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Marxist Gaslight Media Goes Into Overdrive to Hide Jay Jones' Wish That the Young Children of a Political Enemy Be Murdered and Die In Their Mother's Arms

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John Sexton, quoting the terrorist propaganda organization AP:

Republicans are seizing on recently unearthed violent rhetoric from Virginia's Democratic candidate for attorney general in a push to re-shape the state's governor's race -- and tarnish the Democratic Party nationally -- less than a month before Election Day...

The media is deliberately downplaying what this pro-child-murder Satanic Extremist said. Many choose not to report his words at all, and instead call them, like AP did, a "depiction of violence," which makes no sense and is completely inaccurate.

He wished for two young children to be murdered and die in their mother's arms so that the communist cause could be advanced. When this death wish for children was objected to, he doubled down on political violence and stated that only when his enemies feel "pain" will they change their policies to support his own.

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This, of course, is a third-world terrorist's mindset.


The legacy press is circling the wagons for Democratic Virginia attorney general candidate Jay Jones after the release of text messages that could derail his campaign.

Major outlets including The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Reuters and Bloomberg have ignored the scandal involving Jones's disturbing private messages and use of a reckless driving conviction for political gain. Neither story appears on their websites, and none have published follow-up coverage or reactions from political figures -- including President Donald Trump -- to the revelations.

Even CNN downplayed the scandal with a soft headline -- "Virginia's Democratic nominee for attorney general facing pressure over resurfaced text messages" -- that omitted any reference to the messages' contents.


Axios only offered a brief mention Monday, headlining its piece "GOP unveils 7-figure ad campaign on 'two bullets' text by Jay Jones," but the headline likewise failed to explain what the messages actually said.

Oh, and this got a little buried: This cocksucker got arrested for reckless driving and was given the Democrat Special: he would only have to do a few hours of community service.

Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

He claimed his campaign was community service and then logged hours there doing work he was already planning to do.

Reports broke Wednesday -- a classic October surprise -- showing that Jones turned a reckless driving case into political capital by logging community service hours with his own campaign committee, the Richmond Times-Dispatch first reported.

In January 2022, a state trooper clocked Jones driving 116 mph in a 70 mph zone shortly after he left his seat in the Virginia House of Delegates. Court records show his attorney delayed the case four times before securing a "deferred disposition," letting Jones dodge up to a year in jail by performing community service.

He ultimately paid a $1,500 fine and logged 1,000 hours of service in 2023 -- roughly half credited to his political action committee, Meet Our Moment, which is registered with the Virginia Board of Elections but not a nonprofit, and the rest with the NAACP Virginia State Conference.

Republican Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares blasted Jones in a Wednesday post on X, writing, "Instead of taking accountability for his actions, it appears that my opponent submitted a letter to the Court stating that he performed 500 hours of 'community service' for his own PAC, which isn't a charitable organization under state code, to dodge potential jail time."

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Me!

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 05:30 PM (+sNap)

2
The ends justifies the means!!

-Libs

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2025 05:30 PM (IifOV)

3 Wha

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 05:30 PM (+sNap)

4 st !

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2025 05:31 PM (g47mK)

5 I read the content!

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2025 05:31 PM (g47mK)

6 This is not good. They are replaying game 2 Tigers Mariners

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 05:31 PM (+sNap)

7
This Jones guy is everything George Soros dreams about in an attorney General.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2025 05:31 PM (IifOV)

8

I think it's safe to say every Democrat is a nutbag with the potential for violence.

From the ones I've met this is true.

Posted by: REv Dr E Buzz at October 07, 2025 05:32 PM (et1vG)

9 Read the content again. Sigh

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 07, 2025 05:32 PM (eB6bb)

10 This guy, if he wins, will go scorched earth on the people who released these text messages.

Have an exit plan, people, because this guy is seriously deranged.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

11 Jay Jones belongs to the Devil

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 07, 2025 05:33 PM (DoBxX)

12 So they're admitting this is Situation Normal.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:33 PM (krQz2)

13 Jay Jones is too soft-on-crime — including his
Own

That is a good line.

And I like Jason Miyares.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2025 05:34 PM (IeCgc)

14 Homeboy looks fruity

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 07, 2025 05:34 PM (NtVYv)

15 Balloon status: Still. Not. Up.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:34 PM (oSeBJ)

16 When you believe that your politics are so correct that other people deserve pain and death to get there....

You're a ZEALOT.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:35 PM (krQz2)

17 Jones has a funny shaped skull, like the late wrestler Junkyard Dog. I assume it is 3 inches thick with nothing in it too.

Posted by: Bobby " The Brain" Heenan at October 07, 2025 05:35 PM (oftw2)

18 I wish the slapdick fucknuts who puke out copy for the state propaganda organs would stop abusing the corpse of the word "rhetoric".

It's becoming downright distasteful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2025 05:35 PM (06Hmj)

19 Sears didn’t run an ad or plant a yard sign until August. Now, every ad is political.
Anyways, beautiful day today, weather will turn wet and windy soon.

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 05:35 PM (+sNap)

20 These people show that the Germans of the 30s were just normal people.

Fucking psychotic tweekers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2025 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

21 This guy is going to be my Attorney General, a woman who wants to imprison me for not chopping my son's dick off is going to be my Lieutenant Governor, and a woman who wants leftist rage to fuel them is going to be my Governor.

It's absolutely unreal how this is happening.

And yet it is.

I haven't taken planning seriously ever, but I'm taking it seriously now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:36 PM (oSeBJ)

22 Posted by: REv Dr E Buzz at October 07, 2025 05:32 PM (et1vG)

Perhaps it could be amended to "every voting Democrat "because my husband is a DINO and hasn't voted for any since Obama ran the first time. He is quite sane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2025 05:36 PM (IeCgc)

23 This, of course, is a third-world terrorist's mindset.
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Doesn't need the qualifier. Third word or first, terrorism is terrorism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 05:36 PM (B2vkr)

24 Before the Taylor swift post drowns like Ophelia:

>>>isn't the next Taylor Swift on the horizon? Won't Beyonce and Rihanna and Lady Gaga fill the void?

Olivia Rodrigo. Apparently Taylor was jealous and did a reverse All About Eve. Take a naive younger singer under her wing just to shiv her and suck the oxygen out of her career. Same with Lorde. Destroy the competition. Beyoncé is doing the same thing with young black singers. Pull the ladder up behind them.

Chappell Roan is the new hotness. Got her start in drag clubs (pink pony club is about a drag bar in LA she got her start in), is a flaming out and proud lesbian, and can actually sing.


Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (B5KSY)

25
All the carping about "norms" is out the window now. The dems/libs norms is mayhem,murder, and death.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (IifOV)

26 The GOP needs to make this guy the face of the Democrat party. Which he is.

Posted by: He is the embodiment of their evil at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (TbWk/)

27 If he voted for Obama even once, he has some issues.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (PMtkd)

28 Oh, and this got a little buried: This cocksucker got arrested for reckless driving and was given the Democrat Special: he would only have to do a few hours of community service.

Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

He claimed his campaign was community service and then logged hours there doing work he was already planning to do.

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Great work if you can get it. He got lucky. Usually, they have to go do their "community service" at an affiliated nonprofit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (B2vkr)

29 Jay Jones for Attorney General

"Like his family, Jay is dedicated to ensuring his community and Commonwealth embraces every family — no matter who you are or where you come from.
Jay completed his undergraduate studies at the College of William and Mary, and earned his law degree from the University of Virginia. Jay, his wife Mavis, and two sons live in Norfolk, where they are members of the Basilica of St. Mary of the Immaculate Conception."

Really???

Also -
The descendant of slaves, Jay’s family has been in Norfolk since the early 20th century. His grandfather, Hilary H. Jones, Sr., was a pioneering Civil Rights attorney in Norfolk and became the first Black member of the Norfolk School Board. In 1969, he was appointed to the State Board of Education, the first Black person to be named to the board in the history of Virginia.

Jay’s father, Jerrauld C. Jones, was one of the few Virginians to serve in all three branches of state government. (Much more)

Such a man of great privilege and credentials. Can he possibly be a monster at heart?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (NFX2v)

30 The screenshot of the texts *ought* to be on dozens of billboards around VA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)

31 Just give it to me straight, is this having an impact in VA on other races, like the Governors?

I'm still remembering where a Republican George Allen said "macaca" in a senate race and it basically ended his political career. But we damn well know the media will bury this story.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (eIzlH)

32 16 When you believe that your politics are so correct that other people deserve pain and death to get there....

You're a ZEALOT.
Posted by: Axeman



This kind of rhetoric is unbecoming of conservatives. Jay Jones was just jawboning and is a fine example of a man. He'll be a fine AG in Virginia.

Posted by: David 'purity in cuckolding' French at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (D5Zry)

33 Should I nor have said that? Because if I knew I wouldn't have said it...

Posted by: Jay Jones at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (yKqcp)

34 They had no problem bashing Allen every single day for saying Macaca. I still don’t know what that means.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (EYmYM)

35 Posted by: Seems Legit at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (PMtkd)

Either of us voted for Obama either time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (IeCgc)

36 All the carping about "norms" is out the window now. The dems/libs norms is mayhem,murder, and death.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (IifOV)
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But Dems are the only one who can bring civility back to our dialog.

If only people would stop finding their violent death-fantasy tweets!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)

37 Jay Jones is embracing every family except for those who think differently than he does. He wants to murder them

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (kTd/k)

38 Bless the person who released the I wanna kill republicans texts. More of this please!

Can Nicole Shanahan help cut ads playing this every half hour on VA TV until Election Day?

Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (B5KSY)

39 He is a democrat, short of denouncing gay/transgenders he will win. Northern Virginia will carry him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2025 05:40 PM (0N4FZ)

40 35- Meant "neither" of us

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2025 05:40 PM (IeCgc)

41 These texts were sent three years ago. Why did the republican woman he sent them to not release them then?

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (98kQX)

42 Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (eIzlH)

Damn you have to be fast with morons around.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (EYmYM)

43 The conservative case for forgiving Jay Jones and how giving him your vote is what Jesus would want.

Posted by: David "cuckshed" French at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (TbWk/)

44 Just give it to me straight, is this having an impact in VA on other races, like the Governors?

I'm still remembering where a Republican George Allen said "macaca" in a senate race and it basically ended his political career. But we damn well know the media will bury this story.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2025 05:38 PM (eIzlH)

I expect the Dems to sweep all three races. The National GOP simply doesn't want to help Sears. This could be a national story for weeks, but only if Trump starts talking about it every day - Johnson, Thune, et al. aren't going to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (oSeBJ)

45 28 Oh, and this got a little buried: This cocksucker got arrested for reckless driving and was given the Democrat Special: he would only have to do a few hours of community service.

Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

He claimed his campaign was community service and then logged hours there doing work he was already planning to do.
++++
Great work if you can get it. He got lucky. Usually, they have to go do their "community service" at an affiliated nonprofit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (B2vkr)

"In an exclusive statement, Restoration News received confirmation from New Kent prosecutor Randy Del Rossi that Jay Jones did not have permission to complete community service with a political organization."

This may not be over for Jones - the prosecutor may reopen the deal b/c it became public and Jones attested to these hours being appropriate and counting (which might be lying to the court)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (tOcjL)

46 They had no problem bashing Allen every single day for saying Macaca. I still don’t know what that means.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (EYmYM)
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It's basic Alinsky. Never stop while you're enjoying it.

Only stop when it "becomes a drag".

They have ZERO problem seizing and pouncing on anything a non-leftie says.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

47 Cernovich is noting that the VA GOP is not doing much to boost the Winsome-Sears campaign. I suspect the GOP governors are also not doing a lot.
Winsome-Sears hasn't helped her own case, admittedly. How many podcasts has she been on? Interviews on FOX, or OAN or Newsmax? Anyplace friendly should do, the footage will get onto Youtube and nobody really cares about the media label anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (gKWVE)

48 If these demotwats didn’t have 24-7 snuff fantasies running in they little pea brains, their neurons wouldn’t be firing at all.

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2025 05:42 PM (2h4Ku)

49 "These texts were sent three years ago. Why did the republican woman he sent them to not release them then?
Posted by: huerfano"

Look at who was in power.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2025 05:42 PM (vFG9F)

50 39 He is a democrat, short of denouncing gay/transgenders he will win. Northern Virginia will carry him.
Posted by: Mister Scott



*hic*

Posted by: Coven of Karens, NoVA Chapter at October 07, 2025 05:42 PM (D5Zry)

51 Again, this is the democrats moral vision for America, death to their opponents and skating for their crimes.

What are conservatives going to do about that?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2025 05:42 PM (wd4e/)

52 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

53 Democrats, openly aligning with the same methods Hamas promotes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

54 Jay Jones is embracing every family except for those who think differently than he does. He wants to murder them
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (kTd/k)
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No. He just wants them to suffer until they become enlightened, like him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

55 This entire party - the Democrat Party - should be outlawed as a terrorist party. Andrew Breitbart had it right - Fuck you! War!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (9RaL8)

56 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)
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Evidence.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

57 They had no problem bashing Allen every single day for saying Macaca. I still don’t know what that means.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (EYmYM)

Same here. I am going to look it up now.

It's a genus of primates, or macuaqe monkey

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 07, 2025 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

58 When you believe that your politics are so correct that other people deserve pain and death to get there....

You're a ZEALOT.
Posted by: Axeman


And a psychopath.

But mostly a psychopath.

And if you believe your opponent's little kids deserve death?

