Reports: Classified Documents Found In Search of John Bolton's Washington, DC Office

No one is above the law.

The documents weren't at his home, but his office. That's not legally relevant. I just think that people will naturally think "home" and I'm just clarifying it's his office.

He's such a limpwristed cuck he probably doesn't even have sick shelves in his office like real men do.

FBI agents executing a search warrant at former national security adviser John Bolton's downtown Washington office last month turned up documents marked as classified, according to a court filing released Tuesday.
A description of the documents gathered in the Aug. 22 search suggested they included materials that referenced weapons of mass destruction, the U.S. mission to the United Nations and records related to the U.S. government's strategic communications.
The inventory by an FBI agent doesn't specify the number of suspected classified documents. But it lists several collections or folders that were labeled "confidential" and some pages marked "secret." The heading on at least one set marked "confidential" was redacted from the inventory, filed earlier this month in federal court in Washington.

As was the case with Trump, Bolton had long refused to give up the classified documents when the government demanded them. (But unlike Trump, he had no presidential power to declare the documents unclassified.)

A judge warned Bolton that he may have committed a crime in publishing classified information in his anti-Trump book. The judge didn't rule that the book's publication should be stopped, reasoning that Bolton had already sent out hundreds of copies and the secrets he exposed were no longer secret.

And then Biden dropped the case against his political ally.

Both search warrant applications indicated FBI agents were seeking evidence related to three felony offenses, including gathering, transmitting or losing national defense information in violation of the Espionage Act and retaining classified information without permission.
In Trump's first term, Bolton faced a lawsuit claiming he included classified information in a book he wrote after leaving the administration. A federal judge warned publicly that the former White House official's actions might have been criminal. However, a Justice Department probe did not lead to charges and was eventually dropped under the Biden administration in 2021.

Now watch Politico suddenly become skeptical of claims of a foreign country (most likely Russian) hacking into a Democrat's emails.

It’s not known when the investigation restarted. Court filings indicate that investigators determined that Bolton’s AOL email account was hacked by a foreign entity, although details of the alleged hack and how the U.S. became aware of it remain unclear.

This newfound skepticism is deployed to help Bolton. Politico is challenging the claim that Bolton's illegal and sloppy handling of classified information but that information into the hands of RUSSIAN AGENTS.

You of course remember that whenever anyone on the right points out that there is very little evidence for the claim that RUSSIAN AGENTS hacked DNC emails to help Trump, we're accused of being AGENTS OF PUTIN.

But of course left-wingers can deny Putin's hacking all day long because there's just no way that socialist far-left extremists like "reporters" could never be accused of siding with a communist dictator. That just wouldn't make any sense!

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
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Classified material was reportedly seized from the home of John Bolton. For politicians and pundits who insisted that classified material found at Mar-a-Lago justified that raid, the goose just met the gander in the narrative surrounding the Bolton raid...
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...Sen. Adam Schiff previously supported the raid on Mar-0-Lago as necessary if there were any classified documents still in Trump's possession after leaving office. However, he denounced the raid on Bolton's home.
...I was skeptical of both raids. Ordinarily, documents have been secured and retrieved without such raids. However, any discovery of classified material comes after years of conflict over classified information with Bolton, particularly related to his book.

Below: Apparently four of the seized folders are labled "Trump I" through "Trump IV."

JUST RELEASED: The list of what was seized during the raid on John Bolton's home and office has been obtained and includes folders labeled "Trump I-IV." The FBI is now investigating him for potentially criminally mishandling classified US national defense information. pic.twitter.com/LVD6s7VIuc
— DeVory Darkins (@devorydarkins) September 4, 2025

3 years ago, John Bolton raced to a TV studio to criticize President Trump over classified documents.

"I don't think he cared about the classification system. I don't think he appreciated the sensitivity of this information. ... He liked cool things, he saw things that so he… https://t.co/JdnLBfilW2 pic.twitter.com/oojEbtann7
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) August 22, 2025

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1
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at September 24, 2025 03:22 PM (3ek7K)

2 blecch

more pond scum rises to the surface

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

3 AOL email?

It's like 1995 all over again!

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:22 PM (tubbA)

4 4 seasons, we have defeated The Blade

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

5 Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC
bbc.in/46jnMiX
Was this what Jim Sunk New Dawn had?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 03:23 PM (gKWVE)

6 Bwaha

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 24, 2025 03:23 PM (6U1c2)

7
kallisto,

Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at September 24, 2025 03:24 PM (3ek7K)

8 Another small pond in the Swamp getting drained.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 24, 2025 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

9 Make him shave the stupid mustache.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:24 PM (UnA8+)

10 He couldn't afford a shredder?

Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2025 03:24 PM (dzEj0)

11 4 4 seasons, we have defeated The Blade
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

Sounds like the concept for an interesting movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (ix8EF)

12
hahaha, Ace slipped in a shelves yuk-yuk!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (bJEkt)

13 Hoist by his own Picard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (uWKK8)

14 This could potentially be very important because the applicable statute of limitations might have a "discovery rule" that extends the time if the crime was concealed and later revealed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

15 Nood - Top Secret docs found in "Stache's" (John Bolton) residence.

I am reasonably sure that every single big shot in Washington has a sheaf of classified stuff in their apartment that they use to consult with.

but not the bitchen shelves

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (dfIr7)

16 Sounds like the concept for an interesting movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (ix8EF)

yes. my life used to be more like a soap opera. Now it is sort of a bilingual fever dream.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

17 Leave John Bolton alone!

Posted by: Sandy Berger at September 24, 2025 03:26 PM (gKWVE)

18 I did call them yanno

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

19 I never cared for Bolton. Another neocon stooge.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

20 Payback is a Bitch.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (AdHga)

21
Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC
bbc.in/46jnMiX
Was this what Jim Sunk New Dawn had?
Posted by: gKWVE

===============

Lou Gehrig's Disease. Different.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (n7CIX)

22 HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (ULPxl)

23 The Mustache will soon need another host being.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

24 Really? Oh boy!!

Posted by: Nothing will happen at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

25 4 4 seasons, we have defeated The Blade
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

Sounds like the concept for an interesting movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (ix8EF)
___

The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

26 When can we expect to see Bolton as a guest on Kimmel's show?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (5yDGQ)

27 Ah, so he "Stached" them in his office.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (dIske)

28 23 The Mustache will soon need another host being.
Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

It will appear upon the visage of AOC, to show that she has well and truly hit the Abuela wall.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

29 What are the odds that Lou Gehrig would die of Lou Gehrig's Disease? It's got to be astronomical.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (EvjHd)

30 23 The Mustache will soon need another host being.
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He could plausibly be the next Pringle's man.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (AdHga)

31 Now wait just a darned minute!

People still use AOL?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (IBQGV)

32
I wonder what nasty things are living in that mustache. It's so gross looking.

Posted by: fourseasons at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (3ek7K)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

34 but not the bitchen shelves
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 03:25 PM (dfIr7)

Whether or not this is a typo, it's pretty funny.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (k9OZB)

35 Why didn't Bolton burn, shred, or otherwise dispose of the papers? I'm getting rather tired of my enemies turning out to be feckless twits.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

36 I want to hear about the jailhouse ruffian's using his stache to clean out the latrines.

Posted by: Pam Blondie at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (abIsI)

37 25 The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

====

Suddenly, I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye, frozen in place once declaring himself invincible for the final time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

38 It will appear upon the visage of AOC, to show that she has well and truly hit the Abuela wall.
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Has her legs swollen yet?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (AdHga)

39 Leave John Bolton alone!
Posted by: Sandy Berger at September 24, 2025 03:26 PM (gKWVE)

I agree!

Posted by: John Brennan at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (BW+Gb)

40 He's a nutty guy and probably couldn't tell the difference between classified and unclassified stuff. Bolton loves to bomb people and he also like to read up on all the latest bombs and wants to try them out. He was always coming into my office waiving some weapons specs and talking excitedly about killing this guy or that guy...He's crazy that way.

Posted by: President Donaldo Trumpski at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (jqPhM)

41 He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Hope you're ready to do battle with a certain Poriferan.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

42 I bitterly remember when I thought this piece of shit was cool.

Good to kick the ego down every now and then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

43 The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (WDjG6)

44 Some Dutch guys I used to work with enjoyed calling my goatee a "face pussy."

Wonder if Bolton will actually find out that his moustache is the pubes around his gloryhole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

45
msnbc cocksucker hoaxer faggot "Justice & Intelligence Correspondent" ken dilanian: "I think we can conclude ICE was targeted here."

That quote is verbatim.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (bJEkt)

46 >>> 35 Why didn't Bolton burn, shred, or otherwise dispose of the papers? I'm getting rather tired of my enemies turning out to be feckless twits.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

Fat should have put them in his Camaro!

Posted by: Brandon at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (ULPxl)

47 off wretched sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (abIsI)

48 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Wa4C0)

49 They need to search his Prodigy, GEnie, and CompuServe accounts as well...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (tubbA)

50 The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

But you will blow me first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

51 When does Bolton goes to prison to make big rocks into little rocks?

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Oy/m2)

52 He liked "cool" things?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

53 The Mustache will soon need another host being.
Posted by: toby928

It and Fetterman's lump could switch hosts.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

54 John Bolton theme song.

Little Big "Mustache"
https://tinyurl.com/4pev7esa

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (dIske)

55 Wait! Are you trying to convince me that The Honorable John Bolton is a duplicitous, back stabbing POS?

If so, no need. That's been obvious for years now.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (asO84)

56 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (sB5dv)

57 Were there any engraved messages on the Trump I-IV files?

Posted by: John Boltactionrifle, Antifa Idea Member at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (qUkBO)

58 Sentence him to 10 years watching The View 24/7.

Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (dzEj0)

59 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (sB5dv)

I'll shave her a seat.

