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Collier Priestess.jpg

Priestess of Delphi
John Collier

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 09:31 AM (OUGLk)

3 SMOKIN!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 THIS close to a free boob......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Morning.

Needs more tit.

Posted by: Robert at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (UIM3P)

6 she forgot to place the bucket.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (R11M+)

7 I thought those chair legs were hers at first!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (OUGLk)

8 Look on her face tells me she's pooping.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (ExV1e)

9 Lum has been nooded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Nice color contrast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (qDCnE)

11 Very tall chamber pot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM (GBKbO)

12 shes got the vapors.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (R11M+)

13 Strikingly beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

14 Talk about burnin' a mule......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Number of toes checks out.

Posted by: Person who counts toes at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (XQo4F)

16 Spooky.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

17 Also, unibrow detected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

18 >>she forgot to place the bucket.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:32 AM

That's what the crack is for.

Posted by: huerfano at October 08, 2025 09:33 AM (98kQX)

19 I wonder if she foresaw that she would become a subject of an artist.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (IBQGV)

20 8 or the midget found the bean.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (R11M+)

21 She makes car parts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

22 THIS close to a free boob......
Posted by: Sponge


Yeah. That thing needs to slip just a little bit more...

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23 Pythia would ascend a gilded tripod over a chasm, chew laurel leaves, drink from the sacred Cassotis spring, and inhale vapors from geological fissures, entering a trance to utter cryptic responses in dactylic hexameter verse or frenzied speech, which priests (prophētai) interpreted.

-- via Wiki

Wow Dude, put the bong down.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (cYBz/)

24 Looks like an earthquake is happening.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

25 "Spooky" is right!

This is one chick I would avoid, sideboob notwithstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (3C0m5)

26

Lots to unpack here.

If Kris is around would appreciate some commentary.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Iy5sq)

27 Sort of Halloween, nicely done

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (xatjc)

28 Alternate title:

"Come! Come Closer. Smell the Farts of Gaia as I Do and See Your Future"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (iJfKG)

29 "So you breathe in magic smoke and see visions."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (+4yJ5)

30 Do you get in trouble with Apollo if you bang the Pythia?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (iFTx/)

31 How's the Wifi in Delphi?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

32 Needs eyes.

Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM (zFwIe)

33 The fissure in the floor was angry that day my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 08, 2025 09:36 AM (XQo4F)

34 She's a lot better looking than Katie Porker.

Posted by: All Steamed Up at October 08, 2025 09:36 AM (oftw2)

35 Like the detail of the red bed sheet. TOGA TOGA TOGA!

Watched In Search of History show about this. It was a good money maker for the town.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2025 09:36 AM (eds4q)

36 What kinda cruel trick is this, Jack?! The tween hottie Oracle from 300 was WAY sexier!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 08, 2025 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

37 John Collier has a lot of lovely painting. Seemed to enjoy doing paintings of women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 09:36 AM (qDCnE)

38 Beautiful painting. Would hang. Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2025 09:37 AM (pwtJC)

39 Smoke Weed Every Day.

(Or don't. You don't want to act like a Ghetto Thug.)

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 09:37 AM (UnA8+)

40 Alternate title:

"Strip Tease in Ancient Greece Was an Unfinished Art"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

41 I read once that there's natural gas seeping into the cave at Delphi, hence the supernatural visions.

Posted by: pookysgirl sadly cannot cite a source at October 08, 2025 09:37 AM (Wt5PA)

42 12 shes got the vapors.
Posted by: cmeat

14 Talk about burnin' a mule......
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelled, it wasn't no brim and it didn't come off no stone neither

Posted by: Donkey at October 08, 2025 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

43 Background of the painting needs some work.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at October 08, 2025 09:38 AM (oftw2)

44 "dactylic hexameter verse"
Would like to see THAT in a limerick...

Posted by: George Costanza at October 08, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)

45 Side bewb. That’s art!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 08, 2025 09:38 AM (0tqfN)

46 What's with the twig in her left hand?

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)

47 Nice. Nice detail of the vapors coming from the crevice. What's up with steam coming from the crevice?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (36PRH)

48 Bulg and Sponge, was a time when you two would have been perfectly happy with a decent side boob. You're getting picky in your dotage.

Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (zFwIe)

49 I prefer the Harlem River painting to this.

Posted by: Showtime At The Apollo at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

50 Some may find this interesting: it is a "Day In The Life" report about the oracle, explaining her role.

https://tinyurl.com/2z6vrmwy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (8Kd07)

51 Nobody light a match!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (Q4IgG)

52 Oracle OnlyFans. The early years.

Posted by: With a dial up modem at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (XQo4F)

53 Bizzaro lady, but quite the stool she planted on.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (n4GiU)

54 She smoked two joints in the morning.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (FDi6J)

55 The 8" wide Flextape will cover that crack pronto!

Posted by: Fissures of Men at October 08, 2025 09:40 AM (oftw2)

56 "Above The Rest Stop Stalls at Mile Marker 117"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 08, 2025 09:41 AM (CwhoI)

57 30 Do you get in trouble with Apollo if you bang the Pythia?
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Given how spiteful the Greek Gods were, that goes without saying. Of course, they were allowed to bang anything that moved.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 09:41 AM (+4yJ5)

58 "Spooky" is right!

This is one chick I would avoid, sideboob notwithstanding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (3C0m5)


You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/cMAo0m4E4Lc

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025 09:41 AM (wkXwO)

59 The original paint huffers.

Can you imagine a general seeking out some silver paint-faced hobo in some dark alley to inquire as to whether he should invade Asia?
And he's like "on the first corner, turn back for Alka-Seltzer."

yet, everyone back then was like, "you gotta go see the Oracle first!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (aD1Lb)

60 23 Pythia would ascend a gilded tripod over a chasm, chew laurel leaves, drink from the sacred Cassotis spring, and inhale vapors from geological fissures, entering a trance to utter cryptic responses in dactylic hexameter verse or frenzied speech, which priests (prophētai) interpreted.

-- via Wiki

Wow Dude, put the bong down.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (cYBz/)

Dactylic hexameter? Impressive. That's 20% more difficult than dactylic pentameter. Iambic is still the industry standard, however. She's just being contrarian to affect a mysterious aura.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (LHi4v)

61 Bulg and Sponge, was a time when you two would have been perfectly happy with a decent side boob. You're getting picky in your dotage.
Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (zFwIe)



Spoiled by free boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

62 @52 Before Larry Ellison bought Delphi.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (36PRH)

63 The classic side-boob.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (MZ+PY)

64 Pythia would ascend a gilded tripod over a chasm, chew laurel leaves, drink from the sacred Cassotis spring, and inhale vapors from geological fissures, entering a trance to utter cryptic responses in dactylic hexameter verse or frenzied speech, which priests (prophētai) interpreted.

Reddit mod, or BlueSky super user?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

65 What's with the twig in her left hand?
Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)



Hey Joan.

Where you goin' with that twig in your hand?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

66 The Earf has A Fever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2025 09:43 AM (A0sqA)

67 No visible tattoos or piercings, nice!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2025 09:43 AM (Dv3i1)

68 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang! Classics and gas. Herb Albert would appear.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2025 09:44 AM (2WIwB)

69 55 "cover that crack, pronto!" is what i yelled at the homecoming queen when my folks came home early.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:44 AM (R11M+)

70 She makes car parts?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)


Inferior ones

Posted by: Priestess of Callahan at October 08, 2025 09:44 AM (wkXwO)

71 It seems she's looking for a few good men (with large schwanstuckers).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (g8Ew8)

72 64 Pythia would ascend a gilded tripod over a chasm, chew laurel leaves, drink from the sacred Cassotis spring, and inhale vapors from geological fissures, entering a trance to utter cryptic responses in dactylic hexameter verse or frenzied speech, which priests (prophētai) interpreted.

Reddit mod, or BlueSky super user?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2025 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

You'd have to check for Rape Porn.

If she's got Rape Porn, then it's BlueSky.

(And she's also really a dude.)

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UnA8+)

73 I wonder what type of laurel leaf they chewed. Most are quite toxic. I also wonder if, with ingesting all those fumes and leaves, they had a much reduced lifespan.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (lFFaq)

74 How's the Wifi in Delphi?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:35 AM


I'll let you know in May.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (ySpAZ)

75 72 You'd have to check for Rape Porn.

If she's got Rape Porn, then it's BlueSky.

(And she's also really a dude.)
Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UnA8+)

=======

"The Sabine women are my idols."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (GBKbO)

76 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Point and laugh at the left. They're idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2025 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Date 1891 CE
Artist John Collier
Place of origin England
Material/Technique Oil on canvas
Dimensions 160.0 x 80.0 cm (63.0 x 31.5 inches)
Current location Art Gallery of South Australia in Adelaide

So do you hang art upside down in RooLand to make it appear upright?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)

78 (with large schwanstuckers).
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM


That goes without saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:46 AM (ySpAZ)

79 Geez! I've got to sit here all day! You'd think they could at least spring for a LazyBoy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (L/fGl)

80 What's with the twig in her left hand?
Posted by: dantesed

Started quite the arms race, with the Romans escalating to the vitis until it reached its apex today with Harley Quinn's bat or mallet.

Posted by: Military Moron at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

81 19th century Romanticism brisket cooked until it's charred. Definitely would hang in a cigar lounge.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (LKdE6)

82 Well done.. Not a fan of the subject matter...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (VE6XX)

83 Priestess of Delphi
John Collier

The Historian's Hut -

This painting, by the British artist John Collier (c. 1850 – 1934), endeavors to bring to life an ancient priestess from the famous temple of Apollo at Delphi. Collier’s clergywoman is not just any priestess—she is a Pythia, a prophetess who, when sitting upon her specially-placed tripod in the temple, would utter cryptic messages that were said to have been mystically divulged to her by the temple’s patron god, Apollo. Prophecies and statements from the Pythia were highly valued in ancient Greece, and it was not uncommon for individuals and communities to seek advice from the Oracle before committing to any great decision or undertaking.

Even in ancient times, people in the Greco-Roman world suspected that the famous priestesses at Delphi might have been receiving help literally from the earth in order to enter their prophetic trances. The Roman scholar, Pliny the Elder (c. 23-79), wrote of Delphi in a section of his Natural History that dealt with vents in the earth. (Much more follows.)

A well done painting with an interesting story behind it. Would hang along with Dr. Syn for Halloween.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (NFX2v)

84 cover that crack, pronto!" is what i yelled at the homecoming queen when my folks came home early.
Posted by: cmeat

As a young Tonypete, I attended 'Canal Days' in Canal Fulton, OH. Yes, they selected a Miss Canal to ride on one of the parade's floats.

Wow did she take some abuse!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (cYBz/)

85 "Two things must ye know about the Wise Woman!"

