his SiL for threatening to tell the media about his predilection for barnyard animals.

The only question is: did Trump kill her? I think Trump probably killed her.

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 14, 2025 08:27 AM (BI5O2)

105

OMNEY SISTER LINK FIXED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2025 08:27 AM (x0n13)

106 73 One of the worst things about moving from the south to the stupid northeast was the loss of my beloved pubsub.

The chicken tender sub specifically was my guilty pleasure "cheat day" lunch.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Migrating in that direction sounds like a tragedy on a huge scale. So sorry for you!

Posted by: NYC Refugee, Now A Gentleman of the South at October 14, 2025 08:28 AM (oftw2)

107 handsome, charming, and dare-I-say brilliant moral paragon like Mitt Romney"

What a load of shiite...

/Mitten's rooftop dog

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 08:28 AM (tubbA)

108 I have Thoughts on the boys sports thing. it really was a mine field for my boys. they ended up getting out of team sports way early due to the intensity and I guess politics - it was super stressful at like, 8 years old. both into the kind of sports without the "team" aspect that aggressive parents and their kids make hellish (golf and track). and playing CYO whatever with their pals (thankfully CYO still has a bunch of casual teams for kids to play whatever sport they wish).

it's similar for young girls now but nowhere near as crazy. still, pretty crazy.

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:28 AM (emBoF)

109 I don't for a minute believe that the cease-fire is going to hold in the Middle East. I hope and trust that the Bad Orange Man has gamed out an iron fist to fit the current velvet glove.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2025 08:28 AM (LxER7)

110 Well it was Clinton that allowed the W-88 warhead design to leak to Beijing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:29 AM (JERN3)

111 > Russia needs to step up their espionage and targeting game if Ukraine can manage to design, develop and produce at scale long range missiles.
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That, and Ukraine has demonstrated that drones can be, and probably are, the "next big thing" in warfare. Ukraine was able to hit a significant number of Russia's long-range strategic bombers. These are aircraft Russian's can barely keep flying, let alone manufacture more of. And they've been used to strike at Russia's oil and gas infrastructure... some targets over 1000 miles away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)

112 OMNEY SISTER LINK FIXED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

THANK YOU!

Posted by: Blameless Parking Garage at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (oftw2)

113 I believe that they have notional plans for obtaining methane on Mars to facilitate a return.

It would take super humans to survive the six to nine month journey to Mars and then the wait until the next Earth/Mars alignment for the return (approx 2.5 to 3 years for round-trip).

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (a4flb)

114 I see the new narrative around the peace deal is that it was Biden's construct and Netanyahu and Trump conspired to stall it until Trump took office.

Their imagination only functions as a tool of hatred.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (h/ffs)

115 Every single mortgage document that Letitia James signed over the last 42 years had falsified information, this was not a 'one-off - according to forensic accountant Sam Antar.
Antar, a retired forensic accountant known for his meticulous unraveling of financial puzzles, claimed that this is no isolated slip-up but part of a larger history of alleged misconduct.
Antar, who stumbled upon these inconsistencies while reviewing public filings, stressed his non-partisan approach, "I'm not part of this tit-for-tat with Trump or anything like that."
This isn't a complicated case. It's as plain as day."
James purchased a Virginia property in 2008 but failed to report its mortgage in her 2021 and 2022 financial disclosures to New York State. Suddenly, in 2023, two mortgages appeared—totaling more than twice the property's value—raising immediate red flags.
The mortgage clause specified the home as a second primary residence, however James's tax returns showed she didn't spend any time in the home, and claimed rental income.
This allowed her lower residential interest rates and insurance costs, while she never informed the bank of its commercial use.
(Cont.)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (+A5KH)

116 Beyond the indicted Virginia home, Antar flagged two other properties—one on Sterling Drive in Virginia and another in Brooklyn—as potential sites of similar fraud.
The Brooklyn building, certified for five units, was allegedly financed and insured as a smaller four-unit residential property, dodging higher commercial rates.
In 2020, during the purchase, James reported income from the property in her disclosures. But from 2021 through 2024, that income vanished from records—potentially understating her finances to state overseers.


END HER!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (+A5KH)

117 - Romans 3:23

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Posted by: TeeJ at October 14, 2025 08:31 AM (cMU4o)

118 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I am deeply grateful and relieved that this day has come – for the last living 20 hostages who have been through unimaginable hell and are finally reunited with their families and loved ones, and for the civilians in Gaza who have experienced immeasurable loss and will finally get the chance to rebuild their lives.

The road to this deal was not easy. My Administration worked relentlessly to bring hostages home, get relief to Palestinian civilians, and end the war. I commend President Trump and his team for their work to get a renewed ceasefire deal over the finish line.

Now, with the backing of the United States and the world, the Middle East is on a path to peace that I hope endures and a future for Israelis and Palestinians alike with equal measures of peace, dignity, and safety.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

119 Shocking Truth About Trump Revealed In Basement of Carrie Romney. Tune in tomorrow night as we excavate.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (XGfOL)

120 Copenhagen airport was recently shut down due to drones overflying.

Many of Europe's major airport hubs like London and Berlin got hit by ransom wear that forced airlines to resort to even issuing hand written tickets because the RTX booking software got hijacked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (JERN3)

121 We need better parking garage control!

Posted by: Fallen World at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (oftw2)

122 Trump is a child of the Cold War. He's still got the Russians Reflex. Not good.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (nXnvj)

123 I love it. no mention of the President AT ALL

great job, Joetato's team of assmunchers

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (emBoF)

124 I see the new narrative around the peace deal is that it was Biden's construct and Netanyahu and Trump conspired to stall it until Trump took office.


What utterly evil beings, yet typical considering Blumenthal's stolen valor. Claim it was all their idea (without evidence) and then if it fails claim that it was perfect but Trump screwed it up (again, without evidence)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (a4flb)

125 Anthony Blinken needs to be the goat at an Afghani wedding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:34 AM (JERN3)

126 Now, with the backing of the United States and the world, the Middle East is on a path to peace that I hope endures and a future for Israelis and Palestinians alike with equal measures of peace, dignity, and safety.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

LOL? Equal measures of dignity?

Jeez man. Isn't a ceasefire good enough? How does Biden think Trump is going to lift the Arab race out of their barbaric, bestial immiseration, and bring them up to the level of the humans? He ain't a fuckin' magician, bruh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 08:36 AM (BI5O2)

127 > Copenhagen airport was recently shut down due to drones overflying.
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Poland, Lithuania, Estonia and Denmark all have reported drone incursions. Belgium sortied fighters a couple weeks ago because of this. For a couple days NATO E-3 airborne early warning radar equipped planes were up.

Consensus over there was/is Russia was "poking around" to stir up more shit. And probably showing displeasure with NATO's overt support for Ukraine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

128 Hamas agreed to have their tunnels blown up and be removed from power by outside forces last year? (Points 13 and 14 of the 20 point plan)

I'm sure that was in the news. Wasn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:38 AM (GBKbO)

129 That Biden tweet . . . a parody account?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2025 08:38 AM (8AONa)

130 Beyond the indicted Virginia home, Antar flagged two other properties—one on Sterling Drive in Virginia and another in Brooklyn—as potential sites of similar fraud.

And now we discover that the grandniece of James, Nakia Thompson, a fugitive of justice in North Carolina, is occupying the Virginia home rent free with her three children.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:38 AM (a4flb)

131 Why does Turnip even have an X account?

Does anyone believe he's composing dope tweets?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:39 AM (9FEtL)

132 Well the company who owns Fram, as well as other crappy auto parts brands you're familiar with: Autolite spark plugs, Trico wipers, Cardone remanufactured parts, Raybestos brakes, Centric brakes, etc., filed for Bankruptcy.

