Ninja Stealth Roll Cafe

8 Giraffe fails its stealth roll. But he did his best.
---
I dunno. I thought he was doing pretty well from a distance.

Up close he'd still fool a half-orc with a Wisdom score of 4.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 07:38 PM (IBQGV)

9 7 ¿Sabías que las heces de los pingüinos huelen muy, muy mal?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2025 07:38 PM (0sNs1

We speak 'Merican here, bub. None of that funny French stuff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2025 07:38 PM (q7hip)

10 What giraffe? I don't see any giraffe.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2025 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

11 I hate to admit that I know this but none of that counts as yiffing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 07:37 PM

I'm going to say that I have no idea what yiffing is, and I treasure my ignorance of the subject.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

12 I have been told that giraffes do not smell their own flatulence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

13 >>>3 Is that one of those tilt shift photos that makes everything look like a doll house?

I think it's just blurry. I didn't notice that in the smaller image that I downloaded.

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2025 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

14 Willowed from the previous thread, Cowdemon posted:

Police officers truly believe that they should never be held accountable for their actions, that they should be worshiped by the public as they constantly spit in their faces. The police hold the public in sneering contempt. The public can and should return them the favor. I would hope the Portland Police are told where to go by the feds for such a blatant disrespect for the people who pay their wages.

This also holds true for a TON of federal and state judges on the bench.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 07:40 PM (8z6SV)

15 ¿Sabías que las heces de los pingüinos huelen muy, muy mal?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

Yours would too if all you ate was anchovies.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2025 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

16 That "Swiss Scene" up top is AI. Somehow they overlay the squalor and graffiti.

Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun at October 06, 2025 07:41 PM (oftw2)

17 >>>Giraffe fails its stealth roll. But he did his best.

Kinda disappointed with this one. I wanted to see what a rolling giraffe looked like. But I guess you meant stealth role.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM (syz1S)

18
Be Smarter.

What is a luthier?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM (n1EBp)

19 Giraffe Roll is the least purchased roll at Sushi Samba.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM (q7hip)

20 Just heard Lard Ass Pritzker accusing Trump of lying about Chicago standing down as a pretext to invoke the IA.

Invoke Iowa? These ethanol subsidies aren't being shared with ANYONE, pal!

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM (ycI94)

21 Today was the blessing of the animals after Mass. Lots and lots of good doggies.

One of the women brought in some of her honey bees. I must say I hadn't ever seen that before.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 07:43 PM (cYBz/)

22 If whig is here, still not clear on the whole court/NG thing.

9th Circuit ruling would apply to OR too, right? In any case, I thought it was a basic ruling that directly addressed executive authority to use the NG (which is close to plenary, no?).

Not clear why using CA NG is (apparently?) a bit of finesse and dodging here. If that's what it is, then I rescind my previous tentative celebration of the WH (finally) repudiating the courts. Seemed to good to be true, actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2025 07:43 PM (U/Byj)

23 The dog videos were cute.

We had 3 purebred Collies over the years. Beautiful dogs.

Man, poor Ralphy. I don't know what I'm going to do with him.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 07:44 PM (Sco7b)

24 One of the women brought in some of her honey bees. I must say I hadn't ever seen that before.
Posted by: Tonypete

Be thankful it weren't pinworms!

Posted by: Stymie Beard, Our Gang at October 06, 2025 07:45 PM (oftw2)

25
It's the full Harvest Moon tonight, you know the one that shines on, shines on (unfortunately rainy and cloudy here). An Oct Harvest Moon is somewhat rare, maybe once every 5 years, although it can happen as low as 3 years apart depending. Last one was 2020, next will be 2028.

Exact moment of syzygy is 11:47 EDT, so all of us in the US will have a near 100% full Moon at high loon tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

26 Been busy all day but saw that FBI and Senate Judiciary have confirmed massive spying on senators during the vegetable's reign of idiocy and lawlessness.

Gee, what will the mighty, proud, fierce Senate GOP do in response?

Ya think two strongly worded letters, instead of one?

This is orders of magnitude worse than Watergate, not even comparable. Of course, if a spectacular campaign of lawless and criminal abuse of power occurs in a dead civic culture, is it noticed (think tree falling in uninhabited forest kinda thing)?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2025 07:46 PM (U/Byj)

27 Be thankful it weren't pinworms!

Posted by: Stymie Beard, Our Gang at October 06, 2025 07:45 PM (oftw2)

Or candiru!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 07:46 PM (i24o9)

28 Stateless, why let him suffer in pain. Sometimes the hardest choice is the right one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 07:46 PM (kurEY)

29 Saw a video little while ago a Chinchilla would make a great pet, but you might not want one unless your a night owl

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2025 07:47 PM (7YtcZ)

30 It's the full Harvest Moon tonight, you know the one that shines on, shines on (unfortunately rainy and cloudy here). An Oct Harvest Moon is somewhat rare, maybe once every 5 years, although it can happen as low as 3 years apart depending. Last one was 2020, next will be 2028.

Exact moment of syzygy is 11:47 EDT, so all of us in the US will have a near 100% full Moon at high loon tonight.
Posted by: publius

President Donald Trump:

Tonight is a bomber's moon.
We begin bombing Portland in 5 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2025 07:47 PM (JnEe8)

31 It would be cool to see a '6 months later' update on the scared pupper.

He and the boy are probably bestest buds now.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 06, 2025 07:48 PM (8AONa)

32 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

A maker of stringed musical instruments.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 07:49 PM (Wnv9h)

33 Dogs are the best!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (K7MIk)

34 Exact moment of syzygy is 11:47 EDT, so all of us in the US will have a near 100% full Moon at high loon tonight.
Posted by: publius

Thank you, I'll be stepping outside at midnight to enjoy. Have ample supply of wolfbane.

Posted by: Renfield at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (oftw2)

35 If whig is here, still not clear on the whole court/NG thing.

9th Circuit ruling would apply to OR too, right? In any case, I thought it was a basic ruling that directly addressed executive authority to use the NG (which is close to plenary, no?).

Not clear why using CA NG is (apparently?) a bit of finesse and dodging here. If that's what it is, then I rescind my previous tentative celebration of the WH (finally) repudiating the courts. Seemed to good to be true, actually.
Posted by: rhomboid

Oregon Judge Gutfull can only rule on Oregon crap. Hence, the two step and using Cali Guard.
9th Circus slapped down the Oregon judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (JnEe8)

36 Today was the blessing of the animals after Mass.

8 yo grandson brought his bearded dragon Randall in for blessing of the animals...every kid wanted that big lizard to ride on them

Posted by: DanMan at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (8uzBS)

37 sock_rat, hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (kurEY)

38 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (7YtcZ)

39 "Battle Beyond The Stars" is on. What a turdball this thing is. What were they thinking?

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

40 They almost definitely won't, but I kind of hope Portland Antifa dig in their heels and force a violent confrontation.

If that happens, and some of them are killed, I think the Party and their media will find to their shock and horror that their shrieking is met with... crickets.

And Trump gets a pass from the public to hunt Leftist terrorists down like dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 07:51 PM (BI5O2)

41 I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36

Posted by: Accomack at October 06, 2025 07:51 PM (T1QkV)

42 Doing great! (thx for asking!)

I hope you are well, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 07:53 PM (K7MIk)

43 Listen, when Paul McCartney tell you have to get back out on the road, you gotta listen.

The new Rush tour is only 12 dates, so getting tickets is going to be harder than getting to a women's prison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)

44 What is a luthier?

Originally, a person who made lutes. Now any similar string instrument, e.g. guitar, ukulele, etc. Not sure whether it would include makers of bowed instruments.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 07:53 PM (3nLb4)

45 I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36
----

We need to stop setting votes. We don't need this "resolved" anytime soon.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2025 07:54 PM (TN0g+)

46 Exact moment of syzygy is 11:47 EDT

I did not know lesbians had sex on such a tight schedule.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2025 07:55 PM (Riz8t)

47 Switzerland really is a beautiful country.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 07:55 PM (viF8m)

48 The Fifth Marine Regiment, along with air support from VMA 211 and VMA 311 would put a harsh on Portland or Chicago's mellow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 07:55 PM (gm9Sb)

49 28 Stateless, why let him suffer in pain. Sometimes the hardest choice is the right one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 07:46 PM (kurEY

I know. But he's pretty comfortable most of the time. And he jumps all over the place when there are treats. Even the vet commented on how much life he has.

I have pain pills for him but he's mostly good. If I thought he was suffering all the time, I'd immediately bring him in. We're in a weird time phase now.

I talked with the vet. We're in the 'keep him happy and comfortable' phase.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 07:55 PM (Sco7b)

50 What is a luthier?

Really? I have to do this?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 07:56 PM (144I4)

51 I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36

Hopefully it's just a negotiating ploy showing that he's being reasonable.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2025 07:56 PM (Riz8t)

52 Accomack, hard to tell, but I don't like the sound of it. A bit. And I hope OMB and others are working 24/7 to implement irreversible (and reversible) changes in the window opened by the shutdown. Meanwhile it's disappointing to see the WH/GOP keep begging the Dems to make a deal. Make hay while the sun shines, on real cuts and policy changes you might not be able to do otherwise. Don't shorten this thing, exploit it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2025 07:57 PM (U/Byj)

53 Switzerland really is a beautiful country.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's where all the politicians' money is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 07:57 PM (8z6SV)

54 "I wonder where Trump is going with this: "

nowhere. meaningless words, not expected to have any real effect.
kinda like the gaza peace proposal that everyone was so worried about.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 07:58 PM (K7MIk)

55 Democrats have no room to negotiate a damn thing. Everyone is blaming them for this. Trump should not be throwing these pigdogs a lifeline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 07:58 PM (BI5O2)

56 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM (n1EBp)

Les Luthiers was an Argentine Comedy troupe that focused on music from home made instruments, whimsey, and word-play. They had international repute - at least in the Spanish speaking world - and were all accomplished musicians

Rhapsody in Balls (6 min)

https://tinyurl.com/bd4mu4hm

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

57
At these highly organized, well-funded antifa riots are 4 groups: The antagonists/agitators at the front, the npc mob a little further, and in the mix are riotors wearing "PRESS" vests, who are, in fact videographers for livestreaming the riots.

The fourth groups of rioters wear little gay green helmets. They are the supposed "Observers." They are associated with the the far-left NLG, the National Lawyers Guild. With these "lawyers" on the scene, the other rioters can receive on-the-spot legal advice after an altercation -- get their stories straight, collect false witnesses, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:59 PM (n1EBp)

58 IMHO DJT needs to keep making it worse for Dems, the longer this goes on.

"You won't vote? Okay, I'm gonna eliminate the entire Department of Labor too in this budget, this year. Still won't vote? No more EPA or FDA. I'm gonna bloodlet you until you vote my way."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 07:59 PM (8z6SV)

59 Trump should not be throwing these pigdogs a lifeline.

Perhaps they are English, and he shall taunt them a second time.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (Riz8t)

60 I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36

Hopefully it's just a negotiating ploy showing that he's being reasonable.

Posted by: Archimedes

====

Or having some fun at Chuck's expense.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (8AONa)

61 The commutards and their enablers in the Portland PD really need to read the part of 18 U.S. Code § 241, Conspiracy Against Rights that reads "...if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death."

It'd be hard to enjoy a cushy PPD pension after you'd been sentenced to the hot shot, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (qpyNK)

62
MNF
AMF

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (AOsQT)

63
The new Rush tour is only 12 dates, so getting tickets is going to be harder than getting to a women's prison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Are they going to make a studio recording?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

64
What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

A maker of stringed musical instruments.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Make and maintain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (n1EBp)

65 >>>What is a luthier?

