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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - September 25, 2025 [Doof]
Hopefully The ONT Isn't This Level of Yawn-worthy Young Woman Yawns So Strongly That She Breaks Her Neck
A 36-year-old woman in the UK almost lost her life after yawning so forcefully one morning that she broke her neck and required emergency surgery. Hayley Black had just woken up one morning to heat her daughter Amelia a bottle of formula when she saw the baby yawning and instinctively followed her example. It was a casual thing, but the 36-year-old mother instantly felt an “electric shock sensation” shoot through her body, leaving her arm stuck in the air. Black immediately realized that something was wrong, so she asked her husband, Ian, to call an ambulance. When she arrived at the hospital in Milton Keynes, she was in excruciating pain, but doctors struggled to understand what was going on because their scans didn’t really show anything. It was only after taking scans of the woman’s neck that they realized the C6 and C7 bones in her neck had “shot forward into her spine”. *** Luckily for the English woman, doctors were able to perform emergency surgery and prevent any serious damage, like permanent paralysis due to low oxygen levels. However, the incident did leave her with permanent nerve damage and a tracheal scar from where doctors removed the discs in her neck. She spent six months in a wheelchair and had to re-learn how to walk. Haily has also developed fibromyalgia, a long-term condition that causes chronic pain.
This particular day will be tough to beat. Anton Lawrence has been playing golf for 40 years and never once had a hole in one. Then, he stepped onto the teebox for Hole No. 8 at Cobbossee Colony Golf Course near Augusta, Maine. Lawrence was playing in a charity golf tournament with his youngest son, his brother who was in town from Louisiana, and his good buddy Mark. His swing on No. 8 felt pretty solid. The ball soared into the September sky and was soon bouncing on a perfect line toward the hole. And then, it dropped in. Lawrence had his first-ever hole in one – but there were still 10 holes to play. Magic arrived again on Hole No. 2. Lawrence was playing the course out of order thanks to the tournament’s format. He teed off on No. 2 and once again, his swing and shot seemed perfectly in sync. The golf ball sailed forward on an optimal path to the hole. This time, it hit the pin and fell in. Lawrence, who had played for four decades without once feeling the thrill of a hole in one, now had experienced it twice in the same round.Not related but somehow related
This new Tim Walz ad goes hard.pic.twitter.com/blalJNdjPE
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) September 25, 2025
European History.
— Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 (@Soulful1865) September 25, 2025
When other cultures were using leaves near the river. This is what our Northern Cavernous populations were doing. pic.twitter.com/c7YimDw452
25 Sep 1980
John Bonham, drummer with Led Zeppelin, died aged 32 after a heavy drinking session. ‘Bonzo’ was found dead at guitarists Jimmy Page's house of what was described as asphyxiation, after inhaling his own vomit after excessive vodka consumption, (40 shots in 4 hours). During live sets his drum solo, ‘Moby Dick,’ would often last for half an hour and regularly featured his use of his bare hands. In 2007, Ludwig issued a limited edition drum kit in Bonham's memory.
Yes, it's true. Ruth Handler created Barbie in 1959, and her husband Elliot Handler created Hot Wheels in 1968. They co-founded Mattel and were married for over 60 years. Their kids likely had quite the toy-filled childhood!
— Grok (@grok) September 25, 2025
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 25, 2025 09:57 PM (wQPGd)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 25, 2025 09:58 PM (wQPGd)
Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at September 25, 2025 09:58 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 25, 2025 09:59 PM (YlWIZ)
Great photo up top with nice fall colors and plenty of mood.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 25, 2025 10:00 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 25, 2025 10:00 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 25, 2025 10:00 PM (w3u3d)
This particular day will be tough to beat.
Oh yeah? I've done that multiple times. But did he have sex with a supermodel that day? Huh? Did he?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:01 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2025 10:02 PM (vL0rw)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2025 10:02 PM (JFjh0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2025 10:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2025 10:03 PM (AdHga)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knoD7EV19H0
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:04 PM (i0F8b)
I remember for years, there were rumors that John Bonham died performing some bizarre occult ritual.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:04 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:05 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: TRex - yawning carefully at September 25, 2025 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:06 PM (/p+XQ)
@amuse 12m
WEAPONIZATION: The FBI has admitted that 275 plainclothes agents were present in the massive Jan. 6, 2021 crowds, more than four and a half years after questions first arose about the extent of FBI involvement that day.
h/t
@SteveBakerUSA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2025 10:06 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 25, 2025 10:06 PM (wQPGd)
And Hegseth is...firing a bunch of DEI military commanders?
This Trump guy...he's pretty amazing.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2025 10:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (i6ygy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Always thought that Fool in the Rain was an underrated song. Got a lot of airplay but Zep fans kind of looked down on it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2025 10:09 PM (8CfIy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (AOsQT)
Apparently, the entire In Through The Out Door album isn't considered HARRRD ROCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!1!!!!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:07 PM (snZF9)
Appreciated John Paul Jones and Bonham. The other 2? Meh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2025 10:11 PM (8CfIy)
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (AOsQT)
Flyweight, welterweight, heavyweight?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 10:11 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I have a bunch of Hot Wheels, too. No track either.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:12 PM (fveCG)
Amelia is going to have to carry this burden for the rest of her life. I hope she learned her lesson.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2025 10:12 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Well... barn actually. We have a lot like that in these parts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 10:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2025 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I have a bunch of Hot Wheels, too. No track either.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:12 PM (fveCG)
Same here. Wtf is up with all the missing tracks? Its like they all escaped and started their own planet somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:13 PM (snZF9)
Which probably wouldn’t have been that unusual, actually. I read a book about Zeppelin written by a roadie or somebody and they were all quite insane. The crazy stories you’ve heard are all true, and aren’t the half of it.
There must he something specific about drummers that is especially toxic? Both Keith Moon and Bonham were real troublemakers. Bonham enjoyed launching the hotel furniture & refrigerators off balconies and things like that. Real drunk SOBs
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 10:14 PM (sSmN4)
Posted by: Hate That Walz Fellow at September 25, 2025 10:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2025 10:14 PM (8CfIy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2025 10:15 PM (AdHga)
Prosecutors convinced the jury he 's a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Paco at September 25, 2025 10:15 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: thumbintheeye at September 25, 2025 10:16 PM (Lb4Vq)
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (AOsQT)
I hope you brought you own scale, as the ONT does not provide one.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2025 10:16 PM (JFjh0)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 10:14 PM (sSmN4)
He'd pass out then piss himself on airplanes. A true sloppy drunk.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 25, 2025 10:16 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2025 10:16 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Well... barn actually. We have a lot like that in these parts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 10:13 PM (XeU6L)
There are a few like that around here. Yeah, even in jersey. A lot of farms around here. Seems like the SOP is to build a barn, wait till it goes dilapidated over 100 years or so, build a new one, and leave the rotted piece of shit standing until the earth reclaims it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'd go looking for her, but I really should be back in school.
Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent. at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Oprahweight
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2025 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Does that overlap with sumoweight? Or is that only in certain years?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)
It is known that absolutely every general and flag officer is being withdrawn from the Pacific. In the United States and dozens of other countries, about 800 generals and admirals serve simultaneously.
In addition, even officials report: "People are very concerned and do not understand the significance of the event."
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Posted by: Beverly at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (Epeb0)
RONG@!!!!
I hereby declare this to be Comey's Comeuppance Friday.
Posted by: Miklos also declared the Drinking Lamp LIT hours ago at September 25, 2025 10:18 PM (EPmva)
@amuse 12m
WEAPONIZATION: The FBI has admitted that 275 plainclothes agents were present in the massive Jan. 6, 2021 crowds, more than four and a half years after questions first arose about the extent of FBI involvement that day.
h/t
@SteveBakerUSA
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Who do you think took down the fencing and removed the "stay off the grass" signs before the bulk of the people showed up?
