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Dogs Are Good Eggs Open Thread
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
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We don't deserve dogs.
Posted by: toby928 at October 13, 2025 01:24 PM (jc0TO)
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Blade!
Posted by: toby928 at October 13, 2025 01:24 PM (jc0TO)
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Dachshunds are G-d's chosen dogs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)
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I confess to liking nice Ace.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (jM63s)
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Our lab ate all the halloween candy because somebody didn't put it away when they got home from the store.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (IifOV)
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Jackson Goldstone wins the UCI World Cup Downhill Title in Quebec:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
...it got Willowed in the last Thread.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
...it got Willowed in the last Thread.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:26 PM (BG2Yo)
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Wish I could have a dog
Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (xatjc)
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Nothing will make you smile harder than a pack of Dachshund puppies running directly toward you at top speed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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Load. Reload. Crash.
Posted by: NCKate at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (4bYb7)
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I confess to liking nice Ace.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (jM63s)
Don't encourage him.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (jM63s)
Don't encourage him.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (i24o9)
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Speaking of "willowed" what ever happened to her? I can't recall the last time I saw her here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (WPL6O)
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There are Yootoob sharts that show some wild critter being rescued by hoomans, and then through the course of a minute or so of vid, they show the critter bringing its family to "thank" the hoomans, or in some cases, to come live with them.
I assume those are fake.
I assume those are fake.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (RkhkS)
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> Dachshunds are G-d's chosen dogs.
We had a Dachshund when I was a kid. I loved her. She was sweet and cuddly and protective. I miss you, Strudel!
We had a Dachshund when I was a kid. I loved her. She was sweet and cuddly and protective. I miss you, Strudel!
Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (Yp6az)
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>>Load. Reload. Crash.
When the Live Editor is open for Ace, the Main Page kinda locks up on reload.
It's how I know a new Post is percolating.
When the Live Editor is open for Ace, the Main Page kinda locks up on reload.
It's how I know a new Post is percolating.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (BG2Yo)
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AKC Herding trials can be with ducks, cattle or sheep.
AKC Herding trials can be with ducks, cattle or sheep.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (tgvbd)
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Jackson Goldstone's winning Run from Mt St Anne, this weekend. He took the World Cup Title with this run...insanity.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:20 PM (BG2Yo)
Damn, insane. Their was some tricky stuff in there. Just the physical aspect was is gnarly. He was flowing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:20 PM (BG2Yo)
Damn, insane. Their was some tricky stuff in there. Just the physical aspect was is gnarly. He was flowing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
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You kinda wonder about a border collie's thinking pattern.
I think they just like bossing things around.
I think they just like bossing things around.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (krQz2)
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Dachshunds are G-d's chosen dogs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)
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More guts than sense.
Dachshunds are G-d's chosen dogs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)
__________
More guts than sense.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (tgvbd)
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@14
>>We had a Dachshund when I was a kid. I loved her. She was sweet and cuddly and protective. I miss you, Strudel!
I'm partial to Dachshunds and Beagles, nothing is funnier than a litter of Dachshund and Beagle pups going at it.
>>We had a Dachshund when I was a kid. I loved her. She was sweet and cuddly and protective. I miss you, Strudel!
I'm partial to Dachshunds and Beagles, nothing is funnier than a litter of Dachshund and Beagle pups going at it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (XV/Pl)
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I'm being guarded and shepherded around my daughter's house by a 3 year old border collie. I've moved in here for the duration and she has apparently taken me on as her project.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (DCWfW)
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You kinda wonder about a border collie's thinking pattern.
I think they just like bossing things around.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (krQz2)
Border collies... the politicians of Karens.
I think they just like bossing things around.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 01:30 PM (krQz2)
Border collies... the politicians of Karens.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:31 PM (RkhkS)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 13, 2025 01:31 PM (Ch4Qk)
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9 Nothing will make you smile harder than a pack of Dachshund puppies running directly toward you at top speed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Then you outta like Disney's The Ugly Dachshund movie starring Dean Jones and Suzanne Pleshette.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Then you outta like Disney's The Ugly Dachshund movie starring Dean Jones and Suzanne Pleshette.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (WDjG6)
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My boy Duncan (Who has been shown on the Pet Thread) was the embodiment of chill.
Had a friend show up at the house with his wife. Wife was mortally terrified of dogs. Duncan sensed that she was scared of something (It couldn't possibly be him) so he walked over and quietly leaned against her.
Had a friend show up at the house with his wife. Wife was mortally terrified of dogs. Duncan sensed that she was scared of something (It couldn't possibly be him) so he walked over and quietly leaned against her.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (7xrfc)
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Hi vmom!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (DCWfW)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (pIfcn)
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Liberal women throw red paint on Columbus painting, fail to cover Columbus or the cross
https://is.gd/zxl99i
Again, security and museum staff are in on this. I don't understand why this never comes up when idiots pull these stunts.
https://is.gd/zxl99i
Again, security and museum staff are in on this. I don't understand why this never comes up when idiots pull these stunts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (dfIr7)
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13 There are Yootoob sharts that show some wild critter being rescued by hoomans, and then through the course of a minute or so of vid, they show the critter bringing its family to "thank" the hoomans, or in some cases, to come live with them.
I assume those are fake.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (RkhkS
My daughter had to explain to me that all the videos of cats chasing off bears are prolly fake.
I want them to be real.
I assume those are fake.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:28 PM (RkhkS
My daughter had to explain to me that all the videos of cats chasing off bears are prolly fake.
I want them to be real.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (OA79/)
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This is a good spot to point to the sidebar of Hasan Piker zapping his dog for daring to try to walk off camera.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (dfIr7)
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"Dachshunds are G-d's chosen dogs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender "
Recently broke down after many years and got a mixed breed puppy for my kids. Dachshund was at the top of my list but after some reading and talking to a couple owner I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
Posted by: Thomas Bender "
Recently broke down after many years and got a mixed breed puppy for my kids. Dachshund was at the top of my list but after some reading and talking to a couple owner I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (GUOwU)
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Does anyone have a dog that eats nuts? My dog will try to chow down on acorns when we’re walking. I know that unprocessed acorns, and no one processes them any more, are toxic so I try to keep her away. But she is like an acorn junky. I’ve never known a dog so into nuts like that.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (3uBP9)
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Dachshund are a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog high. Ungainly. Homely.
Posted by: Top Cat at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (oftw2)
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I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
I feel bad for them because they can't go up steps due to their short legs
I feel bad for them because they can't go up steps due to their short legs
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)
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21 I'm being guarded and shepherded around my daughter's house by a 3 year old border collie. I've moved in here for the duration and she has apparently taken me on as her project.
Posted by: grammie winger
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My wife's border collie made sure that each of her quarterhorses ate only from their food pan enforced by nips and circling. Horses obviously did not appreciate this bossing around.
Posted by: grammie winger
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My wife's border collie made sure that each of her quarterhorses ate only from their food pan enforced by nips and circling. Horses obviously did not appreciate this bossing around.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (WDjG6)
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My daughter had to explain to me that all the videos of cats chasing off bears are prolly fake.
My cat Ash would chase off dogs ten times his size, I can buy a bear doesn't want a fight and just backs off from a very aggressive, hostile approach. Some of them are probably fake but it easily could happen.
My cat Ash would chase off dogs ten times his size, I can buy a bear doesn't want a fight and just backs off from a very aggressive, hostile approach. Some of them are probably fake but it easily could happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:34 PM (dfIr7)
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And Tubs has only ripped the faces off three toddlers this whole time. Good dog!
Posted by: I keed at October 13, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
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I’ve never known a dog so into nuts like that.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Wife's border collie liked to sneak pecans out of big sacks that my wife's family kept around.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Wife's border collie liked to sneak pecans out of big sacks that my wife's family kept around.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (WDjG6)
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My dog is perking up at hearing the whistle commands from the guy herding the ducks. Funny.
Even after all these years, I don't understand how my dog just loves me. Every day. Unfailing. That kind of love is humbling, and reminds me of God's unfailing and undeserved love for me every day.
Another reason you know Islam is a false religion: dogs are haram. Any religion denying a whole population of god's children the pleasures of a good boy influencing their soul is gonna get explodey.
Even after all these years, I don't understand how my dog just loves me. Every day. Unfailing. That kind of love is humbling, and reminds me of God's unfailing and undeserved love for me every day.
Another reason you know Islam is a false religion: dogs are haram. Any religion denying a whole population of god's children the pleasures of a good boy influencing their soul is gonna get explodey.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (gWBY1)
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We've always had German Shepherds except for the last 10 years (our house doesn't have a yard) I still miss our dogs.
Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (IDphi)
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Damn, insane. Their was some tricky stuff in there. Just the physical aspect was is gnarly. He was flowing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
Is that downhill mountain biking? Do they have to ride their bikes to the top of the hill?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
Is that downhill mountain biking? Do they have to ride their bikes to the top of the hill?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (8zz6B)
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We were prepping a hall for my nephew's wedding and a border collie in the neighborhood was interested and seemed really calm and friendly and curious about what was going on.
Until my niece went out the door to greet him. He started barking at her until she went back in the door.
We kidded her that she had been "herded". And it sure looked like she had.
That's why I wonder about a BC's mindset.
Until my niece went out the door to greet him. He started barking at her until she went back in the door.
We kidded her that she had been "herded". And it sure looked like she had.
That's why I wonder about a BC's mindset.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (krQz2)
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My Husband works for a dog rescue that goes to Mexico and rescue's street dogs.. They also take in dogs that need special care from Ca. They do wonderful work with the dogs no one would want...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)
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Dachshund are a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog high. Ungainly. Homely.
But very sweet natured and cuddly in general. Chihuahuas are awful
But very sweet natured and cuddly in general. Chihuahuas are awful
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (dfIr7)
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I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (GUOwU)
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They're Hounds, thus independent hunters.
I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM (GUOwU)
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They're Hounds, thus independent hunters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (tgvbd)
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My dog will try to chow down on acorns when we’re walking. I know that unprocessed acorns
My neighbors Labradoodle is constantly chowing down on acorns while out for walks. Drives her crazy.
My neighbors Labradoodle is constantly chowing down on acorns while out for walks. Drives her crazy.
Posted by: Halfhand at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (NOKcj)
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I had a couple Labs that would eat Pine Nuts. They'd strip them from the Cones and leave an absolute mess all over the porch.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:36 PM (BG2Yo)
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Another reason you know Islam is a false religion: dogs are haram.
this is due to a guard dog waking up the people when Mohammed's boi toi used to try to sneak into his tent in the dark of night
and I ain't even lyin'
this is due to a guard dog waking up the people when Mohammed's boi toi used to try to sneak into his tent in the dark of night
and I ain't even lyin'
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)
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You herd cattle, maybe sheep. Not ducks!
