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Shutdown Cafe

blackandwhitepuppy.jpg

His fathah was a muddah. His mothah was a muddah.

ICYMI: Now here's an oversized traveler I wouldn't mind sitting next to a plane. Just wear a windbreaker to protect against the drool.

ICYMI: Have your wedding on a farm, they said, it'll be fun, we'll have a few laughs...

It's like The Brady Bunch but with dogs.

Woman uses jiu-jitsu to completely wreck a thief.

Customer swipes the gun from a thief.

Rude seal blowing raspberries.

A bat sleeping in the rain.

Zebra fights off a whole gang of crocodiles and escapes. Some light animal violence. The good guy wins.

Never mock a goat.

A raven and a fox play.

A tortoise squealing.

Peter Griffin: This is worse than than the reality TV series Monkey Sous-Chef.

Chris Griffin: This is like that time that Kevin Bacon sang a lullaby to goats.

I can't believe this is real, but whatever. It could be.

It's virtually a Yak:

Possibly some sort of yak?

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




Comments

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1 Bats Again?

Posted by: Penguin on the Telly! at September 30, 2025 07:38 PM (oftw2)

2 Are we doomed yet?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 30, 2025 07:39 PM (+ME1W)

3 Blade

Posted by: Accomack at September 30, 2025 07:40 PM (Udy3r)

4 Read content

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 30, 2025 07:40 PM (KYNqM)

5 That Havanese puppy is washed and dried and clipped to perfection. Ready for a show. Look at the precision cutting at the lower ears.

Remember Bill Clinton's $400 haircuts (they'd be $1,200 today? That puppy has one.

Posted by: M. Gaga at September 30, 2025 07:41 PM (LASCj)

6 Farm wedding?
It's the bride mooing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 30, 2025 07:43 PM (KYNqM)

7 Re: Last pic -

Look, it was dark and I was really hammered. I wondered what ever happened to her.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2025 07:43 PM (cYBz/)

8 That Great Dane on the plane is cute. They are sweet doggehs.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 30, 2025 07:44 PM (Hvd9a)

9 What kind of creature is this?! pic.twitter.com/5quurxWNk9

- Nature is Amazing (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 29, 2025

IT'S NOT A TOOOMAH.

Posted by: mystery creature at September 30, 2025 07:44 PM (ULPxl)

10 That's some goiter that goat/yak has.Or maybe it's the Streisand of the ruminant world.

Posted by: The Way We Was at September 30, 2025 07:44 PM (oftw2)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2025 07:44 PM (+qU29)

12 CYMI: Now here's an oversized traveler I wouldn't mind sitting next to a plane. Just wear a windbreaker to protect against the drool.

==

yeah, NO.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2025 07:45 PM (g47mK)

13 Ok! I could watch the elephant clip all day.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 07:45 PM (kurEY)

14 That puppy is being chased across the galaxy by a mirror image puppy.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at September 30, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

15 LOL... MSN headline... Senate rejects latest spending bill..

Nothing in the headline about a shut down, or that its the DEMS.. or why they are doing it...

Talk about burying a story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 07:49 PM (mP0Kj)

16 M Gaga. That was John Edward’s with the $400 haircut.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 30, 2025 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

17 What kind of creature is this?!

Don't know. But it was sitting at the bar in the cantina scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2025 07:50 PM (nhCoE)

18 A crazy looking Damascus goat!

Also, the cutest little guy who was just at the groomers up top.

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 07:50 PM (2N3ca)

19 Willowed from previous thread, in case someone is still interested:

The inventor of Coca-Cola, John Pemberton, was not the brightest bulb.
He wanted to start taking *cocaine* to kick his *morphine* addiction. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 07:50 PM (G5HPk)

20 >>> 17 What kind of creature is this?!

Don't know. But it was sitting at the bar in the cantina scene in Star Wars.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2025 07:50 PM (nhCoE)

Brandon/autopen-appointed federal judge???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 07:51 PM (ULPxl)

21 Farm wedding?
It's the bride mooing.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 30, 2025 07:43 PM (KYNqM)

We got married on my niece's farm. My wife rode down on the back of an ATV

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 07:51 PM (rbvCR)

22 15 LOL... MSN headline... Senate rejects latest spending bill..
Nothing in the headline about a shut down, or that its the DEMS.. or why they are doing it...
Talk about burying a story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 07:49 PM (mP0Kj)

The mental gymnastics they must go through to avoid saying what the actual situation is.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 30, 2025 07:52 PM (zYpTz)

23 Damascus goat? Looks like a long stretch of bad road, at least

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 07:52 PM (rbvCR)

24 The inventor of Coca-Cola, John Pemberton, was not the brightest bulb.
He wanted to start taking *cocaine* to kick his *morphine* addiction. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

Entirely reasonable. Spot on!

Posted by: Keef Richards at September 30, 2025 07:53 PM (oftw2)

25 Moose with tire around its neck finally has it removed.

https://is.gd/IQz97j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 07:54 PM (L/fGl)

26 What kind of creature is that?

This is the Damascus goat. It looks this way because of selective breeding.

Gotta keep those damn muzzie dicks in their britches.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 07:54 PM (Q9Vcs)

27 Okay, y’all. I just stacked 200lbs of weights after class. I need to get up off the floor of this studio and get home to do it all over again in the morning. But I don’t want to get up. It’s comfy down here with the fan blowing.

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (2N3ca)

28 Leftists are scumbags and filth.

That is all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (wrRTB)

29 The shutdown killed the air conditioner in my truck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (paSBy)

30 It’s comfy down here with the fan blowing.
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (2N3ca)

You're not loafing. You're doing yoga.

That one's called "downward log".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2025 07:57 PM (06Hmj)

31 Piper, bad planning. People should put the weights they use away themselves.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 07:57 PM (kurEY)

32 MSM take on shutdown:

Senate Democrats blocked legislation put forward by the Republican majority to fund the government through 21 November, while Republicans united to stop a separate Democratic-backed measure that would have extended healthcare benefits and other priorities.

—-
Oh really? Extended it to whom? And what other priorities? No matter how much you hate them it’s never enough.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 30, 2025 07:58 PM (wrRTB)

33 I have to get to bed, been falling asleep on way home all week
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2025 07:59 PM (+qU29)

34 Oh, and won't be petting any moose anytime soon

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2025 07:59 PM (+qU29)

35 A cautionary tale.

https://is.gd/RxhUuE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 07:59 PM (L/fGl)

36 I really didn't think that goat video was real. I figured at best it was altered from a video of a regular goat.

I wonder how much the future will hold a boom of people simply not believing anything they see thinking it must be fake, instead of people believing every fake/AI video on sight the way newsfaces want everyone to be afraid of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2025 08:00 PM (06Hmj)

37 >27 Okay, y’all. I just stacked 200lbs of weights after class. I need to get up off the floor of this studio and get home to do it all over again in the morning. But I don’t want to get up. It’s comfy down here with the fan blowing.

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (2N3ca)

Huge pet peeve of mine. I don't mind chirping at the young gym bros to re-rack their plates. And wipe down the bench while you at it...ya filthy animals.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 30, 2025 08:01 PM (GTqXr)

38 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets tinnitus.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

39 The jujitsu chick is lucky she got a weak dude because the store guy was more than useless.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at September 30, 2025 08:01 PM (EYmYM)

40 >Entirely reasonable. Spot on!

Posted by: Keef Richards at September 30, 2025 07:53 PM (oftw2)

*fist bump*

Posted by: H. Biden at September 30, 2025 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

41 They're raising the PT test standards. Based on male standards depending on job. Combat arms requires 70%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 30, 2025 08:03 PM (nuQJO)

42 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets tinnitus.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

Oh, the fast people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

43 That's an adorable dog.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 30, 2025 08:03 PM (Sco7b)

44 "Oh, the fast people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "

Nope. Shatner recently spoke of it.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

45 That is an animal from Star Wars.

Posted by: Willie Nailer at September 30, 2025 08:04 PM (EYmYM)

46 I'm'a look as happy as that pupper up top at midnight when the government shuts down!

LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:05 PM (K7MIk)

47 Get fit or get out! Lovin the new Dept of War rules

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:05 PM (kurEY)

48 Angus King will vote with the Rs? Interesting.

via Insty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2025 08:05 PM (06Hmj)

49 His fathah was a muddah. His mothah was a muddah.

Originally, Abbot and Costello, right?

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:06 PM (mADJX)

50 35 A cautionary tale.

https://is.gd/RxhUuE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 07:59 PM (L/fGl)

The deputy behind him was about to stroke out trying to not bust out laughing.

Posted by: Judd's always entertaining at September 30, 2025 08:06 PM (TbWk/)

51 Ever feel good about yourself for ruining a leftist's day?

I've made some richie-rich Hollywood agent/manager scumbag very angry with me at Sasha Stone's site. His never-ending torrent of obscene language is like a summer breeze. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:07 PM (G5HPk)

52 I'm feeling down. Don LayMon said I was too violent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2025 08:07 PM (wHZyt)

53 U.S. government faces shutdown after funding bill fails in Senate

-
OMGOMGOMG!!! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 08:08 PM (L/fGl)

54 That one's called "downward log".
Posted by: Warai-otoko


If you are behind them, it's called the Child Support Position.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:08 PM (Q9Vcs)

55 At the vet for yearly checkup and thyroid check. Lucy is not happy. They are having trouble drawing her blood and have poked her more than a couple times.