Seriously.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:18 PM (/p+XQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knoD7EV19H0
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:04 PM (i0F8b)
Cute kid. Talented. Terrible technique. Needs to get an instructor to correct the problems and she’ll go far.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 25, 2025 10:18 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:19 PM (fveCG)
Now I fear for tomorrow’s Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah, the MiniTrue media barely mentioned it.
Posted by: Beverly at September 25, 2025 10:19 PM (Epeb0)
does the DOJ have the goods on this guy, or will it be a bust
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Yes. Very impressive.
Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at September 25, 2025 10:19 PM (uQesX)
And now I have to go listen to "Fool in the Rain". I want to hear if it is what I remember from middle school.
Posted by: Iris at September 25, 2025 10:20 PM (bOJ2I)
Should have been titled "HONEYTRAP".
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 10:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Just watching the football on mute and listening to some 70's soft rock this evening.
Howdy horde!
Back to lurking status.
Posted by: CA Token at September 25, 2025 10:21 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 10:21 PM (144I4)
BRAVO’S FINAL JUDGMENT” — In an earth-shattering move, Bravo has SLAPPED Eileen Davidson with a staggering $100,000 fine and issued a PERMANENT BAN from the network after her shocking public mockery of Charlie Kirk’s dea*h. What began as a single post has spiraled into one of the biggest scandals in Bravo history, igniting an unprecedented firestorm across reality TV.
Insiders reveal network executives were “furious beyond repair,” branding her actions as not only reckless but an irreversible stain on the Bravo brand. Cast members across franchises are reeling, alliances are fracturing, and whispers suggest this could reshape how Bravo handles star behavior moving forward.
“This is more than punishment,” one insider confirms. “It’s Bravo’s HARSHEST verdict yet — a message that no star, no matter how iconic, is untouchable.”
Fans are stunned, reality stars are terrified, and Hollywood is in shock: Eileen Davidson didn’t just lose a paycheck — she’s been erased from Bravo forever.
I need to find a favorite program to watch on Bravo ASAP!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (09exb)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (XeU6L)
Not on my watch. Good tune, but I've heard it enough for six or seven lifetimes.
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:24 PM (fveCG)
I remember for years, there were rumors that John Bonham died performing some bizarre occult ritual.
_______________________________
He was trying to wipe his ass with a piece of Roman ceramic to 'be one with the history' … unh-huh …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2025 10:24 PM (ayRl+)
We have a launch soon.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-11
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 25, 2025 (PDT)
Launch Time: 9:17 p.m. PDT (September 26 0417 UTC, 06:17 CEST)
https://youtu.be/BGTNTKNl9ac
Posted by: Joyenz at September 25, 2025 10:25 PM (2F0/Y)
Sorry. Which history lesson? Aetius & me were throwing a few lessons in the thread below, but nothing really offensive, unless you're a smallpox virus, which you probably aren't
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 10:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: MAGA Squirrel at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (99s3Y)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (144I4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
They needed to beat the statute of limitations, so they moved on what they had. BUT, I can't help wondering why the FBI and the DOJ went so quiet on those burn bags they found. The fact that Patel made a point to state that he, personally, found them suggests a whistleblower telling him exactly where to look. Then a black out on news related to that find.
Yeah, I'm an optimist, but I think Comey better strap in. This is just the opening salvo.
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (dIske)
Somehow we never broke any bones. Kids were tougher back then.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (Lo97M)
You know what a shit rope is?
Posted by: Jim Lahey at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (CzfKa)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (09exb)
Ah, so thats the angle. There sure seems to be a lot of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 10:25 PM (gKWVE)
Tell us you don't look at the content without saying you don't look at the content
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
Literally, who?
Posted by: MAGA Squirrel at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (99s3Y)
Bravo
Literally, what?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (144I4)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:28 PM (CbzHy)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (JFjh0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I have a bunch of Hot Wheels, too. No track either.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:12 PM (fveCG)
Same here. Wtf is up with all the missing tracks? Its like they all escaped and started their own planet somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I think it all went to the local dollar store, here, in 2022. They had boxes full-- plus all the fancy connectors for loops & jumps & other stuff. I bought a bunch for my nephew!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper
This is why I’m thankful to be in the TP generation.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: MAGA Squirrel at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (99s3Y)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (CbzHy)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 10:30 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (/p+XQ)
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Each of the housewives of Miami is batsh*t crazy in their own awesome way. Highly recommend.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2025 10:30 PM (7nrYO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2025 10:30 PM (rvwwT)
Had that twice today.
Vacation rocks...
Posted by: MAGA Squirrel
They are proud of them. But they are damn good.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:31 PM (CbzHy)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 10:31 PM (144I4)
Posted by: tankdemon
Human excrement is too good for him. Drag the ropes through pig shit.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:32 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: tankdemon
Pig intestines.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (CbzHy)
Did you see the Cornbread Mafioso video shared above?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2025 10:32 PM (JFjh0)
Somehow we never broke any bones. Kids were tougher back then.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 25, 2025 10:27 PM (Lo97M)
_____________________________
(ACHOO) Oh, MY NECK!!!!
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025 10:32 PM (dIske)
i'm retarded.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 10:32 PM (gKWVE)
does the DOJ have the goods on this guy, or will it be a bust
By all accounts, yes.
I heard MSNBC is melting down so hard about Comey that it might irradiate people near their studio. Should be some really funny clips tomorrow.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2025 10:32 PM (UmGiD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:33 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tankdemon
No. I'll have to go look.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:33 PM (CbzHy)
Posted by: tankdemon
No. I'll have to go look.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:33 PM (CbzHy)
You really don't *have* to.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2025 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
During that shortage Mrs B, the "princess of procurement", found a place that supplies those huge toilet paper roles to rest areas, or commercial buildings, etc. She ordered a case of them. We never used them, so now I'm storing what looks like a huge box of Fred Flintstone wheels.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (77rzZ)
Not even if the content is Boobs?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
It's got to be fake right? it's so gross. Why would anyone think wiping with a dirty rope would do anything useful? and ceramic? Suddenly Scott TP isn't so bad anymore.
Posted by: Iris at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (kurEY)
WEAPONIZATION: The FBI has admitted that 275 plainclothes agents were present in the massive Jan. 6, 2021 crowds, more than four and a half years after questions first arose about the extent of FBI involvement that day.
h/t
@SteveBakerUSA
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Of course, none of them instigated anything or did any damage themselves. They were all there just in case things got out of hand.
Posted by: mikeski also has a bridge for sale at September 25, 2025 10:35 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Bulg
I suggested wild hogs last night. But tonight’s theme is rope butt swipers.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:35 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 10:36 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:33 PM (77rzZ)
_____________________________
You guys are barbaric. The dude is confined to a wheel chair. He can't move.....
....so, Fire Ants.
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025 10:36 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I dunno-- they didn't have corn cobs yet?
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
The Romans weren't great at potty cleanliness but at least they stuck the sponge in vinegar. Which would kill a lot of the parasites and germs.
The rope... no. Just, no.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025
The sponge thing isn’t. I learned this while visiting ancient toilet ruins. They have everything in Italy.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:37 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:29 PM (77rzZ)
And yet I read your comments
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:37 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (snZF9)
Violin-makers used to raid old barns for seasoned wood. Old, tough, fine-grained, no knots.
Wonder if they still do that.
Posted by: Piercello at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (G6MQh)
Because.
Trust me on this. The sun will rise.
Posted by: man at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: rickb223
"Velvet Taco?" That can't be the name of a restaurant.
It's really a gentleman's club, right?
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (nhCoE)
does the DOJ have the goods on this guy, or will it be a bust
Posted by: Don Black
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1 - Every video platform in the galaxy has the goods on him.