Posted by: Soothsayer



I believe they are also missing a couple of billion in inventory.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2025 08:39 AM (0U5gm)

133 Copenhagen is nowhere near possible conflict with Russia.

It was three drones which would turn on and off their lights.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:40 AM (JERN3)

134 Biden didn't write that, of course. The handlers may tell him at some point, FWIW.
But you all know that.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: embrace the funk at October 14, 2025 08:40 AM (AOsQT)

135 131 Why does Turnip even have an X account?

Does anyone believe he's composing dope tweets?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:39 AM (9FEtL)

=======

There's video from the campaign last year showing how he was doing it during the DNC.

He dictates his social media messages to an assistant who types them up. He approves them, and then she hits send.

Is that how he always does it? No idea, but the video showed a comfortable arrangement that probably extended far beyond the confines of that video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:41 AM (GBKbO)

136 Mitch the Turtles sister-in-law drowned in a small pond.
Romney's sister-in-law plummets to the concrete deck in a parking garage.

We need better sister-in-law control!

Posted by: Rino's Going Extinct at October 14, 2025 08:41 AM (oftw2)

137 That Biden tweet . . . a parody account?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2025 08:38 AM (8AONa)
*****
Nope.
It's his account with 38m followers.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

138 Does anyone believe he's composing dope tweets?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:39 AM (9FEtL

It'll be funny in a few months when he tweets:

"I'm sad to announce I have died. Big Windshield Oil finally got me, jack. True story. Beau, too. Avenge us!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

139 Morn' all... Is Joe Biden really taking credit for the peace deal or is that a fake account ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (VE6XX)

140 The original negative was destroyed in a studio vault fire in 1936
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Was that the same fire that took out London After Midnight?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

141 He dictates his social media messages to an assistant who types them up. He approves them, and then she hits send.

Is that how he always does it? No idea, but the video showed a comfortable arrangement that probably extended far beyond the confines of that video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:41 AM (GBKbO)
----

What level of Horde membership do you have to reach to get an arrangement like this?

Yes, I ask even though I know I couldn't afford it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (LxER7)

142 I'm interested in seeing what the plan is for rebuilding Gaza. I think that is one of the keys for keeping regional players like Qatar involved in keeping the peace to protect their investments.

Don't underestimate the power of money. Muslims might like jihad but the also like money quite a bit. Take a swing through the UAE or Qatar and you see wealth and opulence on a scale not duplicated many places. Gaza is pretty much a blank slate now with some pretty nice beachfront property.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (viF8m)

143 Talk about crazy, three Carabinieri police officers killed as they attempted to evict three elderly sibling who were squatting in a farmhouse near Verona.

The squatters had turned the farmhouse into a giant FAE with gas canisters. The explosion was heard 5Km away, destroying the house, and killing the officers.

One of the siblings is still on the lam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (JERN3)

144 Macron, Starmer, Blinken, Biden - they all look like Roosters trying to take credit for the sun rising.

We often make a mistake here in thinking that the media narratives pushed mean something- they actually don’t. Those who paid attention to the meetings around the Peace Deal saw that every important leader in the region (including Erdogan. And Al-Sisi) worked overtime to be with Trump and to ingratiate themselves with him - while Starmer and Macron were sent to the little kids table and not asked to be in any important meetings. And Blinken, Biden and co weren’t invited to even be there.

Trump is being treated like a man recognized by all important players as being in complete control of the situation now..

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (TBCjf)

145 This is a partizan (sic)
---
I think this is intentional.

May be a stretch but, I think he is trying to call Republicans "Nazis?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (hgDHZ)

146 110 Well it was Clinton that allowed SOLD the W-88 warhead design to leak to Beijing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:29 AM (JERN3)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

147 Brother sent me a meme:

"Well I guess Trump ending the war in Gaza shows it's easier to negotiate with Hamas than the Democrats"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (ynpvh)

148 New hoe_math video... be more Batman and less Democrat in order to attract women.

https://youtu.be/ae9hOrWFBO4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

149 I think we all know why none of the female hostages were returned alive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2025 08:44 AM (0U5gm)

150 I haven't seen it yet, but I suspect it'll be coming:

"Trump only tries for peace because it feeds his ego and he was trying to help his poll numbers which were tanking because of Epstein."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (GBKbO)

151 The Bidet Boob Gang are really trying to take credit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (JERN3)

152 Gaza is pretty much a blank slate now with some pretty nice beachfront property.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (viF8m)

I got some ocean front property in Gaza Strip
From the front porch you can see the sea

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

153 Well I guess Trump ending the war in Gaza shows it's easier to negotiate with Hamas than the Democrats"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (ynpvh

Hmmmm... good point. Maybe Trump should rig their cellphones to rip their dicks and faces off, and see if that helps.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (BI5O2)

154 One of the leftist in the industry I used to work in posted on Facebook about the No Kings rally. She's in her late sixties and this is her "resistance". She's an attorney who lives/with a Dr. I like her as a person, but when you watch the political beliefs you just shake your head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (mO7bs)

155 154 One of the leftist in the industry I used to work in posted on Facebook about the No Kings rally. She's in her late sixties and this is her "resistance". She's an attorney who lives/with a Dr. I like her as a person, but when you watch the political beliefs you just shake your head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (mO7bs)

If Trump was really King would he allow this "march" ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 08:46 AM (VE6XX)

156 I wonder if St. Pancakes is crushed by this peace news in Gaza?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:46 AM (JERN3)

157 154 One of the leftist in the industry I used to work in posted on Facebook about the No Kings rally. She's in her late sixties and this is her "resistance". She's an attorney who lives/with a Dr. I like her as a person, but when you watch the political beliefs you just shake your head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 08:45 AM (mO7bs)

=======

It is not a joke to say that the left has become the Westboro Baptist Church, willing to protest anything at any time in ways that only hurt their own purported causes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:47 AM (GBKbO)

158 From the front porch you can see the sea
Posted by: r hennigantx


"From the front porch to the sea..."

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

159 Westboro Baptist Church was/is a Democrat cult pretending to be a church.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:47 AM (JERN3)

160 And they've been used to strike at Russia's oil and gas infrastructure... some targets over 1000 miles away.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)


I believe that, like Israel's drone strikes in Iran, Ukraine had assets within Russia to launch those attacks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

161 Posted by: r hennigantx

You didn't used to have a space in your nic.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

162 Congratulations to the Starship engineers and all of SpaceX. Incredible launch and flight yesterday!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 08:49 AM (PkOXB)

163 Don't underestimate the power of money. Muslims might like jihad but the also like money quite a bit. Take a swing through the UAE or Qatar and you see wealth and opulence on a scale not duplicated many places. Gaza is pretty much a blank slate now with some pretty nice beachfront property.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (viF8m)

I have frequently made the point that people do not understand Qatar at all; the only god they have ever truly worshipped is Gold. They will act like jihadis if they’re paid to; they will switch sides overnight the minute they get a higher bid. Trump has now made that highest offer, and much of the deal (in that respect) is secret and will remain so.

But here’s a surprise - Al Jazeera, owned by Qatar, has suddenly fired their pro-Hamas staffers and has been ordered to focus only on humanitarian concerns in Gaza. Hamas has already complained bitterly about this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 08:49 AM (TBCjf)

164 The organizers of "No Kings" and probably every other leftist protest group obviously pay these people to participate. Most of them, if not all. And, they seem to think the motley crew of aging boomers (mostly white women) is just the ticket that will resonate with the rest of the country.

