Ryan Routh, the Second Anti-Trump Assassin, Convicted on All Counts; Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself by Stabbing Himself in the Neck With a Pen After the Verdict

So what I hear you saying is that he's just a general fuck-up and shit-for-brains.

Ryan Routh, the madman who holed up in a sniper's nest with an assault rifle at one of President Trump's golf courses, tried to stab himself with a pen in a Florida courtroom Tuesday after he was convicted of attempting to assassinate the then-GOP nominee.
A dramatic scene unfolded as jurors were leaving the courtroom when Routh took a pen and started trying to jab himself in the neck.
Courtroom marshals sprung to action and dragged him out of the room as his daughter, Sara Routh, screamed at her father. "Dad I love you. Don't do anything. I'll get you out. He didn't hurt anybody," the daughter yelled.
A few minutes later, Routh was brought back into the courtroom with shackles on. He wasn't wearing the jacket and tie from earlier and his white shirt didn't show signs of blood. The judge set his sentencing date for Dec. 18.
The jurors took about two hours to find Routh, 59, guilty of five federal charges of attempted assassination, assault on a federal officer and gun crimes following a two week trial in Fort Pierce, Fla. court.
He will face up to life in prison at his sentencing.

In happier news, he'll be Jimmy Kimmel's first guest tonight.

🚨 Breaking: Ryan Routh, the suspect in the Trump assassination attempt, has been convicted on ALL COUNTS.

Proceeded to attempt to stab HIMSELF in the neck with a pen after the verdict.pic.twitter.com/zEvsJUMwUV
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) September 23, 2025

The deranged NeverTrump killer's daughter is also, get this, a head case.

🚨 NOW: Ryan Routh’s daughter just SPRINTED away from the media screaming “GET THE F*** OUT OF MY FACE” after her father was found GUILTY of attempting to assassinate President Trump pic.twitter.com/5YeFm41asb
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 23, 2025

IMPORTANT REMINDER: Ryan Routh is yet another case of left-wing terrorism.

He drove around with a Biden/Harris sticker on his truck, donated to Democrats through ActBlue 19 times, and even voted in the 2024 Democratic primary.

Today he was found GUILTY on all charges for his… pic.twitter.com/4nzEyqgTZ6
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 23, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 03:39 PM

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1 Lots of space

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:39 PM (WDjG6)

2
Routh is the Left's Joe Rogan

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (XrGE1)

3 roomy, like Ilhan "Omar" Nur's gnarly snizz.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (KRtlO)

4 Mr Routh can I have an autograph? Oh, guess not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (lmTGO)

5 lol what a maroon

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (FHttA)

6 First bisches.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (aTgV0)

7 Perhaps if Routh hadn't used a fat magic marker, he'd have been more successful.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

8
Democrats are really piling up on their Joe Rogans.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (XrGE1)

9 If we were a serious country he would have already been waterboarded and his Nat Sec handler would be the one on trial

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

10 she's gonna bust him out!

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 23, 2025 03:41 PM (FHttA)

11 Maroon fambly.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (aTgV0)

12 Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself by Stabbing Himself in the Neck With a Pen After the Verdict

Someone get this fuck up a knife.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (07HCW)

13 Sucks to suck.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (4TTT/)

14 Not first!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (SEFV4)

15 darn safety pens

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (FHttA)

16 The pen is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (Jg8yx)

17 "Routh is the Left's Joe Rogan
Posted by: Soothsayer"

HAH.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (aTgV0)

18 3 roomy, like Ilhan "Omar" Nur's gnarly snizz.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (KRtlO)
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Has fartclam been removed from the AoSHQ style guide?

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (6U6WV)

19 The jurors took about two hours ..

you can tell this trial wasn't in DC

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (RHGPo)

20 For the record, the Act Blue donations don't mean it was him.. just say'in

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (53oGX)

21 So the stabbing with a pen means his handlers were not able to give him his cyanide pills to secrete until needed. /s

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (vZUXb)

22 Put him in Super Max solitaire for a year, then interrogate him on his network and supporters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (u82oZ)

23 Moar Trumpmas!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (ppG5b)

24 It's Deep State Patsies All The Way Down.

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (mmqCU)

25 A pen?
I hesitate to comment until vmom weighs in.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

26 16 The pen is mightier than the sword.

yeah dude - not LITERALLY

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (FHttA)

27 19 The jurors took about two hours ..

you can tell this trial wasn't in DC
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (RHGPo)

Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (VE6XX)

28
Don Lucchesi got stabbed to death by Caló with his own glasses. So it can be done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (tgvbd)

29 Taxpayers demand a rope and a chair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (GiPFP)

30 Could his actions be interpreted as an indication he was not entirely satisfied with the verdict?

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (7dIdt)

31
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM

The penis mightier

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (tljrc)

32 acted as his own attorney, no? already grounds for an appeal

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (CWTWj)

33 Send him to El Salvador...

And Salvador with James Woods was a pretty good movie...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (TGPs7)

34 This man has very little ept to him.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (RE0lB)

35
Has anyone mentioned this routh fellow was likely FUNDED via nefarious govt sources?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (XrGE1)

36 3 roomy, like Ilhan "Omar" Nur's gnarly snizz.
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (KRtlO)

I say Omar Nur's gnarley sniz open for pussy riot at the vic in '96

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (53oGX)

37 Willowed:

The NYT initially posted a story saying Routh found not guilty:

https://tinyurl.com/38kn79vz

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (XvL8K)

38 Y'all calling him "left wing" like the fact that he owned a gun doesn't prove he was MAGA.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (LAAVD)

39
"He drove around with a Biden/Harris sticker on his truck, donated to Democrats through ActBlue 19 times, and even voted in the 2024 Democratic primary."

Definitely MAGA. Right, Jimmy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (tgvbd)

40 He stabbed his legal council? Charge him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (Jg8yx)

41 juries can be quick when they want. another grounds for an appeal i suppose

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (CWTWj)

42
Right? This Democrat was in ukraine, yes?

How?
Why?
Who?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (XrGE1)

43 Sadly, we may never why a MAGA guy like Routh turned on Trump.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (sZYxc)

44 No, Mr. Connery, that is *not* the category.

Posted by: Alex Trebek at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (/HDaX)

45 Ryan Routh will be filing papers to run for prezzy on Dem ticket in the State of Mystical Creatures and Delicious Treats that he adores when having visions and there is not a thing wrong with him. His daughter will be VP and cosmic advisor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (gm9Sb)

46 The deranged NeverTrump killer's daughter is also, get this, a head case.

To be fair, my response to the media would be much the same.

I have a little story to tell. Back in around 2010, I got contacted by New York Times magazine by a reporter doing a piece on blogs. My blog was then about other blog comments, focusing on quoting them around the internet because I had discovered even way back then that often the best content on a lot of blogs was the wisdom and wit of commenters.

So she started asking me stuff about commenters online and I was... having none of it. It was the NYT, and I was not willing to work with them for anything no matter how much publicity it might involve. I couldn't stand the press back then and my contempt has only grown. She eventually tailed off awkwardly and said goodbye.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (dfIr7)

47 did trump ever say anything about the guy being guilty? mistrial

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

48 30 Could his actions be interpreted as an indication he was not entirely satisfied with the verdict?
Posted by: Weasel
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He was trying to kill his lawyer for bad counsel with that pen.

Course, he was also his own lawyer in the case which obviously resulted in a conflict of interest.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (WDjG6)

49 Shouldn't every one of the illegals who attacks ICE officers also be prosecuted on terrorism charges? Of course that is not possible in California whose governor has declared that state no longer part of the union.

Posted by: Decaf at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (unUNN)

50
He's a Bic-up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (tgvbd)

51 2
Routh is the Left's Joe Rogan
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:40 PM (XrGE1)
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I thought that was Kimmel.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (s0JqF)

52 "Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself by Stabbing Himself in the Neck With a Pen After the Verdict"

So, Routh is now 0-2 in attempting to kill people. What a loser.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (LAAVD)

53 "Could his actions be interpreted as an indication he was not entirely satisfied with the verdict?
Posted by: Weasel "

He seems a bit upset. His daughter is a less than non-plussed.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (aTgV0)

54 Hey ace!

It’s sea otter awareness week!

Celebrate accordingly!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

55 A pen?
That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

56 (Willowed)My problem is, the Lindsay Graham wing of the party, and the entire neocon gaggle, either they believe there's a war to be won, or they're just immoral monsters, making money off the suffering and death of others.
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Go with the latter.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (TN0g+)

57 Alex Trebek, your mother is a hot mama.

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (u82oZ)

58 I feel sorry for his daughter. It must be tough to be related to someone that thinks killing is winning a debate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (0U5gm)

59 52 "Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself by Stabbing Himself in the Neck With a Pen After the Verdict"

So, Routh is now 0-2 in attempting to kill people. What a loser.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:45 PM (LAAVD)

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I don't know about that...any unsolved shooting in Reno?

Did someone shoot the sheriff but not the deputy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

60 Stylus points.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (Jg8yx)

61 wth

ISWYDT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (u82oZ)

62 Could his actions be interpreted as an indication he was not entirely satisfied with the verdict?
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The judge should hold him in contempt and slap some more time on his sentence.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (TN0g+)

63 49 Shouldn't every one of the illegals who attacks ICE officers also be prosecuted on terrorism charges? Of course that is not possible in California whose governor has declared that state no longer part of the union.
Posted by: Decaf
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Bit of a stretch but attacking federal leos does result in a lengthy jail sentence in federal prison.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

64 I feel sorry for his daughter. It must be tough to be related to someone that thinks killing is winning a debate.

She might even agree with him but I still feel bad for her having daddy turn out to be a demented attempted murderer and the press ghouls swarming around her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (dfIr7)

65 IMPORTANT REMINDER: Ryan Routh is yet another case of left-wing terrorism.

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"We hit some new lows earlier today with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this dude who tried to murder Trump as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

-- The opening of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue tonight

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (mmqCU)

66 I don't know about that...any unsolved shooting in Reno?

Did someone shoot the sheriff but not the deputy?
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The Clapton version was better. Way better.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (TN0g+)

67 the Lindsay Graham wing of the party, and the entire neocon gaggle, either they believe there's a war to be won, or they're just immoral monsters, making money off the suffering and death of others.
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Go with the latter.

Posted by: Crusader

And they get to vote on the budget bill that is coming up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (0U5gm)

68 58 I feel sorry for his daughter. It must be tough to be related to someone that thinks killing is winning a debate.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (0U5gm)

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I am currently having a debate with the Maratha Confederacy.

They opened with a comment about taking Ukraine. I retorted by marching, unimpeded, through Persia to Afghanistan and into India.

It's a most spirited debate leaving thousands dead in our wake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

69 routh was paid by putin to make trump look sympathetic. also, keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

70 He tried to write his own death sentence.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

71 The daughter was there alone. She doesn’t even have an AWFL tribe to support her.

😟

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (3CtyV)

72 I left the Mont Blanc at home in the bunker, and all my daughter could smuggle in was this lousy Bic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (gm9Sb)

73 Was the pen a fountain pen, Bic, gel pen or fine point.

While I am no expert, I think the fountain pen or a broken Bic would have been more successful.

