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Report: The Degenerate Crime Boss James Comey Is Expected to Be Indicted Within the Next Few Days

One of FusionGPS's top operatives confirms it:

Ken Dilanian
@DilanianMSNBC

Former FBI Director James Comey, for years the target of President Trump's ire, is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.

The full extent of the charges being prepared against Comey is unclear, but the sources believe that at least one element of the indictment--if it goes forward--will accuse him of lying to Congress during his testimony on September 30, 2020 about whether he authorized a leak of information. The five year statute of limitations on that charge would lapse on Tuesday.

Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres


NBC reports James Comey is likely to face a federal criminal indictment in the next 6 days, including charges of lying to Congress. The statute of limitations on the perjury charge expires next Tuesday.

LOL. He was counting down the days. Oh well.

C3
@C_3C_3

Want to jail Comey?

"Person A" has 7 Memos.

4 of 7 Memos are CLASSIFIED.

"Person A" leaks 4 of 7 total Memos.

Its a 100% certainty no matter the combo of Memos "Person A" leaked AT LEAST 1 Memo is CLASSIFIED.

"Person A" is COMEY.

And the gigantic goony-goo-hoo bigfoot lesbian "Tish" James is about to be indicted, too.

I just saw some sea shells which I totally didn't arrange myself.

Posted by: Ace at 05:18 PM




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1 Will they 86 him?

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2025 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

2
Yeah, Ace if you need material, you can dig into The Savant propaganda, some more.

Indeed, Youtuber Disparu already did the heavy lifting for you:

https://is.gd/4xUYU1

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:19 PM (bJEkt)

3 Fist!

Posted by: UnCivil It Is at September 24, 2025 05:19 PM (2sMLA)

4 MOAR!

Posted by: Squid at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (SoSB+)

5 Breaking: James Comey has information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (i24o9)

6 Maybe, with any luck, James will stand up, faint after he hears the charges, and the thud of James hitting the floor will be audible on the video.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (tT6L1)

7 And Top 10. Wow

Posted by: Squid at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (SoSB+)

8 welp, I got willowed but hard.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (gKWVE)

9 LOL get 86ed(that is totally non violent I am told)

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (YwEeS)

10 If Comey actually goes to jail I'll eat my socks.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2025 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

11
And there's that lying cunt ken dilanian, again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:21 PM (bJEkt)

12 6 Maybe, with any luck, James will stand up, faint after he hears the charges, and the thud of James hitting the floor will be audible on the video.
Posted by: blake
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He will try to hide in the courtroom drapes.

Be even more amusing if he trans himself seeking a delay for his neutering.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:21 PM (WDjG6)

13 Everybody thinks this is going to bother Comey.
I think he'll enjoy it.

Humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

14 10 If Comey actually goes to jail I'll eat my socks.
Posted by: fd
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Apparently will be tried in ED of Virginia. Not DC.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (WDjG6)

15 Any trial in a blue shithole can only have one result.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (YwEeS)

16 "Be even more amusing if he trans himself seeking a delay for his neutering.
Posted by: whig"

I want to see him try to stab himself in the neck with a sharpie.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

17 Too bad H. Clinton and Obama won't be indicted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (afKoR)

18 Big James Comey is finding his "Higher Calling."

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (gxokI)

19 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Posted by: James Comey at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (XeU6L)

20 If Comey actually goes to jail I'll eat my socks.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2025 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

When Comey cowardly self-deletes, I'll eat your socks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (i24o9)

21 Ah, remember when the FBI was an incorruptible law enforcement agency?


Yeah, me neither. I'd like to give Director Patel some time before I pass judgement on his watch but it looks okay so far.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2025 05:22 PM (cYBz/)

22 Well hopefully Friday so we can have a weekend party

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM (+qU29)

23 13 Everybody thinks this is going to bother Comey.
I think he'll enjoy it.

Humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
========
Don't count on this being the only charge.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM (WDjG6)

24 18 Big James Comey is finding his "Higher Calling."

Atop a scaffold on the Mall, one hopes.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM (gKWVE)

25 5 Breaking: James Comey has information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:20 PM (i24o9)


Tomorrow morning's big news: James Comey found dead in his vehicle at Fort Marcy Park; ruled suicide.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM (5rh/l)

26 Jailing Comey seems the wise thing to do.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM (PpzDZ)

27 Good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

28 I want to see him try to stab himself in the neck with a sharpie.
Posted by: fd
========
We would get to see him defend himself first. That would also be amusing.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (WDjG6)

29 Some Commissar Judge will jump in

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (+qU29)

30 I find the James indictment especially satisfying. That SOB has been running over the rights of New Yorkers by weaponizing the law against them, especially on the 2A. She led every lawsuit against the federal government when they tried to shutdown election fraud and illegal immigrant benefit schemes. She’s spent millions of taxpayer dollars doing it. She also was hinting the Trump prosecutions were just the tip of the iceberg they were going to use against Democrats political opponents. Along with the corrupt NY court system they have trampled the Bill of Rights.

Enjoy prison, honey.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (o7can)

31 He will try to hide in the courtroom drapes.

Be even more amusing if he trans himself seeking a delay for his neutering.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:21 PM (WDjG6)

If he gets the split, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (i24o9)

32 Would be so nice, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (n4GiU)

33 James Comey is a tragic figure whose actions led to tragedy. Overwhelmed by his sense of moral superiority. It's what Greek tragedies are made of.

You reap what you sow asshole. I have no sympathy for Comey.😡💀

If he lied, he should be held accountable. Just as anybody else who has lied under oath should be. For example, Patel just recently!

It should be for violation of the Hatch Act in the 2016, 11 days before the general election! I doubt this one will go anywhere, but as far as I am concerned, f**k him, and the same goes for Ralph Nader.

Comey and Bolton...talk about a circular firing squad! Both are miserable excuses for men and now they're getting hammered for their fealty to King Trumpler. LOFL....eff them both. But it's BS and they'll beat the rap IMO

hard to find any sympathy for that POS. victim of the fascist fuck HE helped install into office

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (ycI94)

34 I have no time for this, I have a taxpayer-paid plane leaving in 15 minutes for my vacation home.

Posted by: James Comey at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (XeU6L)

35 "Former FBI Director James Comey, for years the target of President Trump's ire, is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC."


He will never be convicted there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

36 Will he be prosecuted in DC, and if so, can we find a jury who will convict him, even if he confesses to everything?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (GD2xa)

37 Any man what eats another man's socks spends a night in the box....

Posted by: Carr at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (PiwSw)

38 Tomorrow morning's big news: James Comey found dead in his vehicle at Fort Marcy Park; ruled suicide.
Posted by: Gref
======
You have to do Clintoncide just so--Comey found dead after being run over by a train at a crossing--authorities claim Comey smoked so much dope that he fell asleep at the wheel while handcuffed to the steering wheel while wearing a noose.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (WDjG6)

39 it's worth noting as to why this took so long; in both cases, the relevant investigator had to be fired for refusing to make the indictment, for political reasons. It's a long hard job to purge the entire judicial system for leftists working to sabotage it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (uWKK8)

40 He will never be convicted there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

Oops, E.D. Va

You are right. No conviction.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (GD2xa)

41 >>> 37 Any man what eats another man's socks spends a night in the box....
Posted by: Carr at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (PiwSw)

What it's not socks but something else???

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (ULPxl)

42 The idea of starting with the little fish and working up to the big fish seems to have gone out the window. Unless Comey is the little fish...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (MZ+PY)

43 Ah, remember when the FBI was an incorruptible law enforcement agency?

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*cough*

Posted by: Melvin Purvis at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (XeU6L)

44 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (ycI94)

lol

Still sore that Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (i24o9)

45 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (KlzAE)

46
Maybe when the cops come he'll hide behind the curtains.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (n7CIX)

47 hard to find any sympathy for that POS. victim of the fascist fuck HE helped install into office
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (ycI94)
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Tough crowd.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (G0vdT)

48 36 Will he be prosecuted in DC, and if so, can we find a jury who will convict him, even if he confesses to everything?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

See story above, Eastern District of Virginia.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (WDjG6)

49 Comey best be looking over his shoulder. Sucks Jimmy, chose the wrong god.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (ehY6c)

50 45 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (KlzAE)

Beat me to it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

51 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (ycI94)

Looks like a AOS orgy over there

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (gKWVE)

52 Don't count on this being the only charge.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:23 PM


Didn't Comey also sign off on a FISA warrant that stated he knows the elements of the warrant have been demonstrated to be true?

