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The Morning Report — 9/23/25

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Good morning kids. For all our Jewish commenters and indeed all of you, I wish you a l'shana Tovah and a sweet new year for 5786. In spite of the vitriol and continued hatred and physical violence against Jews and Israel we're still here after all these years and with God's help and guidance, we shall flourish and vanquish the enemies of peace, justice and liberty. That same sentiment applies with equal measure for what all of us are being forced to endure right here in America. Perhaps our nation's greatest champion of that cause, Charlie Kirk who was taken from us by a present-day agent of the same eternal evil that seeks the destruction of all that is good, true and righteous.

Need I waste my energy and raise my and your blood pressure by highlighting such low excrement as Keith Olbermann, Don Lemon the small bitter fruit, among other lesser known Darwinian failures with no souls, as a mere perusal of the links will indicate.


And then there's this guffaw and vomitus inducing proclamation from the Whore who Babbles On . . . and on and on and on, Kamala/Chlamydia Harris:

Trump Is a ‘Tyrant’ Killing Capitalism to Stroke His ‘Fragile Ego’

The Democrat Party has been waging unrelenting genocide on free markets and liberty, while pimping and pushing ever more freedom and wealth destroying socialism on us for almost 100 years. With Bernie Sanders, Titty-Caca AOC and ZOhran Mamdani leading the Bolshevik charge as we speak, and this soused, semen-guzzling shitwhore has the unmitigated churzpocritical gall?!!! Eh, maybe the younger voters who as we had reported in our last couple of podcasts are seemingly falling head over heels for socialism to rule the nation will hear this and short circuit their pea-brains from the mixed signals.


As for Jimmy Kimmel, I could care fuck all if ABC and its affiliates want to destroy their ratings and bottom line by airing this unfunny, unappealing gnome. My concern is that his delight over the assassination of Charlie Kirk might inspire someone to go after another Leftist-approved target. That someone took pot shots at an ABC TV station after Kimmel got the hook is bad enough, but that the psycho was allowed to post bail was outrageous as saner heads have prevailed. At least for the time being.


FBI Director Kash Patel said on Monday that the suspect who allegedly opened fire on ABC10’s television station in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension is back in custody. Federal authorities arrested 64-year-old Anibal Hernandez Santana for allegedly violating statute 47 USC 333, which criminalizes interference with licensed broadcasts, Patel announced on X. Santana had been initially released from custody on a $200,000 bond on Saturday after allegedly firing three bullets into the window of the station’s lobby on Friday.

On a separate note, Ted Cruz continues to underwhelm.

The Chairman said, “The FCC could make a strong argument that this is sort of an intentional effort to mislead the American people about a very core fundamental fact, a very important matter.” Cruz said on his podcast, “And I’ve got to say, that’s right out of Goodfellas. That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar going, ‘Nice bar you have here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.’” He then claimed that this would create a new precedent for the left to one day censor conservatives.


Newsflash for Ted, the media and Democrats in general have been persecuting and censoring anyone to the right of Nikita Khrushchev for years. Pfft.

Finally, if President Trump is serious in his labeling of Antifa as a terrorist organization, this piece of shit needs to be waterboarded until he spills the beans about all his contacts.
Antifa and all its cadres, financiers and politicians giving it cover must be utterly eradicated with the most extreme prejudice.

A North Carolina police officer who declared he was “Antifa” in a post on the social media app BlueSky was fired Monday by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office, according to the News & Observer. Brian Edwards, 37, served as a detention officer for the agency while making the posts and had been promoted to corporal in May, the News & Observer reported. Edwards’ posts included calls for subjecting “traitors” to “war crimes trials” and hinted at executing them.

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    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

  • The People’s Conference for 'Palestine' put academic radicalism on full display.
    “Destroy the Idea of America”
  • Robert Spencer: But who was the arsonist?
    Leftists Claim the Free Speech House is on Fire
  • Brian Edwards, 37, served as a detention officer for the agency while making the posts and had been promoted to corporal in May, the News & Observer reported. Edwards’ posts included calls for subjecting “traitors” to “war crimes trials” and hinted at executing them.
    Antifa Cop Fired Over Insane Social Media Posts (why isn't this domestic terrorist being waterboarded at GITMO right now?! - jjs)


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1 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

3 I see kimmel won a partial victory and will be back on the air but not with all of the abc affiliate stations.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2025 07:34 AM (0N4FZ)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2025 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

5 "Finally, if President Trump is serious in his labeling of Antifa as a terrorist organization, this piece of shit needs to be waterboarded until he spills the beans about all his contacts."

How about the tranny Antifa Muslim protesting at the Kirk ceremony? It needs some loving attention.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

6 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Moving upstairs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2025 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

7 He then claimed that this would create a new precedent for the left to one day censor conservatives.

If only there were a mechanism that someone in the Senate could use to try and change the law.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

8 Hillary Clinton wrote on Friday: “In America, we defend free speech in terrible times. We defend free speech even when it’s offensive. We defend free speech.”

2016
So, I think it's important to indict the Russians, just as Mueller indicted a lot of Russians who were engaged in direct election interference and boosting Trump back in 2016. But I also think there are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda. And whether they should be civilly or even in some cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrence because the Russians are unlikely, except in a very few cases, to ever stand trial in the United States.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

9 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

10 why isn't this domestic terrorist being waterboarded at GITMO right now?! - jjs)

Because we don't live in a just world.

Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 07:40 AM (jjoN6)

11 Good morning my prettiest.

The mayhem in Milan has me puzzled. Not the antisemitism, alas, but the pro-Palestinianism. Why are leftists so enamored of these violent non-contributing assholes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 23, 2025 07:41 AM (kpS4V)

12 Thread fu hardest hit.

Have a great day, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2025 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

13 Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea

Written by someone with zero imagination.

- There are thousands more like him out there. Don't make him a martyr! Well, what martyr was he avenging?
- Life in prison without parole! Until some future politician decides to parole him. Until then, enjoy paying for his upkeep.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

14 Shona Tova ya'll

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2025 07:42 AM (ycs3a)

15 Sumayyah Dawud is the freak fd mentioned.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2025 07:42 AM (kurEY)

16 Bro-Fo Omar Dismisses Charlie Kirk’s Legacy

Ok here father was Sur but her family is Hirsi.

Never ever listen to someone that lies about their name.

They are called ACTORS.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

17 Milan Italy's metro population is 6 million. The only time I visited I was appalled by the grafitti and dirt in the city. Not what I expected. I think it's a fast step from historic Italy to shithole after importing the muslim hordes.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 23, 2025 07:45 AM (2NHgQ)

18 "Why are leftists so enamored of these violent non-contributing assholes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord!"

Dems take anyone who will advance their goal of peace and love.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

19 On a separate note, Ted Cruz continues to underwhelm.

I've been picking up on his grift now for years.

America is like some naive young girl on a metro train. The Uniparty works in tandem to rape the girl. The GOP-e holds her down while the Democrats repeatedly penetrate.

Ted Cruz and Mike Lee are standing alongside live streaming to TikTok.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 07:46 AM (a4flb)

20 oops. I meant to type "death and destruction".

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

21 Good morning JJ, Horde

"... this piece of s--- needs to be waterboarded ..."

* points at JJ *

THIS MAN HATES WATER!

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 23, 2025 07:48 AM (bjaSx)

22 Why should this lost young man become the left's new martyr?
Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea


I have not read the article, but in my opinion the intention of the death penalty is to prevent the guilty from doing the act again and also send the message to anyone else considering the same crime that this will be the consequence.

The other added benefit is that the American taxpayer does not have to pay for him rotting in jail for the rest of his life. That said, he could be on death row for 20 years...

In the United States, where the death penalty is actively practiced in a minority of states, the average time spent on death row by inmates who are ultimately executed has steadily increased over the past few decades due to mandatory appeals processes, legal challenges, and declining execution rates. Based on the most recent comprehensive data from the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, this average stood at 233 months (approximately 19.4 years) for the 11 executions carried out in 2021. Earlier data shows the trend: 11.4 years in 2000, 18.9 years in 2020, and 14.8 years (178 months) in 2010.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 07:48 AM (P5BPp)

23 Trump Push Pays Off: Pharma Giant Says Brits Must Pay Same Price As Americans For New Drug

I assume that all the social media channels which constantly run videos of Europeans laughing cuz their 'healthcare' is free will now start running videos of Europeans bitching that they shouldn't have to pay for things. Daddy America needs to up their allowance. It's not fair.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

24 Macron Announces France Recognizes Palestine Statehood at United Nations

Israel should announce that they'll permit French vessels to dock and carry away all the 'Palestinian' refugees they want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

25 Written by someone with zero imagination.

- There are thousands more like him out there. Don't make him a martyr! Well, what martyr was he avenging?
- Life in prison without parole! Until some future politician decides to parole him. Until then, enjoy paying for his upkeep.

Dumbasses.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

fuck that,

public hanging in the town square, with a piss poor tied knot...

with apologies to Mrs Kirk, she is a much better person than I .

for she can forgive, but i will not to "encourager les autres"...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 23, 2025 07:52 AM (nXhwP)

26 Why should this lost young man become the left's new martyr?
Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea


Why should we succumb to more emotional hostage taking?

Alicia, (the author) I know you are wanting to date the murderer, and are willing to wait for a Democrat to spring him and have him post turtled into a professorship sinecure at an Ivy. This is why I'm against the 19th Amendment. Romans 13 says the State gets to bear the sword on this miscreant, we aren't asking you to pull the trigger on the firing line.

Go get a jar of peanut butter and find your dog. Let real men handle the dirty business of running a functional high trust civilization.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 07:52 AM (a4flb)

27 Death row costs vary but none are less than $100,000 per year per inmate. Robinson is 22 years old

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2025 07:52 AM (kurEY)

28 “Here is where we have to tell the truth here. What we saw in that arena was not simply faith finding public expression; it was religious nationalism on full display. That is my truth.” — Don Lemon

Now do Mohammedans.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

29 Where will the French put their embassy in this so-called "Palestine?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 23, 2025 07:54 AM (XQo4F)

30 Shona Tova to you, JJ

Ted Cruz Likens FCC Chairman Brendan Carr to Mafia Boss After Jimmy Kimmel Canceled

As I have repeatedly pointed out, Cruz is the same nickelfucker who blamed Trump for the violent riots of the left at his rallies, who has never apologized for calling J6 an 'insurrection' and who voted to award medals of bravery to the capitol police scum who murdered Ashli Babbitt and Roseann Boyland.

