Polls Are Made for Strippers But Strippers Really Dig Me: GOP Leads Democrat-Media-Antifa Party in 2026 Midterm Generic Congressional Poll

Republicans lead by a scotch -- 1% -- obviously within the MOE.

But Republicans outperform their polls and further, they have a built-in structural advantage.

On a generic ballot, 46% of registered voters said they would back the GOP in a recent Napolitan News Service survey. A further 45% backed the Democrats.
That figure included so-called "leaners," without whom the figures stood at 43% GOP to 41% Democrats. The leaner-inclusive figure marked a net gain of 1% over the August iteration of the survey, when 47% backed each party.

The Democrats lead on enthusiasm/intensity, with 47% saying that they are very enthusiastic to vote in 2026, compared to 41% of Republicans saying the same. We need to change this. And we really need Trump to summon the banners and get his low-propensity personal voting pool to vote in the midterms for people besides him.

Meanwhile, Trump posted an AI video making fun of Democrats stopping the American government for free health care for illegals.

#SchumerShutdown #JeffriesShutdown
This video meme will never get old and will live forever! Truth!!! pic.twitter.com/LVAUkC1TpA
— real MAGA Force (@realMAGAForce) October 1, 2025

Democrats are shrieking this is the Most Racistly Racist Thing Trump Has Ever Done since the last Most Racistly Racist Thing he did last week.

"It's not racist — It's just a hilarious way of pointing out this grift that has captured this ridiculous political party."

Rob Schmitt fires back at Hakeem Jeffries after the Minority Leader criticizes Trump’s Truth Social post featuring both Sen. Jeffries and Sen. Schumer.… pic.twitter.com/pNCP4R7UtN
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) October 1, 2025

And so further Sombrero videos have been made.

Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/A1WT3KP2NF
— 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧 (@michael_texan) October 1, 2025

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Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 01, 2025 01:19 PM (aQ25I)

2 "Racist" = "A Democrat doesn't like it but has no argument against it."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2025 01:20 PM (WPL6O)

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Posted by: RUReadingthis

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Well if that's the way it is, I might as well read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:20 PM (4U88C)

4 El Guapo!

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2025 01:21 PM (IifOV)

5 I nooded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 01, 2025 01:21 PM (oSeBJ)

6 "Polls Are Made for Strippers But Strippers Really Dig Me"

What about OF models?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

7 Send in the scoops.

Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 01:21 PM (P9nGm)

8 Willowed-
Vance will be joining Karoline Leavitt now at the briefing

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (NpAcC)

9 We really should thank the Democrats for destroying racism. Thanks, guys.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (mlg/3)

10 I asked this before. Is there nobody in Jeffries support staff who cannot do some funny video supporting "our friends from Mexico" and making g fun of Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (7RYym)

11 I just don't see the point of polling anything but the NJ and VA races right now.

It's not like I'd believe any poll about 2026 at the moment.

But...this does feed into my impression that Democrats have a serious problem ahead of them that they are doing nothing to positive address.

We shall see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

12 So, do we no longer celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Posted by: rickb223

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (flcv9)

13 Maybe Jefferies can pay for another riot.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

14 Trunp is hilarious!
and ridicule is the ONLY response the Left deserves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK8)

15 I'm still trying to wrap my head around PTA making a 150million dollar pro-antifa/terrorist polemic and it being released now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

16 >>>But Strippers Really Dig Me

Until the Benjamins run out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

17 Comparing the House results to the presidential election we just had shows just how gerrymandered the blue areas are.

Take New England - two roughly 50-50 states (NH and Maine) and four 60-40 Dem states and yet not a single R House member.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

18 The Democrats lead on enthusiasm/intensity, with 47% saying that they are very enthusiastic to vote in 2026, compared to 41% of Republicans saying the same. We need to change this.

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If Trump and GOP are unable to get more enthused and vote in the midterms, the House will be 24/7 Trump investigations and the rest of his Presidential term will be like the Titanic with 359 torpedo holes in it being pulled by the Hindenberg while on fire.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (IifOV)

19 The Democrats lead on enthusiasm/intensity, with 47% saying that they are very enthusiastic to vote in 2026, compared to 41% of Republicans saying the same. We need to change this. And we really need Trump to summon the banners and get his low-propensity personal voting pool to vote in the midterms for people besides him.

This is why I LOVE the idea of a convention.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (oSeBJ)

20 RED WAVE!

Posted by: the song remains the same at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (8RWN7)

21 Are federal judges not being paid?

The constitution protects Supreme Court judges,but how about the rest?

Posted by: Goatweed at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (jK3NL)

22 I don't speak for Mexicans but they generally have a great sense of humor.

Remember when Will Witt wore a sombrero and mustache somewhere in CA (I think). He asked several people if they were offended, and all the white people were offended and the Mexicans laughed and said, "You look great!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:23 PM (PMtkd)

23 I have just died from the shutdown. Take that, pendejos!

Posted by: Juan Valdez at October 01, 2025 01:24 PM (7Q0e+)

24 But...this does feed into my impression that Democrats have a serious problem ahead of them that they are doing nothing to positive address.

So far they are using all of the golden oldies: lie, rely on the establishment to amplify their voices, try to silence the right, lie some more, cry hysterically, and try really hard to find a face, a hero they can prop up and celebrate to attack everyone who disagrees.

None of it is working, but remember: when President Bush the younger was in office, it didn't work for years, until suddenly it did with Hurricane Katrina. Why things work that way I do not know. But eventually the worm turns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:24 PM (flcv9)

25 A few rallies will get the low-pro voters out.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 01, 2025 01:24 PM (1Nv0l)

26 Can someone explain to me how putting someone in a sombrero is rayciss?

If he put Hakflem in a German style spike helmet would that be racist? What about a Bugs Bunny Viking helmet?

Also Netflix tells me that black people were the original Vikings, Brits, and soon I'm sure Mexicans.

Is that also racist?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

27 Any time Maxine Waters wishes to speak, the person holding the microphone should first ask "Maxine, what day of the week is this?".

If she gets that one right, then ask what day of the year this is.

She only gets to continue if she answers both correctly.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (TN0g+)

28 I think Trump 2.0 (not running again) has been an absolute delight. He doesn't give a shit who he offends and I love him for it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (PMtkd)

29 These Mexican memes won't be complete until Speedy Gonzalez makes an appearance. That's gotta be fair use, no?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

30
I'm sure Mariachi Bands poll better than any Dem House member.

Cue the Tiajuana Taxi by Herb Alpert & the Tiajuana Brass.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (IifOV)

31 Alternate Headline: 45% of Americans Continue To H8 America, Are Fake & Gay, And Their Shit's All Retarded.

Filth at 11:00 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (JvAJV)

32
What's extra-special about some of these sombrero memes is, they're being originated on X accounts by Latinos for Trump. That's how Trump is getting them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (4U88C)

33 Which shitbag will be Virginia's new Governor?

Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (P9nGm)

34 Remember when Will Witt wore a sombrero and mustache somewhere in CA (I think). He asked several people if they were offended, and all the white people were offended and the Mexicans laughed and said, "You look great!"

Yep, exactly what I was thinking. My sense is that the hispanic community thinks this is hilarious. Trump's instincts on this kind of thing is rarely wrong. In fact, I cannot remember a single instance of him reading something like this wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (flcv9)

35 >>>11 I just don't see the point of polling anything but the NJ and VA races right now.

pressure.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (KRtlO)

36 Are federal judges not being paid?

The constitution protects Supreme Court judges,but how about the rest?
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Some of the federal courts should be on Trump's chopping block.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (TN0g+)

37 The Democrats lead on enthusiasm/intensity, with 47% saying that they are very enthusiastic to vote in 2026, compared to 41% of Republicans saying the same.

They'll get high and forget to vote.

We'll crawl across broken glass and won't forget to vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (SKg6T)

38 Two things to count on in any election:

1. The party of stupid to live up to its name;
2. The commie party to lie, cheat, and steal to its maximum potential.

Remember, they installed Biden into the WH straight from his basement, and AOC is still a member of Congress.

Posted by: windbag at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (mAsWm)

39 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (4U88C)

I didn't know that. That's very funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (7RYym)

40 Can President Trump pay the military out of current federal revenue?

Posted by: Goatweed at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (jK3NL)

41 It's not like I'd believe any poll about 2026 at the moment.

But...this does feed into my impression that Democrats have a serious problem ahead of them that they are doing nothing to positive address.

We shall see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

I agree with you completely. As to what will influence the outcomes of the '26 elections - "events, my dear boy, events!" What will happen in the middle east? What will happen with the economy? Those will have far more effect than anything we can see today.

I'm gratified to see Winsome Spears getting more competitive; she proves the lie that the Left prefers minority candidates. Only if they can be controlled; only if they can be controlled.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (uWKK8)

42

*Duke Lowell updates??*

Anything?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (S4SCW)

43 Orale! Arriba, Arriba!

I'm dying . . . those videos are awesome.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (xNMCe)

44 It is darkly amusing that the same people that were supposedly afraid of the CIA are endorsing a CIA operative for governor of VA.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

45 So half the country are escaped mental patients?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (36PRH)

46 A lot can happen in a year...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

47 When will they figure out that we no longer care when they accuse us of doing a racism?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (s0JqF)

48 That scold to the right behind Jeffries (not Mad Maxine) in the "this is racist" video - you know meals at her house are vegan and full of bitter conversation.

Posted by: moki at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (wLjpr)

49 35 >>>11 I just don't see the point of polling anything but the NJ and VA races right now.

pressure.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (KRtlO)

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Narrative building.

It's not about informing the people of where the generalized opinion is, but about trying to will into reality something to happen.

It's not like any polling firm is going to be graded on if they got the sentiment of the country right in early autumn of 2025, especially regarding the election in late autumn of 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

50 Cue the Tiajuana Taxi by Herb Alpert & the Tiajuana Brass.

Whipped Cream and Other Delights - best album cover ever ?

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (lKOq6)

51
Michael the Texan, oh damn! That was toooooo f'n AWESOME!

"I don't know why Donald Trump is sayin' that shit! I'm not even Mexican!"

- PRICELESS!

