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"Big Tish" James indicted for serial mortgage fraud.

New York state Attorney General Letitia James was indicted Thursday by a federal grand jury in Virginia on charges of bank fraud and making false claims to a financial institution, according to the Department of Justice.

The indictment was handed up in the Eastern District of Virginia, where former FBI Director James Comey was indicted Sept. 25 on charges of lying to Congress and obstruction of justice

"No one is above the law. The charges as alleged in this case represent intentional, criminal acts and tremendous breaches of the public's trust," US Attorney Lindsey Halligan said in a statement. "The facts and the law in this case are clear, and we will continue following them to ensure that justice is served."

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If convicted on both counts, James faces up to 60 years in prison and a fine of up to $2 million.


She bought the three-bedroom, one-bathroom home in August 2020 for roughly $137,000, most of which was financed with a $109,600 loan that prohibited it from being used as a rental investment property, prosecutors alleged.

That allowed her "to obtain favorable loan terms not available for investment properties," they noted in the five-page filing, that saved her "approximately $18,933 over the life of the loan."

When a Post reporter visited the Norfolk home in April, neighbors said they had never seen James at the property.

Meanwhile, James' tax forms designated it as a rental that recorded thousands of dollars in additional income.

Norfolk property records reviewed earlier this year by The Post show James later granted power of attorney to her niece Shamice Thompson-Hairston on Aug. 17, 2023, authorizing the purchase of the Virginia property -- for which they secured a $219,780 mortgage.

Thursday's indictment puts the timeline of the alleged bank fraud scheme from August 2020 to January 2024 "for the purpose of influencing the action of OVM Financial, a Fannie Mae-backed lender, upon an application for a loan."

The New York AG "represented and affirmed in uniform residential loan applications and related documents that the Peronne Property would be used as a secondary residence, when in truth and fact, as JAMES then knew, the property was intended and used as an investment property with no intended or actual personal occupancy or use by her," the indictment alleged.

From the Department of Islamic Cultural Enrichment:


Two men on trial in UK over alleged plot against Jewish community

This is the terrorist propaganda network Reuters, so you should know that when they say "two men," they mean two Muslims, and when they say "alleged plot against the Jewish community," they are in fact talking about a scheme to use assault rifles to stage a Paris 2015 style attack, killing "hundreds" of Jews.


Also, the Cultural Enrichment Agents have nothing to do with the Cultural Enrichment Agent who just rammed his car into a synagogue. Or, at least, they have never met.

They just all enjoy invading Western countries and murdering Christians and Jews. For some reason. Some kind of a coincidence, I gather.

Two men plotted an Islamic State-inspired attack on the Jewish community in northwest England with the aim of "killing hundreds of innocent people", British prosecutors said on Wednesday at the start of their trial.

Walid Saadaoui, 38, and Amar Hussein, 52, are charged with preparing terrorist acts, while Walid Saadaoui's brother Bilel Saadaoui, 36, is charged with failing to disclose information about acts of terrorism.

All three have pleaded not guilty and are on trial at Preston Crown Court. Judge Mark Wall told jurors that the case had nothing to do with last week's deadly attack on a synagogue in Manchester and the timing of the trial was coincidental.

Yup, just a pure coincidence.

Except this is not a coincidence. This is Enemy Action. We blew right through "the third time" sometime in the early 70s.


Prosecutors say Walid Saadaoui and Hussein had "embraced the views of the so-called Islamic State ... (and) were prepared to risk their own lives" in order to become martyrs.

They make 'em sound like propeh 'eroes, don't they?


Walid Saadaoui had arranged for two assault rifles, an automatic pistol and ammunition to be smuggled into Britain, with a further three weapons and more ammunition to be delivered, when he was arrested in May 2024, prosecutor Harpreet Sandhu said.

Sandhu said the assault rifles were similar to those used in a 2015 attack in Paris which killed 130 people, and were "capable of causing untold harm".

"Untold harm was precisely what Walid Saadaoui had planned to cause, together with the defendant Amar Hussein," Sandhu said, before he was interrupted by Hussein shouting from the dock: "How many babies?"

Sandhu said that Walid Saadaoui and Hussein's plan was to "identify a mass gathering of Jewish people whom they could attack", with a third man they thought was called "Farouk".

"In addition, they intended to kill any law enforcement or police officers who got in their way," Sandhu said.


The vicious communists of the Canadian government are going to murder 30 of the most beautiful animals in the world -- beluga whales -- because of their ideology. They can't afford to keep the belugas. China has offered to take them for use in a Sea-World type exhibit, and Canadians are so drunk on Marxist ideology they've decided that murdering these lovely creatures is preferable to having them swim around to applause from humans.

A shuttered Canadian amusement park said that without an infusion of cash it will have to euthanize 30 beluga whales after a government official blocked it from sending the marine mammals to a Chinese theme park.

Marineland, the aquatic theme park located in Niagara Falls, Ontario, laid out the dire situation in a letter Friday to Canadian Fisheries Minister Joanne Thompson, The New York Times reported.

Thompson announced days earlier that she denied Marineland's request to export the belugas to Chimelong Ocean Kingdom theme park in China because it "would have meant a continued life in captivity and a return to public entertainment."

She further said that she was following requirements of the Fisheries Act meant to prevent the exploitation of marine mammals.

"Like many of you, I am angered that these whales have lived a life of captivity and as a result their health has deteriorated," Thompson said. "As Canadians, we know that whales belong in the ocean, not in tanks for our amusement."

You despicable cunt. So you're going to fucking murder highly intelligent creatures?


Thompson told CBC News that she had visited the closed Marineland facility and concluded the whales belong in the ocean after she "looked the belugas in the eyes."

At least she has The Science (TM) on her side, huh?

Belugas, in the wild, enjoy playing with humans.

Belugas, again in the wild, seek out humans to play with them and get pets. And if you drop your phone while you're filming them, they'll swim to the bottom of the sea to recover it and give it back to you.

THESE ANIMALS DO NOT DISLIKE HUMANS.

And for that sin: They must be massacred.


Marineland's business model struggled after a federal law passed in 2019 that banned keeping whales, dolphins and porpoises for breeding or amusement, according to the CBC.

The theme park said there is no suitable ocean "sanctuary" or facility for the whales. Meanwhile, Marineland said its financial situation continues to crumble, leaving it unable to meet the whales' costly care.

Of course they didn't bother to write in a grandfather clause so that belugas or dolphins already in captivity could be kept alive until their natural deaths, because these vicious psychopaths are nothing but ideology, rage, coercion, and murder.

Sure we'll kill the animals we claim to want to protect, but the important thing -- the only important thing -- is that weaklings and sub-morons get to dominate and bully other people so that they can feel powerful.


So much Cultural Enrichment happening in NYC's subways/Murder Dungeons that I can't even keep up.


A deranged crook with a mile-long rap sheet allegedly confessed to savagely beating a stranger to death outside a Brooklyn subway station -- coldly telling cops he didn't like the way the victim "looked at him," sources revealed Wednesday.

David Mazariegos, 25, was charged with murder in the senseless Tuesday afternoon assault near the Jay Street-MetroTech Station, law enforcement sources said.

The creep flashed a sinister, partially toothless grin Wednesday as he was carted out of a Manhattan courthouse, where he was first arraigned on charges from a past case and his dramatic arrest with a samurai sword in Times Square hours after the brutal slaying.

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"Why'd you take my planet?" Mazariegos raved outside the courtroom when asked why he killed the man.

Sources said the sicko allegedly copped to attacking 64-year-old Nicola Tanzi in downtown Brooklyn because the hapless man held a subway gate door open for him -- an act of kindness that the hotheaded hoodlum told cops he disliked.

A shockingly brutal attack followed, with the assailant repeatedly pummeling the victim's face and stomping on his head up to 15 times, sources said.

The assault lasted 10 minutes before the sadistic attacker took Tanzi's wallet and ID -- which delayed his identification by police -- and left him battered and unconscious near Lawrence and Willoughby streets, according to sources.

The brutalized man died roughly an hour later in New York-Presbyterian Hospital Brooklyn Methodist.

Tanzi, who had lived in Brooklyn for over 20 years, worked in security and planned to retire next year, his pals the The Post.

"We lost a good friend. He was a really good guy," said Carmina Racaro, owner of a flower shop near Tanzi's Bensonhurst apartment. "He would come here for espresso, ask 'How are you?' He was happy."

Racaro said Tanzi originally hailed from Bari, Italy, and was a regular church usher during the Italian-language church services at the Catholic St. Dominic parish. He also belonged to an Italian club in Carroll Gardens, friends stated.

Tanzi's alleged attacker, of the Bronx, has at least 33 past arrests, including both sealed and unsealed cases, and is listed on the city's transit recidivist database, sources said.

Exorcise the Demons.

From Stace McCain: The Boxwine-and-Benzos Brigade is mentally ill and wants to purge the world of, well, you.


Typical Democratic Voter Inadvertently Explains the Great Mystery of Our Time

Did you ever wonder how the Democratic Party got so crazy? For example, how is it that the governor of Illinois is inciting violent mobs against federal immigration authorities and meanwhile, in Virginia, every Democrat is rallying to the defense of Attorney General candidate Jay Jones, who openly fantasized about murdering political opponents?

To summarize briefly: Bad causes attract bad people.

To understand the symbiotic relationship between toxic political movements and their toxic supporters, my advice is to first read Eric Hoffer's 1951 classic, The True Believer, especially Part 2: "The Potential Converts." Next, you should read Friedrich Hayek's The Road to Serfdom, focusing on Chapter 10, "Why the Worst Get on Top." Among the personal experiences that led me to comprehend this phenomenon was being swarmed by a mob of "Occupy" protesters in 2011. If you ever had the misfortune to be in close proximity to a zombie horde like that, you would never doubt that the fundamental problem of the Democratic Party is that its grassroots "base" is composed of dangerous lunatics.

If you ever needed a reason to vote Republican, this is it: Democrats are the party of people who celebrate terrorist massacres of innocent Jews.

