In the NJ Governor Race, Republicans Are Turning In Mail-In Ballots at a Faster Clip Than Democrats

And of course Democrats have long enjoyed a big advantage in the early vote, with Republicans forced to make up the deficit on the actual (Constitution-prescribed) Election Day.

I should clarify that Republicans are turning in ballots at a higher rate, not necessarily in terms of absolute numbers. There are more Democrats in NJ than Republicans so they are probably turning in more actual ballots.

New Jersey Republicans are returning their mail-in ballots at a higher clip than Democrats in an early positive sign for GOP gubernatorial hopeful Jack Ciattarelli, as polls show a tightening race between him and Rep. Mikie Sherrill in the high-stakes race.
Garden State Republicans have so far notched an 18.61% return rate for their mail-in ballots, outpacing the Democrats' 16.55%, according to data compiled and analyzed by DecisionDeskHQ's director of political science, Michael Pruser.
GOP pollster Adam Geller, who has worked with the Ciattarelli campaign, told The Post that Republicans have historically been less inclined to vote by mail, meaning this lead in the rate of early ballot returns could be a hopeful sign.
"Clearly, it's encouraging for the Republicans right now," Geller said. "You could argue that, in addition to coming around to vote by mail, it could be a measurement of the enthusiasm for the candidate."
Brent Buchanan, the president and CEO of Cygnal polling firm, said that the early mail-in data is interesting given President Trump's growing popularity in the Garden State.
"Republicans have gotten serious about participating in early voting," Buchanan told The Post.
"Pair that with the strong shift statewide toward Trump, and you have a growing recipe for Republican wins up and down the ticket."
Kamala Harris only won New Jersey by a 6% margin in the 2024 presidential election, marking the narrowest Democratic margin in the state since 1992, according to the New Jersey Globe.
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An internal poll conducted by Geller showed Ciattarelli with a threadbare lead, and an Emerson College Polling survey pegged Sherrill and Ciattarelli as being neck and neck.
Other polls have shown that the race is getting tighter, something that has spooked national Democrats.
Sherrill has a 3.3 percentage point advantage over her conservative counterpart, according to the latest RealClearPolitics aggregate of polling. Exactly one month ago, she had an 8.3 point lead.
For context, the RCP aggregate underestimated Ciattarelli's support by some 5 points in the 2021 New Jersey gubernatorial race. Ciattarelli lost to incumbent Gov. Phil Murphy (D) by about 3 points.

The early mail-in vote means that Democrats can't pull a Torricelli Option any longer. Votes have already been cast. I don't doubt that the ultra-corrupt far-left NJ Supreme Court would try to justify cancelling the votes already cast and forcing people to vote again with a new Democrat candidate in the race, but I think the Supreme Court might actually step in and tell them they can't cancel votes already cast.

Democrats are worried:

Top Democrats are increasingly alarmed the party could lose the governor's race in traditionally blue New Jersey next month because of a series of stumbles by the Democratic nominee, U.S. Rep. Mikie Sherrill.
Why it matters: Both parties are investing millions in the race between Sherrill, a former Navy pilot, and Republican Jack Ciattarelli, an ex-state lawmaker -- and it's getting national attention as a preview of the 2026 midterms.
The prospect of a close election or even a loss in the Garden State has set off handwringing among Democrats.
"So much for the Dem resistance if we are struggling to even win a N.J. governorship while Trump has taken a wrecking ball to the government and Constitution," said Democratic strategist Irene Lin, who isn't working on the race.
"Sherrill has spent a fortune on polling and has no message beyond she flies helicopters and Ciattarelli loves Trump," Lin said. "How have we not learned ... that tired anti-Trump attacks aren't enough?"
Behind the scenes: Some Democrats privately say Sherrill is a better candidate on paper than in reality. They argue she's been too scripted, hasn't focused enough on high prices, and has relied too much on staff from D.C. rather than New Jersey-based operatives.
They're also concerned Ciattarelli is hustling to make inroads in Black communities that usually vote overwhelmingly for Democrats.
Sherrill initially had trouble naming "one piece" of legislation she would pass in response to a question from a CBS New York reporter, which led to Ciattarelli blasting her in an ad.
In an interview with influential radio host Charlamagne tha God in May, Sherrill -- who's in her fourth term in the House -- struggled to answer questions about her family's increased wealth in recent years.
When asked whether she made $7 million through stock trades as alleged in conservative media, she said, "I, I haven't ... I don't believe I did," and then said she'd have to check where the allegations originated.
Ciattarelli's campaign responded by launching a website: MikieMadeMillions.com.
Another spot by a pro-Ciattarelli super PAC highlighted Sherrill saying clean power is "gonna cost you an arm and a leg, but if you're a good person, you'll do it."
But the group's ad didn't say that Sherrill actually was criticizing her own party's messaging.

Bullshit.

All she was doing was criticizing the messaging -- not the policy itself. She was saying that Democrats can't sell green energy by saying it will cost you an armed and a leg, but you should sacrifice your limbs for Gaia. But she completely supports cutting off limbs for Gaia. She just wants to be more dishonest about the transaction.

A spokesperson for the Republican Governors Association, which backs the group behind the ad, declined to directly address taking Sherrill out of context and provided a statement attacking her energy record.

Related: Run, Julianna, Run!

🚨 JUST IN: In a turn of events, fired Democrat young male outreach coordinator Olivia Julianna is preparing a RUN FOR CONGRESS in TX-38 district.

"Should I run for Congress?"

"My Congressional seat is coming open."

Republicans are urging Julianna to *literally* "run" for the… pic.twitter.com/YF6Omi3B9h
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 6, 2025

She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 SPONGEBLADE

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 06, 2025 02:32 PM (OUMaO)

2 That should cover the bases. Others summoned.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 06, 2025 02:33 PM (OUMaO)

3 Run, Julianna, Run!

seriously, any running at all might be beneficial.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 06, 2025 02:33 PM (gDhA9)

4 As always, the magnitude of the fraud determines the outcome.

Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 02:34 PM (jDBeC)

5 "Run, Fatgirl, Run" sounds like a new Netflix movie.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 06, 2025 02:34 PM (OUMaO)

6 She could just whistle by fraternity and get young college men lining up for her. Or It. Not sure about pronouns here.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 06, 2025 02:34 PM (gDhA9)

7 The only thing she has every run is her mouth.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (gDhA9)

8 he's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

Posted by: Ace

No man, college-age or not, wants that thing reaching for him.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

9 >>> 4 As always, the magnitude of the fraud determines the outcome.
Posted by: toby928 at October 06, 2025 02:34 PM (jDBeC)

Yeah, I don't think OrangeManBad has made any significant moves towards squashing this, although it can't hurt that a lot of the feralgov funny money has been cut off.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (ULPxl)

10 I don't think Julianna can run... Physically

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (VE6XX)

11 I'll be surprised if he wins, but sometimes miracles happen.

The miracle being that enough people in NJ woke up AND that they couldn't fraud enough to deny him the victory.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (aPBRN)

12 Related: Run, Julianna, Run!

She needs to secure a permit for fracking from the Texas Railroad Commission if she plans on running here.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 06, 2025 02:36 PM (hG7ox)

13 11 I'll be surprised if he wins, but sometimes miracles happen.

The miracle being that enough people in NJ woke up AND that they couldn't fraud enough to deny him the victory.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 06, 2025 02:35 PM (aPBRN)

========

He lost by only 2 in 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

14 3 Run, Julianna, Run!

seriously, any running at all might be beneficial.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 06, 2025 02:33 PM (gDhA9)

At that size, what makes you think she even can without her knees splitting apart and her having an instant simultaneous Heart Attack and Stroke?

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:36 PM (UnA8+)

15 Disco Inferno!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 06, 2025 02:36 PM (L+MB1)

16 Run, Julianna, Run!

Dayum!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 06, 2025 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

17 New Jersey is winnable. You just gotta believe.

We need to stop ceding ground to the left. Contest every seat. Every office.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (gDhA9)

18 Lies, threats, and fraud.....It's the only way a Democrat can win and stay in power.

Posted by: DitkaCA at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (utChY)

19 I should clarify that Republicans are turning in ballots at a higher rate, not necessarily in terms of absolute numbers. There are more Democrats in NJ than Republicans so they are probably turning in more actual ballots.
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I guarantee you the day that Dem day-of vote is higher than Pub, they "lose" a lot of mail-in ballots.

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

20 The Donald needs to give domestic problems 100% of his time and energy. Let Bibi take care of the Gaza.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (ehY6c)

21 Speaking of bell cows...

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (L+MB1)

22 Republicans have a chance to change the political landscape enormously this election in many states. Some are impossible to salvage like Oregon, but many can be affected. Its a question of turnout and passion. If that pouf in Pennsylvania can flip that state it can be done in most states.

Its just a matter of getting the people out to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)

23 My girlfriend said "Kiss me where it smells."

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (o1u+L)

24 GAINZ thread then?
If you're that morbidly obese, I don't suggest starting on your feet. I'd go with the cycle machine at the gym, and some waist bends (I'm unsure on the technical name). Also upper body stuff.
When she's down to below a deuce, we can talk about longish speedwalks.
Of course, if she becomes an amazon like Linda Hamilton she'll probably end up in the GOP...

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (gKWVE)

25 In an interview with influential radio host Charlamagne tha God in May, Sherrill -- who's in her fourth term in the House -- struggled to answer questions about her family's increased wealth in recent years.

If I had $7 MEEELLION dollars, or even *one* million, I %#*& well would know where it came from, and could tell you, because it wouldn't be the kind of source that provided *her* money.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (ULPxl)

26 Her seat is open.

....

I don't think I have to say more.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (krQz2)

27 Yikes! Peter Griffin in a wig!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (PSEDc)

28 Run, Julianna, Run!

Dayum!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Uh oh. Now Ackbar's gonna see it as a personal challenge to link to some thing even more hideous than Julianna.

Look at the nic before you click.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

29 Ciattarelli won in 2021. Only a blatantly fraudulent 2 am ballot dump of ballots written on shit-stained toilet paper won the race for Leper Head.

I suspect the same thing will happen in November. It's gonna be harder to fraud up enough votes this time around, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

30 Why didn't they hire a recent male college graduate who looked normal to do outreach to college men ? Yes; I know. It's all about the "first". I guess she was fired because she wasn't a success?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 02:39 PM (rZCVI)

31 Run, Julianna, Run!

seriously, any running at all might be beneficial.
Posted by: El Mariachi

Any movement!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2025 02:39 PM (zTWGi)

32 although it can't hurt that a lot of the feralgov funny money has been cut off.

Yeah, that and an audit underway of all NGOs. That has had a severe impact on the left, because it not only cuts off much of their supply but the left is awful with money. Just terrible spending, they blow it like there's never going to be an end to it, and they are corrupt as hell. Give them 100 bucks to buy votes with and they spend 2 of it on votes and the rest on confused Guatemalan boys and 8 balls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)

33 24 GAINZ thread then?
If you're that morbidly obese, I don't suggest starting on your feet. I'd go with the cycle machine at the gym, and some waist bends (I'm unsure on the technical name). Also upper body stuff.
When she's down to below a deuce, we can talk about longish speedwalks.
Of course, if she becomes an amazon like Linda Hamilton she'll probably end up in the GOP...
Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (gKWVE)

If she can find a cycle with a big enough seat to fit her hamplanet ass.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (UnA8+)

34 As the saying goes, "vote early, vote often!"

Posted by: Democrats at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (36PRH)

35 "Lies, threats, and fraud.....It's the only way a Democrat can win and stay in power."

don't forget murder, arson, espionage, sedition, bribery ... the possibilities are endless! (when they say BAMN, they mean BAMN)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (K7MIk)

36 It doesn't matter at what rate or volume early Pub votes come in.

It doesn't make mail-in ballots any less than one of the most manipulable forms of voting.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (krQz2)

37 Mikie has elephant sized ears. Reminds me of LBJ but with tits. Basically, the horror. The horror.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (AdHga)

38 pointcow

Cruel, but accurate.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (37PGd)

39 Doesn't matter how many Republicans vote. What matters is how many votes Bergen county "finds.'

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (CGWGb)

40 That’s a MAN, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (sdgx/)

41 "nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist"

There is way too much to unpack there...

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (DJ7uY)

42 30 Why didn't they hire a recent male college graduate who looked normal to do outreach to college men ? Yes; I know. It's all about the "first". I guess she was fired because she wasn't a success?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 02:39 PM (rZCVI)

Because they are that out of touch with men.

Recall Pajama Boy from the Obama era?

Or the flamboyant Him-Her Intern from the Biden presidency?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (hG7ox)

43 >>> 36 It doesn't matter at what rate or volume early Pub votes come in.

It doesn't make mail-in ballots any less than one of the most manipulable forms of voting.
Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:40 PM (krQz2)

*tee hee*

Posted by: California, Oregon, Colorado... at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (ULPxl)

44 OUR HERO JOHN KERRY. Notable absent, but the obvious Choice for 2028.

Why? Because he's a the human equivalent of C3P0, the very embodiment of every liberal self-loathing trait!

We're DOOMED!
I suggest a new strategy, Let Trump WIN.
They Tricked me into Voting for Trump, but they'll fare no better.

And while he Quivers at the Hypothesis of Global Warming, he is emminently dismissive of the immenent (and by-now, omnipresent) threat of Nuclear Iran.. and it's cameo appearance in House of Dynamite -- which he will of course pronounce Dee-nam-ineete....

All this an MadMani/Sharia to create a WORLD SAFE FOR SOROS/SOCIALISM! What could possibly go wrong?