You're a demon. In the literal "call us Legion" sense.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2025 05:44 PM (nhCoE)

59 >>> The GOP needs to make this guy the face of the Democrat party. Which he is.
Posted by: He is the embodiment of their evil at October 07, 2025 05:37 PM (TbWk/)


The GOP needs to do practically anything in VA which it doesn't seem like they are doing. It feels like in addition to the GOP being feckless losers they actually pick a few races every few years to completely screw up to hand to their leftist buddies. It feels like they picked VA for losing.

Because they have done f-all. And of course the Dems will use VA wins to snowball into the next election. Conversely, crushing dems in VA after everything they've put into it, would send a shockwave through the remaining D donors. Sweep the damn leg, idiots! But no, it feels like, based on what I've read, the GOP is going to to throw it.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 07, 2025 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

60 41 These texts were sent three years ago. Why did the republican woman he sent them to not release them then?

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (98kQX)

My bet - b/c she's mainly a RINO (she screwed the base hard on 2 social issues in the last 4 years) and realized the R base in her district was not gonna turn out and elect her back in to the VA House...now, she's probably a shoo-in b/c the base will thank her for this release.

No politician is ever honorable...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 05:44 PM (tOcjL)

61 I would like the administration to take off the gloves.

Now. If the left is itching for war let them get riled up enough to start it. The only thing holding them back is that they don't want to be perceived as the ones starting CW2.

That's it. Otherwise they'd be full on war. Which, IMO, is going to happen on their terms if we let them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2025 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)

62 How do scum like Jones survive so long?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kTd/k)

63 Old news. Debunked. Without (oops) evidence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (63Dwl)

64 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)
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Republican kids falling off cliffs naturally.

1-2-3-... *yawn* makes 'em sleepy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (krQz2)

65 "These texts were sent three years ago. Why did the republican woman he sent them to not release them then?
Posted by: huerfano"

Because she would have been arrested for something by the junta.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (oSeBJ)

66 Trump has not endorsed Earle-Sears, has he ?

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (g47mK)

67 These texts were sent three years ago. Why did the republican woman he sent them to not release them then?

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (98kQX)

Got her all tingly in the pudding hatch.

Posted by: Hybristophilia knows no party at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

68 Jay Jones is embracing every family except for those who think differently than he does. He wants to murder them
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:39 PM (kTd/k)
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No. He just wants them to suffer until they become enlightened, like him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM


You are not wrong, I have encountered liberals in my life that think exactly like that, especially after Trump won.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)

69 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

Fucking kids.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (oSeBJ)

70 62 How do scum like Jones survive so long?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kTd/k)

Nepo baby.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 05:46 PM (tOcjL)

71 Oh come on, who among us hasn’t driven 116 in a 70?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2025 05:46 PM (MHP2v)

72 Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:41 PM (gKWVE

It's not like the voters don't know the differences. If you're on the fence on who to vote for at almost the beginning you shouldn't be allowed to vote because you're retarded.

To me it's like commercials for McDonald's. Waste of money.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:47 PM (EYmYM)

73 I need a shot of gasoline
I'm hittin' 116
I get so hot, I see steam
Forget the day, 'cause we're gonna scream

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2025 05:47 PM (MHP2v)

74 We need common sense Democrat candidate control.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 07, 2025 05:48 PM (5yDGQ)

75 Two sets of laws. One for Donks, and the other for Normies.

I may need to stay silent on this thread.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 05:48 PM (knVV4)

76 The Funky Bunch was NOT GAY!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2025 05:29 PM (aTgV0)
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They sure stunk though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (krQz2)

77 What's the worst part about hitting 116?

....

There's only one of 'em, and she ain't even your daughter!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (06Hmj)

78 The GOP is worthless. Worse than worthless. I actually despise them more than the communist Democrats cause the Democrats tell you to your face what they're going to do. And then do it. The worthless Republicans tell you they'll fight for you. And then fucking don't.


And what I hate the most is that they're the only game in town. So I fucking have to vote for them or it's Bolshevik Revolution 2.0. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (0Ge21)

79 Hey Jay.
Benjamin Buford Blue wants his bottom lip back.

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (R2gO3)

80 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

>Fucking kids.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (oSeBJ)

------
The Bad Orange Man

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (UCEkw)

81 That 116 on a 45 advertisment should have used a road with 45 as speed limit and not a highway as background.

Does anyone know the road?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (SlB3L)

82 Jay Jones was caught recklessly driving 116 miles per hour on I-64.

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Let he who has not driven 116 mph on the highway cast the first stone.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

83 How do scum like Jones survive so long?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kTd/k)

You can't project your normie biases onto these people. Being vicious, murderous, and hate-filled is a feature, not a bug. This is the party of killing babies, mutilating children, and getting rid of consent laws. You cannot be a good person and support this shit, let along work to spread it.

Posted by: Evil is good if you're a Democrat at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (TbWk/)

84 What a fucking sack of shit. I mean, democrat, so of course.

And now that we have goddam election season and early voting started weeks ago, who knows how many votes he's already gotten from dummycrats with a twinge of conscience that may have reconsidered in light of this.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (D3N8m)

85 15 Balloon status: Still. Not. Up.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning


They have a pill for that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (MVrLh)

86
FFS Miyares, do something BOLD.

Cancel a few other things and spend money for someone to track Jay Jones every step of the day with a speaker blaring those words constantly. Follow him in a car painted with those words on Jennifer Gilbert's kids. Make some damn noise about this.

Where are those guys who chased Dan Rather in Manhattan yelling "Kenneth, what is the frequency?" The yuppies who tried to levitate the Pentagon?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (XQ8QH)

87 I've never driven a car that wouldn't get wonky above 90. I drove an old impala that felt super smooth up there, like you were floating on water, and that was the scariest. I'd rather a vehicle that warns you through the steering and suspension that bad things are coming rather than lulls you into a dream. I've never owned a nice car.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (3uBP9)

88 I downloaded Brave browser on my PC and this site flowed like sweet honey from the rock.

Then I did the same on my iPad, outcome just as good.

The acid test will be viewing YouTube. Supposedly those ads will also be blocked. I am so sick of YouTube ads, which are trending to scatology and medical disinformation.

Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (petZR)

89 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 05:49 PM (0Ge21)

Hundreds examples where you're wrong but the dozen where you're right control the narrative.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (EYmYM)

90 How do scum like Jones survive so long?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kTd/k)

You can't project your normie biases onto these people. Being vicious, murderous, and hate-filled is a feature, not a bug. This is the party of killing babies, mutilating children, and getting rid of consent laws. You cannot be a good person and support this shit, let along work to spread it.

Posted by: Evil is good if you're a Democrat at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (TbWk/)
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A pimp's love isn't like a square's love.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (krQz2)

91 Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:47 PM (EYmYM)

Winsome-Sears needs moderate Virginians to feel like she's a mainstream choice and not a novelty act. That's the worry with a lot of Based Black Conservatives, like Mark Robinson in the next state south. The media tagged him as unserious so Carolinans sat him out.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (gKWVE)

92 "People" like him need to be driven out of society.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (RjOoY)

93 Wow Virginians are even bigger assholes than I'd thought.

That's really saying something.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (wBaIH)

94 A pimp's love isn't like a square's love.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (krQz2)

Even pimps would balk at this shit.

