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Good vs Evil Cafe

puffininflight.jpg
A puffin. Puffins are the eternal enemies
of the evil penguins.

Cow dances happily for a donut, which I get.

Duck battalion.

I need this mask.

Old Lab is still as loving as a puppy.

Animal hospital.

Cat gets bullied.

You know those agility tests where dogs have to thread quickly through poles? This dog is a genius. He just pretends to slalom through them.

It's feeding time, Man-Bitch.

Wheee!

Twins' first meeting.

Twins share each other's pain.

A family dancing to "Apache," through the ages.

A sac of Spider-Men.

An automatic tomato harvester.

The Vaughan Liebowitz Collection of Pottery Fails.

Capybara drum major.

Mama and pup.

Smart parrot.


Good:



Evil:



Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




Comments

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1 Looking at critters is centering.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (Hvd9a)

2 Am I feeling centered tonight?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (Sco7b)

3 Not first!! But read the content!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (cYBz/)

4 I, too, would dance happily for a donut - and with similar grace.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

5 Yes, yes, I am.

I just finished fully cleaning the front room. I'm at the upstairs now. Finally. Almost done the entire house.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 07:43 PM (Sco7b)

6
Hey.

Yo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd)

7 Centered.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 07:43 PM (n1LfN)

8 Nicole Kidman is back on the market, talk about a Bad Bunny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

9 BurtTC is in line for sloppy 457th
-
That's the beauty of falling for an AI actress, you can just download a copy of the original and start fresh.

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (vSvIl)

Did you try turning her off then turning her back on again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (i24o9)

10
Ace splits the uprights.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (tgvbd)

11 Girl
You thought he was a man
But he only was a puffin

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

12 The mighty and Majestic Puffin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Looks like a very middle of the road thread.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:45 PM (mADJX)

14 Good evening everyone
I thought Puffins were a cereal

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2025 07:45 PM (+qU29)

15 Animals center me, for sure.

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:45 PM (gWBY1)

16 Aww...baby skunk!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2025 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

17 5 Yes, yes, I am.

I just finished fully cleaning the front room. I'm at the upstairs now. Finally. Almost done the entire house.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Then it’s time to start over again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 07:46 PM (n1LfN)

18 17 days. Sitting under Texas skies appetizers and libation in hand visiting with the Horde in real life.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:46 PM (kurEY)

19 dogs are the best!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (ppG5b)

20 Had an unlce in the Navy and they had boobies.
So the sailors would get on motorcycles and rides out to the edge of runway and shoot the boobies so they did not cause birdstrikes.

sounds like BS

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

22 17 days. Sitting under Texas skies appetizers and libation in hand visiting with the Horde in real life.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:46 PM

This is best in life!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (Wnv9h)

23 The pottery fails are hilarious.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (mADJX)

24 I'm feeling quite centered.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 29, 2025 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Then it’s time to start over again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 07:46 PM (n1LfN)

Nah, I'll be good for a while.

Portland looks like it'll be safer soon. Hopefully.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 07:48 PM (Sco7b)

26 It is easy to see why they are both 0-3.

Posted by: Accomack at September 29, 2025 07:48 PM (6HDsc)

27 Apropos for the Good vs. Evil Cafe -

I lost my mind this afternoon in a Parish Building committee meeting and drop an F Bomb. Father said nothing but I did notice a very small smile escaping from his lips.

In the minutes he sent out, he noted and praised the 'robust' meeting and the idea surrounding the choice of words that I offered was accepted and is now policy.

heh

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 07:48 PM (cYBz/)

28 [Oh noes -- please don't throw us into the Brisr Patch! IOW, your terms are acceptable:]
aka
@akafaceUS

🚨BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.

https://is.gd/VdJz74

Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at September 29, 2025 07:49 PM (qdR5c)

29 Pottery failures are sad really. Funny but sad for them I am sure

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2025 07:49 PM (+qU29)

30 Yo

Posted by: Muchas buchas at September 29, 2025 07:49 PM (0p7Kh)

31 That slalom dog is my spirit animal.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (144I4)

32 Fawn

Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (hyS0X)

33 Fawn Leibowitz. Her roommate had nice tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

34 4 I, too, would dance happily for a donut - and with similar grace.
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

Same same.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

35 I just finished fully cleaning the front room. I'm at the upstairs now. Finally. Almost done the entire house.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless


Almost an unintentional Haiku.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (EYmYM)

36 Willowed:
"Guardian: Mormon church shooting suspect had Trump sign outside home, records show"

I'm still waiting on the 72 hour rule. I'm not sure what beef any MAGA would have with my church, there is something more here.

One thing I'm waiting on is the final death count. LDS congregations usually have a special children's musical number in the fall, with all the kids ages 6-12 getting up and singing sometime after the sacrament. A lot of the churches were doing that yesterday. So potentially a LOT more grandparents and kids were in that crowd than normal for their sacrament meeting. More vulnerable victims.

My current theory: Maybe a vindictive dad, if he had a nasty divorce or was a threat to his family, and it was a ward he knew or his kids were singing? Trying to understand the motive of the dark soul that would shoot up a church is difficult.

Bless all those sweet families.

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (gWBY1)

37 Where's the peccadillos?

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

38 pottery fails and mater harvester are pretty good, too

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (ppG5b)

39 The ol' John Riggins #44 straight up the middle play!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (KM5Gn)

40 I watched a show where these Scandis would cast nets and catch puffins mid flight. Then showed them on the grill. Scandis said they were tasty. Dunno. They eat some weird shit over there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (LjSYW)

41 I just finished fully cleaning the front room. I'm at the upstairs now. Finally. Almost done the entire house.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless


Burma Shave.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 07:52 PM (cYBz/)

42 Did you try turning her off then turning her back on again.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (i24o9)

I keep forgetting the second part.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 07:52 PM (nZ0gk)

43
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have arrived at this evening's stopping place in Lexington, VA. They'll get to their final destination in Somerset, NJ tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 07:52 PM (tgvbd)

44 Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 29, 2025 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)

45 Mr Aspirin Factory, don't discount the tastiness of a Meadowlark.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (kurEY)

46 The ol' John Riggins #44 straight up the middle play!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (KM5Gn)

Oh, you again?

Posted by: J. Rafferty at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (nZ0gk)

47 We're OK with puffins, it's the gannets we can't stand. Too stupid to live! (They wet their nests).

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (oftw2)

48 >>> 🚨BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.

Oh no! Anyway...

We need a running list of all the threatened tariffs in one location. I also heard Trump is going to do a 100% tariff on any movie project doing the majority of their filming outside the country, to protect Hollywood and American film studios. Canada and UK hardest hit?

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (gWBY1)

49 The Church shooter had a record for burglary and DUI. Not your normal conservative . I’m thinking both Marine shooters were nutso. I know the boat shooter was.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (EYmYM)

50
Jimmy the greek's kids are now in college and they're still releasing dance videos. They're so fun.

I used to think that throwing pots would be the easiest thing in the world. Just spin the wheel and shape the clay, right? Someone who had done it told me they thought the same thing until they actually tried it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 29, 2025 07:54 PM (yqJ/F)

51 Centered!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 29, 2025 07:54 PM (/6GbT)

52 That's the beauty of falling for an AI actress, you can just download a copy of the original and start fresh.

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (vSvIl)
---
*** Lucy Liu-bot has entered the chat...***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2025 07:54 PM (IBQGV)

53 Where's the peccadillos?
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

Generally you only find them used in baroque chamber music and orchestras. Sadly out of date now, there are instruments with broader range now.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (rbvCR)

54 I watched a show where these Scandis would cast nets and catch puffins mid flight. Then showed them on the grill. Scandis said they were tasty. Dunno. They eat some weird shit over there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 29, 2025 07:51 PM (LjSYW)


But they're misleading. They deflate when you bite into them.

Atlantic sea birds, they puff when you cook 'em!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (144I4)

55 Things I would teach my parrot to say if I had one:

"Help!! These bastards turned me into a parrot."

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Line my cage with the financial section. I'll show you some business."

Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (dIske)

56
"Guardian: Mormon church shooting suspect had Trump sign outside home, records show"

1. Guardian lies about everything.
2. Records show? What records??
3. All association to "our side" has been debunked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (E/NtD)

57 the guardian, LOL
They'll get a Trump sign in front of his house even if they have to send a stringer out to hammer one in the ground and take a picture.

they are all liars; everything they say is a lie.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (ppG5b)

58
We need a running list of all the threatened tariffs in one location. I also heard Trump is going to do a 100% tariff on any movie project doing the majority of their filming outside the country, to protect Hollywood and American film studios. Canada and UK hardest hit?
Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (gWBY1)

100% Tariff on films from a Foreign country...

So... California, which is pretty much defying US Law?

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (mP0Kj)

59 FML. I can't stay current today.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (Q9Vcs)

60 A spectacular view of an iridescent cloud

**********

Almost detected the mothership! Now we can transport the rest of the gold to Zimtok-5 undetected!

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (E8jXP)

61 hola chumucos y
chamucas

Posted by: angsterdam at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (van9r)

62 I remember my Uncle Eddie in Norway shotgunning and eating some kind of seagull in 1961 when we visited. I think it was illegal by the next time we came in '72.

Posted by: Albatross! at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (oftw2)

63 heh
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 07:48 PM (cYBz/)

That's funny....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 07:57 PM (Sco7b)

64 Mr Aspirin Factory, don't discount the tastiness of a Meadowlark.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (kurEY)

Hey, I'll try anything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 29, 2025 07:57 PM (LjSYW)

65 [Trump Sucks]
!


See, a Trump sign.

Posted by: Church Shooter at September 29, 2025 07:58 PM (nZ0gk)

66 28 [Oh noes -- please don't throw us into the Brisr Patch! IOW, your terms are acceptable:]
aka
@akafaceUS

🚨BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.

https://is.gd/VdJz74
Posted by: ShainS -- Leftist Language is a Dehumanizing Permission Structure for Political Violence at September 29, 2025 07:49 PM (qdR5c)

I bet a few lines of code could end this tomorrow.
Sure you can spoof numbers and packets but it does not stop the old person from the US calling that number.
Without QoS, they call and then the return is from a bad place so the call drops.

Am I stupid?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 07:58 PM (gbOdA)

67 The Trump sign had a Stop sign below it. The Stop sign had been taken from somewhere else.

I'll try to find the tweet that showed this and post it in the thread.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (E8jXP)

68 The pecadillos are next to the kale on the half off rack.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (kurEY)

69 When young Paco, Jr was in second grade, he had to do a report on the Commonwealth of Virginia, Part of the assignment required listing six animals native to the state. He made a poster with pictures of six animals: four insects, a giraffe and a puffin. I told him the giraffe is not native to Virginia. He said, "Sure they are, I saw one at the Richmond Zoo." I said puffins aren't native to Virginia, either. He said, "I know, but they look cool".

And, that's pretty much how it's gone for the last 30 years.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (mADJX)

70 Still centered at 66?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (QVmho)

71 FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (Q9Vcs)

Did you try turning you off and turning you back on again?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (nZ0gk)

72 Did you try turning you off and turning you back on again?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (nZ0gk)


You too can become a Microsoft Certified Reboot Technician.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

73 62 I remember my Uncle Eddie in Norway shotgunning and eating some kind of seagull in 1961 when we visited. I think it was illegal by the next time we came in '72.
Posted by: Albatross! at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM (oftw2)

Water water everywhere and all the boards did shrink
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (gbOdA)

74 BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.


I can't imagine any American being distraught over this possibility.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

75 CBD Emergency Formatting Team requested. Current Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

76 "Mormon church shooting suspect had Trump sign outside home, records show"

Well, this morning Chris Plante was saying it was an anti-Trump sign so who knows.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

77 You mean I might be able to understand who I am on the phone with soon?

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (+qU29)

78 A spectacular view of an iridescent cloud



That's what the mayor of Okayama said.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (Q9Vcs)

79 All good things eventually tilt back to the left.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 08:01 PM (nZ0gk)

80 1. Guardian lies about everything.
2. Records show? What records??
3. All association to "our side" has been debunked.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 07:55 PM (E/NtD)
---
The fact that the motive is still shrouded in mystery tells me he is Antifa.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 29, 2025 08:01 PM (ZOv7s)

81 I told him the giraffe is not native to Virginia. He said, "Sure they are, I saw one at the Richmond Zoo." I said puffins aren't native to Virginia, either. He said, "I know, but they look cool".

And, that's pretty much how it's gone for the last 30 years.
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (mADJX)

Are you a gaddamn genius Paco

Posted by: Drill Sgt at September 29, 2025 08:01 PM (gbOdA)

82 Did you try turning you off and turning you back on again?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 07:59 PM (nZ0gk)


You too can become a Microsoft Certified Reboot Technician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 29, 2025 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)


Please to do the needful, thank you vedy much.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2025 08:01 PM (144I4)

83 Dropping an F bomb at a parish meeting.

Fucking classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 29, 2025 08:01 PM (LjSYW)

84 Puffins are the eternal enemies of the evil penguins.

As are all creatures aligned with Good or Neutral.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2025 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

85 Toni Braxton CD, a glass of Cab and the Horde. Life is good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:02 PM (kurEY)

86 Did you try turning you off and turning you back on again?
Posted by: BurtTC


I've been a half thread behind since lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:02 PM (Q9Vcs)

87 Tennessee (home of the Titans) gives honor to Tina Turner
x.com/jameszimmermann/status/1972691753464447408

Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:03 PM (gKWVE)

88 Virginia native animals

congress critter eat, shoots and leaves

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:03 PM (gbOdA)

89 Toni Braxton was pretty hot back in the 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

90 rickb223, any way we can get you here on Friday?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:04 PM (kurEY)

91 Let's sell NYC to PDT. There isn't an exclusion principle for Deal makers is there.

Posted by: DaveA at September 29, 2025 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

92 Which was... 35 years ago. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

93 Ewww... need to invest in Popcorn Futures.

The Saudi Wealth fund, and a couple other partners, just bought EA (Electronic Arts) the Comp game company...

EA which went in big on Woke and Trans, especially with the Sims Franchise....

They are taking the company Private...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2025 08:05 PM (mP0Kj)

94 Trump/Vance Stop ("Stop Trump/Vance")

Tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/3v235cde

Even the Guardian has a photo of this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8r9kp5w

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:05 PM (E8jXP)

95 I've been a half thread behind since lunch.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:02 PM (Q9Vcs)

What did the lightbulb say to the seamstress?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 08:05 PM (nZ0gk)

96 We're OK with puffins, it's the gannets we can't stand. Too stupid to live! (They wet their nests).

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM (oftw2)

Suckers.

Posted by: Hans at September 29, 2025 08:05 PM (i24o9)

97 I've been starting to take Charlie the poodle on walks despite my worry about falling. I thought music would be nice but I didn't want to block my hearing for fear of not hearing a car or something so I ordered a bone conduction headset that would leave my ears open. In the package they included ear plugs which totally defeats the purpose of an open ear headset.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 29, 2025 08:06 PM (L/fGl)

98 rickb223, any way we can get you here on Friday?
Posted by: Ben Had


No ma'am. I'm sorry. Both of my backups are out that day. They had already put down for the time off long before my circumstances changed. I will do better next year.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:06 PM (Q9Vcs)

99 Aetius, considering that I listen to Tina Turner a lot Toni is new age.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:06 PM (kurEY)

100 81 Are you a gaddamn genius Paco -
Drill Sgt

I'm grateful for one thing. His peculiar form of reasoning may be what kept him from becoming a college man.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:06 PM (mADJX)

101 Fang Fang's paramour caught photoshopping a Trump decal onto the shooter's shirt:

https://tinyurl.com/58325yms

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (E8jXP)

102 Toni Braxton was pretty hot back in the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

Tony Braxton >>> Braxton Bragg

Posted by: Zombie Nathan B. Forrest at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (usy5D)

103 Old Lab is still as loving as a puppy.
________
Almost makes me cry. I can't remember before our first Lab was there, and he died when I was 14. They do get arthritic.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (s0JqF)

104 What did the lightbulb say to the seamstress?
Posted by: BurtTC


You got me there. I have no idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (Q9Vcs)

105 Hey, everyone! Hey, Ace!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (Uah4U)

106 Mr Aspirin Factory, don't discount the tastiness of a Meadowlark.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM

Cannibal Bob would recommend finishing with a lemon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

107 Puffins are the eternal enemies of the evil penguins.

As are all creatures aligned with Good or Neutral.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2025 08:02 PM (0sNs1)
----
The Penguin is a major villain in Batman's Rogues Gallery, so that should tell you everything you need to know about how vile they really are.

