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Hello everyone! We made it to another Friday. Two weeks until the TxMoMe. How's everyone doing tonight?
Fido Friday: Food prank
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A little chuckle
I, also, have questions
Dindu Nutin
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USS Ravioli, reporting for duty
Building a harbor
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2025
In which we do a little trolling
A European in America
Bizarre
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Fair warning
Ewwww
Rednecks are universal
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2025
Looking fab
Grammar matters
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Well, glad they're focusing on the news
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2025
I want to ask some of the leftists if they'd be OK with "Democratic Fascism"
Second look at sodas?
Flight lessons
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The most cucked man in the world
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2025 09:59 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 09:59 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Chango butt at October 03, 2025 09:59 PM (EH7ZV)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 03, 2025 10:00 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Q1uY4)
Consider her ways and be wise
Posted by: mindful webworker - again at October 03, 2025 10:00 PM (fevhA)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (fveCG)
I would drive that mini tractor to Publix.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (T/1Pu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2025 10:05 PM (IAdFa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:07 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:07 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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When we lived in a free and unregulated country smart guys wanted to be doctors; prestige, respect and good money.
The aids fiasco and capitulation to insurance companies sealed the deal and sounded the death knell to independent practitioners and brought in government controlled medical systems.
Denton Cooley, M.D. - the first heart transplant could not happen today.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 10:08 PM (KOTyL)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 03, 2025 10:08 PM (31p00)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2025 10:08 PM (TVsZh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:09 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Totally Not Coc at October 03, 2025 10:09 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:11 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
New on Netflix: Young David French
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2025 10:12 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Miklos, dubious at October 03, 2025 10:12 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: toby928 at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (o9/HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
Sorry to hear that. Can it be revived? What is it?
Our van has been in the body shop for a month after getting sideswiped. Picked it up this afternoon. Very happy to have it back.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (qKYfj)
For reals!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Don't believe it is really a Caterpillar. But it was a real yard tractor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (Nzhwp)
Related: what the hell is with these dumb "if the last thing you [blank] was combined with [blank]" things?
There's no USS Pasta di Limone, spacefaring or otherwise, because that would be stupid as AF.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (BI5O2)
No, chili is not a soup. Especially idbit has carrots.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2025 10:13 PM (T/1Pu)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner, am I doing this right ? at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: David French at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (qKYfj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:15 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2025 10:15 PM (IAdFa)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
He'd have to be faking. Unless he's the guy from those old Charles atlas ads in the back of comics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
And after the mudslides, they started to see human remains sticking from the ground.
Posted by: runner, am I doing this right ? at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: David French at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (qKYfj)
No thats his wife. Strictly speaking he would be... nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (GLOW0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (IAdFa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Soros is funding Wiki. Why should you expect honesty?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:17 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: USS Ice Cream at October 03, 2025 10:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2025 10:17 PM (vZUXb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2025 10:17 PM (GLOW0)
Posted by: runner, am I doing this right ? at October 03, 2025 10:16 PM (g47mK)
Odd, they have an excerpt given to an American paper that said the Nazis burned all the bodies- all 100000 evidently. And then they tried to burn the work crews too but our fearless source got away.
<---- right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 03, 2025 10:18 PM (+ltn5)
Posted by: Baby Huey at October 03, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 10:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:17 PM (Nzhwp)
It's just wrong!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2025 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 10:19 PM (KOTyL)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
And what about the rest of us?
Posted by: I will not tolerate this goodist bigotry at October 03, 2025 10:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: USS Ice Cream
USS DingDong and Cream.
—hey big boy. Pete Buttplug
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:21 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2025 10:21 PM (GLOW0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2025 10:21 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (T/1Pu)
U.S.S. Cheesit
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: toby928 at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (o9/HH)
Baby carrot crops are so cute.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 10:23 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:23 PM (AOsQT)
If that's true...god help that poor kid. She's a hoe, son. Run far and fast. She will jump on every dick but yours the moment your back is turned.
Posted by: He's controlling and insecure! at October 03, 2025 10:24 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: toby928 at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (o9/HH)
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Civet coffee is made from waste too but it's really expensive. Explain that, Professor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:24 PM (Q1uY4)
No matter how old I get, I'll never stop getting a kick out of those teeny weeny Corn on the cobs in Chinese food.
How do they shuck those tiny things?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 10:24 PM (MhBev)
(who are these people?!)
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:25 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Nzhwp)
Babi Yar was the nazis, with Ukrainian help.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 10:25 PM (gKDq2)
Sometimes I hate the internet. It seems to make everything retarded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 10:25 PM (BI5O2)
I'm guessing its because you don't need to cut them to use them in cooking...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2025 10:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss
And nearly all artichokes.
Posted by: It Might Choke Artie, But It Ain't Gonna Choke Stymie! at October 03, 2025 10:25 PM (oftw2)
http://tiny.cc/08et001
Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (T/1Pu)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Nzhwp)
Nazis, 1941.
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (fveCG)
I just learned how to fly a helicopter
thanks guys
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:23 PM (AOsQT)
I am thinking that one probably has to kick the rudder pedal a little as one pulls up on the collective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (AOsQT)
I made pretty good progress on recovering from the hack, at least I didn't make any big mistakes yet, except losing some screws when reassembling a laptop. Those screws are so darn tiny that I can't pick them up with my fingers; have to use forceps. And when the forceps slip, the screw flies about six feet. Might as well be six miles for all the chances I have of finding it.