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TheWARonNormalPeople
I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (xy7dD)

45 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

Looking at that picture, I'm no longer sure that "she" is a she.

"She" should probably find a photographer who can make "her" look less like Peter Griffin in a wig.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (a+4eV)

46 "My Congressional seat is coming open."

Stop bending over, lardass. Pants made of mithral couldn't survive you bending over without blowing out the seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

47 >>> Republicans Are Turning In Mail-In Ballots at a Faster Clip Than Democrats

And they know because... it says so right on the envelope?

Posted by: Operator Error at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (Ps8NB)

48 Pointcow?

That is an insult to cows.

Posted by: OMG what the hell is that thing???! at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (TLpVe)

49 Give them 100 bucks to buy votes with and they spend 2 of it on votes and the rest on confused Guatemalan boys and 8 balls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Like Kamala's team did?
They should hire me. I promise to skip the rentboys and just do the coke. And play videogames.
I'd still lose the election but at least they'd be more solvent afterward.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (gKWVE)

50 If she can find a cycle with a big enough seat to fit her hamplanet ass.
Posted by: XTC

Maybe the gondola of a hot-air balloon.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

51 Yikes! Peter Griffin in a wig!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM

Now I can't unsee that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (ySpAZ)

52 47 >>> Republicans Are Turning In Mail-In Ballots at a Faster Clip Than Democrats

And they know because... it says so right on the envelope?
Posted by: Operator Error at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (Ps8NB)

=======

Because the state tracks party registration and reports ballot return rates by that registration publicly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

53 45 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

Looking at that picture, I'm no longer sure that "she" is a she.

"She" should probably find a photographer who can make "her" look less like Peter Griffin in a wig.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 02:41 PM (a+4eV)

Moreso than Gorlock the Destroyer.

But hell, Shaq would make a more convincing woman than Gorlock the Destroyer.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (UnA8+)

54 I was promised nude Snookie from Jersey Shores. All I got was that fugly thing at the bottom of the content. That I didn't read.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (gY6qb)

55 Fox News poll has Sherrill at 50% and it’s a LV screen. Very encouraging sign. Honestly feels like the naval academy story was the last big card Kirkland Phill Leotardo had to play and it blew up in his face.

That was such a gross move. 20+ years ago, Sherrill kept her head down and minded her own damn business. Last week, Ciattarelli tried to smear her for it and, in the process, actually played dirty pool on purpose. This is supposed to reflect poorly on HER?

Fox news would totally run a poll like this just to push more of their NJ viewers to vote. Nothing fox says can be trusted.

The last time NJ elected a governor from the same party three times in a row was 1961. It's a bigger lift for Sherrill than you might think.

Murphy had a 10 point polling lead against Jack last time, but only won with like 3% on election night. Sherill absolutely can lose and lose bigly.

Do not listen to polls. Most media is owned by conservatives. Just vote.

6 days ago - 43%/43% In Nov 2021, Ciattarelli lost by a mere 85k people against Murphy. Sherril is not Murphy popular. It's going to be worse this time. #VOTE!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

56 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

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Well. That fat, disgusting queer tub of jizz will appeal to college men just fine... but "college-age" men are going to be a harder sell. That qualifier implies they didn't attend Manlove Studies at the University of Dickless Simpin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (BI5O2)

57 >>> 48 Pointcow?

That is an insult to cows.

Posted by: OMG what the hell is that thing???! at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (TLpVe)

Cows are *spherical*, duh.

Posted by: Physics professors at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (ULPxl)

58 Are Republicans receiving the same bundles of ballots from Amazon that Democrats get?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (CGWGb)

59 39 Doesn't matter how many Republicans vote. What matters is how many votes Bergen county "finds.'
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Don't forget Union county.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (AdHga)

60 55 Murphy had a 10 point polling lead against Jack last time, but only won with like 3% on election night. Sherill absolutely can lose and lose bigly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 06, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

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Oh, wow...polls are bullshit, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

61 Run, Julianna, Run!

Dayum!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Your funniest post ever!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (zTWGi)

62
Helen of Troy - Launched a thousand ships

Olivia Julianna - "My Congressional seat is coming open."

Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

63 Olivia needs to run. And maybe take a workout class or two. And try light free weights and a few machines. And stop being a fat fuck.

Work a salad in there too lard ass.

Posted by: Pump You Up! at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (Hsed0)

64 Manlove Studies at the University of Dickless Simpin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Damn, pure poetry. You sure you're not Ace?

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

65 Hey, I respect your existence, how could I not? Now for the love of all that is holy, Get Off of Me!!!

Posted by: The Ground underneath Olivia Julianna at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)

66 if they wanted to appeal to college age men, they should have hired someone who looks like Sydney Sweeny

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at October 06, 2025 02:44 PM (DJ7uY)

67 You can't take Olivia Julianna lightly.

He carries a lot of weight in Washington.

Posted by: Wally at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (7CamO)

68 Olivia Julianna's picture was in that Tea website leak where women reviewed and complained about men they've dated and they had to upload a photo of themselves to use the site.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (CueAq)

69 Do not listen to polls. Most media is owned by conservatives. Just vote."

Comedy Gold, Jerry! Comedy Gold!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (uWKK8)

70 Murphy had a 10 point polling lead against Jack last time, but only won with like 3% on election night. Sherill absolutely can lose and lose bigly.

If the Dem loses we won't hear "oh the polls suck" it will 100% "Trump stole this election for a fellow NAZI"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

71 I can't speak to NJ, but where I live in VA, there is a noticeable drop in open Spanberger support from prior elections. I would say that I see more sears signs and stickers than her. Now, I don't live in NOVA, but I do live in a very purple Richmond suburb that was Spanberger's district, so I take this as a positive sign. This race should not be conceded and from where I sit it looks a lot like when Youngkin won.

Posted by: DPICM at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (M2VUX)

72 Beware the cheat in NJ. The Dems are entrenched, well organized, and cut-throat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (n9ltV)

73 Run, Julianna, Run!
_______________________

Waddle, Julianna, Waddle!

Oh, and btw, Olivia Julianna Herrera was named one of the 50 Most Influential People of 2022 by Bloomberg Media. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I don't feel influenced by her. I might be influenced to run for my life if I had a plate of snacks and saw her approaching. But, even then I'm confident that I could out run her.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (dIske)

74 >>Run, Julianna, Run

It looks like it wheezes in its sleep and you want it to run?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)

75 Wow, those comments on x are ugly! Julianna actually lost weight, but it didn’t stay off and honestly looks like it came back plus. She is young and for her sake, I hope she figures out she needs to be spending less time on her tail trying to come up with the most amazing catch phrase, and more time moving. And food, of course, there is clearly an important need to change there. Maybe a happier Julia would result in a more balanced view of the world.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (OoFl2)

76 Fat people eat salads, too.

They just dump an entire bottle of Ranch Dressing on it first.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (UnA8+)

77 "So much for the Dem resistance if we are struggling to even win a N.J. governorship while Trump has taken a wrecking ball to the government and Constitution," said Democratic strategist Irene Lin, who isn't working on the race.

"Sherrill has spent a fortune on polling and has no message beyond she flies helicopters and Ciattarelli loves Trump," Lin said. "How have we not learned ... that tired anti-Trump attacks aren't enough?"

Paragraph one and paragraph two seem to be in contradiction. She spouts the same old hysterical nonsense and then says why are we spouting the same old nonsense. Regardless, could it be that reality is starting to rear its ugly head among some Dems? Could it be that "Trump = Nazi" just isn't cutting it any more? Stay tuned.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

78 Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (OoFl2)

Uh... hate to break it to ya, but that ain't no she, sweetie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

79 We long to become more like New Jersey.

Posted by: Virginians at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (WQi13)

80 "So much for the Dem resistance if we are struggling to even win a N.J. governorship while Trump has taken a wrecking ball to the government and Constitution," said Democratic strategist Irene Lin, who isn't working on the race.

"Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)

81 Olivia Julianna's picture was in that Tea website leak where women reviewed and complained about men they've dated and they had to upload a photo of themselves to use the site.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Was she under "Women complaining" or under "Men complained about" or both?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 02:48 PM (a+4eV)

82 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

I don't know if it's more disdainful to not have an outreach person for college age men, or to send this thing as the envoy.
I suspect this is just another finger in the eye of the most detested demographic and they secretly chuckled at the notion.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 06, 2025 02:48 PM (Hx0tZ)

83 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

I for one am not volunteering to lift up that gunt.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 02:48 PM (gKWVE)

84 So much for the Dem resistance if we are struggling to even win a N.J. governorship while Trump has taken a wrecking ball to the government and Constitution," said Democratic strategist Irene Lin, who isn't working on the race. /i]

TBH, LIVs have never believed or cared about this stuff.

How are the economies in NJ/VA doing right now? I imagine the shut down is impacting NOVA...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

85 >>Run, Julianna, Run

All you need to do is turn on the Fresh Hot Donuts sign at Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (fd/UI)

86 Yeah, it is hard to say: 'I am going to turn your son into your daughter, fuck him, then help him off himself after im done with him' and expect people not to go 'wait a min...'

So, they lie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

87 Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (OoFl2)

Uh... hate to break it to ya, but that ain't no she, sweetie.
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If Piper saw that thing undressed in the lockerroom i wouldnt take odds on its survival.

Posted by: OMG what the hell is that thing???! at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (TLpVe)

88 >>> 72 Beware the cheat in NJ. The Dems are entrenched, well organized, and cut-throat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (n9ltV)

Maybe OrangeManBad should send ICE to a couple of NJ counties with the most prolific history of "finding" ballots, say a week or so before voting ends.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (ULPxl)

89 I don't know if it's more disdainful to not have an outreach person for college age men, or to send this thing as the envoy.
I suspect this is just another finger in the eye of the most detested demographic and they secretly chuckled at the notion.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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That is the kind of thing that propels young men to vote GOP. All the Dem outreach is negative nowadays which is why they rely on fraud to stay competitive.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (WDjG6)

90 Uh... hate to break it to ya, but that ain't no she, sweetie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

_________________

You know, I thought that at first, but couldn't find anything in her bio to back it up. Usually, they go out of their way to announce their "enlightenment." I just think it's a morbidly obese female and/or hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (dIske)

91 Olivia Julianna's picture was in that Tea website leak where women reviewed and complained about men they've dated and they had to upload a photo of themselves to use the site.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2025 02:45 PM (CueAq)
____

Yea, and she wasn't even the ugliest one. It was basically a herd of grazing animals -- and obvious lesbians -- who really shouldn't be complaining about what assholes men supposedly are.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

92 I imagine the shut down is impacting NOVA...
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Shut downs are paid vacations for the help. They save money not commuting.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (AdHga)

93 Olivia Julianna's picture was in that Tea website leak where women reviewed and complained about men they've dated and they had to upload a photo of themselves to use the site.
Posted by: CaliGirl

How can xhe have an account on a website for women when xhe are non-binary? 🤔

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

94 Related: Run, Julianna, Run!

VOTE GORLOCK THE DESTROYER!

Posted by: Dripping with sex appeal...and Cheez Wiz at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

95 89 That is the kind of thing that propels young men to vote GOP. All the Dem outreach is negative nowadays which is why they rely on fraud to stay competitive.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (WDjG6)

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I recall some story last year where some "non partisan" "non profit" had stopped voter registration efforts because the black people they were signing up were expressing greater than average propensity for voting for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

96 Paragraph one and paragraph two seem to be in contradiction. She spouts the same old hysterical nonsense and then says why are we spouting the same old nonsense. Regardless, could it be that reality is starting to rear its ugly head among some Dems? Could it be that "Trump = Nazi" just isn't cutting it any more? Stay tuned.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

that consultant can't bear to admit that Democrats have no message whatsoever anymore, except Illegal Aliens Good, Criminals Good, Pedo's Good, everyone else Bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (uWKK8)

97 Run, Julianna, Run!

Double knee replacement in her future.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (IifOV)

98
You know, I thought that at first, but couldn't find anything in her bio to back it up. Usually, they go out of their way to announce their "enlightenment." I just think it's a morbidly obese female and/or hermaphrodite.

While the internet goes rife with this stuff there are a few stealth trannies as well. The French spy in Atomic Blonde for example...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

99 I for one am not volunteering to lift up that gunt.

Gunt cheese pairs very well with a Bordeaux 1969.

Posted by: French Cheese Loving Pervert at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (Hsed0)

100 86 Yeah, it is hard to say: 'I am going to turn your son into your daughter, fuck him, then help him off himself after im done with him' and expect people not to go 'wait a min...'

So, they lie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

There are already enough Mothers doing that to their own sons.

(See that case in Vegas where the mother Trooned out her son at 12, and now the son tried to kill himself at 17, and the mother is angry because the hospital didn't just let him die, but now he's blind and permanently brain-damaged...)

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (UnA8+)

101 An early sign of the Obama backlash that led to the sweeping midterm wins in 2010 was GOP winning in NJ and VA in 2009. If Trump wins two gov seats in states Harris won that's a pretty encouraging signal about next year.

Posted by: the dandy at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (8l8nW)

102 Also, learn how to use the English language you sow.

"My congressional seat is coming open."

Try

My local congressional seat will be open, you uneducated sow.

