The Kentucky Derby of Swine Open Thread

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1 BLADE!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

2 Packing sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (snZF9)

3 Unpacked sucks too

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:42 PM (tubbA)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

5 mmmmmmm, Bacon.

Posted by: Shaftoe at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (Rvxb7)

6 Do what now?

Posted by: XTC at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (6Uni8)

7
Haha, I just got willowed posting a thing because I'd been willowed on it before.

I will not be defeated. Someday...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (oKXMA)

8 These tracks should be built next to mosques the world over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 13, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

9 7 Nested Willows are the worst.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:46 PM (l5BXk)

10 Do like bacon...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:46 PM (tubbA)

11 https://is.gd/Ke1kzt

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 13, 2025 03:47 PM (HXwpV)

12 The thing about pigs is, they're all mudders.

Posted by: Paco at October 13, 2025 03:47 PM (mADJX)

13 they're all mudders."

Asexual reproduction? Yoooiks.

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:48 PM (tubbA)

14 Wild boars can run damn fast for their size

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

15 Awwwwww, look at the future bacons!

They look delicious!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 13, 2025 03:48 PM (k1E2D)

16
Why does the piglet in the middle video not have a pig mom?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:48 PM (oKXMA)

17 The title made me think this was about Hunter Thompson.

Posted by: pawn at October 13, 2025 03:49 PM (HqYKt)

18 Yuugely big day on Wall St today. Most of the Friday plunge has been recouped.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 13, 2025 03:49 PM (5Yz+T)

19 Like Chris Christie after a camera crew

Posted by: Piggies is fast when motivated at October 13, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

20 https://is.gd/Ke1kzt

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 13, 2025 03:47 PM (HXwpV)
______

Stylish!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

21 The thing about pigs is, they're all mudders.
Posted by: Paco

What, they don't have fadders? They reproduce by parthenogenesis?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

22 So Wild boars can run damn fast for their size"

So can .308 Winchester...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:50 PM (tubbA)

23
Why does the piglet in the middle video not have a pig mom?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Oh, it says in the vid: pig mom rejected it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:50 PM (oKXMA)

24 I don't recall Columbus Day being a serious holiday in these parts.

Anyway, when I think of swine races, I think of the swine Jesus cast the demons into who raced over the cliff to drown in the Sea of Galilee.

Posted by: logprof at October 13, 2025 03:50 PM (jo6FO)

25 I saw four wild piglets this am on the road near a vineyard, the mom must've been in the grapes. I thought someone dumped a litter of puppies at first. I don't like the pigs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 03:52 PM (AZf41)

26 We're back to Katie Porter then, I see. Fine.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 13, 2025 03:52 PM (hyS0X)

27 Bacon-wrapped Canadian Bacon roulettes with sprinkles of real bacon bits. Try em deep fried, too!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:52 PM (l5BXk)

28 Pigs are awesome.

My son went through quite a long stage in his childhood where pigs were his favorite animals. He had all kinds of stuffed and toy pigs. If were having pig products for supper, we couldn't tell him where they came from.

Now he loves pork products.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

29 who raced over the cliff to drown in the Sea of Galilee."

Damn. All that fine pork belly...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:53 PM (tubbA)

30 A friend's daughter had a pet miniature pig that lived in the house with them like a dog. It was cute when it was little but grew up into an ugly, warty, smelly -- but still smallish -- pig.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2025 03:53 PM (3nLb4)

31 Pig races that are really popular at the Texas State Fair:

How quick they can become bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:54 PM (3sX9I)

32 Iran too

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:54 PM (XxF3T)

33 I wonder what sow milk tastes like.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

34 I think my on off button on my phone is done

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:56 PM (XxF3T)

35 30 A friend's daughter had a pet miniature pig that lived in the house with them like a dog. It was cute when it was little but grew up into an ugly, warty, smelly -- but still smallish -- pig.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2025 03:53 PM

My friend's child had a hog for their 4H project and she left the house and somehow the dog opened a door and her child didn't latch the pigpen correctly and she came home and the pig had been inside of her house for hours. She was crying, there was poop on the walls and all over her floors and she had just painted her walls. I think she cleaned all night and her kid was in big trouble.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 03:56 PM (AZf41)

36 It was cute when it was little but grew up into an ugly, warty, smelly -- but still smallish -- pig."

Recall the Vietnamese pot bellied pig fad? Oh, they're so cute...