Posted by: Bach In Black at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (KY9hS)

52 Democrats double-down on dudes with dresses in our daughters' dressing rooms.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (1Nv0l)

53 I'm sure Mariachi Bands poll better than any Dem House member.

Heck yeah. Although it depends. There are two kinds of mariachi bands. One is the stuff that's basically country music, but in mexpanish. The other is "my hero the cartel leader who murdered a thousand rivals and I will bathe in their blood" stuff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (flcv9)

54 41 I'm gratified to see Winsome Spears getting more competitive; she proves the lie that the Left prefers minority candidates. Only if they can be controlled; only if they can be controlled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (uWKK

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What if all the polls before were total bullshit meant to prop up her opponent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

55 These Mexican memes won't be complete until Speedy Gonzalez makes an appearance.
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He clearly has standing--he's the fastest mouse in all of Mexico.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (TN0g+)

56 local talkers are saying PDJT's team might have gotten the idea from Shawn Farash.

who is funny as heck

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (FHttA)

57 Ladies and gentlemen , I give you NY's finest Schumer and Jefferies. And close behind are Hochul , AOC, Cuomo , Nadler, Goldman and soon Mamdani. I'm so proud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (A2I8b)

58 Orale! Arriba, Arriba!

I'm dying . . . those videos are awesome.
Posted by: Shinjinrui

Speedy was a meth head.
His cousin Slowpoke was a stoner.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (SKg6T)

59 Worry not, friends. I'm working on my usual polarizing speech so as to break up the unity within the Republican party just before the election. Timing is everything. I've had plenty of practice having done so without fail in the past.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (dIske)

60 That fake-belligerent speech by Hakeem Gonzales is funny by itself. He's trying to look tough, but he comes across as dead-eyed, impotent, fake, scared, and probably stoned.

The very unenthusiastic "yea das right" chants behind him only add to the comic cringe of the whole affair.

Then Trump triples-down on mocking the shit outta this cheap faggot. Be still my heart.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

61 you know meals at her house are vegan and full of bitter conversation.

And made by a Honduran girl terrified of being deported and paid 2 dollars an hour with one day off a week

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (flcv9)

62 43 Orale! Arriba, Arriba!

I'm dying . . . those videos are awesome.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (xNMCe)

https://youtu.be/i_3U1ZiHXdw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

63 So half the country are escaped mental patients?
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And potted plants.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (TN0g+)

64 60 That fake-belligerent speech by Hakeem Gonzales is funny by itself. He's trying to look tough, but he comes across as dead-eyed, impotent, fake, scared, and probably stoned.

The very unenthusiastic "yea das right" chants behind him only add to the comic cringe of the whole affair.

Then Trump triples-down on mocking the shit outta this cheap faggot. Be still my heart.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

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"I'm deeply offended that you were rude to me!"
-a winner, I guess

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

65 29 These Mexican memes won't be complete until Speedy Gonzalez makes an appearance. That's gotta be fair use, no?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

Speedy's Cousin, So Slow Rodrigez is definitely a Conservative!

Big 2nd Amendment supporter!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (mP0Kj)

66 44 It is darkly amusing that the same people that were supposedly afraid of the CIA are endorsing a CIA operative for governor of VA.
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Obama's mother and grand parents were in the Company.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (AdHga)

67 In my opinion, hundreds of thousands of democrats cheering for Charlie Kirk's murder went a long way towards the democrats performing well below historical averages in 2026.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (0U5gm)

68 I had largely written off the midterms, it's just like a force of nature the party in power loses in the midterms.

But a combination of redistricting, terrible Dem leadership putting all their chips on illegal aliens, and the Charlie Kirk assasination makes me think this time could be different.

Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (eIzlH)

69 "The Democrats lead on enthusiasm/intensity, with 47% saying that they are very enthusiastic to vote in 2026, compared to 41% of Republicans saying the same. We need to change this."

We do need to change the apathy from our party.

If you don't vote then you shouldn't be able to bitch about the government.

I can't wait to vote in 2026.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (NpAcC)

70 So half the country are escaped mental patients?
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And potted plants.

*perk*
--Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (flcv9)

71 I just don't see the point of polling anything but the NJ and VA races right now.

It's not like I'd believe any poll about 2026 at the moment.

But...this does feed into my impression that Democrats have a serious problem ahead of them that they are doing nothing to positive address.

We shall see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
______

Wait a few months until we start obsessing over 2028 polling ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

72 None of it is working, but remember: when President Bush the younger was in office, it didn't work for years, until suddenly it did with Hurricane Katrina. Why things work that way I do not know. But eventually the worm turns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:24 PM (flcv9)

The enemedia was much more powerful then; and Bush did a very poor job of fighting back against it. There were many things he could have done, like immediately overruling Gov Blanco's refusal of aid, which he refused to do, and his crony "Brownie" at FEMA sure didn't help.
A coordinated PR plan by the left, and disastrous PR by Bush.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (uWKK8)

73 Speedy was a meth head.
His cousin Slowpoke was a stoner.[/]

"Ee carries a gun."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (3nLb4)

74
62 43 Orale! Arriba, Arriba!

I'm dying . . . those videos are awesome.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (xNMCe)

https://youtu.be/i_3U1ZiHXdw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

https://youtu.be/5bmiDLH5htU

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

75 68 I had largely written off the midterms, it's just like a force of nature the party in power loses in the midterms.

But a combination of redistricting, terrible Dem leadership putting all their chips on illegal aliens, and the Charlie Kirk assasination makes me think this time could be different.
Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (eIzlH)

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We still get to see if USAID (and other fed grants) were being used to...help...with processes like election...fortification.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

76 "No Name Given" is the modern equivalent to Odysseus's "Nobody".

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 01, 2025 01:31 PM (T7MPm)

77 71 Wait a few months until we start obsessing over 2028 polling ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

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Bruh...

My $150 bet on Kamala is gonna pay out over $3,000 at this point. New month, though. Gotta add to the position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

78 Not the Bee: Netflix show rated TV-Y7 features "gay transgender teen boy" as main character

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

79
ridicule is the ONLY response the Left deserves.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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They're not educable, but they might be trainable.

Here you go, Democ (Lab) Rat: Every time you fling that stupid "Racist" accusation, you get The Sombrero! We'll check back in six weeks to see if any rat behavior has changed. Sorry we can't find a control group -- you're the only ones who are doing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (4U88C)

80 I live in a cobalt blue district. (There are many like it but this one is mine.) I'd wager that there are more super-blue than super-red districts, which would mean that any GOP overall preference would be a significant red shift in the House. Does that make sense?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (GtLJN)

81 That fake-belligerent speech by Hakeem Gonzales is funny by itself. He's trying to look tough, but he comes across as dead-eyed, impotent, fake, scared, and probably stoned.

You actually want to call him "Joaquin" Jefferies

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (rbvCR)

82 you know meals at her house are vegan and full of bitter conversation.

And made by a Honduran girl terrified of being deported and paid 2 dollars an hour with one day off a ~~week~~ month
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (SKg6T)

83 What if all the polls before were total bullshit meant to prop up her opponent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

you mean what if its like every other election for at least a decade now?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (uWKK8)

84 15 I'm still trying to wrap my head around PTA making a 150million dollar pro-antifa/terrorist polemic and it being released now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

PTA as in Parent-Teacher Association? The group of moms and put upon dads who make money from wrapping paper and candy sales and then the president steals it for luxury trips to the bahamas? (That happened at the elementary school my kids attended the couple of years we were in the US when they were kids. The old biddy made off with several hundred thousand dollars!)

Posted by: moki at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (wLjpr)

85 Sponge, I saw your will woes in the previous thread. My heart goes out to you! My mom's fights over her parent's trust with her siblings was pretty bad. It's amazing how much families can rip each other apart.

And after all the heartache that happened, and retiring early to be her mom's live in nurse, and all her siblings griping over the will. It was rough. But my grandma willed to my mom our family cabin as thanks. The one my grandparents built, and I revere. My mom told me, in an email, she's now willing it to my uncle. Wants to keep it in "the family." She has two kids and my stepkids aka her step grandkids. I asked her if the step kids don't count as family because they aren't her actual blood and I didn't get the answer I was hoping to get.

I love her, and am doing my part to be the good daughter still. But it really sucks to have her hound me that she doesn't get to talk to her grandkids enough, and then hear they are cut out of any future inheritance (because I'd will it to them of course) because they aren't of her blood.

My uncle and cousins will probably sell it, tbh. She swears her trust is airtight that it has to stay in the family. Somehow I doubt that.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (gWBY1)

86 Wait a few months until we start obsessing over 2028 polling ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

Which will we see first, Christmas decorations or 2028 polls?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (YB/WK)

87 How DARE I be mocked for pandering harder than a pandering pander that panders!

Posted by: Joaquim Jose-Maria Enrique Jeffries at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

88 83 What if all the polls before were total bullshit meant to prop up her opponent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

you mean what if its like every other election for at least a decade now?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (uWKK

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Let's not limit ourselves to only the past decade, now.

The whole, "Polls tighten in September" thing isn't new.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

89 >>Whipped Cream and Other Delights - best album cover ever ?

It's a classic.

But, The Forty-Fives 'High Life High Volume' is my fav.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (tH0WK)

90 *Duke Lowell updates??*

Anything?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2025 01:26 PM (S4SCW)

Do you mean like this one from this morning?

"Morning, everybody! After 8 days in the hospital and every antibiotic known to man, I’m finally home. Thank you all for your prayers. I thanks God for granting me another day in this glorious world He’s created.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2025 11:21 AM (u73oe)"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (/HDaX)

91 76 "No Name Given" is the modern equivalent to Odysseus's "Nobody".
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 01, 2025 01:31 PM (T7MPm)

Captain Nemo!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK8)

92 Whipped Cream and Other Delights - best album cover ever ?

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM

Oh yeah. I remember my Grandpa had to keep that album tucked further in the stack. Smoking hot.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (IifOV)

93 And so further Sombrero videos have been made.

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Can we pleeze haz one with The Dollar Store Obama eating the "¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!" Chihuahua?

Asking for a nation turning its funny eyes to you ... woo hoo hoo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (JvAJV)

94 What if all the polls before were total bullshit meant to prop up her opponent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

Bra, the NJ and VA gubernatorial elections are on Nov. 4, 2025.

And with early voting, people will heading to the polls in a week or so.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

95 26 Can someone explain to me how putting someone in a sombrero is rayciss?

If he put Hakflem in a German style spike helmet would that be racist? What about a Bugs Bunny Viking helmet?

Also Netflix tells me that black people were the original Vikings, Brits, and soon I'm sure Mexicans.

Is that also racist?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
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I guarantee that when they portray hearts being cut out, the white men will be cast as wielding the knives.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (s0JqF)

96 If Trump had been president when Katrina was happening he would have called up the Governor Blanco for a photo op then actually showed up with a few hundred citizens demanding to know what the hell the state was actually doing and filmed it all.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

97 yay Duke!

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (FHttA)

98 I just don't see the point of polling anything but the NJ and VA races right now.

I'm not putting my hopes up on either one of those races.. Maybe NJ but VA doesn't look good..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (VE6XX)

99 50 Cue the Tiajuana Taxi by Herb Alpert & the Tiajuana Brass.

Whipped Cream and Other Delights - best album cover ever ?