I do wish this was filmed as I am wicked.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (6PCLE)

74 58 I feel sorry for his daughter. It must be tough to be related to someone that thinks killing is winning a debate.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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She was loosely tied to the whole Routh plot via logistics and is as batshit lefty cra cra as daddy was.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (WDjG6)

75 Did you guys get that?

What I said?

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

76 The neck, the neck, the neck, always the neck with these people...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (OUMaO)

77 I can fix her.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (gKWVE)

78 While I am no expert, I think the fountain pen or a broken Bic would have been more successful.

Yeah, you could really mess yourself up with a quill but a gel pen? Gonna take some real dedication

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

79 The neck... again????

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (he/Cf)

80 Daughter thinks Ryan Routh is a swell guy aside from this little aberration ;

https://tinyurl.com/4x3nftyh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (Nx5jP)

81 Imma pencil him in as a NO.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (aTgV0)

82
Trump gave a speech at the UN and tore them all new assholes, sounds like. When he got there, an escalator failed with him and Melania, and then the teleprompter failed.

He said "I've ended 7 wars and all I get from you is a bad escalator and bad teleprompter".

And apparently he made Macron walk to the UN building. Trump's motorcade blocked off Macron's own vehicles or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (w6EFb)

83 Shoulda used his glasses.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (paSBy)

84 She might even agree with him but I still feel bad for her having daddy turn out to be a demented attempted murderer and the press ghouls swarming around her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Kinda reminiscent of Ingrid Bergman's character in Notorious.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

85 What is this neck shit. Is it just a coincidence? Because now I count three.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (he/Cf)

86
Did you guys get that?

What I said?
Posted by: eleven

Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:49 PM (XrGE1)

87 For the record, the Act Blue donations don't mean it was him.. just say'in

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (53oGX)

For the record, the reason these are mentioned is in every one of these cases, the left attempts to gaslight the public that the assassin is actually right-wing.

Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.

Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (aqZN1)

88 "He will face up to life in prison at his sentencing."

Some lefty judge will knock it down to 'time served' and cut him loose.....

Posted by: I was ARiK at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (QGaXH)

89 He stuck his neck out for his client.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (Jg8yx)

90 This Just In: The pen is NOT mightier than the sword.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (he/Cf)

91 Good thing the trial was held in FL.

If it had been a DC Court...they'd probably throw him an Fc'king parade...after returning a judgement of 'Not Guilty' on all counts.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (XjTSo)

92 Jihad Watch

UK: Muslim doctor who left patient during surgery to have sex with nurse is cleared to resume his medical career

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (TGPs7)

93 Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg
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To be fair, sometimes people just asking questions blame Mossad.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (WDjG6)

94 54 Hey ace!

It’s sea otter awareness week!

Celebrate accordingly!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

Any recipe suggestions?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (LAAVD)

95 He can't be issued a sword; the family is honorless already.

Posted by: Japan at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (gKWVE)

96 Any recipe suggestions?
Posted by: tankdemon

Uh oh...

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

97 The guy who tried to murder Kavanaugh is on trial too. Remember him? The guy who showed up at Kavanaugh's house with a bunch of burglar's tools and weapons? Kind of disappeared from the news. Another one of those violent radical leftists who totally don't exist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (dfIr7)

98 His motive may never be known.

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

99 Tried to stab himself with a pen. But failed, Because loser. Very sad.

Loser daughter boo-hoo crying. Also very sad.

Posted by: World's Smallest Violin at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (jK2Ur)

100 Also, a Number 2 pencil would have worked better.

In junior high I once stabbed the guy behind me...through his jeans, in the thigh with my pencil lead. He claims he still has it.

A kid next to him, a total brat, put a large green booger on my bare shoulder and I thought it was Steve. Stabbed him backwards with my right arm straight without looking.

He kept saying it wasn't him. I believed him after the stabbing.

So a pencil might have worked.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (6PCLE)

101 98 His motive ~~may~~ will never be known.
Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

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Suggested edit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

102
Looks like he isn't a very good

😐

Killigrapher

😎

Yaaaaggggh

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (he/Cf)

103 Left-wing terrorism is just an idea.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (wayaQ)

104 Some lefty judge will knock it down to 'time served' and cut him loose.....
Posted by: I was ARiK
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Judge in case is Judge Cannon of the shutting down the illegal prosecution in the Mar A Lago Trump case.

11th Circuit is not liberal either. Routh is fcked until the next Dem president pardons him by autopen.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (WDjG6)

105 When pens are outlawed only outlaws will have pens.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

106 Kind of disappeared from the news. Another one of those violent radical leftists who totally don't exist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And I think he just came out as...wait for it...you'll never believe it...transgender.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

107 97 The guy who tried to murder Kavanaugh is on trial too. Remember him? The guy who showed up at Kavanaugh's house with a bunch of burglar's tools and weapons? Kind of disappeared from the news. Another one of those violent radical leftists who totally don't exist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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He surfaced by declaring himself to be a troon just last week.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (WDjG6)

108 Note he used his right hand.

More Right Wing violence!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (he/Cf)

109 93 Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg
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To be fair, sometimes people just asking questions blame Mossad.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (WDjG6)

Same thing because the Juice controls the Orange Man.

Posted by: Mossad Took My Lunch at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (jK2Ur)

110 Reminds me of the *only* funny scene in Bachelor Party when the guy is trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (PSEDc)

111 He should have used annautope

Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (LAAVD)

112 Missouri woman is sentenced in brazen and blundering attempt to steal Graceland

Lisa Jeanine Findley was accused of posing as a bogus investor claiming rights to Elvis Presley's estate. She was sentenced to more than four years behind bars.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

113 "Sara Routh, screamed at her father. "Dad I love you. Don't do anything. I'll get you out. He didn't hurt anybody," the daughter yelled."
Well thank God SOMEbody in the Routh family is mentally stable...

Posted by: UncleJefe at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (gAuAm)

114 108 Note he used his right hand.

More Right Wing violence!
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (he/Cf)

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The courtroom drawing shows him using his right hand to try and kill his left side.

How much more insidious can the American right get? Will MAGA never be satisfied?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

115 Jeez....just because it a SHARPIE doesn't mean it's actually sharp.

Some people.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (dIske)

116 Christy...you must have been seriously hot to get away with that shit.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (aTgV0)

117 93 Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg
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To be fair, sometimes people just asking questions blame Mossad.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (WDjG6)

It's the Mossad agents just asking the questions to throw you off the scent and to discredit other people who ask questions about the people asking the questions.

Posted by: It's Mossad all the way down at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (TbWk/)

118 He didn't hurt anybody she says. He just wanted to kill someone.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (YwEeS)

119 Same thing because the Juice controls the Orange Man.
Posted by: Mossad Took My Lunch

O.J. is dead.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

120 Loser daughter boo-hoo crying. Also very sad.

I just wish she’d have had one person to be with her, as a hype man. Her dramatic exit would have been much more impactful with a hype man

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (3CtyV)

121 Jihad Watch

UK: Muslim doctor who left patient during surgery to have sex with nurse is cleared to resume his medical career
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It would be interesting if God started issuing random statements daily, akin to "Anyone of you who ever left surgery to go have sex will perish today." Then we could go on with a more or less normal day until a colleague asked "Hey, have any of you seen Gene today?" and then it would all click into place.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (TN0g+)

122 Is Ryan Routh related by any means to Keith Olbermann? Maybe a little cousin fuckin' in the family tree? Maybe a quack doctor prescribing crazy pills to the whole gang?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (gm9Sb)

123 117 It's the Mossad agents just asking the questions to throw you off the scent and to discredit other people who ask questions about the people asking the questions.
Posted by: It's Mossad all the way down at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Who are unwitting tools of Big Penguin who are, in turn, pawns of the Liechtenstein Conspiracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

124 Someone should send Kimmel's writers this idea.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (he/Cf)

125 stabbing himself with a pen, what a pathetic attention whore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (uWKK8)

126 Next time use a pencil.

Posted by: John WIck at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (nIJyT)

127 Breaking! Melania is in Dolce & Gabbana at the UN.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (pZEOD)

128 >>> 35
Has anyone mentioned this routh fellow was likely FUNDED via nefarious govt sources?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 03:44 PM (XrGE1)

Crazy talk. He probably sold lots of Girl Scout Cookies while in the US.

Posted by: see eye ay at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (ULPxl)

129 Daughter thinks Ryan Routh is a swell guy aside from this little aberration ;

https://tinyurl.com/4x3nftyh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I can fix her.
Posted by: gKWVE
......

You want to borrow a bsaeball bat?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

130 Future President Brandon will pardon him.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (dzEj0)

131 Christy...you must have been seriously hot to get away with that shit.
Posted by: eleven

Pro tip: You don't get a date with the hot chick by putting a large green booger on her bare shoulder.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

132 96 Any recipe suggestions?
Posted by: tankdemon

Uh oh...
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Butter Peas, rice, okra, fresh tomatoes, and porkchops.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (LHPAg)

133 119 Same thing because the Juice controls the Orange Man.
Posted by: Mossad Took My Lunch

O.J. is dead.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

That's exactly what the Zionist Entity wants you to believe.

Posted by: Mossad is Using My Fillings as a Relay Station Against My Will at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (jK2Ur)

134 I think it is time for a serious discussion about pen control.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (0U5gm)

135
BIC

Writes First Time Every Time...Even After Using It To Stab Yourself in the Neck!!! The Choice of Suicides Worldwide!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 03:57 PM (iJfKG)

136 Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

Priscilla Presley is being sued for pulling the plug on her daughter

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (3CtyV)

137 Son of convicted assassin Routh,
"The son of Ryan Routh, the suspect in custody in connection with the second apparent assassination attempt against former President Trump, has been arrested on federal charges of possessing child pornography.

Oran Alexander Routh was taken into custody Tuesday, according to court documents.

Investigators say they found “hundreds” of child pornography files when they were searching the younger Routh’s Guilford County, N.C., residence on Saturday in connection with an investigation “unrelated” to child exploitation. He faces two charges, including receipt of child pornography and possession of child pornography."

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (WDjG6)

138 A Times of London story on Sunday quoted un-named UN staffers saying they would turn off the escalator when Trump tried to use it.

https://tinyurl.com/523s8hhe

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (paSBy)

139 >115 Jeez....just because it a SHARPIE doesn't mean it's actually sharp.

Some people.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (dIske)

My dude was just practicing his jailhouse tattoo game. I hear neck tattoos are hawt in cell block D.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (GTqXr)

140 The whole family is well adjusted.

In September, 2024, Oran alexander Routh, Ryan Routh’s son, was arrested on federal charges related to child pornography. He was taken into custody for possessing child sex abuse images and pleaded guilty to these charges, resulting in a seven-year prison sentence.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (oiNtH)

141 Loser daughter boo-hoo crying. Also very sad.

I just wish she’d have had one person to be with her, as a hype man. Her dramatic exit would have been much more impactful with a hype man
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That's the same reason I asserted that when Brock Lesnar left WWE for MMA, he should have taken his manage Paul Heyman with him. It would been awesome watching Heyman work the UFC press conferences, referring to "My client, Mr. Lesnar..." and predicting what Lesnar would do in the upcoming match.

I also wished that Lesnar would have ended one of his UFC fights with an F-5.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (TN0g+)

142 The NY Times already had a "Not Guilty" headline ready to go. Oops.

https://is.gd/hy32Sc

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (PiwSw)

143 Hand home a knife and walk out of the room

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (+qU29)

144 I'm sure Jimmy will monolog us with TRUTH and FACTS that Routh was a MAGA conservative because he drove a pickup truck.