With screws missing, the case has to be squeezed a little in the tender bits to get the darn thing to even boot. After that its OK. I have a whole pill bottle full of those little screws around here, but it seems to be as lost as today's leaping screws are.
Didja ever notice that when a screw goes into a tight place with no well to guide it, it's hard to even get adequate light past fat fingers to even see it?
Nuked my Facebook. Take THAT, Big Tech! Nuked my X a few weeks ago when the Dem astroturf megaphone belched out all those disgusting lies about Charlie Kirk. I couldn't take it any more.
If every day goes as well as this one did, I should be all done by Christmas
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:26 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: Iris at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (bOJ2I)
Nazis
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:24 PM (Q1uY4)
Finding enough civets to shit enough coffee beans could lead to its expensive price.
The supply and demand of civets.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (gKDq2)
Dog tortures: Somewhat entertaining, mostly aggravating. Most entertaining is the dogs that attack in response. Right on, pups.
USS Burger and Chips? Not that inspiring.
"We are recording screams and torture…" Um, yeah, you hope people will believe that, don't you, sadist‽
So, is that drinking Coke AND Pepsi, like it says, or just drinking Coke OR Pepsi. And what about Dr. Pepper or RC Cola?
"The most cucked man in the world" — tell me no one is that clueless. Lie if you have to.
Cockroaches adjacent: Why Are Tick Populations Exploding? A/k/a why I prefer briefs to boxers.
https://youtu.be/8Pfy6XBp0QY
Posted by: mindful webworker - yay WD ONT at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (fevhA)
Our van has been in the body shop for a month after getting sideswiped. Picked it up this afternoon. Very happy to have it back.
Glad to hear the van is up and going again.
My truck was/were (got to get those pronouns right) a 2007 Ram 1500 Quad Cab 2WD. Went to start it and it would crank, start, rev up past 3500 rpm, and immediately die. Then it stopped cranking. Thought maybe battery, but no, that's not it. For the moment, it's a paperweight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:09 PM (Q1uY4)
You’re not a furry but a slimy.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Don Black
Good job wresting it from Captain Paolo
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
That euro who made the map said it right but it’s wrong.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: They're Not Babies At All at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:27 PM (wrRTB)
It's obviously a condiment.
Posted by: Oscar Mayer at October 03, 2025 10:29 PM (T/1Pu)
Um. I think you mean "pop".
Posted by: nerdygirl
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All in accordance with where you are or where you are from.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 10:29 PM (KOTyL)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2025 10:30 PM (IAdFa)
My take away from that is that we are wasting money keeping these retards in school for 13 years. Don't they have English class anymore?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (lUFok)
Time to put a code reader on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (Nzhwp)
I expect the upcoming struggle to be messy, but eventually we'll wipe out those Klingons.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (fveCG)
I'll speculate that a scarcity of appropriate targets (it is a rare day when you see a Ukrainian tank) has made risking helicopters on the battlefield a poor trade-off.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 03, 2025 10:32 PM (+ltn5)
(who are these people?!)
Posted by: runner
I visited Luxembourg once. A dull, functional, country. The capital was clean but not much to do. Its a non-entity nation. I think the main business is banking. Got some WWII memorials around. Patton's 3rd Army Div went through there. Nice country side.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2025 10:32 PM (qKYfj)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2025 10:32 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2025 10:32 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2025 10:33 PM (CHHv1)
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I noticed a severe shortage of open parking spaces. I had to park in Belgium.
Fucking Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:33 PM (Q1uY4)
Way back when I used to nature/bug photography, and 'ecotourism,' I'd get ticks. I think the worst was a place in Missouri (a breathtakingly beautiful state.) I came out with thirty ticks, of three different species.
They never settle in on me though, because bugs don't eat veal. I don't have to pull em out, just flick em off. Always check your crotch twice, your armpits, head hair, and especially the creases under the overhanging belly. They LOVE that shit! Cozy, warm, quiet.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:34 PM (m+XMU)
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I have decided largely, “Soup” is just stew that isn’t done yet.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 03, 2025 10:34 PM (vOk4U)
USS Panera would be my starship
Posted by: moki at October 03, 2025 10:35 PM (wLjpr)
Uh oh!
I think...I think the Democrats have their new gorge floyd. Well, they think they do.
The theatrics & lies about the Chicago apt. building raid are reaching new levels every hour. lol, no one cares.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 10:35 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at October 03, 2025 10:35 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:35 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:36 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:36 PM (AOsQT)
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/1.3619662
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:37 PM (Nzhwp)
I went out with a bunch of my buddy’s to the county fair and my GF decided to ‘accidentally’ meet us there with her friend. I basically blew her off because I finally had a free night and she couldn’t just let me have it. It was all downhill from there and was over in a month . No regerts.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:38 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: GWB at October 03, 2025 10:38 PM (Dvcu+)
Come on Miracle!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2025 10:38 PM (Ciygk)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 10:38 PM (PS4T+)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 03, 2025 10:39 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2025 10:39 PM (Ciygk)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All
I can do a lot with Venn Diagrams
—Kamalalala
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 10:39 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:36 PM (AOsQT)
Seeing them all back to back made it seem that way but taken one at a time knowing they were probably fed immediately after takes that cruelty feeling away for me.
