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Bullet-Firing But Mostly Peaceful Protester Shouts "Free Palestine" and Murders One, Shoots Another In the Face

Note that this article omits to mention his cry of "Free Palestine!" as he murdered one and shot another victim in the face.

"We may never know the motive," they promised.


A man was charged with second-degree murder after a shooting Saturday night at a country club in Nashua in which one person was killed and several other people were injured, some while trying to flee the chaotic scene.


The Attorney General's Office said Hunter Nadeau, 23, of Nashua, allegedly shot and killed Robert DeCesare, 59, in an attack at the Sky Meadow Country Club in Nashua.


An autopsy on DeCesare is scheduled for Monday.

Nadeau, meanwhile, is scheduled to be arraigned at 1 p.m. Monday. Formella said additional charges are likely.

Investigators said Nadeau shot and wounded two other people, including one who worked at the restaurant and one who was a patron. Meanwhile, at least four other people suffered other non-gunshot injuries as they tried to flee.

Nashua Fire Rescue said on Sunday that two people who were wounded were taken by vehicle to the Spit Brook Road fire station, where aid was given to one person with a gunshot wound to the face and one person with a hand laceration. Both were taken to Southern New Hampshire Medical Center and the gunshot victim was flown to a Boston hospital, fire authorities said.

Attorney General John Formella said the victim flown to a Boston hospital is in in critical condition, but the victim is said to be stable.

The NYPost reports what WMUR censors -- the gunman screamed "Free Palestine!" as he committed murder.

He also shouted "the children are safe" which could be a reference to the trans extremists' claim that we must protect the children... from people who don't want to lop off healthy body parts.

The armed maniac, wearing a mask, stormed into the wedding, flipped off the guests and shouted "the children are safe" and "Free Palestine," witnesses told local media.

"Getting together for a dance for the bride and groom and then all chaos went off," Tom Bartelson, the uncle of the groom, said. "We heard about six shots and everybody ducked for cover and next thing you know we're rushed into safe spots and things like that."


Officials said it's not clear whether the attack was targeted or random, and they have not determined a motive.

"And we never will," Nashua prosecutors added.

They say he might have been targeting someone specific.

Which suggests a bizarre possibility: That people are now going to commit personal-motivation murders but then shout left-wing political slogans on the not-implausible theory that left-wing jurors will jury-nullify and refuse to convict them because they see them as soldiers of the left.

And in another terrorist act in New Hampshire that we May Never Know the Motive For, a man crying about the "Israeli Deep State" plotted to detonate a bomb to kill the governor.

A 22-year-old has been arrested after he allegedly threatened to murder New Hampshire Governor Kelly Ayotte using homemade pipe bombs.

Independent reporter Breanna Morello posted on X: "Investigators say Tristan Anderson boasted about his plans to his roommate on Snapchat, displaying the materials he planned to use.

Anderson allegedly posted anti-Semitic messages about an "Israel Deep State" before targeting Catholic Governor Kelly Ayotte with threats.

His social media included violent posts, like threatening to "kill" New Hampshire committee members he believed misrepresented residents.

His roommate reported to police that Anderson owned guns and showed her fireworks, metal tubes, and bags of nuts and bolts, which he allegedly planned to use to make pipe bombs.

And of course two men, both named Nasir, set a bomb on a Fox News van last week.

A bomb on a local FOX 13 news van in Salt Lake City fizzled out instead of blowing up on Friday, and police have two suspects in custody. Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson is being held nearby.
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It was those sneaky Lutherans again. Just kidding. The suspects' names are Adeeb Nasir, age 58, and Adil Justice Ahmed Nasir, age 31.

The story slipped under the radar over the weekend, but investigators found that the bomb "had been lit but failed to function as designed," according to court documents revealed by CBS affiliate KUTV early Monday.

On Sunday, the FBI served a search warrant in Salt Lake's Magna neighborhood west of downtown, but only after evacuating neighboring homes. It's a good thing, too, since the search found explosives, explosive-related components, firearms, illegal narcotics, and drug paraphernalia.

The two Nasirs were arrested at the scene and could face charges related to weapons possession and threats of terrorism, according to local ABC News affiliate KTVX.

"There was no information about a possible motive," according to the Associated Press, and my eyes just rolled so hard into the back of my head that I can see my brain stem in startling detail.

No possible motive. Wait, I've got one: White Supremacy.

I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 Get this!

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 02:40 PM (wkXwO)

2 First

Posted by: CTHillary at September 22, 2025 02:40 PM (v/YwY)

3 A man was charged with second-degree murder after a shooting

I like to think that that is a softer, gentler murder.

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2025 02:40 PM (04KGT)

4 FDR recognized the nation of Shangri La.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2025 02:41 PM (63Dwl)

5 And this incident is getting memory holed as fast as we can type.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uWKK8)

6 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2025 02:43 PM (HTa/G)

7 Again. . . . . the wrong people are dying. . . . .

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards especially Berkeley Bedwetters at September 22, 2025 02:43 PM (HeR4S)

8 I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

April 15 was months ago, Ace. Might want to check your time machine and/or calendar.

Posted by: pookysgirl waves hi to the IRS at September 22, 2025 02:43 PM (Wt5PA)

9 The left will keep killing people until everyone agrees how non violent they are.

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2025 02:43 PM (YwEeS)

10 These are dangerous times!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 22, 2025 02:43 PM (xyt0z)

11 Jeez. A country club?

There seems to be a point these guys are making. Maybe we should take them at their word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2025 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

12 FDR recognized the nation of Shangri La.

The US Navy even named a carrier after it. Trolling in WW2.

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (YwEeS)

13 Seems to me that yelling left-wing slogans should become an aggravating circumstance for charges in incidents like these.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (a+4eV)

14 nothing bad, just laborious

After an entire summer of rolling in hobo entrails, I imagine his fur is quite a mess- and he needs it to survive the winter!

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (04KGT)

15 His roommate reported to police that Anderson owned guns and showed her fireworks, metal tubes, and bags of nuts and bolts, which he allegedly planned to use to make pipe bombs.

Why do these adult males all still have roommates? I mean, aside from the furry transitioning sex opportunities.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

16
Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?

You can save more
At the pipe bomb store

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

17 Tricky Amish!

Posted by: hurricane567 at September 22, 2025 02:46 PM (1V/nS)

18 Well, to be fair, his shouting and shooting seem on brand with this sort of idiot.

Too bad there wasn't an armed civilian... it is NH so....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Speaking of terrorism. Press Sec just announced Trump's Executive Order officially designating AntiFa a terrorist organization might be signed today.

http://tiny.cc/f1xs001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2025 02:46 PM (lIio7)

20 >>Bullet-Firing But Mostly Peaceful Protester Shouts "Free Palestine" and Murders One, Shoots Another In the Face

A text-book case of Right Wing Violence if we've ever saw one.

--
Leftist Academics Everywhere

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 02:47 PM (XV/Pl)

21 Why do these adult males all still have roommates? I mean, aside from the furry transitioning sex opportunities.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)


Low pay, dead-end jobs, high rents, benefits don't stretch or cover single men.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

22 NY Post has a pic of this guy (link below). It's ... umm ... weird. I think we may have another gay, trans, and/or furry on our hands.

But, there are reports that the killer previously worked at the club. That always complicates motives.

https://tinyurl.com/4xnn23hu

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

23 With Nashua being close the the Mass. border, one shouldn't be surprised that there wasn't someone "strapped" at the country club.

Though hitting the assailant with a chair was very brave and effective.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2025 02:48 PM (N39Ws)

24 The way you solve this is how you always solve this - a quick trial and quicker hanging. Look, at this point, I don't care what they say, or what their motivations might have been, I care that they DID it. They were seen doing it, they admitted doing it. There are photos of them doing it. Thye bragged about doing it.

Delete these people post haste. Thye don't get a multiyear trial, or a book deal, or soft-focus interviews. Next week empanel a jury, the following week is the trial, and the third week is the hanging. This should be wrapped within a month.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 22, 2025 02:49 PM (gDhA9)

25 This NH killer has my gaydar redlining and I don't even know what a gaydar is.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2025 02:49 PM (wBaIH)

26 > Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?

Well, some are made by terrorist orgs or militias in fairly organized little factories.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2025 02:49 PM (lIio7)

27 Thankfully, it seems some of the uninformed middle are waking up to who the left are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2025 02:49 PM (aPBRN)

28 Useful idiots willing to kill for Islam, even though they'd likely be killed under Shari'ah themselves.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

29 Speaking of terrorism. Press Sec just announced Trump's Executive Order officially designating AntiFa a terrorist organization might be signed today.

http://tiny.cc/f1xs001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2025 02:46 PM (lIio7)

I sincerely hope this is serious and not symbolic.

I want to see large numbers of Leftists - thousands of them - who have Antifa connections, from the street to the boardrooms, rounded up, clapped in irons, and hauled off to a prison camp with minimum 25 year sentences.

It's time to get real, Mr. President.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (BPFRy)

30 Ace has a girlfriend who requires hourly servicing.

We know where we fall on the “to-do” list.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (W2Pud)

31 Setting the flags in tough locations, and letting the greens get too firm to hold an approach shot, has resulted in hundreds of country club workers being shot.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (jxvL9)

32 Also - don't give a shit if they are "not of sound mind". They have shown themselves to be a menace to society.

Treat them like the rabid dogs they are.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 22, 2025 02:51 PM (gDhA9)

33 IT'S A MAD HOUSE! A MAD HOUSE!

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 02:51 PM (jc0TO)

34 Why do these adult males all still have roommates? I mean, aside from the furry transitioning sex opportunities.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
_____

Two reasons. One, it's economic and normal in areas with very high rents or property values. The average rent in Manhattan is $5,500. That's a lot of money even for high-income guys.

Two, a lot of people are social animals and don't want to live alone. Single guys might live with their male friends until they get married, which may not happen until well into their 30s or even 40s.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

35 Though hitting the assailant with a chair was very brave and effective.
===================
Would have been braver to hit him again, and again, and maybe for someone else to grab another chair to get some licks in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2025 02:53 PM (/8Qa/)

36 Why wasn't this murderer charged with first-degree murder?

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2025 02:53 PM (8WZD4)

37 34 Two reasons. One, it's economic and normal in areas with very high rents or property values. The average rent in Manhattan is $5,500. That's a lot of money even for high-income guys.

Two, a lot of people are social animals and don't want to live alone. Single guys might live with their male friends until they get married, which may not happen until well into their 30s or even 40s.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

Three, all the cheap housing has been provided to Illegals and Hindus living like 12 to an apartment.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

38 I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

We understand.

There's only so much time to make enough hobo jerky to last through the winter before the vast herds of hobos migrate south.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (iJfKG)

39 I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

======

Good luck to you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

40 “Thin blogging?” Does that mean multiple GAAINNZZZ posts?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (5GOry)

41 and showed her fireworks, metal tubes, and bags of nuts and bolts

"her"

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 02:55 PM (jc0TO)

42
Setting the flags in tough locations, and letting the greens get too firm to hold an approach shot, has resulted in hundreds of country club workers being shot.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (jxvL9)



So THAT'S how 4Chan punked Shia LaBeef!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2025 02:55 PM (y9nCu)

43 Antifa clearly fulfills the definition of a terrorist organization. The legal definition is: A terrorist organization is defined as a group consisting of two or more individuals that engages in activities aimed at causing harm or intimidation, often for political, ideological, or social purposes.

Note the word "activities". This includes riots, assassinations, attacking police, etc. Dressing all in black, taking over parts of cities, IS ideological intimidation. That is the whole point of it.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 22, 2025 02:55 PM (gDhA9)

44 Another murder for the ADL to add to their list of "Right Wing politically motivated violence."

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2025 02:56 PM (j6Ika)

45 I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

If they don't pay up by Friday, send Sefton.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM (XvL8K)

46 Interesting game plan.

Condition the general populace to fire a snap shot right into your chest the second you yell "Free Palestine" in public.

Not sure what the strategy is long term, but I guess we'll see how this plays out for them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM (VoAdT)

47 6 Do you know what pedantic means? A righteous pursuit of pointless word parsing bullshit, carried out by an appropriate agent. In this case by a miserable cant; namely, you.

Yes, I could have used Bricktop's c-word to be more authentic, but cant works for me.

Oh and fuck you and your fucking festive hats.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM (wBaIH)

48 We may never know the motive....

But we know the cause.
Systemic white supremacy.

They just lashing back at the systemic white* supremacy.
Every time.




* Cis male hetero christian white supremacy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 02:58 PM (/lPRQ)

49 Willowed from the last thread:


Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

50
The average rent in Manhattan is $5,500. That's a lot of money even for high-income guys.

Two, a lot of people are social animals and don't want to live alone. Single guys might live with their male friends until they get married, which may not happen until well into their 30s or even 40s.




Waaaaaah, I don't wanna live alone. Fuckin' homos.

I don't want to hear another word about how tough New Yawkers are.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

51 If they don't pay up by Friday, send Sefton.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM


I thought the Dildo was Ace's leg breaker.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (jc0TO)

52 Oh and fuck you and your fucking festive hats.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


That escalated quickly

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (a+4eV)

53 “Thin blogging?” Does that mean multiple GAAINNZZZ posts?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (5GOry)


Or maybe since he's specifically announcing Thin Blogging, the default status of AOSHQ is a Thicc Blog?

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (wkXwO)

54 46 Interesting game plan.

Condition the general populace to fire a snap shot right into your chest the second you yell "Free Palestine" in public.

Not sure what the strategy is long term, but I guess we'll see how this plays out for them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM (VoAdT)

It's the White Boy/White Chick version of "Allahu Akbar".