Grrrrrr

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2025 08:08 PM (F0VZ9)

56 31 Piper, bad planning. People should put the weights they use away themselves.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 30

Some do, and I appreciate them immensely. Others, like in my 6a classes, have to get out of here to get to work on time, which I totally understand. But there are others who feel like they pay for boutique fitness and they equate it not having to clean up their stuff - this includes equipment in non weight classes like their mats and tubes. Others just throw the weights back wherever so they have to be resorted. We are boutique fitness, so I do make sure the studio looks a certain way at all times and weight chaos is not that look. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (2N3ca)

57 A cautionary tale.

https://is.gd/RxhUuE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 07:59 PM (L/fGl)

Haw! The sheriff of Polk County, Florida is a national treasure.

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (mADJX)

58 His fathah was a muddah. His mothah was a muddah.

Originally, Abbot and Costello, right?
Posted by: Paco


A & C or Three Stooges.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (Q9Vcs)

59
is Klobuchar drunk??

Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."

Not a shutdown over a Continuing Resolution, i.e., status quo, anymore. It's a healthcare crisis.

Democrat "senators" on the Floor are pretending to be so upset at their colleagues for not "reaching across the aisle." There's still time, they're crying, as I type this. Still time to avert this "health care crisis" the Republicans have created!

Republicans are, like, ho hum.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (IKydn)

60 Some do, and I appreciate them immensely. Others, like in my 6a classes, have to get out of here to get to work on time, which I totally understand. But there are others who feel like they pay for boutique fitness and they equate it not having to clean up their stuff - this includes equipment in non weight classes like their mats and tubes. Others just throw the weights back wherever so they have to be resorted. We are boutique fitness, so I do make sure the studio looks a certain way at all times and weight chaos is not that look. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (2N3ca


Put up that 'Yo momma don't work here. Clean up your mess!' signs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (wHZyt)

61 gotta say, out here in cows&corn WI people do rack their weights when they're done, and I have actually seen them wipe down the bench (or etc) when done (at my little local gym).
I was thinkin' the other day about how the old high-trust culture is still hanging on out here ...

(yay!)

(it's why I live here!)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (K7MIk)

62 6 Farm wedding?
It's the bride mooing.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 30, 2025 07:43 PM (KYNqM)

She's going to blimp up a good 60-70 pounds with the first kid and never take it off.

Posted by: She will metamoorphosize at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (TbWk/)

63 Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."



When did wetbacks become American Citizens?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (Q9Vcs)

64 Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 07:55 PM (2N3ca)

You're not loafing. You're doing yoga.

That one's called "downward log".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2025 07:57 PM (06Hmj)

Hahahaha! I love it.

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (2N3ca)

65
slimzim@jameszimmermann


"New Tina Turner statue unveiled over the weekend here in Tennessee. Words fail. Great art does that, leaves you speechless. So does an abomination like this.."

Posted by: 13times at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (6R2qW)

66 Nope. Shatner recently spoke of it.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

Ohhhhh. Arena. The Gorn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:12 PM (zZu0s)

67 59
is Klobuchar drunk??

Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."

Not a shutdown over a Continuing Resolution, i.e., status quo, anymore. It's a healthcare crisis.

Democrat "senators" on the Floor are pretending to be so upset at their colleagues for not "reaching across the aisle." There's still time, they're crying, as I type this. Still time to avert this "health care crisis" the Republicans have created!

Republicans are, like, ho hum.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (IKydn


And the Oscar goes to...


Americans are done listening to the whiny bullshit coming out of politicians mouths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2025 08:13 PM (wHZyt)

68 That's not bacon...

https://youtu.be/qPh1KAu4jXs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2025 08:13 PM (ynpvh)

69 Nutbush !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:13 PM (kurEY)

70 63 Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."

When did wetbacks become American Citizens?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (Q9Vcs)

Mexico and Central American countries are still part of America..... sooooo... they don't say the Citizen part.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 08:13 PM (mP0Kj)

71 As part of the government shutdown, I think the Trump administration ought to line up all the top brass and begin weighing them, like jockeys. We could do a Reduction in Force based on excess pounds on the hoof.

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:13 PM (mADJX)

72 Heading home, see y’all later!

Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2025 08:14 PM (2N3ca)

73
I asked about klobuchar because she sounded a bit...relaxed...like she had a nice buzz on.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:14 PM (IKydn)

74 There's now three Dems voting with Repubs to avoid the Schumer Shutdown:

- Fetterman (PA) (of course)
- King (ME)
- Cortez-Mastro (NV)

So that makes what, four more votes they need to peel off?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:14 PM (G5HPk)

75 That looks like a windup dog.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 08:14 PM (jc0TO)

76 it's the unthanked and unsung folks like Piper who maintain what's left of western Civ.

Brava!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:15 PM (K7MIk)

77 74 There's now three Dems voting with Repubs to avoid the Schumer Shutdown:

- Fetterman (PA) (of course)
- King (ME)
- Cortez-Mastro (NV)

So that makes what, four more votes they need to peel off?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:14 PM (G5HPk)

And this CR is only for a MONTH?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 08:16 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Heard part of an interview of "climate scientist" Michael Mann (who "contributed" to a Nobel Prize) on the communist ratio station on the way home from an appointment. He has written a new book with the vaccine guy, Peter Hotez, entitled Science Under Siege. They want everyone to fight the 5 forces which are on track to destroy the world. Thede forces all start with the letter "P". The first is "Plutocrats". He really doesn't like Plutocrats. The second is petrostates or something like that.

He wants to redeem the Bible from the Right to the side of science or something.

He sort of got backward which side has been behaving like the Stalinists suppressing opponents of Lysenkoism (aside from scientific validity of either side's ideas).

And Steven Miller seems to be his devil.

Posted by: KT at September 30, 2025 08:16 PM (7vIsy)

79 Bastards! No!

Dammit, I want a shutdown!

*&^^%$#@$#^&^(*^##%$%@$#%^ !!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:16 PM (K7MIk)

80 No big mystery about the creature. That's Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (BI5O2)

81 nurse, Lucy is gonna need some major suck-uppage.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (kurEY)

82
Love the top picture. Who's a good doggie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (tgvbd)

83 68 That's not bacon...

https://youtu.be/qPh1KAu4jXs - jim (in Kalifornia)

But...wouldn't it be something if bacon could multiply on its own!

You see, that's the kind of thing our laboratories should be working on.

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (mADJX)

84 78, LOL!

rave on, leftards!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:18 PM (K7MIk)

85
LOL

Fake News & Democrats, somehow, put a fake price tag on the assembly of military brass today.

Somehow, the Democrats' fake accountants came up with the figure $6M. Somehow, they pulled this outta their ass, somehow.

And our role in this farce is to be outraged over $6M spent. Because these generals, otherwise, cost us $0 per day and just sit idle in an office in the Pentagon like mannequins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:18 PM (IKydn)

86 there's a good doggie, H7!

the bestest evah!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (K7MIk)

87 Im at the ass end of Yellowstone wondering if I’ll even be able to get in now because of the fucktards in Washington

I might just drive through the gates and dare the rangers to stop me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Leftists Are Murderers and Traitors at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (BlZsB)

88
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy made it to their final destination in Somerset, NJ. For which I'm relieved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (tgvbd)

89 forces all start with the letter "P".

-
Pterodactyl?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (L/fGl)

90 83 68 That's not bacon...

https://youtu.be/qPh1KAu4jXs - jim (in Kalifornia)

But...wouldn't it be something if bacon could multiply on its own!

You see, that's the kind of thing our laboratories should be working on.

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (mADJX)

Did you watch to the end...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (ynpvh)

91 Eric Trump's announcement that they secured land in Miami for Trump's presidential library cracked me up.

"Consistent with our families [his spelling not mine, spelling nerds] DNA, this will be one of the most beautiful buildings ever built, an Icon on the Miami skyline - - rest assured it will not look like President Obama "prison like structure."

All the Trumps are so good as sliding the verbal dagger in like an afterthought.



Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (gWBY1)

92 Pussy is a great force in the Universe.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

93 LizLem: will be the first presidential library with an included hotel and casino! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (G5HPk)

94 There's now three Dems voting with Repubs to avoid the Schumer Shutdown:

- Fetterman (PA) (of course)
- King (ME)
- Cortez-Mastro (NV)

So that makes what, four more votes they need to peel off?
Posted by: qdpsteve


Dammit. The GOPe is going to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:21 PM (Q9Vcs)

95 and thank you, too, Ace! gotta have some dogs to put a lid on the day !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:21 PM (K7MIk)

96 Good now Trump can fire every useless boar hog tittie who collects a paycheck for essentially doing a tenth of what real people have to do.

