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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 7, 2025 [Doof]
ONT Vids Sombrero Vids Keep Coming!
🚨🚨🚨SOMBRERO MEME OF THE DAY - A MUST SEE - WATCH TIL THE END…
— 🌟🇺🇸Nancy Hamm🇺🇸🌟 (@nancy_hamm1) October 7, 2025
🔥🔥 The sombrero memes will continue until you quit holding the American People Hostage!!!
💥SCHUMER SHUTDOWN pic.twitter.com/DwaMReNzhk
----- On the subject of videos that become a meme - this video puts a well know meme in context. I saw this for the first time recently. How about you?
Have you ever seen the original?!
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) October 7, 2025
This is my first time seeing this! pic.twitter.com/x4lViSFdjm
----- This one will likely land differently on 'rons than it does 'ettes
100% true. pic.twitter.com/9m7jWdwuYi
— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) October 5, 2025
Zeroe Caviar is a plant-based fish egg alternative made from seaweed whose creators say tastes just like the real thing. Plant-based food alternatives have been getting increasingly popular over the last few years, with burgers and steaks among the most targeted categories, but few would have imagined we would one day get a vegan caviar. Cleverly named ‘Zeroe Caviar,’ the treat is made using seaweed grown organically off the coast of France, combined with other natural ingredients like cayenne, black pepper, turmeric, laurel, leek, dill and tarragon. It has already been adopted by Michelin-star restaurants and chefs, and according to most reviews so far, it tastes remarkably like real fish roe. “With its delicate textures and exquisite flavors, our caviar will take your taste buds on an unforgettable journey,” the Zeroe Caviar website states. “Made with a deep commitment to marine conservation, our guilt-free caviar lets you savor each bite with a clear conscience. Our caviar is entirely plant-based, meaning no fish or animal products are used in its production.”Hard NO from me on this. What say you? ----- Hard NO on this one, too! The World’s Most Expensive Burger Costs $11,000, Is Only Accessible by Invitation
Families in Taylor, Texas, just got a wonderful surprise — an anonymous donor has paid off all outstanding school lunch debt for students in the Taylor Independent School District. District officials said they won’t be revealing how much debt was cleared or how many students were affected, but the donor asked to remain anonymous. TISD also took the opportunity to remind families that every child is served a meal, no matter their balance or meal status. "Every child is served regardless of their balance or meal status." Hundreds of community members flooded the district’s post with messages of gratitude for the anonymous donor’s generosity.Cool story. Maybe the anonymous donor would like to extend the generosity to an upcoming assembly of Hordelings in east Texas??
(from thisdayinmusic.com) Born on this date in 1968: English musician Thom Yorke who is the singer and main songwriter of the rock band Radiohead.
Born on this date in 1951: American singer and songwriter, John 'Cougar' Mellencamp
Born on this date in 1945: English singer-songwriter, drummer and music video director Kevin Godley. With 10cc, he had the 1975 UK No.1 & US No.2 single 'I'm Not In Love', plus 10 other UK Top 30 hits including 2 No.1's). He was later part of the collaboration duo Godley and Creme
----- Ace mentioned it in the sidebar, and yes indeed I am ABSOLUTELY excited about the Rush tour next year. Do I have a favorite Rush song, you probably aren't wondering. Well, if I absolutely HAVE to choose one, it's this lesser known track from Permanent Waves
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(Jump to bottom of comments)I outfished my Dad a couple times as a kid. That is TRVTH.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:00 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: mot at October 07, 2025 10:00 PM (fIPNY)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at October 07, 2025 10:00 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at October 07, 2025 10:00 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 07, 2025 10:01 PM (kOluj)
I love the top pic. My parents took me to the beach and held me over the waves before I could walk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:01 PM (XQ8QH)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:01 PM (Dka2/)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (Dka2/)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (f0KC7)
Having never had the real thing, I'd have no idea if the fake caviar tasted right or not.
So, I'll pass.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (IC093)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-17
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 7, 2025 (PDT)
Launch Time: 8:54 p.m. PDT ( October 8, 0354 UTC, 05:54 CEST)
https://youtu.be/UPa84DmvCD4
Posted by: Joyenz at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2025 10:03 PM (PB2Bs)
Posted by: LizLem
I've had salmon roe on sushi. Good stuff.
No "caviar" though.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:03 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:04 PM (IC093)
You think we're cats? Easily distracted by... a box!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:04 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:04 PM (S/Y4j)
Doof, excellent choice of Sombrero Schumer on a Taco Tuesday!
And, I'd try plant-based caviar, assuming it's a reasonable price.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:04 PM (8z6SV)
A kid is asking about his Hindu religion as polytheistic and how that squares with Charlie being a monotheistic Christian. And TPUSA as a Christian organization.
Vivek describes his Hindu faith as "ethical monotheistic," not polytheistic. But that the trinity isn't polytheistic either, and there's nuance with his religion the kid is missing. And says he is not running for Ohio pastor, he's running for governor.
This was actually a really good back and forth dialogue. The kid didn't do his homework, and he's nervous, but Vivek is being really respectful. Worth seeing.
Vivek is doing a really good job of capturing the spirit of what Charlie wanted these to be! He's doing a great job.
He said second to his faith and family, he has a third thing that's important. He had the kid come up and gave him a pocket constitution and read the part of no religious litmus tests. And said he wished they could talk more about this over dinner.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (Dka2/)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (TfUTr)
It isn't just sons. I'm really proud of my daughters, who are often more successful and smarter than I am.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (bc2uT)
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I have something else that's also only accessible by invitation.
Probably less than $11K.
Maybe
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2025 10:06 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2025 10:06 PM (E54n6)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:07 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:08 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2025 10:08 PM (98kQX)
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So, it tastes like somewhat rancid fish, pureed into slime.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2025 10:08 PM (PB2Bs)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 07, 2025 10:09 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 07, 2025 10:10 PM (y171U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:10 PM (IC093)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at October 07, 2025 10:10 PM (VCgbV)
It isn't just sons. I'm really proud of my daughters, who are often more successful and smarter than I am.
That's so utterly sweet.
I have a leftist friend that had a lot of childhood trauma. She said she didn't want kids, because if she gave them a better, non traumatic childhood, a healthier childhood, part of her would resent the kid for not having generational trauma.
That was so shocking to me, and incredibly dark. You'll be happy to know I think she will always be childless. You have to heal yourself from that toxicity before you are anywhere near raising an impressionable kid.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:10 PM (IiC8V)
Admittedly, I'm only half-bro on the bread. I fold it under, but use the plastic thingy too. The others are right on.
And as a lefty, I'm not sure I'd put on a righty's baseball glove. But a lefty one? Definitely.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:10 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IBQGV)
Why would anyone make any kind of fake caviar? If you want to save the sturgeon, go ahead, but we don't need more of that stuff on the shelves. That's like figuring out how to make another form of Marmite.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (XQ8QH)
Oooh, Vivek just got asked about pineapple on pizza. He said it depends, add onions and mushrooms and it's ok. He realized by the reaction he's very in the minority!
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IiC8V)
Posted by: Random Lurker at October 07, 2025 10:12 PM (LgG1g)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IiC8V)
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That's it. His political career is officially over.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)
I mentioned Bitmap Books this morning and their scummy actions. It seems the heat on social media was too much.
They have now backtracked and restored to Moses his royalties whilst they are now donating their profits from the first print run of the book to charity.
I still hope they go bankrupt because being ethical is not in their lexicon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (w6y5s)
Wow. Been a long time since I made the list, what with my variable IP and all.
MiladyJo warns me that the FBI keeps track of this list. Bob from NSA will protect me, though, right?
Happy ONT-time, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - woo woo toosday ONT at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: Inland Fisheries Compliance Board at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (oftw2)
"A fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dreams..."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (urtE/)
The Taylor Swift hating cat lady. HAD THE WORST SSRI HAIRLINE!!!!! OMG. ITS A SIXHEAD. NO WONDER SHE IS DISTRAUGHT. SHE GOING TO LOOK LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA IN TWO YEARS.
Posted by: Boom at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (TfUTr)
You fell for that scam too!?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (uQesX)
It's streaming live on rumble and can be seen later in its entirety.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (IiC8V)
Happy ONT-time, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - woo woo toosday ONT at October 07, 2025 10:14 PM (5Ho35)
Bob's on furlough until the democrats vote to restore government funding. Looks like you are on your own.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IiC8V)
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That's it. His political career is officially over.