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (lKOq6)

I used to stare at the album cover as a kid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

100 Are Winsome Sears numbers going up? I hadn't heard that. We have Democrat Mayors in NJ coming out in support of the Republican Governor candidate Jack C. Because he actually has some ideas of how to improve things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (7RYym)

101 94 What if all the polls before were total bullshit meant to prop up her opponent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

Bra, the NJ and VA gubernatorial elections are on Nov. 4, 2025.

And with early voting, people will heading to the polls in a week or so.
Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2025 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

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I know. I'm just saying that, all of a sudden in late September, Sears is suddenly within the margin of error in a couple of polls when she's been well outside of the margin for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

102 And we really need Trump to summon the banners and get his low-propensity personal voting pool to vote in the midterms for people besides him.
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It would help to get some Trumpy-like candidates for other offices, rather than expecting the people who are only interested in Trump because he's not 'generic Republican' tp vote for generic Republicans on his endorsement.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (vSvIl)

103 That fake-belligerent speech by Hakeem Gonzales is funny by itself. He's trying to look tough, but he comes across as dead-eyed, impotent, fake, scared, and probably stoned.

The very unenthusiastic "yea das right" chants behind him only add to the comic cringe of the whole affair.

Then Trump triples-down on mocking the shit outta this cheap faggot. Be still my heart.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

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"I'm deeply offended that you were rude to me!"
-a winner, I guess
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
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Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. The way idiots like Ha-choo Jeffag should respond is how a commentor above suggested: respond in kind with mocking memes of your own.

You win the "yo mama's so fat" game by making funnier jabs at your opponent's mom than he does of yours. You don't win by crying that he made fun of your mom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

104 48 That scold to the right behind Jeffries (not Mad Maxine) in the "this is racist" video - you know meals at her house are vegan and full of bitter conversation.
Posted by: moki at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (wLjpr)

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This is so true.

The left has no sense of humor; their lives are effing miserable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (PMtkd)

105 the reference to Dollar Store Obama is *chef's kiss* ... not sure how widely that had been spread before but now it'll go mainstream.

Posted by: the dandy at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (8l8nW)

106 Do you mean like this one from this morning?

"Morning, everybody! After 8 days in the hospital and every antibiotic known to man, I’m finally home. Thank you all for your prayers. I thanks God for granting me another day in this glorious world He’s created.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2025 11:21 AM (u73oe)"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I didn't see it because work keeps getting in the way. That's awesome!

Thank you for reposting that!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (SKg6T)

107 Roger Waters' Pros and Cons of hitchhiking was pretty nice for a young fella to see. Especially the euro version without the black bar

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (flcv9)

108 The announcers for the Tigers/Indians playoff game are insipid.

But superior to Joe Buck.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (mb1PW)

109 I think with all of the redistricting efforts that the house will essentially stay exactly the same with the GOP retaining a super-model slim majority, the GOP has a favorable map in the senate so that should be a hold, but as always, Winston Wolf's Maxim obtains.

The bottom line is that the Donks need to be kept from the reigns of power for as long as possible by any means necessary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (XV/Pl)

110 Polls Are Made for Strippers But Strippers Really Dig Me

I doubt any of use would want to see the polsters working the poles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

111 103 Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. The way idiots like Ha-choo Jeffag should respond is how a commentor above suggested: respond in kind with mocking memes of your own.

You win the "yo mama's so fat" game by making funnier jabs at your opponent's mom than he does of yours. You don't win by crying that he made fun of your mom.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Vance would win by posting more memes of himself in a sombrero.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

112 What is OMB doing? I was hoping for some firings.

Posted by: Ann at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (w9jrX)

113 Wait a few months until we start obsessing over 2028 polling ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

Which will we see first, Christmas decorations or 2028 polls?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (YB/WK)
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I'm already seeing some Xmas decorations ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

114
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

Thanks

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (c1Rsb)

115 112 What is OMB doing? I was hoping for some firings.
Posted by: Ann at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (w9jrX)

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They've frozen an $18 billion infrastructure project in NY so far. Vought is on the phone with House Republicans right now outlining some stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

116 The Democrats might be having thoughts about the midterms, but their donors are also having thoughts. I doubt they're thinking the same thing. The donors have a lot more to lose if their paid-for politicos don't pull through.

I expect massive fraud during the mid-terms. Enough to tip the scales? Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

117 It's hard to imagine the Dems coming up with worse ideas. It's almost like they are baiting us. They can't be that stupid. And yet....

"Vote Democrat in 2026
Free Meth for all!"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (Sco7b)

118 lol
Hakeem "Jorge" Jeffries

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

119
That fake-belligerent speech by Hakeem Gonzales is funny by itself. He's trying to look tough, but he comes across as dead-eyed, impotent, fake, scared, and probably stoned.

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Echoes of Biden inviting Trump out to the back of the bleachers.

IRL, Trump would probably give Jeffries a big grin, shake his hand, and start swapping stories about Manhattan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (4U88C)

120 109 I think with all of the redistricting efforts that the house will essentially stay exactly the same with the GOP retaining a super-model slim majority, the GOP has a favorable map in the senate so that should be a hold, but as always, Winston Wolf's Maxim obtains.

The bottom line is that the Donks need to be kept from the reigns of power for as long as possible by any means necessary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm getting the damned ads here in Kalifornia. It's funny how the Women's League of Voters is all FOR the redistricting, saying it to protect democracy from Trump. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

121 Can we pull out 'The Three Amigos'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (mP0Kj)

122 The announcers for the Tigers/Indians playoff game are insipid.

But superior to Joe Buck.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (mb1PW)
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My dad (RIP) despised Buck with the heat of 10,000 despisers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

123 121 Can we pull out 'The Three Amigos'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (mP0Kj)

As I remember, Donald Duck was a real horndog in that one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

124 Which will we see first, Christmas decorations or 2028 polls?

Posted by: BurtTC

Decorations won before the end of September.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (0U5gm)

125 Thank you for reposting that!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:35 PM (SKg6T)

Glad to help spread the good news anytime.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (/HDaX)

126 The way idiots like Ha-choo Jeffag should respond is how a commentor above suggested: respond in kind with mocking memes of your own.

The problem is, when the left makes goofy memes of Trump's team, they think its hilarious and promote it. Like that weird fat childish Vance picture, he thinks its hilarious. Charlie Kirk made the Cartman version of him his avatar on social media. Their mockery doesn't make us mad, it makes us giggle.

The left learned nothing from the 80s conservative Christians who responded "how dare you!" to everything instead of chuckling and lifting a coffee in salute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (flcv9)

127 I suspect if the economy is still in good shape this time next year the Rs will gain around 40 seats - half from their own gerrymandering and half from the Dem's inability to maintain the level of gerrymandering they have in the blue states based on voter's increasing right leaning preferences.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

128 So half the country are escaped mental patients?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (36PRH)

Thought experiment: If half the country are escaped mental patients, and the other half run around all the time trying to catch the mental patients... who are the real mental patients?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (MgSy1)

129 Poles are setting up the cheat.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (s9EN2)

130 Vance would win by posting more memes of himself in a sombrero.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

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This is exactly how it's done.

And if he's really smart, he's been learning Spanish at home. Then he can ask Hakeem questions in Spanish.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

131 Hakeem Jeffries is just a low-rent Cory Booker. Like Rodney Dangerfield told the poofter sales clerk in Easy Money, "why don't you two put your heads together and make an ass of yourselves"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (Bzrm6)

132 @27 Saw a cartoon, years ago, showing a TV interviewer with a politician. Interviewer says equal time rules require us to give the Senator the chance to say something intelligent, but he only gets 3 tries.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (NcvvS)

133 =======

Let's not limit ourselves to only the past decade, now.

The whole, "Polls tighten in September" thing isn't new.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors
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The very first poll/election results shown on TV was a lie.
They knew it was a lie and protected the lie because they didn't like the results. They lied out the chute and haven't stopped.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (SP4ma)

134 121 Can we pull out 'The Three Amigos'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (mP0Kj)

Yes ! Schumer, Hakeem, and AOC or as an alternate Jasmine Crockett

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (VE6XX)

135 127 I suspect if the economy is still in good shape this time next year the Rs will gain around 40 seats - half from their own gerrymandering and half from the Dem's inability to maintain the level of gerrymandering they have in the blue states based on voter's increasing right leaning preferences.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

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I don't think that kind of wave is even possible anymore with the amount of gerrymandering already in place.

A 20 seat swing (net 10 increase for GOP and 10 decrease for Dems) is probably the upper limit of the possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

136 >>> 82 you know meals at her house are vegan and full of bitter conversation.

And made by a Honduran girl terrified of being deported and paid 2 dollars an hour with one day off a ~~week~~ month
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (SKg6T)

What is 'day off'?

Posted by: Honduran girl paid 2 dollars an hour at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (ULPxl)

137 128 Thought experiment: If half the country are escaped mental patients, and the other half run around all the time trying to catch the mental patients... who are the real mental patients?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (MgSy1)

Boston Sports Fans.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

138 From 538 subreddit: Buy, Sell, Hold Discussion on the Midterms and 2028. The line is 68% the Dems win the house. Buy (odds too low), sell (too high) or hold?

Buy. 64% is WAY too low, even with the redistricting fights. Even if the GOP were to net 5 seats out of redistricting (the higher end of estimates), the average loss for a president's party is 20-25 seats depending on how far back you go, and that doesn't account for a) Trump's approval rating being 45% at max, and b) the fact that the Democrats now show up more in off-year elections. If the Democrats don't flip the House, it will be the most devastating indictment of their party (or either party) in modern history.

Buy. Democrats don't need to outperform their 2024 results by much to take back the House, and every indication suggests they will.

Buy. Provided no major shift in the economy or direction of the country the odds should be closer to 75% for the Democrats.

I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

139
My uncle and cousins will probably sell it, tbh. She swears her trust is airtight that it has to stay in the family. Somehow I doubt that.
Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (gWBY1)

Unfortunately you can't necessarily trust that. Had a situation in my extended family in which a surviving spouse was supposed to keep it in the family per agreement with the deceased spouse. No surprise, the surviving spouse did not. The adult children got some inheritance, but the lion's share of the estate, which was quite substantial, went to the surviving spouse's couple of pet charities. Forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: Can't rely on anyone or anything anymore at October 01, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

140 I’ll bet that Temu Obama slur really frosts Hakeem’s nuts.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 01, 2025 01:40 PM (jwbtN)

141 I also think abortion has just somewhat faded as a powerful issue. When Roe vs Wade overturned, that was more powerful than people realize, it was even pulling Dems over the finish line in dark red states.

most every state has now passed laws and decided what abortion looks like and it back to the status quo.

Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:40 PM (eIzlH)

142 Somebody is going to make a fortune selling MAGA sombreros.

Posted by: No one. at October 01, 2025 01:40 PM (CQ3Qb)

143 @115 TJM, seems that Trump and Vought are sticking it to Jefferies and Schumer first. If it pisses off Mamdani, AOC and Laetitia , mores the better

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (A2I8b)

144 Poles are setting up the cheat.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (s9EN2)

Not the Lithuanians or Estonians?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (/HDaX)

145 I asked this before. Is there nobody in Jeffries support staff who cannot do some funny video supporting "our friends from Mexico" and making fun of Trump?

Given the pure cringe supply emanating from Gavin Newsom's attempts to copy Trump I don't think that's possible. Humor requires that you actually have a sense of it, and Democrats have to suppress theirs because they are the party of "That's not funny!"

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

146
Buy. Provided no major shift in the economy or direction of the country the odds should be closer to 75% for the Democrats.

Seriously ? 75% ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

147 138 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

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Best to just end it all, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

148 100 Are Winsome Sears numbers going up? I hadn't heard that. We have Democrat Mayors in NJ coming out in support of the Republican Governor candidate Jack C. Because he actually has some ideas of how to improve things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:34 PM (7RYym)

She's within the MoE now, for whatever that's worth. And early voting is running heavily in her favor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (uWKK8)

149 I don't think that kind of wave is even possible anymore with the amount of gerrymandering already in place.

Like I said I expect half to come from red state gerrymandering...which remember there is almost none of now.

The other half is that the Dems have already maximized what they can do with gerrymandering and facing an electorate shifting right they can't stop GOP pick ups in blue/purple states

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

150 124 Which will we see first, Christmas decorations or 2028 polls?

Posted by: BurtTC
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Trump 2028

https://tinyurl.com/bdentc68

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (SP4ma)

151
Does that make sense?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

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Wait, I'm trying to figure that out. More solid-blue than solid-reds. So any overall red shift shouldn't make much difference. Nor should any overall blue shift. It's the purples that we should be looking at, non?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (4U88C)

152 J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.

Count clock of shut down minutes is a nice touch at the presser.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (ehY6c)

153 146
Buy. Provided no major shift in the economy or direction of the country the odds should be closer to 75% for the Democrats.

Seriously ? 75% ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

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It's normal political gravity/conventional wisdom stuff.

Opposition party almost always gains in midterms, so safe bet to assume it.

It may happen. I just question if the midterms of a non-consecutive president's second term, the intervening term most people consider to be stolen, combined with body blows to financial support to the opposition party through the gutting of the fed grant machine, will lead to a typical midterm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

154 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (uWKK

Thanks. That's good to hear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (7RYym)

155 I asked this before. Is there nobody in Jeffries support staff who cannot do some funny video supporting "our friends from Mexico" and making fun of Trump?

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The left can't meme.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (1Nv0l)

156 Democrats have to suppress theirs because they are the party of "That's not funny!"

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

Wokescold is just not funny, except unintentionally where the wokescold is the butt of the joke.

They'll never get it. And that is why they fail.

I think I can count on one hand the number of funny or good memes I have seen come from the left over the years.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)

157 Cue the Tiajuana Taxi by Herb Alpert & the Tiajuana Brass.
.....

followed by Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

158 Are Winsome Sears numbers going up? I hadn't heard that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I get that VA is a blue leaning state, but the Dem opponent is garbage and Winsome really is a wonderful candidate.

One would hop if she can peel off some of the black electorate she would even be favored to win.

Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (eIzlH)

159 Screw them.

There were the "Team Garbage" memes from Kamala Harris and her group of A-holes. How about Trump mugshots? The goofy faces created of J.D. Vance's meeting with Zelenskyy, and more.

Also, 'Jill Biden apologizes for calling Latino community “unique as the breakfast tacos” in San Antonio'
She made the comment during a speech Monday in San Antonio to a Latino civil rights group. (The Texas Tribune, July 2022). 🤣

The Dems are the original big babies and so bad at memes.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (NFX2v)

160 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

These stupid motherfuckers have been saying the same goddamn thing since GW. They recycle the same bullshit over and over and yet their target audience oce again laps up their spalttered fecal matter like it's hot fudge sauce.

Posted by: Bring back critical thinking at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

161 Oh, two more things on wills and inheritance.

My grandma's lawyer cleverly added a clause to her will that any child that contested the will got nothing. So even though my mom's siblings griped about the will, they never contested it.

Also, there's a brilliant Extension video called "grandma's yellow pie plate" on how to divvy out sentimental possessions after someone dies. Not the big assets, like property and money and stocks. The little things like who gets the dolls, the yellow pie plate she always baked in, the doilies, her recipes, her spoons from every state, her porcelain cats, stuff like that. It's talking about what means something to one person that another person couldn't care less about. And how to sort them fairly so everyone gets a little piece of the items that mean something to them. Really good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3NNoVRQpI8

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:44 PM (gWBY1)

162 The other half is that the Dems have already maximized what they can do with gerrymandering and facing an electorate shifting right they can't stop GOP pick ups in blue/purple states

Which is why Newsom's threats to somehow gerrymander Cali harder are laughable. Cali isn't at, say, Maryland levels where every district has a piece of the West Baltimore ghetto magically connected to it, but the districting isn't exactly GOP-friendly either.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

163 J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.
.......

*uncrosses fingers behind his back*

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 01:44 PM (UjdFS)

164 If the Dems do not retake the House in 26, wouldn't that be unprecedented, and therefore proof positive that Trump is a Nazi?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (s0JqF)

165 >>> 147 138 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

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Best to just end it all, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

Your inner ZOD is weak.

Hey DUmmies. Kill yourselves.

Do it.

Do it now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (ULPxl)

166 J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.

Count clock of shut down minutes is a nice touch at the presser.
Posted by: Kingsman at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (ehY6c)
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The classic "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time" strategy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (IBQGV)

167 Can we pull out 'The Three Amigos'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM

For that we must have a plethora of polls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (ySpAZ)

168 I get that VA is a blue leaning state, but the Dem opponent is garbage and Winsome really is a wonderful candidate.

One would hop if she can peel off some of the black electorate she would even be favored to win.
Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (eIzlH)

More sombrero memes wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

169 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way..

If I thought that was true I'd pay for my own armband.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (lKOq6)

170 I think the videos are hilarious, I just wish trump hadn't sent them from his account.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (gDhA9)

171 160 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM

I seem to remember armed Black Panther Party members outside of polling places in Large Cities in '16.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2025 01:46 PM (IifOV)

172 Are republicans and conservatives ever really enthusiastic to vote?, instead they just go vote.

I've never really liked this poll question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2025 01:46 PM (rvwwT)

173
That vid with doom-faced Lawrence O'Donnell is especially funny because his interview with Joachim Heffries started out with his solemn statement, "I'm not showing this video... it is absolutely disgusting in every way..."

Welp, guess we have to double down then!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:46 PM (4U88C)

174 Also, regarding "our friends from Mexico", I just want to mention again that the protest in Des Moines against deporting the Iowa Man from Guyana featured a large Mexican flag.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:46 PM (2ocoG)

175 Thought experiment: If half the country are escaped mental patients, and the other half run around all the time trying to catch the mental patients... who are the real mental patients?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2025 01:38 PM (MgSy1)

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That reminds me to tell Han something later.

Posted by: Obiwan Kenobi at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (T7MPm)

176 170 I think the videos are hilarious, I just wish trump hadn't sent them from his account.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (gDhA9)

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Why? It hasn't hurt him and they came from Hispanic Trump supporters.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (PMtkd)

177 Love the Pancho Villa 'stache on Hakeem, too.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

178 I think I can count on one hand the number of funny or good memes I have seen come from the left over the years.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)
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And I bet you'll have fingers left over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (IBQGV)

179 Acceptable: Republicans are Nazis
Not Acceptable: Democrats wear funny hats.

Are we all clear on this now/

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

180 These stupid motherfuckers have been saying the same goddamn thing since GW. They recycle the same bullshit over and over and yet their target audience oce again laps up their spalttered fecal matter like it's hot fudge sauce.
Posted by: Bring back critical thinking

In 20 years, will Trump be the new Bush? "Current Republican Candidate X is an extremist, and unwilling to compromise, unlike Trump, who was once a Democrat and always looking to make a deal!"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (JCZqz)

181 I'm getting the damned ads here in Kalifornia. It's funny how the Women's League of Voters is all FOR the redistricting, saying it to protect democracy from Trump. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

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"We had to destroy 'Our Precious Democracy' in Kalifzuela Maduro-Style in order to save it, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (qFQni)

182 160 I sell the entire idea we are going to have free and fair elections come 2026. Trump and hegseths display to the military today shows they have no intention of letting a silly thing like elections get in their way.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

These stupid motherfuckers have been saying the same goddamn thing since GW. They recycle the same bullshit over and over and yet their target audience oce again laps up their spalttered fecal matter like it's hot fudge sauce.
Posted by: Bring back critical thinking at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)
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Just justifying their own theft, because we were going to do it. We made them steal.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (s0JqF)

183 129 Poles are setting up the cheat.

is this about me?

Posted by: karol nawrocki at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (sGtp+)

184 Opposition party almost always gains in midterms, so safe bet to assume it.

Look at when that pattern didn't hold - 2002.

Shrub was elected to undo the crap that Clinton had done and reduce the bloated $2T federal budget.

And...he did not do any of that but he oversaw what was seen as a very successful response to 9/11.

Trump has delivered on most of the things he promised people to do - the first time since the 80s that a Republican president has.

Now the main caveat here is the perceived state of the economy. But if it is good like it is now...I think 40 seats is reasonable.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

185 Which will we see first, Christmas decorations or 2028 polls?

Xmas decorations have been out at Costco since August.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

186 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

187 The mocking will continue until sanity returns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (nxwfB)

188 I think the videos are hilarious, I just wish trump hadn't sent them from his account.

They're from his personal account, so that's fine. If they were from @POTUS I'd be slightly more concerned.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

189
I think the videos are hilarious, I just wish trump hadn't sent them from his account.
Posted by: El Mariachi

==============

Without thinking that hard about it, I totally disagree.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (4U88C)

190 184 Look at when that pattern didn't hold - 2002.

Shrub was elected to undo the crap that Clinton had done and reduce the bloated $2T federal budget.

And...he did not do any of that but he oversaw what was seen as a very successful response to 9/11.

Trump has delivered on most of the things he promised people to do - the first time since the 80s that a Republican president has.

Now the main caveat here is the perceived state of the economy. But if it is good like it is now...I think 40 seats is reasonable.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

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I have been wondering if a 2002 type win would be possible.

But it should be remembered that that was a 15 seat swing in favor of the GOP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

191 Have the pumpkin spice wars ended yet?

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

192 179 Acceptable: Republicans are Nazis
Not Acceptable: Democrats wear funny hats.