All of which is preamble to introducing you to the person calling herself "Cloud," who describes herself as "Pisces / 26 / ATL / Immortal Angel Femboy / Cosplayer" on an Instagram account with approximately 8,000 followers. If ever anyone needed a Kiwi Farms LOLCow file . . .

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This summer, "Cloud" went viral with a video denouncing Taylor Swift's engagement to "MAGA-adjacent" Travis Kelce:


"I can already feel myself regretting making this video. If ten people are sitting at a table, and one of them is a Nazi, and the other nine people are not telling the Nazi to fuck off, then you're at a table with ten Nazis. When Taylor Swift first started dating Travis Kelce and Travis Kelce was so open about his 'respect' for Donald Trump, I already knew we were reaching the beginning of the end, right? When she was posting photos with, like, other NFL wives and girlfriends or whatever, and they were all open MAGAs, and Taylor was happily posing with them on Instagram, I knew we were at the beginning of the end. I just didn't know how long it would take for the general populace to catch on that it was the beginning of the end. You cannot be friends with people who have different opinions on you when those opinions are life and death for other people -- when the Supreme Court ruling today has decided that certain people's lives are genuinely worth more on paper than others. This is a black-and-white issue. I'm sorry, but there is no nuance when it comes to Trump. You're either chill with the guy who has death camps in El Salvador or you're not. And the only reason I'm making this video is because I've been very open about how much I love Taylor Swift during the last few years. So I do feel obligated to come on here and say she is MAGA -- or at least, MAGA-adjacent. And I'm sorry, as a trans person, if you're Nazi-adjacent, that's still a Nazi to me. Do with that info whatever you will."

Oh this pyrsyn is trans? I would never have guessed.

...


Violence is the logical conclusion of a syllogism built on such premises, and good luck trying to convince Democratic voters that their belief system is based on dubious premises and fallacies. Having convinced themselves that they are "on the right side of history," they consider it a hate crime to disagree with them. This fanaticism attracts bad people to the Democratic Party banner, and the bad people expect their party to represent their beliefs, which is why the Democrats are so crazy.

You know how sometimes Republicans, particularly of the Boomer/Bush variety, say that "We think lefties are wrong, whereas lefties think we are evil" with a smug grin like they're some kind of moral paragons?

Do you still subscribe to that? Not me. I think they're evil and I wish nothing but ill on them and I want nothing to do with them. No, I won't disown family members or friends they way they do. I'll make exceptions. Some friends may cheat on their wives or do drugs or behave in ways I don't like, and I'll make allowances, because they're friends or family members.

But strangers? No, I want nothing to do with them. I do not want to share a country with them.

They are evil, and it is repugnant and counter-productive to pretend otherwise. They are mentally-ill, stupid, destructive vermin who are destroying the last little bit of our civilization that still functions.

Absolute Low-IQ Babbling Imbecile:

He's not just a Nepo Baby -- he's a Nepo Baby who owes his career to being the nephew of a virulent antisemite and anti-white racist.

Do you remember Leonard Jeffries? That's Hakeem's beloved uncle, who he has previously praised.

Washington Post, 1991, when they still reported on the extremism on the left.


IN NEW YORK, A BIGOTED MAN ON CAMPUS

August 11, 1991

By JONATHAN YARDLEY

...

It first appeared in last Monday's New York Post: a report of a speech delivered by Leonard Jeffries Jr., a professor at the City College of New York and chairman of its African American studies department.

...

Apparently the speech was just about as long as an address by Fidel Castro -- two hours! -- and even loonier. Ostensibly speaking to the question of Afro-centric education, Jeffries launched into a tirade against whites generally and Jews specifically. He said that there has been "a conspiracy, planned and plotted and programmed out of Hollywood {by} people called Greenberg and Weisberg and Trigliani," and that "Russian Jewry had a particular control over the movies, and their financial partners, the Mafia, put together a financial system of destruction of black people."

That's not the half of it. Jeffries turned history upside down and informed his audience that "everyone knows rich Jews helped finance the slave trade." He also focused his attention on Diane Ravitch, formerly professor of teaching and education at Teachers College, Columbia, now assistant U.S. secretary of education. Ravitch, who is one of the most thoughtful, articulate and persuasive critics of "multiculturalism," was dismissed by Jeffries as "a sophisticated, debonair racist" and "a Texas Jew."

The "Very Fine Scholar" Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific.

And because blacks have more melanin than whites, well, that's why blacks are the intellectual superiors to whites.

All those brainy skin cells.


These are matters not of scholarship, of proof and disproof, but of fantasy and hatred, neither of which is in the least susceptible to rational inquiry or argument. Jeffries is a "very fine scholar" who in all seriousness believes that blacks are intellectually superior to whites because they have more melanin in their skin -- a form of racist claptrap similar in tone and spirit to the racial-superiority theories drummed up by the Ku Klux Klan and the White Citizens Council and other publicists for white supremacy. How can one expect a "scholar" in thrall to such hallucination to entertain disagreement, no matter how respectful or persuasive?

It's good to see that Hakeem Jeffries inherited all of Leonard Jeffries' very-smart skin cells.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM




Comments

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1 Got willowed


For those that want to read it, here is the Letitia James indictment >>> https://archive.vn/RPN7K

Posted by: Ann at October 09, 2025 06:18 PM (w9jrX)

2 I called the others

Posted by: Ann at October 09, 2025 06:19 PM (w9jrX)

3 And, I am still talking to myself. Of well, good conversation, I am never wrong ...

Posted by: Ann at October 09, 2025 06:20 PM (w9jrX)

4 Funny, we were recently informed that mortgage fraud isn't that big a deal....I guess you have to be a Fed chairman for that to be true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 09, 2025 06:20 PM (xcxpd)

5 It's a shocking act of revenge.

Posted by: The Media at October 09, 2025 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

6 Canadia really loves euthanasia, don't they?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

7

Judge grants a partial temporary restraining order on National Guard deployment in Illinois

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2025 06:22 PM (63Dwl)

8 The internet give crazy people exposure. Otherwise we would never hear from them.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

9 If you can't talk to yourself, who can you talk to?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

10 I actually did read the content this time. Swearsies!

Posted by: Squid at October 09, 2025 06:23 PM (ieotm)

11
Judge grants a partial temporary restraining order on National Guard deployment in Illinois
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2025 06:22 PM (63Dwl)

Of course

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2025 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

12 I can’t get enough of this Taylor swift stuff.

She was a goddess on the left. Spent big money on Dem candidates and everything. She like totally like fought the like patriarchy and stuff. And her boyfriend only dated black chicks before he met her. They were two perfect leftists.

And then they got together and now somehow they transformed into white supremacist MAGA. It’s so fucking retarded it’s beyond comprehension.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 09, 2025 06:24 PM (5Yz+T)

13 It's a shocking act of revenge.

Posted by: The Media at October 09, 2025 06:21 PM


One might be tempted to ask....revenge for what exactly?


Revenge: to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

14 When Tish James sits around the house, she sits a-r-o-u-n-d the house, so it's within the realm of possibility she needs two.

Posted by: WIDE LOAD at October 09, 2025 06:25 PM (oftw2)

15 Letitia James case assigned to a "Biden judge."

I am shocked! Shocked I say!

https://tinyurl.com/3fbf62f5 (X link)

Posted by: Ann at October 09, 2025 05:42 PM

Just luck of the draw that she gets a black liberal judge.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2025 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)

Is there any other kind in New York?
Posted by: Decaf

++++++

Damnedest thing -
Indicted in Virginia and case assigned to NY Judge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:25 PM (/lPRQ)

16 THESE ANIMALS DO NOT DISLIKE HUMANS.

Then they ain't been keeping up with current events. Hell - I dislike most humans.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:25 PM (GcxEq)

17 And then there's prevenge. I'm a big fan. As is TMBG

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 09, 2025 06:25 PM (xcxpd)

18 It’s so fucking retarded it’s beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 09, 2025 06:24 PM (5Yz+T)

Well, it's swifties AND commies, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

19 >>THESE ANIMALS DO NOT DISLIKE HUMANS.


Sure. But they are no Narwhal.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2025 06:26 PM (BG2Yo)

20 Pisces / 26 / ATL / Immortal Angel Femboy / Cosplayer
......

That's hot.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

21 19 >>THESE ANIMALS DO NOT DISLIKE HUMANS.


Sure. But they are no Narwhal.
Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2025 06:26 PM (BG2Yo)

True, but there are no gay ass songs about Beluga whales.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

22 Hakeem Jeffries defended both his uncle Leonard Jeffries and Louis Farrakhan in an opinion piece written in 1992 (link to New York Post article in name).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (WWyLE)

23
And then they got together and now somehow they transformed into white supremacist MAGA. It’s so fucking retarded it’s beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

__________

Like how all the Old Bolsheviks who served Stalin loyally suddenly became German spies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (tgvbd)

24 Hey everybody, again.

It isn't super dramatic (she turns her head and sighs), but here's video of Katie Porter getting criticized in a UCI debate, when her opponent mentioned she's still living in luxury housing for professors, while she's no longer a prof there. She just doesn't take criticism well.

https://x.com/RealWillONeill/status/1976328434897875043

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (/p+XQ)

25 Beluga whales? Thems are good eats! -- Some Chinaman, or maybe a North Korean

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (wBaIH)

26 And, I am still talking to myself. Of well, good conversation, I am never wrong ...
Posted by: Ann
.....

Just don't do it when you're in line at the bank.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

27 I want Trump to attend Tish's trial. Sit behind her and stare daggers at her just like she did to him.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 09, 2025 06:31 PM (yjljJ)

28 I agree with Ed Dutton with his arguments that feminism is essentially witchcraft papered over in academic language.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2025 06:31 PM (jo6FO)

29 I wonder if Yusi saying she wouldn't indict yesterday is some false flag stuff going on. What if hypothetically, the FBI/DoJ got info on her or others around her. They could tell her "say you wouldn't indict" and then we will. Put the fear of prosecution in others in order to get them to talk.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2025 06:32 PM (pwtJC)

30 25 Beluga whales? Thems are good eats! -- Some Chinaman, or maybe a North Korean
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 09, 2025 06:29 PM (wBaIH)

Beruga whare?