He could still recover if he wholeheartedly endorses Mary Ann.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
You got your Dream Theater song in like you planned!
Useless trivia: that's their only top-10 song. And the reason their greatest-hits album is called "Greatest Hit."
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (nhCoE)
Hahahahahahaha; no they haven't. The items are virtually untouched in the grocery stores and the companies are going bankrupt. (I may be fuzzy on details here.)
Stop trying to make "plant-based food alternatives" happen.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (FMtrg)
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https://ibb.co/pBSHPyyW
Monterey Bay. No post processing. Photo by me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (tyC0D)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (77rzZ)
The terminally online Twitterati have deduced from playing Taylor Swift's latest album backwards that she is in fact a MAGA supporter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: Bilvrun at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (0P5yr)
From 'Signals'
youtu.be/l9q2d-9RDHU
Not sure about the tour. I understand why they are doing it. 50 years as a band is quite the achievement. Neil Peart's family have given their seal of approval, which is good. The new drummer played in Jeff Beck's band, so she has some serious drummer chops. I've heard that Jeff Beck was difficult to work with so if he approved of her, she's probably pretty good. Don't know anything else about her except hearing she's a prodigy. Rush seems impressed with her so we'll see, I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (bc2uT)
I....well, I....shit....I spun the tongs like a gunfighter.
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (dIske)
Posted by: kelly cereal lurker at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (GxGGi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (IBQGV)
Perfessor, this is why we ask the tough questions of our candidates! Ohioans need to know this shocking position taken by their possible future governor.
New idea: pizza summit.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:17 PM (IiC8V)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2025 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:17 PM (w6y5s)
Where do you find all those fabulous photos?
Hard no on the fake caviar. Srsly?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 07, 2025 10:17 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Some Rat
Thanks Rat!
I’m so blessed to have boys more conservative than I am and a DiL who is pro life, conservative, wants babies and is unvaccinated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:18 PM (GQSbj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (w6y5s)
I don't suppose we ever found out who "ARC Press" is? A couple of different possibilities, but Hawkpilot never gave a link.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:18 PM (77rzZ)
Useless trivia: that's their only top-10 song. And the reason their greatest-hits album is called "Greatest Hit."
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (nhCoE)
I figured that was the safest song of theirs to feature.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
One sythehol, two synthehol, three synthehol, nothing.
The synthehol goggles, they do nothing.
-Mr Scott
Posted by: mindful webworker - synthehol does not get the panties off at October 07, 2025 10:18 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:19 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 07, 2025 10:19 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:20 PM (GQSbj)
I recently learned, my fave sushi place tucks a tiny bit of it into many of their dishes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:20 PM (8z6SV)
Just asked Sarah Hoyt about her appearance on your podcast. She said it'd be a couple months. I didn't know your lead time was that long. Her book came out today.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:20 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Shit, that's a good idea. I do it cause I like the noise they make.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:20 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Bilvrun at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (0P5yr)
15+ years? Wow!
How does it feel to delurk after all that time??
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM
Despite the obligatory satanism of the track "Father Figure". These idiots can't see she's still solidly on their hedonistic side. I bet the video will have one-eye signs, chains, manacles, duality black-white patterns and transhumanist symbolism, too.
None so blind.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM (GYGpZ)
Except for the bread bag. She is turrible at that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (GQSbj)
Sombreros are fun... But whose holding whose hostage?
I see no impact on the streets.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (3fPvA)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I can hear your pinky finger extending from here.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (FMtrg)
But they're so fetch!
Posted by: Gretchen Wieners at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (FLx59)
Had a lovely dinner out with oldest daughter. Will see youngest daughter later this week. Quite a feat when they both live in different city and/or state from you.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (fveCG)
Once the meat's ground up, can you really tell a difference?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Roeing My Boat at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (oftw2)
He's pointing out that Jefferson was a deist as was Franklin.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (IiC8V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (77rzZ)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1975625407321030721
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (Riz8t)
*orders 197 school lunch trays for delivery to MoMe*
Posted by: Anonymous Miklos at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (YGmAl)
Expensive bourbon and caviar are wasted on me. No matter how much money I might have, I am content with fish and chips, a burger and onion rings or a nice egg sausage and cheese biscuit.
Not being refined = cheap happiness.
Posted by: PTSD giver at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (IHzq/)
Where do you find all those fabulous photos?
Hard no on the fake caviar. Srsly?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 07, 2025 10:17 PM (kB9dk)
I get the photos from a guy who hangs out around here. I can't tell you who it is, but it rhymes with "Rob from Ennessay". He gets them from... nevermind - I've already said too much.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (FMtrg)
And "fetch." "Fetch" isn't happening either.
Posted by: A Mean Girl at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (1db1q)
Ever notice that no one ever develops "meat-based vegetables"?
Yeah, there's a reason for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (qpyNK)
Everything "plant-based" is a hard NO from me. If I want to eat plants (and sometimes I do), I'll eat plants. If I want to eat meat, I'll eat meat. End of story.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2025 10:24 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:24 PM (8z6SV)
ITS TUESDAY NOT THURSDAY YOU DOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (GQSbj)
OK. NOW it's Tuesday!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:25 PM (IiC8V)
Posted by: Doof
No matter the choice, nobody can bag on ya for posting something "overplayed....."
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:25 PM (nhCoE)
The five S's. Sweet, savory, salty, sour, and spicy.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2025 10:25 PM (GYGpZ)
Proclaim the Gospel so well and thoroughly, that in six months, your NSA minder is fully convicted of his sin.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:25 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 10:16 PM (bc2uT)
I spent some time checking out her stuff on YouTube today. She's pretty damned good.
Which makes sense... presumably Rush could have their pick of the finest drummers in the world, so if they chose her...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:26 PM (qpyNK)
Expensive bourbon and caviar are wasted on me. No matter how much money I might have, I am content with fish and chips, a burger and onion rings or a nice egg sausage and cheese biscuit.
Not being refined = cheap happiness.
Posted by: PTSD giver at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (IHzq/)
I mean, I'm not interested in caviar, but top-shelf bourbon is pretty damn good, if you ask me.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (lHPJf)
Yeah, there's a reason for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
We beg to differ.
https://youtu.be/HIARm3780Ik
Posted by: Arby's at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (f0KC7)
- "Kamala paid me bigtime for that endorsement"
- "I am the eggplant"
- "Travis is dead"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: runner at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (g47mK)
I have a recommendation for you that's been in my family for generations. Any time we prepare an entire ham, we always have a Velouté sauce on the side to liven it up a bit. In the sauce is the traditional recipe with a little added brown mustard, horseradish, and pureed pineapple.
You'll thank me if you ever give it a try. Heavenly.
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (dIske)
They are very high standards, but they do include the proper day of the week!
Thanks for this and all your other ONTs!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Paul is DEAD!!??
Posted by: Reverse speech expert Miklos at October 07, 2025 10:28 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IiC8V)
I like pineapple on pizza. I'm about to have pineapple on pizza. But only a sick fuck wants pineapple, onions, and mushrooms on a slice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 07, 2025 10:29 PM (QPCEj)
Having never had the real thing, I'd have no idea if the fake caviar tasted right or not.
So, I'll pass.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:02 PM (nhCoE)
So no Zeroe for nhCoe, huh?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 07, 2025 10:29 PM (144I4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (8z6SV)
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I'll never eat a Geno's cheesesteak. Never!
Naw, I would eat it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:29 PM (IC093)
And wife has nice boobs.
Posted by: Gov Cucks of Utah at October 07, 2025 10:29 PM (5Yz+T)
But I prefer provolone to whiz on my cheesesteak.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4)
Little-known fact: the King James Version is under perpetual copyright by the British crown, one of the very few works whose copyright never expires (it's good to be the King).
The copyright is only effective in the UK, but if you want to sell a KJV Bible there, you'll have to pay Chuck Tres Saxe-Coburg und Gotha his whack.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (/nOGx)
And nope to fake fish roe. And I'm not too keen on eating caviar, either. That's bait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, Portnoy's back with Dream Theater, so he's busy.
Harrison is a machine, but he doesn't need a 5th band after Porcupine Tree, Pineapple Thief, King Crimson, and that Harrison/Johnston project.....