Jesus Christ

Look at how retarded and arrogant these shits are.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (61TgR)

103 92 I imagine the shut down is impacting NOVA...
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Shut downs are paid vacations for the help. They save money not commuting.
Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (AdHga)

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Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

104 Oh, wow...polls are bullshit, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think it is fairer to say that most all polling has errors in reporting in an consistent leftward way. Like the media that sponsors most of them.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (WDjG6)

105 New Jersey ALWAYS get the politicians they deserve.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

106 Uh... hate to break it to ya, but that ain't no she, sweetie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
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Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Austin Powers, IMoM at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (krQz2)

107
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 JUST IN: In a turn of events, fired Democrat young male outreach coordinator Olivia Julianna is preparing a RUN FOR CONGRESS in TX-38 district.

"Should I run for Congress?"

"My Congressional seat is coming open."

Republicans are urging Julianna to *literally* "run" for the sake of her health, rather than for office, in the name of MAHA. 😂

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Just make sure whatever that beast is it doesn't set foot on Guam ... which might result in another Biblical Flood ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (BHLaI)

108 I don't think this "vote for the weirdo" is a winning strategy... but I would also not be surprised if it won.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

109 I haven't had a Maple Glazed Donut in a long while. Maybe I'll swing by the Donut Shoppe tonight?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (AdHga)

110
>>Run, Julianna, Run

Let the good times roll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

111 Democrat women come in two body types: bag of antlers AWFLs, and Trigglypuffs.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (y9ksN)

112 >>> 103

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Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Why isn't Bill Kristol dead yet???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (ULPxl)

113 98 While the internet goes rife with this stuff there are a few stealth trannies as well. The French spy in Atomic Blonde for example...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

The ones that can afford FFS are more likely (but not guaranteed) to try to Stealth.

Especially if they're going to other countries to get their FFS done.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (UnA8+)

114 My girlfriend said "Kiss me where it smells."
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (o1u+L)

So I took her to New Jersey.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (o1u+L)

115 104 Oh, wow...polls are bullshit, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think it is fairer to say that most all polling has errors in reporting in an consistent leftward way. Like the media that sponsors most of them.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (WDjG6)

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I looked at the 2021 NJ governor polling last week.

From September of 2021, there were 8 total data points (4 polls, one data point for each candidate).

6 of them were outside the margin for error of the final result.

Going with the tried and true *pick 2 random numbers between 51 and 47* would have worked better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

116 I don't know about running for the Texas 38 seat, but the only thing I can think of is

"Thar She Blows!!!!"

Posted by: Pinochet Flight Attendant at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (zL/eJ)

117 New Jersey ALWAYS get the politicians they deserve.
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Baby i was born to eat...

Posted by: Fat Politician 1 at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (TLpVe)

118 99 I for one am not volunteering to lift up that gunt.

Gunt cheese pairs very well with a Bordeaux 1969.
Posted by: French Cheese Loving Pervert at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (Hsed0)

How do you think they REALLY make casu martzu?

Posted by: The Sardinia operation is a front! at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

119 We did NOT say Olivia Julianna was one of the most influential. We said she had the most pull.

Posted by: Bloomberg Media at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (7CamO)

120 While Ciattarelli is a great improvement over "Mikie" and her hubby, he's still a bit shaky.

Ciattarelli fully committed to aligning with Trump during his 2025 gubernatorial campaign. This shift culminated in his receiving Trump's "Complete and Total Endorsement" in May 2025.

Oh, well, it's not my hellhole. Guess we might see if he becomes a thin Chris Christie, the Republican Gov. who served the state from 2010 to 2018, someday.

Posted by: Board of Health witches at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (NFX2v)

121 112
Why isn't Bill Kristol dead yet???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (ULPxl)

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Generous fat stores.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

122 They misspelled outretch.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (1Nv0l)

123 Do Hispanics stay out of NOVA ?

It does translate from Spanish as "no go"

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

124 A "woman" Trigglypuff would not touch.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)

125 I don't think Juliana has done much running in her life, other than waddling to the fridge or all you can eat buffet...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (TGPs7)

126 (See that case in Vegas where the mother Trooned out her son at 12, and now the son tried to kill himself at 17, and the mother is angry because the hospital didn't just let him die, but now he's blind and permanently brain-damaged...)
Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (UnA8+)

Reason #3,000,067 that I love Mom and Dad. I was so fucking lucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

127 "Why isn't Bill Kristol dead yet???"

my guess: inherited wealth

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (K7MIk)

128 Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.
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From your lips to God's ear. The dumb will just run the credit card like they are representatives and Senators.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (AdHga)

129 I recall some story last year where some "non partisan" "non profit" had stopped voter registration efforts because the black people they were signing up were expressing greater than average propensity for voting for Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Permanent voting registration campaigns are how dark money pays for phony registrations padding the voter registrant numbers and keeps its shock troops busy until they are need for poll working and ballot harvesting at election time. GOP has nothing like that.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (WDjG6)

130 Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.

The FNM likes to tout this BUT I know some of these people making a healthy six figure salary and they don't seem to have any savings outside of their 401ks...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

131 So I took her to New Jersey.
Posted by: ...

Dat's der JOKE.

Posted by: Rainer Hardcastle. at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (gKWVE)

132 So a video on YouTube about how many "fat and influencers " have died. You might be surprised, but it's a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (pwtJC)

133 I imagine the shut down is impacting NOVA...
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Shut downs are paid vacations for the help. They save money not commuting.
Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:50 PM (AdHga)

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Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
______

I thought that this time Trump was actually firing some of these intestinal parasites, not just temporarily suspending them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

134 That's who you use for outreach to straight young dudes. They can't resist the urge to wallow in the sebaceous folds of a hot piece of ass like that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (BI5O2)

135 I haven't had a Maple Glazed Donut in a long while. Maybe I'll swing by the Donut Shoppe tonight?
Posted by: pudinhead

Yes, you should! You must!
*laughs evilly and rubs hands in villainous glee*
-- Diabeetus

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

136 Is Spongeblade some kind of weird Spongebob Squarepants/Sling Blade mashup?

Because I would watch the hell out of that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (VoAdT)

137 Don't forget Mikie's nepotism: giving her kids service academy appointments.

Posted by: Bert G at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (VARTN)

138 "Thar She Blows!!!!"
Posted by: Pinochet Flight Attendant

I do NOT want a home by the coast when you drop this bomb.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (gKWVE)

139 I was on a coffee date with a hippy "spiritual" woman, someone you might consider a Leftist tool, and I'm sure she was at one time. But, man, she was torching the Dems, calling them vile for their response to the Kirk killing (she didn't even even know who he was), going so far as to saying that Omar should be kicked out of the country.

She's also big on natural health and started torching the Dems again about RFKjr.

Not one time did she say anything negative about Trump or the Repubs.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (t2Bdx)

140 109 I haven't had a Maple Glazed Donut in a long while. Maybe I'll swing by the Donut Shoppe tonight?
Posted by: pudinhead

Oh! Can you grab me a couple bear claws while you're there? And an apple fritter? Maybe a bag of donut holes? Anything fried and jelly filled?

Posted by: LTC Vindman at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

141 133 I thought that this time Trump was actually firing some of these intestinal parasites, not just temporarily suspending them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

=======

The process that has to follow is about how much money runs out, and it's all detailed in the Antidfeficiency Act.

It gives the president wide latitude to keep the government solvent without appropriations, but we have to get to the point of actually not having the cash.

$17.5 billion a day, though. We're on day...5?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

142 yeah, Aetius, I say that every day. so very, very lucky!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (K7MIk)

143
Peas & tators. Uhmmm hmmmm.

Posted by: Sling Blade at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (IifOV)

144 I suspect the SC judge mansion explosion was not Jewish Lightening, more likely Lefty Lightening. That's when bomb makers have a worksite accident.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (wBaIH)

145 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

MOOOOOOVE On from Trump!!! is her organization.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (iJfKG)

146 144 I suspect the SC judge mansion explosion was not Jewish Lightening, more likely Lefty Lightening. That's when bomb makers have a worksite accident.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 06, 2025 02:56 PM (wBaIH)

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We're supposed to believe that because she filed a TRO on a DOJ lawsuit to get SC election data that someone was so mad at her that they burned down her remote house.

Press X for doubt on that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

147 Fat people eat salads, too.

They just dump an entire bottle of Ranch Dressing on it first.

Sit by a salad bar and you will see the difference. The fat people load up the salad with cheese and ham and sunflower seeds and like 3 pieces of lettuce. Its not a salad, its a pile of fat and carbs with a few leaves nearby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)

148 "Thar She Blows!!!!"
Posted by: Pinochet Flight Attendant
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Why bring Kamala into this?

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (krQz2)

149 PJ Media link for my post at 137: https://is.gd/WaHqXB

Posted by: Bert G at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (VARTN)

150 136 Is Spongeblade some kind of weird Spongebob Squarepants/Sling Blade mashup?

Because I would watch the hell out of that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (VoAdT)

I like them Krabby Patties with mustard on 'em yahiddyyahiddyyahiddyah! The secret recipe is lips and peckers! Ayahiddyyahiddyyahiddyah!

Posted by: You ought not say such things, Patrick at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

151 Do I have to say it?
Posted by: Austin Powers

I believe it's your turn.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (37PGd)

152 124 A "woman" Trigglypuff would not touch.
Posted by: Axeman

But if they did...talk about bumping uglies.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

153 NJ is interesting. I talk to Democrats here who hate DEI and trannies in every bathroom.

But then you get whackadoodles standing up at township meetings worried that the mexicans mowing their lawns are going to be arrested in ICE raids.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (1Nv0l)

154 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

155 I for one am not volunteering to lift up that gunt.
___

Thede is a surprise underneath every gunt in Trannyworld.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

156 The FNM likes to tout this BUT I know some of these people making a healthy six figure salary and they don't seem to have any savings outside of their 401ks...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

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Yes because they use their money for thr good life. And a lot of them have vacation homes, etc.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (t2Bdx)

157 Going with the tried and true *pick 2 random numbers between 51 and 47* would have worked better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Naive assumption I see. When doing research, it is always useful to see if the results of one's model bears any resemblance to that produced by purely random walks.

My guess is county and precinct level results would provide some interesting observations. Long time ago, I assisted in a massive post 2001 survey of National Association of County Officials NACO county level survey on voting methods. With homogenizing voter methods by states after that 2000 election, it introduced more systematic ability to conduct fraud without risks of detection under a heterogeneous system.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (WDjG6)

158 Dating is simply the process of figuring out why someone is still single.

Posted by: Just admit it at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (WQi13)

159 I don't even think it matters who wins jersey. Its the ass sucking legislature here thats the main problem. I mean yeah, its way better to not have an ass sucking commie as governor, but I'm not sure getting anything done that matters will ever happen with the congress here. We'll still have the gun laws in general, ban on a list of weapons, still have magazine bans, the property taxes, etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (snZF9)

160 U.S. Rep. Mikie Sherrill apparently got caught in a cheating scandal at the Naval Academy.

The best part of cheating scandals is the way you get caught. I heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

161 >> Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.

Trans-Fats

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (fd/UI)

162 Here in Washington State we don't care about early voting or results. The glorious democrat party will ensure plenty of ballots are available for democrats. Pay no attention to those boxes in the car trunks and tucked away behind the filing drawers.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (2WIwB)

163 LOL, Admiral!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (K7MIk)

164 154 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.
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Donuts?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (AdHga)

165 > o a video on YouTube about how many "fat and influencers " have died. You might be surprised, but it's a lot
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Whatever the number.... it's not enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

166 NOVA is hurting b/c the contractor class does not get to work, and so won't be paid. They make more than the fed gov employee class (on a level by level basis - or should I say the companies make more - the employees there maybe less so)...and there is no "repaying them" after shutdowns.

What is normally blamed on "fed gov employee" usually is more a combo of the two. Those businesses suck the fed gov trough even tighter than fed gov...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (tOcjL)

167 I don't think this "vote for the weirdo" is a winning strategy... but I would also not be surprised if it won.

--

At this point, you'd think there would be a not-insignificant number of Democrat voters that are getting really tired of this slate of candidates whose only qualification is to check more boxes than the next unqualified wokester. Who can out woke the other. Who can out checkbox the other. It's got to be exhausting. There's only so much virtue you can signal before even they have to pull back and say, WTH.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (qBdHI)

168

Sorry, but that's a dood.

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (g6TN6)

169 Fat people eat salads, too.

They just dump an entire bottle of Ranch Dressing on it first.

Sit by a salad bar and you will see the difference. The fat people load up the salad with cheese and ham and sunflower seeds and like 3 pieces of lettuce. Its not a salad, its a pile of fat and carbs with a few leaves nearby.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)
_________

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXWq2AVlrsY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

170 But then you get whackadoodles standing up at township meetings worried that the mexicans mowing their lawns are going to be arrested in ICE raids.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (1Nv0l

Personally, if I were running ICE, there'd be a dearth of nannies, gardeners, and strapping cabana boys in wealthy Democrat enclaves by now. And the owners of those wage slaves would be up on charges.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (BI5O2)

171 108 I don't think this "vote for the weirdo" is a winning strategy... but I would also not be surprised if it won.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

I've been noodling this over on occasion lately... their problem isn't "weirdo". People love weirdos. Weirdos are great. What people don't like is miserable bastards. Where are your happy weirdos? Where's your live and let live, nothing's all that serious brand of weirdo? They don't have that, they can't have that, and so they've all been read out of the movement. So they're left with a bunch of angry, bitchy losers. Nobody likes angry bitchy losers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (VoAdT)

172 But then you get whackadoodles standing up at township meetings worried that the mexicans mowing their lawns are going to be arrested in ICE raids.

I hope they do -- if they are here illegally. I do not care how much you are or are not substantially contributing to the economy, GO BACK AND COME IN LEGALLY.