With the punchline being "after the verdict, the tried to kill himself by stabbing his neck with a pencil. If only Trump was that brave."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (zm1uS)

145 116 Christy...you must have been seriously hot to get away with that shit.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:55 PM (aTgV0)

Nah. Was taught hand to hand combat growing up with my brother and put up with nothing. Especially a booger on my shoulder.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (6PCLE)

146 CNN poll guy Enten says Kamala is -13 in favorability rating. She ain't getting anywhere near the 28 nom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (lmTGO)

147 The would be Kavanaugh killer is also a tranny!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (SEFV4)

148
Big Don ripped the UN a new asshole. Scorched the earth and wiped it with their asses. Told Europe they were destroying themselves with the Climate Change scam and immigration, etc. Ripped them on Palestine, and single out Ursula von der Leyen or whatever the hell her name is personally as a Big Dummy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

149 84 She might even agree with him but I still feel bad for her having daddy turn out to be a demented attempted murderer and the press ghouls swarming around her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Kinda reminiscent of Ingrid Bergman's character in Notorious.
Posted by: Bulg
========
Misplaced sympathy in this case.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:59 PM (WDjG6)

150 A pen?
I hesitate to comment until vmom weighs in.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe Bluebell will send him info on how to make a shiv.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 23, 2025 03:59 PM (vyKUJ)

151 He drove around with a Biden/Harris sticker on his truck, donated to Democrats through ActBlue 19 times, and even voted in the 2024 Democratic primary.

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yeah but his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate is Republican, so....

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (BGygK)

152 Ryan, you are supposed to charge the bench yelling at the Judge who produces a Taurus Judge revolver (Florida, long story, how they came about) from under his robes and ventilates you.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (gm9Sb)

153

I thought Cato or something said all the guys who do this are MAGA cults or something.

Man, I am totally shocked. This guy is total MAGA.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (et1vG)

154
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)

155 Reminder about Ryan Routh's past
'His criminal record, which dates back to the late 1990s, highlights a series of prior encounters with law enforcement.

Routh appears to have spent most of his adult life in Greensboro, North Carolina, where he had multiple run-ins with the law over the years in Guilford County. These included a 2002 felony conviction for possessing a weapon of mass destruction and a 2010 felony for stolen goods. His record also includes numerous misdemeanors.

Police arrested Routh for committing larceny after he unlawfully took property with the intent to keep it. The arrest followed an investigation into the theft, where authorities determined Routh had stolen valuable items, leading to charges.

Authorities charged Routh with a felony for allegedly possessing a "fully automatic machine gun," an arrest that followed his reported flight from a traffic stop.

According to the arrest report, police later apprehended him at United Roofing, 1735 W. Lee St., where he worked. He had driven to the location and barricaded himself inside. Additionally, authorities charged him with resisting, delaying, and obstructing a public officer.'
Also convictions for crack.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (WDjG6)

156 Jailhouse Rock.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (LHPAg)

157 Looking something up on the interwebs I discovered a new word "plumbum". Surprisingly not the definition of Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (rvwwT)

158 Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2025 03:56 PM (pZEOD)

One of her fave designers

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (3CtyV)

159 Especially a booger on my shoulder.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Boogers/on my shoulder/make me stabby

-- Rejected John Denver lyric

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

160 121 Jihad Watch

UK: Muslim doctor who left patient during surgery to have sex with nurse is cleared to resume his medical career
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It would be interesting if God started issuing random statements daily, akin to "Anyone of you who ever left surgery to go have sex will perish today." Then we could go on with a more or less normal day until a colleague asked "Hey, have any of you seen Gene today?" and then it would all click into place.
Posted by: Crusader

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Now that's a pay per view that I would pay for!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (VkY89)

161 137 Son of convicted assassin Routh,
"The son of Ryan Routh, the suspect in custody in connection with the second apparent assassination attempt against former President Trump, has been arrested on federal charges of possessing child pornography.

Oran Alexander Routh was taken into custody Tuesday, according to court documents.

Investigators say they found “hundreds” of child pornography files when they were searching the younger Routh’s Guilford County, N.C., residence on Saturday in connection with an investigation “unrelated” to child exploitation. He faces two charges, including receipt of child pornography and possession of child pornography."
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (WDjG6)

What is it with these guys and CP? The Utah Boomer, the Utah shooter and his pals, this guy...what the actual fuck?

Posted by: I'm detecting a theme emerging at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

162 146 CNN poll guy Enten says Kamala is -13 in favorability rating. She ain't getting anywhere near the 28 nom
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (lmTGO)

=======

Newsom's favorability rating in that same poll is lower than Kamala's.

AOC's is at -11.

That's what name recognition is gonna end up doing to Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

163 What kind of assassin IS this clown?
Fucker's 0 for 2...

Posted by: UncleJefe at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (gAuAm)

164 Routh's daughter isn't bad looking. Rule #1 however as she's about as stable as he is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (lmTGO)

165 AIPAC Tracker@TrackAIPAC

👀 New Mexico State Senator Jay Block's (@ElectJayCBlock) daughter is putting him on blast for joining the "50 States, One Israel" delegation to meet with Netanyahu in Israel:

"It seems like he sold his soul to the devil and is now just peddling lies and propaganda... I just genuinely hope that this will be the end of my dad's political career..."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (TGPs7)

166 70 He tried to write his own death sentence.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

But he forgot the puncturation.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (wtvvX)

167 138 A Times of London story on Sunday quoted un-named UN staffers saying they would turn off the escalator when Trump tried to use it.

https://tinyurl.com/523s8hhe
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (paSBy)

Find, dox and deport if needed.

The world is afraid of President Trump's Truth.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (6PCLE)

168 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (paSBy)

The person should be fired along with the jerk who messed up the teleprompter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (Nx5jP)

169 It is mildly amusing what Trump said at the UN. If the Euros hadn't gone in on net zero and importing people bent on killing the natives, they might have had the money to actually build a military and defend Europe.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (0U5gm)

170
His daughter screamed that he didn't hurt anyone?
He hid in the bushes with a loaded rifle pointed at the president.

He failed due to his own incompetence. Screaming about that is not a defense.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (ES1Rb)

171 Big Don ripped the UN a new asshole. Scorched the earth and wiped it with their asses. Told Europe they were destroying themselves with the Climate Change scam and immigration, etc. Ripped them on Palestine, and single out Ursula von der Leyen or whatever the hell her name is personally as a Big Dummy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
.......

That's my president!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

172 Big Don ripped the UN a new asshole. Scorched the earth and wiped it with their asses. Told Europe they were destroying themselves with the Climate Change scam and immigration, etc. Ripped them on Palestine, and single out Ursula von der Leyen or whatever the hell her name is personally as a Big Dummy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)
______________________________

He did NOT hold back. I re-watched the recording. There are a bunch of hurt feelings on E. 45th street about now. The sad thing is that his advice was sage and useful, but it will be taken to the contrary because of who he is. Spite will be the downfall of them all.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (dIske)

173 He tried to write his own death sentence.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

But he forgot the puncturation.
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Seems he couldn't get to the point.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (TN0g+)

174 UK: Muslim doctor who left patient during surgery to have sex with nurse is cleared to resume his medical career

Impulse control at its finest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (GiPFP)

175 I wouldn't be so sure he donated to Act Blue 19 times. I'm not sure anyone actually donated to Act Blue more than once. Can you say money-laundering?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (MZ+PY)

176 What is it with these guys and CP? The Utah Boomer, the Utah shooter and his pals, this guy...what the actual fuck?
Posted by: I'm detecting a theme emerging
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Easy, they get sexually wound up by this shit online and start going into evil town. Would not be surprised that 'dad' Ryan buggered his own kids. Crackheads are not known for their parenting skills nor sexual morality.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (WDjG6)

177 Nah. Was taught hand to hand combat growing up with my brother and put up with nothing. Especially a booger on my shoulder.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
.....

You shoulda forced him to eat it.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

178 and single out Ursula von der Leyen or whatever the hell her name is personally as a Big Dummy.

So close to 9 months away from Pride Week???

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (3CtyV)

179
CNN poll guy Enten says Kamala is -13 in favorability rating. She ain't getting anywhere near the 28 nom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (lmTGO)

Kamala believes there's still time to improve those numbers. That's why she's starting-

a Coast-to-Coast Free Blowjob Tour of All 50 States Beginning This Friday in Palm Beach, CA.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (iJfKG)

180 The person should be fired along with the jerk who messed up the teleprompter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (Nx5jP)

Probably Todd....effin Todd...

Posted by: UN AV Dept at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (GTqXr)

181
1.) Life without parole.

2.) I can't cast any aspersions on the young lady, thus far.

If a member of the media ever tries speaking to me for any reason, "GET THE F*** OUTTA MY FACE" is the bare minimum I will be screaming, and the very mildest of the blistering, vulgar invective that scumbag will have to endure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (LbPGa)

182 @162 Hillary in 28 , she's most unlikeable of em all!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (lmTGO)

183 UK: Muslim doctor who left patient during surgery to have sex with nurse is cleared to resume his medical career

Of course. Because NHS and Muslim. At least in the US, most hospitals would have suspended his ass and then started proceedings to terminate his staff membership and clinical privileges.

Posted by: Except maybe in Dearborn at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (TbWk/)

184 >>>And apparently he made Macron walk to the UN building. Trump's motorcade blocked off Macron's own vehicles or something.

he should've made him take the subway

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (jGJov)

185 Was the pen a fountain pen, Bic, gel pen or fine point.

While I am no expert, I think the fountain pen or a broken Bic would have been more successful.

I do wish this was filmed as I am wicked.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Bic Cristal with the guts removed. If it makes a great spitball shooter, it should make a great blood letter.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (07HCW)

186 Also convictions for crack.
Posted by: whig

Well, hell, I'm surprised he isn't Governor yet.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (gKWVE)

187 170
His daughter screamed that he didn't hurt anyone?
He hid in the bushes with a loaded rifle pointed at the president.

He failed due to his own incompetence. Screaming about that is not a defense.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

According to her interview last week, it was all a pack a lies and a setup for Routh to be convicted. Bullshit all teh way for a career criminal that was curiously in Ukraine as a 'recruiter' for soldiers there. CIA loves them some criminals as they always have leverage over them as assets that can easily be burned with no repercussions.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (WDjG6)

188 Routh was a trumper. They don’t get mental heath treatment when they fuck up? Or a bag with $50k of cash at least?

Try $5 million for Babbitt. Rewarded for being a traitor. It’s the Republican way. A country of conmen.

He voted for Trump in 2016 according to his Twitter account.

Even if he was innocent, I imagine being up with Judge Aileen Cannon was a hard swing regardless.

how much influence can a judge have in a case like this when a jury rules on the defendant’s guilt? MAGA complains about Trump’s conviction being rigged, but that argument falls flat because he was convicted by a jury of his peers?

And promptly tried to stab himself in the neck with a pen? Mental health is a serious problem in this country while El Presidente wants to rage against Tylenol for causing a disorder that first appeared 44 years before it was invented and sold. America is in deep trouble.

Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

189 154
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)

Nothing comes to mind.