Posted by: mikeski skips a beat at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: the Miklosian Mayan calendar at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (YGmAl)
15+ years? Wow!
How does it feel to delurk after all that time??
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:21 PM
More importantly, are you coming to Corsicana? If not, WhyTFNot?! It's TXMoMeX!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (Wnv9h)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1975625407321030721
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2025 10:23 PM (Riz8t)
Why'd they keep changing from the Asian chick for the big nosed White woman? I mean, come on. Her honker was as big as her honkers.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (uQesX)
I figured that was the safest song of theirs to feature.
Posted by: Doof
All of their songs are pretty safe. Just long. Really long. You picked the shortest one and it's about 6 minutes.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 10:31 PM (bc2uT)
Don't care for real caviar, so no way with the fake.
Eleven grand for a burger? Nah, not even if I had that kind of money to toss. That's just too pretentious. Obnoxiously so!
Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2025 10:31 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/HIARm3780Ik
Posted by: Arby's at October 07, 2025 10:27 PM (nhCoE)
Hah!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:32 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:32 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, Portnoy's back with Dream Theater, so he's busy.
Harrison is a machine, but he doesn't need a 5th band after Porcupine Tree, Pineapple Thief, King Crimson, and that Harrison/Johnston project.....
Posted by: mikeski skips a beat at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (nhCoE)
Portnoy would have been incredible. Lots of vids out there of him playing Rush songs.
Danny Carey from Tool would have been another great choice.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:32 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2025 10:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Still would not pay $11,000 for a burger even after winning that much money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:33 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 10:33 PM (IC093)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
HERESY
It says "pay unto Caesar", not "pay unto Chuckles"
Posted by: the King Miklos Version at October 07, 2025 10:33 PM (YGmAl)
so glad my wife and sons loved car-camping trips.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)
That’s kind of you today.
Even better, my boys are good friends. They really
Love each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:34 PM (mT+6a)
Um, why would a dude want his wife to be "bro?"
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
===============
I think it's just a fun test to confirm that there's a difference.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:34 PM (XQ8QH)
Posted by: Anna Puma
What I want to know about the Swifties is how they dealt with this gal opening for her on tour. Even if it was only one show.
https://youtu.be/X1X6Tna5Z9o
Doesn't seem like the same vibe as "Shake It Off."
Posted by: mikeski paints his nails black at October 07, 2025 10:34 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:11 PM (IiC8V)
---
That's it. His political career is officially over.
He could still recover if he wholeheartedly endorses Mary Ann.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
Let's see how he eats a corndog before we jump to any conclusions.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:35 PM (BLHbQ)
Each to their own.
Posted by: Gov Cucks of Utah at October 07, 2025 10:35 PM (5Yz+T)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:35 PM (ZVgZ4)
Hahahahahahaha; no they haven't. The items are virtually untouched in the grocery stores and the companies are going bankrupt. (I may be fuzzy on details here.)
Stop trying to make "plant-based food alternatives" happen.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (FMtrg)
You know it's bad when stores are advertising that their mashed potatoes are plant-based. Granted, that was in the UK, but, wow!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (FMtrg)
We need to do intensive research into bacon-based vegetables.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (BLHbQ)
It's where John Lennon officially signed the papers, ending the Beatles as a band and a legal entity.
It was in 1974, and he was with Julian at the time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: javems at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (8I4hW)
Man set new Guinness world record. Forty seconds. Video
https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/
1974613599663608309
h/t Blazingcatfur
Posted by: mindful webworker - hint: pfffftt at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
It is required to join the Illuminati
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)
What? lol. Is this real?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (5Yz+T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:15 PM (w6y5s)
It probably sounds better backwards, too. Question for the tech-minded Horde: can you even play a digital track backwards?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 10:38 PM (Nzhwp)
Omaha steaks, they sell great stuff. Though the burger stuff never impressed much, because the quality of the burger I’m used to. Bacon is kind of the same. We ordered a bunch of specialty apple wood smoked stuff from somebody online, but it wasn’t worth the cost. It was good, but not that good. Grocery store Bacon is variable for sure, but again you can tell by the way it cooks up whether it is any good or not.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 10:38 PM (fqXHl)
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (YGmAl)
The Ladies Auxiliary, which is called the Illumina-titty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:39 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:40 PM (ZVgZ4)
omg I just listened to a truncated interview with my next governor. Why truncated? Because Phyllis from The Office (or Susan Boyle as she's also being called) got mad at the reporter for asking her these inappropriate things called "follow-up questions" instead of having a "happy experience."
This gem also has a home life that included screaming fits and eff-bombs in front of the kids, and an incident of dumping scalding-hot mashed potatoes on her ex-husband's scalp!
Oh, the staff in Sacramento is going to have fun.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:40 PM (XQ8QH)
And he was with me and my wife two weeks ago when we went to see my Mom in Georgia before she passed away. He got to talk to his Grandma and tell her about his special lady.
It's been a bittersweet fortnight.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (8z6SV)
Godley and Creme "Cry" is the shittiest song and shittiest video ever made.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (QOrsj)
The five S's. Sweet, savory, salty, sour, and spicy.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 07, 2025 10:25 PM (GYGpZ)
Back in the day... that would have been a fine combo.
I can't eat pizza anymore. The sauce, it... comes back up.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (7BLRL)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)
But I prefer provolone to whiz on my cheesesteak.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)
Dude. Who's whizzing on your food?!?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:42 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:42 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:42 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)
What? lol. Is this real?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Hey, the milk I buy is gluten free.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:42 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (QOrsj)
Clearly you haven't heard "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (qpyNK)
No one is whizzing on my food. (Hopefully.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (hr4l7)
I see no impact on the streets.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
--------
They're gonna be furloughed, gonna be furloughed. Big long furlough. The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising he certainly can-can. Start a furlough, a big long furlough. Not gonna fire, might just surprise them. They're gonna be furloughed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Heh. So happened I still had the Dream Theater cut playing so I just watched the sombrero meme with the sound off.
Posted by: mindful webworker - guess I lucked out? at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You can't just load the last byte in the file first and expect it to work, but if you have it buffered up there's no reason you can't play it in reverse. Depending on software.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: RebeccaH at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (VFung)
Hey, the milk I buy is gluten free.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:42 PM (TfUTr)
Are you making fun of me, Some Rat?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (D6+4s)
Godley and Creme "Cry" is the shittiest song and shittiest video ever made.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (QOrsj)
THAT'S what got you to delurk? Ok then - more shitty music videos coming soon!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (TfUTr)
Good-ish news, Sean Duffy is TARGETING California for illegal alien driver's license enforcement. Awaiting Newsom's outrage + defense of illegal aliens driving semis and school buses (those cases specifically discovered in Duffy's investigation).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:45 PM (XQ8QH)
The best is from Lidl, about $7, when they have it.
Publix sells caviar, overpriced at $24 and not very good
Whole Foods has a mix. The Lake Whitefish caviar tastes like nothing, or maybe water. Not worth the $6 or any portion thereof. The Wild Caught Keta Salmon caviar is not bad at $12, but very salty.
Aguston sells decent black or red lumpfish caviar online for $40-50 for a large jar.
Posted by: Thrifty Miklos with Champagne Dreams at October 07, 2025 10:45 PM (YGmAl)
True, "Cry" is *not* Godley & Creme's best song. They made much better, both in and out of their band, 10cc.
Here's my fave of G&C's solo stuff: An Englishman In New York. The lyrics in particular actually sound IMHO like it could have been written by people here.
https://youtu.be/RJre-YHmLaI?si=lObgKUJaNM_cstsp
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:46 PM (8z6SV)
Cry is worse, and Yoko worse than that. Thing is, MTV never played Yopko. The ONT is the only place where I got tricked into looking at a Yoko.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:46 PM (QOrsj)
Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle adult costumes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (w6y5s)
I think sales of adult costumes far exceeds sales of kids costumes. There's usually one or two sections of kids stuff, then the rest of the store is adult and accessories for adults. At least, the one I was in last weekend was that way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (uQesX)
Godley and Creme "Cry" is the shittiest song and shittiest video ever made.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (QOrsj)
THAT'S what got you to delurk? Ok then - more shitty music videos coming soon!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (QMAsf)
Hall and Oates, the single worst successful band of all time.
Supertramp a close second.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (7BLRL)
Congratulations on the DiL to be.