Nobody shudders in fear at hearing about "The Puffin."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2025 08:08 PM (IBQGV)

108 Mr Aspirin Factory, don't discount the tastiness of a Meadowlark.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 07:53 PM

Cannibal Bob would recommend finishing with a lemon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (Q9Vcs)

109 Duke !!!!.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (kurEY)

110 9 BurtTC is in line for sloppy 457th
-
That's the beauty of falling for an AI actress, you can just download a copy of the original and start fresh.

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (vSvIl)

Did you try turning her off then turning her back on again.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 07:44 PM (i24o9)

Once turned off they stay dry as the Sahara.

Posted by: No going back at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (TbWk/)

111 >>>BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.

What about the Windows and warranty scammers?

Posted by: Hans at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (i24o9)

112 I love puffins. Didn't see any when visiting Maine but saw plenty in Iceland. They are so little and cute yet so busy and cheeky.

Posted by: Decaf at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (unUNN)

113 What did the lightbulb say to the seamstress?
Posted by: BurtTC

It said: "I don't know, why is a Hawk like a Handsaw?"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (rbvCR)

114 100 81 Are you a gaddamn genius Paco -
Drill Sgt

I'm grateful for one thing. His peculiar form of reasoning may be what kept him from becoming a college man.
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:06 PM (mADJX)

My BF worth about $90 M left college to take care of his dying Mom. He had 13k trucks at 1 time.
I work for him for fun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:10 PM (gbOdA)

115 What did the lightbulb say to the seamstress?
Posted by: BurtTC


You got me there. I have no idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (Q9Vcs)

Sorry, just my dark humor.

Get it? Lightbulb? Half thread behind?

So it's dark?

Nevermind.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 08:10 PM (usy5D)

116 Fang Fang's paramour caught photoshopping a Trump decal onto the shooter's shirt:

"@RepSwalwell
I’m sure @JDVance agrees with me that it doesn’t matter that the Michigan terrorist was a MAGA supporter. Because in America, regardless of your politics, violence has never been the answer."

Swallowswell is such a loser. Since when has the left ever seen violence as NOT the answer??

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 08:10 PM (gWBY1)

117 Hi Ben!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (Uah4U)

118 Swalwell might actually have the original though:
x.com/damintoell/status/1972724345899229256#

Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (gKWVE)

119 >>> 108 Mr Aspirin Factory, don't discount the tastiness of a Meadowlark.

Swans from the local pond are pretty good...

Posted by: Refugees in the UK at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (gWBY1)

120 Sorry, just my dark humor.

Get it? Lightbulb? Half thread behind?

So it's dark?

Nevermind.
Posted by: BurtTC


Doh!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (Q9Vcs)

121 Welp, they are using Kenny Roger's The Gambler song for sportsbook commercials. Makes sense, it's a perfect fit. But it sucks.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2025 08:12 PM (144I4)

122 I shot a puffin touching my boobie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

123 It said: "I don't know, why is a Hawk like a Handsaw?"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (rbvCR)

I dunno, squirrels don't like the sound of 'em?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2025 08:12 PM (usy5D)

124 Puffin: aka, "Toucan't".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:12 PM (o46Y5)

125 That tomato harvester is too cool.

Posted by: Tuna at September 29, 2025 08:13 PM (lJ0H4)

126 Have you seen the puffin man?
















Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

127 BF
best friend
not
boy friend

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:14 PM (gbOdA)

128 118 Swalwell might actually have the original though:
x.com/damintoell/status/1972724345899229256#
Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (gKWVE)

**********

Interesting to see this tweet. Obviously, the 48-hour rule should be followed.

Nevertheless, Fartwell is someone I'll never trust, even if he accidentally stumbles onto the truth.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:15 PM (E8jXP)

129 I missed the last thread, but I guess everyone figured that the 100,000 employees are just the ones who took the buyout 6 months ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:15 PM (WZaJc)

130 'Austin' wants to go on strike?! Whatever shall we do?!

This seems like an odd threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

131 rhennigan, it's a bitch having to be so specific.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:15 PM (kurEY)

132 93 Ewww... need to invest in Popcorn Futures.

The Saudi Wealth fund, and a couple other partners, just bought EA (Electronic Arts) the Comp game company...

EA which went in big on Woke and Trans, especially with the Sims Franchise....

They are taking the company Private...

EA is a terrible company for the gaming industry; as a gamer, i would have been happier to see them go out of business. Being bought out; meh; guess we'll see what happens.

Posted by: Nelly at September 29, 2025 08:16 PM (cHLus)

133 That tomato harvester is too cool.
Posted by: Tuna
-----

heh. Wait until I start sorting the humans.

Posted by: AI at September 29, 2025 08:17 PM (XeU6L)

134 Nobody shudders in fear at hearing about "The Puffin."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Don't Fear the Puffin was the original title. But it didn't have the right vibe.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2025 08:17 PM (144I4)

135 111 >>>BREAKING: All of India’s telemarketers are threatening to go on strike permanently if President Trump places tariffs on country.

What about the Windows and warranty scammers?
Posted by: Hans at September 29, 2025 08:09 PM (i24o9)

Seriously. I support a full ban on all telemarketing. If I haven't expressly given your company or organization permission to contact me, you may not contact me. That kind of thing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:17 PM (zYpTz)

136 I, too, would dance happily for a donut - and with similar grace.
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

Same same.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

My late mother made the best donuts and when she was too old to make them I stopped eating donuts. No other ones were good enough.

Posted by: Decaf at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (unUNN)

137 The Puffin runs everything behind the scenes while The Penguin takes the heat. Clever and devious.

Posted by: Kinda aukward at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (TbWk/)

138 >>>Nobody shudders in fear at hearing about "The Puffin."

The Red Squirrel, on the other hand . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (i24o9)

139 Fang Fang's paramour caught photoshopping a Trump decal onto the shooter's shirt:

Flag on the Play !!! You have to call it AI !!!

Its like many believe all the CGI and PhotoShop they've ever seen was painted - pixel by pixel - by a human.

Bullshit.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (aFOm5)

140
Swalwell might actually have the original though:
x.com/damintoell/status/1972724345899229256#
Posted by: gKWVE

That account belongs to a Left Wing cuck gaslighter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (E/NtD)

141 Sparkly wiggles.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (0M0vc)

142 I have heartbreaking news for all of you.

You'll need to sit down and brace yourselves.



Because of visa issues, Cat Stevens North American tour is being delayed. We don't know how long.

Please don't rend your best garments.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (Sco7b)

143 A day without a telemarketer. Forsooth!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (kurEY)

144 That account belongs to a Left Wing cuck gaslighter.
Posted by: Soothsayer

'Sup.

Posted by: Epistemic Closure at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

145 131 rhennigan, it's a bitch having to be so specific.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:15 PM (kurEY)

And my bf does not like my bf

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (gbOdA)

146 What if Puffins and Panda Bears secretly rule the world?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (AN+eO)

147 I see why store tomatoes are on the tough side.

Posted by: Accomack at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (6HDsc)

148 What is the eternal enemy of evil river otters?

Please tell me it's grizzly bears.

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2025 08:20 PM (5rh/l)

149
Because of visa issues, Cat Stevens North American tour is being delayed. We don't know how long.

__________

*bursts into tears*
*sobs and keens*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:20 PM (tgvbd)

150 Because of visa issues, Cat Stevens North American tour is being delayed. We don't know how long.

Please don't rend your best garments.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 29, 2025 08:19 PM (Sco7b)

I love bomb train

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:20 PM (gbOdA)

151
Giving donuts to cows and not to me?

*fumes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:21 PM (tgvbd)

152 118 Swalwell might actually have the original though:
x.com/damintoell/status/1972724345899229256#
Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (gKWVE)


I don't give a shit if the picture is real or not. That asshole threatened private citizens with the power of government for no reason other than they support President Trump. Fu*k him. That traitorous bastard can kiss my butt.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2025 08:21 PM (2WIwB)

153 Rubio's State Dept, yeah baby.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 08:22 PM (kurEY)

154 Seriously. I support a full ban on all telemarketing. If I haven't expressly given your company or organization permission to contact me, you may not contact me. That kind of thing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:17 PM (zYpTz)

My well-worn script:

TM: Is Mr. Flounder there?