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:39 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (EYmYM)
I have been known to add a full can of water to a can of chili, and treat it like a soup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:40 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2025 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: pookysgirl has learned a lot in the past three years at October 03, 2025 10:40 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:40 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (XV/Pl)
It can make most waters taste a lot better.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Miklos, attempting to play this game at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - decisions, descissors at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (fevhA)
Posted by: 496 at October 03, 2025 10:41 PM (4MR3n)
She was... not a good girl.
There's talk that the ICE raids are putting major pain on the cartels such that some are jacking up their prices, and others are weakening. Short term I expect the cartels will fight amongst each other for the scraps.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
What if your first child's hair color was combined with your first address's street name?
What if your current address's street name was combined with your brother's dog's name?
This type of meme is like Combos, if they made a Pralines 'n' Dick flavor of Combos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All
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I'm right in the middle of the intersection of those and okraphobics.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (egDPe)
Posted by: GWB
Well, they use a tractor...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (lUFok)
Time to put a code reader on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (Nzhwp)
Carb issues? Fuel filter?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2025 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:44 PM (gKWVE)
You don't have it there? It's a delicacy only targeted at a few select markets.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:45 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 03, 2025 10:45 PM (+ltn5)
Can't get over that woman with a matching jumpsuit and car. Hot orange! Must have hot orange everything!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 10:45 PM (4U88C)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:45 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:46 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 10:46 PM (XeU6L)
"Puffy Diddler Sentenced to Four Years In Prison For Something
The Man Who Tried to Murder Three Supreme Court Justices Gets a Lenient 8-Year Sentence from a Biden Judge... Because He Now Says He's a Transgender"
If Combs changed his name to Bea Diddy, (s)he'd probably get out with time served.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 03, 2025 10:46 PM (7FSsA)
There's talk that the ICE raids are putting major pain on the cartels such that some are jacking up their prices, and others are weakening. Short term I expect the cartels will fight amongst each other for the scraps.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Yeah. Looked her up. They need to build gas chambers plumbed for phosgene for the likes of her. Cyanide is too kind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:46 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 10:42 PM (BI5O2)
Tell me more...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 03, 2025 10:47 PM (+ltn5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:47 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2025 10:47 PM (3nLb4)
Combs is pansexual. He'll fuck anything. He'll shtup mud if its clayey enough.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 03, 2025 10:45 PM (+ltn5)
She really rocked that straw boater, didn't she?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (Nzhwp)
Jihad al Shamie might have also been behind the death threats sent to an MP in 2012."
Posted by: runner at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2025 10:39 PM (Ciygk)
Rightly so
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm)
Hey - every good Marti has at least three.
Posted by: 496
Ever notice that green olives are packed in transparent glass jars but black olives are in tin cans?
Systematic racism within the white grocery establishment!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Don Black
So, you probably don't approve of the fake throw prank. That's where you pretend to throw a ball to the other side of the room. Your dog runs all over trying to find the ball and bring it back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (y171U)
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Threadwinner right there
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2025 10:49 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 03, 2025 10:50 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (cYBz/)
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Yeah, but black olives never get poked with little red plastic swords and left to drown.
Posted by: 496 at October 03, 2025 10:50 PM (kTtsV)
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Yeah, definitely time for code reader.
*places marker on throttle position sensor*
Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (Nzhwp)
"Do these patterned shorts make my ass look big?"
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 03, 2025 10:51 PM (+ltn5)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:51 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:51 PM (gKWVE)
She would then harvest the dead mothers’ organs and sell their newborns to US couples for up to 250,000 Mexican pesos, or roughly $14,000, according to the Office of the Director of National Intelligence."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 10:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 10:52 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 03, 2025 10:52 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:53 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: Don Black
So, you probably don't approve of the fake throw prank. That's where you pretend to throw a ball to the other side of the room. Your dog runs all over trying to find the ball and bring it back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Yeah, that's also kind of a dick move.
My wife loves to pull that prank on my girl Gabrielle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:54 PM (xcxpd)
I hate tolerance. Tolerance is the destroyer of societies. Tolerance is just another word obedience. Obedience to shameless people doing shameful things.
People are done tolerating the Democrat's bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 10:54 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 10:54 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 03, 2025 10:55 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 10:55 PM (gKWVE)
That's a young Berserker, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2025 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Wrong color hair. At that age though, add a black T-shirt with possibly some mildly offensive langauge, lose the gay jewelry, add a real bike leather adorned with some minor music festoonery and yeah, something like that.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 10:55 PM (snZF9)
USS Adam & Eve On A Raft
I didn't eat that. Don't even know what it is, really.
But didn't that become famous from TV commercial?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 10:55 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 10:56 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:57 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2025 10:58 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 10:36 PM (AOsQT)
It's mean; it's abusing their trust in you. Hiding treats for them to sniff out, that's different.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 10:58 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 10:59 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (omVj0)
(Been meaning to link to some video for the pet thread.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - push and hold the turbo button at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (fevhA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (EYmYM)
There is no parole on a Fed sentence correct? Diddy will have to serve the full 4 years less time credited since he’s been incarcerated.