Posted by: NK General with an Oversized Hat at October 09, 2025 06:32 PM (RIQol)

31 I agree with Ed Dutton with his arguments that feminism is essentially witchcraft papered over in academic language.

1920s men. Pretty much the worse generation in American history. They let this happen.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (GcxEq)

32 The Canadian government has zero qualms with murdering people in order to get out of keeping its promise to the people of paying their medical expenses. You think they give a fuck about belugas???

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (bPFPB)

33 The synopsis for 'Good Boy' is interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

34 I have brain cells scattered over my freckly arms. Who knew?

Posted by: huerfano at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (98kQX)

35 There are way too many certifiable insane people in the US. Make asylums great again and start committing these mentally ill people.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (2NHgQ)

36 29 I wonder if Yusi saying she wouldn't indict yesterday is some false flag stuff going on. What if hypothetically, the FBI/DoJ got info on her or others around her. They could tell her "say you wouldn't indict" and then we will. Put the fear of prosecution in others in order to get them to talk.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2025 06:32 PM (pwtJC)

If it don't feel right, you must not indict.

Posted by: The Ghost of Jackie Chiles at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (RIQol)

37 If you say shit like,

If ten people are sitting at a table, and one of them is a Nazi, and the other nine people are not telling the Nazi to fuck off, then you're at a table with ten Nazis.

You might be the real Nazi.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

38 If fatass was renting out her home(s) did we check and see if she declared her rental income? Capone her.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (dFG8E)

39
Beruga whare?
Posted by: NK General with an Oversized Hat


Whare Woof

Posted by: Eyegore at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

40 Sears vs Spanberger tonight

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (FqNtp)

41 31 I agree with Ed Dutton with his arguments that feminism is essentially witchcraft papered over in academic language.

1920s men. Pretty much the worse generation in American history. They let this happen.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:33 PM (GcxEq)

... trying to puzzle this one out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

42 The Canadian theme park needs to rebrand itself as a marine animal sanctuary and get a bunch of donations to allow it to acquire 'rehabilitation tanks and pools' for the beluga whales. Maybe Canada gub'mint is too tyranical for that to work. But its a very good business model near me. The 'animal sanctuary' is thriving.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (kdHU2)

43 LMAO...I just stumbled across an article on Las Vegas. It seems that in 2019 someone was catching pigeons in the city and gluing tiny little cowboy hats to their heads. Apparently, for the next few years there were hundreds of these things flying around Las Vegas wearing cowboy hats. Prank of the year, IMO.

And, probably not an Eagles fan.

Posted by: Orson at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (dIske)

44 Itinerant: the 'paradox of tolerance' BS is really just a giant excuse among leftists, for them to be assholes to everyone.

IMHO it needs to become quite common, when lefties call people Nazis *to their face,* for said lefties to suddenly lose all their teeth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:36 PM (/p+XQ)

45 China just gonna eat those whales.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:36 PM (2XDjn)

46 So, apparently having a CT scan ordered stat means the 24th...

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (+kWhq)

47 Accomack, Sears should make the *entire* debate about Spanberger's support of violent leftist candidates like Jay Jones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (/p+XQ)

48 Jeffries is a "very fine scholar" who in all seriousness believes that blacks are intellectually superior to whites because they have more melanin in their skin -- but not too much... like a brown paper bag is just right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (/lPRQ)

49 You might be the real Nazi.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

There is an interesting phenomenon that seems to take hold in a lot of these cases. Killing Fields, Great Purge of '33, Holocaust. It's like... the perpatrators are seized by a fit of almost religious/demonic ecstasy and just go way overboard. It's insane, but it keeps happening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

50 35 There are way too many certifiable insane people in the US. Make asylums great again and start committing these mentally ill people.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

There were over 100,000 permanent psych beds within 40 miles of NYC in 1950 when the population was smaller. We didn't allow murder on the subway. The old ways are best.

Posted by: Greystone Psychiatric Center at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (oftw2)

51 I don’t see how whatever happens after the collapse of the West how women will keep the vote.

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (FqNtp)

52 The whale story breaks my heart. Fuck Marxist Canada.

Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (OsAVE)

53 Leon, you're sitting at a table with ten people, one of whom is a Nazi. You're not doing anything. You just keep sitting. Why aren't you doing anything, Leon?

Posted by: Bad Blade Runner Reboot at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (RIQol)

54 major props to bill pulte & eagle ed martin

Posted by: cherries in season at October 09, 2025 06:38 PM (8ocT3)

55 ... trying to puzzle this one out.

Its easy. The response by 1920s men to Carry Nation smashing kegs and Susan Anthony generally bitching was 1920s American males giving them the vote.

What else must be said ? The second biggest mistake in the history of the republic.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:38 PM (GcxEq)

56 The episode from TNG 'The Drumhead' was a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

57 If only Kirk and Spock could borrow a Bird of Prey and take those whales to a time and place where they would be safe.

Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (OsAVE)

58 Why can't they just let the whales go in the ocean. Maybe they would have a chance.

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (+kWhq)

59 "It seems that in 2019 someone was catching pigeons in the city and gluing tiny little cowboy hats to their heads. '

Oh really? Does anyone know where festive hats guy lives?

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

60 41 31 I agree with Ed Dutton with his arguments that feminism is essentially witchcraft papered over in academic language.

Ed Dutton, like a blind squirrel, will occasionally find an acorn.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (bPFPB)

61 hehehehe, 'Big Tush' James, hehehehehe...

Posted by: Beavis at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (i0F8b)

62 I want Trump to attend Tish's trial. Sit behind her and stare daggers at her just like she did to him.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly


Lifesize cardboard cutout should be enough.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)

63 If only Kirk and Spock could borrow a Bird of Prey and take those whales to a time and place where they would be safe.
Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

64 Absolute Low-IQ Babbling Imbecile:

Where is the Sombrero?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (3GKlG)

65 You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.

Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (4bYb7)

66 I've got an answer. Beluga Bits.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

67 The whale story breaks my heart. Fuck Marxist Canada

--

They kill their own people. Sanctity of life obviously means nothing to them. Nonetheless, I'm deeply, deeply sickened that they're going to murder these beautiful creatures. Damn them straight to the bowels of hell where they belong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (qBdHI)

68 Like how all the Old Bolsheviks who served Stalin loyally suddenly became German spies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

Right deviationists, I believe he called them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (XvL8K)

69 Why can't they just let the whales go in the ocean. Maybe they would have a chance.
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM (+kWhq)

Have they never hunted before? Would not be able to feed themselves? I don't know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

70 The whale story breaks my heart. Fuck Marxist Canada.

I see you've never met many Canadians. Or Euros. Hell - not many Urbanites here.

Its completely consistent. If they can't control it ? It has to die. End of story.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:41 PM (GcxEq)

71 Fried bits of Beluga with dipping sauces. So good it'll make you blubber!

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

72
The Song of the Beluga - a limerick

The controversy's temperature is torrid
Over euthanasia plans that are horrid
For the smiling sea "pig"
Whose brain is so big
That it bulges right out of his forehead

Posted by: muldoon at October 09, 2025 06:42 PM (/iMjX)

73 Tartar only please.

Or maybe cocktail sauce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

74 So even the whales in Canada get their MAID.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 06:42 PM (3uBP9)

75 Won't the Japanese take them?

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

76 seems that in 2019 someone was catching pigeons in the city and gluing tiny little cowboy hats to their heads. '

Oh really? Does anyone know where festive hats guy lives?

Taint me Mcgee . Now, Sombreros....

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (3GKlG)

77 "alleged plot"

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (E0p3T)

78 The Reno 911! episode with the beached whale was pretty funny.

Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (4bYb7)

79 fd, appetizer night at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (QGLzn)

80 >>Thompson announced days earlier that she denied Marineland's request to export the belugas to Chimelong Ocean Kingdom theme park in China because it "would have meant a continued life in captivity and a return to public entertainment."

She won't let them be shipped to China because that would mean a life of captivity but she won't allow them to be put in the ocean either? Insanity.

At least allow them to be set free where they have a chance. It's better than just killing them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (viF8m)

81 Why can't they just let the whales go in the ocean. Maybe they would have a chance.

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 09, 2025 06:39 PM


They wont stand a chance. From what I have read they all were born in captivity and have no clue how to survive in the wild. If they let them go they would slowly starve or quickly become lunch for other predators.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

82
Sources said the sicko allegedly copped to attacking 64-year-old Nicola Tanzi in downtown Brooklyn because the hapless man held a subway gate door open for him -- an act of kindness that the hotheaded hoodlum told cops he disliked.

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About 20 years ago in San Francisco, a man (who had his two sons in the car)l with him) moved his car back at a stoplight to let in a left-turning car that ended up stuck in the lane to the right of the turn lane.

The car had MS-13 gang members in it, one of whom jumped out and shot the man dead in front of his sons, somehow extracting an insult from his act of kindness. Sounds similar.

Huh.

Kill them. Kill them all.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 09, 2025 06:44 PM (azNOR)

83 We used to put criminals behind bars for punishment.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2025 06:44 PM (jgmnb)

84 The whale story breaks my heart. Fuck Marxist Canada.
Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (OsAVE)

So you can't see something like this happening in NYC or L.A.?

I can.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2025 06:44 PM (g8Ew8)

85 The Canuckistanis also cooked up a scheme to murder a bunch of ostriches in a ostrich rescue because supposedly a few tested positive for avian flu...like a year ago. They sent the full might of their police force in there to deal with those birds and the miscreants who care for them.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 09, 2025 06:44 PM (G/nNB)

86 I've got an answer. Beluga Bits.
Posted by: fd

Like those nasty "catfish balls" that where around a while back.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

87 If you can't talk to yourself, who can you talk to?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I ask myself that question a lot.

Posted by: Miklos, musing to self at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (YGmAl)

88 You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (4bYb7)

I'm ok with people not paying taxes. In fact, I'm in favor of people lying to the government so as to reduce any possible tax they might be ordered to pay.

I would say, if you intend to get ANY financial benefit from the government, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a conflict of interest that no other business would allow.