F: Who's calling?

TM: Is this Mr. Flounder?

F: Who's calling?

TM: This is ___ from ___ (heavy Indian accent). We are calling to see if you are interested in ___.

F: GFY!

TM: *click*

Every time. And I remain on the same lists. They are a scourge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:22 PM (i24o9)

155 Hmmm, EA does make an insane amount of money with Fifa. I'd expect ea to be less gay/tranny going g forward.

They might put the skin suit zombie of bioware out of its misery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

156 EA is a terrible company for the gaming industry; as a gamer, i would have been happier to see them go out of business. Being bought out; meh; guess we'll see what happens.
Posted by: Nelly at September 29, 2025 08:16 PM (cHLus)

EA's name is mud about now. But if the new owners actually hire some gamers and let them work without woke minders they might do well.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (8avO+)

157 Donuts are for closers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (AN+eO)

158 OMG, that pottery video is hilarious!! LOL!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (5xuJ/)

159 While it is true that puffins avoid penguins, due to the penguin's base polymorphic perversity there have been cases of penguin-puffin hybrids. These "puffguins" can neither fly nor swim, but propel themselves in a mephitic manner, the description of which is best left to the reader's imagination.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (vFG9F)

160
Seriously. I support a full ban on all telemarketing. If I haven't expressly given your company or organization permission to contact me, you may not contact me. That kind of thing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

___________

Do what I do. Refuse to answer the phone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (tgvbd)

161 My current theory: Maybe a vindictive dad, if he had a nasty divorce or was a threat to his family, and it was a ward he knew or his kids were singing? Trying to understand the motive of the dark soul that would shoot up a church is difficult.

Bless all those sweet families.
Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM (gWBY1)

It’s very tragic, but stupid to say it’s political in any way. The guy had a personal hatred of the Mormon church and no one understands why.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (WZaJc)

162 Trump/Vance Stop ("Stop Trump/Vance")

Tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/3v235cde

Even the Guardian has a photo of this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8r9kp5w
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:05 PM (E8jXP)

Hard to know what to make of that. My best guess, and I stress the "guess" part, is that the STOP sign was there beforehand, and he just wedged the Trump sign in behind it. Is he pro-Trump, anti-Trump, or just using random signs as decorations? Not enough information.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (o46Y5)

163 F: GFY!

TM: *click*

Every time. And I remain on the same lists. They are a scourge.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:22 PM (i24o9)

If I don't know the caller, I just don't answer. But Mom does. All day long, with the unknown caller. Which is probably how she ended up changing her Medicare plan to a substandard plan. Vultures.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (zYpTz)

164 UK health services (NHS) has allowed NHS to keep 500 year old rules on cousin marriage (Church of England) allowed in new rulings.
Pakistan cousin marriage has 5X retards and defects.

5X

They are about 2 generations from BNW when the semi morons are managed in every part of life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (gbOdA)

165 159 While it is true that puffins avoid penguins, due to the penguin's base polymorphic perversity there have been cases of penguin-puffin hybrids. These "puffguins" can neither fly nor swim, but propel themselves in a mephitic manner, the description of which is best left to the reader's imagination.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 29, 2025 08:23 PM (vFG9F)


You know why there are none of you nasty penguins in the far North? We'll give you two guesses.

Posted by: Eskimos and Polar Bears at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (5rh/l)

166 >>>Nobody shudders in fear at hearing about "The Puffin."

The Red Squirrel, on the other hand . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:18 PM (i24o9)

The Comix character Squirrel Girl who appears to have no powers but a few squirrels had a running joke that she would routinely destroy the latest galactic conquering threat but in the border between 2 panels off page and they would never say how.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (8avO+)

167 Do what I do. Refuse to answer the phone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (tgvbd)

Oh, I do. But I want them to stop, anyway.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:27 PM (zYpTz)

168 83
'Dropping an F bomb at a parish meeting.

Fucking classic.'


I gave the middle finger to my buddy at Sunday School when I was 13. And still feel a little ashamed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2025 08:27 PM (fd80v)

169 Nick Freitas:

A man was just convicted of being a Nazi in German courts. Of course, the convicted Nazi is transitioning to being a woman so they can serve their time in a women's prison.

German lefties are freaking out that that the women might not be safe housed with a Nazi. Which is only happening because of their woke policies.

Nick: I guess they did...Nazi this coming.

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 08:27 PM (gWBY1)

170 I love puffins. I always thought they lived only in the Antarctic. I was pleasantly surprised to realize they lived in the Arctic, too. Half my pictures from Alaska are of puffins. 😂

Posted by: QED Texan at September 29, 2025 08:27 PM (fveCG)

171
Puffins are Nature's kneecappers of Penguins. 'Nuff said!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (xG4kz)

172 Hard to know what to make of that. My best guess, and I stress the "guess" part, is that the STOP sign was there beforehand, and he just wedged the Trump sign in behind it. Is he pro-Trump, anti-Trump, or just using random signs as decorations? Not enough information.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:26 PM (o46Y5)

**********

That may be the case. Weird place for a Stop sign, though.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (E8jXP)

173 It’s very tragic, but stupid to say it’s political in any way. The guy had a personal hatred of the Mormon church and no one understands why.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (WZaJc)

Since the left is also the vector for most religious hatred in the US this matters little in the long run.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (8avO+)

174 Worse is the spam texts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (AN+eO)

175 I still don’t think the church shooter was MAGA but I do think when there is retaliation from the Right it will begin with former military who might be a little messed up.

The reason I don’t think the shooter is MAGA is his target. Though there could be a paranoid ,no sense reason he chose his target . The most dangerous are people who may have mental problems who have already fired guns at people with the intention to kill and was trained to do so.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 29, 2025 08:29 PM (EYmYM)

176
Oh, I do. But I want them to stop, anyway.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:27 PM (zYpTz)

________

Her Majesty and I say we got a call from our boyfriend/girlfriend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:29 PM (tgvbd)

177 It’s very tragic, but stupid to say it’s political in any way. The guy had a personal hatred of the Mormon church and no one understands why.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (WZaJc)

Bad broccoli cheese rice casserole at dinner on the grounds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:29 PM (gbOdA)

178 >>>One of the twins gets stuck in the door, the other one cries, the other one enjoys the moment.

The one crying was upset that his goofy twin had blocked the door. He just wanted to get through.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (syz1S)

179 Fang Fang's paramour caught photoshopping a Trump decal onto the shooter's shirt:

https://tinyurl.com/58325yms
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:07 PM (E8jXP)

I don't know if I have ever seen a camo shirt with a decal on it. Sort of defeats the purposes of both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (o46Y5)

180 FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Too much resistance?

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (jc0TO)

181
FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Too much resistance?
Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (jc0TO)

_________

Beyond his capacitance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:32 PM (tgvbd)

182 181
FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Too much resistance?
Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (jc0TO)

_________

Beyond his capacitance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:32 PM (tgvbd

Ohm, what are you guys going on about?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2025 08:32 PM (AN+eO)

183 FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Too much resistance?
Posted by: toby928


It's shocking I know.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:33 PM (Q9Vcs)

184 114 My BF worth about $90 M left college to take care of his dying Mom. He had 13k trucks at 1 time.
I work for him for fun. - rhennigantx

Haw! If he'd gone to college, he'd probably be crushed under a mountain of debt and staring moodily at his diploma in sociology.

Old Paco (my father), had no post-high school education, except for a course he took in criminology from a correspondence school (the diploma was impressive, though: it was huge and bedecked with ribbons and sprawling signatures; it looked like a land grant from the King of Spain). He was a lawman for some 25 years, then he retired and started up a trash hauling business, eventually sold it to Waste Management for a bundle.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:34 PM (mADJX)

185 Bad broccoli cheese rice casserole at dinner on the grounds.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:29 PM (gbOdA)

***********

He must have been served some bad Mormon Funeral Potatoes recently...

("They are called funneral potatoes because they are served at most LDS funnerals. My tweak is to replace corn flakes with Frenches fried onions. replace cream of chicken with cream of mushroom. And only sharp cheddar. They are a favorite in my family and a brag when bringing them to another family. Absolutely one of the best dishes, could be served in heaven"

--from: https://tinyurl.com/mtj5eccd

I have had these before and they're very good.)