Those sob stories "my dad was here 30 years and he never broke the law!" yeah he did, a lot, but that's not the point here. He had THIRTY YEARS TO GET HIS CITIZENSHIP WORKED OUT LEGALLY AND DID NOT. Every single day he did not do so was one more day breaking the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (dfIr7)

173 The best part of cheating scandals is the way you get caught. I heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Those dumbshets!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

174 That's who you use for outreach to straight young dudes. They can't resist the urge to wallow in the sebaceous folds of a hot piece of ass like that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2025 02:55 PM (BI5O2)

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Come on, YD -- for some of us it's lunch time!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (CUjbk)

175

I mean literally, Peter Griffin

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (g6TN6)

176 heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.
Posted by: SMOD

That's how Obama got outed as using Ayers as a ghostwriter. Both shared the spelling "Franz Fanon". Real name Frantz.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (gKWVE)

177 I for one am looking forward to Christie Todd Whitman's term as New Joisey's new Governor.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (dGCAG)

178 And they know because... it says so right on the envelope?
Posted by: Operator Error at October 06, 2025 02:42 PM (Ps8NB)

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Because the state tracks party registration and reports ballot return rates by that registration publicly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

≈======

So, the answer is yes, it is on the envelopesl.

Posted by: Operator Error at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (Ps8NB)

179 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.

$20 million dollars and this is the best they could do.

Posted by: Just ponder that for a moment at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

180 We're supposed to believe that because she filed a TRO on a DOJ lawsuit to get SC election data that someone was so mad at her that they burned down her remote house.

Press X for doubt on that one.
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Especially after the court of appeals reversed. Naw. Dont think this merits consideration. Its probably a run of the mill house fire. Especially with people in it at the time. Cooking fire 96% of the time. Ther remainder electrical.

Posted by: Fat Politician 1 at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (TLpVe)

181 “ The Lord is my light and my salvation—
whom shall I fear?
The Lord is the stronghold of my life—
of whom shall I be afraid?

Psalm 27:1

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (RlrRT)

182 147 Fat people eat salads, too.

They just dump an entire bottle of Ranch Dressing on it first.

Sit by a salad bar and you will see the difference. The fat people load up the salad with cheese and ham and sunflower seeds and like 3 pieces of lettuce. Its not a salad, its a pile of fat and carbs with a few leaves nearby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)

The cheese, ham, and seeds aren't the problem - the sugar filled dressing is. They'd be better off probably sticking to the former and ignoring the lettuce so they wouldn't douse the whole thing...and calling it a charcuterie lunch.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (tOcjL)

183 " ... but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word."

which says a lot about why they were cheating.
can't read, can't spell, can't do simple arithmetic ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (K7MIk)

184 I've been reading some reactions to Barri Weiss news and wow, the fact the media fears a rightward "lurch" really tells you how far left the media really is.

Posted by: WisRich at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

185 TJM,
Her TRO on voter registration data was overruled. No surprise as the federal law is clear and overrides the petty authority of a state judge.
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The fast-moving legal showdown over whether South Carolina must hand over its voter registration database to Donald Trump‘s Department of Justice (DOJ) reached a major turning point this week — with the state’s high court siding against a circuit court judge who tried to block the state’s election officials from handing over the information.

On Thursday (September 11, 2025), the S.C. supreme court unanimously reversed a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction issued earlier this month by circuit court judge Diane Goodstein.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (WDjG6)

186
Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.
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The FNM likes to tout this BUT I know some of these people making a healthy six figure salary and they don't seem to have any savings outside of their 401ks...
Posted by: 18-1

When she married me in '83, Smash insisted that E4 Bif and E3 Smash BOTH put aside 10% of the gross Army enlisted pay. We've done that for 42 years now and it amazes me how much she has saved that I never even missed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (gY6qb)

187 Olivia Julianna or Sydney Sweeny? Who's to say?

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (s0JqF)

188 > o a video on YouTube about how many "fat and influencers " have died. You might be surprised, but it's a lot
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Whatever the number.... it's not enough.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

The extremes seem to have died out or gotten a shock from their doctor and are losing weight.

The standard fatties still have the energy to go outside and scream at cops for a few hours.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (8avO+)

189 The Paolo is here to help with this, how you say, dearth, of strapping cabana boys.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (WQi13)

190 Psalm 27:1
Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (RlrRT)

"When the wicked, even my enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell"

Posted by: kallisto, quoting my favorite psalm at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (dCxaZ)

191 Here in Washington State we don't care about early voting or results.

Same in Oregon. It doesn't matter what the early voting is. Or the same-day voting. They always count Portland area last, so they can find as many ballots as they need to make sure the Democrat wins. I'm not convinced that they even count anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (dfIr7)

192 I really have to wonder what her secret was for recruiting males to the cause was.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2)

193 According to Wired Magazine, Herrera is a member of the Chorus Creator Incubator Program, a subsidiary of the Sixteen Thirty Fund, a dark money group which provides a stipend to political online influencers to promote pro-Democratic party messaging.[13] Wikipedia

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (NFX2v)

194 Julianna looks like a tough customer I wouldn't like to meet in a dark alley.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (17s+e)

195 "When the wicked, even my enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell"
Posted by: kallisto, quoting my favorite psalm at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (dCxaZ)

The Lord hates a clumsy cannibal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (VoAdT)

196 Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

Sooo... ineligble for re-hire, then?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (a+4eV)

197 178 Because the state tracks party registration and reports ballot return rates by that registration publicly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

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So, the answer is yes, it is on the envelopesl.
Posted by: Operator Error at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (Ps8NB)

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No, it's not. It's in the database, and the state reports it. They know who they sent out ballots to, and who returned them. There's no marking on the envelope saying which party the person belongs to:

https://is.gd/l7lHWO

Most states that do mail in voting and have party registration do this kind of reporting. Florida does it as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

198
Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.

khmer fat absorbs all of her estrogen which makes her look male-ish.

On the upside, however, she's got the Most Feminine Gunt in the Western Hemisphere!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG)

199 194 Julianna looks like a tough customer I wouldn't like to meet in a dark alley.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (17s+e)

Just walk away at a brisk pace while she has the heart attack. You'd be fine.

Posted by: It's the blob! at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (TbWk/)

200 >> I really have to wonder what her secret was for recruiting males to the cause was.

Gravitational Pull.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (fd/UI)

201 I mean literally, Peter Griffin

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (g6TN6)

No shit, lol. She'll be campaigning on the petercopter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (snZF9)

202 Speaking of Latinx, I saw a vid recently, some event that had something to do with something hispanic, and the three "stars," Jenna Ortega, Rachel Zegler, and Anya Taylor Joy were present.

Somebody said something in Spanish. ATJ responded in prefect Spanish, and both Jenna and Rachel were left standing there, with especially dumb looks on their face.

Literally the whitest actress in Hollywood speaks perfect Spanish, but the brown girls? Nah.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

203 184 I've been reading some reactions to Barri Weiss news and wow, the fact the media fears a rightward "lurch" really tells you how far left the media really is.
Posted by: WisRich

Most of the current media has went out on a limb and has been busy sawing it off from public opinion. All for the Dems. What they are afraid of, in a sour job market for 'journalists', they will lose whatever meager job saving credentials they have from cheerleading the left.

They fear being replaced and removed from their jobs at an existential level as their job networks shrivel. Even Starbucks is reducing hiring for aspiring journalists/baristas.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (WDjG6)

204

She could throw out drugs like kneecap and couldn't get college aged men within 50 feet.

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2025 03:04 PM (g6TN6)

205 185 The fast-moving legal showdown over whether South Carolina must hand over its voter registration database to Donald Trump‘s Department of Justice (DOJ) reached a major turning point this week — with the state’s high court siding against a circuit court judge who tried to block the state’s election officials from handing over the information.

On Thursday (September 11, 2025), the S.C. supreme court unanimously reversed a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction issued earlier this month by circuit court judge Diane Goodstein.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (WDjG6)

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Yeah, most likely she or her husband or guest lit some curtains on fire while drunk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

206 heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.
Posted by: SMOD

That's how Obama got outed as using Ayers as a ghostwriter. Both shared the spelling "Franz Fanon". Real name Frantz.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 06, 2025 03:01 PM (gKWVE)
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Big scandal back in the day at a very prestigious private school in NYC. Some kids were paying a genius Chinese kid to take their SATs for them. The scheme blew up because the kid spelled a few of their names wrong on the test.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

207 We did NOT say Olivia Julianna was one of the most influential. We said she had the most pull.
Posted by: Bloomberg Media at October 06, 2025 02:53 PM (7CamO)

gravitational?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)

208 khmer = her

khmer????

I don't mean to be rouge about it but AC is
cow-razy!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (iJfKG)

209 Julianna looks like a tough customer I wouldn't like to meet in a dark alley.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (17s+e)
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Without donuts.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (krQz2)

210 What happened to the jolly fat people? When I was young heavy people were usually fun and cheerful, maybe to make up for the pounds, and maybe just because they could eat anything they wanted and didn't give a damn. But everyone is so angry and bitter now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (dfIr7)

211 gravitational?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)

Ever seen a logging mule at work?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (VoAdT)

212 The best part of cheating scandals is the way you get caught. I heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Those dumbshets!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2025 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

I caught a few cheaters in Computer Science in the 80s. Same code, same misspelling in the comments. Happily the master program was so broken the cheaters gained little to nothing. Not sure if they got chucked out or quit the course.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

213 Wow, those comments on x are ugly! Julianna actually lost weight, but it didn’t stay off and honestly looks like it came back plus. She is young and for her sake, I hope she figures out she needs to be spending less time on her tail trying to come up with the most amazing catch phrase, and more time moving. And food, of course, there is clearly an important need to change there. Maybe a happier Julia would result in a more balanced view of the world.
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2025 02:46 PM (OoFl2)

If I were seriously trying to help this flesh zeppelin, I'd say she might be a candidate for one of those diabetes turned weightloss drugs. I don't like drugs, and have concerns about these in particular for off-label use, but when someone is this far gone ... I mean, she's gonna need a forklift for personal transportation on her current trajectory.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (hG7ox)

214 Especially after the court of appeals reversed. Naw. Dont think this merits consideration. Its probably a run of the mill house fire. Especially with people in it at the time. Cooking fire 96% of the time. Ther remainder electrical.
Posted by: Fat Politician 1
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The judge was outside the house when it started, her husband apparently was inside.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (WDjG6)

215 Mikie Sherrill. Liar, cheat, elitist, corrupt, underwhelming, untalented. She hasn’t articulated a single thing she’s going to do for New Jerseyans.

But she’s a woman!! - Every AWFL in NJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (RlrRT)

216
That's who you use for outreach to straight young dudes. They can't resist the urge to wallow in the sebaceous folds of a hot piece of ass like that guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Come on, YD -- for some of us it's lunch time!
Posted by: ShainS

YD, I lurve your rants and generally agree with them. Have you considered co-COB-ing the Morning Rant with Joe, CBD, and Buck?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (gY6qb)

217 Imagine the size of a train she could pull.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (AdHga)

218 *What happened to the jolly fat people?*

Ho, ho, ho!

Posted by: Santa at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (WQi13)

219 210 What happened to the jolly fat people? When I was young heavy people were usually fun and cheerful, maybe to make up for the pounds, and maybe just because they could eat anything they wanted and didn't give a damn. But everyone is so angry and bitter now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (dfIr7)

My guess is because the left coopted it into another oppressed identity group and filled them up with hate, victim mentality, and RingDings.

Posted by: Just a guess at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

220 JUST IN: In a turn of events, fired Democrat young male outreach coordinator Olivia Julianna is preparing a RUN FOR CONGRESS in TX-38 district.

"Should I run for Congress?"

"My Congressional seat is coming open."

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She's in TX? I'd say the only seat she should be focusing on coming open is in the lobby of Dr. Nowzardin's clinic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (qBdHI)

221 217 Imagine the size of a train she could pull.
Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (AdHga)

I was going to make a train gauge joke but my snark gland just DDOSed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (VoAdT)

222 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child.

She should definitely sue her photographer, then.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (a+4eV)

223 n the NJ Governor Race, Republicans Are Turning In Mail-In Ballots at a Faster Clip Than Democrats

We need more trash bins!

Posted by: "...it's he who counts the votes" at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (Lp05i)

224 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

Bet I know what it was.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

225 What happened to the jolly fat people? When I was young heavy people were usually fun and cheerful, maybe to make up for the pounds, and maybe just because they could eat anything they wanted and didn't give a damn. But everyone is so angry and bitter now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

My Mom used to observe that fat people were often very light on their feet. Jackie Gleason, for example.

Now? Fuggedaboutit.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

226 What happened to the jolly fat people? When I was young heavy people were usually fun and cheerful, maybe to make up for the pounds, and maybe just because they could eat anything they wanted and didn't give a damn. But everyone is so angry and bitter now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:05 PM (dfIr7)
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I think that stereotype took a dump with overdose deaths of prominent funny fat guys, like Chris Farley.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

227 The judge was outside the house when it started, her husband apparently was inside.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (WDjG6)
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This is starting to sound like fish-tank cleaner.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

228 There is apparently a brewing trend of lefty Taylor Swift fans posting about how mad they are about the newest album.

Because she praises getting married and wanting to have babies, apparently.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1975275687683805653

I guess it's a problem when it becomes a cultural marker to be the single girlboss as the only valid form of femininity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

229 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child.

She should definitely sue her photographer, then.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 03:07 PM (a+4eV)

She may have already eaten him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (snZF9)

230 "Wallowing In The Sebaceous Folds" never really caught on as a worship hymn.