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (UnA8+)

55 Ace is currently engaged in a massive new shelving project.

Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (YwEeS)

56 Willowed from the last thread:


Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 02:58 PM (77rzZ)


One of my ONTs last week (Thursday, I think) had a video clip of Rush talking about meeting Charlie in 2018.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (wkXwO)

57 Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?
Posted by: Bulg


Yes. Even met Charlie. Came away saying he's going to go far in politics.

Rush never foresaw how nuts the left would become.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (jddXn)

58 Right now a bunch of leftists are rioting in Milan and Rome, Italy over Israel committing "genocide" in Gaza.

It's antifa. An actual international terrorist organization.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (viF8m)

59 ...investigators found that the bomb "had been lit but failed to function as designed,


So I guess the palis aren't sending us their best. Or is this all they have left?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

60 One of my ONTs last week (Thursday, I think) had a video clip of Rush talking about meeting Charlie in 2018.
Posted by: Doof


Doof, see #57. I just saw that clip at lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:01 PM (jddXn)

61 Officials said it's not clear whether the attack was targeted or random, and they have not determined a motive.
++++
It sounds like Mr. Antifa shouted his motive to the rafters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:01 PM (6bTRc)

62 Condition the general populace to fire a snap shot right into your chest the second you yell "Free Palestine" in public.

Not sure what the strategy is long term, but I guess we'll see how this plays out for them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 02:57 PM (VoAdT)

It's the White Boy/White Chick version of "Allahu Akbar".
Posted by: XTC


I think the logical end result is that anyone who yells "Free Palestine" (unless it's immediately followed by "with purchase of Palestine of equal or lesser value") is automatically put under psychiatric evaluation for suicidal tendencies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2025 03:01 PM (a+4eV)

63 @49

>>Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

Yes, Doof posted a clip in the overnight a couple of days ago where Rush talked about meeting Charlie Kirk and being impressed by him and saying he thought he could be President one day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 03:01 PM (XV/Pl)

64 The average rent in Manhattan is $5,500. That's a lot of money even for high-income guys.

Two, a lot of people are social animals and don't want to live alone. Single guys might live with their male friends until they get married, which may not happen until well into their 30s or even 40s.




Waaaaaah, I don't wanna live alone. Fuckin' homos.

I don't want to hear another word about how tough New Yawkers are.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2025 02:59 PM (y9nCu)
___

You think NYC is the only place where guys have male roommates?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

65 Ace, get some rest If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

Posted by: Tyrone Rugen at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

66 Which suggests a bizarre possibility: That people are now going to commit personal-motivation murders but then shout left-wing political slogans on the not-implausible theory that left-wing jurors will jury-nullify and refuse to convict them because they see them as soldiers of the left.
++++
MAGAts rage-killing each other and shouting slogans deemed to be "progressive" is the latest MAGA effort to marginalize progressive voices in their march to fascism!

Posted by: Reddit, probably at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM (6bTRc)

67 Today is the first day of

SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK 2025!!!!

love love love your neighborhood sea otters! They are the keepers of the kelp forest.

Did you know they hold hands while they sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (W2Pud)

68 Yes, Doof posted a clip in the overnight a couple of days ago where Rush talked about meeting Charlie Kirk and being impressed by him and saying he thought he could be President one day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 03:01 PM (XV/Pl)


Someone reads my ONTs?? Who knew?!?

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (wkXwO)

69 I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

You hanging shelves again?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (k1E2D)

70 One of my ONTs last week (Thursday, I think) had a video clip of Rush talking about meeting Charlie in 2018.
Posted by: Doof

I don't make it to the ONTs much these days.

Please let me know if you're going to do a geography-themed one, though, and I try to stay up for it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

71 Days of Rage, part II. I'm afraid this shit is going to be tragically commonplace.

Posted by: Josephistan at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (y9ksN)

72 Boy it sure is obvious that the right wing white nationalists are the most violent huh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (dfIr7)

73 You think NYC is the only place where guys have male roommates?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM


Also San Francisco.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (jc0TO)

74 64 You think NYC is the only place where guys have male roommates?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

======

I had a roommate in my early 20s.

Got fired from Subway for stealing (they didn't press charges since he made them whole). Had to force him to apply at Taco Bell for a job.

Ended up in the Virginia state prison system anyway after I moved out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

75 No he was yelling "Freep Alestein". A Freeper!!! Will these violent MAGA ever stop?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 03:04 PM (sWw4q)

76 @68

>>Someone reads my ONTs?? Who knew?!?

Yours, yes, everyone else's, never.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 03:04 PM (XV/Pl)

77 69 I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday. Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

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You hanging shelves again?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

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They ain't gonna hang themselves...

Posted by: bearski at September 22, 2025 03:04 PM (Bhsk7)

78 >>>The suspects' names are Adeeb Nasir, age 58, and Adil Justice Ahmed Nasir, age 31.


doctors, engineers, ect ect

Posted by: brak at September 22, 2025 03:05 PM (jGJov)

79 Although I do miss Zappa Month.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

80 My wife insists I get interested in a show she is watching so we both can watch it together. Its called Black Rabbit. I've seen the first two episodes and I want to kill the two brothers for being stupid and annoying. One moar episode to go.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 22, 2025 03:05 PM (AdHga)

81
...Did you know they hold hands while they sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (W2Pud)



Are we stilll talking about New York guys sharing an apartment?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iJfKG)

82 Useful idiots willing to kill for Islam, even though they'd likely be killed under Shari'ah themselves.
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

Right. The whole Queers for Palestine thing is baffling. They will KILL you for being gay over there. This is Jews for Buchenwald level insanity.

Posted by: Next level insanity at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (TbWk/)

83 A man was charged with second-degree murder after a shooting

I like to think that that is a softer, gentler murder.
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2025 02:40 PM (04KGT)

Unless he worked there or something that's nonsense. You don't travel with your gun to a country club and get in a fight at a wedding and shoot up the place.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

84 I can hear leftists "New Hampshire says live free or die man, like die yo". I think we're going to see a return to early seventies level violence. The Dems can't control their crazies.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (lmTGO)

85 Hatred of the other so much you want them dead is a motive, no?

What was the motive of the jihadis that flew airliners into NYC skyscrapers?

What is the motive of a suicide bomber? What was the motive of those that killed all the Charlie Hebdo people?

The fucking press, the woke assholes that speak this "we don't have a motive yet" garbage are gaslighting us.

Posted by: M. Gaga at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (OGVMi)

86 Palestein? Ahhhhhh, I think i finally get it now.

Something something hummus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (VoAdT)

87 I have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.
++++
I saw Laborious Matters open for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones at the Ogden in '96.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (6bTRc)

88 Are we stilll talking about New York guys sharing an apartment?

Posted by: naturalfake


Considering the size of some of those apartments, probably yes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (a+4eV)

89 I once lived in a semi-condemned tenement rather than have a roommate. It cost me $40 a month in 1970s dollars.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

90 They ain't gonna hang themselves...
Posted by: bearski at September 22, 2025 03:04 PM (Bhsk7)

Like Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (k1E2D)

91 The suspects' names are Adeeb Nasir, age 58, and Adil Justice Ahmed Nasir, age 31

White Palestinians

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (sWw4q)

92 Do Ewoks have "that time of the month?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 03:07 PM (lmTGO)

93 Why do these adult males all still have roommates? I mean, aside from the furry transitioning sex opportunities.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

Low pay, dead-end jobs, high rents, benefits don't stretch or cover single men.

Posted by: Kindltot


Those of us who kept having career launches cut off at the knees have not done well over the past 25+ years. Part of why I'm in the shit situation I am.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 22, 2025 03:07 PM (OUMaO)

94 You hanging shelves again?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

-----------

They ain't gonna hang themselves...
Posted by: bearski

*shifty eyes*
-- Epstein prison guards

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

95 Ended up in the Virginia state prison system anyway after I moved out.
--------------
I had a room mate that ran up $150 in long distance phone calls on my name cuz he was facing rape charges. Room mates suck.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 22, 2025 03:07 PM (AdHga)

96 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?

Bangalore Torpedo is more pipe-shaped than most homemade pipe bombs. But nobody ever calls it a pipe bomb.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (/lPRQ)

97 I lived with a buncha guys for half my life, that's what you do when you can't afford your own place. I mean, some of them were brothers, but I had other dude room mates. Having a girl room mate would have been really messed up and problematic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (dfIr7)

98 >>I once lived in a semi-condemned tenement rather than have a roommate. It cost me $40 a month in 1970s dollars.

Says the guy who drives a Free Candy van.

I think we all know why you need your privacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)

99 90 They ain't gonna hang themselves...
Posted by: bearski at September 22, 2025 03:04 PM (Bhsk7)

---------

Like Jeffrey Epstein
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

---------

Touché

Posted by: bearski at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (Bhsk7)

100 You think NYC is the only place where guys have male roommates?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

======

I had a roommate in my early 20s.

Got fired from Subway for stealing (they didn't press charges since he made them whole). Had to force him to apply at Taco Bell for a job.

Ended up in the Virginia state prison system anyway after I moved out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)
______

Nah, that's impossible. Guys don't share apartments. Only fags in NYC and SF. In all other areas of the country, it's tough studly guys living alone the moment they leave home or graduate college.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

101 One of my ONTs last week (Thursday, I think) had a video clip of Rush talking about meeting Charlie in 2018.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM

Here is the clip: https://bit.ly/4nqTNvx

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (P5BPp)

102 I think we all know why you need your privacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM



and a crawlspace.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (jc0TO)

103 I can hear leftists "New Hampshire says live free or die man, like die yo". I think we're going to see a return to early seventies level violence. The Dems can't control their crazies.

Posted by: Smell the Glove


"Their crazies" are all that's left of their base. The Dems ARE the crazies.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 22, 2025 03:09 PM (OUMaO)

104 Bangalore Torpedo is more pipe-shaped than most homemade pipe bombs. But nobody ever calls it a pipe bomb.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM


Because Bangalore torpedo sounds a lot cooler.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:09 PM (ySpAZ)

105 Has there ever been something good done in the name of Palestine? Something like a bake sale or dog walking…violence is always the form of community service in Palestine’s name.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 22, 2025 03:09 PM (eXr3W)

106 have to apologize for some thin blogging I'm doing and will be doing all week. I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.
===
Oh shelfie!!!!

Posted by: Un utilized wall space is a crime at September 22, 2025 03:09 PM (RJpgU)

107 Thread is getting a little heated.

Boobs.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (89Sog)

108 Yes. Even met Charlie. Came away saying he's going to go far in politics.

Rush never foresaw how nuts the left would become.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (jddXn)

Of course he did. That's why he worked all his life to prevent it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (8avO+)

109 84 I can hear leftists "New Hampshire says live free or die man, like die yo". I think we're going to see a return to early seventies level violence. The Dems can't control their crazies.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (lmTGO)

They can control their crazies, they choose not to so that everyone sees how far they will let their crazies go.

Hell, the Dems will make sure that their crazies get cushy jobs in academia so that they can mentor the next gen of Dem crazies

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (k1E2D)

110
The corporate news media is just covering up the MAGA death squads slaughtering LGBTQ+, womyn and BIPOC!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (tgvbd)

111
Here's a wacky theory for a motive: There are deranged left-wing Democrat activists out there reading Facebook & Instagram and can easily find one's home address or be aware of an Event, such as a wedding, one will attend.

And if they don't "agree" with your "opinions," and your a local, they might just show up a murder you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (nFXNS)

112 Why the rage on sharing a house?

It ain't like they're sharing a twin mattress. Houses have multiple rooms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (VoAdT)

113 The corporate news media is just covering up the MAGA death squads slaughtering LGBTQ+, womyn and BIPOC!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM


In fairness, they have done a good job covering up all the lynchings.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (jc0TO)

114 Did he make bail?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (oUQlg)

115 100 Nah, that's impossible. Guys don't share apartments. Only fags in NYC and SF. In all other areas of the country, it's tough studly guys living alone the moment they leave home or graduate college.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

======

Lord, I was so bad with money at the time I took him in to help me keep my finances in order by cutting my rent in half.

And I still couldn't manage money for shit.

Ordering Dominos everyday was...not good financial planning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

116 Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

There was a great video of Rush talking about how impressed he was with Charlie on an ONT last week. I think it was one of Doof's, not that I can remember what days are what cob.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

117 Lived in Nashua for a few years and it was a nice town. As mentioned previously a few times here, I had the chance to save the country from the Clinton nightmare one day as Bill walked in front of me during the 92 primary. All I had to do was let my foot off the brake and oopsie, hit the gas instead.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (vyKUJ)

118 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?
==
Except when made by the homeless....

Posted by: Phil Occifer at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (RJpgU)

119 103 "Their crazies" are all that's left of their base. The Dems ARE the crazies.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 22, 2025 03:09 PM (OUMaO)

=======

"Get arrested for me by killing Republicans. I'll send you noods in jail."
-leftist women

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

120 ...investigators found that the bomb "had been lit but failed to function as designed,

So I guess the palis aren't sending us their best. Or is this all they have left?
Posted by: Diogenes


"Lit?"

So Bugs Bunny walked by and blew out the fuse?

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (S1e7x)

121 I lived with a buncha guys for half my life, that's what you do when you can't afford your own place. I mean, some of them were brothers, but I had other dude room mates. Having a girl room mate would have been really messed up and problematic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (dfIr7)

I had one for a year. She had a boyfriend and wasn't my type. Not a problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (8avO+)

122 And I still couldn't manage money for shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And that's why Dolley won't let you order that second beer when you eat out.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

123 There was a great video of Rush talking about how impressed he was with Charlie on an ONT last week. I think it was one of Doof's, not that I can remember what days are what cob.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM

X video: https://bit.ly/4nqTNvx

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (P5BPp)

124 Ordering Dominos everyday was...not good financial planning?
----------------
All you can eat at Pizza Hut was the way to go. You could get a free salad, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (AdHga)

125 MAGA is desperately trying to prove this shooter was anyone but one of them.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (wGerL)

126 122 And I still couldn't manage money for shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And that's why Dolley won't let you order that second beer when you eat out.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

======

She frowns, but she can't stop me.