And yes, that includes Social Security. You can vote or collect SS payments. You can't do both. Same with gov employees.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

89 They wont stand a chance. From what I have read they all were born in captivity and have no clue how to survive in the wild. If they let them go they would slowly starve or quickly become lunch for other predators.

Then fire up the cannery !!! Makes complete sense.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (GcxEq)

90 Life and death decided by a whimsical idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

91 "fd, appetizer night at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had"

Save some for me!

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

92 CT scan on a Beluga? You're going to need a bigger scanner.

Posted by: muldoon at October 09, 2025 06:46 PM (/iMjX)

93 87 If you can't talk to yourself, who can you talk to?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I ask myself that question a lot.
Posted by: Miklos, musing to self at October 09, 2025 06:45 PM (YGmAl)

Do you answer?

(I talk to myself all the time. I'm very good company, and only I know it.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 09, 2025 06:46 PM (RIQol)

94 They sent the full might of their police force in there to deal with those birds and the miscreants who care for them.

Back the Blue !!! OK - the Red !!! Just back us !!! And our pensions !!!

Posted by: The Mounties at October 09, 2025 06:47 PM (GcxEq)

95 appetizer night at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Now I'm hungry

Posted by: Munchies for Miklos at October 09, 2025 06:47 PM (YGmAl)

96 I assume that eventually all Canadians will just line up in a big big circle, katanas in one hand, and [SWOOSH!] all at once à la Ghost In the Shell, Stand Alone Complex.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 06:47 PM (3uBP9)

97 75 Won't the Japanese take them?
Posted by: fd


You don't understand - Canada won't allow them to go to China because it would mean they still have to be captive.

Canada apparently expected someone to set up a sanctuary like they do for elephants in Botswana where they could roam vast oceans and chew on mackerel but with human help since they do not know how to hunt.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:48 PM (2XDjn)

98 Well, NY did do that with Peanut the Squirrel if you recall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

99 Beluga sushi > Bela Lugosi

Posted by: muldoon at October 09, 2025 06:48 PM (/iMjX)

100 OK - maybe I don't know how to hunt. Or swim fast. Or hide.

Oh to Hell with it - just chuck me down this big wood chipper. Its better this way.

Posted by: Shit Never Said by a Baluga Whale in a Pool at October 09, 2025 06:48 PM (GcxEq)

101 They wouldn't be captive in Japan for long.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

102 I thought it went without saying, but fuck all marxists.

Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025 06:49 PM (OsAVE)

103 They'd be sushi.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

104 *hands Miklos a bacon wrapped red jalapeño stuffed with venison/ wild boar sausage and Oaxaca cheese*

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 06:49 PM (QGLzn)

105 "At least allow them to be set free where they have a chance. It's better than just killing them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 06:43 PM (viF8m) "

that actually makes sense, so it must be white supremacy.

anyway, killing seems to always be the marxist's first choice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2025 06:49 PM (kHop/)

106 Cocktail sauce with extra Tabasco >>>>> tartar sauce
(although both can be very good)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:50 PM (/p+XQ)

107 Beluga sushi > Bela Lugosi
Posted by: muldoon


Was Bela Lugosi ever lugubrious?

Posted by: Miklos with Authentic Hungarian Accent at October 09, 2025 06:50 PM (YGmAl)

108 A lot of people here seem to enjoy their caviar.
Now I don't feel so weird about enjoying sushi. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:51 PM (/p+XQ)

109 I do recall Aetius and it probably induced some LIV folks to go out and vote for Trump, seeing the D controlled goons pick on a squirrel and his humans.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 09, 2025 06:51 PM (kdHU2)

110
Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 06:51 PM (tgvbd)

111 *hands Miklos a bacon wrapped red jalapeño stuffed with venison/ wild boar sausage and Oaxaca cheese*
Posted by: Ben Had

*Deepest bow with Respect and Gratitude*

Posted by: Miklos is Thankful at October 09, 2025 06:52 PM (YGmAl)

112 At least allow them to be set free where they have a chance. It's better than just killing them.
Posted by: JackStraw

--------
"euthanasia is Good enough for our citizens, good enough for some big fish"
-- Cananda.

(actually, I wonder if there is some hidden grift here and someone owns a big whale murder pod they plan on charging them to use.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:52 PM (2XDjn)

113 Orientals are unsentimental about animals.

The Japanese absolutely love those dogs that look really close to wolves.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:52 PM (GcxEq)

114 I feel like I need David French to explain to me how we’re better than this…not. MOAR please!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2025 06:52 PM (hlNLQ)

115 What happened after they freed Willie anyway?

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

116 Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So true

Posted by: finless sharks at October 09, 2025 06:53 PM (YGmAl)

117 fd, Clinton got elected president is what happened. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 06:53 PM (/p+XQ)

118 Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No shit.

Posted by: Tiger, missing his penis at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (LjSYW)

119
Why don't they just release the Beluga whales into the ocean?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (VWtfl)

120 >>> Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 06:51 PM (tgvbd)


Aren't japanese anamist though? I though shinto was a kind of anamist. I don't how many are and if that means they are sentimental about animals or not.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (3uBP9)

121 Ok, who got banned today ??

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

122 Is the samurai sword guy the one that was caught on surveillance video outside a building, and DU/Reddit/etc folks were claiming he looked white from the footage?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (8hxDK)

123 If Letitia has a Cultural Marxist Judge he/ she will be om the Defender side

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (+qU29)

124 >>>Tanzi's alleged attacker, of the Bronx, has at least 33 past arrests, including both sealed and unsealed cases, and is listed on the city's transit recidivist database, sources said.

Speaking of enemy action.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

125 Not that Willy, the one in the movie. Did they teach it to hunt or did it end up 🦀 bait.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

126 Ok, who got banned today ??

Hi.

Posted by: Beluga Whales in Canada at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (GcxEq)

127 Orientals are unsentimental about animals.

The Japanese absolutely love those dogs that look really close to wolves.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:52 PM (GcxEq)

Akitas

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)

128 Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Have you not seen the internet? It is stuffed full of Japanese dog and cat video. Japanese love their pets.

Tokyo has a big fish zoo too, They beluga. I understand they are very humane and they have an area in the bay where they hang out between shows and stuff.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (2XDjn)

129 Convicted by a jury of Marxists, sure

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (+qU29)

130 We can take those whales , right ? San Diego, or some other aquarium.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

131 120 >>> Orientals are unsentimental about animals. You're a source either for food or making aphrodisiacs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 06:51 PM (tgvbd)


Aren't japanese anamist though? I though shinto was a kind of anamist. I don't how many are and if that means they are sentimental about animals or not.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 06:54 PM (3uBP9)

I think the aphrodisiacs are the Chinese specifically. The Japanese have a love for nature (certainly in art) but a greater love for eating it I think.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 09, 2025 06:56 PM (8hxDK)

132 Seriously , did someone get banned ?

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)

133 Orientals are unsentimental about animals.

==

I think they are. Japanese love cats as pets. They have this very odd breed of cat without a tale.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)

134 Also, the deer at Nara. Or the monkeys somewhere -- maybe Nagoya? where they hang out in the hot springs. That stuff happens because the public is very kind to them and the animals get comfortable.

Japanese love animals. They do like eating a lot of them too, but not like the Chinese who are damned cruel to animals and each other.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:58 PM (2XDjn)

135 It's too bad runner got banned. We won't see him around here anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 06:58 PM (viF8m)

136 Akitas

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 09, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)


Yeah. As I understood it - there are about three major breeds. But they all looked like short wolves to me.

The dogs are all aloof. Much like the Japanese. Now and then you'll see someone walking a toy dog - now those little shits seemed to have no problem running up to the round eye. Maybe its my smell. Dunno'.

But the whole "can I pet your dog" thing doesn't exist in Japan.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 06:58 PM (GcxEq)

137 >>>They are evil, and it is repugnant and counter-productive to pretend otherwise. They are mentally-ill, stupid, destructive vermin who are destroying the last little bit of our civilization that still functions.

Been saying since 2015 or so, it is time for a national conversation on common sense millennial control. Nuthouses or deprogramming camps. These are the only viable alternatives for these people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)

138 As far as we know, no one got banned. It mostly seems to be high school rumor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

139
Revenge for what?

(the libs won't answer)

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (IifOV)

140 65 You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (4bYb7)

I'm not 100% on this. Disabled veterans don't pay tax on their disability income, and that's all the income many of them have. Given what they sacrificed, I'm not in favor of denying them the vote.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (zYpTz)

141 It's too bad runner got banned. We won't see him around here anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 06:58 PM (viF8m)

I never liked that guy anyway. Always running around here, running around there, full of smug. Good riddance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)

142 Mortgage fraud like this is going to be the nanny taxes of the 2020s. Lots of people on both sides are checking their loan applications on rentals and realizing how their loan officer got them a sweet deal by applying as owner occupied. The problem is that the representatives of the defrauded party, the loan officer, processor, and even underwriter, all know the property is not going to be owner occupied. They are really the fraudsters in many cases, selling these loans off to investors. The borrower goes along with this and is not the initiator in most cases.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (wGerL)

143 Oh. OH.

Uh, well . . . uh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:00 PM (i24o9)

144
Japanese love animals. They do like eating a lot of them too, but not like the Chinese who are damned cruel to animals and each other.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:58 PM (2XDjn)

__________

The Nipponese may be, but they're likely the exception. The Chinee are notoriously not.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:00 PM (tgvbd)

145 115 What happened after they freed Willie anyway?
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

Realized that he could never actually be female despite the "gender affirming" surgery that was supposed to make everything OK, and beached himself about a year and half later.

Posted by: Sad whale tale at October 09, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

146

Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific

[...]

Jeffries is a "very fine scholar" who in all seriousness believes that blacks are intellectually superior to whites because they have more melanin in their skin -- a form of racist claptrap similar in tone and spirit to the racial-superiority theories drummed up by the Ku Klux Klan and the White Citizens Council and other publicists for white supremacy. How can one expect a "scholar" in thrall to such hallucination to entertain disagreement, no matter how respectful or persuasive?