As Unknown Drip says, he's nothing but a grifter. He's Mitch McConell with a beard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 07:54 AM (ufSfZ)

31 Google Promises Change After ‘Abuse List’ Labeled GOP Emails ‘Dangerous’

They should still be fined a hefty amount for illegal campaign contributions. Cuz you know they're lying now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

32 Robinson should be shaved bald, castrated and uncitizened and deported to Haiti.

Posted by: Man Without A Country at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (KaWiq)

33 As Unknown Drip says, he's nothing but a grifter. He's Mitch McConell with a beard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 07:54 AM (ufSfZ)

Ted Cruz is gay??!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (uQesX)

34 The Midwesterner reports that drivers in Traverse City, Mich., have spotted a license plate that reads "86TRMP."

--

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it or is it not a federal crime to issue any kind of threat of assassination against a US president?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

35 Some people ( such as Keith Olbermann) would probably benefit from a day free from cell phones and computers, because if he's posting " "You're next mf" about Scott Jennings it seems more than slightly unhinged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (looXz)

36 MPPPP Johnson is right!

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (vFG9F)

37 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (77rzZ)

38 Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it or is it not a federal crime to issue any kind of threat of assassination against a US president?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

You're forgetting the but Trump exemption.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 07:56 AM (uQesX)

39 It was a mostly peaceful assassination threat...

Posted by: The media no one watches anymore at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (XQo4F)

40 Good morning. Thanks, JJ.

Deranged, unhinged, and insane. I give you, today's radical left.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

41 Tom Homan said that, yes he was given $50000 by some “businessmen” which he took as a retainer, something he has done dozens of times before, but never provided any services. A quid without a pro quo.

If the FBI wants to give me $50000 to do nothing, come on over. Bring extra.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (NqxCU)

42 Why Is No One Talking About This Dem Senator’s Explosive Family Scandal?

Because it would change nothing. No one who would vote for Wyden would stop over this. No one who would vote against Wyden will stop over this. The aide will still be dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

43 I have not read the article, but in my opinion the intention of the death penalty is to prevent the guilty from doing the act again and also send the message to anyone else considering the same crime that this will be the consequence.

Two things:
• Human life has value. You destroy a human life, you don't get a time-out. You obviously don't value life, don't expect us to value yours.

• We put down rabid animals, we kill spiders in the bathroom. We used to protect society by putting these lowlifes away.

• I don't want to warehouse at huge expense a future problem. Society owes him no favors. We owe ourselves justice and safety from violent assholes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (a4flb)

44 JJ

Trump’s Immigration Reset: H-1B and Gold Card Orders Put America First

Link is bad

Here is a great quote:

Howard Lutnick told reporters that “Renewals, first time: the company needs to decide…Is the person valuable enough to have a $100,000 a year payment to the government? Or they should head home and go hire an American.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 07:58 AM (gbOdA)

45 Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea

The author of that piece would probably say "You shouldn't kill terrorists because it makes Muslims angry!"

Idiot.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 07:58 AM (jjoN6)

46 I will never understand the hate for Ted Cruz here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 07:59 AM (MrWte)

47 Ted Cruz's wife collects the vig from Dimon/Chase gig. He stinks on ice.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:01 AM (ehY6c)

48 The Democratic Party ALLOWED President Donald Trump to win the war for middle America?

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

49 The Kirk assassin should be hanged on live TV.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 08:01 AM (77rzZ)

50 "I will never understand the hate for Ted Cruz here.
Posted by: Cow Demon"

His J6 behavior cost him a lot of capital.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 08:02 AM (vFG9F)

51
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 07:59 AM (MrWte

I don't understand it myself, but I'm not from
Texas. I note he does have a new book out called "Unwoke" about how to defeat cultural Marxism which seems like a positive contribution to the cause . If I didn't loathe Amazon I'd like to get it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 08:02 AM (ZeH0U)

52 Teddy is boob bait for the bubba(s).

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:03 AM (ehY6c)

53 “Here is where we have to tell the truth here. What we saw in that arena was not simply faith finding public expression; it was religious nationalism on full display. That is my truth.” — Don Lemon


OK, so let's use your stupid trigger word label. What exactly is wrong with 100s of millions of people honoring the life of a noble person who only wanted the world to come to peace with the Savior, build up a family, a career, then the community, then the country to restore the ideals of the best of Western Civilization?

What is your mission statement? To fuck a young boy in the ass on an island get-away ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:03 AM (a4flb)

54 Is the person valuable enough to have a $100,000 a year payment to the government?

It's insane! We could hire some kid out of high school or college to do that job!

Posted by: Incensed Corporate America at September 23, 2025 08:04 AM (ReYtg)

55 We can't prevent the left from making a martyr out of the killer. They'll call him that whether he rots in prison or is executed.

Justice and social cleanliness demand the death penalty, administered within a reasonable timeframe.

Let him seek mercy from God, Who can save his soul and can even rescue him from death if He wills it.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 23, 2025 08:04 AM (FMtrg)

56 Good morning horde.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 23, 2025 08:05 AM (eZ5tL)

57 45 Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea

The author of that piece would probably say "You shouldn't kill terrorists because it makes Muslims angry!"

Idiot.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 07:58 AM (jjoN6)

Allowing a jury to make a recommendation is a very good idea, so it should be sought on that basis only. Society needs to heal, and if a unanimous jury (which is required for a capital finding in Utah) decides this is needed, then it should be done. I don't think Utah will get that unanimity, but if they do, it means it's the right path.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

58 I see a reasonable time frame as 60 days after conviction.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2025 08:06 AM (kurEY)

59 "Death Penalty for Kirk Assassin? Bad Idea"

They would have said the same thing had PDT's attempted assassin been successful.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2025 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

60 50% chance of rain today, 60% tomorrow when some cooler air moves in the area. Hi temps to drop from low 90's to upper 80's. Ahhh, Fall!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:07 AM (wVcYX)

61 His J6 behavior cost him a lot of capital.

Yeah, you don't get to celebrate a cold stone killer who shot an unarmed woman in the face at point blank range.... then pretend to condemn a stone cold killer who shot an unarmed man in the neck from a rooftop.

He runs his mouth, writes books but has zero accomplishments. Unless sick burnz on social media are something of value to the advancement of human flourishing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:07 AM (a4flb)

62 Brian Edwards, 37, served as a detention officer for the agency while making the posts and had been promoted to corporal in May, the News & Observer reported. Edwards’ posts included calls for subjecting “traitors” to “war crimes trials” and hinted at executing them.

Just the type of man you want guarding the inmates in the county jail.

I have to wonder how many cellphones and drug packages this guy smuggled in to help out his homies in the cell block.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:07 AM (6ydKt)

63 One of the complaints about the H1-B visa issue is that there are foreign doctors working in rural areas. OK, I have a solution.

1. Allow PAs and NPs to step up and do things that don't require a doctor.

2. This will be the tough one. You have to let Whites and Asians become doctors again.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 08:08 AM (jjoN6)

64 42 Why Is No One Talking About This Dem Senator’s Explosive Family Scandal?

Because it would change nothing. No one who would vote for Wyden would stop over this. No one who would vote against Wyden will stop over this. The aide will still be dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

And b/c the truth of the scandal is probably somewhere in the middle, but no one knows where - it's complete blue on blue and with both sides, especially in the political sphere, known to be absolute liars, it's hard to take a side...yes, there's a suicide, but was he driven to it or did he drive himself to it? Lots of accusations and little proof floating around...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:08 AM (tOcjL)

65 I see a reasonable time frame as 60 days after conviction.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2025 08:06 AM (kurEY)

There should be a limit to appeals after conviction. The first appeal should be a review of the trial and verdict. If the verdict came from the evidence, then, one and done. The only other appeal should be malfeasance on the part of the prosecution. Appealing over paperwork mistakes that don't affect the outcome shouldn't be allowed except in certain circumstances.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 08:09 AM (uQesX)

66 Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it or is it not a federal crime to issue any kind of threat of assassination against a US president?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2025 07:55 AM (qBdHI)


What? 86 is a threat? I had no idea. -- the Comey Rule

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

67 Ted Cruz's wife collects the vig from Dimon/Chase gig. He stinks on ice.

I thought she prostituted herself for GS.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:10 AM (a4flb)

68 Brian Edwards, 37, served as a detention officer for the agency while making the posts and had been promoted to corporal in May, the News & Observer reported. Edwards’ posts included calls for subjecting “traitors” to “war crimes trials” and hinted at executing them.

You know who else was a corporal and called for subjecting traitors to trials and then executing them?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

69 Ted Cruz is just another asshole in the senate, lining his pockets, pretending to be a conservative while he and the other assholes bankrupt the country.

Posted by: The Truth at September 23, 2025 08:11 AM (KaWiq)

70 Diddy update:

In the docs, obtained by TMZ, Diddy says the sentencing guidelines for his conviction on 2 counts of the Mann Act is no more than 6-to-12 months in prison on each count, which accurately reflects the seriousness of the offenses laid out at his federal trial in NYC.

Prosecutors proved Diddy violated the Mann Act by transporting male sex workers across state lines for his freak offs -- which were marathon sex sessions he often recorded between his ex-girlfriends and the escorts inside hotel rooms.

But, Diddy points out he's already served 13 months in horrible conditions at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center since his arrest in September 2024.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2025 08:12 AM (rJ48h)

71 I will never understand the hate for Ted Cruz here.

Would you settle for 'contempt'? I can't say I'm fond of any of our Establishment Social Media Senators.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2025 08:12 AM (AhCY4)

72 Goldmand sachs ho. Why not both.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:12 AM (ehY6c)

73 One of the complaints about the H1-B visa issue is that there are foreign doctors working in rural areas. OK, I have a solution.

The Left is doing what they normally do: lie about everything. No difference here. RTFM!!!

Its a one time $100k for new applications. Like everything else the government does, there are carve-outs where the fee is waived. I fully expect that variance to be heavily abused in the form of bribes and special pleadings.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:12 AM (a4flb)

74 Cruz said on his podcast, “And I’ve got to say, that’s right out of Goodfellas. That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar going, ‘Nice bar you have here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.’”

Paul and Cruz try to sound all libertarian but after the past 10 years of the rape of the airwave by Socialist and Communist they just come off as stupid or even worse, complicit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

75 The whole, we have to be better than the left was shot through the neck and bled out on September 10th.

Enough of that sh*t.

We are in a post September 10th world and it is the duty of every conservative to impose our moral vision on the left by any and all means necessary, as the left might say.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (K/TpZ)

76 One of the complaints about the H1-B visa issue is that there are foreign doctors working in rural areas. OK, I have a solution.

1. Allow PAs and NPs to step up and do things that don't require a doctor.

2. This will be the tough one. You have to let Whites and Asians become doctors again.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 08:08 AM (jjoN6)

Those are two steps too far. It'll be AI tele medicine, like Star Trek Voyager, but without the 7 of 9 scenery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

77 Hi temps to drop from low 90's to upper 80's. Ahhh, Fall!

More importantly, from my perspective, low temps to drop from the low 80s to the upper 60s.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

78 Those are two steps too far. It'll be AI tele medicine, like Star Trek Voyager, but without the 7 of 9 scenery.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

So, all flatlands?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 08:14 AM (uQesX)

79 Bruce Springsteen turns 76 today.

I was once a Deacon in the Church of Bruce, and then one day I wasn't.