Guitar maker or repairer or fine-tuner

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (KRtlO)

66 That combat roll got me too.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (QiuVh)

67 >> I did not know lesbians had sex on such a tight schedule.

Gaia and Selene scissor while Sol watches. Selene is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (w6EFb)

68 > 32 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

Superman villain. Lex Luthier.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)

69 Has Trump made a deal where we got screwed?

He's maneuvered the left into taking the insane position on everything. Democrats have the lowest approval rating in modern history.

Trump is right where he wants to be, doing deals and winning. Let him do his thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:02 PM (viF8m)

70
Finn went to the vet today for a follow-up and an ultrasound on his prostate. Nothing unusual was found. He's doing well right now but will remain a house dog at least until Her Majesty gets home tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 08:02 PM (tgvbd)

71 57 Those are festive little gay green helmets.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (gm9Sb)

72 MNF
AMF
Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 08:00 PM (AOsQT)

It shows that it took me a min to work that out. Adios motherfuckers I got right away...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

73 > Superman villain. Lex Luthier.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)

Or maybe that dude who was responsible for the Protestant Reformation, Martin Luthier.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (qpyNK)

74 Atta boy, luthier!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

75 61, I've been hoping to see that enforced for years and years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (K7MIk)

76 One of the women brought in some of her honey bees. I must say I hadn't ever seen that before.
Posted by: Tonypete

Be thankful it weren't pinworms!
Posted by: Stymie Beard, Our Gang at October 06, 2025 07:45 PM
****
Be thankful they weren't brain worms.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at October 06, 2025 08:04 PM (wyEkt)

77
Superman villain. Lex Luthier.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)

Or maybe that dude who was responsible for the Protestant Reformation, Martin Luthier.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:03 PM (qpyNK)

__________

Or the botanist's musical brother Luthier Burbank.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 08:05 PM (tgvbd)

78 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 08:05 PM (K7MIk)

79 I think Trump wants a deal which is why we still hear only threats of funemployment.

Posted by: Accomack at October 06, 2025 08:05 PM (6HDsc)

80 @63

>>Are they going to make a studio recording?

They didn't announce new music but are doing a 50th anniversary tour and celebration of Neil Peart's life, they intend to do something special every night of the tour, so, they will probably release a Tour Album after the tour with a some other swag.

One of the greatest tour video's I've ever seen was Rush In Rio, the energy of that show jumped off the screen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 08:06 PM (XV/Pl)

81 > Martin Luthier.

Old joke:

A man decided to play a prank on his buddy, a rare book collector.

At a party, he got another guy to strike up a conversation with him. "Hey, I hear you collect old books. I wish I'd known that -- I threw one out just last week." (goes on to describe a Gutenberg Bible)

"YOU THREW OUT A GUTENBERG BIBLE?"

"Well, it couldn't have been worth that much. Some character named Martin Luther had scribbled notes all over it."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:06 PM (qpyNK)

82 Jesse Waters... 25 people were shot in Chicago this weekend.

Dang.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:06 PM (Sco7b)

83 Adios, My Friends

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 08:07 PM (AOsQT)

84 Luthier Campbell, 2 Live Crew.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:07 PM (0aYVJ)

85 Umbrella cockatoos are teh evil.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 06, 2025 08:07 PM (vCZTm)

86 Man, poor Ralphy. I don't know what I'm going to do with him.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Maybe it's time to make that last visit to the vet.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2025 08:08 PM (lJ0H4)

87 Be Smarter.

What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

Someone who plays the luth.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 06, 2025 08:09 PM (PJc3a)

88 82 Jesse Waters... 25 people were shot in Chicago this weekend.

Dang.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:06 PM (Sco7b)

So, lower than normal, mostly peaceful?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2025 08:09 PM (mP0Kj)

89 Those are festive little gay green helmets.

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 06, 2025 08:09 PM (vCZTm)

90 87 Be Smarter.

What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

Someone who plays the luth.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 06, 2025 08:09 PM (PJc3a)

Fan of Lex Luther!!!!

Posted by: SuperMan at October 06, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)

91 What is a luthier?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 06, 2025 08:10 PM (vCZTm)

92 Jesse Waters... 25 people were shot in Chicago this weekend.

That's all?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 06, 2025 08:11 PM (Gnrj+)

93 70
Finn went to the vet today for a follow-up and an ultrasound on his prostate. Nothing unusual was found. He's doing well right now but will remain a house dog at least until Her Majesty gets home tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
======
You take damn good care of our furry four footed friends. May you be blessed on account of it.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 08:11 PM (WDjG6)

94 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

Some people call him the space cowboy. Some call him the gangster of love.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:12 PM (PJc3a)

95 82 25 people shot in Chicago, one weekend. Look at
the whole state of Arkansas. Constitutional carry, gotta look long and hard to find a non gun owner, and maybe one person cleaning his .22 shoots himself in the foot while under influence.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:12 PM (gm9Sb)

96 39 "Battle Beyond The Stars" is on. What a turdball this thing is. What were they thinking?
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

Elevator pitch: You know how Lucas just used samurai movie tropes to create Star Wars? What if we just remake The Seven Samurai, but in outer space?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:13 PM (QiuVh)

97 >>I think Trump wants a deal which is why we still hear only threats of funemployment.

Of course there will be a deal at some point. The government isn't going to stay shut forever.

The only question is the terms. After what the left put Trump and his supporters through for the last decade why would anyone still think Trump will fold when all he's been doing for last 9 months is punch them in the junk and put sombreros on their heads?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:14 PM (viF8m)

98 Turtle shell patterns.

https://is.gd/jBlNBt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 06, 2025 08:14 PM (ncuCE)

99 41 I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36
Posted by: Accomack
======
Kayfebe. Moderates hate policy fights and Trump saying one thing and Schumer rejecting it changes the direction of blame.

Trump is also trying to prevent the traditional weepy bullshit from the media about how he is the obstructionist. So carrot and stick, carrot and stick over and over again.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 08:14 PM (WDjG6)

100 40 They almost definitely won't, but I kind of hope Portland Antifa dig in their heels and force a violent confrontation.

https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience
...that the more brazen and relentless one’s acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one’s door offering to forget, to forgive, and to GIVE FORGIVENESS A BAD NAME.

Some will never learn this basic truth until too late: That any compromise between Food and Poison can result in Death -- the 'very' and, in fact, 'only' Common Ground that the Desperate and Deliberately Evil is to put you into it... That the Earth may Inherit the Meek (and the Venal, and the WEAK)...

https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-EvilNotMistaken
“Such a consequential president of the United States, a Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States,” Pelosi'24 feeling that she's getting real on IceKingJOE

The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value Illicitly Obtained retains no Value.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (TrpoB)

101 Those are festive little gay green helmets.

Don't look at me.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 06, 2025 08:09 PM (vCZTm)

Or me.

Posted by: The Great Gazoo at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (wVcYX)

102 Lute, Flute, Bass Piccolo and Harmonium...

Posted by: man at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (tubbA)

103 I did not previously know what "yiffing" was, so I educated myself.

Now I currently know what "yiffing" is.

Whoever said that education will improve your life is a filthy liar!

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (QiuVh)

104 39 "Battle Beyond The Stars" is on. What a turdball this thing is. What were they thinking?
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

Elevator pitch: You know how Lucas just used samurai movie tropes to create Star Wars? What if we just remake The Seven Samurai, but in outer space?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:13 PM (QiuVh)

That one chick has huge tracts of land in zero-g.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 08:16 PM (wVcYX)

105 Luthier: The quality of being more than just standard level luthy.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:17 PM (QiuVh)

106 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025

Someone who builds and repairs guitars. My brother's line of work. In theory.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 08:17 PM (m1Tti)

107 86 Man, poor Ralphy. I don't know what I'm going to do with him.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Maybe it's time to make that last visit to the vet.
Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2025 08:08 PM

I think I'm seeing young puppy and am sad.

Even the vet commented how lively he is. She was impressed.

I'll keep monitoring him. If ever his bad days outnumber his good days, I'll do the humane thing.

Right now, he's having a lot of good days.

I'm just missing young puppy.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:18 PM (Sco7b)

108 At the airport heading back to Seattle.

Spent my birthday today with my sons and daughter in law. I am so very blessed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 08:18 PM (VKu6E)

109 If you have a franchise quarterback, even the Woke NFL can't bring you down...

Underdog NFL@UnderdogNFL

Over first 18 career regular-season games

Tom Brady:
319/494
3,412 passing yards
23 TDs, 13 INTs

Drake Maye:
338/491
3,527 passing yards
22 TDs, 12 INTs

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 08:19 PM (TGPs7)

110 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 07:42 PM

Some people call him the space cowboy. Some call him the gangster of love.
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:12 PM (PJc3a)

Perhaps you've heard of my brother, Roger. Roger the Shrubber. He arranges, designs, and sells shrubberies.

Posted by: Luthier the Space Cowboy and Gangster of Love at October 06, 2025 08:20 PM (wVcYX)

111 "That one chick has huge tracts of land in zero-g.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

John Boy is the hero. It kind of takes me out of it.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

112 108 Nurse, I know you do, but keep your head on a swivel out there. Methinks things are going to get crazier. Mace and the G43 for the win.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:22 PM (gm9Sb)

113 30 It's the full Harvest Moon tonight,
---

Driving into town before sunup the moon, not too high, was square down the middle of the highway. Beautiful. I would have stopped to take a picture except we were all doing 85.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2025 08:22 PM (vMQ5f)

114 John Boy is the hero. It kind of takes me out of it.
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 08:20 PM

But it's got Robert Vaughn.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:22 PM (PJc3a)

115

About 200 Texas National Guard troops are set to deploy to Chicago on Monday night unless a judge blocks the order, a Pentagon official told Military Times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2025 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

116 Big Gay Penguin has taken over my computer.

For whatever reason, my current Windows 11 desktop wallpaper shows two penguins (presumably both male) positioned so it looks like they are kissing each other.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 08:23 PM (IBQGV)

117
I wonder where Trump is going with this:
https://tinyurl.com/5243wk36

That pic of Schumer is the face of a man that knows he has already lost.

*does happy fun dance*

Posted by: Texas Ranger WoodrowCall - at October 06, 2025 08:23 PM (EhHfT)

118 Sidebar:

Surviving Rush players Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson will tour to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the band's founding and to honor their fallen comrade Neil Peart

----

To honor their fallen comrade, and make lots of money.

But mostly to make lots of money.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:24 PM (L6UpC)

119 "That one chick has huge tracts of land in zero-g.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

John Boy is the hero. It kind of takes me out of it.
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)
---
Richard Thomas is creepy. I would never let him be alone with children.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:24 PM (0aYVJ)

120 112 108 Nurse, I know you do, but keep your head on a swivel out there. Methinks things are going to get crazier. Mace and the G43 for the win.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I’m good. Got my pepper spray. And I blend in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 08:25 PM (VKu6E)

121 Remember that TV movie where Richard "John Boy" Thomas was stalking Brooke Shields? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (8z6SV)

122 Illinois judge refuses to block Trump sending troops to Chicago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (qpyNK)

123 Richard Thomas is creepy. I would never let him be alone with children.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:24 PM

Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

124 Unless they are actually the same guy.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

125 For whatever reason, my current Windows 11 desktop wallpaper shows two penguins (presumably both male) positioned so it looks like they are kissing each other.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 08:23 PM (IBQGV)

What makes you think they are male ? What are you , a Spheniscidaefile ?