Posted by: jsg at September 30, 2025 08:21 PM (VM+VC)

97 Trump's library will be done before Barky's or Bidens's.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

98 Moose with tire is actually an elk.

Layers and layers of fact checkers my ass.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 08:22 PM (wLsnt)

99 >>> Im at the ass end of Yellowstone wondering if I’ll even be able to get in now because of the fucktards in Washington
I might just drive through the gates and dare the rangers to stop me
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Leftists Are Murderers and Traitors at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (BlZsB)

I know people with family trips to national parks or memorials this week, they're freaking out. Any chance Trump can keep the parks open? An executive order or something?

Then dems always chained them up when they were in power just to shiv the American people.

Don't pet a buffalo or bear if you see one! Not worth it!

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (gWBY1)

100 "Dammit. The GOPe is going to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:21 PM (Q9Vcs) "

it's like a superpower for dickless scum.

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (K7MIk)

101 "The GOPe is going to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory.
Posted by: rickb223"

When we actually need Pubs to defect they can't even do that right.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (vFG9F)

102 Im at the ass end of Yellowstone wondering if I’ll even be able to get in now because of the fucktards in Washington

I might just drive through the gates and dare the rangers to stop me
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
---
I was in Savannah during a shutdown in late December 1995. We wanted to visit Fort Pulaski. Drive up and the gates are shut, but there's a Ranger there. He says, Y'all can climb over the gate and walk around if you want to. So we do. Good times.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (CJ7TG)

103 58

Abbot & Costello

https://tinyurl.com/yc852ds4

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (mADJX)

104 >>> will be the first presidential library with an included hotel and casino! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (G5HPk)

Hah, they totally should! And serve the now iconic taco bowls in the restaurants.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:24 PM (gWBY1)

105 Shutdown your body
shutdown your skin.
Shutdown your kisses
shutdown within.

Shutdown your feelings
shutdown your tongue.
Shutdown your dreaming mind
shutdown your love.
Shutdown your anger
shutdown your precious time.
Shutdown you loser
shutdown your little mind.
Shutdown your letters
shutdown your voice.
Shutdown your phone calls
shutout the noise.
Shutdown the freezone
shutdown your breath.
Shutdown your hormones wild
shutdown your sex.
Shutdown your anger
shutdown your precious time.
Shutdown you loser
shutdown your little mind.

Posted by: Office of Strategic Influence at September 30, 2025 08:24 PM (bPFPB)

106 Good now Trump can fire every useless boar hog tittie who collects a paycheck for essentially doing a tenth of what real people have to do.

*******

And then when he’s done with my company he can fire every shitweasel in the government too

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Leftists Are Murderers and Traitors at September 30, 2025 08:24 PM (BlZsB)

107 Moose with tire around its neck finally has it removed.

https://is.gd/IQz97j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 07:54 PM (L/fGl)

If they had the moose tranked, a cordless angle grinder with a 3/32" cutoff wheel in it would cut right through the tire, in about 3 minutes. I have cut up numerous tires that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 08:25 PM (o46Y5)

108 Is one of the Ps "Podcasts?"

Because that stupid repulsive pig Hotez has good reason to hate them. His appearance on JRE permanently destroyed his fat, greasy, dull-eyed reputation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 08:25 PM (BI5O2)

109 will be the first presidential library with an included hotel and casino! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (G5HPk)

Hah, they totally should! And serve the now iconic taco bowls in the restaurants.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:24 PM (gWBY1)
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and an in-house McDonald's.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at September 30, 2025 08:25 PM (0aYVJ)

110 Wow that picture of Joe Biden is really bad. He really left himself go to the point he is unrecognizable. He almost looks like Goat with long hair !!!!

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 08:26 PM (J9q9v)

111 Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius
Retired Army colonel here. Three combat tours. 60% disabled per the VA. Spent most of my tactical career in the 82nd Airborne.
Please read what I am about to say with the sneering condescension with which I intend it:
Mr. Kristol, you are a grifter. Worse, you are a lying grifter devoid of morals who lets his beliefs change with whatever winds point to more filthy lucre. Today's speech by Secretary Hegseth was both entirely necessary and entirely spectacular. Those of us rank and file who fought in the wars you and your yellow, slobbering neocon chickenhawk buddies sent us off to die in applaud this effort with the utmost enthusiasm. These clownish, dangerous, senior generals and admirals have been the architects of American military failure for 20+ years. Their silence is indicative of nothing more than the fact that they know the gig is up and their fatcat days of being Perfumed Princes are no more. So howzabout you shut your trap and let us warriors decide what this speech meant? Good day, sir.

-
Well, that's not very polite despite the "good day."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

112 90 Did you watch to the end...? - jim (in Kalifornia)

Ewww! We need to train the bacon to stop before that happens.

Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2025 08:27 PM (mADJX)

113 15 LOL... MSN headline... Senate rejects latest spending bill.

O.M.G!!!! Buy toilet paper!! Get the hand sanitizer before it's sold out!! Order frozen food & meal pouches before we all starve!!

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at September 30, 2025 08:27 PM (3ZUWJ)

114 Obama's library -> Soviet brutalism.

Chuvash State Opera and Ballet Theater in Cheboksary.

Posted by: 13times at September 30, 2025 08:27 PM (6R2qW)

115 Liz and Pug, I'd visit! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:27 PM (G5HPk)

116
will be the first presidential library with an included hotel and casino! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:20 PM (G5HPk)

Hah, they totally should! And serve the now iconic taco bowls in the restaurants.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:24 PM (gWBY1)
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and an in-house McDonald's.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul

================

Find that original Trump trash truck and charge $5/ride.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 30, 2025 08:27 PM (n7CIX)

117 If the government shuts down will the traffic lights still work asks a liberal to Senator Chuck Schumer...

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 08:28 PM (J9q9v)

118 Previous shutdowns were designed intentionally (by America-hating leftards)to eff with as many Normie Americans as possible ... somehow I imagine that this time around things may be a little different ...
I like to think that National Parks will stay open, but the State Department and Dept of "Edjumacation" will turn into howling wildernesses ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:28 PM (K7MIk)

119 Blonde, I like that idea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:28 PM (G5HPk)

120 63 Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."



When did wetbacks become American Citizens?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:11 PM (Q9Vcs)

Dissolve the people and elect another.

Posted by: Bertolt Brecht at September 30, 2025 08:28 PM (bPFPB)

121 Then dems always chained them up when they were in power just to shiv the American people.

******

The park have contingency plans that they will automatically follow, unless somebody further up the chain goes “are you fucking stupid, keep the parks open idiots”

Even the hotel I’m staying at has no clue, it’s ridiculous

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Leftists Are Murderers and Traitors at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (BlZsB)

122 Rush used to say Clinton's library had a massage parlor.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

123 Moose with tire is actually an elk.

Layers and layers of fact checkers my ass.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Moose, Elk, at least they excluded the Rotarians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (L/fGl)

124 If anyone here's ever been to a presidential library, what were some of your favorite things? What features do you hope Trump puts in his library in Miami? Besides hotels and casinos and the taco bowls and a McDonalds, of course.

And of course, a mini coke museum. And a golf practice range on the roof.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (gWBY1)

125 Democrats: Approve our spending inititives or we will shut down the government.

Trump: If you shut down the government I will fire everyone.

Democrats: Everyone?

Trump: EEEEEEVVVERRRYWOOONNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2025 08:31 PM (XV/Pl)

126 " If anyone here's ever been to a presidential library, what were some of your favorite things?"

I really enjoyed "The Lewinsky Experience".

Posted by: Bubba at September 30, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F)

127 60
'But there are others who feel like they pay for boutique fitness and they equate it not having to clean up their stuff'

Tell them being lazy is what made them fat.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 30, 2025 08:32 PM (fd80v)

128 He wants to redeem the Bible from the Right to the side of science or something.

He sort of got backward which side has been behaving like the Stalinists suppressing opponents of Lysenkoism (aside from scientific validity of either side's ideas).

And Steven Miller seems to be his devil.
Posted by: KT at September 30, 2025 08:16 PM (7vIsy)

Augusto Pinochet knew how to deal with the likes of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 08:32 PM (o46Y5)

129 Do the new rules in any way effect dick levine?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:33 PM (kurEY)

130 Augusto Pinochet knew how to deal with the likes of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"Hey kids! Who wants a free helicopter ride?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:34 PM (G5HPk)

131 "President Obama's "prison like structure." "

no kidding, it really does look like that.

interesting factoid: parts of the structure are designed to be "blast resistant";
I wonder why.
my personal theory, it was meant to be chicago politburo hq when the coup was firmly in place.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:34 PM (K7MIk)

132
Right now, I'd guess it's 60/40 the Democrats cave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:34 PM (IKydn)

133 Mmmmmmm!
Moose.
Yum!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (Nevqq)

134 AOP *fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (K7MIk)

135 8 That Great Dane on the plane is cute. They are sweet doggehs.
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 30, 2025 07:44 PM (Hvd9a)

Those guys are so chill.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (bPFPB)

136 Moose, Elk, at least they excluded the Rotarians.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (L/fGl)

B.P.O.E

Biggest
Pricks
On
Earth

I can say that, I've paid my dues for this year, have you?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (rbvCR)

137 And Steven Miller seems to be his devil.
Posted by: KT

Oh, come on! Fly Like an Eagle ain't that bad.