2 - It will be a bust.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 10:39 PM (n7CIX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knoD7EV19H0
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Notice he's working the cymbals and you don't or sometimes barely hear them. Not like that in live presentation. It's annoying
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 10:39 PM (/P8AX)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:35 PM
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Last night's theme was love (common thread through all the music) and the comments focused on execution methods. If rope butt swipers is the theme we're going with tonight, I'm ducking and covering for the rest of the ONT.
Posted by: TRex - gangster of love at September 25, 2025 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:39 PM (CbzHy)
WEAPONIZATION: The FBI has admitted that 275 plainclothes agents were present in the massive Jan. 6, 2021 crowds, more than four and a half years after questions first arose about the extent of FBI involvement that day.
____________________________
Whoa...whoa...hold up a second. I would swear that when Wray was testifying to congress he specifically stated that there were no FBI agents on scene. Congressman Clay Higgins asked him that question specifically. Then when Wray answered saying none, Higgins showed a photograph of the buses used to bring the Feds into the scene.
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (dIske)
It's really a gentleman's club, right?
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (nhCoE)
Or an item for lonely guys
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (UmGiD)
Posted by: Joemarine at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lefty Lou at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (oftw2)
It's really a gentleman's club, right?
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (nhCoE)
Or an item for lonely guys
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
"You've never had a taco like this"
https://www.velvettaco.com/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Piper
It's got to be fake right? it's so gross. Why would anyone think wiping with a dirty rope would do anything useful?
Posted by: Iris
There was a later attempt to make it sanitary.
Later patented as "soap on a rope."
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 10:41 PM (nhCoE)
It's really a gentleman's club, right?
Posted by: mikeski
velvettaco.com
Chain fast food restaurant. Kinda upscale.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:41 PM (CbzHy)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:40 PM (i0F8b)
Ewwwww! (but clever)
Posted by: Iris at September 25, 2025 10:41 PM (bOJ2I)
I need to find a favorite program to watch on Bravo ASAP!
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I need to subscribe to whatever show she was on and then unsubscribe!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 10:42 PM (n7CIX)
The funny part was people stashing bog roll in their garages. In SE Texas. At insane humidity and 100F temps.
Hint - the paper doesn't last long...
Posted by: man at September 25, 2025 10:42 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Orson
Indict him.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:42 PM (CbzHy)
Prosecutors convinced the jury he 's a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Paco
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lol, then they realized it was an actual criminal and they tried to take it back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 10:42 PM (n7CIX)
I admit I had no idea those 'celebrities' ever even existed. It's just that by now, I'm happy to hear about anybody getting real consequences for being hateful to conservatives.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: rickb223
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Luxury!
No, nevermind... Our outhouse had real TP. And a container of lime with a little scoop in it.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25
Mainly because you need oxygen to live and the world would be a much darker place without you. So please, keep breathing. Thank you in advance.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)
They needed to beat the statute of limitations, so ...
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we need a binder full of indictments to beat the clock.
They can work out the incidentals later or as they go along.
Just lawfare them forever. Does Trump need to go down there
with a cattle prod?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (/P8AX)
Posted by: TRex - gangster of love
I mentioned the theme only as it relates to Hasan’s demise—using the rope butt swipers to form a n**se.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:37 PM (Wmg4n)
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Hmmm...of all the wonderful art, restaurants, historical treasures, and eclectic shops available in Italy, you chose the ancient toilet ruins? What's in the gift shop at that place?
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (dIske)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (CbzHy)
Shoes: off
Cordless hole puncher: off
Pants: off
Thought I had my Traveling Bourbon packed in my overnight bag. I was wrong. Don't feel like getting dressed to go out to the truck to dig out my Driving Whiskey.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (3R8jA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (/P8AX)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (YwEeS)
Partly due to inflation, and cheapening. Lots of things don’t take up much room. A couple cases of toilet paper. Garbage bags. Cleaning supplies.
Anyway when the lockdowns hit I didn’t need to buy anything. I was already “social distancing” because many people are fucking assholes. My neighbor was wearing a dust mask in his car driving alone. Fucking loons.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (TYYnH)
(*especially if it's from Subway)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Wonder if they still do that.
Posted by: Piercello at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (G6MQh)
Hmm, no clue. Violins are usually maple and spruce, so not sure what wood they would find. I do believe in europe they used spruce in some of the heavy beams. Herman Hauser, the guy who built Segovia's 1937 Hauser guitar was walking along a road and came across a dude hacking out beams for a building, a barn if I remember right. It was supposedly a beautiful grade of spruce which is used for guitar tops. He called the dude a criminal, paid him for all the wood and his time and took it all. From what I understand, his grandson Herman Hauser III is still building guitars from that stash.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Thought I had my Traveling Bourbon packed in my overnight bag. I was wrong. Don't feel like getting dressed to go out to the truck to dig out my Driving Whiskey.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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DoorDash, if you're desperate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 10:45 PM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Goin' All The Way at September 25, 2025 10:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:45 PM (/p+XQ)
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She did it to protest the civilized reception Trump got in the Britain Formerly Known As Great
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 25, 2025 10:45 PM (L/fGl)
Rod Stewart walked into his shop one day. They talked for over an hour about cameras and lenses. My uncle had no idea who Rod Stewart was. Said he was really engaging and knowledgeable and fun to talk with.
Rod came back the next day and bought 10k worth of equipment from my uncle to feed his hobby.
Nice guy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2025 10:46 PM (KP0f0)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 25, 2025 10:47 PM (SRRAx)
Although he simply mailed it back, he didn't destroy it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 10:47 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:47 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2025 10:48 PM (u6/wt)
Posted by: davidt
Gives one a clue how valuable textiles and soft leather was.
In the Great TP shortage I just picked up a bunch cheap Wal-Mart brand dishclothes... Might have been cheaper to.
Never had to use as wipe and still using them in the shop.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)
No, nevermind... Our outhouse had real TP. And a container of lime with a little scoop in it.
Posted by: JQ
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Ours too, at the weekend place. Mom didn't like it at all.
Asked her what she did when she was a kid - they didn't have plumbing until the war- She said she'd go out into the woods.
Tree hugger/
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 10:50 PM (/P8AX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 25, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
Seems important. I wonder if anyone has told Kash or Bondi?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (viF8m)
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Not only *that* but also: the inner cardboard tubes are larger diameter! You get the illusion of a "full roll" but there's less paper, without cutting any more off the edges.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2025 10:47 PM (i0F8b)
His setup is frigging epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Hmmm...of all the wonderful art, restaurants, historical treasures, and eclectic shops available in Italy, you chose the ancient toilet ruins? What's in the gift shop at that place?
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2025
I didn’t only go to toilet ruins! I love Italy. I actually like Rome, but I am in the minority so it’s usually Tuscany and more Tuscany. Which is NOT a complaint! I guess when you lived there, Rome just isn’t as exciting.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (Wmg4n)
The communal rope thing is not real at all. Now, sailors did use a rope of sorts, the frayed end of a used rope sometimes, which they let hang down in the water to be cleaned.
I didn't know this, but "head" comes from that. You'd go to the front, or head of the ship, and do your business through some open slots or holes in the planks or something, said business falling into the water below.
The Romans did use the sponge on the stick, but nobody every wiped their ass by dragging a rope like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 25, 2025 10:34 PM (89Sog)
How is he supposed to know the content is boobs if he doesn't look?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (q2LBT)
Posted by: Iris at September
I think that was my first Most Favorite Song. Such that I collected my pennies and bought the album.