Posted by: Kurt Russell at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

190 A few minutes later, Routh was brought back into the courtroom with shackles on. He wasn't wearing the jacket and tie from earlier and his white shirt didn't show signs of blood.
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He was all...inky.

Posted by: An EMT at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (WvZaB)

191 179
CNN poll guy Enten says Kamala is -13 in favorability rating. She ain't getting anywhere near the 28 nom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 03:58 PM (lmTGO)

Kamala believes there's still time to improve those numbers. That's why she's starting-

a Coast-to-Coast Free Blowjob Tour of All 50 States Beginning This Friday in Palm Beach, CA.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (iJfKG)

=======

All of the leaders in the hypothetical Democrat Primary have junk approval numbers. They're all kind of even that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

192 Doctors need a break sometimes in the middle of surgery, everyone knows that.

Do wonder if the nurse wanted it

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (+qU29)

193 You can't really fathom the depths of Hebrew perfidy. Jewish gangsters with Likud members of the knesset in their pocket are forcibly making me rent my own underwear from them. The vig is crushing me like that bulldozer that killed Rachel Corrie. And what does that have to do with ace's post? Only everything.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (jK2Ur)

194 >>> 187
==
According to her interview last week, it was all a pack a lies and a setup for Routh to be convicted. Bullshit all teh way for a career criminal that was curiously in Ukraine as a 'recruiter' for soldiers there. CIA loves them some criminals as they always have leverage over them as assets that can easily be burned with no repercussions.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (WDjG6)

He was selling GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!

Posted by: see eye ay at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (ULPxl)

195 I'm glad that Trump is showing these Euroweenies just how much normal Americans loathe them.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

196 Looking something up on the interwebs I discovered a new word "plumbum". Surprisingly not the definition of Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2025 04:01 PM (rvwwT)

That's usually one of the first ones a science teacher explains when introducing the periodic table.

Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (aqZN1)

197 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)
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Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

198 As for druggie parents, I don't know if they diddle the kids themselves but, since druggie, they often leave the kids unattended with the scumbag who dealt the drugs.
That's what happened to Chastity Bono (who is "Chaz").

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:06 PM (gKWVE)

199 Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

Epstein.. It's all they got...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

200 190 A few minutes later, Routh was brought back into the courtroom with shackles on. He wasn't wearing the jacket and tie from earlier and his white shirt didn't show signs of blood.
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He was all...inky.
Posted by: An EMT at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (WvZaB)

Oh oh oh.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (PiwSw)

201
Dat Routh family, dey be crazy.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (NtVYv)

202 180 The person should be fired along with the jerk who messed up the teleprompter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 04:02 PM (Nx5jP)

Probably Todd....effin Todd...
Posted by: UN AV Dept at September 23, 2025 04:04 PM (GTqXr)

They simply gave President Trump more ammo to fire at them in his speech. I saw that part in the lion's den...actually the neutered kitty catbox.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (6PCLE)

203 Dude can't even self-delete properly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (sGu9u)

204 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (0U5gm)

205 What is it with these guys and CP? The Utah Boomer, the Utah shooter and his pals, this guy...what the actual fuck?

Deviant sex is the tie that binds all make demorats. They’re either actively participating, or fantasizing, hoping someday soon to partake.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (3CtyV)

206 199 Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

Epstein.. It's all they got...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

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And Vance isn't even part of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

207
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)

Nothing comes to mind.
Posted by: Kurt Russell

Just take a guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (XrGE1)

208 Movie line, " I thought you were dead".

That's from the movie Jesus Christ Super Star. Yeah, that's the ticket. What do I win?

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (ehY6c)

209 I doubt Daughter Loopy will be getting any letters from him in prison.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

210 He worked as a painter like that German nut.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (dzEj0)

211 Could his actions be interpreted as an indication he was not entirely satisfied with the verdict?
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2025 03:43 PM (7dIdt)

he blamed his lawyer apparently.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (8avO+)

212 >>>202 180 The person should be fired along with the jerk who messed up the teleprompter.

Diplomatic immunity!!!!!!!

Posted by: Guy from UN IT at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (jGJov)

213 207
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)

Nothing comes to mind.
Posted by: Kurt Russell

Just take a guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (XrGE1)

======

That's Kurt Russell?

I thought he was taller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

214 A suicide attempt automatically gets him 90 days in the prison hospital ward. He will not go to genpop when he gets there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (0N4FZ)

215 You would think that if you had six billion terabytes of cheese pizza at home, you'd keep an especially low profile. But these dudes are running around screaming, "Look at me!" like Gary Hart on a yacht.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (jK2Ur)

216
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Schindler's List?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (XrGE1)

217 Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

Epstein.. It's all they got...
Posted by: It's me donna

Funny how they couldn't do it once during the whole four years of Joe.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (07HCW)

218 There’s no such thing as Blue or Yellow dog demorats anymire.

There are sexual deviants, and then the rest of the world who are not committed libtards.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (3CtyV)

219 somebody has a very good algorithm, I can even say someone did a profile, as soon as they hit child pr0n, they target them with other stuff , conspiracy theories , Trumphitler, you name it

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (g47mK)

220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (gKWVE)

221 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Megamind

Posted by: It's a trope! at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (TbWk/)

222 >> rage against Tylenol for causing a disorder that first appeared 44 years before it was invented

I'm seeing this argument being pushed a lot, and it's illogical.

Liver failure existed well before Tylenol. Therefore, Tylenol OD can't be a cause of liver failure?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

223 217 Funny how they couldn't do it once during the whole four years of Joe.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (07HCW)

=======

They think Epstein was a cornerstone of Trump's campaign, so it's a wedge issue, in their minds, that they can drive between Trump and his base.

Except, Trump barely ever mentioned it and usually said, "We'll look into it," when people brought it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

224 Saw a YouTube short Candice Owen said something very nice about Erika Kirk

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (+qU29)

225 All of the leaders in the hypothetical Democrat Primary have junk approval numbers. They're all kind of even that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

They really don't have anyone. And yet instead of grappling with that, they're still arguing about whether or not Kamala did everything right a year ago. I used to think somebody like Wes Moore might be a long shot dark horse, but now I see he's got a stolen valor problem that's gonna explode if he ever tries to move higher than he is.
He might make congressman someday, there's no standards for that job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (uWKK8)

226 >>> 217 Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

Epstein.. It's all they got...
Posted by: It's me donna

Funny how they couldn't do it once during the whole four years of Joe.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM (07HCW)

Did the DUmmies even *think* of it during the Brandon admin, let alone talk about it to each other?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (ULPxl)

227 My Dinner With Andre?

Posted by: Kurt Russell at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

228 Coming up on Pawn Stars! "What in the world do we have here?" Well, Rick, this is Ryan Routh's collection of crazy shit. We have an SKS that jams, a dull pen, and a bunch of kinky stuff he sent his son that wasn't brought up in trial." "I better call in an expert".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (gm9Sb)

229 222 >> rage against Tylenol for causing a disorder that first appeared 44 years before it was invented

I'm seeing this argument being pushed a lot, and it's illogical.

Liver failure existed well before Tylenol. Therefore, Tylenol OD can't be a cause of liver failure?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

=====

Guns can't kill people. Sticks killed people first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

230 I'll bet I'm not the first to note that a SKS is not an assault rifle.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (jc0TO)

231 Oh no. Trump has to speak off the cuff. They've got him right where they want him!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (he/Cf)

232 Plumbum is Latin for lead and we use derivatives of it for the likes of plumb line, plumbing, plumber, etc.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (SEFV4)

233 Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about: release the Epstein files!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Epstein.. It's all they got...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)
=======
And Vance isn't even part of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=====
But according to one girl's deposition in the cases, Jimmy Kimmel was a client John for Epsein. Ooops.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (WDjG6)

234 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Gandhi.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (iJfKG)

235 225 They really don't have anyone. And yet instead of grappling with that, they're still arguing about whether or not Kamala did everything right a year ago. I used to think somebody like Wes Moore might be a long shot dark horse, but now I see he's got a stolen valor problem that's gonna explode if he ever tries to move higher than he is.
He might make congressman someday, there's no standards for that job.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (uWKK

======

Wes Moore is retarded with terrible political instincts and no name recognition.

He is the white progressive's dream candidate because they imagine he's Obama II.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

236 231 Oh no. Trump has to speak off the cuff. They've got him right where they want him!
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (he/Cf)

LOL.. I bet they're sorry now....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (VE6XX)

237 Magua needs to rub out this family's seed.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (wBaIH)

238
UN staff sabotaged the escalator, the teleprompter, and the microphone,.That we know of. I wonder if there was other sabotage the public didn't see.

I believe this qualifies as criminal activity. What jurisdiction do US authorities have to investigate and bring charges? None?

I think it really is time to halt US funding for the UN kick them out of the country. Is there a single useful thing about the UN at this point?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (ES1Rb)

239 >>> 222 >> rage against Tylenol for causing a disorder that first appeared 44 years before it was invented

I'm seeing this argument being pushed a lot, and it's illogical.

Liver failure existed well before Tylenol. Therefore, Tylenol OD can't be a cause of liver failure?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

All cows have four legs.
Anything with four legs is a cow.

Posted by: commie logic at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (ULPxl)

240 Newsom's favorability rating in that same poll is lower than Kamala's.

AOC's is at -11.

That's what name recognition is gonna end up doing to Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's why they need an Obama in 2028. A non-threatening, unknown minority that pretends to be moderate with so little baggage the MSM can cover and prevent the truth from reaching normies.

It's tough to guess who it could be, as the key is to be a relative unknown at this point.

AOC won't make it through the primaries. A sizable chunk of Dems believe their own nonsense about America being too sexist to elect a woman, and they DESPERATELY want to win. Much of the far-Left think she sells out, and normies think she's extreme and/or dumb.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

241 220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (gKWVE)

Not that it justifies or explains anything but 90% of women are after the top 5% of guys, so most dudes aren't getting any whether their attractions are appropriate or not.

Posted by: There's plenty of them, just celibate at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

242 230 I'll bet I'm not the first to note that a SKS is not an assault rifle.
Posted by: toby928

Depends, some SKS's have select fire.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (WDjG6)

243 "I better call in an expert".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2025 04:11 PM (gm9Sb)

Right here, Boss.

Posted by: Chumlee at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

244 220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (gKWVE)

well maybe your own age divided by two plus seven.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (uWKK8)

245 >>>Downvoting because this isn't a headline we should be talking about:

classic reddit -- I'm downvoting because I don't think you should talk about this

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (jGJov)

246 Has anybody representing themselves ever done it successfully? I seem to recall that John Allend Mohammed (Beltway sniper) represented himself, and got the death penalty. Then there was that "shirtless Clarence Darrow" guy, who was also found guilty. And now this Routh idiot.

Seems like being your own counsel is an idiotic thing to do.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

247 Routh is now a madman. We will never know or understand his true motivations.

The pen thing is the flourish to an ill conceived court psycho drama.

Posted by: 13times at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (RoCLL)

248 She's going to be up on that pole while her father and brother are getting their respective poop shoot diameter increased.

Her mother and Gampies will have their hands full keeping her off that pole.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (aTgV0)

249 and single out Ursula von der Leyen or whatever the hell her name is personally as a Big Dummy.