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)

126 i broke down and watched Battle Beyond The Stars I think six years ago. I forgot all of it within a week. i just remember boobeh ship

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

127 Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

Well. Hmmm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)

128 Luthier: The quality of being more than just standard level luthy.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:17 PM (QiuVh)

Her thithter is better.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 06, 2025 08:27 PM (i24o9)

129 For whatever reason, my current Windows 11 desktop wallpaper shows two penguins (presumably both male) positioned so it looks like they are kissing each other.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Does it use cookies and search history to recommend wallpaper?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:28 PM (gKWVE)

130 I used to think that Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone were the same person.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:28 PM (PJc3a)

131 Welcome to The People's Republic...

No jail for woman who pushed senior off MBTA bus and now only $500 for setting a police car on fire.

Welcome to the Massachusetts justice system

Mass Daily Live

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (TGPs7)

132 Battle of the Network Stars>>>Battle Beyond the Stars

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (0aYVJ)

133 One of the greatest tour video's I've ever seen was Rush In Rio, the energy of that show jumped off the screen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 08:06 PM (XV/Pl)

The crowd singing YYZ was crazy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (i24o9)

134 How many carrier battle groups does the judge have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (QwRLP)

135 115 200 Texas National Guard troops set to deploy to Illinois. Howzabout five Rangers geared up?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (gm9Sb)

136 ICE: The first of the Portland Antifa ICE rioters has been federally convicted.

Trantifa militant Julie Winters, formerly Christopher Hudson, has pleaded guilty to felony intimidation of a federal officer and resisting arrest. Other serious charges were dropped as part of the plea deal.

Winters tried attacking officers outside ICE with a large knife in June. When he was released from custody, he then violated his release conditions by returning to the area by ICE. He violently attacked officers who were tasked with re-arresting him. At a recent hearing in Portland, he screamed my name in the courtroom at one point, blaming me for his legal troubles.

Terence K. Williams

F'n pussies! Never drop charges!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (JnEe8)

137 Illinois judge refuses to block Trump sending troops to Chicago.

===

HAHAHAH!!! She is a Graduate of Northwestern University Pritzker School of Law ! *and a Biden appointee...

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (g47mK)

138 200 Texas National Guard troops set to deploy to Illinois. Howzabout five Rangers geared up?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM

Don't they just need one?

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (PJc3a)

139 'V' is on a streaming service.

I may watch that tonight. My last bad night.

Jesse Waters is covering AOC. And the government shutdown. Millions of people not dead.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (Sco7b)

140 For whatever reason, my current Windows 11 desktop wallpaper shows two penguins (presumably both male) positioned so it looks like they are kissing each other.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 08:23 PM (IBQGV)

What makes you think they are male ? What are you , a Spheniscidaefile ?
Posted by: runner at October 06, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)
----
Admittedly, it is hard to tell. They are standing on an ice pack, so presumably shrinkage is in effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (IBQGV)

141 Jesse Waters is covering AOC. And the government shutdown. Millions of people not dead.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (Sco7b)

Meh. Get on the cart.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:31 PM (i24o9)

142 Meh. Get on the cart.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:31 PM

He's not fooling anyone.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:31 PM (PJc3a)

143 The V remake was better than the original.
On the other hand, the second V miniseries had Michael Ironside. Who makes anything he's in, good.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:32 PM (gKWVE)

144 Admittedly, it is hard to tell. They are standing on an ice pack, so presumably shrinkage is in effect.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2025 08:30 PM (IBQGV)

AHA! you are just making things up to throw shade on penguins!

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2025 08:32 PM (g47mK)

145 I thought the penguin's pecker was on his face.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:32 PM (PJc3a)

146 116 Big Gay Penguin has taken over my computer.

For whatever reason, my current Windows 11 desktop wallpaper shows two penguins (presumably both male) positioned so it looks like they are kissing each other.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Sir, you need to stick to your furry tree rats. Do not disparage our aquatic, fine feathered friends. We are heterosexual and proud of it.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (oftw2)

147 Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

If you were on a teevee show, and there were children on the show, the children were molested.

This is going to have been true about 98% of the time.

And the other 2%, it's possible everyone is lying.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (6eGdO)

148 133
The crowd singing YYZ was crazy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (i24o9)

Very impressive that all the native Portuguese speakers were able to flawlessly sing along to a Canadian song.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (QiuVh)

149 Whoever said that education will improve your life is a filthy liar!

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (QiuVh)

Make sure you never look up MLP porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

150 Very impressive that all the native Portuguese speakers were able to flawlessly sing along to a Canadian song.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (QiuVh)

Not to mention that it is an instrumental.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:34 PM (i24o9)

151 Total non sequitur: Mathew Broderick is morphing into Rosie O'Donnel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:34 PM (0aYVJ)

152 135 115 200 Texas National Guard troops set to deploy to Illinois. Howzabout five Rangers geared up?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:29 PM (gm9Sb)

I thought the mathe was: One riot, one ranger.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:34 PM (QiuVh)

153 Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)
______________________

Crispin Glover for the win.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 08:35 PM (dIske)

154
Stand and fight, we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us, that's seen as we go
And ride there, in motion
To fields in debts of honour, defending

Stand the marchers soaring talons
Peaceful lives will not deliver freedom, fighting we know
Destroy oppression, the point to reaction
As leaders look to you, attacking

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:36 PM (PJc3a)

155 Bee: Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://buff.ly/YI33Sq6

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

156 You know, I knew better than to look up MLP porn.

But Noooooooo, I just had to go there.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

157
Wars that shout in screams of anguish
Power spent passion bespoils our soul receiver, surely we know
In glory we rise to offer
Create our freedom, a word we utter
A word

Words cause our banner, victorious our day
Will silence be promised as violence displays
The curse increased, we fight the power and live by it by day
Our gods awake in thunderous roars and guide the Leader's hand in paths of glory to the cause

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:37 PM (PJc3a)

158 155 That's cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 08:37 PM (QwRLP)

159 Bee: Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://buff.ly/YI33Sq6

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

Stab me! Stab MEEEE!!!

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at October 06, 2025 08:37 PM (i24o9)

160
Listen, should we fight forever?
Knowing as we do know, fear destroys
Listen, should we leave our children?
Listen, our lives stare in silence
Help us now

Listen, your friends have been broken
They tell us of your poison, now we know
Kill them, give them as they give us
Slay them, burn their children's laughter
On to hell

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:38 PM (PJc3a)

161 152 It's one riot, one Ranger, but it appears they have maybe five riots at any given time. The Ranger will quell the disturbance, even if it means breaking out the M60 he keeps in the Crown Vic trunk.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2025 08:38 PM (gm9Sb)

162 I wonder if the Jets will ever win again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 08:39 PM (QwRLP)

163 Bee: Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://buff.ly/YI33Sq6
Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

I'm really not understanding this thing. Sanchez gets in a fight with a guy, who stabs Sanchez. And Sanchez is charged with a felony?

And now the guy is suing Faux Sparts.

Something smells like fish.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:40 PM (YMay6)

164 Jets will win enough games to be able to draft the guard everyone says is a can’t miss.

Posted by: Accomack at October 06, 2025 08:41 PM (oERdd)

165 BurtTC: I generally agree with you that from the 1980s on, if there were kids on a Hollywood set, they got molested.

Having said that, there are some notable exceptions. I've read that closeted gay Robert Reed not only didn't take out weird stuff on the kids at The Brady Bunch, he was actually somewhat protective of them. IMHO if Reed were around today, he'd be aghast at the trans crazies.

And on The Cosby Show, ironically enough, EVERYONE with the exception of Phylicia Rashad, was discouraged from interacting with Bill, when he was having any down time. (He supposedly behaved like a notorious crank while making that show.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 08:41 PM (8z6SV)

166 Jets will win enough games to be able to draft the guard everyone says is a can’t miss.
Posted by: Accomack at October 06, 2025 08:41 PM (oERdd)

You misspelled kicker.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:42 PM (YMay6)

167
The fist will run, grasp metal to gun
The spirit sings in crashing tones, we gain the battle drum
Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn
The pen won't stay the demon's wings
The hour approaches, pounding out the Devil's sermon

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:42 PM (PJc3a)

168 96 39 "Battle Beyond The Stars" is on. What a turdball this thing is. What were they thinking?
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

Elevator pitch: You know how Lucas just used samurai movie tropes to create Star Wars? What if we just remake The Seven Samurai, but in outer space?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:13 PM (QiuVh)

************

Now you know why we Zimtok-5ers want to enslave you humans. You take a perfectly good plot - The Seven Samurai In Outer Space - and instead use seven unarmed Betazoid women who weigh less than 105 pounds beating 270-pound Klingons armed with Bat'leths into submission with lame kicks.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at October 06, 2025 08:43 PM (REXE2)

169 Orson:
Crispin Glover turned out to be so super-crazy, I think Hollywood acting was the only career he could pursue without ending up homeless/destitute.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 08:43 PM (8z6SV)

170 >>I wonder if the Jets will ever win again?

This thread has taken a disturbing direction.

Let's just move on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:43 PM (viF8m)

171 Having said that, there are some notable exceptions. I've read that closeted gay Robert Reed not only didn't take out weird stuff on the kids at The Brady Bunch, he was actually somewhat protective of them. IMHO if Reed were around today, he'd be aghast at the trans crazies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 08:41 PM (8z6SV)

Well, Florence Henderson was banging Greg. I think that counts.

Besides, it's mostly producers who bang the kids.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:43 PM (YMay6)

172 Slay them, burn their children's laughter
On to hell

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:38 PM (PJc3a)

Excellent song.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at October 06, 2025 08:43 PM (i24o9)

173 The extra 4 Texas Rangers are so the designated Ranger can play poker and drink with pals afterwards.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 08:44 PM (wVcYX)

174 Very impressive that all the native Portuguese speakers were able to flawlessly sing along to a Canadian song.
Posted by: tankdemon

Not to mention that it is an instrumental.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

National Health had a spoken-word drum solo.

https://youtu.be/FfAAZBsamfk

(It's silly, but it's only 9 seconds.)

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2025 08:44 PM (nhCoE)

175 >>>Switzerland really is a beautiful country.
~~~~~

Yeah, okay, it's pretty. But does it have an ocean? No! The USA has two! (2!) oceans plus our very own gulf.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:45 PM (3ImbR)

176 But Noooooooo, I just had to go there.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

That fandom broke 4chan and forced moot to set up /mlp/ as a containment board.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:45 PM (gKWVE)

177 Don't eat the bugs, folks...

Wide Awake Media@wideawake_media

"Insect-related businesses in the Western world are producing insect proteins for foods, beverages, confectionaries... butters, oils... as well as spice and seasoning."

"So it's most likely going to show up, not be labelled—and you're not going to know it—in pretty much everything you eat."

"About 30% of the cricket farms looked at have parasites that carry disease to humans."

"The NIH says that... crickets show presence of arsenic, aluminium, cadmium, chromium, and mercury."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 08:45 PM (TGPs7)

178 Yeah, okay, it's pretty. But does it have an ocean? No! The USA has two! (2!) oceans plus our very own gulf.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:45 PM (3ImbR)

One of those oceans, the U.S. would be better off if those coastlines just fell into the sea.

The other ocean, the top half should fall into the sea.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:46 PM (YMay6)

179 >>Yeah, okay, it's pretty. But does it have an ocean? No! The USA has two! (2!) oceans plus our very own gulf.

There's only one ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:48 PM (viF8m)

180 A Scalely and a Crinkly yiffing

Do no look it up.

Poor choice of words there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:48 PM (wtgMO)

181 ORANGEMANBAD! ORANGEMANBAD! STOP EATING MY KAYAK!!!

Posted by: Judge Karin at October 06, 2025 08:49 PM (ULPxl)

182 Ralphy was just out.

Bounded inside, had his treat, and is on my bed now. Happy and good. We're in a weird place. I've left the house twice overnight in 15 years. I took care of my parents. I really want to go on a vacation. But, I'm not going to get rid of Dude for my convenience.

He still has life in him. He was all over the place.
Bedtime soon.

FoxNews... 250th Navy celebration.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:49 PM (Sco7b)

183 >>>One of those oceans, the U.S. would be better off if those coastlines just fell into the sea.
The other ocean, the top half should fall into the sea.
~~~~~

But we'd still have oceans they still would not.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:50 PM (3ImbR)

184 Head tilts, you say?

https://is.gd/L4mWdw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 08:50 PM (L/fGl)

185 Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

Robbie Benson is just laid back.