Posted by: Willie Nailer
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Correct, no parole in the federal system, but you can get something like 10-15% off for good behavior.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 11:01 PM (4U88C)
It's one thing to harmlessly tease your pooch. But to do it for Views is a dick move.
Quite frankly, I hate most of the animal videos on the internet because people are exploiting their animals for clicks, especially those foreign fucks.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 11:01 PM (MhBev)
USS Cream of Wheat
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 11:02 PM (4U88C)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 11:03 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 10:59 PM (EYmYM)
I'm colorblind, but could just make it out. Just don't ask if I can see a stop sign backed by a hilly field during summer. "What stop sign?"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2025 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)
We should abolish parole in all 50 states. Over half the armed criminals arrested around here are parolees. Abolish our suicidal 'juvenile justice system' too. Vicious murderers, armed robbers, carjackers, and home invaders aren't kids, no matter what their age is, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 11:03 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:03 PM (8z6SV)
Hell yes they do. Where'd you think she met the four guys?
--from the command deck of USS Red Snapper w/ Mango Chutney
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 03, 2025 11:05 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:05 PM (8z6SV)
Fuel filter won't cause a no crank situation.
Swapping the battery cleared the codes. Now the code reader is just showing me blinking red circles labelled CAT, EVA, O2S, NTR, and BGR. Just guessing that CAT is a catalytic converter sensor, O2S would be oxygen sensors. Yeah, I think those need a running engine to give a good reading.
Code reader is an Innova 6100P for those playing along at home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 11:05 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:05 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 03, 2025 11:06 PM (zdLoL)
There was a cartoon that showed a judge sentencing a guy and telling him to take a seat as his parole will take a few hours.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:06 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2025
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I saw two cute Korean (?) girls and thought I was in for some PG singing and dancing. Instead I get bipedal dinosaurs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:07 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 03, 2025 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
To me, that's different. That's play.
Food is primal to a dog, to any animal, including us. Why be a dick with your dog when it comes to food? Making him sit and wait. Fine. But c'mon, let Spot eat.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 11:08 PM (gKDq2)
(Been meaning to link to some video for the pet thread.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - push and hold the turbo button at October 03, 2025 11:00 PM (fevhA)
Maligator videos are adorable and terrifying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:08 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:08 PM (BI5O2)
They announced the new Innova 7000AI. It doesn't just measure and diagnose; it grabs the tools and starts fixing the thing itself. (But it never puts your tools back where they belong.)
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 11:08 PM (m+XMU)
It doesn't crank with a good battery? Does it click? Does it dim the headlights?
You cranked and started it. It stalled out. Now it doesn't crank. You did something. Check all the fuses and get back to Square 1 again.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 11:09 PM (MhBev)
We've had quite the day. Our car (Dad's) had a fuel leak and as my sister was driving back to work from lunch, the engine started smoking.
Thankfully she was right by an auto repair shop. So now we have the expense of getting our car fixed and the cost of a four day rental. The rental cost us about $800. I had no idea that they cost that much.
It's a very nice car (Nissan Sentra). Compared to our 20+ year old car, the rental is super fancy, it even has a camera when we reverse.
Didn't need this right now.
Posted by: Joyenz at October 03, 2025 11:09 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 11:09 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 11:10 PM (MhBev)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:07 PM (omVj0)
You gotta love synchronized stripper pole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 11:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2025
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Is it actually made with beer?
At the Haagen-Dasz shop the other night, I asked for a scoop of Irish Cream, and the clerk warned me it actually had some small percentage of alcohol. I decided to pass and had coffee chip instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:10 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 11:11 PM (m+XMU)
Posted by: keena at October 03, 2025 11:11 PM (ienUH)
Posted by: gp at October 03, 2025 11:09 PM (m+XMU)
And what’s with the concurrent sentences ? Most convicts think 5+5 = 5.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:11 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 11:01 PM (MhBev)
That's why I prefer the 'rescued animal now happy in a home' videos. Feel good stuff.
I do enjoy the German shepherds taste testing food, too. They're pretty funny.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 11:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:07 PM (omVj0)
You gotta love synchronized stripper pole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2025 11:10 PM (snZF9)
In real life, yes. Not with scalies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:12 PM (xcxpd)
Swapping the battery cleared the codes. Now the code reader is just showing me blinking red circles labelled CAT, EVA, O2S, NTR, and BGR. Just guessing that CAT is a catalytic converter sensor, O2S would be oxygen sensors. Yeah, I think those need a running engine to give a good reading.
Code reader is an Innova 6100P for those playing along at home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 11:05 PM (lUFok)
Flaky neutral safety switch might cause a no-crank. I don't know if that model truck has a discrete neutral safety switch; more likely it has a "transmission manual valve position sensor" reporting to the ECM. But a failure in that part could lead to the trouble you are experiencing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:12 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
1991, Strata Systems, Ninja Clowns is an absolute gem of a find.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:14 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:14 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: They're Not Babies At All
They put carrot juice in everything.