When there was zero evidence to back their assertions, he basically said "Whoopsie!".

IANAL, but I do not recall any other uses of the Whoopsie defense.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (HlyYF)

53 33 James Comey is a tragic figure whose actions led to tragedy. Overwhelmed by his sense of moral superiority. It's what Greek tragedies are made of."

Yeah, it's a Greek tragedy just like Abbot and Costello movies are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (uWKK8)

54 38 Tomorrow morning's big news: James Comey found dead in his vehicle at Fort Marcy Park; ruled suicide.
Posted by: Gref
======
You have to do Clintoncide just so--Comey found dead after being run over by a train at a crossing--authorities claim Comey smoked so much dope that he fell asleep at the wheel while handcuffed to the steering wheel while wearing a noose.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:26 PM (WDjG6)


You're right. Suicide by six shots in the back of the head is stale.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (5rh/l)

55 Not one of You People has called him the Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (ULPxl)

56 Will he be prosecuted in DC, and if so, can we find a jury who will convict him, even if he confesses to everything?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:25 PM (GD2xa)


Just keep repeating that he was a cop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (ExV1e)

57 See story above, Eastern District of Virginia.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (WDjG6)

Yup. Not encouraging.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (GD2xa)

58 >>He will never be convicted there.

The part I find interesting is that he's being indicted there.

Last I looked Congress is in DC not the Eastern District of Virginia.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

59
hard to find any sympathy for that POS. victim of the fascist fuck HE helped install into office
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:24 PM (ycI94)
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So much hate, and all for the wrong reasons. It's almost like they live a complete psychotic break from the real world.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

60 Still sore that Hillary Clinton will never be President.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Always will be. Funnily enough, I don't sense nearly the outrage and butthurt over Kamala's loss lol. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (ycI94)

61 IANAL, but I do not recall any other uses of the Whoopsie defense.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (HlyYF)

His best chance is the Otter defense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (i24o9)

62 Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

Something better happen otherwise shit is gonna get ugly.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 24, 2025 05:28 PM (eZwyX)

63 39 it's worth noting as to why this took so long; in both cases, the relevant investigator had to be fired for refusing to make the indictment, for political reasons. It's a long hard job to purge the entire judicial system for leftists working to sabotage it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
------
Yep. The rank and file are either the dwindling apolitical types or the recent leftist lawfare types hired there since Obama.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (WDjG6)

64 Will he ever say who put him up to his nefarious behavior?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (urtE/)

65 The idea of starting with the little fish and working up to the big fish seems to have gone out the window. Unless Comey is the little fish...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Nope, he's the head of the cabal!

Posted by: Only mostly dead Soros at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (cYBz/)

66 Whig- where does Eastern District draw their jury pool from?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (o7can)

67 His indictment, along with Bolton's had better be on every goddamn channel and website from the moment the paperwork drops until they're behind bars.

Like they did with Trump.

24x7 coverage. Rehash everything on the hour. Play theoretical legal games about the length of the probable sentences. Opine on their guilt. Be... giddy about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

68 I wonder if former Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation James Comey is open to a plea deal?

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (rj6Yv)

69 Not sure what the better punishment is, cannon shot into volcano, or the big Monty Pythons foot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 05:30 PM (snZF9)

70 He's a nasty piece of work and I hope they get Peter Strozk for being a slimy sycophant too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 05:30 PM (gpah0)

71
Joy Reid claimed JD Vance just got into Yale due to DEI for Hillbillies. JD responded thus:

https://is.gd/XAHovb

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

72 Sounds promising, but let’s not blow our loads into the sheets just yet

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (yv+lu)

73 66 Whig- where does Eastern District draw their jury pool from?
Posted by: Marcus T

The entire eastern part of Virginia.
Alexandria Division
Counties: Arlington, Fairfax, Fauquier, Loudoun, Prince William, Stafford
Independent Cities: Alexandria

Newport News Division
Counties: Gloucester, James City, Mathews, York
Independent Cities: Newport News, Hampton, Williamsburg

Norfolk Division
Counties: Accomack, Isle of Wight, Northampton, Southampton
Independent Cities: Cape Charles, Chesapeake, Franklin, Norfolk, Portsmouth, Suffolk, Virginia Beach

Richmond Division
Counties: Amelia, Brunswick, Caroline, Charles City, Chesterfield, Dinwiddie, Essex, Goochland, Greensville, Hanover, Henrico, King and Queen, King George, King William, Lancaster, Luneburg, Mecklenburg, Middlesex, New Kent, Northumberland, Nottoway, Powhatan, Prince Edward, Prince George, Richmond, Spotsylvania, Surry, Sussex, Westmoreland
Independent Cities: Colonial Heights, Fredericksburg, Hopewell, Petersburg, Richmond

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (WDjG6)

74 who wants to bet on whether or not this actually happens

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (AOsQT)

75 Not sure what the better punishment is, cannon shot into volcano, or the big Monty Pythons foot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Drawn and quartered, but using trebuchets instead of horses?

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (36bTp)

76 beachcombing Kelp Scented Oceanic Philosopher

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (UjdFS)

77 Will he ever say who put him up to his nefarious behavior?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM (urtE/)

--------------------

Comey is a conniving rat of a leftist who failed upward into a job he was uniquely unqualified for. I suspect Comey needed little incentive to pursue President Trump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

78 >>> 71
Joy Reid claimed JD Vance just got into Yale due to DEI for Hillbillies. JD responded thus:

https://is.gd/XAHovb
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

I will be sad if there is not at least one occurrence of the word "dipshit".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (ULPxl)

79 What idiot Democrat weaponized the government? That sure was a stupid move!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (7CamO)

80
Joy Reid claimed JD Vance just got into Yale due to DEI for Hillbillies. JD responded thus:

https://is.gd/XAHovb
Posted by: publius


lulz

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (bJEkt)

81 He's a nasty piece of work and I hope they get Peter Strozk for being a slimy sycophant too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 05:30 PM (gpah0)


He should be hanged for banging that horse-toothed hooker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (i24o9)

82 Gutfeld went nuclear on Tarlov /spit/ again, after she again trots-out the Dem Hortman and husband murders in MN as right-wing violence and said both sides need to turn-down the rhetoric.



Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (5rh/l)

83 Thanks. Based on some of those counties jury selection is going to be lit.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (o7can)

84 I'll take Things You Never Heard for $1000, Alex:

"... for years the target of President Obama's ire ..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (06Hmj)

85 *pops corn*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (Wnv9h)

86 Last I looked Congress is in DC not the Eastern District of Virginia.
Posted by: JackStraw

There are ways to finagle jurisdictions just like Smith did with Trump. For example, if Comey prepared his false testimony at home in ED of VA, communicate thusly, and so on.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (WDjG6)

87 PINE-SCENTED DRUID REDWOOD PHILOSOPHER FLAMING SKULL WORTHY!

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (ZD91g)

88
Is this happening because of Tulsi's work?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (n7CIX)

89
I love how donk lemon, unaware lolcow, sits there and nods and giggles as if what she's saying on his failed "podcast" is certainly going to "go viral."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (bJEkt)

90 68 I wonder if former Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation James Comey is open to a plea deal?

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2025 05:29 PM


Can't we just use the "Comey method"?

Bring him in for questioning, and then have the agents write up all kinds of incriminating statements in their FD-302 reports, as their best recollections of the interview.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (HlyYF)

91 Rasmussen Poll: 54% of Liberals Call Kirk's Killing 'Understandable'

https://tinyurl.com/mpnpevn9

The survey revealed 54% of liberal voters believe that the conservative leader trafficked in "hateful" rhetoric and therefore viewed his murder as "understandable."