I love the movie One on One.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 08:50 PM (EYmYM)

186 /mlp/

That's containment?? I think it failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:51 PM (wtgMO)

187 Yo! Up here!

Am I not an ocean?!

Posted by: The Arctic Ocean at October 06, 2025 08:51 PM (REXE2)

188 Only movie I ever saw Robbie Benson in was City Limits. He seemed annoyed that he was in that film. (via MST, of Course)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (0aYVJ)

189 FoxNews is doing their on the street interviews,

Man, that one woman had amazing breasts...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (Sco7b)

190 Besides crooked banking and cuckoo clocks, what has Switzerland done for the World?

Posted by: President of Upper Volta at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)

191 Battle Beyond the Stars

No one who starred in it cared; they got a paycheck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (wtgMO)

192 But we'd still have oceans they still would not.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:50 PM (3ImbR)

Right, but I might have oceanfront property!

Depending on how far the collapse is.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:53 PM (YMay6)

193 Besides crooked banking and cuckoo clocks, what has Switzerland done for the World?

Posted by: President of Upper Volta at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)

Their cheese ain't bad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 08:53 PM (i24o9)

194 Besides crooked banking and cuckoo clocks, what has Switzerland done for the World?
Posted by: President of Upper Volta at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)

Gayest military uniforms.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:53 PM (YMay6)

195 Ace, why the hell can’t I get this site from stop recharging on my phone until I press on the “Comments” link long enough to take me to the comments?

This site stinks on my phone.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

196 >>>Am I not an ocean?!
~~~~~

Alright, alright. Yes, you're an ocean

Mostly frozen, but an ocean. Maybe like a slushie ocean?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (3ImbR)

197 Switzerland is fine. I haven’t been everywhere but I have been to Lucerne. My claim of fame is, I actually bought a Swiss army knife in Switzerland. It’s not like I would go there a second time maybe if there was a family connection or something.

Posted by: Quint at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (haE0k)

198 Right, but I might have oceanfront property!

Ottisville?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (wtgMO)

199 Swiss chocolate and Ricola?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:55 PM (wtgMO)

200 I'm really not understanding this thing. Sanchez gets in a fight with a guy, who stabs Sanchez. And Sanchez is charged with a felony?

And now the guy is suing Faux Sparts.

Something smells like fish.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:40 PM (YMay6)

They have it all on tape. Sanchez attacked him. He was out of his mind .

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 08:55 PM (EYmYM)

201 Ace, why the hell can’t I get this site from stop recharging on my phone until I press on the “Comments” link long enough to take me to the comments?

This site stinks on my phone.
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

It works GREAT on everyone else's phones.

Just yours, it sux. Ace did that on purpose.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:55 PM (YMay6)

202 198 It’s OTTISBERG!

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 08:56 PM (77rzZ)

203 Rush touring again. Tickets will be expensive and hard to get. I'll watch the Youtube vids, when they come out. My ears can't take loud rock concerts anymore. I've seen them three times anyway. Probably contributed to the bad hearing. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2025 08:56 PM (pvrrs)

204 There's only one ocean.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:48 PM (viF8m)

Much obliged.

Posted by: Billy Ocean at October 06, 2025 08:56 PM (wVcYX)

205 That famous line about Switzerland and the cuckoo clock versus Italy that was a really good one and there was some truth to it, though it wasn’t totally fair. As a student of the French language, you have to give the Swiss credit they speak French, but slower, just half a bit slower.. of course today both countries speak English so it is kind of just an academic exercise

Posted by: Quint at October 06, 2025 08:56 PM (haE0k)

206 >>Switzerland is fine. I haven’t been everywhere but I have been to Lucerne.

Did you go to the top of Mt. Pilatus?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 08:57 PM (viF8m)

207 Battle Beyond the Stars. The Last Star Fighter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 08:57 PM (QwRLP)

208 Ottisville?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:54 PM (wtgMO)

Wrong ocean.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:58 PM (YMay6)

209 >>>There's only one ocean.
~~~~~

Okay, Mr. Ocean Globalist, there is only one ocean.

But Switzerland is still nowhere near it.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:58 PM (3ImbR)

210 No man is an Ocean.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 08:58 PM (QwRLP)

211 Is it true that the Rush Tour will be sponsored by AARP and Geritol?

Posted by: Joan Lunden at October 06, 2025 08:58 PM (oftw2)

212 They have it all on tape. Sanchez attacked him. He was out of his mind .
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 08:55 PM (EYmYM)

Any of us could potentially attack someone, if properly provoked.

I wonder what he said to Mr. Butt Tackle.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:59 PM (YMay6)

213 The Last Starfighter is a better Star Wars than Episode IV in some ways.

And the less said about the in production Star Wars: Starfighter movie the better. Ever notice that Disney has to tack Star Wars to all these movies just remind us of franchise they are killing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 08:59 PM (wtgMO)

214 Samsung added a capsule to the battery meter. Motherless fucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:00 PM (QwRLP)

215 >>>No man is an Ocean.
~~~~~

Don't tell that to Billy.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 09:01 PM (3ImbR)

216 What's a little fraud among friends?

BREAKING
A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:01 PM (L/fGl)

217 203 Rush touring again. Tickets will be expensive and hard to get. I'll watch the Youtube vids, when they come out. My ears can't take loud rock concerts anymore. I've seen them three times anyway. Probably contributed to the bad hearing. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2025 08:56 PM (pvrrs)

As a Canadian, I should probably know one of their songs...but no...

As I've been going through the house the last 3 months, I've been listening to Meatloaf. There's one song where I kind of think Celine was better.

And I love Meatloaf...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:01 PM (Sco7b)

218 Just bought a 1961 Ford Falcon Sedan. Teal, with original most everything. Probably needs a bit of work, but it looks lovely. All that chrome! Probably take about a week and a half to get here. I will have trouble waiting.

I will look good driving that beauty. I think I will call her "Eleanor." She looks like Eleanor.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 06, 2025 09:02 PM (urtE/)

219 The USA has two! (2!) oceans plus our very own gulf.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 08:45 PM (3ImbR)

Although I too am interested in subscribing to a newsletter in Yucatec Maya, we have not yet annexed the south half of our pre-Chapultepec coastline.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

220 >>Okay, Mr. Ocean Globalist, there is only one ocean.

>>But Switzerland is still nowhere near it.

And yet they became the first European country to win the America's Cup. Twice.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)

221 Much obliged.
Posted by: Billy Ocean"

No more love on the run?

Posted by: man at October 06, 2025 09:02 PM (tubbA)

222 No man is a butte but plenty are butts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:03 PM (L/fGl)

223 No man is an Ocean.
~~~~~

Don't tell that to Billy.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 09:01 PM (3ImbR)

Or Danny.

Who is now apparently a faggy looking singer.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:03 PM (puAGF)

224 Jay Jones is at 60% to win on Poly.
Dems will vote for anyone with a D.
It’s fucked up but it’s the reality we live in.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 06, 2025 09:04 PM (wrRTB)

225 >>> 163 Bee: Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://buff.ly/YI33Sq6
Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

I'm really not understanding this thing. Sanchez gets in a fight with a guy, who stabs Sanchez. And Sanchez is charged with a felony?

And now the guy is suing Faux Sparts.

Something smells like fish.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:40 PM (YMay6)

Latest account I read was, "the guy" is almost 70 and Sanchez was the aggressor, kept after him while he was trying to get away, threw him to the ground and kept punching him. As for him suing Fox Sports, sounds like he needs a better lawyer.

Posted by: Judge Karin at October 06, 2025 09:04 PM (ULPxl)

226 BREAKING
A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:01 PM (L/fGl)

I think that should soon read "former top prosecutor."

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:04 PM (puAGF)

227 Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 08:59 PM (YMay6)

The guy was delivering or picking up oil from the hotel and parked at the dock. Drunk Sanchez told him he had to move his truck because the manager said so. The delivery guy told him why he was there and drunk Sanchez tried to get into the truck. The driver was able to get Sanchez out and was trying to contact the manager and then the police on his cell when Sanchez again got into the truck . It escalated with Sanchez attacking him and the guy had a pocket knife and defended himself.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 09:05 PM (EYmYM)

228 Penguins are heterosexual. When convenient.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 06, 2025 09:06 PM (vFG9F)

229 Just bought a 1961 Ford Falcon Sedan. Teal, with original most everything. Probably needs a bit of work, but it looks lovely. All that chrome! Probably take about a week and a half to get here. I will have trouble waiting.

I will look good driving that beauty. I think I will call her "Eleanor." She looks like Eleanor.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK

Wish auto makers would go back to painting cars pretty colors instead of the endless shades of gray, silver, white and black.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2025 09:06 PM (lJ0H4)

230 Is it true that the Rush Tour will be sponsored by AARP and Geritol?

I have noticed that all the concerts I go to these days have safety rails around the stage.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:06 PM (3nLb4)

231 )#%*&*)&^ sock!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (ULPxl)

232 Former prosecutor, now OnlyFans content creator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (wtgMO)

233 Can CDL drivers even carry a pocket knife?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (QwRLP)

234 Trump has not supported Sears. They are not on the same wavelength, even though Sears is very much not a liberal. I always thought that Youngkin was milk toast too many people in the conservative world have given him too much respect. The guy is not all that conservative. He may have been fine on schools, but he was extremely weak on 2A. I could give you some examples where he could’ve made a difference with the stroke of a pen, not needing the house of delegates yet he simply did not care.

Neither Trump nor Youngkin feel like they owe a lot to winsome sears. Yet unfortunately, the Democrat party will claim this show shows Maga is in retreat if smack a bell hamburger wins.

Posted by: Quint at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (haE0k)

235 >>> 232 Former prosecutor, now OnlyFans content creator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (wtgMO)

"Would you like fries with that?"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 09:08 PM (ULPxl)

236
Just heard Melania giving the Navy a "Yoohah!". In her accent, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:08 PM (w6EFb)

237 Latest account I read was, "the guy" is almost 70 and Sanchez was the aggressor, kept after him while he was trying to get away, threw him to the ground and kept punching him. As for him suing Fox Sports, sounds like he needs a better lawyer.
Posted by: Judge Karin at October 06, 2025 09:04 PM (ULPxl)

When did the stabbing happen?

I mean, I guess it appears Sanchez was the aggressor, and yes, sometimes someone will say something that could be considered "fighting words," but if the stabbing came after the ol' man was being pummeled, then yeah.