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:35 PM (E8jXP)

186 I generally answer the phone, mostly to tell the telemarketers that their jobs suck.
I also try to recruit them to work for the Oregon Department of Revenue as a Revenue Agent 1, where they have all the qualifications, and though that job sucks too, at least it sucks with medical and a pension.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2025 08:35 PM (rbvCR)

187 That may be the case. Weird place for a Stop sign, though.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (E8jXP)

Well, not if "decorating" your fences with stolen signs is your thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:36 PM (o46Y5)

188 Here is an appealing anime for certain values of “appealing”:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Daimidaler:_Prince_vs_Penguin_Empire

Remove space to use URL.

The enemy is the villainous Penguin Empire!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 29, 2025 08:37 PM (E0Kkk)

189
36 Willowed:
"Guardian: Mormon church shooting suspect had Trump sign outside home, records show"

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2025 07:50 PM
-----

Records? Who keeps records of that?

I saw a headline in the Daily Mail that said it was an ANTI Trump/Vance sign. That's a type of Trump sign, I suppose.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2025 08:39 PM (CzfKa)

190 182 181
FML. I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Too much resistance?
Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 08:30 PM (jc0TO)

_________

Beyond his capacitance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:32 PM (tgvbd

Ohm, what are you guys going on about?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2025 08:32 PM (AN+eO)

***********

Doof would approve!

https://tinyurl.com/mvesezzv

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:39 PM (E8jXP)

191 There are two factors here that can be true at the same time:
1. the shooter was MAGA (generally)
2. the motive for the shooting was not MAGA

Like, to use an example dear to my heart, if two Juggalos and a Juggalette go out with their ICP hatchetman shirts and rob a convenience store, stealing a bunch of Faygo and beating the poor sap running the store, that does not mean that all ICP fandom is to blame. These were just three assholes doing a stupid crime on their own, because they really liked Faygo that much.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

192 It’s very tragic, but stupid to say it’s political in any way. The guy had a personal hatred of the Mormon church and no one understands why.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:24 PM (WZaJc)

The conversation recounted by City Council hopeful, Chris Johns, reveals a hateful man who had a deep personal beef with the Mormon Church. I wonder if the wife was in the Church or converting and causing a rift, which may have been the thing that ultimately set him off.

You know . . . garden variety MAGA stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (i24o9)

193 >>>Evil: Stop drinking my house..

I was waiting for the turtle to get a hold of the sweet kitty's tongue, but his evil plan failed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (syz1S)

194 Since the left is also the vector for most religious hatred in the US this matters little in the long run.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2025 08:28 PM (8avO+)

It looks to me like another satanic attack no matter what was in the shooters warped mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (WZaJc)

195 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

196 From two days ago:

Stunned silence turned into frantic whispers at ABC headquarters when the numbers came in: *The Charlie Kirk Show* had done the unthinkable, pulling in **over 1 billion views in just days**. Executives, who expected a bold debut but nothing earth-shattering, suddenly found themselves staring at statistics so massive that some questioned whether they were even real. Behind the closed doors of the network’s glass towers, panic reportedly spread—because with numbers this big comes a dangerous question: who actually controls the future of television now? Was it Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly rewriting history, or a cultural wave too powerful for ABC to manage? Viewers around the world are asking if this show is just entertainment—or the start of something far bigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:42 PM (Q9Vcs)

197 Hey again.

Speaking of evil, anyone else see Ariana Grande's dumbshit social media post addressed to Trumpies??

A friend at X/Twitter just posted, they believe she may actually be the first music/movie star who's actually entirely AI.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:42 PM (8z6SV)

198 >>>Records? Who keeps records of that?

FEMA.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2025 08:43 PM (syz1S)

199 I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

What's the reluctance?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:43 PM (i24o9)

200 Y'all be hatin' on penguins, but the real scourge of the bird world is the mockingbird. Last year, one of 'em built a nest in a shrub near my back porch, and the damned thing came after me every time I went outside. I had to wear a wide-brimmed hat that looked like a satellite dish, and wave a broom in circles over my head. That seemed to keep the little feathered thug at bay.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it kept the neighbors away, too.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:44 PM (mADJX)

201 A friend at X/Twitter just posted, they believe she may actually be the first music/movie star who's actually entirely AI.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:42 PM (8z6SV)

Natural Stupidity>>>artificial intelligence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 08:44 PM (o46Y5)

202 though that job sucks too, at least it sucks with medical and a pension.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2025 08:35 PM (rbvCR)

Nice, telemarketing the telemarketers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:44 PM (i24o9)

203 I can't stay current today.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 07:56 PM

Nothing electrifying your life lately?
Can't figure out where to plug in?
Too much resistance?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (8z6SV)

204 AOP, true.

Also, if Ariana Grande is AI, then the technology has some major fetishes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (8z6SV)

205 Let’s stop amping up these electricity puns.

(Probably used before, sorry.)

Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (77rzZ)

206 Is a donut-fed cow better than grass-fed?

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 08:46 PM (Dvcu+)

207 205 Let’s stop amping up these electricity puns.

(Probably used before, sorry.)
Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (77rzZ)

*************

So, we could short them out?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:46 PM (E8jXP)

208 AOP, true.

Also, if Ariana Grande is AI, then the technology has some major fetishes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (8z6SV)

She's got . . . lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:46 PM (i24o9)

209 Oops, other beat me to the electrical puns. My brain musta short-circuited.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:46 PM (8z6SV)

210 They are called funneral potatoes because they are served at most LDS funnerals..

Funneral. Huh. Is that like a funeral service with clowns?

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (mADJX)

211 197 Hey again.

Speaking of evil, anyone else see Ariana Grande's dumbshit social media post addressed to Trumpies??

A friend at X/Twitter just posted, they believe she may actually be the first music/movie star who's actually entirely AI.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:42 PM (8z6SV)

AI? Actually Ignorant? Far from the first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (mP0Kj)

212 He was a lawman for some 25 years, then he retired and started up a trash hauling business, eventually sold it to Waste Management for a bundle.
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:34 PM (mADJX)

gooder

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (gbOdA)

213 Let’s stop amping up these electricity puns.

(Probably used before, sorry.)
Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:45 PM (77rzZ)

*************

So, we could short them out?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:46 PM (E8jXP)

I'd suggesting shunting them to Hot Air, but they are not worthy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (i24o9)

214 It looks to me like another satanic attack no matter what was in the shooters warped mind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (WZaJc)


^^^^^^^^^^That right there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (zYpTz)

215 Comrade Flounder, I think Ariana Grande actually thinks she's going to be the next Barbra Streisand. Big in music and movies, and a political mouth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:48 PM (8z6SV)

216 210 They are called funneral potatoes because they are served at most LDS funnerals..

Funneral. Huh. Is that like a funeral service with clowns?
Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:47 PM (mADJX)'

*************

I think that it is sometimes spelled that way. I don't know why.

It is a good recipe to have on hand when you're tasked with bringing a hot dish to an event that asks for one.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:49 PM (E8jXP)

217 About these puns, I’ll just say that electrons have consequences.

Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

218 Okay, I finally got a copy of Remain In Light by Talking Heads.

Everyone, which track should I listen to first, *other than* Once In A Lifetime??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:50 PM (8z6SV)

219 He must have been served some bad Mormon Funeral Potatoes recently...

("They are called funneral potatoes because they are served at most LDS funnerals. My tweak is to replace corn flakes with Frenches fried onions. replace cream of chicken with cream of mushroom. And only sharp cheddar. They are a favorite in my family and a brag when bringing them to another family. Absolutely one of the best dishes, could be served in heaven"

--from: https://tinyurl.com/mtj5eccd

I have had these before and they're very good.)
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at September 29, 2025 08:35 PM (E8jXP)

I saw Morman Funeral Potatoes open for The Smashing Pumpkins at the Dallas Agora in 1990.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2025 08:50 PM (gbOdA)

220 An Auk can be great, but only a penguin can be an Emperor!

Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 29, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)

221 220 An Auk can be great, but only a penguin can be an Emperor!
Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 29, 2025 08:52 PM (oftw2)

Auk ward?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2025 08:53 PM (mP0Kj)

222
The New York Jets seem to be cursed. The apex of the team's history was a win 56 years ago. Nothing but unrelieved mediocrity punctuated by comical ineptitude since then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2025 08:53 PM (tgvbd)

223 So that's why all the tomatoes in the store have bruises.

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 08:53 PM (Dvcu+)

224 I also got a copy of Heart-Shaped World by Chris Isaak. It's the album with "Wicked Game" on it. Seems like Isaak has been forgotten.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:54 PM (8z6SV)

225
152 118 Swalwell might actually have the original though:
x.com/damintoell/status/1972724345899229256#
Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:11 PM (gKWVE)

----

Even if the Trump decal is real, close examination reveals it to be grotesque anti-Trump sarcasm.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2025 08:54 PM (CzfKa)

226 Everyone, which track should I listen to first, *other than* Once In A Lifetime??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:50 PM (8z6SV)

I'm fond of Listening Wind

Sorta spooky

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (zYpTz)

227 222
The New York Jets seem to be cursed. The apex of the team's history was a win 56 years ago.