Posted by: Marshall Thundering Herd at October 13, 2025 01:36 PM (oftw2)
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My grandma had a Dachshund/Beagle mix dog. Body shape and size of doxie, head shape of beagle. Dumbest dog I have ever met.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (2J/Lj)
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Damn, insane. Their was some tricky stuff in there. Just the physical aspect was is gnarly. He was flowing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
Is that downhill mountain biking? Do they have to ride their bikes to the top of the hill?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (8zz6B)
Yes, No
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
Is that downhill mountain biking? Do they have to ride their bikes to the top of the hill?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (8zz6B)
Yes, No
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (NtVYv)
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Oh wow, a dachshund named strudel is adorable! I love it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (gWBY1)
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Dumbest dog I have ever met.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (2J/Lj)
________
You have yet to meet The Big Dummy.
Dumbest dog I have ever met.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (2J/Lj)
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You have yet to meet The Big Dummy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (tgvbd)
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And Tubs has only ripped the faces off three toddlers this whole time. Good dog!
Posted by: I keed at October 13, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
I know you are kidding but I did just see a story where a pit bull had to be put down for killing the family's six month old child.
Evidently the dog's owner was training the dog to be aggressive
Posted by: I keed at October 13, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
I know you are kidding but I did just see a story where a pit bull had to be put down for killing the family's six month old child.
Evidently the dog's owner was training the dog to be aggressive
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (dCxaZ)
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Stepson's cane corso was chewing on rocks last night. Dog's head is like a five gallon bucket. They are huge dogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (3sX9I)
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the pro pally mob is flooding Twixxer with AI fakes of tons of stuff, like hostages kissing their captors, etc. Its really awkward looking and pathetic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (dfIr7)
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When, oh when, will they just realize that nobody wants more superhero movies. Even Critical Drinker spends an inordinate amount of time explaining what's wrong, when the answer is really very simple. Superheroes are mort!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7k80zLny6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7k80zLny6U
Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (Riz8t)
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I had a couple Labs that would eat Pine Nuts. They'd strip them from the Cones and leave an absolute mess all over the porch.
and then you made pesto!!
and then you made pesto!!
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (dCxaZ)
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"I feel bad for them because they can't go up steps due to their short legs"
We had a dachshund growing up and he had no problem navigating any terrain. The merest, quietest CLINK on the cookie jar and you could hear him hurrying toward the kitchen.
We had a dachshund growing up and he had no problem navigating any terrain. The merest, quietest CLINK on the cookie jar and you could hear him hurrying toward the kitchen.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (WPL6O)
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>>Damn, insane. Their was some tricky stuff in there. Just the physical aspect was is gnarly. He was flowing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
The kid is amazing. He just floats down the mountain. And the shit he pulls for...Doubles, Triples, Quads. Shit nobody else is pulling, he just goes for it and makes it look smooth.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
The kid is amazing. He just floats down the mountain. And the shit he pulls for...Doubles, Triples, Quads. Shit nobody else is pulling, he just goes for it and makes it look smooth.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (BG2Yo)
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Does anyone have a dog that eats nuts? My dog will try to chow down on acorns when we’re walking. I know that unprocessed acorns, and no one processes them any more, are toxic so I try to keep her away. But she is like an acorn junky. I’ve never known a dog so into nuts like that.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM
Mine likes to jump on mine when I am in a sound state of sleep.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM
Mine likes to jump on mine when I am in a sound state of sleep.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (ewjUl)
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Yes, No
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (NtVYv)
Gaia weeps, LOL.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM (NtVYv)
Gaia weeps, LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 01:39 PM (8zz6B)
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Evidently the dog's owner was training the dog to be aggressive
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (dCxaZ)
________
They should have put down the dog's owner first.
Evidently the dog's owner was training the dog to be aggressive
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:38 PM (dCxaZ)
________
They should have put down the dog's owner first.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 01:39 PM (tgvbd)
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we had a golden that was the friendliest dog ever. Big goof ball. A guard dog he was not. Lost him to cancer. Which they say is common for the breed
Posted by: Boomer at October 13, 2025 01:39 PM (HcoTw)
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My daughter had to explain to me that all the videos of cats chasing off bears are prolly fake.
I want them to be real.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (OA79/)
I know cats can and have chased off larger animals. Whether they're bears or not, that I don't know.
What I do know though, the vids are indeed fake, because, who has their babies crawling on the ground, where there are bears in the woods, just outside of one's property?
So it's possible some of the vids of the cats chasing off the critters are real... there just aren't babies crawling on the grass in the real ones.
I want them to be real.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2025 01:32 PM (OA79/)
I know cats can and have chased off larger animals. Whether they're bears or not, that I don't know.
What I do know though, the vids are indeed fake, because, who has their babies crawling on the ground, where there are bears in the woods, just outside of one's property?
So it's possible some of the vids of the cats chasing off the critters are real... there just aren't babies crawling on the grass in the real ones.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:39 PM (RkhkS)
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We kidded her that she had been "herded". And it sure looked like she had.
That's why I wonder about a BC's mindset.
Posted by: Axeman
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Yep. That is a border collie. Amazing dogs but definitely high maintenance especially if you don't have something for them to herd.
We've had Catahoulas and they tend that way as well with herding instincts mated with high energy. And add hunting all critters to it from lizards to deer.
That's why I wonder about a BC's mindset.
Posted by: Axeman
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Yep. That is a border collie. Amazing dogs but definitely high maintenance especially if you don't have something for them to herd.
We've had Catahoulas and they tend that way as well with herding instincts mated with high energy. And add hunting all critters to it from lizards to deer.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (WDjG6)
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>>Is that downhill mountain biking? Do they have to ride their bikes to the top of the hill?
Nope. Downhillers get a Free Ride to the Top.
The Enduro Racers HAVE to do the Climbs and they don't get to see the track for Practice. Just for the run.
Nope. Downhillers get a Free Ride to the Top.
The Enduro Racers HAVE to do the Climbs and they don't get to see the track for Practice. Just for the run.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (BG2Yo)
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But very sweet natured and cuddly in general. Chihuahuas are awful
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (dfIr7)
Chihuahuas are frequently rotten little bastards BUT it's usually because people being the retards they are think they don't have to train or socialize small dogs and think it's funny when they run around barking and biting all the time. A slightly larger dog that did that shit would be taken away to a kill shelter by animal control. Housebreak and train your fucking dog or don't get one at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:35 PM (dfIr7)
Chihuahuas are frequently rotten little bastards BUT it's usually because people being the retards they are think they don't have to train or socialize small dogs and think it's funny when they run around barking and biting all the time. A slightly larger dog that did that shit would be taken away to a kill shelter by animal control. Housebreak and train your fucking dog or don't get one at all.
Posted by: I blame retarded owners not dogs at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)
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Doggos!
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
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Oh wow, a dachshund named strudel is adorable! I love it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM
Bill Murray in Stipes. Careful Frau, they're putting schnauzer in the strudel...
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM
Bill Murray in Stipes. Careful Frau, they're putting schnauzer in the strudel...
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (ewjUl)
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How many ducks could a duck herd herd if a duck herd could herd ducks.
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2025 01:41 PM (aTgV0)
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Chihuahuas are frequently rotten little bastards BUT it's usually because people being the retards they are think they don't have to train or socialize small dogs and think it's funny when they run around barking and biting all the time. A slightly larger dog that did that shit would be taken away to a kill shelter by animal control. Housebreak and train your fucking dog or don't get one at all.
Posted by: I blame retarded owners not dogs
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Agree. Dogs are not toys.
Posted by: I blame retarded owners not dogs
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Agree. Dogs are not toys.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:41 PM (WDjG6)
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Archimedes, at the height of the superhero movie peak, I remember reading articles gently reminding Hollywood the superhero bubble would eventually someday burst, and to start building new genres and tent poles to have ready and established for when the bubble burst.
They didn't do that, the bubble popped, and now they are flailing.
At its height, though, it seemed impossible people would get tired of them. Trust marvel, DC, and Disney to pull off the unthinkable.
They didn't do that, the bubble popped, and now they are flailing.
At its height, though, it seemed impossible people would get tired of them. Trust marvel, DC, and Disney to pull off the unthinkable.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:42 PM (gWBY1)
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71 How many ducks could a duck herd herd if a duck herd could herd ducks.
Posted by: eleven
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Border collies will herd chickens or ducks if they have nothing else to do.
Posted by: eleven
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Border collies will herd chickens or ducks if they have nothing else to do.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:42 PM (WDjG6)
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So it's possible some of the vids of the cats chasing off the critters are real... there just aren't babies crawling on the grass in the real ones.
if a cat gets underneath any mammal it will immediately slice and dice the unfortunate creature's undercarriage, usually they go for the balls first if they're stuck under a male.
I believe all of the animal kingdom knows this, due to the Interspecies Instinctual Information Highway
if a cat gets underneath any mammal it will immediately slice and dice the unfortunate creature's undercarriage, usually they go for the balls first if they're stuck under a male.
I believe all of the animal kingdom knows this, due to the Interspecies Instinctual Information Highway
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:42 PM (dCxaZ)
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Another thing I didn't know about herding dogs, until I saw a border collie running on a herd of sheep.
Yes, running over their backs.
They're one of the smartest breeds of dogs, but they're kinda bullies.
Yes, running over their backs.
They're one of the smartest breeds of dogs, but they're kinda bullies.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)
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Does anyone have a dog that eats nuts? My dog will try to chow down on acorns when we’re walking. I know that unprocessed acorns, and no one processes them any more, are toxic so I try to keep her away. But she is like an acorn junky. I’ve never known a dog so into nuts like that.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM
They are really bitter from the amount of tannins, I would ask a vet if they are poisonous.
Once the tannins are washed out, roasted, or cooked with clay to remove them, they are edible to people.
Some critters crave bitter stuff when they have parasites, you might consider the dog needs a worming too.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 01:33 PM
They are really bitter from the amount of tannins, I would ask a vet if they are poisonous.
Once the tannins are washed out, roasted, or cooked with clay to remove them, they are edible to people.
Some critters crave bitter stuff when they have parasites, you might consider the dog needs a worming too.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2025 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
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73 Archimedes, at the height of the superhero movie peak, I remember reading articles gently reminding Hollywood the superhero bubble would eventually someday burst, and to start building new genres and tent poles to have ready and established for when the bubble burst.
They didn't do that, the bubble popped, and now they are flailing.
At its height, though, it seemed impossible people would get tired of them. Trust marvel, DC, and Disney to pull off the unthinkable.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:42 PM (gWBY1)
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They're rushing into the video game era again.
Mario taught them that.