Sayonara, Mark.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:08 PM (puAGF)

238 Hannity is on.

Mom loved him. He's grown on me. Mom would be in the hospital. The doctors and nurses always loved her and gave her great care.

But Mom would tell them how much she missed Hannity, Tucket and FoxNews. I wished she didn't do that. We're in Canada.

But she always got great care.
Mom's love of Hannity was part of her charm...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:08 PM (Sco7b)

239 Can CDL drivers even carry a pocket knife?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (QwRLP)

?

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 09:08 PM (EYmYM)

240

That's "hooyah", not "yoohah".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:09 PM (w6EFb)

241 The guy was delivering or picking up oil from the hotel and parked at the dock. Drunk Sanchez told him he had to move his truck because the manager said so. The delivery guy told him why he was there and drunk Sanchez tried to get into the truck. The driver was able to get Sanchez out and was trying to contact the manager and then the police on his cell when Sanchez again got into the truck . It escalated with Sanchez attacking him and the guy had a pocket knife and defended himself.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 09:05 PM (EYmYM)

The whole thing sounds weird.

Sure, anyone can "go crazy," but why? Why would he? Just being drunk doesn't seem like an answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:10 PM (puAGF)

242 The Marine Corps is urahh, the army is hoahh. Well to anyone who doesn’t understand that. But if you’re right about Melania, it’s kind of cool. She threaded the needle there.

Posted by: Quint at October 06, 2025 09:10 PM (haE0k)

243 That's "hooyah", not "yoohah".

Maybe she said it in Slovenian.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:10 PM (3nLb4)

244 Sure, anyone can "go crazy," but why? Why would he? Just being drunk doesn't seem like an answer.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:10 PM (puAGF)

Again it’s on tape .

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 06, 2025 09:11 PM (EYmYM)

245 What's a little fraud among friends?

BREAKING
A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Were some of those federal laws?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2025 09:11 PM (JnEe8)

246 What is a luthier?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2025

Someone who builds and repairs guitars. My brother's line of work. In theory.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 08:17 PM

------------------

Or other stringed instruments. A violin maker is also a luthier.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 06, 2025 09:11 PM (1Au9i)

247
Melania's "Hooyah":

https://is.gd/6JqG7q

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (w6EFb)

248 Just being drunk doesn't seem like an answer.

Most people who get drunk in public also tend to mix in some amount of stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (3nLb4)

249 Can CDL drivers even carry a pocket knife?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:07 PM (QwRLP)

Only the illegals with a Californica or New Yakk license.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:13 PM (puAGF)

250 Luthier probably goes back to the lute.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:13 PM (QwRLP)

251 Thanks Ace.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 09:13 PM (L5ksW)

252 Melania's "Hooyah":

https://is.gd/6JqG7q

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (w6EFb)

Nice Top Gun "Charlie" she pulls off there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 09:13 PM (i24o9)

253 248 Just being drunk doesn't seem like an answer.

Most people who get drunk in public also tend to mix in some amount of stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (3nLb4

Drinking alone for the win.....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:14 PM (Sco7b)

254 That's "hooyah", not "yoohah".butte.

-
It's yoohoo!
- Severally heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:14 PM (L/fGl)

255 Whoever said that education will improve your life is a filthy liar!

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 08:15 PM (QiuVh)

Make sure you never look up MLP porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

I looked up yiffing, but I am NOT looking that up, Aetius!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:14 PM (144I4)

256 Just being drunk doesn't seem like an answer.
-----------
Most people who get drunk in public also tend to mix in some amount of stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (3nLb4)

Yeah, some amount.

I had a buddy who was always starting bar fights when he was drunk. Would get his arse kicked (and deserved it), and we'd end up dragging him out.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:15 PM (puAGF)

257 I know we don’t do this, but just taking politics aside for the moment just forgetting politics. I remember truckers in the 1980s and people kind of looked up to them. They were kind of the professionals who drove our highways. We had smoking in the bandit. We had the movie convoy, but you had a lot of Americans and these guys were drive rigs for 20 or 30 years.

I look at today I live in a town where there are a lot of distribution companies where truckers pick up goods and deliver them to nearby cities. You take politics aside when I see 18 wheelers in town now they’re worse than the kids with the be patient. I am a new driver stickers. These guys behind 18 wheelers simply cannot drive. You don’t even have to look at the politics. These guys are blocking the roads they are misjudging turns they are failing to use the gear so they have to try to along at 2 miles an hour for a mile or two to get back into gear. You don’t even have to look at the nightly news just open your eyes truckers today are nothing like they were in the 1980s and there’s a major reason for that.

Posted by: Quint at October 06, 2025 09:15 PM (haE0k)

258 I had a buddy who was always starting bar fights when he was drunk. Would get his arse kicked (and deserved it), and we'd end up dragging him out.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:15 PM (puAGF)

Nicest guy, when he wasn't drunk.

But you'd just be settling in, and hear a commotion on the other side of the bar, and there'd be Rick. On the floor.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:16 PM (puAGF)

259 Then ya better not look up Rule 63, yiffing, and MLP

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:16 PM (wtgMO)

260 194 Besides crooked banking and cuckoo clocks, what has Switzerland done for the World?
Posted by: President of Upper Volta at October 06, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)
_____________________________

Big Ass Crack Pipes

https://tinyurl.com/2vbv2w8x

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 09:17 PM (dIske)

261 Luthier probably goes back to the lute.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:13 PM (QwRLP)

Yup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:17 PM (snZF9)

262 Ricolaaa.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2025 09:17 PM (QwRLP)

263 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have and it is about to be overseen by someone who thinks we need to give equal weight to people who argue that the earth is flat and to people who argue that the earth is round.

-
I dispensed with 60 Minutes decades ago and I feel fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:18 PM (L/fGl)

264 That's "hooyah", not "yoohah".butte.

-
It's yoohoo!
- Severally heterosexual Cory Booker
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 09:14 PM (L/fGl)

Yoohoo, sailor!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 06, 2025 09:18 PM (wVcYX)

265 What's all this fooforaw about MLPs? Master Limited Partnerships?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 09:19 PM (wVcYX)

266 259 Then ya better not look up Rule 63, yiffing, and MLP

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:16 PM (wtgMO)

Anal prolapse should be added to the list...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:19 PM (Sco7b)

267 @julieroginsky pray for -

*checks Wikipedia, Early Life*
Sigh.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 09:21 PM (gKWVE)

268 Nick Sortor is on Hannity.

These leftists need to be eliminated.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:21 PM (Sco7b)

269 Anal prolapse?

Oh Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:22 PM (wtgMO)

270
Most people who get drunk in public also tend to mix in some amount of stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:12 PM (3nLb4)

___________

I was chatting with a LEO at a show whose usual job was at the Harris County jail. I said my guess was that alcohol was a factor in half their intake. Three quarters, he replied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 09:22 PM (tgvbd)

271 I had a buddy who was always starting bar fights when he was drunk. Would get his arse kicked (and deserved it), and we'd end up dragging him out.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:15 PM (puAGF)

Nicest guy, when he wasn't drunk.

But you'd just be settling in, and hear a commotion on the other side of the bar, and there'd be Rick. On the floor.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:16 PM (puAGF)

I have a friend like that. He don't drink much anymore thank god. After a few drinks he was ready to head butt the cigarette machine. I stopped going out to bars or music venues with him. It got old real fast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:22 PM (snZF9)

272 >>Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have and it is about to be overseen by someone who thinks we need to give equal weight to people who argue that the earth is flat and to people who argue that the earth is round.

Says the party that thinks a dude becomes a woman when he puts on a dress.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)

273 You know, I knew better than to look up MLP porn.

But Noooooooo, I just had to go there.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 08:37

I said not to. There's some weird disturbing shit out there man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

274
who thinks we need to give equal weight to people who argue that the earth is flat and to people who argue that the earth is round.

_________

There's the problem in a nutshell. People who mistake their viewpoint with The Truth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 09:26 PM (tgvbd)

275 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons. Lots of insurrectiony shit going down today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 09:26 PM (Nzhwp)

276 What other cursed lore will Aetius now drop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:27 PM (wtgMO)

277 No one believes the earth is flat, not even the flat earth people, it's just a lark, and meant to get the I Love Science Sexually People in a tizzy.

Now the moon landing, total bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

278 "Insurance nightmares could empty small California towns: 'Communities will not survive'..."

People who choose to live in beautiful unmanaged fire-adapted wilderness demand insurance companies lose their shirts underwriting their vain idyllic choices by volunteering to take a guaranteed loss on inevitable catastrophe.

They want to take their vain risks without suffering any possible consequences, for their perceived right to live in lovely but dangerous places. Insurance companies surely do suck, but expecting them to protect Everything For Nothing sucks too.

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2025 09:28 PM (qNqzk)

279 who thinks we need to give equal weight to people who argue that the earth is flat and to people who argue that the earth is round.

_________

There's the problem in a nutshell. People who mistake their viewpoint with The Truth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 09:26 PM (tgvbd)

Sounds like that person is a nimrod, but someone like Charlie Kirk might be inclined to ask the question "What do you mean by equal weight?"

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:29 PM (qdKsA)

280 Anna: Ankha's dance to "Camel by Camel"

Posted by: gKWVE is going to hell fast at October 06, 2025 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

281 269 Anal prolapse?

Oh Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:22 PM (wtgMO)

Hello!

I have a few large portraits with Mom, Dad, myself and my brother.

I should be able to take them in, have AI erase my brother, make the portrait look nice and have a new portrait!

I'd like to think we are at that point....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:30 PM (Sco7b)

282 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons. Lots of insurrectiony shit going down today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Waiting for the gloves to be removed.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2025 09:30 PM (JnEe8)

283 It's the full Harvest Moon tonight, you know the one that shines on, shines on (unfortunately rainy and cloudy here). An Oct Harvest Moon is somewhat rare, maybe once every 5 years, although it can happen as low as 3 years apart depending. Last one was 2020, next will be 2028.

Exact moment of syzygy is 11:47 EDT, so all of us in the US will have a near 100% full Moon at high loon tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

Watched the Moon rise as the Sun set. Must be some connection there. Will figure it out eventually.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 09:30 PM (Nzhwp)

284 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have...
-------

Good point. Where else would we learn about inflammable Chevy trucks, suddenly accelerating Audis, and fake but true documents?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:32 PM (XeU6L)

285 Yes - Holy Lamb

https://youtu.be/Tno-uymF-9c

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 09:32 PM (i24o9)

286 Now the moon landing, total bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

I'd be open to the exploration thereof, but as far as I can tell it boils down to shadows and flags that aren't supposed to flap.

Oh, and Kubrick filmed it on a sound stage.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:32 PM (qdKsA)

287
They want to take their vain risks without suffering any possible consequences, for their perceived right to live in lovely but dangerous places.

__________

Everyone wants to live in pristine, untamed Nature until pristine, untamed Nature tries to kill them. Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret et mala perrumpet furtim fastidia victrix.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 09:33 PM (tgvbd)

288 >>Watched the Moon rise as the Sun set. Must be some connection there. Will figure it out eventually.

Magnets.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:33 PM (viF8m)

289 Now the moon landing, total bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

How amazing is it that the moon is perfectly sized and the exact distance needed for an eclipse?

The perfect size. Exact distance. In a huge universe....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:33 PM (Sco7b)

290 >> Watched the Moon rise as the Sun set. Must be some connection there. Will figure it out eventually.