"Charlie Kirk was speaking hateful words, and his murder was tragic but understandable," said 54% of liberals and almost half of Democrats. Only 9% of Republicans polled found Kirk's killing "understandable.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (Cd9aJ)

92 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (w6EFb

I'm not understanding what the bald guy response was supposed to be, other than JD making fun of her baldness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (afKoR)

93 Would still love to see at-large jurisdiction for prosecuting DC corruption cases.

Or else depopulate DC and give all its residents Maryland citizenship. Then there's no reason why Maryland and Virginia should have sole jurisdiction over federal corruption.

Would love to see some of these jokers prosecuted in Amarillo, TX; Dothan, AL; etc.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (GD2xa)

94 74 who wants to bet on whether or not this actually happens
Posted by: Don Black
=======
I think Comey and Letiticia get indictments. Remember they are drawing grand jurors not necessarily from NoVA.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (WDjG6)

95 https://is.gd/XAHovb
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (w6EFb)
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good grief, I could feel the homo through the computer monitor. Lemon maybe needs to turn it down 30 or 40 clicks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 05:35 PM (tT6L1)

96 Suck it, you bastard.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 24, 2025 05:35 PM (90pXe)

97 He should be hanged for banging that horse-toothed hooker.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (i24o9)

Bonus Points for proper grammar.

Horses are hung. Horse-toothed hooker fuckers are hanged.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 05:35 PM (06Hmj)

98 69 Not sure what the better punishment is, cannon shot into volcano, or the big Monty Pythons foot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 05:30 PM


Bambi Meets Godzilla is also good.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2025 05:35 PM (HlyYF)

99 Did Biden pardon anyone who can be brought in and forced to Testify against Comey?

Because. That will be the icing on this cake.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2025 05:35 PM (JTJ1D)

100 It's too soon after Pride Month and too close to the Holidays.

Posted by: Nervous Ned at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (oftw2)

101 >>> 94

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I think Comey and Letiticia get indictments. Remember they are drawing grand jurors not necessarily from NoVA.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (WDjG6)

It would be funny if a juror from NoVA turned out to be a NoVa MoMee attendee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (ULPxl)

102 Breaking: James Comey has information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton
--------

That story needs to get more traction!

/

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (TN0g+)

103 Not sure what the better punishment is, cannon shot into volcano, or the big Monty Pythons foot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Drawn and quartered, but using trebuchets instead of horses?

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (36bTp)

I got this thing for harleys. A full pull on the throttle with drag pipes and they can sound like the apocalypse. Fitting really.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (snZF9)

104 Or else depopulate DC and give all its residents Maryland citizenship. Then there's no reason why Maryland and Virginia should have sole jurisdiction over federal corruption.

Would love to see some of these jokers prosecuted in Amarillo, TX; Dothan, AL; etc.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Yep. Congress can shrink DC by simply ceding most of the land apart from the Mall to Maryland. But removal of the three Electoral votes I think would take a constitutional amendment.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (WDjG6)

105 >>There are ways to finagle jurisdictions just like Smith did with Trump. For example, if Comey prepared his false testimony at home in ED of VA, communicate thusly, and so on.

I get that but my point was they chose ED of VA over DC. It's not like moving it to South Florida but at least there might be a chance of a conviction there. There is zero chance he would be convicted in DC.

It's nice to see our side fight smart for a change.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (viF8m)

106 Pretty sure they are trying to get comey to rat on obama, biden and hillary with this indictment. He is never going to be convicted at trial but he can be made bankrupt with lawfare.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)

107 It would be funny if a juror from NoVA turned out to be a NoVa MoMee attendee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
=====
I am sure Weasel and Bluebell would spare a moment at the MoMee in NoVA to indict a bunch of folks in DC. MoMee Grand Jury style.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (WDjG6)

108 52 IANAL, but I do not recall any other uses of the Whoopsie defense.

that's because it's usually expressed in latin

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (v3pYe)

109 I'm not understanding what the bald guy response was supposed to be, other than JD making fun of her baldness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (afKoR)

Thats exactly what he was doing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (snZF9)

110 There's room on the cross for you.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (Jg8yx)

111
"Charlie Kirk was speaking hateful words, and his murder was tragic but understandable," said 54% of liberals and almost half of Democrats. Only 9% of Republicans polled found Kirk's killing "understandable.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (Cd9aJ)

The left is really just the Westbourogh Baptist church without the icky Bible part mixed with a little bit of UK muslim that thinks terrorism for apostasy and blasphemy is totes cool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (gpah0)

112 I am sure he will get out of it

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (+qU29)

113 >>> 76 beachcombing Kelp Scented Oceanic Philosopher
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (UjdFS)

>>> 87 PINE-SCENTED DRUID REDWOOD PHILOSOPHER FLAMING SKULL WORTHY!
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 05:33 PM (ZD91g)

Thanks, you guys. I feel better now... like the universe is back in balance.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)

114 oy Reid claimed JD Vance just got into Yale due to DEI for Hillbillies. JD responded thus:

https://is.gd/XAHovb
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
.......

I listened to Joy Reid for two minutes. I am going to sue her for destroying that time in my life.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (UjdFS)

115 It would be funny if a juror from NoVA turned out to be a NoVa MoMee attendee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (ULPxl)

Look for that as a voir dire question.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (GD2xa)

116
I'm not understanding what the bald guy response was supposed to be, other than JD making fun of her baldness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Oh dear. That was Not the point of that meme.
I understand memes are hard to get -- they are very...very contextual. And memes are certainly for a younger, internet-obsessed audience.

But that particular meme was Vice President Vance telling Joy Reid she's an lolcow who doesn't know she's an lolcow. In other words, Vance was simply laughing at her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (bJEkt)

117 And we notice this news comes close on the heels of Trump's Truth Social blast to Pam B, telling her it was past time to either

a) shit, or
b) wind her watch

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2025 05:39 PM (AOsQT)

118 Only 9% of Republicans polled found Kirk's killing "understandable.
____

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at September 24, 2025 05:39 PM (Cd9aJ)

119 It's nice to see our side fight smart for a change.
Posted by: JackStraw
=======
The DoJ's theory of nexus with ED of VA will be in the grand jury indictment charges if it comes to that.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:40 PM (WDjG6)

120 Hey everybody.

So... anybody get raptured??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:40 PM (/p+XQ)

121
Someone here took the headline from the last post and gave it to me to respond to this AoS website.

Here's what I, Grok, have to say:


The Reuters headline is a classic example of sensationalist journalism that prioritizes clicks over context—it's not outright false, but it's engineered to mislead by amplifying a non-story while burying the real meat of the poll.

A 1% dip in Trump's approval that's statistically insignificant (i.e., "within the margin of error") is the polling equivalent of saying "the stock market fell 0.2% today... panic!" It's noise, not news, and it ignores the bigger picture you mentioned: Democrats trailing badly on 8 out of 10 key issues. That imbalance suggests the public is more focused on policy substance than ephemeral approval blips.

In a healthier media ecosystem, the headline might read something like: "Trump Approval Steady Amid Dem Struggles on Key Issues." But we're not there, and this kind of framing erodes trust in reporting. It's a reminder to always chase the full poll data rather than the chyron. What's your take—seen similar spin lately?

Posted by: Grok at September 24, 2025 05:40 PM (PmITa)

122 Gutfeld went nuclear on Tarlov /spit/ again, after she again trots-out the Dem Hortman and husband murders in MN as right-wing violence and said both sides need to turn-down the rhetoric.



Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 05:32 PM (5rh/l)

Minnesota Democrats kill a turncoat who votes with the Republican and its Right Wing Violence.

Sure thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

123 Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (bJEkt)

Thanks. Yes, indeed . A younger crowd would not include me. 🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 05:41 PM (afKoR)

124 121 Someone here took the headline from the last post and gave it to me to respond to this AoS website.

Here's what I, Grok, have to say:


NO
GROK
I

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2025 05:41 PM (v3pYe)

125 But that particular meme was Vice President Vance telling Joy Reid she's an lolcow who doesn't know she's an lolcow. In other words, Vance was simply laughing at her.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:38 PM (bJEkt)

Thank you. I didn't get it either.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2025 05:42 PM (GD2xa)

126 let’s not blow our loads into the sheets just yet
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2025 05:31 PM (yv+lu

Not if I'm on the job.