There's a special circle of hell for Deceivers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2025 08:15 AM (x9OX1)

80 46 I will never understand the hate for Ted Cruz here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 07:59 AM (MrWte)

I don’t hate Ted, I just think he’s a slimy politician half the time.

The first mark against him was showing up with soccer balls, teddy bears, and Glenn Beck to welcome all the unaccompanied minors at the border at the end of Obama’s reign of error.

Then he showed his ass when Trump best him fair & square in the primaries of 2016 by refusing to endorse Trump and giving a silly speech at the convention.

All that followed by his frequent u- turns on his precious principles as evidenced by the many complaints above about his behavior during some pivotal moments in recent history.

In other words; I wouldn’t trust him as far as I can throw him.

Don’t take it personally, though, at least your senator isn’t Lindsey Graham who is just as slimy for all the same reasons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:16 AM (6ydKt)

81 Paul and Cruz try to sound all libertarian but after the past 10 years of the rape of the airwave by Socialist and Communist they just come off as stupid or even worse, complicit.

When I hear/read "libertarian" I think: open borders, drugs and sex with minors.

Libertarians have a PR problem.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (a4flb)

82 Federal authorities arrested 64-year-old Anibal Hernandez Santana for allegedly violating statute 47 USC 333, which criminalizes interference with licensed broadcasts, Patel announced on X. Santana had been initially released from custody on a $200,000 bond on Saturday after allegedly firing three bullets into the window of the station’s lobby on Friday.

Who here has not thought of shooting the local weather person or that morning local news ho that gets just about every angle of the story wrong?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (gbOdA)

83 79 Bruce Springsteen turns 76 today.

I was once a Deacon in the Church of Bruce, and then one day I wasn't.

There's a special circle of hell for Deceivers.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2025 08:15 AM (x9OX1)


Liked a number of his tunes, only really liked one album in its entirety, and that is probably his least popular one, or so it seems, "Nebraska."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (x0n13)

84 Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

85 Don’t take it personally, though, at least your senator isn’t Lindsey Graham who is just as slimy for all the same reasons.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:16 AM (6ydKt)

Actually, that's just the lube.

Posted by: Sen Graham at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (uQesX)

86 Those are two steps too far. It'll be AI tele medicine, like Star Trek Voyager, but without the 7 of 9 scenery.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

So, all flatlands?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 08:14 AM (uQesX)

And planks. Flat, straight, and true. Rectangles and cubes only.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

87 Those are two steps too far. It'll be AI tele medicine, like Star Trek Voyager, but without the 7 of 9 scenery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

Insurance requires I get my BP med (on 5 years now) renewed every 6 months with a primary care appt - they are supposed to check bloodwork (liver/kidney) and BP numbers. I have blood cancer appts every 3 months which run all bloodwork and BP numbers. I can't use one for the other and blood cancer can't proscribe BP meds (b/c out of wheelhouse)...so every 6 months, I have a wasted appointment that AI could do. I used to be annoyed I had to pay for this, and it used to be in person, but now I hit my yearly max, so it's free, and I can do it by phone with a PA (vs 90 seconds in office with the doc).

I'd be very happy to input this into AI and just get the pill continual til my blood cancer numbers (since I get liver and kidney tests every time) say so...but it's now been 5 years...

So, for bogus required appts, there'd be a use for AI.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (tOcjL)

88 Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:16 AM (6ydKt)

In short... while he will mouth 'conservative' ideas, he lacks personal convictions. He's rather like Rand Paul who is most strident in espousing his libertarian beliefs when they can be damaging to the right.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

89 Charles James Kirk (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025)

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (RHGPo)

90 One of the complaints about the H1-B visa issue is that there are foreign doctors working in rural areas.

Prescribing the Big Pharma-recommended drugs, vaccines, and life-long treatment programs that Americans won't!

Posted by: 1 in 12 American Boys at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (iFEms)

91 With you J.J. Nebraska the album works for me.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:21 AM (ehY6c)

92 Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

A calorie dense comfort food. There is no substitute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

93 Wow.

For two days running now, my Google Hatefeed has pushed me articles from different outlets about how I should watch Dog Day Afternoon, the "Al Pacino classic that's more timely than you think" and which "plays better today than it did back then."

I forget who published the one yesterday, today it's from the Guardian. But I didn't click either one - I don't read entertainment news - they're just pushing it at me because they can't help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:21 AM (BI5O2)

94 The whole, we have to be better than the left was shot through the neck and bled out on September 10th.

We are better than the Left. Look around, do you see or smell burning cities after the CK assassination?

I'm not falling for this post Covid-19 "YOU MUST FORGIVE ME OR YOU HATE JESUS" crap that is coming mostly from the Left, but is being echoed by fools who think that the Left sets the universal standards for ethics, morals and decency.

Will these moderates and fake conservatives quit with the Stockholm Syndrome?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (a4flb)

95 His J6 behavior cost him a lot of capital.

And he has never had the guts to apologize.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (ufSfZ)

96 I'd be very happy to input this into AI and just get the pill continual til my blood cancer numbers (since I get liver and kidney tests every time) say so...but it's now been 5 years...

So, for bogus required appts, there'd be a use for AI.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (tOcjL)


I see my doctor once per year so he can "wet his beak" while re-authorizing my BP prescription and spend five minutes advertising all the latest awesome 'treatments' from his pals in pharma.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

97 >>>Who here has not thought of shooting the local weather person or that morning local news ho that gets just about every angle of the story wrong?
Posted by: r hennigantx
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ha! The difference is he encouraged others to go and do it.
Is this arrest going to calm down Dick Head tonight or will it embolden him for the cause? Let's hope he's emboldened.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (S0zRh)

98 Ted Cruz is just following the career path of every other Congress person. Get in on the ground level, get a peek at the grift and be "mentored" along the way to a better seat at the table.

Congress has little to do with actually running the government and everything to do with making money for themselves. As a bonus, they can accumulate power along the way to direct more grift their way.

*biden showed us that the "crime family" really is the current, political model we're governed under.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

99 Actually, that's just the lube.
Posted by: Sen Graham at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (uQesX)

I knew the horde wouldn’t disappoint me when I left the line lying around like irresistible bait.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:23 AM (6ydKt)

100 One of the complaints about the H1-B visa issue is that there are foreign doctors working in rural areas.

I think H1-B imported slaves should be put to work for the federal government, especially in the social security administration, the medicare boondoggle and in the VA.

Might improve service and the feds can save some coin.

Posted by: Vivek Ramajammadingdong at September 23, 2025 08:24 AM (KaWiq)

101 Those are two steps too far. It'll be AI tele medicine

Still too far, I believe. How many doctors will we need when they, Big Pharma, and the FDA/USDA stop acting in concert to give us chronic disease?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2025 08:25 AM (zfkPG)

102 I see my doctor once per year so he can "wet his beak" while re-authorizing my BP prescription and spend five minutes advertising all the latest awesome 'treatments' from his pals in pharma.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (ExV1e)


Oh, and tell me that I should get a biopsy for prostate cancer because my PSA is high. Mind you, I've had the finger in the butt test and they said nothing was out of the ordinary, and I've had an MRI (or CT, I don't recall which) that found nothing, but I should let them shove needles into me at random just in case.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

103 97 >>>Who here has not thought of shooting the local weather person or that morning local news ho that gets just about every angle of the story wrong?
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Got my Commies mixed up. Thinking about the bi-sexual podcaster who lost his wife to a faggot in Denmark.
They are all so much alike it becomes a blur.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:26 AM (S0zRh)

104 Will the rural AI tele-med docs accept chickens and piglets as payment?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:26 AM (wVcYX)

105 - 5786

As in year 5786? Where do they get that from? Doesn't "Actual Science..." prove it's more like year 13,500,000,000?

Hmmm, maybe it's that time machine thing.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 23, 2025 08:27 AM (eDPLA)

106 96 I'd be very happy to input this into AI and just get the pill continual til my blood cancer numbers (since I get liver and kidney tests every time) say so...but it's now been 5 years...

So, for bogus required appts, there'd be a use for AI.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (tOcjL)

I see my doctor once per year so he can "wet his beak" while re-authorizing my BP prescription and spend five minutes advertising all the latest awesome 'treatments' from his pals in pharma.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

I would be happy to just have to authorize it once per year b/c I have the take the kids to annuals anyway (I managed all of us on one day last year) and I have to also get my yearly epi pens...but the 6 months appt is literally pointless. Which always gets me. I need to med so I have to do it, but if I could just authorize it for myself, that would be so nice.

Probably b/c I'm under 65 with cancer, they won't let it be every 12 months (knowing insurance, my doc had to probably fight for it not to be every 3 months)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:27 AM (tOcjL)

107 Texas republicans have a lot of issues for some reason. Does not make Texas look too good. Is it the water or plain old corruption?

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 23, 2025 08:27 AM (s9EN2)

108 *biden showed us that the "crime family" really is the current, political model we're governed under.

Jack Posobiec has popularized: "The System Is What The System Does".

Which others have accurately interpreted: "Corruption is the System".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:28 AM (a4flb)

109 If you can't understand why people dislike Cruz it's likely because you, on balance, more-or-less approve of the GOP.

Many here emphatically disapprove of the GOP, most particularly its repulsive Senate caucus. That's where the hate comes from. We blame these people for a lot of very bad shit.

Cruz is not the worst among them, but he isn't any good, either. None of them are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:28 AM (BI5O2)

110 >>>but I should let them shove needles into me at random just in case.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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You did say your PSA was out of range. Get the to a biopsy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:28 AM (S0zRh)

111 For two days running now, my Google Hatefeed has pushed me articles from different outlets about how I should watch Dog Day Afternoon, the "Al Pacino classic that's more timely than you think" and which "plays better today than it did back then."

I forget who published the one yesterday, today it's from the Guardian. But I didn't click either one - I don't read entertainment news - they're just pushing it at me because they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:21 AM (BI5O2)

It’s all about a good man doing what he has to do to help and protect his transsexual lover.

You know, just like Tyler did.


Attica! Attica! Attica!!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:29 AM (6ydKt)

112 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

113 Texas republicans have a lot of issues for some reason. Does not make Texas look too good. Is it the water or plain old corruption?

Texas used to be a blue state. Democrats who like guns.

The Demonic Party took over the Democratic Party so we got squish Republicans who can mimic swagger.