Are we all clear on this now/

no. we talkin' funny ha-ha or funny weird?

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (sGtp+)

193 174 Also, regarding "our friends from Mexico", I just want to mention again that the protest in Des Moines against deporting the Iowa Man from Guyana featured a large Mexican flag.
Posted by: Ian S.

They're all poor brown Spanish speakers from the south. What's the difference?

Posted by: Woke AWFLs pretending they aren't racist at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

194 And I bet you'll have fingers left over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (IBQGV)

Remember "Taco Trump?"

That was a knee-slapper.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (i24o9)

195
Wokescold is just not funny, except unintentionally where the wokescold is the butt of the joke.

They'll never get it. And that is why they fail.

I think I can count on one hand the number of funny or good memes I have seen come from the left over the years.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation

I think it's nuts how the left will call us Nazis and fascists and shoot us and wish us the worst but a meme with a sombrero is a bridge too far for them. That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (Y5PQs)

196 These stupid motherfuckers have been saying the same goddamn thing since GW.

I see the left arguing two things at the same time on Twixxer:

1) Trump is going to run for election 2028 damn the constitution!
2) The GOP is so fascist we'll never have another election!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (flcv9)

197 My mom had everything joint ownership, transfer on death. We didn't need a lawyer at all.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (vbXSk)

198 191 Have the pumpkin spice wars ended yet?

the pumpkin spice must flow

Posted by: spacing guild at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (sGtp+)

199 J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.

We need a new countdown, "The Re-Opened Government Will Have THIS Many Remaining Employees:..."

Tick-tock!

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (WTWWW)

200 But it should be remembered that that was a 15 seat swing in favor of the GOP.

And that's where I see half of the victories coming from red state gerrymandering...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

201 In 20 years, will Trump be the new Bush? "Current Republican Candidate X is an extremist, and unwilling to compromise, unlike Trump, who was once a Democrat and always looking to make a deal!"

Remember, the first two Republicans that were literally Hitler were Thomas Dewey and Dwight Eisenhower. Eisenhower in particular has a pretty good alibi against being literally Hitler, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

202 Progressives hate to be laughed at. It’s worse than being threatened or shot. They cannot allow us to make fun of them and ridicule them.

Makes it even more fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (CyLsy)

203 MOE, Larry, Cheese! MOE, Larry, Cheese!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (WvZaB)

204 The press corpse laughed when Vance said the memes would stop when the shutdown is over. Not sure if

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (rvwwT)

205 158 Are Winsome Sears numbers going up? I hadn't heard that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==

I get that VA is a blue leaning state, but the Dem opponent is garbage and Winsome really is a wonderful candidate.

One would hop if she can peel off some of the black electorate she would even be favored to win.
Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (eIzlH)
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The trouble is all the terrified bureaucrats who will vote D one last time, before they have to move to NY.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (s0JqF)

206 Also, there's a brilliant Extension video called "grandma's yellow pie plate" on how to divvy out sentimental possessions after someone dies. Not the big assets, like property and money and stocks. The little things like who gets the dolls, the yellow pie plate she always baked in, the doilies, her recipes, her spoons from every state, her porcelain cats, stuff like that.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:44 PM (gWBY1)

My brother came into the house. The lawyer gave me a list. He took nice things - a curio cabinet, nice mirror and a few things I'm sure he thought Mom cared about. But I'd taken care of her for years and years.

I ended up with everything she ever gave a damn about. Not that she cared much about stuff.

And ALL family pictures. My brother and his family have been shredded from family history....

That was the only 'nice' thing this year.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (Sco7b)

207
My uncle and cousins will probably sell it, tbh. She swears her trust is airtight that it has to stay in the family. Somehow I doubt that.
Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:32 PM (gWBY1)

Yes. It's incredibly sad to hear families suck so bad and are willing to tear things up just for some inheritance.

My case, I don't care about that. My SM should use every bit of the money she and my father earned for her care. Anything left at the end is a bonus. I don't live my life expecting anything from anyone when they die. So far, I've been fine getting nothing from anyone. Several have passed and I received nothing and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)

208 Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM

True and funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (7RYym)

209 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

210 ooops, not sure if its the new and improved press with the independent press or not.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (rvwwT)

211 Dang. I'm thinking enchiladas for dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

212 *waves at Sponge and nurse*

#twoweeks

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (ULPxl)

213 It is generally true that the opposition party tends to win the midterm elections, but not inevitable, and I would certainly not bet heavily on either outcome or be confident about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (flcv9)

214 The Peso Tienda Obama AI Video is hilarious.

Late to party here as I had to get that one out ASAP to all my friends.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (17s+e)

215 Muadib.

Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (P9nGm)

216 Love the Pancho Villa 'stache on Hakeem, too.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

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Frito-Lay should run a marketing campaign while it's hot starring AI "The Frito Hakeemo" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (qFQni)

217 Also, there's a brilliant Extension video called "grandma's yellow pie plate" on how to divvy out sentimental possessions after someone dies. Not the big assets, like property and money and stocks. The little things like who gets the dolls, the yellow pie plate she always baked in, the doilies, her recipes, her spoons from every state, her porcelain cats, stuff like that.

We made a big spreadsheet of every item, then gave them point where they could "bid" for each thing on the list. So, you could put all your points on one big thing, or a little on a lot of small things. While nobody was entirely happy, nobody was sad, realizing they got some of what they wanted and not everything. It also gauged better who wanted something the MOST.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (gDhA9)

218 Pancho and Lefty >>> Jeffries and Schumer

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (UjdFS)

219 Vance just said if Jefferies helps them end the shutdown the sombrero memes will stop. He's talked to trump about it.
The Dems are so pathetic they are becoming they're meming themselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (A2I8b)

220 170 I think the videos are hilarious, I just wish trump hadn't sent them from his account.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 01, 2025 01:45 PM (gDhA9)

Says... *checks notes* 'El Mariachi'.

Didn't we have a speedy Gonzales commenter once?

We socked Carlos mencia...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (nxwfB)

221 MOE, Larry, Cheese! MOE, Larry, Cheese!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 01:49 PM (WvZaB)

Ah yes. A GREAT episode.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

222 Oh, yes. Trust the Democrats...and & in Pennsylvania.

>House Select Committee on the CCP dot gov

Letter to Mayor Cherelle Parker Urging Cancellation of CCP Flag-Raising Ceremony and Termination of Tianjin Sister-City Tie, September 25, 2025

>National Review, The city where the U.S. Constitution was ratified held a flag-raising ceremony Tuesday to honor America's chief geo-political adversary. Sept. 30, 2025

In part, "Philadelphia is defending its decision to hold a flag-raising ceremony for China at City Hall on the grounds that the ceremony honored the cultural heritage of one of the city's immigrant communities, rather than the Chinese government.

"The flag-raising ceremony was approved through the Philadelphia Honors Diversity Flag Raising Program, established in 2018 to celebrate the cultural heritage and contributions of our city’s immigrant communities," Philadelphia City Solicitor Renee Garcia said in a statement provided to NR."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

223 179 Acceptable: Republicans are Nazis
Not Acceptable: Democrats wear funny hats.

Are we all clear on this now/
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

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You know who else made memes of their political opponents wearing sombreros?

Posted by: We all know the answer at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (T7MPm)

224 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)
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A gentleman never tells ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

225 Ol' Stop The Hammering! must have loved having a video meme featuring a clip from his show. First time he has been even slightly relevant in years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (5++NP)

226 Remember, the first two Republicans that were literally Hitler were Thomas Dewey and Dwight Eisenhower. Eisenhower in particular has a pretty good alibi against being literally Hitler, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Ian S.

He let the Nazis escape through the Falaise Gap, and then refused to drive on to Berlin. Obviously he's a Nazi.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (Riz8t)

227 191 Have the pumpkin spice wars ended yet?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

They will continue as a low-intensity sub-kinetic long-term insurgency/counterinsurgency for as long as basic white girls and garrett exist.

Posted by: I think it's gonna be a long long time at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (TbWk/)

228 191 Have the pumpkin spice wars ended yet?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:48 PM

I've never had a pumpkin spice anything except for pie and pumpkin cheesecake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (Y5PQs)

229 *waves at Sponge and nurse*

#twoweeks
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (ULPxl)

I'm limping to the finish line, but I'll be there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

230 From The Bee:

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (SKg6T)

231 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?

None, but they pat his furry ewok head and smile at him so they must like him, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (flcv9)

232 211 Dang. I'm thinking enchiladas for dinner.
Posted by: Diogenes

Consider Trump Tower taco salads! Authentic and delicious. The best, seriously. I love 'em.

Posted by: Donald Trump at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (JCZqz)

233 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Posted by: anon2020 at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (RqMDa)

234 >>> 229
==
I'm limping to the finish line, but I'll be there.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

We'll have some beverages.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (ULPxl)

235 207 Yes. It's incredibly sad to hear families suck so bad and are willing to tear things up just for some inheritance.

My case, I don't care about that. My SM should use every bit of the money she and my father earned for her care. Anything left at the end is a bonus. I don't live my life expecting anything from anyone when they die. So far, I've been fine getting nothing from anyone. Several have passed and I received nothing and I'm perfectly fine with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)

I asked for the little household things I wanted from my grandfather (a small clock and some coffee mugs) while he was still alive.

He let me have them.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

236 >>> the Charlie Kirk assasination makes me think this time could be different.

At the recent OSU game tailgate, TPUSA handed out over 5k white "freedom" shirts, the style of shirt Charlie was wearing when he died. Snatched right up by attendees. And they registered a whole bunch of new people to vote at the tailgate. This is the way.

I sense Gen Z is fired up to vote now, it's getting them informed and keeping up the momentum. The left doesn't have Gen z by the throat like it did previous generations. That terrifies them.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (gWBY1)

237 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Brand loyalty.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (lKOq6)

238 I love taco salads, but is nachos with some lettuce really a salad?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (flcv9)

239 @120

>>I'm getting the damned ads here in Kalifornia. It's funny how the Women's League of Voters is all FOR the redistricting, saying it to protect democracy from Trump. LOL

They can probably swipe 4 more seats which would put the GOP at 5 conversional seats out of 52 seats.

They may be able to swipe more but they would have to really make a map so preposterous that even the leftist courts would say, hold on bro.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (ncsQu)

240 The pumpkin spice must flow.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (36PRH)

241 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (nxwfB)

242 @233 volume

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (A2I8b)

243 233 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?
Posted by: anon2020 at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (RqMDa)

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Exactly.

It's garbage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (PMtkd)

244 237 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Brand loyalty.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (lKOq6)

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Polling can also be bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

245 We'll have some beverages.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (ULPxl)

A given.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (7Q7Ca)

246 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Whether the ends are tucked in or not.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (SKg6T)

247 >>> J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.