Imagine having enough money to piss away on events like this. Multiple times a month.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (Q4IgG)

165 I parked in a multi-story parking garage recently and lived to tell about it!

Posted by: Bragging On Myself at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (oftw2)

166 161 Posted by: r hennigantx

You didn't used to have a space in your nic.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

maybe he spaced out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

167 It would take super humans to survive the six to nine month journey to Mars and then the wait until the next Earth/Mars alignment for the return (approx 2.5 to 3 years for round-trip).
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (a4flb)


Presumably, they will have plans in place to deal with that prior to sending humans. I am too old and fat to be a candidate and doubt that I will see the first attempt but SpaceX has already accomplished many impossible things. I do not put manned Mars flights past them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

168 There's video from the campaign last year showing how he was doing it during the DNC.

He dictates his social media messages to an assistant who types them up. He approves them, and then she hits send.

Is that how he always does it? No idea, but the video showed a comfortable arrangement that probably extended far beyond the confines of that video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:41 AM (GBKbO)

Well, if the DNC put out a video that settles it. No more trustworthy source.

Joe Biden couldn't reliably exit a stage, was so deranged he had to be replaced on the ticket in an eleventh hour political coup, but he's tweetin' up a storm of deep thoughts.

Sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (9FEtL)

169 Biden spends his days shuffling around the house with a nurse at each elbow, steering. Dr Dr Jill is probably running the X account, attempting to create the impression that there is some sort of Biden legacy to burnish. He himself is completely hollow.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: embrace the funk at October 14, 2025 08:51 AM (AOsQT)

170 One of the leftist in the industry I used to work in posted on Facebook about the No Kings rally. She's in her late sixties and this is her "resistance". She's an attorney who lives/with a Dr. I like her as a person, but when you watch the political beliefs you just shake your head

===

I never understood that. How it's not an immediate turnoff from them.

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2025 08:51 AM (g47mK)

171 During the long voyage to Mars, the crew will capture their own farts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 08:51 AM (JERN3)

172 168 Well, if the DNC put out a video that settles it. No more trustworthy source.

Joe Biden couldn't reliably exit a stage, was so deranged he had to be replaced on the ticket in an eleventh hour political coup, but he's tweetin' up a storm of deep thoughts.

Sure.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (9FEtL)

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I should have used a proper noun in there somewhere.

I was talking about Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:51 AM (GBKbO)

173 Presumably, they will have plans in place to deal with that prior to sending humans. I am too old and fat to be a candidate and doubt that I will see the first attempt but SpaceX has already accomplished many impossible things. I do not put manned Mars flights past them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
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Call me!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!! at October 14, 2025 08:52 AM (LxER7)

174 I love it. no mention of the President AT ALL

great job, Joetato's team of assmunchers
Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (emBoF)


OTOH, does anyone pay any attention to what "Joe Biden" posts on X? Even Democrats?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

175 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

AWESOME! President Trump speaking about Karoline Leavitt on Air Force One: "Karoline will NEVER be replaced! Those lips move like a machine gun!

https://tinyurl.com/2v2kyu84

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

176 Good morning!

>>The Vermont senator, who has called for a ceasefire for the past two years, also used the moment to call for an end to the US-Israel alliance


It was Bernie bros who created the Justice Democrats, who brought us AOC, Omar, Tlaib, Khana, and now Mamdani. He is their mentor.

Bernie aligning with them should surprise no one.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 08:53 AM (GbwPZ)

177 Are proper nouns the ones that drink tea with the pinky finger extended?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

178 I love it. no mention of the President AT ALL

great job, Joetato's team of assmunchers
Posted by: Black Orchid at October 14, 2025 08:33 AM (emBoF)


Are we reading the same thing? I see where Stinkfinger 'commended' Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 08:54 AM (ufSfZ)

179 167 It would take super humans to survive the six to nine month journey to Mars and then the wait until the next Earth/Mars alignment for the return (approx 2.5 to 3 years for round-trip).
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (a4flb)

Presumably, they will have plans in place to deal with that prior to sending humans. I am too old and fat to be a candidate and doubt that I will see the first attempt but SpaceX has already accomplished many impossible things. I do not put manned Mars flights past them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

Even if I was young and healthy enough, I don't think I'd want to make such a trip. Cosmic rays do a real number on your eyes and probably your DNA...
https://youtu.be/Gn26xDLL5R4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

180
Well the company who owns Fram, as well as other crappy auto parts brands you're familiar with: Autolite spark plugs, Trico wipers, Cardone remanufactured parts, Raybestos brakes, Centric brakes, etc., filed for Bankruptcy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2025 07:48 AM


that company, First Brands, bought the company I was working for (a Tier 1 / 2 automotive parts supplier) in April.

I got RIF'd in June

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2025 08:54 AM (tljrc)

181 I should have used a proper noun in there somewhere.

I was talking about Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 08:51 AM (GBKbO)

Yeah, I have no problem believing he's directly involved. His social media "sounds" like him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 08:54 AM (9FEtL)

182 I believe that, like Israel's drone strikes in Iran, Ukraine had assets within Russia to launch those attacks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

There was an amazing story about a semi-trailer driven half way across Russia and parked overnight in a small parking area in rural Russia. (Driver and cab left)
Next morning, an automated system opened up the entire roof and 32 attack drones launched, aimed at critical targets. Last, as in mission impossible, the trailer and automated systems destroyed themselves so that nothing remained but a charred hulk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (TBCjf)

183 Too much money. Too much time. No hobbies or a faith based value system. So instead you dye your hair some unnatural color, wear some outlandish clothes, make a sign and go to the march slash rally du jour in your Subaru Outback that boasts a COEXIST bumper sticker and look for some excitement and a meager form of validation. Then post about it on your social "media."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (Ve6QD)

184 I parked in a multi-story parking garage recently and lived to tell about it!
Posted by: Bragging On Myself at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (oftw2)

He is . . . the most interesting man in the world.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

185 The original negative was destroyed in a studio vault fire in 1936
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Was that the same fire that took out London After Midnight?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:43 AM (77rzZ)


No, that was an MGM vault fire in 1965.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (ufSfZ)

186 Gaza is pretty much a blank slate now with some pretty nice beachfront property.
=====

Will the beachfront change with the sea level when the tunnels through the area are destroyed? Maybe the whole area will be underwater.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (jj5Rq)

187 In 1914, Europe stumbled into a war no one wanted and few understood;a war that destroyed empires and redefined civilization.

Not true. While they didn't know what they were getting into, most of the participants were quite eager to go to war.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 08:56 AM (pohLc)

188 It would take super humans to survive the six to nine month journey to Mars and then the wait until the next Earth/Mars alignment for the return (approx 2.5 to 3 years for round-trip).
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 14, 2025 08:30 AM (a4flb)

Presumably, they will have plans in place to deal with that prior to sending humans. I am too old and fat to be a candidate and doubt that I will see the first attempt but SpaceX has already accomplished many impossible things. I do not put manned Mars flights past them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


*fistbump

Impossible things? Catching incoming rockets for starters. Never thought I'd see the day.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:56 AM (+A5KH)

189 Today Charlie Kirk would have turned 32.
Happy Birthday Charlie, RIP.
We miss you!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

Goodbye Charlie six white horses come to take you home
Goodbye Charlie they took you away before you sang your song hmm…

Posted by: Zombie Tommy Cash at October 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Hsed0)

190 171 During the long voyage to Mars, the crew will capture their own farts.
Posted by: Anna Puma

But will they SHARE them with less privileged astronauts?