Yeah.

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:56 PM (tubbA)

37 I don't know, I really can't see making a pet out of things we eat.

Seems.... macabre.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

38 We happened to be in Portugal today and had forgotten it was Columbus Day, until we went to a cliffside lunch and saw a replica of either the Nina or the Pinta (looked too small to be the Santa Maria, which would be bad luck besides) sailing slowly along the coast, red crosses on the flags and all.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 13, 2025 03:58 PM (p14Iq)

39
Wild boars can run damn fast for their size

===============

There's a boar hunt in Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Fierce.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:59 PM (oKXMA)

40 I really can't see making a pet out of things we eat."

There goes ol' Bessie...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:00 PM (tubbA)

41 "A pig that special, you don't eat all at once."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 13, 2025 04:00 PM (GjEvj)

42 What, they don't have fadders? They reproduce by parthenogenesis?

I'm pretty sure Lou Costello didn't use that $20 word.

Posted by: Paco at October 13, 2025 04:00 PM (mADJX)

43 @40

>>There goes ol' Bessie...

Reminds of that scene from Finding Nemo:

Bruce: Fish are Friends, Not Food.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 04:01 PM (XV/Pl)

44 I don't know, I really can't see making a pet out of things we eat.
Seems.... macabre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yeah, that's just weird.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at October 13, 2025 04:01 PM (/bPfd)

45
The Kentucky Derby of Swine:

It looks like Chinese Emperor had a stroke on the inside track; he's down, and Allah's Pony has taken the lead by an Antifa's hormone mustache-hair's breadth! It's anyone race here in the sixth furlong. And here comes Lucky Orange and Maryland Sire! Lots of excitement at Keeneland, today!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (BI5O2)

46
An uncle of mine owned dogs and raised pigs. He said the pigs were smarter any day. Eventually, we ate them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (oKXMA)

47 I really can't see making a pet out of things we eat."

That's why you never name the groceries.
Feeder cattle have a numbered ear tag.

Bougie cattle have names.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (3sX9I)

48 There's a boar hunt in Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Fierce."

Several feral pigs got into it in a nearby field...thought several bulldozers were going at it.

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (tubbA)

49 An uncle of mine owned dogs and raised pigs. He said the pigs were smarter any day. Eventually, we ate them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

If they hung around, they weren't that smart.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:03 PM (3sX9I)

50 An uncle of mine owned dogs and raised pigs. He said the pigs were smarter any day. Eventually, we ate them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

You know which one I'd pick...

Posted by: Gaylord Jugears O'Bareback at October 13, 2025 04:05 PM (/bPfd)

51 The title made me think this was about Hunter Thompson.

Everything is about Hunter Thompson.

“Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”—Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, p. 200

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2025 04:06 PM (EXyHK)

52 ‘ The Kentucky Derby of Swine Open Thread’

Where’s Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 13, 2025 04:07 PM (jbnUc)

53
If they hung around, they weren't that smart.
Posted by: rickb223

================

That's why I say he OWNED dogs and RAISED pigs. The pigs were penned up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:07 PM (oKXMA)

54 I don't know, I really can't see making a pet out of things we eat.
Seems.... macabre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Which is why animal husbandry is not for me. I'd be on a farm all of a day before they all had names. I'm that ridiculous.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2025 04:08 PM (ikyYz)

55 Bougie cattle have names."

Clarkson's Farm line after cow gets named petunia...- "F me, we've got a pet cow..."

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:08 PM (tubbA)

56 Cuteness overload!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2025 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

57 You know which one I'd pick...

Posted by: Gaylord Jugears O'Bareback

=====

Any of you who had been wondering if the JEF's library and pile of concrete is as ugly as you think, it is uglier.

Drove by it yesterday, and it is as pointless and useless as the person it honors.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 13, 2025 04:09 PM (8AONa)

58
OINK

Posted by: Pigs for Trump at October 13, 2025 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

59
That's why you never name the groceries.
Feeder cattle have a numbered ear tag.

Bougie cattle have names.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM

I name the bulls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (AZf41)

60 @51

I figured Hunter Thompson as just another over-hyped wanker, but he really redeemed himself with that quote...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (/bPfd)

61 Just a reminder if any Morons are in England...

Saying 'We like Bacon' can get ya arrested.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (mP0Kj)

62 Any of you who had been wondering if the JEF's library and pile of concrete is as ugly as you think, it is uglier.

Drove by it yesterday, and it is as pointless and useless as the person it honors.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 13, 2025 04:09 PM (8AONa)
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I can only imagine how brutalist and ugly it is on the inside.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (IBQGV)

63 pet out of things we eat."