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You have to operate on his level, use academic language and logic, advanced terms like "sh*tskin" of which the uneducated are not aware.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 09, 2025 07:01 PM (VWtfl)

147 >>I never liked that guy anyway. Always running around here, running around there, full of smug. Good riddance.

But it almost feels like he's still with us. Like a ghost is haunting this place.

Best just to ignore it. It's probably just swamp gas or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 07:01 PM (viF8m)

148 What happened after they freed Willie anyway?
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

I got impeached.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at October 09, 2025 07:01 PM (i24o9)

149 Narwhal song

https://tinyurl.com/4kdjynje

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (W2Pud)

150 Flounder, I forgive you. I am that awesome.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

151 Tishs' case is assigned to a black FJB judge. Amazing how it always works out this way.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (abIsI)

152 Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific

Absolutely not how this works at all.

Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (GcxEq)

153 You know who else got banned?

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (E0p3T)

154 I guess mortgage fraud was just one of the perks of being a democrat. How many are catching that charge now? I’ve lost count.

It’s like how Al Capone was taken down for tax evasion.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (b4o9z)

155 One addition to lunacy of the Left...

Dysfunction is contagious. Letting dysfunctional people in your life, will eventually infect you...

So when you group dysfunction together? Their various pathologies spread... and you have more problems within that group.

I'm now very careful about this phenomenon... and have cut most of those folks out of my life... and the ones I chose not to throw overboard? I'm very aware of their problems, and try not to let them infect my life.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (mP0Kj)

156 Seriously , did someone get banned ?
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)
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Yikes! A ghost!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Flounder I always wanted to tell you that you are sidebar material.

Left sidebar.

I denounce myself

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (E0p3T)

158
You can buy even a 3 bedroom, one bath house for $137,000?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (tgvbd)

159
If someone gets banned are they allowed back in after a certain period of time?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

160 So you can get smarter by tanning?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (b4o9z)

161 Flounder I always wanted to tell you that you are sidebar material.

Left sidebar.

I denounce myself

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (E0p3T)

I won't make it.

I'll pass like a bad meal, and then I'll come haunt you people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

162 So you can get smarter by tanning?

According to every episode of Jersey Shore I've ever flipped past ? No.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (GcxEq)

163 Did some get banned or tanned?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (abIsI)

164 I'll pass like a bad meal, and then I'll come haunt you people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

So it'll be like you never left.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (E0p3T)

165 158
You can buy even a 3 bedroom, one bath house for $137,000?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (tgvbd)

In 1991 maybe. Or in Detroit. Depending on location and condition that purchase price in 2020 is suspicious in itself.

Posted by: Got the connected person's discount perhaps at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (TbWk/)

166 You don't understand - Canada won't allow them to go to China because it would mean they still have to be captive.

Canada apparently expected someone to set up a sanctuary like they do for elephants in Botswana where they could roam vast oceans and chew on mackerel but with human help since they do not know how to hunt.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 06:48 PM (2XDjn)
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It's weird how Canada's idea of "compassion" always results in a fresh set of corpses.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

167 Trump was convicted of lots of fraud and has 34 felonies, and yet he spends no time in jail. This is a travesty. Letitia is being framed.

I imagine Trump's Truth Social posts demanding Bondi indict her is going to be used quite often in these "trials" as evidence that this is nothing but petty bullshit.

There’s also a good chance vindictive prosecution will be used as a pre-trial motion for dismissal.

There's also a good chance the judge will be too pressured or influenced to take the proper measures.

Bondi is all in on the Trump train. I can't wait until the tides change and she is on trial for her corruption. She accepted $25,000 from the Trump Foundation and then made the investigation against Trump University go away.

I am curious to learn what she told the grand jury in order to get them to indict. I expect Halligan will eventually lose her law license based on presenting false evidence to the panel. Just add her to the list of disbarred attorneys who worked for Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 09, 2025 07:06 PM (ycI94)

168 You can buy even a 3 bedroom, one bath house for $137,000?

==

yeah, in 2020 ! something fishy about that too ! a remodel for a 3b house is in that range.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:06 PM (g47mK)

169 You can buy even a 3 bedroom, one bath house for $137,000?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:03 PM (tgvbd)

I was wondering about that my self. Even in the shitty areas here, that would be dirt cheap.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:06 PM (b4o9z)

170 Marxist Compassion

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2025 07:06 PM (kHop/)

171 159
If someone gets banned are they allowed back in after a certain period of time?

Posted by: fourseasons

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Yes, when their IP changes. I think that happens a lot to most people not using corporate or institutional ISPs.

With one exception. He who can not be named was banned many a year ago and shall never darken our gray boxes again because pixy filters out his name.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 09, 2025 07:07 PM (2XDjn)

172 Aren't japanese anamist though? I though shinto was a kind of anamist. I don't how many are and if that means they are sentimental about animals or not.
Posted by: banana Dream


They are but animism doesn't mean 'animal.' It comes from 'anisma,' or soul. It is the idea that all natural phenomena from rocks, water, animals, to weather, have a spiritual nature.
/pedant_off

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2025 07:07 PM (mlg/3)

173
Thanks Bob.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:08 PM (3ek7K)

174 It's weird how Canada's idea of "compassion" always results in a fresh set of corpses.

But they make the Soylent Green so politely.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:08 PM (GcxEq)

175
Letitia James case assigned to a "Biden judge."

I am shocked! Shocked I say!

https://tinyurl.com/3fbf62f5 (X link)

Posted by: Ann

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She should ask for a bench trial. It will be funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 09, 2025 07:08 PM (oKXMA)

176 You can't type blazer unless you have the falafel membership.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:09 PM (E0p3T)

177 Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific

Absolutely not how this works at all.
Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at October 09, 2025 07:02 PM (GcxEq)
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Waaay back when Saturday Night Lives was both funny and fearless, they did a skit where Garrett Morris was playing an academic debating a black guy who was a civil rights leader or legislator or something, and Morris said he never understood where the myth started that white people were smarter than black people.

And the guest dryly observed that it's based on tha fact that lighter-skinned black are smarter than darker skinned blacks. To which Morries said: "Say what?"

That was when Jesse Jackson could make fun of himself by reading "Green Eggs and Ham" like it was a protest book.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)

178 She should ask for a bench trial. It will be funny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 09, 2025 07:08 PM (oKXMA)

If someone can bench her, she's free to go?

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:09 PM (E0p3T)

179 So it'll be like you never left.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2025 07:05 PM (E0p3T)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:10 PM (i24o9)

180 With regard to the beluga whales: If the Canadian government thinks that they belong in the ocean, why don't they release them into the frickin' ocean?

Of course, their "those whales are better off dead than being moved from one amusement park to another" is MAiD projected onto animals. I know a lot of Canadians, and for the most part I like them; but their government is nuts.

Posted by: Nemo at October 09, 2025 07:10 PM (JZdpF)

181 Trump was convicted of lots of fraud and has 34 felonies, and yet he spends no time in jail. This is a travesty. Letitia is being framed.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 09, 2025 07:06 PM (ycI94)

Tell me you're a LIV, CNN-watching, mouthbreathing NPC without telling me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:12 PM (i24o9)

182 Perfunctory internet research reveals the average home price in Norfolk in 2020 was around $229K with median value for residential home transactions around $316K. So $137K seems way below market for the time.

Posted by: Democrat pricing at October 09, 2025 07:12 PM (TbWk/)

183 We can't set the belugas free because it would set a bad precedent. Citizens would see it and want to be set free also.

Posted by: Canadian Government at October 09, 2025 07:12 PM (i0F8b)

184 runner banned?

Yup. Cut loose like a deuce. Another runner in the night.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (lWPQK)

185 Of course, their "those whales are better off dead than being moved from one amusement park to another" is MAiD projected onto animals. I know a lot of Canadians, and for the most part I like them; but their government is nuts.
Posted by: Nemo at October 09, 2025 07:10 PM (JZdpF)
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They are so certain of their moral purity that all things are permitted to them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

186 I know a lot of Canadians, and for the most part I like them; but their government is nuts.

This mentality - honestly - is what irritates me. Canada didn't force their government on their citizenry anymore than we did.

Canada has that government because, once you scratch the paint off a Canadian - Socialist is just what they are.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (GcxEq)

187 These insane leftists can’t even get their hate reasons correct. Travis Kelce is a lib just like Swift.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (EYmYM)

188 Do we know for certain that whales in captivity wouldn't know what to do if released to the wild. They're intelligent creatures; how do we know they wouldn't figure it out?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (zYpTz)

189 >>>78 The Reno 911! episode with the beached whale was pretty funny.

people did that in real life.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (KRtlO)

190 If someone gets banned are they allowed back in after a certain period of time?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

Yes. Depending on what the banning was for and who they pissed off and how much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 07:14 PM (zZu0s)

191 183 We can't set the belugas free because it would set a bad precedent. Citizens would see it and want to be set free also.
Posted by: Canadian Government at October 09, 2025 07:12 PM (i0F8b)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2025 07:15 PM (zYpTz)

192
Anyone have a pool? We could adopt one, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:15 PM (3ek7K)

193
So $137K seems way below market for the time.
Posted by: Democrat pricing at October 09, 2025 07:12 PM (TbWk/)

_________

This could be fun. What was it appraised at in the years preceding the sale?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:15 PM (tgvbd)

194 Beluga whales are intelligent and they interact with people a lot even in the wild. The fishermen throw soccer balls out for them to play with.

Except over there they call them futballs. The people that is. I don’t know what the whales call them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (b4o9z)

195 If someone gets banned are they allowed back in after a certain period of time?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

Yes. Depending on what the banning was for and who they pissed off and how much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 09, 2025 07:14 PM (zZu0s)

We must have a quorum, and the motion will have to pass with a simple majority after a minimum of two hour debate. Check the handbook.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

196 "runner banned?

Yup. Cut loose like a deuce. Another runner in the night.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate"

That damn song finally makes sense.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

197 PETA kills more dogs than Michael Vick ever thought of doing.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (EYmYM)

198 Because I was busy during the TPUSA halftime show thread...

I love the idea of using the halftime show to once again celebrate the greatest musicians in America. Not as a platform for Jay-Z to plug his chosen degenerate rappers.