But your quarterback saved the universe from Emperor Ming

Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (gKWVE)

228 Penguins and auks are always puffin themselves up.

Posted by: USPS Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

229 Camo shirts don’t have campaign posters on them. I call fake. Also the Trump/Vance sign was juxtaposed with a stolen Stop sign: so Stop Trump/Vance was the shooter’s message!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (E0Kkk)

230 I have only a vague notion of who Ariana Grande is. She's the poptart with a concert bombed by Muzzies in the UK, I'm thinking.

As to her silly screed, yes, I voted for this and am not noways tired.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (Hvd9a)

231 Everyone, which track should I listen to first, *other than* Once In A Lifetime??

Trick Question. Pull the damn CD out and replacs with Dire Straits. Or anything by The Band.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 29, 2025 08:56 PM (v5Zt3)

232 Dash, thanks!

I know that Hordies have great taste in classic rock and new wave, not just yacht rock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:57 PM (8z6SV)

233 I have only a vague notion of who Ariana Grande is. She's the poptart with a concert bombed by Muzzies in the UK, I'm thinking.

As to her silly screed, yes, I voted for this and am not noways tired.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 08:55 PM (Hvd9a)

Empty headed donut licker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:57 PM (i24o9)

234 Off, sock.

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

235 Head on a Swivel, I already have the Dire Straits albums box set, and Music From Big Pink as well as a Band hits compilation. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:58 PM (8z6SV)

236 I can do a great impression of Levon Helm singing "Up On Cripple Creek."

(But then so can anyone, all you have to do is hold your nose while you sing)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (8z6SV)

237 216 I think that it is sometimes spelled that way. I don't know why.

It is a good recipe to have on hand when you're tasked with bringing a hot dish to an event that asks for one. - Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5

Well, however it's spelled, they do sound delicious, particularly your variation.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (mADJX)

238 I saw Empty-Headed Donut-Licker open for…

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

239 The New York Jets seem to be cursed. The apex of the team's history was a win 56 years ago. Nothing but unrelieved mediocrity punctuated by comical ineptitude since then.

The Carolina Panthers have entered the chat.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (6t8M3)

240 The most annoying thing about hearing Dire Straits on the radio is that apparently, they had only two songs. One of which sucked (Money For Nothing). But I know that they were a wonderfully talented band.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, +CK+ at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (0aYVJ)

241 Even if the shooter expressed support for Trump
the big difference is the Left doesn’t give a F about the church members and the Right doesn’t give a F about the shooter and would pull the switch themselves.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (EYmYM)

242 GWB, ever read or hear about the abandoned Mexia Supermarket in Fort Worth Texas in 1999?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (8z6SV)

243 When I get on the mower - just playing The Last Waltz while having a couple beers is a pretty good hour on my Sunday.

I do like Life In Wartime.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (v5Zt3)

244 Oh man, I curse our firearms import laws and the Hughes Amendment.

5000 Stg44s surface in Syria.

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (jc0TO)

245 Mikey, SiriusXM plays Skateaway sometimes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:01 PM (8z6SV)

246 Hubby has some David Byrne solo cds he really enjoyed. One called Uh-Oh.

I kind of forgot Chris Issak but did enjoy the songs I heard from him.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (Hvd9a)

247 They never played Brothers in Arms on the radio. Or Local Hero. Shame.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (v5Zt3)

248 The duck video really needs a soundtrack. Whistling Colonel Bogey's March should do the trick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (S/Y4j)

249 Just swapped Toni for Anita Baker.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (kurEY)

250 Head, true. But then most radio program directors are retards. ;-)

ScaryMary, I've been wanting to get a copy of David Byrne's album Look Into The Eyeball forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (8z6SV)

251 So that's why all the tomatoes in the store have bruises.
Posted by: GWB
------

Some jerk makes fingernail bruises in *each* tomato at my local store. Haven't been able to catch her/him in the act!

Or, maybe that's why I'm not in jail. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 29, 2025 09:02 PM (rdVOm)

252 Anybody seen Miklos lately?

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

253 Trick Question. Pull the damn CD out and replacs with Dire Straits. Or anything by The Band.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel

This is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 09:04 PM (cYBz/)

254 ScaryMary, at the time of Twin Peaks, Isaak was besties with David Lynch, apparently.

Seems like as soon as Lynch went back to being just a cult favorite, so did Isaak.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:04 PM (8z6SV)

255 saw Empty-Headed Donut-Licker open for…

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

Hole at Lilith Fair '98.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 09:04 PM (Hvd9a)

256 The New York Jets seem to be cursed.
___

Maybe they should move to Florida, too.

Posted by: Orlando Jets at September 29, 2025 09:04 PM (qUkBO)

257 The Saudis bought EA Sports for $55 BILLION?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 09:04 PM (Q9Vcs)

258 toby dunno if the same ones, but a big stash of Stg-44s was found in the earliest months of the Syrian civil war. Actually makes sense. USSR gifted all kinds of weapons to allies/partners in the 50s/60s, including stuff they'd captured intact from the krauts. As I recall, the find reported years back said they were unissued, in original packing crates (presumably straw and cosmoline too).

Back then I wondered if some wealthy crazed collector/history nut would finance a team to go in trade $$$ for the guns. Would have probably worked. Also would make a good documentary.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (U/Byj)

259
Any of you with Pandora should check out the "Mark Knoppler Radio" channel.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (QVmho)

260 rickb, get ready to play and root for EA's next huge hit, The Fightin' Falafels! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (8z6SV)

261 Maybe the Jets wouldn't be so cursed if they could hang onto the ball

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (A2I8b)

262 Hole at Lilith Fair '98.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Ewwwwww!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (cYBz/)

263 Or is that The Fightin' Fallujahns?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:06 PM (8z6SV)

264 rickb, get ready to play and root for EA's next huge hit, The Fightin' Falafels! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Teaching Gays How To Fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 09:06 PM (Q9Vcs)

265 Take me back to Charlotte boys, I’m too young to marry.

Apologies to Bob Wills

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 29, 2025 09:06 PM (50AHF)

266 You effin’ rockheads. Beethoven and/or Brahms beats any of your crap, including the Beatles. Also, anything by Bizet or Dvorak.

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ)

267 A lot of people don't know, the NY Jets are actually just a squad of the Rockette's most masculine dancers. They're all done up with glitter under there...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:07 PM (8z6SV)

268 The Saudis bought EA Sports for $55 BILLION?

So we're getting a Grand Theft Auto where you throw the LGBTQYZs off an apartment building roof. And an ultra-realistic soccer game nobody buys.

Now they should buy Bethesda.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 29, 2025 09:08 PM (v5Zt3)

269 Bulg, didn't know your last name was Schroeder. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:08 PM (8z6SV)

270 toby dunno if the same ones, but a big stash of Stg-44s was found in the earliest months of the Syrian civil war. Actually makes sense. USSR gifted all kinds of weapons to allies/partners in the 50s/60s, including stuff they'd captured intact from the krauts. As I recall, the find reported years back said they were unissued, in original packing crates (presumably straw and cosmoline too).

Back then I wondered if some wealthy crazed collector/history nut would finance a team to go in trade $$$ for the guns. Would have probably worked. Also would make a good documentary.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM

I think it's what you are thinking of. Apparently found in 2012 but lack of ammo made them be put in storage. Now they have resurfaced and government wants money so they might be coming out, just not to here.