So close to 9 months away from Pride Week???
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (3CtyV)

she's the Kamala Harris of the EU. When powerful people need a nobody to fill a slot, they appoint her. Always a 'promotion'. She'll probably end up Vice Pope of the Palatinate or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

250 87 For the record, the Act Blue donations don't mean it was him.. just say'in

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 03:42 PM (53oGX)

For the record, the reason these are mentioned is in every one of these cases, the left attempts to gaslight the public that the assassin is actually right-wing.

Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2025 03:50 PM (aqZN1)

I was joking, since Act blue just takes money and applies anyone's name to it...
Which is well known, and apparently not really being investigated.

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (53oGX)

251 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Schindler's List?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:09 PM

Schrödinger's cat.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

252 Do wonder if the nurse wanted it

Oh how could you suggest that one of our most precious Frontline Heroes would be DTF in the middle of a patient surgery??

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (3CtyV)

253 248 She's going to be up on that pole while her father and brother are getting their respective poop shoot diameter increased.

Her mother and Gampies will have their hands full keeping her off that pole.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (aTgV0)

Something tells me she's already been on a LOT of poles.

Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

254
They also busted some group with a huge SIM card "server farm" in NYC ahead of Trump's speech. It could've been used to disrupt the hell out of cell comms in the area, including 911 calls and all that.

All the equipment was in abandoned apartment buildings or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (w6EFb)

255 >>>241 220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.

Breaking News from the World of Science:

New Study Reveals Men Most Physically Attracted To Women of Child-Bearing Age

Posted by: Science! at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jGJov)

256 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.
Posted by: gKWVE
......

I grew up.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

257 I was joking, since Act blue just takes money and applies anyone's name to it...
Which is well known, and apparently not really being investigated.
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (53oGX)

I have no idea what you mean.

Posted by: Doodad Pro at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

258 240 AOC won't make it through the primaries. A sizable chunk of Dems believe their own nonsense about America being too sexist to elect a woman, and they DESPERATELY want to win. Much of the far-Left think she sells out, and normies think she's extreme and/or dumb.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

======

Obama wasn't unknown.

He got a major introduction to the nation at the 2004 DNC, and he ended up second tier in most early polls for 2008. That's why he ran, the polls were showing he already had a shot.

It's past time for an unknown to come up. They only let Obama do it in 2004 because Kerry was old and couldn't represent the future of the party. The 2024 convention was all about Biden and Kamala without space for anyone else to shine.

The 2028 race is already forming and actually consolidating. People expecting it to shake up massively over the next couple of years are deluding themselves.

It'll be Newsom, Kamala, Buttigieg, or AOC. And it's definitely not going to be Buttigieg because he gets 0% black support.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

259 BETO 2028!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (wtvvX)

260 Schrödinger's cat.
Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

Schrödinger's Cats! would be a good musical.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)

261 214 A suicide attempt gets him 90 days in the prison hospital ward. He will not go to genpop when he gets there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2025 04:08 PM (0N4FZ)

You may be correct. However, in FL there is a 3 day Baker Act then release to the wilds (that is,if you are not already in prison). If that was his plan, he should have planned better in his great defense.

He could still be released to gen pop. We'll see. He's "special' so maybe not.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (6PCLE)

262 "classic reddit -- I'm downvoting because I don't think you should talk about this
Posted by: brak"

We should be talking about Trump trolling the ENTIRE PLANET OF EARTH.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (aTgV0)

263 "I thought you were dead."
Posted by: Soothsayer

The Sixth Sense.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

264 Not that it justifies or explains anything but 90% of women are after the top 5% of guys, so most dudes aren't getting any whether their attractions are appropriate or not.
Posted by: There's plenty of them, just celibate at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

psst... that's only at the beginning. Those with maturity can be much more... welcoming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (uWKK8)

265 Somebody send the guy a graphic showing the carotid artery. He could do it with a spoon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (/lPRQ)

266 Has anybody representing themselves ever done it successfully? I seem to recall that John Allend Mohammed (Beltway sniper) represented himself, and got the death penalty. Then there was that "shirtless Clarence Darrow" guy, who was also found guilty. And now this Routh idiot.

Seems like being your own counsel is an idiotic thing to do.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

Its like going to a fancy restaurant and pulling out some bread and making a PBJ sandwich.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

267 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (gKWVE)

Not that it justifies or explains anything but 90% of women are after the top 5% of guys, so most dudes aren't getting any whether their attractions are appropriate or not.
-----------

I'm not sure what the rest of the demographics, but the late Kevin Samuels asserted that once adjusted for height, the average black woman is heavier than the average black man. In other words, the average 5 foot 7 woman weighs more than the average 5 foot 7 man.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (TN0g+)

268 Depends, some SKS's have select fire.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM

10 rounds would go quick.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (jc0TO)

269 The deranged NeverTrump killer's daughter is also, get this, a head case.
++++
Eh, I'll give her a pass on this one, given the absence of other knowledge. Whether I agreed with his actions or not, the last person I'd want to talk to after seeing my dad convicted and a subsequent suicide attempt would be a press whore.

Hell, I never want to talk to one of them for any reason. "GET THE F*** OUT OF MY FACE" strikes me as a reasonable response to the press just in general...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (6bTRc)

270 220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (gKWVE)

That ship sailed when I got past 29......

Posted by: I was ARiK at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (QGaXH)

271 >241 220 what the hell happened to being horny for women your own age.

Breaking News from the World of Science:

New Study Reveals Men Most Physically Attracted To Women of Child-Bearing Age
Posted by: Science! at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jGJov)

I thought it was big cans.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (NtVYv)

272 "I thought you were dead."

Downfall?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (rvwwT)

273
YEs, there's a courtroom sketch of Routh stabbing himself in the neck:

https://is.gd/yNrvcN

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (w6EFb)

274 94 54 Hey ace!

It’s sea otter awareness week!

Celebrate accordingly!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

Any recipe suggestions?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (LAAVD)

ooooohhhhh

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (aURVT)

275 I was joking, since Act blue just takes money and applies anyone's name to it...
Which is well known, and apparently not really being investigated.
Posted by: Inogame
=======
Many of those initial donations were for various sweepstakes and small in amount. What Actblue then did is steal those ids of the original small donor and connect it with illegal money flows from other sources in some cases to the tune of thousands of dollars per individual.

Basically an id stealing operation.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (WDjG6)

276 Schroedinger's cat was probably scratching the shit out of his couch when he thought of that.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (aTgV0)

277 This bemused brunette doesn't know what to make of any of this:
http://tiny.cc/nmys001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (6bTRc)

278
The Italian title for Escape From New York:

Fuga da New York

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (XrGE1)

279 He tried to write his own death sentence.

This should be provided at the sentencing trial advising the jury to respect that fact the client wishes to be put to death.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (pawvM)

280 Breaking News from the World of Science:

New Study Reveals Men Most Physically Attracted To Women of Child-Bearing Age
Posted by: Science! at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jGJov)

Which is now being reframed as predatory, grooming, exploitation and even pedophilic. It's disgusting and fascinating in an anthropological way.

Posted by: Only pervy guys like fertile women! at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

281 It'll be Newsom, Kamala, Buttigieg, or AOC. And it's definitely not going to be Buttigieg because he gets 0% black support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

And in '28, Newsom is going to be carrying the monkey of $8 per gallon gasoline in California on his back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (uWKK8)

282 Trump claims Tylenol invented autism!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (he/Cf)

283 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Frozen

Posted by: Beartooth at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (vyKUJ)

284 Posted by: Mossad Took My Lunch

hah

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (aURVT)

285 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

The Adventures of Lassie?

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (qm5Wv)

286 281 It'll be Newsom, Kamala, Buttigieg, or AOC. And it's definitely not going to be Buttigieg because he gets 0% black support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

And in '28, Newsom is going to be carrying the monkey of $8 per gallon gasoline in California on his back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (uWKK

=======

In 2028, Newsom is going to be blamed for Democrats not taking the House in 2026 because he elevated the gerrymandering fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

287
Good news!

the senile biden montage is back up

https://is.gd/zVxJ0W

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (XrGE1)

288 Schrödinger's Cats! would be a good musical.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)
---------
You'd never know what dates it was playing, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (WvZaB)

289 "Shut up c*nt. You f*cking louse. You got some f*ckin' neck, ain't you. Retired? F*ck off. You're revolting."
-- Also Ghandi

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (wBaIH)

290 Willowed from the morning rant:

As soon as one gets put into a position of hiring authority, they only hire other Indians. Shocking, I know.

I've always wondered how they get away with that.
==
There are employment actions being brought against the big Indian IT contractors. They are going to lose - bigly. It will kill their business models and they will adapt or disappear.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (ZBfft)

291 282 Trump claims Tylenol invented autism!
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 04:16 PM (he/Cf)

It's not the worst thing Tylenol has ever done to us.

Posted by: a little cyanide helps the tylenol go down at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (jK2Ur)

292 Routh's nutty daughter needs to move to Ireland and bunk with Rosie o'Donnell. Then you would have a Rose and Baby Routh:

https://youtu.be/dFJDYT0aqrA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (hA1Nw)

293 "I thought you were dead."
Posted by: Soothsayer

Administers pimp slap, shoves all the other poseurs out of the way.

Escape from New York.

Cabbie: Hey. You're Snake Plissken, ain't you?
Snake Plissken: What do you want?
Cabbie: Nothing. I thought you were dead.

Posted by: Alex Trebek at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (/HDaX)

294 Richard Boone to John Wayne in Big Jake

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (GYt5+)

295 I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.
"I thought you were dead."
Posted by: Soothsayer

It's almost a line from Unforgiven.

English Bob: Little Bill! Well, I thought you was — Well, I thought that you were dead. I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off.
...
Little Bill: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

296 >>> 288 Schrödinger's Cats! would be a good musical.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)
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You'd never know what dates it was playing, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (WvZaB)

Of course you could, but if you knew a date you wouldn't know the location.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (ULPxl)

297 MPORTANT REMINDER: Ryan Routh is yet another case of left-wing terrorism.

He drove around with a Biden/Harris sticker on his truck, donated to Democrats through ActBlue 19 times, and even voted in the 2024 Democratic primary.

----

But his second cousin wore a MAGA hat, and that makes Routhe a right wing conservative.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (cDb09)

298 I'm not sure what the rest of the demographics, but the late Kevin Samuels asserted that once adjusted for height, the average black woman is heavier than the average black man. In other words, the average 5 foot 7 woman weighs more than the average 5 foot 7 man.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (TN0g+)

There's a bunch around here who come in at 2X.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (uWKK8)

299 Only one John Wick reference after this idiot took tries to kill himself with a pen?

What is the matter with you people?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

300 10 rounds would go quick.
Posted by: toby928
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Chinese versions took 30 round mags and also could have mag changes.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (WDjG6)

301 Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg
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To be fair, sometimes people just asking questions blame Mossad.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (WDjG6)

So many people pretend to be merely asking questions while attempting to subvert the one true religion and its champion by their treason.

Posted by: Tomás de Torquemada at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

302 289 "Shut up c*nt. You f*cking louse. You got some f*ckin' neck, ain't you. Retired? F*ck off. You're revolting."
-- Also Ghandi
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM (wBaIH)

lol

I really like that one.