- Young Crone

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (ySpAZ)

86 The Oracle of Antifa.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at October 08, 2025 09:47 AM (33efi)

87 Date 1891 CE?

What's with the CE??

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

88
Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang! Classics and gas. Herb Albert Mason Williams would appear.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2025 09:44 AM (2WIwB)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 09:48 AM (iJfKG)

89 She went and cut her a switch and someone bout to get a whoopin.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

90 He was a really good academic painter. His Handmaidens painting is the one I’m familiar with. It’s got boobies.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (EYmYM)

91 You'd have to check for Rape Porn.

If she's got Rape Porn, then it's BlueSky.

(And she's also really a dude.)
Posted by: XTC

That's a hurtful, and false, stereotype. All women have secret rape fantasies!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

92 Huh, interesting

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (GbwPZ)

93 What kind of odds is she giving on the Broncos?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

94 Sorta Willowed:

As most of you know, about a month ago I was in the hospital for the better part of a week due to what turned out to be a bad stomach virus. While in the hospital, an abdominal CT Scan was performed to rule out anything more serious. We were somewhat bemused when no mention was made of the tumors in my liver, but we figured they weren't looking for that.

When I saw the oncologist 2 weeks ago, he was somewhat confused as well, so he asked for more information from the hospital's radiology department.

We saw the oncologist again today (scheduled appointment), and he showed us the images that he was sent. There is lots of calcification (indicating tumor cell death) where the smaller tumors had been, but he didn't see any sign of the small tumors anywhere. The area where the largest (8 cm) tumor was now shows lots of calcification and a significant amount of tumor shrinkage.

The largest tumor has now shrunk to 3.9 cm in diameter. The amazing thing about that is that while a tumor of 8 cm has an approximate volume of 268 cubic centimeters, a tumor of 3.9 cm only has an approximate volume of 31 cubic centimeters, a shrinkage of almost 90%!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (SRRAx)

95 Door, thanks for "Spooky". I danced.

Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (zFwIe)

96 Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Oy

Instead of using BC and AD some golfs use BCE and CE.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (rZCVI)

97 239 Views, 238 Likes - a limerick

The beautiful Priestess of Delphi
Is robust and demonstrably healthy
We all can safely say
that if her pic was done today
She'd be on Facebook posting a selfie

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)

98 I thought it was white robes and a purple veil.
Wash day or something?

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (n4GiU)

99 First Moron who tells me that's not how you pronounce 'Delphi' gets a night in the box.

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)

100 So do you hang art upside down in RooLand to make it appear upright?
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)

You straighten it CCW

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (eds4q)

101 87 christ existed

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (R11M+)

102 a prophetess who, when sitting upon her specially-placed tripod in the temple, would utter cryptic messages that were said to have been mystically divulged to her by the temple’s patron god, Apollo. Prophecies and statements from the Pythia were highly valued in ancient Greece, and it was not uncommon for individuals and communities to seek advice from the Oracle before committing to any great decision or undertaking.

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.

2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

103 Door = Doof

But then you probably knew that.

Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (zFwIe)

104 Date 1891 CE?

What's with the CE??
Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:48 AM


Modern academic leftards hate "AD", but then get upset when you ask them the obvious follow up, "so what event was it that makes the "common era" common?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (ySpAZ)

105 99 First Moron who tells me that's not how you pronounce 'Delphi' gets a night in the box.
Posted by: muldoon

A night in her box sounds lovely!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

106 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (SRRAx)

Praise God!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (lFFaq)

107 Also, unibrow detected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025


***
Kinda hard for me to tell, given that cowl shadow.

The Oracle at Delphi was where you went in Ancient Greece if it was *really, really* important that you know the future. Of course the Oracle, through the priestess, often gave you these infuriatingly generic predictions: "Two nations will go to war, and only one will win," that sort of thing.

Sometimes It could be specific. It warned Laius, the father of the man later to be known as Oedipus, that he (Laius) would die at the hands of his son. He did -- but he thought the attacker was a stranger. Everything he did to avoid the prediction coming true was useless.

It was the Oracle, too, who told Heracles (Hercules) that to atone for the murders (while he was insane) of his wife and children, he had to submit to his cousin, a local king. The king set him to the Twelve Labors. So the Oracle was in there pitching on a lot of the games in Ancient Greece.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (omVj0)

108 Another by him - same, but different:
https://tinyurl.com/3jneuanv

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

109 Some "folks ". It's intended for secular folks or other who think time should not be marked as "Before Christ" or After Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (rZCVI)

110 Her chair's right over the bakery vent …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (ayRl+)

111 Fair is fair.

British judge gives men who protested against migrant sex offender longer jail sentences than migrant sex offender

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (L/fGl)

112 RMBS, you going to Greece next year?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

113 So was there a year ZERO?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

114 113 So was there a year ZERO?
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

======

Not according to our calendar, no. It goes from 1BC to 1AD.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (GBKbO)

115 You'd have to check for Rape Porn.

If she's got Rape Porn, then it's BlueSky.

(And she's also really a dude.)
Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UnA8+)

=======

"The Sabine women are my idols."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 09:45 AM (GBKbO)
_______

"Holy shit, those sneaky Romans kidnapped our women! We gotta do something!"

"How about we invade to get the women back?"

"Great idea! Let's wait a few years, though, until after they're married and have kids and like being Roman."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 09:53 AM (iFTx/)

116 First Moron who tells me that's not how you pronounce 'Delphi' gets a night in the box.
Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)


You did it correctly. Del-fee, as in PhilaDELPHIa.

It isn't pronounced fil-a-dell-fye-a

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025 09:53 AM (wkXwO)

117 First Moron who tells me that's not how you pronounce 'Delphi' gets a night in the box.
Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 09:50 AM


Ackshewally, in Greek it *would* rhyme with "healthy".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:53 AM (ySpAZ)

118 The largest tumor has now shrunk to 3.9 cm in diameter. The amazing thing about that is that while a tumor of 8 cm has an approximate volume of 268 cubic centimeters, a tumor of 3.9 cm only has an approximate volume of 31 cubic centimeters, a shrinkage of almost 90%!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

That is great, Teresa!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 08, 2025 09:53 AM (3Vnnw)

119 110 Her chair's right over the bakery vent …
Posted by: Dr_No

Lucky! That's prime real estate!

Posted by: Homeless dude on the sidewalk grate, in a cardboard box with newspaper at October 08, 2025 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

120 99 that's not how you pronounce "healthy."

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2025 09:54 AM (R11M+)

121 Door = Doof

But then you probably knew that.
Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 09:51 AM (zFwIe)


HAHA - yes. That's a common auto-cucumber thing.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025 09:54 AM (wkXwO)

122 Sam Rolfe, the creator of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. as we know it, also had another TV series in the spy genre called The Delphi Bureau. It featured a single researcher with a photographic memory who, while doing research things in the field, frequently found himself unwillingly in danger -- sort of an anti-Napoleon Solo. The pilot TV-movie is out there, and it had real style, but I don't know if any of the other episodes are available.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 09:54 AM (omVj0)

123 The largest tumor has now shrunk to 3.9 cm in diameter. The amazing thing about that is that while a tumor of 8 cm has an approximate volume of 268 cubic centimeters, a tumor of 3.9 cm only has an approximate volume of 31 cubic centimeters, a shrinkage of almost 90%!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Wonderful news.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 09:54 AM (WDjG6)

124 If I see some story on the internet that has the CE designation, I just ignore it altogether.

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

125 So was there a year ZERO?
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

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Not according to our calendar, no. It goes from 1BC to 1AD.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think there should be a year zero. Would take care of all that "2000 was really the last year of the 20th century" malarkey.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

126 Further investigation revealed that deep beneath the Delphi region lies a bituminous deposit, rich in hydrocarbons and full of pitch, that has a petrochemical content as high as 20 percent. Friction created by earthquakes heated the bituminous layers resulting in vaporization of the hydrocarbons which rise to the surface through small fissures in the rock.

De Boer’s research caused him to speculate ethylene as a gas known to possess this sweet odor. Spiller specified that inhalation of even a small amount of ethylene can cause both benign trances and euphoric frenzied states.

https://tinyurl.com/2vawwsd4

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (XvL8K)

127 RMBS, you going to Greece next year?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM


Ayuh. A little general touring, and a visit to the towns my grandparents came from.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (ySpAZ)

128 creeper, I think Doof was called Door repeatedly way back when on the ONT, no worries.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (0nHVk)

129 Speaking of prophecies . . .

Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.”

-
The wheels are closing in and the walls are coming off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (L/fGl)

130 It isn't pronounced fil-a-dell-fye-a
Posted by: Doof

You're not my supervisor; I'll pronounce it however I want to!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 08, 2025 09:56 AM (3Vnnw)

131
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.

Why do I doubt this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)

132 64 Pythia would ascend a gilded tripod over a chasm, chew laurel leaves, drink from the sacred Cassotis spring, and inhale vapors from geological fissures, entering a trance to utter cryptic responses in dactylic hexameter verse or frenzied speech, which priests (prophētai) interpreted.

Reddit mod, or BlueSky super user?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Cannabis use is suspected off all three of those groups. They keep finding Cannabis residue in temples of all sorts.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (WDjG6)

133 125 I think there should be a year zero. Would take care of all that "2000 was really the last year of the 20th century" malarkey.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

====

There is precedent to change the calendar!

In 1750, the English government passed Chesterfield's Act which moved the English from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar.

It's why you can find two birthdays for George Washington.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

134 RMBS, you going to Greece next year?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM

Ayuh. A little general touring, and a visit to the towns my grandparents came from.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Cool. Do you speak Greek?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

135 Speaking of prophecies . . .

Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.”

-
The wheels are closing in and the walls are coming off!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
______________

Dude is smoking some serious shit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (iFTx/)

136 Spiller specified that inhalation of even a small amount of ethylene can cause both benign trances and euphoric frenzied states.

-
Do you gotta have a prescription?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

137 No surprise I love this painting. Collier painted in the Pre-Raphaelite style which , for my taste, is the epitome of 19th century art. The dramatic colors, the closed eyes of the oracle, each item in the scene is from the myths, even the smoke (from sacrifices?) rising through the floor of the temple, it all sets the mood and, as the viewer probably knew, the consequences of her statements. It's not a happy scene but it is emotionally powerful.

Check out Collier's Wiki page for examples of his works: gorgeous images and a good number of glorious female nudes.

Posted by: JTB at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (yTvNw)

138 In 1750, the English government passed Chesterfield's Act which moved the English from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar.

It's why you can find two birthdays for George Washington.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yep.

One of the few sensible things that the Bolsheviks did was put Russia on the Gregorian calendar in 1918.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

139 I think there should be a year zero. Would take care of all that "2000 was really the last year of the 20th century" malarkey.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)


Malarkey? It's called proper numbering.