Posted by: There are reasons involving music that explain why Miklos likes convertibles at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (4eutJ)
https://is.gd/uZCk7B
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 25, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl)
Of course she is. They gotta counter beauty with hideous.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 25, 2025 10:53 PM (L/fGl)
During one of the day threads, someone was speculating about whether you are an imposter. They think maybe you have the real qdpsteve in a well, moisturizing him daily to make a qdpsteve suit.
Posted by: Capital K Crazy at September 25, 2025 10:54 PM (o+cID)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The things one learns here.
Posted by: Miklos will just pee and poop over behind that tree, as nature intended at September 25, 2025 10:54 PM (EPmva)
Shoes: off
Cordless hole puncher: off
Pants: off
Thought I had my Traveling Bourbon packed in my overnight bag. I was wrong. Don't feel like getting dressed to go out to the truck to dig out my Driving Whiskey.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2025 10:44 PM (3R8jA)
Dressed?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 10:54 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Reforger at September 25, 2025 10:55 PM (QZM6U)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:56 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
I don't know, it's hard to hide behind the drapes when you wear size 15 shoes.
Posted by: Toe The Line at September 25, 2025 10:56 PM (oftw2)
Thank Obama, Biden and Bush for making that happen .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 25, 2025 10:56 PM (wrRTB)
How in hell did this idiot graduate from the same university I did?
I asked him why he wants to take my guns and why he thinks I should live in fear of rape and/or murder. I asked him if he actually ever listened to Charlie or if he just believed the crap the left says about him. So far no answer. I don't really expect one.
But it felt good to finally flatten that fool.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 25, 2025 10:57 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (rdVOm)
No T.P. so we used Sears catalogue.
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 25, 2025 10:57 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Carol Burnett wore it better
https://tinyurl.com/4j83ar7b
Posted by: Miklos at Tara, Old Times there are not forgotten at September 25, 2025 10:58 PM (EPmva)
Seems important. I wonder if anyone has told Kash or Bondi?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (viF8m)
If it is true, it is mind blowing they hid that fact for 5 years.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 25, 2025 10:58 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (Wmg4n)
The food in Rome was great, the wine is Tuscany was great. I drank a whole bottle of Brunello by myself there. Not sure If I would live in Rome though. They park like nothing I ever saw.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 10:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Bulg Peoples at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Wizard behind the curtain, pulling strings....
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (kurEY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2025 11:01 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2025 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
>>>I didn't know this, but "head" comes from that. You'd go to the front, or head of the ship, and do your business through some open slots or holes in the planks or something, said business falling into the water below.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2025 10:51 PM (w6EFb)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So I've been lied to this whole time about the poopdeck?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 11:02 PM (144I4)
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Not only *that* but also: the inner cardboard tubes are larger diameter! You get the illusion of a "full roll" but there's less paper, without cutting any more off the edges.
Posted by: JQ
*examines sample of condoms*
Posted by: the Expanding Asian Market at September 25, 2025 11:02 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 10:43 PM (rdVOm)
Shit woman, move where the plumbing is. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2025 11:03 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Iris at September
I think that was my first Most Favorite Song. Such that I collected my pennies and bought the album.
Posted by: There are reasons involving music that explain why Miklos likes convertibles at September 25, 2025 10:52 PM (EPmva)
Aww! nice. I did remember that song and I can clearly picture hearing it in my childhood home in the family room. Which is very unusual for me.
Posted by: Iris at September 25, 2025 11:03 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: CA Token at September 25, 2025 11:04 PM (2+yws)
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Back when I was a student in the fairly small town of Chambery, France8my roommate and I were not keeping too close an eye on the calendar. (My roommate had an excuse; he was Jewish.) So Easter came, we were without benefit of toilet paper, and all the shops were closed. We went to Arab restaurant and liberated enough toilet paper to last until Monday. So don't say Islam never did nothing for me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, [0] Day(s) Since Leftist Terror Attack! at September 25, 2025 11:04 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 11:05 PM (gKWVE)
If I'm not the real qdpsteve, how did I get addicted to Mtn Dew Baja Blast??!!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:00 PM (/p+XQ)
You don't gotta convince me, man. I know that anyone who needs a qdpsteve suit just goes to men's warehouse.
Posted by: Capital K Crazy at September 25, 2025 11:05 PM (o+cID)
John Solomon is reporting it true and he's very well connected with Kash.
We talk everyday about the uniparty but I sometimes don't think people understand what that means. For decades they have been filling bureaucrat jobs across government in every department at every level with people who won't go after anyone who perpetuates the uniparty government. Party didn't really matter.
We are still fighting a guerrilla war and it's hand to hand combat against people who hate us being fought by a relatively small group. It is way worse than people think but at least we are finally in a position to fight back and we have Donald. And he was built for this.
I think the party is just getting started.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2025 11:05 PM (viF8m)
We laughed at the time, but then he was mighty appreciative when the shortage began.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Il Miklosio at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (4eutJ)
Well, you could probably beat the Rockies
Posted by: gKWVE
Prolly not. My hand eye coordination is non existent.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (5mQt6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:06 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Cicero
But Dr. Ruth was a certified Sexologist and Israeli sniper.
Posted by: Miklos with more Fun Facts at September 25, 2025 11:07 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:07 PM (/p+XQ)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:08 PM (kurEY)
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Would be fascinating to really examine Soros, Sr's empire & how deeply it's woven into our national politics.
In June 2023, Sr., then 92, handed the reins of his $25 billion philanthropic and financial empire to his 37-year-old son, Alex, who then became the chairman of the Open Society Foundations (OSF), the nonprofit founded by his father.
Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, a former top aide to Hillary Clinton, were married in the Hamptons on June 14, 2025.
Hillary, always a VIP, was in on the event planning. Anna W., Kamala, Nancy...so many attendees!
What's a Cabal??
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 25, 2025 11:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2025 11:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 11:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 11:10 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: JQ
Since that Unfortunate Time, there has been enough TP at Casa de Miklos to last until...Social Security runs out of money.
Maybe longer.
Posted by: Prepared former Boy Scout Miklos at September 25, 2025 11:11 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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OH! Poor dear! I do hope you have an electric blanket, and can survive the night!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 11:12 PM (/P8AX)
(In all seriousness however, I also expect federal judges to order that the Feds have to keep paying benefits no matter what.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:13 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Nah, there's rules about how a bat is constructed. No way a bench meets them.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2025 11:13 PM (nhCoE)
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LOL. Takes an emergency to get the guys' priorities right...
My household TP inventory was *never* endangered.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:14 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: MAC V SOG
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Oh we used to dream of having a used Sears catalog-
would've been a palace to us
The best we could manage was a rolled up newspaper we nicked off an old rubbish tip
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2025 11:15 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Capital K Crazy at September 25, 2025 11:15 PM (o+cID)
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OH! Poor dear! I do hope you have an electric blanket, and can survive the night!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
I am prepared: my windows are closed, and the cat is inside.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 11:15 PM (ULPxl)
I like how Nidal Hasan is in the news, again, because it makes Chunk Yogurt's vile nephew look bad (on account his name is "hasan" and more people will associate him with terrorism).
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:16 PM (uXw2W)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2025 11:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: mikeski
Denver bats with green dildos.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2025 11:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Not sure what Assisted Living places in Hawaii cost.
But the judges there wave their hands in the air like they just don't care
Posted by: Miklos has always minimized all payments to government, and expects the same in return at September 25, 2025 11:17 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2025 11:17 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:18 PM (kurEY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'd go looking for her, but I really should be back in school.
Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent. at September 25, 2025 10:17 PM (oftw2)
Every morning at 0700 my freshman roommate's clock radio would scream that song. I grew to hate it. I am not a morning person.
Thanks for the ONT. "House of the Rising Sun" was still a big slow dance song in HS.
I LOVED the MN ad! Good night ye Morons and 'ettes!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (y7zkd)
A man of high hopes.
https://tinyurl.com/3ahfs6kx
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (/P8AX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 11:15 PM (ULPxl)
Does Bluebell the Hen have a shawl or something?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Awesome!