Anything that says "100% Juice" is 80% carrot juice and 20% whatever it claims to be, blueberries for example.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2025
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Is it actually made with beer?
At the Haagen-Dasz shop the other night, I asked for a scoop of Irish Cream, and the clerk warned me it actually had some small percentage of alcohol. I decided to pass and had coffee chip instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:10 PM (omVj0)
Say Yes to life more than No
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:15 PM (xcxpd)
1991, Strata Systems, Ninja Clowns is an absolute gem of a find.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
My friend Rikk Wolf played that game. It is bonkers in all the best ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:16 PM (xcxpd)
Blonde Morticia, do you mind if I ask what part of the US you live in?
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Central Coast, and I spend a lot of time in SoCal where elderly relatives live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 11:16 PM (4U88C)
2h
A Biden judge spent seven hours today justifying a shocking 22-year downward departure from sentencing guidelines for the man who attempted to kill Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, at one point saying she was glad the crime made his mom accept his transgender identity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 11:17 PM (KOTyL)
Fuel pump (replaced last year) kicks on. Something clicks, but the starter doesn't engage.
You cranked and started it. It stalled out. Now it doesn't crank. You did something. Check all the fuses and get back to Square 1 again.
Yes, I did do something. I cranked it again to try to get it to start. Then it stopped cranking. I'll check the fuses tomorrow when I can see them. I did a quick visual on the ones I could find that were ignition related, they looked OK, but tomorrow I'll spend some quality time with the ohmmeter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 11:17 PM (lUFok)
>>My friend Rikk Wolf played that game. It is bonkers in all the best ways.
Also found a Metal Slug knockoff called Demon Front, pretty good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:14 PM (omVj0)
I have to watch my cat with any new toy because he insists on tearing its insides out. I let him do it , pick up the stuffing and leave him with a piece of cloth which he equally enjoys but can’t hurt him.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:19 PM (EYmYM)
Also found a Metal Slug knockoff called Demon Front, pretty good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
That one I don't know but I do like Metal Slug. I'll look up Demon Front.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 11:19 PM (lUFok)
Know who Bernie Sanders ad buyer was for his Presidential runs?
His wife.
Nice way to turn campaign contributions into personal wealth.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 03, 2025 11:19 PM (JSu2X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2)
They also use apple juice for the filler juice.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:21 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
You would be surprised...
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at October 03, 2025 11:22 PM (+ltn5)
Seems like we have similar points of view on a lot of things. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:22 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:23 PM (omVj0)
I know personal OPSEC is of utmost importance here, especially for women.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:23 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 11:17 PM (lUFok)
Look in the fuse box/relay box under the hood. There should be a crank relay. Jump the right pair of terminals with a jumper wire, and the engine should crank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:23 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Cosda at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (GH5vr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (JViJT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I like Cream of Wheat. Growing up in Indiana we also had something called CoCo Wheat. Basically chocolate-flavored Cream of Wheat. It was pretty good.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: They're Not Babies At All at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (oftw2)
They say he carved it from a bigger carrot.
youtu.be/bx7rmUbAYZ0
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2025 11:25 PM (QGaXH)
>>That one I don't know but I do like Metal Slug. I'll look up Demon Front.
I picked up Silksong, the follow up to Hollow Knight, I've beat it already and was looking for something good on Steam, but there really isn't much that's good.
So I started rummaging through the backrooms of my collection, I also have to pick up a light gun so I can play CarnEvil.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 03, 2025 11:26 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2025 11:26 PM (QGaXH)
His wife.
Nice way to turn campaign contributions into personal wealth.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 03, 2025 11:19 PM (JSu2X)
Can't get that third dacha without a little nepotism.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/43kwaxu2
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2)
Not even my dotage cheese.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Reforger at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (YctIS)
Posted by: Sulu at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2025 11:26 PM (QGaXH)
Tonto! Jump on it...jump on it...jump on it...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (xcxpd)
No wonder in my adolescence I was hornier than a Mexican jumping bean!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:29 PM (omVj0)
So I started rummaging through the backrooms of my collection, I also have to pick up a light gun so I can play CarnEvil.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Balatro. Buy it. Say good bye to your free time.
It's on sale on Steam.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:31 PM (xcxpd)
Study funded by the Soft Drink Association .
Posted by: Sulu at October 03, 2025 11:31 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:29 PM (omVj0)
You probably bought that Spanish Fly advertised in the back of comic books.
Posted by: RickZ at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (gKDq2)
Blonde, would you think I was an intolerable creep if I asked if I could meet up with you sometime when you're in SoCal?
Seems like we have similar points of view on a lot of things. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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There have been SoCal momes. I think Romeo13, maybe Jim in Kalifornia, maybe even rhomboid (but I get the feeling he's kind of above it all).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (4U88C)
"Why does Tonto always go into town when the Lone Ranger asks him? They always beat the snot out of him! 'Nice to see ya around Tonto!!' (sound effect of smashing and beating)"
Lone Ranger: "Tonto, did you go into town?"
Tonto: "Yes sir, I went to town."
LR: "Did you get the message, Tonto?"
Tonto: "Yes Kemosabe, I got the message."
LR: "What did it say, Tonto?"