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (3ZUWJ)

138 Bubba, there's a Lewinsky section at the Clinton library.

But it's cordoned off like the adult video section at your old long-gone VHS emporium, and there's porno music playing... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:35 PM (G5HPk)

139 >>>Customer swipes the gun from a thief.

And does it while wearing a MAGA cap. Nice!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (syz1S)

140 I know people with family trips to national parks or memorials this week, they're freaking out. Any chance Trump can keep the parks open? An executive order or something?

Then dems always chained them up when they were in power just to shiv the American people.

Don't pet a buffalo or bear if you see one! Not worth it!
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:23 PM (gWBY1)

I think the union grunts in the parks closed the gates on orders from Barky O'fuckstick. Pretty sure the word from Trump will be to keep the gates open, or your job is gone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (o46Y5)

141 126; better than a starbucks "latte"?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (K7MIk)

142 Get fit or get out! Lovin the new Dept of War rules
Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:05 PM (kurEY)
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There were idiot liberals huffing at him picking on "fat generals."

Yeah, the military is no longer about body positivity.

Seriously, that speech almost made me want to re-up. I was very tempted.

It was like the SNCO wish list made incarnate.

Anyone who ever bashes Hegseth from this point forward is a Communist traitor who wants America weak.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

143
Here comes that poodle dog!
Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar
Snappin' off the trees
Like they was bonsai'd ornaments on a
Dry-wobble landscape

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (jc0TO)

144 Someone should always ask Kristol how long he knew he had a pedo on staff.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

145 OT: 2 squirrels from Senate D - Fetterman and the surprise from Nevada - Cortez Masto. Senate meets tomorrow at 10am, so I guess this could end fast if those two don't get huge blowback tonight.

It might have been a test of the insane left and their immediate responses...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (tOcjL)

146
Then again, Democrats could just wait it out and see if they can win the Narrative tomorrow. If their polls show Democrats are getting blame & hate, Democrats can just cave tomorrow, or Thursday.

So they really don't have to cave tonight. Unless, their internal polling already shows they're cooked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (IKydn)

147 interesting factoid: parts of the structure are designed to be "blast resistant";
I wonder why.
my personal theory, it was meant to be chicago politburo hq when the coup was firmly in place.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:34 PM (K7MIk)

The last holdout from the Red Army in Berlin was a flack tower. They ran out of food.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (rbvCR)

148 88
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy made it to their final destination in Somerset, NJ. For which I'm relieved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:19 PM (tgvbd)

Tell me his registered name has Lamont in it. Lie if you have to!

Posted by: moki at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (wLjpr)

149 And I bet every stall in the Clinton library mens' room has a hole drilled into it on either side. Maybe even the stall by the wall.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

150 Go to the shelter!

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

151
C'mon! everybody! let's go!
Get the distilled water! get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! you know we need it!

Go to da shelter
My baby, my baby
Go to da shelter
Go to da shelter

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 08:38 PM (jc0TO)

152 132
Right now, I'd guess it's 60/40 the Democrats cave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:34 PM (IKydn)

...but we don't want the Irish !

Posted by: Democrats at September 30, 2025 08:38 PM (hqM38)

153 It might have been a test of the insane left and their immediate responses...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (tOcjL)
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Schumer is trying to shore up his left flank against a primary challenge by AOC.

It won't work. He's toast.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

154 Don't pet a buffalo or bear if you see one! Not worth it!

*********

I pet a wolf once and lived to tell about it

Of course it was in captivity and had already eaten, so…

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Leftists Are Murderers and Traitors at September 30, 2025 08:39 PM (BlZsB)

155 I sure hope that all of the firings are already set up, for the emails to go out at 0001 tomorrow morning ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 08:39 PM (K7MIk)

156
Tell me his registered name has Lamont in it. Lie if you have to!
Posted by: moki at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (wLjpr)

__________

Alas, no. It's GCHS Envious As We Fall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:40 PM (tgvbd)

157 The last holdout from the Red Army in Berlin was a flack tower. They ran out of food.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (rbvCR)
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Their public relations guys had their own tower?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)

158 59
is Klobuchar drunk??

Democrat "senators" just got their new firmware upload and this is now a "health care crisis" for "millions" of "Americans."

Not a shutdown over a Continuing Resolution, i.e., status quo, anymore. It's a healthcare crisis.

Democrat "senators" on the Floor are pretending to be so upset at their colleagues for not "reaching across the aisle." There's still time, they're crying, as I type this. Still time to avert this "health care crisis" the Republicans have created!

Republicans are, like, ho hum.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (IKydn)


Millions will DIE! The same millions who died 18 times before because MAGA Republicans would not fund Obamacare enough!

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 08:40 PM (5rh/l)

159 146
Then again, Democrats could just wait it out and see if they can win the Narrative tomorrow. If their polls show Democrats are getting blame & hate, Democrats can just cave tomorrow, or Thursday.

So they really don't have to cave tonight. Unless, their internal polling already shows they're cooked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (IKydn)

Vote is done. Shutdown confirmed. I posted the vote above.

Senate convenes tomorrow at 10am.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:41 PM (tOcjL)

160 https://tinyurl.com/4c677945

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 30, 2025 08:41 PM (bPFPB)

161 Lol Norm Eisen is already filing so Trump can't fire anyone

Posted by: Democrats at September 30, 2025 08:41 PM (hqM38)

162 And I bet every stall in the Clinton library mens' room has a hole drilled into it on either side. Maybe even the stall by the wall.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE)
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A period-correct replica of his El Camino with the astroturf in the bed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

163
hahahaha, oh my sides!

Did you see this? You'll be laughing audibly when schumer starts crying on the Senate floor:

https://is.gd/iWACsy

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (IKydn)

164 52 I'm feeling down. Don LayMon said I was too violent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This might cheer you up: the Clinton Presidential Library is just for Bill, never for Hillary.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

165 Off sock

Posted by: jsg at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (hqM38)

166 Senate adjourned at 8:25pm.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (tOcjL)

167 Schumer reminds me of Harry Reid. Always so overconfident and smarmy.

And it's a foregone conclusion that no matter what Chuckie does, AOC will be gunning for him, figuratively and literally.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (G5HPk)

168 If anyone here's ever been to a presidential library, what were some of your favorite things? What features do you hope Trump puts in his library in Miami? Besides hotels and casinos and the taco bowls and a McDonalds, of course.

And of course, a mini coke museum. And a golf practice range on the roof.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (gWBY1)

On a business trip to Atlanta, was driving and saw a sign that said Jimmy Carter's Library This Way >>. Figured I had the time so why not?

The only thing that impressed me to any degree was the outdoor garden/walkway. Inside, on a second floor, only accessable by scholars and the life, were shelves of binders holding his Presidential Papers. Was it worth it? It was free so, . . .

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2025 08:43 PM (gKDq2)

169 So they really don't have to cave tonight. Unless, their internal polling already shows they're cooked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:37 PM (IKydn)
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The polling I saw showed zero group - not even Democrats - had a majority in favor of a shut down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

170
Alas, no. It's GCHS Envious As We Fall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:40 PM (tgvbd)

Much more dignified. Good luck to him and the Empress tomorrow!!

Posted by: moki at September 30, 2025 08:43 PM (wLjpr)

171 At the Clinton Library they have a life sized replica of the blue dress you can stand behind and have your picture made.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

172 That one's called "downward log".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

If you are behind them, it's called the Child Support Position.
Posted by: rickb223

Heh. Okay, question time - In a coed yoga class, where is the proper place for an old man like me? Clearly, not behind the women because, well, I'm BEHIND the women. Butt not in front either because who really wants to see my fat ass up there? And I[b/] don't want to show my big 'ol butt to anyone either.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2025 08:44 PM (cYBz/)

173 Smithsonians will be open til Monday using remnant 2025 unused funds...then it's iffy if they stay open. So, if you're coming to DC, do it now to see the museums.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM (tOcjL)

174 fd: complete with stain

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM (G5HPk)

175 Insty comment was spinning: Republicans control the government- it's their shutdown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM (nxwfB)

176 Democrat "senators" on the Floor are pretending to be so upset at their colleagues for not "reaching across the aisle." There's still time, they're crying, as I type this. Still time to avert this "health care crisis" the Republicans have created!

Republicans are, like, ho hum.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:10 PM (IKydn)


Millions will DIE! The same millions who died 18 times before because MAGA Republicans would not fund Obamacare enough!
Posted by: Gref


They can go the fuck back home then.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:46 PM (Q9Vcs)

177 Heh. Okay, question time - In a coed yoga class, where is the proper place for an old man like me? Clearly, not behind the women because, well, I'm BEHIND the women. Butt not in front either because who really wants to see my fat ass up there? And I[b/] don't want to show my big 'ol butt to anyone either.

Posted by: Tonypete

====

The nearest brewpub

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2025 08:46 PM (0jkEo)

178 Aetius, of course. Everything is always the GOP's fault.

Why are so many conservatives self-hating??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (G5HPk)

179
Insty comment was spinning: Republicans control the government- it's their shutdown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM (nxwfB)

____________

Compared to Insty's commenters, we're polite, learned and profound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (tgvbd)

180 At the Clinton Library they have a life sized replica of the blue dress you can stand behind and have your picture made.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)
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They've got some fun interactive exhibits, like the Vince Foster Challenge, where you try to shoot yourself with a nerf gun in the back of the head.