What a nice little jalapeño you are...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (tubbA)

64 60 @51

I figured Hunter Thompson as just another over-hyped wanker, but he really redeemed himself with that quote...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (/bPfd)

Thompson quote?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 04:11 PM (mP0Kj)

65 I name the bulls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (AZf41)

My wife's bulls already have names.

Posted by: David French at October 13, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

66 An uncle of mine owned dogs and raised pigs. He said the pigs were smarter any day. Eventually, we ate them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
.......

Brain food.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:12 PM (UjdFS)

67 "The thing about pigs is, they're all mudders."

like Catfish?

The wife ruined seafood for me when I arrogantly asked her what she had against lobster and crab:

"It's just an underwater cockroach"

Haven't had any since.

Posted by: Steven of Ireland (it's MINE) at October 13, 2025 04:12 PM (ciYHQ)

68 I name the bulls.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Before my father-in-law sold his herd and got out of the business, he had a bougie herd. They all had names.

The neighbor that leases our pastures and runs cows on them, they all have ear tags.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (3sX9I)

69 bye Irish sock

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (ciYHQ)

70 All I see is BBQ St. Louis style ribs and bacon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (abIsI)

71 41 Ha!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:15 PM (l5BXk)

72 My favorite characters in the series Shaun the Sheep were the three pigs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 13, 2025 04:15 PM (0CU3H)

73 saw four wild piglets this am on the road near a vineyard, the mom must've been in the grapes. I thought someone dumped a litter of puppies at first. I don't like the pigs.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I have a brother near you if any pigs are bothering your crops!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 04:15 PM (kkk7h)

74 Hey everybody. Hey ace!

Speaking of swine, the democrats... oh never mind. It's just too easy!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:15 PM (/p+XQ)

75 Speaking of pigs . . .

Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
When Trump calls climate change a "con job," he is representing his fossil fuel billionaire friends, not science.
Climate change is REAL. It is an existential threat to the planet and future generations.
We must transform our energy systems away from fossil fuels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 04:16 PM (CNwhv)

76
The neighbor that leases our pastures and runs cows on them, they all have ear tags.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (3sX9I)

I have a hard time eating anything I've met. I understand that's what they're for but I hope to never be that hungry to have to eat animals that I've cared for.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:17 PM (AZf41)

77 I don't think any commenter is in England that I know of

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 04:17 PM (XxF3T)

78 “Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”—Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, p. 200
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Hey, HT was right about something. Whaddaya know!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:17 PM (/p+XQ)

79 Animal names if I ever have a farm:
Bacon, ham, sausage, breakfast, steak, burger, etc

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 04:17 PM (kkk7h)

80 Would actually like to see someone from England

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 04:18 PM (XxF3T)

81 Wonder where that piano trunk is that the Dems locked Katie Porter into a week ago?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:18 PM (/p+XQ)

82 Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
When Trump calls climate change a "con job," he is representing his fossil fuel billionaire friends, not science.
Climate change is REAL. It is an existential threat to the planet and future generations.
We must transform our energy systems away from fossil fuels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 04:16 PM (CNwhv)

Talk about a fossil.. Retire already Bernie

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2025 04:19 PM (VE6XX)

83 We must transform our energy systems away from fossil fuels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
......

I bought some candles.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

84 Well Bernie, speaking of fossils we should move away from...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 13, 2025 04:20 PM (jZ22B)

85 I really liked the last video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 04:20 PM (ZeH0U)

86
I have a brother near you if any pigs are bothering your crops!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 04:15 PM (kkk7h)

The grape guys get depredation permits and live trap them as well as shoot them. They breed so fast and have like 10 babies. They scare me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:20 PM (AZf41)

87 Animal names if I ever have a farm:
Bacon, ham, sausage, breakfast, steak, burger, etc
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
......

My neighbors have chickens, I named one "Nuggets".