Posted by: Kamala at September 24, 2025 05:42 PM (MZ+PY)

127 I'm not understanding what the bald guy response was supposed to be, other than JD making fun of her baldness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 05:34 PM (afKoR)

Thats exactly what he was doing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
......

He should have photoshopped some overalls on him and a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (UjdFS)

128 I am sure Weasel and Bluebell would spare a moment at the MoMee in NoVA to indict a bunch of folks in DC. MoMee Grand Jury style.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:37 PM (WDjG6)

Pass out some brisket at the trial and tell the judge to get going before the meat cools and tater salad does what it does when it gets bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (8avO+)

129 EP Shields ‘Hammer Girl’ Ilaria Salis From Hungary Trial

https://tinyurl.com/mt3abtz2

The European Parliament’s legal affairs committee voted today, on September 23rd, against lifting the immunity of the Italian leftist MEP Ilaria Salis, who was arrested and imprisoned in Hungary in 2023 for participating in attacks organised by the Antifa-linked Hammerbande (Hammer Gang).

Members of this group bludgeoned nine innocent people—claiming they “looked like” neo-Nazis—with batons and hammers on the streets of Budapest.

Salis’s election to Italy’s Greens and Left Alliance in the European Parliament last year secured her immunity, which Hungarian authorities had requested to be lifted.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (Cd9aJ)

130 Better philosophizing over sea shells than Hillary's clam.

Posted by: James 'Courage' Comey at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (+otLO)

131 The left is really just the Westbourogh Baptist church without the icky Bible part mixed with a little bit of UK muslim that thinks terrorism for apostasy and blasphemy is totes cool.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Westboro was run by a former Democrat affiliated lawyer Fred Phelps and his family and like most Dem things was a scam to collect money from people for alleged violations of their "church's" right to protest funerals plus a way to avoid taxes.

Dems have now went a step further arguing it is their right to shoot people as protests and self defense against 'violent language' that they disapprove of.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (WDjG6)

132 The seashells are PERFECT! I was wondering if he put shells in a SOS for aliens to abduct him.

I have despised this pompous man for along time.

I was enraged when he let Hag Hillary off after the cosy Loretta/Bill meeting on the tarmac.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2025 05:43 PM (6PCLE)

133 JD Vance: America's Poet Laureate

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:44 PM (/p+XQ)

134 120 Hey everybody.

So... anybody get raptured??
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not yet, but I did get ruptured.

Posted by: Who Do You Truss? at September 24, 2025 05:44 PM (oftw2)

135
It's the same as making a funny face at some pathetic attempt to dunk on you. That's what Vance did there. He did that because that's exactly the type of response her stupidity deserved -- a goofy face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:44 PM (bJEkt)

136 Although it's fun to imagine these criminals being perp-walked to jail in orange jumpsuits, I suspect it's not going to happen.

The lawyers in both cases will do their best to muddy the waters during trial that any jury will be completely confused about what they actually did wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2025 05:44 PM (IBQGV)

137

Posted by: qdpsteve
----
aw yeah
food's great, and the in-flight movie is Encino Man

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

138 Better philosophizing over sea shells than Hillary's clam.
Posted by: James 'Courage' Comey


I bet you'd love to get into that sandy clam, wouldn'tcha James? You sick, sick man.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:45 PM (/p+XQ)

139


AoS Timemachine: Last week: Bondi needs to go!

Posted by: pawn at September 24, 2025 05:45 PM (PmITa)

140 Don, congrats!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:45 PM (/p+XQ)

141 >> So... anybody get raptured??

That Rosh Hashanah window closed about noon EDT, which was nightfall in Jerusalem. So, no rapture this time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 05:45 PM (w6EFb)

142 1. Lying to Congress/Perjury

2. Leaking classified documents

3. Insurrection and/or Conspiracy to Overthrow the Elected Government of the United States

4. Being a Pine-Scented Druid Twitter Philosopher

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (/RHNq)

143 Truss, what ruptured?

I'm paranoid about my stomach lately. Seems it enjoys doing The Twist every couple weeks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (/p+XQ)

144 Yep. Congress can shrink DC by simply ceding most of the land apart from the Mall to Maryland. But removal of the three Electoral votes I think would take a constitutional amendment.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:36 PM (WDjG6)

Well with only pigeons and cherry trees in residence, those EVs go away naturally.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (8avO+)

145 1. Lying to Congress/Perjury

2. Leaking classified documents

3. Insurrection and/or Conspiracy to Overthrow the Elected Government of the United States

4. Being a Pine-Scented Druid Twitter Philosopher

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (/RHNq)

5. Felonious weaseldom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (i24o9)

146
Embarrassing Admission Time:

There was a time, about 20 years ago, I found Naomi Wolf (D-Crazy Bitchville) quite comely.

Now you. What do you admit to?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (bJEkt)

147 Make Treason Executable Again!

Hang this traitor from the HIGHEST tree -- 86 his criminal ass.

/And say hello to your Butt-Boy Whitey Bulger in hell ...
.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 05:47 PM (ZD91g)

148 Vance needs to up his game to Don Rickles level if he wants to make the history books.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

149 Now you. What do you admit to?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (bJEkt)

I had a thing for Janeane Garofalo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:47 PM (i24o9)

150 ShainS, yup. MakeTEA!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (/p+XQ)

151 Had a sneaker for Eva Marie Saint.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (ehY6c)

152
Also, also, I used to like Erin Burnett's round irish face.

Now I, of course, hate her stupid fat mick face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (bJEkt)

153 Well with only pigeons and cherry trees in residence, those EVs go away naturally.
Posted by: Oldcat

Eh, president resides in DC as do some Congress critters living in their offices. It would spot incumbents and their party three votes which in truth would be fairer than the current 100 percent allocation of DC's electoral votes to Dems since that amendment passed.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (WDjG6)

154 I didn't get raptured, but my back is a little sore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (Jg8yx)

155 1. Lying to Congress/Perjury

2. Leaking classified documents

3. Insurrection and/or Conspiracy to Overthrow the Elected Government of the United States

4. Being a Pine-Scented Druid Twitter Philosopher
Posted by: Sharkman
........

Numer 4 being a capital offense.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (UjdFS)

156 149 Now you. What do you admit to?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:46 PM (bJEkt)

I was sure George Harrison of the Beatles was gonna marry me... I was 14... yeah.. I'm that old

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (VE6XX)

157 See story above, Eastern District of Virginia.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:27 PM (WDjG6)

Yup. Not encouraging.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis


Well, if the area is deep blue residents, as suggested by the DU Intercept, they may not have received the update that Comey is now A Hero of The Left, and Part of the Resistance Against Trump

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (a+4eV)

158 Soothsayer, actually, at least a few months ago on X, Naomi Wolf was approaching high levels of real self-reflection. Sounded much more centrist/conservative on some things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (/p+XQ)

159 I wonder if this has anything to do with Trump the other day saying Pam needs to get busy.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (dGCAG)

160 The lawyers in both cases will do their best to muddy the waters during trial that any jury will be completely confused about what they actually did wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
========
Don't count on it. Comey may be up for other charges as Leticia probably is as well.

Once you get indicted, then your entire world gets turned out including all your comms.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:50 PM (WDjG6)

161 Give DC back to the Nacotchtank!

It is their rightful land!!

Posted by: Lefty Spirit Persun at September 24, 2025 05:50 PM (PmITa)

162
I had a thing for Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


Damn. #Metoo.
Back in, say, 1994-1999. Now I think she's kinda ugly. Same with Sarah Silverstein, or Silverman, I forget which. She is really ugly now. Total horse-face. Sarah Silverman's eyes are so close together she looks like ALF!.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:50 PM (bJEkt)

163 6. soiling the drapes.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:51 PM (UjdFS)

164 *OTHER MORE OBSCURE CHARGES AGAINST JAMES COMEY*

- Checked all the Taylor Swift albums out of the Library of Congress, wouldn't return 'em

- Using gray-market Brylcreem

- Cruising DC streets bottomless with Eric Swalwell

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:51 PM (/p+XQ)

165 Well, if the area is deep blue residents, as suggested by the DU Intercept, they may not have received the update that Comey is now A Hero of The Left, and Part of the Resistance Against Trump
Posted by: FeatherBlade

No Va is only part of the Eastern District. The rest is further south and southwest of DC. E.g. Norfolk, Richmond, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 05:51 PM (WDjG6)

166 Now you. What do you admit to?
____

Nothing embarrassing to report here.