Tonto: "It say, 'Tonto no go to town!!'"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (fveCG)
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No love for Maypo around here?
Posted by: 496 at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (FASZa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (Nzhwp)
I arranged one several years ago, pre-pandemic, at Pechanga in Temecula. Met some great guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:33 PM (8z6SV)
"Why does Tonto always go into town when the Lone Ranger asks him? They always beat the snot out of him! 'Nice to see ya around Tonto!!' (sound effect of smashing and beating)"
Lone Ranger: "Tonto, did you go into town?"
Tonto: "Yes sir, I went to town."
LR: "Did you get the message, Tonto?"
Tonto: "Yes Kemosabe, I got the message."
LR: "What did it say, Tonto?"
Tonto: "It say, 'Tonto no go to town!!'"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:32 PM (8z6SV)
This is the song I was referring to. Appears in the move 'Dodgeball' briefly
https://youtu.be/vQObWW06VAM 'Apache' by Sugar Hill Gang
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:34 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I like Cream of Wheat. Growing up in Indiana we also had something called CoCo Wheat. Basically chocolate-flavored Cream of Wheat. It was pretty good.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:24 PM (fveCG)
Bowl of Cream of Wheat with a big pat of butter and sprinkled with sugar...my youth. Thanks,mom
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 03, 2025 11:34 PM (+I6Y/)
It was dead. The spider. Not the old guy.
And no, I didn’t show it to him or tell him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 11:34 PM (JViJT)
We're usually pretty cloudy in the mornings and there's a lot of light pollution so I don't see too much.
Hope everyone is doing well!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2025 11:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
It’s the ultimate virtue signal.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 11:35 PM (wrRTB)
Good night morons.
Do something fun this weekend!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:36 PM (xcxpd)
>>Balatro. Buy it. Say good bye to your free time.
From the authors:
"The poker roguelike. Balatro is a hypnotically satisfying deckbuilder where you play illegal poker hands, discover game-changing jokers, and trigger adrenaline-pumping, outrageous combos.
I'M IN!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2025 11:36 PM (XV/Pl)
And no, I didn’t show it to him or tell him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 11:34 PM (JViJT)
Female spiders usually die after laying their eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:36 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 03, 2025 11:37 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
It’s the ultimate virtue signal.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 11:35 PM (wrRTB)
Well, if you are an infertile wetback couple, and you really, really need an anchor baby...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:38 PM (Nzhwp)
Dishes Renault Alliance.
FML.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 03, 2025 11:38 PM (0GLZr)
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Female spiders usually die after laying their eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:36 PM (Nzhwp)
The big mama outside my chicken coop had her babies piggybacking on her butt. The birdbrains thought this was a fantastic treat.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2025 11:38 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: 496
Lots of hot breakfast cereals to love. Maybe since I’m not 29, I like old fashioned oatmeal or steel cut oats.
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:38 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2025 10:28 PM (lUFok)
Time to put a code reader on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 10:31 PM (Nzhwp)
Carb issues? Fuel filter?
Posted by: Diogenes
Holds card to head...
Ignition switch just puked out - run and start positions fried, but accessory and off still work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 03, 2025 11:39 PM (8hxDK)
Posted by: 496 at October 03, 2025 11:40 PM (ouubj)
Ignition switch just puked out - run and start positions fried, but accessory and off still work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Could be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:41 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 11:43 PM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 11:43 PM (xG4kz)
Ignition switch just puked out - run and start positions fried, but accessory and off still work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Could be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I was wondering why the engine revved up so high before shutting off.
Guess there's no rule what says "only one problem at a time"
Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2025 11:44 PM (rdVOm)
You know what I don't miss?
All those stupid bets politicians would have with each other. Like, if the Cubs win, the Republican cuck will bake a cake. And if the Astros win, the Democrat will sing a song.
So gay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 11:44 PM (MhBev)
What if the last chore you did at home was combined with the make of your first car?
Dishes Renault Alliance.
Vacuum Toyota Celica
Because, of course, I vacuumed our two Mazda 3s just before dinner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 11:46 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2025 10:32 PM (qKYfj)
Spent a Sunday night at a NATO officers hotel in Luxembourg City. They took pity on me and my friend as everything was closed. Wasn't looking forward to sleeping in the tiny car we had rented.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 03, 2025 11:47 PM (W0IUn)
Posted by: Everything! Up His Nose! at October 03, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 03, 2025 11:49 PM (0nHVk)
You're welcome!
However, you're not seeing Saturn in the east around 5:30AM. Saturn is now rising a bit before sunset, and setting about sunrise. It would be visible low in the western sky.
In the east right before sunrise, you'll have a nice show of Jupiter, Orion, Aldebaran and some others. Venus will still be bright, but rise time is getting closer to sunrise.
Sirius is likely that bright star you're seeing low to the east.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 03, 2025 11:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:50 PM (8z6SV)
Tonto: "It say, 'Tonto no go to town!!'"
Shoulda stayed home with Ruby (don't take your love to town).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 11:50 PM (xG4kz)
I wound up going to critical care and the ear-nose-specialist used some special otoscope and tweezer gear to get it out.