Or Hillary's Fun Toss, where you try throw an ashtray through a Bubba-shaped basket.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)

181 177 Heh. Okay, question time - In a coed yoga class, where is the proper place for an old man like me? Clearly, not behind the women because, well, I'm BEHIND the women. Butt not in front either because who really wants to see my fat ass up there? And I[b/] don't want to show my big 'ol butt to anyone either.

Posted by: Tonypete

====

The nearest brewpub

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2025 08:46 PM (0jkEo)

All the way to one side or the other would be safe.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (tOcjL)

182 “Not a shutdown over a Continuing Resolution, i.e., status quo, anymore. It's a healthcare crisis.”

That’s fine. I have no health for which to care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (bPFPB)

183 Compared to Insty's commenters, we're polite, learned and profound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (tgvbd)
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I haven't checked the site in years. Is Reynolds still obsessively afraid of death?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

184 Apparently that Damascus goat is real...

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (Kcw7x)

185 I believe they call t hat 'health conscious' Lloyd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:50 PM (nxwfB)

186 > Besides hotels and casinos and the taco bowls and a McDonalds, of course.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2025 08:29 PM (gWBY1)

A photo gallery with life-size copies of the hottest pictures of his various wives, girlfriends, and daughters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (qpyNK)

187
I haven't checked the site in years. Is Reynolds still obsessively afraid of death?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

___________

Yes, but I doubt he's got too much to do with it any more. It's the Ed Driscoll Show now, linking Treacher, Geraghty and Podhoretz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (tgvbd)

188 “Not a shutdown over a Continuing Resolution, i.e., status quo, anymore. It's a healthcare crisis.”

That’s fine. I have no health for which to care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (bPFPB)
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Weird how it didn't happen until last week. Like they had all summer to submit legislation, but I guess they were too busy trying to encourage assassination attempts to get around to it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

189 All those memories will be lost

Like a bat .. sleeping in rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m)

190 Apparently that Damascus goat is real...
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (Kcw7x)

You can't be Syrious!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (o46Y5)

191
So it's a 7 week CR, not 4?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (IKydn)

192 > Or Hillary's Fun Toss, where you try throw an ashtray through a Bubba-shaped basket.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)

Then there's the ever-popular "Find the Missing Whitewater Billing Documents in the Garbage Truck Full of Shredded Paper" attraction.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (qpyNK)

193 184 Apparently that Damascus goat is real...
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (Kcw7x)

It's name is Syria's Lee

Posted by: jsg at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (hqM38)

194 At the Clinton Library they have a life sized replica of the blue dress you can stand behind and have your picture made.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 08:43

That twisted fruit Frank Luntz has a replica of it in the White House themed bugger dungeon/love nest he shared with Kevin McCarthy in DC.

Not a joke, that's real.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (BI5O2)

195 Yes, but I doubt he's got too much to do with it any more. It's the Ed Driscoll Show now, linking Treacher, Geraghty and Podhoretz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (tgvbd)
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Ah, so I'm not missing anything. Driscoll's politics are frozen in 2002.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)

196 I haven't checked the site in years. Is Reynolds still obsessively afraid of death?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Yep. And the bulk of the commenters are Russo-phobes who are convinced the Russians are on the brink of defeat.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (wLsnt)

197 Apparently that Damascus goat is real...
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at September 30, 2025 08:48 PM (Kcw7x)

You can't be Syrious!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Selectively bred = Achmed! Your sister! Not the goat again!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (Q9Vcs)

198 Sweep the leg!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2025 08:54 PM (YlWIZ)

199 Lol Norm Eisen is already filing so Trump can't fire anyone
Posted by: Democrats

Let Trump fire Norm from a cannon.

Just strap his ass to the end of it if the whole of him won't fit down the barrel.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 08:54 PM (/lPRQ)

200 From NBC4.com

"The National Park Service plans to furlough about two-thirds of its employees while keeping parks largely open to visitors during the federal shutdown, according to a contingency plan released Tuesday night.

The plan says “park roads, lookouts, trails, and open-air memorials will generally remain accessible to visitors.” It says sites could be closed if damage is being done to park resources or due to excessive garbage buildup.

The plan also allows parks to enter into agreements with states, tribes or local governments willing to make donations to keep national park sites open. The park service has more than 400 sites, from large national parks such as Yellowstone and Grand Canyon to national battlefields and historic sites."

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:54 PM (tOcjL)

201 189 All those memories will be lost

Like a bat .. sleeping in rain.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m
Like a fluf or a sluf.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2025 08:55 PM (LHPAg)

202
Moose, Elk, at least they excluded the Rotarians.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Are we chopped liver?

Posted by: Odd Fellows at September 30, 2025 08:55 PM (oftw2)

203 Yep. And the bulk of the commenters are Russo-phobes who are convinced the Russians are on the brink of defeat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (wLsnt)

That mostly seems to be Stephen Green.

'Next week in Moscow!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:56 PM (nxwfB)

204 191
So it's a 7 week CR, not 4?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (IKydn)

R plan is 7 - voted down 55-45
D plan is 4 - voted down 47-53

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:56 PM (tOcjL)

205 It's the Ed Driscoll Show now, linking Treacher, Geraghty and Podhoretz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:51 PM (tgvbd)

Wow, what a brain trust. And they're as interesting as they are intelligent. I bet the Christmas party is a real hoot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (BI5O2)

206 Did that monkey wash its paws after it scratched its ass before snapping beans?

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (5rh/l)

207 I believe they call t hat 'health conscious' Lloyd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:50 PM (nxwfB)
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No, Ace is health conscious, teaching us the way to max cardio while installing shelves.

Reynolds always had this weird obsession with supplements and other odd ways to extend his life beyond normal things like diet an exercise.

REPORT: Bat semen extract shows initial positive results in preventing gray hair and prolonging calf turgidity. I get mine through Amazon, and you can hit the store to give me a cut of your purchase.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

208 204 191
So it's a 7 week CR, not 4?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 08:52 PM (IKydn)

R plan is 7 - voted down 55-45
D plan is 4 - voted down 47-53

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:56 PM (tOcjL)

Adding that D plan is also the "give me $1.5T plan with that 4 weeks)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (tOcjL)

209 Pussy is a great force in the Universe.

There is iron in your words.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 30, 2025 08:58 PM (uSvZK)

210 > 202
Moose, Elk, at least they excluded the Rotarians.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Are we chopped liver?
Posted by: Odd Fellows at September 30, 2025 08:55 PM (oftw2)

We're basically just an insurance company nowadays.

Posted by: The Independent Order of Foresters at September 30, 2025 08:58 PM (qpyNK)

211
Wow, what a brain trust. And they're as interesting as they are intelligent. I bet the Christmas party is a real hoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (BI5O2)

__________

And Mark Judge, the Ancient Mariner, wandering the world telling his tale about Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 08:59 PM (tgvbd)

212 And it's a foregone conclusion that no matter what Chuckie does, AOC will be gunning for him, figuratively and literally.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 08:42 PM (G5HPk)

Preferably literally.

Snowflake is meowing at the back patio. She gets hugs and kisses still but isn't welcome in anymore. The house is almost fully cleaned.

Part of that was getting rid of cat hair.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 30, 2025 08:59 PM (Sco7b)

213
If it wasn't for Driscoll, Treacher wouldn't even exist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:00 PM (tgvbd)

214 Insty could replace Driscoll with an AI and improve the place.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

215 Yep. And the bulk of the commenters are Russo-phobes who are convinced the Russians are on the brink of defeat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 08:53 PM (wLsnt)
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I never bought into the RUZZIA IZ DOOMED hype, and for a while was interested in accounts that seemed to take a more balanced view of things. Not pro-Russian per se, but once that acknowledged the strategic reality that Russia was never going to allow a NATO member on its southeast frontier.

But this past summer has shown a lot of those are also getting high on their own supply. If Russia was going to force the issue, June should have been when the broke the front wide open. They keep saying they have all these reserves, but they're still inching across the battlefield.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

216 If it wasn't for Driscoll, Treacher wouldn't even exist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:00 PM (tgvbd

Did he grab the wheel when Hil-Dawg tried to run that deranged sissy over with her car?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (BI5O2)

217 REPORT: Bat semen extract shows initial positive results in preventing gray hair and prolonging calf turgidity. I get mine through Amazon, and you can hit the store to give me a cut of your purchase.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

That's another feature. Lots and lots of breathless reports of medical breakthroughs that are never followed up on.