Posted by: Jeffrey "Zoomin'" Toobin at September 24, 2025 05:51 PM (Cd9aJ)

167 Soothsayer, actually, at least a few months ago on X, Naomi Wolf was approaching high levels of real self-reflection. Sounded much more centrist/conservative on some things.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (/p+XQ)

Some may actually honestly do such a thing. The clever ones will pretend to as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:52 PM (8avO+)

168 BOMBSHELL: Senior DOJ Epstein Investigator Reveals “Epstein Was CIA” – Confirms R*pes Occurred While Bill Clinton Was on the Plane

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2025 05:52 PM (NqxCU)

169 I actually didn't know that lying to Congress was a crime anymore. So many have done it and so often I thought that it was just de rigueur for any Democrat testifying and for Republicans to ignore.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2025 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

170 I got raptured, but it was a catch and release program.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 05:53 PM (gKWVE)

171
btw, I must say...

Lara Logan is aging wonderfully. She's getting more lovely. And her Calcium Cannons are stupendous. Nice gams, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 05:53 PM (bJEkt)

172 Being a Pine-Scented Druid Twitter Philosopher
Posted by: Sharkman
........

Numer 4 being a capital offense.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM (UjdFS)

Genocide against tiny shellfish in a wetlands area.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:53 PM (8avO+)

173
Well, if the area is deep blue residents, as suggested by the DU Intercept, they may not have received the update that Comey is now A Hero of The Left, and Part of the Resistance Against Trump
Posted by: FeatherBlade

================

A smart prosecutor might even subtly play up his torpedoing of Hillary 2016.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 05:55 PM (n7CIX)

174 Sarah Silverman's eyes are so close together she looks like ALF!.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 05:50 PM (bJEkt)

I never got her. Annoying voice and in your face attitude that was never commensurate with her level of hotness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)

175 >> Minnesota Democrats kill a turncoat who votes with the Republican and its Right Wing Violence.

Sure thing.


That story died as soon as the WaPo reported on the letter to the FBI claiming Walz wanted him to kill their US Senators so he could take their place. First, if you have to admit the guy was loony toons based on the letter you can't pin political motivation. Second, even setting aside the first, no real MAGA would want Walz in the Senate. So the story dies until they need to breathe it new life to find a false equivalence to Charlie by taking advantage of their clueless partisan audience.

Posted by: the dandy at September 24, 2025 05:55 PM (8l8nW)

176
So... anybody get raptured??
Posted by: qdpsteve


I dropped eggs on Japan.

Posted by: Raptured Duck at September 24, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

177 No doubt he will also be indicted for leaking classified information to his lawyer.

And even if he's not convicted, let him get a full measure of the process is the punishment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 05:55 PM (ZK+rz)

178 It's only been a crime to lie to Congress if your a Conservative since Barky days

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 05:56 PM (+qU29)

179 7. Crimes against humility.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 05:56 PM (i24o9)

180 Letitica and Comey:

"James and James"
::: looking at each other :::
Not related.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2025 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

181 BOMBSHELL: Senior DOJ Epstein Investigator Reveals “Epstein Was CIA” – Confirms R*pes Occurred While Bill Clinton Was on the Plane
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2025 05:52 PM (NqxCU)

If you were gonna bet on these things, either of those two "bombshells" would have been even odds at best.

Now, if you told me Epstein was secretly working for the Finns, and that there are credible reports that Charles Grassley was banging broads on the plane, that would be a bombshell.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 05:56 PM (dGCAG)

182 James Comey will do well in jail. He's got a pillow biter jawline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (4p/Io)

183 From the Reuters poll.

If a poll showing Trump at 40% shows Republicans winning on crime by 20 and economy by 10 the Communists are cooked, as the kid say today. Cuz that’s a heavily skewed Communist poll to begin with.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (wrRTB)

184 I wonder if this has anything to do with Trump the other day saying Pam needs to get busy.
Posted by: BurtTC

And the hot take will be Trump is forcing indictments of political enemies...and then 2 days later we find the grand jury had already indicted them.

Posted by: Big Jake at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (cPGH3)

185 Raptured or enraptured?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (4p/Io)

186 Comey karma is coming!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (/p+XQ)

187 Epstein was with Big Lutefisk?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (Jg8yx)

188 Yeah, Silverman was HAF for a little bit, she's mostly just aged out and really is a non-entity at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (ZK+rz)

189 James Comey is the kind of guy who pees with his hands on his hips and makes eye contact with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (4p/Io)

190 182 James Comey will do well in jail. He's got a pillow biter jawline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (4p/Io)

Someone earlier posted the joke:

Man goes to prison. His cellmate says, "Do you want to be the Husband or the Wife?"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

191 Naomi was very pretty. I think she still is. she's a little nutty but then so am I!

I'm very excited about Comey's indictment. I had a fantastic day work-wise today too. Also can he still teach at W&M from jail I wonder lol

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 24, 2025 05:58 PM (FHttA)

192 From the Reuters poll.

If a poll showing Trump at 40% shows Republicans winning on crime by 20 and economy by 10 the Communists are cooked, as the kid say today. Cuz that’s a heavily skewed Communist poll to begin with.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (wrRTB)

It's adults so it included dogs, cats, and planaria

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 05:59 PM (8avO+)

193 Hopefully, the objective is to flip this clown.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 24, 2025 05:59 PM (6t8M3)

194 Wouldn't Jeannie Pirro's office handle Comey's case in DC?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 24, 2025 05:59 PM (VPPG8)

195 Indict James, Comey, Cook, and all the rest. Keep hitting the Dems and bureaucracy. Keep them off balance. Don't give them a chance to have a solid response.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2025 05:59 PM (BLGhW)

196 I wonder if this has anything to do with Trump the other day saying Pam needs to get busy.
Posted by: BurtTC

And the hot take will be Trump is forcing indictments of political enemies...and then 2 days later we find the grand jury had already indicted them.
Posted by: Big Jake at September 24, 2025 05:57 PM (cPGH3)

No doubt. God in His heaven has got to be pissed, first they were saying Jimmy Kimmel was a martyr, now they'll say this clown is one.

My hope is Comey is just the first domino, that Brennan and Clapper are next, then we can go "higher" up the chain from there.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (dGCAG)

197 Going:

flip the clown, but still let him land on the griddle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (/p+XQ)

198 Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

199 "And the gigantic goony-goo-hoo bigfoot"

I understood that reference.jpg

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (gUs21)

200 Raptured or enraptured?"

Blondie says...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (tubbA)

201 In addition to sabotaging President Trump's escalator and teleprompter, the UN Hive of Villainy and Scum also sabotaged the sound in the auditorium (for those not listening with translation earpieces).

[Pull Quote:] "The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.” This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN."

https://is.gd/wyDdKQ

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (ZD91g)

202 Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

I want to see Brennan swing. Dirty commie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (i24o9)

203 Give DC back to the Nacotchtank!

It is their rightful land!!
Posted by: Lefty Spirit Persun at September 24, 2025 05:50
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Never heard of them on the Westerns I grew up on in the 60's. Fake news.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (hoCmQ)

204 From Wiki:

"Newton spent a great deal of time trying to discover hidden messages within the Bible. After 1690, Newton wrote a number of religious tracts dealing with the literal interpretation of the Bible. In a manuscript Newton wrote in 1704, he describes his attempts to extract scientific information from the Bible. He estimated that the world would end no earlier than 2060."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

205 Nice to recall The Donald said, "We caught them all".

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (ehY6c)

206 Your wife is a Bigfoot, Gus!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (4p/Io)

207
You know what really hurt sarah silverman's appeal? Getting nood in that horrible movie she did. She has a terrible body. Totally unappealing.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:02 PM (bJEkt)

208 202 Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

I want to see Brennan swing. Dirty commie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (i24o9)

Obama

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2025 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

209 Fun Fact:

Newton wrote more about religion than science.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 06:02 PM (ZK+rz)

210 These things take time, I doubt you come up with a indictment in days

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (+qU29)

211
This Rapture thing came from some South African preacher claiming he had a vision, and that went viral on Tik Tok. Yes, Tik Tok.