The California went feral and Texas was in the demographic blast zone and we inherited millions of Californicated voters.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (a4flb)

114 Texas republicans have a lot of issues for some reason. Does not make Texas look too good. Is it the water or plain old corruption?
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 23, 2025 08:27 AM (s9EN2)


Sadly, most Texas Republicans - including the voters - are just 80s Democrats. The state underwent a rapid party flip after the Ann Richards Governorship but attitudes didn't really change. And, of course, once someone gets into office, getting rid of them is difficult.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

115 I've tried to use the MyChart thingy the medical office pushes on me and it has a perfect record for botching appointments and prescription refills.

Ain't technology grand?!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

116 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is proposing that a 2.63 acre parcel in Miami-Dade County adjacent to Freedom Tower be approved for the DONALD J. TRUMP Presidential Library.

"No state has better delivered the President’s agenda than the Free State of Florida, and we would be honored to house his presidential library here in his home state.” - DeSantis

"If approved by the [Board of Trustees of the Internal Improvement Trust Fund], the site would provide additional economic development opportunities across South Florida and become the first Presidential library established in the state, providing generations of Americans the ability to honor the service and legacy of America’s 45th and 47th President, Donald J. Trump."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

117 >>>Cruz is not the worst among them, but he isn't any good, either. None of them are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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On a scale of Not Worth a Shit, compare and contrast Cruz with your other most favorite NWaS senators.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:31 AM (S0zRh)

118 I just saw an AP headline claiming that West Point violates first amendment rights of its professors by limiting what they can say in the classroom and what books they are allowed to use.

Sorry, honey, the one who pays the piper gets to call the tune. Professors are using West Point's classrooms and West Point's resources when they appear in front of West Point students. If you want to go off on a personal tirade, use your own venue and resources.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 23, 2025 08:32 AM (I91me)

119 Plus, I shouldn't neglect to note - Cruz' old man killed Jack Kennedy, and he's the Zodiac killer. It's a family of ne'er-do-wells, all around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

120 You did say your PSA was out of range. Get the to a biopsy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:28 AM (S0zRh)


Based on my research...

- the PSA is no longer considered an entirely reliable test.
- biopsies are not without risks of their own.

It's a balancing act.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

121 For all of Ted Cruz's political faults, John Cornyn is light years' worse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2025 08:33 AM (wVcYX)

122 105 - 5786

As in year 5786? Where do they get that from? Doesn't "Actual Science..." prove it's more like year 13,500,000,000?

Hmmm, maybe it's that time machine thing.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 23, 2025 08:27 AM (eDPLA)


We control the weather. Not time. yet...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2025 08:33 AM (x0n13)

123 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

And they are going to feel really stupid when their kid stops talking completely by age 4 and is suddenly fixated on counting everything in sight for hours on end.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:34 AM (6ydKt)

124 Twitchy is posting a rumor that Eric Adams, currently in 4th place in polling, will be dropping from the NY mayor's race soon...rumor only for now...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:36 AM (tOcjL)

125 The startling conclusion: Approximately 95% of monitoring locations show no statistically significant acceleration of sea-level rise. It was found that the steady rate of sea-level rise -- averaging around 1 to 2 millimeters per year globally -- mirrors patterns observed over the past 150 years.

So maybe an inch in 30 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

126 The best way to watch Dog Day Afternoon is to turn off the device and either make a drink and participate here, or participate here, or take the family out for some ice cream.

DDA is a shit show.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:36 AM (S0zRh)

127 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

And they are going to feel really stupid when their kid stops talking completely by age 4 and is suddenly fixated on counting everything in sight for hours on end.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:34 AM (6ydKt)

No, they'll just blame Trump for their demonic stupidity.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 08:36 AM (uQesX)

128 123 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

And they are going to feel really stupid when their kid stops talking completely by age 4 and is suddenly fixated on counting everything in sight for hours on end.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2025 08:34 AM (6ydKt)

Nah, they'll feel worse when they wreck their liver permanently...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (tOcjL)

129 We control the weather. Not time. yet...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2025 08:33 AM (x0n13)

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

130 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

Really? That's nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (IeCgc)

131 11 Good morning my prettiest.

The mayhem in Milan has me puzzled. Not the antisemitism, alas, but the pro-Palestinianism. Why are leftists so enamored of these violent non-contributing assholes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 23, 2025 07:41 AM (kpS4V)

You answered your own question.

Posted by: XTC at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (6Uni8)

132 Cruz is a joke and a traitor. He gave himself away a long time ago. Anyone who doesn't want to know about it just doesn't want to know about it.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (he/Cf)

133 125 The startling conclusion: Approximately 95% of monitoring locations show no statistically significant acceleration of sea-level rise. It was found that the steady rate of sea-level rise -- averaging around 1 to 2 millimeters per year globally -- mirrors patterns observed over the past 150 years.

So maybe an inch in 30 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Where did the Pilgrims land? Plymouth Rock.
One can visit Plymouth Rock today. And you
don't need scuba gear.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:38 AM (S0zRh)

134 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2025 08:38 AM (cYBz/)

135 Nah, they'll feel worse when they wreck their liver permanently...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:37 AM (tOcjL)


I'm eternally grateful that "sticking it to the Dems" only requires that I be married to someone of the opposite sex, live responsibly, and be able to care for myself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

136 “ Hear me, you who know what is right, you people who have taken my instruction to heart: Do not fear the reproach of mere mortals or be terrified by their insults.
For the moth will eat them up like a garment;
the worm will devour them like wool.
But my righteousness will last forever,
my salvation through all generations.”

Isaiah 51:7-8

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2025 08:39 AM (hMp8v)

137 > I've tried to use the MyChart thingy the medical office pushes on me and it has a perfect record for botching appointments and prescription refills.
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That's the same system my doctor(s) use. Got an A1-C test back last night. Normal. I'll get a call this morning letting me know I'm not diabetic.

It's a pretty good system once you get to know how it works, and doesn't work. I do like the fact that all my medical tests and procedures are available to me so I can research, on my own, what specifically the results indicated before my doctor suggests a new prescription.

And I can politely refuse by following advice on how to correct that issue through diet, exercise and or something else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 08:39 AM (Q4IgG)

138 Libertarians have a PR problem.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:18 AM (a4flb

They don't have a PR problem, they have an actual policy problem. They're full of it on everything. The kind of clowns who rage at tariffs, drug policy, immigration, and conservative views on social issues all based on pie-in-the-sky takes about how the world ought to be without taking any account of how the world actually is. Gay stuff is a prime example. Live and let live got us to where we are: drag queen story hour, chemically and surgically altering children, church shootings, and trans assassins. Because "we" decided to tolerate a highly intolerant counter-culture that loathes Christianity and normalcy and intends to displace both, by force if necessary.

Posted by: screw libertarians at September 23, 2025 08:40 AM (Jonor)

139 Anyone else have a vague memory which holds that contrition and repentance were precursors for forgiveness.

So if the Kovid Karens are not tellling me that they were wrong and sorry, I feel no mad desire to forgive them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2025 08:40 AM (a1415)

140 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

This woman’s 6 year old son “expressed conservative values” in his classroom

The teacher created a certificate for him that said “Most likely to become a Dictator” and presented it to him in front of his entire class while classmates called him a “Naziphile”

The indoctrination taking place in our education system is a national emergency

X video: https://bit.ly/4pxD1wl

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 08:40 AM (P5BPp)

141 They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night.

Posted by: What I learned from the Nebraska album at September 23, 2025 08:41 AM (PiwSw)

142 139 Anyone else have a vague memory which holds that contrition and repentance were precursors for forgiveness.

So if the Kovid Karens are not tellling me that they were wrong and sorry, I feel no mad desire to forgive them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2025 08:40 AM (a1415)

See yesterday's morning thread...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2025 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

143 And they are going to feel really stupid when their kid...

If they've gone this far without feeling stupid, I'm not sure they can ever reach that destination.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2025 08:42 AM (zfkPG)

144 The teacher created a certificate for him that said “Most likely to become a Dictator” and presented it to him in front of his entire class while classmates called him a “Naziphile”

The indoctrination taking place in our education system is a national emergency

X video: https://bit.ly/4pxD1wl
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 08:40 AM (P5BPp)

And the Dad horsewhipped the miscreant. Right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2025 08:42 AM (uQesX)

145 In the year 5786 …

That old Zager and Evans song is closer than I thought.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 23, 2025 08:43 AM (NwymA)

146 Anyone else have a vague memory which holds that contrition and repentance were precursors for forgiveness.

So if the Kovid Karens are not tellling me that they were wrong and sorry, I feel no mad desire to forgive them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Forgiveness

If your neighbor borrows and never returns your power drill, or bad mouths you to the neighborhood. You can ignore the transgression and call if "forgiveness" but it isn't forgiveness, its cowardice in the face of an injustice.

If your neighbor apologizes and seeks to replace the damaged or lost drill, or try to clear your name, that is repentance (if they are successful or not) and forgiveness is a divine requirement on Believers.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 08:43 AM (bOhjL)

147 Something just went scurrying, silently, across my floor. Hmm. Not big enough for a mouse...... Could be a spider but seemed too quick. Oh, wait! Its probably that moth that flew in last night. It's staying close to the floor. That's.... Odd. And unwise. Pax the cat likes murdering things. Well... She does if she is awake. Three times in the last few days, I have had to poke the cat to find out if she is alive. She hadn't moved for hours!

I really should get started cleaning the house. I did the bathrooms last night. Today I have to clear out the dust and the cat hair. My allergies don't want me to do it.

And my nephew has a sick kid, no time off and needs a place for the kid to hang out. His other aunt has the brat this morning and I get the brat this afternoon. Swell.

And the fucking "Medicare" scam calls have started again.

It's raining. Can I just go back to bed?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 23, 2025 08:43 AM (2J/Lj)

148 - @141

And now --- He's everywhere, he's everywhere.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 23, 2025 08:44 AM (eDPLA)

149 Greg Price
@greg_price11
This is a graphic currently going viral on the Instagram stories of liberals

https://tinyurl.com/jy8zffcu

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

150 I'm eternally grateful that "sticking it to the Dems" only requires that I be married to someone of the opposite sex, live responsibly, and be able to care for myself.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

Learn to Read and Write
Get a HS Diploma
Get a Job
Get Married
Have a Child
That gives you around a 2% chance of being the the bottom quintile (poor fucker) in the US and around a 70% chance of being in the middle quintile.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

151 Cruz is not the worst among them, but he isn't any good, either. None of them are.

He is not as destructive as Texas' senior senator John Cornhole.

Cruz is not the guy to lead us into national / spiritual renewal, but he is not the genital warts like the GOP-e

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:45 AM (a4flb)

152 Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (ehY6c)

153 >>>And the fucking "Medicare" scam calls have started again.

It's raining. Can I just go back to bed?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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I get, IRS scares and 'you haven't paid your ticket - we're going to pull your license', that's the two favorites. You can't have coffee if you go back to bed. mmm smell the aroma of fresh coffee

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (S0zRh)

154 151 Cruz is not the worst among them, but he isn't any good, either. None of them are.