*rubs goatee*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Have John Brennan and James Clapper leapt to the defense of John Bolton's Sticky Fingers?

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

61 35 Why didn't Bolton burn, shred, or otherwise dispose of the papers? I'm getting rather tired of my enemies turning out to be feckless twits.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Over under on showing those documents to other people for fun and profit.

We already know Bolton is a nasty self serving whore, the only questions are how much and who with.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (WDjG6)

62 So what drives this blatant disregard of legal exposure?

- stupidity

- or, arrogance?

Do they all feel that they are untouchable for some reason?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (OETqY)

63
We just had a local to Huntsville, AL DoD employee get busted for having TS documents in her home. I'll find the local afiliate news video and link it for you, ace.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (QVmho)

64
Geez. This wasn't such a big deal in the Bush administration.

Posted by: John Bolton's mustache comb at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (IifOV)

65 A description of the documents gathered in the Aug. 22 search suggested they included materials that referenced weapons of mass destruction...

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It's believed that these documents contained detailed plans for a previously unknown weapon system, referred to as the "Trumpstar", and Bolton may have provided a copy of those plans to a junior senator from Alderaan.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (4DY5T)

66 so like John Deutsch David Petraeus, and Cartwright,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (bXbFr)

67 All's fair in love of war.
- The 'Stache

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (L/fGl)

68 I'd be nice to see that weasel as the first example of Trump II "not putting up with the bullshit."

First example of I hope, many.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (Q4IgG)

69 It's simple. I forgot I had them.

Posted by: John Bolton at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (jc0TO)

70 my life used to be more like a soap opera. Now it is sort of a bilingual fever dream.
Posted by: kallisto

I saw Bilingual Fever Dream open for Talk Talk at Budokan in '85.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (nhCoE)

71
Do they all feel that they are untouchable for some reason?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (OETqY)

They really do, don't they?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (gpah0)

72 We just had a local to Huntsville, AL DoD employee get busted for having TS documents in her home. I'll find the local afiliate news video and link it for you, ace.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (QVmho)

DoW.

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otokopolous at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (06Hmj)

73
Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC
bbc.in/46jnMiX
Was this what Jim Sunk New Dawn had?
Posted by: gKWVE

===============

Lou Gehrig's Disease. Different.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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But that is one AWESOME development.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (n7CIX)

74 So what drives this blatant disregard of legal exposure?

- stupidity

- or, arrogance?

Do they all feel that they are untouchable for some reason?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (OETqY)

They have perpetual "don't you know who I am?" disease.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

75 MAGA now desperately trying to prove Bolton was anyone other than their own.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (wGerL)

76 turning out to be feckless twits"

Feck, feckless, whatever it takes...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (tubbA)

77 61 35 Why didn't Bolton burn, shred, or otherwise dispose of the papers? I'm getting rather tired of my enemies turning out to be feckless twits.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Over under on showing those documents to other people for fun and profit.

We already know Bolton is a nasty self serving whore, the only questions are how much and who with.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:32 PM (WDjG6)

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The only thing Bolton had to sell was his access. Of course he kept the materials. It was his livelihood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

78
He's such a limpwristed cuck he probably doesn't even have sick shelves in his office like real men do.

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John Bolton Didn't Kill Himself Hanging Shelves.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (Fsl9/)

79 But you will blow me first.
Posted by: Sponge
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I think the gayness quotient on AOS has been reached last thread.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (WDjG6)

80
Keep it in your pants. Worked for me.

Posted by: Sandy Berger, Pants document storer at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (IifOV)

81
Holyfuckingshit. I just listened to the rest of what cocksucker ken dilanian said and he pretty much repeated matthew dowd's remarks from last week.

I cued it up:

Listen to this and tell me ken dilanian did not just blame ICE for getting shot at:

https://is.gd/Vfu8sX

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (bJEkt)

82 John has a long mustache,repeat, John has a long mustache.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

83 he Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

But you will blow me first.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

[Makes "call me" gestures]

-- Tyler and Luigi

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

84 Suddenly, I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye, frozen in place once declaring himself invincible for the final time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

That means he's doing that pen clicking thing. Damn, thats annoying.

But there should be a hot redhead around here somewhere...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

85 When can we expect to see Bolton as a guest on Kimmel's show?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
......

I always thought his voice kind of sucked.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

86 Lindsey Graham: ‘Russia Is a Paper Tiger — Ukraine’s Outnumbered 10 to 1, They’ve Been Kicking Russia’s Ass’

The AIDS has finally gotten to his brain.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)

87 What happened to reports that he was on camera handing stuff to Chinese agents?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (OETqY)

88
It's simple. I forgot I had them.
Posted by: John Bolton

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I guess you also forgot you took them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (n7CIX)

89
Here is the link, ace.

Goes to: rocket city now dot com
https://is.gd/FVbfeT

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (QVmho)

90 All moustache, no cattle.

Posted by: Ten Gallon Moustache at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (qUkBO)

91 Remember Julius and Ethel Rosenberg...it's more than time.

Posted by: L - No nic,another fine day. at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (oIaFl)

92 - stupidity

- or, arrogance?"

"And", dammit!

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (tubbA)

93 Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC
bbc.in/46jnMiX

Did they f*cking alter the patient's DNA while doing it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

94 84 Suddenly, I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye, frozen in place once declaring himself invincible for the final time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

That means he's doing that pen clicking thing. Damn, thats annoying.

But there should be a hot redhead around here somewhere...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

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Yeah, but what does he call his bum?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

95 Reportedly Trump has removed Biden's portrait from the White House and replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

Troll level: master.

Posted by: The High Plains Drifter at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (qpyNK)

96 he didn't have authorization to possess or transmit such info

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (bXbFr)

97 The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

====

Suddenly, I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye, frozen in place once declaring himself invincible for the final time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Undefeatable >> Invincible

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

98 I think the gayness quotient on AOS has been reached last thread.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (WDjG6)

No shit
I mean Bay City Rollers instead of Dusty Springfield?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

99 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (NtVYv)

100 I was shocked, *shocked*, in the last Thread when someone said "Let's not get too pedantic here."

Is this not a Smart Military Blog (tm)?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

101 Bolton always impressed me as the type who stored his files on the floor in Tupperware tubs.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (HQEEh)

102 Huntington disease is what Woody Guthrie died of, although I think it was called Huntington’s Chorea back then.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (SEFV4)

103 What are the odds that Lou Gehrig would die of Lou Gehrig's Disease? It's got to be astronomical.
Posted by: Just the Punchline

Or that Tommy John would get that surgery?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

104 No surprised by this, Bolton is a slimy worm

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (+qU29)

105 Make career bureaucrats fear consequences again!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (OETqY)

106 86 Lindsey Graham: ‘Russia Is a Paper Tiger — Ukraine’s Outnumbered 10 to 1, They’ve Been Kicking Russia’s Ass’

The AIDS has finally gotten to his brain.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)

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I have never, not once, given a shit about the Ukraine war.

At all.

Not when Biden was president, and not now. Just keep us out of it in terms of blood and treasure and let the feudal tyrants bloody each other with their own people's blood until the people decide they've had enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

107 They need to search his Prodigy, GEnie, and CompuServe accounts as well...
Posted by: man

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And after that, they need to sift through every Usenet group with a name that started with "alt."

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (5yDGQ)

108
msnbc cocksucker hoaxer faggot "Justice & Intelligence Correspondent" ken dilanian: "I think we can conclude ICE was targeted here."

That quote is verbatim.

Posted by: Soothsayer

=================

Give the man a Pulitzer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (n7CIX)

109 No Trump V to VIII?

Guess no one expected that one. Poor little bitch.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (9R8lW)

110 Lindsey Graham: ‘Russia Is a Paper Tiger — Ukraine’s Outnumbered 10 to 1, They’ve Been Kicking Russia’s Ass’

The AIDS has finally gotten to his brain.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)

Really? Syphilis got to your brain?

Russia has taken LOTS of land from Ukraine. That's quite the Ukanian ass-whippin, there, buttboy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Put Bolton in PYITA Federal Prison, with the Alphabet killers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (u82oZ)

112 isabella skorupco was a brunette if memory serves,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (bXbFr)

113 When Bolton and Sam Elliott's mustaches mate it's like something out of X-Files.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

114 Hugh Hewitt hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (Fsl9/)

115 I'm just glad that cystic-fibrosis is treatable. When I was a kid it was a prison sentence in the hospital, that ended when you were about 28. Which was an improvement over the previous generation when it was just a death sentence.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (gKWVE)

116 109 No Trump V to VIII?

Guess no one expected that one. Poor little bitch.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (9R8lW)

======

When Trump VIII leads the Americans on the fields of Agincourt to claim France for the United States as was his birthright, I hope he gives a kickass speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

117 I got $50 that says he will claim the fib planted those secret documents in his office.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (0N4FZ)

118 Reportedly Trump has removed Biden's portrait from the White House and replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

Troll level: master.

Posted by: The High Plains Drifter

https://is.gd/izrYte

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

119 , I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye

Alan Cumming is quite"Flamboyant" if you get my drift...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (VE6XX)

120 106 I have never, not once, given a shit about the Ukraine war.

At all.

Not when Biden was president, and not now. Just keep us out of it in terms of blood and treasure and let the feudal tyrants bloody each other with their own people's blood until the people decide they've had enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

Not our Circus.