Posted by: Auspex at October 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Y8DZL)

191 Musk outlined his ideas on getting to Mars. I think at one time he was thinking of using a Starship that was loaded with extra fuel to act as a "gas station" in Earth orbit. The spaceship destined for Mars would "refill" then head off.

IIRC this was for a trip "to" Mars. Not a trip "to land on Mars." So, I guess it'd be a trip to orbit Mars, then come right back.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Q4IgG)

192 Biden Library will be built at the rest area in Smyrna, DE. You'll be able to empty your bladder and expand your mind at the same time.

Posted by: Legacy of Greatness at October 14, 2025 08:57 AM (oftw2)

193 Are proper nouns the ones that drink tea with the pinky finger extended?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

Yes. And their spats are immaculate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 08:57 AM (wVcYX)

194 Gaza is pretty much a blank slate now with some pretty nice beachfront property.


Trump Tower ME.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:57 AM (+A5KH)

195 >>Is that how he always does it? No idea, but the video showed a comfortable arrangement that probably extended far beyond the confines of that video.

Seen the video, and IIRC, she has worked for him for years, even while battling cancer.

It makes sense he does it that way -- his tweets sound like him speaking, right? He's not sitting down and crafting the perfect sentence, he's saying what's on his mind.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 08:57 AM (GbwPZ)

196 I'm interested in seeing what the plan is for rebuilding Gaza.

Denmark is sending a fleet of freighters filled with Legos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

197 164 The organizers of "No Kings" and probably every other leftist protest group obviously pay these people to participate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 08:50 AM (Q4IgG)

On another front, Dr. Eric Berg is alleging that Big Pharma is paying considerable amounts for posts against RFK Jr and MAHA.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (h/ffs)

198 During the long voyage to Mars, the crew will capture their own farts.
Posted by: Anna Puma

But will they SHARE them with less privileged astronauts?
Posted by: Auspex


I WILL! I'll gladly share with everyone onboard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (+A5KH)

199 Machine Gun Lips Leavitt >> Hot Lips Houlihan.

Posted by: Frank Burns at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Ve6QD)

200 You didn't used to have a space in your nic.
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

I paid extra

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

201 I see that "Legal Insurrection" has an article about odious Newsom advocating for reparations for Blacks for slavery. Newsom will do anything in his search for votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (L2PcB)

202 Take all that rubble and fill those tunnels. It's not like the subsoil isn't rock anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (QGLzn)

203 I wonder if Trump's Tweetress has a 3rd-party keyboard app that doesn't include lowercase letters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (BI5O2)

204 For years now, Biden has probably spent most of his time in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (i0F8b)

205 In space no one can hear you fart.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (viF8m)

206 "... the Middle East is on a path to peace ..."

History, ancient to recent, would like a word with you

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (x923d)

207 The Immaculate Spats used to tour with The Luvin Spoonful back in the day.

Posted by: Music Nerd at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (Ve6QD)

208 I had a midget friend that could eat his weight in Pub tenders.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 08:15 AM (gbOdA)

He ate 300 pounds of tenders?

Posted by: Just Curious at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (5xuJ/)

209 187 In 1914, Europe stumbled into a war no one wanted and few understood;a war that destroyed empires and redefined civilization.

Not true. While they didn't know what they were getting into, most of the participants were quite eager to go to war.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Similar to the titanic struggle betwixt Fredonia vs. Sylvania. A strong national leader is essential in such dire times.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (oftw2)

210 Joe Bidet in a live action Netflix remake of Roujin-Z?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (JERN3)

211 In 1914, Europe stumbled into a war no one wanted and few understood;a war that destroyed empires and redefined civilization.

Not true. While they didn't know what they were getting into, most of the participants were quite eager to go to war.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Yep. The French definitely wanted a rematch with the Krauts. And the Krauts wanted to fight the Russians. Italy and Austria-Hungary hated each other. Etc.

Probably the only reluctant ones were the Brits. But even they were probably relieved that the war took everybody's mind off Ireland for a time.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

212 "I commend President Trump and his team for their work to get a renewed ceasefire deal over the finish line."

FU Joe you worthless POS.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (uH1zk)

213 Here it is - Trump dictating a tweet: https://tinyurl.com/5249mf88

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (GbwPZ)

214 196 I'm interested in seeing what the plan is for rebuilding Gaza.

Denmark is sending a fleet of freighters filled with Legos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

Legos are dual purpose, and can be used as weapons against foot soldiers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2025 09:01 AM (ynpvh)

215 205 In space no one can hear you fart.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 08:59 AM (viF8m)

Well, count US out!

Posted by: Terrance and Phillip at October 14, 2025 09:01 AM (LxER7)

216 What a day!!!

It's a yuge victory for Western values. YUGE!!!

I even saw that scrunt Amanpour "apologized" for comparing the treatment of the now-released hostages with those of every people living in Gaza.


Posted by: LASu at October 14, 2025 09:01 AM (lCppi)

217 proper nouns the ones that drink tea with the pinky finger extended?"

Si.

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:01 AM (tubbA)

218 - Daniel 9

Daniel had been reading Jeremiah and knew that the 70 year desolations of Jerusalem was almost complete. He prays a beautiful prayer and God sends Gabriel with an answer.

Daniel 9:24-26 gives the timeline unto Messiah the Prince and His being cut off, but not for Himself and the destruction of 70AD.

Daniel 9:27 is yet to happen.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 14, 2025 09:01 AM (cMU4o)

219 Not true. While they didn't know what they were getting into, most of the participants were quite eager to go to war.

The Austrian General Staff certainly wanted to kick Serbian ass and the Germans weren't far behind, even if Kaiser Wilhelm lost his nerve and tried to stop the German and Russian mobilizations.

From what I have read, too, a lot of ordinary people wanted war as a civilizational shake-up, a sudden waking from the torpor and hidebound societies they found themselves in.

Of course, all this enthusiasm was predicated on the thought that all would be over by Christmas 1914.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 09:02 AM (ufSfZ)

220 Did they allow the employees to flip lit cigarettes at each othe in the vaults full of nitrocellulose film? or what?
and I suppose a fire supression system of some kind was out of the question ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (kHop/)

221 "Karoline will NEVER be replaced! Those lips move like a machine gun!
Posted by: redridinghood

Pfft. Piker.
-- Kamala Harris and Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

222 Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (viF8m)

223 Today's New York Post cover-

https://tinyurl.com/5b5drdyp

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

224 According to the report, Or was held in the central Gaza Strip for most of the war under severe conditions, including prolonged starvation. An initial medical examination found that he had lost between 30 percent and 40% of his body weight.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

225 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

Hah! Excellent!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (n9ltV)

226 There was an amazing story about a semi-trailer driven half way across Russia and parked overnight in a small parking area in rural Russia. (Driver and cab left)
Next morning, an automated system opened up the entire roof and 32 attack drones launched, aimed at critical targets. Last, as in mission impossible, the trailer and automated systems destroyed themselves so that nothing remained but a charred hulk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 08:55 AM (TBCjf)


I have no doubt that the entire thing was designed, manufactured, assembled, and operated entirely by Ukrainians with no western intelligence service help at all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

227 Sure Biden wanted a ceasefire while president... He also wanted Israel to cease to exist...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (VE6XX)

228 Madagascar has fallen to a Gen Z revolution?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (JERN3)

229 most of the participants were quite eager to go to war."

This. Urripeans are a tribal mess. WW1 might have ended as a stalemate with redrawn borders had Wilson STFU...