Posted by: sexy beasts and where to find them at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (jK2Ur)

303 What is the matter with you people?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

Too obvious.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (/HDaX)

304 psst... that's only at the beginning. Those with maturity can be much more... welcoming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:15 PM (uWKK

But by then you need belaying devices and safety rope.

Posted by: Help me find my keys at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (TbWk/)

305
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:00 PM (XrGE1)

----

Big Jake.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (ES1Rb)

306 Trump don't need no teleprompter to troll the entire planet.

That is what I fucking voted for!

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (aTgV0)

307 “Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's happened to the world?" Samwise from The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 04:20 PM (SEFV4)

308 Posted by: Mossad is Using My Fillings as a Relay Station Against My Will

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:20 PM (aURVT)

309
I'll say the line, you tell me the movie.

"I thought you were dead."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Big Jake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2025 04:20 PM (63Dwl)

310 Routh kinda looks like a skinny Nick Nolte.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

311 Schrödinger's cat.
Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

Schrödinger's Cats! would be a good musical.

Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)

*sings*

Midnight
Am I dead? Am I alive?
Open this box so we both can find out
Will you put me into a garbage bag
Or drip Friskies in my mouth!
...

*wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (iJfKG)

312 thx publius!

lol! so full of fail!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (ppG5b)

313 Newsom's favorability rating in that same poll is lower than Kamala's.

AOC's is at -11.

That's what name recognition is gonna end up doing to Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

-11 on the binary scale.
AOC hit the wall hard.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (/lPRQ)

314 Too obvious.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (/HDaX)
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Right.

I know you're not new here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

315 Which is now being reframed as predatory, grooming, exploitation and even pedophilic. It's disgusting and fascinating in an anthropological way.
Posted by: Only pervy guys like fertile women!
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They must be made to desire troons! is what the Left will say.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (WDjG6)

316 On appeal he should try the Twinky Junk food Defense (remember that, San Francisco circa 1979?). It was the Vienna Sausages that made him crazy.

Posted by: orangecatgud at September 23, 2025 04:21 PM (6w+pI)

317
Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)
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You'd never know what dates it was playing, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (WvZaB)

Of course you could, but if you knew a date you wouldn't know the location.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM

Ha! This place...

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (jc0TO)

318 310 Routh kinda looks like a skinny Nick Nolte.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

or an extra on the Walking Dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (uWKK8)

319 Bullshit all teh way for a career criminal that was curiously in Ukraine as a 'recruiter' for soldiers there.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:05 PM (WDjG6)

Early on in the Russia-Ukraine fighting a few of the npc left rushed over to volunteer for Ukraine. They may see Trump as the source of all evil, but Putin supposedly pulls the strings so he's even greater evil (an important distinction from the tankies who were hoping Putin was going to restore the USSR and claimed all the way up to the imminent invasion that it was US propaganda).

Taking up arms in Ukraine against Vlad was for a brief moment in time the ultimate virtue signal among those deluded retards.

Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (aqZN1)

320

And they fondly quote President Abraham Lincoln, who said: "He who serves as his own counsel has a fool for a lawyer and a jackass for a client"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

321 I'm on vacation so another willow, this time on Trump's Russia-Ukraine tweet.

Trump was giving Putin time to gather up whatever domestic political things he needed to do to end the war. Putin has overplayed that.
The tweet is saying we are ready to arm up NATO/and the EU, and they have permission to strike targets in Russia proper. If Putin threatens nukes, we will privately remind him the first one fired he is dead. The only reason there has not been consistent strikes in Russia is because we have not allowed it. It seems we are letting Vlad know we are about to pull that restraint off the table.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (ZBfft)

322 Not that this place is much better as the "just asking questions" crowd tries to turn every left wing assassin into a Fed.
Posted by: Sjg
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To be fair, sometimes people just asking questions blame Mossad.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:51 PM (WDjG6)

So many people pretend to be merely asking questions while attempting to subvert the one true religion and its champion by their treason.
Posted by: Tom�s de Torquemada at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

Mossad is either the tool of the CIA, or the reverse. or both.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

323 Posted by: guy who is renting his own underwear because of the jews at September 23, 2025 04:14 PM (jK2Ur)
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You'd never know what dates it was playing, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM (WvZaB)

Of course you could, but if you knew a date you wouldn't know the location.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:18 PM

Ha! This place...
Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (jc0TO)
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Wait, Heisenburg owned a cat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (tT6L1)

324 Posted by: Mossad is Using My Fillings as a Relay Station Against My Will

hahahahahahaha
Posted by: m

What's the frequency Kenneth?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (/lPRQ)

325 Homan: ‘Close to 1.6 Million Illegal Aliens Already Left the Country on Their Own’

14th amendment section 2
Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.

Now, if they set district by voters (if they can exclude Indians as a separate nation, we can exclude all non-citizens), states will be pushing them out.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

326
$100,000 fee for H1B

Stabbing to neck with pen for S4B (shit for brains)

What new X#B program will PDJT bring to us next?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (xG4kz)

327 Well, that was an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

If you are hesitant or reluctant to respond to a code, why the heck are you in medicine? Really?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

328 She's going to be up on that pole while her father and brother are getting their respective poop shoot diameter increased.

Either the word should be "chute", not "shoot", or my defecation norms aren't nearly as violent and explosive as yours.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at September 23, 2025 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

329 >>> 327 Well, that was an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

If you are hesitant or reluctant to respond to a code, why the heck are you in medicine? Really?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (ULPxl)

330 Routh's pretend suicide gesture is classic borderline personality, probably will trans for the cherry on top.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (ehY6c)

331 DJT was subjected to Twitter and Facebook bans back in 2021. How did that work out?

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

332 So Indians can't vote?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (Jg8yx)

333 I thought you were dead
Ripley - yeah I get that a lot Alien 4

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (lmTGO)

334 Taking up arms in Ukraine against Vlad was for a brief moment in time the ultimate virtue signal among those deluded retards.
Posted by: Sjg
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IIRC From testimony by Ukrainians, Routh never approached the battle field but allegedly was some sort of recruiter for Westerners to be sent over there to fight. Or so the glow legend goes.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (WDjG6)

335 If you are hesitant or reluctant to respond to a code, why the heck are you in medicine? Really?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

The chicks.

Posted by: Muslim NHS Doctor who left a patient in surgery to have sex with a nurse at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

336 224 Saw a YouTube short Candice Owen said something very nice about Erika Kirk
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2025 04:10 PM (+qU29)

huh

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:25 PM (aURVT)

337 Chinese versions took 30 round mags and also could have mag changes.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:19 PM

I have a -D model that takes AK mags but I didn't think the PLA ever had any.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (jc0TO)

338 Dear Diary:

I mis-spelled poop chute today.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (aTgV0)

339 he tweet is saying we are ready to arm up NATO/and the EU, and they have permission to strike targets in Russia proper. If Putin threatens nukes, we will privately remind him the first one fired he is dead. The only reason there has not been consistent strikes in Russia is because we have not allowed it. It seems we are letting Vlad know we are about to pull that restraint off the table.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:22 PM (ZBfft)

The EU has about 20 things that can hit things in Russia. The EU wants the US to fire things into Russia to make the war hot. Until Trump does that he's telling the EU to screw off. "Rebuild the EU armies?" that will never, ever happen. We will sell them weapons, sure . But they don't want to pay for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

340
246 Has anybody representing themselves ever done it successfully? I seem to recall that John Allend Mohammed (Beltway sniper) represented himself, and got the death penalty. Then there was that "shirtless Clarence Darrow" guy, who was also found guilty. And now this Routh idiot.

Seems like being your own counsel is an idiotic thing to do.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:12 PM

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But think of the money he saved!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (ES1Rb)

341 Yeah, pro per, the way to go

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (YlWIZ)

342 The NY Post wouldn't know an assault rifle if it fucked them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

343 Authorities found a note in the vehicle of the ABC station shooter that read,
"For hiding Epstein & ignoring red flags," prosecutors said. The note also mentioned FBI Director Kash Patel, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino, and Attorney General Pam Bondi, saying to not support them and that they were “next," according to court documents.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 04:27 PM (RHGPo)

344
Schroedinger's cat, singing --

"Oh, doh-de-doh-de-doh!
Doh-de-do...

DON'T OPEN THIS BOX, FOR THE LOVE OF G*D!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:27 PM (xG4kz)

345 So Indians can't vote?
Posted by: Boss Moss

They can now. They've had US citizenship since the 1920s.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

346 Indians only vote for whiskey anyway.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (aTgV0)

347 Antifa. Never heard of it!

Wait, whut? Chuck Todd is trying to steal my schtik! That talentless, un-original Muutherf^cker!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson, ABC News at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (70cb5)

348 Or bobs and vagine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (Jg8yx)

349 Colin Ferguson the LI RR shooter represented himself. Ron Kuby said " how do you represent someone who's too crazy to realize he's crazy?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (lmTGO)

350 Escape from New York

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (xcxpd)

351 347 Antifa. Never heard of it!

Wait, whut? Chuck Todd is trying to steal my schtik! That talentless, un-original Muutherf^cker!
Posted by: Charlie Gibson, ABC News at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (70cb5)

======

"The Gambino Crime Family doesn't put 'The Gambino Crime Family' on its letterhead, so therefore any effort to target members of this mythical organization that doesn't have an official roll is just posturing by Mayor Giuliani."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

352
Routh's pretend suicide gesture is classic borderline personality, probably will trans for the cherry on top.

Posted by: Kingsman

It was good enough for Richard Speck, it will be good enough for him.

Although Speck only went in for the hormones, not a chop shop special.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (xG4kz)

353 348 Or boobs and vagine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 04:28 PM (Jg8yx)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (xcxpd)

354 Watching Contagion on the BBC channel.

Nice prelude to the Covid bullshit.

Jude Law's character nails it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

355 Wait, Heisenburg owned a cat?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 23, 2025 04:23 PM (tT6L1)

The Uncertaintly Principle came from trying to find his wife
s scrunchies that their cat had hidden or knocked under the oven.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (8avO+)

356 I have a -D model that takes AK mags but I didn't think the PLA ever had any.
Posted by: toby928
=========
Chinese made a variety of them--30 round mags non detachable and your -D model for export. And they made them in select fire, semi-auto, and so on. Then TAPCO in the US made replacement 30 round mags that were semi detachable and some folks removed their 10 round mags because hey, Chinese or other imported 7.62x39 was dirt cheap.

During the Clinton years, Chinese among others flooded the US and world with all sorts of SKS variants.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (WDjG6)

357 Only Sigourney Weaver could do Helen Ripley and Gwen Demarco.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (aTgV0)

358 Schrodinger's Cats
"Midnight and the Kitties are Theories"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (lmTGO)

359 Dear Diary:

I mis-spelled poop chute today.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (aTgV0)

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Poop Chute > Poop Shoot

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (mmqCU)

360 Okay, AI shows me the Type 63/68 which kind of looks like a Type 56, but has a rotating bolt.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (jc0TO)

361 The EU has about 20 things that can hit things in Russia. The EU wants the US to fire things into Russia to make the war hot. Until Trump does that he's telling the EU to screw off. "Rebuild the EU armies?" that will never, ever happen. We will sell them weapons, sure . But they don't want to pay for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

I don't think Germany is going to be able to keep the lights on the whole winter. I don't think Macron lasts two years. God knows what the Dutch manage to do.