Then he bitched me out for smoking.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2025 11:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Load the Dishwasher Mazda 323
Posted by: QED Texan at October 03, 2025 11:52 PM (fveCG)
I knew he had an attitude about being rich and famous, but always figured he just didn't trust the press very much. No idea that he was such a perv.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:52 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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I have found that a good hot gin toddy really clears the sinuses great. I think it's the steaming botanicals in the gin. It works as well as that mustard you get in a Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: 496 at October 03, 2025 11:52 PM (sfOD1)
Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2025 11:52 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 03, 2025 11:36 PM (xcxpd)
I am pressing apple juice with my niece and her family tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2025 11:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:53 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2025 11:53 PM (CHHv1)
261 Would you pay $14k for this guy to look after you in your dotage?
https://tinyurl.com/43kwaxu2
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2)
Not even my dotage cheese.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 03, 2025 11:27 PM (144I4)
Ha! Well, you're in luck, because it costs 2-3x that much annually for a surly foreigner like him to chronically neglect you before he stifles you with a pillow because he wants your watch. It's an Act of Love, and they don't come cheap.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2025 11:57 PM (BI5O2)
I was so proud.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 11:57 PM (JViJT)
I had a sampler book of classic comics that I sold years ago, but now wish I hadn't. It contained several great Spirit strips, including one that was a fantastic story of a Walter Mitty-type, an elevator operator, who finally one day realizes his dream: he can fly! He can jump off the roof of his super-tall Gotham building, and sail down.
Unfortunately, when he finally does so, he glides right in front of a vicious gang of mafiosi, trying to gun-blast their way out of a trap the Spirit has set.
The final frame in the sequence is of the character, flying... in Heaven.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2025 11:57 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 03, 2025 11:58 PM (144I4)
Posted by: scampydog at October 03, 2025 11:59 PM (41CYW)
USS Girthy Carrot
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 03, 2025 11:59 PM (3hzQY)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 03, 2025 11:59 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 04, 2025 12:00 AM (qKYfj)
I’m so blessed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2025 12:02 AM (JViJT)
I’m so blessed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2025 12:02 AM (JViJT)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2025 12:02 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 04, 2025 12:03 AM (XMwZJ)
I’m so blessed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2025 12:02 AM
Happy birthday, nurse!
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 04, 2025 12:04 AM (rbKZ6)
I’m so blessed.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Enjoy your family time and Happy Birthday!
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (41CYW)
by Will Eisner
https://archive.org/details/1968m16A1
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (+ltn5)
Posted by: 496 at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (EQnjS)
I arranged one several years ago, pre-pandemic, at Pechanga in Temecula. Met some great guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Really? We California morons ought to get together. CaliGirl, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (4U88C)
Ok. About to land in Palm Springs. Will spend my birthday weekend with both my sons and my daughter in law.
I’m so blessed.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Have fun!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:06 AM (4U88C)
Posted by: Some stupid with a flaregun at October 04, 2025 12:06 AM (BxroG)
Posted by: JQ at October 04, 2025 12:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Everything! Up His Nose! at October 03, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)
Some YouTube videos, I don't know. Saw one where a stuck seed of some kind sprouted between the teeth.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2025 12:08 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:08 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (41CYW)
Ditto that!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2025 12:08 AM (Nzhwp)
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:10 AM (41CYW)
Great audio editing app for PC/Mac, and it's 100% free.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:13 AM (8z6SV)
USS Super Chicken
(DC Area. IYKYK)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 04, 2025 12:13 AM (Cgnxi)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at October 04, 2025 12:14 AM (BUI5d)
Posted by: scampydog
Narrate in your own voice.
Enunciate as appropriate.
Posted by: Mellifluous Miklos at October 04, 2025 12:15 AM (YGmAl)
Hey! There's something wrong with that picture! The guy only has ten fingers!
Posted by: AI Artist Programs everywhere at October 04, 2025 12:16 AM (lsw9v)
Remember the days when Michael Stipe seemed to take pride in mumbling all his REM lyrics?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:16 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 04, 2025 12:17 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 04, 2025 12:17 AM (xG4kz)
Enunciate as appropriate.
Posted by: Mellifluous Miklos
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Two problems there.
Posted by: scampydog is good at neither at October 04, 2025 12:17 AM (41CYW)
My fraternity brother was an intern in an ER. Not a week went by without somebody with a light bulb in their ass.
Maybe that's the real reason we went to pigtails.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at October 04, 2025 12:18 AM (kYhgS)
Great audio editing app for PC/Mac, and it's 100% free.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Adds to the list - thanks.
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Radio Free Europe came through garbled.
Posted by: Memory of Miklos at October 04, 2025 12:19 AM (YGmAl)
https://shorturl.at/Sjkpv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2025 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2025 12:22 AM (mP0Kj)
Need a Horde assist - never done audiobooks. What's the best option/service/app?
Posted by: scampydog
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I like Amazon Audible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:22 AM (4U88C)
USS Super Chicken
(DC Area. IYKYK)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 04, 2025 12:13 AM (Cgnxi)
Yeah... a little hard to believe the last thing Stormy ate... was a cracker...
Or... maybe not... depending on definition.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2025 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)
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I note that beans are not on the list.