Posted by: John Wesley at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (WQi13)

231 212 The best part of cheating scandals is the way you get caught. I heard about one cheating scandal that may have worked but everybody who cheated had the same misspelling of a particular word.
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When plagiarizing, its best to restructure the sentence and replace a couple of nouns or verbs or both. English majors are probably the heaviest plagiarizers.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (AdHga)

232 Yeah, most likely she or her husband or guest lit some curtains on fire while drunk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The guy that made arson claims this a national talking point for the Dems was Congress critter Dan Goldman D-NY) of the lying Jan 6 faction of the House as staff member. Got rewarded with a congressional seat by Dems for his bullshit impeachment and other services rendered.

WH's Stephen Miller, if you read today's NY Post story, tears Goldman a new external orifice in the nether regions over it.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (WDjG6)

233 Olivia Julianna is in fact an actual woman. Not a tranny. There are pics of her as a child. She's a girl and ... believe it or not ... was a cute kid. Something went very very very wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm going the Candace Owens route on this one.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)

234 Some kids were paying a genius Chinese kid to take their SATs for them. The scheme blew up because the kid spelled a few of their names wrong on the test.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

LOL. How much you want to bet he did it deliberately.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (a+4eV)

235 I guess it's a problem when it becomes a cultural marker to be the single girlboss as the only valid form of femininity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

"Swift returns to being a Country act. Country is outraged. Details at 11."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (VoAdT)

236 Julianna looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a rake.

Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (3BwY8)

237 This is starting to sound like fish-tank cleaner.
Posted by: Axeman
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Judges seem to believe they actually have absolute immunity from most anything. Including the law itself.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (WDjG6)

238 I mean, the fat kids I knew (a couple) were genuinely sad and picked on but they had a cheerful persona and were pleasant to be around when you weren't a jerk to them. They all seem genuinely furious and bitter now. Supposedly bullying has been reduced in schools, and everyone is supposed to be "body positive" so why even more upset now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dfIr7)

239 It’s not the fat on the outside. It’s the ugliness inside.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (RlrRT)

240 Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (WDjG6)

Jim Clyburn is sweating bullets on this issue. There's a reason the DOJ is focusing on SC. AND, there's a reason Clyburn was lobbying pretty hard for a Clemency pardon from Biden. He didn't get one.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dIske)

241 Mikie Sherrill. Liar, cheat, elitist, corrupt, underwhelming, untalented. She hasn’t articulated a single thing she’s going to do for New Jerseyans.

But she’s a woman!! - Every AWFL in NJ.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (RlrRT)

Gonna guess she's promised she will kill as many babies as she can.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

242 That's who you use for outreach to straight young dudes. They can't resist the urge to wallow in the sebaceous folds of a hot piece of ass like that guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That there is some Ace level snark with fancy words n shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (17s+e)

243 Julianna looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a rake.

Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (3BwY

Has a bit of the pounded with a shovel look too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (snZF9)

244 Some kids were paying a genius Chinese kid to take their SATs for them. The scheme blew up because the kid spelled a few of their names wrong on the test.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

LOL. How much you want to bet he did it deliberately.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2025 03:09 PM (a+4eV)
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I dunno, he had a good racket. These were rich kids desperate to get into top colleges. I forget what he was charging -- this was decades ago -- but it was probably today's equivalent of 10s of thousands of dollars a pop.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

245
October 25th starts in-person early voting.

It must be bad for #VanillaHarris #WhiteKamala if there's strong Repub MAIL-IN.

Smart people do not allow Jersey Dems to touch their ballot. Or the Jersey post office, either.

Jack is a RINO country club stumblebum.

Posted by: Wut Evah in NJ at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (cv5qo)

246 What district is this creature wanting to run in?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (kurEY)

247 Here in Washington State we don't care about early voting or results.

Same in Oregon. It doesn't matter what the early voting is. Or the same-day voting. They always count Portland area last, so they can find as many ballots as they need to make sure the Democrat wins. I'm not convinced that they even count anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:03 PM (dfIr7)

When I lived in Chicago for more than a decade most in the inner city I never saw another voter in person. By brother was told he was the only registered voter in a large three story apartment building covering a good sized block. Moved out to a fringe suburb and saw lots of voters.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

248 240 Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (WDjG6)

Jim Clyburn is sweating bullets on this issue. There's a reason the DOJ is focusing on SC. AND, there's a reason Clyburn was lobbying pretty hard for a Clemency pardon from Biden. He didn't get one.
Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dIske)

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SCOTUS ruling the majority minority districts mandated in Section 2 of the VRA later this year (fingers crossed!) is going to be such a body blow to the left, and SC won't have another Democrat congressman for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

249 Apologies, I see it is Tex- 38.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (kurEY)

250 I dunno, I would not exactly be shocked if the judge's wife tried to roast him and he escaped. The fact that he had to jump out a window to get away suggests it could have been done deliberately to trap him. We'll see, its not beyond the possibility that some drooling retard who happens to be a Trump voter did it to teach them judges a lesson. There are idiots everywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:12 PM (dfIr7)

251 What district is this creature wanting to run in?
Posted by: Ben Had

The gay and tranny red-light district.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

252 Because she praises getting married and wanting to have babies, apparently.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1975275687683805653

I guess it's a problem when it becomes a cultural marker to be the single girlboss as the only valid form of femininity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

She's 35, a billionaire, her biological clock is probably screaming at her, and her career has been built around failed relationships. And the Swifties are shocked, SHOCKED that she might want a family.

Posted by: Human race is doomed at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

253 Hey Mikie!
Hey, Mikie!
Oh, Mikie you're so dumb
You're so dumb you fucking scum
Hey, Mikie!
Oh, Mikie you're so dumb
You're so dumb you fucking scum
Hey, Mikie!

Oh, Mikie what a pity you're a fucking tard
Your sneakers close with velcro because laces are too hard
Oh, Mikie what a pity you're a fucking tard
It's bints like you Mikie!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (qpyNK)

254 Here's a phrase I never thought I'd offer:

"Discount Trigglypuff".

Maybe Piper can add that into her next fashion review.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (dIske)

255 Mikie Sherrill is New Jerseys answer to Kamala Harris. I’m honestly waiting for a story about how she likes buses.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (RlrRT)

256 I mean, the fat kids I knew (a couple) were genuinely sad and picked on but they had a cheerful persona and were pleasant to be around when you weren't a jerk to them. They all seem genuinely furious and bitter now. Supposedly bullying has been reduced in schools, and everyone is supposed to be "body positive" so why even more upset now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dfIr7)

Less bullying in schools, that's comedy. They just added the teachers and the aides bullying the kids into conformity.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

257 Jack is a RINO country club stumblebum.
Posted by: Wut Evah in NJ at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (cv5qo)

He'd be miles better than another term of the equivalent of Phil Murphy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (PFs9e)

258 What district is this creature wanting to run in?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:11 PM (kurEY)
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Whichever one, she's going to need the whole district.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

259 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says Democrats need to fight back against MAGA by laughing at them, says MAGA is "dangerous" but Dems should still try laughing anyway.

"Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10."

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

260 Jim Clyburn is sweating bullets on this issue. There's a reason the DOJ is focusing on SC. AND, there's a reason Clyburn was lobbying pretty hard for a Clemency pardon from Biden. He didn't get one.
Posted by: Orson
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His church network runs the cheat machines in multiple states where the churches involved in the network provide the poll workers, vote harvesters, and other skullduggery in urban blue areas across the eastern portion of the US. They also provide services to ensure that they are the power brokers in the Dem presidential primaries in their states.

In the West, cheat by mail makes the church networks superfluous.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (WDjG6)

261 One of the Israeli hostages who was released after Trump came into office related how she recited Psalm 27 every day during her captivity, until she was released.

then she continued to pray the same Psalm until her boyfriend also was released out of bondage

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (dCxaZ)

262 @234 was he paid in advance?

Posted by: Democrats at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (36PRH)

263 That's a truck, baby!!

Posted by: Austin Power, IMoM at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

264 Doesn't "AOC" stand for "Asshole Of Congress"

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

265 Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (AdHga)

266 Texas district 38 is Katy and the surrounding area.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (kurEY)

267 She's 35, a billionaire, her biological clock is probably screaming at her, and her career has been built around failed relationships. And the Swifties are shocked, SHOCKED that she might want a family.
Posted by: Human race is doomed at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

She's gonna have to do it the Obama way, because there's no way Travesty Kelce is gonna be able to knock her up.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

268 SCOTUS ruling the majority minority districts mandated in Section 2 of the VRA later this year (fingers crossed!) is going to be such a body blow to the left, and SC won't have another Democrat congressman for a generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Will also damage farm team Dems in state legislative seats.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (WDjG6)

269 241 Mikie Sherrill. Liar, cheat, elitist, corrupt, underwhelming, untalented. She hasn’t articulated a single thing she’s going to do for New Jerseyans.

But she’s a woman!! - Every AWFL in NJ.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:06 PM (RlrRT)

Gonna guess she's promised she will kill as many babies as she can.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

It's What Women Want™.

Posted by: Not killing babies = Handmaids Tale! at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (TbWk/)

270 By brother was told he was the only registered voter in a large three story apartment building covering a good sized block.
_____

Voters? No. Ballots, yes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

271 > 23 My girlfriend said "Kiss me where it smells."
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (o1u+L)

So I drove her to Everett.

(Washington state joke)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (qpyNK)

272 Is Spongeblade some kind of weird Spongebob Squarepants/Sling Blade mashup?

Because I would watch the hell out of that.

Elric cosplaying as Spongebob at ComiCon.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

273 Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10.

The best humor is actually based on reality. You can do that with guys like Robert Reich and Stephanopolos because they are miniature people. But Stephen Miller is ordinary sized and the joke just doesn't land. Lefties cannot meme.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (dfIr7)

274 >> "When the wicked, even my enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell"
Posted by: kallisto, quoting my favorite psalm at October 06, 2025 03:02 PM (dCxaZ)

“ Though an army besiege me,
my heart will not fear;
though war break out against me,
even then I will be confident.”

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (RlrRT)

275 Abigail Spanberger worked at the Saudi government-run Islamic Saudi Academy just over a year post-9/11. When she began teaching there, the school was already well-known for its radical & hateful textbooks, links to Hamas, pro-jihad graduates, & more…

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

276 One of the Israeli hostages who was released after Trump came into office related how she recited Psalm 27 every day during her captivity, until she was released.

then she continued to pray the same Psalm until her boyfriend also was released out of bondage
Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (dCxaZ)

I heard Hamas accepted Trump's ceasefire. Have they gone back on that for the 1000th time or is that still on?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)

277 I wonder if teachers can use AI to detect writing assignments that were done by AI.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 03:17 PM (Dv3i1)

278 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says Democrats need to fight back against MAGA by laughing at them, says MAGA is "dangerous" but Dems should still try laughing anyway.

"Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10."
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

How'd that Trumpcat meme go for them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

279 The Burning Bed (1984) Farrah Fawcett and Paul Le Mat star in this story of a battered wife setting the marital bed afire while her husband slept in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 03:17 PM (wVcYX)

280

"Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10."

If that is AOC's humorous take on things she needs to up her game.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 03:17 PM (PFs9e)

281 > She's gonna have to do it the Obama way, because there's no way Travesty Kelce is gonna be able to knock her up.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (dGCAG).

Heh... there was a bit in the Babylon Bee recently. Something like "Taylor Swift assures Travis Kelce that the big dumb jock she dumps in her latest song has nothing to do with him."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:18 PM (qpyNK)

282 I heard Hamas accepted Trump's ceasefire. Have they gone back on that for the 1000th time or is that still on?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)
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Wait until tomorrow to see.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:18 PM (krQz2)

283 She's the nonbinary disabled obese Latinx queer activist who had previously been the Democrats' pointcow for outreach to, get this, college-age men.
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That's a gay dude, right?

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2025 03:18 PM (TN0g+)

284 She's 35, a billionaire, her biological clock is probably screaming at her, and her career has been built around failed relationships.

Yeah her entire career is based around being slender and pretty and having an endless string of disastrous failures in relationships. Nearly all her songs are "he sucked" which in the words of Ron White: "if I f****d 437 guys and all of them were lousy, I'd think maybe its me"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:18 PM (dfIr7)

285 275 Abigail Spanberger worked at the Saudi government-run Islamic Saudi Academy just over a year post-9/11. When she began teaching there, the school was already well-known for its radical & hateful textbooks, links to Hamas, pro-jihad graduates, & more…
Posted by: SMOD
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And Dave Brat pointed this out in 2018. And in 2020, a mysterious thumb drive full of votes propelled her into reelection. Spanberger is a fake douchebag that wants Dems to lean into rage politics just like Jones took it to the next level to fantasize about killing his opponents.

Evil people.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:19 PM (WDjG6)

286 Mikie Sherrill gave an interview with Marcia Kramer, who I’m pretty certain is now a man. Anyway, she loved softball question after softball question. But then she asked what was the one thing she really wanted to do. It was a Kamala Harris moment. She really had no idea and was about to start humming The Wheels on the Bus.