Should January be month zero instead of one?
Should the first day of the month be the 0th instead of the 1st?
The first day of a century is 01/01/01, not 01/01/00.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (wkXwO)

140 I hope working people in this country realize that they will never have it as good as they had it under Joe Biden again. That was the golden age for working Americans. Biden brought them full employment with wage growth that exceeded inflation. Biden covered more of them with healthcare, helped them be able to pay their student loans, and rebuilt much of the infrastructure the middle class uses. We hadn't had it as good since pre Reagan.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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I went down to the bank to pay my mortgage with "full employment" statistics.
They said, "dollars only"

How about "wage growth" statistics, I asked.
"Dollars."

Healthcare subsidies? Student loan forgiveness? Infrastructure spending?"

"Sir, you can't pay your mortgage with pixels on a screen that say how good things are--we require dollars. From your pocket."

PS: Why do "working people" e.g. non-college, need help paying student loans?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (aD1Lb)

141 Wow, Teresa in Fort Worth!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (GbwPZ)

142 The art...

I like it.

The priestess.... So.. She chews some ganja leaves, inhales some steam that comes out of the crack in the stone floor, and then babbles out some 2 AM dorm room gibberish that doesn't make sense. Priests interpret everything.

"Everything that broad just said is bullshit."

What the fuck is in the underground hot spring under that cave?
How does one get this High Priestess job? Get high, call yourself a priestess, and sell it, honey!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

143 The Oracle began slowly speaking to all of Athens, answering the most important question of the time.... Your license agreement has expired...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (LKdE6)

144 Check out Collier's Wiki page for examples of his works: gorgeous images and a good number of glorious female nudes.
Posted by: JTB

He did a nice one of Lady Godiva that CBD has featured before.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

145 De Boer’s research caused him to speculate ethylene as a gas known to possess this sweet odor. Spiller specified that inhalation of even a small amount of ethylene can cause both benign trances and euphoric frenzied states.

https://tinyurl.com/2vawwsd4

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (XvL8K)

Damn! I'm going to find a working oil well and camp out a few days.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (g8Ew8)

146 Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.

Why do I doubt this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)
______

Note the new phrasing: "pedo-protector." That's odd. It seems this loathsome fart-sucking scumbag has moved the goalposts on the Epstein (no-)thing from "Trump is a pedo" to "Trump is protecting a pedo." Big difference. Since none of these idiots think for themselves, this must be part of the new NPC download.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (iFTx/)

147 JUST IN: James Comey's ARMY of protestors are now outside the courthouse where he'll be arraigned following his indictment.

...and it's exactly who you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/bfv67zy
---
Without even looking, I knew it was grey-hairs.

Although the solitary bald black women was not unexpected.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 10:01 AM (aD1Lb)

148 Spiller specified that inhalation of even a small amount of ethylene can cause both benign trances and euphoric frenzied states.
-
Do you gotta have a prescription?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025


***
In the ancient world, if you could afford to travel there, you could probably afford to pay a healer to write you a scrip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:01 AM (omVj0)

149 Cool. Do you speak Greek?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM


I can read it, and understand a lot of what's said to me, but I've never seriously studied the grammar. I'd sound like a concussed two year old if I tried to speak it. I should probably learn the grammar at some point.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:01 AM (ySpAZ)

150 Saul Zabar died yesterday. He was revered and his store is a New York City institution. When we were first married my wife and I spent happy hours in there gawking at all the fancy things, and even (every now and then) buying something to eat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 10:01 AM (qp2LE)

151 The Oracle began slowly speaking to all of Athens, answering the most important question of the time.... Your license agreement has expired...
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2025


***
Your chariot warranty is due to expire!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (omVj0)

152 Dr. Muldoon, a quick consultation. I had something about 2*1 inches growing in my leg per inconclusive CT.
At least three doctors referred to it as the size of a lemon.
Is this some med school thing? It's clearly the size of a lime, not a lemon.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (n4GiU)

153 146 Note the new phrasing: "pedo-protector." That's odd. It seems this loathsome fart-sucking scumbag has moved the goalposts on the Epstein (no-)thing from "Trump is a pedo" to "Trump is protecting a pedo." Big difference. Since none of these idiots think for themselves, this must be part of the new NPC download.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (iFTx/)

=====

I keep recalling the graffiti I saw in Italy that said, "Vance Pedo Fuck".

Which was just thoughtless invective because Vance wasn't exactly close to power while Epstein was doing his thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

154 The Oracle: James Comey will not be discovering seashells at the shore today.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (LKdE6)

155 Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfnztbf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (qp2LE)

156 I doubt this lady is Greek. No hint of a mustache or sideburns.

Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (oftw2)

157 I think there should be a year zero.

---------

Pol Pot tried that. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (g8Ew8)

158 >>It isn't pronounced fil-a-dell-fye-a

Fiiine.
I'd still Bangor!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (GbwPZ)

159 155 Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfnztbf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (qp2LE)

Of course... They're pretty safe... The media isn't covering it...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (VE6XX)

160 Dude is smoking some serious shit
Posted by: Elric The Blade
========
He just lies when his lips move. His affair with Fang Fang, threatening red areas with being nuked, and various other unpleasantries. He is basically a Temu version of Schiff.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (WDjG6)

161 87

CE- Common Era

Posted by: FrodoB at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (Yosar)

162 Should January be month zero instead of one?
Should the first day of the month be the 0th instead of the 1st?
The first day of a century is 01/01/01, not 01/01/00.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025


***
Yes. A century is not complete until the hundredth year is complete. The same thing is true of a millennium, i.e., not until the thousandth year is complete.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:04 AM (omVj0)

163 Now thats a bar stool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (snZF9)

164 I doubt this lady is Greek. No hint of a mustache or sideburns.
Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at October 08, 2025


***
"My Big Fat Greek Oracle"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (omVj0)

165 RMBS, you going to Greece next year?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 09:52 AM

Ayuh. A little general touring, and a visit to the towns my grandparents came from.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 09:55 AM (ySpAZ)


The lovely and globe-trotting Mrs naturalfake has expressed an interest in going to Greece next summer as part of Our Ongoing Summer Safaris to Visit Every Country in Europe Dealio.

If you're a frequent visitor, do you have some sites which you consider must-see?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

166 161 87

CE- Common Era
Posted by: FrodoB at October 08, 2025 10:03 AM (Yosar)

Really pisses me off when I'm watching some History show and they use BCE... Before current era instead of BC Before Christ

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (VE6XX)

167 JUST IN: James Comey's ARMY of protestors are now outside the courthouse where he'll be arraigned following his indictment.

...and it's exactly who you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/bfv67zy
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ten or so protestors and an army of news broadcast tents across the street.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (qp2LE)

168 I keep recalling the graffiti I saw in Italy that said, "Vance Pedo Fuck".

Which was just thoughtless invective because Vance wasn't exactly close to power while Epstein was doing his thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Deflection. The left knows their movement is full of pedos although they call the MAPs.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (WDjG6)

169 I doubt this lady is Greek. No hint of a mustache or sideburns.
Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM


Clearly under 35.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ySpAZ)

170 Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfnztbf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (qp2LE)

Yet Santos was run out of the party. The GOP will never get it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (5Yz+T)

171 Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.
---
It's all they have.
All over the Toks, the loons spam the comments with the same thing, that Trump is on "the list."

It's just tedious.
They didn't care when Biden could have released it.
They didn't care when Democrats were revealed to be clients.
They don't care that every single person in a position to know has said Trump had nothing to do with him.

They know, they just know, that Trump did.

The step-down stupid from this is they think it's a wedge issue against conservatives because a few excitables fell for their op in pretending to demand release of the list for high-and-mighty moral reasons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (ZfRHX)

172 "...both benign trances and euphoric frenzied states."

Sounds like a MoMe.

Posted by: Corsicana or bust! at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (XQo4F)

173 "Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James."


Too bad it wasn't against a wall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (snZF9)

174 Note the new phrasing: "pedo-protector." That's odd. It seems this loathsome fart-sucking scumbag has moved the goalposts on the Epstein (no-)thing from "Trump is a pedo" to "Trump is protecting a pedo." Big difference. Since none of these idiots think for themselves, this must be part of the new NPC download.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:00 AM (iFTx/)

=====

I keep recalling the graffiti I saw in Italy that said, "Vance Pedo Fuck".

Which was just thoughtless invective because Vance wasn't exactly close to power while Epstein was doing his thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
_____

Also odd that they would target ... the VP. As if the VP of the USA has power and influence in their lives. VDS is real and international.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (iFTx/)

175 American Pope sure seems compromised.

Posted by: swell at October 08, 2025 10:07 AM (jlQcN)

176 "When I was at school, they had us learn Latin and Greek. Absolutely no use in ordering a cup of coffee in Rome or Athens."
( -- James Bond)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:07 AM (omVj0)

177 Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress and obstructing justice.

Let the games begin!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2025 10:07 AM (viF8m)

178 I do like this painting. There is mild Frazetta tone to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 10:08 AM (snZF9)

179 >>Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.


Naturally. The chances they ALL have texted similar sentiments are near 100%.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 10:08 AM (GbwPZ)

180 Closing those small town Delphi plants in the ‘80’s really put a hurt on those communities.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2025 10:08 AM (eds4q)

181 Legendary tales of fortunetelling are usually just rhetoracle.

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (/iMjX)

182 Melania Trump Posts Victory Against "Unverified Claims" From Book Publisher
HarperCollins UK Publishers released a statement saying the publishing company removed passages from the book and removed copies of the book with the passages from circulation, according to a post on the first lady's official social media account.
. . . .
The book appeared to make the claim that convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had first introduced Donald Trump, then a private citizen, to Melania, his future wife.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

183 174 Also odd that they would target ... the VP. As if the VP of the USA has power and influence in their lives. VDS is real and international.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:06 AM (iFTx/)

=======

The global left is weirdly obsessed with American politics, almost like they're paid to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

184 ...or allegoracle

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (/iMjX)

185 Deflection. The left knows their movement is full of pedos although they call the MAPs.
Posted by: whig


Saw a meme with a guy sitting down and holding a shotgun. The caption read "Oh, so you're called MAPs now? That's cool. Keep digging."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (+4yJ5)

186 ep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading.

A lot of House Republicans ? Massie ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

187 155 Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

The far Left does have a point. The Dem Establishment will gladly defend one of their own, but are afraid to even say the names of far Left candidates like Mamdani and Fateh, let alone vocally endorse them. Reminds me of the Republican Establishment trying to shut down Trump and others trying to shake up the party...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2025 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

188 Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2025 09:58 AM (wkXwO)

I'm only talking about years, nothing else.