It's been in the 50s overnight here... Cat is an outdoor dude, but will finally be humbly begging to spend nights indoors when the rains come & temps drop into the 30s.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:20 PM (rdVOm)
Here's what he won't tell you:
Whitehouse's votes have funneled millions to an environmental NGO that has paid $2,686,800 to his wife directly or to her firm.
this is how Democrats get rich
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 11:20 PM (/P8AX)
My household TP inventory was *never* endangered.
Posted by: JQ
I also bought a generator *after* the last week-long power outage (Helene).
Posted by: Miklos lives and occasionally learns at September 25, 2025 11:21 PM (EPmva)
From what I gleened growing up was that "Neopolitans" think they're better than everyone else, especially the Sicilians.
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:21 PM (uXw2W)
==
Does Bluebell the Hen have a shawl or something?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2025 11:19 PM (144I4)
Bluebell the Hen has her feathers, which do a pretty good job at keeping her warm. Chickens tend to do better in cold than heat although like most critters they need a place that is dry and out of the wind.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 11:22 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2025 11:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:23 PM (uXw2W)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2025 11:23 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: haffhowershower
Bluebell the Hen is Halal, and always wears the requisite head covering and poultry burkha.
Posted by: Imam al-Miklos at September 25, 2025 11:23 PM (EPmva)
Imagine being this retarded. Lol.
“We’ve got to cut down on farming due to Climate Change or people are going to starve…” -John Kerry
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 11:24 PM (/P8AX)
A man of high hopes.
https://tinyurl.com/3ahfs6kx
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Slow season so far.
Weathermen getting hot and bothered itching for some hurricane action.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 11:24 PM (/lPRQ)
You don't say.
Prediction. There were a lot more than 275 government agents at the Capitol on J6.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2025 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2025 11:24 PM (ULPxl)
Speaking of....toilets...
Would it be assuming too much to think every family has their own toilet destroyer? The member of the family that is always causing plumbing catastrophes but always denies it or pretends it never happened.
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:25 PM (uXw2W)
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2025 11:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:26 PM (kurEY)
Posted by: Miklos
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No generator here..
Not enough cash.
I did buy a couple cases of RV antifreeze, however.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:26 PM (rdVOm)
Normally you could see letters, sometimes entire words.
The best was when names of government officials were visible.
Posted by: So recalls Miklos at September 25, 2025 11:27 PM (EPmva)
Farming is bad, now?
Farming is, literally, the biggest and best "recycling" operation a human can create.
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:27 PM (uXw2W)
My last power bill was $61.00. For two months.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2025 11:28 PM (0IMoU)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
Posted by: Miklos may have been less than candid on occasion at September 25, 2025 11:28 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at
It's the wimmin.
Always test flush if there is even the remotest chance one was in there before you.
Which means always test flush.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at September 25, 2025 11:28 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer
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LOL! Yes! My cousin, P.
Every time he would visit-- clogged toilet. Since the 1960s. "I didn't do it!!!!" (yes. yes, he did!)
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:29 PM (rdVOm)
I LOVED the MN ad!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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This one is actually a Coinbase ad, but the content sort of took over the message. Turn on closed captions to get over the Bri-'-ish accents.
https://tinyurl.com/2ummj3cz
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2025 11:29 PM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:29 PM (RL+Tl)
I have a sister who could magically make three-quarters of a roll of TP disappear every single time she used the bathroom.
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:30 PM (uXw2W)
There's something so demeaning about stealing a roll of toilet paper from work.
Fortunately I was retired so I was never tempted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2025 11:30 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2025 11:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
3 squares required, maximum. One up, one down, one for polish.
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:23 PM (uXw2W)
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That's a 300% improvement over what Sheryl Crow advocates.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 25, 2025 11:32 PM (qTM0v)
Just some of the things you will find.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2025 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Common Tater
Use postage stamps.
With the Guarantee of the US Government, they are Forever Stamps.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at September 25, 2025 11:34 PM (EPmva)
My grandma always had some...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:34 PM (/p+XQ)
>>This Trump guy...he's pretty amazing.
Trump has learned the hard lessons of his first term and is operating by the new maxim:
When you have power, use that power, for you will not always have power.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2025 11:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Common Tater
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It was a promo gimmick, of course. I'm not fond of Charmin, but their "forever roll" was such a joke-worthy thing I knew big bro would ROFL, and he did.
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:35 PM (rdVOm)
- Going to do #2 in a conservative area? The dispenser will provide strips of the local lefty newspaper,.
- Doing same in a lib area? Dispenser will have strips of the local conservative paper.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:35 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Shoulda gone to Band Camp instead
Posted by: that chick who played clarinet and flute at September 25, 2025 11:35 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Mr Whipple, who had a major TP fetish at September 25, 2025 11:36 PM (/p+XQ)
My grandma always had some...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Oh, yes. Got to match the rest of the room, dontchaknow!
And colored Kleenex!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:38 PM (/p+XQ)
Yeah .. no
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:38 PM (SyFgU)
Posted by: CA Token at September 25, 2025 11:38 PM (2+yws)
"Peach" in Magyar is "Barack"
Posted by: Miklos likes languages and the jokes they play at September 25, 2025 11:39 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: CA Token
They leave in the splinters, and pass the savings on to you!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:39 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer
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I have a friend who had a wife and two daughters. He bought TP by the case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:40 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Tales of Miklosian Youth at September 25, 2025 11:40 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:42 PM (/p+XQ)
Generally TP is not considered to be something that needs to be low acid like archive grade typing paper.
In the same vein, since a number of my batches of dried fruit were getting moldy while in the dryer, I have been trying out "sulfuring" to avoid that problem while drying.
I have been burning a smidgen of sulfur powder with salt peter in the dryer with the fruit. Ut releases SO2, which combines with the moisture in the fruit. It was a traditional way to keep the fruit from turning brown while drying, but it does a nice job on keeping the mold out too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2025 11:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2025 11:42 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:43 PM (XeU6L)
I would love to swap out the usual foo-foo stuff usually employed for females of the soecies with a roll of genuine US government issue Lighthouse For The Blind TP. Just to hear the wails and caterwauling. From a distance.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:43 PM (0DQ9k)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:43 PM (kurEY)
Posted by: Statistical Soothsayer at September 25, 2025 11:44 PM (uXw2W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:44 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
*wins the "free pizza if you can eat it in 15 minutes" competition*
Posted by: Miklos will hold the bucket, if needed at September 25, 2025 11:45 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 11:45 PM (+kZdQ)
"Peach" in Magyar is "Barack"
Posted by: Miklo
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I see that bamboo toilet paper is a thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 11:46 PM (+kZdQ)
And then somewhere along the way, it all went away. No idea why.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:46 PM (0DQ9k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:47 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:47 PM (kurEY)
Posted by: Ben Had
Raise rabbits. It doesn't stick to their fur.
Posted by: Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 11:48 PM (+kZdQ)
3M was founded because of a fraud.
The befraudeds had to get smart, because all their money was in a worthless mining concession. No valuable minerals, just sand.
So they invented...sandpaper
Posted by: Miklos believes this apropos at September 25, 2025 11:48 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2025 11:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2025 11:48 PM (Q1uY4)
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Years ago, as I was entering the Ladies Room at work-- the plumber (a friend) was just leaving & grumbled at me that he had to clear a clog, because somebody had flushed paper towels.
So I said "Have you ever used the TP they put in here?! The paper towels are softer! Can you blame her?"
Got him to smile, anyway...
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2025 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Common Tater
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I recall packets of TP in C ration packs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:49 PM (/p+XQ)
The befraudeds had to get smart, because all their money was in a worthless mining concession. No valuable minerals, just sand.