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (tubbA)

230 Harry's Razors' support of The Trevor Project was why I stopped buying their products. And I'm not surprised that CA is forcing support of this "support" line.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (RjOoY)

231 For those who ride, the Indian Motorcycle Company was just sold to a PE firm. Layoffs ahead!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (2J4yK)

232 Sure Biden wanted a ceasefire while president... He also wanted Israel to cease to exist...

Joey Bidet's puppet masters, "If Israel ceases to exist, there will be a ceasefire!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (JERN3)

233 I'm interested in seeing what the plan is for rebuilding Gaza.

Denmark is sending a fleet of freighters filled with Legos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

Legoland II? Maybe an extra large American Girls store and playground.

Posted by: LASu at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (lCppi)

234 Vatican Creates Muslim Prayer Room

-
Seems ridiculous now but only yesterday I was optimistic about Pope Bob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (L/fGl)

235 On another front, Dr. Eric Berg is alleging that Big Pharma is paying considerable amounts for posts against RFK Jr and MAHA.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (h/ffs)


INCONCEIVABLE! -- Vizzini

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

236 -
Seems ridiculous now but only yesterday I was optimistic about Pope Bob.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (L/fGl)

He lost me when he blessed an ice cube in the name of climate change...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:06 AM (VE6XX)

237 How many Lego bricks would it take to build a 1/1 scale replica of the Crusader fortress Krak de Chevalier?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:06 AM (JERN3)

238 Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane"

Well, I've never been to Spain...

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:07 AM (tubbA)

239 222 Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
Posted by: JackStraw

I like you Jack Straw, but please don't do that. The surplus of Reginald Dwight "music" on the ONT had my stomach doing flips, and I generally have a cast iron tummy.

Posted by: No Honky Cat Here at October 14, 2025 09:07 AM (oftw2)

240 Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (77rzZ

I hope you're not suggesting that Karoline Leavitt is doing blow jobs on Trump? I don't think that's what he was suggesting-only that she is a very articulate woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2025 09:08 AM (L2PcB)

241 Morning all. We did dodge a possible bullet yesterday, when former Louisiana Gov Bel Edwards, passed on the Senate race.

Red State sure, but this grifter pretends to be pro life, and won twice there

Posted by: Jonah at October 14, 2025 09:08 AM (YCxFk)

242 228 Madagascar has fallen to a Gen Z revolution?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (JERN3)

King Julien is dancing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 09:08 AM (TBCjf)

243 The Vatican Library has the world's largest collection of Korans.

Why, I don't know. Maybe it was a "know your enemy" strategy back in the day.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

244 Oregon officials expect to spend $1.5 billion in combined state and federal taxpayer dollars on a program that offers health benefits to illegal aliens from 2025 to 2027. They expect to spend $717 million on Oregon State Police over the same period, the documents indicate.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

245 I believe the only thing *biden ever really wanted, was ice cream.

Everything else is bullshit dreamed up by his staff.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)

246 > Rep. "Lo-Pcia" Pressley on Columbus Day: ‘We Are All on Stolen Land,’

So how much rent is she paying to the tribe on whose "stolen land" she is "occupying"?

Oh, none?

Piss off, you stupid bint.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (qpyNK)

247 @205 that was the Mad magazine cover of the Alien movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (mO7bs)

248 I hope you're not suggesting that Karoline Leavitt is doing blow jobs on Trump? I don't think that's what he was suggesting-only that she is a very articulate woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Relax, Fen, in was a joke.

She is a very attractive woman, however.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

249 >>I like you Jack Straw, but please don't do that. The surplus of Reginald Dwight "music" on the ONT had my stomach doing flips, and I generally have a cast iron tummy.

That's one of the few Bernie Taupin songs I like. It wasn't until a few years ago I found out it was about a badly injured Vietnam Vet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:10 AM (viF8m)

250 I believe the only thing *biden ever really wanted, was ice cream.

And tween girls to fondle/sniff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

251 Of course, all this enthusiasm was predicated on the thought that all would be over by Christmas 1914.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 09:02 AM (ufSfZ)

Once the troops were mobilized by Russia and others after July 1914, war was inevitable.

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2025 09:10 AM (Oy/m2)

252 The lemurs are making their move for political power in Madagascar. The government will release the fossa militia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (mO7bs)

253 > WW1 might have ended as a stalemate with redrawn borders had Wilson STFU...
Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (tubbA)

That totalitarian racist thug actually campaigned for reelection with the slogan "He kept us out of war".

That, as today's youth would say, did not age well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (qpyNK)

254 Maybe build a very large Catholic church in Gaza- Our Lady of Fatima seems fitting, or maybe The Church of Eternal Faith.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (lCppi)

255 >>I see that "Legal Insurrection" has an article about odious Newsom advocating for reparations for Blacks for slavery. Newsom will do anything in his search for votes.


Seem to recall that CA allocated millions to fund a reparation committee to determine if they were warranted. It was a joke. No committee that gets a huge budget to determine if they should create a larger commission with a ridiculously larger budget, to be granted at their disposal, would say "Nah, not needed, shut it down."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (GbwPZ)

256 I was very disappointed by the reconstituted Indian Motorcycle
company, Did we really need another Harley clone?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (pohLc)

257 Oregon officials expect to spend $1.5 billion in combined state and federal taxpayer dollars on a program that offers health benefits to illegal aliens from 2025 to 2027. They expect to spend $717 million on Oregon State Police over the same period, the documents indicate.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

Federal tax dollars but the commies in Congress continue to deny that they want to fund illegal alien healthcare.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (EYmYM)

258 the Indian Motorcycle Company was just sold to a PE firm. "

So Polaris couldn't make enough money from motoercycles.
What were they supposed to do? They got a few bucks and got rid of a money sink.

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (tubbA)

259 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

“The tables will turn someday.”

This will be an official policy position of the 2028 Democrats without a doubt. Communist thugs.

https://tinyurl.com/4kcd659r

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

260 250 I believe the only thing *biden ever really wanted, was ice cream.

And tween girls to fondle/sniff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

And chasing his dog after stepping out of the shower naked to pull its tail. No idea why his dogs were so bitey.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 09:12 AM (9FEtL)

261 At this rate by the time there is another Democrat president the Illinois fat boy will be pushing up daisies.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (viF8m)

262 One of the great canards of history was created from whole cloth by soldiers who survived the Great War: "the old men of our empires led we young men to the slaughter, to burnish their faded glory."

Complete nonsense.

When you read what young people were *actually* saying and doing in 1914, they were in a fucking febrile war-frenzy. This is like saying "that darn Sydney Sweeney cynically manipulated me into motorboating dem big ol' tittays! Oh, that wicked woman! I was like putty in her hands!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

263 259 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

“The tables will turn someday.”

This will be an official policy position of the 2028 Democrats without a doubt. Communist thugs.

https://tinyurl.com/4kcd659r
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

======

"You hear that, men? Democrats want to persecute you for doing your legal jobs. Act accordingly."
-message to the ICE troops

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (GBKbO)

264 JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president

Gosh, I wonder which federal employees we could start prosecuting today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

265 Crazy game last night as the Brewers lost game one to the Biggest Spender Team In Baseball, that included a form of double play I bet you haven't seen before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (jKNps)

266 > JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

Trump should declare him to be a domestic enemy of the Constitution of the United States.

You won't be prosecuting anybody if you're in Gitmo, fat boy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (qpyNK)

267 R/askaliberal "Do you think Trump really cares about peace?"

Trump doesn't care about peace, only power. He wants the Nobel Peace Prize SOOO bad because Obama got one and it's just killing him that he doesn't have one, and I fucking revel in it.

We're talking about a guy who's been giving serious thought to invading Venezuela. Trump isn't a big peace guy.