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:21 PM (UjdFS)

88 At DM: "Internet star who demanded free seats for fat fliers vanished without trace."

Judging by her picture, she shouldn't be all that hard to find.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:21 PM (l5BXk)

89 Mexican drywall crew has finished up and vamoosed
I will miss the music for a minute or two

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:22 PM (AOsQT)

90 >>At DM: "Internet star who demanded free seats for fat fliers vanished without trace."

A lot of those Fat Influencers die extremely young.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (BG2Yo)

91
Any of you who had been wondering if the JEF's library and pile of concrete is as ugly as you think, it is uglier.

Drove by it yesterday, and it is as pointless and useless as the person it honors.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

==================

"The Obama Presidential Center will be a lively community hub, economic anchor, and beacon of democracy right here on the South Side of Chicago. We are excited to welcome visitors—whether they’re coming from down the block or across the globe"

So it's going to be a sinkhole of irrelevance and nonperformance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (oKXMA)

92 Has anyone heard about the Antifa protestor who dressed up in a giant inflatable frog costume in Portland? I guess someone in ICE put pepper spray or something in the air vent of the costume. And now all the antifa protestors in Portland are wearing inflatable costumes.

That plus the nude biker protestors... yeah Austin, sorry but Portland gets the "keep ___ weird" crown of the day. Hands down. You better up your game for tomorrow.

Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (gWBY1)

93 The grape guys get depredation permits and live trap them as well as shoot them. They breed so fast and have like 10 babies. They scare me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Each sow - 10 babies twice a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (3sX9I)

94 Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
When Trump calls climate change a "con job," he is representing his fossil fuel billionaire friends, not science.
Climate change is REAL. It is an existential threat to the planet and future generations.
We must transform our energy systems away from fossil fuels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 04:16 PM (CNwhv)

If Bernie Sanders said the Sun will rise tomorrow morning, I'd be checking my flashlights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:24 PM (8zz6B)

95 Ace was not kidding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2025 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

96 76
The neighbor that leases our pastures and runs cows on them, they all have ear tags.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (3sX9I)

I have a hard time eating anything I've met. I understand that's what they're for but I hope to never be that hungry to have to eat animals that I've cared for.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:17 PM (AZf41)

I don't suffer from that...most of the animals we eat are not the cute, snuggly, pleasantly smelling kind. I take the kids to a farm every year, and every year, I'm reminded why goats are better tasting than meeting...same for pigs...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 13, 2025 04:25 PM (tOcjL)

97 Judging by her picture, she shouldn't be all that hard to find."

Well, this is a swine thread...

As to Portland- are these all teachers or bureaucrats? Who else can take off like that...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:25 PM (tubbA)

98
Animal names if I ever have a farm:
Bacon, ham, sausage, breakfast, steak, burger, etc
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

================

I also knew someone who had a big snake -- a boa constrictor, I think. She raised rodents to feed it and named them things like Lunch, Hors d'oeuvre, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:25 PM (oKXMA)

99 >>Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
When Trump calls climate change a "con job," he is representing his fossil fuel billionaire friends, not science.
Climate change is REAL.

Then proving your thesis should not be a challenge.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 04:25 PM (BG2Yo)

100 "A lot of those Fat Influencers die extremely young."

That's the way to bet I guess. Put me in the pool for "spontaneous combustion," for fifty quatloos.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:26 PM (l5BXk)

101 I missed the Giant Mutant Pumpkin thread. Rats.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has a receipie for Giant Mutant Pumpkin Pie at October 13, 2025 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

102 Has anyone heard about the Antifa protestor who dressed up in a giant inflatable frog costume in Portland? I guess someone in ICE put pepper spray or something in the air vent of the costume. And now all the antifa protestors in Portland are wearing inflatable costumes.

That plus the nude biker protestors... yeah Austin, sorry but Portland gets the "keep ___ weird" crown of the day. Hands down. You better up your game for tomorrow.
Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (gWBY1)

Mustard gas in spray cans. Make it happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:27 PM (8zz6B)

103 Hey, HT was right about something. Whaddaya know!

Self-centered and unprincipled, but occasionally insightful. And teetering on the edge of self-awareness.