Not our Monkeys.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

121 You know who else thought he was undefeatable?

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (Oy/m2)

122 Trump IV: The Undiscovered Country was the best of the franchise.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

123 102 Huntington disease is what Woody Guthrie died of, although I think it was called Huntington’s Chorea back then.
----------------
It came from Chorea?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (AdHga)

124 Ukraine has been turning the tides a bit I think, but no one gives a shit anymore except the Senators still making a buck off of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (06Hmj)

125 Ok, now that we're over 100... I was very disappointed that only "some" of the trantifags in Portland were arrested. They should grab as many as they can and make sure to get prints and mug shots; aren't arrest records public (except for minors I suppose)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (ULPxl)

126 He's been spotted walking down the streets of Doha, Qatar multiple times. How much you think they're paying him?

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (jGJov)

127 Some Dutch guys I used to work with enjoyed calling my goatee a "face pussy."

[ . . . ]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Many middle aged men adopt a goatee to "firm up" an incipient double chin, I have long referred it as "producing a pubic chin"
For the record, I am unable to grow anything but a goatee, and I blame genetics.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

128 The Blade cannot be defeated. He can be forced into tactical retreat, but not defeated. He is undefeatable. He will return when least expected and claim his rightful place as "FIRST."

By longstanding internet tradition, if you post "first" it means you blew a dude. Possibly Destiny, but that's a newer interpretation.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (2ocoG)

129 The only thing Bolton had to sell was his access. Of course he kept the materials. It was his livelihood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Somewhere Senator Voinovich (OH-R) deceased is claiming first dibs on figuring Bolton to be a filthy dirty whore back in GWB's second term.

He opposed Bolton becoming ambassador to the UN in 2006 I think.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (WDjG6)

130 But you will blow me first.
Posted by: Sponge
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I think the gayness quotient on AOS has been reached last thread.
Posted by: whig

Regardless of gender, I wouldn't let anyone named "The Blade" that close to my manhood.

Posted by: "Bobbitt" either at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (nhCoE)

131 ========
I think the gayness quotient on AOS has been reached last thread.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (WDjG6)

Well, where we're both heterosexual men, to my knowledge, the comment was something that would never actually happen and I will never have lost my throne of FIRST!!!!! to anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

132 now one of bolton's recent patrons is a dodgy Ukrainian oligarch Victor Piinchuk who has ties to Iran,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (bXbFr)

133 They need to search his Prodigy, GEnie, and CompuServe accounts as well...
Posted by: man

Awwww....

Posted by: Netscape at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (a+4eV)

134 The slow blade penetrates the shield. Muad Dib

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (ehY6c)

135 121 You know who else thought he was undefeatable?
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Patrick Mahomes?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (AdHga)

136
Did they f*cking alter the patient's DNA while doing it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

=============

Take a look at the story. It's effing amazing. They alter DNA only in the neurons of all things!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (n7CIX)

137 95 Reportedly Trump has removed Biden's portrait from the White House and replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

Troll level: master.

Posted by: The High Plains Drifter

I wonder if the autopen will appear on the new and yet to be displayed Presidential Walk of Fame in the Rose Garden? The wall is always shown by the photogs and MSM when walking into the WH.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (abIsI)

138 He's been spotted walking down the streets of Doha, Qatar multiple times. How much you think they're paying him?
Posted by: brak at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM

Like a morning from a Bogart movie..

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (jc0TO)

139 His mustache is fake. Just like a wig. It's made from wild bore. Painted super white.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (sjpVj)

140
He's such a limpwristed cuck he probably doesn't even have sick shelves in his office like real men do.

There's a pretty hefty charge to rent an Ewok-friendly shelving installation ladder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (y9nCu)

141 When Trump VIII leads the Americans on the fields of Agincourt to claim France for the United States as was his birthright, I hope he gives a kickass speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

"While we're out here, remember, that for every Frenchie you whack, you're creating a brand new hot french widow. Maybe. I don't know. Fuck it, let's roll."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (06Hmj)

142 company ken diilanian is a fine observer of the obvious,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (bXbFr)

143 It came from Chorea?
Posted by: pudinhead

North Chorea.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

144 137 I wonder if the autopen will appear on the new and yet to be displayed Presidential Walk of Fame in the Rose Garden? The wall is always shown by the photogs and MSM when walking into the WH.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM (abIsI)

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That's where Trump put the picture of the autopen. I don't think Biden has an official portrait painting yet. It's just his photograph.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

145 He's such a limpwristed cuck he probably doesn't even have sick shelves in his office like real men do.

You can tell a lot about a man from his shelving.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

146 When Trump VIII leads the Americans on the fields of Agincourt to claim France for the United States"

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (tubbA)

147 The Democratic Party is an enemy of our republic and has been for more 150 years!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (SEFV4)

148 141 When Trump VIII leads the Americans on the fields of Agincourt to claim France for the United States as was his birthright, I hope he gives a kickass speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

"While we're out here, remember, that for every Frenchie you whack, you're creating a brand new hot french widow. Maybe. I don't know. Fuck it, let's roll."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (06Hmj)

=======

Is it getting dusty in here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

149 I mean Bay City Rollers instead of Dusty Springfield?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Well, dunno, Dusty was actually gay. Bay City being Scots were probably more into sheep.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:40 PM (WDjG6)

150 Reportedly Trump has removed Biden's portrait from the White House and replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

Troll level: master.

Posted by: The High Plains Drifter

I wonder if the autopen will appear on the new and yet to be displayed Presidential Walk of Fame in the Rose Garden?

Perhaps he can make an appearance in the Hall of Presidents at Disney World. It should be easy for the Imagineers.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

151
I cued it up:

SSRI Foreheaded Goblin has a theory and you will not believe what it is!

https://is.gd/zmXoqP

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (bJEkt)

152 "While we're out here, remember, that for every Frenchie you whack, you're creating a brand new hot french widow. Maybe. I don't know. Fuck it, let's roll."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM

"Oui! Oui!"
-- Mrs. Macron

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (0sNs1)

153 msnbc cocksucker hoaxer faggot "Justice & Intelligence Correspondent" ken dilanian: "I think we can conclude ICE was targeted here."

That quote is verbatim.

Whatever would we do without experts?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)

154 RIP Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

155 Insurrection. Prison camp. 25 years minimum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (Isk4N)

156 > replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

https://is.gd/izrYte
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

Love it. Thanks for the confirmation!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (qpyNK)

157 except when he isn't

Posted by: miguel cervantes at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (bXbFr)

158 138 He's been spotted walking down the streets of Doha, Qatar multiple times. How much you think they're paying him?
Posted by: brak
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Walk of shame after they pumped him, well for information and mebbe pleasure.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (WDjG6)

159 Did anyone say "nothing will happen" yet?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (gUzGB)

160 I saw someone using the handle "Shep Smith" on the NY Post website. I just realized that guy completely disappeared from the discourse. What happened to ol Shep?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (36PRH)

161 That dude in court yesterday tried to autopen himself.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (9R8lW)

162 They need to search his Prodigy, GEnie, and CompuServe accounts as well...
Posted by: man

Awwww....
Posted by: Netscape at September 24, 2025 03:38 PM

We're still around, you know.

Posted by: AOL and Yahoo! at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

163 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (36PRH)

He went to CNN where faggots go to die, but faggotry lives forever.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (9R8lW)

164 154 RIP Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
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Historical babe. A 10 in her day, IMHO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (36PRH)

165 Ukraine has been turning the tides a bit I think, but no one gives a shit anymore except the Senators still making a buck off of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:37 PM (06Hmj)

It is probably from conscripting all those men with Down Syndrome into the army. But how many can there be?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (rbvCR)

166 > 139 His mustache is fake. Just like a wig. It's made from wild bore. Painted super white.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 24, 2025 03:39 PM (sjpVj)

I move that henceforth the mustache be referred to as "John Bolton's cock-tickler".

Do I have a second?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (qpyNK)

167 What happened to ol Shep?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:42 PM (36PRH)

I think he actually went nuts, didn't he? Like, for real, no joke restraints and heavy medication nuts.

Maybe i'm thinking of someone else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:44 PM (06Hmj)

168 Bolton needs to be fired out of a cannon. Through a ring of fiery acid covered razors into a moat full of hungry pissed off sharks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2025 03:44 PM (W2Pud)

169 What happened to ol Shep?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Mostly stays in his basement, now, looking at dreamy pics of Luigi Mangione.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

170 160 I saw someone using the handle "Shep Smith" on the NY Post website. I just realized that guy completely disappeared from the discourse. What happened to ol Shep?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Try the Copacabana. Shep is one of the showgirls now in the chorus. Goes by Lola and you can catch the show at the Copacabana every now and again.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (WDjG6)

171 160 I saw someone using the handle "Shep Smith" on the NY Post website. I just realized that guy completely disappeared from the discourse. What happened to ol Shep?
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I think he was eaten in New Orleans Super Dome.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (AdHga)

172 We're still around, you know.
Posted by: AOL and Yahoo! "

Let me power up my BlackBerry...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (tubbA)

173 Scott Bessent gets in a preemptive "get f***ed".

JUST IN: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says if Zohran Mamdani carries out his socialist plans as mayor, NYC will be BEGGING for a federal bailout - and that he WON'T give it to them.

"I guarantee you, and there are not lot of things in life that are sure, that New York City will be coming to the federal government for a bailout if the Mamdani plans are implemented."

HOST: Will you give it to them?

"Drop dead. Drop dead."

https://is.gd/6TFkxr

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (Riz8t)

174 How original!

London mayor hits back at Trump’s UNGA comments, calls US president ‘racist’ and ‘Islamophobic’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

175 Historical babe. A 10 in her day, IMHO.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Absolutely.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

176 Whatever would we do without experts?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM

We get up every morning and take up our burden.

Because it's the right thing to do.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

177
For those trying to keep track, we have TWO Concurrent Gaslighting Narratives being pushed right now:

Fake News: Yeah, it's unfortunate ICE caused someone to try to kill them, but people are very emotional about immigration right now.

Tik Tok Goblins: This was so obviously MAGA, again! The cops wrote "anti ice" on the casings in a lame attempt to cover up for MAGA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (bJEkt)

178
Let me power up my BlackBerry...
Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (tubbA)

I miss my Blackberry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Has this already been said?