It didn't come from the numerological Old Testament/Jewish Calendar type "calculations" but I see they've picked up on it, declaring the "alignment is perfect!".

The lack of Rapture therefore proves that the Pre-Tribulation rapture was false. But the Tribulation has begun. Only problem with that is we should've had a peace treaty with Israel by the Antichrist. No problem, it was just done in secret, you see....

Anyway, the Third Temple should be set on May 31, 2026. Second Coming will be Yom Kipper on Sept 15, 2032.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (w6EFb)

212 Silverman is in non-sexual shower scene with Michelle Williams in "Take This Waltz", FWIW

Posted by: Jeffrey "Zoomin'" Toobin at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (Cd9aJ)

213 Neanderthals are ugly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (Jg8yx)

214 I can always tell when Cankles has a bout of anxiety over her criminal past. She climbs out from under her rock and goes all commie rules for radical on talk show

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (VPPG8)

215 Keep the pens away from Comey

Posted by: PA Dutchman at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (CFJ6G)

216 Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

I want to see Brennan swing. Dirty commie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (i24o9)

I won't mention any names, but someone has started a multiple part series on how Brennan was the cause of 9/11, by letting the terrorists into the country, as some sort of asset, then losing track of them, and not telling the FBI.

Who knows how true it is. I sure don't, but it's one of those things where I'm perfectly capable of believing it, with or without evidence.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (dGCAG)

217 Never heard of them on the Westerns I grew up on in the 60's. Fake news."

The Hekawe say "it's ours"

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (tubbA)

218 heh, and what of Comey's ire for Trump for oh 8 or 12 years?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (rvwwT)

219 "So... anybody get raptured??
Posted by: qdpsteve
"

It's been a while.

Posted by: Blondie at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (vFG9F)

220 I’m okay with Comey being arrested and held without bond (flight risk) for a few years.

Posted by: Squid at September 24, 2025 06:04 PM (LRROc)

221 What movie was she nekkid in?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 06:05 PM (wrRTB)

222 Your wife is a Bigfoot, Gus!
---
Don't need to discuss much...

Posted by: Paul Simon at September 24, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

223 Captain Fantastic, LOL.
Hillary's life now looks literally like those "sure Grandma, let's get you to bed" memes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:05 PM (/p+XQ)

224 Brennan can have a career in Hollywood, playing the dirty Intel guy always looking to defeat Murca from within.
Damn, what an ugly man. I believe he has an ugly soul.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2025 06:06 PM (cPGH3)

225 Blondie, LOL.

If Deborah Harry had a stroke and started spouting gibberish at the end of a live performance of Rapture, would anyone in the audience ever be able to tell???

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:06 PM (/p+XQ)

226 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 06:02 PM (ZK+rz)

Very interesting man .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 06:06 PM (IeCgc)

227
Oh, this does not rule out the mid-Trib Rapture theory. That could happen on Apr 5, 2029....

And asteroid Apophis, which is "Wormwood" will hit Apr. 13, 2029.

So, mark you calendars....

(BTW, it should be obvious, but no, I don't buy any of this stuff, just find it fascinating).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 06:06 PM (w6EFb)

228 I won't mention any names, but someone has started a multiple part series on how Brennan was the cause of 9/11, by letting the terrorists into the country, as some sort of asset, then losing track of them, and not telling the FBI.

Who knows how true it is. I sure don't, but it's one of those things where I'm perfectly capable of believing it, with or without evidence.
Posted by: BurtTC

I thought the Jews did 9/11.
- Tucker

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (wrRTB)

229 Hillary's life now looks literally like those "sure Grandma, let's get you to bed" memes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:05 PM (/p+XQ)

She looks like she's fallen and couldn't get up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (i24o9)

230 James Comey is a looming dufus.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (t0Out)

231 Lotta ‘ifs’ and ‘likelies’ and other weasel words in this reporting. Heed my advice above.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (yv+lu)

232 Unfortunately James legal defense will be paid for by the NY taxpayers due to state Democrats inserting insane language into the recent budget. They gave her coverage for charges that don't even relate to her official duties.

Posted by: Liberty at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (TK8Ss)

233
Do you know how hard it is for teets to be unappealing? Pretty darn hard. But Sarah Silverman's breasts were the plainest, non-descript, bland, shapeless, off-putting, miserable, depressing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (bJEkt)

234 What's Worm Wood?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (Jg8yx)

235 Flounder, with her pants full, no less.

I honestly don't think that either Bill or Hil is long for this world.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (/p+XQ)

236 I won't mention any names, but someone has started a multiple part series on how Brennan was the cause of 9/11, by letting the terrorists into the country, as some sort of asset, then losing track of them, and not telling the FBI.

Who knows how true it is. I sure don't, but it's one of those things where I'm perfectly capable of believing it, with or without evidence.
--------

I'd like a real and thorough investigation of the Murrah bombing in Oklahoma City. I think there's a possibility the venn diagram of the ancilary cast of that one and the ancilary cast of 9/11 overlap.

Posted by: Paul Simon at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

237 Deborah Harry had a stroke and started spouting gibberish at the end of a live performance of Rapture, would anyone in the audience ever be able to tell???"

So, rap "music "....

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:08 PM (tubbA)

238 Is it wrong of me wanting to add a billion other fake charges against him so he has to go bankrupt defending himself against all the fake charges for years and years, but then still gets thrown in jail for perjury?

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 24, 2025 06:08 PM (EES2L)

239 >> I want to see Brennan swing. Dirty commie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (i24o9)


Doesn't he have a longer SoL based on false testimony as recent as 2023?

Posted by: the dandy at September 24, 2025 06:08 PM (8l8nW)

240 Do you know how hard it is for teets to be unappealing? Pretty darn hard. But Sarah Silverman's breasts were the plainest, non-descript, bland, shapeless, off-putting, miserable, depressing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (bJEkt)

lol

I have the opposite assessment. She looked better without her clothes, probably because it detracted from her stupid, smug screechy-voiced face.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:08 PM (i24o9)

241 They gave her coverage for charges that don't even relate to her official duties.
Posted by: Liberty

Lawsuit by an interested party would put quit to that post haste. Namely, a Taxpayer.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2025 06:08 PM (cPGH3)

242 Soothsayer, sounds like you've done your research :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:09 PM (/p+XQ)

243 Do they even have drapes in Federal Prison?

They'd have to be fiberglass.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2025 06:09 PM (FhXTo)

244 Deborah Harry had a stroke and started spouting gibberish at the end of a live performance of Rapture, would anyone in the audience ever be able to tell???"

So, rap "music "....
Posted by: man at September 24

Debbie Harry was at Target but couldn't reach the laundry detergent.

The Tide was high.

Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2025 06:09 PM (3qqPv)

245 If these are DC Juries the traitors will get off.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 06:09 PM (jc0TO)

246 She looks like she's fallen and couldn't get up.

And should continue "falling" another six feet.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2025 06:10 PM (a4flb)

247 Holy fucking hell. Tesla stock is up 100% since April.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 06:10 PM (wrRTB)

248 Do you know how hard it is for teets to be unappealing? Pretty darn hard. But Sarah Silverman's breasts were the plainest, non-descript, bland, shapeless, off-putting, miserable, depressing I have ever seen.
Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post

Damn. Had no desire to see them til now!
Got a link?

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2025 06:10 PM (cPGH3)

249 Soothsayer, actually, at least a few months ago on X, Naomi Wolf was approaching high levels of real self-reflection. Sounded much more centrist/conservative on some things.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:49 PM

------------

COVID fraud woke.her up and she's done some good investigative work on it
I wouldn't say she's based yet but she is definitely moving in the right direction.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 24, 2025 06:10 PM (1Au9i)

250 The Tide was high."

Heh. FWIW, "Dreaming" has the best drumming...ever.