Since we know that Christ was not actually born on the borderline between 1 BC and 1 AD, it shouldn't matter to anyone. Just take 1 BC, designate it as "0" and bring all of the BC dates down by one year. Wouldn't affect the AD dates at all.


Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

189
CE - Christian Era.

Posted by: Deal with it at October 08, 2025 10:10 AM (XQo4F)

190 All seriousness aside, while the priestess herself is not very pretty (I guess that was not a major requirement for the job), this painting evokes a strong mood of darkness and foreboding. As in, "The Oracle declares that you will die at the hands of your own son." Her hands and the smoky vapors are quite well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:10 AM (omVj0)

191 I lived in a refrigerator box over a Con Ed steam vent on 34th Street. Only cost me $1800 a month.

Posted by: City Slicker at October 08, 2025 10:10 AM (oftw2)

192 94. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Wonderful news!

Prayers continue for both you and Grammie.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

193 187 155 Every single Senate Democrat stands with Jay James.
Posted by: Huck Follywood



What about Jay Jones?

Posted by: Pedantic jerk at October 08, 2025 10:11 AM (XQo4F)

194 I lived in a refrigerator box over a Con Ed steam vent on 34th Street. Only cost me $1800 a month.
Posted by: City Slicker at October 08, 2025


***
Great in the winter. What about in the summer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:11 AM (omVj0)

195 If you're a frequent visitor, do you have some sites which you consider must-see?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:05 AM


I've only been once, but generally, avoid the touristy areas. It depends what you're looking for. Do the Acropolis and its museum. The rest of Athens can EABOD as far as I'm concerned. Naxos is a nice island with fewer tourists. I'll be up in central and northern Greece this time, and over on Lesvos. Happy to provide more guidance and reviews when I get back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (ySpAZ)

196 Interesting tidbit about this painter: "Both of his marriages were to daughters of Thomas Henry Huxley."

"So, my good friend John, you married my daughter but she died. I'm so sorry. You must be horny. How about her sister?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (iFTx/)

197 I lived in a refrigerator box over a Con Ed steam vent on 34th Street. Only cost me $1800 a month.
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I've driven thru that part of Philly. Its not something I'd want to do again.

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (TN0g+)

198 Wouldn't calling Trump and/or Vance "pedo" anything be grounds for a defamation suit? Even with weak evidence, put those on record as saying it go through the legal motions.

The process being the punishment and all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Q4IgG)

199 "The priestess.... So.. She chews some ganja leaves, inhales some steam that comes out of the crack in the stone floor, and then babbles out some 2 AM dorm room gibberish that doesn't make sense. Priests interpret everything."

"...Ye shall be unburdened by what has been...."

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (JCLJi)

200 Also, what comes between -1 and 1? Zero, that's what.

If we're going to have a year -1 (1 BC), then it should be followed by a year zero before you get to year 1 (1 AD).

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

201 Saw a meme with a guy sitting down and holding a shotgun. The caption read "Oh, so you're called MAPs now? That's cool. Keep digging."
Posted by: NR Pax
========
Calling them MAPS is simply a prelude to calling them 'born that way'.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)

202 That oracle is full of shit. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Croesus of Lydia at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (FDi6J)

203 Great in the winter. What about in the summer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Went right upstairs to the roof of the old Gimbels Dept. Store.

Posted by: Tar Beach, Baby! at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (oftw2)

204 >>Also odd that they would target ... the VP. As if the VP of the USA has power and influence in their lives. VDS is real and international.


Yeah, but he has offended Europeans on occasion, such as scolding Zelensky for not being grateful, and his speech at the Munich Security Conference.
No doubt the globalists want to tar him early as he is one of Trump's likely successors.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (GbwPZ)

205 ep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading.


Wishful thinking, fag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (snZF9)

206 The look on her face indicates it's her best BM EVAH!

Posted by: Dr_No at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (ayRl+)

207 MVP @KamalaHarris on living history at Unreasonable Conversation in LA yesterday.
“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds when, in fact, these [Trump] mothafuckas are crazy.”

-
It's a well known fact that Lincoln won the Lincoln/Douglas debates when he said, "Yo dawg, that mothafucka is crazy!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

208 Strange and weird. I guess if you are into the mythical tale it would be interesting.

Posted by: Case at October 08, 2025 10:15 AM (9HFDU)

209 "So, my good friend John, you married my daughter but she died. I'm so sorry. You must be horny. How about her sister?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be splendid! I really enjoyed the ride of my previous one before she was totalled, and a low mileage option in a newer model year sounds ideal.

Posted by: John Collier at October 08, 2025 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

210 I do enjoy, though, that "The List" is the great white whale the left has decided to hunt.

While they are out there patrolling the uncharted Seas of Stupidity, we're here in reality racking up wins.

Please, do go on.
This next social media post about The List is sure to be the one that, finally--finally!--"makes a difference."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 10:15 AM (ZfRHX)

211 131
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.

Why do I doubt this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)

I still don't understand how anyone can look at any Democrat politician and think "Yes, yes this is the Good Guy."

(Not that the GOPe are good guys either...)

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

212 >>“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds


Daaaang, somebody stop "this moment" dude from messing with her mind and feelings!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2025 10:17 AM (GbwPZ)

213 Look at the "years" business this way.

You start placing a series of pretzel sticks in line on a table. (Don't eat any until you're done.). You don't have ten until you've put the tenth one in place, do you? Or twenty, until you put the twentieth one down.

The same would be true of a year or a century or a millennium.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:17 AM (omVj0)

214 "So, my good friend John, you married my daughter but she died. I'm so sorry. You must be horny. How about her sister?"

Sounds like "levirate" marriages. Aka, conveyorbelt penis.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:18 AM (FDi6J)

215 The global left is weirdly obsessed with American politics, almost like they're paid to be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Occasionally you will see some douchebag claiming they should have the right to vote in US elections because it affects them. Curiously, they never seem to want to 'vote' in Chinese or Russian elections or those in the Middle East.

The rest of the world essentially treats the US like lottery winners get treated. Everyone thinks those winning the lottery unfairly won at the expense of others and thus winners should be required to 'share' their largesse with others as a basic fairness. "You didn't earn that" essentially.

There is a reason why Envy is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:18 AM (WDjG6)

216 Delaware Art Museum has a nice little collection of pre-Raphaelite art

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2025 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)

217 {TiFW} b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2025 10:19 AM (A0sqA)

218 see that lady, she gazes into the water in the bowl and sees All The Things

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2025 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)

219 Look at the "years" business this way.

You start placing a series of pretzel sticks in line on a table. (Don't eat any until you're done.). You don't have ten until you've put the tenth one in place, do you? Or twenty, until you put the twentieth one down.

The same would be true of a year or a century or a millennium.
-------

There is iron in your words of pretzel sticks.

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2025 10:20 AM (TN0g+)

220 MVP @KamalaHarris on living history at Unreasonable Conversation in LA yesterday.
“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds when, in fact, these [Trump] mothafuckas are crazy.”

-
It's a well known fact that Lincoln won the Lincoln/Douglas debates when he said, "Yo dawg, that mothafucka is crazy!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025


***
Kammie Ha-Ha actually used that word????

Politicians and lawyers were once supposed to be literate and articulate. Guess not any more.

(Of course, the electorate was once supposed to be basically the same.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:20 AM (omVj0)

221 Has Jay Jones been tossed upon the bonfire yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2025 10:20 AM (BlJUs)

222 215 Occasionally you will see some douchebag claiming they should have the right to vote in US elections because it affects them. Curiously, they never seem to want to 'vote' in Chinese or Russian elections or those in the Middle East.

The rest of the world essentially treats the US like lottery winners get treated. Everyone thinks those winning the lottery unfairly won at the expense of others and thus winners should be required to 'share' their largesse with others as a basic fairness. "You didn't earn that" essentially.

There is a reason why Envy is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:18 AM (WDjG6)

Simply Put, we are treated as a Welfare Administration District for the rest of the world.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:20 AM (UnA8+)

223
The Oracle's Last Prophecy Before She Was Carted Off to the Loony Bin:

"Oh, Athenians the God Apollo himself hath told me-

In the Land of the Eagle, Men will cut off their penises then dance in a lewd and lascivious manner in front of innocent young children, and call themselves Women.

And such unsexed creatures shall be called Stunning and Brave and held as heroes by the populace!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:21 AM (iJfKG)

224 Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell
It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week...


He's being 100% honest, but you misunderstand his terms. "House Republicans" aren't from the House of Representatives. They're like "house n*****s" from Democrat plantations of the past. Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, and some current RINOs in office that will lie and suck up to Democrats in the hopes of getting better treatment.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2025 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

225 Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2025 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)


Yes, was just there a few months ago and it is beautiful. They did have a lot of "woke" commentary on a number of artworks, unfortunately, which I found annoying, but I'd certainly go back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (rZCVI)

226 I have to say, too, that the color and tone of her arms and the part of her chest we can see are very much "alive," very realistic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (omVj0)

227 Pipe in her right hand / weed in her left.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (sQtf0)

228 Calling them MAPS is simply a prelude to calling them 'born that way'.
Posted by: whig


And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (+4yJ5)

229 Reading up on calendars, it seems like the Gregorian calendar is really a mashup of two things, Dionysius Exiguus coming up with a new way to track Easter in the 6th century, divorced from Roman emperors, which only tracked things from the birth of Christ, and later efforts to extend the calendar to earlier years.

It's just that calendars don't start with Year Zero as a general practice.

So, when Dionysius created his calendar, he started it with 1AD. And when it was extended backwards, they continued the general practice of having the year before be the first year of a new calendar, so 1BC.

It makes sense to me. 0 isn't a year. It's the absence of a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

230 Simply Put, we are treated as a Welfare Administration District for the rest of the world.
Posted by: XTC
======
Yep. Also why we are not allowed borders or to exclude assholes from other countries--it would be 'unfair'.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (WDjG6)

231 In fairness, Kamala Harris was almost certainly three sheets to the wind when she said that. Whatever it is she was saying.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (FDi6J)

232 At least three doctors referred to it as the size of a lemon.
Is this some med school thing? It's clearly the size of a lime, not a lemon.
Posted by: From about That Time

********

I don't know about that. Where I went to med school we referenced all estimated sizes of tumors by comparing them to a hypothetical cow, 1 meter in diameter. So yours would be about 1/100th of a hypothcow. Assuming standard temperature and pressure.

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (/iMjX)

233 MAPS?

Fritz Lang's movie M will have to destroyed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (BlJUs)

234 Occasionally you will see some douchebag claiming they should have the right to vote in US elections because it affects them.

Saw that attitude from whiny Germans when the race was between McCain and Obama.