He had a large ‘stache of documents.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (fmAJ4)

180 159 Did anyone say "nothing will happen" yet?

It was implied.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Riz8t)

181 Whatever would we do without experts?
Posted by: Oddbob

Healthier, wiser, richer, more knowledgeable, the list goes on.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (WDjG6)

182 Shep is one of the showgirls now in the chorus"

Shaved her legs and she is a he?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (tubbA)

183 BREAKING [heard on talk radio]: MS-LSD reporting that James Comey will be indicted imminently?

PINE-SCENTED DRUID REDWOOD PHILOSOPHER FLAMING SKULL WORTHY!

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Fsl9/)

184
Huntington’s Chorea makes the worst kimchi.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (iJfKG)

185 RIP Claudia Cardinale.

Wasn't she the one in 'The Pink Panther ' movie?

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Oy/m2)

186
London mayor hits back at Trump’s UNGA comments, calls US president ‘racist’ and ‘Islamophobic’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

What a maroon.....

Get a new platform. "Racist" and "Islamophobic" been played out, loser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

187 183 BREAKING [heard on talk radio]: MS-LSD reporting that James Comey will be indicted imminently?

PINE-SCENTED DRUID REDWOOD PHILOSOPHER FLAMING SKULL WORTHY!
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Fsl9/)

======

We'll see.

But it would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

188 I miss my Blackberry.
Posted by: Sponge

Who's your huckleberry?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

189 @178 I had a Samsung Blackjack (Blackberry knockoff) until I finally caved and bought my first "smart phone."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (36PRH)

190 Undefeatable >> Invincible
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

I'd say two different things and unless you are Stan Lee or the British Navy, a bit pretentious. Although I think they said 'Indefatigable'.)

Indomitable?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

191 London mayor hits back at Trump’s UNGA comments, calls US president ‘racist’ and ‘Islamophobic’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Khan really deserves Traitor's Gate and the Tower of London as his reward.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

192
msnbc ken dilanian: ICE was targeted here, but it was ICE's and Trump's fault for making people so angry about deporting illegals

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (bJEkt)

193 SSRI Foreheaded Goblin has a theory and you will not believe what it is!
___

ICE is finally enforcing immigration law to remove illegals and supposedly right-wingers are upset about it to shoot illegals before they are deported?

SSRIs likely deaden the logic centers in the brain as well.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (Cd9aJ)

194 HOST: Will you give it to them?

"Drop dead. Drop dead."

https://is.gd/6TFkxr
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (Riz8t)

Heheheh.

Warms my little heart, it does.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (06Hmj)

195 Let me power up my BlackBerry...
Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (tubbA)

I miss my Blackberry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

I ate blackberries on my cereal this morning.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (iJfKG)

196 dantesed

Yes. She was cultured and beautiful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

197 Bolton needs to be fired out of a cannon. Through a ring of fiery acid covered razors into a moat full of hungry pissed off sharks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2025 03:44 PM (W2Pud)

If there's anything left for the sharks you're doing it wrong. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (snZF9)

198 Not even George Hamilton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

199 Shaved her legs and she is a he?
Posted by: man

Well, he took a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (WDjG6)

200 I had a Samsung Blackjack (Blackberry knockoff) until I finally caved and bought my first "smart phone."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (36PRH)

My last BBy was a Android based phone with a physical keyboard. It was awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

201 And after that, they need to sift through every Usenet group with a name that started with "alt."
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2025 03:36 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (0sNs1)

202 So, can the US sue for all the profits and prepayments for the book, since it's the product of a crime? Is that ultimately the play here? An indictment plead out to probation, but one that allows all payments (advancements/royalties/etc) for the book to be given back to the government (so, it discourages this kinda act in the future?)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (tOcjL)

203 osted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

What is his UNGA plan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 03:48 PM (ix8EF)

204 RIP Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
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Historical babe. A 10 in her day, IMHO.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (36PRH)
____

One of my dad's favorites. He liked the sultry Italian babes. Claudia, Sophia, Gina, Lea Massari. These ladies tend to live very long lives, don't they?

My half-Italian mom in her younger years looked so much like a young Sophia Loren she could have been her younger sister.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

205 It will appear upon the visage of AOC, to show that she has well and truly hit the Abuela wall.
Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

Ooh, I hope ‘Abwalla’ enters the style guide when that happens.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (fmAJ4)

206 Wasn't she the one in 'The Pink Panther ' movie?
Posted by: dantesed

Yes, the Indian princess. Also in "Once Upon a Time in the West."

And some other flick where she gets into a knockdown-dragout fight with Brigitte Bardot. A particular guilty pleasure of mine.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

207
One of the things that annoys me is that losing a training CEOI book in the woods was considered to be as serious as losing a full-auto M16A1, getting you a court-martial even though the training CEOI was only classified Confidential.

But these DC shit-stains pocket Top Secret or even TS Code-word documents and they get a slap on the wrist and a Sternly Written Note In Their Permanent Record.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (y9nCu)

208 BREAKING [heard on talk radio]: MS-LSD reporting that James Comey will be indicted imminently?

Posted by: ShainS
_________

So, this is not a DC grand jury then, right?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (XvL8K)

209 154 RIP Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg

Damn. I loved her.

I remember when there was a top billing dispute about "The Professionals" and Lee Marvin supposedly suggested the top three credits should go to Claudia and her tits.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (Y8DZL)

210 "Bessent to City: Drop Dead"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (06Hmj)

211
Indomitable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

Abominable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

212 SSRIs likely deaden the logic centers in the brain as well.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
=======
They say stupid shit to quell the voices in their heads.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (WDjG6)

213 What happened to ol Shep?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
......

Some kid thought he was a goldfish and is keeping him in the backyard pool.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

214 Did anyone say "nothing will happen" yet?"

See #24.

Posted by: Nothing will happen at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (vFG9F)

215 "Rest of America to City: What He Said"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (06Hmj)

216 RIP Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
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Historical babe. A 10 in her day, IMHO.
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She was stunning.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

217 I miss my Blackberry.
Posted by: Sponge

Blackberry classic is still my favorite phone of all time. I could type so fast on that thing.

The electronic keyboard, not so much

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

218 Indomitable"

Indominus? Like from the movie?

You know, movies. Like Prometheus?

*ducks*

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (tubbA)

219 161 That dude in court yesterday tried to autopen himself.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:43 PM (9R8lW)

Pencil is the way

Posted by: John Wick at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (/6GbT)

220 98 I think the gayness quotient on AOS has been reached last thread.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:33 PM (WDjG6)

No shit
I mean Bay City Rollers instead of Dusty Springfield?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

You bite your tongue, the BCR were cool as heck to roller skate to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (gpah0)

221 RIP Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
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Historical babe. A 10 in her day, IMHO.
--------

She was stunning.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM

Italy's Girlfriend says the headline.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

222 Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Fsl9/

Too good to check

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (9R8lW)

223 What is his UNGA plan?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Blocking recognizing Palestine as a state which pisses on the Euros trying to make it a thing to keep Ham Ass from being wiped out.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (WDjG6)

224
The electronic keyboard, not so much
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

I loathe typing on screens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

225 RIP Claudia Cardinale.

Wasn't she the one in 'The Pink Panther ' movie?
Posted by: dantesed

She was in Once Upon a Time In the West. She's the one who is isn't Jason Robards, Charles Bronson, or Henry Fonda.

P.S. She also isn't Jack Elam.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (L/fGl)

226 You know who else thought he was undefeatable?
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John Wayne and Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (TN0g+)

227 Sergio Leone movie, Once Upon a Time in the West with Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson was an epic western.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (ehY6c)

228 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

* sighs *

It was a simpler time then.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (3nLb4)

229 One of my dad's favorites. He liked the sultry Italian babes. Claudia, Sophia, Gina, Lea Massari. These ladies tend to live very long lives, don't they?

My half-Italian mom in her younger years looked so much like a young Sophia Loren she could have been her younger sister.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, that would explain why your dad married her.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

230 they get a slap on the wrist and a Sternly Written Note In Their Permanent Record.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM

To be fair, that's nothing like getting a notation in your Permanent Record here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (0sNs1)

231 Trump is setting Ukraine and the EU up for more failure with his comments on taking back Ukraine including Crimea.

This helps Russia. The Russian strategy is to run Ukraine out of unwounded men. Positional and attritional warfare.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (u82oZ)

232 Blocking recognizing Palestine as a state which pisses on the Euros trying to make it a thing to keep Ham Ass from being wiped out.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (WDjG6)

Judging by the latest Paul Joseph Watson video, Europe is already pretty much palestine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

233 >>> 213 What happened to ol Shep?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
......

Some kid thought he was a goldfish and is keeping him in the backyard pool.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

He *was*, until OrangeManBad overfed Shep!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (ULPxl)

234 What is his UNGA plan?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

UNGA plan.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (9R8lW)

235 The anthropomorphic mustache.

Posted by: Grayman27 at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (pgwxJ)

236 I think he actually went nuts, didn't he? Like, for real, no joke restraints and heavy medication nuts.
____

PTSD from Katrina/Superbowl reporting.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (Cd9aJ)

237 Cock tickler. That's terrible vision to have. Shivering. Now projected vomiting.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (2NRKb)

238 There can be no UNGA without BUNGA.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (UnA8+)

239
I suspect Bolton's actions, like many other Trump-hating dingbats, were predicated on his new friends keeping the upper hand. The landslide in 2024 no doubt caused him great intestinal distress. Maybe he was too old and fossilized, or too financially dependent, to adapt.

He has a long-standing reputation as an insanely arrogant boss from hell. Maybe he really convinced himself that they wouldn't dare come after him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (ufCEJ)

240 Sergio Leone movie, Once Upon a Time in the West with Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson was an epic western.
Posted by: Kingsman

Also with Jason Robards, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

241 UNGA stands for United Nations General Assembly which admits new states with Security Council approval. US announced ain't gonna happen for Palestine.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (WDjG6)

242 Sergio Leone movie, Once Upon a Time in the West with Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson was an epic western.
Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 03:51 PM (ehY6c)

Yes, Henry Fonda plays Henry Fonda.

