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Daily Tech News 6 October 2025

Top Story

  • In May, OpenAI, which has never made a profit, spent $6.5 billion to buy Jony Ive's company io, which has never made a product. The first device to ship from the partnership? Anyone's guess, they're out of ideas. (Tech Crunch) (archive site)
    The FT now says that OpenAI and Ive aim to create "a palm-sized device without a screen that can take audio and visual cues from the physical environment and respond to users' requests."
    A phone? I'm told those already exist.
    But unresolved issues around the device's "personality," how it handles privacy, and computing infrastructure might delay the launch.
    Good grief, they've created the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
    "Listen," said Ford, who was still engrossed in the sales brochure, "they make a big thing of the ship's cybernetics. A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature." "GPP feature?" said Arthur. "What's that?"
    "Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities."
    "Oh," said Arthur, "sounds ghastly."
    A voice behind them said, "It is." The voice was low and hopeless and accompanied by a slight clanking sound. They span round and saw an abject steel man standing hunched in the doorway.
    "What?" they said.
    "Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it. Look at this door," he said, stepping through it. The irony circuits cut into his voice modulator as he mimicked the style of the sales brochure. "All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
    As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it. "Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!" it said.


Tech News

  • Intel is reportedly planning to pack 12 graphics cores into its next-generation Panther Lake laptop chips. (WCCFTech)

    That will give them 50% more hardware than the existing Lunar Lake series, which relies on fast on-package LPDDR5X memory to keep the graphics engine fed, and delivers close to AMD levels of graphics performance.

    Panther Lake will support regular DDR5 RAM so we'll see if this works or if it ends up hopelessly bandwidth-constrained.

    Reminder that this is the same chip that will only have four full-size CPU cores. Up to 16 in total, but the remainder will all be either E cores (efficiency, half as fast) or LP cores (low power, even slower).


  • A fire has destroyed the South Korean government's cloud storage system. They don't have a backup. (Korea JoongAng Daily)

    Government workers - 750,000 of them - were encouraged to store work documents on the government-run cloud service because... Nobody has ever made an adage of putting all your eggs in one basket, right?

    Just to be clear, this is for working documents for individual staff members; the usual fleet of government databases are stored separately and did not go up in smoke yet.


  • How did Amazon become so rubbish, and how to fix it? (The Guardian)

    It's a Cory Doctorow article, so we know the answer won't be specific antitrust action against the purported monopoly, but communism for everyone.
    This flywheel is the direct product of a radical legal theory that has had the world in its grip since the late 1970s. From the 1890s until the Jimmy Carter administration, US corporations' power was blunted by antitrust law, which treated large companies as threats simply because they were large.
    That claim is partly true. The period from the 1930s to the 1970s was indeed marked by radical antitrust actions, leading Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart to remark: The sole consistency that I can find [in U.S. merger law] is that in litigation under [the Clayton Act], the Government always wins.
    A rival - and frankly terrible - theory of antitrust law says that the only time a government should intervene against a monopolist is when it is sure that the monopolist is using its scale to raise prices or lower quality.
    This is obviously the correct approach and indeed the method used in prior decades was discarded because it was inconsistent, unproductive, and unconstitutional, things Mr Doctorow doesn't appear to consider a problem.


  • Opera wants you to pay $20 per month for its new AI browser. (Bleeping Computer)

    No.

    See how easy this is, Cory?


  • You know, maybe it is a bubble after all. (MSN)

    Ya think?


Musical Interlude




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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 guten morgen, horde

Posted by: clarence at October 06, 2025 04:01 AM (gatCI)

2 Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:02 AM (a1415)

3 called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at October 06, 2025 04:02 AM (gatCI)

4 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 04:03 AM (K7MIk)

5 Morning all!

I went outside today.

It's overrated.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:04 AM (BLOW1)

6 On the upside, I did walk five miles, and only had trouble in the last quarter mile, which was uphill through the snow carrying four potted plants, so health-wise I seem to be pretty much back.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

7 Also it was not, technically, snowing.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:08 AM (BLOW1)

8 So prior to focusing on a NAS/NUC combination to support my concept of storing and streaming roughly 1,000 DVD/Blu-Rays, and maybe 500 CD's..