I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

127 Motives are shy things, hard to put your finger on.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (LHPAg)

128 The new Samsung pipebomb.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (oUQlg)

129 100 Nah, that's impossible. Guys don't share apartments. Only fags in NYC and SF. In all other areas of the country, it's tough studly guys living alone the moment they leave home or graduate college.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

Lazy weaklings who just aren't based and badass enough to do what needs to be done.

Obviously.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

130 118 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?
==
Except when made by the homeless....
Posted by: Phil Occifer at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (RJpgU)

Nobody wants to pay that much for an organic free range pipe bomb, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (VoAdT)

131 Of course, the left will say it's a gun problem...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

132 I want to go pick up my Ruger but this new FFL isn't returning my call.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

133 129 Lazy weaklings who just aren't based and badass enough to do what needs to be done.

Obviously.
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

=======

True men live in the woods, kill their meat with their bare hands, and spend their little free time reading Marcus Aurelius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

134 Has there ever been something good done in the name of Palestine? Something like a bake sale or dog walking…violence is always the form of community service in Palestine’s name.

I mean, violence is on brand for the actual Palestinians.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (2ocoG)

135 And that's why Dolley won't let you order that second beer when you eat out.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

Huh huh. "Eat out." Huh huh huh.

Posted by: juvenile sense of humor at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

136 130 118 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?
==
Except when made by the homeless....
Posted by: Phil Occifer at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM (RJpgU)

Nobody wants to pay that much for an organic free range pipe bomb, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (VoAdT)

Well, the homeless do have spacious bathrooms...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

137 Setting the flags in tough locations, and letting the greens get too firm to hold an approach shot, has resulted in hundreds of country club workers being shot.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (jxvL9)


This!
If I ever find the greens keeper at my golf course, he's gonna be eating my 8 iron!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (2WIwB)

138 133 True men live in the woods, kill their meat with their bare hands, and spend their little free time reading Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

And by "their meat", we mean "other men", because Real Man kill Other Men.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

139 If I ever find the greens keeper at my golf course, he's gonna be eating my 8 iron!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM



The old ball washer trick.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

140 138 133 True men live in the woods, kill their meat with their bare hands, and spend their little free time reading Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

And by "their meat", we mean "other men", because Real Man kill Other Men.
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

========

For sooth.

Man is the deadliest game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

141 So I guess the palis aren't sending us their best. Or is this all they have left?

Pali "work accidents" kill nearly as many of them as the IDF does. They aren't exactly detail-oriented.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (2ocoG)

142 I saw Bangalore Torpedo open for Doctor John and The Medicine Company at the Aragon Ballroom in 1978.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (ppG5b)

143 And by "their meat", we mean "other men", because Real Man kill Other Men.
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

The Most Dangerous Meat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (VoAdT)

144 I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)


The obtuse-inator continues to do its job, I see.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (wkXwO)

145 144 I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

The obtuse-inator continues to do its job, I see.
Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (wkXwO)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

146 Karen Read Updates@kreadisinnocent

BREAKING: Michael Proctor, Brian Higgins, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Jennifer McCabe and Matthew McCabe are ALL being sued by Karen Read followed by the Town of Canton through the police department

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (TGPs7)

147 If I ever find the greens keeper at my golf course, he's gonna be eating my 8 iron!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM

If ever in a lightning storm hold up your 1 iron.

Posted by: Some pro golfer wag at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (TbWk/)

148 She frowns, but she can't stop me.

I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Out: Renegade cop who's not afraid to break the rules

In: Renegade cop who's not afraid to break his own rules

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (6bTRc)

149 [WILLOWED]

Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

-----------

Yes, here's a short clip of the experience when Rush first met Charlie:

https://is.gd/mfAjpR

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (Vd4Ob)

150 And by "their meat", we mean "other men", because Real Man kill Other Men.

Uhh, let me be clear. You can get the taste of man meat without killing the man. It's far more enjoyable then.

Posted by: Barack Obama, nearly as heterosexual as Corey Booker at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

151 Motives are shy things, hard to put your finger on.
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 03:12 PM (LHPAg)

I'm a simple dude. When you start making complex plans to kill a dude, I figure its because you want to kill that dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

152 148 Out: Renegade cop who's not afraid to break the rules

In: Renegade cop who's not afraid to break his own rules
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (6bTRc)

=======

"I only have one rule."
-Batman

"Well, then that's the rule you'll have to break if you want to save...one of them..."
-The Joker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

153 I'm very busy with personal matters (nothing bad, just laborious) that I have to take care of by Friday.

--

Ewok custom dictates that the annual full body shave occur within 5 days of the autumnal equinox.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (0bjKf)

154 Aren't all pipe bombs homemade?
==
Except when made by the homeless....
Posted by: Phil Occifer at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM


I think in that case they're artisanal bombs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (ySpAZ)

155 @kreadisinnocent

BREAKING: Michael Proctor, Brian Higgins, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Jennifer McCabe and Matthew McCabe are ALL being sued by Karen Read followed by the Town of Canton through the police department
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (TGPs7)
++++
What case is this?

And is the Town of Canton police department suing those same people after Read, or is Read also suing the Town of Canton police department? What the hell does the last part of that sentence mean?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (6bTRc)

156 I want to go pick up my Ruger but this new FFL isn't returning my call.
Posted by: toby928



Use this in the future since you lost your previous FFL dealer:

budsgunshop.com/ffl.php

It will show you affiliated FFL's with Bud's Guns.
At least it'll give you an idea of non squirrelly FFLs in your area.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (jddXn)

157 Somebody mentioned doner kebab on the last thread.

My wife and I had our belated anniversary luncheon yesterday at a new Turkish place in the local mall. I had beef and lamb doner. Very yummy.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

158 Lots of people need to cohabitate in the pricey Worcester to Nashua Corridor. One of the most expensive pieces of slurry ditch real estate in the Northeast.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

159 137 Setting the flags in tough locations, and letting the greens get too firm to hold an approach shot, has resulted in hundreds of country club workers being shot.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2025 02:50 PM (jxvL9)


This!
If I ever find the greens keeper at my golf course, he's gonna be eating my 8 iron!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM (2WIwB)

Agreed. One day Smoke Porterhouse ruined my best pair of spikes by not buffing them with a fine chamois.

Posted by: Elihu Smails at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (k1E2D)

160 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

Woman in a nice car shows people in other nice cars picking up nice food for free at the food bank.

She then goes back to her nice apartment with nice counters and presents her nice haul of taxpayer funded eats.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

(foodbankfood on TT)

https://tinyurl.com/48x42bxs

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

161 not that I can remember what days are what cob.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM


Me either!

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (wkXwO)

162 Karen Read Updates@kreadisinnocent

BREAKING: Michael Proctor, Brian Higgins, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Jennifer McCabe and Matthew McCabe are ALL being sued by Karen Read followed by the Town of Canton through the police department
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM


*pops corn*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (ySpAZ)

163 Ewok custom dictates that the annual full body shave occur within 5 days of the autumnal equinox.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 22, 2025 03:17 PM (0bjKf)
++++
Or within 10 days of the end of the US federal fiscal year, whichever is more convenient.

Customs are flexible, and they render unto Caesar and all that...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (6bTRc)

164 146 Karen Read Updates@kreadisinnocent

BREAKING: Michael Proctor, Brian Higgins, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Jennifer McCabe and Matthew McCabe are ALL being sued by Karen Read followed by the Town of Canton through the police department
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (TGPs7)

Good. They're all scum.

Posted by: But it is clumsily written at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (TbWk/)

165 I thought the Dildo was Ace's leg breaker.


Using a d*ldo as a leg breaker seems to be the epitome of cruel and unusual punishment. Better to just use some rebar or a two by four or something.

Posted by: Nelly at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (cHLus)

166 not that I can remember what days are what cob.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM


Is Weird Dave still doing the cob thing on Thursday and Friday nights?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

167 Agreed. One day Smoke Porterhouse ruined my best pair of spikes by not buffing them with a fine chamois.
==
In muh defense, the wax buildup on dem shoes was turribull.

Posted by: Smoke at September 22, 2025 03:21 PM (RJpgU)

168 165 I thought the Dildo was Ace's leg breaker.


Using a d*ldo as a leg breaker seems to be the epitome of cruel and unusual punishment. Better to just use some rebar or a two by four or something.
Posted by: Nelly at September 22, 2025 03:19 PM (cHLus)

======

The use of a dildo as a form of corporal punishment was deemed in alignment with the 8th Amendment's limitations on cruel and unusual punishment in the landmark case Johnson vs. Johnson in 1872.

I expect you people to know your caselaw better than this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

169 Using a d*ldo as a leg breaker seems to be the epitome of cruel and unusual punishment. Better to just use some rebar or a two by four or something.
Posted by: Nelly

I agree. Throwing dildoes into WNBA games is a much better use for them.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

170 Seems to me that all these charming souls who shout free Palestine in the US are starting to overtake the death count of the people actually in Palestine.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)

171 I saw Bangalore Torpedo open for Doctor John and The Medicine Company at the Aragon Ballroom in 1978.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
_________

There is actually a band named Bangalore Torpedo. With such hits as Last Train To Vakinankaratra.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2025 03:21 PM (XvL8K)

172
Ace, the Book Thread is to be called The Book Thread.

It's an insult to Oregon Muse's memory to rename it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (nFXNS)

173 I had some roommates. In college. Twice, afterwards (but in both cases, I hated it and only did it because they were homies who were hard up).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (BI5O2)

174 "He's innocent, the gun had a mind of its own, H8Rs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (Vd4Ob)

175
Because Bangalore torpedo sounds a lot cooler.

That's what they call the go-getter at the call center.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

176 I once lived in a semi-condemned tenement rather than have a roommate. It cost me $40 a month in 1970s dollars.
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)


Stupid kids nowadays. In Salem, of course, a minimum wage job that will be restricted to 35 hours per week because of the mandatory insurance for full time employees, is $2123 - though withholding will take a chunk of that too. You can pop that up if you work two jobs that won't conflict on hours, of course. Rent for a studio in Salem is about a thousand a month if you can find it. That leaves about a thousand for food, gas, insurance, shoes, clothes and other sundries. Gas is $4.00 a gallon most places now due to the new taxes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

177 Somebody mentioned doner kebab on the last thread.

My wife and I had our belated anniversary luncheon yesterday at a new Turkish place in the local mall. I had beef and lamb doner. Very yummy.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

When we lived in Germany, back in the good old days, there was a nice Turkish man with a Doner Kebab stand near the Bahnof. Outstanding. The red sauce was superb.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (PSEDc)

178 108 Yes. Even met Charlie. Came away saying he's going to go far in politics.

Rush never foresaw how nuts the left would become.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:00 PM (jddXn)

Of course he did. That's why he worked all his life to prevent it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:10 PM (8avO+)
Oldcat is wise. Rush was the best, so much so, I often wonder how he survived as long as he did. Wasn't his time I suppose. May GOD bless his memory.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (LHPAg)

179 No, no, he was yelling "Sweet Caroline."

Posted by: Random PJ at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (RRCAT)

180 If I ever find the greens keeper at my golf course, he's gonna be eating my 8 iron!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:14 PM

If ever in a lightning storm hold up your 1 iron.
Posted by: Some pro golfer wag at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (TbWk/)


For me I'm safe with the 2,3, and 4. Can't hit those damned things either. And the 5 is problematic.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (2WIwB)

181 Bahnhof.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (PSEDc)

182 158 Lots of people need to cohabitate in the pricey Worcester to Nashua Corridor. One of the most expensive pieces of slurry ditch real estate in the Northeast.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

$2500/mo for a studio in my town (further east of Nashua).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

183 (foodbankfood on TT)

https://tinyurl.com/48x42bxs
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

They'd probably just throw it away otherwise.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

184 Ace, the Book Thread is to be called The Book Thread.

It's an insult to Oregon Muse's memory to rename it.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Thread of Bookness.

Thread Experiencing Bookness.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

185 What could make someone do something like that?

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (vFG9F)

186 Because Bangalore torpedo sounds a lot cooler.

That's what they call the go-getter at the call center.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Also the, how you say, brother from another mother.

Posted by: Paolo at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (S1e7x)

187 Bullet-Firing But Mostly Peaceful Protester Shouts "Free Palestine" and Murders One, Shoots Another In the Face

It was a mostly peaceful shooting of someone in the face.

Get it right.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

188 And the 5 is problematic.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM


Huh. The five is my favorite iron.

Different strokes, as it were.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

189 The "Donor Kebab" is how we refer to our raucous parties with various government grant-making authorities wherein we engage in sexual depravity, drugs and spirit cooking.

Posted by: NGO at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (6bTRc)

190 No, no, he was yelling "Sweet Caroline."
Posted by: Random PJ

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

191 Is Weird Dave still doing the cob thing on Thursday and Friday nights?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:20 PM (77rzZ)


He still does Fridays but he turned Thursdays over to someone on the JV squad.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (wkXwO)

192 Well, FTC commissioner lady isn't getting back on the FTC after Trump fired her pending the court case on its merits.

SCOTUS imposed a stay on the lower court order that forced Trump to keep her on.

This is the case that will destroy Humphrey's Executor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

193 When we lived in Germany, back in the good old days, there was a nice Turkish man with a Doner Kebab stand near the Bahnof. Outstanding. The red sauce was superb.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (PSEDc)

Same same when I was stationed in Augsburg. But the year in Sinop Turkey was pretty darned good. The kabobs were excellent but the best of all was the fish sish. Melt in your moth delicious.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (2WIwB)

194 Well, its probably because his blood sugar dropped.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (RJpgU)

195
Question for all your gun-dick enthusiasts:

Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (nFXNS)

196 And the 5 is problematic.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM

Huh. The five is my favorite iron.