I do not agree to these terms. You don't speak for me, J.D.!

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (gWBY1)

248 Are Winsome Sears numbers going up? I hadn't heard that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==

I get that VA is a blue leaning state, but the Dem opponent is garbage and Winsome really is a wonderful candidate.

One would hop if she can peel off some of the black electorate she would even be favored to win.
Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2025 01:43 PM (eIzlH)
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The trouble is all the terrified bureaucrats who will vote D one last time, before they have to move to NY.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (s0JqF)
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Fake news, bro. I've been assured that nobody moves to NY. Everyone is running away and in 10 years nobody will live here at all. Maybe just The Blade. Nobody goes to NY anymore. It's too crowded.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

249 And they hate it when we are happy and joyful.

One of the more outspoken libs here, who was gleeful the day Kirk was murdered, is huffing and puffing and sucking his gums and banging things around and trying to get me to ask him what is bothering him.

I keep laughing to myself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (Cpw6M)

250 241 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (nxwfB)

A burrito has beans and rice in it.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (UnA8+)

251 So far, I've been fine getting nothing from anyone. Several have passed and I received nothing and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Yeah that's always been my attitude, I didn't expect anything and was fine with not getting anything except stuff like my grandfather's watch. Our family is very close and Christian and humble though, nobody has ever disputed anything in any estate settlement. Probably helps that we're none of us particularly wealthy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (flcv9)

252 Remember, the first two Republicans that were literally Hitler were Thomas Dewey and Dwight Eisenhower. Eisenhower in particular has a pretty good alibi against being literally Hitler, to put it mildly.

In 1940 FDR ran on NOT getting America involved in WWII. While at the same time he ordered American ships to attack German subs in the Atlantic.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

253 By Jan.1 2026, MSNBC will be cast into the dustbin of history. It will be replaced by "MS NOW", which will be another reason for disliking Windows 11.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

254 I do not agree to these terms. You don't speak for me, J.D.!
Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (gWBY1)

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HA!

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (PMtkd)

255 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?
Posted by: anon2020

Well, you see. It's complicated.
They know they are miserable fuck ups but they have to in charge even if it means killing people (before or after getting power).

Posted by: Operator Error at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (gzC/P)

256 November 2026 is still a loooong way away.
Plenty of time for anyone to whip out their shlong and step on it.

Posted by: GWB at October 01, 2025 01:55 PM (Dvcu+)

257 246 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Whether the ends are tucked in or not.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (SKg6T)

So...transTexMex

Posted by: *carne asada detected* oWo que es eso? at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (TbWk/)

258
J.D. Vance said if Hakeem helps reopen gov. that the sombrero memes will stop.

The memes are free now and running wild on the internet.

There's no stopping them.

Soon they will multiply like the escaped rabbits did in Australia.

Joaquin Jefferies might as well start wearing a sombrero and fake mustachio.

That's the only way people will recognize him.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (iJfKG)

259 Mostly carbs. Poor people food.

Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (P9nGm)

260 231 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?

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"Ace O'Bannon isn't attracted to loose women. Loose women are attracted to Ace O'Bannon."

Posted by: Ace O'Bannon at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (T7MPm)

261 The problem always has been the dem concentration in big cities, so national polling doesn't effect congressional races as much as we would like.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (rvwwT)

262 I cannot imagine any of the stuffed shirts in the Republican Party trolling at all, let alone with the consummate skill of Trump and his people.

Btw, Trump seems to be having an enormous amount of fun being president.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (mADJX)

263 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Fraud numbers are baked in. Of course we'll see how that plays out in 2026.

Republicans traditionally chicken out when they catch Dem fraud in the act. Looking at Trump's term so far I don't think he will

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

264
IAmSilky
@IAmVerySilky

For every hour the government is shutdown a sombrero video will be posted.

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (qFQni)

265 At the recent OSU game tailgate, TPUSA handed out over 5k white "freedom" shirts, the style of shirt Charlie was wearing when he died. Snatched right up by attendees.
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Which OSU?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (WvZaB)

266 The bigger problem when my Dad passed away was getting anyone to actually admit they wanted something. Nobody wanted to be THAT sibling.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (Riz8t)

267 244 237 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Brand loyalty.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (lKOq6)

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The hate for Trump has the dems foaming at the mouth.. They are in a frenzy to vote so they can stop Trump's momentum... I only hope republicans are this fired up to vote

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

268 I'm limping to the finish line, but I'll be there.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (ySpAZ)

269 IAmSilky
@IAmVerySilky

For every hour the government is shutdown a sombrero video will be posted.
Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (qFQni)

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This is the way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (PMtkd)

270 Here's the thing - Dems are in deep trouble. They are trying to somehow change the narrative.

This is gonna sound weird, but Trump's 20-point plan to end the war in Gaza terrifies them. It has the support of Egypt, Qatar, and Turkey and Saudi Arabia. If it ends the war and brings peace to the middle east....also Trump's turnaround on Ukraine. Also, the "we ain't playing no more" attitude of the feds toward antifa. They can't start riots and blame trump - the rioters will face federal time.

Trump is destroying them on immigration.

They need something, anything, to scuff Trump up. They came up with a shut down. Which is beyond desperate.

It sounds weird, but Trump 2.0 seems to be about five steps ahead of the Dems at every turn. he seems to know exactly what they are going to do before they even know what they are going to do. I think he literally spent the last 4 years studying them, plotting out every move and countermove.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 01, 2025 01:58 PM (gDhA9)

271
Back from running errands. Boarded up store fronts. Bread lines. Families in broken-down pickups piled high with possessions migrating. Tumbleweed rolling down the street. Desolation in Trump America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2025 01:58 PM (tgvbd)

272 I asked this before. Is there nobody in Jeffries support staff who cannot do some funny video supporting "our friends from Mexico" and making g fun of Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2025 01:22 PM (7RYym)

Lefties just really aren't funny. They're a bit too self-righteous.

Posted by: GWB at October 01, 2025 01:58 PM (Dvcu+)

273 179 Acceptable: Republicans are Nazis
Not Acceptable: Democrats wear funny hats.
.....

They're festive but not little.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (UjdFS)

274 241 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (nxwfB)

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (Y6cSm)

275 This is where some leftist GOP plant (read: GOP) comes out with some shit like "rape is God's plan" and sinks us.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (SpkWo)

276 For every hour the government is shutdown a sombrero video will be posted.

Bring back the Taco Bell Chihuahua!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (Riz8t)

277
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (ySpAZ)

#CantF*ckingWait

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (7Q7Ca)

278 Every time the left whines, stack ANOTHER Sombrero on the Jeffries memes.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

279 263 Fraud numbers are baked in. Of course we'll see how that plays out in 2026.

Republicans traditionally chicken out when they catch Dem fraud in the act. Looking at Trump's term so far I don't think he will
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2025 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

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The RNC under Michael Whatley (now running for senator in NC) actively stopped fraud in Philly last year.

Now, the RNC is matched with the DOJ Civil Rights Division headed by Harmeet Dhillon who has made it a central pillar of her time in government to attack voting irregularities. She's led several successful lawsuits, already, to clear a bunch of ineligible voters from rolls (100,000 alone in NC).

Combine that with the fed grant machine stopping, and 2026 could be the lowest voting and least expensive midterm in more than a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

280 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Whether the ends are tucked in or not.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (SKg6T)
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Yer say the only difference is a good tuck?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (tT6L1)

281 Which OSU?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Can't be that place in Ohio. There's no "THE" in front of it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

282 I get it the Dems call everything racist but how is this actually racist?

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2025 02:00 PM (RoO7G)

283 Behold how HUD is describing the shutdown on its web site.

https://www.hud.gov/#openModal

"The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need".

H/T to friend JeffS

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2025 02:00 PM (mADJX)

284
Yer say the only difference is a good tuck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (tT6L1)

I'd f*ck me......

Posted by: A Burrito at October 01, 2025 02:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

285 *fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 01:57 PM (ySpAZ)

#CantF*ckingWait
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:59 PM (7Q7Ca)

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I assume you two youngsters are talking about TX? Because, darn right.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

286
I assume you two youngsters are talking about TX? Because, darn right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

That is CORRECT, sir, YES......

Posted by: A Burrito at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM (7Q7Ca)

287 I actually laughed out loud at Hakeem's outrage.

Yeah, the left is never, ever offensive.

Oh, by the way, how is your birthing person doing?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM (PMtkd)

288 Shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM (7Q7Ca)

289 271
Back from running errands. Boarded up store fronts. Bread lines. Families in broken-down pickups piled high with possessions migrating. Tumbleweed rolling down the street. Desolation in Trump America.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2025 01:58 PM (tgvbd)

For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded — a whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

Posted by: Colander facemask time at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (TbWk/)

290 Is there a cold part of Texas?

Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

291 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

The panhandle, during the winter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (7Q7Ca)

292 265 At the recent OSU game tailgate, TPUSA handed out over 5k white "freedom" shirts, the style of shirt Charlie was wearing when he died. Snatched right up by attendees.

this was PSU

Penn State

it was their "white out" game

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (FHttA)

293 271 Back from running errands. Boarded up store fronts. Bread lines. Families in broken-down pickups piled high with possessions migrating. Tumbleweed rolling down the street. Desolation in Trump America. - Hadrian the Seventh

Have the militias begun setting up check points yet?

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (mADJX)

294 Back from running errands. Boarded up store fronts. Bread lines. Families in broken-down pickups piled high with possessions migrating. Tumbleweed rolling down the street. Desolation in Trump America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2025 01:58 PM (tgvbd)

I need to get a dog. And a Lee-Enfield rifle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (i24o9)

295 >>> My case, I don't care about that. My SM should use every bit of the money she and my father earned for her care. Anything left at the end is a bonus. I don't live my life expecting anything from anyone when they die. So far, I've been fine getting nothing from anyone. Several have passed and I received nothing and I'm perfectly fine with that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)

Oh for sure. There was a point, where my uncles were being so horrible about the will, that we told my grandma she should just donate or will everything to her fave charity. She didn't do that. But she came to this country with nothing and built a life out of the dust with the sweat of her brow. Who are we to think we are owed anything?

My husband doesn't come from a family that cares about stuff, it's freeing. I'm focusing less on what legacy might be willed to me or what I might will to the kids, and just focusing on experiences and time. If I buy my own family cabin one day for memories with my kids or future grandkids,great. But it's the people not the stuff. That's also why my mom's choices haven't destroyed our relationship. She's more important than the stuff.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (gWBY1)

296 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given

Doesn't the Dallas area get really cold in winter, because there's nothing to stop the winds blowing down from Canada?