I'm wondering if I need to upgrade the WiFi within the house to support it.

Currently I have five Netgear routers, one as the main unit, the remainder in access point mode, and connected via Cat 5e ethernet going through a powered ethernet switch.

Almost impossible to upgrade the ethernet to Cat 6.

All the routers are WiFi 6, so I don't know if I really need to do anything to improve things in that respect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:09 AM (a1415)

9 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2025 04:10 AM (+qU29)

10 w00t

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 04:10 AM (aURVT)

11 Pixy,
Glad to see that your health is returning.

Five miles, uphill both ways, with the snow blowing in your face, and barefoot is not a small feat of accomplishment.
Especially carrying five palm trees.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:11 AM (a1415)

12 Had not seen that video for the song. It would have been better had the singer been choreographed better or just done voice over the dancer in black.

Posted by: clarence at October 06, 2025 04:12 AM (gatCI)

13 Thanks for the lively music selection. Pixy. I have to say "Funkytown" is on my list as one of the most overplayed songs when I was much younger. I didn't play it ,but it was everywhere

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:15 AM (8Xy/A)

14 Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

Wow; That's quite something . Is this a regular workout routine? 😉 Glad you are feeling better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:16 AM (8Xy/A)

15 and did not go up in smoke yet.

/snrk

Posted by: clarence at October 06, 2025 04:17 AM (gatCI)

16 8 Currently I have five Netgear routers, one as the main unit, the remainder in access point mode, and connected via Cat 5e ethernet going through a powered ethernet switch.

Almost impossible to upgrade the ethernet to Cat 6.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


You'll likely be fine for streaming.

Bad news: Good fast WiFi is increasingly moving to 2.5Gb for its wired component.

Good news: Cat 5e supports 2.5Gb just fine (and will probably support 5Gb as well), and 2.5Gb switches are pretty cheap now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:17 AM (BLOW1)

17 5 Morning all!

I went outside today.

It's overrated.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:04 AM (BLOW1)

I did that yesterday and a cloud of skeeter-like thingies descended on me.

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 04:18 AM (aURVT)

18 So our son was busy yesterday, spending quality time with several thousand of his closest friends, and the President of the United States.

One video he sent us from Naval Station Norfolk only had about 9 people between him and the stage where the President was speaking.

While there are certainly many perfumed princes that are not exactly onboard with the concept of a military which focuses on leadership and lethality, the deck plate Sailors seem to be incredibly positive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:20 AM (a1415)

19 I need to ease on into the morning with a harp. I find it fascinating that the man playing the harp made it himself:

https://tinyurl.com/2ecf5a5d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:20 AM (ix8EF)

20 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:20 AM (a1415)

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:21 AM (ix8EF)

21 "Good news: Cat 5e supports 2.5Gb just fine (and will probably support 5Gb as well),"

So...no need to tear out the walls?

Be still, my beating heart!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:22 AM (a1415)

22 Yeah, one of the big reasons why they added two speeds between 1Gb and 10Gb was the huge installed base of Cat5e cable.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:23 AM (BLOW1)

23 Unfortunately, with Spectrum as my ISP, best I can get from the modem out is 800mbps down and a scant 25mbps up.

But for actual streaming within the home, I think that everything will ride on the WiFi system itself, and only be capped by what the home side of the modem can carry.

Still learning all this stuff, and I need to spend less time cleaning the birdbath, and more time learning technical things.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:26 AM (a1415)

24 Devotional on "The two house builders" and God as father

Matthew 7:24-27:

https://tinyurl.com/z6wrvb3c

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:26 AM (ix8EF)

25 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2025 04:31 AM (XQo4F)

26 6 health-wise I seem to be pretty much back
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

Yay!

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 04:32 AM (aURVT)

27 Just looked up the estimated amount of Cat 5e cable installed in the world.

Nobody quite knows, but the answer is probably in the tens of millions of miles.