"Guys, don't make me think that we need to go Full Metal Dresden on you people again."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (+4yJ5)

235 231 In fairness, Kamala Harris was almost certainly three sheets to the wind when she said that. Whatever it is she was saying.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (FDi6J)

======

The woman is running for president, shitting on her competition, and making her case that she got 74 million votes without enough time to build a real campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

236 American Pope sure seems compromised.
Posted by: swell at October 08, 2025 10:07 AM (jlQcN)


I am not Catholic but, given that the previous Pope stacked the College of Cardinals, it seems unlikely that someone simpatico to his major policy preferences would be chosen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM (ExV1e)

237 And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.
Posted by: NR Pax
=====
Good point.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM (WDjG6)

238 Look at the "years" business this way.

You start placing a series of pretzel sticks in line on a table. (Don't eat any until you're done.). You don't have ten until you've put the tenth one in place, do you? Or twenty, until you put the twentieth one down.

The same would be true of a year or a century or a millennium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

But, if you start numbering the years at zero, you complete a full decade at year 9. Then year 10 starts a new decade instead of finishing the old one. It trues everything up. Same with centuries and millennia.

Just seems neater to me that way.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

239 It wouldn't even slightly bother me if Trump called some motherfucker a motherfucker. We are far, far past dispensing with the pleasantries.

Her Party shoots young nerds in the neck and burns down cities. She did a palace coup after their attempt to kill the opposing candidate failed. Her naughty mouth doesn't even register.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM (2El1h)

240 Gender Fluid LIB: Smoking Crack -- I CAN'T BREATHE.

Where's the Jackboot'd Thug when you need one, oh yeah, Chicago. The streets are extended gutters... and when the shit foams up all the whores and politicians will look up and cry "save us"... and I will whisper. NO.

Ozymandais himself plots his course of action: Ozy/2028 Betrayal Most Foul

https://www.skinnymoose.com/bbb/files/2009/03/botchmen.jpg

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM (B+aPv)

241 I guess the guy who shot up the Mormon church was not a big MAGA guy or the MSM would still be hawking it. Though I would like to know more about his motivations.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (EYmYM)

242 MVP @KamalaHarris on living history at Unreasonable Conversation in LA yesterday.
“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds when, in fact, these [Trump] mothafuckas are crazy.”


Please Democrats, please! Much more public exposure of Kamala Harris.

She's your party's Secret Weapon.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (iJfKG)

243 Kammie Ha-Ha actually used that word????

Politicians and lawyers were once supposed to be literate and articulate. Guess not any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Dem politicians have recently been adding a lot more expletives in their language. Their focus groups show they are viewed as weak, inauthentic, and disconnected from common people, and their solution is to swear more to appear tough, angry, and more "blue-collar". It's pathetic, but it's deliberate. Just like Newsom's X posts aping Trump's style.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

244 231 In fairness, Kamala Harris was almost certainly three sheets to the wind when she said that. Whatever it is she was saying.
Posted by: gKWVE
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So like the Oracle was......

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (WDjG6)

245 241 I guess the guy who shot up the Mormon church was not a big MAGA guy or the MSM would still be hawking it. Though I would like to know more about his motivations.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (EYmYM)

=====

Wrote a manifesto.

Anti-Catholic and anti-conservative SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

246 216 Delaware Art Museum has a nice little collection of pre-Raphaelite art
Posted by: kallisto

And the best collection of Sloan anywhere!

Posted by: Art Maven at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (oftw2)

247 If you are pdf-file, you ARE a predator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (BlJUs)

248 When I had my thoracic mass removed they pulled a lump the size of a baseball through an incision the size of a golf ball using a snare and a Mylar sack. Cool technique.

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (/iMjX)

249 But zero would be the *absence* of a pretzel stick, not one you could count!

"Okay. Who ate the first pretzel stick? 'Fess up!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:26 AM (omVj0)

250 235 231 In fairness, Kamala Harris was almost certainly three sheets to the wind when she said that. Whatever it is she was saying.
Posted by: gKWVE

I just assumed she was drunk most of the time.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2025 10:26 AM (JCZqz)

251 When I had my thoracic mass removed they pulled a lump the size of a baseball through an incision the size of a golf ball using a snare and a Mylar sack. Cool technique.
Posted by: muldoon

That took balls. Pretty ballsy move.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

252 I called Putin and said, Val, I want to vote in your next election.
He said, sure, would you like a little soup with that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2025 10:27 AM (sQtf0)

253 As in, "The Oracle declares that you will die at the hands of your own son."

But I only have a daughter, and I asked if I should raise sheep or goats. I'm so confused. -- Petitioner

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e)

254 The largest tumor has now shrunk to 3.9 cm in diameter. The amazing thing about that is that while a tumor of 8 cm has an approximate volume of 268 cubic centimeters, a tumor of 3.9 cm only has an approximate volume of 31 cubic centimeters, a shrinkage of almost 90%!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (SRRAx)

Fantastic news! Between your news and Grammie's update, this is becoming a great day already.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2025 10:27 AM (/yQ5S)

255 Accused Killer With 91 Felonies Requests Drug Treatment Program Over Prison

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He's turning his life around!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

256 241 I guess the guy who shot up the Mormon church was not a big MAGA guy or the MSM would still be hawking it. Though I would like to know more about his motivations.
Posted by: Willie Nailer
=========
Faggotry, rage at being a failure, manipulation by his furry asshole companion, leftist zeitgeist in media and politics, and I would not be surprised to see drugs involved as his furry bro got kicked out of the house for being a user.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (WDjG6)

257 I've only been once, but generally, avoid the touristy areas. It depends what you're looking for. Do the Acropolis and its museum. The rest of Athens can EABOD as far as I'm concerned. Naxos is a nice island with fewer tourists. I'll be up in central and northern Greece this time, and over on Lesvos. Happy to provide more guidance and reviews when I get back.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (ySpAZ)


What about Lesbos? The busty district.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

258 257 What about Lesbos? The busty district.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

=======

"Jeff...Jeff...first of all, it's pronounced Les-boss."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

259 It makes sense to me. 0 isn't a year. It's the absence of a year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's like saying that the 2000 is 2000 years.

0 is simply the integer that stands between -1 (1 BC) and 1 (1 AD).

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

260 182 Melania Trump Posts Victory Against "Unverified Claims" From Book Publisher
HarperCollins UK Publishers released a statement saying the publishing company removed passages from the book and removed copies of the book with the passages from circulation, according to a post on the first lady's official social media account.
. . . .
The book appeared to make the claim that convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had first introduced Donald Trump, then a private citizen, to Melania, his future wife.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)



Funny how it was just too late to pull books from circulation when it was Comey’s or Hillary’s or whoever’s book.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (eds4q)

261 American Pope sure seems compromised.
Posted by: swell at October 08, 2025 10:07 AM (jlQcN)

All popes are comprised. It's why I don't believe in them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (g8Ew8)

262 Dem politicians have recently been adding a lot more expletives in their language. Their focus groups show they are viewed as weak, inauthentic, and disconnected from common people, and their solution is to swear more to appear tough, angry, and more "blue-collar". It's pathetic, but it's deliberate. Just like Newsom's X posts aping Trump's style.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
=========
They imitate each other and the infotainment they watch. They think it adds authenticity whether it is a group of AWFL college professors or politicians.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

263 *the year 2000*

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

264 Her naughty mouth doesn't even register.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2025 10:24 AM


I beg to differ.

Posted by: Zombie Willy Brown at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (ySpAZ)

265 94 Sorta Willowed:

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 08, 2025 09:49 AM (SRRAx)

Very glad to hear this news Teresa!

Posted by: Joemarine at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (y171U)

266 242 MVP @KamalaHarris on living history at Unreasonable Conversation in LA yesterday.

Book summary. She MEANT to do ^THAT^.

AND SHE WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-NotChangeAThing

https://youtu.be/EW98E6wYQcU?t=68
America Dodged a Bullet:: Dance to the ctHARRIS Policy Word Salad Wonk

https://www.skinnymoose.com/bbb/files/2009/03/botchmen.jpg

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (DDz4h)

267 Wrote a manifesto.

Anti-Catholic and anti-conservative SCOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

Just reading the news I only read he was anti Mormon. What’s anti conservative SCOTUS?

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (EYmYM)

268 I saw Thoracic Mass open for Black Sabbath at the Capitol Theater in '72.

Posted by: Musikladen at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (oftw2)

269 Cerebral Hypoxia

Saw it in employees working in certain pumping stations; welding the interior of titanium tanks for chemical industries; dumping huge refrigeration systems (in small compartments) where the food on the interior had rotted for ages; NDT on ships when technicians laid beneath huge components undergoing testing, etc.

Hydrogen sulfide; argon as a shielding gas, etc.

---
Yellowjackets (ugh!) featured a scene or two where the group's mystic would enter a cave, faint, and then prophesize.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

270 Wrote a manifesto.

Anti-Catholic and anti-conservative SCOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

Ah, unknown motive. Nothing to see here, move along.
- Media

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (Dv3i1)

271 When I had my thoracic mass removed they pulled a lump the size of a baseball through an incision the size of a golf ball using a snare and a Mylar sack. Cool technique.
Posted by: muldoon


So, in medical terms your mass was larger than a lemon. More like an orange.

So, a quick technique was crucial when every minute made a difference!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (iJfKG)

272 by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (WDjG6)

I don't think the guy who shot up the Mormon church was a furry or gay. He was just upset at his ex wife and hated Mormons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 10:32 AM (rZCVI)

273 Looks like she is trying to go number two.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 08, 2025 10:32 AM (5j0zF)

274 267 Just reading the news I only read he was anti Mormon. What’s anti conservative SCOTUS?
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:31 AM (EYmYM)

======

Exactly what you think it is. Hating the conservative SCOTUS.

https://x.com/MaryMargOlohan/status/1975681741185503591


I thought you were talking about the Red Mass bomber wannabe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

275 As in, "The Oracle declares that you will die at the hands of your own son."

But I only have a daughter, and I asked if I should raise sheep or goats. I'm so confused. -- Petitioner
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025


***
"Sorry, only one question to a customer. Come back next month. No, make it next year, the Olympic Games are next month. Try the lamb."

(Twenty years later, the farmer has forgotten the prophecy and adopted a child he *thinks of* as his son, and . . . BANG!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2025 10:32 AM (omVj0)

276 Just watched a vid of some hefty gal getting shoved to the ground and then arrested for trying to block an ICE van.

Nature is healing.

I voted for lots and lots of this.

But the best is the rest of the protestors.
So much feminized power.
Like trying to scold and socially shame the men.

Just because you spent the entirety of your formative education years under the control of toxic women, that you lived your entire life in a society that is under the same type of power, doesn't mean it's real:
It's coercion exercised under license by those who actually have the will to use force.