Different strokes, as it were.
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)


*golf clap*

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (wkXwO)

197 I could shoot someone for singing Imagine.

Posted by: Mark David Chapman at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (jc0TO)

198 did we cover the eagles game here yet?

was ... COME ON!!! WHAT AN ENDING

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (FHttA)

199 Because Bangalore torpedo sounds a lot cooler.

That's what they call the go-getter at the call center.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Also the, how you say, brother from another mother.
Posted by: Paolo

The Paolo's is more like the bangawhore torpedo.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

200 174 "He's innocent, the gun had a mind of its own, H8Rs!"
Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (Vd4Ob)

Sig P320 enters the chat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

201 Ace, the Book Thread is to be called The Book Thread.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Thread of Bookness.
Thread Experiencing Bookness.
Posted by: Bulg


It's all been downhill since we lost the Scroll Thread.

Posted by: Paolo at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (S1e7x)

202 Want to see comedy? Watch Spangenberger try to avoid the question of men in women's bathrooms or spirits. Same with Mikey Sherrill.
Or you can watch the Mass lesbian governor and her lesbian Transportation commissioner trying to avoid questions about a corrupt rest stop contract.
There are actually reporters doing their jobs and it is comedy gold Jerry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (lmTGO)

203 This Autumnal brunette questions not the posting scheduling of elusive Ewoks:
http://tiny.cc/h2xs001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (6bTRc)

204 https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
1970201444260122725

The left was angry that day, my friends.

Especially the old lib ladies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

205 Question for all your gun-dick enthusiasts:

Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:25 PMv


I think Jack Straw has one.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (jc0TO)

206 BREAKING: Michael Proctor, Brian Higgins, Brian Tully, Yuri Bukhenik, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Jennifer McCabe and Matthew McCabe are ALL being sued by Karen Read followed by the Town of Canton through the police department
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:16 PM (


MA is the most corrupt state in the union.

Spare me IL or even CA. MA takes the cake. And hell the secret to their success is 100% grifting off of Uncle Sugar

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

207 Is Weird Dave still doing the cob thing on Thursday and Friday nights?

Only one night a week now, I think Friday.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (2ocoG)

208 You haven't experienced real suffering until you go to Red Sox game and hear 30,000 drunks sing Sweet Caroline.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (viF8m)

209 It almost as if our illustrious DOJ should be arresting radicalized muslim's for being terrorists. Wait, they're busy still looking for the Epstein evidence. My bad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (abIsI)

210 I can't stand the people who say deporting pro-Palestine foreigners is because "Netanyahu controls America."

Is it that? Or is it that pro-Palestinian foreigners hate this country and want Americans to die? It's an instant tell that you don't want this person here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (BI5O2)

211 Speaking of Bangalore Torpedos, the wailing and gnashing of teeth about Trump's H1B rules change has the entire continent of India freaking out on social media. Its been funny watching the John Smith and RightPatriot1776 accounts reveal themselves to be Sanji from Punjab

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

212 You can pop that up if you work two jobs that won't conflict on hours, of course. Rent for a studio in Salem is about a thousand a month if you can find it. That leaves about a thousand for food, gas, insurance, shoes, clothes and other sundries. Gas is $4.00 a gallon most places now due to the new taxes.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

At that end social security taxes are the killer rather than taxes, which you likely get back in April. You will never get those social security dollars.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (8avO+)

213 Oops. Off lovable sock.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (S1e7x)

214
The AoSHQ Bibliothread

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (tgvbd)

215 I often shoot at people when my Blood sugar drops. Often, not always. Sometimes I shoot at people i hate becuase i want them d3ad.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (RJpgU)

216 Stupid kids nowadays. In Salem, of course, a minimum wage job that will be restricted to 35 hours per week because of the mandatory insurance for full time employees, is $2123 - though withholding will take a chunk of that too. You can pop that up if you work two jobs that won't conflict on hours, of course. Rent for a studio in Salem is about a thousand a month if you can find it. That leaves about a thousand for food, gas, insurance, shoes, clothes and other sundries. Gas is $4.00 a gallon most places now due to the new taxes.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

Those stupid kids keep wasting their money at the sock hop! Why, when I was their age. I could pay for my own place, car, food, clothes and tuition working part time at the soda fountain, so they can too! Kids just don't want to work anymore!

Posted by: Generic boomer mindset at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

217 but the best of all was the fish sish. Melt in your mouth delicious.
Posted by: Diogenes

You Army guys have the best nicknames for female anatomy.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

218 It was a mostly peaceful shooting of someone in the face.

The Paolo, he knows about the shooting of someone in the face. Especially Mrs. David French.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 22, 2025 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

219 And the 5 is problematic.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM

Huh. The five is my favorite iron.

Different strokes, as it were.
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)


Indeed.
I do well with the 6 and 8 but have been working a #4 hybrid. I'm starting to like it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:28 PM (2WIwB)

220 I saw Dildo Leg Breaker open for The Cramps at CBGBs in 83

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 03:28 PM (lmTGO)

221


Give marginal violent morons a “cause” to fight for and constant programming and this is what you get.

Posted by: E Buzz at September 22, 2025 03:29 PM (d27Ho)

222 Remember Trump is for the billionaires not the normal people.

Also here are whole networks of bought and paid for "journalists" telling you why persuading companies to hire Americans through increased H1B fees is bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

223 What happened to the Bren Ten?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3rn38w

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:29 PM (jddXn)

224 Speaking of Bangalore Torpedos, the wailing and gnashing of teeth about Trump's H1B rules change has the entire continent of India freaking out on social media. Its been funny watching the John Smith and RightPatriot1776 accounts reveal themselves to be Sanji from Punjab

It's been suspected for a while that the army of posters who were pro-unlimited H1Bs sounded like a 7-11.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:29 PM (2ocoG)

225 222 Remember Trump is for the billionaires not the normal people.

Also here are whole networks of bought and paid for "journalists" telling you why persuading companies to hire Americans through increased H1B fees is bad.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Computer science grads have unemployment rates almost 8%.

The average is about 3.5% for all college graduates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

226 195
Question for all your gun-dick enthusiasts:

Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:25 PM (nFXNS)

Never shot one but it was Sonny Crockett's piece on Miami Vice so there's definite cool factor there.

Posted by: Have to get a linen suit to go with it at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (TbWk/)

227 Jeez. A country club?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2025 02:44 PM (zZu0s)


I said the GOPHERS!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (fmAJ4)

228 The Paolo, he knows about the shooting of someone in the face. Especially Mrs. David French.

And even after I gave her another REAL pearl necklace she won't let me watch

Posted by: David French at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

229 This is nice...

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Turning Point just announced they will be CONTINUING the campus tour Charlie Kirk started, and some big names will be filling in for Charlie

- Tucker Carlson
- Megyn Kelly
- Gov. Glenn Youngkin
- Glenn Beck
- Mike Lee
- Andy Biggs
- Jeff Landry

& an even BIGGER guest to be announced soon 😏

Stay tuned.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (TGPs7)

230 Question for all your gun-dick enthusiasts:

Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:25 PMv

I think Jack Straw has one.
Posted by: toby928


Rare and has a cult following.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (jddXn)

231 The motive is never know, but the gun makes the crime

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (+qU29)

232 Oldcat is wise. Rush was the best, so much so, I often wonder how he survived as long as he did. Wasn't his time I suppose. May GOD bless his memory.
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 03:23 PM (LHPAg)

Rush also didn't go out in public spaces like Charlie did. Crazies knew where Charlie was going to be and reacted as they do.

Plus, social media (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram) weren't "things" when Rush went out in public.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (k1E2D)

233 Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

A Wondernine set to 11.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (Si906)

234
Checks make good gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (nFXNS)

235 So 22 years old is when leftist radicals start shooting? I say we need 22 year old leftist control.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (qM1j6)

236
Those stupid kids keep wasting their money at the sock hop!

_________

And the next thing you know your son is playing for money in a pinch-back suit,
And listenin' to some big outta town jasper, hearin' him tell about horse race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' race, no, but a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy, settin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil
Well I should say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (tgvbd)

237 & an even BIGGER guest to be announced soon 😏

Stay tuned.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (TGPs7)

Hmm, bigger than Tucker could be Vance. It'd be more useful than the shit a lot of vps get up to (looking at you, weaselpence.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2025 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

238 Checks make good gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM


Big Checks make Good Guns.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:32 PM (jc0TO)

239 There was some talk that 4Channers were reserving flights from India to the US to prevent Indians making it back to the US to stay in the H1B program within the cutoff time.

No idea, but inspired thinking.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:32 PM (rbvCR)

240 This is nice...

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Turning Point just announced they will be CONTINUING the campus tour Charlie Kirk started, and some big names will be filling in for Charlie

- Tucker Carlson
- Megyn Kelly
- Gov. Glenn Youngkin
- Glenn Beck
- Mike Lee
- Andy Biggs
- Jeff Landry

& an even BIGGER guest to be announced soon 😏

Stay tuned.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (TGPs7)
_____

The Paolo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

241 No, no, he was yelling "Sweet Caroline."
Posted by: Random PJ

Bam! Bam! Bam!
Posted by: Bulg


Not into naming guns but "Sweet Caroline" for a 32 PPK would work

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (/lPRQ)

242 This Autumnal brunette questions not the posting scheduling of elusive Ewoks:
http://tiny.cc/h2xs001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM


*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (ySpAZ)

243 I find it most interesting that the religious symbol that Charlie wore was of the Archangel Michael

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (kurEY)

244 They'd probably just throw it away otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)
******
It's still stealing.
I guess they don't believe in God and have no conscience.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

245 And the next thing you know your son is playing for money in a pinch-back suit,
And listenin' to some big outta town jasper, hearin' him tell about horse race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' race, no, but a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy, settin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil
Well I should say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Would've loved to have played that role back in the day. Too old for it now. Maybe I could still do Mayor Shinn.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

246 You Army guys have the best nicknames for female anatomy.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)


Need to make it memorable, since Jody was always moving in on the action.
IYKYK

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (2WIwB)

247 Billiards is a gentleman's game.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

248 Was Patel or Bongino at the Charlie Kirk memorial? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)

249 24 The way you solve this is how you always solve this - a quick trial and quicker hanging. Look, at this point, I don't care what they say, or what their motivations might have been, I care that they DID it. They were seen doing it, they admitted doing it. There are photos of them doing it. Thye bragged about doing it.

Delete these people post haste. Thye don't get a multiyear trial, or a book deal, or soft-focus interviews. Next week empanel a jury, the following week is the trial, and the third week is the hanging. This should be wrapped within a month.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 22, 2025 02:49 PM (gDhA9)

Kill a chicken to scare a monkey.

Posted by: Chinese proverb at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (MrWte)

250
Just a guess, but I'd say the chief reason they had Sonny Crockett carry a Bren because it was chrome.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (nFXNS)

251 229 This is nice...

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Turning Point just announced they will be CONTINUING the campus tour Charlie Kirk started, and some big names will be filling in for Charlie

- Tucker Carlson
- Megyn Kelly
- Gov. Glenn Youngkin
- Glenn Beck
- Mike Lee
- Andy Biggs
- Jeff Landry

& an even BIGGER guest to be announced soon 😏

Stay tuned.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:30 PM (TGPs7)

Notice the coward Tim Pool won't do it.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (UnA8+)

252 his Autumnal brunette questions not the posting scheduling of elusive Ewoks:
http://tiny.cc/h2xs001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM

*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Kind of a young Kate Middleton.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

253 So the Kirk memorial was all love and forgiveness? No one promising vengeance?

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

254 Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray

Kjersten Aileen-Hermance Strang, a 38-year-old cyclist from St. Petersburg, was slaughtered on September 20, 2025, when 22-year-old Xavier Omar Rigby plowed into her e-bike on 49th Street in Gulfport at high speed.

The impact hurled her onto his windshield, but instead of stopping, Rigby dragged her body for eight blocks before it was dislodged, then fled into the night without calling for help. A woman who dedicated her life to cyclist safety was left to die on the road, discarded by a coward who treated her like roadkill.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (TGPs7)

255 not that I can remember what days are what cob.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 03:11 PM

Except Sundays. Y’all all know Sunday night is fashion night. And a little Doof stuff.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (p4NUW)

256 Was Patel or Bongino at the Charlie Kirk memorial? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (abIsI)


No, and that is because they were busy betraying the United States, but mostly to piss you off personally.

AND IT DID!!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (rbvCR)

257
There was some talk that 4Channers were reserving flights from India to the US to prevent Indians making it back to the US to stay in the H1B program within the cutoff time.

No idea, but inspired thinking.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:32 PM


yeah, that was a thing

they called it "Operation Clog the Toilet"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (tljrc)

258 Just a guess, but I'd say the chief reason they had Sonny Crockett carry a Bren because it was chrome.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM


He had a Sig in the pilot.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

259 253 So the Kirk memorial was all love and forgiveness? No one promising vengeance?
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

=====

The only one to offer forgiveness, Erika, gave it.

The temporal authorities present promised...not forgiveness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

260 Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Turning Point just announced they will be CONTINUING the campus tour Charlie Kirk started, and some big names will be filling in for Charlie

- Tucker Carlson
- Megyn Kelly
- Gov. Glenn Youngkin
- Glenn Beck
- Mike Lee
- Andy Biggs
- Jeff Landry

-----

It's good they're continuing the tour, but sheesh... I don't know who Biggs or Landry are, so maybe they're cool. The other five are people you couldn't pay me to go see. But then, I'm no college student. Maybe they like these people.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

261 (foodbankfood on TT)

https://tinyurl.com/48x42bxs
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

They'd probably just throw it away otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)
___

The other cars on that line were also decent to nice cars. I don't see any hoopties that a truly poor person would drive. I'll bet that at least 50% of the people at the food bank are in the same economic demo as the lady in the vid, or even higher. It's free food. Of course people are gonna take it if they can.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

262
Not into naming guns but "Sweet Caroline" for a 32 PPK would work
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (/lPRQ)

Give your rifle a girl’s name.