Bat Boy approves.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 09:02 PM (wLsnt)

218 Got to suck to be Chuck tonight. The only way he wins is if Trump folds. And he knows it.

Anyone wanna take that bet?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)

219 I check Insty in the mornings - Sarah Hoyt sometimes takes an overnight shift and she is pretty sound.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 09:02 PM (K7MIk)

220
R plan is 7 - voted down 55-45
D plan is 4 - voted down 47-53

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2025 08:56 PM (tOcjL)

Adding that D plan is also the "give me $1.5T plan with that 4 weeks)...
Posted by: Nova Local

Roger.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:03 PM (IKydn)

221
Insty could replace Driscoll with an AI and improve the place.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

__________

Less stuff about the Beatles too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:03 PM (tgvbd)

222 Shit, I could code a Driscollbot.
var r = new Random();
switch(r.Next(1, 3)) {
case 1:
postBeatles();break;
case 2:
gotoTreacher();break;
default:
postimage("Iowahawk.jpg");break;
}
ignoreComments();

Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2025 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

223
The only way he wins is if Trump folds.

__________

That would be like the Red Army getting to Berlin and surrendering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:04 PM (tgvbd)

224 writing code is so quaint !

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2025 09:05 PM (g47mK)

225 Did CBD ever disclose what went on at Ace's "all hands" meeting? Is he going to institute semiannual PT tests for the COBs? Jogging around the deck of the USS Ace O' Spades, doing burpees, running with a handle of Valu-Rite in each hand?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 30, 2025 09:06 PM (kpS4V)

226 Less stuff about the Beatles too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:03 PM (tgvbd)
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The 20th anniversary of Sgt. Pepper was a thrill on the band circuit, I tell you. Nothing says Beatles Rock'n' Roll like 4/4 marching band arrangements.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

227 Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
Sep 29
The federal government could “shut down” tomorrow at midnight.

If it happens it hands Trump a blank check to terminate every single federal program he doesn't like.

And it instantly puts the Federal budget into surplus.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

228 That would be like the Red Army getting to Berlin and surrendering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:04 PM (tgvbd)
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So like the Bushes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)

229
Jogging around the deck of the USS Ace O' Spades, doing burpees, running with a handle of Valu-Rite in each hand?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord!

_________

Hobo roast to end the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:07 PM (tgvbd)

230 You don't fool me, Stateless, you're going to let Snowflake in!

Posted by: Wenda at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (Zq5ob)

231 But this past summer has shown a lot of those are also getting high on their own supply. If Russia was going to force the issue, June should have been when the broke the front wide open. They keep saying they have all these reserves, but they're still inching across the battlefield.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

Those darn Russians keep refusing to do what we armchair generals think they should! All they do is win, but not fast enough! Now, if they would only concentrate all their forces outside Zymbrxyovz, they could have this wrapped.up in a weekend!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (wLsnt)

232 If it happens it hands Trump a blank check to terminate every single federal program he doesn't like.

And it instantly puts the Federal budget into surplus.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:07 PM (rbvCR)
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He could simply lay off all the employees at selected departments and then - when funding resumes - put a hiring freeze on them.

Game over.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)

233 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk)

234 Kindltot, I don't think the fed budget is ever in surplus until the deficit is taken care of.

My guess? Years and years before there's ever a real fed surplus again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (G5HPk)

235 If it happens it hands Trump a blank check to terminate every single federal program he doesn't like.

And it instantly puts the Federal budget into surplus.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

And what are the downsides?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

236 Those darn Russians keep refusing to do what we armchair generals think they should! All they do is win, but not fast enough! Now, if they would only concentrate all their forces outside Zymbrxyovz, they could have this wrapped.up in a weekend!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (wLsnt)
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I'm not the one saying it, the "experts" are. I was assured that Ukraine was finished, gaps were yawning wide, and yet, more of the same.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

237 Y'all didn't all get emails from CBD today???
Was I the only one? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (VCgbV)

238 comment

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2025 09:11 PM (AOsQT)

239 >>That would be like the Red Army getting to Berlin and surrendering.

Even Democrat voters are polling about even on who is to blame for the shutdown will both Independents and Republicans are blaming Democrats, Republicans overwhelmingly.

Custer had better odds.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 09:11 PM (viF8m)

240 233 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk
Milton Berle.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2025 09:12 PM (LHPAg)

241 He could simply lay off all the employees at selected departments and then - when funding resumes - put a hiring freeze on them.

Game over.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)

No layoff. Just a straight up Reduction In Force (RIF) in selected departments. That's government-speak for shit-canning.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2025 09:12 PM (gKDq2)

242 230 You don't fool me, Stateless, you're going to let Snowflake in!
Posted by: Wenda at September 30, 2025 09:08 PM (Zq5ob

Nope. Not my cat. She hangs around here a lot though. When I bring the dog out, she comes over, nuzzles him and rolls over for petting and hugs.

Beautiful, but she's an outside cat.

Bedtime soon. Happy government shutdown and Trump DOGE 2.0 vengeance.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 30, 2025 09:12 PM (Sco7b)

243 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Fifty Shades of Grey

Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2025 09:13 PM (cYBz/)

244 I thought Ukraine had completely destroyed Russias ability to wage war with all their brilliant, unconventional drone attacks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

245 I wouldn't object if someone brought one of dogs up top for a TXMoMe door prize...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:13 PM (VCgbV)

246 And what are the downsides?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
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How about 100,000+ federal retirees polluting Florida?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

247 lin-duh . what would Buckley think?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 09:14 PM (kurEY)

248 How about 100,000+ federal retirees polluting Florida?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:14 PM (ZOv7s

It'll even put because of the Canadian boycott.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (Sco7b)

249 How about 100,000+ federal retirees polluting Florida?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

I live in Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (zZu0s)

250 My Neighbor Totoro ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (K7MIk)

251 what would Buckley think?
Posted by: Ben Had
---
The door prize is FOR Buckley...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (VCgbV)

252 I live in Kentucky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
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How does that Beshear asshole keep winning?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

253 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"


"We Still Kill the Old Way"

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 09:16 PM (5rh/l)

254 "Slow Horses"

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:17 PM (VCgbV)

255 It'll even put because of the Canadian boycott.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 30, 2025 09:15 PM (Sco7b)
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I see the "voluntary gun buyback" is coming to Canada.

Voluntary for now, of course.

How can the government buy something back that it never owned?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

256 & g'night everybody!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2025 09:17 PM (K7MIk)

257 Red Sox defeat Yankees @ Yankee Stadium, 3-1, in best of three series.

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 09:18 PM (5rh/l)

258 233 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk)

Gunsmoke?

Posted by: Joemarine at September 30, 2025 09:18 PM (y171U)

259 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk
-----

Lovecraft Country

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 30, 2025 09:18 PM (kpS4V)

260 Insty comment was spinning: Republicans control the government- it's their shutdown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM

I am fine with that. I am also fine with a massive Republican RIF. All Republican.

We can take that to the voters next November and see what they think.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:19 PM (jc0TO)

261
Yankees load the bases with nobody out in the bottom of the 9th, then don't score and lose 3-1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:19 PM (tgvbd)

262 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"

Posted by: qdpsteve

Smash "john wick 4"
Bif "kung fu panda"

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 30, 2025 09:19 PM (QVmho)

263 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk
-----

Lovecraft Country
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 30, 2025 09:18 PM (kpS4V)
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Soldier of Fortune.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)

264 Tomorrow Trump should do a national Broadcast ramming it home on Schummer and then announce all the cuts producing a Government Surplus...

Also tell all the fired government leeches and dead weights that they should (As Biden Said) "LEARN TO CODE BITCHES !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 09:20 PM (J9q9v)

265 I have a dozen shit pistols that I could send to a Canadian Moron. We can split the profits.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:20 PM (jc0TO)

266 >>Lovecraft Country

Well that's terrifying.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 09:20 PM (viF8m)

267 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve


The Last Kingdom

Posted by: rickb223 at September 30, 2025 09:20 PM (Q9Vcs)

268 257 Red Sox defeat Yankees @ Yankee Stadium, 3-1, in best of three series.

Cough.... Cough.... Choke !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 09:21 PM (J9q9v)

269 I have tried to find a buyback within easy driving distance but no luck. They are not as popular as they once were.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:21 PM (jc0TO)

270 I have a dozen shit pistols that I could send to a Canadian Moron. We can split the profits.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:20 PM (jc0TO)
---
Chicago was doing a cash for guns thing in the last 1990s (when Mosins were flooding the market) and a friend and I came up with the idea of buying crates of them for $50 each and flipping them for $100.

Alas, we lacked the capital to pull it off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

271
What will this poor country do without our Assistant Deputy Secretaries for Coffee Pouring?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:22 PM (tgvbd)

272 I will bet it is illegal to send a batch of guns to Canada though.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:22 PM (jc0TO)

273 240 233 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2025 09:09 PM (G5HPk
Milton Berle.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2025 09:12 PM (LHPAg)
Oh, the last TV show, that would be Bluie!

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

274 The payout would have to be $300+Canadian anyways to make it worthwhile.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (jc0TO)

275 >>> 81 nurse, Lucy is gonna need some major suck-uppage.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2025 08:17 PM (kurEY)

Give her some ear scritches from us. And treats.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (ULPxl)

276 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Mine got an introduction, not a name.

"A Wild Last Boss Appeared!"