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:08 PM (jc0TO)

271 255 saw Empty-Headed Donut-Licker open for…
Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 08:59 PM (77rzZ)
Hole at Lilith Fair '98.
Posted by: ScaryMary

I read about that one. Empty-Headed Donut-Licker were totally inept and the lead singer (male) and bassist (female) ended up blinded and hospitalized after the show. A bad case of the clap, some said.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

272 The Vikings always fade in the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Joel Hodgson at September 29, 2025 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)

273
Yusuf Islam, also known as Cat Stevens has postponed the North American leg of his book tour due to unspecified visa issues, the singer announced on social media Monday.

Cue Nelson Muntz " Ha ha!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2025 09:09 PM (wLsnt)

274 Hole at Lilith Fair '98.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Ewwwwww!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 09:05 PM (cYBz/)

Was Moist and opening act?

Posted by: Joel Hodgson at September 29, 2025 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)

275 269 I had to do something about that Van Pelt chick who was always hitting on me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2025 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

276 Idaho Spudboy, Yusuf shouldn't have worn his RIP Yassir Arafat T-shirt

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:11 PM (8z6SV)

277 We hate the word "moist".

Posted by: All Taylor Swift Fans at September 29, 2025 09:11 PM (v5Zt3)

278 We can't stand the word "moist" either.

Posted by: All Avril Levigne Fans at September 29, 2025 09:12 PM (v5Zt3)

279 We hate the word "moist".
Posted by: All Taylor Swift Fans


Moist moist moist moist moist moist eggs moist moist moist.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 09:13 PM (Q9Vcs)

280
I mentioned last week the fake "conspiracy theories" about Charlie Kirk swirling around from "our side" are gaining steam and getting worse.

Much worse. Candace Owens decided to throw in with the Gaslighters on "our side" and offer her own fake "information" from her secret "sources."

Candace, who is undeniably an evil woman with a vendetta, claims the assassin was NEVER on the UVU campus. She says the FBI is lying about "everything" and tyler robinson is innocent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:13 PM (E/NtD)

281
Viewers around the world are asking if this show is just entertainment—or the start of something far bigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2025 08:42 PM (Q9Vcs)

===============

Viewers are asking? Viewers know -- they're the ones who turned in the numbers.

It's executives who are asking.

And yes, this just may be the start of something big. Lo, is that David Ellison on the horizon?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:13 PM (n7CIX)

282 Soothsayer,

not to start more conspiracy theories, but *so many* conservative influencers have gone crazy lately, I can't help but wonder if the NSA is slipping them all LSD.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:14 PM (8z6SV)

283 Also, the leftist conspiracy theories are getting started about Erika Kirk.

Just evil, evil creatures.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:14 PM (8z6SV)

284 Penguin Pete?

Wow! Been a minute!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 09:14 PM (mT+6a)

285 God as my witness, I thought puffins couldn't fly.

/WKRP in McMurdo Station

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (Dvcu+)

286 So have there been any more updates on the Mormon church shooting? Weird lack of chatter about that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (xcxpd)

287 Look ... we hate "moist" because it implies sexual attraction. And also because we look for silly contrived bullshit for personal attention.

And thanks to 1920s men - we vote.

Posted by: All Mouthy Gen "Hear Me" Bitches Everywhere at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (v5Zt3)

288
The comment I see most frequently from the gaslighters and idiots online is: No Way a 30-06 did that to Charlie Kirk.

These fake ballistics experts, who are just parroting what someone else said online, claim a 30-06 would do WAY, WAY more damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (E/NtD)

289 This an awesome place to lurk before ONT. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (L5ksW)

290 My brownies are not "moist". They are fragrant - in a fish-oil way. And perfect. Because I say so.

Posted by: Tay Tay at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (v5Zt3)

291 Sooth, I was reading not that long ago about when JFK was shot, and sent to the hospital.

Secret Service was of course panicking. "Fix him doc!" Surgeons looked down and half his head was gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (8z6SV)

292
Yusuf Islam, also known as Cat Stevens has postponed the North American leg of his book tour due to unspecified visa issues, the singer announced on social media Monday.

Cue Nelson Muntz " Ha ha!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

===============

Is Canada not part of North America?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (n7CIX)

293 GWB, ever read or hear about the abandoned Mexia Supermarket in Fort Worth Texas in 1999?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:00 PM (8z6SV)

Nope. (At least not so's I remember.) And since it's a Moron asking that, I'm intrigued.

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (Dvcu+)

294 Ah, I do see some notes. Thanks folks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 29, 2025 09:18 PM (xcxpd)

295 GWB, it's a very interesting story. But make sure your stomach isn't full.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:18 PM (8z6SV)

296 292
Yusuf Islam, also known as Cat Stevens has postponed the North American leg of his book tour due to unspecified visa issues, the singer announced on social media Monday.

Cue Nelson Muntz " Ha ha!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

===============

Is Canada not part of North America?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:17 PM (n7CIX)

Just the Hat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2025 09:19 PM (mP0Kj)

297 Bulg, and others looking for work, you can be a Homeland Defender and interview green card and work visa applicants, as posted on Xitter by Stephen Miller:

https://tinyurl.com/2zw7caw6

No idea where these jobs are located.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 09:20 PM (zYpTz)

298 You know . . . garden variety MAGA stuff.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 29, 2025 08:41 PM (i24o9)

We can't deny that there is a percentage, not, hopefully, a large percentage, but a persistent one from the Christian right that foments a deep hatred of any religion that isn't how they define Christianity. I mean look at every article/post in every online format, there are numerous commentors, that in the face of this evil tragedy, are most upset about people labeling the dead church goers as Christian. (You'd think a gang of marauding Mormons kicked their grandmother or something). Just like the causality we placed on lib rhetoric leading to the crazy killing Charlie, is not this Mormon bashing rhetoric responsible for inciting this crazed killer who in his own words saw his victims as anti-Christs?

Posted by: scruboak at September 29, 2025 09:21 PM (SMgCc)

299 September 30 2025: 100k Fed employees working from home

October 1 2025: 100k Fed employees ____ing from home

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:21 PM (8z6SV)

300 PSA, anybody that doesn't have directions to the ranch, please let me know. Those that have asked I will get back to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 09:21 PM (kurEY)

301 A bad case of the clap, some said.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 29, 2025 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

Oh, puhlease. There was no clapping at either set.

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 09:23 PM (Dvcu+)

302 So have there been any more updates on the Mormon church shooting? Weird lack of chatter about that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (xcxpd)

My first thoughts about this is that the media *finally* had their MAGA guy. But there are a lot of things that pooch the narrative. Not the least of which is he targeted an LDS church. I dunno. It's been really weird how radio silent the media is with this.

Nevertheless: Fervent prayers for the families in that church. Lord Bless.

Posted by: Skeptical Guy What is Skeptical at September 29, 2025 09:23 PM (0aYVJ)

303 Ha. I'm in a pissing match on gunbroker for a parts kit. I think I'm going to fuck with this guy for the next two hours.

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:23 PM (jc0TO)

304 288
The comment I see most frequently from the gaslighters and idiots online is: No Way a 30-06 did that to Charlie Kirk.

These fake ballistics experts, who are just parroting what someone else said online, claim a 30-06 would do WAY, WAY more damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (E/NtD)

Just like the doofuses who were absolutely sure that only an expert marksman, a professional, could have pulled it off. The Internet, collectively, fills its diaper every day, and angrily insists it's a big boy if you mention this.

Posted by: seven liters of whale sperm at September 29, 2025 09:23 PM (BIIIL)

305 Ben Had, thank you for organizing stuff. We are looking forward to coming, even though tardy. Better a little than none at all.

Posted by: ScaryMary at September 29, 2025 09:24 PM (Hvd9a)

306
Candace, who is undeniably an evil woman with a vendetta, claims the assassin was NEVER on the UVU campus. She says the FBI is lying about "everything" and tyler robinson is innocent.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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This is revolting and even a bit frightening. I read that way back when, Bill Buckley expelled the John Birchers from the conservative revival he was leading and proceeded to build the conservative movement of the next so many decades.

The only times I saw Charlie Kirk end a debate in an uncivil way was when he was excoriating an outraged Christofascist or white supremacist who claimed to be conservative or MAGA and wanted Trump to conform. "GET OUT!" he would yell.