“I’d go mad if I had to live in all the weird shit I write about. A typical Washington dinner party, for instance, is just part of the daily routine for most political writers. They do that five nights a week, and get very insulted when somebody calls it weird. What passes for everyday social reality in Washington strikes me as very peculiar and baroque.”—Hunter S. Thompson, Songs of the Doomed

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2025 04:27 PM (EXyHK)

104 I believe a naked bicycle protest featuring the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of the last 10 to 15 years could arouse some interest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

105 "The Obama Presidential Center will be a lively community hub, economic anchor, and beacon of democracy right here on the South Side of Chicago. We are excited to welcome visitors—whether they’re coming from down the block or across the globe"
......

They're comin' from all over the word
Hey, everybody, see 'em arrivin'
The greatest stars you'll ever see
Some are flyin' and some are drivin'
From Liverpool to Tennessee

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:28 PM (UjdFS)

106 >>I believe a naked bicycle protest featuring the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of the last 10 to 15 years could arouse some interest.

If Fat Chicks and Ladyballs are your thing...I guess?

We've come a long and scary way from the Elle Macphersons and Kathie Irelands of our Youth.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2025 04:28 PM (BG2Yo)

107 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of the last 10 to 15 years"

So, I see you haven't seen a number of SI "models" of the past few years...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:29 PM (tubbA)

108 They're comin' from all over the word
Hey, everybody, see 'em arrivin'
The greatest stars you'll ever see
Some are flyin' and some are drivin'
From Liverpool to Tennessee
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:28 PM

Jan and Dean appreciate the shout-out!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

109 "Austin, sorry but Portland gets the "keep ___ weird" crown of the day. Hands down. You better up your game for tomorrow."

Hey! Don't poke the psychos.

Here, let's upgrade your pass to San Jacinto VIP.

Posted by: Austin Zookeeper S-3 at October 13, 2025 04:29 PM (ciYHQ)

110 Bernie, you've got Solar Panels supplying all of your mansions' power needs, right? Right?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has a receipie for Giant Mutant Pumpkin Pie at October 13, 2025 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

111 Stephen, if only Hunter had applied some of that wisdom to himself and his own wasted, gluttonous life.

He also seemed to define himself and his own goodness, by people he hated, instead of self-reflecting. He spent so much time hating Richard Nixon, trying to build a whole career out of it, it's pathetic. I doubt Nixon ever spent more than an hour thinking about HT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:30 PM (/p+XQ)

112 giant inflatable frog costume

-
Didja see this?

https://is.gd/viXLYi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 04:30 PM (CNwhv)

113 I'll ask it morning, noon, and night forever: how many Antifa have been killed or captured?

I bet it's still 0. 875,000 wouldn't be enough. But I bet it's still 0.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 04:30 PM (BI5O2)

114 Darned if little Petunia doesn't remind me of my Siberian kitten Dagny in size! (Technically she is not a kitten any more at 3.5 years, but whaddaya gonna do.) Dagny does not trot quite so fast, though. If she wants to move quickly, she gallops or leaps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2025 04:30 PM (omVj0)

115 Dang. They're right. Today's SI models are not the same calibre as those of our youth.

Next, you're probably gonna tell me that Penthouse Letters to the Editor were not 100% truthful.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 04:32 PM (0sNs1)

116 My used to coach girls high school sports and for a few years her teams would give her an animal at the end of the season. We got goats, sheep and one year a baby pig. My mom named her Piglet, of course.

She was a hoot. She loved to burrow under the straw in her stall and peek out me. She would chase a ball like a puppy. Smart and curious.

But she grew. Fast. Traded her to a farmer who gave us a freezer full of final product.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 04:32 PM (viF8m)

117 Didja see this?

https://is.gd/viXLYi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 04:30 PM (CNwhv)

I went to the link, and still didn't see it. Twitchy sucks festering paki faggot dicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:33 PM (8zz6B)

118 Awwwwwww, look at the wittle wittle piggy wiggly, so adorable, so... delicious....

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at October 13, 2025 04:33 PM (HYKHz)

119 Didja see this"

Always wondering - the vast majority of such protesters are...well fed. Very well fed. One might even say "fat".

Or lardassed..

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:33 PM (tubbA)

120 Today shows the importance of Ace. No Ace, no HQ… just a chat room.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (PCK5/)

121 "I bet it's still 0."

Two are Missing Persons. I still have the shovel.