So many of the old time classic rockers won't be around forever. Get them immortalized with a halftime show now! Show the baby singers how it's done.

Thats what the halftime show should be. Entertaining, universally appealing, pro America, non controversial. It's about time there was counter programming.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (gWBY1)

199 Anyone have a pool? We could adopt one, lol.

Absolutely not !!! Only an American would think up such a scheme. Best to put the poor beast down.

Good God. You're probably talking about an above ground even.

Posted by: Right Minded Canadians at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (GcxEq)

200 We must have a quorum, and the motion will have to pass with a simple majority after a minimum of two hour debate. Check the handbook.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

I thought we were an autonomous collective

Posted by: Come see the violence inherent in the system at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

201 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (77rzZ)

202 >>> They are but animism doesn't mean 'animal.' It comes from 'anisma,' or soul. It is the idea that all natural phenomena from rocks, water, animals, to weather, have a spiritual nature.
/pedant_off
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2025 07:07 PM (mlg/3)


Yeah I know all that, but in the animes that means that cool spirits pop out of deer and guard temples and whatnot which could mean that Japanese were more protective of animals. Or not maybe if the animals are really very tasty. That's all I was sayin.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (3uBP9)

203 Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (lWPQK)

I forgive you too, MoFo.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

204 I thought we were an autonomous collective

Posted by: Come see the violence inherent in the system at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

You're fooling yourself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

205 Big Tish speaks!

In a lengthy statement, James decried the indictment as “nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)

206 Canada has that government because, once you scratch the paint off a Canadian - Socialist is just what they are.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:13 PM (GcxEq)
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No, they're trained puppies. The Liberal Party was a corpse but all that it took to keep them in power was AMERICA BAD! TRUMP BAD! and the simpletons fell over themselves to vote for an even worse economy just to spite the dreaded Yankees.

It's not in any way a serious nation. They are literally watching their auto industry self-destruct and will gut their oil sector but dammit, they are sticking it to Trump!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

207 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (77rzZ)

Watch out for the snow Mexicans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

208
Shut up Big Tush

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

209 I’ve always wondered about banning. I mean, I’ve got two phones and two different computers and at least 4 active email accounts. What would stop anyone from just changing nice and using a different combo of email and device?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (hlNLQ)

210 The Reno 911! episode with the beached whale was pretty funny.

people did that in real life.
Posted by: ace


Y U hatin on Empowered Black Women

Posted by: Tish, Fanni, and Stacey at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (YGmAl)

211 I bet if they did a go fund me thing, they’d get enough to keep the whales going.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (b4o9z)

212 If you are going to sing the national anthem, sing it straight, without bullshit caterwauling. It is not about you, dumbass singer.

Red Wings v Montreal

Yay, hockey.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (ufFY8)

213 Big Tish speaks!

In a lengthy statement, James decried the indictment as “nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)

lol

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

214 I thought we were an autonomous collective

Posted by: Come see the violence inherent in the system at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

You're fooling yourself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:17 PM


Watery tarts tossing out cutlery is no basis to form a government.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2025 07:19 PM (0N4FZ)

215 I bet if they did a go fund me thing, they’d get enough to keep the whales going.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (b4o9z)
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This is like the squirrel thing - the government will just come in and shoot them. When they decide someone dies, they damn well die. Reasons are beside the point.

It's cruelty to keep mammals in captivity. Don't ask the mammals, they don't know, just like actual people don't know they long for death and have to be helped to embrace it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

216 Can you imagine how much smarter the discourse on this blog would sound if we all sat under sun lamps while commenting?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 07:20 PM (viF8m)

217 I'm literally watching Monty python now!

If the liberals were smart:

The democrats that said outrageously violent things about killing their opponents kids have been sacked. And the loud woman who can't handle interviews and yells at staffers to get off camera has been sacked.

Oh, our mistake they weren't sacked! The people who were supposed to sack them have been sacked.

Whoops, messed up again! The people who were supposed to sack the sackers have now been sacked.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2025 07:20 PM (gWBY1)

218 if they let the whales go, how will the Canadian Eskimos light their igloos?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (UjdFS)

219 209>>>

Wait, you put a real e-mail address in?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (b4o9z)

220
It's cruelty to keep mammals in captivity. Don't ask the mammals, they don't know

__________

*looks around at sleeping dogs*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (tgvbd)

221 What didn't get a lot of play here is that Christie Noem visited Portland, and requested Governor Kotex come to meet her at the airport, then went to talk to the Portland police chief and the mayor, both of whom apparently "disappointed" Noem

She brought Nick Sotor along to cover the visit.

The city got wind ahead of time and cleaned things up a bit, and pushed the nastier protestors out.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

222 Letitia James slams Trump's 'desperate weaponization' of Justice Department after bombshell indictment and claims his only goal is 'political retribution'

… is James admitting her prosecution of Trump was political ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (hil2i)

223 Can you imagine how much smarter the discourse on this blog would sound if we all sat under sun lamps while commenting?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2025 07:20 PM (viF8m)
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Vicious arguments about which SPF is best on the level of crossbow vs longbow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM (ZOv7s)

224 Can you imagine how much smarter the discourse on this blog would sound if we all sat under sun lamps while commenting?

Again ... I've scrolled past Jersey Shore. That's not how it works at all.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:22 PM (GcxEq)

225 We must have a quorum, and the motion will have to pass with a simple majority after a minimum of two hour debate. Check the handbook.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:16 PM


* uptwinkles *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

226 Canadians are clubbing baby Belugas now?

Posted by: the way I see it at October 09, 2025 07:22 PM (EYmYM)

227 >>> I’ve always wondered about banning. I mean, I’ve got two phones and two different computers and at least 4 active email accounts. What would stop anyone from just changing nice and using a different combo of email and device?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (hlNLQ)


That happens, also with vpns. But you have to be a real determined ahole, which come by occasionally, and make a stink. I think there are other, secret, old ways, like green oranges that protect the site from shenanigans.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:22 PM (3uBP9)

228 "What would stop anyone from just changing nice and using a different combo of email and device?
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Nothing. And you can put anything in the email field as long as it has an @ sign in it.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

229 The quality of my discourse is in direct relation to my wine content.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:23 PM (QGLzn)

230 If tomorrow Norwegian Nobel Committee does not award the Pease Price to Trump, we should officially rename Norway to Minor Sweden ! that'll piss them off.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:23 PM (g47mK)

231 You can also email CBD and beg forgiveness.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

232
We're sending 200 troops to Israel.

Daily Mail

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3ek7K)

233 It's cruelty to keep mammals in captivity. Don't ask the mammals, they don't know

__________

*looks around at sleeping dogs*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM


You can't believe *them*. They lie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

234 It's cruelty to keep mammaries in captivity.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

235 It's good to see that Hakeem Jeffries inherited all of Leonard Jeffries' very-smart skin cells.



Apparently all of those skin cells are the ones on his ass.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (urtE/)

236 We're sending 200 troops to Israel.

Daily Mail

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3ek7K)

Yay!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:25 PM (i24o9)

237
If tomorrow Norwegian Nobel Committee does not award the Pease Price to Trump, we should officially rename Norway to Minor Sweden ! that'll piss them off.
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:23 PM (g47mK)

__________

Oslo becomes West Stockholm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:25 PM (tgvbd)

238 >>> If you are going to sing the national anthem, sing it straight, without bullshit caterwauling. It is not about you, dumbass singer.

Unless you are Marvin Gaye or Whitney Houston. I do love those versions.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2025 07:25 PM (gWBY1)

239 It's cruelty to keep mammaries in captivity.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

Free the mammaries!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:25 PM (i24o9)

240
Daily Mail has the article.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

241 'David Mazariegos, 25, was charged with murder in the senseless Tuesday afternoon assault near the Jay Street-MetroTech Station, law enforcement sources said.'

How frequently would we have to have a public hanging of people like this before it started to deter?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2025 07:26 PM (fd80v)

242 A lot of people called “singers” now can’t even sing the national anthem right. It’s not the easiest song out there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (b4o9z)

243 234 It's cruelty to keep mammaries in captivity.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

If I don't, my chin gets bruised. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (urtE/)

244 We're sending 200 troops to Israel.

Got to be about the shittiest luck ever for whomever gets the nod.

Look - you just can't walk around, looking like an obvious GI, anywhere south of Tel Aviv in Israel. You're a target if you do. And it was that way before 10/9.

So what ? Confinement to camp ? Because that's the only way to not end up with another hostage. This time American military.

This is an awful, awful idea.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (GcxEq)

245 Dogs have got it made. I wish I could just lay down anywhere and go to sleep.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

246 It's cruelty to keep mammaries in captivity.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

But some mammaries need support.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (EYmYM)

247 We're sending 200 troops to Israel.
Posted by: fourseasons


Well, at least the chow will be good.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (mlg/3)

248 230 If tomorrow Norwegian Nobel Committee does not award the Pease Price to Trump, we should officially rename Norway to Minor Sweden ! that'll piss them off.
Posted by: runner
______

Currently at 3% chance on polymarket.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (XvL8K)

249 four seasons, part of a multinational task force. That being said this deal is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (QGLzn)

250 Cloud' screed doesn't include a land takings acknowledgment. If you aren't firmly in the practice of acknowledging land takings every single time you post, you're a Nazi.