Posted by: Your mother at October 04, 2025 12:24 AM (XeU6L)
https://youtu.be/07cYlaUwZLo?si=vvUFsEjoRAtq7gok
Also there's beautiful butts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2025 12:25 AM (lhenN)
Sirius is likely that bright star you're seeing low to the east.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 03, 2025 11:49 PM (w6EFb)
Arrgh! I don't know how I get these things mixed In the east right before sunrise, you'll have a nice show of Jupiter, Orion, Aldebaran and some others. Venus will still be bright, but rise time is getting closer to sunrise.
Sirius is likely that bright star you're seeing low to the east.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 03, 2025 11:49 PM (w6EFb)!
Arrgh! I don't know how I get these things so mixed up! Early old-timers maybe....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2025 12:25 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:27 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2025 12:27 AM (pi4LE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Thanks Blonde. Will check it out.
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:28 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 04, 2025 12:29 AM (3ZNK4)
She'll have a heavenly waterside supper with Riparian entertainments, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:29 AM (w6EFb)
fghenging amature
Posted by: Bob Dylan at October 04, 2025 12:30 AM (14v5t)
https://shorturl.at/Sjkpv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2025 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
I had never heard of her. Never saw the TV show she was one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2025 12:31 AM (Nzhwp)
RIP Hyacinth Bucket. I'm sure she's trying to impress St. Peter in Heaven now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:27 AM (w6EFb)
Awww - we used to like watching her show. We'd tease my wife's sister that she was a Hyacinth Jr. LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2025 12:31 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: publius
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Royal Doulton Periwinkle Tea Cups And Saucers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2025 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
IMHO he sounds (a) angry and (b) almost like AI on that song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:33 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: H Bucket at October 04, 2025 12:34 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 03, 2025 11:49 PM (w6EFb)!
I went back to the website and looked for tomorrow morning. Jupiter is likely what I'm seeing. Venus is too low. Sirius could be the star I saw to the south.
Last time I looked at Stellarium I became distracted locating objects I had a hand in building and launching.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2025 12:37 AM (QGaXH)
That sort of thing is usually fuel delivery of some sort. Bad pump, restricted line, etc.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2025 12:37 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 04, 2025 12:38 AM (H4xOd)
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:39 AM (41CYW)
I loved her brother-in-law Onslow from the show. Lovable slob. The actor playin him passed away back in 2012.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
Got my picture made with Jane Seymour today 🎉🎉🎉
Steven Tyler was eating dinner at The Grand this evening (when I asked if he was Steven Tyler, he said, "not tonight". Fair enough! 👍😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 04, 2025 12:41 AM (FM8yx)
My fraternity brother was an intern in an ER. Not a week went by without somebody with a light bulb in their ass.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel
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Okay, I keep hearing about this one but it makes NO sense to me. Which end of the bulb goes into the ass? Are people coming to the ER with shards of lightbulb inside them? How on earth does someone push a hollow item made of thin glass into a tight orifice? Use a sock darner! Maracas. A whisk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:42 AM (4U88C)
Is it true there are more Dollar General store locations than blades of grass? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:42 AM (8z6SV)
One of my favorite scenes. Hyacinth gets into the Dowager Lady Ursula's homemade gooseberry wine:
https://is.gd/Iwq2mL
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:43 AM (w6EFb)
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Say,, did Comey get his mug taken after surrendering to authorities?
Posted by: Common Tater at October 04, 2025 12:43 AM (XuiFR)
Teresa, nice. Did you run into her somewhere?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:44 AM (4U88C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2025 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Hand painted.
RIP Patricia and thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: Reforger at October 04, 2025 12:47 AM (YctIS)
I arranged one several years ago, pre-pandemic, at Pechanga in Temecula. Met some great guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Really? We California morons ought to get together. CaliGirl, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2025 12:05 AM (4U88C)
I would have interest if it's open to anybody....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2025 12:48 AM (QGaXH)
Where you be at? Rough lat/long or nearest town within reasonable lat/long difference will do it. Give me time in Zulu (or LMT or sidereal) and we can pin that down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2025 12:49 AM (41CYW)
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Poor long-suffering Richard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2025 12:49 AM (XeU6L)
She tortured her neighbor so bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2025 12:50 AM (MhBev)
Not my boss. He learned to fly a CH-46 helicopter which has not one, but two, big-ass spinning rotors. That is not normal.
He was a Marine pilot
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 04, 2025 12:50 AM (H4xOd)
I also like the idea of going to either Lake Tahoe or Bishop. Someplace red.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2025 12:51 AM (8z6SV)
Sirius is my guess. It would be low on the horizon and to the southeast early in the morning. If Orion's belt stars roughly point toward it, that's it.
Sirius is the brightest star in the sky (apart from Sol his own self). Bayer name is Alpha Canis Majoris, which roughly could translate to the Alpha Big Dog. It is indeed the alpha big dog of the sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
I loved her brother-in-law Onslow from the show. Lovable slob. The actor playin him passed away back in 2012.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 04, 2025 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
To this day if I'm being a slob my wife calls me Onslow....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2025 12:53 AM (QGaXH)
There's one episode, later seasons, title I can't remember where he does have to put his foot down with her and yell at her. She was making something dangerous, and he had to get serious. She gets shocked, jaw agape, "Richard! You raised your voice to me!"
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