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

297 Is there a cold part of Texas?

Beer cooler at Bucc-ees.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (lKOq6)

298 Moe, Larry THE cheese.

Get it straight you morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2025 02:03 PM (viF8m)

299 I actually laughed out loud at Hakeem's outrage.
......

next meme should have him wearing a serape and sleeping against a small cactus.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (UjdFS)

300 >>> 290 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

>>> 291 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

The panhandle, during the winter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (7Q7Ca)

The cold part of Texas is Alberta.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (ULPxl)

301

President Donald Trump on Tuesday night withdrew Heritage Foundation's economist E.J. Antoni's nomination to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS).

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

302
I do not agree to these terms. You don't speak for me, J.D.!
Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (gWBY1)

LOL

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (SpkWo)

303 For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded — a whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

Posted by: Colander facemask time at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (TbWk/)

*glances longingly at colander facemask*

Soon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

304 That is CORRECT, sir, YES......
Posted by: A Burrito at October 01, 2025 02:01 PM

That made me laugh way too hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 02:05 PM (ySpAZ)

305

President Donald Trump on Tuesday night withdrew Heritage Foundation's economist E.J. Antoni's nomination to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

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Can you tell us any of the backstory?

Is this smart? Good, bad, or meh?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:05 PM (PMtkd)

306 In part, "Philadelphia is defending its decision to hold a flag-raising ceremony for China at City Hall on the grounds that the ceremony honored the cultural heritage of one of the city's immigrant communities, rather than the Chinese government.
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Raise the flag of Taiwan, bitches.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

307 Quiero un cierre del gobierno

Posted by: Speedy Hakeem Jeffries at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (rvwwT)

308 I don't live my life expecting anything from anyone when they die. So far, I've been fine getting nothing from anyone. Several have passed and I received nothing and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)

This is how it should be. I'm an heir on my grandmom's estate (also worth little) and it's been 5 years. I've gotten nothing so far and told my siblings to leave my 2 aunts alone on the issue. When my mom and grandmom were sick at the same time, we cared for my mom, and they cared for grandmom, so if anyone gets to make the call on when to finally let go of the house and finally finish this, it's them. Especially since we're talking a final inheritance to me that might buy my family one night out (b/c we get 3.33% vs my aunt's 40% a piece)...it's not worth ripping up a family for something that wasn't ever really ours...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (tOcjL)

309
That made me laugh way too hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 02:05 PM (ySpAZ)

It's why I'm a sock idiot. It's entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (7Q7Ca)

310 Too late to comment now.

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (AOsQT)

311 The Legend of ZOHRAN

litquidity
@litcapital
Vanity Fair is stroking it, fondling it, gargling it, doing tricks on it, and slurping all the glaze

https://tinyurl.com/2t7vz9jw

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

312 EJ had some .... spicy social media posts

it was getting pretty ugly and he probably agreed to withdraw

it does suck tho, he's great

Posted by: Black Orchid at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (FHttA)

313 233 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?
Posted by: anon2020 at October 01, 2025 01:52 PM (RqMDa)

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Exactly.

It's garbage.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (PMtkd)

It is especially dangerous for the blues if the electorate changes party loyalty. A state split geographically might have 80 percent districts and -80 percent. A max gerrymander will have ideally everything 55 pct. But if the electorate shifts mood, there can be a huge swing against the gerrymandered state.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (8avO+)

314
Raise the flag of Taiwan, bitches.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2025 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

At which time I will apologize to China in perfect Mandarin.

Posted by: John Cena at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (7Q7Ca)

315 President Donald Trump on Tuesday night withdrew Heritage Foundation's economist E.J. Antoni's nomination to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

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Can you tell us any of the backstory?

Is this smart? Good, bad, or meh?
Posted by: Seems Legit

Vince C. was just about to bring the guy on his show when I got out of the car. According to him, the nomination was tanked by...wait for it...you're not gonna believe this...Collins and Murkowski.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

316 it's not because he has no sense of humor. It's because he has no sense.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (EyfuW)

317 Too late for this on the last thread. Ues, both Obama and JD were raised by grandmothers. Obama's was a bank president. JD's had a gun in every room. Not the same

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (kUxzU)

318 Democrats have training sessions in Pennsylvania:

Chester County Democrats (slash Indivisible Movement)
1d
We conclude our look at the 14 key points often used to identify how fascist, or any dictatorial regime, can manipulate a nation into surrendering its freedom. Today we consider the final point, and it’s an important one.

Point Fourteen:

Fraudulent Elections: Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.

Elections in the United States never have been more efficiently run or more fraud-free than they are today. But you would not know that if you have been listening to Republicans singing along with Donald Trump since he lost the 2020 presidential election. Republicans have been attacking the integrity of our election process at all levels. None of their attacks have stood the test of independent fact checking.

yada, yada

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (NFX2v)

319 Wait, I'm trying to figure that out. More solid-blue than solid-reds. So any overall red shift shouldn't make much difference. Nor should any overall blue shift. It's the purples that we should be looking at, non?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 01:42 PM (4U88C)

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What I meant to say, I think, is I'm assuming there are more districts where Dems run up the score than Repub districts that do the same. Dems that got 95% of the vote in their races get the same 1 vote in Congress as the Repub that won 55-45. [I may be mistaken, though. How many (D) representatives were uncontested? How many Rs?]

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (GtLJN)

320
"The flag-raising ceremony was approved through the Philadelphia Honors Diversity Flag Raising Program, established in 2018 to celebrate the cultural heritage and contributions of our city’s immigrant communities," Philadelphia City Solicitor Renee Garcia said in a statement provided to NR."
Posted by: L - No nic

===============

The WHAT Program? What resources does this Program get? If some gang of immigrants wants to celebrate their culture, can't they raise money themselves and have a Polish-American festival or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (4U88C)

321 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

322 Ok... difference between a rolled soft taco and a burrito?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nothing. Two bites each.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

323 A slightly different take, it's Biblical to leave something to your heirs. To me, the government taking any of it is an effing sin. (Of course, family members being greedy is also in the Bible.)

I'm viciously opposed to the inheritance tax.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (PMtkd)

324 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2025 01:27 PM (flcv9)

So... country and death metal?

Posted by: GWB at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (Dvcu+)

325 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

Genius. Submit to inspection or risk being sent to the camps.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (i24o9)

326 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

LOLWUT!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (7Q7Ca)

327 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

The panhandle, during the winter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (7Q7Ca)

That area is fairly high altitude.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (8avO+)

328 Vince C. was just about to bring the guy on his show when I got out of the car. According to him, the nomination was tanked by...wait for it...you're not gonna believe this...Collins and Murkowski.
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

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Fuck, then he was probably good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (PMtkd)

329 Quiero un cierre del gobierno
Posted by: Speedy Hakeem Jeffries
.......

Donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (UjdFS)

330 LOLWUT!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (7Q7Ca)

Now THAT's how you do fascism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (i24o9)

331
I'm viciously opposed to the inheritance tax.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (PMtkd)

It's simply punishment for anyone having anything left and giving it away. Period.

It's quintuple taxation and should be constitutionally banned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (7Q7Ca)

332 The Legend of ZOHRAN
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Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the Commie known as Zohran...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (WvZaB)

333 255 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?
Posted by: anon2020

July 2024: How can Kamala be ahead of Trump by 10 points???

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (uWKK8)

334 321 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

He may be on to something here. We should implement a similar plan for lip fillers, buccal fat removal and BBLs.

Posted by: And snout rings at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (TbWk/)

335 It's quintuple taxation and should be constitutionally banned.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (7Q7Ca)

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I agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM (PMtkd)

336 Notsothoreau, Clarence Thomas was also raised by his grandpa. Grandparents make a much bigger deal than we think! The right ones change lives, for good or ill.

Which is why think Satan is working so hard to separate grandparents from grandkids now. Create rifts between parents and kids so the grandkids never know their grandparents. He knows how destructive that is for the family. And he's doing a good job.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 02:12 PM (gWBY1)

337 Silver is now $47.61 per oz. That means a pre-1965 dime has $3.40 worth of silver in it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 01, 2025 02:12 PM (Da7Vv)

338 327 Is there a cold part of Texas?
Posted by: No Name Given at October 01, 2025 02:02 PM (P9nGm)

Ken Paxton's about to be Ex-Wifes bosom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:12 PM (uWKK8)

339 Vince C. was just about to bring the guy on his show when I got out of the car. According to him, the nomination was tanked by...wait for it...you're not gonna believe this...Collins and Murkowski.
____

Our grift requires continuous phony-baloney figures from BLS.
-Collins and Murkowski

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (Dv3i1)

340 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants
......

OK, where do I sign up?

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (UjdFS)

341 is the panhandle the part that sticks up north or the part that sticks out west

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (AOsQT)

342 Clue them in that they have called us racist, fascist, phobe-phobes, Nazis, etc. for so long that those word have lost their meaning. They deserve to be mocked and hard. They have no sense of humor therefore cannot stand to be mocked and ridiculed. Good.

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

343 How could in anyone in N. Korea even afford breast implants?

And do they do the surgery in-country, or do they have to go to China for it?

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

344
That area is fairly high altitude.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (8avO+)

I played golf in Odessa, Texas once. Pretty central in the state. I hit a 3 wood 300 yards, through a green as I had no idea it was almost 3000 ft. elevation. DFW is around 500 ft.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

345 I asked for the little household things I wanted from my grandfather (a small clock and some coffee mugs) while he was still alive.

He let me have them.

Posted by: XTC

I got my great great grandfather's rocking chair when my grandfather died. He had taken it carefully apart when he moved to Texas, and never got around to putting it back together. I rebuilt and restored it. When my grandmother died, each grandchild got a couple of the West German Hummels she collected, and a small amount of money. Since she taught me to read with a book emblazoned with Hickory Dickory Dock, I used the money for a seven foot grandfather clock kit and built it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (0U5gm)

346 Quiero un cierre del gobierno
Posted by: Speedy Hakeem Jeffries
.......

Cuidado piso mojado

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (UjdFS)

347 343 How could in anyone in N. Korea even afford breast implants?

And do they do the surgery in-country, or do they have to go to China for it?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

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Good questions.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (PMtkd)

348 NYPost:

Changes are brewing — and they could be a sign of a decline in living standards. Maxwell House recently announced it will be changing its name for the first time in 133 years, rebranding to “Maxwell Apartment.” While the coffee blend will remain the same with the same “taste, aroma, quality and ingredients,” the rebrand is in name only to represent the reality of today’s consumers. Nearly a third of Americans are now renting smaller places, rather than purchasing full-size homes — and the coffee giant wants to reflect that stat with its temporary rebrand.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

349 He may be on to something here. We should implement a similar plan for lip fillers, buccal fat removal and BBLs
__-

Yeah, whatever. sign me up for the boob inspection.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (Dv3i1)

350 is the panhandle the part that sticks up north or the part that sticks out west
Posted by: Don Black

Or the pointy part down south?