So they invented...sandpaper
Posted by: Miklos believes this apropos at September 25, 2025 11:48 PM (EPmva)
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It's obvious that the government wasn't running it.
Posted by: Milton Friedman at September 25, 2025 11:50 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223
Try catching one when you need one. Them little fukkers are fast.
Posted by: the Bears at September 25, 2025 11:50 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:46 PM (0DQ9k)
about 2012. And Inflation.
The first thing that goes in inflation is the "customer experience" elements. Scent, color, embossing, and eventually texture.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2025 11:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223
Try catching one when you need one. Them little fukkers are fast.
Posted by: the Bears
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2025 11:51 PM (+kZdQ)
Posted by: Miklos may have seen such at September 25, 2025 11:52 PM (EPmva)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
"Beer." "Beans." "Brassiere."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:53 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 25, 2025 11:53 PM (Q1uY4)
“John Wayne paper” was the C-Rat or MRE tp. Because it was “Rough and Tough - and doesn’t take shit off nobody”
Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2025 11:53 PM (+J6xK)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow
Ah shaddap and sing ya floozy!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2025 11:54 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Miklos is reminded of things he may have forgotten at September 25, 2025 11:55 PM (EPmva)
This comes after 911 fiber cables were cut in Mississippi and Louisiana today, and fiber cables at the Dallas Airport were also disrupted on Friday, which caused delays and cancellations for thousands of flights.
Are bad foreign actors from China, Qatar, Russia, Iran or Islamic terrorists from Al Qaeda trying to do a dry run on sabotaging our electrical grid and emergency response lines so they can perfect a large scale, multi city terrorist attack? Just a few days ago, @NCTCKent announced that Al Qaeda is present in the US and they are planning to attack US citizens.
Something is very wrong.
This is clearly pre-planning for something much larger. There’s no way these are just 3 random incidents in one day. Blackouts and sabotage of emergency service lines...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2025 11:55 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:56 PM (kurEY)
"Beer." "Beans." "Brassiere."
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Generic
Very short clip from 'Repo Man':
https://clip.cafe/repo-man-1984/put-on-a-plate/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
And if Alex J is right, there are more incidents on the way...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2025 11:57 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Capital K Crazy
You don't have any women in your house, do you?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2025 11:58 PM (cYBz/)
Too late. The feeble minded had already cleaned it out, and my only option was the 1000 foot industrial rolls; about 20 bucks a case. I shrugged and picked up a box.
We never did run out of regular toilet paper, and I still have 6000 feet of the industrial stuff. It's like newsprint.
Posted by: Rhubarb at September 25, 2025 11:58 PM (kc0fx)
Posted by: Rhubarb at September 25, 2025 11:58 PM (kc0fx)
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Maybe you should start a commie propaganda rag.
Posted by: V.I. Lenin at September 25, 2025 11:59 PM (Q1uY4)
The frankfurters were nicknamed “Four Fingers of Death”, the “Corned Beef Gash” and “Potatoes Are Rotten” etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2025 12:00 AM (+J6xK)
https://clip.cafe/repo-man-1984/put-on-a-plate/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
I just watched Repo Man (again) two nights ago,
Thought about doing some crimes
Bought sushi....paid
I am not good at this anymore
Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense (in best Harry Dean Stanton voice) at September 26, 2025 12:00 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:01 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2025 11:47 PM (6hrvY)
I was driving from the chicago area to a friend's house in ohio. I can hold in a pee pretty damn long, but somewhere in ohio I had to pee pretty bad. I was on a section of rt70 that was like no man's land. I really had to pee, and I thought about just pulling over, but with my like highway patrol would show up. All of a sudden I see a rest stop sign. Thank god. I pull in, nobody around, I run to the door of the bathroom, and my body was already to go. I get to the door, its open, lights on, and there is police tape across it with a sign that said its closed for cleaning. I said oh yeah? I stood in the doorway and peed into the building.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2025 12:02 AM (snZF9)
A good thing.
But no squares
Posted by: Miklos
Hero Rations is a veteran-owned business that specializes in producing museum-quality, refillable reproductions of World War II rations, including K, C, and D rations.
https://hero-rations.com/
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2025 12:02 AM (+kZdQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2025 12:03 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:03 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: V.I. Lenin
FUN FACT
Soviet Life, the large format glossy propaganda magazine about the glories of the Workers' Paradise USSR, copied from the US Life magazine-
Was printed in Hungary on paper from Finland
Posted by: Miklos sold the remaining paper at September 26, 2025 12:04 AM (EPmva)
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Heh. Right down to the smokes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2025 12:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:56 PM (kurEY)
Sage isn't all that effective. A smudge stick is better at cleansing negative environs.
And corn pollen works on vicious entities from Skin Walkers to Black Eyed Kids.
And if I remember correctly, bullets blessed in white ash wil take down pretty much any Para Critter except a Demon.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2025 12:05 AM (TGPs7)
"Beer." "Beans." "Brassiere."
Posted by: qdpsteve
±++++
Generics.
Theme in Report Man... Let's get some drink... Reached into quickiemart cooler and gets a sixpack of white cans labeled "Drink".
Brother and friend stole some "Beer" from store they worked at. Even they would not drink it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Miklos learns Life Skills at September 26, 2025 12:07 AM (EPmva)
This is clearly pre-planning for something much larger. There’s no way these are just 3 random incidents in one day. Blackouts and sabotage of emergency service lines...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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I wonder if this is relevant to Hegseth's big meeting with the generals. Rumor has it he will declare domestic terrorism the number one defense concern -- after China.
The enemies who crossed our border during Biden's presidency are doubtless hard at work right now, among us, under our noses.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 26, 2025 12:08 AM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Capital K Crazy
During the Covid bullshit, I was taking care of Mom and I managed to get a nice stockpile. And afterwards, whenever they were on sale, I'd get 2 or 3. The packages have 30 rolls. When I was cleaning and organizing the basement, I found I was down to my last dozen packages or so.
I was happy to have stockpiled 80 cases of water because we had a few boil water advisories. I'm down to about 38 cases.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at September 26, 2025 12:08 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rhubarb at September 26, 2025 12:09 AM (kc0fx)
Always keep a couple in your ammo pouch. And a spoon in your breast pocket where the pen/pencil hole is.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2025 12:10 AM (eStot)
White box, labelled "BEER" on the sides. Brown bottles, while label with "BEER" in big letters.
Lucky Lager! The caps all had those pictograms on the underside! Cool game for us pinheads! We saved them for our parties.
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 12:11 AM (rdVOm)
The frankfurters were nicknamed “Four Fingers of Death”, the “Corned Beef Gash” and “Potatoes Are Rotten” etc.
Posted by: Common Tater
Chicken and Rice (second gen menu set) was a good one. I'd eat it all and be thankful I got that package.
Prolly would not shit for a week if I ate it now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2025 12:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2025 11:26 PM (kurEY)
Not true. I'm agnocchic.
Posted by: Nobody thinks of the Vendors at September 26, 2025 12:12 AM (pIfcn)
My favorite C-ration was always the B-2 unit, found in the middle 4 of the box if they were turned upside down. Cocoa powder, big can of fruit with liquid, and big can of something that sticks to your ribs.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2025 12:13 AM (eStot)
The internment of Japanese in America was an expensive proposition. There was no room for silliness at that time. If the order was given to do that, somebody was worried. The government overall, wasn’t taking any chances.
Anyway fast forward today. How many illegal aliens are there? Who knows right? Well lets say 30 million. What if 5 or 10 percent of those had ill intent? Or say … even just 1 percent were really bad dudes, and got organized.