Mario 2 (Galaxy) has a teaser. The Legend of Zelda (live action) is cast and readying for shoot. Rumors of a Donkey Kong spinoff.
And A24 is staging its largest production ever with The Elden Ring.
They didn't do that, the bubble popped, and now they are flailing.
At its height, though, it seemed impossible people would get tired of them. Trust marvel, DC, and Disney to pull off the unthinkable.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:42 PM (gWBY1)
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They're rushing into the video game era again.
Mario taught them that.
Mario 2 (Galaxy) has a teaser. The Legend of Zelda (live action) is cast and readying for shoot. Rumors of a Donkey Kong spinoff.
And A24 is staging its largest production ever with The Elden Ring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
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The first family dog I knew was our black cocker spaniel, appropriately named "Blackie."
My family had gotten him before I was born. When I came along, he was jealous of me. He never bit me (probably knew better), but he did growl every time I pet him.
My family had gotten him before I was born. When I came along, he was jealous of me. He never bit me (probably knew better), but he did growl every time I pet him.
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
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Oh wow, a dachshund named strudel is adorable! I love it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM
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I like strudel.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:37 PM
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I like strudel.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (krQz2)
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My daughter had to explain to me that all the videos of cats chasing off bears are prolly fake.
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Japanese bear serial killer.
Authorities in Japan are searching for a black bear in connection with the gruesome deaths of three people in the last week, including one man who was decapitated, AFP reported.
https://is.gd/cQE0cF
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Japanese bear serial killer.
Authorities in Japan are searching for a black bear in connection with the gruesome deaths of three people in the last week, including one man who was decapitated, AFP reported.
https://is.gd/cQE0cF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (L/fGl)
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We've had Catahoulas and they tend that way as well with herding instincts mated with high energy. And add hunting all critters to it from lizards to deer.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (WDjG6)
They're hunting and treeing dogs and are also very awesome. They need a lot of exercise though. Not quite as much as like a border collie or something but if you're old or low-energy don't get one.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:40 PM (WDjG6)
They're hunting and treeing dogs and are also very awesome. They need a lot of exercise though. Not quite as much as like a border collie or something but if you're old or low-energy don't get one.
Posted by: Gorgeous dogs at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (TbWk/)
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and no animal wants a cat in attack mode all up in its grill
I saw what a cat did to a big black dog that was menacing her litter
I saw what a cat did to a big black dog that was menacing her litter
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (dCxaZ)
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I've had puppers my whole life and every one was a joy, but the best of the best where/are my "boy and his dog" dog, Huntz- a German Shepherd/Collie mix I had as a child (cried like a baby when my Mom called me to tell me he passed when I was a big tough Marine), Archie, my hunting companion, a yellow Carolina dog, smart as a whip and sweet, could track blood spoor like a bloodhound. He was somehow poisoned (vet said he likely ate a mushroom), and passed way too soon at just 5. And my current little buddy, Dubby- super sweet, super smart mini-golden, who loves me like crazy- his second birthday is Nov. 1. Truly they are a gift from God to show us how we should love.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (hlNLQ)
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Recently broke down after many years and got a mixed breed puppy for my kids. Dachshund was at the top of my list but after some reading and talking to a couple owner I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained. Is that true?
Posted by: Ripley
My mini is moderately stubborn. Very protective of me though.
Posted by: Ripley
My mini is moderately stubborn. Very protective of me though.
Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2025 01:44 PM (lJ0H4)
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Which came first: $ponge, the Blade, the dog, or the egg?
Embrace the multiplicative power of *AND* ...
Embrace the multiplicative power of *AND* ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Galt's Heirs Rising (MAGA, Trump, Musk, Kirk)! at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (K9RPm)
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (aTgV0)
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Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
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I'm never buying grocery store blackberries ever again.
Is what I say, every time I buy grocery store blackberries.
A third of them are covered with mold, two days after bringing them home.
Is what I say, every time I buy grocery store blackberries.
A third of them are covered with mold, two days after bringing them home.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (mB+4K)
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Jackson Goldstone wins the UCI World Cup Downhill Title in Quebec:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:26 PM (BG2Yo)
Holy cow! I'd be like a piece of soggy spaghetti after eating adrenaline for three and a half straight minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:26 PM (BG2Yo)
Holy cow! I'd be like a piece of soggy spaghetti after eating adrenaline for three and a half straight minutes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)
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As long as Uwe Boll doesn't touch any of these vidja properties, we should be safe.
If anyone needs a shock collar . . .
If anyone needs a shock collar . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 01:46 PM (gKWVE)
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Neighborhood dog pees while doing a handstand on its front paws. I hear it's not all that uncommon, but I'd never seen it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 13, 2025 01:46 PM (XvL8K)
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They're rushing into the video game era again.
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I saw a headline that queer video games aren't being made anymore. Whatever will we do without fag games?
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I saw a headline that queer video games aren't being made anymore. Whatever will we do without fag games?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:47 PM (L/fGl)
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OK, another dachshund story just for fun.
I'm walking my first Greyhound and we're going past a guy's house. Dachshund is outside with no leash and no fence. Charges us head on. I put myself in between me and my dog but the Dachshund disregards that and tries attacking Nikko.
He's biting at her ankles and you see the expression on her face of "Hey! Stop that! Cut it out!" And then I saw the expression "I am fucking done!" A moment later, she grabbed the dog in her jaws, began to squeeze and was lifting him off the ground.
Dachshund had this expression that said "I'm...not as big as I thought." I quietly told my girl "Put him down gently. I know you're mad but daddy doesn't want to pay for a dead dog."
No problems afterward.
I'm walking my first Greyhound and we're going past a guy's house. Dachshund is outside with no leash and no fence. Charges us head on. I put myself in between me and my dog but the Dachshund disregards that and tries attacking Nikko.
He's biting at her ankles and you see the expression on her face of "Hey! Stop that! Cut it out!" And then I saw the expression "I am fucking done!" A moment later, she grabbed the dog in her jaws, began to squeeze and was lifting him off the ground.
Dachshund had this expression that said "I'm...not as big as I thought." I quietly told my girl "Put him down gently. I know you're mad but daddy doesn't want to pay for a dead dog."
No problems afterward.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2025 01:47 PM (7xrfc)
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Sock change.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2025 01:47 PM (kgE5c)
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Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dude needs a cattle prod shoved up his ass.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dude needs a cattle prod shoved up his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 01:47 PM (3sX9I)
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Pink Bike Summary of all the DH Races at Mt St Anne:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=f3_oCkIrUdg
Lots of the highlight clips and crashes.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=f3_oCkIrUdg
Lots of the highlight clips and crashes.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (BG2Yo)
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They're hunting and treeing dogs and are also very awesome. They need a lot of exercise though. Not quite as much as like a border collie or something but if you're old or low-energy don't get one.
Posted by: Gorgeous dogs
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All of which is true. Fortunately we have acreage and I walk them as frequently as I can outside of that. Current one has a buddy to work off steam with by doggie play.
Catahoulas are also known as Louisiana Leopard Dogs and I think are the state breed of Louisiana.
Posted by: Gorgeous dogs
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All of which is true. Fortunately we have acreage and I walk them as frequently as I can outside of that. Current one has a buddy to work off steam with by doggie play.
Catahoulas are also known as Louisiana Leopard Dogs and I think are the state breed of Louisiana.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (WDjG6)
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Tubs (the gentle dog who loves head pats):
"Look, I don't want to seem ungrateful. But, the kid that lives in that house with the yellow trim. He likes to play in the mud which is an admirable quality, BUT he doesn't clean off his hands before my deserved head pat. I feel like I'm wearing a hat after he gets done."
"Look, I don't want to seem ungrateful. But, the kid that lives in that house with the yellow trim. He likes to play in the mud which is an admirable quality, BUT he doesn't clean off his hands before my deserved head pat. I feel like I'm wearing a hat after he gets done."
Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (dIske)
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88 Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
Posted by: He really is an evil fuck at October 13, 2025 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
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>>> Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Is that the same YouTuber that shocked his dog to keep it in frame? Or is that another horrible monster of a human?
YouTuber streamer pet owners are not covering themselves in glory right now. Dogs are not props for your crappy influencer grift.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Is that the same YouTuber that shocked his dog to keep it in frame? Or is that another horrible monster of a human?
YouTuber streamer pet owners are not covering themselves in glory right now. Dogs are not props for your crappy influencer grift.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (gWBY1)
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Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
Posted by: He really is an evil fuck
Every time he blinks.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
Posted by: He really is an evil fuck
Every time he blinks.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (3sX9I)
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>>Holy cow! I'd be like a piece of soggy spaghetti after eating adrenaline for three and a half straight minutes.
If you watch the track walks of the course you really appreciate the terrain in a way the vids just can't show you. Some of those Double and Triple Pulls are on 20% inclines.
If you watch the track walks of the course you really appreciate the terrain in a way the vids just can't show you. Some of those Double and Triple Pulls are on 20% inclines.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (BG2Yo)
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Mario 2 (Galaxy) has a teaser. The Legend of Zelda (live action) is cast and readying for shoot. Rumors of a Donkey Kong spinoff.
And A24 is staging its largest production ever with The Elden Ring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
Whoever made the Zelda cartoon was a perv.
Every time she appeared, she was making sexual innuendo with Link, and she'd be sporting cameltoe.
And A24 is staging its largest production ever with The Elden Ring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
Whoever made the Zelda cartoon was a perv.
Every time she appeared, she was making sexual innuendo with Link, and she'd be sporting cameltoe.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (mB+4K)
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Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
Posted by: He really is an evil fuck
Every breath you take,
Every smile you fake,
Every move you make,
I'll be shocking you.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
Fit that animal abuser with a shock collar that zaps him every time he speaks.
Posted by: He really is an evil fuck
Every breath you take,
Every smile you fake,
Every move you make,
I'll be shocking you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 13, 2025 01:51 PM (S/Y4j)
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YouTuber streamer pet owners are not covering themselves in glory right now. Dogs are not props for your crappy influencer grift.
Posted by: LizLem
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Influencer bullshit guides say having a dog or cat around in frame increases viewer engagement aka money. That is why some like Piker do it.
Posted by: LizLem
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Influencer bullshit guides say having a dog or cat around in frame increases viewer engagement aka money. That is why some like Piker do it.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (WDjG6)
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I am shocked--SHOCKED by Hassan Piker!