And when those with that force are turned against you, now you see what weight your scolding and shaming has.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2025 10:33 AM (ZfRHX)

277 Posted by: Doesn't Matter at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (JCLJi)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 10:33 AM (zFwIe)

278 255 Accused Killer With 91 Felonies Requests Drug Treatment Program Over Prison

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He's turning his life around!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The Right is going to have to eliminate judicial discretion on bail and sentencing because of leftist judges. The left views criminals as their allies, the right views them as pestilent that should be kept away from society. So you see strict sentencing and bail protecting society in red locations, while in blue, revolving door for various reasons given like this.

Habitual criminal turning their life around my ass. Simply another scam while the scumbag himself laughs at the judge's gullibility if the judge buys it.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:33 AM (WDjG6)

279 Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:28 AM (WDjG6)

I think you are referring to Kirk’s murderer. I’m talking about the church shooter.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:33 AM (EYmYM)

280 And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (+4yJ5)


Unpopular opinion... I can sort of see their point. You can't really help who/what you're sexually attracted to.

The problem with pedos is that the only time you find out that they're pedos is after they've acted on that attraction. And that is unforgivable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

281 Fantastic news! Between your news and Grammie's update, this is becoming a great day already.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2025 10:27 AM


This is, indeed, excellent news.

I missed Grammie's update...what's new?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (ySpAZ)

282 I am not Catholic but, given that the previous Pope stacked the College of Cardinals, it seems unlikely that someone simpatico to his major policy preferences would be chosen.
____

1. Submit to muzzies, pander to gays
2. ????
3. ????

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Dv3i1)

283 We were talking a little about Tina Cole on the last thread. According to Wiki, she's a Mormon.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

284 Collier's "Lilith With A Snake" makes it pretty clear to me that he dug women.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (n9ltV)

285 She looks like she is sleepwalking and/or on drugs, which is appropriate.

Posted by: PG at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (BswES)

286 272 I don't think the guy who shot up the Mormon church was a furry or gay. He was just upset at his ex wife and hated Mormons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 10:32 AM (rZCVI)

He seems to be conflating the Mormon Church shooter with the Charlie Kirk shooter and the person who tried to kill Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

287 259 It makes sense to me. 0 isn't a year. It's the absence of a year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's like saying that the 2000 is 2000 years.

0 is simply the integer that stands between -1 (1 BC) and 1 (1 AD).
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

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We also don't have day zero or month zero.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

288 196 Interesting tidbit about this painter: "Both of his marriages were to daughters of Thomas Henry Huxley."

"So, my good friend John, you married my daughter but she died. I'm so sorry. You must be horny. How about her sister?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:12 AM (iFTx/)

"He shall prick that annual blister,
Marriage with deceased wife's sister:"

Posted by: cappercaillie4901 at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (f1WVr)

289 282 I am not Catholic but, given that the previous Pope stacked the College of Cardinals, it seems unlikely that someone simpatico to his major policy preferences would be chosen.
____

1. Submit to muzzies, pander to gays
2. ????
3. ????
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Dv3i1)

4. Global One-World Communism!

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (UnA8+)

290 At least three doctors referred to it as the size of a lemon.
Is this some med school thing? It's clearly the size of a lime, not a lemon.
Posted by: From about That Time

********

I don't know about that. Where I went to med school we referenced all estimated sizes of tumors by comparing them to a hypothetical cow, 1 meter in diameter. So yours would be about 1/100th of a hypothcow. Assuming standard temperature and pressure.
Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:23 AM (/iMjX)

They need to change it to, "a fully-ripe apricot".

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (g8Ew8)

291 Faggotry, rage at being a failure, manipulation by his furry asshole companion,

Those dingleberries can be murder.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (FDi6J)

292 All popes are comprised. It's why I don't believe in them.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (g8Ew


I saw him on TV. He's real.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

293 He was just upset at his ex wife and hated Mormons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Going out on a limb and suggest undiagnosed mental illness played a part as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (+4yJ5)

294 Collier's "Lilith With A Snake" makes it pretty clear to me that he dug women.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

And he seems to have preferred gingers.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

295 292 All popes are comprised. It's why I don't believe in them.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (g8Ew

I saw him on TV. He's real.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

====

I saw him in person.

Either real or a really well-made robot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

296 I'd hit it.

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (jc0TO)

297 And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:22 AM (+4yJ5)

Unpopular opinion... I can sort of see their point. You can't really help who/what you're sexually attracted to.

The problem with pedos is that the only time you find out that they're pedos is after they've acted on that attraction. And that is unforgivable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
_______

I kinda agree with you. I think most everyone has dark desires that we stop ourselves from acting on. That's part of resisting sin and temptation. I almost surely woulda killed someone by now with my hot temper.

But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

298 When I had my thoracic mass removed they pulled a lump the size of a baseball through an incision the size of a golf ball using a snare and a Mylar sack. Cool technique.
Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:25 AM


But what's that in hypothecows?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (ySpAZ)

299 Ackshewally, in Greek it *would* rhyme with "healthy".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

**********

I was hoping that might be the case, but was too lazy to look it up so I took a blind stab at it. thanks!

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (/iMjX)

300 Oracle’s cryptic response:

“He who smelt it, dealt it.”

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (1Vo6X)

301 It makes sense to me. 0 isn't a year. It's the absence of a year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's like saying that the 2000 is 2000 years.

0 is simply the integer that stands between -1 (1 BC) and 1 (1 AD).
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

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We also don't have day zero or month zero.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:35 AM


Every year is Jahr Null on the Left.

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (jc0TO)

302 I make that same face when I'm dropping a deuce.

Posted by: TC at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (cHOHf)

303 297 I kinda agree with you. I think most everyone has dark desires that we stop ourselves from acting on. That's part of resisting sin and temptation. I almost surely woulda killed someone by now with my hot temper.

But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

The ones who don't act on it, if it can be proven they never acted on it, get the mercy of a bullet between the eyes.

All others get the woodchipper.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (UnA8+)

304 I don't think the guy who shot up the Mormon church was a furry or gay. He was just upset at his ex wife and hated Mormons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Pronouns can be imprecise, I thought the post was over the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk. Too many leftist douchebags trying to kill people to distinguish each of them much anymore. To be a leftist nowadays appears to require desiring to kill their political opponents (or at least not objecting to others doing so on their behalf). Same as jihadis and Muslims.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (WDjG6)

305 283 We were talking a little about Tina Cole on the last thread. According to Wiki, she's a Mormon.
Posted by: Bulg

Yes, the whole King/Cole family cabal are Mormons.

Posted by: The King Family at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (oftw2)

306 We also don't have day zero or month zero.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Because we don't have negative days or negative months. There is nothing comparable to the BC-AD divide that we have with years.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

307 306 We also don't have day zero or month zero.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Because we don't have negative days or negative months. There is nothing comparable to the BC-AD divide that we have with years.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

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The BC calendar and AD calendar aren't really one calendar. They're two bound together. Each starts with 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

308 I kinda agree with you. I think most everyone has dark desires that we stop ourselves from acting on. That's part of resisting sin and temptation. I almost surely woulda killed someone by now with my hot temper.

But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

The ones who don't act on it, if it can be proven they never acted on it, get the mercy of a bullet between the eyes.

All others get the woodchipper.
Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:38 AM (UnA8+)
____

So everyone who's ever had thoughts -- not actions -- that are sufficiently undesirable should be shot in the face? That's your model for society?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

309 But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
____

If you look at it relative to the time spent doing other things, I was hardly ever in the shower together with my daughter, Ashley.

Posted by: Joe Biden, kind old man at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (Dv3i1)

310 Unpopular opinion... I can sort of see their point. You can't really help who/what you're sexually attracted to.

Different schools of thought on that. There are people who assert that gays were turned that way through sexual assault.

The problem with pedos is that the only time you find out that they're pedos is after they've acted on that attraction.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


There are some that realize what their attraction is, they know it's sick and they get help to cure it. I have some sympathy for them but Al Gayeda would call that "conversion therapy."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (+4yJ5)

311 How did the Romans know it was 50 years until Christ? I guess it was like the Mayan Calendar.

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (jc0TO)

312 But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)


But, of course, the ones who refuse to act on the attraction, presumably, do so because they understand it is wrong. They may confide in a priest, or therapist, but no one else knows and, therefore, they suffer no harm for their desires.

The others get off too lightly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)

313 308 So everyone who's ever had thoughts -- not actions -- that are sufficiently undesirable should be shot in the face? That's your model for society?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

If it involves children.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:41 AM (UnA8+)

314 Don't know how they took my lump out, but thirty minutes after waking up I'm walking around no problem. Its amazing.

And what is MAPS?
Mothers against pedophile snark?

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (n4GiU)

315 Unpopular opinion... I can sort of see their point. You can't really help who/what you're sexually attracted to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yes, you can actually but you never see that mentioned much because it does not suit leftists to think that gays or trans thoughts can be 'cured' or that pedoes can be fixed to some extent.

And some of that is like drug or sex addiction treatment, you cannot go back to that world you were around including the people, places, and things that would trigger relapse.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

316 I wonder if MAPs can fix themselves by sticking with MILF pr0n.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (FDi6J)

317

"Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also!


Oct 08, 2025, 7:19 AM "

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (g47mK)

318 The BC calendar and AD calendar aren't really one calendar. They're two bound together. Each starts with 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

It's the loneliest number.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (g8Ew8)

319 Crack kills...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (ynpvh)

320 And what is MAPS?
Mothers against pedophile snark?
Posted by: From about That Time
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Minor Attracted Person(s).

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

321 Pedo even if unacted upon seems worse than coveting your neighbors wife's ass. There is the central element of despoiling innocence, which is pretty fucking evil.

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (jc0TO)

322
by: NR Pax at October 08, 2025 10:36 AM (+4yJ5

Yes, that too. Very Unfortunately, there have been too many shootings in a short time so it gets confusing . Was it the guy who shot people at the RC church, the Kirk shooting, the guy who shot people at. What's or the guy who shot up the Mormon church ? It's helpful to give more details

And I don't think that
was the end of the church shootings . Don't even know about the guy who was trying to bomb a "red mass " at a DC Roman Catholic Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (rZCVI)

323 318 The BC calendar and AD calendar aren't really one calendar. They're two bound together. Each starts with 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

It's the loneliest number.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (g8Ew

Zero's got nothing on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (ynpvh)

324 I kinda agree with you. I think most everyone has dark desires that we stop ourselves from acting on. That's part of resisting sin and temptation. I almost surely woulda killed someone by now with my hot temper.

But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

--------------

I always figured it came down to the ability to empathize -- and I have no idea how much is nature and how much is nurture.