Welcome to the club Cloud

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (8AONa)

251 Fox online is now spotlighting a third Katie ("See You Next Tuesday") Porter video. This one seems like pretty weak sauce, but it's interesting how all of these are starting to come out now.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (lWPQK)

252 The whale story breaks my heart. Fuck Marxist Canada.
Posted by: Open Channel D at October 09, 2025 06:37 PM (OsAVE)

Liberals are evil deranged c*nts. I didn't vote for them, and neither did most of my homies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (Nzhwp)

253 Well, at least the chow will be good.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (mlg/3)

No pepperoni on the pizza though.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (urtE/)

254 I’ve always wondered about banning. I mean, I’ve got two phones and two different computers and at least 4 active email accounts. What would stop anyone from just changing nice and using a different combo of email and device?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2025 07:18 PM (hlNLQ)
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The problem with your argument is that all a person has to do to avoid a ban in the first place is not be a persistent, annoying butt-munch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

255 This is an awful, awful idea.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (GcxEq

I think I read somewhere that was something Hamas required. Probably to have future terror targets.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (b4o9z)

256 apropos, Finland's Preceden is a bit a of dummy.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

257 >>> A lot of people called “singers” now can’t even sing the national anthem right. It’s not the easiest song out there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2025 07:27 PM (b4o9z)


I could sing it when I was younger, took steady voice lessons, and had the pipes for it. Very difficult, multiple octave ranges, you have to plan your breathing and diaphragm support extremely well. I was a baritone but could just manage it but had no room for error. No flourishes, just straight.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2025 07:29 PM (3uBP9)

258 A recent survey found 78% of women said taking their bra off when getting home after work was the best part of the day.

Strangely, 83% of men said taking their woman's bra off was the second best part of their day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

259 I know Israel does not need US troops. It must have been at Hamas' and Qatar's begging.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM (g47mK)

260 I've been banned accidentally. Never sock a troll.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

261 We're sending 200 troops to Israel.
Posted by: fourseasons

Well, at least the chow will be good.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2025 07:28 PM (mlg/3)


Maybe in the field kitchen. The "chow" is not good in Israel. You sure as shit will not get a proper cooked hamburger. They do have all the better Euro domestic beers though. Carlsburg. Schneider and such.

But the food ? Not good.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM (GcxEq)

262
runner,

I think so.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM (3ek7K)

263 243 TCN’s got righteous hooters!

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2025 07:31 PM (77rzZ)

264 Daily Mail is much better at covering Mr. and Mrs. Markle.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

265 We're sending 200 troops to Israel.

Daily Mail
Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:24 PM (3ek7K)
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We do this all the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (ZOv7s)

266 Comments are TL;DR so this may be a repeat.

By Canadia's own logic re the Beluga whales, that means any criminal that somehow gets sentenced to life in prison must be put to sleep because that's preferable to a life of captivity. But it's a moot point right, since they won't be sentencing any actual criminals to life.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (144I4)

267 We went to Marineland every summer ... the boy's loved it, and they had great rollercoasters too.

Damn shame about the whales, the park and the jobs lost ...

Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (3sXRv)

268 We do this all the time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (ZOv7s)

wait till Tucker Carlson hears of this ! he will explode!!

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

269 "Big Tish" James indicted for serial mortgage fraud.
------

WTF? I mean, WTF?! Everybody, I mean Everybody does this. I'm obviously being targeted by the rayciss Nazis!

Posted by: Big Tish at October 09, 2025 07:33 PM (XeU6L)

270 browndog, talk to Doof today?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:33 PM (QGLzn)

271 *looks around at sleeping dogs*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2025 07:21 PM

You can't believe *them*. They lie.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Only if you let them

Which is recommended

Posted by: Miklos has a semi lethargic dog at October 09, 2025 07:33 PM (YGmAl)

272 About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

273 We do this all the time.

Never saw a US Serviceman anytime I was there. Not in the airport - there is only one. Not on the streets. Its not a big country at all.

Plenty of Cold War dudes talk about Haifa. But haven't seen a Sailor or Marine there at any time.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:34 PM (GcxEq)

274 I've been banned accidentally. Never sock a troll.
Posted by: fd

Sage advice

Posted by: raimondo on tap at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (YGmAl)

275
Thompson "further said that she was following requirements of the Fisheries Act meant to prevent the exploitation of marine mammals."

Death before exploitation, I guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (oKXMA)

276 wait till Tucker Carlson hears of this ! he will explode!!
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)
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I can't speak for active duty, but National Guard units often go OCONUS and get some sweet trips and our Civil Engineers have gone to Israel over the years to build well or walls or practice stuff. My unit can't be the only one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

277 270 browndog, talk to Doof today?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:33 PM (QGLzn)

Ben, I texted with him ...

He's got a call into AOP ...

Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (3sXRv)

278 Tish James is not what comes to mind when you think of the word "ugly," but she is very unpleasant to look at.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (8x6gM)

279 5 It's a shocking act of revenge.
Posted by: The Media

It's not shocking. It was utterly predictable revenge.
Trump and MAGA owe you fuckers beaucoups revenge.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (fd80v)

280 "About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

What about the men?

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

281 Never saw a US Serviceman anytime I was there. Not in the airport - there is only one. Not on the streets. Its not a big country at all.

Plenty of Cold War dudes talk about Haifa. But haven't seen a Sailor or Marine there at any time.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:34 PM (GcxEq)
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I did the annual report with the photos, so it happened at least once.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (ZOv7s)

282 I've been banned accidentally. Never sock a troll.
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:30 PM


You're not supposed to sock regulars, anyway.

Posted by: Sid at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

283 My suggestion-change National Anthem to the Ramones "You Sound Like You're Sick". Easier to sing, and it's the right message for today.

Posted by: Ramones Seal at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (oftw2)

284 As headlined by NBC:

"Grand jury indicts N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James, a Trump opponent, on bank fraud charges"

They would have preferred to report it as 'Trump supporter', but could only manage to cast it as though somehow being a 'Trump opponent' was significant.


*spit*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (XeU6L)

285 browndog, you know this was meant to be, right!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (QGLzn)

286 About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I've been doing this wrong.

Posted by: Midnight Peeping Tom at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

287 Neither Tish or Comey are getting convicted. Forget it Jake it’s leftist town

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 09, 2025 07:37 PM (5Yz+T)

288 Do they serve sparkling water in prison? Ok maybe Fanta??

Posted by: Tish James Far Cottage Cheese Ass at October 09, 2025 07:37 PM (oOHje)

289 "About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

What about the men?
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM


Depends, I suppose, on whether you don't mind dinner being late.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

290 I can't speak for active duty, but National Guard units often go OCONUS and get some sweet trips and our Civil Engineers have gone to Israel over the years to build well or walls or practice stuff. My unit can't be the only one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

there is a lot of coordination in a variety of spheres that promotes stability and security of the region and the US...

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

291 Perfunctory internet research reveals the average home price in Norfolk in 2020 was around $229K with median value for residential home transactions around $316K. So $137K seems way below market for the time.
Posted by: Democrat pricing

Classic Payola Scheme
Sell politically connected person real estate for half it's fair market for certain considerations. Connected person flips it ASAP. Stupid and greedy will claim it as personal residence for tax breaks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 07:38 PM (/lPRQ)

292 You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2025 06:40 PM (4bYb7)

I'm not 100% on this. Disabled veterans don't pay tax on their disability income, and that's all the income many of them have. Given what they sacrificed, I'm not in favor of denying them the vote.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2025 06:59 PM (zYpTz)

You should not be able to vote if you have never paid income tax, or only paid for a few years, and then spent a longer time on welfare. But Social Security is a different case altogether. Theoretically, at least, you contributed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2025 07:38 PM (Nzhwp)

293 "About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

What about the men?
Posted by: fd
......

the men are at their girlfriend's house waiting for her to get home.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

294 >> Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 09, 2025 07:37 PM (5Yz+T)

Give it a break, home slice. Even Stevie Wonder could see I’m guilty.

Posted by: Tish James Fat Cottage Cheese Ass at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (oOHje)

295 Ok, on the whales, I see the 3 choices like this:

1) Give them to China, they die after a long life of being fed by humans.

2) Turn them loose where they maybe have a hard time adapting, but they die on their own natural terms.

3) Canadian solution, SHOOT THE F*CKERS!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (e/Osv)

296 What about the men?
Posted by: fd

Depends

takes a while to remove all the medals and decorations

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine, feeling pretty at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (YGmAl)

297 there is a lot of coordination in a variety of spheres that promotes stability and security of the region and the US...

There was a ton of coordination to throw up apartments as fast as possible, to import Russian Jews and Ukrainian Jews and pretty much anybody with a trade last time I was there.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (GcxEq)

298 285 browndog, you know this was meant to be, right!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (QGLzn)

I sent you an email last night outlining my thoughts on the matter ... before I knew of AOPs situation.

Two 12 hour days of driving ... lord give me strength

Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (3sXRv)

299 AOP, have you talked to Doof today?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (QGLzn)

300 My wife always appreciated that I could unhook and pull her bra out of her sleeves in 3 seconds. I developed that talent in 1972.

Posted by: Lance Romance at October 09, 2025 07:40 PM (oftw2)

301 You should not be able to vote if you have never paid income tax, or only paid for a few years, and then spent a longer time on welfare. But Social Security is a different case altogether. Theoretically, at least, you contributed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2025 07:38 PM (Nzhwp)
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If we are going to fantasize about this sort of thing, the franchise should be limited to:

Honorably discharged veterans/current members of the Select Reserve (active duty can wait because they are supposed to be apolitical).

Taxpayers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

302 A liberal friend of mine put up a false satirical post about Gavin Newsome winning the Nobel peace prize, and I was tired and fell for it. Then realized it's dumb and false. But with the Nobel committee you never know!

But I somehow doubt Trump will get it.

It was sad to see how many liberal friends of mine approved of Newsome winning it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2025 07:40 PM (gWBY1)

303 If tomorrow Norway Nobel committee does not give Trump the Pease Price, Oslo should be renamed to New Moscow!

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)

304 The skin cells of Haakem Jeffries' noggin need to be introduced to the business end of a clue-by-four.

Posted by: Paco at October 09, 2025 07:41 PM (mADJX)

305 My wife always appreciated that I could unhook and pull her bra out of her sleeves in 3 seconds. I developed that talent in 1972.
Posted by: Lance Romance
......

Quite the foreplay there, Lance.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

306 *looks around at sleeping dogs*

I can fix that.

Posted by: Hasan Piker at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (gKWVE)

307 What about the men?
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)
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The National Review types are out in the cuckshed, waiting for their wife's boyfriend to leave.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

308 browndog, I received the email but thought this would be faster.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (QGLzn)

309 There is huge international pressure to give it to Trump. Those guys on the stupid committee are susceptible of course. They do not do anything independently.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (g47mK)

310 295 Canadian solution, SHOOT THE F*CKERS!