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (MrWte)

263 This Autumnal brunette questions not the posting scheduling of elusive Ewoks:
http://tiny.cc/h2xs001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I would volunteer to be her tutor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (abIsI)

264
Well, Tim Poo is a lousy debater.

But what about Alex Stein?

I think there's something wrong with him, really. He cannot control his "shtick," which could indicate he's genuinely a wackadoo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (nFXNS)

265 182 $2500/mo. for a studio east of Nashua?!? Where, Portsmouth? I guess snow removal and electric heat add up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (wBaIH)

266 The temporal authorities present promised...not forgiveness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Not their job.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (WDjG6)

267
The temporal authorities present promised...not forgiveness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

_________

Justice is what's demanded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:37 PM (tgvbd)

268 Speaking of Bangalore Torpedos, the wailing and gnashing of teeth about Trump's H1B rules change has the entire continent of India freaking out on social media. Its been funny watching the John Smith and RightPatriot1776 accounts reveal themselves to be Sanji from Punjab
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wait until he finds a way to tariffs on call center support and other 'soft' services.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:37 PM (/lPRQ)

269 And the next thing you know your son is playing for money in a pinch-back suit,
And listenin' to some big outta town jasper, hearin' him tell about horse race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' race, no, but a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy, settin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil
Well I should say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (tgvbd)

*covers up tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen*

Posted by: Tryin out Tailor Mades like a cigarette fiend at September 22, 2025 03:37 PM (TbWk/)

270 266 The temporal authorities present promised...not forgiveness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Not their job.
Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (WDjG6)

======

Their job is to bring the sword against those who oppose the people of God.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

271 "An autopsy on DeCesare is scheduled for Monday."

What do you think they will be looking for? Hidden causes of death beyond being shot in the chest with a rifle in front of witnesses?

My DAD didn't get an autopsy and he died alone, unexpectedly in a nursing home.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:37 PM (rbvCR)

272
He had a Sig in the pilot.
Posted by: toby928


Damn. Did not expect to hear that Miami Vice factoid from you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM (nFXNS)

273 "An autopsy on DeCesare is scheduled for Monday."

What do you think they will be looking for? Hidden causes of death beyond being shot in the chest with a rifle in front of witnesses?


Covid

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM (PVBkQ)

274 They'd probably just throw it away otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)
******
It's still stealing.
I guess they don't believe in God and have no conscience.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

Is it? Did they make it a legal requirement? Or is it one of those things where they don't want to shame anyone and just don't care?

Our fam used to go to the day old bread store and pay less.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM (8avO+)

275 235 So 22 years old is when leftist radicals start shooting? I say we need 22 year old leftist control.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 03:31 PM (qM1j6)


If we could effectively keep guns out of the hands of leftists, the US firearm murder rate would be basically zero. To get the total murder rate at zero, we'd have to restrict leftist access to anything that can be used to hurt another person. That might be impractical.

Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM (NIkq3)

276 The point of Charlie's tours was to hold debates, conservative ideas against the mush on campus. What I see is a list of mostly celebutants and slight opportunists. Sad.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM (g47mK)

277 Kill a chicken to scare a monkey.

Posted by: Chinese proverb

====

No idea if true, but . . .

College buddy, who did a short stint in the Marines, talked about how, when they were on jungle hikes, point person had to be ready to face down challenges from an aggressive monkey, or else the other monkeys might join in.

The weapon of choice was called the "monkey be cool"stick.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (jxvL9)

278
Kind of a young Kate Middleton.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

I don’t see it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (MrWte)

279 I want to go pick up my Ruger but this new FFL isn't returning my call.

A lot of small shops that are open Saturday are closed on Monday. Of course, it would have been nice to be told that before.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (3nLb4)

280 Too late for the gun thread, but holy hell, this is gold ( link in nic ) :

@amuse 20m
TRUMP: The president just shared this undercover footage of elite soldiers being trained in Venezuela.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (mlg/3)

281 Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Turning Point just announced they will be CONTINUING the campus tour Charlie Kirk started, and some big names will be filling in for Charlie

- Tucker Carlson
- Megyn Kelly
- Gov. Glenn Youngkin
- Glenn Beck
- Mike Lee
- Andy Biggs
- Jeff Landry

-----

It's good they're continuing the tour, but sheesh... I don't know who Biggs or Landry are, so maybe they're cool. The other five are people you couldn't pay me to go see. But then, I'm no college student. Maybe they like these people.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (BI5O2)
_____

The Blade is available to fill in for Charlie. I would be entertaining. Charlie was calm, affable, inoffensive, and non-threatening. The Blade is ... not those things when talking to leftist hirudineans.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

282
The AoSHQ Bibliothread
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The Weekly Reader

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

283 Wait until he finds a way to tariffs on call center support and other 'soft' services.

Weren't call centers supposed to be the first victims of AI?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (PVBkQ)

284 Damn. Did not expect to hear that Miami Vice factoid from you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:38 PM


At the time I thought the pilot was the best TV ever made.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, hold on..

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (jc0TO)

285
"An autopsy on DeCesare is scheduled for Monday."

What do you think they will be looking for? Hidden causes of death beyond being shot in the chest with a rifle in front of witnesses?

Posted by: Kindltot


Yes. Such as "hate" & "fascism" to help the perp justify the murder. Can't hide those things from a Coroner. Ask Quincy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (nFXNS)

286 FWP --> The Whining Thread
Food Thread --> Sous Vide 'Em if You Got 'Em Thread
The Gardening Thread --> The Weeding Thread
The Book Thread --> The Reading Thread
Coffee Break Thread --> Pumpkin Spice Thread ( seasonal )

Posted by: Let's rename all the things! at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

287 I want to go pick up my Ruger but this new FFL isn't returning my call.

Security 9 ?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (abIsI)

288 Weren't call centers supposed to be the first victims of AI?

AI isn't free.

And yes you can hire people in India cheaper.

Posted by: David French at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

289 It's good they're continuing the tour, but sheesh... I don't know who Biggs or Landry are, so maybe they're cool. The other five are people you couldn't pay me to go see. But then, I'm no college student. Maybe they like these people.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

Not sure if Tucker's befuddled look will be effective on a public stage.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

290 Culture Crave @CultureCrave

Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (P5BPp)

291 Question for all your gun-dick enthusiasts:

Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:25 PMv

I think Jack Straw has one.
Posted by: toby928


Rare and has a cult following.
Posted by: rickb223

Getting/Using magazines is like a timeshare agreement - one week a year whether you use it or not , then you have to give it to the next guy on the list.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (/lPRQ)

292 Do you have a "Bren Ten?"

Is that a cool get?
Posted by: Soothsayer
=======
As a collector piece yeah, better options in 10mm nowadays as working tools. I would even take the Smith 1086 rather than a Bren Ten as far as a non safe queen.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (WDjG6)

293 I'm so old I remember when they did an autopsy on George Floyd...and then threw out the results because they said he OD'd.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

294 This got mentioned towards the end of the last thread:

357 DU/Reddit liaison should try Steam Off-Topic some time.
It's a goldmine.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

At first I thought they were upset, and accusing me of derailing threads with off-topic comments, but a quick Google search showed the Steam forums. One of the top off-topic discussions is something very important I want the Horde to chime in on:

Have you ever died? What was it like when you were dead and what was it like when you came back to life?

Taq may be right- this place could be a goldmine, especially for off-topic threads...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

295 Just a guess, but I'd say the chief reason they had Sonny Crockett carry a Bren because it was chrome.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Back then, a 6" nickel plated Colt Python was about as sexy as it got.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (jddXn)

296 I want to go pick up my Ruger but this new FFL isn't returning my call.

A lot of small shops that are open Saturday are closed on Monday. Of course, it would have been nice to be told that before.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM


He just texted me. 16:45 today.

I was worried I had already offended him, that comes later.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

297 Isn't 22 when the schizos start to really go off the rails?

As opposed to Al and Zinn who want that last blaze of glory to satiate their egos in their Twilight of Irrelevancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (d8Y5g)

298 Do you have a "Bren Ten?"


I've got a 10.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (abIsI)

299 And of course two men, both named Nasir, set a bomb on a Fox News van last week.

----------------

Those are just progeny of The Nashua Nasirs, Ace ...

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (Ae4dV)

300 Weren't call centers supposed to be the first victims of AI?

AI isn't free.

And yes you can hire people in India cheaper.
Posted by: David French at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

Then you can try and contact that guy when he subcontracts your job to 14 different idiots. Then you can hire another firm to fix what they broke. Then you bring it in house again when your aircraft starts falling out of the sky.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

301
It wasn't all love at the Memorial.

I forget which, but either Benny or Jack Poso went off and yelled, "You are NOTHING!," etc.

I thought I was hearing my own AoS comments.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (nFXNS)

302
Have you ever died? What was it like when you were dead and what was it like when you came back to life


Is this like when you are on the perfect high and some narcan asshole ruins it all so you rip his face off?

Posted by: Some leftist at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

303
NBC10 Who is Hunter Nadeau? No bail for Nassau, NH Country Club Shooter.

Nashua
New details released, suspect in deadly NH country club shooting held without bail
Twenty-three-year-old Hunter Nadeau appeared virtually in Nashua Circuit Court on Monday afternoon.
By Matt Fortin • Published September 22, 2025 • Updated 27 mins ago

In part, "Witnesses said the shooter said something like "The kids are OK" and "Free Palestine" but they do not believe that the shooting was a hate crime."

I don't get it; I'll never get it.

Why would witnesses be asked about that legal categorization? 😕

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (NFX2v)

304 Culture Crave @CultureCrave

Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM

Then he gets more people watching then ever before. I'm shocked!

Posted by: Josephistan at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (y9ksN)

305 I would be entertaining. Charlie was calm, affable, inoffensive, and non-threatening. The Blade is ... not those things when talking to leftist hirudineans.

Maybe more like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder .

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (KszI0)

306 The Blade is available to fill in for Charlie. I would be entertaining. Charlie was calm, affable, inoffensive, and non-threatening. The Blade is ... not those things when talking to leftist hirudineans.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September

What if it’s Milo….i do NOT want to like Milo….

Hey…didn’t Ace just tell us he is super busy right taking care of a few personal things?

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (p4NUW)

307 let's see what affiliates will do...

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (g47mK)

308 Weren't call centers supposed to be the first victims of AI?

I think they will be eventually. Some of the funniest screencaps of spam texts are people who distract the AI into talking about other stuff in the middle of their pitch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (dfIr7)

309 Culture Crave @CultureCrave

Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM


Are the 286 boycotting stations going to air it?

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (jc0TO)

310 https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
1970201444260122725

The left was angry that day, my friends.

Especially the old lib ladies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Omg... the hypocrisy
@TreyAngstadt
The irony of watching someone do this while wearing a shirt that says “Make America Kind Again,” is too much

This tells you everything you need to know about what they think should be done to achieve “compassion and tolerance.”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

311 @amuse 20m
TRUMP: The president just shared this undercover footage of elite soldiers being trained in Venezuela.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM (mlg/3)


An old friend was in Panama for training when that popped off. He said the Batallones de la Dignidad were a menace until they realized that the training had turned into war.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (rbvCR)

312 "An autopsy on DeCesare is scheduled for Monday."

What do you think they will be looking for? Hidden causes of death beyond being shot in the chest with a rifle in front of witnesses?

Posted by: Kindltot

Yes. Such as "hate" & "fascism" to help the perp justify the murder. Can't hide those things from a Coroner. Ask Quincy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (nFXNS)
________

I think autopsies are mandatory in all cases involving foul play or suspected foul play. The coroner will have to testify at any trial that he did an autopsy of the dead guy and in his expert opinion the guy died of a gunshot would. That is necessary testimony to one of the elements of convicting someone of murder; namely, that the defendant be the cause of death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

313 Isn't 22 when the schizos start to really go off the rails?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Yeah, late teens, early 20's. Although, IIRC chemical or trauma induced illness can happen at anytime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (mlg/3)

314 And of course two men, both named Nasir, set a bomb on a Fox News van last week.

Hey media guys did you hear about the Muslims that blew up a FOXN truck?

The FNM: Na-sir! Not at all

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

315 No doubt those MAGA kids will try and blame it on anyone but themselves.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (n8gor)

316
Then you can try and contact that guy when he subcontracts your job to 14 different idiots. Then you can hire another firm to fix what they broke. Then you bring it in house again when your aircraft starts falling out of the sky.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

___________

"But we had enhanced shareholder return in Q2." - the MBAs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (tgvbd)

317 Not sure if Tucker's befuddled look will be effective on a public stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

He's basically the only one of those people where it kind of makes sense to me, though I have little use for Carlson, myself.

But college kids seem to universally despise the Jews, so he should be a good draw,

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (BI5O2)

318 TRUMP: The president just shared this undercover footage of elite soldiers being trained in Venezuela.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I saw large Marge trying to run with an AK-47.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (jddXn)

319 Hey…didn’t Ace just tell us he is super busy right taking care of a few personal things?
Posted by: Piper

Too furry. Distracts from the message

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (KszI0)

320 This Autumnal brunette questions not the posting scheduling of elusive Ewoks:
http://tiny.cc/h2xs001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

but how does she look in a bikini and is she busty?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

321 Isn't 22 when the schizos start to really go off the rails?

As opposed to Al and Zinn who want that last blaze of glory to satiate their egos in their Twilight of Irrelevancy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:41 PM (d8Y5g)

well the gubment allows them to be on mommy and daddy's dime until 26. These guys might be from college where the indoctrination kicks in.