Trump is a transactional person. He only cares about peace if he thinks he can get something in return. He just wants peace in the middle east so he can put in a golf course.

He called a press conference to point fingers at more than half the country before anyone knew the first detail about Kirk’s assassin. He knows he draws his power from division and, therefore, will never make any effort to heal or unify. You tell me how peaceful that is.

hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

except Israel has already violated the "peace deal" more than a dozen times with no word from Trump. And ask any Armenian,  he hasn't done shyt for us either

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (YBi9x)

268 BE funny if Trump designates Pritzker a "National Adipose Reserve."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (JERN3)

269 Illinois fat boy will be pushing up daisies."

That's a lot of daisies...

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (tubbA)

270 267 hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

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This one is satire. Gotta be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO)

271 Of course, all this enthusiasm was predicated on the thought that all would be over by Christmas 1914.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Russian has a word for thinking that wars will be over soon: "shapkazakidatel'stvo." "Shapka" means "hat" and "kidat'" means "to throw." So, it refers to men throwing their hats in the air as they see the troops off to war, thinking that "we're gonna kick their asses in no time," and prematurely celebrating an easy and decisive victory.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

272 JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president
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Gosh, I wonder which federal employees we could start prosecuting today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
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What a piece of crap human.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (jKNps)

273 Re: Karoline Leavitt, It never ceases to amaze me how Trump can come up with so many beautiful, articulate, competent and capable women.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:15 AM (pohLc)

274 >>hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

What are the odds that the whole family is trans?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:15 AM (viF8m)

275 I'm interested in seeing what the plan is for rebuilding Gaza.

Denmark is sending a fleet of freighters filled with Legos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

Legoland II? Maybe an extra large American Girls store and playground.
Posted by: LASu at October 14, 2025 09:05 AM (lCppi)

Many american girls do come in extra large sizes now. Boys, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

276 > Maybe build a very large Catholic church in Gaza

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (lCppi)

No need to spend money. Take a leaf from the Muslim playbook and occupy all the mosques, then turn half of 'em into churches, half into synagogues.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:15 AM (qpyNK)

277 Trans? Probably. Nuts? Definitely.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:16 AM (JERN3)

278 234 236 One of Leo 14's guiding lights is Cardinal Bernardin. Bernardin was an infamous, predatory sodomite who cruised seminaries. And who coined "the seamless garment" lie to derail efforts to outlaw infanticide.

Let the buyer beware.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 09:16 AM (x923d)

279 Judges are lifetime, and we need more to be confirmed. 9 in his second term, and some really good ones. 160 admin appointees voted in last month, but now turn to the judiciary

Posted by: Jonah at October 14, 2025 09:16 AM (YCxFk)

280 JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

"I say we take off, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 09:16 AM (RjOoY)

281 And tween girls to fondle/sniff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

You can't blame Joe for his peccadilloes. He got addicted to Clairol Herbal Essence Shampoo while showering with Ashley in the early 80s. And his budding boob fondling/cupping is mostly sneaky and discreet.

Posted by: Loofah Joe at October 14, 2025 09:16 AM (oftw2)

282 Trump is a transactional person. He only cares about peace if he thinks he can get something in return. He just wants peace in the middle east so he can put in a golf course
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (jKNps)

283 Best thing that came out of WW1 was the end of royalty for all practical purposes. The worst thing was communism writ large.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (EYmYM)

284 Re: Karoline Leavitt, It never ceases to amaze me how Trump can come up with so many beautiful, articulate, competent and capable women.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:15 AM (pohLc)

I see them all the time at Kroger and Walmart! Dime a dozen, even!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

285 A golf course in Gaza?

Talk about a giant sand trap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (JERN3)

286 From one president to another.

Actor Martin Sheen on Donald Trump: “You are the biggest nothing in the world. Stop listening to all these people around you, these sycophants, who are encouraging you to be your non-human self. Get in touch with that humanity. Stop fussing with your hair. Speak from your heart and start being human. That’s what you were made for, not golf”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (L/fGl)

287 The Vatican Library has the world's largest collection of Korans.
Why, I don't know. Maybe it was a "know your enemy" strategy back in the day.
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See, also: Thomas Jefferson's Koran (the absurd assertion that Muslims have always been a part of the US) to the shores of Tripoli.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (jj5Rq)

288 I see them all the time at Kroger and Walmart! Dime a dozen, even!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

Walmart ? You mean the Little Debbies Brigade ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (VE6XX)

289 WW1 might have ended as a stalemate with redrawn borders had Wilson STFU...
Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:04 AM (tubbA)

That totalitarian racist thug actually campaigned for reelection with the slogan "He kept us out of war".

That, as today's youth would say, did not age well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:11 AM (qpyNK)


And that lying crip FDR sonorously blathered that he wasn't going to send 'your boys' to die in an overseas war. Plus ca change. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (ufSfZ)

290 Martin Sheen is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (JERN3)

291 282 Trump is a transactional person. He only cares about peace if he thinks he can get something in return. He just wants peace in the middle east so he can put in a golf course
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (jKNps)

Isn't that why anyone wants peace? The opportunity to build and prosper? Anyone other than palestinians, I mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (9FEtL)

292 206 "... the Middle East is on a path to peace ..."

History, ancient to recent, would like a word with you
Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 09:00 AM (x923d)

There’s a chance for at least a break in it now, because after 70 years of mayhem, most of the players are burned out. Syria and Iraq are no longer effective countries anymore, Hezbollah is shattered, Gaza is wrecked. Iran is the last big potential enemy, and even a lot of their teeth just got pulled.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (TBCjf)

293 >>hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

What are the odds that the whole family is trans?
Posted by: JackStraw
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The good news is that at least they won't be reproducing.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (Lo97M)

294 Actor Martin Sheen on Donald Trump: “You are the biggest nothing in the world."

Ok, someone was having fun there. He can't be that stupid...

oh, wait.

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (tubbA)

295 You can thank the effin Krauts for the Soviet Union. They are directly responsible. Sons of bitches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (pohLc)

296 Befunny if Israel made some femme massagers for Mrs Xclinton?

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 14, 2025 09:19 AM (EyfuW)

297 > 283 Best thing that came out of WW1 was the end of royalty for all practical purposes. The worst thing was communism writ large.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (EYmYM)


Eurotrash just aren't happy unless they have a boot to lick. Get rid of they royalty, and they invent communism. Get rid of communism, and they invent the EU.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:20 AM (qpyNK)

298 292 True re a break. And it's fantastic that the hostages are home now.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (x923d)

299 Best thing that came out of WW1 was the end of royalty for all practical purposes. The worst thing was communism writ large.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:17 AM (EYmYM)


Was Europe improved by the end of royalty? Was WW2 worth it? You mentioned communism but is the current wave of 'migrants' worth it?

Of course, we cannot know what Europe would be like today had WW1 never occurred and the end of royal power been brought about but I question whether things are better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

300 He just wants peace in the middle east so he can put in a golf course

Golf course AND a resort, you ninnies. And it will give the subhumans in Gaza honest work.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (RjOoY)

301 So why did Trump help stop the war between the DRC and Rwanda? Another golf course in Congo?

It's almost amusing watching these zipperheads twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain why Trump ending wars is really a bad thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (viF8m)

302 And that lying crip FDR sonorously blathered that he wasn't going to send 'your boys' to die in an overseas war. Plus ca change. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Well, once Japan attacked our territory, it really wasn't overseas anymore.