That’s very sweet he got to tell his grandmother about his sweetheart.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (7BLRL)
I actually suffer much the same. I very rarely have reflux - but Italian sauces do it each time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (hr4l7)
Yeah, uh-huh, sure...
first line of the article
Zeroe Caviar is a plant-based fish egg alternative made from seaweed whose creators say tastes just like the real thing.
I mean, what else are they going to say? "We've created fake caviar that kinda tastes like caviar"?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (OGOaV)
SNORT!! No, but had I given it a moments thought, I'd been on that like a duck on Junebug!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 10:01 PM (XQ8QH)
Over the waves? OVER?
I wish.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)
What? lol. Is this real?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 07, 2025 10:37 PM (5Yz+T)
I can't find the photo again, but I think it was at Tesco stores. It looks like they swapped "oat milk" for milk, and made it vegan-safe.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (S/Y4j)
Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle adult costumes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (w6y5s
Anna, they are going all in this year on having legit furry costumes. Heads, sexy body costumes, and tails. Soon we will need a seedy curtained back room section of the Halloween stores for the fetish costumes. Like some video stores had for porn vids.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (r0YQf)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (UCEkw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (mT+6a)
Cry is worse, and Yoko worse than that. Thing is, MTV never played Yopko. The ONT is the only place where I got tricked into looking at a Yoko.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:46 PM (QOrsj)
Yeah, there's a lot of really really awful music out there, but it takes a special kind of awful for your singles to hit the Top 10, and your albums to go Platinum.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:49 PM (7BLRL)
Hahahahahahaha; no they haven't. The items are virtually untouched in the grocery stores and the companies are going bankrupt. (I may be fuzzy on details here.)
Stop trying to make "plant-based food alternatives" happen.
Posted by: Emmie
Even foods that are supposed to be plant-based aren't happening. Like the Covid-lockdown meme of the grocery produce department completely empty, except for one section.
We're desperate, but we're not "Eat Tofu" desperate.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 10:49 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2025 10:40 PM (ZVgZ4)
Whut???? you want people to have.... choice?????
You racist Homophobic Islamaphobic HATER!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (7BLRL)
I actually suffer much the same. I very rarely have reflux - but Italian sauces do it each time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (hr4l7)
Life is cruel.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (7BLRL)
I wish.
Posted by: Kindltot
Thankfully, I never fell for that "You'll reach Japan" crap.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (TfUTr)
Omg. We are not worthy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (mT+6a)
Nurse! It was so good to spend the day with you and Some Rat!
You are more than worthy! Lol
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (QOrsj)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ground brisket burgers are exceptional.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I wonder who got custody of Phyllis Diller's wigs? She had a room full of them on styrofoam heads. And a card catalog full of 50,000 jokes. And a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.
Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at October 07, 2025 10:51 PM (oftw2)
I wish.
Posted by: Kindltot
--------------
Ha. I know. It's difficult when one's so small and they're so strong.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 10:51 PM (z/oz4)
Cry is worse, and Yoko worse than that. Thing is, MTV never played Yopko. The ONT is the only place where I got tricked into looking at a Yoko.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:46 PM (QOrsj)
I met Terry Jacks once. He seemed to hold himself in very high regard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 10:51 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 10:51 PM (JGbxp)
SNORT!! No, but had I given it a moments thought, I'd been on that like a duck on Junebug!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (TfUTr)
Lololol
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:52 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2025 10:13 PM (IBQGV)
I will put just about anything on a pizza, I used to like spam, but I admit the corned beef was a bit much. If you are going to have that sweetness and acidity from fruit or fresh tomatoes, you have to balance it with something savory or umami.
If this is a step too far, then just consider it a focaccia out of line.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 10:52 PM (rbvCR)
It was not $11,000, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - do you want fries with that? at October 07, 2025 10:52 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:52 PM (8z6SV)
I know, I call it budget Kigurumi though the $99.99 black cat head is only about 1/4 the cost of the same type Kigurumi head that is made in China and sold on eBay. Now the $1,000+ ones are yikes.
Terrifying that something that was just a small part of the con scene twenty years ago is now spreading out into the general populace.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:50 PM (QOrsj)
Sweet!
Of course, I assume everyone here knows what 10CC refers to.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (7BLRL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: LizLem
No religious litmus tests for government office...
I can be as bigoted as I chose when voting.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Thrifty Miklos with Champagne Dreams at October 07, 2025 10:45 PM (YGmAl)
That's strange. Considering the part of the fish they come from, you'd think Pubix would have good caviar.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:54 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:54 PM (QOrsj)
Cry is worse, and Yoko worse than that. Thing is, MTV never played Yopko. The ONT is the only place where I got tricked into looking at a Yoko.
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 10:46 PM (QOrsj)
Yeah, there's a lot of really really awful music out there, but it takes a special kind of awful for your singles to hit the Top 10, and your albums to go Platinum.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:49 PM (7BLRL)
About 1/4th of the time, if atmospherics were just right... we could get WolfMan Jack when he was broadcasting out of Mexico....
Yeah... Golden...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2025 10:54 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Only for cannibals, I think.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 10:55 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Doof
This is a corollary of the rule that posting a question on the Internet won't get you the right answer. But posting the wrong answer will.
Posted by: WESLEY ROETHLISBERGER at October 07, 2025 10:55 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (D6+4s)
HELLO Ladyl!!!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:55 PM (QMAsf)
I've put pine nuts on pizza. It was great.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 10:56 PM (UCEkw)
Bonus: Those marshmallow peanuts in the candy aisle....yeah...they don't really taste like peanuts either.
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 10:56 PM (dIske)
Omg. We are not worthy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 10:48 PM (mT+6a)
Yes. So: NO CHUCKLING!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 10:56 PM (uQesX)
The Taylor Swift hating cat lady. HAD THE WORST SSRI HAIRLINE!!!!! OMG. ITS A SIXHEAD. NO WONDER SHE IS DISTRAUGHT. SHE GOING TO LOOK LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA IN TWO YEARS.
Posted by: Boom
She and David Hogg could get married and have children with freakishly gigantic foreheads.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2025 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
*kicks rocks sadly*
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (/WHQH)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Pizza by Deez
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:43 PM (D6+4s)
HELLO Ladyl!!!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:55 PM (QMAsf)
Are you coming to TX?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 10:56 PM (UCEkw)
Rocky Mountain Oysters, sliced thin, would go good on pizza. Nuts, technically.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
__________________________
Depends if we've been drinking or not.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg
I'm going to pass at the high fastball just this once.
But, yes. Yes there are. Pesto and pine nut pizza, and spinach, pine nuts and feta for just two.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (cYBz/)
https://www.youtube.com/embed/cNeoMfS9WBI
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He had his Season in the Sun
Posted by: things Miklos wishes he didn't remember at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Only in Pron movies...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:55 PM (QMAsf)
Are you coming to TX?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (D6+4s)
For what? Is there something occurring there that I should know about?
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (snZF9)
Thx, mo betta now.
Posted by: Mudshark at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (C5ep6)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm in the hoggy boy and greta girl camp myself.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:59 PM (TfUTr)
Are you coming to TX?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (D6+4s)
For what? Is there something occurring there that I should know about?
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
Don't be a DOOF!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:59 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 10:44 PM (QMAsf)
Why do I think that's not a stretch?
Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Orson
But they are OK for people with peanut allergies
Posted by: Miklos has not actually researched this at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (YGmAl)
Once upon a time if consumed too fast
it would come back out your eyes and nose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 10:59 PM (TfUTr)
_____________________________
Greta is slowly morphing into the logo for "Little Dutch Boy Paints". We just need to get her the hat.
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Yes. I've had pine nuts on pizza before.
Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (QOrsj)
Posted by: Mr. Natural
Compressed household dust and food coloring? Yum!
Posted by: mikeski's roomba at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (nhCoE)
Thx, mo betta now.
Posted by: Mudshark at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (C5ep6)
I have a particular client I see once a week, but we switch up the day of the week from one week to the next.
I dread whatever day it is, and I go to bed the night before with a sour taste in my gut.
Tuesday was that day this week, so the rest of the week is downhill gravy!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (Loqug)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Mrs. QED has a two night maximum on camping. But we love road-trips. The kids liked the fact that you can “see” stuff. We took them once to Sea World but never Disney.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Doof
Heard there might be Commemorative Plates!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (TfUTr)
And her finger stuck in a dyke.