Go find the interview. It’s golden. This lady is clueless.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2025 03:19 PM (RlrRT)

287 How'd that Trumpcat meme go for them.

I am baffled that they thought that turning Trump into an adorable cat was supposed to hurt him with voters LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (dfIr7)

288 Heh... there was a bit in the Babylon Bee recently. Something like "Taylor Swift assures Travis Kelce that the big dumb jock she dumps in her latest song has nothing to do with him."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Could a pre-nup forbid her from writing songs about him if they split up?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (8AONa)

289 Taylor Swift really should date Bob Dylan.

Just imagine the bitter breakup songs we'd get out of that relationship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (qpyNK)

290 Because she praises getting married and wanting to have babies, apparently.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1975275687683805653

I guess it's a problem when it becomes a cultural marker to be the single girlboss as the only valid form of femininity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

She's 35, a billionaire, her biological clock is probably screaming at her, and her career has been built around failed relationships. And the Swifties are shocked, SHOCKED that she might want a family.

Posted by: Human race is doomed at October 06, 2025 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

lol

The left put all their eggs in one soon-to-be menopausal basket case.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (i24o9)

291 23 My girlfriend said "Kiss me where it smells."
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 02:38 PM (o1u+L)

So I drove her to Everett.

(Washington state joke)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (qpyNK)

Ohio version of a similar joke. Attractive female hitchhiker gets a ride in Cincinnati north to Dayton. Halfway there the driver puts her hand on her knee.

She giggles 'that's okay, you can go farther!'

...so he drove her to Toledo.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (8avO+)

292 Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10.

The best humor is actually based on reality. You can do that with guys like Robert Reich and Stephanopolos because they are miniature people. But Stephen Miller is ordinary sized and the joke just doesn't land. Lefties cannot meme.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (dfIr7)
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Miller is at least 5-9. That's not tall, but not short either. I suspect that's average for men today. Miller looks kinda short because Trump and JD and others in that circle are tall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

293 289 Taylor Swift really should date Bob Dylan.

Just imagine the bitter breakup songs we'd get out of that relationship.
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Like Blood on the Curbside?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (AdHga)

294 Once mire, Aliens...

Mindy MF Robinson@iheartmandy

There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now, for a total of 7 by the end of the year.

It doesn't sound like they're behaving normally, with one comet only being just discovered this year...and one a couple of weeks ago, which seems odd. 🧐

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (TGPs7)

295 Kentucky, PLEASE PRIMARY MASSIE.

"Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., said on X: “Why are we in recess? Because the day we go back into session, I have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. @SpeakerJohnson doesn’t want that to be the news.”

Johnson denied that’s the reason.

“This has nothing to do with that,” he said Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “It’s another red herring. The reason the government is closed is because Chuck Schumer and 43 of his Democratic colleagues in the Senate have decided now to vote multiple times to keep the government closed.”"

(from NBCWashington.com...although the Massie X post is there) - Massie wants to give Dems a fig leaf in the shutdown and he is actively sabotaging MAGA...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

296 Oldcat, the hamassholes have demands they want to " negotiate ". Hamas wants Marwan Barghouti and 6 other deadly terrorists released.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (kurEY)

297 Abigail Spanberger is CIA to the core. Her entire campaign is one, big disinformation op. It's wholly created out of thin air.

If there's one thing the CIA knows how to do with perfection it's gaslighting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (Q4IgG)

298 If that is AOC's humorous take on things she needs to up her game.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She is a vile liar and altogether fake persona put together by media consultants from the Democrat Socialist Alliance (DSA). She avoids having to make insider trading disclosures of her boyfriend's investments by claiming they are not married.

Evil clowning witch being groomed for higher office.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (WDjG6)

299 lol

The left put all their eggs in one soon-to-be menopausal basket case.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (i24o9)

I remember as a young teenager learning all the info about bio clocks from the kids in the neighborhood and to watch out for those 30-35 year old women with baby fever. Amazing now that women don't get that info from anybody at all these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

300 Hollywood Actors Bring Back Soviet Era "Committee For The First Amendment"

... where were this "civil libtards" during the Biden censor regime ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

301 When I was in college in the early 80s the HP-41C calculator had come out (including keys for alphanumerics and a large horizontally-scrollable display) -- pricey too; I could only afford the 34C.

In our small physics class, we had self-divided into three different cliques, and each clique sat around different tables: I and my two closest friends always studied together and tested better than most; the only two females in the class (both named Julie) were the smartest and stuck together; and then the remaining seven students were close amongst each other but mediocre performers.

One day, the professor (a lefty loon hippie who never grew up) handed out a midterm exam and left the room.

My buddies and I, along with the two gals, were stunned to witness the mediocre group of seven passing around a 41C calculator cheating and sharing answers to various questions amongst each other (as this was a small liberal arts college with an honor code).

We were subsequently bound by that code to inform the professor -- who instead of giving them Zeros and F's or even informing the administration, just canceled the test and made us all retake the exam (and no calculators allowed anymore).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (1rIjH)

302 There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Just dildos orbiting the sun.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

303 I loved Char Cuterie when he was host of The Love Connection.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (o1u+L)

304 If there's one thing the CIA knows how to do with perfection it's gaslighting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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They are failing across the globe. Most recently in Georgia and Czech national elections. Getting rid of AID is going to leave a mark on their fraud and disinfo networks.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (WDjG6)

305 > Heh... there was a bit in the Babylon Bee recently. Something like "Taylor Swift assures Travis Kelce that the big dumb jock she dumps in her latest song has nothing to do with him."

Found it.

Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (qpyNK)

306 Oldcat, the hamassholes have demands they want to " negotiate ". Hamas wants Marwan Barghouti and 6 other deadly terrorists released.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (kurEY)

Ok, so its the same as the last 487 times. Israel to blame of course.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (8avO+)

307 You can do that with guys like Robert Reich and Stephanopolos because they are miniature people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (dfIr7)

Oh, hey, I met Robert Reich once. I saw him having trouble crossing the street, so I tossed him some climbing pitons and a rope so he could get up on the curb with the rest of us.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (dIske)

308 Comets were invented by black women.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (o1u+L)

309 Miller is at least 5-9. That's not tall, but not short either. I suspect that's average for men today

Yeah its roughly average. But like a lot of ditzy younger women, AOC doesn't know how tall anything is. They know that 6 feet is supposed to be tall so they want men to be that but couldn't identify it if they were put at gunpoint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (dfIr7)

310 I am baffled that they thought that turning Trump into an adorable cat was supposed to hurt him with voters LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM

These are the same people who are still trying to make TACO happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:24 PM (ySpAZ)

311 "Freedom" Shirts Reportedly Banned In Kansas Elementary Public School

“I just want to make sure that you have told your staff to not wear those ‘Freedom’ shirts to school anymore. Thank you.”

These are the William Wallace (played by Mel Gibson) shirts

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

312 There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Just dildos orbiting the sun.
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

Probably big Jupe or someone broke up a single somewhat larger green comet.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (8avO+)

313 (from NBCWashington.com...although the Massie X post is there) - Massie wants to give Dems a fig leaf in the shutdown and he is actively sabotaging MAGA...
Posted by: Nova Local
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He is making bank by doing so with big campaign donations flooding in.

Doubt it will save his seat though as he has to win his primary election next spring or so with already announced challengers.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (WDjG6)

314 The Miller joke fails on so many levels, a significant one being that for most normal voters, the only Steven Miller they know sang Fly Like an Eagle.
The Dems no longer have any clue what normal people do or talk about.

Posted by: Wally at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (7CamO)

315 There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now, for a total of 7 by the end of the year.

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Surf's up!

A "great wave" is traveling trough the Milky Way, moving thousands of stars as it goes

https://is.gd/IEbx4T

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

316 They are failing across the globe. Most recently in Georgia and Czech national elections. Getting rid of AID is going to leave a mark on their fraud and disinfo networks.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (WDjG6)

I don't know about that, there appear to be color revolutions popping up all over the world at the moment. They are acting like BLM riots and Red Army Faction riots way back when

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (rbvCR)

317 > She avoids having to make insider trading disclosures of her boyfriend's investments by claiming they are not married.

Is she still claiming that pudgy Birkenstock-wearing manlet is her "boyfriend"?

No woman in history has ever gotten wet for that dude.

Including her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (qpyNK)

318 Yeah its roughly average. But like a lot of ditzy younger women, AOC doesn't know how tall anything is. They know that 6 feet is supposed to be tall so they want men to be that but couldn't identify it if they were put at gunpoint.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

AOC probably doesn't even know how many inches are in a foot.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

319 Massie wants to give Dems a fig leaf in the shutdown and he is actively sabotaging MAGA

Massie posted a picture of a blue sky and said it was nice to see "no chemtrails" because of the government shutdown. not only are there planes still flying but chemtrails are a nutty conspiracy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

320 These are the same people who are still trying to make TACO happen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I see a few claiming to be on the Right that like to quote that Dem rhetoric. And those are exactly the people that glow or are fake shills.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (WDjG6)

321 Massie wants to give Dems a fig leaf in the shutdown and he is actively sabotaging MAGA...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

Except, of course, he's right.

Johnson is one of the blackmailed, and will do whatever he can to stop any efforts to reveal truth about who the sexual perverts are.

Although I doubt he's in Epstein's files, because I don't believe Johnson likes girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

322 The Burning Bed (1984) Farrah Fawcett and Paul Le Mat star in this story of a battered wife setting the marital bed afire while her husband slept in it.

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That's a good movie. Farrah Fawcett was excellent in that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (qBdHI)

323 Yes, but apparently everyone non-essential who work for the feds live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings, so a few weeks of not getting paid means that they'll all starve to death.

Went through multiple shutdowns, RIFs, commands that relocated across several states, and so on.

Everything and everybody will be fine.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (NFX2v)

324 The district that plush cutie is running for is Wesley Hunt's district. He just jumped into the senate race with McCornyn and Paxton.

My hunch is she don't have a chance.

Posted by: DanMan at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (8uzBS)

325
in the words of Ron White: "if I f****d 437 guys and all of them were lousy, I'd think maybe its me"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:18 PM

my favorite Ron White "off-hand" quip is "...I'm between 5'11" & 6'3", depending on which liquor store I'm walking out of"

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (tljrc)

326 I heard Hamas accepted Trump's ceasefire. Have they gone back on that for the 1000th time or is that still on?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)
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Hamas """accepted""" Trump's plan for ending the war and has graciously agreed for Israel to stop advancing in Gaza and killing Hamas members, but Hamas is disputing seemingly every point in Trump's plan, including the strict timeline on releasing all hostages after both sides agreed to the plan, the boundaries for Israeli control within the Gaza Strip during phase one of the plan, and eventual disarmament of Hamas.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (JDFXq)

327 Oldcat, the hamassholes have demands they want to " negotiate ". Hamas wants Marwan Barghouti and 6 other deadly terrorists released.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM

From an orbiting Blackhawk would be acceptable terms.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (ySpAZ)

328
AOC probably doesn't even know how many inches are in a foot.
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025

Too be fair, she probably hasn't seen her own feet in years

Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (y9ksN)

329 Wooster will do that to you...

chris@christopher911n

Worcester someone just jumped from 3rd floor in the courthouse

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

330 AOC probably doesn't even know how many inches are in a foot.

There was an extension to that post I didn't get into but yeah, 6" is another theoretical number I think

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (dfIr7)

331 Dems:

1 . Trump is going to be a dictator!!

2. TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)

3. Trump is going to be a dictator!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)

332 " ... ... where were this "civil libtards" during the Biden censor regime ?"

getting behind and pushing as hard as they could.

oh, and lying like rugs ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (K7MIk)

333 At this point why is Massie even bothering. He's been reduced to an annoyance in Republican circles and he'll likely lose the primary. The Dems are just using him , stripping him of any political purity as a "constitutionalist" he might have

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (pwtJC)

334 331 Dems:

1 . Trump is going to be a dictator!!

2. TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)

3. Trump is going to be a dictator!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)

=======

"Deporting non-criminal illegal aliens is tyranny designed to keep Trump in power forever!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

335 291 ...so he drove her to Toledo.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM (8avO+)

I spent a week in Toledo once.

It was the worst year of my life.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

336 The Burning Bed (1984) Farrah Fawcett and Paul Le Mat star in this story of a battered wife setting the marital bed afire while her husband slept in it.

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That's a good movie. Farrah Fawcett was excellent in that.
Posted by: Lady in Black

As I recall, it was her shot at becoming a "serious actress" following her Charlie's Angels days. Guess it worked.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

337 I don't know about that, there appear to be color revolutions popping up all over the world at the moment. They are acting like BLM riots and Red Army Faction riots way back when
Posted by: Kindltot

Both the new Czech president and the Georgia president want the war in Ukraine stopped and and are anti EU. The Moldova pro EU government barely won and only because of a flood of mail in ballots from outside the country supposedly by pro EU Moldovan expats.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (WDjG6)

338 Massie posted a picture of a blue sky and said it was nice to see "no chemtrails" because of the government shutdown. not only are there planes still flying but chemtrails are a nutty conspiracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

Did you consider he might be joking? Not about the government and chemtrails, that's not a "nutty conspiracy."

They're actually doing it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

339 > That's a good movie. Farrah Fawcett was excellent in that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (qBdHI)

Yeah, she was actually pretty good on the rare occasions she was given a good role.

Too bad her agents (or whoever) let her get typecast as a bimbo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (qpyNK)

340 321 Massie wants to give Dems a fig leaf in the shutdown and he is actively sabotaging MAGA...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

Except, of course, he's right.

Johnson is one of the blackmailed, and will do whatever he can to stop any efforts to reveal truth about who the sexual perverts are.