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (Oy/m2)

243 What is his UNGA plan"

Death by Unga unga?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (tubbA)

244 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (efuu+)

245 I think he actually went nuts, didn't he? Like, for real, no joke restraints and heavy medication nuts.
____

Well, he WAS a homo, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

246 239 He has a long-standing reputation as an insanely arrogant boss from hell. Maybe he really convinced himself that they wouldn't dare come after him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2025 03:52 PM (ufCEJ)

========

There's a curious duality going on in many people's heads.

On the one hand, they are the single most important adversary that Trump, noted tyrant who has surrounded himself with sycophants who will break the law to get at Trump's enemies.

On the other, they're completely safe from all repercussions and consequences of their own actions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

247 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (efuu+)

He doesn't drop F bombs like the left wing lunatics do, so I'm fine with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

248 What is his UNGA plan?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's a very felicitous one. Felicitous UNGA.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)

249 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (efuu+)

Nope. Suits me.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (k9OZB)

250 osted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (WDjG6)

Thanks. Good; He shouldn't recognize it It would be like. As Trump said, rewarding Hamas for their brutal attack.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (ix8EF)

251 244 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (efuu+)

Not a strong opinion, but I love it.

He keeps it to social media. He doesn't cuss in actual speeches, or even gaggles that i've ever heard.

Dude's a dipshit. Call him a dipshit. Works for me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:54 PM (06Hmj)

252 John Wayne and Rock Hudson."

The pickup truck driving thru the background always made me chuckle...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (tubbA)

253 Wasn’t Eastwood supposed to be in Once Upon a Time? Thought I read Bronson was second choice.

Turned out just fine.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (dPlYD)

254 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

It seems to be all the fashion among Gen X pols. I would prefer that it be otherwise.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (3nLb4)

255 JUST RELEASED: The list of what was seized during the raid on John Bolton's home and office has been obtained and includes folders labeled "Trump I-IV." The FBI is now investigating him for potentially criminally mishandling classified US national defense information.

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"That means they all belonged to and we're stolen by Trump, H8Rs! IMPEACH! EXECUTE FOR TREASON! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (Fsl9/)

256 Yes, Henry Fonda plays Henry Fonda.
Posted by: dantesed

Except evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (L/fGl)

257
Trump I: The Awakening
Trump II: Going to the Mattresses
Trump III: The Reckoning
Trump IV: Reap what you Sow
Trump V: Say my Name

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (IifOV)

258 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

==

On this, I have a very principled position, I am "for " if it helps, and "against" if it does not.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (g47mK)

259 257
Trump I: The Awakening
Trump II: Going to the Mattresses
Trump III: The Reckoning
Trump IV: Reap what you Sow
Trump V: Say my Name
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (IifOV)

======

Trump VI: I'm the One Who Knocks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

260 244 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 03:53 PM (efuu+)

It doesn't bother me at all.

I'll call for a return to civility when they stop killing us and calling us Nazis.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (gpah0)

261 You'd go nuts too if your eyeballs were on the sides of your head.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

262 Bolton always impressed me as the type who stored his files on the floor in Tupperware tubs.
-------

I'm guessing he used banker's boxes that were branded "Banker's Boxes".

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (TN0g+)

263 This helps Russia. The Russian strategy is to run Ukraine out of unwounded men. Positional and attritional warfare.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Russia is showing some pretty bad financial strain from the war now and that is eating their seed corn rainy day fund quite a bit. Recent Russian budget has oil/gas revenues projected at 23 percent lower causing a spike in the deficit. Thus perhaps a tax on oligarchs.

Poland also closed the border with Belarus which has stranded a bunch of China goods headed for the EU by rail. Poland wants Chinese to pressure Russia to end it.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (WDjG6)

264 Henry Fonda played a mean snake. And taught Bronson how to play the harmonica free of charge. It was a railroad picture.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (ehY6c)

265 Yes, Henry Fonda plays Henry Fonda.
Posted by: dantesed

Except evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Henry was pretty evil in real life. Never understood what Jimmy Stewart saw in him.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

266 It won't be even until the same FBI agents that went through Melania's panty drawer are forced to go through Bolton's panty drawer

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

267 Bolton needs to be fired out of a cannon. Through a ring of fiery acid covered razors into a moat full of hungry pissed off sharks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2025 03:44 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (ySpAZ)

268 It doesn't bother me at all.

I'll call for a return to civility when they stop killing us and calling us Nazis.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (gpah0)

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (VE6XX)

269 Gina Lollobrigida was so beautiful and sexy it made my nuts hurt. True story.

Posted by: Y Chromosomebody at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (qUkBO)

270 259 Trump VI: I'm the One Who Knocks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Trump VII : Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

271
RIP Claudia Cardinale.

Wasn't she the one in 'The Pink Panther ' movie?
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Oy/m2)

The kidnapped wife in The Professionals, doing some serious bouncy-bouncy.

It also had one of my favorite insults in movie history from Lee Marvin.

"You bastard!"

"Yessir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you? You're a self-made man."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (y9nCu)

272 Sergio Leone movie, Once Upon a Time in the West with Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson was an epic western.
Posted by: Kingsman

With one of the best musical scores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

273 John Wayne and Rock Hudson."

The pickup truck driving thru the background always made me chuckle...
Posted by: man at September 24, 2025 03:55 PM (tubbA)
****
Was there astroturf in the bed of that pickup truck? Har har de har

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (dzEj0)

274 258 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

==

On this, I have a very principled position, I am "for " if it helps, and "against" if it does not.
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (g47mK)

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Vulgarity is fine if it's genuine. Calling Jon Favreau (Obama speechwriter, not the Hollywood guy) a dipshit is genuine when dipshit tried to say Vance was wrong.

Looking into a phone and streaming out curses because gosh darn it i'm so mad about this issue is not genuine.

Vance just oozes genuineness. So, curse away. I don't care. It feels right when he does it.

Democrats cursing is like when that awkward kid tries to pick it up to be cool. He just...can't make it work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

275
CaliGirl,

Completely agree with you.

Posted by: fourseasons at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (3ek7K)

276 WASHINGTON, Sept 24 (Reuters) - Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the Eastern District of Virginia in the coming days, MSNBC reported on Wednesday, citing three sources.
"The full extent of the charges being prepared against Comey is unclear, but the sources believe that at least one element of the indictment—if it goes forward--will accuse him of lying to Congress during his testimony on September 30, 2020 about whether he authorized a leak of information," a MSNBC reporter wrote on X.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (V6W16)

277 Gina was in one of Pink Panther movies, played an exotic Indian princess.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (g47mK)

278 I anxiously await the toxicology report from this latest shooter.

I'm wondering when the pharmaceutical companies will be held accountable for what their "anti-depressants" are doing to people.

IF the info ever really comes out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

279 There are a couple Chinese companies that have QWERTY keyboards, just not sure I want a chinese branded phone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (NtVYv)

280 Reportedly Trump has removed Biden's portrait from the White House and replaced it with a picture of an autopen.

Troll level: master.

He would be elevated to "legend" if he had the painter of Obama's leafy portrait do the Autopen portrait.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (+4Cf6)

281 270 259 Trump VI: I'm the One Who Knocks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Trump VII : Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

=======

Trump VIII: We Band of Brothers
Trump IX: I'm Getting Too Old For This Shit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

282 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

I am agin' it, but this is where we have gotten as a culture, when shame, dignity, propriety, honor, morality, and restraint have all been mocked into oblivion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

283 Huntington disease is what Woody Guthrie died of, although I think it was called Huntington’s Chorea back then.
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I had assumed Guthrie turned that fascist killing machine of his on himself.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (TN0g+)

284 You'd go nuts too if your eyeballs were on the sides of your head.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2025 03:56 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: A Hammerhead Shark at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (ySpAZ)

285 And true enough, venue matters. Social media is intentionally less formal so I will admit more slack there but it still should be reserved for occasional use so as not to blunt the effect.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (3nLb4)

286 276 WASHINGTON, Sept 24 (Reuters) - Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the Eastern District of Virginia in the coming days, MSNBC reported on Wednesday, citing three sources.
"The full extent of the charges being prepared against Comey is unclear, but the sources believe that at least one element of the indictment—if it goes forward--will accuse him of lying to Congress during his testimony on September 30, 2020 about whether he authorized a leak of information," a MSNBC reporter wrote on X.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (V6W16)

=======

"Oh...all the fucks."
-everyone who's lied to Congress over the last 20 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

287 With one of the best musical scores.

And the best poster of any western ever made

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (dfIr7)

288 The sitting Vice President just called you a dipshit in front of all the world. Because you were being a dipshit.

That can only be salutary.

If he were online 24/7 and talking shit with everyone all day every day, it would get a little tedious. But we've reached the point where it needs to be cemented into the public imagination: The cretins who regurgitate press releases and shuck and jive for Future Tense Process News Product are just that. Cretins. They deserve no respect, but instead deserve active, vigorous ridicule and scorn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 03:59 PM (06Hmj)

289 P.S. She also isn't Jack Elam.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2025 03:50 PM (L/fGl)

She had the same eyes, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (zZu0s)

290 Sometimes Bolton ate Potato Chips, and sometimes he stole classified documents, depending on his mood that day. However he kept both the chip crumbs and nuclear secrets hidden in his mustache.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (Da7Vv)

291 I had assumed Guthrie turned that fascist killing machine of his on himself.

Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

292 Trump X: My Name is Sulla

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (Oy/m2)

293 I se the Dems are accusing Republicans of "pouncing" on this latest shooting...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

294
Henry Fonda spawned one of the most anti American witches. Our own Tokyo Rose.

Jane Fonda.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (IifOV)

295 Another Italian hottie was Marisa Allasio. Learned about her because she was one of OM's "Who Dis?" back in the day. She was known as the Italian Jayne Mansfield.