Posted by: Choppin' off dicks? Oh HELL naw! at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (TbWk/)

95 71 Oh come on, who among us hasn’t driven 116 in a 70?


Posted by: Elric the Blade


I don’t think my lesbaru can go that fast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (MVrLh)

96 Most mafiosa know the price of their lifestyle would likely be dying young. Democrats live forever

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 05:53 PM (kTd/k)

97 Hundreds examples where you're wrong but the dozen where you're right control the narrative.


We're on the verge of Civil War. Lot of good those 'hundred's of examples' have done us to prevent it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 05:53 PM (0Ge21)

98 84 What a fucking sack of shit. I mean, democrat, so of course.

And now that we have goddam election season and early voting started weeks ago, who knows how many votes he's already gotten from dummycrats with a twinge of conscience that may have reconsidered in light of this.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2025 05:50 PM (D3N8m)

Miyares sprung this as an Oct 1 surprised BECAUSE the die hards would already have their votes in (there was no changing day 1 voter minds - they are the zealots). If he did it before voting started, even by a day, Ds would have been at the courthouse dropping Jones and getting a new nominee, even if it delayed early voting a week.

But, now, it's too late to unring the bell. And this is the best shot for Rs in the state. And he's doing whatever he can to win it (b/c I'm sure Miyares knew about these texts)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 05:53 PM (tOcjL)

99
What are righty objections to Winsome-Sears, anyway? I see complaints that she's not much of a campaigner, what else?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (XQ8QH)

100 Posted by: banana Dream at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (3uBP9)

My 2013 Nissan Frontier will do over 100 easily, still smooth as glass. It does not have cruise control, so I have to be careful. Our Hyundai Elantra, as well. Cruise control is your friend on I-25 in Wyoming (north of Casper).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)

101 Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:52 PM (gKWVE)

They couldn't figure that out in her 4 years as LT Governor? Admittedly I don't know how much exposure she gets.

In Texas the Lt Governor gets a lot.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (EYmYM)

102 Because the Cultural Marxist Propaganda Ministry won't announce their wishes Conservatives won't be killed

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (+qU29)

103 I think I've pushed my hunk of junk to about 110 but I was driving through west Texas at the time.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (gKWVE)

104 I've never driven a car that wouldn't get wonky above 90.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 07, 2025 05:51 PM (3uBP9)
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I drove a car that had been at 115. I didn't do it, but I know it hit that speed.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

105
Jay Jones is advocating genocide against white people, right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (z/oz4)

106 55, seconded!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (K7MIk)

107 Yes, depicting is doing a lot of work in the AP headline.

Depicting political violence.
Despicable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (AZf41)

108 My ex-BIL had a 911 Turbo. It was almost impossible not to speed in that car.

But when we got caught speeding, and we did, we paid the fine. A novel concept for Democrats but there it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

109 If Virginians sit the election out or don't vote straight Republican they seriously deserve what they get. Spangenberger gas said nothing as to how she'd govern, which we know what that means. The AG candidate is openly fantasizes about killing people including children.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (pwtJC)

110
Jay Jones is advocating race riots against white people, right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (z/oz4)

111
What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Electric sheep

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

112 yeah, the Texas Constitution is an outlier. EJ Davis was a tyrant. He had to be a tyrant, because he was dealing with a Klan with a throbbing turgid boner for him, but - tyrant.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:56 PM (gKWVE)

113 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Jay Jones is a raging asshole, and likely a psychopath. In other words, he's perfect for today's Democrat party.

In the meantime, I just read that Kristi Noem actually met with OR governor Tiny Kotex a few hours ago. Wonder how much hair was pulled? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 05:56 PM (8z6SV)

114 Oh I forgot about Sabrina Carpenter! She's the fun girl next door that is charming AF and is DTF and Netflix and chill. I suspect Taylor is jealous and is trying to channel her sexiness. So she has her guest on the album and dresses like an aging showgirl on her album for attention.

Wood is an attempt at being sexy cheeky like carpenter, and is bombibg because that's not Tay Tay's brand.

Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 05:56 PM (B5KSY)

115 Oh come on, who among us hasn’t driven 116 in a 70?

It may have been in a 65? But been there, done that. Lots of fun so long as the road is long and mostly straight.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2025 05:56 PM (TN0g+)

116 Because the Cultural Marxist Propaganda Ministry won't announce their wishes Conservatives won't be killed

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (+qU29)
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They shouldn't have to say it, though.

We should just understand it.

And understand how warm and good these people are when we find violent fantasy texts on their phones.

And then go right back to knowing that they are the good guys. No matter how many right-wingers get shot.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:56 PM (krQz2)

117 ... so after Davis, Texas created a Constitution which gave the Governor maybe less authority than Queen Victoria had over England at the time.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

118 I hope that regardless of the outcome of this race, Jay Jones finds himself on the receiving end of several permanent restraining orders from these Republican families.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8z6SV)

119 ... so after Davis, Texas created a Constitution which gave the Governor maybe less authority than Queen Victoria had over England at the time.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE)
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As is their right.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:57 PM (krQz2)

120 99
What are righty objections to Winsome-Sears, anyway? I see complaints that she's not much of a campaigner, what else?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2025 05:54 PM (XQ8QH)

She's got the Ted Cruz/Ron DeSantis problem - she doesn't present as approachable and likeable. It doomed them nationally...it doesn't help her locally (b/c this state follows that national trend)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 05:57 PM (tOcjL)

121 The democrats will not abandon Jones. He is EXACTLY who they want in as attorney general. He won't go after Antifa, he'll fight Trump 24/7 on anything, and he will offer cover and shelter to all the far left that will take Virginia apart.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2025 05:58 PM (IifOV)

122 I hit around 116 mph on the Autobahn and immediately had a Mercedes pass me going about 150 mph.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2025 05:58 PM (kanec)

123 I have no idea what my sad compact would top
out at. 85 is about as fast as I've gone, and that's at the edge of my competency under optimal conditions. Based on Houston traffic, I don't really trust my fellow Houstonians to be at 116 on the highway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 07, 2025 05:58 PM (y+qgR)

124
Polite Republicans don't embarrass their opponents. It's Just Not Done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2025 05:58 PM (tgvbd)

125 LizLem, I've read Sabrina Carpenter is an utter nepo baby. I think her father is a major record executive, so she never had to pay any dues whatsoever.

I've also read that Sabrina is big on raging misandry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 05:59 PM (8z6SV)

126 Republicans are seizing on recently unearthed violent rhetoric from Virginia's Democratic candidate for attorney general in a push to re-shape the state's governor's race -- and tarnish the Democratic Party nationally -- less than a month before Election Day...