So it was a significant consideration in the design of 2.5Gb and 5Gb Ethernet.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 04:33 AM (BLOW1)

28 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2025 04:38 AM (sAmhv)

29 After yesterday, IF I were into the NFL, I could probably free up some time by not having to watch Raven's games.

But, I'm not really into the National Felon League.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:40 AM (a1415)

30 Government workers - 750,000 of them - were encouraged to store work documents on the government-run cloud service because... Nobody has ever made an adage of putting all your eggs in one basket, right?
............................................
It will never happen to us!

Posted by: DoD at October 06, 2025 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

31 25 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering
.....................................
VIA doesn't have the time to clean you. Stop nagging.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2025 04:49 AM (sAmhv)

32 Attorney General of VA- Miyares- responds to his Democrat opponent:

https://tinyurl.com/2ecf5a5d

Miyares sounds like a fine man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 04:49 AM (lQ+/f)

33 Long way to go and short time to get there

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2025 04:51 AM (+qU29)

34 Safe trip, Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2025 04:52 AM (K7MIk)

35

Good morning, good people, from the Fall Adirondacks.

Finally.

2 things today, 1st may all your efforts on all days be rewarded with maximum benefit plus grievous heartburn for the leftwit fungi who plague us.

2nd, Windows 11 and CNN fellate rotted maggot penis.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 06, 2025 04:54 AM (vFbHf)

36 31 25 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering
.....................................
VIA doesn't have the time to clean you. Stop nagging.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2025 04:49 AM (sAmhv)

hahahaha
I saw that, too.

I need to spend less time cleaning the birdbath
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:26 AM (a1415)

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 04:55 AM (aURVT)

37 https://tinyurl.com/4rbr8ca8

Corrected link for Miyares.

Sorry about the problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 05:00 AM (PFs9e)

38 I do love the Grauniad's little please give us money screed at the bottom of the page whining about "muh democratic" norms dying in the US and how they're totally for free speech. The irony of that coming from them and in light of all that's happening over in the UK as of late is so thick you could drive a nail into it and hang a 8 foot portrait of the Autopen President from it.

Posted by: Thorsthimble at October 06, 2025 05:07 AM (66+5p)

39 I guess the French Prime Minister has just resigned a few hours ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 05:17 AM (a1415)

40
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2025 05:17 AM (tljrc)

41 And a mass shooting in Montgomery Al. has left two dead, with a dozen wounded.

Rival gang shoot-out, apparently.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 05:18 AM (a1415)

42 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

---

Douglas Adams was taken from us far too soon.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 06, 2025 05:19 AM (O7YUW)

43 Yesterday's psalm was 144. Verse 7 and 11. It speaks of "strange children". Spouse laughed . No, he really doesn't think they're strange. Loud and difficult sometimes. Anyway, I thought G&C would laugh a bit as well.

"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 05:22 AM (Nx5jP)

44 Sorry; G & R. Not G & C.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 05:23 AM (Nx5jP)

45 To sleep, perchance to dream.

fin.

Posted by: clarence at October 06, 2025 05:24 AM (gatCI)

46 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 06, 2025 05:27 AM (hoCmQ)

47 @43/FenelonSpoke: *heh* Oh, I've run into some strange ones too. :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 06, 2025 05:32 AM (O7YUW)

48 @33/Skip: "Long way to go and short time to get there"

Earworm accomplished Skip. Dang it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 06, 2025 05:34 AM (O7YUW)

49 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 06, 2025 05:32 AM (O7YUW

I told spouse. He laughed😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 05:34 AM (PFs9e)

50 Time for the morning walk.


BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 05:38 AM (a1415)

51 Good morning, one and all! I am back from the trip to Maine which was absolutely beautiful this time of year. And my section is important enough to be working during the Schumer Shutdown so I now go back to earning money to pay for my trip.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2025 05:38 AM (svLOV)

52 The Grauniad-guy's piling up of scatological words had me exiting the article before the first paragraph was over.

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 05:41 AM (aURVT)

53 BBC

France's deficit reached 5.8% of its GDP in 2024 and its national debt is 114% of its GDP. That is the third highest public debt in the eurozone after Greece and Italy, and equivalent to almost €50,000 per French citizen.

Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 05:48 AM (aURVT)

54 Be still, my beating heart!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 04:22 AM (a1415)


That gives me a story idea!

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at October 06, 2025 05:49 AM (PiwSw)

55 Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2025 05:38 AM (svLOV

Glad you had a lovely time. Welcome back and I glad you can continue to work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 05:49 AM (PFs9e)

56 Welcome back and I glad you can continue to work.

Thank you. I'm luckier than most since if I'd been forced to not work, I have enough money squirreled away to last for up to a year. But I'd rather not test that out.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2025 05:53 AM (svLOV)

57 I need to speak with Jay Jones' manager.

Posted by: Abigail McAwfl Spanberger at October 06, 2025 05:57 AM (XQo4F)

58 France's deficit reached 5.8% of its GDP in 2024 and its national debt is 114% of its GDP. That is the third highest public debt in the eurozone after Greece and Italy, and equivalent to almost €50,000 per French citizen.
Posted by: m at October 06, 2025 05:48 AM (aURVT)


I wonder if they've considered importing some migrants. That'd boost GDP, I'm sure of it. -- politicians, pretty much everywhere

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2025 06:06 AM (ExV1e)

59
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2025 05:17 AM (a1415)

Too bad Macron didn't as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2025 06:08 AM (PFs9e)

60 Made it, but can't wait for this job to end

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2025 06:09 AM (xatjc)

61 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: You're a jerk, Dent. A real kneebiter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2025 06:16 AM (WvZaB)

62 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! Yes, yes, it's a Monday. But always remember:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2025 06:20 AM (omVj0)

63 Anyhow! I'm up, I'm awake (if you're not too careful in defining "awake"), the furry thugs have been fed, and I'm having coffee. Outside temp 78 F. The rain seems to be heading NE along a band well west of me . . . so I have no weather-related excuse not to work out.

And as for all the babble about Indiana having tornadoes: Some have been sighted amid the thunderstorms to my west. So there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2025 06:25 AM (omVj0)

64 On the upside, I did walk five miles, and only had trouble in the last quarter mile, which was uphill through the snow carrying four potted plants, so health-wise I seem to be pretty much back.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025


***
Always go uphill and/or into the wind when you *start* your workout. Ask me how I know.

(Good to hear about your health status, though!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2025 06:28 AM (omVj0)

65 64 Always go uphill and/or into the wind when you *start* your workout. Ask me how I know.

Tricky, since I live at the top of a hill.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 06, 2025 06:36 AM (BLOW1)

66 Heroes & Icons has gone and changed their early am lineup. Cheyenne has moved to 7 am, replacing Have Gun -- Will Travel. Nick Adams in The Rebel is on at 5 am, and then MacGyver has replaced Rawhide at 8. Yeah, I've seen most of the HGWT episodes twice over, but I wish this channel would *announce* their changes once in a while. They do for the daytime and prime time shows: Promos for CSI, running at 5 pm starting today, have been all over. But not he early am shows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2025 06:40 AM (omVj0)

67 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

68 What fresh hell this day?

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 06:48 AM (AOsQT)

69 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Street gangs shooting at each other is a sign of a failed justice system.

Dog eat dog, and everyone has milk-bone underwear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

70
I have two computers in the Command Center. One is, so to speak, mine and the other is for business. The personal one is Win 10 and the business one is Win 11.

I come upstairs in the morning and the Win 10 one wakes up with no problem. The Win 11 one may, especially if it's been sitting for a day or so, just not get in gear, even though the computer isn't on Sleep or Hibernate. Then I have to shut the thing down and restart it, if it will let me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 06:49 AM (tgvbd)

71 Pixy Misa

Glad to hear you are better.