-SLV


Canadians are really digging euthanasia.

Posted by: Paco at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

311 65
'You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.'

This is the way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (fd80v)

312 "About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
-------

I will never forget when, as a young guy, I picked up my girlfriend from work, and as I was driving, she performed some magic, and pulled her bra out of her sleeve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (XeU6L)

313 Big Tish speaks!

In a lengthy statement, James decried the indictment as “nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring!


Hefty Tish ran on persecuting Trump.
Don't recall if Trump ever mentioned her.

Might have been a gag order or some shit involved....

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

314 AH Lloyd, the NR cucks are also flagellating themselves.

"I must not give Trump credit for Middle East peace!"
*whack*
"I must not give Trump credit for Middle East peace!"
*whack*
"I must not give Trump credit for Middle East peace!"
*whack*

etc etc...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (/p+XQ)

315
The "Very Fine Scholar" Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific.

And because blacks have more melanin than whites, well, that's why blacks are the intellectual superiors to whites.

All those brainy skin cells.


This has got to be the absolute dumbest shit I've read all week. Do the progtards truly believe this unadulterated horse shit? They're cat fishing us, right? Lie to me, tell me they're snickering behind their hand and saying "let's tell Bif this stupid shit, and see how he reacts!".

I don't recognize the majority of people in this country as sane mentally 'there' citizens anymore. This fine military smart blog has become my safe place.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (nQoJT)

316
There should be IQ tests for voters.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

317 'You shouldn't be able to vote unless you actually pay income taxes.'

This is the way.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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[applies Hammer Seal of Approval]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:44 PM (XeU6L)

318 308 browndog, I received the email but thought this would be faster.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:42 PM (QGLzn)

it is...

just wanted to make sure you saw the email though

Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at October 09, 2025 07:44 PM (3sXRv)

319 “ Who among the gods is like you, Lord? Who is like you— majestic in holiness, awesome in glory, working wonders?”

Exodus 15:11

Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2025 07:44 PM (KDBTW)

320 Quite the foreplay there, Lance.
Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
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Um, boobehs are the foreplay part, Champ.

I mean, unless your David French and then retire to the 'shed for when the real business starts.

The swift and efficient removal of the bra is an essential skill, a task that must be accomplished seamlessly lest the moment of passion be disrupted.

This is known.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

321 There is huge international pressure to give it to Trump. Those guys on the stupid committee are susceptible of course. They do not do anything independently.
Posted by: runner
_________

You could make a 40 -1 killing on polymarket if you think it's going to happen.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 09, 2025 07:45 PM (XvL8K)

322 Over on MSNBC, they're furiously angry that Trump has put so many Hamas terrorists out of work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 07:45 PM (/p+XQ)

323 Leonard Jeffries was widely mocked and not taken seriously as a scholar after that bullshit.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 09, 2025 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

324 I used to buy into the we think they’re crazy, they think we’re evil line, but not any more. Not since Obama and especially the Biden administration. Since Trump’s return, I’m ready for the balloon to go up. I’m concerned about leaving this for my kids to clean up.

Posted by: Advo at October 09, 2025 07:46 PM (jO4mz)

325 How frequently would we have to have a public hanging of people like this before it started to deter?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2025 07:26 PM (fd80v)

We will never find out until it is tried.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2025 07:46 PM (Nzhwp)

326 This world sho 'nuff gone crazy!!

Posted by: House Cook in A Plumbing We Will Go at October 09, 2025 07:46 PM (wVcYX)

327 And because blacks have more melanin than whites, well, that's why blacks are the intellectual superiors to whites.
.......

That's why the hood rats speak such fine English.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

328 I will never forget when, as a young guy, I picked up my girlfriend from work, and as I was driving, she performed some magic, and pulled her bra out of her sleeve.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Pulling it out your sleeve would be some serious magic.

Posted by: David Miklos-Copperfield at October 09, 2025 07:46 PM (YGmAl)

329 Two men on trial in UK over alleged plot against Jewish community




AKA ISLAM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (x0n13)

330
312 "About 25 percent of women in the US report taking off their bra the moment they get home, and 52 percent do it within the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
-------
I will never forget when, as a young guy, I picked up my girlfriend from work, and as I was driving, she performed some magic, and pulled her bra out of her sleeve.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

42 years this month, and I still stare like an 8th grade middle school testosterone junkie when Smash does this.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (nQoJT)

331 US troops, mostly associated with Patriot batteries, have been in Israel for a long time. Off and on, and also sometimes as exercises. These batteries took part in the air defense against the Iranian missile barrages earlier this year.

And there are other kinds of presence, also as exercises and joint training, that have gone on for years. SEAL friend did many joint training operations with both the equivalent Israeli outfit (Shayetet 13) and border guards' or Shin Bet's commandos.

Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (U/Byj)

332 The sports bra requires you take it all off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)

333 I will never forget when, as a young guy, I picked up my girlfriend from work, and as I was driving, she performed some magic, and pulled her bra out of her sleeve.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:43 PM (XeU6L)
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They can put them on and take them off in ways that seemingly defy physics.

In my misspent college days, we came up with an elaborate prank that required a bunch of guys to pretend to be a cheer squad, and thus we dressed in drag, and were given some bras for stuffing. Everyone was bitching about how to *put them on* because that was a situation we had never encountered before.

This being before Iphones, there are no records of the incident, but it was funny as hell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

334 I want Trump to attend Tish's trial. Sit behind her and stare daggers at her just like she did to him.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 09, 2025 06:31 PM (yjljJ)

And then claim the right of cunt punting her into a volcano.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (snZF9)

335 The sports bra requires you take it all off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)

Go on . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (i24o9)

336
The "Very Fine Scholar" Leonard Jeffries posits, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that brain cells are actually hidden inside of skin cells -- the melanin pigment in skin cells, to be specific.

If that's true then I've got a mole on muh belleh that's a genius.

I'm putting that lazy fucker to work starting tomorrow.

I wonder if he can get an H1B visa to work at Amazon.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (iJfKG)

337 How frequently would we have to have a public hanging of people like this before it started to deter?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2025 07:26 PM (fd80v)

We will never find out until it is tried.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ah

The Scientific Method

*designs replicable experiment*

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (YGmAl)

338 You’re all misogynistic pigs. Especially you, AHL.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (KDBTW)

339 With one exception. He who can not be named was banned many a year ago and shall never darken our gray boxes again because pixy filters out his name.

C'mon! Give me a hint.

Posted by: Paco at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (mADJX)

340 Front hook bras are sublime. Lotsa eye contact during removal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (wVcYX)

341 I’m concerned about leaving this for my kids to clean up.
Posted by: Advo
---------

My great concern is for our culture. Can it survive? Plenty have failed. The decay has most often been on account complaisance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (XeU6L)

342 rhomboid, thank you. I knew we sent troops but couldn't remember if was the Patriot battery or not.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (QGLzn)

343 The sports bra requires you take it all off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)

Go on . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

rules

pics

Posted by: Miklos the rule-based Stickler at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (YGmAl)

344 With one exception. He who can not be named was banned many a year ago and shall never darken our gray boxes again because pixy filters out his name.

C'mon! Give me a hint.

Posted by: Paco at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (mADJX)

Check the guy with the falafel membership herein.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (i24o9)

345 332 The sports bra requires you take it all off.
Posted by: Ben Had

I like the ones that hook in the front.

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (oftw2)

346 Nood. Le Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

347 The sports bra requires you take it all off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)


I could hear more ...

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (GcxEq)

348 332 The sports bra requires you take it all off.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:47 PM (QGLzn)

And that's not happening in three seconds.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

349 account *of* complaisance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2025 07:50 PM (XeU6L)

350 How long before they take off their pantalettes?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2025 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

351 340 Front hook bras are sublime. Lotsa eye contact during removal.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2025 07:49 PM (wVcYX)

Oh god yessss ...

Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at October 09, 2025 07:51 PM (3sXRv)

352 Comrade Flounder, weapons free.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:51 PM (QGLzn)

353 If Trump wins the Nobell prize we at the Brattleboro Ladies Auxiliary and Fart Tube Assioation will hold a Sky Screem ceremony 7:30 Fiday at the Pete Seeger Memorial Native plant and compost fieldd behind the Doller General on Mao ze Dong boulevard downton.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at October 09, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

354 AOP, have you talked to Doof today?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (QGLzn)

No. I am aware he is trying to call me? Please give him my e-mail; I think you have that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2025 07:51 PM (Nzhwp)

355 nood everybody! It's been up for a couple minutes now. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2025 07:52 PM (/p+XQ)

356 You’re all misogynistic pigs. Especially you, AHL.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2025 07:48 PM (KDBTW)
---
I am indeed a wretched sinner, but I can still instantly unfasten a multi-hook with my off-hand. Not really required much, but fun to keep in practice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

357 You could make a 40 -1 killing on polymarket if you think it's going to happen.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 09, 2025 07:45 PM (XvL8K)

is offered in the US ?

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2025 07:55 PM (g47mK)

358 Trump's too busy to hang out at Tish's trial, but he should hire a look alike to sit in the audience every day.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 09, 2025 07:55 PM (rii+a)

359 Being named Hakeem should be an instant disqualification from holding political office. He might as well be named Grifter Magoo.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 09, 2025 07:58 PM (7qjU6)

360 I don't think you need the "WITHOUT EVIDENCE" when mentioning brain cells in the skin. The phrase has been appropriated by the media to try to discredit pronouncements made by conservatives, usually when there's plenty of evidence but they can't be arsed to do a two-second google search (or they did, but want to pretend they didn't). Let the left use the phrase "without evidence." Unless you're using it ironically, in which case I take it all back and bow in your general direction.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at October 09, 2025 08:10 PM (KDpmu)

361 Give it a break, home slice. Even Stevie Wonder could see I’m guilty.
Posted by: Tish James Fat Cottage Cheese Ass at October 09, 2025 07:39 PM (oOHje)

We see nothing.
- NY/DC juries

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 09, 2025 08:26 PM (5Yz+T)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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