Posted by: His Dog at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (krQz2)
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Dogs are often consummate con artists, much more intelligent than they let on. They have this whole “well what did you expect, I’m just a Dog!” thing to fall back on whenever expectations are not met. N.b. they can hear a cheese wrapper at 100 meters during a thunderstorm, yet other times are quite deaf to being called, even in the same room.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (QPjUO)
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Pink Bike Summary of all the DH Races at Mt St Anne:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=f3_oCkIrUdg
Lots of the highlight clips and crashes.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (BG2Yo)
I was wondering watching the other clip that there had to be some really painful eliminations.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=f3_oCkIrUdg
Lots of the highlight clips and crashes.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (BG2Yo)
I was wondering watching the other clip that there had to be some really painful eliminations.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)
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Speaks With Forked Tongue freed the hostages.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Dan Schneider's pedo foot fetish at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (gWBY1)
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108 Dogs are often consummate con artists, much more intelligent than they let on. They have this whole “well what did you expect, I’m just a Dog!” thing to fall back on whenever expectations are not met. N.b. they can hear a cheese wrapper at 100 meters during a thunderstorm, yet other times are quite deaf to being called, even in the same room.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Of course. Sort of like some children do.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Of course. Sort of like some children do.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6)
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All of which is true. Fortunately we have acreage and I walk them as frequently as I can outside of that. Current one has a buddy to work off steam with by doggie play.
Catahoulas are also known as Louisiana Leopard Dogs and I think are the state breed of Louisiana.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (WDjG6)
Outstanding. They're just really great dogs.
Catahoulas are also known as Louisiana Leopard Dogs and I think are the state breed of Louisiana.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:48 PM (WDjG6)
Outstanding. They're just really great dogs.
Posted by: The watchful and soulful eyes get me every time at October 13, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
I've been calling for their return for two years too.
You're welcome, everyone.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
I've been calling for their return for two years too.
You're welcome, everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (mB+4K)
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Dachsunds. I love 'em. But I had one Dachsund grievously wound me. Broke my tailbone, and grievously broke my left thumb - it will never be the same again.
It was my ex's Dachsund, and we were good friends. I had been doing some renovation in her basement, and had to shut off the power and work in the dark with a shop light, but it didn't reach the steps.
This dog had somehow managed to get in the basement, and was laying in wait on the stairs for some petting. I opened the door, and made it halfway up before he sprang, tripping me and sending me right back down, twisting backwards onto my ass, and catching my fall on the edge of a stair tread with the aforementioned thumb.
Every time I have to ice the damn thumb, I think of him. And not in a bad way. That's how sweet those dogs are.
Dachsunds. I love 'em. But I had one Dachsund grievously wound me. Broke my tailbone, and grievously broke my left thumb - it will never be the same again.
It was my ex's Dachsund, and we were good friends. I had been doing some renovation in her basement, and had to shut off the power and work in the dark with a shop light, but it didn't reach the steps.
This dog had somehow managed to get in the basement, and was laying in wait on the stairs for some petting. I opened the door, and made it halfway up before he sprang, tripping me and sending me right back down, twisting backwards onto my ass, and catching my fall on the edge of a stair tread with the aforementioned thumb.
Every time I have to ice the damn thumb, I think of him. And not in a bad way. That's how sweet those dogs are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (BI5O2)
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108 Dogs are often consummate con artists, much more intelligent than they let on. They have this whole “well what did you expect, I’m just a Dog!” thing to fall back on whenever expectations are not met. N.b. they can hear a cheese wrapper at 100 meters during a thunderstorm, yet other times are quite deaf to being called, even in the same room.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (QPjUO)
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LMAO .... so true. And, the true consummate artists of that craft develop an innocent look as a follow up.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (QPjUO)
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LMAO .... so true. And, the true consummate artists of that craft develop an innocent look as a follow up.
Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (dIske)
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>>I was wondering watching the other clip that there had to be some really painful eliminations.
That Rock Garden eats up a lot of riders every year.
One of the Jr Girls got ejected straight into the crowd on the last big drop on the course. Gracey Helmstreet? She walked away, though. Fan broke a leg when she hit the crowd, I think.
That Rock Garden eats up a lot of riders every year.
One of the Jr Girls got ejected straight into the crowd on the last big drop on the course. Gracey Helmstreet? She walked away, though. Fan broke a leg when she hit the crowd, I think.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (BG2Yo)
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I guess chocolate is not poisonous to dogs? . It may be for cats (?) or some other family pet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (1Vo6X)
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Influencer bullshit guides say having a dog or cat around in frame increases viewer engagement aka money. That is why some like Piker do it.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (WDjG6)
Somebody ought to do a spoof video, with a Generic Muslim, wearing a fez, crouching naked in a corner with wires attached to his balls, and every so often the "presenter" hits a button to zap him. Comedy gold!
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:52 PM (WDjG6)
Somebody ought to do a spoof video, with a Generic Muslim, wearing a fez, crouching naked in a corner with wires attached to his balls, and every so often the "presenter" hits a button to zap him. Comedy gold!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (8zz6B)
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For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
they didn't understand you, Lizzie
they don't speak the language of the Fugawi
they didn't understand you, Lizzie
they don't speak the language of the Fugawi
Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (dCxaZ)
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I saw “Good Boy” yesterday based on the Critical Drinker’s recommendation. I was alright, especially for a small indy film. I’d rather give my money to those types of projects nowadays.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 13, 2025 01:56 PM (7KI/W)
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yet other times are quite deaf to being called, even in the same room.
Years ago, I thought about getting an Irish Wolfhound and I got to chatting with a breeder to see if it was the right dog for me. "Selective deafness" was a common trait for them.
Years ago, I thought about getting an Irish Wolfhound and I got to chatting with a breeder to see if it was the right dog for me. "Selective deafness" was a common trait for them.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2025 01:56 PM (7xrfc)
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114 Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
__________________________
Dear Ms. Warren:
Without looking...what are their names?
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
__________________________
Dear Ms. Warren:
Without looking...what are their names?
Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 01:56 PM (dIske)
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I have family with a farm and working dogs. One of the dogs made it his assigned responsibility to patrol the fence line every night to keep coyotes from the livestock. No one trained him to do it, he just does it. Bestest working dog.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 01:57 PM (gWBY1)
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Is that the same YouTuber that shocked his dog to keep it in frame? Or is that another horrible monster of a human?
Same guy. He hates dogs (talked extensively about it in the past) as a Muslim but he got it because women like guys who have a dog, and he thirst traps his followers as this studly tall rich guy with a cute dog. Its a prop he despises.
Same guy. He hates dogs (talked extensively about it in the past) as a Muslim but he got it because women like guys who have a dog, and he thirst traps his followers as this studly tall rich guy with a cute dog. Its a prop he despises.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)
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If you watch the track walks of the course you really appreciate the terrain in a way the vids just can't show you. Some of those Double and Triple Pulls are on 20% inclines.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (BG2Yo)
I was just impressed at how they could pack all that terrain into their memory like a Rally driver, without the navigator, and without a protective roll cage. That stuff comes at you fast.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (BG2Yo)
I was just impressed at how they could pack all that terrain into their memory like a Rally driver, without the navigator, and without a protective roll cage. That stuff comes at you fast.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)
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121 I saw “Good Boy” yesterday based on the Critical Drinker’s recommendation. I was alright, especially for a small indy film. I’d rather give my money to those types of projects nowadays.
Posted by: Cray Cray
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Try to watch A Dog Named Winn-Dixie. The original Benji movie is pretty good as well. Neither have doggy deaths in the plot if that is a concern.
Posted by: Cray Cray
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Try to watch A Dog Named Winn-Dixie. The original Benji movie is pretty good as well. Neither have doggy deaths in the plot if that is a concern.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 01:57 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:58 PM (L/fGl)
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7 Jackson Goldstone wins the UCI World Cup Downhill Title in Quebec:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
...it got Willowed in the last Thread.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:26 PM
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Well sure, anybody can run faster going downhill.
7 Jackson Goldstone wins the UCI World Cup Downhill Title in Quebec:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
...it got Willowed in the last Thread.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:26 PM
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Well sure, anybody can run faster going downhill.
Posted by: Guy Who Didn't Read The Article at October 13, 2025 01:58 PM (ES1Rb)
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Whoever made the Zelda cartoon was a perv.
Every time she appeared, she was making sexual innuendo with Link, and she'd be sporting cameltoe.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (mB+4K)
Count your blessings. These days "she'd" be sporting a bulge.
Every time she appeared, she was making sexual innuendo with Link, and she'd be sporting cameltoe.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 01:50 PM (mB+4K)
Count your blessings. These days "she'd" be sporting a bulge.
Posted by: It's dangerous to go alone oWo whats this at October 13, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)
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@21 Grammie, friends had a border collie and 4 young children - not only did the BC herd the kids, my friends walked the pup around the boundaries of their homes - and she enforced them for all of her charges, whether we knew we were or not! Miss you, Spangles!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (NcvvS)
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@EndWokeness
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1h
Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
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1h
Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
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I guess chocolate is not poisonous to dogs? . It may be for cats (?) or some other family pet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (1Vo6X)
Or someone blamed the dog.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (1Vo6X)
Or someone blamed the dog.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)
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https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett
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I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
Dude is 21. I wonder how many years he'll stay in the daredevil biz.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett
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I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
Dude is 21. I wonder how many years he'll stay in the daredevil biz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (oKXMA)
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"I guess chocolate is not poisonous to dogs?"
Don't say that to a dog lover.
They'll go full Karen on you.
Don't say that to a dog lover.
They'll go full Karen on you.
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (aTgV0)
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132 @EndWokeness
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1h
Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
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Send the Hispanics back to Spain!
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1h
Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
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Send the Hispanics back to Spain!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
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Fan broke a leg when she hit the crowd, I think.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (BG2Yo)
I could see that at those speeds.
What's with the whistles? Pace count?
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (BG2Yo)
I could see that at those speeds.
What's with the whistles? Pace count?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM (i24o9)
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"Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM (GUOwU)
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Kamala, Columbus was a Latino immigrant who brought diversity to America. How can you see diversity as a bad thing???
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM (gWBY1)
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"European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, violence, stealing land, and disease"
Because the cannibalism, devastation, disease, and stealing land should all be done by the locals!
Because the cannibalism, devastation, disease, and stealing land should all be done by the locals!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)
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I think IIRC chocolate can be toxic for some dogs, but not others. At some point, I think every dog I've owned has managed to steal some chocolate, and I freak out, and then they're ok.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (BI5O2)
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>>we had a golden that was the friendliest dog ever. Big goof ball. A guard dog he was not. Lost him to cancer. Which they say is common for the breed
No you did not. I know because I had the friendliest Golden there ever was. He loved everyone and didn't hide it. The only thing he loved more than people was their cars. If someone opened a car door he was getting in. The destination was unimportant. And he never laid down in the car. He was too excited by everything he saw.
Also lost him to cancer. Had a lot of dogs over the years and loved them all but that one was special.