Although I doubt he's in Epstein's files, because I don't believe Johnson likes girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

That's what all the active RINOs used to say. Massie could sit on his hands and follow his leader's lead and then when the House is back, discharge his petition. But NO, he needs to make it a thing now, while Rs are 100% winning the shutdown conversation...b/c he's a paid DEM in RINO clothing. Either that, or it's all about him, and screw you constituents, b/c he's out to get paid and will take the payment of anyone who will send it, foreign or domestic...and say any blessed thing they want...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (tOcjL)

341 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Seriously. Makes life shittier. at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

342 There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now, for a total of 7 by the end of the year.

It doesn't sound like they're behaving normally, with one comet only being just discovered this year...and one a couple of weeks ago, which seems odd. 🧐
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:21 PM (TGPs7)

We've seen many comets break up into fragments on the way in. One comet that collided with Jupiter hit in 11 separate impact areas looking like a tommy gun shot up the planet.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (8avO+)

343 The Burning Bed (1984) Farrah Fawcett and Paul Le Mat star in this story of a battered wife setting the marital bed afire while her husband slept in it.
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I bet she couldn't sleep.

Posted by: Midnight Oil at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

344 At this point why is Massie even bothering. He's been reduced to an annoyance in Republican circles and he'll likely lose the primary.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (pwtJC)

Wishful thinking.

He's not going anywhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

345 Stephen Miller is a clown. I’ve never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he’s, like, 4′ 10.

==

Wow, that's like 4th grade "your mother wears combat boots" level humor. I expect nothing less from that donkey-fied mental midget.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

346 There are 3 green comets coming this way from the same part of the sky right now, for a total of 7 by the end of the year.
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Global Warming.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (krQz2)

347 333 At this point why is Massie even bothering. He's been reduced to an annoyance in Republican circles and he'll likely lose the primary. The Dems are just using him , stripping him of any political purity as a "constitutionalist" he might have
Posted by: Smell the Glove
--------
Money and vengeance. He is this cycle's Justin Amash--claiming virtue while making personal bank. I despise those types in politics. They should just admit they are often paid whores for special interests and skip the whole muh principles speeches to the rubes.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (WDjG6)

348 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.
Posted by: Seriously. Makes life shittier. at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (ySpAZ)

349 That's what all the active RINOs used to say. Massie could sit on his hands and follow his leader's lead and then when the House is back, discharge his petition. But NO, he needs to make it a thing now, while Rs are 100% winning the shutdown conversation...b/c he's a paid DEM in RINO clothing. Either that, or it's all about him, and screw you constituents, b/c he's out to get paid and will take the payment of anyone who will send it, foreign or domestic...and say any blessed thing they want...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (tOcjL)

all i've heard of him is pretty bad, and I'd think there would be more if he was decent. Seems like controlled opposition for Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

350 348 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.
Posted by: Seriously. Makes life shittier. at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM

I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (ySpAZ)

=====

Hey, at least you're not AtC short.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

351 I see Man Boobs.

Posted by: The Sixth Sense at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (rvwwT)

352 Massie posted a picture of a blue sky and said it was nice to see "no chemtrails" because of the government shutdown. not only are there planes still flying but chemtrails are a nutty conspiracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

I'm surprised Tucker or Candi haven't done a "documentary" on chem trails yet

Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (y9ksN)

353 In a "fit of honesty" ..

WashPost Editorial Board Says Obamacare ‘Was Never Actually Affordable’

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

354 That's what all the active RINOs used to say.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (tOcjL)

You're right, he is a RINO.

Because the Republican Party is corrupt beyond repair.

If I were him, I'd go independent, but he's a big boy, he can do what he wants.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

355 347 333 At this point why is Massie even bothering. He's been reduced to an annoyance in Republican circles and he'll likely lose the primary. The Dems are just using him , stripping him of any political purity as a "constitutionalist" he might have
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Money and vengeance. He is this cycle's Justin Amash--claiming virtue while making personal bank. I despise those types in politics. They should just admit they are often paid whores for special interests and skip the whole muh principles speeches to the rubes.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (WDjG6)

His wife must have been the actual conservative of the family. Wife's Mech E from MIT would make sense. Massie mouthed the words while his wife was alive, and now he's letting his true colors show.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (tOcjL)

356 Hey, at least you're not AtC short.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM

So I've got that going for me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (ySpAZ)

357 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.

--

My brother is about 5'5". I've always been taller than him. There is some truth to it when I say I think it affected him negatively on a personal level.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (qBdHI)

358 Whig, I am thinking Morocco, Italy, Nepal, Madagascar and other charming spots. The most recent Italian one was about Greta the blessed and her aidless aid flotilla getting seized like they were doing something.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (rbvCR)

359 I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I've met you. You did not strike me as particularly short.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

360 Interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS Shows "Extreme Negative Polarization".

... like we don't have enough polarization, we get interstellar polarization

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

361 Massie also ... not very bright

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (emBoF)

362 >One comet that collided with Jupiter hit in 11 separate impact areas looking like a tommy gun shot up the planet.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (8avO+)

Shoemaker-Levy.

I remember seeing footage from NASA/JPL of a bunch of scientists watching that... might has well have been Beavis and Butthead chortling and saying "Whoa! That was cool!".

Guys are guys, no matter how many degrees they have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (qpyNK)

363 I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (ySpAZ)

Now there's a man I can look up to.

One of the really painful parts is getting the empty assurance "oh it doesn't matter." Yes it fucking does. A rather disproportionate amount in fact.

Posted by: Gonna find a stepladder and jump off at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (TbWk/)

364 Both the new Czech president and the Georgia president want the war in Ukraine stopped and and are anti EU. The Moldova pro EU government barely won and only because of a flood of mail in ballots from outside the country supposedly by pro EU Moldovan expats.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (WDjG6)

Second time in about a year, and didn't they cancel one of the candidates with the most votes too?

They also refused to count any Moldovan expats in Russia both times.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)

365 > That's a good movie. Farrah Fawcett was excellent in that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:26 PM (qBdHI)

Yeah, she was actually pretty good on the rare occasions she was given a good role.

Too bad her agents (or whoever) let her get typecast as a bimbo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (qpyNK)

The downside of being all hair and nipples.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (wVcYX)

366 Either that, or it's all about him, and screw you constituents, b/c he's out to get paid and will take the payment of anyone who will send it, foreign or domestic...and say any blessed thing they want...
Posted by: Nova Local
=======
Yep, you have got it right. The most posing virtuous types are actually the dirtiest pos types in Congress whether Dems or GOP. And I know that from personal experience around Congressional critters on the House floor and from other staffers.

Hey rube speeches are where one has to examine whether the listener is in fact a rube themselves.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (WDjG6)

367 Both the new Czech president and the Georgia president want the war in Ukraine stopped and and are anti EU. The Moldova pro EU government barely won and only because of a flood of mail in ballots from outside the country supposedly by pro EU Moldovan expats.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:28 PM (WDjG6)

My dream solution is a Mitteleuropa trade treaty system from the Baltic to the Adriatic.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (rbvCR)

368 Comets were invented by black women.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:23 PM (o1u+L)

---------------

But I've been assured that comets are racist.

Oh wait, that tracks ... nevermind!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (1rIjH)

369 I don't know about that, there appear to be color revolutions popping up all over the world at the moment. They are acting like BLM riots and Red Army Faction riots way back when
Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:25 PM (rbvCR)

You’re not wrong. I think the present times are reminiscent of 1983 when the FRG government gave the go ahead to deploy Pershing 2s. (The Left, many of whom were inspired and backed by the KGB, rioted; the FRG was of the mind “People voted for this; send in the water cannons.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (c44Rp)

370 The thing about CIA ops... you will never know if they were successful or failures based on the outcome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)

371 Worcester someone just jumped from 3rd floor in the courthouse
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

I hope it's not Aidan Kearney. He has ignited a sh!tstorm lately.

I think his court appearances are in a different county though

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

372 341 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.
Posted by: Seriously. Makes life shittier. at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (TbWk/)
_____________________________

Well, that's one way to look at it and contemplate while you sit comfortably on any plane seat, train seat, car seat, bus seat; don't bang your head on all the door jambs across Europe, or have a less chance of heart disease in your golden years. And, you can buy clothes off the rack.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2025 03:35 PM (dIske)

373 310 I am baffled that they thought that turning Trump into an adorable cat was supposed to hurt him with voters LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:20 PM

These are the same people who are still trying to make TACO happen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:24 PM (ySpAZ)
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That cat meme was so fetch.

Posted by: Democrats at October 06, 2025 03:35 PM (36PRH)

374 Just a few days ago, I read a leftie decrying MAGA for too quickly jumping to conclusions that a leftie assassinated Charlie Kirk before we even knew who did it.

Today's lefties asked us to hold their beer as we don't even know it was arson on the judge's house.

One thing you know about an assassin's bullet, is that it was man-caused. Not so much a house blowing up.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)

375 It is not the Paolo's, how you say, vertical dimension that delights the ladies.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

376 That fat pig is running for TX-38?

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (c44Rp)

377 AOC probably doesn't even know how many inches are in a foot.
Posted by: Bulg

Too be fair, she probably hasn't seen her own feet in years
Posted by: Josephistan

I'm sure her rack gets in the way, but she should have seen them passing by her ears now and then.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (37PGd)

378 Second time in about a year, and didn't they cancel one of the candidates with the most votes too?

They also refused to count any Moldovan expats in Russia both times.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Romania I think and mebbe Moldova. Eastern Europe is getting tired of the bullshit and withdrawal of AID money is accelerating the collapse of governments like France, UK, and Germany I suspect along with the batshit refusal to make uturns on impoverishing policies for citizens.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (WDjG6)

379

AOC is *nnnnnneeeiigghhhh* not funny.

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (g6TN6)

380 The Patriot Oasis@ThePatriotOasis

BREAKING: Grammy Award-winning Country Music singer Zach Bryan releases a new song called "Bad News," where he bashes federal ICE agents. Bryan claims that the Red, White, and Blue is "Fading"

“And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door—The fading of the red, white, and blue”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (TGPs7)

381 I've met you. You did not strike me as particularly short.
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM

I'm 5'6". Not Robert Reichhhhhhhh short, but still on the left tail of the Bell Curve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (ySpAZ)

382 fired Democrat young male outreach coordinator Olivia Julianna is preparing a RUN FOR CONGRESS
.....

"She's perfect!" - DNC

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (UjdFS)

383 Wow, that's like 4th grade "your mother wears combat boots" level humor. I expect nothing less from that donkey-fied mental midget.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

Her mom cooks tripas uncleaned.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (rbvCR)

384 1/2

I have had such a terrible week. I'm under great stress, can't sleep. Yesterday, I walked out of a store, forgetting to take the groceries I paid for. Today I got cigs at the convenience store, and forgot to pay. I drove around to my doctor and vet to give them my new email address, in person, so they knew it was really me, and not the hacker who could possibly be impersonating me since last Tuesday. I have no evidence of it yet, but I have to be extremely cautious like never before.

I went to the library to print out the screeds I penned in an 9-hour long OCD mania last nite, instead of sleeping, about 10000 words of it. I got home and thought I left my USB key behind, the worst possible mistake of my whole stupid life. It would have been better off for me to leave my wallet, cash, and credit cards there, instead of that damn key! I prayed mightily.

The library didn't have it. I always feared I would make that lethal mistake, and now I had! I rushed home, praying again it would be there in the bowl I drop my street paraphernalia in when I get in the house. It wasn't.

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (qY2nQ)

385 Wooster will do that to you...

chris@christopher911n

Worcester someone just jumped from 3rd floor in the courthouse
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

Same thing happened in 2016. Weird.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (o1u+L)

386 I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:30 PM (ySpAZ)

Now there's a man I can look up to.

One of the really painful parts is getting the empty assurance "oh it doesn't matter." Yes it fucking does. A rather disproportionate amount in fact.

-----

What rankles me is the short girls who insist on dating guys taller than 6 feet. The fact that I'm taller than her still doesn't make a difference.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (y9ksN)

387 2/2

Then I searched my pockets again, and there it was deep in my shirt pocket. Truly a miracle and a gift from God!

I fell to my knees and thanked God for the undeserved grace he gives me. I wept and prayed I would return to reading His Word every day again. I begged forgiveness for being a lifelong GIANT asshole. Amen.

I ask you guys to please forgive me for the same thing. I need friends.

And I need sleep so badly

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (qY2nQ)

388 In a "fit of honesty" ..

WashPost Editorial Board Says Obamacare ‘Was Never Actually Affordable’
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

Well, now. Where were these nicklefuckers in 2009, 16 years ago? Buncha food trough wipers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (wVcYX)

389 These are the same people who are still trying to make TACO happen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:24 PM (ySpAZ)
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Simultaneously trying to make TACO happen, and telling us Trump is really serious about becoming a dictator because he added gold to the Oval Office.

I guess if Trump Always Chickens Out, they don't have much to worry about, do they?

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)

390 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.

--

My brother is about 5'5". I've always been taller than him. There is some truth to it when I say I think it affected him negatively on a personal level.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (qBdHI)

In Europe where the height in CM the huge bias for 6 foot men is much diluted because its 185cm or something. Sure women prefer a taller and presumably stronger dude to match up with, but the modern computer-driven desire to put a round number on it in feet has really skewed the dating pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (8avO+)

391 RMBS, your scintillating conversation and good humor make you a giant.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (kurEY)

392 labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.

Yeah I feel for my shorter brothers. I used to be nearly 6'3 and women would compliment me for it, like I had anything to do with it. "Well aren't you a tall drink of water!" Lady its not like I was laying on a rack 3 days a week to get tall.