So maybe he's just named "Boss?" As an anime fan, that could have gone so much worse.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (nhCoE)

277 I will bet it is illegal to send a batch of guns to Canada though.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:22 PM (jc0TO)
---
Only if you are a citizen. Illegal immigrants have an exemption.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

278 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

I could go for a RIF right now.
When El Presidente says it's a RIF the middle management cannot pretent it's just a "reorg"and favor their personal ass-kissers.
With RIF they'll be stuck with the high seniority old fuckers who will retire in the next couple years anyway.
W/O that you'll be left with just the recent knob goblers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:24 PM (/lPRQ)

279 >>> 260 Insty comment was spinning: Republicans control the government- it's their shutdown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:45 PM

I am fine with that. I am also fine with a massive Republican RIF. All Republican.

We can take that to the voters next November and see what they think.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:19 PM (jc0TO)

Shut down feralgov?

I voted for this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 09:24 PM (ULPxl)

280 I haven't watched many MLB games this year. Good grief, I see baseball jerseys and batting helmets are beginning to look like race cars. Corporation logos.

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 09:25 PM (5rh/l)

281 Haven't really been watching much sports since I moved to Pa but it looks like it's going to be a rough nfl season for the New York teams.

They are a combined 1 - 7

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2025 09:25 PM (XV/Pl)

282 @nicksortor
·
3h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Many of those arrested were members of the vioIent Tren de Aragua gang.

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2025 09:25 PM (AOsQT)

283 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

The Walking Dead

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at September 30, 2025 09:26 PM (0aYVJ)

284 I don’t know what that last creature is but it should be called a nightmare goat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2025 09:26 PM (WZaJc)

285 Lurking again...thanks Ace.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (L5ksW)

286 Red Sox have a chance to win the World Series because they have the Best Starter and Best Reliever in baseball. Take games 1 and 5 and pick up the other two...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (TGPs7)

287 272 I will bet it is illegal to send a batch of guns to Canada though.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:22 PM (jc0TO)


We can help!

Posted by: Drug Cartels, Importers of Chinese Goods, Terrorists R Us at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (5rh/l)

288 People inspired by Schumer are the same one's who enjoyed SuperBowl half time. I like that they self identify so readily.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (Hx7k3)

289 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Many of those arrested were members of the vioIent Tren de Aragua gang.
Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2025 09:25 PM (AOsQT)
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"Attention all units. The use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been authorized."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)

290 What is the point of subsonic .50BMG?

https://tinyurl.com/3zrmuaks

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (jc0TO)

291 Kentucky is strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

292 The payout would have to be $300+Canadian anyways to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (jc0TO)

AFAIK, it is only certain certain models, mainly "modern sporting rifles".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 09:28 PM (o46Y5)

293 don’t know what that last creature is but it should be called a nightmare goat.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---
Don't be hating on the Damascus goat!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:28 PM (VCgbV)

294 Jack Poso@JackPosobeac

BREAKING: Latter-Day Saints launch GiveSendGo for Michigan LDS church shooter's widow, family

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2025 09:28 PM (TGPs7)

295 Well, that was an answer to the wrong question.

Bon Appetit, Your Majesty.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)

296 The payout would have to be $300+Canadian anyways to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:23 PM (jc0TO)

AFAIK, it is only certain certain models, mainly "modern sporting rifles".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 09:28 PM

Of course, since those are the ones most often used in robberies.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:29 PM (jc0TO)

297 283 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

The Walking Dead
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff
----------------

Call Saul.

Saul! Saul, wake up. Wake up! Saul.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:30 PM (Hx7k3)

298 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Many of those arrested were members of the vioIent Tren de Aragua gang.
Posted by: Don Black

They should link that scene from Brazil to the article, or Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:30 PM (/lPRQ)

299 Lurking again...thanks Ace.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (L5ksW)

*whispers*

Howdy COMM. I'm lurking too.

Posted by: Doof at September 30, 2025 09:30 PM (QMAsf)

300 Ben Had, I will be talking to my neighbors, but would also like to talk to you about pest control.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 09:31 PM (ULPxl)

301 >> HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Trump is definitely not folding.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2025 09:31 PM (viF8m)

302 Found at FB:

"Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"

Posted by: qdpsteve

Godzilla Minus One. I am serious. That really is the last movie I watched. Not being facetious. (And it was a great movie, too.)

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at September 30, 2025 09:32 PM (bWR5k)

303 231 But this past summer has shown a lot of those are also getting high on their own supply. If Russia was going to force the issue, June should have been when the broke the front wide open. They keep saying they have all these reserves, but they're still inching across the battlefield.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
---------------

He could physically take it. He wants more than territory.
Crafty, he is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:32 PM (Hx7k3)

304
Many of those arrested were members of the vioIent Tren de Aragua gang.
Posted by: Don Black

__________

*bursts into tears*

But what will the Europeans think????

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:32 PM (tgvbd)

305 What is the point of subsonic .50BMG?

https://tinyurl.com/3zrmuaks
Posted by: toby928

700 grain slug at 1000 fps got some momentum.
But, 458 SOCOM can that too with higher sectional density.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:32 PM (/lPRQ)

306 298 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Many of those arrested were members of the vioIent Tren de Aragua gang.
Posted by: Don Black


Mayor Johnson's personal unreported income takes a serious hit in October.

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (5rh/l)

307
The Pew/PU (The View) reacted to Sec Hesgeth's and they really struggled to come up with something, anything that could be contstrued as criticism, but just ended up with "that's racist, sexist, etc."

https://is.gd/VZ4f7a9

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (IKydn)

308 "Attention all units. The use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been authorized."


hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

Posted by: ezcessive force at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (i0F8b)

309 >>> 237 Y'all didn't all get emails from CBD today???
Was I the only one? *shifty eyes*
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (VCgbV)

Oh, look at Miss 1%-er.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (ULPxl)

310
hut hut
hut hut hut
hut
hut hut
hut hut hut hut
hut hut

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (AOsQT)

311 I would be worried that subsonic BMG couldn't cycle so I guess it would be for a bolt gun.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (jc0TO)

312 283 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Emergency!

Posted by: Firefighter Kelly at September 30, 2025 09:33 PM (oftw2)

313 Anyway. Ain't no way a moose is this friendly. I have them `visit' me to eat my trees...you surely don't go 'pet' them...unless you want to get petted (stomped) by them...
Ask me how I know😑...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:34 PM (L5ksW)

314 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Have gun will travel.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2025 09:34 PM (snZF9)

315
He could physically take it. He wants more than territory.
Crafty, he is.

___________

He's playing 10-dimensional chess while losing tens of thousands of men?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2025 09:34 PM (tgvbd)

316 don’t know what that last creature is but it should be called a nightmare goat.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---
Don't be hating on the Damascus goat!
Posted by: lin-duh is offended

Damascus Steel > Damascus Goats > Damascus

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2025 09:34 PM (nhCoE)

317 hut

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2025 09:34 PM (AOsQT)

318 Of course, since those are the ones most often used in robberies.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:29 PM (jc0TO)

Perish the thought that a homeowner uses an AR-15 to defend against a home invader armed with 9 mm handgun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 09:35 PM (o46Y5)

319 Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Forged In Fire.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2025 09:35 PM (gKDq2)

320 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"


Cannon.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 30, 2025 09:35 PM (i0F8b)

321
See what I mean about PDT and his cat laser with these Democrats?

He has had them running around for 10 straight months, since Nov 5th, 2024, chasing around his laser dot. They are exhausted, and frustrated, and so are their viewers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:36 PM (IKydn)

322 oh

Attention: These loads are intentionally subsonic and will not cycle semi-automatic firearms. Purchase only if you intend to use bolt-action, single-shot, or manually cycled platforms..


I guess I should read the link I posted.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:36 PM (jc0TO)

323 I'm not the one saying it, the "experts" are. I was assured that Ukraine was finished, gaps were yawning wide, and yet, more of the same.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

I recently heard a retired general bitch about Iraq and Afghanistan that the only way to truly pacify an invaded country is to wipe out the army, make it impossible to recruit more fighters to resist, completely delegitimize the government and military command in defeat, and destroy or use as close to all the weapons and arms as possible, and since we didn't do that, and we didn't walk out after stomping the army flat, we were due the long bleeding we endured by trying to garrison it.
And I seem to remember that the USSR had similar reverses in Afghanistan and may have taken lessons like this to heart.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:37 PM (rbvCR)

324 don’t know what that last creature is but it should be called a nightmare goat.
Posted by: Tom Servo

A crocket. (Not the historical bad ass.)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2025 09:37 PM (snZF9)

325 >>> 322 oh

Attention: These loads are intentionally subsonic and will not cycle semi-automatic firearms. Purchase only if you intend to use bolt-action, single-shot, or manually cycled platforms..


I guess I should read the link I posted.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:36 PM (jc0TO)

That sounds a lot like 'reading the content'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2025 09:37 PM (ULPxl)

326 Of course, since those are the ones most often used in robberies.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:29 PM (jc0TO)
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The Ruger 10-22 is the weapon of choice both for armed robbery and gang shootouts in Canada. That is why is it popularly known as the Saturday Night Special, Eh?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

327
The fat pigs on The Pew didn't like it because it wasn't "uplifitng."

The Secretary of War's job is to "uplift" his underlings.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:39 PM (IKydn)

328 Ok, so was it last night that it was puffins? Guess what microsoft put on my background today? Yeah, a puffin.

Big Puffin and Microsoft are in cahoots.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 30, 2025 09:40 PM (144I4)

329 And I seem to remember that the USSR had similar reverses in Afghanistan and may have taken lessons like this to heart.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:37 PM (rbvCR)

The last hundred or so years have shown that the ONLY way to make a Moslem country peaceful? Get rid of Islam.