No you did not. I know because I had the friendliest Golden there ever was. He loved everyone and didn't hide it. The only thing he loved more than people was their cars. If someone opened a car door he was getting in. The destination was unimportant. And he never laid down in the car. He was too excited by everything he saw.
Also lost him to cancer. Had a lot of dogs over the years and loved them all but that one was special.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (viF8m)
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I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (oKXMA)
I know. I got fixated on one of the officials, and the rider zagged right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (oKXMA)
I know. I got fixated on one of the officials, and the rider zagged right.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (i24o9)
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Supposedly shits like Warren got the killer shot. Why aren't any of them dropping dead from heart issues from the shots or suffering from cancer?
Oh wait, I know. The liars got the fake shots for show to convince the rubes to get them.
Supposedly shits like Warren got the killer shot. Why aren't any of them dropping dead from heart issues from the shots or suffering from cancer?
Oh wait, I know. The liars got the fake shots for show to convince the rubes to get them.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (3ek7K)
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140 "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, violence, stealing land, and disease"
Because the cannibalism, devastation, disease, and stealing land should all be done by the locals!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)
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"I agree with my fine colleague from across the aisle, and I hope she co-sponsors my bill to deport all Hispanics back to Spain in response to the evils of Cortez."
Because the cannibalism, devastation, disease, and stealing land should all be done by the locals!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)
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"I agree with my fine colleague from across the aisle, and I hope she co-sponsors my bill to deport all Hispanics back to Spain in response to the evils of Cortez."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 02:02 PM (tubbA)
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>>What's with the whistles? Pace count?
Whistles let course workers / linesmen know there is a rider approaching at Race Speed.
Whistles let course workers / linesmen know there is a rider approaching at Race Speed.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:02 PM (BG2Yo)
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Our dogs graze the blackberry and boysenberry patches. How they avoid the thorns I have no idea. They also discovered they like our grapes.
Speaking of old dogs we had 5 Yorkie puppy mill rescues. They needed lots of medical and dental care plus time to adjust to an environment where they could become dogs. We miss them terribly and I swear I can still feel them scratching my leg wanting to be picked up.
Speaking of old dogs we had 5 Yorkie puppy mill rescues. They needed lots of medical and dental care plus time to adjust to an environment where they could become dogs. We miss them terribly and I swear I can still feel them scratching my leg wanting to be picked up.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (kanec)
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I have family with a farm and working dogs. One of the dogs made it his assigned responsibility to patrol the fence line every night to keep coyotes from the livestock. No one trained him to do it, he just does it.
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I had a Chow dog like that who'd protect goats from coyotes. Just instinct, no training.
I have family with a farm and working dogs. One of the dogs made it his assigned responsibility to patrol the fence line every night to keep coyotes from the livestock. No one trained him to do it, he just does it.
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I had a Chow dog like that who'd protect goats from coyotes. Just instinct, no training.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (BI5O2)
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141 I think IIRC chocolate can be toxic for some dogs, but not others. At some point, I think every dog I've owned has managed to steal some chocolate, and I freak out, and then they're ok.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (BI5O2)
______________________________
Ever give spaghetti to a goose?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (BI5O2)
______________________________
Ever give spaghetti to a goose?
Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (dIske)
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88 Hassan piker explains how he got his dog to sit in one spot for up to 6 hours in a row
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
It says "not found".
I think he explained it was a vibrating collar, not a shock one, but nobody believes him. He also said the dog yelped because she caught her claws on the bed when she jumped up.
He called her a "big baby" when she yelped after he pressed a button on his desk and she jumped up like her ass was on fire.
I don't believe a word of it.
https://x.com/Awk20000/ status/1977576799765938581
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
It says "not found".
I think he explained it was a vibrating collar, not a shock one, but nobody believes him. He also said the dog yelped because she caught her claws on the bed when she jumped up.
He called her a "big baby" when she yelped after he pressed a button on his desk and she jumped up like her ass was on fire.
I don't believe a word of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (6ydKt)
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"Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
Posted by: Don Black"
The devastation, violence, stealing land and disease was so much better before the Europeans ruined it.
Posted by: Don Black"
The devastation, violence, stealing land and disease was so much better before the Europeans ruined it.
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (GUOwU)
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124 I have family with a farm and working dogs. One of the dogs made it his assigned responsibility to patrol the fence line every night to keep coyotes from the livestock. No one trained him to do it, he just does it. Bestest working dog.
Posted by: LizLem
One of our Catahoula pups in the past was enjoying being out with my mother in law in the garden and of course decided to start digging and sticking her nose in the soft dirt for a good whiff. MIL was yelling at our pup for doing so until our pup sighted a mangy coyote circling around the back of my MIL. Dog alerted and went to battle stations immediately even as a pup to guard the woman yelling at her. Coyote slinked away.
From that point, nothing our dog did, including eating an entire cooked duck carcass in about ten unsupervised minutes (had been picked first for duck dressing) on a holiday requiring a vet consult bothered my MIL about that Catahoula.
Tear jerking moment when MIL was on her deathbed. We got to take our Catahoula to say goodbye and she licked my MIL's hand.
Mother in law then told us she loved us all and passed shortly thereafter.
Posted by: LizLem
One of our Catahoula pups in the past was enjoying being out with my mother in law in the garden and of course decided to start digging and sticking her nose in the soft dirt for a good whiff. MIL was yelling at our pup for doing so until our pup sighted a mangy coyote circling around the back of my MIL. Dog alerted and went to battle stations immediately even as a pup to guard the woman yelling at her. Coyote slinked away.
From that point, nothing our dog did, including eating an entire cooked duck carcass in about ten unsupervised minutes (had been picked first for duck dressing) on a holiday requiring a vet consult bothered my MIL about that Catahoula.
Tear jerking moment when MIL was on her deathbed. We got to take our Catahoula to say goodbye and she licked my MIL's hand.
Mother in law then told us she loved us all and passed shortly thereafter.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (WDjG6)
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Thanks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (i24o9)
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Same guy. He hates dogs (talked extensively about it in the past) as a Muslim but he got it because women like guys who have a dog, and he thirst traps his followers as this studly tall rich guy with a cute dog. Its a prop he despises.
I desperately want to kidnap Kaya
poor lady
hopefully he's given up and his mom is caring for her. she seems relatively normal
apparently it's a Tibetan Mastiff cross, bc I was steaming thinking of the breeder who had to know what he was up to with their dog, and let him keep her. it's painful bc that breed is very smart and not suited to what he seemed to want her for (which, no dog is suited for).
honestly you have to watch out for streamers and influencers. friend of mine sold a prize sheep - sweetest thing! to an influencer and that poor little lamb didn't make it a week. the chick had her living in the house like a pet dog, which kind of worked, but she ended up getting out if the house one night and the space cadet didn't even notice (and the lamb got hit, only knew farm life, not suburbs!)
I desperately want to kidnap Kaya
poor lady
hopefully he's given up and his mom is caring for her. she seems relatively normal
apparently it's a Tibetan Mastiff cross, bc I was steaming thinking of the breeder who had to know what he was up to with their dog, and let him keep her. it's painful bc that breed is very smart and not suited to what he seemed to want her for (which, no dog is suited for).
honestly you have to watch out for streamers and influencers. friend of mine sold a prize sheep - sweetest thing! to an influencer and that poor little lamb didn't make it a week. the chick had her living in the house like a pet dog, which kind of worked, but she ended up getting out if the house one night and the space cadet didn't even notice (and the lamb got hit, only knew farm life, not suburbs!)
Posted by: Black Orchid at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (emBoF)
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Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Kingsman at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (ehY6c)
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Kamala Harris on Columbus Day: "European explorers ushered in a wave of devastation, vioIence, stealing land, and disease"
Says the daughter of Caribbean immigrants with about zero Taino blood.
Rubio and Cruz have a real claim. Harris should stfu.
Says the daughter of Caribbean immigrants with about zero Taino blood.
Rubio and Cruz have a real claim. Harris should stfu.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (gKWVE)
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I think he explained it was a vibrating collar, not a shock one, but nobody believes him. He also said the dog yelped because she caught her claws on the bed when she jumped up.
I hate the lying. you got caught, own it you asswipe.
I hate the lying. you got caught, own it you asswipe.
Posted by: Black Orchid at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (emBoF)
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>Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley
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she will not say his name
Posted by: Ripley
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she will not say his name
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (AOsQT)
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Supposedly shits like Warren got the killer shot. Why aren't any of them dropping dead from heart issues from the shots or suffering from cancer?
Oh wait, I know. The liars got the fake shots for show to convince the rubes to get them.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (3ek7K)
There's actual video of Biden "getting the shot" in his left arm, and then later on rubbing his right arm.
Oh wait, I know. The liars got the fake shots for show to convince the rubes to get them.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (3ek7K)
There's actual video of Biden "getting the shot" in his left arm, and then later on rubbing his right arm.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (mB+4K)
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STFU Kameltoe everyone is sick of your cockholster
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (uywL/)
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156 Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (Oy/m2)
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She used her position as Chair of the Special Subcommittee on Aging to help free the hostages, I'm sure.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (Oy/m2)
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She used her position as Chair of the Special Subcommittee on Aging to help free the hostages, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
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The music in the basement stopped...
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (AOsQT)
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For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
wait what? the HECTORING didn't work?!?!
well damn, Liz
wait what? the HECTORING didn't work?!?!
well damn, Liz
Posted by: Black Orchid at October 13, 2025 02:04 PM (emBoF)
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Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (Oy/m2)
What a despicable scrunt.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
And yet you had no effect at all in getting them released. Isn't that a clue, Senator Warren.
Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 02:03 PM (Oy/m2)
What a despicable scrunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)
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>>I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
I think the Riders get 3-4 sessions to pre-ride the course over the preceding days. 1 session on Race morning.
Tracks are usually pretty similar from year to year with only small course changes each year. Added features, alt lines.
But yeah, keeping it between the Yellow Posts with speeds exceeding 40-60 KPH is insanely hard to do.
I think the Riders get 3-4 sessions to pre-ride the course over the preceding days. 1 session on Race morning.
Tracks are usually pretty similar from year to year with only small course changes each year. Added features, alt lines.
But yeah, keeping it between the Yellow Posts with speeds exceeding 40-60 KPH is insanely hard to do.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (BG2Yo)
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Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley
No. The memo has apparently gone out. Praise the release but don't mention He Who Must Not Be Named.
https://is.gd/BYRsXD
Posted by: Ripley
No. The memo has apparently gone out. Praise the release but don't mention He Who Must Not Be Named.
https://is.gd/BYRsXD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)
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I guess chocolate is not poisonous to dogs? . It may be for cats (?) or some other family pet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (1Vo6X)
You can give dogs a little at a time, but a lot will harm them.
I don't know about cats.