I noticed in the latest Kirk showings the thing that got them maddest was NOT racism, or religion...but was saying that college was a scam.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

322 315 No doubt those MAGA kids will try and blame it on anyone but themselves.
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (n8gor)

=======

Come at us, bruh!

Go radical!

Get profane!

Get all the affiliates fined for showing your bare ass!

I won't be watching, so I don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

323 Cernovich@Cernovich

Who is more obsessed with Israel - Tucker Carlson,’or the entirety of Congress?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (TGPs7)

324 Which suggests a bizarre possibility: That people are now going to commit personal-motivation murders but then shout left-wing political slogans on the not-implausible theory that left-wing jurors will jury-nullify and refuse to convict them because they see them as soldiers of the left.

---------------

Fanni Willis now wishes she had just compressed her closing argument to: "Assassinate Trump! Assassinate Kirk! And Genocide The Jews!"

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (Ae4dV)

325 Will the bullet that killed him have 'oWo' engraved on it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (d8Y5g)

326 What if it’s Milo….i do NOT want to like Milo….

Hey…didn’t Ace just tell us he is super busy right taking care of a few personal things?
Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (p4NUW)
********
Milo is trouble, just like Candace.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

327 Then you can try and contact that guy when he subcontracts your job to 14 different idiots. Then you can hire another firm to fix what they broke. Then you bring it in house again when your aircraft starts falling out of the sky.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

Once the aircraft stop falling out of the sky repeat the process because it'll be different this time, swearsies.

Posted by: They never learn at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (TbWk/)

328 speaking of the master race, Herr Kimmel back on the air tomorrow. ABC news.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (ehY6c)

329 Will the bullet that killed him have 'oWo' engraved on it?

Remember, it isn't gay if she tastefully covers her erect penis with a skirt or with you crazy kids a squirrel fur suit

Posted by: David French at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

330 Too late for the gun thread, but holy hell, this is gold ( link in nic ) :

@amuse 20m
TRUMP: The president just shared this undercover footage of elite soldiers being trained in Venezuela.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:39 PM


The elite Meal Team 6.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (ySpAZ)

331 I think autopsies are mandatory in all cases involving foul play or suspected foul play. The coroner will have to testify at any trial that he did an autopsy of the dead guy and in his expert opinion the guy died of a gunshot would. That is necessary testimony to one of the elements of convicting someone of murder; namely, that the defendant be the cause of death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
-----
Depends on the state but in general an autopsy is required for any death outside of a clinical setting, unless the decedent was receiving in-home hospice care for a terminal illness.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (3BwY8)

332 Have you ever died? What was it like when you were dead and what was it like when you came back to life?

——

I have. I do not fear death (again).

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:46 PM (p4NUW)

333 Elite training?

Jumping through flaming hoops?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:47 PM (d8Y5g)

334 325 Will the bullet that killed him have 'oWo' engraved on it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at


Yes. a 30-06 and it's miraculous that it did not pass through him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:47 PM (abIsI)

335 Kimmel will be back on the air tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/34hbdbxv

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 22, 2025 03:47 PM (paSBy)

336 "But we had enhanced shareholder return in Q2." - the MBAs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (tgvbd)

I spent the entire 90s bitching about "investors" assuming communists would play fair with them. ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.

But those bonus checks and stock options were all cashed by the time reality enforced itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:47 PM (8avO+)

337 Two wild and sexy guys.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (2pTYC)

338 Nadeau, that's an old Nantucket name for raging queer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (kx9a7)

339 Not sure if Tucker's befuddled look will be effective on a public stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

He's basically the only one of those people where it kind of makes sense to me, though I have little use for Carlson, myself.

But college kids seem to universally despise the Jews, so he should be a good draw,
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:44 PM (BI5O2)
********
Don't care for Tucker anymore.
Benny Johnson is pretty stable.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (NpAcC)

340 Which suggests a bizarre possibility: That people are now going to commit personal-motivation murders but then shout left-wing political slogans on the not-implausible theory that left-wing jurors will jury-nullify and refuse to convict them because they see them as soldiers of the left.

---------------

Fanni Willis now wishes she had just compressed her closing argument to: "Assassinate Trump! Assassinate Kirk! And Genocide The Jews!"
Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:45 PM (Ae4dV)
___

Might not be so bizarre. As I mentioned above, it seems the murderer previously worked at the club. If he worked at the club and returned to target a specific person, that conduct typically indicates a personal motive. But the pics of the guy look like Standard-issue Antifa Fag Weirdo. So ... who knows?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

341 302 Have you ever died? What was it like when you were dead and what was it like when you came back to life

Is this like when you are on the perfect high and some narcan asshole ruins it all so you rip his face off?
Posted by: Some leftist

This sounds like what I expect at the end of some MoMe, although from alcohol instead of narcotics.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

342 We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

So he gets a small rating bump. Hollywood hi-5s themselves and in a week his ratings crater even more.

Hopefully this is an attempt for them to renegotiate his contract at even less. "See. Your ratings are shit. You need to give back."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (FxH7T)

343 Odds that Kimmel

Apologizes 25%
Doubles down 25%
Goes back to doing his normal unfunny comedy: 49%
Shows up in blackface, again 1%

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

344 335 Kimmel will be back on the air tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/34hbdbxv

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 22, 2025 03:47 PM (paSBy)

Worst. Fascists. Ever.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (KbCG3)

345 That is necessary testimony to one of the elements of convicting someone of murder; namely, that the defendant be the cause of death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Guiteau tried to play off that at his trial for the Garfield assassination. "Yes, I shot him, but the doctors killed him" (i.e., by their mucking around with the wound and paying no attention to germ theory). Didn't work.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

346 Hey…didn’t Ace just tell us he is super busy right taking care of a few personal things?
Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:43 PM (p4NUW)

Doubtful ace would do it. As i understand it, he is not a fan of crowds anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

347 "Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday"

I expect a non-apology.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (vFG9F)

348 Kimmel will be back on the air tomorrow.
......

So I can not watch him again?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

349 I'm hoping Kimmel apologizes profusely.

So the left can turn on him.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

350 The puppy bowl > Jimmy Kibble

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

351 One America News
@OANN
·
1m
Disney: 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' will return to air tomorrow night

Posted by: Methos at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (vSvIl)

352 Ok, so ABC is calling Carr's bluff. He should pull their broadcast license immediately. But who am I kidding? I'm sure it was an empty threat, and this will just be another embarrassing failure by this loose-talking administration.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (BI5O2)

353 I have. I do not fear death (again).
Posted by: Piper

What?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

354 "Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday"

I expect a non-apology.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM


I expect a variation of Shut Up, Racist, He Explained.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

355 Disney said in a statement Monday that “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” will return to its ABC broadcast on Tuesday.

The decision came nearly a week after ABC said it was suspending the late night show indefinitely, shortly after the host made comments linking the alleged killer of conservative activist Charlie Kirk to President Donald Trump’s MAGA movement.

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive,” according to a statement from Disney. “We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”


CNBC article:
https://shorturl.at/2nzb6

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

356 Cernovich@Cernovich

OMG! Tucker is obsessed with Israel? Then what of the 250 members of Congress at the “50 States, One Israel” event? Rubio going to the western wall even as Charlie Kirk lay dead. I would LOVE to never have to think about Israel. We all would. Let’s decouple and make it a reality.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (TGPs7)

357 Kimmel committing sepukku on the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (d8Y5g)

358 335 Kimmel will be back on the air tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/34hbdbxv
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
---------------------

What are the ~twenty Nexstar and the Sinclair affiliates going to do?
Preempt or no?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (kx9a7)

359 Milo is trouble, just like Candace.
Posted by: redridinghood

I want to like Milo. He's certainly a charismatic showman, and I think he's intelligent and quick-witted. But yes, between Kanye and other crazy stuff, I'd keep a distance for some time until he can show true reformation. Plenty of other smart, charismatic conservatives WITHOUT his baggage.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

360 Ok, so ABC is calling Carr's bluff. He should pull their broadcast license immediately. But who am I kidding? I'm sure it was an empty threat, and this will just be another embarrassing failure by this loose-talking administration.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


He should consult with Bondi first.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (abIsI)

361 wow the 30k viewers/night that watch little Kimmy will be so happy about his return

do the affiliates still hate him though

Posted by: kallisto at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (dCxaZ)

362 So the Kirk memorial was all love and forgiveness? No one promising vengeance?
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)



As I recall, at the first 9/11 memorial (while the dust cloud was still dumbing shit all over the city), this beefy mick firefighter got up on stage and gave a speech that ended with him saying "the people who did this can KISS MY BLACK IRISH ASS!!!!" The audience went nuts.

A couple of speeches later, Richard Gere got up and started talking about peaceful Buddhist forgiveness. The crowd looked like they were going to hold a raffle for a chance to shove the next hamster up his ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (y9nCu)

363 Odds that Kimmel's show
- sucks dick 100%

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (gKWVE)

364 I'm hoping Kimmel apologizes profusely.

So the left can turn on him.

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 03:49 PM


I am surprised that ABC would put such a MAGA guy back on the air.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (jc0TO)

365 "What?
Posted by: Bulg"

Petite mort?

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (vFG9F)

366 264 But what about Alex Stein?

I think there's something wrong with him, really. He cannot control his "shtick," which could indicate he's genuinely a wackadoo.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (nFXNS)

Stein absolutely cannot turn it off.

He also went on some bizarre screaming rant about the Mossad to a Jewish guest when he was guest hosting for Tim, and wouldn't calm down when Phil Labonte tried to get him to calm down.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

367 Get all the affiliates fined for showing your bare ass!

-------------

People will just assume that it's a guest appearance by Rosie O'Donnell.

[Joke heard earlier today: "Hey TJM, have you seen what's going on over in Ireland? They're gonna put Rosie O'Donnell's face on the Blarney Stone to get people to stop kissing it ..."]

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:52 PM (Ae4dV)

368 Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

You missed the Rush Limbaugh clip here the other night: Rush said he had met him, was very impressed, and said he might be president some day. Now both are gone.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 22, 2025 03:52 PM (IAdFa)

369 We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

So he gets a small rating bump. Hollywood hi-5s themselves and in a week his ratings crater even more.

Hopefully this is an attempt for them to renegotiate his contract at even less. "See. Your ratings are shit. You need to give back."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 22, 2025 03:48 PM (FxH7T)

Did they clear this with the FTC guy that was talking about shutting down the license to broadcast news?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

370 The puppy bowl > Jimmy Kibble
Posted by: 18-1
.....

90 Day Fiance > The puppy bowl > Jimmy Kibble

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2025 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

371 speaking of the master race, Herr Kimmel back on the air tomorrow. ABC news.
Posted by: Kingsman


Called it~! He's either going to ride this for a contract renewal or springboard onto a streaming channel. Faggotry abound.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (mlg/3)

372 Kimmel was yanked because Nextstar affiliates said they didn't want him and weren't going to broadcast him.

My question is whether they will show re-runs of Hogan's Heroes instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

373 I thought someone wanted him to "apologize". Is he going to? Geez I said it felt like an op, now it feels more like one than ever.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (sWw4q)

374 Ace, be honest, we all know you don't have a personal life, and you certainly wouldn't do anything laborious. So, what's the real reason for the light blogging?

Posted by: Big Jimmy James at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Ry3ZX)

375 “We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”

Talked to Jimmy, but how about talking to conservatives about Jimmy Kimmel?


"Nah, fuck those guys."
- Disney

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

376 I'm so old I remember when they did an autopsy on George Floyd...and then threw out the results because they said he OD'd.
--------
Those cops were railroaded. There's got to be some way of getting them justice.

Posted by: He was a cop, and good at his job... at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (TN0g+)

377 Anna Puma

From your lips to God's ears. But let Mrs. Kirk hold the sword.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 22, 2025 03:53 PM (u82oZ)

378 343 Odds that Kimmel

Apologizes 25%
Doubles down 25%
Goes back to doing his normal unfunny comedy: 49%
Shows up in blackface, again 1%
Posted by: 18-1

Apologizes? 2%
Says some BS "I regret my comments were misunderstood" non-apology presented as an apology? 80% Followed by his unfunny routine doubling down.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2025 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

379 353 I have. I do not fear death (again).
Posted by: Piper

What?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

I will tell the story on a slow night.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

380 Apparently there were people protesting Disney over Kimmel's time out who then went into the theme park. That's really showing Disney you mean business.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:54 PM (d8Y5g)

381 Ssssssss.

Posted by: Slow Newsday Gorn at September 22, 2025 03:54 PM (jc0TO)

382 >>I will tell the story on a slow night.

Was Miracle Max involved?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 03:55 PM (viF8m)

383 Cernovich@Cernovich

OMG! Tucker is obsessed with Israel? Then what of the 250 members of Congress at the “50 States, One Israel” event? Rubio going to the western wall even as Charlie Kirk lay dead. I would LOVE to never have to think about Israel. We all would. Let’s decouple and make it a reality.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (TGPs7)

Get the arab states and the EU to stand down their genocides and you never would.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:55 PM (8avO+)

384 I will tell the story on a slow night.
Posted by: Piper

OK. Very thankful you pulled through.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

385 I guess we liked Cernovich until he became an anti-semite

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2025 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

386 Jimmy Fallon most hurt by the news...now all 4 shows may go off the air in May 2026 vs having one survive by consolidating the liberal late night audience...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2025 03:55 PM (tOcjL)

387 So the Kimmel thing miraculously occurred all the way through the memorial service. 🤔

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 03:56 PM (sWw4q)

388 We are past the point of talking.
Goes to Not The Bee:

Texas AG to investigate Facebook group that targeted kids for starting TPUSA chapter at their school

They hate you and think your normal American beliefs are "fascist."
Case in point: A group of adults on Facebook who infiltrated group chats and coordinated to destroy students for wanting to start a Turning Point USA chapter in the Spring Branch school district at Stratford High School in Houston.

https://tinyurl.com/mupnx5ye

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 03:56 PM (jddXn)

389 Did they clear this with the FTC guy that was talking about shutting down the license to broadcast news?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

Clear it?