And she's still alive, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

296 Thanks for the responses regarding JD's use of naughty words on occasion. He doesn't fit the mold with his facial hair, a bit of a logger's foul mouth, and he, like Trump, doesn't care if the truth he speaks hurts feelings in the room. I can't wait to see him in office, God willing.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 04:01 PM (efuu+)

297 He would be elevated to "legend" if he had the painter of Obama's leafy portrait do the Autopen portrait.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (+4Cf6)

That, or recreate the Obama painting with just a bare old dirty white ass hanging out of the hedges.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:01 PM (06Hmj)

298 Gina was in one of Pink Panther movies, played an exotic Indian princess.
Posted by: runner

No, that was Claudia.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

299 Why didn't Bolton burn, shred, or otherwise dispose of the papers? I'm getting rather tired of my enemies turning out to be feckless twits.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

As Bolton said about Trump, but was describing himself...."He doesn't care about classification systems, he thought it was cool"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

300 That, or recreate the Obama painting with just a bare old dirty white ass hanging out of the hedges.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:01 PM (06Hmj)

LOL... But true... Or should I say Butt...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (VE6XX)

301 297 He would be elevated to "legend" if he had the painter of Obama's leafy portrait do the Autopen portrait.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (+4Cf6)

That, or recreate the Obama painting with just a bare old dirty white ass hanging out of the hedges.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:01 PM (06Hmj)

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All I want is for Trump's official painted portrait to be this:

https://is.gd/RoQLW1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

302
Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara

Marine. I don't care if he does it. I'd be very concerned if he didn't. Phuck the lefty exploding head pearl clutching asshoes that get their panties twisted into gordian knots over it.

Don't want a hard talking veep? Don't create the environment where one becomes necessary to unfuck our country.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (QVmho)

303 In my experience, Millennials are less likely to run to the fainting couch than Boomers over a curse word.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (gUzGB)

304 Trump XXX: First Class Poon

Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (HcoTw)

305 Suddenly, I only see Elric as Alan Cumming in Goldeneye, frozen in place once declaring himself invincible for the final time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

----------------

Driving 85,000 miles a year for work, I listen to a lot of audio books from the local ibrary -- and am fascinated by biographies.

Cumming's autobiography, "Not My Father's Son," was well-written and pretty interesting; he eventually overcame a pretty traumatic childhood filled with emotional and physical abuse.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (Fsl9/)

306 And she's still alive, too.
Posted by: Bulg
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It helps longevity if you are not playing around with La Vey like Mansfield.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (WDjG6)

307 Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

The insufferable twat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (06Hmj)

308 The Rat belongs in a dungeon.

But not before the rabble-rousers in Congress, the likes of; Maxine Waters, AOC, Ilhan Omar (deportation eligible) and any of the others practicing incitement upon their acolytes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (2szCg)

309
HOST: Will you give it to them?

"Drop dead. Drop dead."

https://is.gd/6TFkxr
Posted by: Archimedes

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I can't wait. I also can't wait for the blame-scramble. "Nasty MAGA wants to make NYC un-great again!"

Then comes the scrappy, defiant survivors with their socialist victory gardens and co-ops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (n7CIX)

310 No, that was Claudia.

==

they are not the person ?? ok....

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (g47mK)

311 But these DC shit-stains pocket Top Secret or even TS Code-word documents and they get a slap on the wrist and a Sternly Written Note In Their Permanent Record.
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Demonic Hillary played show and tell with ALL of her government correspondence and has yet to be punished for it.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (TN0g+)

312 Were these documents in binders?

Posted by: Because I've been told binders are bad... at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (XQo4F)

313 He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

Yes, I know. Because he was a Commie.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (3nLb4)

314 It helps longevity if you are not playing around with La Vey like Mansfield.
Posted by: whig

The Satanist? I did not know that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

315 305 Driving 85,000 miles a year for work, I listen to a lot of audio books from the local ibrary -- and am fascinated by biographies.

Cumming's autobiography, "Not My Father's Son," was well-written and pretty interesting; he eventually overcame a pretty traumatic childhood filled with emotional and physical abuse.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (Fsl9/)

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He does seem like he's an interesting person. Just...flamboyant. Especially on The Traitors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

316 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

Unlike the Democrats, he swears like a normal person. I'm good with it. If he wants to open his first State of the Union by unzipping his pants and pissing on Nancy Pelosi, that's fine too.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2025 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

317 Nancy would probably enjoy that

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:04 PM (gUzGB)

318 Posted by: Archimedes

I do like Scott Bessent. He's very smart and direct and yet his looks and his glasses sort of make him like someone from a Victorian novel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2025 04:04 PM (ix8EF)

319 Everyone needs to just chill.
It's not like Bolton smuggled the documents out in his underwear!

Posted by: Sandy Berger at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (Rvxb7)

320
Great.
Looks like PDT helped cure Lindsey Graham's erectile dysfunction -- his war boner is back and as big as ever.

Graham is very happy we're going to keep using ukrainians as cannon fodder for a long time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (bJEkt)

321 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

I am agin' it, but this is where we have gotten as a culture, when shame, dignity, propriety, honor, morality, and restraint have all been mocked into oblivion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

I am strongly for it when speaking to the useless drones that inhabit our deep state, the EU and UK or any of these globalists. They hide in words like weeds.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

322 All you need to know about John Bolton is that he wrote in his book that he did everything he could do to not serve in Viet Nam, because and I quote, he had no desire to die for a lost cause.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (SM/XT)

323 >>> 309

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I can't wait. I also can't wait for the blame-scramble. "Nasty MAGA wants to make NYC un-great again!"

Then comes the scrappy, defiant survivors with their socialist victory gardens and co-ops.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (n7CIX)

Gardens? So, a few buckets of nursery topsoil dumped on a flattened cardboard box?

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (ULPxl)

324 316 Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
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I'm not crazy about it and he's doing it more and more.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

325 313 He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

Yes, I know. Because he was a Commie.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM (3nLb4)

Yeah, I don't know, i just got confused on that one.

Pay me no nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (06Hmj)

326 The Satanist? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg
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You can find pix of it if you care to dig them up. Supposedly La Vey and her were involved mebbe and he put a curse on her and her boyfriend shortly before their demise. The pix and association are true and in public record, the rest of it is pure Hollyweird gossip at the time.

Mom liked her celebrity news back in teh day and unwillingly I absorbed some of it via osmosis.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (WDjG6)

327 Stupid sock.

Although I guess it kinda works in that case.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 04:05 PM (ULPxl)

328 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Please Please be real

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (FCrpy)

329 Something something I saw War Boner open for Gwar something something.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (gUzGB)

330 315 He does seem like he's an interesting person. Just...flamboyant. Especially on The Traitors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

The runner up of Season 1 (Andi, I think?) seemed kind of... not smart.

She saw Arie Luyendyk Jr. flat out quit the game at the very end because he didn't like how Cirie was playing, and yet she _still_ couldn't bring herself to not vote against her.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

331 If they indict Comey in DC, it's a nothingburger.

If they indict Comey in FL, I hope I get called for jury duty.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (gUzGB)

332 Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

The insufferable twat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:02 PM (06Hmj)

I'm sure if he were in Germany he would have made popular songs too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)

333 328 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Better have more than lying to Congress

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

334
Sergio Leone movie, Once Upon a Time in the West with Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda and Charles Bronson was an epic western.
Posted by: Kingsman
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With one of the best musical scores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'm sitting right here, ya know.
- Paint Your Wagon

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (QVmho)

335 All you need to know about John Bolton is that he wrote in his book that he did everything he could do to not serve in Viet Nam, because and I quote, he had no desire to die for a lost cause.

He's not wrong there. Propping up the French is always the worst possible reason to do something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

336 328 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Please Please be real
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (FCrpy)

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A few news outlets are reporting it.

So...possible.

If it got through the grand jury in Eastern VA, the evidence must be...pretty strong. Grand Juries only need preponderance of evidence, I believe, to recommend indictment, but that goes up to beyond a reasonable doubt for prominent anti-Trump figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

337 He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

The insufferable twat.

Yeah of all the pretentious insufferable and arrogant things to do, acting like playing your guitar kills people who you dislike is just the pinnacle of artistic ego. Its like the line from Bullets Over Broadway when the artist defends sleeping with the protagonist's girlfriend: "art makes its own morality."

There's a certain kind of person who is so detatched from reality they think they can invent a new one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (dfIr7)

338 John Bolton looks and acts like a wimpier, bitchier Lorax.

Posted by: DPICM at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM (M2VUX)

339 JD Vance, when talking to Joe Rogan, admitted he's got a problem with cursing and attributed it partially to being raised by his grandmother, who cursed a blue streak.

From what I've read of "Hillbilly Elegy" JD is tame compared to his late beloved grandmother.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM (tT6L1)

340 Better have more than lying to Congress

personally, I think lying to Congress is a noble duty given how wicked and depraved that august group is.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM (+4Cf6)

341 330 The runner up of Season 1 (Andi, I think?) seemed kind of... not smart.

She saw Arie Luyendyk Jr. flat out quit the game at the very end because he didn't like how Cirie was playing, and yet she _still_ couldn't bring herself to not vote against her.
Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

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Dolley loves the show, but UK and US versions, and I've seen about three episodes.

I just don't really like reality TV. It's just not my thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

342 >>> 333 328 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Better have more than lying to Congress
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

Hi.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM (ULPxl)

343 Okay, I went to the link about thye "sick shelves," and NO IMAGE of said "sick shelves" appeared! What kind of operation is this?!

Posted by: Close The Fed at September 24, 2025 04:09 PM (lZILf)

344 John Bolton is asshoe. That is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2025 04:09 PM (BLGhW)

345 "but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?"