Just don't try to feed them broccoli.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 01:55 PM (1Vo6X)
You can give dogs a little at a time, but a lot will harm them.
I don't know about cats.
Just don't try to feed them broccoli.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (6ydKt)
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Does anyone have a dog that eats nuts?
Oh yeah. When I was a kid we had a shepherd mix that would pick up pecans off the ground, crunch them, spit them out, pick up the pieces with less shell, and repeat until he had the bits he could eat. Same dog would pull wild grapes off the vine and eat them.
Oh yeah. When I was a kid we had a shepherd mix that would pick up pecans off the ground, crunch them, spit them out, pick up the pieces with less shell, and repeat until he had the bits he could eat. Same dog would pull wild grapes off the vine and eat them.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (3nLb4)
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I was just in the queue for the Rush 50 something tour on ticket master. Holy shit. Starting at 365.00 and up from there. I'm a fan. But F you. Geddys voice was shot when I saw them on the "final tour" in 2015.
Posted by: Boomer at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (HcoTw)
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168 Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley
No. The memo has apparently gone out. Praise the release but don't mention He Who Must Not Be Named.
https://is.gd/BYRsXD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)
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"Can Literally Hitler, I mean President Vance, usher peace like elder statesmen of the GOP, like Donald Trump, could?"
-Democrats, 2029
Posted by: Ripley
No. The memo has apparently gone out. Praise the release but don't mention He Who Must Not Be Named.
https://is.gd/BYRsXD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)
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"Can Literally Hitler, I mean President Vance, usher peace like elder statesmen of the GOP, like Donald Trump, could?"
-Democrats, 2029
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)
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141 I think IIRC chocolate can be toxic for some dogs, but not others. At some point, I think every dog I've owned has managed to steal some chocolate, and I freak out, and then they're ok.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (BI5O2)
According to a number of veterinary sites it depends on the weight of the dog, the type of chocolate and the amount consumed. Dark chocolate is more toxic because it has more actual chocolate in it containing theobromines or some such. White chocolate is basically non-toxic because it isn't chocolate, just sweetened cocoa butter. Then there's everything inbetween. So it's not like it's an automatic death sentence but chocolate should be kept away from your dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 02:01 PM (BI5O2)
According to a number of veterinary sites it depends on the weight of the dog, the type of chocolate and the amount consumed. Dark chocolate is more toxic because it has more actual chocolate in it containing theobromines or some such. White chocolate is basically non-toxic because it isn't chocolate, just sweetened cocoa butter. Then there's everything inbetween. So it's not like it's an automatic death sentence but chocolate should be kept away from your dogs.
Posted by: Besides, more for us at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)
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>>> 138 "Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th
While condemning Israel to appease your Palestinian crocodile followers, I'm sure, so they'll eat you last.
But honestly, ending the war would be a huge victory. And I fully expect everyone's going to want to claim a share in that victory, especially the typical politicians, its human nature.
And knowing how these things work, the people most responsible for it happening will be people who don't like the spotlight. They just want the work done. Hopefully Trump rewards them handsomely behind the scenes.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th
While condemning Israel to appease your Palestinian crocodile followers, I'm sure, so they'll eat you last.
But honestly, ending the war would be a huge victory. And I fully expect everyone's going to want to claim a share in that victory, especially the typical politicians, its human nature.
And knowing how these things work, the people most responsible for it happening will be people who don't like the spotlight. They just want the work done. Hopefully Trump rewards them handsomely behind the scenes.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (gWBY1)
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173 According to a number of veterinary sites it depends on the weight of the dog, the type of chocolate and the amount consumed. Dark chocolate is more toxic because it has more actual chocolate in it containing theobromines or some such. White chocolate is basically non-toxic because it isn't chocolate, just sweetened cocoa butter. Then there's everything inbetween. So it's not like it's an automatic death sentence but chocolate should be kept away from your dogs.
Posted by: Besides, more for us at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)
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I'd rather just not clean up the vomit, thank you very much.
Posted by: Besides, more for us at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)
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I'd rather just not clean up the vomit, thank you very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)
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>>I don't believe a word of it.
I've trained a lot of dogs with collars.
Every once and a while one will yelp like you zapped them at full when they get the warning buzzer/vibration.
But that looked like a dog that got the low shock, to me.
I've trained a lot of dogs with collars.
Every once and a while one will yelp like you zapped them at full when they get the warning buzzer/vibration.
But that looked like a dog that got the low shock, to me.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:07 PM (BG2Yo)
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But yeah, keeping it between the Yellow Posts with speeds exceeding 40-60 KPH is insanely hard to do.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (BG2Yo)
Finding those tight lines at those speeds is amazing. You'd want to chalk it up to muscle memory, but that does not seem like enough practice.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (BG2Yo)
Finding those tight lines at those speeds is amazing. You'd want to chalk it up to muscle memory, but that does not seem like enough practice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)
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> Does anyone have a dog that eats nuts?
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this is such a meatball pitch right over the plate
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this is such a meatball pitch right over the plate
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:08 PM (AOsQT)
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My dogs loved my dad and when on home hospice the stayed with him in his room and only left to eat and go outside. When he passed, they refused to go into the room.
Posted by: Megthered at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (NHKs8)
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>>Finding those tight lines at those speeds is amazing
They are brushing some of those trees like slalom markers on a ski course...Huge Balls.
They are brushing some of those trees like slalom markers on a ski course...Huge Balls.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (BG2Yo)
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It says "not found".
I put a space in it to be phone-friendly
Holy shit. Starting at 365.00 and up from there. I'm a fan. But F you.
Yeah I have no tolerance for these old bands out trying to monetize nostalgia and ripping off people for lipsynching. Apparently the two remaining members ran out of money and need to scrape up some cash.
I put a space in it to be phone-friendly
Holy shit. Starting at 365.00 and up from there. I'm a fan. But F you.
Yeah I have no tolerance for these old bands out trying to monetize nostalgia and ripping off people for lipsynching. Apparently the two remaining members ran out of money and need to scrape up some cash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (dfIr7)
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In the 1400’s the according to actual historical accounts, the Aztecs murdered 84,000 people to at a temple dedication. That’s just one incident, one native culture. There’s evidence of human sacrifice, slavery and tribal conquest in many North American tribes.
But yeah, Columbus. Dunces.
But yeah, Columbus. Dunces.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (zdUXy)
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138 "Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM
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For ten excruciating years we have heard your screeching hysterical voice, which sounds like a brick being thrown through a window.
138 "Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Did she manage a small thank you to President Trump, or even acknowledgment of his efforts or she trying to all the credit?
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:00 PM
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For ten excruciating years we have heard your screeching hysterical voice, which sounds like a brick being thrown through a window.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (+sEI/)
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But that looked like a dog that got the low shock, to me.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:07 PM (BG2Yo)
His story ain't adding up.
I'm not against shock collars, but if Piker is doing that to the dog all the time just to make her sit still on camera for hours on end that's just torture and abuse.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:07 PM (BG2Yo)
His story ain't adding up.
I'm not against shock collars, but if Piker is doing that to the dog all the time just to make her sit still on camera for hours on end that's just torture and abuse.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (6ydKt)
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Pocahontas freed the hostages? I thought Biden claimed credit.
Pocahontas freed the hostages? I thought Biden claimed credit.
Posted by: Auspex at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (eJAK0)
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"No. The memo has apparently gone out. Praise the release but don't mention He Who Must Not Be Named.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Well, that's progress. At least they haven't come out against the hostages being released.
Baby steps.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Well, that's progress. At least they haven't come out against the hostages being released.
Baby steps.
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (GUOwU)
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Chocolate won’t kill your dog, not right away. What I heard it will screw up their kidneys permanently. Don’t know how true that is. Onions are said to be problematic as well. Tylenol will screw up cats real bad too, strangely enough.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (zO1No)
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Dachshund was at the top of my list but after some reading and talking to a couple owner I was told they could be very stubborn, even after trained.
I mean... they are badger-dogs. "Stubborn" is probably a beneficial trait when one is fighting badgers in their own holes.
I mean... they are badger-dogs. "Stubborn" is probably a beneficial trait when one is fighting badgers in their own holes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (a+4eV)
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But yeah, keeping it between the Yellow Posts with speeds exceeding 40-60 KPH is insanely hard to do.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (BG2Yo)
Do you do that kind of competition?
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:05 PM (BG2Yo)
Do you do that kind of competition?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 02:11 PM (2J/Lj)
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But that looked like a dog that got the low shock, to me.
The problems with his story are:
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
The problems with his story are:
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)
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>>>Starting at 365.00 and up from there. I'm a fan. But F you.
I'd consider it if local. But there's only about 9-10 venues.
I'd consider it if local. But there's only about 9-10 venues.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)
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>>I'm not against shock collars, but if Piker is doing that to the dog all the time just to make her sit still on camera for hours on end that's just torture and abuse.
Agree. And I think Shock Collars are a perfect tool for running dogs in the field and for training.
But doing that to make a dog sit still for 4-6 hours? No. That's cruelty.
Agree. And I think Shock Collars are a perfect tool for running dogs in the field and for training.
But doing that to make a dog sit still for 4-6 hours? No. That's cruelty.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:13 PM (BG2Yo)
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In the 1400’s the according to actual historical accounts, the Aztecs murdered 84,000 people to at a temple dedication. That’s just one incident, one native culture. There’s evidence of human sacrifice, slavery and tribal conquest in many North American tribes.
But yeah, Columbus. Dunces.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (zdUXy)
There a reason Cortez was able to wipe them out even though he only had like 300 of his own mean. All the surrounding tribes hated those Aztec motherfuckers for kidnapping and murdering them for their worship services and were more than happy to sign on to kick their asses.
But yeah, Columbus. Dunces.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 13, 2025 02:09 PM (zdUXy)
There a reason Cortez was able to wipe them out even though he only had like 300 of his own mean. All the surrounding tribes hated those Aztec motherfuckers for kidnapping and murdering them for their worship services and were more than happy to sign on to kick their asses.
Posted by: Peaceful and living in harmony with nature at October 13, 2025 02:13 PM (TbWk/)
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Golden Retriever / Yellow Lab mix is the best bred dog.
Golden Retriever / Yellow Lab mix is the best bred dog.
Posted by: Auspex at October 13, 2025 02:13 PM (eJAK0)
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https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett
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I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
Dude is 21. I wonder how many years he'll stay in the daredevil biz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (oKXMA)
I'm pretty sure I would have broken my neck on the first tree.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Akaqf-XMaZ0
Posted by: garrett
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I couldn't even discern the trail for a significant part of that. I'd have zagged into the forest early on.
Dude is 21. I wonder how many years he'll stay in the daredevil biz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 01:59 PM (oKXMA)
I'm pretty sure I would have broken my neck on the first tree.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 02:14 PM (jM63s)
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I like Rush.