I'm guessing they called him and said "we have one of our pet federal judges on the line, and he's already written his injuction.

Do your worst, you punk bitch."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:57 PM (BI5O2)

390 Greta Thunberg Removed From Leadership Of Flotilla Protesting Israel

HOW DARE YOU !

Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2025 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

391 384 I will tell the story on a slow night.
Posted by: Piper

OK. Very thankful you pulled through.
Posted by: Bulg

Hey! I got turned into a newt! I got better.

Posted by: Filthy Peasant at September 22, 2025 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

392 My question is whether they will show re-runs of Hogan's Heroes instead?
Posted by: Kindltot


I'd program Monster Theater like stuff. Hammer Horror and Gojira movies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:57 PM (mlg/3)

393 90 Day Fiance > The puppy bowl > Jimmy Kibble
Posted by: wth at September

You know what we should do as a segment on the AoSHQ podcast? A Love at First Sight variant. We match up 2 nics and make them go to dinner. Then separately, they have to tell us how it went, what they spoke about, etc. We will laugh at the very different recounts of the same event and offer another dinner at the end.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (p4NUW)

394 Dr. Maalouf@realMaalouf

ITALY: Milan right now looks like a literal war zone.

A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (TGPs7)

395 So the Kirk memorial was all love and forgiveness? No one promising vengeance?

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

--------------

Stephen Miller crushed it, per usual. Just love that guy. I'm old enough to remember when he was in high school and frequently called into the Larry Elder talk radio show ... he, of course, was clearly brilliant & passionate back then.

Vengeance, Justice ...
Toe-MAGA-Toe, Tah-MAGA-Toe

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (Ae4dV)

396 I'd program Monster Theater like stuff. Hammer Horror and Gojira movies.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Benny Hill reruns.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

397 Greta von Thule was a PR anchor making them all look weetarded.

Psst, all of you are still weetarded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (d8Y5g)

398 I just died in your arms tonight.

Posted by: Cutting Crew at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (zZu0s)

399 A colonoscopy > 90 Day Fiance > The puppy bowl > Jimmy Kibble

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2025 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

400 Was pondering how, why other than brainwashing Tyler decided to end his freedom just yo end another life

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 03:59 PM (+qU29)

401 Dr. Maalouf@realMaalouf

ITALY: Milan right now looks like a literal war zone.

A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM


Time for a whiff of grappashot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:59 PM (ySpAZ)

402 Benny Hill reruns.
Posted by: Bulg


I cannot oppose boobs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2025 03:59 PM (mlg/3)

403 397 Greta von Thule was a PR anchor making them all look weetarded.

Psst, all of you are still weetarded.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You'd think a flotilla of several ships would need several anchors...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM (JCZqz)

404 My brother lives in the area (about an hour away). Said the local scuttlebutt was a disgruntled employee. Told him that didn't square with the reports of eyewitnesses for what the shooter said.

Posted by: Scott1M at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM (O9uxk)

405 I would like to see what happens when we match up Masturbating Pete with Mary Clogginstien.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

406 I would like to see what happens when we match up Masturbating Pete with Mary Clogginstien.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM



Hand-to-gland combat.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (jc0TO)

407 The shine has left the Tucker Carlson entity. Have zero interest in all things Tucker. Put on the bowtie and clown nose Tucker.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (ehY6c)

408 I would like to see what happens when we match up Masturbating Pete with Mary Clogginstien.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM


Total protonic reversal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (ySpAZ)

409 394 Dr. Maalouf@realMaalouf

ITALY: Milan right now looks like a literal war zone.

A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (TGPs7)

Terrorism, straight up. Call in the military, weapons hot.

Posted by: I'm not kidding at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

410 Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

==

They know each other well, Rush received a TPUSA award shortly before Rush's death.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (g47mK)

411 My brother lives in the area (about an hour away). Said the local scuttlebutt was a disgruntled employee. Told him that didn't square with the reports of eyewitnesses for what the shooter said.
Posted by: Scott1M at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM (O9uxk)

Seems odd he'd go for someone who was renting a room rather than the club that employs him then.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

412 A former employee of the country club.

Concord Monitor News, September 20th
Former employee identified as suspect in Nashua country club shooting, struck with chair after shouting ‘free Palestine’

Bits and pieces -

"A former employee has been taken into custody as the suspect in a shooting Saturday evening at the Sky Meadow Country Club in Nashua that left one person dead and several others injured."

“The fact that he was a former employee is something we want to look further into,” Formella said.

At a press conference Sunday afternoon, New Hampshire Attorney General John Formella said Nadeau had not worked at the country club for about a year.

“He had a mask on. We just saw him raise the gun and then we ran,” Ernst said. “I ran through the kitchen for my life.”

"Tom Bartelson of Pepperell, Massachusetts, who was at the country club, described a chaotic scene that unfolded near his nephew’s wedding. He said he heard the shooter say “the children are safe” and “free Palestine,” and appeared to be targeting someone."
---
Looks like the mostly peaceful shooter is a resident of MA, and he may be 26, not 23.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 22, 2025 04:02 PM (NFX2v)

413 Hey Milan, release the pigs!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 04:02 PM (d8Y5g)

414 Sure. Ace has "personal matters" to attend and gives us thin blogging while leaving us to figure out the motive of the gunman of the week. Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.

Posted by: Peter Ream at September 22, 2025 04:02 PM (BCXbW)

415 Charlie Kirk used to listen to Rush while still a teenager.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (g47mK)

416 You know what we should do as a segment on the AoSHQ podcast? A Love at First Sight variant. We match up 2 nics and make them go to dinner. Then separately, they have to tell us how it went, what they spoke about, etc. We will laugh at the very different recounts of the same event and offer another dinner at the end.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM (p4NUW)

----------------

And think of how many love matches and marriages will result!

The over/under line opens at A One (SWIDT?) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (Ae4dV)

417 *knew each other

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (g47mK)

418 A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM



Send in the scoops.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)

419 404 My brother lives in the area (about an hour away). Said the local scuttlebutt was a disgruntled employee. Told him that didn't square with the reports of eyewitnesses for what the shooter said.

Posted by: Scott1M at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM (O9uxk)

It was actually a disgruntled no-longer-employed employee who did target a specific other employee - the only question is if the statements during the shooting were made "for real" or "for jury and charging effect"...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (tOcjL)

420 Maybe he just wanted a girlfriend. Worked for Luigi Mangione.

Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (0Id0S)

421 418 A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM


Send in the scoops.
Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)

SOYLENT ASS IS PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Totally unpalatable at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (TbWk/)

422 Kimmel demise was a bit exaggerated
He's Back

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (+qU29)

423 It's good they're continuing the tour, but sheesh... I don't know who Biggs or Landry are, so maybe they're cool. The other five are people you couldn't pay me to go see. But then, I'm no college student. Maybe they like these people.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

Landry is the former AG and current governor of Louisiana; very based, and he has an awesome Cajun accent. He was in the House for a while; old clips of him grilling Obama appointees on Barack's lousy environmental policies are a lot of fun--hearing him pronounce the phrase "polar bears" is a fascinating experience.

Posted by: Wiese at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (1pand)

424 Dr. Maalouf@realMaalouf

ITALY: Milan right now looks like a literal war zone.

A coalition of far-left activists and Muslim migrant gangs is currently rioting and destroying the city because Italy refuses to recognize a Palestinian state.

Total chaos.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2025 03:58 PM

Time for a whiff of grappashot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 03:59 PM (ySpAZ)

I hate that metaphor, because I doubt it looks like a war zone at all. Is everyone hiding like a groundhog while the other side is shelling from 15 miles off? Drones dropping grenades through windows?

Not a war zone then.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

425
I would like to see what happens when we match up Masturbating Pete with Mary Clogginstien.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 04:00 PM


Hand-to-gland combat.
Posted by: toby928


Heh. Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (nFXNS)

426 Was Charie Kirk doing his thing when Rush was still alive? Was Rush aware of him?

==

They know each other well, Rush received a TPUSA award shortly before Rush's death.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:01 PM (g47mK)

-------------

Rush was a tremendous anonymous philanthropist who never talked about or wanted recognition for it. I heard somewhere recently on talk radio that he donated at least seven figures to TPUSA.

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 04:05 PM (Ae4dV)

427
I hate that metaphor, because I doubt it looks like a war zone at all. Is everyone hiding like a groundhog while the other side is shelling from 15 miles off? Drones dropping grenades through windows?

Not a war zone then.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

Not all warzones look like Verdun.

Posted by: Bosnia at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (TbWk/)

428 Greta Thunberg Removed From Leadership Of Flotilla Protesting Israel
---------
She will now play the part of Gilligan.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

429 The Supreme Court gave Trump a tentative victory today and allowed him to fire an FTC member. Full hearing coming in December.

>>In the new order, the court said it will hear arguments in December about whether the precedent, known as Humphrey’s Executor v. United States, should be overturned.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (viF8m)

430 It makes no sense for ABC to put Kimmel back on the air, they could have used the cover to do what they were more than likely planning to do next year.

Plus you just know Kimmel is not going to apologize and is simply going to double down on his douchebaggery.

Really dumb move by ABC.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

431 Kimmel demise was a bit exaggerated
He's Back
Posted by: Skip

Yep.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 04:07 PM (jddXn)

432 Are the 286 boycotting stations going to air it?

If they don't, then Kimmel becomes a "tree falling in the forest" situation.

Oddly someone had posted video of pieces of Kimmel's set being moved out of the building a few days after he was suspended. Usually that means he's gone for good.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

433 Greta Thunberg Removed From Leadership Of Flotilla Protesting Israel
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She will now play the part of Gilligan.
Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

she was no more leader or part of the crew than the 200 kilos on the boat that would feed Gaza they carried.

And in contrast Gilligan WAS part of the crew...fearless crew at that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (8avO+)

434 The two Nasirs have a nice Father Son hobby.

Posted by: scottst at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (eo6kl)

435 357 Kimmel committing sepukku on the air?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2025 03:50 PM (d8Y5g
He'd eff it up by screaming something stupid like 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna' take it anymore!'

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (LHPAg)

436 Disney never wanted Kimmel off the air—they would rather lose millions of dollars and millions of viewers than give conservatives a win.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (gYnrv)

437 Back from the optometrist. Still 20-15 in both eyes. Modern science is a wonderful thing in the world of vision.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2025 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)

438 >>> 430 It makes no sense for ABC to put Kimmel back on the air, they could have used the cover to do what they were more than likely planning to do next year.

Plus you just know Kimmel is not going to apologize and is simply going to double down on his douchebaggery.

Really dumb move by ABC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

They could still fire the dumbass because of his shitty ratings, but this way they can tell the whiny commies that they gave Jimmeh another chance and stood up to OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ULPxl)

439 It makes no sense for ABC to put Kimmel back on the air, they could have used the cover to do what they were more than likely planning to do next year.

Plus you just know Kimmel is not going to apologize and is simply going to double down on his douchebaggery.

Really dumb move by ABC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

they already announced to the affiliates Kimmel was not being renewed long before this.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

440 429 The Supreme Court gave Trump a tentative victory today and allowed him to fire an FTC member. Full hearing coming in December.

>>In the new order, the court said it will hear arguments in December about whether the precedent, known as Humphrey’s Executor v. United States, should be overturned.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (viF8m)

======

Oh, no...what will happen when Democrats can hire anyone in the executive branch?

Will the administrative state be turned against us?

Trump is setting a trap for us.

We won't know how good we had it when Republicans just kept Democrats through their administration because it looked bad to fire them and replace them with opposition voices.

/sarc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

441 Hand-to-gland combat.

Large Hardon Collider

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (xnivq)

442 they had a "thoughtful discussion" with Kimmel, and now hi is back on air. What did he sign I wonder.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (g47mK)

443 To be honest, Im feeling like maybe i should take a shot or three at somebody. I am not getting enough attention, even with the public humiliation rituals.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (RJpgU)

444 Really dumb move by ABC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

Nah, the Party doesn't want to bend the knee, and I think ABC just panicked when they thought this might Be Something.

But a few days passed, the Right reverted to form, they now know it's Not Something, and absent that momentary fear, they are now asserting themselves.

It makes a lot of sense. It's an opportunity to give Trump a bloody nose, and they're taking it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (BI5O2)

445 438 >>> 430 It makes no sense for ABC to put Kimmel back on the air, they could have used the cover to do what they were more than likely planning to do next year.

Plus you just know Kimmel is not going to apologize and is simply going to double down on his douchebaggery.

Really dumb move by ABC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

They could still fire the dumbass because of his shitty ratings, but this way they can tell the whiny commies that they gave Jimmeh another chance and stood up to OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ULPxl)

They won't fire him...they just won't renew his contract, and he and Colbert go out in May 2026...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (tOcjL)

446 It's antifa. An actual international terrorist organization.

Has someone sued antifa international yet? French Antifa is called "La Horde", which seems like AoSHQ copyright infringement.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

447 Greta Thunberg Removed From Leadership Of Flotilla Protesting Israel


How would YOU like to be stuck on a boat with that ugly little harpie?