I could never hurt a child because I can put myself in the place of the child. Unlike sociopaths and psychopaths apparently ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (wqHZG)

325 Different schools of thought on that. There are people who assert that gays were turned that way through sexual assault.

Possible, not my field of expertise. Not sure what would turn someone pedo though. Playing doctor with Suzie from next door?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (ExV1e)

326 314 Don't know how they took my lump out, but thirty minutes after waking up I'm walking around no problem. Its amazing.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Modern anesthetics and pain killers are rather miraculous.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (WDjG6)

327 And what is MAPS?
Mothers against pedophile snark?
Posted by: From about That Time
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Minor Attracted Person(s).
Posted by: whig



What is MAPS?

A corpse.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (OUGLk)

328 320 And what is MAPS?
Mothers against pedophile snark?
Posted by: From about That Time
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Minor Attracted Person(s).

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

So AuntiFa...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (ynpvh)

329 Born that way excuses pisses me off.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (EYmYM)

330 315 Yes, you can actually but you never see that mentioned much because it does not suit leftists to think that gays or trans thoughts can be 'cured' or that pedoes can be fixed to some extent.

And some of that is like drug or sex addiction treatment, you cannot go back to that world you were around including the people, places, and things that would trigger relapse.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

Willpower exists, and anybody who does not have a disorder like Schizophrenia or the like can force themselves to be normal whether they want to or not.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

331 So everyone who's ever had thoughts -- not actions -- that are sufficiently undesirable should be shot in the face? That's your model for society?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

If it involves children.
Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:41 AM (UnA8+)
_____

I don't agree with you but regardless, it would never end there. We don't punish people for thoughts. That's antithetical to the entire foundation of free society. No exceptions, no matter how well intentioned. The exceptions will never remain exceptions. They'll swallow the rule.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (iFTx/)

332 I don't like this "MAPS" abbreviation b/c it is ruining the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song for me.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (FDi6J)

333 316 I wonder if MAPs can fix themselves by sticking with MILF pr0n.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (FDi6J)

Step A - stop sanitizing what they are by calling them MAPs. If you are attracted to children, if you see children as sexual beings (and I don’t mean you personally), you are a deeply broken individual. Not the same as someone with a foot kink. Those people need to not be part of society because they will act on their vileness, directly or indirectly. Either way, a child is hurt and if we aren’t rabidly protective of our children, we are lost.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (2N3ca)

334 Lol. Watching Carolla. Adam Quislinger is getting weepy on X about Trump being such an alpha male.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (2El1h)

335 326 314 Don't know how they took my lump out, but thirty minutes after waking up I'm walking around no problem. Its amazing.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Modern anesthetics and pain killers are rather miraculous.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (WDjG6)

Indeed. Some also affect short-term memory; that's why you can't remember things from about 5 minutes or so BEFORE the anesthesia takes affect...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (ynpvh)

336 Possible, not my field of expertise. Not sure what would turn someone pedo though. Playing doctor with Suzie from next door?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Being molested as a child is a big reason. Same as domestic violence offenders often grew up as a child where such was normalized.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

337 333 316 I wonder if MAPs can fix themselves by sticking with MILF pr0n.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (FDi6

Forget MAP.... Call it what it is .. Pedophiles...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (VE6XX)

338 I remember hearing about some pedophile who actually found Christ and came up with a ministry directed at other pedophiles to keep them from acting on their proclivities. Don't know how successful he was.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

339 332 I don't like this "MAPS" abbreviation b/c it is ruining the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song for me.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:44 AM (FDi6J)

There's also Dora the Explorer's MAP...and she's a kid, so I guess that makes sense...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:46 AM (ynpvh)

340 Different schools of thought on that. There are people who assert that gays were turned that way through sexual assault."

I think it's pretty obvious that most female homosexuality stem from that; it's also my personal observation from those I've known. It's most likely why females appear to have a much easier time switching back and forth as the mood takes them. (Not all, of course, but some)

Some men are like that. But some have just fallen completely for the urge to screw anything that moves anytime they want, and it's easiest to find that with someone else who has the same drives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:46 AM (uWKK8)

341 Electroshock should work

Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2025 10:47 AM (IDphi)

342 This is disappointing... No splashy perp walk for Comey... Brought him in the backdoor with no fanfare....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

343 340 Different schools of thought on that. There are people who assert that gays were turned that way through sexual assault."

I think it's pretty obvious that most female homosexuality stem from that; it's also my personal observation from those I've known. It's most likely why females appear to have a much easier time switching back and forth as the mood takes them. (Not all, of course, but some)

Some men are like that. But some have just fallen completely for the urge to screw anything that moves anytime they want, and it's easiest to find that with someone else who has the same drives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:46 AM (uWKK

Even kitchenware, like pans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

344 I don't like this "MAPS" abbreviation b/c it is ruining the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song for me.
Posted by: gKWVE

I hate it because I love actual maps, and don't like to see them confused with pedophiles.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

345 We don't prosecute wanna be murderers who think about it but never do it, and who don't talk about it (if Thou shouldst judge, Lord, who would stand?) so the same should apply to any crime.

Law is about what you DO, not what you think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (uWKK8)

346 And some of that is like drug or sex addiction treatment, you cannot go back to that world you were around including the people, places, and things that would trigger relapse.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

That's not true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (g8Ew8)

347 Pedo even if unacted upon seems worse than coveting your neighbors wife's ass. There is the central element of despoiling innocence, which is pretty fucking evil.
Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:43 AM (jc0TO)


Let me begin my remarks by stating that I am not, even remotely, sexually attracted to children. No one needs to shoot me in the face at the MoMe.

You might consider carnal desires, particularly deviant ones, as whisperings from Stan. Always there, always talking to you, louder than the Holy Spirit. Now imagine the kind of self-control needed to refrain, particularly as society seems to be headed in a direction of excusing the worst sins imaginable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

348 337 333 316 I wonder if MAPs can fix themselves by sticking with MILF pr0n.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (FDi6

Forget MAP.... Call it what it is .. Pedophiles...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:45 AM (VE6XX)

All “MAP” does is make their evil sound SO NICE. Much as legalizing the murder of medical patients is given the sweet acronym MAID.

Both serve to disguise evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (c44Rp)

349
Law is about what you DO, not what you think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (uWKK

Unless you're in England

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

350 342 This is disappointing... No splashy perp walk for Comey... Brought him in the backdoor with no fanfare....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

That's almost more terrifying, really.

No show, no fuss, just disappear the bastard into the system.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (06Hmj)

351 Willpower exists, and anybody who does not have a disorder like Schizophrenia or the like can force themselves to be normal whether they want to or not.
Posted by: XTC
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Yes it does. But also aversive therapy means that you cannot return to your old life without falling back into old behavioral problems.

Reading between the lines, that is also true of being a Christian--it requires becoming a different person to follow Christ.

That is also where the aversion idea comes from in Christianity--whether the item is strong drink, going to strip clubs, watching pron, evil and violent entertainment, doing drugs, etc.

Because the act comes from thinking mentally about the deed and most people are fatally weak in one area or another regarding temptation.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (WDjG6)

352 So, a quick technique was crucial when every minute made a difference!
Posted by: naturalfake

*********

ISWYDT

The surgeon really had to concentrate. In the recovery room I felt like I had been beaten to a pulp!

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (/iMjX)

353 Electroshock should work
Posted by: Archer


480v.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (OUGLk)

354 I kinda agree with you. I think most everyone has dark desires that we stop ourselves from acting on. That's part of resisting sin and temptation. I almost surely woulda killed someone by now with my hot temper.

But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)


I seriously doubt that you can socially trust some guy who jacks off to pedo porn ( a crime in itself)

never to act out his desires that he believes would be delightful.

The stats show that recidivism with jailed then released peso criminals is close to 100%.

They're doing exactly what they want to do. It's not some flash in the pan thing like not punching Joe Blow in the nose cuz he insulted your Mom.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (iJfKG)

355 Electroshock should work
Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2025 10:47 AM


Up the voltage!

- Dr. Hathaway

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (ySpAZ)

356 349
Law is about what you DO, not what you think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (uWKK

Unless you're in England

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

Yeah, they've taken "1984" as a manual instead of a warning...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:50 AM (ynpvh)

357 peso = pedo

Fuck you, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

358 So, a quick technique was crucial when every minute made a difference!
Posted by: naturalfake

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ISWYDT

The surgeon really had to concentrate. In the recovery room I felt like I had been beaten to a pulp!
Posted by: muldoon


You are going to squeeze all that you can out of that pun, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 10:50 AM (OUGLk)

359 I remember hearing about some pedophile who actually found Christ and came up with a ministry directed at other pedophiles to keep them from acting on their proclivities. Don't know how successful he was.
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God bless them, but I'm not sure much good could come from that. I've read/seen countless stories about how the pedo-wing of the prison will find several inmates sitting around a television...watching a children's show. They're literally in PRISON because of their desire to prey upon children, and they're gathered together watching kids on television.

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2025 10:50 AM (TN0g+)

360 357 peso = pedo

Fuck you, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

Mexico is filled with pesophiles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:51 AM (ynpvh)

361 351 Yes it does. But also aversive therapy means that you cannot return to your old life without falling back into old behavioral problems.

Reading between the lines, that is also true of being a Christian--it requires becoming a different person to follow Christ.

That is also where the aversion idea comes from in Christianity--whether the item is strong drink, going to strip clubs, watching pron, evil and violent entertainment, doing drugs, etc.

Because the act comes from thinking mentally about the deed and most people are fatally weak in one area or another regarding temptation.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (WDjG6)

I didn't say they can go walking back into Sodom and Gomorrah.

Part of a strong will is that you don't go there in the first place.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:51 AM (UnA8+)

362
@BreakingNews
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress after a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.
October 8, 2025, 10:19 am

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

363 I hate it because I love actual maps, and don't like to see them confused with pedophiles.
Posted by: Bulg

Miss Caitlin Upton Miss SC Teen 2007, gave the classic answer about why US Americans are so in the dark regarding maps. She is now 36 years old.

Posted by: Rand McNally at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM (oftw2)

364 I have no bad thoughts, because I associate bad thoughts with my father punching me full-force in the eye socket.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM (UnA8+)

365 President Javier Milei Performs Rock Concert In Argentina

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You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
Taxes couldn't get much higher

Come on baby raise them higher
Come on baby raise them higher
Try to set the world on FIRE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

366 And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.
Posted by: NR Pax
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Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas; has argued that people who commit crimes shouldn't necessarily be regarded as criminals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM (XeU6L)

367 It appears Ted Kennedy's ex-wife will not be down for breakfast. This is all the local news stations will be going on about all day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (ySpAZ)

368 Indeed. Some also affect short-term memory; that's why you can't remember things from about 5 minutes or so BEFORE the anesthesia takes affect...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I lost eight days to a cycle accident.
Five minutes here and there? Eh.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (n4GiU)

369 That's not true.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Wanna bet. If you are around something that tempts you all the time, you will fail. If it doesn't tempt you, then you won't.