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It's Republican Noticing that's tarnishing Democrats ... Not their own disgusting and perverted Democrats terroristic words and behavior.

Got it. Be better, AP and LOL GFY;

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 05:59 PM (IZfNY)

127 80 Maybe a little more is fastest ever had my F-150.
40 years ago had my Mustang over 120mph a few times, that car could move

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 05:59 PM (+qU29)

128 They canceled the local Hispanic festival because no one was going to show up with ICE around. I believe the phrase they might use is "No burrito".

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2025 05:59 PM (vFG9F)

129 What do Demoncrats think about when they're not thinking about murder?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Electric sheep
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)
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Murdering electric sheep.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 05:59 PM (krQz2)

130 Winsome-Sears needs moderate Virginians to feel like she's a mainstream choice and not a novelty act.
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"Novelty act" you say?

Posted by: Maxine, Jasmine, Karen B, Lori L, Mayor Tiffany, at October 07, 2025 06:00 PM (TN0g+)

131 I drove my friend's BMW M3 up to 125 on I -45 at 3am . It had a lot more in reserve but I shut it down . I got a little scared frankly.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 06:00 PM (EYmYM)

132 99
What are righty objections to Winsome-Sears, anyway? I see complaints that she's not much of a campaigner, what else?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Republicans don't seem to get it. Democrats will step up and give another a hand. If she's not a good campaigner then a couple of charisma's should go on the route with her and set her up proper.
(A couple of Trumper's who whisper, don't forget us)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 06:00 PM (z/oz4)

133 I got my jeep up to probably 110 or so. Well past both harmonics of the Death Wobble. It was disturbing how smooth the thing went going that fast.

Then it damn near puked the back pumpkin out as i decelerated through 80 again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2025 06:01 PM (06Hmj)

134 Republicans are seizing on recently unearthed violent rhetoric from Virginia's Democratic candidate for attorney general in a push to re-shape the state's governor's race -- and tarnish the Democratic Party nationally -- less than a month before Election Day...
Is there any indication he's closer to sanity now?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 06:01 PM (kTd/k)

135 We had a Kia Rio that would go 100. Drove US 50 in UT and NV in that thing. We didn't try more than 100 . The hamsters in the engine would have died.

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 06:02 PM (UCEkw)

136 Republicans are seizing on recently unearthed violent rhetoric from Virginia's Democratic candidate for attorney general in a push to re-shape the state's governor's race -- and tarnish the Democratic Party nationally -- less than a month before Election Day...
Is there any indication he's closer to sanity now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 06:01 PM (kTd/k)
++++
He wasn't insane then.

Despicable, but not insane. The Party is a terrorist organization. They aren't insane, they're merely evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:02 PM (B2vkr)

137 132 99
What are righty objections to Winsome-Sears, anyway? I see complaints that she's not much of a campaigner, what else?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Republicans don't seem to get it. Democrats will step up and give another a hand. If she's not a good campaigner then a couple of charisma's should go on the route with her and set her up proper.
(A couple of Trumper's who whisper, don't forget us)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07,

Better money and time would be spent going door to door and bringing good folks to their early voting sites for the next 5 weeks. Anyone you know that would vote Winsome should be brought in. That's how you win VA - not with more ads.

It's what Youngkin did - turn out the red areas at never before seen rates in an off year election, which was still Covid affected here...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2025 06:02 PM (tOcjL)

138 nova local, I sure hope that was the plan and that it works. It's gonna be a harsh turnabout if any of these 3 psychos get elected here.

I haven't seen any ads going after spanbueger's bullshit law and order veneer, when she wants to make va a sanctuary state. that bitch sounds like a ypung Hilary Clintoon too.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2025 06:03 PM (TfztZ)

139 Sparkling Wiggler

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2025 06:03 PM (Cj6+D)

140 I saw Raging Misandry open for The Dixie Chicks at Burning Man '90.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 06:04 PM (IZfNY)

141 "Even CNN downplayed the scandal with a soft headline -- "Virginia's Democratic nominee for attorney general facing pressure over resurfaced text messages" -- that omitted any reference to the messages' contents"

Because not a nearly as bad as Trump said pussy

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2025 06:04 PM (PTDkx)

142 Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

He claimed his campaign was community service and then logged hours there doing work he was already planning to do.
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It's like being a sociopath is now a requirement to be an elected Democrat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2025 06:04 PM (vL0rw)

143 I hit around 116 mph on the Autobahn and immediately had a Mercedes pass me going about 150 mph.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 07, 2025 05:58 PM


I buried the speed odometer on my 1970 Chevy Nova on the autobahan driving it to Bremerhaven to ship it back to the states in 1975. It was like I was standing still, I was passed constantly. The windshield wipers wouldn't even touch the glass I was going so fast. I eventually brought it down to 100mph and ran the right hand lane for most of the trip.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2025 06:04 PM (0N4FZ)

144 Reckless driving in this case is tied to mph over the posted speed limit. Automatic revocation of license and mandatory court appearance. Sometimes we would knock a few mph off the violation to get it under the reckless charge, which was within LE discretion. In this case, knocking 40 off the violation would be asking a bit much...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (MZ+PY)

145 You win the center by winning your base without being a retard.

The center are spineless idiots just looking for the right club to stand in line for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (06Hmj)

146
I've never driven a car that wouldn't get wonky above 90. I drove an old impala that felt super smooth up there, like you were floating on water, and that was the scariest. I'd rather a vehicle that warns you through the steering and suspension that bad things are coming rather than lulls you into a dream. I've never owned a nice car.
Posted by: banana Dream

Same for me with cars. Now that Ducati i have...that thing is just settling into its pace at 110. I've (mistakenly, swearsies) had it up ton138 without noticing any difference at all between 110 and 138. The tach has another 3 grand to go before red line too. Skeery as fuch when I caught it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (knVV4)

147 If Republicans want to win, play this on ads on billboards in high traffic areas.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (wyEkt)

148 2009 Cobalt SS turbo. Car could move. 125, easy. Felt like we were doing 75.

That turbo charged 2.0 liter Ecotec built by GM was something else.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

149 Trump is toxic in swing areas.

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (T1QkV)

150 I had a motorcycle that would go 137.

I had a car that would go 124.

The rev limiter would shut them down after that.

I was an idiot when younger.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

151 She's got the Ted Cruz/Ron DeSantis problem - she doesn't present as approachable and likeable. It doomed them nationally...it doesn't help her locally (b/c this state follows that national trend)...


Fucking people need to grow the fuck up. Our very survival as a country is at stake and these people act as if they're voting for the fucking prom queen or student body president.


Fucking democracy is way, way over-rated. When you have shallow, empty voters like these.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (0Ge21)

152 Senator "Da Nang" Dick Durban got called out by the US AG for lying about his Vietnam Record.

So, Dick were you with VM02 stationed in Da Nang with Thomas Magnum during the SEA War Games ????