But, even if I had the $$$$ for their current tour, wouldn't go.
It'd be like an open-casket viewing-- yeah, looks like 'em, but it's not the same, and I don't want it to be my *final memory* of 'em.
But, even if I had the $$$$ for their current tour, wouldn't go.
It'd be like an open-casket viewing-- yeah, looks like 'em, but it's not the same, and I don't want it to be my *final memory* of 'em.
Posted by: JQ at October 13, 2025 02:15 PM (rdVOm)
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>>Do you do that kind of competition?
Only once did I ride a NORBA DH Race.
I qualified in 7th on day 1 riding a Hardtail at Windham. Ended up making the Finals after Q2. But did not race the finals.
I dabbled in Cross Country for a few years in college prior to that. But those guys are aliens. Their training and fitness levels are unbelievable.
Only once did I ride a NORBA DH Race.
I qualified in 7th on day 1 riding a Hardtail at Windham. Ended up making the Finals after Q2. But did not race the finals.
I dabbled in Cross Country for a few years in college prior to that. But those guys are aliens. Their training and fitness levels are unbelievable.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:15 PM (BG2Yo)
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There a reason Cortez was able to wipe them out even though he only had like 300 of his own mean. All the surrounding tribes hated those Aztec motherfuckers for kidnapping and murdering them for their worship services and were more than happy to sign on to kick their asses.
Posted by: Peaceful and living in harmony with nature at October 13, 2025 02:13 PM (TbWk/)
So, sacrificing slaves taken from other tribes...
Dear California Governator, do we bother telling your new Reparations Committee?
Posted by: Peaceful and living in harmony with nature at October 13, 2025 02:13 PM (TbWk/)
So, sacrificing slaves taken from other tribes...
Dear California Governator, do we bother telling your new Reparations Committee?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:15 PM (mP0Kj)
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191 >>>Starting at 365.00 and up from there. I'm a fan. But F you.
I'd consider it if local. But there's only about 9-10 venues
I was gonna have to drive 3 hours to Fort Worth
I've seen them 7 times. But at that price and no Neil. No thanks
I'd consider it if local. But there's only about 9-10 venues
I was gonna have to drive 3 hours to Fort Worth
I've seen them 7 times. But at that price and no Neil. No thanks
Posted by: Boomer at October 13, 2025 02:16 PM (HcoTw)
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>>Starting at 365.00 and up from there.
Yeah...I'd opt to just buy their entire catalog on vinyl and stay home.
Yeah...I'd opt to just buy their entire catalog on vinyl and stay home.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:16 PM (BG2Yo)
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The problems with his story are:
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13,
He's so lying. They don't yelp when you hit the vibrate button and they have two pain buttons, one gives a shock that feels like when you plug something in and get shocked, the red button inflicts pain of the sort that would make the dog yelp. Unless he turned up the dial to make the light shock inflict a lot of pain. I shocked myself to test what it felt like.
He's a monster and shouldn't have that poor dog.
The problems with his story are:
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13,
He's so lying. They don't yelp when you hit the vibrate button and they have two pain buttons, one gives a shock that feels like when you plug something in and get shocked, the red button inflicts pain of the sort that would make the dog yelp. Unless he turned up the dial to make the light shock inflict a lot of pain. I shocked myself to test what it felt like.
He's a monster and shouldn't have that poor dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 02:17 PM (AZf41)
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The problems with his story are:
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)
Is the left going to cancel him or what?
1) he didn't check on her when she yelped
2) he didn't show the "vibration collar" or claim its just a buzz rather than a shock first thing but claimed she caught a dewclaw
3) the collar he showed was clearly doctored, with black tape covering up details.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)
Is the left going to cancel him or what?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:17 PM (fYPuy)
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Only once did I ride a NORBA DH Race.
I qualified in 7th on day 1 riding a Hardtail at Windham. Ended up making the Finals after Q2. But did not race the finals.
I dabbled in Cross Country for a few years in college prior to that. But those guys are aliens. Their training and fitness levels are unbelievable.
Posted by: garrett
Cool. I've often thought riding a mountain bike would be a great workout and a lot of fun. Sadly, I can only ride a stationary bike. Fucked up Achilles tendon in a car wreck. It even hates the stationary bike.
I qualified in 7th on day 1 riding a Hardtail at Windham. Ended up making the Finals after Q2. But did not race the finals.
I dabbled in Cross Country for a few years in college prior to that. But those guys are aliens. Their training and fitness levels are unbelievable.
Posted by: garrett
Cool. I've often thought riding a mountain bike would be a great workout and a lot of fun. Sadly, I can only ride a stationary bike. Fucked up Achilles tendon in a car wreck. It even hates the stationary bike.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 02:19 PM (2J/Lj)
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It got quiet downstairs because the guys are eating lunch.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (AOsQT)
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timely folk song
youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8
youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)
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Piker is the Left, personified.
He will inflict pain and suffering anyone and anything in order to maintain control.
He should have the shit beaten out of him and then a shock collar strapped to his neck and used whenever he does something someone else doesn't care for, like breathing.
He will inflict pain and suffering anyone and anything in order to maintain control.
He should have the shit beaten out of him and then a shock collar strapped to his neck and used whenever he does something someone else doesn't care for, like breathing.
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (5aZAZ)
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Tylenol will screw up cats real bad too, strangely enough.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (zO1No)
Human NSAIDs can be highly toxic to cats and dogs. Even small ingested amounts can cause kidney failure, so police your pills and be VERY careful with topicals because just licking your hand or the application site can cause problems.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (zO1No)
Human NSAIDs can be highly toxic to cats and dogs. Even small ingested amounts can cause kidney failure, so police your pills and be VERY careful with topicals because just licking your hand or the application site can cause problems.
Posted by: Ounce of prevention and all that at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (TbWk/)
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OTOH, Hernán Cortés.
Of course, the claim of a "complex relationship" as La Malinche, an Indigenous woman and his interpreter, gave birth to a mestizo (mixed-race) son, often viewed symbolically as the origin of the modern Mexican people.
This complex origin prevents a simple hero/villain narrative of Cortes as it forces an acknowledgement of both Indigenous and Spanish heritage.
Call largely BS. Spain was too far away & too tough to extort.
Of course, the claim of a "complex relationship" as La Malinche, an Indigenous woman and his interpreter, gave birth to a mestizo (mixed-race) son, often viewed symbolically as the origin of the modern Mexican people.
This complex origin prevents a simple hero/villain narrative of Cortes as it forces an acknowledgement of both Indigenous and Spanish heritage.
Call largely BS. Spain was too far away & too tough to extort.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (NFX2v)
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My son's dog, a Lab named Ace, several years ago went with him to a house my son had bought and was fixing up to rent. The dog had never been there before. It was during the summer and my son and his friend were putting up siding in 95 degree heat. At one point my son realized he hadn't seen Ace for about an hour. As he went looking for him the dog bounds up the street back to the house. He was soaking wet. Apparently he needed to refresh himself by swimming in the river. My son had never showed him the river, but somehow the dog had found it. Plus, he was able to find his way back to a place where he had never been to before.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2025 02:22 PM (VDNzm)
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@LeaderJohnThune
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Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.
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Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:22 PM (AOsQT)
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While condemning Israel to appease your Palestinian crocodile followers, I'm sure, so they'll eat you last.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM
Our people consume every part of a squaw, but she's too stringy for us.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 02:06 PM
Our people consume every part of a squaw, but she's too stringy for us.
Posted by: Caribs at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (0sNs1)
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He should have the shit beaten out of him and then a shock collar strapped to his neck and used whenever he does something someone else doesn't care for, like breathing.
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (5aZAZ)
I like this solution.
He should have the shit beaten out of him and then a shock collar strapped to his neck and used whenever he does something someone else doesn't care for, like breathing.
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 02:20 PM (5aZAZ)
I like this solution.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (AZf41)
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I've done some mild mountain biking but I'm too uncoordinated to do anything aggressive
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (jM63s)
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I'm pretty sure I would have broken my neck on the first tree.
Posted by: Northernlurker
Target fixation will kill you!
I'm pretty sure I would have broken my neck on the first tree.
Posted by: Northernlurker
Target fixation will kill you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (kkk7h)
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In Portland nude cyclists have joined in the anti-ICE protests.
As you might expect, you really don't want to see the photos. They definitely aren't doing the illegals any favors with this stunt.
As you might expect, you really don't want to see the photos. They definitely aren't doing the illegals any favors with this stunt.
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (GUOwU)
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>>I've often thought riding a mountain bike would be a great workout and a lot of fun.
It's a great sport / hobby. It takes you to some absolutely incredible places. Checkout 'The Best Descent in Moab' on youtube.
That's a ride called Porcupine Rim in Moab, UT.
I used to do that 2-3 times a year when I lived in Tucson.
Get on the bike next to the Colorado River at 5 am and Ride up to Snowline and then bomb the descent back to the car.
It's a great sport / hobby. It takes you to some absolutely incredible places. Checkout 'The Best Descent in Moab' on youtube.
That's a ride called Porcupine Rim in Moab, UT.
I used to do that 2-3 times a year when I lived in Tucson.
Get on the bike next to the Colorado River at 5 am and Ride up to Snowline and then bomb the descent back to the car.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (BG2Yo)
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He will inflict pain and suffering anyone and anything in order to maintain control.
Wait. I thought that was just good solid Christian parenting. You mean I was misled?
Wait. I thought that was just good solid Christian parenting. You mean I was misled?
Posted by: Beat them until they fear you at October 13, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)
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My kind of thread! Better than a few days ago when some of you were talking about tying me to a post or putting a shock collar on me at the TX MoMe.
Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2025 02:24 PM (2bFN5)
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187 Chocolate won’t kill your dog, not right away. What I heard it will screw up their kidneys permanently. Don’t know how true that is. Onions are said to be problematic as well. Tylenol will screw up cats real bad too, strangely enough.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (zO1No)
The internet says grapes are poisonous to dogs too but coyotes eat grapes all the time so I don't know how true this is.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 13, 2025 02:10 PM (zO1No)
The internet says grapes are poisonous to dogs too but coyotes eat grapes all the time so I don't know how true this is.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 02:25 PM (AZf41)
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Our people consume every part of a squaw, but she's too stringy for us.
Posted by: Caribs at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (0sNs1)
Can we just stampede them over a cliff like Plains Indians did to buffalo herds?
Posted by: Caribs at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (0sNs1)
Can we just stampede them over a cliff like Plains Indians did to buffalo herds?
Posted by: Natural conservationists my ass at October 13, 2025 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
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>>I'm pretty sure I would have broken my neck on the first tree.