Oh wait a minute, phrasing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 11:01 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:57 PM (D6+4s)
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Yall need to start a mome website.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (z/oz4)
It was not inedible.
[pauses to ponder]
Brother & sister = siblings. Father & mother = parents. Similar for grandparents. Male and female cousins are still just cousins. But, nephew and niece = nephew and niece, and aunt & uncle = aunt & uncle. Wazzup with that, English language?
Posted by: mindful webworker - it was the time of the Midnight sun at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: Orson
She'll have her finger in a dyke soon enough
Posted by: Miklos Predicts at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Especially in burgers.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: the King Miklos Version at October 07, 2025 10:33 PM (YGmAl)
Is the Geneva Bible still in print?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (rbvCR)
Because big words like “vegetarian” are JUST TOO HARD.
That phrase needs to be binned to save the language.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (bPFPB)
Posted by: Orson
She was kind of cute for about four minutes. Never has a chick hit the wall so fast.
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:59 PM (D6+4s)
But I'm good at it!
Yes indeed I am heading to Texas. Good Lord willing and all that stuff. Can't wait to see you!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:03 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2025 11:03 PM (w6y5s)
Posted by: The Horde Mind of Miklos at October 07, 2025 11:04 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: steven at October 07, 2025 11:04 PM (QOrsj)
https://shorturl.at/bmIX0
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2025 11:04 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Orson
She'll have her finger in a dyke soon enough
Posted by: Miklos Predicts at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (YGmAl)
I think she does, every time her terlet paper tears.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:04 PM (Loqug)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 10:58 PM (snZF9)
Different Strings?
Entre Nous?
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 11:02 PM (nhCoE)
I think she caromed off the wall when she came out of the chute in the delivery room.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: BurtTC
A lovin' spoonful?
https://youtu.be/ZowTbT6hy3k
Posted by: mindful webworker - um at October 07, 2025 11:06 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2025 11:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 10:59 PM (D6+4s)
But I'm good at it!
Yes indeed I am heading to Texas. Good Lord willing and all that stuff. Can't wait to see you!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:03 PM (QMAsf)
I can't wait to you, too!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 07, 2025 11:06 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2025 11:06 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:41 PM (7BLRL)
I actually suffer much the same. I very rarely have reflux - but Italian sauces do it each time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2025 10:47 PM (hr4l7)
If Prilosec doesn't work, try Floristor - Saccharomyces boulardii. It helps with gut issues like heartburn
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:07 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (8z6SV)
I thought she was the "throuple" congresscritter who had to resign.
Then I watched that vid... GAAAAH! Nope! Not the same one.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (4Gqld)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (D2KR+)
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (dIske)
I'm surprised Israel didn't send the captured flotilla members through a more interesting country, like Saudi Arabia, Qatar, or Somalia.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 11:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:09 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BurtTC
A lovin' spoonful?
https://youtu.be/ZowTbT6hy3k
Posted by: mindful webworker - um at October 07, 2025 11:06 PM (5Ho35)
Yup.
Btw, did ANYONE pick up on my "Sweet!" comment?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:10 PM (4Gqld)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (Nzhwp)
Don Rickles claimed that was Phyllis Diller.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Beverly at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (Epeb0)
Glad you had a nice visit. I had asked where you were going and you answered with the city. Even though I'm pretty familiar with the region I had to look on the map. Ive been thru there several times it turns out. Hope the daytime highs were a welcome change from your usual weather.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: harbqll
They aren't stopping anywhere near me. Even if they did, I still wouldn't go. One, the price, as you've brought up. Two, Tinnitus. My hearing is already pretty crapped out. I'd like to keep what I have, for as long as I can. I will watch the Rush Concert via YT, at some point.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (bc2uT)
21 My willowed thoughts on one question Vivek was asked at this TPUSA event:
A kid is asking about his Hindu religion as polytheistic and how that squares with Charlie being a monotheistic Christian. And TPUSA as a Christian organization.
Vivek describes his Hindu faith as "ethical monotheistic," not polytheistic. But that the trinity isn't polytheistic either, and there's nuance with his religion the kid is missing. And says he is not running for Ohio pastor, he's running for governor.
This was actually a really good back and forth dialogue. The kid didn't do his homework, and he's nervous, but Vivek is being really respectful. Worth seeing.
Vivek is doing a really good job of capturing the spirit of what Charlie wanted these to be! He's doing a great job.
He said second to his faith and family, he has a third thing that's important.
Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 10:05 PM (Dka2/)
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Vivek has impressive discipline. He can stay in character, and hide his contempt for Americans, and his exclusive concern for his own tribe, for days and weeks at a time.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (yG+Ds)
Posted by: harbqll
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It's a mortal sin to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2025 11:11 PM (PB2Bs)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 11:12 PM (JGbxp)
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (D2KR+)
Fortunately, not a problem I will have to contemplate. The only bands I'd pay 700 bucks to see would also require a first-class time machine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:13 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I have a lot of respect for Don Rickles.
He was a Chief Petty Officer in the Navy, you know.
Posted by: Miklos saw CPO Sharkey with his own eyes at October 07, 2025 11:13 PM (YGmAl)
Only the finest roe, sourced from Planned Parenthoods right here in the Golden State, and brined in fresh adrenochrome also sourced from Plan Parenthood. Or "Parentalité Planifiée," as Paul and his hammer wielding Quebecois catamite say.
We never gorge on it before 2am, of course. We're not peasants.
Posted by: Pelosi at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Vast majority of gov employees' paychecks, and all military, are from annual appropriations. No appropriation, no pay.
I would think that the Administration going RIF hammer is delayed to sort out some details on who they think is really "essential".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (D2KR+)
Bullshit. Cite your source.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (QMAsf)
A 'Great Wave' is rippling through our galaxy, pushing thousands of stars out of place
https://bit.ly/471WqNn
ESA officials likened the galactic wave to "the Wave" done by a crowd at a stadium
h/t NotTheBee
Posted by: mindful webworker - panic now, avoid the rush at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (5Ho35)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (n4GiU)
When I got Moving Pictures on cassette it was a penny for that Record of the Month deal back in the 80s. I kid you not.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (GcxEq)
Posted by: Literally Miklos at October 07, 2025 11:16 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:16 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (8z6SV)
Discogs is the best!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (4Gqld)
Posted by: Head on a Swivel
Columbia Record Club still sends collectors to my house
Posted by: Delinquent Miklos at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (JGbxp)
Entre Nous?
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:05 PM (QMAsf)
Yup. Those are recent actually. Bass player dude went on a rampage learning stuff, so I had to pull those out of mothballs. Different strings went to hell since I haven't played it in probably 30 years, so thats a bit of work in progress. That one kinda puts me to sleep, so I'm not going great guns on it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (n4GiU)
Of course. One of their most well known songs - Closer to the Heart - is less than 3 minutes long. Many others.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (D2KR+)
Fuck that, I'll stay home and play the shit myself. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (snZF9)
He was a Chief Petty Officer in the Navy, you know.
Posted by: Miklos saw CPO Sharkey with his own eyes at October 07, 2025 11:13 PM (YGmAl)
Just keep him away from cigarette boxes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (snZF9)
I'll give you $40 for it. 100% profit for you!
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
My Dad threw me in the waves before I could walk.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2025 11:22 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (8z6SV)
Yeah, it's a great service. I want physical media. Amazon seems to want everyone to buy their streaming services.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:22 PM (4Gqld)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:22 PM (8z6SV)
https://youtu.be/1cEFh9zurug
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ginger or Mary Ann - make up your mind at October 07, 2025 11:22 PM (5Ho35)
I refuse to be subject to the whims of these greedy, ultra-woke content curators at Amazon, Spotify, Netflix, et al.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
I keep hearing about mass firings and wiping out entire departments, but nobody seems to have an actual list of who and what will go.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (1db1q)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (snZF9)
Dude pulled that straight out of his rectal database. Nothing has been released yet.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:21 PM (8z6SV)
There you go
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (1db1q)
Start with the mattress tag inspectors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:24 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:25 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 07, 2025 11:26 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (1db1q)
I keep hearing Mike Johnson talk about how awful it is that Chuck Schumer has shut down the government, that millions of Americans are suffering as a result.