No, but in this case, spouting off against the FCC basically Trump, all he did was give the Dems more ammunition against "Us."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (VE6XX)

155 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Happy New Year a prayer for a sweet new year for you all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2025 08:48 AM (9ipOP)

156 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express? They're 6.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (R86kT)

157 Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2025 08:48 AM (9ipOP)

Thanks, and same to you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (IeCgc)

158
I get, IRS scares and 'you haven't paid your ticket - we're going to pull your license', that's the two favorites. You can't have coffee if you go back to bed. mmm smell the aroma of fresh coffee
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (S0zR

I get here is your order we need your SSN to complete or your Netflix will be cancelled if you don't give us your credit card number... I don't have Netfix...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (VE6XX)

159 New insult seen on X this morning: “you sound like you freebase Tylenol”. LOL!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (QZThv)

160 >>>He is not as destructive as Texas' senior senator John Cornhole.

Cruz is not the guy to lead us into national / spiritual renewal, but he is not the genital warts like the GOP-e
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Yeah, I don't get it. He's not a shit show like Paul or Graham nor is he a suck up like Tim Scott. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (S0zRh)

161 Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (ehY6c)


False.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

162 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

Imagine being so owned by a stranger that whenever he said something, you put on your fez and began clanging away with your cymbals online for everyone to see ...

Posted by: monkey see, monkey do at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (Dk0oQ)

163 Anyone else have a vague memory which holds that contrition and repentance were precursors for forgiveness.

I gave up on the Big Box American Religion when they interpreted the koine Greek word commonly translated as "sin" into "missing the mark" - aka "making a mistake".

Once the sin of Adam and the Fall that brought a curse on all of Creation a "mistake" it isn't far to go to have to find a better reason for Christ's atonement other than a Get Ouf Of Hell card and the chance to win a Lexus in the driveway.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:51 AM (a4flb)

164 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

165 162 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

Overdosing on tylenol isn't good for the "mother" to be either... Libs ? Let them do it...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:51 AM (VE6XX)

166 160 Yeah, I don't get it. He's not a shit show like Paul or Graham nor is he a suck up like Tim Scott. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (S0zRh)

======

Debate champ and ideologue who's been in Congress too long and has become obsessed with how things seem to be rather than are.

It's a weird mix, and he's now just a guy who votes with leadership. He's effectively a backbencher who gets more airtime than average.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (GBKbO)

167 The best way to watch Dog Day Afternoon is to turn off the device and either make a drink and participate here, or participate here, or take the family out for some ice cream.

DDA is a shit show.


Most 1970s movies are shit shows. Grainy, washed-out cinematography, muddy soundtracks, nihilistic worldviews. . .well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (ufSfZ)

168 Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, a distinction without a difference.

Cornyn is actively evil, Cruz is too busy composing sick burnz for social media status.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (a4flb)

169 What has Senator Ted Cruz ever won us?

Posted by: Kingsman at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (ehY6c)

170 After PM Starmer Recognizes ‘Palestine’, Terror State Demands $2.7 Trillion in ‘Reparations’
____

Alternate headline: Britain's Leader Announces Dhimmi Status of His Country, Muslims Demand Payment of Jizya

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

171 This just in! Words no longer have meaning.

Greg Price@greg_price11
Kamala comes out of hiding to promote her book and says that Donald Trump is a "communist dictator."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (L/fGl)

172 >>>No, but in this case, spouting off against the FCC basically Trump, all he did was give the Dems more ammunition against "Us."
Posted by: It's me donna
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Thank you. First statement of fact on Cruz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:53 AM (S0zRh)

173 Greg Price@greg_price11
Kamala comes out of hiding to promote her book and says that Donald Trump is a "communist dictator."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (L/fGl)

Way to calm down the rhetoric...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:53 AM (VE6XX)

174 Brian Edwards, 37, served as a detention officer for the agency while making the posts and had been promoted to corporal in May

********

Do you know who else was promoted to corporal?

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2025 08:53 AM (/iMjX)

175 her book and says that Donald Trump is a "communist dictator."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (L/fGl)

Boy they're taking this projection thing a little far now aren't they?

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 08:54 AM (he/Cf)

176 I had teachers treat me like crap for rejecting their Leftism my entire childhood, and then through college.

Here's a clue, you hags: if you're looking at a child for whom your rock-solid brainwashing methods haven't worked, they probably never will. You will only make him hate you instead of disagreeing with you.

As an example, my fifth-grade science teacher liked my dad, because he was the only parent in the class who was a hard scientist.

One day I mentioned some disapproval of Bill Clinton, I think about NAFTA, and she chided me with some dishwater dull bien pensant bull crap. I replied that "well, my old man says yadda yadda," and she said "I can't believe he's a Republican, I thought he was so smart. He's a scientist!"

Lo these many years later, I still resent and condescend toward that stupid hag as much as I did that day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

177 WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump isn’t a doctor. But he played one on TV Monday, offering copious amounts of unproven medical advice that he suggested -- often without providing evidence -- might help reduce autism rates.

Trump repeatedly implored pregnant women to avoid taking the painkiller Tylenol, the bestselling form of acetaminophen.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

178 175 her book and says that Donald Trump is a "communist dictator."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (L/fGl)

Meanwhile the Dems are getting ready to elect an actual Communist as Mayor in one of the largest Cities in America....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:55 AM (VE6XX)

179 170 After PM Starmer Recognizes ‘Palestine’, Terror State Demands $2.7 Trillion in ‘Reparations’
____

Alternate headline: Britain's Leader Announces Dhimmi Status of His Country, Muslims Demand Payment of Jizya
Posted by: Chuck Martel
--------------------

Alternate headline: Israel recognizes Britain as a free Palestine State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:55 AM (S0zRh)

180 Thank you, JJ. It's been 9 years and it still amazes me you can come up with this thread each and every weekday. Despite your health battles, you still take the time to give us these great posts chock full of information and brilliant commentary.

I want to make sure to say thank you. Where times don't allow for the proper hitting of the tip jar, I wanted to make sure you were aware just how appreciative we are to have you here and doing what you do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

181 176 One day I mentioned some disapproval of Bill Clinton, I think about NAFTA, and she chided me with some dishwater dull bien pensant bull crap. I replied that "well, my old man says yadda yadda," and she said "I can't believe he's a Republican, I thought he was so smart. He's a scientist!"

Lo these many years later, I still resent and condescend toward that stupid hag as much as I did that day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

=====

I had a professor in my MBA program, she taught business ethics, who was so bad that I sent a take home test to FIRE to see what they'd say.

They wrote back to me saying, "While this test is hilariously biased, it's not actionable. Good luck."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 08:55 AM (GBKbO)

182 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express? They're 6.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (R86kT)
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You weren't around when I was demanding money from relatives to send to the starving children in Biafra.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (9ipOP)

183 It's raining. Can I just go back to bed?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

A journey of a hundred miles begins with the first step.

Posted by: Motivational Poster at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (Dv3i1)

184 Can't wait for Trump's UN speech today.. I bet it's gonna be lit...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (VE6XX)

185
Most 1970s movies are shit shows. Grainy, washed-out cinematography, muddy soundtracks, nihilistic worldviews. . .well, you get the idea.


They still marveled at the automobile, taking long ponderous footage of the protagonist getting into and out of the car, complete with full sequence of starting the car and driving off.

Today's movies, the car is seen mostly in the midst of drifting at high speed through an intersection.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (a4flb)

186 mmm smell the aroma of fresh coffee
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:47 AM (S0zRh)

I don't make coffee. I only drink coffee at restaurants for breakfast. And now the power cord on my tablet is fucked up. Dammit. It's soooo very Monday here. Yes I know today is Tuesday, but I seem to have a bad case of the Mondays.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (2J/Lj)

187 I want to thank whichever House of David person in charge of the Weather Machine this week, because it has been just delightful here the last number of days here in coastal NC.

Posted by: Top Ten Days! at September 23, 2025 08:57 AM (oftw2)

188 Kamala comes out of hiding to promote her book and says that Donald Trump is a "communist dictator."

Ten of thousands of college age women have suddenly become MAGA.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

189 As 1776 Project PAC founder Ryan James Girdusky recently observed, however, the Prosecution Project’s “data” appears highly questionable (if not flat out inaccurate), as it “ties in people with no political affiliations to conservatives or political motives to make the case that right-wingers are responsible for an overwhelming number of politically motivated crimes.”

“You know what wasn’t counted as politically motivated violence… almost any of the arson, rapes, and murders from BLM and Antifa activists during the 2020 summer of love. Burning the police station in Minneapolis, the rape and assaults in the CHAZ zone, or the six deaths associated with the trans cult, the Zizians,” Girdusky wrote. “Left-wing violence isn’t violence, while anyone can be considered rightwing violence, even if it isn’t right-wing or particularly violent.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

190 Apparently, the new TikTok trend is pregnant liberal women taking large doses of Tylenol to spite Trump.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2025 08:30 AM (vKEG1)

Overdosing on tylenol isn't good for the "mother" to be either... Libs ? Let them do it...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 08:51 AM (VE6XX)



This is awesome. When the left comes out and says that their rhetoric doesn't cause their base to commit violent acts, including assassination, point to this moment to show just how batshit crazy they are and how their rhetoric has developed an actual medical phenomenon called "Trump Derangement Syndrome" where the sufferer will actually poison themselves and their unborn child, should they actually carry it to term, to "spite" him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Most 1970s movies are shit shows. Grainy, washed-out cinematography, muddy soundtracks, nihilistic worldviews. . .well, you get the idea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (ufSfZ)

Hey! Our movie is great!!

Posted by: The Hanson Brothers at September 23, 2025 08:58 AM (5xuJ/)

192 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

Rubio educates CBS.

https://tinyurl.com/mpu3y727

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

193 I simply text my doctor what i need for medication and he calls it in to the pharmacy for me. Including Ivermectin.
Easy peasy, Idaho livin.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (ekM0A)

194 Most 1970s movies are shit shows. Grainy, washed-out cinematography, muddy soundtracks, nihilistic worldviews. . .well, you get the idea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 08:52 AM (ufSfZ)
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A perfect distillation of what life was like in NYC in the early 70s. Grainy, muddy, nihilistic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (9ipOP)

195 192 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

Rubio educates CBS.

https://tinyurl.com/mpu3y727
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

=====

Anything less than "Fuck that and fuck you to death with a rabid bear," is cuckery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (GBKbO)

196 You weren't around when I was demanding money from relatives to send to the starving children in Biafra.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I had to relieve the people of Bangladesh.

Posted by: Dark Horse at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (oftw2)

197 156 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express? They're 6.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (R86kT)


Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/8rgTgyCKnZI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM (PiwSw)

198 Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 23, 2025 08:56 AM (2J/Lj)

Your body and mind are stuck on Monday.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2025 09:01 AM (Oy/m2)

199 President Donald Trump isn’t a doctor. But he played one on TV Monday, offering copious amounts of unproven medical advice that he suggested -- often without providing evidence -- might help reduce autism rates.