Posted by: Austin Zookeeper S-3 at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (ciYHQ)

122 Duncan, LOL.

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing to you. My dream finally came true and I'm now dating an SI model! But I wanted to ask if maybe I have unrealistic standards. Is an SI cover model really supposed to have face stubble, a double chin, balls and a penis??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (/p+XQ)

123 51 - Hunter Thompson may have been the stoner's stoner, but he was not stupid ... that man had a good eye, and a gift for words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (kHop/)

124 Some nuts hung a sign over the interstate pass that said honk if you want to dump Trump. I didn't notice until I got about hundred yards away so I didn't have time to roll down the window and show them what I thought. I guess I could have slowed down to 75mph .

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (EYmYM)

125 107 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of the last 10 to 15 years"

So, I see you haven't seen a number of SI "models" of the past few years...
Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:29 PM (tubbA)

*detects bulge*

Posted by: And gunts at October 13, 2025 04:34 PM (TbWk/)

126 He spent so much time hating Richard Nixon, trying to build a whole career out of it, it's pathetic. I doubt Nixon ever spent more than an hour thinking about HT.

Yup. Most of his post-Nixon career was thrashing around trying to find someone he could hate as much as he hated Nixon; he even seemed to be considering Clinton for a while. And yet Thompson didn’t even have the consolation of having had even a small part in taking Nixon down.

Nixon, meanwhile, moved to California with his wife and lived on the beach. I’m sure it wasn’t what he would have preferred, but not a bad life, and I doubt HST was even a footnote among his regrets.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2025 04:35 PM (EXyHK)

127 "The Obama Presidential Center will be a lively community hub, economic anchor, and beacon of democracy right here on the South Side of Chicago. We are excited to welcome visitors—whether they’re coming from down the block or across the globe"

So it's going to be a sinkhole of irrelevance and nonperformance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (oKXMA)

ain't nobody getting off the highways for that, and my memories of Chicago's South side are 35 years old.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2025 04:35 PM (8avO+)

128 Always wondering - the vast majority of such protesters are...well fed. Very well fed. One might even say "fat".

************************

they never attend a protest without making a quick stop at McDonalds, Taco Bell, Dominos, and Krispy Kreme

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at October 13, 2025 04:35 PM (HYKHz)

129 Smart AND tasty.
What wonderful animals!

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 04:35 PM (UjdFS)

130 Cheryl Tiegs

https://tinyurl.com/yvmjshc5

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:36 PM (AOsQT)

131 ain't nobody getting off the highways for that, and my memories of Chicago's South side are 35 years old.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2025 04:35 PM (8avO+)

It's the badest part of town...

And beware of Leroy Brown!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)

132 I also knew someone who had a big snake -- a boa constrictor, I think. She raised rodents to feed it and named them things like Lunch, Hors d'oeuvre, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025

***
My cats would love it if I brought them tiny live animals to chase, kill, and enjoy. But I couldn't do it.

Think of the blood on the carpet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2025 04:37 PM (omVj0)

133 Some nuts hung a sign over the interstate pass that said honk if you want to dump Trump.

------

Stand alongside with a banner saying "set your worthless hooptie on fire beneath this overpass if you love Trump, and I'll buy you a decent used car"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 04:38 PM (BI5O2)

134 >"The Obama Presidential Center will be a ...

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magnet for graffiti
convenient place to shoot up
trash dump

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:38 PM (AOsQT)

135 130 Cheryl Tiegs

https://tinyurl.com/yvmjshc5
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:36 PM (AOsQT)

Binged 'Landsman' last week... did not realize one of the actresses was Demi Moore...

Damn fine for 62...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

136 Cheryl Tiegs"

Two words: white fishnet swimsuit

(OK, three. Whatever)

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (tubbA)

137 and yes, 126 is also true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (kHop/)

138 The Obama Presidential Center will be a ...

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magnet for graffiti
convenient place to shoot up
trash dump
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:38 PM (AOsQT)

A money laundering operation

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (EYmYM)

139 It's weird how my cat Jasmine somehow sneaks onto my lap without me noticing. She only weighs around 8 pounds, so you'd think I'd feel it, but strangely, I don't.

Then I look down and find her purring in my lap...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (IBQGV)

140 Has anyone else ever noticed that "singer"/"actress" Ariana Grande actually resembles a young Vivian Vance, from I Love Lucy?