The Flat Earth People will work it out, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

291 Magnets.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:33 PM (viF8m)

How do they work?

Posted by: ICP at October 06, 2025 09:35 PM (ayCt8)

292 Watched the Moon rise as the Sun set. Must be some connection there. Will figure it out eventually.

Magnets.
Posted by: JackStraw
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AI...AI will provide the answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

293 Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret et mala perrumpet furtim fastidia victrix.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Horace had it right

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 09:35 PM (znREB)

294 Now the moon landing, total bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

How amazing is it that the moon is perfectly sized and the exact distance needed for an eclipse?

The perfect size. Exact distance. In a huge universe....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:33 PM (Sco7b)

As Georgio asked...Who built the moon?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:36 PM (snZF9)

295 How do they work?
Posted by: ICP
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Richard Feynman answered that question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:36 PM (XeU6L)

296 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have...

Translation: Our most important propaganda entity.

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2025 09:37 PM (i0F8b)

297 Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:38 PM (viF8m)

298 AI...AI will provide the answer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

AI has already reached its apogee with Tilly Norwood.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:38 PM (fsolL)

299 As Georgio asked...Who built the moon?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:36 PM (snZF9

And what's on the other side?

But seriously, perfect size and perfect distance for an eclipse.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:38 PM (Sco7b)

300 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes.

--
Wait, I thought they hated prayers
I am so confuzzled

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 09:38 PM (znREB)

301 As Georgio asked...Who built the moon?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:36 PM (snZF9)

Aristotle, I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 09:39 PM (fsolL)

302 Wish auto makers would go back to painting cars pretty colors instead of the endless shades of gray, silver, white and black.
Posted by: Tuna
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They've gotten worse! Now there are puke-worthy, "putty" colors-- shades of gray, green, & beige without any metallic sparkle or sheen. Blah! Absolutely blah.

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:39 PM (rdVOm)

303 Soon, the leaked Tilly Norwood sex video.

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2025 09:39 PM (i0F8b)

304 What other cursed lore will Aetius now drop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:27 PM (wtgMO)

Nothing comes to mind right off the top of my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

305 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have...
=====

I drink your tears with joy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 09:40 PM (9ipOP)

306 What other cursed lore will Aetius now drop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2025 09:27 PM (wtgMO)

Nothing comes to mind right off the top of my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

And I am not looking THAT up!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:41 PM (144I4)

307 Wish auto makers would go back to painting cars pretty colors instead of the endless shades of gray, silver, white and black.
Posted by: Tuna
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They've gotten worse! Now there are puke-worthy, "putty" colors-- shades of gray, green, & beige without any metallic sparkle or sheen. Blah! Absolutely blah.

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:39 PM (rdVOm)

Total shit. Other than some nice reds out there its all crap. Nothing worse than seeing a new challenger in a shit grey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:42 PM (snZF9)

308 My dad's first new car was sky blue with a dark blue wide stripe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 09:42 PM (9ipOP)

309
Enjoy it while you can. In just 600 million years, the moon will have receded enough that total solar eclipses are no longer possible. They will all be angular.

By about 200 million years, the day will be about 25 hours long, so by 600 million or so, it will be a bit longer than that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

310 Ugh- Saijo was sniffing in the grass on our way back from the last walk, screamed, jumped a mile high, and was holding his right front paw up. He is now walking on it (but just walking, not his tippy taps he usually uses) and he is not really letting me look closely. I wiped it with a dog wipe, it obviously hurts, I don’t see a wound, it is not swelling, but he is stress panting. Maybe a skink bite?

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 09:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

311 >>>Wish auto makers would go back to painting cars pretty colors instead of the endless shades of gray, silver, white and black.
Posted by: Tuna
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Two reasons: It's cheaper than creative paints schemes and by keeping the color flat, how dumb they look will not be as apparent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2025 09:43 PM (vMQ5f)

312 Piper. Bee sting?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 06, 2025 09:44 PM (2NHgQ)

313
Annular, not angular. Sheesh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:44 PM (w6EFb)

314 312 Piper. Bee sting?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October

I would think that would swell?

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 09:44 PM (OoFl2)

315 The MLP stuff is just bizarre.

It would be like having... care bear porn.

But there is a lot of media/sexualized crossovers going on. Oddest example i saw was Thundercats (they seem to really like giving Cheetarah boobs so huge shed probably injure herself running.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

316 Her son teamed up with the FBI to turn in his dad for January 6.

His Mother’s response was perfect:

https://tinyurl.com/49swd4xy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2025 09:45 PM (vMQ5f)

317 Thorn? Thistle? Pricker of some sort?

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (144I4)

318 Even harley got shit colors these days. A friend has a newer street glide and its that shit grey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (snZF9)

319 I've nearly exclusively had either blue or orange vehicles, with the exception of a Red RX7 turbo II, a black eagle Talon, and a White Mitsubishi Galant VR4.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (XV/Pl)

320 The MLP stuff is just bizarre.

It would be like having... care bear porn.

Oh. I just figured out what y'all were talking about. Yeah, nope.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 09:47 PM (3nLb4)

321 Thorn? Thistle? Pricker of some sort?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (144I4)

That's where my money would be. Or a splinter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:47 PM (zZu0s)

322 Total shit. Other than some nice reds out there its all crap. Nothing worse than seeing a new challenger in a shit grey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Eww! Sports cars should be sporty colors, not like the gunk you pull out of a clogged drain!

A lady I used to worth with, ordered up a Challenger in an awesome deep, metallic, concord-grape purple. Bee-yoo-ti-ful car!

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

323 Is he chewing or licking at it piper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

324 Cars are boring colors because the largest single purchasers of vehicles are fleet purchasers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (XV/Pl)

325 Look at the trend in house colors. Dark grey and black.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (144I4)

326 Piper could it be some kind of foxtail grass barb.?
Check carefully between the paw pads with a flashlight

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (DoBxX)

327 in 200-250 million years, we'll probably have another supercontinent Pangaea (or Pangea) which will be a vast desert with all life clustered into precarious coastal refuges. It'll be Permian/Triassic Boogaloo.
So the lack of eclipses aren't going to be our biggest problem.
On the bright side, I'll be dead.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

328 Such a great album. Good shows too.

https://tinyurl.com/5crpuj2a

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:49 PM (viF8m)

329
Still cloudy and rainy here. Can't see the Moon for shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

330 that shit grey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (snZF9)

That puke matte is just horrible. Some of the greys are interesting, but the dull hipster douchebag finish makes me want to key their cars.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 06, 2025 09:49 PM (n9ltV)

331 Eww! Sports cars should be sporty colors, not like the gunk you pull out of a clogged drain!

A lady I used to worth with, ordered up a Challenger in an awesome deep, metallic, concord-grape purple. Bee-yoo-ti-ful car!

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

My friend has a newer challenger in a deep candy maroon. The problem is the paints are stooopid expensive. My mazda 6 is that wild soul red. Enough of that paint to spray a harley street glide is $1000.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:50 PM (snZF9)

332
A supercontinent will be the least of our worries, too, really. By 100 million years, odds are near 100% for a K-T dino-killer ELE asteroid strike.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:50 PM (w6EFb)

333 That puke matte is just horrible. Some of the greys are interesting, but the dull hipster douchebag finish makes me want to key their cars.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 06, 2025 09:49 PM (n9ltV)

yeah its all the rage. I call it rattle can finish. Horrible shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:52 PM (snZF9)

334 Saw a truck the other day, that was some gawd-awful matte yellow-brown. Reminded me of baby shit.

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:52 PM (rdVOm)

335 Mazda has some pretty colors

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 09:53 PM (DoBxX)

336 >> Cars are boring colors because the largest single purchasers of vehicles are fleet purchasers.

And insurance.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:53 PM (viF8m)

337 Look at the trend in house colors. Dark grey and black.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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I see them from time to time, WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

338 My mustang is in a vivid blue. Dad had an avalanche se in the same color. Looked gorgeous. Mom's mustang is bright red.

Cars should look like something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:54 PM (zZu0s)

339 Saw a truck the other day, that was some gawd-awful matte yellow-brown. Reminded me of baby shit.
Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:52 PM (rdVOm)

I saw a coppers orange Vette in California once. Gorgeous. But I also thought to myself: I wonder how long before I get tired of it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

340 Soon, the leaked Tilly Norwood sex video.
Posted by: davidt

She's in-in-in-insatiable. A real spit-fi-fi-fire.

Posted by: Max Headroom at October 06, 2025 09:56 PM (nhCoE)

341 Annular, not angular. Sheesh.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 09:44 PM (w6EFb)

Ha! Speaking of Latin(?) root words.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:56 PM (144I4)

342 I used to do a lot of custom painting on the harleys. When I stopped it only cost maybe $200-$300 to spray a harley a candy color. Primer, base paint, color, clear. Today forget it, the paint cost is off the charts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:56 PM (snZF9)

343 321 Thorn? Thistle? Pricker of some sort?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 09:46 PM (144I4)

That's where my money would be. Or a splinter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:47 PM (zZu0s)

He is not letting me look between his toes. I will try again. He is sitting in J’s lap and he is trying to feel around - says the big pad is a little swollen.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (OoFl2)

344 And yet they became the first European country to win the America's Cup. Twice.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

Big deal. The Jamaican bobsled team medaled at the North American Cup a few years ago and they also set an Olympic record.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (3ImbR)

345 My main house is federal blue and the barndominium is an earth orange color.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (XV/Pl)

346 123 Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

Richard Thomas is a nice guy. My friend met him when he was doing a play. Came outside the theater to sign an autograph for him and thanked him for waiting.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (y171U)

347 Eww! Sports cars should be sporty colors, not like the gunk you pull out of a clogged drain!
Posted by: JQ

Quite.

Posted by: British Racing Green at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (nhCoE)

348 Someone needs to call a "NOOD" so we can get our overnight thread going.

Or am I mixing up cause and effect again?

Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 09:57 PM (0Njxi)

349 Dogs for the most part do not like you playing with their feet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

350 337 Look at the trend in house colors. Dark grey and black.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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I see them from time to time, WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

I can't wait to send pics of my house to the Garden thread.

Not so much garden. More forest.

Beautiful house. It was worth facing homelessness for 6 months...

Kind of...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (Sco7b)

351 >>Eww! Sports cars should be sporty colors, not like the gunk you pull out of a clogged drain!

Sports cars should be painted their country color.

Italian sports cars should be red. British sports cars should be British Racing Green. Porsche's should be silver.

We used to be an orderly world.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (viF8m)

352 Look at the trend in house colors. Dark grey and black.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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I see them from time to time, WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

yeah, black gutters too. I see a lot of white with black trim, and black gutters. No clue wtf that is all about.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (snZF9)

353 It's so hot here in summer. Yet, I see many houses painted nearly black, charcoal grey, dark dark blue... why? Especially if there are no shade trees?

Well, maybe they have oodles of dollars and can afford the cooling expense, plus repainting every couple of years due to fading.

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (rdVOm)

354 Beautiful house. It was worth facing homelessness for 6 months...

Kind of...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (Sco7b)

******

Interesting...

Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 09:59 PM (0Njxi)

355 My Triumph: https://shorturl.at/rX5PX

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:59 PM (XeU6L)

356 348 Someone needs to call a "NOOD" so we can get our overnight thread going.

Or am I mixing up cause and effect again?

Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 09:57 P

You would LOVE Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season 3.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 09:59 PM (Sco7b)

357 We used to be an orderly world.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 09:58 PM (viF8m)

******

Muscle cars used to have rear wheel drive.

Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 10:00 PM (0Njxi)

358 > Creepier? Richard Thomas or Robby Benson?
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 08:26 PM (PJc3a)

Gene Wilder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 10:00 PM (qpyNK)

359 Tyrus is hosting Gutfeld tonight.

Sweet.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:01 PM (Sco7b)

360 > 337 Look at the trend in house colors. Dark grey and black.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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I see them from time to time, WTF?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

Goths grow up, get jobs, move to the suburbs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 10:02 PM (qpyNK)

361 323 Is he chewing or licking at it piper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

He is every now and again, not excessively. He is laying down looking pathetic. His kitty brothers, who claim to hate him, keep checking on him.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:02 PM (OoFl2)

362 My Triumph: https://shorturl.at/rX5PX

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 09:59 PM (XeU6L)

Nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 10:02 PM (snZF9)

363 Did somebody forget to assign the Monday ONT?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:02 PM (QiuVh)

364 >>Muscle cars used to have rear wheel drive.

Dumb name but I'd like to drive one. Cadillac CTV 5 Blackwing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (viF8m)

365 OK, who didn't pay the ONT for tonight?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (TfUTr)

366 I will bring him to the vet tomorrow if it’s still painful or swells.

Thanks, friends, for living my stressful dog experience with me.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (OoFl2)

367 We had a '75 (I think it was) Ford truck-- bright orange! Nicknamed it 'the pumpkin' LOL.

Eh. Hubby sold it when we got married. My '70 truck was in better shape than the pumpkin.

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (rdVOm)

368 Muscle cars used to have rear wheel drive.

Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 10:00 PM (0Njxi)

they still do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (snZF9)

369 @363

>>Did somebody forget to assign the Monday ONT?

Door got wind of the Rush reunion and is cooking up a stemwinder of an ONT.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)

370 366 I will bring him to the vet tomorrow if it’s still painful or swells.

Thanks, friends, for living my stressful dog experience with me.

Posted by: Piper at October 0

Both of us?
Ralphy is good and happy.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:05 PM (Sco7b)

371 Door got wind of the Rush reunion and is cooking up a stemwinder of an ONT.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)

Doof moved to Tuesdays.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:05 PM (QiuVh)

372 No ont yet?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 10:06 PM (eZ5tL)

373 The first bird that talked back to a human must have blown the man's mind if he was sober and not drinking fermented fruit or berries. Then he told someone and they did not believe him. Right.

The sweet little boy comforting the scared puppy is going to be a good Daddy someday. There is nothing sweeter or sexier than a man holding a baby, boys. That was when I first considered the guy I later married might be the one, when he whistled like a bird and I was holding a 9mo old baby girl of a friend's. I think the baby thought there was a bird in his Grizzly Adams/ Jeremiah Johnson beard (which he hasn't had for a long time). She was mesmerized.

And, yes, some thought he did look like Robert Redford...but he aged a whole lot better. I did not care that he was a broke college guy with a beat up car because we had a great time. I was hooked.

It has gone from autumn to winter and will go back to autumn again. I love it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 10:06 PM (6PCLE)

374 Maybe we'll have another All-Night Cafe!

We can DO this, people! Uh, if we must...

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (rdVOm)

375 No ont yet?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Heard something about bounced checks.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (TfUTr)

376 Hey, whoever is in charge of tonight's ONT, if you need an excuse for being late, hit me up.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QiuVh)

377 Tyrus rules.

And Kat is pretty hot...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (Sco7b)

378 Sec. Sean Duffy to Newsom re the shutdown: "If you’re looking for someone to blame, look in the mirror - we all know it’s your favorite thing to do."

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2025 10:08 PM (3ImbR)

379 It's not mh's week it's someone else's. Someone less punctual.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 10:08 PM (9ipOP)

380 Piper you could try ice on his paw

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 10:08 PM (eZ5tL)

381 Thanks, friends, for living my stressful dog experience with me.
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:03 PM (OoFl2)
===
Dogs, I can't help. Old people, fire away.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 10:09 PM (9ipOP)

382 My JCW mini cooper is Rebel Green with red mirrors. It’s clean, no bonnet stripes.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:09 PM (OoFl2)

383 I will immanentize the ONT by commenting here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

384 Dogs, I can't help. Old people, fire away.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 10:09 PM (9ipOP

I have a PHD in old people..

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:11 PM (Sco7b)

385 Doof moved to Tuesdays.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:05 PM (QiuVh)

And Dave's not here.

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at October 06, 2025 10:11 PM (nDqZl)

386 383 I will immanentize the ONT by commenting here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

Try it again.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:11 PM (QiuVh)

387 Dogs, I can't help. Old people, fire away.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 10:09 PM (9ipOP)

You shoot old people?

(furiously grabs hair dye)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2025 10:12 PM (uQesX)

388 Muscle cars used to have rear wheel drive.
Posted by: EFG at October 06, 2025 10:00 PM (0Njxi)

Mine does. Honestly how many fwd cars are left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

389 380 Piper you could try ice on his paw
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at

He put himself in his crate with his yak cheese. He looks sad- I will try to ice it. He is normally a really happy little guy. He didn’t try to chomp me when I was looking at his foot, he was just wiggling.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:13 PM (OoFl2)

390 My powers are weakening.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

391 COBs>>cops

Unless I don't get an ONT.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:14 PM (QiuVh)

392 Piper...
Ughhh

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:14 PM (Sco7b)

393 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

My name is Teresa, and I am an ONTaholic....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 06, 2025 10:14 PM (SRRAx)

394 Heck, I didn't have any snappy repertoire for the ONT, anywhooze. And, I didn't read the content! Ha!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (ha1wR)

395 Hey, whoever is in charge of tonight's ONT, if you need an excuse for being late, hit me up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QiuVh)

Sorry I'm late I was looking up yiffing.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (144I4)

396 Tyrus rules.

And Kat is pretty hot...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

No love for Kennedy?

Posted by: She Hobbit (lounging in Lothlorien) at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (X/Ce+)

397 Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2025 10:12 PM (uQesX)
====

Only if they need shootin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2025 10:16 PM (9ipOP)

398 Piper you could try ice on his paw
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 06, 2025 10:08 PM (eZ5tL)

They are busy in Chicago and Portland.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 10:16 PM (Nzhwp)

399 >>> 376 Hey, whoever is in charge of tonight's ONT, if you need an excuse for being late, hit me up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QiuVh)

I HAVE ISSUED A TRO. NO ONT FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Judge Karin at October 06, 2025 10:16 PM (ULPxl)

400 Since there's a full moon, and it is October...

http://tiny.cc/grit001

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:16 PM (QiuVh)

401 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

My name is Teresa, and I am an ONTaholic....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 06, 2025 10:14 PM (SRRAx)

*in unison*

Hi Teresa!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (144I4)

402 No ICE, no ICE!

Posted by: Piper's Pup at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (ha1wR)

403 The USA has two! (2!) oceans plus our very own gulf.

Our 49th, 51st, and 52nd states also give us the Arctic Ocean.

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (rmAcl)

404 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

My name is Teresa, and I am an ONTaholic....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.

"Hello Teresa! Enjoy this Bloody Mary and share with us."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (TfUTr)

405 A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump.

--------

Eswatini.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (BI5O2)

406 No Greg on Gutfeld tonight....now no ONT?

Something is definitely wrong with the space-time continuum.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2025 10:18 PM (QGaXH)

407 KC on their way to losing
JAX has 3 straight TDs

so

You guys playin' cards?

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 10:18 PM (AOsQT)

408 There's a lot of Moon Songs.

Posted by: Asstro Boy at October 06, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)

409 389
'He put himself in his crate with his yak cheese. He looks sad- I will try to ice it. He is normally a really happy little guy. '

If he's not better this time tomorrow make a vet appointment.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 06, 2025 10:18 PM (fd80v)

410 Sorry I'm late I was looking up yiffing.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (144I4)

Oh Lord! Please don't tell us what it means!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 06, 2025 10:18 PM (n9ltV)

411 What kind of dik fell asleep at the ONT tonight?! I was all set to be first!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:19 PM (L5ksW)

412 I am surprised the cats were this worried about him, normally they just yell at him for being too bouncey. I guess because we were all looking at his foot they figured something must be wrong? Y’all need Piper Cam to watch the chaos that is my house.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

413 The kitty siblings I totally relate to. The brother closest to me in age and I fought battles over a certain place to sit and watch tv. Had an imaginary line drawn in the backseat not to cross. Our baby brothers never shared this joy with us.

We had combat til he was in junior high and got stronger than me. I was in a headlock and he said he could kill me but did not, and we felt this was normal behavior over the remote control. He won the war that day.

When Hurricane Camille hit the MS coast,we were 120mi inland and hurricane force winds with tornadoes. The house would creak and we had no power. I'd ask, "Is that a tornado?" No. This went on for awhile as his bedroom was next to mine. He finally said his last no, but added, "It is not a tornado but if you ask me again I will come in there and kill you so you won't have to worry about it."

I miss him. Funniest guy on earth. The letters he wrote me in college I cherish and still laugh out loud. Nutcase.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 10:19 PM (6PCLE)

414
1931 Ruth Etting recording of Harvest Moon:
https://is.gd/NBLICf

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2025 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

415 SpaceX launch scheduled for tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Xyt7ydw8C5o

Liftoff from Space Launch Complex 40 is scheduled for no earlier than 12:13 a.m. EDT (0413 UTC) on Tuesday, Oct. 7.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 06, 2025 10:20 PM (nDqZl)

416 You can go to Carvana and sort their entire inventory by color out of 43k vehicles for sale, only 233 are orange.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2025 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

417 Repartee

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 10:20 PM (AOsQT)

418 The ONT has asked me to come here to tell all of you that the ONT isn't here yet.

Thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2025 10:20 PM (4a+wk)

419 No love for Kennedy?
Posted by: She Hobbit (lounging in Lothlorien) at October 06, 2025 10:15 P

Cute too.

President Trump on Tyrus. "We don't deserve him." Segment.

Pay raises for all military! Nice.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:20 PM (Sco7b)

420 Is our COB in a mobster's trunk, or pinned underneath a very drunk companion?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:21 PM (kpS4V)

421 What kind of dik fell asleep at the ONT tonight?! I was all set to be first!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Here

Enjoy a pre-ONT aperitif.

Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos at October 06, 2025 10:21 PM (YGmAl)

422
ONT BEGINS HERE.

Posted by: Sneera Tanden at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (XQ8QH)

423 "Hello Teresa! Enjoy this Bloody Mary and share with us."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (TfUTr)

Make it a virgin Pina Colada, and you've got yourself a deal! 👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (SRRAx)

424 First!

Posted by: Sneera Tanden at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (XQ8QH)

425 A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump.

--------

Eswatini.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 10:17 PM (BI5O2)

I thought they shitcanned Erikj Siebert, and put one of DJT's lawyers in his place?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (Nzhwp)

426 Maybe the Monday ONT COB has the post ready to go, but the hamsters are on strike.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (ULPxl)

427
Hi, Teresa!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (XQ8QH)

428 Top ten!

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:22 PM (kpS4V)

429 Dang it, Don! That's two days in a row. I'm failing!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (ha1wR)

430 What kind of dik fell asleep at the ONT tonight?! I was all set to be first!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

You still can be!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/)

431 The river in the top pic looks polluted. Probably runoff from the cuckoo clock sweatshops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (Nzhwp)

432 What kind of dik fell asleep at the ONT tonight?! I was all set to be first!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:19 PM (L5ksW)

You seem nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (n9ltV)

433 Here's a musical interlude appropriate for the evening:

https://youtu.be/ppbejSaGG9k

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (QiuVh)

434 *sets out bowls of popcorn and peanuts along the bar*

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (rdVOm)

435 I felt sure if I showed up the ONT would start for you Morons. What happened to the real Willow?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (6PCLE)

436
Luthier...

Then what is someone who builds & repairs Organs called?