300,000 could really cause trouble like nothing ever seen. Even 3000 could bring everything to a standstill. I won’t say how, but it isn’t that tough. It just takes the determination. That’s why they interned so many foreign nationals in WWII. It was even illegal for them generally to own radios capable of receiving Short Wave, and no cameras or binoculars. Enrico Fermi had to drive everywhere for a while, as he was not allowed to fly. “Enemy Alien” being from Italy, you see.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2025 12:13 AM (Htwr7)
But, If you have Djinn issues, it's useless.
The best way to deal with a Djinn, those beings of the smokeless flame (sentient plasmas) is to place a container by your front door filled with rocks or marbles.
The Djinn are exceedingly obsessive compulsive and will have to count every single one of the items in the container, but they lose track and will start all over from the beginning, thus keeping them from bothering you.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2025 12:13 AM (TGPs7)
Always keep a couple in your ammo pouch. And a spoon in your breast pocket where the pen/pencil hole is.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Now you can just carry Dude Wipes or equivalent.
I do keep a half roll of tp in a plastic baggie in the equipment box on the atv.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2025 12:13 AM (+kZdQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2025 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Soldiers sitting in the latrine are not productive soldiers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:16 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2025 12:17 AM (/P8AX)
Posted by: Common Tater
The "Vomlette" is a nice one.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 12:17 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Soldiers moving sluggishly because they haven't been able to take a shit for a week aren't exactly ideal assault troops either.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2025 12:17 AM (lUFok)
I'm betting most constipation by soldiers is due to underconsumption of water.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2025 12:18 AM (eStot)
Posted by: Miklos "Miller" will be your driver at September 26, 2025 12:19 AM (EPmva)
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Right. But it's not supposed to be due to constipation-- the phrase you seek is: "Low residue"
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 12:19 AM (rdVOm)
NEW REPORTING: @Comey
I understand the indictment was ready to go.
I am told "all the evidence was there," not a “shaky" criminal case as characterized some media reporting.
Critics of former US Attorney Erik Siebert allege he was "blocking" or "slow walking" the charges.
Interim US Attorney Lindsey Halligan removed the blocks
Key Factor: @FBIDirectorKash declassified FBI leak investigations codenamed "Arctic Haze" 👇
scribd.com/document/90165204…
•Revealed Comey's role authorizing media leaks (at least one involved classified information) through his FBI subordinates or through his Columbia law school professor Richman with SGE (Special Government Employee) status.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2025 12:20 AM (/P8AX)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 12:21 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying some Molokko Plus with me Droogs at September 26, 2025 12:21 AM (EPmva)
For some reason today, I was thinking of the stories we were never told about the early space missions. Spend a week or so going to the Moon, you're going to "go" at some point. Diarrhea would be a very bad thing, and we had no idea back then what the effect of prolonged weightlessness on the human body would be.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2025 12:21 AM (eStot)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2025 12:21 AM (U/Byj)
They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine . . . .
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 26, 2025 12:22 AM (eStot)
Huge bonus that he was a born-again Christian.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:23 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2025 12:25 AM (/P8AX)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 26, 2025 12:26 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: rhomboid
Beef stew from Wornick Company in the dark brown plastic circa 1988 was the best.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2025 12:26 AM (+kZdQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2025 12:25 AM (/P8AX)
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Ayyup.
Foggier than Joe Biden's pre-frontal cortex.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:27 AM (Q1uY4)
This whole thing of the EDVA guy not moving the case ahead (if true) is just another item to pile on top of the unbelievable behavior that has rendered the US essentially a Third World country.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2025 12:28 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Miklos admits to plasent observations of some of nature's creations at September 26, 2025 12:28 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:28 AM (/p+XQ)
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You do know they made that shit in an above-ground swimming pool, right?
Posted by: Dinty Moore at September 26, 2025 12:29 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Alexander Vindman at September 26, 2025 12:29 AM (bhQRu)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
My battalion had its own mess hall.
Best damn 95 cent breakfast anywhere.
Especially after we got female mess cooks. Clinton allowed wimmin to provide support for otherwise all combat units.
They fed us well.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2025 12:30 AM (/lPRQ)
https://clip.cafe/repo-man-1984/put-on-a-plate/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
I saw repo man in the theater and this scene flashed me back to the USAF Commissary circa late 60s-early 70s
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 26, 2025 12:30 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2025 12:30 AM (u6/wt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:31 AM (/p+XQ)
Imagine being this retarded. Lol.
“We’ve got to cut down on farming due to Climate Change or people are going to starve…” -John Kerry
Posted by: Braenyard
Even the most inbred Habsburgs' were not this retarded.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2025 12:31 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:32 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:34 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2025 11:24 PM (/P8AX)
Where do you think catsup comes from, you dimwitted shitweasel?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:34 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:34 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:34 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Repo Miklos at September 26, 2025 12:35 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:34 AM (Q1uY4)
Just ignore them and keep that chin up.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 12:35 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 12:36 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:36 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 26, 2025 12:36 AM (/P8AX)
Those people are damned near as inbred as the Habsburgs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:36 AM (qpyNK)
The dining facilities overseas in festivities zones were generally very good. The smaller/more remote ones of course a bit simpler. But considering the circumstances, amazing, really. Of course in WWII US field kitchens were not bad at all. And there were the ingenious bits, like making ice cream in the South Pacific by filling a clean drop tank with ingredients and having a Corsair fly at altitude for a bit.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2025 12:36 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Cicero
I will
They make the British Royals look smart
Posted by: Magyar Miklos with a proper chin at September 26, 2025 12:37 AM (EPmva)
I see no problem with this.
Posted by: Ilhan "Brofo" Omar at September 26, 2025 12:37 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:38 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Miklos is en garde at September 26, 2025 12:39 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:38 AM (/p+XQ)
There's always been a need for settlers in Siberia. The Bolsheviks didn't invent that custom by any means.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:39 AM (qpyNK)
The official UK take on Charles seems to be "thank God he can at least walk and chew gum at the same time."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:39 AM (/p+XQ)
Non Plus Ultra indeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:40 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Ilhan "Brofo" Omar
I, my brother, and my husband are both deeply offended.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at September 26, 2025 12:40 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:40 AM (/p+XQ)
- - - - -
And if you aren't eating, you sure don't need toilet paper...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at September 26, 2025 12:40 AM (1ecpM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:42 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:42 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:42 AM (/p+XQ)
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You're not the first historian to draw that comparison.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:44 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2025 12:45 AM (+kZdQ)
Apparently multiple bits of independent documentary evidence that he was briefed, not sure if those were presented to GJ or not.
Posted by: rhomboid
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For god's sake it was an indictment, not a trial. GJ still could have gone all the way on the ham sandwich.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 26, 2025 12:47 AM (n7CIX)
He wasn't the touchy-feely kind of dad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:47 AM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:49 AM (G5HPk)
Where do you think catsup comes from, you dimwitted shitweasel?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Bottles, you idiot peasant.
Posted by: John Kerry at September 26, 2025 12:49 AM (n7CIX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:50 AM (G5HPk)
Russell Brand, in his video posted about 9 hours ago as of this writing, seems to feel that Jimmy Kimmel has been genuinely affected by the assassination of Charlie Kirk, and particularly Erika Kirk forgiving the assassin.
Brand says the days of spewing hatred, vitriol, etc., by Kimmel, are over. The show will change. I wonder if this really will happen.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 26, 2025 12:50 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 26, 2025 12:50 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Cicero
Oooh, look at the fancy guy with the sit/stand computer desk.
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2025 12:51 AM (nhCoE)
Seems like the entire history of Russia is a series of brutal leaders, trying to beat the shit out of it in the name of "progress."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:51 AM (G5HPk)
Posted by: Unemployable Miklos at September 26, 2025 12:52 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:52 AM (G5HPk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2025 12:40 AM (Q1uY4)
Well, they had good staff. That's happened before, too. Remember that the Carolingians were originally just the mayors of the palace (major domo). Then they got that office made hereditary. Then, they decided that they since they were running the whole show anyway, they said "Merovings? Merovings?? We don' need no steenking Merovings" and got the Pope to agree.