These people are willing to destroy anyone to oppose OMB.

I've seen comments on YT about how Republicans want to take away seniors drug coverage despite the fact that part D was passed by a Republican Congress and signed by a Republican President. They say that H1Bs affecting American workers is just propaganda.

These people are literally incapable of holding any thought in their head other than OMB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

200 Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay
This trans, non-binary man keeps a go-bag ready in case the government begins snatching people off the streets.
They/he is prepared to flee in the cover of the night like a ghost in the wind, heading to the safe bosom of Saint-Tropez.

-
It'll be like the underground railway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:01 AM (L/fGl)

201 TelegraphUK: Putin prepares to tax Russia’s rich as war chest runs dry

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

202 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

I am happy to say that I went to school so long ago that I either cannot recall my teachers ever sharing their political opinions except slightly when I got to college, or they didn't .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 09:02 AM (IYIYn)

203 Lemons aren't bitter, they're sour.

Posted by: Ango Stura at September 23, 2025 09:03 AM (60Xki)

204 DailyMailUK: Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she had to do to get him "papers" to keep him in U.S.', reveals Somali community leader

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

205 The left is about 20% autistic and 30% retard as it is. Trump is pumping those numbers up.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2025 09:04 AM (XOmY9)

206 Greg Price @greg_price11

This is a graphic currently going viral on the Instagram stories of liberals

https://tinyurl.com/jy8zffcu


Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:44 AM

Not surprising to see that the left would now be in favor of more autistic children. Considering they support the sexualization, genital mutilation, castration and "gender affirmation" of children.

The left is in favor of anything and everything that goes against the norm. And against anything and everything that President Trump supports.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 09:04 AM (P5BPp)

207 CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

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Poor li'l shade tree pharmacists trying to make it in an uncaring world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:04 AM (L/fGl)

208 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

FOX 32 Chicago, 'Secret Service dismantles telecom threat capable of crippling NYC cell service,' Published September 23, 2025 (AP)

The Brief
The U.S. Secret Service has dismantled a massive hidden telecom network in New York.
According to investigators, over 300 servers and 100,000+ SIM cards could have jammed 911 calls and shut down cell service.
Officials haven’t found a direct plot or named suspects, but they say forensic analysis is ongoing.

In part, NEW YORK (AP) - Just as nearly 150 world leaders converged on New York City for the U.N. General Assembly, the U.S. Secret Service uncovered and dismantled a vast and dangerous hidden telecom system operating across the region.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 23, 2025 09:04 AM (NFX2v)

209 Secret Service foils massive plot to disrupt NYC cell network and threaten UN General Assembly

https://tinyurl.com/mvxnv333

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

210 >(the gaudier the patter the cheaper the thug - jjs)
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excellent
bring back calling things 'gaudy'

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (AOsQT)

211 And a blessed New Year to you J.J., and hearty thanks for all you do.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (c8xcb)

212 CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

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so, CBS is on drugs ?

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

213 This trans, non-binary man keeps a go-bag ready in case the government begins snatching people off the streets.
They/he is prepared to flee in the cover of the night like a ghost in the wind, heading to the safe bosom of Saint-Tropez.


How does that airport scene work out when TSA, and every other three letter keep active BOLOs going?

Or is Hollywood Travel Magic going to be the concierge to "freedom" ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 23, 2025 09:06 AM (a4flb)

214 Ohio landscaper shot dead in argument over grass cuttings, say cops

What started as a routine landscaping job in Dayton, Ohio, ended in tragedy when a 22-year-old worker was gunned down in broad daylight – all because of grass cuttings, police say.

Tanner Staggs had been trimming a client’s yard with his crew on September 18 when the neighbor, Travis Jackson, confronted him about grass and mud on his vehicle, according to court documents obtained by WDTN.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2025 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)

215 204 DailyMailUK: Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she had to do to get him "papers" to keep him in U.S.', reveals Somali community leader
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

Her name is Sur or Hirsi

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

216 212 CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

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so, CBS is on drugs ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

=====

Hey, DOJ, I think CBS is signaling that they are on the payroll of Tren de Aragua, a declared and state-sponsored terrorist organization.

Ream them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (GBKbO)

217 On a personal note, yesterday was a tough day. We were able to finish the final project in my dad's shop, all while getting the last bit for stuff out of the house and the shop, including the massive air compressor (ending in a sort of 'hold my beer' act to get it done), which is actually in my garage. Where we will return to the house one more time, I'd be remiss if I didn't say it was still emotional.

We were informed step-mother's son and son-in-law will be here Wednesday to start packing her things for the trip to New Mexico on Sunday, so we wanted to make sure we had everything in place where it was just her family items remaining for them to go through and take. I'm sure they will leave lots of family history to be trashed, which is just incredibly sad.

The two gentlemen that sacrificed time, energy and body to assist us, we are eternally in their debt as we couldn't have got it done without them. We are blessed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

218 199 President Donald Trump isn’t a doctor. But he played one on TV Monday, offering copious amounts of unproven medical advice that he suggested -- often without providing evidence -- might help reduce autism rates.

Medical advice ? Don't take Tylenol if you are Pregnant because studies show it may cause Autism ? And "doctor" Trump was standing with two highly qualified Doctors.. He didn't write the report.. He released the findings.... Furthermore this was backed by years of research backed by a extensive study by Harvard.. No one says you have to listen....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (VE6XX)

219 CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

- Google AI Overview
The user's query is based on a false premise. There is no evidence that CBS told Secretary of State Marco Rubio that the U.S. should go easy on drug traffickers, and no reports mention "drag traffickers" trying to "invade the U.S."
. Secretary Rubio has, in fact, taken a strong stance against drug cartels.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

220 204 DailyMailUK: Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she had to do to get him "papers" to keep him in U.S.', reveals Somali community leader
Posted by: SMOD

Everybody knows this, no one is doing anything about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2025 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)

221 Hey Kamala, how my dick tate?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 23, 2025 09:08 AM (qwx/I)

222
so, CBS is on drugs ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (RHGPo)



CBS is a libtard shit network that will do and say anything in an effort to make Trump and Republicans, lets face it, become targets by deranged left wing lunatics for assassination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

223 “Ketivah v’chatima tovah”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

224 so, CBS is on drugs ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:05 AM (R

For a long time now.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2025 09:09 AM (Oy/m2)

225 I read that Ted Cruz Mom danced in Jack Ruby's night club.

Posted by: Two Drink Minimum at September 23, 2025 09:09 AM (oftw2)

226 Now that leftists have decided to overdose on Tylenol, expect to see a surge in liver demand.

I have two livers, right?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 23, 2025 09:09 AM (qwx/I)

227 Not surprising to see that the left would now be in favor of more autistic children. Considering they support the sexualization, genital mutilation, castration and "gender affirmation" of children.

The left is in favor of anything and everything that goes against the norm. And against anything and everything that President Trump supports.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 09:04 AM (P5BPp)
*******
They're sick. They have a form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
I can see the Left purposely taking Tylenol while pregnant and giving their kids Tylenol so that they can say they have an autistic child like they did with the trans kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

228 160 Yeah, I don't get it. He's not a shit show like Paul or Graham nor is he a suck up like Tim Scott. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 08:50 AM (S0zRh)

The issue is that the Right needs a "King Based Punch-You-In-The-Face" who can strongarm all the mewling quims in the GOPe into buttf***ing the Dems with hand grenades.

(Not a literal King, just a designation of how Based he should be.)

Posted by: XTC at September 23, 2025 09:10 AM (6Uni8)

229 Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay
This trans, non-binary man keeps a go-bag ready in case the government begins snatching people off the streets.
They/he is prepared to flee in the cover of the night like a ghost in the wind, heading to the safe bosom of Saint-Tropez.



Fully showing his mental state being severely compromised and in need of serious mental healthcare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

230 YD, you were in the fifth grade during the Clinton administration?

Don't you even think of LOOKING at my lawn.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

231 Day ending in Y.

New York Daily News@NYDailyNews
Man stabbed, wounded on moving subway train in Queens

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (L/fGl)

232 They're sick. They have a form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
I can see the Left purposely taking Tylenol while pregnant and giving their kids Tylenol so that they can say they have an autistic child like they did with the trans kids.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

"We've finally found the cause of polio."

"Awesome! I'll take two!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (06Hmj)

233 They're sick. They have a form of Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
I can see the Left purposely taking Tylenol while pregnant and giving their kids Tylenol so that they can say they have an autistic child like they did with the trans kids.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:10 AM (NpAcC)


And the Democrats will campaign on how the Republicans are going to take away benefits for autistic children.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

234 Happy 9th Anniversary, JJ!

Thanks for all you do. Hope you are doing good health wise.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (Oy/m2)

235 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express? They're 6.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM

You have to keep in mind that if a kid repeated the line from the movie Kindergarten Cop that "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" in class today, that would be considered a "conservative political opinion".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (P5BPp)

236 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

That sounds exhausting, both physically, mentally and emotionally. I am glad that you had some help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (ZeH0U)

237 Furthermore this was backed by years of research backed by a extensive study by Harvard.. No one says you have to listen....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (VE6XX)

Here is one research:
1. Identified about 100 Autistic Children around 9 YOs.
2. Requested placental blood sample from birth hosp.
3. Looked for Acetaminophen or metabolites.
4. Found same around 70% of the time.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (gbOdA)

238 >>>Secret Service foils massive plot to disrupt NYC cell network and threaten UN General Assembly

Two days ago, General Flynn shared a report on terror cells targeting major U.S. cities soon.

Possibly related?


Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (Y1sOo)

239 The EPA director who banned DDT was William D. Ruckelshaus, who announced the ban on June 14, 1972, effective December 31, 1972. This decision was prompted by concerns over DDT's adverse effects on human health and the environment, particularly after the publication of Rachel Carson's book, Silent Spring.

Neither Ruckelshaus or Carson were doctors

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

240 Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:11 AM (77rzZ

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (ZeH0U)

241 They gleefully pay a man to shove an immersion blender all up in there and then shop-vac everything out.

A little tylenol tism ain't even a blip on their radar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:13 AM (06Hmj)

242
Neither Ruckelshaus or Carson were doctors
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (RHG

And they caused the deaths of millions of people...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 09:13 AM (VE6XX)

243 Paul A. Szypula @Bubblebathgirl

CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.

Rubio educates CBS.

https://tinyurl.com/mpu3y727


Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 08:59 AM

There are drag traffickers?

Does this mean the traffickers are drag queens or that drag queens are being trafficked into the country for drag queen story hours?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 09:15 AM (P5BPp)

244 @AnnaRMatson: "What are pregnant women going to do without Tylenol!?" The same thing they have done for thousands of years. Get through it for the sake of their child.