How? Why is ANYONE suffering? Because National Parks visitor centers are closed?
That would cause all the Chi Nah visitors to suffer, but Americans? Nah.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:26 PM (4Gqld)
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (QMAsf)
Maybe he's got a guy at Western Union? Could be past posting so he can buy up the tickets and scalp them?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2025 11:26 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
President Trump doesn't want to spoil the surprise.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2025 11:26 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:26 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2025 11:15 PM (n4GiU)
Of course. One of their most well known songs - Closer to the Heart - is less than 3 minutes long. Many others.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:20 PM (QMAsf)
Yeah thats another fave. The farewell to kings album was epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:27 PM (snZF9)
Fly by Night is pretty short. It's also the only Rush song I can sort of play on guitar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:29 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Don Rickles also a Marine. Can you see them in the same group?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 11:29 PM (z/oz4)
The first time they met, supposedly EVH immediately started playing with and destroyed one of Geddy's fave guitars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:30 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (QMAsf)
I'm sure it's not going to be cheap. Mrs B's cousin is a complete Rush retard, he's your frigging twin. He wants to see the entire frigging tour. He was talking LA and mexico city too. Yeah, no. NYC if I see it at all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:30 PM (snZF9)
Reddit is full of stories about how Van Halen screwed over Michael Anthony.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:30 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:29 PM (lUFok)
To bad you weren't going to the MoMe. I would have to hammering that tune.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: From about That Time
Most of them are. Tom Sawyer is under 5 minutes.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 11:34 PM (bc2uT)
The year I finally decide to go will be the year the hosts decide to sell the ranch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:34 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
I keep hearing about mass firings and wiping out entire departments, but nobody seems to have an actual list of who and what will go.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:23 PM (1db1q)
Why do you want a public list?
That would spoil the surprise.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 11:35 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 07, 2025 11:35 PM (SRRAx)
The first time they met, supposedly EVH immediately started playing with and destroyed one of Geddy's fave guitars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:30 PM (8z6SV)
Damn, thats capitol punishment shit right there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:35 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (D2KR+)
Bullshit. Cite your source.
Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2025 11:14 PM (QMAsf)
Go look for yourself. gotickets (dot) com.
https://tinyurl.com/3buck6sz
Posted by: harbqll at October 07, 2025 11:36 PM (D2KR+)
==
The year I finally decide to go will be the year the hosts decide to sell the ranch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:34 PM (lUFok)
I suspect that will be a while yet.
Why *haven't* you decided to get over here, are you some kind of bacon-hating communist???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 11:36 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2025 11:37 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 07, 2025 11:17 PM (JGbxp)
Had a friend who claimed to have run into him in some gift or antique store up on the central coast. Said he was the same in- person as in-character.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 07, 2025 11:38 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 11:36 PM (ULPxl)
I'm bring the taylor ham again lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:39 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:34 PM (lUFok)
If you want to go, you can ride with me from AJ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:39 PM (Nzhwp)
==
I'm bring the taylor ham again lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:39 PM (snZF9)
*tents fingers*
Excellent.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 11:40 PM (ULPxl)
Maybe the anonymous donor would like to extend the generosity to an upcoming assembly of Hordelings in east Texas??
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Put this donor in the Hall of Legends.
Posted by: scampydog at October 07, 2025 11:40 PM (41CYW)
I'll bet you can't get that thing without veggies, that they wouldn't allow it. Bleh.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 07, 2025 11:41 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:41 PM (snZF9)
As of about an hour ago.
Need to slip through something deputizing the whole 75th Ranger Regiment as US Marshalls while they are at it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2025 11:00 PM (dIske)
She is a judas-goat for the rich and socially woke, she lures flotillas of ocean yachts into prohibited waters, where they are seized by the IDF under anti-piracy laws, and sold at auction.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Keyboard rebellion. QWERTY.
Posted by: scampydog at October 07, 2025 11:44 PM (41CYW)
No, just an anti-social asshole. I do take the time to have dinner with AOP and Osprey once a year. We pick a restaurant and go. The AZ micromome is what I've taken to calling it.
This year I took two weeks off work after the foster kid decided living wasn't for her anymore. I'll need another week to take her ashes up to her tribe in Wyoming. So, not going to push too hard on work for even more time off as I do enjoy the paychecks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:44 PM (lUFok)
Need to slip through something deputizing the whole 75th Ranger Regiment as US Marshalls while they are at it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Make the Horde US Marshalls while he's at it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:44 PM (snZF9)
That would spoil the surprise.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 11:35 PM (ULPxl)
I just have the feeling they aren't actually going to do it, since the reaping didn't start on Monday. I think the threat is just a bluff. I could be wrong.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:45 PM (1db1q)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:45 PM (lUFok)
I keep hearing about mass firings and wiping out entire departments, but nobody seems to have an actual list of who and what will go.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
================
I keep hearing that 3 billion illegal aliens have self-deported but I can assure you they haven't left California.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 11:46 PM (XQ8QH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:46 PM (Nzhwp)
Thank you! It's not transport that's the issue, it's time away from work and the side gig.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:47 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2025 11:09 PM (S/Y4j)
I am told that Israel has an agreement with Greece, who have a policy of redistributing them where they see fit.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Is that wtf happens? Damn, surprised she isn't a barnacle infested corpse in an anchor chain by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:49 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Are they sold cheap at auction? Maybe we could Horde-source an ocean-going yacht.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:49 PM (Nzhwp)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:50 PM (1db1q)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:47 PM (lUFok)
Speaking of transport, is the Dodge truck back on its feet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:51 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:49 PM (Nzhwp)
No, you'll end up modifying it for a 1938 mudpuffer engine or some shit. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:51 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:52 PM (1db1q)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2025 11:52 PM (QZThv)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:50 PM (1db1q)
For $11,000? There better be no frigging lettuce.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2025 11:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:49 PM (Nzhwp)
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I'll donate my well-honed skippering skills.
BYOPFD
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2025 11:53 PM (4a+wk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:53 PM (8z6SV)
Nope. It's been sitting there as other higher priority items get taken care of. I've got two shops I can send it to here in town. Still considering just replacing it, which I was going to do anyways to get 4WD.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:54 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:54 PM (8z6SV)
When I saw the oncologist 2 weeks ago, he was somewhat confused as well, so he asked for more information from the hospital's radiology department.
We saw the oncologist again today (scheduled appointment), and he showed us the images that he was sent. There is lots of calcification (indicating tumor cell death) where the smaller tumors had been, but he didn't see any sign of the small tumors anywhere. The area where the largest (8 cm) tumor was now shows lots of calcification and a significant amount of tumor shrinkage.
The largest tumor has now shrunk to 3.9 cm in diameter. The amazing thing about that is that while a tumor of 8 cm has an approximate volume of 268 cubic centimeters, a tumor of 3.9 cm only has an approximate volume of 31 cubic centimeters, A shrinkage of almost 90%!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 07, 2025 11:55 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:56 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2025 11:52 PM (QZThv)
That's Guy Fawkes day. Perhaps a little gunpowder would be welcome.
Won't a million hippos exceed the bearing capacity of the DC pavements?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2025 11:57 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 07, 2025 11:38 PM (QGaXH)
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Jonathan Winters was a barfly at the restaurant where I waited tables in Encino. This was late '70s, early 80's. When he wasn't drinking he'd hang out at one of the server stations and tell funny stories.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2025 11:57 PM (4a+wk)
Posted by: scampydog at October 07, 2025 11:57 PM (41CYW)
Thanks. Fortunately for me it broke in front of the house. I can't get anyone to steal it, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2025 11:57 PM (lUFok)
I've learned that almost NONE of the major companies I might do business with accept direct phone calls or emails to customer service anymore. They all direct you to a puny FAQ, which never has the answers to the questions you have. The instant online chats with real humans are mostly gone now.
I've found that often, the HQ website's account data does not match the credential data in the company's brick and mortar stores. I successfully complete a 2FA session at the HQ website using my cell phone, then get to the IRL store, and get a phone number challenge that is different than the one the 2FA used, and is a number I long ago abandoned.
You can still talk to humans with phone calls to credit card companies, but only with a 45 minute wait on hold. It's going to take a long time to finish doing this with 350+ online accounts
Posted by: gp at October 07, 2025 11:58 PM (BeXAd)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 07, 2025 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)
I don't think they need that, they just need the declaration that a broad risk to the safety and security of federal employees, and a broad violation of civil rights under the color of law, and ship troops in like Eisenhower did in Littlerock.