The Habsburgs would have been deposed eventually by another noble family too, I think, except they had the bad luck to last into the time when kings were being deposed by commoners.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:53 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: qdpsteve
This is roughly Correct.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklosov Miklosevich at September 26, 2025 12:53 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: qdpsteve
It takes two coats.
Posted by: Sherwin-Williams at September 26, 2025 12:53 AM (nhCoE)
Oops, looks like I confused Peter the Great with Ivan the Terrible.
Seems like the entire history of Russia is a series of brutal leaders, trying to beat the shit out of it in the name of "progress."
Posted by: qdpsteve
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When you said Peter the Great I thought No, that was Ivan the Terrible. So I ran off to check.
They both did it.
Posted by: John Kerry at September 26, 2025 12:54 AM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Cicero
Dang, I just beat the literal shit out of mine.
Posted by: Ivan IV at September 26, 2025 12:54 AM (gKWVE)
Off John Kerry sock
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 26, 2025 12:54 AM (n7CIX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:54 AM (G5HPk)
China is always ruled by emperors, no matter what the office is actually called.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2025 12:55 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The Kremlin was deigned by Italians, who also supervised the construction, until kicked out.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklosov Miklosevich at September 26, 2025 12:56 AM (EPmva)
"Sure, he beat the shit out of us. Every fucking day. We hated it, we hated him. But look, we learned to read! We got smart! Look where we are! We're still here! We're on the world stage! Guess it was worth it."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 12:56 AM (G5HPk)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2025 12:58 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at September 26, 2025 12:58 AM (EPmva)
Posted by: ADHD Dr. Miklos at September 26, 2025 01:02 AM (EPmva)
428 qdpsteve
"Arbalest, what's the phrase about a leopard changing its spots??"
Brand seems to see Kimmel in real crisis, separate from his ratings. So, maybe.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 26, 2025 01:03 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 01:04 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 26, 2025 01:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Kimosabe Miklos at September 26, 2025 01:06 AM (EPmva)
But from my POV? Kimmel's an egotistical beast. Unfortunately he's gonna have to hit rock bottom, before he realizes that Christ *is* the rock.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 01:09 AM (G5HPk)
Look at Gwen Stefani. She's already there.
I like to think that Katy Perry will return to her gospel roots as well someday. I imagine her final album being a gospel album.
But others? Who knows. All we can do is pray.
Last year I read Greg Laurie's book, "Lennon, Dylan, Alice and Jesus." Laurie believes that if only John Lennon could have survived getting shot in 1980, by now he'd be a born-again Christian.
Laurie also wrote in the book that he hopes to find Lennon in Heaven. A major theme of the book is that, when we all get to God's place, we're going to be shocked by who we find there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 01:13 AM (G5HPk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2025 01:14 AM (G5HPk)
qdpsteve: In fairness, just about all the comments on Brand's video call Kimmel a fake; he didn't apologize, he deflected, he just wants to keep his job. But I think Kimmel is not a good enough acor to fake the way he chokes up. So, maybe.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 26, 2025 01:14 AM (FlRtG)
Wonderful if true. I will reserve judgment until the evidence is in!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 26, 2025 01:24 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2025 01:32 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2025 01:38 AM (o46Y5)
Lol, AOP-- people of Walmart, right? Around here, the employees are about as 'interesting' as the customers. Perhaps even more so.
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 01:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 12:11 AM (rdVOm)
As a kid, walking in the boonies, probably while dad fished, we picked Lucky caps out of the mud where they landed after being flung back in the day where we didn't know what "litter" meant. Spent hours solving the pictograms. It really was fun. But who were the assholes leaving their caps all over the place?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 26, 2025 01:49 AM (urtE/)
He wasn't the touchy-feely kind of dad.
Posted by: Cicero
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I think Herod the Great executed two or three of his sons?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2025 01:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2025 01:57 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 01:59 AM (rdVOm)
Thought about doing some crimes
Bought sushi....paid
I am not good at this anymore
Posted by: A Miklos Man
I watched it last night. Practiced with my slim jim this morning. Might consider coming out of retirement.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at September 26, 2025 02:03 AM (AG3iD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2025 02:08 AM (4eutJ)
My last power bill was $61.00. For two months.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2025 11:28 PM (0IMoU)
Drove home from Calgary this evening. Strong, gusty NW wind. It was 59 degrees leaving Calgary, and by the time I had gotten home, it had dropped precipitously to 58.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2025 02:09 AM (o46Y5)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2025 02:14 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2025 02:20 AM (4eutJ)
Thought about doing some crimes
Bought sushi....paid
I am not good at this anymore
Posted by: A Miklos Man
I watched it last night. Practiced with my slim jim this morning. Might consider coming out of retirement.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
Don't even think about it.
https://youtu.be/hq0mUxRKHQY
Posted by: Trunk Monkey Industires at September 26, 2025 02:30 AM (aJQjq)
Most lock linkages are now sleeved/shielded so there's nothing worthwhile to *grab onto* with one of those.
Plenty of older cars, though. If that's what ya want...
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2025 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2025 02:41 AM (o46Y5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2025 02:43 AM (o46Y5)
I signed up for Facebook, trying to connect with some friends. Found some asshat I knew from college blowing hard about the poor immigrants, ICE kidnappings, all the usual lefty crap. He was blaming Charlie for his own death because he believed in the 2nd amendment.
You could say I was provoked.
So I asked him who should give up their guns. Me? Should I live in fear of being raped or murdered? I suggested he start by taking guns away from leftists who can't tell words from violence.
I've been banned from Facebook.
Of course they didn't say why, but I doubt it was the recipe exchange with a couple of my real friends.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 26, 2025 03:07 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 26, 2025 03:10 AM (UWX1m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2025 03:15 AM (AdHga)
After another rough week, here is a pleasant palate cleanser of Rose singing a live version of her hit APT (with Psy).
IT'S SO GREAT
Posted by: m at September 26, 2025 03:34 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 26, 2025 03:40 AM (UWX1m)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 26, 2025 03:41 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2025 10:10 PM (XeU6L)
Not on my watch. Good tune, but I've heard it enough for six or seven lifetimes.
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
Just all this talking about it, now I've got it as an earworm.
Posted by: m at September 26, 2025 03:49 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2025 03:57 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2025 04:04 AM (+qU29)
Because.
Trust me on this. The sun will rise.
Posted by: man at September 25, 2025 10:38 PM (tubbA)
The sun also rises
and the sun goes down
And hastens to the place where it arose.
Posted by: m at September 26, 2025 04:05 AM (aURVT)
The fentynyl addict himself has let slip he plans to pick the girl up when she is released tomorrow morning. He is still addicted and will drag her back down into the hell her family just rescued her from.
I feel obligated to warn the father. I can probably find Mr Rose by reverse searching his daughter's phone number on people finder until I find a Lauren Rose with addresses in Boston (born there), Dallas and Charlotte.
Part of me says don't get involved. The other parr says Lauren will die homeless if I don't warn her father.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 26, 2025 04:33 AM (ciYHQ)
Good morning, good citizens of this most exceptional country.
I only have 2 memories of Basic, shit am I tired and damn, I'm hungry.
Only place the food was ever bad was the Transient Barracks at Dix while you were waiting assignment. Found out what rare chicken was like.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 26, 2025 04:34 AM (vFbHf)
Posted by: m at September 26, 2025 04:34 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 26, 2025 04:34 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 26, 2025 04:36 AM (ciYHQ)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2025 04:47 AM (+qU29)
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