Otherwise? Militant Islam will once again rear its ugly head, like in Turkey... and it will once more be a problem.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 09:40 PM (mP0Kj)

330 On the plus side, the BMG is loaded with Armor Piercing Incendiary.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:40 PM (jc0TO)

331 319 Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Forged In Fire.
Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2025 09:35 PM (gKDq2)

Oh dear.....

Psych....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2025 09:41 PM (mP0Kj)

332 The last hundred or so years have shown that the ONLY way to make a Moslem country peaceful? Get rid of Islam.

Otherwise? Militant Islam will once again rear its ugly head, like in Turkey... and it will once more be a problem.
Posted by: Romeo13

Iberia is the only place it has been tried.
Maybe Romania

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:41 PM (/lPRQ)

333 Oh, the fast people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

That girl had one of the most wonderful outfits of the entire series.

And shows Kirk putting his boots back on after some quality time with her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2025 09:41 PM (WZaJc)

334 Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

(Just kidding. Never saw that show, but it was too good not to post.)

Posted by: She Hobbit (lounging in Lothlorien) at September 30, 2025 09:42 PM (X/Ce+)

335 I guess I should read the link I posted.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:36 PM (jc0TO)

Why spoil it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2025 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

336 The Beverly Hillbillies?

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 09:42 PM (vFG9F)

337
Does today's address to top brass Help or Hurt recruitment?

Of course it helps, tremendously.



Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:42 PM (IKydn)

338 And I seem to remember that the USSR had similar reverses in Afghanistan and may have taken lessons like this to heart.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2025 09:37 PM (rbvCR)
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The lesson we should have learned is fine some ornery locals with scores to settle against our enemies, arm them, bomb our enemies, and leave.

Same with Iraq: whack Saddam, wipe out the Republican Guard, and hand the joint over to a pliable (and viable!) strongman, backed by merc airpower.

I thought we were launching punitive expeditions, not serving as colonial representatives for Big Gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

339 Does today's address to top brass Help or Hurt recruitment?

Of course it helps, tremendously.



Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:42 PM

Unless you are a fatty tranny.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:43 PM (jc0TO)

340 I think that animal is a yak.
Young Yolanda Yorgenson is yelling on his back.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 30, 2025 09:43 PM (XQo4F)

341 I want FSU to beat Miami this weekend. I mean, I really want them both to lose, but I can't have that.

Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:45 PM (jc0TO)

342 I kid about Lovecraft Country, which is, I am to understand, about ra-a-a-acism.

Last thing I watched today was "The UnXplained", hosted by The Shat.

"What are her privates named for? Well, that is what we will try and find out,"

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 30, 2025 09:45 PM (kpS4V)

343 Ok. I tried.
Ill see some of y'all upstairs.

I'll continue to lurk here in the future....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:45 PM (L5ksW)

344 Does today's address to top brass Help or Hurt recruitment?
Of course it helps, tremendously.
Posted by: Soothsaye

Does the Army really need more generals than supply sergeants?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:45 PM (/lPRQ)

345 299 Lurking again...thanks Ace.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:27 PM (L5ksW)

*whispers*

Howdy COMM. I'm lurking too.
Posted by: Doof at

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (/QciJ)

346 Iberia is the only place it has been tried.
Maybe Romania
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:41 PM (/lPRQ)
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Those were conquered Christian nations that were subsequently freed of Muslim domination. They were never "Islamic."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

347 306 298 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Over 300 federal agents, some repelling down from BLACKHAWKS, RAIDED a building in Chicago resulting in the arrests of several dozen illegals

Rep. Omar says that the Federal Government should release her family members in Chicago because they are "Mostly Peaceful Terrorists"

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (J9q9v)

348 314 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Remington Steele.

I should actually go watch an episode just so I could say that.

Or maybe Giant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (WZaJc)

349 Last thing I watched today was "The UnXplained", hosted by The Shat.

"What are her privates named for? Well, that is what we will try and find out,"

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 30, 2025 09:45 PM (kpS4V)

yeah, not getting involved in that one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2025 09:47 PM (snZF9)

350 Yesterday I watched "The A-Team" but I don't know if that counts.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 09:47 PM (vFG9F)

351 I thought we were launching punitive expeditions, not serving as colonial representatives for Big Gay.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

W thought better.
Obama, betterer.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)

352 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Gomer after Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.[/]
And he was a Private!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (wZlsB)

353 Rep. Omar says that the Federal Government should release her family members in Chicago because they are "Mostly Peaceful Terrorists"

Posted by: Jackson at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (J9q9v)

Omar needs to be fired from 16" battleship gun into a granite wall 5 feet from the muzzle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (snZF9)

354 Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
-----

Dragoon Wells Massacre

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

355 Those were conquered Christian nations that were subsequently freed of Muslim domination. They were never "Islamic."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, when you get right down to it, there is no "natively islamic" country. Even Arabia had pre-existing religions that were conquered by the muzz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (o46Y5)

356 "Your privates are now named after the last TV show/movie you watched. What is their name?"
Posted by: qdpsteve
----
Privates of Interest

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (IBQGV)

357 I recently heard a retired general bitch about Iraq and Afghanistan that the only way to truly pacify an invaded country is to wipe out the army, make it impossible to recruit more fighters to resist, completely delegitimize the government and military command in defeat, and destroy or use as close to all the weapons and arms as possible,...
Posted by: Kindltot
------------

You left out; impregnate all the women, institute Martial law, take assets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (Hx7k3)

358
Real answer:

The last tv show I watched: Red Dwarf.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (IKydn)

359 Unless you are a fatty tranny.
Posted by: toby928 at September 30, 2025 09:43 PM (jc0TO)
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Stupid people were juxtaposing Hegseth with Milley, and contrasting the latter's rank and medals with those of the Secretary of War.

And self-owning themselves, because Milley was 200 pounds shit squeezed into a 180-pound uniform, the epitome of fat generals wandering around the Pentagon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)

360 They Cloned Tyrone

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)

361 "Gomer after Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.[/]
And he was a Private!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit "

I was going to say I call my junk "Sanford and Son" but I really don't.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2025 09:49 PM (vFG9F)

362 353 Rep. Omar says that the Federal Government should release her family members in Chicago because they are "Mostly Peaceful Terrorists"

Posted by: Jackson
------------

Release them and her to a Jet bound for Somalia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:50 PM (Hx7k3)

363 W thought better.
Obama, betterer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2025 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)
----
Obama was an expert on Big Gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

364 "Lost."

Posted by: "Caitlynn Jenner at September 30, 2025 09:51 PM (o46Y5)

365 >>>Omar needs to be fired from 16" battleship gun into a granite wall 5 feet from the muzzle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
-------------

hmm, that could cause some repercussions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:51 PM (Hx7k3)

366 I recently heard a retired general bitch about Iraq and Afghanistan that the only way to truly pacify an invaded country is to wipe out the army, make it impossible to recruit more fighters to resist, completely delegitimize the government and military command in defeat, and destroy or use as close to all the weapons and arms as possible,...
-------

The only way to be safe is to eliminate the threat.

Posted by: Stuff Stormin' Norman said at September 30, 2025 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

367 I recently heard a retired general bitch about Iraq and Afghanistan that the only way to truly pacify an invaded country is to wipe out the army, make it impossible to recruit more fighters to resist, completely delegitimize the government and military command in defeat, and destroy or use as close to all the weapons and arms as possible,...
Posted by: Kindltot
------------

You left out; impregnate all the women, institute Martial law, take assets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (Hx7k3)

And then make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2025 09:52 PM (snZF9)

368 The Big Valley

Posted by: Lizzo at September 30, 2025 09:52 PM (vFG9F)

369 Well, when you get right down to it, there is no "natively islamic" country. Even Arabia had pre-existing religions that were conquered by the muzz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2025 09:48 PM (o46Y5)
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No, that doesn't work, because Christianity supplanted prior religions.

My point was that the populations of Iberia and Romania (and much of the Balkans) remained heavily Christian, with a small Muslim elite.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

370 ---
Stupid people were juxtaposing Hegseth with Milley, and contrasting the latter's rank and medals with those of the Secretary of War.

And self-owning themselves, because Milley was 200 pounds shit squeezed into a 180-pound uniform, the epitome of fat generals wandering around the Pentagon.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
------------------

See those pics of Eisenhower?
He wore so many medals he could barely stand upright.
It was like Morgana's tits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:54 PM (Hx7k3)

371 See those pics of Eisenhower?
He wore so many medals he could barely stand upright.
It was like Morgana's tits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2025 09:54 PM (Hx7k3)
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More awards and decs than Audie Murphy.

As if.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2025 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

372 Howdy COMM. I'm lurking too.
Posted by: Doof at

*shifty eys*😛
See ya later...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 30, 2025 09:56 PM (L5ksW)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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