If there is pushback then start rounding up Antifa in the streets, and their financial backers.
And if the Treasury doesn't have the data on bank transfers supporting Antifa's activity in Portland by now, then Bessant is a fool.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Or one Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: scampydog at October 07, 2025 11:59 PM (41CYW)
However, there's something about Vital Signs that keeps drawing me back.
Moving Pictures is a perfect album by the way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2025 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 07, 2025 11:55 PM (SRRAx)
Amazing, and most welcome news, Teresa! Sounds like that is putting it in range of surgical removal, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:00 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2025 11:45 PM (1db1q)
Per a lady I was pressing apples with this weekend, her job with the Forest Service was furloughed and the scuttlebut is that if the job is unessential enough to be furloughed it is unessential enough to be cut.
We will see.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2025 12:00 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I want to force every one of those manatees to bear my Aryan male offspring.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2025 12:01 AM (4a+wk)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 07, 2025 11:55 PM (SRRAx)
God is good, hon! This is stupendous news!!!! Whooping nd hollering for you!!!!
Posted by: moki at October 08, 2025 12:03 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2025 12:01 AM (4a+wk)
You're going to need a better set of beer goggles. Like the guys witnessing the A-bomb tests used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:04 AM (Nzhwp)
Blue Origin - New Shepard - NS-36
Launch Site One, Texas - Space Affairs Live
Launch date: October 8, 2025
Launch window 7:30 a.m. CDT (1230 UTC, 14:30 CEST)
https://youtu.be/o0KUwpBqsS4
Posted by: Joyenz at October 08, 2025 12:06 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Ian S.
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youtu.be/WTs2ecMqbcw
youtu.be/wavKzXX-Vek
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2025 12:07 AM (sAmhv)
It's eye-opening to learn how many ways Google has insinuated itself into most of my credentialing over the years! Getting away from them is going to be as liberating as learning to drive my very first car was
A book you MUST read: Jaron Lanier's "Ten Arguments for Deleting your Social Media Accounts Right Now." It's OLD, from 2018! Yet it is SO TRUE! I was so damn naive about this shit before, I'm ashamed and embarrassed about it.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:07 AM (BeXAd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 11:53 PM (8z6SV)
On Sydney. You had to ask? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 12:07 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2025 12:09 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:10 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:10 AM (BeXAd)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2025 11:58 PM (rbvCR)
Well then can we start calling him Pessant?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 12:11 AM (snZF9)
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Great news.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:11 AM (z/oz4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:11 AM (8z6SV)
I remember getting on a plane trip one time and taking the latest Atlantic with me. They had a long-form nonfiction piece about fucking concrete that blew me away! Kept me absorbed through most of the trip. Learned a lot. Having this guy tell me I had a shot made my day. He said try New Yorker too.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:16 AM (BeXAd)
Wish there was a Horde Dating Service.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:10 AM (8z6SV)
I think all the good ones are taken here. Well, they're all good ones, thats why they're taken. A friend of mine seems to have decent luck in restaurant bars. I guess it's possible. Every time I go out to eat I see people at the bar, and it's in different places. Just a thought.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 12:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: gp
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Hope these accounts generate a good payday.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Goatweed at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (jK3NL)
Posted by: gp
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As an aside, I'm giving Brave some thought. This is an old laptop, Win 8.1. Anyone have first-hand experience with a download site?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
I definitely feel that here in California, all the good ones are taken. You have to go far, far away from LA and Orange County to find women who are still pretty sane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:10 AM (8z6SV)
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I can refer you to an ugly dude working a boiler room in Lagos who can make your every dream come true.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2025 12:19 AM (4a+wk)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:10 AM (BeXAd)
My only Android device is the Titan Pocket phone. I used an online service to root it, because I was unable to root it myself. Once rooted, I was able to use a little program downloaded from somewhere to open the phone on the PC like it was removable media. And I could read the files in the OS. I removed about a half-dozen Google .asf files, the ones that Google apps needed to communicate with the mothership. Still need to remove more, but Google is esentially defanged on the phone. Of course, I cannot load any apps, but I never used apps, anyway. You don't miss what you never had.
You might want to look at Fairphone, and Murena phones. Expensive, though, but natively de-googled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:20 AM (Nzhwp)
For # reasons, I'm moving off Brave (and all Chromium-based browsers) to #, with # for ad-blocking. But Brave is fine as long as you don't care about #.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:21 AM (BeXAd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (8z6SV)
Free ball surgery 5 states away from california would be a good enough excuse to get the hell out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 12:21 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2025 12:22 AM (rbvCR)
That sounds great! Link? Thanks!
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:22 AM (BeXAd)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:23 AM (BeXAd)
Posted by: CA Token at October 08, 2025 12:24 AM (2+yws)
Cicero, uh, no thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:24 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:36 PM (BLHbQ)
I'm up way too late, but has to comment on this after thinking about it. I'd try the plant based caviar. It's not like fake meat, where it has to look just like it. It's not like fake eggs, where you have to have a substantial amount of it per serving, and there's a big chance to mess it up. Caviar eggs are small and self contained flavor capsules, and the plant stuff should fit in balls small enough to get the flavor essence that mimics the real thing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2025 12:26 AM (Ku6F8)
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[hesitates on account of the Math Rule, but]
V=4/3(pi*r^3)
So, the volume will vary as the cube of the radius.
At any rate, very good news TIFW. Thoughts and prayers continue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
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pffft, I can craft a college diploma in a couple of hours with a photoediting program and print it up for under a dollar. Put it in a nice frame from a thrift store, and nobody will know the difference.
Posted by: I'm a cheap bastard at October 08, 2025 12:28 AM (zrp2q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
url is a tough one: brave.com
Unless you need Windows to run some proprietary software, you could update the laptop to run Linux Mint 22. It runs fine on my old Toshiba Satellite, that shipped with Win 7. Installing programs on Mint is easy. Mostly you just copy and paste a few lines of code into Terminal, which is the command-line interface for Linux.
Something like: sudo apt get Brave Browser (enter). You will be prompted for your system password, and then the whole process just happens like magic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:28 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Berserker
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They've probably been collecting their farts, running the things on methane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 12:29 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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She does have a certain appeal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:30 AM (z/oz4)
"How can you stand up to Trump if you can't answer questions from a Sacramento TV reporter??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:31 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
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You thinking that milk carton in the back of the fridge that's been there for a bit?
Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2025 12:32 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 10:49 PM (7BLRL)
Right. Pretty much no one actually listens to Yoko, but Wikipedia says Seasons in the Sun hit #1 in multiple countries, and the single went gold.
Perhaps the "the worst song that people voluntarily listened to in large numbers"?
Other candidates: "Yummy Yummy Yummy" and "Chewy Chewy", both by "Ohio Express" (not even a real band, as I recall).
Back in the LP days, you could always differentiate the John Lennon and Yoko Ono tracks on someone's "Double Fantasy" album, because the Yoko tracks would be visibly pristine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2025 12:33 AM (qpyNK)
Unless you need Windows to run some proprietary software, you could update the laptop to run Linux Mint 22.
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Have thought about it several times. Just need to figure out to load mint to a bootable thumb drive. This too is an older Satellite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 12:33 AM (XeU6L)
Teresa, that's GREAT!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2025 12:34 AM (XQ8QH)
Sorry, that shit went out the door when they started giving "degrees" in "Angry Studies".
Much as the "sanctity of marriage" disappeared when it became possible to get married in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator, while shit-faced drunk, to someone you only met fifteen minutes ago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2025 12:35 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:22 AM (BeXAd)
I don't have a link...handy. Why? Because I did all this some time ago, when this PC was running Win 7. I still have that HD, and can power down, switch cables, and boot it up, but I am not sure I can find who I dealt with to root it. I just searched "get phone rooted online", and got a few hits. Read several websites, decided one sounded legitimate, and got in touch. It was a woman in Croatia, and she spent nearly an hour getting it done (phone was linked into PC). She earned her fifty bucks. Phone now displays an open padlock icon. Evidently, the Titan phones are hard to root. many more common phones, you can root yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:35 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: raimondo at October 08, 2025 12:35 AM (Lo4la)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2025 12:26 AM (Ku6F
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Darrell, you have to start by liking caviar. Do you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2025 12:36 AM (XQ8QH)
Not sure what you mean, but thanks
Posted by: gp
Some accounts work out, even very well.