I believe Charlie was the guy to stop this crazy Tucker-Candace train, even if he talked to them from time to time. He would have kicked them out or straightened them out. I hope JD Vance in 2028 can let these nuts know their nutty ideas have no place in the conservative movement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:24 PM (n7CIX)

307
September 30 2025: 100k Fed employees working from home

October 1 2025: 100k Fed employees ____ing from home
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Hint: You can still keep the "w" and the "k."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:26 PM (n7CIX)

308 Blonde, hmmmmmmmmmmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:27 PM (8z6SV)

309 These fake ballistics experts, who are just parroting what someone else said online, claim a 30-06 would do WAY, WAY more damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM

I'd like to see the autopsy, or at least find out where the bullet ended up because I am one of those that would expect a 30-06 to do a lot more.

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:29 PM (jc0TO)

310 ScaryMary, I am just so glad that we get to meet you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (kurEY)

311 These fake ballistics experts, who are just parroting what someone else said online, claim a 30-06 would do WAY, WAY more damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:15 PM (E/NtD)

What... what exactly did they expect to happen? Him to be decapitated?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (zZu0s)

312 GWB, it's a very interesting story. But make sure your stomach isn't full.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:18 PM (8z6SV)

Huh. Not sure why they didn't just use a fuel-air munition on it........

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (Dvcu+)

313 Evening horde,

On the Michigan shooter and his hatred of the LDS.

Did the assassination of Charlie, in Utah, on an LDS college campus, maybe just push him over the edge?

A question worth asking.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (25kuG)

314 252 Anybody seen Miklos lately?
Posted by: Bulg

Miklos was on the Sockpuppet Wall of Shame list this week. Was around extensively on several ONTs.

Posted by: Prudence Dictates at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (oftw2)

315 Ha. Someone else has joined the poo-flinging on GB. I am going to watch these two fight for a bit.

Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (jc0TO)

316 GWB, or just tear the whole thing down with everything inside.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (8z6SV)

317 I'm in a pissing match on gunbroker for a parts kit. I think I'm going to fuck with this guy for the next two hours.
Posted by: toby928

It is the Way of The Moron.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2025 09:33 PM (cYBz/)

318 Miklos was on the Sockpuppet Wall of Shame list this week. Was around extensively on several ONTs.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates at September 29, 2025 09:30 PM (oftw2)

Miles, is this your version of 3rd personing?

Like it better than Zod or that Elric guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:34 PM (zZu0s)

319 Ben had,
Do you have blaster or SRA blasters contact info?
Just wanted her to know I'm pretty sure I can make her desert Eagle dream come true true.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 29, 2025 09:34 PM (VCgbV)

320 Huh, Miles was Miklos btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

321 I'd like to see the autopsy, or at least find out where the bullet ended up because I am one of those that would expect a 30-06 to do a lot more.
Posted by: toby928 at September 29, 2025 09:29 PM (jc0TO)

If it were military ball ammo, and hit soft tissue in the neck, would not just pass right through?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 09:35 PM (o46Y5)

322 lin-duh. I do and I will get it to you in the morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2025 09:36 PM (kurEY)

323 Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 29, 2025 09:37 PM (VCgbV)

324 off sock

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2025 09:37 PM (5rh/l)

325
That's another part of the conspiracy theories: There was no autopsy done!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 29, 2025 09:37 PM (FC6pV)

326 Gun broker auctions. Last week I sold a gun on there. I had a dealer sell it for me on consignment. At one point I had seller's remorse, since it wasn't moving and the bids were too low, so I bid on my own gun.

Fortunately, that seemed to encourage the other bidders and I wound up getting a decent price for it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2025 09:37 PM (wLsnt)

327 If it were military ball ammo, and hit soft tissue in the neck, would not just pass right through?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 09:35 PM (o46Y5)

I probably have no idea what I'm talking about, so I hesitate to say this, but...I swear it looked like the bullet deflected off his chest (was wearing body armor) and struck the side of his neck, hitting the artery. But I only watched it a few times before I couldn't anymore.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 09:39 PM (zYpTz)

328 >>> 327 If it were military ball ammo, and hit soft tissue in the neck, would not just pass right through?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2025 09:35 PM (o46Y5)

I probably have no idea what I'm talking about, so I hesitate to say this, but...I swear it looked like the bullet deflected off his chest (was wearing body armor) and struck the side of his neck, hitting the artery. But I only watched it a few times before I couldn't anymore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 29, 2025 09:39 PM (zYpTz)

I'm pretty sure that was the official report. I haven't heard if this has changed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2025 09:40 PM (ULPxl)

329 Next, Candy will be telling as that Charlie was born a woman and stole some dead guy's identity. No doubt orchestrated by Zionist bankers.

Posted by: Mossad Took My Burrito at September 29, 2025 09:40 PM (Djb4P)

330 I ran all the way here and I'm still puffin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:41 PM (JkO4W)

331
What's with LDS haters, by the way? I can understand disagreeing, but hating?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:44 PM (n7CIX)

332 Next, Candy will be telling as that Charlie was born a woman and stole some dead guy's identity. No doubt orchestrated by Zionist bankers.
Posted by: Mossad Took My Burrito at September 29, 2025 09:40 PM (Djb4P)

Hmmm. Have to work the Jews in somehow... It was a Jewish plot because they knew so.e elements would blame the Jews no matter what and the whole thing was a double blind effort by the Jews to divide MAGA! Why? Because Jews.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:44 PM (zZu0s)

333 Just like the doofuses who were absolutely sure that only an expert marksman, a professional, could have pulled it off. The Internet, collectively, fills its diaper every day, and angrily insists it's a big boy if you mention this.

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Internet expertise materializes like mushrooms after a summer rain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:45 PM (JkO4W)

334 What's with LDS haters, by the way? I can understand disagreeing, but hating?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:44 PM (n7CIX)

Maybe some bad experience? Maybe a Mormon banged his wife?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

335 >>> 329 Next, Candy will be telling as that Charlie was born a woman and stole some dead guy's identity. No doubt orchestrated by Zionist bankers.
Posted by: Mossad Took My Burrito at September 29, 2025 09:40 PM (Djb4P)

It was a really good burrito! Not that Shitpoltle crap!!!

Posted by: burrito-less in Seattle at September 29, 2025 09:45 PM (ULPxl)

336 Tomorrow the EV credit ends and 100k worthless govt employee slobs will be gone.

What a day to be alive.

🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 29, 2025 09:46 PM (wrRTB)

337 Internet expertise materializes like mushrooms after a summer rain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:45 PM (JkO4W)

I still love the evidently supernatural acumen the shooter in butler supposedly used to only intentionally graze Trumps ear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

338 Hmmm. Have to work the Jews in somehow... It was a Jewish plot because they knew so.e elements would blame the Jews no matter what and the whole thing was a double blind effort by the Jews to divide MAGA! Why? Because Jews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The libs are all over the Charlie Kirk assassination link to Israel.

I hate the left. Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (mT+6a)

339 Has Wolfus checking tonight? I saw he posted around breakfast time.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (OAsOu)

340 331
What's with LDS haters, by the way? I can understand disagreeing, but hating?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2025 09:44 PM (n7CIX)

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Hoss and Little Joe haven't forgotten the Mountain Meadows Massacre.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (JkO4W)

341 The libs are all over the Charlie Kirk assassination link to Israel.

I hate the left. Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (mT+6a)

Wait, what?

Why does the Left think Israel did it aside from (Jews?)

False flag to divert attention to the terrorist cells of the left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

342 Tomorrow the EV credit ends and 100k worthless govt employee slobs will be gone.

What a day to be alive.

🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


EV batteries need a Federal $10k disposal fee.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 29, 2025 09:48 PM (/lPRQ)

343 That Baltimore Aquarium had a lot of puffins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 29, 2025 09:49 PM (nzxBU)

344 Hoss and Little Joe haven't forgotten the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (JkO4W)

A Bonanza reference?

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

345 >>> 344 Hoss and Little Joe haven't forgotten the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2025 09:47 PM (JkO4W)

A Bonanza reference?

Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 29, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

Mongo straight.

Posted by: Mongo at September 29, 2025 09:51 PM (ULPxl)

346 NOOD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2025 09:55 PM (ULPxl)

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