Why are these people obsessed with living like we’re in the past?

They've never known true hardship and have to pretend. None of this will happen anyway. pharmaceutical companies will gift the King with cash and stock.

i miss when hating women was just calling them sluts and not like, supporting policies to harm them

Typical Rightwinger: I’ll do anything for my child, except vaccinate them, protect them from in-group sexual abuse, or teach them critical thinking, because my child is just a placeholder for my group identity, and I’m terrified of being socially ostracized from my cult.

You will not take the painkillers, you will live in the pod, you will eat the bug, you will own nothing and be happy

Tylenol went OTC in the early 60s. Why did it magically start making kids autistic in like the 1980s?

Most of these people also believe that seed oils and sugar are evil and what made us fat; also based on correlation (and which is not true).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2025 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

245 Ben Carson once successfully separated conjoined twins.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:15 AM (77rzZ)

246 Neither Ruckelshaus or Carson were doctors
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (RHG

And they caused the deaths of millions of people...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 09:13 AM (VE6XX)

Mostly brown povvos from the small latitudes, but who cares, right? A buck's a buck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:15 AM (06Hmj)

247 217
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

Sponge, sorry you are going through this difficult time. Keeping you and your family in my prayers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (N39Ws)

248 Marco Rubio is trying to impress me. He is succeeding. An excellent choice by Trump.

Trump picking people who want to get to the Oval office and who also are pissed off at demoncrat shenanigans AND who also understand the people who put Trump in office was fucking brilliant. Kennedy, Rubio, Noem, Gabbard, and Vance are kicking ass and taking names. They want to be the next president and are making damned sure everyone knows their names! We are seeing the bench form up for the next presidential primary right there in Trump's cabinet. This is gonna be epic!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (2J/Lj)

249
That sounds exhausting, both physically, mentally and emotionally. I am glad that you had some help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (ZeH0U)



It absolutely was. It will be a tremendous relief when this chapter is completely closed.

Now, figuring out what to do with all the stuff we've again accumulated from the passing of a relative.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

250 The cache, made up of more than 300 SIM servers packed with over 100,000 SIM cards and clustered within 35 miles of the United Nations, represents one of the most sweeping communications threats uncovered on U.S. soil. Investigators warn the system could have blacked out cellular service in a city that relies on it not only for daily life but for emergency response and counterterrorism.

Like Alejandro I would grab a 5 gallon water bottle and find out who funded this in about 5 minutes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (gbOdA)

251
Sponge, sorry you are going through this difficult time. Keeping you and your family in my prayers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (N39Ws)



Thank you. Right back atcha!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

252 I am happy to say that I went to school so long ago that I either cannot recall my teachers ever sharing their political opinions except slightly when I got to college, or they didn't .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2025 09:02 AM (IYIYn)

Yeah, that was back when the propaganda power in education and media was about what they refused to say, rather than what they did say.

It was a much better, more effective approach to brainwashing that became less and less possible as technology and culture marched on. That necessitated the more and more blunt and brutal approach to youth indoctrination we see today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (BI5O2)

253 >> Secret Service dismantles 'telecommunications threat' near UN General Assembly in New York

https://tinyurl.com/8yyxf7zb

Let this sink in. A hostile foreign actor invaded the US with their intelligence service operatives and set up a massive network designed for direct, subversive use against the United States. It’s an act of war, and enabled by Biden’s open border which allowed countless hostile foreign intelligence operatives to penetrate our country with impunity. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

It’s also the most underreported story of the day.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (QUttH)

254 John Pavlovitz@johnpavlovitz
The White Conservative Church in America has slowly eradicated the compassionate, peacemaking, power-opposing, hypocrisy-confronting Jesus from its movement.
This is why it shouldn’t surprise us that we’re seeing this Jesus-less Church of White American Exceptionalism falling all over itself to anoint as sacred, a man whose words and platform have been completely bereft of the teachings of Jesus, and worse, that flew stridently, condescendingly in the face of them.
They are putting their kids in ‘I am Charlie Kirk’ t-shirts and waging phony culture wars, because it’s much easier to do that than to actually read the Sermon on the Mount with them and admit that the love, empathy, generosity, and hospitality of Jesus (things Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump fully reject) is the difficult path their faith tradition actually calls them to.

-
The real Jesus worships Karl Marx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (L/fGl)

255 Other painkillers exist you absolute cretins. How do you even live like this? I mean, how do you actually make it through the day being so maliciously and self-harmingly stupid?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (06Hmj)

256 - the PSA is no longer considered an entirely reliable test.
- biopsies are not without risks of their own.

It's a balancing act.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

You left out the benefits of a good biopsy. Some back-door action from a rich stranger, and your insurance pays for it!!!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 23, 2025 09:18 AM (JCZqz)

257 *tap tap tap*

Is this thing working? Airport wifi!

Bonjour people of the gray boxes, and happy new year to the people of the weather machine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2025 09:18 AM (C11Vt)

258 I saw clips of Charlie Kirk on the "Whatever" podcast. For those of you not familiar with it, the hosts have various Only Fans girls on there justifying their existence and getting torn apart mercilessly.

Charlie was debating with one of them who bragged about the serotonin hit she got from her adult movie gigs and then going home to her loving boyfriend. He never said anything harsh but pointed out that serotonin was addictive and she would need bigger hits until she crashed out and he prayed that she would never get that far.

There were a couple of moments you could see the Sweet Light of Reason almost make it through to her.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 09:18 AM (jjoN6)

259 It seems like every position the left takes with regards to human health and welfare is detrimental to human health and welfare. They push it on everyone, but do they themselves abide?

Apparently they do. If the left wants to poison themselves and their kids I'm not necessarily in favor of stopping them.

Freebase all the Tylenol you can muster there lefties.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 09:18 AM (Q4IgG)

260 They know who set up the network. They know the country. They’re holding that information back.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2025 09:19 AM (QUttH)

261 Freebase all the Tylenol you can muster there lefties.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 09:18 AM (Q4IgG)

Sell them the masks they put on their fetuses before they're aborted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:20 AM (06Hmj)

262 260 They know who set up the network. They know the country. They’re holding that information back.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2025 09:19 AM (QUttH)

=====

*nods sagaciously*
-Liechtenstein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 09:20 AM (GBKbO)

263 I actually had debates with my teachers in middle school and high school. The teachers I debated were actually conservative, and I was a mushy-headed teenage liberal.

The rest of the class loved those debates, because no work.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

264 209 Secret Service foils massive plot to disrupt NYC cell network and threaten UN General Assembly

https://tinyurl.com/mvxnv333
Posted by: redridinghood
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Sounds like an evil plan against the General Assembly.
Who would have the money to do that?
What nation would benefit from doing that? hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 09:21 AM (S0zRh)

265 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express?

-
They're sick of this "bedtime" tyranny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:21 AM (L/fGl)

266 A hostile foreign actor invaded the US with their intelligence service operatives and set up a massive network designed for direct, subversive use against the United States. It’s an act of war
=========================
Why is it an act of war? Sounds more like a massive intel effort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (C11Vt)

267 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (L/fGl)

That was so heinous I have no response

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (VE6XX)

268 What nation would benefit from doing that? hmmm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 09:21 AM (S0zRh)

Well.... us, if the dipshits in DC had any sense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (06Hmj)

269 how do you actually make it through the day being so maliciously and self-harmingly stupid?

To these "people" government is the source of all blessings. Taking something away is done because we want them to die.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (jjoN6)

270 They still marveled at the automobile, taking long ponderous footage of the protagonist getting into and out of the car, complete with full sequence of starting the car and driving off.

What I loved in so many movies of the 1950s (Tarantula! is the specific one I am thinking of) is when a car pulls up to a house or office or something, the camera is focused on the driver's side and the driver. . .slides across to exit out the passenger door!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (ufSfZ)

271 Apparently the air in the Senate causes an inability to read the room anywhere else.

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2025 09:22 AM (FhXTo)

272 How do you even live like this? I mean, how do you actually make it through the day being so maliciously and self-harmingly stupid?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (06Hmj)

Dad?

Posted by: Just a guy and his dog at September 23, 2025 09:23 AM (5JBBX)

273 President Donald Trump isn’t a doctor. But he played one on TV Monday, offering copious amounts of unproven medical advice that he suggested -- often without providing evidence --



Dear liberals,
Oxygen is good for you...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2025 09:23 AM (bOhjL)

274 Tom Homan said that, yes he was given $50000 which he took as a retainer, something he has done dozens of times before but never provided any services. A quid without a pro quo.
No money was "taken" from the retainer escrow account.

If the FBI wants to give me $50000 to do nothing, come on over. Bring extra.


Retainer money is handled by placing the funds into a trust or escrow account. These funds are typically used to cover the fees as they are earned. The retainer serves as a down payment against which future services and costs are billed, ensuring that funds are immediately available for the work to commence.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

275 The TV station shithead is going to learn that federal charges aren't quite as much of a "laugh it off" things as California state charges.

Legal morons: is there any way the feds can do a change of venue (or whatever) to get his case moved out of Ninth District turf?

I would dearly love to see this shithead go up against (e.g.) a Texas jury and a Texas appeals court.


Posted by: Barnacle Bill at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (qpyNK)

276 Tylenol went OTC in the early 60s. Why did it magically start making kids autistic in like the 1980s?

If I had to guess... and it's only a guess... it would correspond with people taking Tylenol rather than aspirin as harmful health effects of aspirin were played up.

You will not take the painkillers, you will live in the pod, you will eat the bug, you will own nothing and be happy

Wow. Are they really unaware that it's their side pushing the pods, the bugs, and the owning nothing?

I’ll do anything for my child, except vaccinate them, protect them from in-group sexual abuse

They didn't say don't vaccinate. They said don't vaccinate as rapidly and, maybe, don't vaccinate for sexually transmitted diseases. And it ain't our side that embraces every sexual deviancy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

277 156 Why do 6-year-olds have any political opinions to express? They're 6.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2025 08:49 AM (R86kT)


It's "political" to believe what you see with your own eyes and to have a healthy level of common sense.

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (FMtrg)

278 > Secret Service foils massive plot to disrupt NYC cell network and threaten UN General Assembly
--------
I'm conflicted. Was the plot to disrupt the UN? Or disrupt emergency responders so a plot against the UN could be carried out?

Again... I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (Q4IgG)

279 Hot on the heels of Sunday's Wife Appreciation Day, today is World Appreciation Day.

Go forth and Appreciate! Tell 'em Duncanthrax sent you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (0sNs1)

280 (Tarantula! is the specific one I am thinking of)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Sounds like somebody watched Svengoolie last Saturday night.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

281 The only politics I remember from elementary school was learning patriotic songs. My third grade teacher, Miss Eunice Hashagen went to work at PS 160 in 1923, age 20. She remained there until 1973. She never held another job. She was born in '03, died in '88. She was a great teacher and I looked her up on the NYC Dept. of Education website and I could see what salary she was hired at (about 2K a year) and every incremental raise she got every year. Found her address, and on Google Maps could see her home. Amazing, I thought.