Of course, Viv had real talent. Ariana OTOH...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (/p+XQ)

141 This is like an all day Animal Cafe Thread. I'll be all out of warm feelings by 6 PM.

Posted by: Mr. Softee at October 13, 2025 04:40 PM (oftw2)

142 sock_rat_eez, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:40 PM (/p+XQ)

143 This is like an all day Animal Cafe Thread. I'll be all out of warm feelings by 6 PM.

Posted by: Mr. Softee at October 13, 2025 04:40 PM (oftw2)

We need a political hate, doom, and gloom cafe to balance things out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (i24o9)

144 Ariana OTOH..."

Doughnuts, anyone?

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (tubbA)

145 Welp, rains is starting again here. Was nice for a while, but much too humid for Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (8zz6B)

146 The Obama Presidential Center will be a ...

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magnet for graffiti
convenient place to shoot up
trash dump
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:38 PM (AOsQT)

A money laundering operation

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (EYmYM)

A conduit for funding domestic terror groups.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (i24o9)

147 We need a political hate, doom, and gloom cafe to balance things out.

A two-minute hate!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (EXyHK)

148 Of course, Viv had real talent. Ariana OTOH...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (/p+XQ)

Ariana looks like an ugly anorexia love doll but she does have a lot of singing talent..

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:42 PM (EYmYM)

149 We need a political hate, doom, and gloom cafe to balance things out."

Fat guy on ottoman warming up in the bullpen...

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:42 PM (tubbA)

150 We need a political hate, doom, and gloom cafe to balance things out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

VOTE YES ON PROP 50

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at October 13, 2025 04:42 PM (UjdFS)

151 A couple of years ago the wokesters in my county succeeded in banning racing pigs at the county fair. They've banned.bands because of Confederate flags in their logo. I'm actually surprised they haven't banned all animals at the county fair, obviously missing the point of a county fair

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2025 04:43 PM (mO7bs)

152 man, why are these doughnuts all wet?? ;-)

Willie, hmmm. I confess I've never subjected myself long enough to any of her music, to know if you're right or not. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:43 PM (/p+XQ)

153 We need a political hate, doom, and gloom cafe to balance things out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (i24o9)

Been needing that for a quarter century.

Cuddly animals will do instead. I suppose. Or not. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2025 04:43 PM (BI5O2)

154 Ariana looks like an ugly anorexia love doll but she does have a lot of singing talent..
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:42 PM (EYmYM)

Sounds like Taylor Swift. Dead silence in my world, for both of 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:43 PM (8zz6B)

155 146 The Obama Presidential Center will be a ...

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magnet for graffiti
convenient place to shoot up
trash dump
Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:38 PM (AOsQT)

A money laundering operation

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (EYmYM)

A conduit for funding domestic terror groups.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 04:41 PM (i24o9)

Will it has a Subway restaurant?

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at October 13, 2025 04:44 PM (PiwSw)

156 Hunter S. Thompson, like the idiot bikers he celebrated, like the malicious politicians and perverts he trafficked, despaired. Despair is a falling short. I read too much of his filth too. But I got better.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 13, 2025 04:44 PM (YlWIZ)

157 "a naked bicycle protest featuring the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models"

Still gross.
Is there truly NO barrier twixt taint and seat?
And what about the guy riding behind her?
He's got to endure non-stop brown-eye from her for the whole rally?

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:45 PM (l5BXk)

158 Naken bicycle protest? I can tell someone at antifa is obsessed with Queen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:45 PM (/p+XQ)

159 He's got to endure non-stop brown-eye from her for the whole rally?
Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:45 PM (l5BXk)

Hey! That's the best part.

Posted by: Your Typical Antifag at October 13, 2025 04:46 PM (8zz6B)

160 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:45 PM (l5BXk)

And pointy elbows. Don't forget the pointy elbows.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 13, 2025 04:46 PM (EYmYM)

161 151 A couple of years ago the wokesters in my county succeeded in banning racing pigs at the county fair. They've banned.bands because of Confederate flags in their logo. I'm actually surprised they haven't banned all animals at the county fair, obviously missing the point of a county fair
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2025 04:43 PM

They try to ban everything and they picket every rodeo I've attended. Screaming at you as you drive in. Crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2025 04:46 PM (AZf41)

162 Binged 'Landsman' last week... did not realize one of the actresses was Demi Moore...

Damn fine for 62...
Posted by: Romeo13

New season starts 11/16.