Posted by: Jackson at October 07, 2025 06:06 PM (xl8DV)

153 This post feels pouncy and seizey.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2025 06:06 PM (7Oofa)

154 Chairborne: Republican leaders love losing more than actually having to work and solve problems. It's that simple.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 06:06 PM (8z6SV)

155 >>> 151
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Fucking democracy is way, way over-rated. When you have shallow, empty voters like these.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (0Ge21)

That's why we gave you a fcking republic.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at October 07, 2025 06:07 PM (ULPxl)

156 Skeery as fuch when I caught it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:05 PM (knVV4)

Belt or chain?

Anytime I had my bike up to speed I just thought of the chain breaking. Paranoia will destroy ya.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 06:07 PM (EYmYM)

157 Has anyone watched Gixxr Brah's ewe toob video where he took a Yamaha r6 from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes?

That dude cray cray

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:08 PM (knVV4)

158 120 on BMW K100RS (motorcycle). With passenger.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2025 06:09 PM (BLDFX)

159 >>> This guy is going to be my Attorney General, a woman who wants to imprison me for not chopping my son's dick off is going to be my Lieutenant Governor, and a woman who wants leftist rage to fuel them is going to be my Governor.
It's absolutely unreal how this is happening.
And yet it is.

A reminder to Florida: the Desantis Days are not guaranteed forever. Shore up the red line in case you hat happens to NYC and VA happens to you too.

Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 06:09 PM (7XEMO)

160 This level of entitlement is stupendous. Don't you know that no rules apply to the specially chosen, chosen by their own egos, that is.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (unUNN)

161
Belt or chain?

Anytime I had my bike up to speed I just thought of the chain breaking. Paranoia will destroy ya.

Posted by: Willie Nailer

Chain. I check, clean and lube it every week too. I watched Crash Test Goat lose his chain on his Panagale at 150mph. I slapped him in the back and fortunately didn't get caught in his suspension and lock it all up.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (knVV4)

162 when hakeem talks, crap runs out of both sides of his mouth.



Posted by: cherries in season at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (8ocT3)

163 Fucking people need to grow the fuck up. Our very survival as a country is at stake and these people act as if they're voting for the fucking prom queen or student body president.


Fucking democracy is way, way over-rated. When you have shallow, empty voters like these.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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Amen. I reminded my sweet southern Mama today that these leftard loons want us dead. This is not a time to bless their heart or expect our leaders to be kind.

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (UCEkw)

164 BiL has a chipped up stroked out Lightning he can get up to 160...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (06Hmj)

165 Paranoia will destroy ya.

There is iron in your words.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (BLDFX)

166 That's the loathsome idiot Blumenthal who got called out (finally) on his absurd lies about Vietnam service, by Bondi, at a hearing. She also had nice slaps at other Dem cretins on the committee. I think it was Profiles in Courage Blackburn who slapped Durbin around, over something specific I can't of course now recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2025 06:11 PM (U/Byj)

167 > when hakeem talks, crap runs out of both sides of his mouth.
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But.... is it really "crap" or.... you know, something else?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2025 06:11 PM (Q4IgG)

168 >>> Has anyone watched Gixxr Brah's ewe toob video where he took a Yamaha r6 from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes?

That dude cray cray
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:08 PM (knVV4)

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No. But I have watched a vid where a guy road the Tail of the Dragon 9 min.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 07, 2025 06:11 PM (kE3Gz)

169 Fastest on two wheels I've ever gone? Kawasaki 900 Z1. 110 MPH.

Looking back, probably the dumbest high speed thing I've ever done. Triple digits on 1970's motorcycle tech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

170 That's why we gave you a fcking republic.


I get it. I get it. I ( and I'm sure many others) use 'democracy' as short hand for a government elected by the people. I don't have time to write out the tenets of republican representative government every time I talk about our particular system of government. Sheesh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM (0Ge21)

171 Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:10 PM (knVV4)

That used to be my nightmare when I road daily even with maintenance.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM (EYmYM)

172 Young athletes have had careers destroyed by something stupid they tweeted at 14 but this evil pos will skate

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 06:13 PM (kTd/k)

173 Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

---------------

Very meta and beta: a self-nepotizing incel.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (+N8FI)

174 >>> 125 LizLem, I've read Sabrina Carpenter is an utter nepo baby. I think her father is a major record executive, so she never had to pay any dues whatsoever.

So is Taylor Swift. Her dad was in banking. The evil record company she railed about buying her album originals? Supposedly her dad was on the boards of something and had a stake. So he profited from the evil sale of his daughter's albums to the evil record producer. Or at least gave her a heads up, but she pretended to her fans it blindsided her, so once again she could be the underdog they root for.

And Beyonce didn't come from a hardscrabble trailer trash life either.

So many of these starlets are handed carefully crafted careers from a young age. Taylor included.

Posted by: LizLem at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (2EMxM)

175 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (Gu+AZ)

176 >>>Better money and time would be spent going door to door and bringing good folks to their early voting sites for the next 5 weeks. Anyone you know that would vote Winsome should be brought in. That's how you win VA - not with more ads.

It's what Youngkin did - turn out the red areas at never before seen rates in an off year election, which was still Covid affected here...
Posted by: Nova Local
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Maybe so. Out here people are loath to answer the door past 5:30, it's irritating. But TV ads sway the election. Different regions different effects.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (z/oz4)

177 Auto index slot.

Posted by: support link at October 07, 2025 06:15 PM (KuK8S)

178 >>> 157 Has anyone watched Gixxr Brah's ewe toob video where he took a Yamaha r6 from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes?

That dude cray cray
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:08 PM (knVV4)

20 minutes would require an average 180mph +/-.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2025 06:15 PM (ULPxl)

179 >>> Fastest on two wheels I've ever gone? Kawasaki 900 Z1. 110 MPH.

Looking back, probably the dumbest high speed thing I've ever done. Triple digits on 1970's motorcycle tech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

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Yep. The fact that I have multiple times gone faster on a bike then I have ever gone in a car qualifies me as a true moron.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 07, 2025 06:15 PM (kE3Gz)

180 Braenyard, I finally got around to listening to the Portnoy vid you posted last thread.

You can tell that Mike can get bored with this type of drumming quick.

And he doesn't seem to understand that you can't move the beat around that much in a pop song.

Still a lot more interesting and the "sick beat" section is just tasty.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)

181 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (Gu+AZ)

A lot are switching parties . Not that I like that either. Just dilutes the conservative platform.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 07, 2025 06:16 PM (EYmYM)

182 The Left is a terrorist movement.
The Party is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:17 PM (B2vkr)

183 When this Jay Jones thing first broke, I didn't think we had any chance of getting him to drop out or get dropped.

But now?

We just might get it.

Sweet.

Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:17 PM (9odVt)

184 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (Gu+AZ)
++++
There are. They just don't matter. They are reviled by the base and there is no future - and barely even a present - for them. Some of them are switching parties to shore up the GOP wing of the Party, under "the alligator will eat me last" logic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:19 PM (B2vkr)

185 Not sure there even is a Democrat now

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 06:19 PM (+qU29)

186 Evil won’t give up, you know.

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2025 06:19 PM (DXbAa)

187 Young athletes have had careers destroyed by something stupid they tweeted at 14 but this evil pos will skate

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 06:13 PM (kTd/k)



Yep. Good point. And without the lying, cheating, subversive, Pravda loving media, they don't get away with it. They have inordinate control over how stupid, inattentive voters view their country - and vote accordingly. First Amendment, Shmirst Amendment...no self governing people can survive this level of overt manipulation and deceit. Things have been allowed to go too far out of balance - mainly because of the fucking worthless, dickless Republicans that have allowed it to come to this point. A point at which mindless adherence to the Constitution is nothing more than a suicide note to what was the greatest country - blemishes and all - in all of history.


Time to take the gloves off.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:20 PM (0Ge21)

188 yeah, the Left literally want us off this planet, and dead.
Here's Jane Goodall.
youtu.be/5vKf1ovfh2w

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

189 I think they all went to Marxists, some are Socialists

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 06:20 PM (+qU29)

190 Hitler did some thing.

Posted by: butkus51 at October 07, 2025 06:20 PM (+yda9)

191 I get it. I get it. I ( and I'm sure many others) use 'democracy' as short hand for a government elected by the people. I don't have time to write out the tenets of republican representative government every time I talk about our particular system of government. Sheesh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM (0Ge21)
---
And when have Democrats ever returned the favor of using words *you* prefer?

For myself, nothing comes to mind.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

192 I hit around 116 mph on the Autobahn and immediately had a Mercedes pass me going about 150 mph.
Posted by: Beartooth
......

I hit 95 mph on a BMW 1000 on the Autobahn and my brother-in-law disappeared in front of me on his Suzuki. I thought I was gonna die. I throttled down to about 70 still scared shitless.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (UjdFS)

193

20 minutes would require an average 180mph +/-.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Here ya go.
https://youtu.be/EP9rcdI8nr8?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (knVV4)

194 173 Guess where he chose to do those community service hours?

That's right: Working on his own political campaign.

---------------

Very meta and beta: a self-nepotizing incel.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 06:14 PM (+N8FI)

*******

Sheeeeeeeeet...if I could figure out a way to do a 1000 hour community service requirement at my actual, get paid job instead of picking up trash at the DMV parking lot on the weekend?

I'd jump on that.

Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (9odVt)

195 Goodall all but said, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee

Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

196 This blonde is discomfited by the staggering rise in leftist terrorism and the open celebration and defense of it:
http://tiny.cc/j7kt001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (B2vkr)

197 Jon Stewart still spreading the bullshit that ICE is attacking grandmothers and and zip tying children.

Link to Breitbart.
https://tinyurl.com/3jhfvr9y

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (5xuJ/)

198 149 Trump is toxic in swing areas.
Posted by: Accomack
------------

Show me on the blue and red election map.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (z/oz4)

199 There are. They just don't matter. They are reviled by the base and there is no future - and barely even a present - for them. Some of them are switching parties to shore up the GOP wing of the Party, under "the alligator will eat me last" logic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:19 PM (B2vkr)
---
They just need to stay quiet lest they say something that gives their lack of extremeness away.

Like Taylor Swift: "Hey I like this man on woman thing."

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

200 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.


An extremist Democrat wants to kill you. A moderate Democrat wants an extremist Democrat to kill you.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (0Ge21)

201 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.


An extremist Democrat wants to kill you. A moderate Democrat wants an extremist Democrat to kill you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (0Ge21)
---
C'mon now. You could just give up your vote and they might let you live.

Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)

202 I think that’s why he is not here in Virginia.

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2025 06:24 PM (RBD82)

203 I-5 in SoCA is wild. 100+ is "cruising."

Did a trip to Palm Springs from Monterey and joined up with a couple nutters doing 125. Milage sucks.

Otherwise... not bad.

YMMV (literally)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2025 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)

204 Wonder what Herman Cain would say?

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2025 06:25 PM (DXbAa)

205
Jon Stewart still spreading the bullshit that ICE is attacking grandmothers and and zip tying children.

He and Jessica Tarlov are on the same page.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2025 06:25 PM (63Dwl)

206 Goodall all but said, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
Posted by: gKWVE at October 07, 2025 06:21 PM (gKWVE)
++++
Yup

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:25 PM (B2vkr)

207 The Democratic party said: 'let those without sin cast the first stone.' I mean if they are offering...I've never wished death on my rivals' children and piss on their graves.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at October 07, 2025 06:26 PM (+0cJM)

208 Reminds me of a John Lenin , imagine you have no dick.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 07, 2025 06:26 PM (EyfuW)

209 I don't know a single moderate Democrat. They may think they are moderate but they all despise Trump and think the Tranny/Gay stuff is just "love is love". I have no interest in engaging their ideas. Those who are not family I no longer engage at all.

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (UCEkw)

210 I'd like to see ICE attack and zip tie Jon Stewart's nuts.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (0Ge21)

211 An extremist Democrat wants to kill you. A moderate Democrat wants an extremist Democrat to kill you.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (0Ge21)

*******

Good adaptation from the extremist vs moderate Muslim trope.

Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (9odVt)

212 >>> Young athletes have had careers destroyed by something stupid they tweeted at 14 but this evil pos will skate

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 07, 2025 06:13 PM (kTd/k)

=====

Remember the Iowa guy, that asked for Venmo money for beer. He donated 500K, matched by AB, to the iowa city children's hospital? Look what happened to him because of a tweet when he was 16.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (kE3Gz)

213 I've had two of my Mercedes up to 100 mph, both on CO roads. I wouldn't try it on the bumpy crunchy things they pretend are roads here. Both cars were solid and stable and gave me confidence in what I was doing.

Then I saw a sign: "WATCH FOR BISON ON ROAD." I slowed down quick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (omVj0)

214 Good adaptation from the extremist vs moderate Muslim trope.
Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (9odVt)
++++
They're more alike than they are different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (B2vkr)

215 " The Left is a terrorist movement.
The Party is a terrorist organization." Posted by: Joe Mannix

"That is how we get things done.
So it shall be, so it ever was."

The Mafia

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2025 06:28 PM (vbXSk)

216 There are. They just don't matter. They are reviled by the base and there is no future - and barely even a present - for them. Some of them are switching parties to shore up the GOP wing of the Party, under "the alligator will eat me last" logic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:19 PM (B2vkr)

"Personally I would never wish death on a political opponent's kids and say I'd go piss on their graves, but I'm not going to prevent anyone else from doing so. They have their opinion and that's fine. I'll continue with the party that supports it though."