I uh..haven't noticed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:09 PM (snZF9)

346 If they're indicting Comey in VA, it must be because of something he did at Langley, right?

I mean, if it was lying to Congress, then they'd indict him in DC, right?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:09 PM (gUzGB)

347 String him up by his moustache

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (xMsrS)

348 I uh..haven't noticed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:09 PM (snZF9)
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Heh.

Made me laugh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (tT6L1)

349 He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

Yes, I know. Because he was a Commie.
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And also a drama queen.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

350 His cursing seems disingenuous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (2szCg)

351 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

I really don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Not into pantywaisted tea-sipping tut tutting at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

352 349 And also a drama queen.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

Such are all commies...

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (UnA8+)

353
"but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?"

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I'll say this: I bet he wouldn't be doing it if Trump hadn't breached that frontier. Trump is not only himself -- he is much that comes after.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (n7CIX)

354 307 Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.
____

Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

355 I hope Comey is indicted for the Coup D'etat

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (+qU29)

356 I don't care about where Comey is tried. I want him to experience all the bank account and life wreckage he and his ilk inflicted on DJT and people who worked for DJT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

357 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

MSNBC’s law enforcement analyst says “you can’t just assume” the ICE shooter was a leftist based on the “anti-ICE” messages written on his shell casings.

“He could’ve been doing that thinking it was funny, trying to put law enforcement on the wrong track.”

What a joke.

https://tinyurl.com/ynpxey7d

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (NpAcC)

358 I'm less shocked that Comey might get indicted and more shocked at the thought that Bondi might actually be working.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (gUzGB)

359 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Better have more than lying to Congress
Posted by: It's me donna

What about his inciting the assassination of Trump?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

360 His cursing seems disingenuous.

Given his background I think he comes by it honestly but I really miss the days when our leaders didn't curse like a drunken sailor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

361 Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

Before the Junta and friends went after Trump and his allies this sort of thing would be BIG NEWS.

Hell, remember the reaction to Trump's "Lock her up"? Now though? All those Junta conspirators better hope there is no way to argue they violated the letter of the law in any way, shape or form

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

362 BREAKING: Former FBI director Comey to be indicted by feds in coming days, accused of lying to Congress, among other allegations - MSNBC

The FO phase of FAFO is glorious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (i24o9)

363 because and I quote, he had no desire to die for a lost cause.

And yet, here you are. Charged with treason during wartime...

Posted by: Military Tribunal at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (08omt)

364 String him up by his moustache
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM

Hippie 1: "Ever been picked up by the Fuzz?
Hippie 2: "Yeah."
Hippie 1: "Hurts, don't it?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (0sNs1)

365 Bartiromo: Will you give it to them?

Bessent: "Drop dead. Drop dead."
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So much for Mandani.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (2szCg)

366 345 "but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?"

I uh..haven't noticed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Tweet clapback at useless twat Jon Favreau (former Obama speechwriter).

Full tweet below.
"The gunman had anti-ICE messaging carved on the bullets he used. What, precisely, did I get wrong, dipsh*t?" Vance asked.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (WDjG6)

367 354 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

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Fascism is a communist heresy. Mussolini looked at Marx, admired it all, and decided that it would work best at the national scale, including national culture to bind people to the future outlined in Marx's writings.

This is bad because communism is supposed to be universal to all mankind.

So, like brothers, they hate each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

368 I think JD was was being diplomatic when he called foldingflower, err, fauvre or whatever, a "dipshit."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

369 So what's Tylenol count up to now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2025 04:12 PM (xMsrS)

370 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?

Stalin expended significant effort to kill other communists. It wasn't because they disagreed on anything other then who should be leading the communists.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

371
Daily Mail just put up a screaming headline that Comey is about to be indicted as well. And they agree the charge will be lying to Congress.

https://is.gd/sK0Vhx

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2025 04:13 PM (w6EFb)

372 He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

Yes, I know. Because he was a Commie.
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And also a drama queen.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

Mine kills hearing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:13 PM (snZF9)

373 It helps longevity if you are not playing around with La Vey like Mansfield.
Posted by: whig

The Satanist? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:03 PM

So her contract expired.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

374 I don't care about where Comey is tried. I want him to experience all the bank account and life wreckage he and his ilk inflicted on DJT and people who worked for DJT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

He should clean his .38 spl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (i24o9)

375 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?
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Who grows the food.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (AdHga)

376 On Comey? Fraud. He made bank and spent $10's of millions on an investigation he stacked with his friends (who got paid) knowing there was nothing there.

Also, under the law, he was never legally appointed... ergo both the one who paid him, and that entire staff, was in a Conspiracy to defraud the Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (mP0Kj)

377 Mine kills hearing. lol

At least that one is plausible

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (dfIr7)

378 Given his background I think he comes by it honestly but I really miss the days when our leaders didn't curse like a drunken sailor
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Calling someone in a tweet "Dipshit" is not what I would call cursing like a drunken sailor.

And he did that after douchebag Jon Favreau went after Vance's original tweet

"The obsessive attack on law enforcement, particularly ICE, must stop. I’m praying for everyone hurt in this attack and for their families. https://t.co/wEN3sqyGyQ"

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (WDjG6)

379 > Off topic, but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?
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Fuck no.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (Q4IgG)

380 Fascism is a communist heresy.

Heresy is the word I use as well and I think it has the correct connotation because there have been wars between Catholics and Protestants, Sunnis and Shiites, and so on...but it doesn't mean that from the outside they aren't all the same...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

381 The Satanist? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg
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You can find pix of it if you care to dig them up. Supposedly La Vey and her were involved mebbe and he put a curse on her and her boyfriend shortly before their demise. The pix and association are true and in public record, the rest of it is pure Hollyweird gossip at the time.
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I'll say this in the most polite way I can manage: I was curious enough once to do some reading on this, and I don't think Jayne was a "satanist" as much as she was a "slut". I don't think La Vey had any real attachment to satan--I think he just was completely detached from God and used the "satan" idea to run with as a money-maker. And Jayne just liked being in and out of the press, and was willing to sleep around to keep the stories going.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (TN0g+)

382 >42 I bitterly remember when I thought this piece of shit was cool

redeye days…back when andy was on

Posted by: cherries in season at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (8ocT3)

383 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?

Same reason the Crips and the Bloods hate each other so much. They're competing for the same target market.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (3nLb4)

384 Comey is being indicted for singing show tunes and extremely bad taste in women's clothes. Miami grand jury

Posted by: Kingsman at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (ehY6c)

385
Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

Commies are pissed that they didn't get Hugo Boss, and that Commie uniforms look like they were designed by a myopic hobo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (y9nCu)

386 John Bolton should be found guilty and have his mustache and ass shaved on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Posted by: Clown World at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (M7GNj)

387 366 345 "but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?"

Doesn't bother me, but I use "cocksucker" during my commute like I was a cast member of Deadwood

Posted by: Carl at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (HcoTw)

388 380 Fascism is a communist heresy.

Heresy is the word I use as well and I think it has the correct connotation because there have been wars between Catholics and Protestants, Sunnis and Shiites, and so on...but it doesn't mean that from the outside they aren't all the same...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

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Also, communism is a Christian heresy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

389 MSNBC’s law enforcement analyst says “you can’t just assume” the ICE shooter was a leftist based on the “anti-ICE” messages written on his shell casings.

“He could’ve been doing that thinking it was funny, trying to put law enforcement on the wrong track.”

Sometimes a green dildo is just a green dildo.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (jc0TO)

390 From what I've read of "Hillbilly Elegy" JD is tame compared to his late beloved grandmother.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:08 PM

Ahh, that's right, I had forgotten about his grandma's cursing habit. Hehe.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (efuu+)

391 Mussolini reportedly met Lenin in Switzerland when they were both in exile in Switzerland. Lenin told Mussolini it was a shame that the Socialists had kicked Mussolini out of the party.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

392 MSNBC’s law enforcement analyst says “you can’t just assume” the ICE shooter was a leftist based on the “anti-ICE” messages written on his shell casings.

“He could’ve been doing that thinking it was funny, trying to put law enforcement on the wrong track.”

What a joke.

https://tinyurl.com/ynpxey7d
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (NpAcC)

This is what happens when gaslighting becomes a way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

393 "Dipshit"?

What ever happened to high-dollar, high-class words, like "Fucktard"?

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (UnA8+)

394 Bored so anyone interested in the backstory about La Vey and Mansfield,

Interview magazine article with pix
https://tinyurl.com/p957hv5r

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (WDjG6)

395 Fascism was national socialism with some right wing ideas stapled to it, and Communism is international socialism with a dream of becoming a world where everyone lives in harmony and gives everything to each other.

They're both stupid but largely similar and fought each other not over being opposites but siblings with a slight difference in approach

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (dfIr7)

396 Given his background I think he comes by it honestly but I really miss the days when our leaders didn't curse like a drunken sailor publicly

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (rbvCR)

397 John Bolton should be found guilty and have his mustache and ass shaved on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Posted by: Clown World at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (M7GNj)

By a blind dude with a bolo knife.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (snZF9)

398 370 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?

Stalin expended significant effort to kill other communists. It wasn't because they disagreed on anything other then who should be leading the communists.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2025 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

How many Kings fought against other Kings? Fascism and Communism were just the route they used to gain power...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (mP0Kj)

399 391 Mussolini reportedly met Lenin in Switzerland when they were both in exile in Switzerland. Lenin told Mussolini it was a shame that the Socialists had kicked Mussolini out of the party.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

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This talk reminds me that I have a first draft completed of a novel that takes place in Rome in 1919, and I've let it linger for more than a year because I can't finish this other first draft set in 1888 in South Carolina.