Anything you look at / fixate on, you will hit.
You can't look anywhere but 20-40+' down the trail, at your line.
Anything you look at / fixate on, you will hit.
You can't look anywhere but 20-40+' down the trail, at your line.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:25 PM (BG2Yo)
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@LeaderJohnThune
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3h
Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:22 PM (AOsQT)
Who's "we" you douchebag.
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3h
Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:22 PM (AOsQT)
Who's "we" you douchebag.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:26 PM (fYPuy)
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Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2025 02:24 PM
Would never let them do that to you, scampydog! But I'm not gonna be there so..... Good luck!
Would never let them do that to you, scampydog! But I'm not gonna be there so..... Good luck!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2025 02:26 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (BG2Yo)
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My kind of thread! Better than a few days ago when some of you were talking about tying me to a post or putting a shock collar on me at the TX MoMe.
Posted by: scampydog
I thought that was already decided and planned...
Posted by: scampydog
I thought that was already decided and planned...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (kkk7h)
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Oddly enough I like getting muddy on a trail ridem
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (jM63s)
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John Thune does realize that the Lakota are not indigenous to the "Dakotas", having migrated from the Great Lakes. Right?
What a wimp.
What a wimp.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 13, 2025 02:28 PM (v0R5T)
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Our dogs graze the blackberry and boysenberry patches. How they avoid the thorns I have no idea. They also discovered they like our grapes.
Grapes are harmful to dogs. Bigly.
Grapes are harmful to dogs. Bigly.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2025 02:28 PM (ewjUl)
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Question; How concerned are you about China?
Someone in comment section; I usually keep it in my cabinet so that the kids can’t break it.
lol
Someone in comment section; I usually keep it in my cabinet so that the kids can’t break it.
lol
Posted by: JROD at October 13, 2025 02:28 PM (roNyt)
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Today we celebrate Native American Day
For authenticity's sake we will be riding into an adjacent neighborhood, murdering the men, raping and murdering the women, raping and abducting the teenage girls, and abducting the young boys and forcing them to join our raiding parties. We'll boil up and eat a couple of the conquered for good measure.
For authenticity's sake we will be riding into an adjacent neighborhood, murdering the men, raping and murdering the women, raping and abducting the teenage girls, and abducting the young boys and forcing them to join our raiding parties. We'll boil up and eat a couple of the conquered for good measure.
Posted by: Very verisimilitudinous baby at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (TbWk/)
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224 >>Today we celebrate Native American Day
No. We don't.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (BG2Yo)
Welp... ancestors on both sides of me family were here before there was a US...
Hell, had a direct ancestor at Valley Forge...
Sounds pretty Native to me.
No. We don't.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 02:27 PM (BG2Yo)
Welp... ancestors on both sides of me family were here before there was a US...
Hell, had a direct ancestor at Valley Forge...
Sounds pretty Native to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (mP0Kj)
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In Portland nude cyclists have joined in the anti-ICE protests.
As you might expect, you really don't want to see the photos. They definitely aren't doing the illegals any favors with this stunt.
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (GUOwU)
_______
"Hey, let's protest something today!"
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
As you might expect, you really don't want to see the photos. They definitely aren't doing the illegals any favors with this stunt.
Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2025 02:23 PM (GUOwU)
_______
"Hey, let's protest something today!"
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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For authenticity's sake we will be riding into an adjacent neighborhood, murdering the men, raping and murdering the women, raping and abducting the teenage girls, and abducting the young boys and forcing them to join our raiding parties. We'll boil up and eat a couple of the conquered for good measure.
Posted by: Very verisimilitudinous baby at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (TbWk/)
Out: Coup Stick
In: BOOM Stick
Posted by: Very verisimilitudinous baby at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (TbWk/)
Out: Coup Stick
In: BOOM Stick
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:30 PM (mP0Kj)
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>>Today we celebrate Native American Day
No. We don't.
Posted by: garrett
......
I'm celebrating Columbus Italian Dry Salami.
No. We don't.
Posted by: garrett
......
I'm celebrating Columbus Italian Dry Salami.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 02:30 PM (v0R5T)
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When all the wolfhounds went to their final resting place I downsized to four miniature wired haired Doxies. Best security system I ever had.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 02:30 PM (QGLzn)
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A Moron posted this a week or so ago and it needs to be spread far and wide, y'all.
Perfection, the entire video, of the corruption of California and their Dims. The music is outstanding as well.
https://tinyurl.com/4e4dmyfz
Perfection, the entire video, of the corruption of California and their Dims. The music is outstanding as well.
https://tinyurl.com/4e4dmyfz
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (6PCLE)
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We celebrate the contributions to society, the Lakota, Dakota, Nakota, Bakota, and Rakota.
But not the Fukota. Those guys are assholes.
But not the Fukota. Those guys are assholes.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (fYPuy)
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Nude fat indians
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
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"Hey, let's protest something today!"
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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The satire account Titania McGrath posted that she had been out protesting the ceasefire all day, they are demanding a resumption of hostilities and a peace from anybody but Trump.
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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The satire account Titania McGrath posted that she had been out protesting the ceasefire all day, they are demanding a resumption of hostilities and a peace from anybody but Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 02:32 PM (krQz2)
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238 We celebrate the contributions to society, the Lakota, Dakota, Nakota, Bakota, and Rakota.
But not the Fukota. Those guys are assholes.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (fYPuy)
And the Fuckawe tribe could not be found to comment.
But not the Fukota. Those guys are assholes.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (fYPuy)
And the Fuckawe tribe could not be found to comment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:32 PM (mP0Kj)
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The music never stops.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 02:32 PM (viF8m)
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Indigenous Peoples Day is such a stupid term anyway, as either "Buck" or "Clay" just said on their show. All tribes were exactly the same in spreading light and love to all other tribes? BS It's a swipe at Europeans who brought over their religion and mores and cultures here. European=evil
Oh, yes. Kamala Harris is a dunce.
Oh, yes. Kamala Harris is a dunce.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (looXz)
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"Leader" John Thune, whom we shall undoubtedly be seeing in the next centerfold of Beta Male Monthly, is getting properly toasted in his comments...
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (gKWVE)
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"Hey, let's protest something today!"
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm pretty sure I missed that episode of Pinky and The Brain.
"Like what?"
"How about ... The Current Thing?"
"Sure, sounds great. What should we do?"
"Whip out our cocks and shake them around"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm pretty sure I missed that episode of Pinky and The Brain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 13, 2025 02:35 PM (IBQGV)
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Is the left going to cancel him or what?
No. Twitch relies on him because he's their big ratings draw, without him its a few thots pretending to play video games. He's the advertising earner.
They didn't dump him when in response to Charlie Kirk's assassination he called for explicit, very detailed, and horrific murder and violence to people on the right. He went on a rant for several minutes describing intestines coiling on the ground and worse.
No. Twitch relies on him because he's their big ratings draw, without him its a few thots pretending to play video games. He's the advertising earner.
They didn't dump him when in response to Charlie Kirk's assassination he called for explicit, very detailed, and horrific murder and violence to people on the right. He went on a rant for several minutes describing intestines coiling on the ground and worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)
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"Influencer bullshit guides say having a dog or cat around in frame increases viewer engagement aka money. That is why some like Piker do it."
Twitter is a cesspool of these propagandists. There's a guy on every corner with a megaphone just spreading outright lies, trying to incite violence toward Trump, ICE, us. Reporting doesn't do hack.
They're obviously astroturfed, usual posing as a hot woman which, sorry, but has to be fake because hot girls on the net are into OnlyFans, not influencer politics. Has to be some troglodyte living in it's mother's basement. They never engage in comments, just spew spew spew toxic speech.
Who the hell is paying for these people? No USAID anymore. China? Soros?
I've been saying this for a decade - Soros is what cruise missiles were made for. There should be consequences for meddling with America.
Twitter is a cesspool of these propagandists. There's a guy on every corner with a megaphone just spreading outright lies, trying to incite violence toward Trump, ICE, us. Reporting doesn't do hack.
They're obviously astroturfed, usual posing as a hot woman which, sorry, but has to be fake because hot girls on the net are into OnlyFans, not influencer politics. Has to be some troglodyte living in it's mother's basement. They never engage in comments, just spew spew spew toxic speech.
Who the hell is paying for these people? No USAID anymore. China? Soros?
I've been saying this for a decade - Soros is what cruise missiles were made for. There should be consequences for meddling with America.
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (ciYHQ)
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I've been saying this for a decade - Soros is what cruise missiles were made for. There should be consequences for meddling with America.
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (ciYHQ)
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You misspelled "woodchippers"
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (ciYHQ)
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You misspelled "woodchippers"
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 02:46 PM (5aZAZ)
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Native American Day
Funny how no one on the Left talks about the Clovis people. Guess they all went extinct during a mostly peaceful genocide
Funny how no one on the Left talks about the Clovis people. Guess they all went extinct during a mostly peaceful genocide
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:48 PM (ciYHQ)
250
This Mexican oompah music is growing on me. It sounds fun.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (AOsQT)
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You misspelled "woodchippers"
Woodchipper $5,000
Cruise Missile $1,500,000
You may be on to something there
Woodchipper $5,000
Cruise Missile $1,500,000
You may be on to something there
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (ciYHQ)
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But not the Fukota. Those guys are assholes.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (fYPuy)
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Get the Fuckota heeah!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (fYPuy)
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Get the Fuckota heeah!
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 02:55 PM (5aZAZ)
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Welp... ancestors on both sides of me family were here before there was a US...
Hell, had a direct ancestor at Valley Forge...
Sounds pretty Native to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM
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Ah hepped wid de placenta!
Welp... ancestors on both sides of me family were here before there was a US...
Hell, had a direct ancestor at Valley Forge...
Sounds pretty Native to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 02:29 PM
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Ah hepped wid de placenta!
Posted by: Prissy at October 13, 2025 02:55 PM (ES1Rb)
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Trump is making systemic changes to unfair political advantages (illegal immigration, USAID funding, mail in ballots, Antifa) that the GOP simply tolerated.
They need to get out of the way. I wish MAGA was capable of replacing them but the Left has an accidental advantage - as they become more radical, the defectors join the Right out of necessity but pull the Right leftward.
They need to get out of the way. I wish MAGA was capable of replacing them but the Left has an accidental advantage - as they become more radical, the defectors join the Right out of necessity but pull the Right leftward.
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 02:59 PM (ciYHQ)
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"For authenticity's sake we will be riding into an adjacent neighborhood, murdering the men, raping and murdering the women, raping and abducting the teenage girls, and abducting the young boys and forcing them to join our raiding parties. We'll boil up and eat a couple of the conquered for good measure."
(cough)humansacrifice(cough)
(cough)humansacrifice(cough)
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