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2025 04:47 PM (lJ0H4)

163 "The Obama Presidential Center will be a ... "

the blast-resistant features of the design make me think it was meant to be the future chicago politburo headquarters.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2025 04:48 PM (kHop/)

164 157 I mean, please at least tell me that the seats are one-use biohazard waste disposable.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:48 PM (l5BXk)

165 I read a lot of Thompson too. He had a great talent for invective.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:49 PM (AOsQT)

166 162 I love the dialog on that show! Taylor Sheridan FTW.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:49 PM (l5BXk)

167 gp, they DON'T USE the seats. They just plug right into the metal tube below. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:49 PM (/p+XQ)

168 I like bikes that have no seat.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at October 13, 2025 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

169 >>>Is there truly NO barrier twixt taint and seat?

*old joke alert*

Sign in bike shop window...

Women's bicycle seats for sale:
New - $20
Used - $40

Posted by: one hour sober at October 13, 2025 04:50 PM (Y1sOo)

170 "The Obama Presidential Center will be a lively community hub, economic anchor, and beacon of democracy right here on the South Side of Chicago. We are excited to welcome visitors—whether they’re coming from down the block or across the globe"

So it's going to be a sinkhole of irrelevance and nonperformance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:23 PM (oKXMA)

I predict a song:
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of Obama-ville
When the town of Chicago died
And they talk about it still.

Posted by: LASu at October 13, 2025 04:50 PM (lCppi)

171 157 "a naked bicycle protest featuring the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models"

Still gross.
Is there truly NO barrier twixt taint and seat?
And what about the guy riding behind her?
He's got to endure non-stop brown-eye from her for the whole rally?
Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:45 PM (l5BXk)

Would endure brown eye from Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. And I suspect I am not alone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2025 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

172 >"The Obama Presidential Center will be a ... "

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it is an exceedingly ugly building, befitting an exceedingly ugly man.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 04:51 PM (AOsQT)

173 gp, they DON'T USE the seats. They just plug right into the metal tube below. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:49 PM (/p+XQ)

It's the Jarles Chonson special!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 04:51 PM (8zz6B)

174 "The Obama Presidential Center and Landfill"

"The Obama Presidential Center and Hog Rendering Plant"

"The Obama Presidential Center and Bathhouse"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:52 PM (/p+XQ)

175
A lot of those Fat Influencers die extremely young.
Posted by: garrett

==============

I read about a couple of them who alternately got permanent disorders. When you're a teenager or early 20s your body can keep up with the abuse, but the fun and games come to an end bigly. Like, 28 years old and you've got diabetes, cellulitis, compromised organs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 04:53 PM (oKXMA)

176 AOP, I hear Jarles Chonson drove himself crazy trying to ban every last conservative he hates from the entire internet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 04:53 PM (/p+XQ)

177 Nood

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 13, 2025 04:53 PM (Lo97M)

178 It's the Jarles Chonson special!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I wonder if old Chuckles is still riding and posting boring photos of his rides.

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2025 04:53 PM (lJ0H4)

179 I'd end up in line riding behind Amy Schumer. I've been practicing riding with my eyes closed. Last week I made it 700 yards before crashing.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:54 PM (l5BXk)

180 Bacon-wrapped bacon. Check out my updated nic.

Posted by: QED Texan Grandpa-to-be at October 13, 2025 04:54 PM (mN4/V)

181 It's the Jarles Chonson special!"

Si.

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 04:54 PM (tubbA)

182 Pay attention.
We are watching historical greatness.
It's too soon to make comparison and anyway they're useless.
But we're seeing epic historical greatness pass right before our eyes.
Pay attention.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 13, 2025 04:54 PM (mzzTG)

183 The Soviets will be proud of their offspring with Barky's Library

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 05:15 PM (+qU29)

184 the pig they were trying to feed with a syringe: There are tool you can get at Valley Vet or Tractor supply, a piece of tubing you can force down their throat -- they will actually swallow, it is connected to a bottle and you squeeze milk directly into the stomach. I hate videos when people dont know what they are doing.

Posted by: susan harms at October 13, 2025 06:57 PM (Kkd7F)

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