Put a stash in someone who is trying to stop smoking dope, how long will it last. Put cigarettes and a lighter or light one up around someone trying to quit smoking. A bottle in front of an alcoholic, and so on.

Aversion therapy works because addicts, by definition, cannot stop themselves only by willpower otherwise they would not be addicted.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)

370 366 And I've seen sympathetic articles such as "I'm a pedophile. That doesn't make me a monster." We need to punch back brutally on these people.
Posted by: NR Pax
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Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas; has argued that people who commit crimes shouldn't necessarily be regarded as criminals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM (XeU6L)

Hahaha, then what's the definition of a criminal, Crazy Crockett?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (ynpvh)

371 But ... I don't know how many pedos don't act on their perversions. It could be a sizeable percentage. I could be almost none of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2025 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

I seriously doubt that you can socially trust some guy who jacks off to pedo porn ( a crime in itself)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2025 10:49 AM (iJfKG)


Masturbating to pedo porn is acting on their perversion.

I, for one, disagree with the court rulings that CGI pedo porn is okay since no actual child was, theoretically, harmed. This allows the pedo to act on their perversion. And acting on their perversion increases the likelihood of them doing so with a real victim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (ExV1e)

372 Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas; has argued that people who commit crimes shouldn't necessarily be regarded as criminals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 10:53 AM


Counterpoint: Jasmine Crockett, D-umbass; is an effin' loon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (ySpAZ)

373 Mexico is filled with pesophiles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:51 AM (ynpvh)

Ha! This guy's on FIRE today.

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (JCLJi)

374 Here's the important moral issue of Pedophilia, which makes it unacceptable and reprehensible in all of its forms:
It stems from a deep desire to use and abuse the weak and the innocent; and an unwillingness to engage with those who are on a somewhat equal footing of intelligence and strength.

That is what makes it Evil and something that should never be condoned or countenanced.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (uWKK8)

375 @BreakingNews
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress after a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.
October 8, 2025, 10:19 am
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

DC judge: I believe him. Case dismissed!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (g8Ew8)

376 I didn't say they can go walking back into Sodom and Gomorrah.

Part of a strong will is that you don't go there in the first place.
Posted by: XTC
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Sorry, I did not mean to imply you did. I was riffing off of your post.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (WDjG6)

377 368 Indeed. Some also affect short-term memory; that's why you can't remember things from about 5 minutes or so BEFORE the anesthesia takes affect...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I lost eight days to a cycle accident.
Five minutes here and there? Eh.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (n4GiU)

Cocaine is an incredible drug!

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (ynpvh)

378 375 @BreakingNews
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress after a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.
October 8, 2025, 10:19 am
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

DC judge: I believe him. Case dismissed!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM (g8Ew

=======

It got past a DC Grand Jury.

Case must be fucking strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

379 I, for one, disagree with the court rulings that CGI pedo porn is okay since no actual child was, theoretically, harmed. This allows the pedo to act on their perversion. And acting on their perversion increases the likelihood of them doing so with a real victim.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (ExV1e)

As a man purposes in his heart, so shall he do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (uWKK8)

380 @BreakingNews
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress after a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.
October 8, 2025, 10:19 am
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

DC judge: I believe him. Case dismissed!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:55 AM


No reasonable prosecutor ...

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (jc0TO)

381 It appears Ted Kennedy's ex-wife will not be down for breakfast. This is all the local news stations will be going on about all day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Drunk again, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (OUGLk)

382 379 As a man purposes in his heart, so shall he do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (uWKK

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I took Kyoto last night.

Gotta hold it for a whole year to become Shogun.

I shall be Shogun, and repress all of Japan under my heel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

383 Aversion therapy works because addicts, by definition, cannot stop themselves only by willpower otherwise they would not be addicted.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)


This seems accurate to me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)

384 Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (jc0TO)

385 There's a lot of symbolism in this art.

Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (AOsQT)

386 It appears Ted Kennedy's ex-wife will not be down for breakfast. This is all the local news stations will be going on about all day.
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Did she crash a Buick?

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (TN0g+)

387 367 It appears Ted Kennedy's ex-wife will not be down for breakfast. This is all the local news stations will be going on about all day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

That's a shame! Ted has been sober now for over 15 years!

Posted by: Chivas Regal at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (oftw2)

388 Former FBI Director James Comey pleads not guilty to lying to Congress after a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.

After a public campaign by Trump to prosecute him.... No prejudice in the reporting there....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (VE6XX)

389 Masturbating to pedo porn is acting on their perversion.

I, for one, disagree with the court rulings that CGI pedo porn is okay since no actual child was, theoretically, harmed. This allows the pedo to act on their perversion. And acting on their perversion increases the likelihood of them doing so with a real victim.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I think you see that in the Kirk murderer. He got fascinated with trans furry child pron animated shit which came out when his internet search history was released.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (WDjG6)

390 Don't take Kyoto if you are allergic to Kyoto, or to any of its ingredients.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

391 390 Don't take Kyoto if you are allergic to Kyoto, or to any of its ingredients.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

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I'm allergic to the old Shogun's bullshit, that's what I'm allergic to!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 08, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

392 I took Kyoto last night.


The signing gorilla?

Posted by: toby928 at October 08, 2025 10:58 AM (jc0TO)

393 Law is about what you DO, not what you think.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Character, OTOH, is about what you do when no one is watching.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 10:58 AM (XeU6L)

394 There was a law and order episode related to the cgi porn. A guy (white male of course) built a torture chamber for kids in his basement. But never actually used it. He was arrested but his defense was I didn’t commit any crimes I just built a fantasy world for myself.

I can’t remember if he was found guilty or not. But it would be the same as cgi I suppose.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 08, 2025 10:59 AM (5Yz+T)

395 will not be down for breakfast

Been awhile since we’ve heard that phrase, RMBS.
Howie Carr, maybe?

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2025 10:59 AM (6jy2V)

396 393 Law is about what you DO, not what you think.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Character, OTOH, is about what you do when no one is watching.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2025 10:58 AM (XeU6L)

God is always watching...

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at October 08, 2025 10:59 AM (ynpvh)

397 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2025 10:59 AM (ynpvh)

398 will not be down for breakfast

Been awhile since we’ve heard that phrase, RMBS.
Howie Carr, maybe?
Posted by: RI Red

Does that mean she died?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

399 Been awhile since we’ve heard that phrase, RMBS.
Howie Carr, maybe?
Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2025 10:59 AM


Yeah, that's a Howie Carr-ism. I miss the Celebrity Death Pool.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2025 11:00 AM (ySpAZ)

400 @44 "dactylic hexameter verse"
Would like to see THAT in a limerick...


It's hard to compose a limerick in the form of dactylic hexameter
Because, by its definition, the word count's outside the parameter
As a tip of the hat to Muldoon
I suppose I would just as soon
Be the first to jump in, gird the loins, and take a good slam at 'er.


In passing @60, "She's just being contrarian to affect a mysterious aura" is a phrase in dactylic hex -- pretty impressive.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 08, 2025 11:01 AM (zdLoL)

401
Did she crash a Buick?
Posted by: Crusader
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Buick...that's right it was a Buick !

Posted by: Oldsmobile at October 08, 2025 11:01 AM (XeU6L)

402 God bless them, but I'm not sure much good could come from that. I've read/seen countless stories about how the pedo-wing of the prison will find several inmates sitting around a television...watching a children's show. They're literally in PRISON because of their desire to prey upon children, and they're gathered together watching kids on television.
Posted by: Crusader

Cure rate so far for pedoes is extremely low. Most, when released,go back and commit more crimes in part because children are everywhere. In part, sexual crime registries are designed along aversive therapy lines--as in physical distance from places where children are on a regular basis and forbidding jobs around children as condition of release.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 11:01 AM (WDjG6)

403 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

404 Hahahahaha!

277 Posted by: Doesn't Matter at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (JCLJi)

Threadwinner.
Posted by: creeper at October 08, 2025 10:33 AM (zFwIe)

199 "The priestess.... So.. She chews some ganja leaves, inhales some steam that comes out of the crack in the stone floor, and then babbles out some 2 AM dorm room gibberish that doesn't make sense. Priests interpret everything."

"...Ye shall be unburdened by what has been...."
Posted by: Doesn't Matter at October 08, 2025 10:13 AM (JCLJi)

Posted by: m at October 08, 2025 11:03 AM (aURVT)

405 392 I took Kyoto last night.


The signing gorilla?


singing gorilla > signing gorilla

Posted by: anachronda at October 08, 2025 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

406 RMBS, still have a few days to serve on my Massachusetts sentence. Maybe I’ll listen to Howie on the drive back.

In re learning Greek: I did Rosetta Stone Spanish for a month before going to Spain. I was able to do simple conversations like asking for the house red wine, and which bus to take. And the natives were very polite about it. I think.

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2025 11:05 AM (1Vo6X)

407 Wanna bet. If you are around something that tempts you all the time, you will fail. If it doesn't tempt you, then you won't.

Put a stash in someone who is trying to stop smoking dope, how long will it last. Put cigarettes and a lighter or light one up around someone trying to quit smoking. A bottle in front of an alcoholic, and so on.

Aversion therapy works because addicts, by definition, cannot stop themselves only by willpower otherwise they would not be addicted.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)

It's not people, places, or things that make the alcoholic drink or addict shoot up. It's the spiritual void inside each individual that needs filling. Fill in hat void up with a spiritual way of life and that alcoholic or addict is free to go anywhere and associate with anyone he pleases.

Aversion is therapy puts limits on every aspect of one's life trying to avoid the least little bit of temptation. Aversion therapy hollows one's life.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 11:07 AM (g8Ew8)

408 407 Aversion is therapy puts limits on every aspect of one's life trying to avoid the least little bit of temptation. Aversion therapy hollows one's life.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 11:07 AM (g8Ew

Better Hollow than Degenerate.

Posted by: XTC at October 08, 2025 11:10 AM (UnA8+)

409 @408 If those are in truth the only two choices you have, you're sure as hell in the wrong comment section. Get away for the sake of your soul.

Your rules, not mine.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 08, 2025 11:12 AM (zdLoL)

410 346 And some of that is like drug or sex addiction treatment, you cannot go back to that world you were around including the people, places, and things that would trigger relapse.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2025 10:42 AM (WDjG6)

That's not true.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2025 10:48 AM (g8Ew

Agreed. What whig said is not true.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2025 11:15 AM (aURVT)

411 WHERES THE BEEF?!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 08, 2025 06:16 PM (wGqjj)

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