Before Italy erupted in Antifa riots, Meloni had started immigration sweeps to pick up illegals by the factory full

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

362 Indians only vote for whiskey anyway.
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Not true! We're also very big on entertainment venues...yes, entertainment venues! With lots of blinking and flashing lights, and bells ringing, and music piped into the background and wait staff wondering about offering refreshments to those enjoying entertainment!

Posted by: Chief Runs With The Premise at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

363 354 Watching Contagion on the BBC channel.

Nice prelude to the Covid bullshit.

Jude Law's character nails it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2025 04:29 PM (ufFY

=======

Deeply underappreciated.

I saw it right before COVID, and wrote my little review. I posted it to the IMDB that March or so, and it's easily my most upvoted review on the site.

Steven Soderbergh needs more love.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

364 You'd never know what dates it was playing, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:17 PM

You could, but then you'd never know *where* it was playing.

Posted by: W. Heisenberg at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (Wnv9h)

365 The EU has about 20 things that can hit things in Russia. The EU wants the US to fire things into Russia to make the war hot. Until Trump does that he's telling the EU to screw off. "Rebuild the EU armies?" that will never, ever happen. We will sell them weapons, sure . But they don't want to pay for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

Winter is right around the corner. The Europes promised to buy their natural gas from the US. Did the Russians retaliate by blowing up their pumping stations? I don't see the EU having much leeway in the throw-weight argument.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

366
Watching Contagion on the BBC channel.

Nice prelude to the Covid bullshit.

One of my two favorite Gwenyth Paltrow movies ... 'causes she snuffs it therein.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (xG4kz)

367 Fun fact: The Russian word for "belly button" is pronounced "poop."

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

368 How piss poor a human being. Even as a father. Looks like her daughter wasn’t spanked nearly enough growing up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (MrWte)

369 So Indians can't vote?
Posted by: Boss Moss

They can now. They've had US citizenship since the 1920s.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

They are only independent for Casino Purposes.

In Illinois when Riverboat Casinos were legalized a racetrack wanted to dig a pit in the parking lot and call it a River and put a "boat" in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (8avO+)

370 They can now. They've had US citizenship since the 1920s.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
By an act of Congress. Not courts. May come into play with the birthright citizenship case at Scotus as the opinion in Wong Ark Kim case danced around that little fact because it would have undermined his argument. The Fuller court in general is one of the worst eras for Supreme Court jurisprudence. Lots of bad decisions in a short time span.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (WDjG6)

371 11th Circuit is not liberal either. Routh is fcked until the next Dem president pardons him by autopen.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2025 03:53 PM (WDjG6)

His job now is to live long enough in prison for that to happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (hA1Nw)

372 Willow bait!

From Glenn R:
Scientists find proof that an asteroid hit the North Sea more than 43 million years ago
https://shorturl.at/6rqKR
phys dot org

"In 2009, geologists put the crater's formation to a vote, as reported in that year's December issue of Geoscientist magazine - a majority voted against the impact crater hypothesis."
It could have been a narrow majority, but they already knew the structure is consistent with an impact site...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (ULPxl)

373 “Antifa is only an idea!” - brain dead previous occupant of the White House.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (SEFV4)

374 Midnight and Kitties in the Garden of Good and Evil

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (VDaQm)

375
Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (XrGE1)

376 365 The EU has about 20 things that can hit things in Russia. The EU wants the US to fire things into Russia to make the war hot. Until Trump does that he's telling the EU to screw off. "Rebuild the EU armies?" that will never, ever happen. We will sell them weapons, sure . But they don't want to pay for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

Winter is right around the corner. The Europes promised to buy their natural gas from the US. Did the Russians retaliate by blowing up their pumping stations? I don't see the EU having much leeway in the throw-weight argument.
Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

We tell the EU to STFU and sell them their energy requirements. I like it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (MrWte)

377 The deranged NeverTrump killer's daughter is also, get this, a head case.

To be fair, running away from the press and yelling 'get the fuck away from me motherfuckers' really should be anyone's SOP for dealing with them.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (144I4)

378 In any event, Routh's was a regular SKS with a Tapco 30rd mag and a kludged on scope, so not an assault rifle.

Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

379 Well, carp. Helena Handbasket beat me to the Heisenberg joke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (Wnv9h)

380 Steven Soderbergh needs more love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

The guy who directed Magic Mike and one of its sequels?

Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (jK2Ur)

381 Steven Soderbergh needs more love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

Who would know that 14 years after spreading the Contagion, Gwenneth Paltrow would be making cooch candles?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (ufFY8)

382 375 I heard this. Too old for Harry Potter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (Jg8yx)

383 375
Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (XrGE1)

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The news is that they're holding auditions for the role with actors both male and female. So, yes, they could.

Not that I care. I just get movie news injected directly into my eyeballs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

384 I don't think Germany is going to be able to keep the lights on the whole winter. I don't think Macron lasts two years. God knows what the Dutch manage to do.

Before Italy erupted in Antifa riots, Meloni had started immigration sweeps to pick up illegals by the factory full
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

They will buy power from France, ignoring where it comes from.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (MrWte)

385
Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Say, whatever happened to Amazon's "The Rings of Power" fiasco?

Be it deader than a door nail? (One can only hope!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

386 “Antifa is only an idea!” - brain dead previous occupant of the White House.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (SEFV4)

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And as I suspected all along -- because it was never infiltrated by -- we now know it's simply a trained and supported branch of the FBI.

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (VDaQm)

387 75 Did you guys get that?

What I said?
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

wut

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (aURVT)

388 380 Steven Soderbergh needs more love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

The guy who directed Magic Mike and one of its sequels?
Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (jK2Ur)

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I actually haven't seen either of those, but dude just takes a shitty camera and makes a movie in ten days and then releases it.

Like his film Unsane.

And it ends up really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

389 So, did this guy read the room or not read the room? Hard to tell.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (AdHga)

390 378 In any event, Routh's was a regular SKS with a Tapco 30rd mag and a kludged on scope, so not an assault rifle.
Posted by: toby928 at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

Exactly. Not even the Chinese would make that mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

391 Assault rifle? It was an sks, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (zZu0s)

392 If Voldemort is a woman it has to be played by Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (lmTGO)

393 385 Say, whatever happened to Amazon's "The Rings of Power" fiasco?

Be it deader than a door nail? (One can only hope!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

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I think the new season is still being written. There are rumors of some kind of time jump to move ahead in the Middle Earth timeline.

I dunno.

I just know that Ronald D. Moore is doing God of War for Amazon, and I will be there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

394 70 He tried to write his own death sentence.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

I guess?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (aURVT)

395 Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Posted by: Soothsayer

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I wanna see a reboot of Game of Thrones with Caitlyn Jenner as The Mother of Dragons.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (VDaQm)

396
Younger Dryas Impact Theory has more confirmatory evidence of late as well. They've been fighting against that tooth and nail as well.

It took a long time before the K-T dino-killing impact was accepted as well.

But they really dug their heels in about the Younger Dryas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (w6EFb)

397 Steven Soderbergh needs more love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

The guy who directed Magic Mike and one of its sequels?
Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:33 PM (jK2Ur)

=======

I actually haven't seen either of those, but dude just takes a shitty camera and makes a movie in ten days and then releases it.

Like his film Unsane.

And it ends up really good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

Soderberg is a good filmmaker, I don't think he's a great storyteller. He doesn't have a ton of competion when it comes to good filmmakers so he gets talked about instead dismissed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

398 Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (XrGE1)

Voldemort! For those stubborn cankers that just won't clear up.

*generic commercial jingle*

You got a date and he's on his way
And your vag has a wart
When he's the one and he's not gay
Clear it up with Voldemort!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (144I4)

399 Winter is right around the corner. The Europes promised to buy their natural gas from the US. Did the Russians retaliate by blowing up their pumping stations? I don't see the EU having much leeway in the throw-weight argument.
Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2025 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

Liquid Natural Gas is what they are getting from us. There's a big Gas pipeline going right through Ukraine to Hungary and the Balkans that Ukraine tries to blow up on the Russian side for kicks. They could stop it any time they pleased by just sawing a big hole in it.

Russia doesn't really care aside from wanting to do its contracts. If Europe stops delivery, they can ship it to China, or liquefy it and sell it to Europe for even more money.

There is a whole lot of stupid going on in this war.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)

400 I was hoping for more information on the body armor he put up on the chain link fence to make his hide.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (rbvCR)

401 Say, whatever happened to Amazon's "The Rings of Power" fiasco?

Be it deader than a door nail? (One can only hope!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:34 PM (xG4kz)
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AFAIK, they're committed to plowing ahead for another three years. At least, that's what has been said.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (WvZaB)

402 The Rings of Power cost like 300 MILLION dollars to make.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (aTgV0)

403 Coast-to-Coast Free Blowjob Tour of All 50 States Beginning This Friday in Palm Beach, CA.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2025 04:03 PM (iJfKG)
****
East of the Rockies, call now.

Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (dzEj0)

404
He tried to write his own death sentence.
Posted by: eleven

In cursive script or block printing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (xG4kz)

405 375
Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.
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Girls can't be Literally Hitler. Only guys can be Literally Hitler. Those are the rules. Jeebus.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 23, 2025 04:37 PM (AdHga)

406 Hahahaha…good.

Daughter is coo coo coconuts too.

Posted by: Lock him up at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (M7GNj)

407 397 Soderberg is a good filmmaker, I don't think he's a great storyteller. He doesn't have a ton of competion when it comes to good filmmakers so he gets talked about instead dismissed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

========

I think he should be held up as a model filmmaker. Purely from a craft and work ethic perspective, at least.

Indie filmmakers should borderline worship him and study his workflows like they were the stuff of Chaplin or Griffith.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

408 372 Willow bait!

From Glenn R:
Scientists find proof that an asteroid hit the North Sea more than 43 million years ago
https://shorturl.at/6rqKR
phys dot org

"In 2009, geologists put the crater's formation to a vote, as reported in that year's December issue of Geoscientist magazine - a majority voted against the impact crater hypothesis."
It could have been a narrow majority, but they already knew the structure is consistent with an impact site...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2025 04:32 PM (ULPxl)

I miss Willow...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (xcxpd)

409
I think it's going to turn out that the Erf gets a lot more SMOD smitings than previously thought.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (w6EFb)

410 I wanna see a reboot of Game of Thrones with ~~Caitlyn~~ Bruce Jenner as The Mother of Dragons.

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Fixed

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (VDaQm)

411 Tucker Carlson released a the first episode of a new documentary today titled:
The 9/11 Files: The CIA's Secret Mission Gone Wrong

Here's the description on YouTube:

A former FBI agent who was embedded in the CIA’s Bin Laden unit, Mark Rossini, claims the CIA was fully aware that the 9/11 hijackers were in the United States planning an attack. Rather than inform the FBI, the CIA tried to recruit two of the hijackers for a “false-flag” operation, which quickly spiraled out of control. The failed mission raises urgent questions about government secrecy, intelligence failures, and what really happened before 9/11.