Posted by: Moderate approach at October 07, 2025 06:28 PM (TbWk/)

217 I expect the Dems to sweep all three races. The National GOP simply doesn't want to help Sears. This could be a national story for weeks, but only if Trump starts talking about it every day - Johnson, Thune, et al. aren't going to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

==

What does that mean exactly because the "national GOP" is basically Trump now.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2025 06:28 PM (eIzlH)

218 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (B2vkr)

*************


Truth.

Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:29 PM (9odVt)

219 Then I saw a sign: "WATCH FOR BISON ON ROAD." I slowed down quick.
--------
I worked with a guy back in the late '80s who hit a cow on a remote highway in the middle of nowhere, Western Kansas. He was driving one of those "big as a whale" Chryslers from the 1970s. He survived the crash, but had two black eyes from hitting his head on the steering wheel at impact.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

220 Jon Stewart still spreading the bullshit that ICE is attacking grandmothers and and zip tying children.

Without evidence!

Posted by: Evidence is SOOO white patriarchy at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (TbWk/)

221 Chairborne, yup.

Katie Porter, who wants to run to replace Gavin when he's term-limited, just had a meltdown when asked by a reporter on camera, how she intends to win over the 40% of Trump voters in California. Her response was basically "I don't need them, I don't care about them, and I'm not goiog to waste my time with them." Paraphrased, but watch the video.

https://tinyurl.com/5n922r8u

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (8z6SV)

222 Just when you think they can't sink any lower....

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (n4GiU)

223 200 There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat.


An extremist Democrat wants to kill you. A moderate Democrat wants an extremist Democrat to kill you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2025 06:22 PM (0Ge21)

Funny.... just like Moslems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (mP0Kj)

224 Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2025 06:30 PM (TN0g+)


******

Lotta kids get killed hitting cows like that in their cars.

Posted by: EFG at October 07, 2025 06:31 PM (9odVt)

225 ==

What does that mean exactly because the "national GOP" is basically Trump now.
Posted by: Leupold
--------------------

When is the election? Trump has timing down to an art. He won't say much till the best time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ asd at October 07, 2025 06:31 PM (z/oz4)

226 Jay Jones speaks for the democrat party and their wing flapping demons. Expose his coven.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 07, 2025 06:31 PM (ehY6c)

227 What does that mean exactly because the "national GOP" is basically Trump now.
------

Yes. "We" don't have a party. "We" have a leader, and the GOP rides his coattails and can't wait until he's out of office so they can go back to concentrating full-time on their grifting.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2025 06:31 PM (TN0g+)

228 Long ago said show me a Democrat and I will show you someone who wants the Gulags to open.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 06:32 PM (+qU29)

229 Republicans, when elected, try to represent everyone.

Democrats, when elected, only represent other Democrats, especially the most angry Ds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2025 06:32 PM (8z6SV)

230 In January 2022, a state trooper clocked Jones driving 116 mph in a 70 mph zone shortly after he left his seat in the Virginia House of Delegates.

--------------

[In best Bernie Mcguirk Irish brogue from "Imus in the Morning:"] "Which doesn't belong and why?"

. George Washington
. Patrick Henry, Jr.
. George Mason
. THE James Madison
. Thomas Jefferson
. THE James Monroe
. THE Psychopath POS POC Jay Jones?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 06:33 PM (DcNYf)

231 169 Fastest on two wheels I've ever gone? Kawasaki 900 Z1. 110 MPH.

Looking back, probably the dumbest high speed thing I've ever done. Triple digits on 1970's motorcycle tech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM

I never want to do this and this is why women live longer than men.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 07, 2025 06:34 PM (AZf41)

232 New thread from the boss.

Posted by: Dad of Six at October 07, 2025 06:35 PM (SoUeZ)

233 There are 2080 working hours in a year. Take away two weeks for vacation, you have 2000 hours and 1000 hours is six months. Are you telling me he committed 3 FULL MONTHS in one year to community service??? RUFKM??

Posted by: Indy Bill at October 07, 2025 06:35 PM (oHbDU)

234 >>> Looking back, probably the dumbest high speed thing I've ever done. Triple digits on 1970's motorcycle tech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 07, 2025 06:12 PM

I never want to do this and this is why women live longer than men.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 07, 2025 06:34 PM (AZf41)

=====

I don't need a speed limiter on my bmw. My wife's fingernails in my sides work just fine

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 07, 2025 06:35 PM (kE3Gz)

235 had a Mercedes pass me going about 150 mph.

February, death valley, 105 with passenger on sweeping corner. Passed by a good ol boy on decked out goldwing with passenger and trailer. Good times

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2025 06:36 PM (IKC5a)

236

I never want to do this and this is why women live longer than men.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Seriously. Watch a few of Gixxr Brah's date videos. There are dumbass girls riding with him doing wheelies on the interstate at 100+mph.

He did have wreck recently in Cleveland, effed himself up good. I'm waiting for that video to come out. He did post an after video where he had nothing but 3 minutes of blue sky where his ass was out cold after the wreck.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2025 06:37 PM (knVV4)

237 My wife and I are wondering what a woman we knew in Richmond will be doing. On the one hand, she's a pussy hat wearing cat lady with severe TDS. On the other, she has met and detests Abigail Spanberger. (Whose district was, at one time, only a mile from our house, and that of the woman I'm referring to.) But we cannot see her voting for that Jamaican immigrant. (My wife says we'd be having fun if we were still in Richmond.)

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 07, 2025 06:37 PM (s0JqF)

238 Jay Jones is too soft-on-crime — including his own.

--------------

That's a good line that I'll have to steal ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 07, 2025 06:38 PM (DcNYf)

239 We had a nice four years here in Virginia. The Democrats are going to get back in power and punish us for it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2025 06:38 PM (MZ+PY)

240 I have no interest in engaging their ideas. Those who are not family I no longer engage at all.

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 07, 2025 06:27 PM (UCEkw)

I haven't spoken to my folks since my mom told me Charlie Kirk had it coming.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at October 07, 2025 06:41 PM (oSeBJ)

241 What does that mean exactly because the "national GOP" is basically Trump now.


Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2025 06:28 PM (eIzlH)

It mostly means money. Dem coffers are filled to bursting with out of state and national level donations. Not true for seats the RNC and Republican Governors association aren't helping.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at October 07, 2025 06:43 PM (oSeBJ)

242 Looks like FAA traffic tower workers are joining the Democrats to get this shutdown over

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2025 06:45 PM (+qU29)

243 After his whole hearted sniveling adolescentish apology posted online the VA FOP tells Jay Jones to STFD AND STFU THEN GTFO punk ass bitch.
Virginia Fraternal Order of Police demands ‘unfit’ Jay Jones drop out of AG race immediately
https://tinyurl.com/29xy2mhz

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at October 07, 2025 06:50 PM (VPPG8)

244 We have a nood.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 07, 2025 06:59 PM (s0JqF)

245 Jones is falling right now. He won't win. He's dragging down the Lt. Gov too. Sears is in trouble though.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 07, 2025 10:22 PM (VY+bQ)

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