Yup, on a hill every walk home is uphill. I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

72 Good morning Horde. Happy Monday. Thx Pixy
Watching an interesting segment in Bartiromo. They are discussing the troubles that Xi is having in China. 10/20 Is the party congress where he may lose some or al l power, or not. Definitely murky but a Chinese political collapse would make for a very interesting near future

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2025 06:50 AM (pwtJC)

73 Thanks for the awesome video of the gyrating meth addict. What a way to start the day. Closing window now. Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!

Posted by: Sarcastic Circuit Engaged at October 06, 2025 06:51 AM (h/Lka)

74 Hadrian the Seventh

I envision you in a glass enclosed nerve center, with a big monitor, a captain's chair, and a saucy yeoman repeating your requests, saying "Computer ..."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

75 The band Chicago had a song
"Questions 67 And 68"

I just mention this because comments 67 and 68 are so diametrically opposed

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 06:52 AM (AOsQT)

76 I'm not sure what this means

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 06:53 AM (AOsQT)

77 Pixy Misa

Thanks for that video. The tune is familiar, but that video demands close attention. Never saw it before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

78 Don Black

May glamorous women of negotiable virtue try and make you happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

79 Managerial something something is gonna cost my soo to be former employer.

We have an old system which we use to build/test our products. They fired all the people whose job it was maintain that a few years back. Maintaining it fell to me and another guy although we were given no information on it. Then they fired the other guy.

We were supposed to be entirely moved off that system by the end of the year. Now I learn that at least one development team is going "try to move off it in 2026".

Ah well... 67 calendar days and I don't even have to pretend to care any more.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2025 06:56 AM (ExV1e)

80 Thank you.

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2025 07:00 AM (AOsQT)

81
I envision you in a glass enclosed nerve center, with a big monitor, a captain's chair, and a saucy yeoman repeating your requests, saying "Computer ..."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 06:52 AM (u82oZ)


Nothing quite so opulent. It's the upstairs study, but HM rarely comes up here. An armchair, two desks with computers, book lined walls, a small refrigerator. If there was a powder room, I'd likely not come down for days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 07:03 AM (tgvbd)

82 Hadrian the Seventh

A small refrigerator!!! Now I have to have one.

Does your video system give views of the doghouse?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

83 I don’t want to say Sam Altman is the Elizabeth Holmes of the everything bubble …

Posted by: But I dont want to get sued at October 06, 2025 07:05 AM (h/Lka)

84 mornin yall. Monday morning. I'm having trouble coming up with any enthusiasm for today. The weather is changing and winter is coming and I don't like winter.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

85
I don’t want to say Sam Altman is the Elizabeth Holmes of the everything bubble …
Posted by: But I dont want to get sued at October 06, 2025 07:05 AM (h/Lka)


Does he dress in black and talk with a vocal fry?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2025 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

86 Checking out the local mug shots and you might think Jimmy Slay got arrested for murder but no it was Snapper Orlando Brundage

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

87 I am enthusiastic. I get to play Cheraw today.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 06, 2025 07:14 AM (ZmEVT)

88 Is this about us?

Posted by: Women of negotiable virtue at October 06, 2025 07:16 AM (XQo4F)

89 Women of negotiable virtue

It can be, with the right incentives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

90 Have a great day, everyone.

May crepuscular rays light your way on your travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2025 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

91 England conquered the world because it licked the infant mortality problem and had excess population to export. Now the European countries have essentially reverted to low fertility. Abortion and hedonism picked up where plague and famine left off. Middle Eastern and African populations are exploding and now they have seized the demographic initiative. The future will always belong to those who show up.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 06, 2025 07:25 AM (5e1C9)

92 JJ is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2025 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

93
JJ is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2025 07:27 AM (tljrc)

94 It looks like Biden's presidential library is on track to be housed in a retired portapotty. It would be fitting if they put it beside Barky's ruined temple.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2025 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

95 If I put all my stuff in the cloud, it will be safe, right? Right?

Also, as a boss once told me: "Cloud" is just a tech word for "somebody else's computer."

Posted by: GWB at October 06, 2025 07:36 AM (Dvcu+)

96 My ears struggle with disco. The bad part was those girls didn't have tits or butts. -8

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at October 06, 2025 07:52 AM (LOZbR)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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