Posted by: Shalom, Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (WbNxy)

437 Hey I'm back. JQ, thanks for the snacks!

*qdpsteve straps on feedbag*
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:24 PM (8z6SV)

438 Great. Guess what we're getting for tomorrow's Art Thread...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:24 PM (ULPxl)

439 I'm here to help.

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)

440 guess the OT staff still are trying to figure out what to do about that bulge OwO

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

441 Ruth Etting was great and should have been an even bigger star. Her kinda mobbed-up husband helped ruin her career.

Posted by: Musik Kal at October 06, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)

442 Harumph! Who's in charge tonight?! I demand to know!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:25 PM (L5ksW)

443 Bedtime.

After a few horror movies. Or DisneyChannel comedies.

I need a medium switch.....

Be happy today and tomorrow...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:25 PM (Sco7b)

444 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:25 PM (ULPxl)

445 Shalom, years ago at a mall near me, there was a store called Organ Exchange.

No one dared use their men's room...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:25 PM (8z6SV)

446 426 Maybe the Monday ONT COB has the post ready to go, but the hamsters are on strike.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Actually, I think it is Bob’s turn in the rotation and no one accounted for the govt shutdown.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (OoFl2)

447 Then what is someone who builds & repairs Organs called?
Posted by: Shalom, Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (WbNxy)

A urologist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (Nzhwp)

448 395 Hey, whoever is in charge of tonight's ONT, if you need an excuse for being late, hit me up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QiuVh)

Sorry I'm late I was looking up yiffing.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (144I4)

I actually did look up yiffing earlier. I kind of wish thst O didn't.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (QiuVh)

449 If I was supposed to do the ONT tonight somebody could have mentioned it ahead of time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)

450 *sets out bowls of popcorn and peanuts along the bar*
Posted by: JQ

Now see?

We can have Nice Things

Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos (no tips, not allowed on Work Release) at October 06, 2025 10:27 PM (YGmAl)

451 449 If I was supposed to do the ONT tonight somebody could have mentioned it ahead of time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)

Sometimes the last post becomes the ONT...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

452 I'm guessing the poster of tonight's ONT tried a combat roll, like that dog, and got stuck partway through.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2025 10:27 PM (S/Y4j)

453 Then what is someone who builds & repairs Organs called?
Posted by: Shalom

A Urologist?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 10:27 PM (cYBz/)

454 432 CBD

Gosh...a joke dude...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (L5ksW)

455 >>> 449 If I was supposed to do the ONT tonight somebody could have mentioned it ahead of time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)

*frantically checks calendar*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (ULPxl)

456 I hope the guy Sanchez beat to a pulp wasn't whoever was supposed to post the ONT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (/o5O7)

457 Norm: Hey everybody
Bar Crowd: Norm!
Woody: What going down, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: My cheeks on that stool, Woody. Cold one, if you please.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (dIske)

458 443 Bedtime.

After a few horror movies. Or DisneyChannel comedies.

I need a medium switch.....

Be happy today and tomorrow...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:25 PM

Good night, good sir! We can watch Studio Ghibli movies. Ready?

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (OoFl2)

459 Damn - I meant to sock Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (cYBz/)

460 Then what is someone who builds & repairs Organs called?
Posted by: Shalom, Soothsayer at October 06, 2025 10:23 PM (WbNxy)

A urologist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

FUN FACT

AOP represents 72% of Canada's Strategic Humour Reserve

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (YGmAl)

461 Greetings from 30,000 feet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (DpcFT)

462 Checking in for the pre-ONT.

Posted by: QED Texan at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (fveCG)

463 Far be it from me to accuse a COB of being a fed, but the gov't is shut down and all....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (Z8Qvl)

464 448 395 Hey, whoever is in charge of tonight's ONT, if you need an excuse for being late, hit me up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:07 PM (QiuVh)

Sorry I'm late I was looking up yiffing.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 06, 2025 10:15 PM (144I4)

I actually did look up yiffing earlier. I kind of wish thst O didn't.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:26 PM (QiuVh)

eh. The Horde, Yoko Ono, and Admiral Ackbar have desensitized me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

465 This question will surely bring on the ONT and I need to go to bed, but it's bugging me.

I sadly saw a strange youtube from chy na, of course. These guys were apparently raising? harvesting? cockroaches and washed them. Then baked in the sun. Then pulverized and it was implied they were protein powder. I am positive I did not dream this, and had heard of looking at labels for "chitin." Not to be confused with chitlins, which I would also not eat. WTH?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (6PCLE)

466 Harumph! Who's in charge tonight?! I demand to know!

tankdemon?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (3nLb4)

467 Your very best organ bargains can be had at Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium. Free budgie with every purchase.

Posted by: Rhythm Aces For $199.95 at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (oftw2)

468 Then what is someone who builds and repairs organs called?

A urologist.

Yeah, ask me how I know...

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (k29Yc)

469 Welcome to the "Entertain Yourselves Dammit!" thread.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (Sco7b)

470 Happy flying, Nurse! Where are you off to?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (Z8Qvl)

471 Greetings from 30,000 feet.

When nurse decides to love bomb someone she goes all out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (lUFok)

472 Yoko's over 90. I've heard she's not long for the world.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)

473 Everybody here waiting for the ONT was under the impression that the government shutdown wasn't going to effect you.

Sad.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (QiuVh)

474 Don't we have like a Provisional Emergency Fast-Posting Redi-ONT in the back room somewhere?

I mean, shheeesh, guys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (4a+wk)

475 459 Damn - I meant to sock Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2025 10:28 PM (cYBz/)

_____________________

We're going to probably require a clarification on "sock".

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (dIske)

476 471 Greetings from 30,000 feet.

When nurse decides to love bomb someone she goes all out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (lUFok)

She's piloting Air Trump; it's America's version of Air Pinochet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

477 Here's some nice ONT content for You People:
https://shorturl.at/SNRVE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (ULPxl)

478 If no or seriously delayed ONT, this might be the first 1000 comment thread in quite a while.

Posted by: Miklos, uncomplaining at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (YGmAl)

479 472 Yoko's over 90. I've heard she's not long for the world.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)

God's not going to take Yoko until we all repent.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (QiuVh)

480 Nice big harvest moon out tonight. Not properly orange, but it still has that Children of the Corn vibe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (kpS4V)

481 Greetings from 30,000 feet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (DpcFT)

So you're high tonight?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (uQesX)

482 Yoko's over 90. I've heard she's not long for the world.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)

Well, heaven nor hell want to hear that voice, so while they argue among themselves we'll be stuck with her for a while.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (snZF9)

483 ONT is closed for repairs and maintenance. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (31p00)

484 Far be it from me to accuse a COB of being a fed, but the gov't is shut down and all....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Well, there is this one guy who dresses EXACTLY like a fibbie...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (TfUTr)

485 479 472 Yoko's over 90. I've heard she's not long for the world.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)

God's not going to take Yoko until we all repent.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (QiuVh)

I think the other guy's gonna take her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

486 480 Nice big harvest moon out tonight. Not properly orange, but it still has that Children of the Corn vibe.

--------

That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (4a+wk)

487 tank, what's interesting?

Sean Ono Lennon is one of my favorite people at X/Twitter. He's actually responded to one or two of my messages to him. And he's surprisingly based.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (8z6SV)

488 I don't see why this can't be the ONT.

Ace is a busy guy and my love. Leave him alone!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (6PCLE)

489 472 Yoko's over 90. I've heard she's not long for the world.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (8z6SV)
-------
It's going to like an eternity anyway

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (qZ8QF)

490 461 Greetings from 30,000 feet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 10:29 PM (DpcFT)

Descend slowly. Be safe. Have fun!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (Sco7b)

491 Nice Swiss Gnome village up top.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)

492 So the ONT was funded by the feds?

Posted by: Some stupid with a flaregun at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (BxroG)

493 Go ahead. Keep posting about Y --- O -- and you know who will show up regardless of ONT requirements. And, then . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (ha1wR)

494 Welcome to the "Entertain Yourselves Dammit!" thread.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

OK but NO WEBCAM

Posted by: Miklos, a shy and retiring sort at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (YGmAl)

495 466 Harumph! Who's in charge tonight?! I demand to know!

tankdemon?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (3nLb4)

I was supposed to be an object lesson, not an example.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:33 PM (QiuVh)

496 jim, in the past I would have guessed "the other guy" would take Yoko as well, but see my note about her son Sean in 487.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (8z6SV)

497 Well, there is this one guy who dresses EXACTLY like a fibbie...
----

Agent Dildo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (kpS4V)

498 Holy cow...
In these years I've visited here, I've not seen an ONT this late...
Damn this government shutdown...🤪
MisHum...where you be?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (L5ksW)

499 NOOD!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (ULPxl)

500 How much for an ONT?

Posted by: QED Texan at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (fveCG)

501 483 ONT is closed for repairs and maintenance. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 06, 2025 10:32 PM (31p00)

Y.M.C.A.>>> Y.O.K.O.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

502 498 Holy cow...
In these years I've visited here, I've not seen an ONT this late...
Damn this government shutdown...🤪
MisHum...where you be?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2025 10:34 PM (L5ksW)

There was a night without one...we made due with the last post.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2025 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

503 I am going to bed- hopefully there won’t be a vet visit in my future. He is still in his crate - the door stays open, but it’s where he likes to sleep at night. Than you again, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 10:35 PM (OoFl2)

504 470 Happy flying, Nurse! Where are you off to?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 06, 2025 10:30 PM (Z8Qvl)

Headed home after a long weekend with both my boys and my DiL in SoCal.

I’m so blessed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2025 10:35 PM (DpcFT)

505 If no or seriously delayed ONT, this might be the first 1000 comment thread in quite a while.
Posted by: Miklos, uncomplaining

If memory serves correctly, it was a movie thread that expanded into a missing Sat. ONT, right after MisHums retirement.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2025 10:35 PM (TfUTr)

506 God's not going to take Yoko until we all repent.
Posted by: tankdemon
--------

You tryin' to start a revival or sumthin'?

Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)

507 477 Here's some nice ONT content for You People:
https://shorturl.at/SNRVE
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 10:31 PM (ULPxl)

CBD will have mixed emotions when he clicks on that link.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:36 PM (QiuVh)

508 Nood!

(Finally)

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2025 10:36 PM (QiuVh)

509 You vill eat zee bugs, you vill own nothink, und you vill be hoppy

Posted by: Charles Schwab at October 06, 2025 10:37 PM (DFzlf)

510 I'm thinking that some of you folk haven't paid your rent...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2025 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

511 263 Julie Roginsky@julieroginsky
Pray for 60 Minutes. It is the most indispensable news entity we have and it is about to be overseen by someone who thinks we need to give equal weight to people who argue that the earth is flat and to people who argue that the earth is round.

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I dispensed with 60 Minutes decades ago and I feel fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

LoL!! Bunch of theater kidz!! If they are all in pearl clutching mode over Bari Weiss, imagine if CBS picked an actual conservative!! LoL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2025 12:16 AM (pvrrs)

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