And that dumbass Hitler declared war on us.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

303 Illinois Activist Judge Orders ICE to Tear Down Security Fence Protecting Federal Facility

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

304 hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (YBi9x)

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This one is satire. Gotta be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO)
******
If it isn't, we're in a lot more trouble than I thought.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

305 Woodrow Wilson screwed up the peace so badly it practically beggars belief. That stupid old man was uniquely positioned to secure an equitable, lasting peace between those European barbarians, and did literally everything in his power to create the most toxic stew he could. A malevolent dolt abroad, and at home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (BI5O2)

306 Jeffries: There Is Definitively No Reason to Ever Trust Republicans

He's not wrong, you know.

Preach it!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (0sNs1)

307 > Golf course AND a resort, you ninnies. And it will give the subhumans in Gaza honest work.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (RjOoY)

A beauty pageant or two, maybe.

One involving actual human women, not goats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (qpyNK)

308 ICE to wanking judge. "Federal property, EABOD."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (JERN3)

309 303 Illinois Activist Judge Orders ICE to Tear Down Security Fence Protecting Federal Facility
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

That's just stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (VE6XX)

310 SNL a long time ago. Martin Sheen was on there and they had a Martin Sheen skit where he would spit on the cast member's hair and they called it "Martin Sheen".

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (vFG9F)

311 Gaza A Lago

It has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (viF8m)

312 >>JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

“The tables will turn someday.”

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED.

BY TRUMP.

ALINSKY #4 GOOD AND HARD

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (GbwPZ)

313 When you read what young people were *actually* saying and doing in 1914, they were in a fucking febrile war-frenzy. This is like saying "that darn Sydney Sweeney cynically manipulated me into motorboating dem big ol' tittays! Oh, that wicked woman! I was like putty in her hands!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (BI5O2)


I would recommend Dance of the Furies for an excellent look at supposed European war fever in 1914 and how quickly it vanished after the first good dose of reality hit.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6mtbcp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 14, 2025 09:23 AM (ufSfZ)

314 I think he also wants a good Korean BBQ place for Gaza. He loves Korean BBQ

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:24 AM (oXzg3)

315 "Martin Sheen is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Still in Saigon.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2025 09:24 AM (vFG9F)

316 A malevolent dolt abroad, and at home.

Wilson believed that he was a gifted intellectual and his ideas would lead the world into paradise. Reality kept correcting him and he refused to change.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2025 09:24 AM (RjOoY)

317 You mean the Little Debbies Brigade ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:18 AM (VE6XX)

Heh. Yes, and Jif Moms, Betty Crocker Smokeshows, Mrs. Pauls MILFs, etc . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (wVcYX)

318 Martin Sheen is crazier than any crazy character he ever played. But liberalism really is a mental disease. As it can only exist in a deluded mind.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (pohLc)

319 Gaz-A-Lago is indeed a great new name

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (oXzg3)

320 > trying to explain why Trump ending wars is really a bad thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (viF8m)

It's fun to watch them go into total brainlock and/or screeching meltdown when you point out that Trump's first term was the first presidency in 40 years that didn't get us involved in any new foreign wars.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (qpyNK)

321 >>Still in Saigon.

Still an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (viF8m)

322 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2025 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

Would the colonies have been better off if they had not split from the King or if they created their own royalty?

Would the world be a better place if the Soviet Union never existed?

I know my answers.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (EYmYM)

323 This is about the 756th time I’m hearing that Trump is pushing us towards direct war with Russia. Yawn.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 14, 2025 09:25 AM (MHP2v)

324 >>Actor Martin Sheen on Donald Trump: “You are the biggest nothing in the world."



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LEFT'S FAVORITE FAKE PRESIDENT IS ANGRY THAT A REAL PRESIDENT IS FAR EXCEEDING HIS CHARACTER'S IDEAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 14, 2025 09:26 AM (GbwPZ)

325 Illinois Activist Judge Orders ICE to Tear Down Security Fence Protecting Federal Facility
Posted by: SMOD



LOL. F Off judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2025 09:26 AM (+A5KH)

326 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

The Mamdani effect spreads. Oct. 2025 - Philadelphia City Councilmember Nicolas O'Rourke proposes an "Affordable Philly Now" package of legislation with similarities to policies championed by New York democratic socialist politician Zohran Mamdani. No, not surprised at all.

O'Rourke, a minister and community organizer, serves as the Pennsylvania State Director for the Working Families Party.
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NBC News, Oct 6 - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks with the GOP on Obamacare, calling to avoid premium hikes
Greene said she's "not a fan" of Obamacare but complained that her "own adult children’s insurance premiums for 2026 are going to DOUBLE" if Congress ignores the issue. (Cont'd)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 14, 2025 09:26 AM (NFX2v)

327 They're on her medical insurance until 26 (and some cases older) = $0 to them under mom's health insurance coverage.

Her dependents are eligible for COBRA when they turn 26, provided they were on her plan before that age and the employer's plan is subject to COBRA rules (e.g., the employer has 20 or more employees). COBRA Coverage can last from 18 to 36 months.

A Congress person's 'child' can also get Medicaid after turning 26, but it depends on the individual's income and the state's specific Medicaid eligibility rules.

An adult in Georgia can potentially qualify for Medicaid after turning 26, but eligibility depends on their income and other factors. They may be eligible for Georgia Pathways to Coverage, which offers Medicaid to low-income Georgians aged 19-64 with incomes up to 100% of the federal poverty level, or become real adults and get coverage through the health insurance market place or even through a job.

Unless there are extenuating circumstances of disability and/or severe illness, people need to grow the hell up. Their lives are no more difficult than those that have come before them.

And Congress needs to stop its BS & be under term limits.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 14, 2025 09:26 AM (NFX2v)

328 > Yes, and Jif Moms

Choosy boners choose Annette Funicello.

Oh, wait: it was Skippy she flacked for, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (qpyNK)

329 313 The Christmas truce of 1914 is a snapshot of what the men on the ground thought.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (x923d)

330 Woman, 76, killed by solar panel that blew off Brooklyn roof during NYC nor’easter

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

331 Wilson was an evil , racist arrogant bastard. He was the first vegetable president who refused to resign and let his wife run the nation. He helped set the stage for WWII

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (mO7bs)

332 >JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

“The tables will turn someday.”

Sounds like an expo facto threat to me . Jail that fucker . At the least sue him .

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (EYmYM)

333 332 >JB Pritzker is now threatening to prosecute ICE agents under the next Democrat president and says he’s trying to find ways to do it now in Illinois.

“The tables will turn someday.”

Sounds like an expo facto threat to me . Jail that fucker . At the least sue him .
Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (EYmYM)

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I see it as incentive to do as much institutional damage to the Democrat Party from the law enforcement parts of the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:28 AM (GBKbO)

334 And now a word from Jazzy.

Jasmine Crockett@JasmineForUS
Raising hell at home & then pretending to be the President of Peace is diabolical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:29 AM (L/fGl)

335
I see it as incentive to do as much institutional damage to the Democrat Party from the law enforcement parts of the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:28 AM (GBKbO)

Not so fast

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 14, 2025 09:29 AM (VE6XX)

336

Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN) rightly says Democrats cheated in the 2020 election with fraudulent voters:

“An amazing number of voters mysteriously showed up in the 2020 election and Joe Biden had the next four years.”

Illegals voted. Now they’re being deported.

https://tinyurl.com/4dy2brfz

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:29 AM (NpAcC)

337 Jasmine Crockett@JasmineForUS
Raising hell at home & then pretending to be the President of Peace is diabolical.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:29 AM (L/fGl)

F' off Jasmine

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:29 AM (VE6XX)

338 323 This is about the 756th time I’m hearing that Trump is pushing us towards direct war with Russia. Yawn.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

I was well-schooled in duck-and-cover in NYC schools in the sixties, so I'm not worried about Russian nukes. And there's a Fallout Shelter in the basement.