Posted by: I Can Read Gud! at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (oftw2)

282 I realized recently that most of these mouthbreathers don't actually know what the word "evidence" means.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (06Hmj)

283 282 I realized recently that most of these mouthbreathers don't actually know what the word "evidence" means.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (06Hmj)

======

If John Oliver mentions it, there's evidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (GBKbO)

284 John Pavlovitz@johnpavlovitz
The White Conservative Church in America has slowly eradicated the compassionate, peacemaking, power-opposing, hypocrisy-confronting Jesus from its movement.
This is why it shouldn’t surprise us that we’re seeing this Jesus-less Church of White American Exceptionalism falling all over itself to anoint as sacred, a man whose words and platform have been completely bereft of the teachings of Jesus, and worse, that flew stridently, condescendingly in the face of them.
They are putting their kids in ‘I am Charlie Kirk’ t-shirts and waging phony culture wars, because it’s much easier to do that than to actually read the Sermon on the Mount with them and admit that the love, empathy, generosity, and hospitality of Jesus (things Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump fully reject) is the difficult path their faith tradition actually calls them to.

-
The real Jesus worships Karl Marx.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (L/fGl)

Oof. That's some weapons grade Satanism, right there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

285 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
JB Pritzker is telling Democrats that Trump is sending troops into cities to “take control of ballot boxes.”

This slob is trying to incite attacks against our service members.

https://tinyurl.com/yvb3dr6p

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

286 slides across to exit out the passenger door!

Personal limitations now make it more convenient to get out and walk around the car rather than reach into the passenger footwell to retrieve lunch while still behind the wheel.

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2025 09:26 AM (FhXTo)

287 Literally dozens of people celebrate Kimmel's return!

https://is.gd/CvW1fP

Well, a dozen anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (L/fGl)

288 You will not take the painkillers, you will live in the pod, you will eat the bug, you will own nothing and be happy

Wow. Are they really unaware that it's their side pushing the pods, the bugs, and the owning nothing?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

Yet another data point for the theory that they don't actually know what words do, they just repeat the letters and sounds they think they're supposed to in order to maximize some poorly defined Confidence Index in their heads. Exactly like an LLM.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (06Hmj)

289 It really is incredible that, in less than a week, the left decided that the proper response to the murder of a civil rights leader is to engage in increasing acts of hatred toward him and his supporters.

By next week, the left is going to be burning Kirk effigies.

It's crazy how utterly demonic they are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (qHqHk)

290 President Donald Trump isn’t a doctor.

I remember, back during covid, when Trump told people to inject bleach directly into their veins. Stupid MAGA. -- leftists

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

291 285 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
JB Pritzker is telling Democrats that Trump is sending troops into cities to “take control of ballot boxes.”

This slob is trying to incite attacks against our service members.

https://tinyurl.com/yvb3dr6p
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

======

I think this is just straight up panicky honesty.

Dem enclaves (which include Memphis in TN) are political machine battlegrounds that have been run into the ground by Democrats for decades while they merely consolidate power at the same time. That's not done because they're winning elections honestly.

Democrats are genuinely afraid that their ability to manipulate the ballot box in their city enclaves is eroding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (GBKbO)

292 Trump will speak at the UN.
Maybe they wanted to stifle his SS so they could get to him.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at September 23, 2025 09:28 AM (ekM0A)

293 >>>We are seeing the bench form up for the next presidential primary right there in Trump's cabinet. This is gonna be epic!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
----

You, you forgot Bondi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (S0zRh)

294 Welcome to The Machine.

the U.S. Secret Service uncovered and dismantled a vast and dangerous hidden telecom system

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (FhXTo)

295 254 John Pavlovitz@johnpavlovitz
The White Conservative Church in America has slowly eradicated the compassionate, peacemaking, power-opposing, hypocrisy-confronting Jesus from its movement.
This is why it shouldn’t surprise us that we’re seeing this Jesus-less Church of White American Exceptionalism falling all over itself to anoint as sacred, a man whose words and platform have been completely bereft of the teachings of Jesus, and worse, that flew stridently, condescendingly in the face of them.
They are putting their kids in ‘I am Charlie Kirk’ t-shirts and waging phony culture wars, because it’s much easier to do that than to actually read the Sermon on the Mount with them and admit that the love, empathy, generosity, and hospitality of Jesus (things Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump fully reject) is the difficult path their faith tradition actually calls them to.

-
The real Jesus worships Karl Marx.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2025 09:17 AM (L/fGl)


This is just a coincidence, I'm sure, but Stan is known both as "the father of lies" and "the accuser."

Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (FMtrg)

296 today is World Appreciation Day

I may be out of touch but I'm gonna say it... I appreciate the world. It's been there for me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (ExV1e)

297 Democrats are genuinely afraid that their ability to manipulate the ballot box in their city enclaves is eroding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (GBKbO)

Lemma: They always accuse others of having done that which they have done themselves.

Corollary: They always threaten that others would do exactly what they would do given the opportunity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (06Hmj)

298 I'm not quite hard-hearted enough to wish harm on unborn babies, even if the parents are communists.

If you see one of these idiots laughing off the Tylenol thing, show them this:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3w8znn

Note that Donald Trump is not one of the coauthors, and that the University of Cambridge is not typically considered "MAGA".

Is this conclusive proof? No.

If I were a pregnant woman would I take Tylenol after reading this? Also no.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill at September 23, 2025 09:30 AM (qpyNK)

299 it’s much easier to do that than to actually read the Sermon on the Mount with them and admit that the love, empathy, generosity, and hospitality of Jesus (things Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump fully reject) is the difficult path their faith tradition actually calls them to.

Jesus also said that he comes not in peace, but with a sword.

He drove the merchants out of the Temple.

My Jesus forgives sin, but wants you to repent and sin no more.

Your "Buddy Jesus" is "Hey, brah! I'm OK, you're OK!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 09:30 AM (ufSfZ)

300
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Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

301 CBS tells Secretary of State Rubio the US should go easy on drag traffickers trying to invade the US.
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Rubio claims there are far fewer drug boats trying to make it to America, now that the possible outcome is death on the high seas.

Even if interdiction was effective, and it isn't, I like that we dispense with trials, appeals, imprisonment, more appeals, and then endless parole hearings or, worse, release into the US. Just bomb the POS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2025 09:30 AM (C11Vt)

302 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2025 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

303 Yet another data point for the theory that they don't actually know what words do, they just repeat the letters and sounds they think they're supposed to in order to maximize some poorly defined Confidence Index in their heads. Exactly like an LLM.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2025 09:27 AM (06Hmj)

South American idiom:

The parrot says what he knows but doesn’t know what he says.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 23, 2025 09:31 AM (EYmYM)

304 Seafaring sock off, mateys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2025 09:31 AM (qpyNK)

305 296 today is World Appreciation Day

I still wouldn't want to paint it.

Posted by: Steven Wright at September 23, 2025 09:31 AM (PiwSw)

306 JB Pritzker is telling Democrats that Trump is sending troops into cities to “take control of ballot boxes.”

This slob is trying to incite attacks against our service members.

https://tinyurl.com/yvb3dr6p
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2025 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

Perhaps, but they are afraid outside law enforcement might expose the corruption in their cities, including their vote fraud.

The cooperation between police departments, police unions and City Halls keeps every one of their skeletons in an even roomier closet than Jonah Goldberg's.

If outside cops come in, they might peek in that closet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2025 09:32 AM (BI5O2)

307 This is just a coincidence, I'm sure, but Stan is known both as "the father of lies" and "the accuser."
Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2025 09:29 AM (FMtrg)
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That Stan is a bad guy!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2025 09:32 AM (C11Vt)

308 Prescribing the Big Pharma-recommended drugs, vaccines, and life-long treatment programs that Americans won't!
Posted by: 1 in 12 American Boys at September 23, 2025 08:19 AM (iFEms

So why don't we take some of the cash wasted on foreign aid and spend it on making American doctors and nurses instead of importing them from Pakistan and Africa? Most of the Hindu doctors are Westernized. My SIL was a nurse for many years, before she retired the hospital system stopped supporting AMerican workers going to nursing school and brought in African nurses who were against "white supremacy". The stench of Obama

Posted by: night lifted at September 23, 2025 09:32 AM (/YboP)

309 I saw Darwinian failures open for Sex Pistols in 86'

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 23, 2025 09:32 AM (VPPG8)

310 --------
I'm conflicted. Was the plot to disrupt the UN? Or disrupt emergency responders so a plot against the UN could be carried out?

Again... I'm conflicted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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You have to go to Iran or Qatar for specifics.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2025 09:33 AM (S0zRh)

311 Gold continues its relentless climb.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2025 09:34 AM (MMp6W)

312 Sounds like somebody watched Svengoolie last Saturday night.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)


Gwengoolie. . .yum, yum.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2025 09:34 AM (ufSfZ)

313 Other painkillers exist you absolute cretins. How do you even live like this? I mean, how do you actually make it through the day being so maliciously and self-harmingly stupid?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Madamemayhem here and I would like to take a minute to share with you the secret pain reliever that works every time. This miracle drug is safe, effective at reducing pain and inflammation, and it can be used for so many other medical issues. Aspirin. Yes, that's right! The humble aspirin can help ease pain, reduce inflammation, and even reduce your risk of heart attack! Taking just one aspirin when the first symptoms of heart attack or stroke appear has been clinically proven to improve your medical outcome! An aspirin a day keeps the blood clots at bay!
Ask your doctor about aspirin today!
Or don't. Just take it whenever you need it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 23, 2025 09:34 AM (2J/Lj)

314 “They don’t want non-liberal voices. That is Putin stuff!”

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2025 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

315 Gold continues its relentless climb.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2025 09:34 AM (MMp6W)
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China continues buying at a heavy pace

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2025 09:40 AM (B+gJG)

316 LMAO "Trumps not a doctor" but these assholes play climatologist, doctor, astronomer, economist..... what a joke they all are.

They cry when St. Greta makes an announcement about the climate. CRY!!!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2025 09:41 AM (he/Cf)

317 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2025 10:24 AM (53oGX)

318 Gwar decapitated a paper mache Bush XLI to open a concert days after the electoral victory of Billy Bob Greatthings.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 10:34 AM (MrWte)

319 You have to keep in mind that if a kid repeated the line from the movie Kindergarten Cop that "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" in class today, that would be considered a "conservative political opinion".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2025 09:12 AM (P5BPp)

That kid would be arrested along with his parents if that line were uttered today.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2025 10:42 AM (MrWte)

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