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

351 The only true peace plan is being executed by God's chosen; level gaza, kill everyone and peace.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (ehY6c)

352 Which is why think Satan is working so hard to separate grandparents from grandkids now. Create rifts between parents and kids so the grandkids never know their grandparents. He knows how destructive that is for the family. And he's doing a good job.
Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 02:12 PM (gWBY1)

Sometimes grandparents are asshoe. Then again, sometimes parents are asshoe. Sometimes they're all asshoe and the kids of course are the ones paying the price.

Posted by: Family, like all human organizations, can suck asss at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (TbWk/)

353 They've frozen an $18 billion infrastructure project in NY so far. Vought is on the phone with House Republicans right now outlining some stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't that due to discriminatory DEI practices?

Posted by: Ann at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (w9jrX)

354 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp

Wouldn't that simply be any NK woman with noticeable boobs?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (7Q7Ca)

355 296 you'd think Tulsa would be good for something

Posted by: Field Marshal Targaryen at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (wBaIH)

356 I played golf in Odessa, Texas once. Pretty central in the state. I hit a 3 wood 300 yards, through a green as I had no idea it was almost 3000 ft. elevation. DFW is around 500 ft.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (7Q7Ca)
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I played golf at the course at Big Bear, ca. 6000 feet. Lots of loft!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (WvZaB)

357 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)
_____

A gentleman never tells ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

Nor do furniture refinishers

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

358 348 NYPost:

Changes are brewing — and they could be a sign of a decline in living standards. Maxwell House recently announced it will be changing its name for the first time in 133 years, rebranding to “Maxwell Apartment.” While the coffee blend will remain the same with the same “taste, aroma, quality and ingredients,” the rebrand is in name only to represent the reality of today’s consumers. Nearly a third of Americans are now renting smaller places, rather than purchasing full-size homes — and the coffee giant wants to reflect that stat with its temporary rebrand.
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

Why not Maxwell Shack? Maxwell Hovel? Maxwell Economy flat?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (uWKK8)

359 320 The WHAT Program? What resources does this Program get? If some gang of immigrants wants to celebrate their culture, can't they raise money themselves and have a Polish-American festival or something?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 02:08 PM (4U88C)

That doesn't assuage the AWFLs' collective White Guilt.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

360 342 Clue them in that they have called us racist, fascist, phobe-phobes, Nazis, etc. for so long that those word have lost their meaning. They deserve to be mocked and hard. They have no sense of humor therefore cannot stand to be mocked and ridiculed. Good.
Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

When you hear "racist," "hater" and "bigot" over the mildest of policy disagreements you first learn to ignore it, then you make fun of them for it because they've got nothing else.

Posted by: They can't think, they can only repeat at October 01, 2025 02:16 PM (TbWk/)

361 LOL, it looks like the official white house tik tok account is trolling the dems there with memes from the office

Posted by: GMan at October 01, 2025 02:16 PM (GfWuY)

362 They have no sense of humor therefore cannot stand to be mocked and ridiculed. Good.

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

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"Above all else, the devil cannot stand to be mocked."

-- C.S. Lewis

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at October 01, 2025 02:17 PM (j2JK8)

363 you'd think Tulsa would be good for something
Posted by: Field Marshal Targaryen

Oral Roberts University!

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

364
How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?
Posted by: anon2020

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I've mentioned a couple of times the behavior of my hard-Dem community. I only paid attention this one year when I was working at the local news station, and here's what happened: The City Council had passed three big measures that (would have) changed the town considerably. One was marijuana shops on the very charming tourist trap main drag, the other two I can't remember, but they were classic Dem Lightbulb! ideas.

The citizens rose up like it was France 1788 and RAISED THE MONEY and DID THE WORK to get these measures overturned. They were overturned in landslides.

Aaaaand back to voting solid Dem thereafter.

It's the letter "D." No one knows or cares what they're voting for.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 02:17 PM (4U88C)

365 I played golf at the course at Big Bear, ca. 6000 feet. Lots of loft!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (WvZaB)

Played at Myrtle Beach a few times. You think you absolutely STRIPED a drive down the middle of the fairway, only to find out it went just over 250.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:17 PM (7Q7Ca)

366 326 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants... and warns those with 'un-socialist' work done could be sent to a labour camp
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

LOLWUT!?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:10 PM (7Q7Ca)

What's worse, he's requiring that the check be done manually, 3 times each day. But the soldiers are pleased.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:17 PM (uWKK8)

367 Donde esta la bibloteca de memes dela Jauquine Jefferez?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (17s+e)

368 The Legend of ZOHRAN
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Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the Commie known as Zohran...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 01, 2025 02:11 PM

Zohran, the Fake, Gay, and Lame Blade

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (ySpAZ)

369 I think Maxwell Yurt has a nice ring.

But, then, I like yurts.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

370 341 is the panhandle the part that sticks up north or the part that sticks out west
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2025 02:13 PM (AOsQT)
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it's the part currently sticking up Hakeem Jeffries's rear exit/entry hole.

Posted by: Bell Biv DeVoe at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (xtKM4)

371 352 Sometimes grandparents are asshoe. Then again, sometimes parents are asshoe. Sometimes they're all asshoe and the kids of course are the ones paying the price.
Posted by: Family, like all human organizations, can suck asss at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (TbWk/)

That's definitely my father's side of my family.

My cousins are still afraid to talk to me because of how much they can't stand my father.

Posted by: XTC at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (UnA8+)

372 Too late for this on the last thread. Ues, both Obama and JD were raised by grandmothers. Obama's was a bank president. JD's had a gun in every room. Not the same
Posted by: Notsothoreau

The only thing that I remember them saying about their grandmother's was Obama - "She was a typical white woman" Vance: "She was a kick in the pants"

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (oiNtH)

373 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2025 02:19 PM (i24o9)

374
it's the part currently sticking up Hakeem Jeffries's rear exit/entry hole.

Posted by: Bell Biv DeVoe at October 01, 2025 02:18 PM (xtKM4)

Poison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2025 02:19 PM (7Q7Ca)

375 LOL, it looks like the official white house tik tok account is trolling the dems there with memes from the office

ICE, DHS, and the State Department have all posted various memes making fun of the left on official accounts. The Democrats literally have no idea how to deal with it.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2025 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

376 >>> Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants...

This is facist, but it reminded me of something ironic. My religion teaches our bodies are temple, it's part of why the LDS church in the past didn't allow its members to get tattoos. Don't desecrate what god made perfect. This has been scaled back as we have too many converts with tattoos now.

But the same women who will judge someone for having a tattoo on Sunday, will on Monday go get breast implants, body sculpting, gym visits till she's sick, ozempic shots though she's not diabetic, to be body perfect. One of the top areas of the country for plastic surgery, ozempic, anything to have that perfect body is the stretch of the valley between SLC and Provo. There's weird parts to LDS culture that need to be rooted out. I'm sure every church culture has this, but I'm willing to call out my own people. Do better!

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2025 02:19 PM (gWBY1)

377 New thread from El Jefe

Posted by: Dad of Six at October 01, 2025 02:20 PM (SoUeZ)

378
Maxwell ADU

Maxwell Mother-in-law unit

Maxwell Converted Garage

Maxwell Mom's Basement

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2025 02:20 PM (4U88C)

379 334 He may be on to something here. We should implement a similar plan for lip fillers, buccal fat removal and BBLs.

fat from eating at buc-ee's too frequently?

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2025 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

380 379 334 He may be on to something here. We should implement a similar plan for lip fillers, buccal fat removal and BBLs.

fat from eating at buc-ee's too frequently?
Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2025 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

That's referred to as "beaver nuggets"

Posted by: Just think where they take those from at October 01, 2025 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

381 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants...

1. Like any nork can afford it.
2. Like no one wouldn't know if they had.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2025 02:22 PM (SKg6T)

382 Lefties just really aren't funny. They're a bit too self-righteous.

They have no sense of humor about themselves at all; they cannot laugh at themselves. Undeservedly arrogant. Most of their humor is either a*al s*x related or them cutting on people they think are 'beneath' them.

Posted by: Nelly at October 01, 2025 02:24 PM (cHLus)

383 >>> 358 348 NYPost:

Changes are brewing — and they could be a sign of a decline in living standards. Maxwell House recently announced it will be changing its name for the first time in 133 years, rebranding to “Maxwell Apartment.” While the coffee blend will remain the same with the same “taste, aroma, quality and ingredients,” the rebrand is in name only to represent the reality of today’s consumers. Nearly a third of Americans are now renting smaller places, rather than purchasing full-size homes — and the coffee giant wants to reflect that stat with its temporary rebrand.
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2025 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

Why not Maxwell Shack? Maxwell Hovel? Maxwell Economy flat?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (uWKK

Maxwell Van by the River
Maxwell Refrigerator Box

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 02:24 PM (ULPxl)

384 How can the Democrats be losing every major policy by double digits but still be polling this close on the midterms ?

Brand loyalty.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at October 01, 2025 01:53 PM (lKOq6)

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Polling can also be bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 01, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Yup. One just has to remember that the 2024 prez election was projected to be razor close by most polls and tv networks.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2025 02:24 PM (g8Ew8)

385 Why not Maxwell Shack? Maxwell Hovel? Maxwell Economy flat?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2025 02:15 PM (uWKK

Maxwell Van by the River
Maxwell Refrigerator Box
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2025 02:24 PM (ULPxl)

Maxwell cave. Maxwell lean-to.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2025 02:26 PM (g8Ew8)

386 Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for 'bourgeois' breast implants...

He's just jealous.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2025 02:30 PM (44oh4)

387 Sometimes grandparents are asshoe. Then again, sometimes parents are asshoe. Sometimes they're all asshoe and the kids of course are the ones paying the price.

And sometimes the kids are self-made asshoes.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2025 02:32 PM (mADJX)

388 Why not Maxwell Shack? Maxwell Hovel? Maxwell Economy flat?

What about Maxwell Hobo Soup Can? Name would then match the flavor...(so i'm told)

Posted by: Nelly at October 01, 2025 02:32 PM (cHLus)

389 oh wait; I've got it!

Maxwell Van down by the River!

Posted by: Nelly at October 01, 2025 02:33 PM (cHLus)

390 So, do we no longer celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Posted by: rickb223

Any reason to celebrate the French losing a war is valid

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2025 02:34 PM (a+4eV)

391 So how many strippers has Ace actually been with?
Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)
_____

A gentleman never tells ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

Nor do furniture refinishers
Posted by: Kindltot

IT was shelving!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2025 02:35 PM (44oh4)

392 Anyone with any connections to Antifa should not be allowed to run for Office Period

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 01, 2025 05:26 PM (wGqjj)

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