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (tubbA)

251 234 What's Worm Wood?

$20?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

252 James Comey is accused of murder, assaulting a Justice of the Peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statutory rape of a minor of the black race, derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of post offices, breaking out of a State prison, counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money, and the accused is also guilty of promoting prostitution in high places of authority, illegal postal pick up with the intention of selling black fugitive slaves, raped a virgin nun, stealing stolen goods, buying and selling stolen goods and selling his wife and children for money.

Posted by: Judge Smails at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (R/m4+)

253
I'd guess President Trump is most displeased about how the DOJ handled Lisa Cook's fraud -- they did nothing.

That put PDT in a terrible position. And now we're stuck with her.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (bJEkt)

254 Why is there a five-year statute of limitations for lying to Congress, perjury, and assorted other crimes that may get Federal politicians and bureaucrats arrested and tried?

I suppose five days was expected to be too hard to sell to the rubes.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (5rh/l)

255 She looks like she's fallen and couldn't get up.

And should continue "falling" another six feet.
-------

When Hillary passes, can you imagine the resulting rise in public urination charges?

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)

256 @241

>>Lawsuit by an interested party would put quit to that post haste. Namely, a Taxpayer.

Sadly, any suite would be thrown out for standing.

The courts reasoning would be, your duly elected representatives enacted this through the legislative process and if you want different laws, vote in different representatives.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (ZK+rz)

257
Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

I want to see Brennan swing. Dirty commie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

===============

Cankles tops my list. She labored to undermine the American middle class for a good 30 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (n7CIX)

258 Bigsmith, thanks for refreshing my memory!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (/p+XQ)

259
They'll be happier if they spend more time with their kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

Not DC, but the suburbs.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (8X72a)

260 So...

This counts as "doing something," yes?

Try Comey. If he's guilty, lock him up for fucking ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (hiIEu)

261 Got a link?"

Don't....

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (tubbA)

262 Haven't had time to read many of the comments, so don't know if anyone has linked this, but in case you haven't seen it: on the Presidential Walk of Fame, Joe Biden's picture has been replaced with a photo of his autopen signature.

https://tinyurl.com/msuffthz

Posted by: Paco at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (mADJX)

263 I'd like a real and thorough investigation of the Murrah bombing in Oklahoma City. I think there's a possibility the venn diagram of the ancilary cast of that one and the ancilary cast of 9/11 overlap.
Posted by: Paul Simon at September 24, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

I can believe it. We know there's an official narrative for any number of events, some we've had questions about for years, and now, given what we know about that organization, we have to question pretty much everything.

Another example: The Atlanta serial killings. There are people who swear the FBI, and local law enforcement, let a creepy white guy who had "parties" at his home, go scot free, while they indicted Wayne Williams on, I think one of the killings, based on carpet fibers. Nobody else has ever been charged with the rest, they just assume Wayne did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

264 Okay, let's try this again:

245 If these are DC Juries the traitors will get off.
Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 06:09 PM (jc0TO)

Not DC, but its suburbs.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2025 06:13 PM (8X72a)

265
>>>Had no desire to see them til now!
Got a link?
Posted by: MkY

>>>Silverman is in non-sexual shower scene with Michelle Williams in "Take This Waltz", FWIW


I suppose Google images will still have it.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:13 PM (bJEkt)

266

If only celebrity nudity existed on the Internet. They just don't have the technology yet

Posted by: Josephistan at September 24, 2025 06:13 PM (3qqPv)

267 And then what?
Gallows,
Firing Squad,
Tar and Feather.
Short of this and it's all fake justice.

Posted by: sTevo at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (CWGlO)

268 >> What's Worm Wood?

Third Trumpet Judgement, Rev. 8:10-11:

10 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;

11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (w6EFb)

269 Doug Ross Substack had a great review of the Coup D'etat in the Illustrated spygate scandal series. There was all kinds of people who should be indicted

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (+qU29)

270 Feel good story of the day
yeah baby lets get busy on this muzzie

BREAKING: Hegseth seeks permission of Trump to execute Nidal Hasan

https://tinyurl.com/bd3am2pd

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (VPPG8)

271 James Comey is accused of murder, assaulting a Justice of the Peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statutory rape of a minor of the black race, derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of post offices, breaking out of a State prison, counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money, and the accused is also guilty of promoting prostitution in high places of authority, illegal postal pick up with the intention of selling black fugitive slaves, raped a virgin nun, stealing stolen goods, buying and selling stolen goods and selling his wife and children for money.
Posted by: Judge Smails

I plead not guilty for most of 'em, your honor... but that nun? Dressed the way she was? She was asking for it!

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (cPGH3)

272 ShainS, yup. MakeTEA!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (/p+XQ)

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Nice acronym, steve

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (ZD91g)

273 Afternoon, all,

I hadn't been checking the blog since this morning. Good news: "Democrats are no longer above the law." Heh, heh, heh. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (cCu74)

274 In the interest of science, I looked up the Silverman titties. Ok not the greatest titties ever but acceptable.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 06:15 PM (wrRTB)

275 Yom Kipper

When's Yom Haddock?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 06:15 PM (gKWVE)

276 2033 is The Big Finale.

Posted by: FIN at September 24, 2025 06:15 PM (oftw2)

277 >> 254 Why is there a five-year statute of limitations for lying to Congress, perjury, and assorted other crimes that may get Federal politicians and bureaucrats arrested and tried?

Should be 10. You could lie to Congress in the first term (cough-Eric Holder-cough) and the SoL expires during the second term so you never face any consequences.

Posted by: the dandy at September 24, 2025 06:15 PM (8l8nW)

278 198 Yes. Clapper is my big fish wish. Right behind Cankles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2025 06:00 PM (4p/Io)

Comey probably made getting Cankles impossible by turning the FBI into an accessory after the fact and destroying g her aids' laptops.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (8X72a)

279 I hope they also charge Comey for creepily hiding behind curtains.
It should be a crime to be so creepy.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (6U1c2)

280
I think what's happening at the DOJ is most of the lawyers there are just ignoring/blowing off Pam Bondi, and she has no recourse because she won't do what's necessary and kill these people who defy her.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (bJEkt)

281 The lack of Rapture therefore proves that the Pre-Tribulation rapture was false. But the Tribulation has begun. Only problem with that is we should've had a peace treaty with Israel by the Antichrist. No problem, it was just done in secret, you see....

Anyway, the Third Temple should be set on May 31, 2026. Second Coming will be Yom Kipper on Sept 15, 2032.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 06:03 PM (w6EFb)

They could always pull what one sect did after several failed second coming predictions. Just say that it happened on schedule, but was INVISIBLE.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

282 253
I'd guess President Trump is most displeased about how the DOJ handled Lisa Cook's fraud -- they did nothing.

That put PDT in a terrible position. And now we're stuck with her.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:11 PM (bJEkt)


They keep making mountains out of molehills. I suppose it's impossible to keep PDT from going public too soon. I also suppose they could not tell him about these possible indictments. I also also suppose they don't want to need to look for new jobs. PDT is who is.

+wqho what he is.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (5rh/l)

283 Feel good story of the day
yeah baby lets get busy on this muzzie

BREAKING: Hegseth seeks permission of Trump to execute Nidal Hasan

https://tinyurl.com/bd3am2pd

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 24, 2025 06:14 PM (VPPG

LFG!

It's been too long for justice for the victims and their families.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (i24o9)

284 I hope they also charge Comey for creepily hiding behind curtains.
It should be a crime to be so creepy.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (6U1c2)

where in a 19th century building are their curtains that could hide 6 foot 11 Comey?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

285 What ever came of Hillary Africanus's medicine cabinet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 06:17 PM (Jg8yx)

286 If only celebrity nudity existed on the Internet. They just don't have the technology yet.

Nakedness dude ottoman?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:17 PM (tubbA)

287 39 it's worth noting as to why this took so long; in both cases, the relevant investigator had to be fired for refusing to make the indictment,

--

Who were the investigators?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 24, 2025 06:17 PM (6U1c2)

288
silverman's entire body is bad -- no hips, just straight lines. Her legs are shapeless.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM (bJEkt)

289 I hope they also charge Comey for creepily hiding behind curtains.
It should be a crime to be so creepy.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (6U1c2)

Also for creepily creeping on tween Swifites.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM (i24o9)

290 Hey Comee,

Break out your wallet

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM (NtVYv)

291 The traitor John Brennan is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM (sAmhv)

292 201 In addition to sabotaging President Trump's escalator and teleprompter, the UN Hive of Villainy and Scum also sabotaged the sound in the auditorium (for those not listening with translation earpieces).