Some are complete failures.
Posted by: Miklos has 0 (zero) OnlyFans followers at October 08, 2025 12:36 AM (YGmAl)
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Tapioca beads are a lot less work...
Posted by: I'm a cheap bastard at October 08, 2025 12:37 AM (Onfld)
#432 Hold the phone I think we have a raimondo post that we all agree with.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2025 12:37 AM (XQ8QH)
and enter Brave Browser in the search bar then click download.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:38 AM (z/oz4)
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Adjectives aplenty.
Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2025 12:38 AM (41CYW)
Thank you to ace, the cobs and all the regular commenters here. You all make hard the days bearable, and the good days better.
Cheers
Posted by: DPR VIII at October 08, 2025 12:38 AM (2ZLcM)
"Unless you need Windows to run some proprietary software, you could update the laptop to run Linux Mint 22"
When I reloaded LM 22.2 in one old Acer laptop on a brand new SSD, recovering from last Tuesday's massive hack attack, and verifying the living shit out of it to make sure it's clean and genuine, I didn't have all the problems I had with the first install, where it looked and acted like frickin Gnome. I must have picked the Gnome release by mistake instead
So ignore all the badmouthing I did about Zia Cinnamon. Apologies!
Yes, LM 22.2 Cinnamon is where you all want to be.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:39 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2025 12:33 AM (qpyNK)
IIRC, that song was was written (originally in French) by famed Belgian songwriter Jacques Brel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:39 AM (Nzhwp)
Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Eat them up, yum
Posted by: Dr. Miklos Demento at October 08, 2025 12:40 AM (YGmAl)
Thank you to ace, the cobs and all the regular commenters here. You all make hard the days bearable, and the good days better.
Cheers
Posted by: DPR VIII
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Good luck on your hunt. Elk and/or any hunting season - time away is great.
Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2025 12:41 AM (41CYW)
Weird Al has shown up at his local birthday party for the past two years, and both were at restaurants that are walking distance from me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:41 AM (8z6SV)
Braenyard, even *other Dems* are roasting Katie.
"How can you stand up to Trump if you can't answer questions from a Sacramento TV reporter??"
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Welp, onto Xavier Becerra? We haven't had someone who checks that box yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2025 12:42 AM (XQ8QH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Jaques Brel was no Serge Gainsbourg
Posted by: Le Mikleuse sighs with a young Jane Birkin at October 08, 2025 12:43 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:43 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Win7 wouldn't accept an image as a valid source. I bought a Mint thumb from Amazon for $18 and paid $40 for the install on my Beelink. After all the hours trying to get that image to work I was glad to pay the money.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:45 AM (z/oz4)
But my # browser then told me that "-BiShWT.html" had tried to download.
Somebody still has a hardon for me, I guess.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:45 AM (yziKZ)
and enter Brave Browser in the search bar then click download.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:38 AM (z/oz4)
That works, too. From the Brave website: "Install with one command. "curl -fsS https://dl.brave.com/install.sh | sh"
Paste that into the command line in Terminal, press Enter, type in your admin password, and it all happens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:45 AM (Nzhwp)
The LM website explains it all VERY clearly.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:46 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinions SA de CV at October 08, 2025 12:46 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:48 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
He drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light
Posted by: Miklos, in best Fred Schneider B-52's voice at October 08, 2025 12:49 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:46 AM (yziKZ)
Somehow, for my current install of Mint onto this machine, I managed to download the .iso file, instead of the bootable thumb file. So I burned it to a CD, and booted off that. What works, works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:50 AM (Nzhwp)
The instant the net connection came on, a huge flood of traffic attacked it, instantly disabling the mouse and keyboard first, and I hit the power button within 5 seconds. I shut off the WiFi and turned it back on and it survived.
Somebody out there does NOT like me.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:50 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Xavier?
He never learned the letter "J"?
Posted by: Miklox at October 08, 2025 12:50 AM (YGmAl)
Probably the MPAA rating for his personality.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 12:52 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:50 AM (yziKZ)
Sounds like you need to do all your browsing through Tor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2025 12:52 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 12:53 AM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Mr. Rogers at October 08, 2025 12:54 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 08, 2025 12:55 AM (ZVgZ4)
If I want people to stop attacking me, I have to stop the #thoughtcrime. Not ready to do that, yet.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:55 AM (yziKZ)
I thought she was the "throuple" congresscritter who had to resign.
Then I watched that vid... GAAAAH! Nope! Not the same one.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2025 11:08 PM (4Gqld)
Same here. The "throuple" chick was actually kinda cute, in a slutty sort of way. You'd talk to her at a bar at closing time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2025 12:56 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Not many know this, but Euell Gibbons was actually edible and nutritious
Posted by: fanatic followers of Euell Gibbons at October 08, 2025 12:57 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 12:58 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2025 12:59 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mister Rogers at October 08, 2025 01:01 AM (8z6SV)
They specced the furnace for the second floor too low, so I have to run the furnaces for both floors just to keep the upstairs warm for a few weeks in winter.
I put up with them and their company because they are the only competent tradesmen to be found, here in Shitsburg.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:02 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 01:02 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: fanatic followers of Euell Gibbons at October 08, 2025 12:57 AM (YGmAl)
Many people do not know that some parts of the okra plant are not only edible, but delicious.
Posted by: Youall Gibbons at October 08, 2025 01:02 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 08, 2025 01:03 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: gp
I never did the bag of dog poop thing.
But once, me and some other kids TP'd Mr. Whipple's house.
Thing was, he seemed to like it
Posted by: youthful miscreant Miklos at October 08, 2025 01:03 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2025 01:03 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:04 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:04 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 08, 2025 01:03 AM (3/XaG)
Inorite?
Posted by: the trout what eats salmon eggs at October 08, 2025 01:05 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:07 AM (yziKZ)
There are only 2053 of us commenting this whole week? That's surprising.
Posted by: m at October 08, 2025 01:07 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Youall Gibbons
You say that like it's a bad thing
Posted by: more okra for Miklos, same applies to ersters at October 08, 2025 01:08 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: fanatic followers of Euell Gibbons at October 08, 2025 12:57 AM (YGmAl)
The followers were crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, too.
Posted by: Twix Bears at October 08, 2025 01:09 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 08, 2025 01:09 AM (UGyV5)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:09 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2025 01:09 AM (0nHVk)
I only wish I could edit my monologue up there. Mister Rogers forgot a few things, including admonishing the kids to be extra-careful with an open flame.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 01:10 AM (8z6SV)
Digging through the phone books called one two counties away.
Said he'd be there in 45 minutes. He was.Two hours and 130 feet later I had water. Twelve years later, tidying up for the sale, called the same digger. He charged me mileage this time.
Ha! It was good to see him. Man did he get old.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 08, 2025 01:10 AM (z/oz4)
Posted by: Miklos is amused, and easily at October 08, 2025 01:10 AM (YGmAl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 01:11 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: gp
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It's an old laptop. 10+ years, at least. It has a hard drive, not SSD.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2025 01:11 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2025 01:11 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 08, 2025 01:03 AM (3/XaG)
So, baby daddies.
Posted by: RickZ at October 08, 2025 01:11 AM (gKDq2)
All the more reason to PUT IN THAT SSD!
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:12 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:12 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 08, 2025 01:09 AM (UGyV5)
You would have to have a grudge against your dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 01:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Genial late Nite bartender Miklos at October 08, 2025 01:13 AM (YGmAl)
My cousin lives out in the sticks. He has a DUI on his record, I don't. He insures TWO vehicles for one third the price I pay to insure ONE 2012 Hyundai, liability only, here in Shitsburg. Guess why.
Posted by: gp at October 08, 2025 01:14 AM (yziKZ)
Posted by: azjaeger
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Hi there sailor.
"The Amazon molly has mastered "male manipulation," using male fish from other species to trigger reproduction without contributing their genes, thus ensuring the all-female lineage continues. "
Posted by: Poecilia formosa at October 08, 2025 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos from the Bureau of Labor Statistics at October 08, 2025 01:16 AM (YGmAl)
Somebody out there does NOT like me.
Posted by: gp
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)