Posted by: Crackers, Dated 1956 at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (oftw2)

339 I blame Clemenceau for the bad peace more than Wilson. Wilson was a dunderhead, but he got outmanuevred by Clemenceau, who wanted revenge.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

340 Wilson was an evil , racist arrogant bastard. He was the first vegetable president who refused to resign and let his wife run the nation. He helped set the stage for WWII
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (mO7bs)

I agree with most of that but he didn’t set the stage for WW2 even if it was only because Congress saved him from that charge.

That was solely the fault of Europe again. We didn’t ratify the treaty that set the path to WW2.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (EYmYM)

341 Politics aside, I can't stand when celebrities dare to talk down to anyone about anything. It's like being condescended to by a dog.

Who the hell are you to call someone "nothing," Martin? You're an *actor,* ferpetessakes. Get back in your kennel and count yourself lucky Trump doesn't hit you with a rolled up newspaper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (BI5O2)

342 224 According to the report, Or was held in the central Gaza Strip for most of the war under severe conditions, including prolonged starvation. An initial medical examination found that he had lost between 30 percent and 40% of his body weight.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

Or worked for NVIDIA. Jensen mentioned him and his plight at every quarterly earnings meeting during his captivity. The Israel-based HR head tweeted humorously that he'd better have a good excuse for not showing up to work for over two years, before letting him know that there was some good news regarding the company stock performance over the last two years. His tweet about this is both funny and moving at the same time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (0R/kZ)

343 thank the effin Krauts for the Soviet Union. "

Hey, we helped!

/brits, who also sold jet engine to Stalin...

Posted by: man at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (tubbA)

344
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Posted by: r hennigantx at October 14, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

345 I blame Clemenceau for the bad peace more than Wilson. Wilson was a dunderhead, but he got outmanuevred by Clemenceau, who wanted revenge.

It was a team effort.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2025 09:31 AM (JERN3)

346 >>> trying to explain why Trump ending wars is really a bad thing.


From a crazy Lefty yesterday: "WHY HASN'T TRUMP STOPPED THE WAR IN UKRAINE!?!"

She seriously though yesterday was the day to insist Trump is a failure for not fixing that war on day 1 as promised. Cognitive dissonance FTW!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 09:31 AM (GbwPZ)

347 > Yes, and Jif Moms

Choosy boners choose Annette Funicello.

Oh, wait: it was Skippy she flacked for, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 14, 2025 09:27 AM (qpyNK)

"Nobody's cans are bigger than Annette's!" - Danny Zuko, hanging out in the bleachers

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2025 09:31 AM (wVcYX)

348 Woman, 76, killed by solar panel that blew off Brooklyn roof during NYC nor’easter
Posted by: SMOD

But Gaia was saved!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 14, 2025 09:31 AM (L/fGl)

349 Greene said she's "not a fan" of Obamacare but complained that her "own adult children’s insurance premiums for 2026 are going to DOUBLE" if Congress ignores the issue. (Cont'd)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 14, 2025 09:26 AM (NFX2v
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The premiums are already that high you twat, its just that the taxpayers pay a big part of your premiums today.

Want them lower? Change the law to allow a stripped down policy for your young and healthy children.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2025 09:31 AM (aCAFt)

350 ‘See you in court’: Gov. Newsom bans Glock gun sales in California with new law

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2025 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

351 Very weird ART is up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2025 09:32 AM (VE6XX)

352 hes trying to take me and my daughters rights to hormones/puberty blockers away he can go fuck himself first off. trans women are the new holocaust!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2025 09:13 AM (YBi9x)

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This one is satire. Gotta be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 14, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO)
******
If it isn't, we're in a lot more trouble than I thought.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2025 09:22 AM (NpAcC)
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Probably real. Trans is the new boogeyman for the left now that Roe is dead (and abortion is legal and anyone can get it) and the issue doesn’t resonate as much anymore. Remember the near-suicidal shrieks of AWFLs when it came to fear of losing ‘their’ access to abortion? Now it’s fear of losing ‘their’ access to trans butchery. Doesn’t matter if they themselves will ever use it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 14, 2025 09:32 AM (MHP2v)

353 Ignorant , intellectually dumb narcissistic people are the worst humans in the world. Lefty white women lead that group.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 14, 2025 09:33 AM (EYmYM)

354 World War 2 was inevitable. And was only a continuation of World War 1. You cannot keep a boot on the neck of the Krauts if there is no foot in the boot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2025 09:33 AM (pohLc)

355 >>Illegals voted. Now they’re being deported.

https://tinyurl.com/4dy2brfz


And THAT is most likely why Pritzker is so upset about ICE. The chances this happened in every blue state/sanctuary city are quite good.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2025 09:34 AM (GbwPZ)

356 Did they allow the employees to flip lit cigarettes at each othe in the vaults full of nitrocellulose film? or what?
and I suppose a fire supression system of some kind was out of the question ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2025 09:03 AM (kHop/)

The old nitrate film stock, if not stored under optimum conditions, will self combust. Very dangerous. In the late 60's I worked part time as a projectionist in a few very old movie theaters. The projection booth actually was fireproof and had metal shutters that would drop down, covering the port holes in the event the nitrate film would conbust. The chains that held them in the open position were spliced with a small lead link that would melt in the event of a fire, allowing the metal to drop down, covering the port holes. The projectors also had firetraps separating the supply and take-up reel magazines. If the film caught fire in the film gate, the flames wouldn't spread to the reels themselves. Dangerous profession back in the nitrate film days. Many theater fires back then.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2025 09:37 AM (5xuJ/)

357 How does Musk propose to leave Earth orbit with a Starship and fly to Mars?

Well, it won't involve NASA's crowning achievement of the 21st century, SLS, that's for sure!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 14, 2025 10:12 AM (PQOq3)

358 Rep. Ayanna Pressley, also a Democratic Socialist, is a very bitter person. Geez, look at where she's been and what she's accomplished but still she seems to thrive on drama, orneriness & hurting herself, too. (Is there a Liz Warren, AOC model that's followed?)

Her mom passed. Her father, author Martin Terrell.
>Boston com, June 2020, 'Ayanna Pressley had a Father’s Day message for children with incarcerated parents'

"Know that growth, redemption and forgiveness are possible."

>ABC News 10, Former Ex-Felon Martin Terrell Releases Inspirational Memoir: "You Are Only Innocent Once And Once Is Not Enough" News provided by EIN PRNewswire, Jan 03, 2024

Breaking Chains, Building Futures - A Triumph Over Injustice and the Power of Education and Support in Reclaiming Lives

Terrell's previous book, "Without A Compass," published by Chapel Hill Press in 2018, received the Gold Winner accolade at the Non-Fiction Book Awards.
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"Know that growth, redemption and forgiveness are possible." Just words from Ayanna Pressley - and her comrades, too - nothing more.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 14, 2025 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

359 Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 10:58 AM (jc0TO)

360 dammit

Posted by: toby928 at October 14, 2025 11:00 AM (jc0TO)

361 Hmmm.
Deport all of the illegal aliens.
End the H1-B Visa program.
No Chinese students.
Sue states with 2nd-amendment-violating laws for civil rights violations.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 14, 2025 11:06 AM (vd6bO)

362 JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS: A Tomahawk Cruise missle looks the same in flight whether it has a nuclear warhead of a conventional warhead.

Posted by: OldSarg at October 14, 2025 11:59 AM (H/oSt)

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