The height thing is ridiculous. Yeah, if you're 3'8 you've got limitations but being 5'5 is not particularly short or even significant. Through most of human history I'd be freakish and you'd be ordinary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (dfIr7)

393
My dream solution is a Mitteleuropa trade treaty system from the Baltic to the Adriatic.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (rbvCR)

I’d settle for the EU going back to being the Common Market once again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (c44Rp)

394 > and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.
Posted by: Seriously. Makes life shittier. at October 06, 2025 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

You could visit Japan or the Philippines or some other Asian location where there are bevies of lovely and lonely ladies who won't see you as short.

Just a thought, mang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (qpyNK)

395 I'm surprised Tucker or Candi haven't done a "documentary" on chem trails yet
Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (y9ksN)

Alex Jones has.

I am so old I remember when you all hated Alex Jones because he was a loon.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (rbvCR)

396 381 I'm 5'6". Not Robert Reichhhhhhhh short, but still on the left tail of the Bell Curve.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (ySpAZ)

Short enough to apply for citizenship in Lilliput.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 03:38 PM (UnA8+)

397 314 The Miller joke fails on so many levels, a significant one being that for most normal voters, the only Steven Miller they know sang Fly Like an Eagle.
The Dems no longer have any clue what normal people do or talk about.
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He's a picker

Posted by: pudinhead at October 06, 2025 03:38 PM (AdHga)

398 In a "fit of honesty" ..

WashPost Editorial Board Says Obamacare ‘Was Never Actually Affordable’
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2025 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

Well, now. Where were these nicklefuckers in 2009, 16 years ago? Buncha food trough wipers!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (wVcYX)

Translation: Wash Post reporters report that they have been incompetent or bribed for 16 years at least.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:38 PM (8avO+)

399 357 Being height-challenged sucks though. You end up sucking hind teat for life, you're socially invisible, labeled by both men and women as worthless and not a man because you aren't tall, and there is literally not a fucking thing you can do about it.

--

My brother is about 5'5". I've always been taller than him. There is some truth to it when I say I think it affected him negatively on a personal level.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2025 03:32 PM (qBdHI)

Being a shortarse myself, I think most of the battle is not giving a shit. Yes, there are practical realities; if you're not a multimillionaire or famous, your dating pool is reduced etc. But I've never lacked romantic opportunities (and I'm not Mr. Charisma), and most of us hobbits don't die alone, unloved and friendless. Most people are dealt less than a perfect hand, and you just have to do the best with what you have.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
bleh to hominy at October 06, 2025 03:38 PM (hG7ox)

400 370 The thing about CIA ops... you will never know if they were successful or failures based on the outcome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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The truth is all fake and gay ops end up failing because if not based on truth, rectification gets their ass.

Read enough intel histories across nations and you find out clownish criminals and dunces galore that can't find their ass with both hands. Their rare successes, if not compatible with a country, end up failing over the short or long run.

That sort of shit is seductive if you think of them as smart. I went to grad school with several CIA operators and they ain't the ones that I would put at the top of the scale.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:39 PM (WDjG6)

401 RMBS, your scintillating conversation and good humor make you a giant.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:39 PM (ySpAZ)

402 “And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door—The fading of the red, white, and blue”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (TGPs7)
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He'd better hope he can lose fans over his little flex.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

403 Posted by: gp at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (qY2nQ)

That sounds like it sucked huge sweaty Olivia Julianna balls. We all need friends. And sleep. Both tend to be in short supply at all the worst times.

Posted by: Go sleep with a friend at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

404 386 What rankles me is the short girls who insist on dating guys taller than 6 feet. The fact that I'm taller than her still doesn't make a difference.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (y9ksN)

It's because "6-6-6" (Hey, there's that number again) is the minimum standard now.

6 feet, 6 figures, 6-inch minimum.

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

405 My dream solution is a Mitteleuropa trade treaty system from the Baltic to the Adriatic.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:34 PM (rbvCR)

I’d settle for the EU going back to being the Common Market once again.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (c44Rp)

Nah, you have to tear all the EU, the component states and probably local government down to bedrock to fix it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

406 BREAKING: Grammy Award-winning Country Music singer Zach Bryan releases a new song called "Bad News," where he bashes federal ICE agents. Bryan claims that the Red, White, and Blue is "Fading"

“And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door—The fading of the red, white, and blue”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (TGPs7)

When Mr. Bryan tries to bypass CBP at a port of entry after flying back from a vacation overseas, or nearby, I will believe him. Not a second before.

I can’t understand why showing a passport to a CBP agent at a port of entry is so deeply upsetting.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (c44Rp)

407 Short enough to apply for citizenship in Lilliput.
Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 03:38 PM

Or president of the Lollipop Guild if I were a union type.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (ySpAZ)

408 I'm not tall at all and I like guys around 5-8 to 5-10! leave the tall guys for the tall girls, they need em more than I do!

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (emBoF)

409 the modern computer-driven desire to put a round number on it in feet has really skewed the dating pool.

I agree. I get women wanting a man taller than them, for a variety of reasons (feels safer, someone to literally look up to, etc). Fine, you can't do anything about that feminine preference. Its like guys liking big breasts, okay flat top girls I feel for you and understand the surgery thing. Its not fair, but most guys are like that and its just how it is.

But "taller than me" doesn't mean "must be 6'7". If you're an average woman in the USA you're around 5'5. So if he's 5'6, you win. You don't need Lurch to feel safe and protected. Especially tiny girls, those 5'2 pixies, let the tall girls get the tall men.

Tall girls really suffer in life, like short guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:41 PM (dfIr7)

410 361 Massie also ... not very bright
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He wasn't always this way. I think the untimely death of his wife broke his mind.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 03:41 PM (Dv3i1)

411 Trump is a dictator?

>Pennsylvania counties with established local Human Relations Commissions (HRCs) include Montgomery, Delaware, and Lehigh, along with several townships in Bucks County like Newtown and Cheltenham, and Doylestown Borough.

Picking 'citizens' to sit on the local commissions. It'll be thumbs up or down like the Coliseums, I imagine.

And,
>Governor Shapiro Signs Executive Order Safeguarding Pennsylvanians’ Access to Vaccines and Protecting Families’ Freedom to Make Their Own Health Care Decisions.

As RFK Jr. and the Trump Administration continue to sow confusion and chaos around vaccines, Governor Shapiro is directing his Administration to protect vaccine access, update regulations where necessary, and provide clear, evidence-based guidance to Pennsylvanians.

Executive Order 2025-02(opens in a new tab) ensures children, families, and seniors have continued access to safe, effective vaccines and directs state agencies to align with leading medical experts to safeguard Pennsylvanians’ health.

October 01, 2025

And lock your dumb ass in if the dubious, local Boards of Health so decide.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (NFX2v)

412 I once dated a girl who was taller than I. (I was 6'2" at the time.) I generally prefer taller women, but I have to admit that I found it a little unnerving.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

413
I ask you guys to please forgive me for the same thing. I need friends.

And I need sleep so badly

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2025 03:36 PM (qY2nQ)

The brain can deteriorate in short order if not taken care of. And can manifest manic symptoms when highly stressed, improperly slept and fed, and with substances added. So, having seen this before, I would suggest getting a mental health consult (maybe through telehealth, if in person is too hard) if only to see if they can help with the stress and sleep. For the brain to slow back down, you need to slow your body back down and get it back in routine.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (tOcjL)

414 20 The Donald needs to give domestic problems 100% of his time and energy. Let Bibi take care of the Gaza.
Posted by: Kingsman at October 06, 2025 02:37 PM (ehY6c)

I can’t understand why people don’t grasp the truth: the Outside World, and the Enemy, get votes. Like it or not it must be dealt with.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (c44Rp)

415 most of us hobbits don't die alone, unloved and friendless

I have resigned myself largely to accepting this fate. Doesn't make it painless though.

Posted by: Pain. It's what's for dinner. at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

416 Most people are dealt less than a perfect hand, and you just have to do the best with what you have.

Its the asysmmetrical thing, chicks dig that, apparently based on romantasy books :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (dfIr7)

417 409 Tall girls really suffer in life, like short guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2025 03:41 PM (dfIr7)

Well, that to start with, they're probably not girls...

Posted by: XTC at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

418 What I saw on X this morning was kind of funny.

It was the Vatican City policy on border-jumpers. They are talking a couple 1000 Euros fines and even jail time.

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (krQz2)

419 I’d settle for the EU going back to being the Common Market once again.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:37 PM (c44Rp)

That would mean Queen Ursula would have not kingdom or secret police of her own, and Brussels would have to go back to just being the Choclatiers of a continent.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (rbvCR)

420 And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door—The fading of the red, white, and blue”
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ICE isn't coming to bust down my door. Screw you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (Dv3i1)

421 NOOD Shitcago ICE

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (1rIjH)

422 Oops, off Paolo sock!

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

423 The truth is all fake and gay ops end up failing because if not based on truth, rectification gets their ass.

Read enough intel histories across nations and you find out clownish criminals and dunces galore that can't find their ass with both hands. Their rare successes, if not compatible with a country, end up failing over the short or long run.

That sort of shit is seductive if you think of them as smart. I went to grad school with several CIA operators and they ain't the ones that I would put at the top of the scale.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:39 PM (WDjG6)

SF writer Keith Laumer wrote tons of SF in universes where the CDT "Corps Diplomatique Terrestrine" was all powerful militarily but the diplomats and bureaucrats kept messing it up aside from one junior diplomat Retief saving the day. The author worked in the Diplomatic Service for years.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)

424 Or president of the Lollipop Guild if I were a union type.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2025 03:40 PM (ySpAZ)

If it's a voluntary professional organization or a 501(c)(6) that's ok.

Posted by: Promoting suckers at October 06, 2025 03:44 PM (TbWk/)

425 Governor Shapiro Signs Executive Order Safeguarding Pennsylvanians’ Access to Vaccines and Protecting Families’ Freedom to Make Their Own Health Care Decisions.

Funny how the "you have to take the clot shot to keep working" people are now arguing they need the "
Freedom to Make Their Own Health Care Decisions"

I thought the government knew best? Sorry Karen, but the government is moving at the speed of science and has changed its recommendations. Though the only shame here is RFK didn't ban the clot shot completely...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2025 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

426 I once dated a girl who was taller than I. (I was 6'2" at the time.) I generally prefer taller women, but I have to admit that I found it a little unnerving.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 06, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)
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Somebody is obviously socking The Paolo!

Posted by: Axeman at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (krQz2)

427 That would mean Queen Ursula would have not kingdom or secret police of her own, and Brussels would have to go back to just being the Choclatiers of a continent.
____

Chocolate is forbidden in Islam!
- Lunatic Imam in charge of Brussels (probably)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (Dv3i1)

428 And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door—The fading of the red, white, and ~~blue~~ GREEN

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (rbvCR)

429 266 Texas district 38 is Katy and the surrounding area.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (kurEY)

Wesley Hunt’s district. I had to look it up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (c44Rp)

430 Maybe I should start identifying as a Minotaur with big dick. Apparently they get alot of action.

Posted by: Thats what the stories say at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

431 SF writer Keith Laumer wrote tons of SF in universes where the CDT "Corps Diplomatique Terrestrine" was all powerful militarily but the diplomats and bureaucrats kept messing it up aside from one junior diplomat Retief saving the day. The author worked in the Diplomatic Service for years.
Posted by: Oldcat

Keith Laumer was a helluva writer. One of his Retief books is hilarious as he slipped a long running dirty joke in the whole book if you actually phonically try to pronounce the names in it. He served in Burma among other places.

Story goes, his Bolo series was based in part of on his impression of tank power during WWII infantry training when he was in a trench and a tank went over the trench.

He also had a damn fine vintage Camaro collection. RIP Keith. Gave me lots of entertainment and food for thought over the years reading your books.

H. Beam Piper is another classic 50's and 60's writer with much the same dry humor if often much more serious plots. His cowritten Planet for Texans though is hilarious. Similar to the Retief stories.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:48 PM (WDjG6)

432 Confident short dudes can be very unnerving.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:48 PM (o1u+L)

433
Run, Julianna, Run!

Waddle, if you must!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 06, 2025 03:49 PM (xG4kz)

434 266 Texas district 38 is Katy and the surrounding area.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2025 03:15 PM (kurEY)

Wesley Hunt’s district. I had to look it up.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 06, 2025 03:45 PM (c44Rp)

With the redistricting the Dems decided to put her up as a sacrificial lamb for one of the districts.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

435 Shameful.

Are there any Chicago police who are ashamed? Or, are they too scared to admit this?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 03:50 PM (6PCLE)

436 Luke Bryan's a lib, huh? What a surprise. I believe he was on some show like 20 years ago, like The Apprentice or Masterchef or something (as a guest to help out, not a contestant) and oh man what a cocky cold blooded faggot piece of shit..

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2025 03:51 PM (o1u+L)

437 H. Beam Piper is another classic 50's and 60's writer with much the same dry humor if often much more serious plots. His cowritten Planet for Texans though is hilarious. Similar to the Retief stories.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2025 03:48 PM (WDjG6)

Also known as "Lone Star Planet".

an interesting thing in the book is that the Human base government of the region of space had just recently changed the name of the Department of Defense to Department of Aggression.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

438 Oops...above comment in wrong post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2025 03:53 PM (6PCLE)

439 422 Oops, off Paolo sock!
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2025 03:43 PM (77rzZ)
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The Paolo does sometimes forget to remove the sock when answering the door.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 06, 2025 03:57 PM (36PRH)

440 If Jabba the Hut wine Tx-38, does that count as a 2 seat pickup?

Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 06, 2025 06:07 PM (ZymR0)

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