Dammit...gotta finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

400 Comey has information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (i24o9)

401 Sometimes a green dildo is just a green dildo.
Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:15 PM

Speaking of which, y'all are keeping up with the WNBA playoffs, right?

Right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

402 This talk reminds me that I have a first draft completed of a novel that takes place in Rome in 1919, and I've let it linger for more than a year because I can't finish this other first draft set in 1888 in South Carolina.

Dammit...gotta finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

mash them up

it would make a good time traveler story

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (dCxaZ)

403 397 By a blind dude with a bolo knife.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (snZF9)

Using his foot to hold the knife.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (UnA8+)

404 This is what happens when gaslighting becomes a way of life.

They are starting to get that sinking feeling that yes, the radical left is super violent and its their fault. That their idea that all the danger is on the right is false and that the left really is the problem in the US, and worse, people are noticing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

405 354 307 Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.
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Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

Because Hitler broke the Molotov-Ribbentrop nonaggression pact in 1941 and was never forgiven for it. History is written and rewritten by the victors which, unfortunately, included the goddamn Bolsheviks (as Patton said). After the war Stalinists infested us and took over our diplomatic and educational apparatus, and so this false dichotomy and hereditary hatred has been passed down from generation to generation without factual explanation thanks to the Frankfurt School and Marcuse and his acolytes.

Posted by: My thoughts on it anyway at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (TbWk/)

406 This talk reminds me that I have a first draft completed of a novel that takes place in Rome in 1919, and I've let it linger for more than a year because I can't finish this other first draft set in 1888 in South Carolina.

Dammit...gotta finish it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM

One word: Vampires.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

407 Nixon cussed like a sailor in private.

For some reason

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

408
Woody was a Commie, not a Fascist.

He painted "this machine kills fascists" on his guitar.

Must have fancied himself as El Kabong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (63Dwl)

409 Speaking of which, y'all are keeping up with the WNBA playoffs, right?

They're having playoffs? I wasn't even aware the season had started.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (dfIr7)

410 Fascism is almost indistinguishable from Communism. Why did they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

Competitors for the same thug bucket.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

411 Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (Cd9aJ)

one was based on racial purity, the other on ideological purity, so in nazi view Slavs (and al others) were inferior to "Aryans", so expandable; in Communist world one could pretend to love communism and survive , in nazi world there was no survival if they deemed your race expandable. to me nazism is the bigger evil.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (g47mK)

412 seeing on X reports comey ... in cuffs?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (FHttA)

413 406
One word: Vampires.
Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

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Better words:

Lovecraftian horror.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

414 This talk reminds me that I have a first draft completed of a novel that takes place in Rome in 1919,
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM

"At'sa spicy meatball."

The End

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (0sNs1)

415 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

I really don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Not into pantywaisted tea-sipping tut tutting at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

That sounds rather familiar. I must dwell on it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (snZF9)

416 405 Stalinists infested us and took over our diplomatic and educational apparatus, and so this false dichotomy and hereditary hatred has been passed down from generation to generation without factual explanation thanks to the Frankfurt School and Marcuse and his acolytes.
Posted by: My thoughts on it anyway at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (TbWk/)

And now, Mario Mieli is probably the one that influenced the current day commies the most.

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (UnA8+)

417 Speaking of which, y'all are keeping up with the WNBA playoffs, right?

Right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

The Indiana Fever won game one against the Las Vegas Aces.

I'm leaning toward the offiiciating getting the Fever a win in the series to 'prove Caitlyn Clark isn't all that.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

418 414 "At'sa spicy meatball."

The End
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (0sNs1)

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German and Russian spies fall in love and plan a heist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

419 This talk reminds me that I have a first draft completed of a novel that takes place in Rome in 1919, and I've let it linger for more than a year because I can't finish this other first draft set in 1888 in South Carolina.

Dammit...gotta finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

mash them up

it would make a good time traveler story
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Then you could sell the screen rights to Tarantino.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (TN0g+)

420
That sounds rather familiar. I must dwell on it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (snZF9)
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Dwell? I thought Harley's all had electronic ignition these days....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

421
nood shelves!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (bJEkt)

422 to me nazism is the bigger evil.

Its a tough call. Communism definitely killed more people and caused more suffering, but it has had more years to do it in. Nazis killed the body and had zero redemption, Communism kills the soul and hope, but you can go to a camp and lie and survive. Communism leads to starvation and misery, while Fascism actually was a net positive to the economy of its nations initially.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

423 413 Better words:

Lovecraftian horror.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 24, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

o/~ If I were a fish man... blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody bloody blood... o/~

Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (UnA8+)

424
Longer Daily Mail story including specifics about the 'curse'
https://tinyurl.com/56adw4d7

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (WDjG6)

425 Because Hitler broke the Molotov-Ribbentrop nonaggression pact in 1941 and was never forgiven for it. History is written and rewritten by the victors which, unfortunately, included the goddamn Bolsheviks (as Patton said). After the war Stalinists infested us and took over our diplomatic and educational apparatus, and so this false dichotomy and hereditary hatred has been passed down from generation to generation without factual explanation thanks to the Frankfurt School and Marcuse and his acolytes.
Posted by: My thoughts on it anyway at September 24, 2025 04:17 PM (TbWk/)

In post WWI Germany, Communist gangs fought Freikorps (ex soldier non communists) for the streets. Eventually the non communists won and converted most of the ex communist thugs into loyal Nazi thugs.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

426 407 Nixon cussed like a sailor in private.

For some reason
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Mmm, he was a sailor.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (AdHga)

427 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (NcvvS)

428 お前わしんでる
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
You Are Already Dead!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

429 NOOD

Reuters retards

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (ULPxl)

430 mash them up

it would make a good time traveler story

For some reason this made me think of The Fountain, which I forced my wife to watch to tell me it was good movie, or a terrible movie, as I couldn't decide.

When it was over she turned to me and said 'You made me watch a two hour metaphor about death?'.

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:21 PM (jc0TO)

431 415 but any strong opinions here about JD's propensity to curse publicly when he is angry or passionate about a topic?

I really don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Not into pantywaisted tea-sipping tut tutting at September 24, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

That sounds rather familiar. I must dwell on it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2025 04:19 PM (snZF9)

Unless yer calling on God to Damn someone?

It aint cursing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2025 04:22 PM (mP0Kj)

432

The Las Vegas Aces evened their WNBA semifinals playoff series with a convincing 90-68 Game 2 victory over the Indiana Fever on Tuesday night.

The best-of-five series heads to Indianapolis, where Game 3 will be played Friday night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2025 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

433 Let's hope the Flaming Skull is back

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2025 04:22 PM (+qU29)

434 Communism leads to starvation and misery, while Fascism actually was a net positive to the economy of its nations initially.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

Getting into a war with the three biggest industrial powers turns out to hurt your economy in the mid to long term.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

435 Fascism is socialism with nationalism tacked on. Mussolini originally was a socialist as was his dad, then WWI brought out his nationalism

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (BLGhW)

436 Stalinism isn't "real communism". Neither is Marxist-Leninism in general. Both push off the eventual withering of the State required by doctrinaire Marxism as "something nice, maybe, one day", but still part of the overall goal. It's all ultimately bullshit, but all forms of communism at least pay lip service to the ideal that one day The State won't be needed anymore.

Fascism and Nationalist-socialism invert that and accept the eternal inevitability of The State as part of the system, a final goal to be celebrated and not merely tolerated for now.

Again, it's all bullshit. But when your ideologies are 100% built on rubble now to make paradise later, you start to really really care about what all the rubble is for, because if you're wrong then you lived in rubble all your life for nothing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (06Hmj)

437 o/~ If I were a fish man... blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody bloody blood... o/~
Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM

Nice. The Call of Cthulhu: The Musical

It's Gold!

Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (jc0TO)

438 I'll bet Tim Walz curses like a drunken but effeminate sailor just to prove his masculinity.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (kTd/k)

439
A whole movie thread could be dedicated to the issue of:

"Best side-boob, Claudia Cardinale squishing'em into Jack Palance's back in "The Professionals" or Ursula Andress with the towel in "The Blue Max".

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2025 04:24 PM (Y8DZL)

440 The Las Vegas Aces evened their WNBA semifinals playoff series with a convincing 90-68 Game 2 victory over the Indiana Fever on Tuesday night.

The best-of-five series heads to Indianapolis, where Game 3 will be played Friday night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2025 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

Indiana has had several of its better players including Caitlin Clark injured by thugs dressed in the other sides uniform in recent weeks. The Fever should just form their own barnstorming team and opponent and gain all the viewers and forget about the WNBA.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:25 PM (8avO+)

441 No shit
I mean Bay City Rollers instead of Dusty Springfield?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2025 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

Uhhh … you did know that Dusty was a rug muncher 🤔

Posted by: browndog quotes Monty Python at September 24, 2025 04:25 PM (TkedA)

442 o/~ If I were a fish man... blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bloody bloody blood... o/~
Posted by: XTC at September 24, 2025 04:20 PM

Nice. The Call of Cthulhu: The Musical

It's Gold!
Posted by: toby928 at September 24, 2025 04:23 PM (jc0TO)

That should be "The Shadow over Innsmouth" for the fish men.

Call just had cultists and of course the fleeing sailors falling into impossible angles in the buildings and vanishing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

443 Cumming's autobiography, "Not My Father's Son," was well-written and pretty interesting; he eventually overcame a pretty traumatic childhood filled with emotional and physical abuse.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are Risen Following The Attempted Martyrs & Finally First-Degree Martyr at September 24, 2025 04:02

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I guess becoming a flaming queer is one way to overcum a bad childhood.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 24, 2025 04:33 PM (1Au9i)

444 27 Ah, so he "Stached" them in his office.

Very well played, sir.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2025 05:07 PM (cHLus)

445 Newsflash The Walrus is in trouble the Carpenter has his Hammer now

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 24, 2025 05:48 PM (wGqjj)

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