[Pull Quote:] "The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.” This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN."

https://is.gd/wyDdKQ

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 06:01 PM (ZD91g)


If the UN is going to be that disrespectful of world leaders, then there's no reason for us to keep hosting them, since we Americans have class and that behavior is beneath us.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (s23qh)

293 Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey chameleon...

Posted by: Boy George at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (/p+XQ)

294 The traitor John Brennan is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM (sAmhv)


Saying the same thing about Biden got me kicked off Twitter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (i24o9)

295 Another example: The Atlanta serial killings. There are people who swear the FBI, and local law enforcement, let a creepy white guy who had "parties" at his home, go scot free, while they indicted Wayne Williams on, I think one of the killings, based on carpet fibers. Nobody else has ever been charged with the rest, they just assume Wayne did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

I remember that horrid period. Those children deserve justice and they did not get it. I agree with you on reopening those files. Heaven knows there are plenty more similar stories around the country, it would be nice if some of the perps actually paid a price.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (wLjpr)

296 Off 1980s legwarmer/sock

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (/p+XQ)

297 So I'm just now reading that leftists are also making progress in reducing the number of illegals living in the country.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (3uBP9)

298 What ever came of Hillary Africanus's medicine cabinet?
Scipio took it...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (tubbA)

299
Ah, yes, the "workplace violence" fucko.

Right? That's nidal hassan?

I remembered.

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (bJEkt)

300 charge Comey with all the things known and unknown just to safe...we like safe

Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2025 06:20 PM (8uzBS)

301 Another example: The Atlanta serial killings. There are people who swear the FBI, and local law enforcement, let a creepy white guy who had "parties" at his home, go scot free, while they indicted Wayne Williams on, I think one of the killings, based on carpet fibers. Nobody else has ever been charged with the rest, they just assume Wayne did it.
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What's weird about that time period is just a couple of hours away in Columbus Georgia there was not one but two serial rapists/killers operating. There was a LOT of evil going on in Georgia.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

302 Fucking with the mic was retarded. The speech is not intended for the people there in the building. it’s intended for the world. Did they think the TV cameras wouldn’t capture the audio? lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 24, 2025 06:20 PM (wrRTB)

303
Hegseth seeks permission of Trump to execute Nidal Hasan

https://tinyurl.com/bd3am2pd
Posted by: Captain Fantastic

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GOOD.

Meh: "The current method of execution in the U.S. military is lethal injection."

I'd prefer hanging.

Not a firing squad -- it's too heroic somehow, unless he's just dragged into a dirty yard and stood up against a splintery post while a couple of guys in camo are handed rifles and someone says "Hey, get the cat out of the way."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 06:20 PM (n7CIX)

304 >>> 295 Another example: The Atlanta serial killings. There are people who swear the FBI, and local law enforcement, let a creepy white guy who had "parties" at his home, go scot free, while they indicted Wayne Williams on, I think one of the killings, based on carpet fibers. Nobody else has ever been charged with the rest, they just assume Wayne did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

I remember that horrid period. Those children deserve justice and they did not get it. I agree with you on reopening those files. Heaven knows there are plenty more similar stories around the country, it would be nice if some of the perps actually paid a price.
Posted by: moki at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (wLjpr)

Wasn't it only a few years ago that we started to get a lot of bad news about the competence of the Eff.Bee.EYE crime labs?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)

305 They could always pull what one sect did after several failed second coming predictions. Just say that it happened on schedule, but was INVISIBLE.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

Did nobody read the part where He told us we would know neither the hour nor the place? I think He was pretty clear about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 24, 2025 06:21 PM (urtE/)

306 Emmie, Feds should suddenly "discover" that the UN was built on stolen American Indian land.

Evict, tear down and put up NYC's first casino. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2025 06:21 PM (/p+XQ)

307
Fucking with the mic was retarded. The speech is not intended for the people there in the building. it’s intended for the world. Did they think the TV cameras wouldn’t capture the audio? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

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Besides which, of COURSE he had a paper backup. He read out of a binder. Binders full of MAGA in fact!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 06:21 PM (n7CIX)

308 They should change it to hanging pinata.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 06:21 PM (Jg8yx)

309 If the UN is going to be that disrespectful of world leaders, then there's no reason for us to keep hosting them, since we Americans have class and that behavior is beneath us.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 24, 2025 06:19 PM (s23qh)

The way Trump 2.0 is going, I wouldn't be entirely surprised if he did kick them out.

This seems to be the dawn of the era of not letting petty shit slide.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 06:22 PM (06Hmj)

310 Love the delay/warning. Make him sweat a little.

"Nothing concentrates the mind more knowing one is to be hanged in a fortnight." ~ I Forget Who

Posted by: RickZ at September 24, 2025 06:23 PM (gKDq2)

311 I still believe that the Rapture already happened a thousand years ago, and no one noticed because no one made it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (06Hmj)

312 Jeff Goldblum cornholing Silverman on The League is one of the funniest moments on TV since I Love Lucy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (wBaIH)

313
where in a 19th century building are their curtains that could hide 6 foot 11 Comey?
Posted by: Oldcat

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You mean where in a 20th century building! They built big, beautiful buildings in the 19th.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (n7CIX)

314

nood


NOOODeth

Posted by: Soothsayer introduces boobs to this post at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (bJEkt)

315 "Nothing concentrates the mind more knowing one is to be hanged in a fortnight." ~ I Forget Who
Posted by: RickZ at September 24, 2025 06:23 PM (gKDq2)

I know this one!

David Carradine!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (06Hmj)

316 We're at the serpent sending the flood against the woman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2025 06:25 PM (Jg8yx)

317 What's going on with Tyrus and the View?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at September 24, 2025 06:26 PM (urtE/)

318 JOY REID: “JD Vance got into Yale because they were tired of just letting in white men from New York … from all the elite schools. They wanted an Appalachian white. That's how that man got into Yale, I promise you … That's also affirmative action and DEI.”

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 06:26 PM (L/fGl)

319 You mean where in a 20th century building! They built big, beautiful buildings in the 19th.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 06:24 PM (n7CIX)

yes but nobody could reach the top because they were short. His noggin should be popping out the top.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+)

320 All I know is that the DOJ and FBI shut up abruptly after acknowledging finding a wealth of information in those burn bags within the FBI HQ. Not commenting on continuing investigations is policy. I'm guessing whatever was found there relates, at least in some fashion, to Comey.

You are never going to find readable contents in a burn bag unless someone purposefully set it up that way. Burn bags are always stuffed with shredded or pulped documents. This is standard procedure.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2025 06:26 PM (dIske)

321 I savor the fact Comey has weathered the wait for the statute of limitations to run out...probably even toasting it as he gets within its final week. And then gets the news its going to happen and has to brace for it the last week.

That there is solid intimidation.

Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2025 06:27 PM (8uzBS)

322 JOY REID: “JD Vance got into Yale because they were tired of just letting in white men from New York … from all the elite schools. They wanted an Appalachian white. That's how that man got into Yale, I promise you … That's also affirmative action and DEI.”

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 06:26 PM (L/fGl)

Reid is a dope. The last person a East Coaster would want is someone from flyover country.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

323 The traitor John Brennan is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2025 06:18 PM


Brennan would have end up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 06:29 PM (jc0TO)

324 What's weird about that time period is just a couple of hours away in Columbus Georgia there was not one but two serial rapists/killers operating. There was a LOT of evil going on in Georgia.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

I blame Charlie Daniels.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2025 06:37 PM (dGCAG)

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