Posted by: the Flotilla at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

448 they had a "thoughtful discussion" with Kimmel, and now hi is back on air. What did he sign I wonder.
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:09 PM (g47mK)

It doesn't matter.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (rj6Yv)

449 Hey everybody. Hey Ace.

Watched Gutfeld for the first time ever a few nights ago. They came down on Kimmel's side... with clenched teeth, as they *know* he'd NEVER stand up for conservatives' free speech.

Also, that show is funny but extremely rough around the edges IMHO. Kind of shows that they don't have much of a budget.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (/p+XQ)

450 I love how these Supreme Court decisions are framed, like they are the benevolent gods handing down decisions. The Supreme Court doesn't allow the executive department to do anything, they recognize if its constitutionally permissible or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (dfIr7)

451 @439

>>they already announced to the affiliates Kimmel was not being renewed long before this.

So then why bring him back, they were given the opportunity to turn the page and move on from Late Night and toward whatever Late Night turns into.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (XV/Pl)

452 Rush Limbaugh & Charlie Kirk
Van Barbre

37,268 views Sep 11, 2025
Rush Limbaugh and Charlie at TPUSA Winter Gala at Mar a largo 2019. This is when Rush said "CHARLIE KIRK is running the White House"

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (NFX2v)

453 First Monday in October marks the new SC term . Can't wait to read the authentic DEI gibberish that Ketanji scribbles

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM (lmTGO)

454 To be honest, Im feeling like maybe i should take a shot or three at somebody. I am not getting enough attention, even with the public humiliation rituals.
Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at September 22, 2025 04:10 PM (RJpgU)

Every time I see her I think blood is gonna start gushing from the ears. There's another one that looks like it will come out of the eyes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

455 runner: the "thoughtful discussion" was that Kimmel announced he'll sue Disney/ABC into the ground.

After giving away a lot of $$$ to Gina Carano, they decided it wasn't worth the hassle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM (/p+XQ)

456 451 @439

>>they already announced to the affiliates Kimmel was not being renewed long before this.

So then why bring him back, they were given the opportunity to turn the page and move on from Late Night and toward whatever Late Night turns into.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (XV/Pl)

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Make their brewing revolt of talent happy?

I mean, what would Disney do without Pedro Pascal being in 30% of their output?

They have a new Star Wars movie to sell, dammit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Ei4KF8VHA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

457

Amazing how many dangerous white guy stories we've had in the news since the knife murder in Charlotte of the Ukrainian woman. Why it's almost as if the media is trying to distract us from the biggest threat to daily living in urban areas

Posted by: imp at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (g6TN6)

458 455 runner: the "thoughtful discussion" was that Kimmel announced he'll sue Disney/ABC into the ground.

After giving away a lot of $$$ to Gina Carano, they decided it wasn't worth the hassle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM (/p+XQ)

========

Kimmel has no case. That's not why they're putting him back on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

459 451 @439

>>they already announced to the affiliates Kimmel was not being renewed long before this.

So then why bring him back, they were given the opportunity to turn the page and move on from Late Night and toward whatever Late Night turns into.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Probably b/c Disney didn't want to deal with the PR nightmare from talent. Remember, 90% of their revenue comes from the leftwing, and if the talent told them to boycott, Disney would have no one left. They don't want the right's money.

Now, they just let things lapse when stuff dies down in 9 months...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

460 t makes no sense for ABC to put Kimmel back on the air, they could have used the cover to do what they were more than likely planning to do next year.

Plus you just know Kimmel is not going to apologize and is simply going to double down on his douchebaggery.

Really dumb move by ABC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:06 PM


I called it wrong this morning but on further thinking about his return to TV it is a brilliant move. His ratings will at least double and possibly triple for the short period of time he has left on his contract and abc can make some serious advertising money on that while dragging out his contract renewal negotiations.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)

461 So an unfunny comedisn whose show has no audience cannot be fired.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (kTd/k)

462 Nah, the Party doesn't want to bend the knee, and I think ABC just panicked when they thought this might Be Something.

But a few days passed, the Right reverted to form, they now know it's Not Something, and absent that momentary fear, they are now asserting themselves.

It makes a lot of sense. It's an opportunity to give Trump a bloody nose, and they're taking it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


What's it do to the merger that's now in jeopardy?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (jddXn)

463 Kimmel has no case. That's not why they're putting him back on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

what is your theory ?

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (g47mK)

464 runner: the "thoughtful discussion" was that Kimmel announced he'll sue Disney/ABC into the ground.

After giving away a lot of $$$ to Gina Carano, they decided it wasn't worth the hassle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:12 PM


As long as they kept paying him, I don't see where he has any grounds.

Posted by: toby928 at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (jc0TO)

465 Greta Thunberg Removed From Leadership Of Flotilla Protesting Israel

----------------

"So long, and GFY for all that Bitch!"

/The Whales. #Soon

Posted by: ShainS -- FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT ... For Charlie Kirk ... EVERY MINUTE EVERY DAY at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (Ae4dV)

466 It makes a lot of sense. It's an opportunity to give Trump a bloody nose, and they're taking it.

Bob Iger will take that any chance he can.

In other Disney news, a new feature in some magazine nobody reads anymore revealed that the new Tron movie coming out next month bait-and-switches the advertised male characters with black and Chinese girl bosses who fight global warming. Because that's definitely what people want from a Tron movie.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

467 @439

>>they already announced to the affiliates Kimmel was not being renewed long before this.

So then why bring him back, they were given the opportunity to turn the page and move on from Late Night and toward whatever Late Night turns into.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 04:11 PM (XV/Pl)

They announced he would be gone when his contract term expired in 2026. This was notice to affiliates to find something themselves to fill that time slot.

As to why they would be stupid, these are tv executives we are speaking of.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (8avO+)

468 460 I called it wrong this morning but on further thinking about his return to TV it is a brilliant move. His ratings will at least double and possibly triple for the short period of time he has left on his contract and abc can make some serious advertising money on that while dragging out his contract renewal negotiations.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)

=======

His ratings will spike for one night, maybe a week.

But then his unfunny brand of clapter will gain its normal level of appeal and people will peel off once more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

469 Hope everyone boycotts and advertising

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (+qU29)

470 Kimmel got his show back? All is forgiven, I guess.

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (AOsQT)

471 Kimmel has no case. That's not why they're putting him back on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)


If Kimmel does his usual Kimmel thing, the affiliates hit the mute button.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (rj6Yv)

472 Twenty four seconds of Italian pro-pali violence.

https://tinyurl.com/6arsttjm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (kx9a7)

473 463 Kimmel has no case. That's not why they're putting him back on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

what is your theory ?
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (g47mK)

=======

Making the other talent happy.

Pedro Pascal, who will be needed to promo The Mandalorian and Grogu, was announcing a boycott of working with Disney.

Studio execs are obsessed with the idea that star interviews on couches are worth millions and millions of dollars. Because they are stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

474 TJM, hey! :-) Looking forward to your reviews of Eddington and the new Spinal Tap. Also wonder what you thought of Sinners.

True that Kimmel has no case, but I'd bet that he/his lawyers could bleed the network quite a bit in the meantime.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (/p+XQ)

475 In other Disney news, a new feature in some magazine nobody reads anymore revealed that the new Tron movie coming out next month bait-and-switches the advertised male characters with black and Chinese girl bosses who fight global warming. Because that's definitely what people want from a Tron movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

They also are out in the real world were sets are cheap and not in TRON world.

How exactly do you have blacks and chinese TRON constructs anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

476

>>>replaces the advertised male characters with black and Chinese girl bosses who fight global warming

Well I'm sure that will really bring in the Chinese box office. /sarcasm

Posted by: imp at September 22, 2025 04:16 PM (g6TN6)

477 Ein nood.

A wrench?

Posted by: Cutting Crew at September 22, 2025 04:16 PM (zZu0s)

478 Kimmel will be like Colbert. When his contract ends , bye-bye. Late night talk shows aredead , they just haven't been buried yet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 04:16 PM (lmTGO)

479 It's Now or Never, Europe.

Start Busting Heads, or you're going to find yourself getting yours sawn off with a Rusty Scimitar.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 04:16 PM (UnA8+)

480 Pedro Pascal, who will be needed to promo The Mandalorian and Grogu, was announcing a boycott of working with Disney.

If all of the people claiming to be angry about Kimmel had actually watched his show he'd have measurable ratings.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

481 Toby, hmmm.

Ace, hope you're out there. You're a Fleetwood Mac fan right? I know you enjoy classic/yacht rock like I do. :-)

Was wondering what you thought of the new re-release of Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks' very first album from 1973, Buckingham Nicks. It's what got them hired by Mick Fleetwood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (/p+XQ)

482 NOOD

Jasmine Crockett

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (ULPxl)

483 True that Kimmel has no case, but I'd bet that he/his lawyers could bleed the network quite a bit in the meantime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (/p+XQ)

Outside of ABC, who in the heck would hire Kimmel for anything that requires more than pushing a broom?

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

484 Disney would have no one left.

------

Disney would be fine. Their trained monkeys ("talent," lol) would have fallen into line. Their drooling dumbfuck audiences would have continued buying whatever shit sandwiches they serve up.

It's just a power move. I'd have done the same in their shoes. Maybe even do a Jimmy's Krazy Killer Komedy segment where he has college kids snipe at effigies of right wingers for cash and zany prizes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (BI5O2)

485 Advertisers are pulling out of Kimmel's show, even Disney has a limit on how much money they want to lose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

486 474 TJM, hey! :-) Looking forward to your reviews of Eddington and the new Spinal Tap. Also wonder what you thought of Sinners.

True that Kimmel has no case, but I'd bet that he/his lawyers could bleed the network quite a bit in the meantime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (/p+XQ)

=======

The cost of maintaining Kimmel in his spot when they could pre-empt him with something else that might get more ratings vs. a lawsuit...

I'd take the lawsuit.

But, it's really not why they put him back on. Iger is a pussy afraid of angry people within his own organization. The former weatherman has no idea how to manage talent.

And Sinners was...okay. Ryan Coogler might be retarded, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

487
Kimmel has no case. That's not why they're putting him back on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

You were right about this, this morning. I wonder if they've worked out a deal to pacify Nexstar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 04:18 PM (uWKK8)

488 Studio execs are obsessed with the idea that star interviews on couches are worth millions and millions of dollars. Because they are stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

even with that assumption it doesn't follow that the interviewer part is the one people want to see.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

489 Making the other talent happy.

Pedro Pascal, who will be needed to promo The Mandalorian and Grogu, was announcing a boycott of working with Disney.

Studio execs are obsessed with the idea that star interviews on couches are worth millions and millions of dollars. Because they are stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

they are, putting themselves at the mercy of talentless "talent" ; at least back in the day the studio execs knew what that trash was worth - nothing

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:18 PM (g47mK)

490 ....even Disney has a limit on how much money they want to lose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 22, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

Interesting theory, but not borne out by facts so far.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)

491 How exactly do you have blacks and chinese TRON constructs anyhow.

They don't have to film the actors in black and white to make the effect work now so anything's possible.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

492 489 they are, putting themselves at the mercy of talentless "talent" ; at least back in the day the studio execs knew what that trash was worth - nothing
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:18 PM (g47mK)

=======

Paying Bogart $5000 a week was a better proposition than this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

493 tudio execs are obsessed with the idea that star interviews on couches are worth millions and millions of dollars. Because they are stupid.
==
I have, at this ripe age, 29, come to the conclusion that most of tbe people in charge of most of the things, are dum dums. Misguided and educated in things that dont matter, and not interested in learning what does matter. We are in the hands of dipshits.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at September 22, 2025 04:20 PM (RJpgU)

494 they are, putting themselves at the mercy of talentless "talent" ; at least back in the day the studio execs knew what that trash was worth - nothing
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 04:18 PM (g47mK)

Even in the old days a lot of the people on those shows were rounded up at the studios or local bars on a moments notice to be on.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

495 How exactly do you have blacks and chinese TRON constructs anyhow.

They don't have to film the actors in black and white to make the effect work now so anything's possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

Are you implying they do not follow TRON lore?

Actually having a Chinese actress to fight warming in China is based.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

496 Reading all weekend all kinds of Leftists Hollywood were up in arms over Kimmel getting canned

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 04:22 PM (+qU29)

497 A jury gave a lying insane person , who couldn't even provide a year for her alleged rape, hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm sure being sued in a Leftist jurisdiction was a consideration in bringing Kimmel back.

Posted by: the way I see it at September 22, 2025 04:23 PM (EYmYM)

498 Off dead eyed souless sock

Posted by: De socked at September 22, 2025 04:23 PM (RJpgU)

499 A jury gave a lying insane person , who couldn't even provide a year for her alleged rape, hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm sure being sued in a Leftist jurisdiction was a consideration in bringing Kimmel back.
Posted by: the way I see it at September 22, 2025 04:23 PM (EYmYM)

A jury of his peers...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2025 04:25 PM (8avO+)

500 jury gave a lying insane person , who couldn't even provide a year for her alleged rape, hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm sure being sued in a Leftist jurisdiction was a consideration in bringing Kimmel back.
==
For sure this. But also, fer sure some corporate lawyer will be sitting there with his finger on the dump button and will have an encore presentation ready to swap in....

Posted by: De socked at September 22, 2025 04:25 PM (RJpgU)

501 It makes a lot of sense. It's an opportunity to give Trump a bloody nose, and they're taking it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It doesn’t bloody Trump’s nose: it doesn’t even make him scratch it. The affiliates aren’t going to run Kimmel’s show: he’s toast!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 22, 2025 04:26 PM (jMluN)

502 Mostly Peaceful Leftist gunman used his Mostly Peaceful rifle to put a Mostly Peaceful hole in a victim, but it was Mostly Peaceful.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 22, 2025 04:26 PM (47/pr)

503 Time to return all of those back to where they came from and screw the UN Human Rights idiots

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 22, 2025 05:16 PM (wGqjj)

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