At least he isn't blaming Mossad, yet.
But it's only episode 1 so who knows?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

412 Well if he WANTS the death penalty maybe the quickest way is to put him in the general population of a worse case jail and let someone shank him.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (SsGLz)

413 Poop Chute > Poop Shoot
Posted by: ShainS

IT WAS THE DOG!!!!! 🐕 💩 🛌

Posted by: Amber Heard at September 23, 2025 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

414 But they really dug their heels in about the Younger Dryas.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (w6EFb)

It is bizarre, I swear it is because it invalidates the theory that "man destroyed the garden of Eden that was the western hemisphere" and that Clovis was first and were super predators that destroyed all megafauna along with climate change.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2025 04:39 PM (rbvCR)

415 I miss Willow...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (xcxpd)
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It was a fairly adequate fantasy flick that was inexplicably turned into a TV series, but that's not important right now...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (WvZaB)

416
"... Convicted on All Counts; AND GET THIS, Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself..."

Posted by: Unsolicited Headline Advice at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (XQo4F)

417 Soderberg is a good filmmaker, I don't think he's a great storyteller. He doesn't have a ton of competion when it comes to good filmmakers so he gets talked about instead dismissed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

========

I think he should be held up as a model filmmaker. Purely from a craft and work ethic perspective, at least.

Indie filmmakers should borderline worship him and study his workflows like they were the stuff of Chaplin or Griffith.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

That I don't argue. He can work fast and cheap and in focus. Oceans 11 is a masterpiece. I like Out of Sight. But he went off the rails in the early 2000's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

418 Girls can't be Literally Hitler. Only guys can be Literally Hitler. Those are the rules. Jeebus.

Yeah, that's one of the cases where woke casting will never hire a woman. Unless it's like Cruella where the woman is shown to be not responsible for being evil, she's just that way because of men or global warming or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (2ocoG)

419 The EU has about 20 things that can hit things in Russia. The EU wants the US to fire things into Russia to make the war hot. Until Trump does that he's telling the EU to screw off. "Rebuild the EU armies?" that will never, ever happen. We will sell them weapons, sure . But they don't want to pay for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)
==
A possible outcome. But I think Trump has just told Europe, if you want to push Russia back, you have my permission, and some stuff to do it with. If you want to of course. Might they balk? Yes, they very well might. But you can take out Russia's battle front logistics footprint pretty easily. You just have to have the courage of your convictions. We won't be doing it.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (ZBfft)

420

The Trump administration is blocking Iranian diplomats from accessing the “wholesale club stores” like Costco and purchasing luxury goods while in the United States, State Department spokesperson Tommy Pigott said Monday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

421 415 I miss Willow...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:38 PM (xcxpd)
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It was a fairly adequate fantasy flick that was inexplicably turned into a TV series, but that's not important right now...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (WvZaB)

That is all true....but I was talking about the 'ette.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

422 Younger Dryads?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (Jg8yx)

423 417 That I don't argue. He can work fast and cheap and in focus. Oceans 11 is a masterpiece. I like Out of Sight. But he went off the rails in the early 2000's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

=======

I randomly saw like three of his more recent movies over about a week (two on the plane back from Italy and the last something Dolley had decided we should watch on the couch because the actress was in something she liked).

Black Bag, Presence, and Unsane. All three really good, and I remember things like Logan Lucky which was really fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

424 The Moon has been smited like an assistant crack whore.

The Earth just hides it better.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (aTgV0)

425 That I don't argue. He can work fast and cheap and in focus. Oceans 11 is a masterpiece. I like Out of Sight. But he went off the rails in the early 2000's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

And weirdly he won't even release some of his early good films.

Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (jK2Ur)

426 If Routh had killed himself there would soon be a "second pen" theory

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (lmTGO)

427 What? Who? Huh?
- MSM

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (qM1j6)

428 Younger Dryas Impact Theory has more confirmatory evidence of late as well. They've been fighting against that tooth and nail as well.

It took a long time before the K-T dino-killing impact was accepted as well.

But they really dug their heels in about the Younger Dryas.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (w6EFb)

Not that long for KT. The iridium was pretty conclusive. It took them about 40 years to accept continental drift.

After KT they went nuts for impacts based on no evidence. I was in the field at the time and they were calling up dozens of them saying they were impacts. Your cat died. Meteor Impact in the Kibble.

I haven't looked up much on Dryas, but my own idea is that peeps in the Americas discovered that burning woods turned a field into an instant barbecue and the idea spread all over the place.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

429 The Trump administration is blocking Iranian diplomats from accessing the “wholesale club stores” like Costco

LOL, no hot dogs for you, bitches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (ufFY8)

430 There is a whole lot of stupid going on in this war.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)
==
Yep - India is learning about stupid first hand right now.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (ZBfft)

431 425 That I don't argue. He can work fast and cheap and in focus. Oceans 11 is a masterpiece. I like Out of Sight. But he went off the rails in the early 2000's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2025 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

And weirdly he won't even release some of his early good films.
Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:42 PM (jK2Ur)

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If I remember correctly, he owns them outright and is going through restorations and figuring out how to release them on home video independently in ways that he wants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

432

nooood

NOOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (XrGE1)

433 Oooh TJM.

Soderbergh Solaris vs Tarkovsky Solaris?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

434 We're getting Erf smitings that just jostle stuff. Take that, 8erz.

Posted by: Berkeley at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (dzEj0)

435 The Moon ran into a door.
Nothing more.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (ufFY8)

436 The Trump administration is blocking Iranian diplomats from accessing the “wholesale club stores” like Costco and purchasing luxury goods while in the United States, State Department spokesperson Tommy Pigott said Monday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2025 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

not letting them have the cheap pizza slice is a diplomatic crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (8avO+)

437 433 Oooh TJM.

Soderbergh Solaris vs Tarkovsky Solaris?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

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Tarkovsky.

But Soderbergh's is really good, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

438 India; How dare Trump do what’s best for his country and not what’s best for us?

American left: yeah what India said.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (qM1j6)

439 That dog on a chain barks and growls but when he's let off the chain he runs back into the house. (EU)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (S0zRh)

440 If I remember correctly, he owns them outright and is going through restorations and figuring out how to release them on home video independently in ways that he wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

I'm sure that's true. But he's in Terence Malik territory here. I'm going to die. So is he.

Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (jK2Ur)

441 The Moon has been smited like an assistant crack whore.

The Earth just hides it better.

Posted by: eleven

The Earth is a much bigger target, but it has an atmosphere and wind and erosion.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2025 04:45 PM (0U5gm)

442 440 I'm sure that's true. But he's in Terence Malik territory here. I'm going to die. So is he.
Posted by: codpiece cinema at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (jK2Ur)

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The Way of the Wind will come to Cannes in 2021! No, Venice 2021!

No, Cannes 2022! Okay, maybe Venice 2022...

2023?

24?

25?

Please, 2026? <--- We are here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

443 Attempts Unsuccesfuly to Kill Himself by Stabbing Himself in the Neck With a Pen After the Verdict

A Pencil. It has to be a Pencil.

Posted by: John Wick at September 23, 2025 04:46 PM (0GLZr)

444 Rumors are swirling hollywood *could* cast a woman as Voldemort for the upcoming Harry Potter TV series.

Voldemort is symbolically Satan, so non-corporeal and would return in any form. Harry killed the inhabited body only.
But most people dont even understand the Christ-story symbolism so meh.

Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2025 04:46 PM (mjSvH)

445 India; How dare Trump do what’s best for his country and not what’s best for us?

American left: yeah what India said.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 23, 2025 04:44 PM (qM1j6)
==
Profit on cheap Russian gas, pay for it with US market access restrictions.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2025 04:47 PM (ZBfft)

446 Watching the kooks on twatter eating Tylenol for spite.

Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2025 04:47 PM (mjSvH)

447 Voldemort played by a woman? No, you misunderstand. They want a male actor that identifies as a woman. Because men that identify as woman are the craziest, murdering mofos around these days.

Posted by: Richard Head at September 23, 2025 04:47 PM (70cb5)

448 Kabuki theater.

Oh, my! What impact shall that have on sentencing??!

Let him choose euthanasia.

Posted by: L - No nic,another fine day. at September 23, 2025 04:48 PM (NFX2v)

449 I like how someone flips a switch and everyone declares Tucker is the bad guy.

By like I mean I detest. Feckless.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2025 04:48 PM (wBaIH)

450 Russia doesn't really care aside from wanting to do its contracts. If Europe stops delivery, they can ship it to China, or liquefy it and sell it to Europe for even more money.

There is a whole lot of stupid going on in this war.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)

I wouldn't call it "a whole lot of stupid". The immediate energy needs of Europe depends on outside suppliers. The president of the EU popping up in Scotland to meet the President this summer to announce tariff agreements didn't happen out of stupidity (except for the EU's utter failure to develop its own energy independence).

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2025 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)

451 By an act of Congress. Not courts. May come into play with the birthright citizenship case at Scotus as the opinion in Wong Ark Kim case danced around that little fact because it would have undermined his argument. The Fuller court in general is one of the worst eras for Supreme Court jurisprudence. Lots of bad decisions in a short time span.
Posted by: whig

Whig, I don't follow. Are you saying the courts could possibly overturn citizenship for American Indians?

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

452 Dad I love you. Don't do anything. I'll get you out. He didn't hurt anybody," the daughter yelled.

Second look at "corruption of blood" for treason?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 23, 2025 04:53 PM (0GLZr)

453 >>>
The immediate energy needs of Europe depends on outside suppliers.
---

So, they've got about a month until it gets chilly?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 04:53 PM (S0zRh)

454 The line is actually,
"I thought you was dead"

Posted by: Big Jake at September 23, 2025 04:55 PM (cPGH3)

455 I thought you were dead.

I got better.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 23, 2025 04:55 PM (JRP2U)

456 446 Watching the kooks on twatter eating Tylenol for spite.
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2025 04:47 PM (mjSvH)

They are being weirdly self-destructive.

I have minimizedTylenol use ever since, years ago, I learned how bad it was for my liver. I probably average about two caplets worth per year.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 23, 2025 04:56 PM (FMtrg)

457 >>>Whig, I don't follow. Are you saying the courts could possibly overturn citizenship for American Indians?
Posted by: Bulg
---------

Indians are not native to this continent they are transients from Mongolia that spent a brief time of their total existence in what is now known as the USA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 04:56 PM (S0zRh)

458 456 My point being that I made my decision about Tylenol based on health considerations and NOT politics. Because I'm not insane.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 23, 2025 04:57 PM (FMtrg)

459 I read an NBC "news" report on the verdict and they described him as "a former Trump supporter." No mention of the Biden-Harris sticker on his truck or his donating numerous times to Democrats or his voting in the Democrat primary. Just another MAGA guy shooting or trying to shoot ... MAGA guys.

Posted by: Mmm Hmmm at September 23, 2025 04:59 PM (qUkBO)

460 452 Dad I love you. Don't do anything. I'll get you out. He didn't hurt anybody," the daughter yelled.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 23, 2025 04:53 PM (

I feel her pain.

Posted by: Woody Harrelson at September 23, 2025 05:11 PM (MrWte)

461 110 Reminds me of the *only* funny scene in Bachelor Party when the guy is trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

Brad. Yes, sad that i remember his name; dude was a whacked out wreck. I always liked Tawny Kitean. I watched that movie a lot as a teenager. It was pretty out there, even for an 80's movie; had a flipping d*nkey show at the bachelor party.
Had some pretty funny one liners from the little Woody Allen looking dude and from Rudy the Mechanic friend.

Posted by: Nelly at September 23, 2025 05:15 PM (cHLus)

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